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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mushrooms...


Well - mushrooms... ape kes?

Kesnye, mek dah updated my fotopages with gegambar cendawanz. No no u perverts, not THAT mushrooms! HISH! I meant the REAL mushroom, cendawan, yang tumbuh kat laman itiew? Heheheh - mraslah click kat gambar mushroom kat the end of this entry to nengok more mushroom pics... but first (ahaaaa... there's always the BUT! Hehehehe)

This reminds me of a story, of a guy who is so... so... mengada-ngadaly bangga sangat with his think, big, hard rod in his pants (yes, this is goin' to be a XXX-rated story. Kids, please have your parents with you at all times while reading this entry - mati la mek!) Yeap, dia lah bagaikan Hang Tuah yang mega dasyat di kampungnya itiew, only in this case, it's somewhere, I don't know, oversea? Sebab I doubt this story was from somewhere around Malaysia? LOL! So anyways, this hard-on 24 hunk by the name of Mario, was drinking his way with his pal kat a local bar.

Friend: Say, you're sure damn lucky to have that rod of yours hard 24-7. You could screw any gals u want in the village - better still, you could have them ALL! Muuwaahahahaha! Cheers to that mate! (sambil togak gelas beernye itiew... eww!)

Mario: Yeah, hell yeah - I could *beeep* any *beeep*ing girl I want in town. But I don't want to...

Friend: So, watcha gonna do with that hard on? (sambil matanya melirik2 nengok the big bulge kat seluar Mario itiew sambil air liurnya meleleh2 keluar dari mulut)

Mario: No ordinary gal is gonna have this hard rock in her wet *beep*, that's for sure...

Friend: Mario! What are you saying? U wanna *beep* a drag queen with that? (dalam otak kawan dia nih, dah mula terpikir "Kalau Mario dinch tasty dengan gals, mrasalah mek ade PELUANG nak ngap ciknek dia yang nala itiew! Hehehe")

Mario: No u silly dweeb!! I'm only aiming for one gal, and she's not like any other gals - and that gal lives beyond the palace walls...

Friend: Thhhheeeee princceesss??? (Again, dalam otak kawannya itiew "Dammit! Ewww I hate that b**ch! Siap lah dia mek akan pecah lobang yang dia tu sebenarnye cik pon, dan bukannye puks betul - OPPSSS!!!!")

Before he could pecahkan lobang the Princess to Mario, Mario dah lesap katanya... mana Mario pergi? Lets find out...

Mario dah lama aimed the princess; dalam mata Mario, only the Princess yang boleh selesaikan masalah ketegang ciknek nye itiew. Dah lama he perhatikan gerak geri princess itiew. Banyak dia dah plan. Cuma tunggu kesesuaian masa saja. Kisahnye, the princess selalu keluar bermain bola emasnya di garden just behind the palace; selalunye she would play from 7am to 7.30am. Every morning, I say every morning, dia akan bermain dengan bola emasnya itiew... and Mario, yang seperti biasa sudah sedia mengintip princess itiew by 6.59am, pun berkata pada dirinya...

"Owh my dear Princess, how I wish it is my d**k that yang you main mainkan, instead of that pathetic stupid gold plated ball of yours tu! Fear not my princess, tomorrow, you will have something worth playing with... I promise you my love..." Hehehehehe...

And so the malam menjelma, dan Mario climbed on the palace walls, dan starts digging a hole dan kambuskan dirinya, EXCEPT for his ciknek! He waited patiently, sanggup menguburkan dirinya hidup2, semata2 kerana Princessnya itiew. And then, the next morning, as usual, the princess, yang dengan cerianya in her Versace dress (Versace katanye - mati la mek!), came down the steps of the palace, heading towards her garden when she discovered something....

"Ooooooooooo a mushroooommmmmmm" (read: Imagine Didi, Dextor's sister saying that! Yeah, pathetic kan? Very bimbo... hehehe)

"I loooovvveeeeeeee musshhhrrooommsssss...." sambil mengusap2 mushroom itiew...

"I loooovvveeeeeeee mmuushh... eh? Wait - how come this mushroom ade rumput2 persis rambut afro berwarna hitam? Weird type of grass - curly, black.... owh must be one of those rare species of musssshhhhhhrrrroooommmm kot...." she said, sambil continue mengusap2 mushroom 'hidup' itiew....

"Ahhhhhhh mushrooomm sudah mengembangggg.... Yeh! Owwhh yeh! Kembanglah wahai mushroom, feel the morning sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!" Yeap, she's getting excited alright - more like orgasm if u ask me. LOL...

As she strokes the mushroom, her throat ala ala dahaga lah pulak... dan pada masa yang sama, she saw cecair coming out dari mushroom itiew... pucuk dicita ulam berair mendatang! LOL!

"Ahhhhhhhh veeeryyy nicceeee! Mushroom have watterrrrrr. Meeee thirsty! Lets minum dulu!" and so, yes, well figured, she terus minum cecair itiew... dan after the first few licks....

"Errrrrrmmmmm sallttyyy waterrr.... sticky waatterrrr..... I LIKE!!!!"

Nah! Terus she continued sucking and sucking all the cecair yang ade. Mario on the other hand dah menggeletar dalam tanah tu, mata dah juling, dan ready to .. erm... cumm? Hehehe... he wanted to warn the princess that it has been a while since he last ejaculated. Tapi apakan daya... he can't pecah lobang...

"Oooooooooo mushroooommmmm giving morreee and mooreee sticky salty watterrr! Me likeeeeeeee"

"Oooooooo mushrooommmmm so nice!!!!"

And oooo mushroom memancut2kan air salty sticky ke muka princess itiew - not a single drop she let it to waste, semuanya ditelan jilatnya. EEEWW!!! After licking it all, her fingers and what not, suddenly, she turns back to the mushroom... and to her surprise, (or was it shock? Hmm)...

"Awwwwwwww.... cendawannnn layu sudahhhhh!!!!!...... Me want more...!!!" annd yes, she started to cry. But after a while, she heard voices, like, an angel or something....

"Dear, my dear princess. Kalau u nak more, come back here tomorrow morning. You'll be happy to find more mushroom drinks... I promise you... " yeap, THAT'S MARIO, confirmed! Feeling la ciktan tu! Nak kasik lagi katanya! LOL!... And so the princess quickly wiped off her tears dan masuk balik ke palace. Just before she went in, she screamed...

"Me want more and more mushroom water! Me like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lepas tu, Mario terus keluar dari lubang tu dan lari balik ke kampung, yes, with a no-longer-a-hard-on-d**k! As he was running back to the village, dia terpikir about the sad princess, and about the promise he made to the princess, so that she would be happy. "Cam mana ek? Penat la aku nak kasik lagi air kat dia. Hmm" - dok lari2 tu, he dapat an idea. Hehehehe... he went back to the bar, told 20 guys, ape dah terjadi. Semuanya nak tahu ape citernye? Even Mario's friend yang tadi tu pun semangat nak dgr citernye tu... and so, Mario pun duduk sambil minum beer, dan story telling la kat kawan2nya itiew. By night falls, all his 20 friends semuanya nak menabur bakti pada Princess itiew, and 'make her happy and no longer thirsty' katanya! LOL! And then they asked Mario to lead them...

"Errrr... that's ok boys... You go on ahead - I'll skip on this one, for now. Tired sial! Esok lusa boleh lagik... hahahaha" katanya Mario, refusing... hehehe...

And so these 20 guys, plus Mario's good friend, so all of them, 21 of them to be exact, did the same thing, just like Mario did. They climbed on the palace walls, masuk ke garden tu, dan start tanam diri diaorang masing2, leaving their cikneks uncovered.

Lepas tu, nak jadi ceritanya, the next day, the princess came out pagi tu, and saw her garden in total shock... (ahhh yes, confirmed this time, in total shock...)

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooo manyyy mushroommsss!!!"

"Sooooooooo many different shapes and sizes..... ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"Me tak suke, me tak suke!!!!!!!!!!! Mencemarkan my garden....! EEEWWW!!!!"

"Guards!!! Buang SEMUA mushrooms2 tu!!! Tebang, potong, cantas - whatever u wanna call it! ME DON'T LIKE!!!!!!! Me want only one mushroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nahhhh - alkaedahnye, habis semua 'mushroom2' itiew dipotong tebang cantas habis! THAT'S IT! Maka terciptalah cik pons yang ber puks! See, DULU2 tak payah habis RM90K yang buat puks semua - dulu2, free2 jer boleh buang cikneks dan free2 jer dapat jadik woman! LOL!!!! Mati lah mek! (mati la mek ngan pondan potong puks bawak Jazz Merah tu! Oppsss!)

Gile ke idak? HAHAH - citer nih sapa tah bagi tau kat mek dulu dulu. Knowing me, ade jer lah mek propah ubah edit segala bagai. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Meanwhile, lets, click lah pic mushroom kat bawah nih, to view more REAL cendawan/ mushrooms in my fotopages. Dinch perlu kebenaran parents yer! LOL!!!!

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Posted at 9:08:36 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Life as a crew - KUL to LHR (Part 2)


Ape kes citer nih? Well - nak find out, cuba baca Part 1 (before take off)...



As the aircraft climbs to 45,000 feet above sea level, I gazed outside the window and saw clear blue morning sky... ahhh what a sight... Buzz! REALITY CHECK!?!? Hello!? Mana ade window mek nak nengok luar dari dalam galley (dapur) upper deck B747-400 itiew!? Duh! Doink a bit right? Mek boleh imagine jer la, tapi nak nengok in real, nan ado. So anyways, once the aircraft dah at its cruising altitude, seatbelt sign pon off la kan...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fasten seatbelt sign is now off. But for your own safety, we advise you to keep your seatbelt fastened whenever you're seated. Breakfast will be served shortly. Meanwhile, should you require any assistance, please do not hessitate to call any members of the cabin crew..." bla bla bla bla bla, ade la lagi announcements yang dibuat, but I just couldn't be bothered to dengar dah. Dalam kepala hotak mek sekarang... breakfast breakfast breakfast! Hehehehe...

And let the breakfast service begin! Hehehehe...


Lepas seatbelt sign tu off, mek dah kelam kabut dalam galley. Yer lah, banyak bende nak prepare ok.

Scene: Business Class upper deck, FULL 32 pax! NANGIS!

Tapi since it's breakfie, mek ok jer. Tak der lah kelam kabut sangat2 like if its lunch or dinner service. So first up, prepare drink orders yang my Chief ngan stewardess dah amik on ground tadik itiew. Waktu tgh prepare welcome drinks tu, my Chief will normally help around la kan. Dapat chief (cs) yang meletop, baik, meriah lah galley. Kalau dapat yang bitchy2 tu, mengucap lah banyak2. Tapi mek punye experience dalam flights, most of my cs bebaik. So while me and my cs busy preparing the drinks, my stewardess busy dressing tables pax dengan linen. Dah siap, she and my cs will distribute the drinks while mek, prepare the trolley/ carts for service sequence lepas itiew. Ehhh chup2. Wait, this is breakfast service kan? CHOY! Mana ade drink orders. Choy! Sorry nah mek lupa dah sequence dia... eheheh - maklum lah, dah setahun left the airline. Heheh. Anyways, meh mek betoikan balik... jap nahhh let me think back... hmmmm...

Hmmm - since mek dah ingat2 lupa dah service concept tu, mek tak go into details lah nah? :) Details maybe mek buat melalui gambar2 yang mek includekan dalam entry nih nah? Hehehehe...

So anyways, lepas take off, stewardess mek, ngan mek punye CS selalunye busy dalam cabin. Mek lah terkontang kanting dalam galley itiew. But basically, having breakfast service as the first service after take off, tak susah sangat. Tapi lebih senang kalau buat breakfast as second service prior before landing itiew. So apa apa pon, lepas take off, semuanya akan menunjukkan muka2 tensi dalam galley, tapi bile masuk cabin, sampai ke telinga senyumnya. LOL! Ok... berbalik pada service Breakfast after take off. Sequencenye... yang nak kena ingat... ABC

A - Appertizer
B - Bakery
C - Cereals/ yogurt

Dan diikuti dengan main course.

Here you can see what membezakan breakfast service as 1st service lepas take off, dengan breakfast as 2nd service before landing... lainnye tang mana? Hanya ade wake-up towel katanye. Hehehehe. Tapi ini secara mata kasar. Pada dasar service concept, for us crew, kalau breakfast merupakan service kedua prior before landing, it simply means that the breakfast yang kami akan serve tu, continental breakfast. Sebab kalau after take off, breakfast yang kami serve tu, FULL set meaning dishing out the main course. Manakala kalau continental breakfast service (2nd service, before landing) - we serve semuanya on tray, no dishing mishing out - just short and simple service from the cart itself... ada paham ka? Tak? Hehehehe - sabar jer dek non


Whats good about breakfast service nih, setiap course, musti ade TC (coffee tea). So like, bile keluar ngan fruit appertizer trolley, musti ade TC. Kuar bakery selections pong, TC ado. Kuar yogurt/ cereal selections pon, TC tak lari dari trolley tu. Cuma mai tang main course jer, TC diremovekan kejaps dari trolley tu... heheheh... tapi, lepas main course, keluar la balik TC trolley itiew. Hehehe - like, TC akan keluar on every trolley service, EXCEPT main course. You guys with me so far? Good. Ok now, berikut ade lah gambarajah2 trolley settings for breakfast service (penat mek selongkar, dapat jugak carik manual nih... tak tahu lah diaorang still ikut ke tak concept nih? Dengar khabaran, concept nih dah tak pakai dah. Hehehe PAST TENSE lagi katanya!? Mati la mek!)

Trolley setting for Coffee Tea with fruit appertizer. Abaikan the hot water jug tu. Selalunye hot water jug tu ler is the tea punye jug. Ini mek rase gambarajah first class punye trolley setup. First class lain noq, ade selection of tea u ols! Tapi Business class, sorry nah - Lipton only! LOL!!!


Ini setup utk... erm... Tea Coffee with bakery selection. Simple, tapi mek suka trolley setup nih. Bau bakery fresh out from the warming cabinet/ oven, meleleh!!! - again, abaikan the hot water jug itiew...


Ini main course trolley for breakfast - bestnye kalau mek leh dapat gambaq betoi. Hehehehe... tapi tgk gambarajah nih pon, mek dah nangis! Hehehe teringat zaman2 serve2 nasi lemak. Heheheh - telan air liur jer! LOL!


So lepas habis 1st service,... lega? DINCH! Tu baru 1st service. Nuuuh lepas 7 8 jam lagi nuh sebelum landing in London nuh, dok ada satu lagi service, APE KES!?!?!?! Tapi before that service sampei, sempat lah mek mengketedaghah dalam galley mek, sempat la mek pi buat lawatan muhibbah dari galley ke galley, kalau ade kengkawan kat galley lain, mek pon sebok2 kak Pora laaaa pi galley depa, mencelah sembang2 persis Kak Nam BeBe! Hehehe.

Dah habis makan, sembang2, umpat2, gossip2, planning2 nak buat apo kat London, nah, tibanya time berehat. Normally crew, kiteorang dapat 3 to 4 hours rest dalam long-haul flights cam nih. Dan most of the time, kami yang galley stewards nih kena gi rest dulu. Tak semestinya kena gi tiduran, nak makan for the whole 3 4 hours rest period tu pong boleh - nak duduk main game ke ape ke - semua boleh. Kire rest period, buat la ape nak suke. Me most of the time, lepas dah habis makan minum mengumpat menggosip dan memplanning (5M tu - SM ngan Joe Lee tau citer tak!? LOL!! Mati la mek 5M!) - mek akan tidurans. Most of the time lah, meaning to say, ADE kalanya jugak, kalau mek cukup tidur di rumah, dan terlalu HYPER, mek tak akan tidur pon. So berjaga la mek selama 13 jam tu. Sampai London, kat hotel, pong mek tak tentu tidur lagi! Hehehehe...

And so this is where we crew sleep. Nampak cam tak comfy? Believe me - bile dah tired sangat2, kat mana2 pong leh tidur ok! Hehehe... nih nampak cerah, kan? Kalau in real, gelap gulita ok kalau dinch pasang lampu. Most of the time, kami dinch pasang lampu ok - nak feeling2 tiduran malam biarpon waktu diluar aircraft tu siang terang benderang! Ehehehe - yang penting, mek selalu amik bunk/ bed bawah. Sebab, mek boleh amik selimut, dan buat sebagai kelambu. Letak selimut bawah tilam bed atas tu, dan tadaaa... jadik lah tirai kelambu. Bertambah gelap gulita bed mek, hanya ditemani lampu torchlite ciput. Why nak lampu torch lite? Selalunye mek feeling2 amik roti bawak masuk situ, ngupngapngupngap sengsorang dalam tu! LOL!.... kantoi!


So lepas dah habis rest pulak, the next set akan amik the rest period. Like, 1st rest period, 9 org gi rest. Then baliknye 9 org tu dari rest, yang the next 9 crew yang masih berjaga tadik tu, diaorang pulak gi rest. Baru la galley dan cabin tu tetappp jer ade crew menjaga. Hehehe. By the time mek balik dari rest period, ade lah 3 4 jam lagi sebelum the next service bermula. Mek punye style, biar mek prepare semua awal2, so that tak kelam kabut sat gi. So mek pon, buat la keje2 mek - pindah2 cart la, itu ini la. Transfer meals lah ke dalam oven lah, itu ini - small2 stuffs tapi kalau tak buat, haiyoh! NAYA!

Dan kalau nak ikutkan, bile banyak buat2 keje nih, 12 , 13 jam tu, sebenarnye, TAK RASE pon. Sebab dok buat keje. Lain la kalau flight light load, dan memang tak banyak keje - ha - kalau cam tu, NANGIS! Sebab ape? Sebab boring flight lama. Hehehehe. So anyways, service ape pulak before landing itiew? Light meal service. Ala ala lunch, tapi, lite2 lunch - errr.. paham dak? Tak paham jugak? Tak pa - lets! Tunggu Part 3 (the final part) sebelum kite sampai London... geh geh geh!

Nantikan sambungan the final part (part 3)... which will be published soon (Wallahua'lam, bila la pulak... hehehehe)








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Posted at 4:08:55 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!




Merdeka!!!

Merdeka!!!

Merdeka!!!

And so it's 12:00:00, August 31st, 2005 - and it's Malaysia's 48th Independence Day!!! :) And yes, this entry, marks my entry yang ke-401 here in my blog (hehehehe - Blogger Tak Serik2 Award, here I come again!! Hehehe) Tarkik lah u ols, 400 ke, 4000 ke, janji mek enjoy buat bloggin' nih; sangat2 enjoy. Speaking of enjoy, mek rase2 time nih, ACTUALLY, mek tgh dok membohsankan diri di bandaraya, ntah dok tang mana, tgh buat gapo pong mek dinch hui, sebab mek buat entry nih tadik at 19:30hrs! Hehehe... - mek gi tukaq setting posted date jer to midnight katanye! LOL!!!... Anyways, will be back later and kalau rajin (dan kalau tak penat) mek update la pa per yang patut, nah? :) Adios!

Happy holidays people!!! Enjoy!


Signing off utk entry yang ke-401... hehehehe...
Yours truly,




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Posted at 12:00:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, August 30, 2005

It's 30th August, 2005 - Day: Eve of Merdeka day...


And yes, so, its the eve of the 48th Merdeka day (eh, correct kan 48th? Mati la mek dinch hui pa bende pong! Hehehehe) - Today started off, like, hmmm... dark, danked and dreary 30th. It rained here in AS since Subuh saaaaaaampai lah ke tgh hari tadi. And thanks to the rain, office mek black out; so it became a very good excuse for me to balik dari office early and lepak jer kat rumah. Lepak ke? Sah sah berdengkur sampai ke Asar - mati la mek! Anyways, it was a so so 30th, SO FAR.

Malam nih planning to go out with couple of friends by 8.30pm. Yeah, no no 'panjat pagar' ok. This time dapat clearance from bigboss daddy! LOL! Nak ke mana? Wallahua'lam - nak ke manalah sangat in this dead-by-9pm-bandaraya? Haiyoyoh... tapi, my friends ade cakap nak lepak2 kat Menara Alor Star, katanye ade artis buat show. Artis mana ntah. Koser ah. Tapi, rather then duduk umah mengadap PC/ blog or mengadap ASTRO, amatlah digalakkan keluar katanye kawan2 kiew. Hehehehe... yang penting mek bawak camera! MRASALAH MEK SNAP PIC TU PIC NIH! Hehehehe...

My last few merdeka days (the years before la kan) - mek kureng ingat what did I do. I think last year mek buat show/ tak pon keluar clubbing. Tak hingat lah pulak. But what I ingat, malam Merdeka, confirmasi meriahs. Which how I wish I could say the same thing about AS. The last Merdeka celebration in AS was... in... erm... 1998? LOL! Hopefully malam nih worth goin' out la kan. Kalau idak, baik lah aku mengadap TV jer.

Speaking of Merdeka, nih, latest case pasal the stewardess berkemban dengan bendera Malaysia dalam paper - EWWW!!!! Kalau cantik sepasal, nih dah la muka hazabpiau! Feeling nak berkemban. Harapkan kulit putih gebau la. Dan yang penting, WHY, WHY must it be another MAS crew? (confirm ke dia MAS Crew? Mek dinch baca pong isi2 penting - SCANNING jer - hehehehe) I don't know la... *sigh* Macam2! Pramugara terlampau lah, pramugari berkemban lah, PRAMUGARAI DRAG PAST TENSE SHOWGIRL lah! Haiyoh! Macam2! Tapi... at least, mek dinch made it into major newspapers! LOL! (mujur lagik!) Tah pa per laaaa nak jadik dengan crew sekarang nih.... Yang penting, dia tak pikir ke 'akibat'nya beraksi sedemikian? (aiyoh! Pandainye mek cakap kat org, time2 mek drag waktu mek crew dulu, ape kes!?!? Hehehe) Mek ade baca dalam paper mana tah - ade dua tiga org pakcik2 yang patriotic, SENTAP sangat2. Ala ala macam adengan berkemban kain bendera itiew, very der menjatuhkan maruah, martabat bendera. Betul tu pakcik2, adik sokong! Kot yer pong, buat la evening dress ke, baju tradisional bak Siti ke (which was hazabbb sangat fyi!), kan? Ini tak - macam amik sebijik2 kain tu, dan terus lilit badan berkemban, mau mampus kot? I wonder what happened to her case... hurmmmm....

Ok lah - enuff babbling for now. Kang banyak2 boring pulak. Anyways, I'll be back with more new entries lepas mek balik outting malam nih - kalau rajin la kan. HEHEHEHEH... Ape ape pong, MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!!!!...




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Posted at 7:00:35 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - DISCLAIMER



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Posted at 2:42:16 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, August 29, 2005

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 2nd elimination and 3rd Weeks' Assignments!



Dearest all...

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 2nd Elimination


Again, Monday selalunye kite nak sangat tiba, sebab happy sangat dah nak start keje balik, starts a new week, pastu, kalau dapat continue ke minggu ke 3 BI2005 nih, bertambah seronok la kan? Tapi - jgn dilupakan pulak, ade seorang daripada 11 contenders dari minggu kedua, seorang dari mereka, yang, akan dieliminatekan keluar dari BI2005, pada hari ini, MONDAY, August 29th... mek pasrah sekali lagi.

Blogger yang mek terpaksa keluarkan dari BI2005 kali ni (hasil dari undian serta pemarkahan juri2), pada pendapat mek, seorang yang sangat komited dalam buat kerje2nya, tak kiralah kerje diluar sana, or kerje/ assignments yang telah ditugaskan padanya. Minatnya dalam dunia bloggin', a lil' bit berbeza sebab konsep bloggin'nya sebenarnye ade lah photobloggin' - namun atas dasar semangat kengkawan dan niat nak for fun, dia compete jugak, biar pun me know dia ade some difficulties dalam nak bersaing dengan bloggers2 lain namun kerana semangatnya tu, mek sungguh kagum.

Dalam pada itiew, minggu kedua bagi mek, dia mungkin ade rase tertekan dengan keadaan; masalah kesihatan ahli keluarganya. NAMUN seperti yang mek katakan tadi, atas dasar semangat yang sesungguhnya mek kagum, dia mampu submit jugak entry assignment nya itiew, biar pun dia kurang tidur.

Anda mungkin tertanya2, (sekiranya anda dah boleh agak siapakah blogger yang terkeluar di minggu ke dua nih) - kenape dia? Bukannye undiannya ditangga yang selamat? Haaa... seperti yang telah ku bilang dari minggu lepas - undian2 anda hanya counts 60%. 40% lagi datangnya dari pemarkahan juri2. Jadi, again, minggu ini, blogger yang tersingkir keluar itiew bukan blogger yang mempunyai total votes yang paling rendah. Bahkan, dia antara blogger yang berada ditangga yang selamat - namun, apa kan daya.... Selamat is just not good enuff...

Yer, mungkin ade antara korang yang dah boleh agak, siapekah blogger tersebut? Apa apa pun, mek tannak keep everybody waiting for too long la kan. Semuanya nak tahu keputusan kan? So... dengan ini - mrasalah baca dua lagi perenggan nih, and then, u ols akan dapat tahu la siapkan orangnya itiew...

Dan kepada blogger yang telah disingkirkan ini, PLEASE EMAIL ME SEPATAH DUA KATA so that I boleh publish it as an entry for everyone to read. Email la apa apa yang u ols rase u ols nak cakap/ katakan - jgn pendam dalam hati. Ok? Please email me before Wednesday ya dear... Thanks! (please send that email to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com ok hon?)

Last but not the least, THANK YOU VERY MUCH for participating in Bloggers Idol 2005!!!...


Results dari VOTES + Juries evaluation scores for week #2 (mengikut ranking)
Second elimination - Roland Hashim


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Ok... now... lets... move on... (sambil mengesat air mata yang masih menitis2 nih)...

Ok - before mek berikan theme minggu ini beserta tajuk assignments each bloggers, mak nak kenalkan juri jemputan minggu #3 nih. Beliau seorang blogger yang gah dalam bidang seni dan hiburan tanahair, more particularly for Malaysian Idol dan jugak Akademi Fantasia. Namanya sering di sebut dibibir peminat2 AF3 baru2 ini. Blog nya serba hitam dan orange (hitam tu mek tau color fav. dia dan orange tu, sebab Zahid kot? Mati la mek spekulasi!) So anyways, selain daripada itiew, dia jugak memang berpanglaman beri komen2 pedas dan kritikan2 (siap lah korang kalau tak tahan cakaran dia! Hehehe) Tapi, apa apa pon, dia tetap sporting dan sudi jadi juri jemputan mek pada minggu ketiga nih! LETS! Give it up for KlubbKidd @ Joe!!! (mati la mek yang belum YM dia lagik pasal hal nih - hari tu dah email dia dah, tapi dia suruh PM kat YM katanya - mati la mek belum buat lagik! Hehehe)

Aha... so, now... the moment semua orang tgh tunggu2kan, kan? Semua ternanti2kan, KAN? Heheheh - oklah, mek pong takmo cakap/ type pepanjang, so here it is... THEME for Bloggers Idol 2005 week #3...

Travel and Adventure


  • "My Dream Vacation"; share with us - assigned to blogger - 5thE @ Fifi

  • Cadangan destinasi berbulan madu; You are a travel consultant, and a newly wed couple comes up to you and seeks your professional advise about their honeymoon. Sila nasihatkan/ cadangkan pada mereka destinasi berbulan madu yang dirasakan sesuai untuk pasangan itu - assigned to blogger - Airpool

  • Camping; tell us your greatest experience - assigned to blogger - Faizaru

  • Would you rather go to Genting Highlands, or Cameron Highlands? Kenape ek? Give us the reasons why you pilih destinasi tersebut - assigned to blogger - Hairy Chub @ Rilekjek

  • You are at PWTC, promoting Bukit Merah Lake Town Resort when one of your booth visitors suddenly comes up to you and asks you, "Kat situ boleh buat ape lagi? Mandi, mandi, mandi - kat rumah pun boleh mandi, kan? Citer sikit ape yang bestnya kat situ?" - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok

  • Travel by air - selamat sangat ke? Wouldn't you rather die here on ground, instead of dying up there in the sky, blown into thousand little pieces? And you call that selamat to travel by air? What do you think? - assigned to blogger - Khairie Kie

  • Kempen Cuti2 Malaysia, berkesan ke? Ape faedahnya diadakan kempen2 macam tu?- assigned to blogger - LeeZ

  • What do you think about Vacation Clubs? - assigned to blogger - Lee UK

  • Travel by sea - Cruise liners; only for the rich and famous? Do you agree? - assigned to blogger - Nasik

  • Explain about the incredible 7 Wonders of the World - assigned to blogger - Taufix

Right - that does it. 10 assignments utk 10 remaining contenders dalam minggu yang ke-tiga. SELAMAT SEMUA!!! :)

The dateline to publish your assignments will NOT be on WEDNESDAY, August 31st 2005 - as it is a public holiday. SO I'm extending the dateline to THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1st, 2005 - and entries MUST BE PUBLISHED at 12NOON SHARP*. Juries will start commenting the entries by THURSDAY NOON 12PM to FRIDAY NOON 12PM. Poll WILL be up in my blog from FRIDAY NOON 12PM to SUNDAY NOON 12PM - this only applies to week 3**, thank you.


* Should you manage to finish your assignment earlier before the dateline, PLEASE change the publishing time and date settings of your assignment - for help on how to do so, please CLICK HERE
** After week 3, everything will go back to normal. Thank you.

Owwwkeeeeh! Good luck everyone!!! Adios! :)




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Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




What have you missed during the weekend? 26th to 29th of August 2005



Lets keep it short and sweet (eh, ke short and simple, mana satu betoi nih?) - these are the entries yang mek dah published during the weekend yang baru jer meninggalkan kite itiew. Hehehehe...
Sekian - lidah dan jari jemari pengarang HAS BEEN & PAST TENSE... hehehehe... mati la mek!







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Posted at 12:34:34 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Blog of the week - Fiebie

Dearest all,

It is with great pleasure that I bring you, the seventh blog that will be featured as "Blog of the week" here in my blog... :)





Berbekalkan tema... "Me, Myself and I... The mentally Challenged Chronical of a Mentally Disturbed Man - Come in come all. Life is about making choices. In this blog, i will share what's inside my mind, and how i choose to lead my life. This blog is especially dedicated to the people i love, and how their existence in my life changes everything, and changes the thing i need to choose. To Abang, i love you, and always will..." Feeeeeeeeeling kan? Hehehe...

I would have to say, blog nih, BWS (blog wajib singgah) sebab contentnya, adakalanye very menarik, ada kalanya so and so but NEVER membohsankan. Englishnya bukan tahap 1119 tau, so sape yang tak lepas 1119, jgn mimpi nak baca - can ah say like that? MATI la mek!

Blog nih jugak banyak propahmosikan blog kengkawannye - semangat setiakawan dia cukup bagus! Mek suka. Dan take note, nah, owner blogger nih merupakan Juri Jemputan Bloggers Idol minggu #1 tau. Heheheheh - mati la mek pecah lobang!

But seriously, this blog memang best - sesuwaai sangat utk semua lapisan masyarakat tak kire level English paper anda. Heheheh - mrasalah click HERE to proceed to his page... :)

Enjoys!!!




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Posted at 12:20:14 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, August 28, 2005

Life as a crew - KUL to LHR (Part 1)


Sape nak jadi cabin crew? Cepat, angkat tangan? Heheheheh. Well, entry mek kali nih, menyingkap kesah past tense (as usual) mek semasa bergelar cabin crew. This entry is somewhat, macam, ... errm... cam mana nak cakap ek? Mek nak citerkan from A to Z, ape yang mek buat, before flight, during flight, and what not - ala ala what cabin crew buat in general la dalam flight... ermmm, paham dak? ISH! Susah la nak explain. Hampa baca jer la - pasti paham nye. Heheh. Pendek kata, sape2 yang feeling2 nak jadik crew tapi masih belom kecapi impian itiew, mrasalah baca entry nih, dan biarkan minda anda jalankan tugas mengimaginasikan keadaan... feeeeeeeeeeeeeling! Lets! Hikhik!

Normally dalam my flight check book (my personal note book for my flights la kirenye) mek akan buat these details...
  • Date: 08th August, 2003
  • Flight: MH008
  • Aircraft type: B744 (B747-400)
  • Sector: KUL (Kuala Lumpur) - LHR (London)
  • ETD (Estimated Time of Departure) Ex Kul: 0910hrs
  • ETA (Estimated Time of Arrival) Lon: 1515hrs (local time in London GMT+1)
  • Flight time: 13 hours and 5 mins (nangis 13 jam dok dalam kapal itiew! LOL!)
  • Reporting for duty: 0710hrs
  • Pick up time: 0525hrs


And then, nih la dia, bebende yang mek buat dari rumah, sampai lah mek sampai London... lets ikuti, "Sehari bersama mek..." as a cabin crew, yang nak fly dari KL ke London... hehehe... lets!
  • 0445hrs: *Yaaawwwnnnn* Dah kena bangun tido (ade kalanye mek dinch tidur pong dari malam tu; yer la, buatnye kalau weekend, sah sah pergi membinatangkan diri clubbing la, buat show la, tak hengat dunia. Balik clubbing jer dah kul brape? Might as well tak tidur - kang kalau tidur, confirm SELAYAS!) - Dan bangun tido, mandi manda bersiap dandan semua - pastu a quicky breakfast, dan kalau ade bebende yang belom packing, mrasalah buat last minute packing (normally mek pack sehari sebelom. Hehehe) Pastikan final check the following items - tak cukup item2 nih, tak lepas mek nak fly...



    Passport (Musti valid sekuwang-kuwangnya enam bule sebelum tarikh Pupus... eh? Luput - sorry... teringat Mawi pulak - opps!)



    SEP card (Safety & Emergency Procedures card - more like a flying licence for cabin crew. Tak der bende, tak dernye nak fly ke mana- mana ler jawabnye)

    Crew ID (Takder mende nih, nangis ko nak lepas keluar dari airport oversea tu nanti kalau security diaorang check identification korang - nak kasik IC? Ape kes!?)

    Airport pass (Tak der Airport pass, haiyoh, susah geng!)

    Safety manual (Ini, ala ala BWS - bukan Blog Wajib Singgah - tapi Buku manual Wajib Simpan dalam beg tu. Tak baca tak per, JANJI ADO!)



    Medical record book (kot2 la terkejut tergempak sakit nak mampos kat London tu, kenalah ade buku nih baru leh gi panel doctors for treatment and medication for free, kalau idak - mrasalah ko bayar brapa puloh Brits Pound for that! LOL!)



    Cabin crew performance record book (kalau ade performance check dalam flight, dan tak bawak booklet nih, mrasalah ko mampos dalam flight tu kena maki! Hehehe)

    Dah siap2 semua, mrasalah turun ke basement apartment mek in USJ tu. Kalau mood rajin, drive ke airport. Kalau malas, tunggu jer lah van pickup mai amik. Kalau dah terlewat bangun dan terlepas pickup, mrasalah mek drive ke airport! LOL!


  • 0525hrs: Van pickup MAS akan datang hamek mek (dan crew2 lain) dan bawak ke Subang Airport. Dari Subang Airport, naik pulak crew shuttle bus, ke KLIA Flight Management Building. Sebelum naik bas, kalau ade time, checking2 lah system Memo kot2 ade latest annoucements ke, company mails ke ape ke - nak mailing2 dengan kengkawan sesama crew pong boleh. So anyways, lepas tu, lepas dah sampai di FMB KLIA itiew, kalau masih ade time sebelum reporting time, mrasalah smoking2 dulu lepas dah check-in kan our bagasis semue. Hehehehe... dan time2 tu la nak berkenalan2 dengan crew2 yang akan stuck with you for the next few days dalam trip tu. Hehe..


  • 0710hrs: Report for duty. Selalunye for international flights, reporting time is 2 hours sebelum departure time. Penat kan? Tu tak campur dengan time mek bangun at 4.45am itiew? Nangis! So report for duty, sign-in kat komputer tu (ala ala kalau kat pejabat gomen, kena punch card, kan? Haaa - kami kena sign-in kat pc, ala ala moden la gittu) Tapi kalau system down, mrasalah sign-in manually kat Duty Officers... which jarang2 berlaku. Dan waktu sign-in tu, dapat la kite nengok senarai nama2 crew yang bakal bersama dengan kite dalam flight tu, dalam trip ke London tu. For a B747-400 aircraft, ado 18 crew - ade sorang Inflight Supervisor (IFS), ade 2 Chiefs (CS for Chief Steward, CSS for Chief Stewardess), pastu ade 3 Leadings (LS for Leading Steward and LSS for Leading Stewardess) dan paihtu, ado lah the remainingnye semuo either FS (Flight Steward) and FSS (Flight Stewardess). Dan time tu, nama2 top2 bitchy crew, kalau mek nampak dalam sign-in tu, NANGIS! 13 jam stucked dengan bitchy crew, sapa mau? LOL! Jadik kesahnye, dalam flight tu, mek kenai sorang dua jer crew, the rest mek dinch kenali u ols. Mrasalah buat kengkawan barus. LOL! So anyways, lepas dah sign-in semua dah, proceed ke folder room, checking mecking kot2 ade roster baru ke, payslip ke, memo ke ape ke... and then naik lah ke tingkat... 2 rasenye. Yer la kot. So naik tingkat dua, proceed ke briefing room. Masuk briefing room, lepas dah bersalam2 dan kenalkan diri semua, duduk diam2, then tunggu briefing start. Kalau IFS dinch sampai lagik, CS or CSS akan buat briefing. Briefing nih nak kasik working position setiap crew dalam flight itiew - kecuali IFS la. Dia mana ade working position. pastu, ade lah sedikit sessi soal jawab; soal jawab apo? Macam2 lah - from station (London) info, to Custom Immigration and Quarantine qs, to safety and first aid qs. Yezzaa... memang kena buat homework u ols. Semua tu by right dah ade dalam kepala hotak dah, tapi mek selalunye dinch ingat pon. So mrasalah mek menelaah membaca hal2 tu semua sekali imbas waktu dalam bus dari Subang Airport ke KLIA itiew. Hehehe. Selalunye briefing nih max pon 1/2 hour. Pastu kiteorang bergeraks ke terminal, passing through Immigrations and terus naik aircraft. Ok... now, nih la keje mek.... hehehe



  • Working position: FS UD (Galley steward upper deck)
  • Zone: Upper Deck - Upper Deck Business Class
  • Working with: CS/ CSS B and FSS UD - so kirenye, 3 orang ler keje kat atas tu. Hehehe - semput!




Haiyoh! Mek tak suke memang mek tak suke keja zone upper deck uols! 1, sebab galleynye very der silingnya rendah (sah sah sebab di upper deck B747-400 itiew). 2, sebab upper deck kalau London flight SELALU, MOST OF THE TIME load full! NANGIS 32 org nak kena serve! So ok. Keje mek, actually... cam nih la. Nih mek buat story pasal keje MEK jer tau, mek dinch la nak story pasal keje2 si FSS mek tu. Mek buat step by step nah. Mek dinch mau banyak celoteh (sampai kat sini saje pong sikit punye dok ada panjangnye - tu belom sampai London lagik tu. Kalau cam nih la gaya mek story telling, by the time sampai London, entry mek dah boleh masuk sebagai calon Malaysia's Book of Record...) Hehehehe...

Duties and Checks - FS UD - Upper deck Business Class (GCC - Golden Club Class)



PRE-DEPARTURE

Checks/ Preparation
  • Galley electrics - sius2 punat2 segala menatang2 bende2alah tu semua kena check, boiler working ok, ovens semua ok, warming cabinet semua... haiyoh! Banyak tau u ols!

  • Safety equipment - segala mak nenek safety2 equipment dalam galley mek dan zone2 yang perlu mek check la, kan. Hehehehe... check apo? Check ala ala expiry datenye bile, red seal lah itu ini... ini semuanye safety wise la.

  • Meals/ Trays - checking meals nih kena bebetul, ikut menu cards given by the catering, pastu, kena check 1st meal ngan 2nd meal (London flights kan ado 2 meal services) - haiyoh, banyak u ols. Kena check juices, alkisahnye everything la yang sangkut paut dengan makan minum nih. Dan jangan pandang lekeh tau... seriously, banyak bende nak check; tetambah kalau flight full load. MATI! Kalau light load, sorang dua - haaa... heavennye. Hehehehe... (which JARANG berlaku for London flights! Chis)

  • Dry Stores and Minerals - segala coffee tea, segala can drinks and stuffs, semuanya musti cukup u ols, kurangan jangan. Normally kalau flights yang from KL, selalunye la, tak pernah la kurang. Ado kalanya, lelebih pulak dah. Hehehe...

  • Service Equipment - which includes pinggan mangkuk periuk belanga semua la, camca garfu, service trolley dan lain2. Yerrr... ia termasuk jugak bab bab check tea coffee equipment semua, alkaedahnye pasal semuanya lah yang bersangkut paut dengan the two services nanti tu...

  • Dan preparekan welcome drinks. Memandangkan flight mek ke London departs at 9.10am, so meaning it's gonna be breakfast service as 1st service. So welcome drinks nye would be juices and health drinks. Hikhikhik... mek cukup suka kalau prepare drinks tu. Satu gelas mek tuang, segelas mek minum... hehehehe... alamat juices tu sebenarnye banyak habis dalam perut mek! LOL!


Dah habis checking mecking dan prepare mana2 apa2 yang patut, mengadapla CS/ CSS B ku itiew, dan REPORT. Ehehehe. Report la ape menatang yang aku check tadik tu semua. Hehehehe... kena kasik in detail. Tapi ade jugak CS/ CSS yang tak suka nak report detail2 nih. Just cakap "All ok..." jer pon, dah cukup. Tapi make sure semuanya ok lah. Buatnya sat gi ade yang tak ok, mrasalah kena hentam! HEHEHE...

BEFORE TAKE OFF (after pax boarded the aircraft - mek terus migrain. Hehehe)

Offers newspaper on trolley - Yer... time time nih la mek scanning pax2 mana yang melerts! Hehehhe... dan waktu nih la FSS mek ngan my CS sebok dok layan pax dengan welcome drinks la, simpan coats la itiew ini, taking drink orders for after take off - busy lah time nih; sape sebok2 nak kacau mek, either kena pelempang or laser dazz!

Lepas tu, door closed semua - secure everything kat galley, report to CS dan assumes designated crew seat mek for take off - where? Kat dalam galley itiew la. Mek kan feeling2 Cinderalolly dalam Zone B upper deck itiew! LOL! Then, TAKES OFF FOR LONDON! YEHHH!! Hmmm, ape mek nak buat sampai London nanti ek? (Boleh? Baru nak take off, otak dok pikiaq nak buat ape kat London - hanjs sangat! LOL!)! Heheheh...

To be continued...








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Posted at 10:46:07 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 2nd Weeks' Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!



And the poll is closed for votings!!!


Yeap, FINALLY, the poll is closed for all voting activities. Heheheheh - mrasalah mek tak sabar nak tgk resultnya esok! Hiks. Anyways, dibawah nih, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)



Owh well - now, mek ngan my Kumac Auditor akan start tabulating the scores, dan we'll let you guys know of the results esok, by 9am ya, dan we'll find out, siape kah pulak yang akan mengikut jejak langkah Andrew, sebagai blogger #2 yang akan dieliminatekan... mek pasrah... Hehehehe....





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