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Sunday, July 24, 2005

SSBM - Mine... ahaks!


I bring you - Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos - dari MEK! LOL!

Dearest all,

Seperti kata Fiebs de la Rossa yang dah kena sumpahan nenek kebayan dan terus migrate jadik FISH sekarang nih (hazab laaa nak jadik duyung! FEEELING kan!?) waktu chatting dengan mek kat YM last night selepas dia selesai buat entry dujana 'alamnya itiew...



Yer - tema dan alkaedah binti kisahnya, SSBM kali nih menjadik segment makan dirik mek sendiri! LOL! Tapi mek dah siang2 cakap, SSBM mek mampu dikuarkan oleh diri mek sendiri bagi tujuan menghanjengkan diri sendiri dan also org lain. (which Ginger ala ala dinch percaya yang mek mampu wanna hanjengkan diri myself sendiri. Hehehehe. WATCH ME! - yer, akan tetapi, intipati penghanjengan mengenai diri mek sendiri, komposisinya asiklaaa kurang daripada isikandungan penghanjengan mek terhadap org2 lain... hiks!)

So, ape yang so SSBM nye statement mek sampai si Fish itiew sanggup COPY PASTE sebahagian daripada entry mek, utk dijadikkan juadah di blognya yang serba putih serba baru itiew? Nih... READ yang kat bawah nih! (Sources: COPY PASTE dari blog mek, ke blog Fish nih, now mek copy paste balik ke blog mek! Mati la kau LeeZ)

Hanjeng sangat, kan!? LOL!!! Tapi mek suke mek suke!


Sources si Fish nih, adalah dari entry mek pasal komen2 utk AF3 Concert ke 8 yang mek buat semalams sejurus selepas habisnya concert tu. Tak pulak kusangka, dia nak provoke mek buat penghanjengan diri sendiri disulami dengan penghanjengan seterusnya utk Ginger dan LeeZ? Hurmmmmm..... Tapi tak per. Mek suke! Seperti yang mek kata, bila ada sediket berani ahhh, gua buat la itiew SSBM... MATI LA AKU LEPAS NIH!

Ok ok - so here it is (sambil menarik nafas yang panjang....) Ape kah maksudnye statement mek pasal Yasmin Ahmad itiew? Cam nih citernye. Dulu2 kan org cakap, Yasmin Ahmad itiew, very der sebenarnya lelaki yang dah fully transformed jadik pompuan? Kan? Sebab tu mek cakap ala ala mek cakap Yasmin A. tu macam LeeZ, pompuan jadian yang asalnya seorang lelaki purkasa! (Haiyoh mati lah kau Fiebs de la Fishy, yang provoked aku buat entry nih!!!!). Pastu after kes semalam di concert AF3 yang ke itiew (click HERE to read the review) ala ala dia sunggoh memuji2 jamban nya si Akma, sampaikan cium2 tangan nya si Akma tu, haiyoh - ape yang cuba dia buktikan? Yer... dia cuba buktikan yang dia adalah seperti Ginger De La Loca, seorang lesbi! LOL! (mati la aku lagik!)

Tapi persoalannye sekarang, kalau benar Yasmin Ahmad tu seperti LeeZ, motifnya dia yang sudah fully transformed tu (sepertimana kudengari gossip2 semasa - kalah SheePuks ok!) tetap nak kan kepada phookey? Adekah hormon dan sifat kelakiannya TETAP ade walaupun dah berpuks? (persis LeeZ... oppss!) ATAU pun kalau betul Yasmin seors peremps BETUL, adakah dia memang BENAR seperti Ginger Delalessi? (Yer, skepulasi mengenai kelesbian Ginger dan teman sejilatannya si MTT ketika MTT menghabiskan beberapa kali hujung minggu di Gurun sudah tersebar luas - terima kasik sponsor CNN tersebut, DaihatsuMIRA... LOL!!!)

Yer, kembali pasal issue Yasmin Ahmad - you guys think la about it. For me, mek tak kisah, dia lessi ala ala persis kelesbianitanism si Ginger dengan MTT di celah2 semak belakang KFC highway Gurun tu ke, atau pung dia seperti LeeZ asalannya yang dari gibeks candiew kepada seorang wanitarimau persis Shamira ke? Ape ke? For me - mek TOTAP RESPEKSIFUL dia sebabkan kredibilitinya sebegai seorang anak Malaysia yang mampu membawa filem SEPET ke mata donia! Dia lah (si Yasmin Ahmad nih ler) yang boleh dan LAYAK menjerit - LIHAT LA DONIA!!!! Hehehehehehe.... (Pssstt... Yasmin, JAMBAN mek, cantik tak u ols!? Montoques dinch padderingrinas, kan? HAHAHAH - mati la kau Fishy!)



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Posted at 9:14:31 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Masih ade yang sayang... *sob sob!*


Giiiiittuuu katanye! Sob sob lagik? Very the dramatique kan title entry? Sunggoh very der mencemaskan. Ape kes? Siape yang masih menyayangi siape nih? Haiyoh! Suspence muspence jer lah!

Tak der lah - title tu, saje je nak kasik deep impact (kononnye la kan). Mrasalah kes entry nih sebenarnye, ala ala mek tersentuh hati mek, tatkala menerima email dari kenalan mek di Wales itiew (ala, si pemberi tagboard mek sekrang nih tu la, yang sponsorkan tb tu sebagai hadiah dihari lahirkiew dulu itiews, ingat? LOL!) So anyways, dia ade baca kes entry yang mek buat ptg tadiques tu... yang pasal "An entry for those who hates me, my life and my blog..." itiew larrr. Remember? Haiyoh! Remember or not, mek tetap akan buatkan link nih. Click HERE to read that particular entry.

Anyyyyways, so this Abang Z, yang memang very der caring der maring concern pasal adik manja dia nih, heheheeh, sudah menghantarkan mek this email... :)



Abang Z; Thank you so much for the song, the email, the comment you've placed kat dalam entry yang tadik tu. Thank you so much sebab caring sangat2 pasal me, since early this year. You dah banyak bagi nasihat, pendapat (although selalunye si adik abang keras kepala nih selalu gaduh, merajuk and stuff - but u still cared for me. Me terharu sangat...) Abang, you're the best! Thanks!!!

And mek pulak, gi la carik lirik lagunye si Mariah Carey nih... and this song is the theme song (wahh, theme song nih, bole? Hehehe) for that particular entry; and it is also dedicated especially to those lalatunzsialans yang don't have a life itiew (well, probably they do have a life - menyemak dalam blog dan hidup org! LOL! Mati la mek! Ehehehehehe)

Mariah Carey - Can't Take That Away

They can say anything they want to say
Try to bring me down
But I will not allow
Anyone to succeed
Hanging clouds over me
And they can try hard to make me feel
That I don't matter at all
But I refuse to falter
In what I believe
Or lose faith in my dreams

CHORUS:
'Cause there's a light in me
That shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me
From me

They can do anything they want to you
lf you let them in
But they won't ever win
If you cling to your pride
And just push them aside
See
I have learned there's an inner peace I own
Something in my soul
That they cannot possess
So I won't be afraid
And darkness will fade

'Cause there's a light in me
That shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me

No
They can't take this
Precious love
I'll always have inside me
Certainly the Lord will guide me
Where I need to go

They can say anything they want to say
Try to break me down
But 1 won't face the ground
I will rise steadily
Sailing out of their reach

Oh Lord
They do try hard to make me feel
That I don't matter at all
But I refuse to falter
In what I believe
Or lose faith in my dreams

'Cause there's a light in me that shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me




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Posted at 2:26:09 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, July 23, 2005

My comment pasal Concert ke-8, Akademi Fantasia 3


*Pics2 yang ada di dalam entry kali nih mek telah mengambilnye dari laman web rasmi Akademi Fantasia iaitu di http://www.astro.com.my/akademi_fantasia
**Segala komen2 yang diberi disini adalah hasil mek sendiri dan tiada sangkut paut dengan apa apa kegiatan rasmi; al kire personal comments jer lah...



Saturday, July 23rd, 2005

Who's out?

OWH MY GOD! Motif Akma yang awalnya ditangga ke tiga teratas, terus terkeluar? (Dan Keifli terselamatz lagiks!?!?!?) This is sooo like kes IDAYU di concert ke 3 dulu. Kesian sangat. Pendapat mek, memang ahhhh pengundi salah undi lagik. Tak ke kite sedari betapa peritnya si Akma tu performed malam nih? Can tell kan? I mean - penyingkiran Akma, Ramlah Ram also sebak ok! (Or maybe dia sebak sebab kerana lagu dia, Akma terkeluar? Hurmmmmmm... hehehe) Anyways, credits harus diberi pada Akma yang pada pendapat mek, dia memang salah seorang lagi pelajar (selain Amylea) yang mempunyai konsistensi dalam show...



Kalau diperhatikan lah kan, I mean, concert2 sebelum, Akma walaupun not la my fav, but I think she did a very good job. Sunggoh mek hairan, bagaimana lah org2 semua mengundi? Yang tetap diundi fav, si Mawi dan Felix yang pada pendapat mek, .... hmmm dinch la mau buat SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Brani Mampos!) - kang nanti mek kena buat memohon kemakhapfan secara terbuka; haiyoh! Penat nak kena sewa stadium pulak... how? Tapi seriously, do you guys really think Akma deserves to go out? Look at Kefli, dah berminggu nih dok bertahan lagik nih. KOKYAH power mek rase. Hmmmm sometimes I really really do wonder...

Concert concept?

Anyways, lets talk about show concept pulak. Opening very der Hindustani. Mek suke mek suke! Very kelakar, very interesting. Tapi motif dan tema Kefli dan Yazer pakai ala ala mcm sama jerk? Dah la tu, berdiri next to each other pulak? Haiyoyoh!!! Hiks!

Pengkritiks?

Kudsia's back, as pengkritik permenant? Shafinaz also dibawak balik ke AF... dan, Yasmid Ahmad. U ols, question, motif asiklah dia kasik komen membrangsangkan to student female? Dan yang penting puji jamban Akma cantik? Dan waktu Akma turun salam cium tangan dia, dia cium balik tangan Akma katanye? Haiyoh! Hari tu skepulasi mek dgr, Yasmin Ahmad ala ala seperti LeeZ... now malam nih, dia telah membuktikan, bahawa dia adalah sebenarnya seperti Ginger!*

*Kurang jelas ape maksud statement tu? Nantikan kupasannya nanti nanti (bila ada brani siket mau mampos buat statement2 itiew yer... hehehehehe)

Kritikans serta ulasan dari mek?


Marsha: Cobalah Untuk Setia- Haiyoh! I just love her dress! Black is SO meant for her! Hehehe. Kind to think of it, she's always pretty, kan? Hummmm. Anyways, mek rase, walaupun Marsha all out malam nih, but somehow or rather, mek rase the song wasn't meant for her la. Ala ala dinch sehsuwai sangat. Entahlah, I personally think dia tak shine like a star sangat2 malam nih, ala ala lite2 jer. But overall, mek enjoyed the show...


Kefli: Hati Emas- Ish! Mati lah mek! Makin aku menyampah dan naik meluat tgk dia (tak semeluat aku tgk Felix), dan semakin mek nak sangat dia keluar, makin cute comel lote la pulak si Kefli nih tau! Hanjs sangat! Terdiam sat mek tgk dia nyanyi. For the first time mek syok tgk show dia malam nih. Macam kena sangat dengan dia, but not during the time dia tarik note tinggi. Sooo very der pecah! Notice somesthings tak? Notice how dia selalu pakai blazer waktu buat show? Sat biru la, sat pink lah, sat hitam lah... haiyoyoh.... Tapi malam nih pakaian dia ala ala tak kena la pulak, don't you think so? Like lagu tu ala ala rock balada, tapi dia pakai ala ala, skema? Hmmm


Yazer: Mengapa Harus Cinta- You ols! Mek rase, ape yang Kefli pakai, Yazer yang sebenarnye patut pakai. Dan pakaian Yazer pakai (jeans terkoyak nampak lutut itiew), si Kefli yang sebenarnya patut pakai, ye ke dak? Hmmmmm. Anyways, Yazer very der nampak agak dinch sesuai bawak lagu nih. Berkali2 ku telah katakan - dia so ROCK steady!!!!!!! Hehehehe... Tapi, memandangkan dia cute, mek makhapkan kecacatan pakaian dan show dia itiew. Hiks! But mek dinch vote dia oks.. LOL!


Mawi: Pupus- Hazabbbbb costume/ pakaian dia! MOTIF nak sabo so very der direct? Siape wardrobe master itiew? Motif mek nengok Mawi ala ala nyanyikan lagu yang menggambarkan kepupusan tukang cat rumah!? Hish - mek sikit tak bekenan la Mawi dikenakan pakaian sebegitiew. Dia sooo the eloqs pakai pakaian ala ala Arab2 gittiew. Anyways, PUPUS? Lagu apo nih? So not meant for him but it was like the pengkritiks katakan, good efford. Tapi yer lah, like kak Pinat (Syafinaz) katakan, very der menjerit memekik, PERLU KE ITIEW?


Akma: Selamat Jalan Romeo- U ols! Like Aznil cakap, it should have been, 'Selamat Jalan Juliet' (Bole? Aznil cakap Selamat Jalan Julie? Julie sape? Julie Dahlan? Its Juliet lah!) Anyways. Mek tgk Akma memang all out buat show malam nih. Perit nampaknye dia nyanyi lagu nih (dan yang penting, mek brani buat SSBM, Akma nyanyikan lagu nih lebih sedap dari Ramlah Ram tadik tu... ehehehe jgn marah eeehh Abang Zairilram!) Loved her dress, suke la ala ala short2 dress depan, with tails and what not (not the shoulder not the shoulder design!) Sesuai pulak dia menari gelek lagu dangdut, tapi motif selitkan BEYONCE punye move dalam Crazy In Love itiew? Betul la kata Kudsia, nampak cam Beyonce menyanyi dangdut! LOL! Tapikan, half way during the performance, nampak la jugak si Akma nih ala ala semput. Hiks!


Amylea: Dua Insan Bercinta- What can I say, I just LOVE this girl! She is sooo hot! Sedap sangat dia nyanyi! Terus mek minat Ella, bole? LOL!!! She's so multi-talented! Betul kata Sherita, Amylea ngan Marsha patutnye masuk MI aje! I tell you, dia nih, haiiii, kalau la tak dapat ke finals, mek pengsan japs! LOL! But she's good! REALLY good!


Felix: Hukum Karma- Aznil ade cakap, Felix the ni la, Felix the tu la... ade tak brani mampos nak cakap Felix the Badut? Haiyoh! Emotionless lah muka dia tu - bagi la lagu ape pon! Even Yasmin Ahmad said so herself - muka bersahaja, so emotionless. Mek pon konfiused, don't know whether that's a erm, advantage, or something, sesuatuh yang bakal mengecewakan dia di hari lusa? But wait a minute - dia emotionless kat muka je kot, kan? I think dia sensitive gak tu... funny yes, sensitive, ok... badut... MOST DEFINITELY! Malam nih lagu tah pa per dia melalak! TOLONG la! Mek suke show dia minggu lepas, and just one show macam tonight, tarnished my hopes for voting for him. Meluat pulak dah. He better come with a better show next week... eheheh - MOTIF WIG!?!?!?!?!?!



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Posted at 11:57:50 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




An entry for those who hates me, my life and my blog...


Dearest all, friends, strangers, and not to forget, enemies and haters of my life as well as my blog, a very warm welcome! (Seee! Sebagaimana mek menyampah ngan LALATZ in my Tagboard/ blog, mek TETAP greeting welcome to u ols! Mati la kau LALAT!)


Right - this is gonna be a rather short entry (short ke? Ntah2 berjela2 panjangnye lagik entry kali nih! Muahuahuahauhau). Today, mek dapat 2 lalat msgs yang mengkondem diri mek (especially) and my blog also; left dalam my tagboard (setelah sekian lama tak diganggu!)... Was I pissed? nd to the rest of the world if I say NO la kan. Truthfully, I was a bit pissed, tapi, for about like, less than 10 secs aje kot? Lepas tu, I couldn't be bothered anymore. LOL! Like, tak kuasa lah... LOL! Banyak lagik bende nak kena pikirkan. Besides, if Ginger kan abaikan lalatz, so can I! LOL!

Need me to remind everyone that this blog is about MY LIFE - be it my past tense life (well, most of it memang dah past tense dah pon so I couldn't be bothered much) or my present, current life. This is my site, this is my world, quote another blogger's theme, (Sherits, pinjam kejaps your tema ek? Nak buat rujukan! LOL!) This is my life, 'Biarkan aku dengan duniaku'. And so please, leave me at peace. Mek dinch kacau sesiape so don't waste your time and energy kacau mek, my life (past or present tense!- Mati la kau LeeZ) and also shuuuhhh jgn kacau my blog and my tagboard plus tok sah la dok nak kacau ketenteraman awam between me and my friends, be it readers or chatters kat my tagboard.(Benci2 korang kat blog mek, masuk jugak. APE KES? Dah tak suke, tok sah masuk. Nih musti kes jelesi nih? Eehehehe. Mek pegang nasihat Dato' Kak Pah pada Amylea last two weeks, "Untuk berjaya, you have to be very strong. Be positive!" Eh? Betul ke Dato' Kak Pah kata tu? Tah pa per jer mek menambah. Ker, itiew advice dari Dato' Kak Pah mane nih? Rias Raha Salon ke? Hehehe - MATI LAH KAU CD!)

Darilah korang lelalatz nih asiklaaa rajin bebenor lawati blog dan tb mek yang tak seberapa nih, apakata u ols buat ikut instructions graphique kat atas nih! Ehehe - boleh feeling Dorothy Wizard of Oz itiew! LOL!


Lalatz, mek rase mek dah pernah buat entry sebegini rupe dolo (sooo der ver the der dejavu sangat! Hehehe) This page is meant for those yang suke2 nak baca how I lived my life before (noticed the word LIVED - past tense lagik! Mati la aku! Heheheh) and plus I do have current issues and stuffs blogged inside this site also. SO don't jump into any conclusions nows yah. LOL! Kang salah assume, naya diri sendirik! LOL! (assumption - mother to all fucks!) Plus, the TB (tagboard) is there, as as medium, a way for my readers, friends especially, to communicate with me. Nak calling2 me? Me calling2 them?? Haiyoh! Berasap lah wallet masing2 semua nak bayar bill/ top up credit phones karang. LOL! So do me and the rest of my friends and readers all a favor, wahai lelalatunz sekalian - GET A LIFE! I have one, why don't you start finding yours, ELSEWHERE? LOL!!!

Nah - sajian gambar sekadar bukan hiasan utk lelataz, yang sunggoh bersesuai tema entry kali nih... LOL! Mujur mek dinch delele lagik pics nih! LOL!...

Say what you ols wanna say, kutuk kondem whatever you want - by the end of the day, masuk telinga kanan kuar telinga kiri jer segala cacian kalian semua itiew! LOL! Sebab why? Yeah - I DON'T CARE! All I care about is my writing, in my blog, where it is part of my life - and also I care about my readers, whom most of them are my friends! Heheheh - mek suke mek suke!


If anda seorang HATER to my life, myself and my blog - heheheh - TOO BAD! Live with it!


Me personally like this sign- Mana2 lalats yang survived, akan ditembak lagi dengan senapang gajah pulak kali nih! LEEZ! Mintak pinjam abang2 AUM u ols punye senapangs sat!!! LOL!


Na na na na naaa naaa!!! *Sambil jelir lidah! UWEEEEKK to LALATZ!!! Hiks! Nah, hamiikkk! LOL!*





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Posted at 8:03:24 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Miss Universe Interview


Dearest all,

I got this forwarded story about this Miss Universe interview thingie (Wallahua'lam la kan, betul ke tidaknye interview nih - tah ke? Memain jer - jokes I guess? Muuahauhauaha). Lama dah mek dapat, but teragak2 jer nak buat entry copy paste nih. Namun, memandangkan mek went extremely busy lately, and thus mood nak membloggin' tu kureng (despite the 'Hari Giat Mara Membloggin' yesterday), mek buat jugak lah this entry; with a little bit of add-ons to it. Mek akan jadik 'MEK', the commentator gittiew. Hiks! Lets!


RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW - discussing about Male Organ in contestants respective countries (Nyeh, male organization ke, male organ as in Cik Nek!?!?! Tak per - mek take it as the later one, nah!? Mati la aku!)

Question: Miss USA, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss USA: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss USA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Mek rase Miss USA played simple (always la diaorang, kan? Hehehe) A very short and safe answer from Miss USA. Although I was expecting something somewhat more, boooming from her... :)



Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Misss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Misss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Somehow I don't see the connection or the relevancy about Miss Spain's answer to the q. Male organ, Toro? Yer ke? Hurmmm... ala ala - cik nek=kerbau? LOL!



Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Very cheeky answer! Indeed! The best answer so far! Mek suke mek suke!!! *shedding tears kejaps!*



Question: Miss Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: With the recent execution of the two gayboys kat Iran tu, adakah Miss Saudi also menempah tempat utk digantung ala ala menghina male organs Pak Arab2 nih sebagai pencurik!?!? Mati la kau Miss Saudi!! LOL!



Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss India: Because it works day and night... (Applause! Applause! Applause!
MEK: In other words, Miss India cuba mengimplykan ciknek / male organ org2 lelaki in India nih ala ala melekit with peluhs, dan berbau? Haiyoh!!!!



Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )
MEK: Haiyoh! Mek pengsan kejap! Proton cars katanya!!! Sedeh lah! Memberi jawapan stupidos, tapi if it came from Andrea tu, mek terima aje - like, just look at her; that explains why she gave that kindda answer! LOL!!! Look tough but actually very soft katanye!!! Harus berapi jejantan di Malaysia dengan dia nih - and confirm dia jadik Andartukertuest u ols! WHY? Harus lah sebab semuanye sentap dengan dia, terus close bang Proton doors for her! LOL!!!



Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Yang ini - mek dinch get the joke? Mrasalah sesiape sexplainkan kat mek? LOL!





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Posted at 5:10:53 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, July 22, 2005

SALES! Preview SALES! SALES!


Yes you ols...

I hearby nak gembar gemburkan, bahawasanya... ehem ehem....



Don't miss out this great shopping sexperiences ya uols!! Melium Groups u ols! Haruslah luruh bulu2 hidung aku nak shopping kat situ.... LOL!!!!!! Tapi mek feeling2 ok shopping sitiew dulu, tapi lite2 shopperinas saje lah. Nak spend bebetul, dinch lah kat sitiew.... boleh gile ok! Ehehehe...

So sesiape interested? Go la ek - have fun! Shop till you drop!!! Ehehehe


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Posted at 3:42:33 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




SSBM - Cleo

Yerrrrr lah... it's time for another SSBM! Hehehehe...

Hari tu, kat my tagboard lah, mek chatting ngan CLEO (this gurl yang mek kenal from channel #klsex - DON'T bother to ask what on earth mek buat dalam channel cam itiew! LOL!) Anyways, MULA2 kami bersembang bab bab makan nih, ape tah... tetiber si CLEO nih ala ala buat statement2 horny - mek takut!


Selepas ala ala di provokasionkan siket, nah, dapat lagik SSBM dari si CLEO yang persoalannya, adakah Cik Cleo horny? Ataupong obsesi tahap dewa terhadap Ciknek, mengalahkan LeeZ? Opppsss...



Pastu, mek ala ala tanye lah dia (eh, bukan tanye dah, mek cakap kat dia terus yang statement2 dia akan kubuat SSBM, menggambarkan determinasi dan kegigihan seoarang voman dalam menyampaikan msgnya iaitu, 'AKU HORNY' gittu. Hehehehe) Mula2 ala ala sentap nih dengan mek, ala ala macam dinch benarkan mek publishkan statement2 dia yang berterap unsurkan "kugilakan ciknek" itiews. Tapi setelah mek bodek kaw kaw, hehehe (actually, mek bodek lite2 jer, tapi si CLEO nih yang suddenly feeling star)... terus kuar SSBM merelakan...



Mek suke mek suke org yang branis mampos kuarkan statement2 sebegitiew kerana horny! Mek suke mek suke! CLEO leh lah ngam dengan Shamira KB si LeeZ itiew... LOL!!!!! Dari isu makan, terus pasal ciknek, jadiklah ianya, SSBM dari CLEO, woman ori itiew! LOL!.... See, ini membuktikan, bukan fefonens lepasan University of Imah the Lenggok aje yang hadapkan ciknek - malah, voman ori pong seharian2 ngidamkan ciknek! LOL! Mati la Ginger lepas nih! LOL!


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Posted at 2:43:01 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Announcement for the day, Ladies and Gents!



Yer... ape announcement nyer??? Nih ha!!!

Friday, July 22nd - "Hari Giat Membloggin'!!!"


Kan since 19th, sampai 21st, noticed tak how mek very der sebok yaamatz dan dihari2 tersebut, mek hanye buat minimum entry saje, kan? Perasan dak? Hehehehe - one entry per day katanye, confirm mek busy dan dinch no idea yer! Kui kui kui!

So today, expect me to kembali menjadik blogger tak serik2! LOL!... Nantikan, yer.... heheheh...(Ala ala pulun nak cover balik lah entries2 yang mek dah ketinggalan - tidak boleh benarkan jatuh takhta blogger giat of the month, ok! LOL! Mati la mek lepas nih! Ehehehe)

PS: Maaaati la mek kalau dinch membloggin' sampai 5 to 6 published entries... heheheheh! Tak per, mek buktikan. Kata2ku, kukotakan... bole? LOL!


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Posted at 2:38:57 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Spam emails??!?!? Crash boom bam - ENUFF!!! Shaddap!

Dearest all...

Sentap tak? Haiyoh! Yes! Am talking about SPAM emails lately yang menyerang kite punye inbox and what not - mek sentap mek sentap! Serangan SPAMS nih saling tak tumpah bezanye dengan serangan lalatunz di tagboard website 'Celebration of Life' itiew! Hiks! Maati lah mek!!!

Ok ok - back to the issue. Yes, sebelum2 nih, mek dinch peduls sangat dengan spams2 dalam inbox mail mek; like, "Owh? Just another spam email? Alah! Susah sangat ke? Deleted saje, habis citer!" (Note: 'deleted' katanye, mati lah ALI dengan past tensenya! LOL!)

Tapi somesthings caught my eyes today, when I went through my inbox utk mail fashiobeauty_lea@yahoo.com itiew... mek received an email yang notifykan mek menang ape tah. I know I know, another spamming business thingie, yeah I know. TAPIkan u ols, mek tak paham sesuatu... Nah, tgk pic kat bawah nih dulu...



Yang mek tak pahamnya, kisahnye, cam nih. Sebelum2nih, mek noticed, ade gak some spam pathetically damn cacatted emails yang mek terima dalam my inbox tu, ade gak yang email ID tu sama dengan mek, tapi @ something else. Like my email add is lea@yahoo.com (kaaaatakan lah, contoh, ok?) So anyways, selalunye or should I say ade kalenye I do get lea@pornstar.com or lea996633@admin.lotto.org ke ape ke, kan? Paham tak. Its like, ade lah jugak nama or id mek yang sama. TAPI, yg kali nih, SPAM email itiew, datangnya dari ID mek! So meaning like mek la yang emailkan bendealah itiew. Tapi kaedahnya, mek dinch sent that email. Dan yang penting, pertama kalinya (tak tahu la kot2 others have seen this before) mek dapat/ tgk email address spammer itiew, SEJIBIK dengan email address mek. Sunggoh mek terkezut.

Meaning to say, dia composed that email guna ID login mek ke? Sebab, how come mek received email itiew dari my own email addie? So kalau cam tu, confirm la tandanya mek yang sent that email. Tapi noq, al-qaedahnya, mek dinch buat/ sent that email sampai dapat menang ape prize ntah, berape ribu juta USD tah (mek browsed through that email, dinch koncentrasi pong!). So anyways, as far as I'm concern, mek dinch pulak ingat bile masa mek emailkan diri mek sendiri with a notification email for winning berapa amount of USD ntah... hmmmm... sesuatuh kan?

Mek dah buat report dah to Yahoo!.com pasal hal ini and also mek ala ala demand a full-explaination segala bagai semuanya! Hikhikhik! Talking about spam email nih, nak tau tak content email tadi tu? Ala - yang mek menang ape tah tu... nak? Ok... click kat thumbnail bawah nih to enlarge the whole thing! (NOTE: kalau yang dah dapat email nih, abaikan. For those yang belum terima, sudi2 lah bace, ek? Hehehe)

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Mek tak paham lah - ape la tujuan semuanye nih? Kalau rajin buat2 spam emails nih, dapat duit kah? Kalau dapat, mek also on jer nak buat the same. Eeheheh (be sure to leave your email addresses semua ya, leh mek sumbatkan inbox hampa semua ngan trash spam emails... hehehe)

Sekian dulu luahan rasa ketidakpuasan hati serta kekonfiusan mek di atas apa yang telah berlaku. Mek dos harap Yahoo peeps will get back to me asap. Or else, mek yang berasap, how? LOL!!!...


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Posted at 2:28:58 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Mind Your Language... harhar!!!

Dearest all,

Tadik mek ala ala feeling2 calling Celcom careline tau, sebab mek punye phone ala ala divert calling very der upsetting metting onez... So ala ala mek calling2 la itiew Celcom Careline center yang bernombor 1111 itiew, kan, dan nih la dia ala ala phone conversation mek itiew... (HAZABBBBness ok!!!!)

*Yer! Sesunggohnya very der effensyensi sangat Celcom Careline itiew! Mek ala ala terpaksa menunggu, ade lah lebey kureng 15 minit, baru mek dapat bercakap dengan Celcom's CSE (itiew Customer Support Exec, tah mende they call it tu lah) itiew... kowser!

Sekadar gambaq hiasan - harap memaklumi... hiks!
  • CSE: Good evening, welcome to Celcom, this is Ali (bukan nama sebenar), how may I assist you?
  • Mek: Yes, good evening. I ade a few questions pasal I punye call divert settings nih. Macam ade yang tak kena je...
  • CSE: Not worry. I will be here to helping you... First of all, may I know your name please sir?
Nyeh, mek ala ala feeling like, "Okkk... sabaq noq... tak baik nak gelak2kan orang... sabaq" And so mek sabaq la.. heheh. SO mek pon kasik lah my name and what not semua, dengan phone number mek also semua. And then, lepas tu...
  • CSE: May I know model what hp you used?
Nyeh!!! LOL!!! TOLONG NYEH! Mek terus feeling2 nak ketawa ok!!! Tapi mek menten jer! HAZAB LAH, kan?! 'Use' with a D katanye, 'USED' - very der past tense! Eh? Ade kah si Ali nih also tau mek nih sapa? Maybe dia pembaca blog past tense mek kot? LOL!

So mengabaikan masalah PAST TENSE si Ali the CSE guy nih kan, mek pong menciterkan lah kat dia details pasai masalah divert mek tu. Citer pi citer mai, pastu dia kasik lah some directions codes ape tah yang mek nak kena key in ape tah (tah mende lar Celcom nih tau; Maxis ngan DiGi, kalu nak divert call, tak der lah sehazabbiul complicated matters susah like Celcom nih! Chit!) Dan selepas beberapa minit kemudian, masalah divert mek pong selesai, persoalan terjawab. Tapi, sessi mek nak gelak ketawa belom selesai (sial kan mek? LOL! Mati la kau G the US Drag Grad!) So sebelum mek letak phone itiew, ala ala di saat saat terakhir, ala ala like minit2 kecemasan mek berbual ngan CSE itiew, ini lah yang terjadi dalam phone tu...
  • CSE: So if you press that codes I was given you, should be any problems ya (yerrr mek had NO PROBLEMS nak gelakkan si ALI nih! HELLLO!?!?! Awat jadik lagu tu cekkk???)
  • Mek: Owh ok... thanks...
  • CSE: Is there anything else I would do to help? (You ols! I know tahap mana nak cakap ENUFF but it seems with this CSE, cannot la. He asikla went on and on, over and over again, with gazillion trillion tons of errors dalam perbualannya. Nyeh, awat staff Celcom nih? Bukan sekali dua tau, kebanyakkan time lah. And sedehnye it berlaku when mek talked to male CSE. Female tu jarang la kena, tapi ade gak. Why lah? This is soooo like my story pasal kes stewardess MAS itiew - "May I sauce you balls, sir?" LOL! Hazab!!!)
  • Mek: No, nothing at this present moment, thanks (Haiyoh! Mek sebut PRESENT ka? Should have been, "No, nothing during the past tense moment, thanks!" LOL!!! Mati la mek kena ketuk ketampi dengan Professor Imah pasal grammar syilaps lagik!)
Dan pengakhirannya... (which mek should say Alhamdulillah, dan Tahniah sebab satu2nya ayat si Ali nih yang mek rase betol....)
  • CSE: Thank you for calling Celcome Careline. Have a pleasant day... (Hmmm, suddenly mek teringat. Maybe ade text nih dah tersedia dan dah distickedkan kat depan dia or kat pc dia ke or something, so ala ala macam, he cannot go wrong la kot, kan? Hehehehe)
Azabbb kan? Tapi... eheheh - lagi azabbb joke yang satu lepas nih! Mek terguling2 gelak sat tadik... LOL! It's a bit rempit... but damn funny ok! Mek pasti kalau Jesnita si rempit itiew dapat tahu laki dia buat lawak bodoh cam nih, confirm pengsan also! LOL! (vocab; Jesnita means, female form of rempits- kui kui kui!)


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Ali (ALI ALSO? Sooo very der kebetulan, kan? LOL!) pegi interview kerja sebagai setiausaha. Bila pengurus nampak dia dengan pakaian yang tak kena konsep dan juga rambut yang berwarna belang putih dan emas, dalam hati dia mula membentak;

"Argghhh! Orang macam ni pun ada!".

Tapi apa-apapun dia kena interview juga si Ali ni. Jadi dia pun tanyalah Ali,

"Kalau awak dapat buat ayat dalam bahasa Inggeris dengan menggunakan perkataan yang saya bagi, saya rasa awak ada peluang untuk kerja ni! Perkataan- perkataannya ialah GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE dan BLACK!".

Jadi Ali pun berfikir sejenak dan kemudian menjawab...

"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN... GREEN..., then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiya...! wrong number la... Don't PURPLEy disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thank you."

Lepas tu pengurus tu terus pengsan!!

Hikhikhik!!!! Bertetesan air mate kiew tadik baca joke ini! I hope you ols enjoyeds baca jokes ini! (haiyoh! VOCAB BARU! Enjoy with 'ed' dan ade plural 's' - mati la LeeZ dan 7 (TUJUH) abang rimau2 yang berbaring diatas karpet ruang tamunya!!! HIKS!)


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Posted at 1:16:08 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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