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Saturday, July 30, 2005

SSBM - Fiebie


Haiyoyoh!!!! Mek sunggoh takuts sekalsss pasal SSBM kali ini!!! Memang BRANI MAMPOS mengundang doka nostapha ma'rof!

Kes SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos) kali ni, terjadi kire2 pada pertengahan bulan nih, pada kire2 jam 12.15hrs (noon), pada kire2 July 18th - bertempat kire2 di tagboard blog Ginger De La Loca (Haiyoh! Brapa banyak punye 'kire2' haaa?!?!). Waktu pengumuman SSBM si lahabau nih ini dibuat, donia bloggin' sedang gamat (bukan minyak gamat Mawi World ya, harap maklum balas!) dengan isu kes pemantauan blog2 tertentu yang dikatakan 'tak elok' dan 'tak baik' dari sesetengah pehak. (Mek naik risau la pulak! Mati la mek! LOL!)

Anyways, as the issue masih panas mendidih, freshly baked, just out from the oven, ala ala la kan, hehehe - si Fiebs binats yang telah terkena sompahan NENEK dan IMAH, terus bertukar jadik FISH berwajah blog baru katanye - terus mengeluarkan statement hazab nih! (siap la kau FIEBS!!!)

Nyeh! Brani mampos sangat katanye SSBM dia nih!? Memang dia nak rebut title SSBM-tak serik2, kan? Dah la, cukup la Fiebs, ENUFF! Cukup la CD dah passkan kat mek title Miss Tak Serik2 dan Blogger Tak Serik2, perlu ke u ols pong nak title "SSBMer Tak Serik2" ? Hehehehe...


Sesuatuh kan SSBM dia? Blog dia blog baik katanya! LOL! Pada pendapat mek kan Fiebs, mek rase antara salah satu dua sebab kenapa blog 'baik' u ols tak menjadik pilihan... adalah seperti berikit...
  • Blog u ols tiada concept Past Tense (mine) dan tidak ade concept Celebration of life (G's), dan plus tiada unsur2 Lakaran (LeeZ), serta, yang penting, your blog dinch ade unsur keratuan trek Ratubreti!!! (Eh, ke, Celebratu? Ehehehe - CD's)
  • Yang keduanya, mek rase depa dinch ade alamat URL hang kot? Tak per gal, this one on me. No advert charges buat u ols. Hem sendirian berhad sponsor nak promo blog url u ols - "http://mentallydisturbed.blogspot.com". Mrasalah lepas nih blog 'baik' u ols akan menjadi pilihan also, dan mrasalah dari top 4 finalish, sekarang dah ade undian masuk finalist ke lima! LOL! Mati la AF!
Mek pasti malam nih si Fish de la Fiebs nih masuk blog mek - harap u ols bawak banyak2 bersabar dan tabahkan semangat. I'm sure in a day or two pihak2 'mereka' akan buat panggilan memohon maaf susulan issue tak meng'include'kan your blog dalam list pemantauan itiew. Sabar ajer la noq. Nanti dia orang call la tu, mek pasti! Mek yakin! Hiks!!! (mati la aku lepas nih!!!!)



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Posted at 7:56:50 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bahang finals AF3 dah dekat - poll results!!! LETS!


Ingat lagik dakkk poll nih yang mek buat hari Khamis kot? Hurmmm... or was it Rabu? Hurmmm... anyways, nih, the poll dah closed for any voting motings nah. Now, nak check current result, pi click kat bawah poll nih.... nah? Ehehehehe

Since AF3 dah nak ke final stage nih, lets la play "Ramal meramal"... hikhik!
1. So far, among yang dah tersingkir from AF3 dari concert2 yang lepas2 sudah2 itiew semua, siapekah yang uols rase yang palingla tidak sesuai utk tercampak keluar? (required)

 
2. Agak2 uols la kan, who would be the last student yang akan tercampak "out-you-go" dari concert Akademi Fantasia yang ke-9 this coming Saturday 30th, thus memusnahkan harapannya utk ke finals? (required)

  Marsha
  Mawi
  Amylea
  Felix
  Kefli
  Yazer
3. Agak2 u ols lah, who will win AF3 kali nih? (required)

 
4. Jom, lets rate, top 6 pilihan anda... mek nak tgk siape nak dapat rating dalam grouping top 3! (required)

Amylea
Felix
Kefli
Marsha
Mawi
Yazer

5. Malam final concert AF3 nanti (malam penentuan siapa akan jadik pemenang RM20K AF3 itiew ler), u ols nak siape jadik pengkritik2nya? Hurmmmm.... (required)

 
6. Luahan rasa anda pada the remaining 6 students yang dok ade dalam AF3 lagi tu... (maaaaaaaaana lah tau kot2 kedepan2 nih depa mai blog mek dan baca? LOL!!!) (required)



Komeng2 mek pasal poll nih. We start one by one, nah? Ehehehe...

Question 1
1. So far, among yang dah tersingkir from AF3 dari concert2 yang lepas2 sudah2 itiew semua, siapekah yang uols rase yang palingla tidak sesuai utk tercampak keluar?
  • Undian/ Pilihan paling banyak - IDAYU
  • Komeng mek: MEMANG u ols! IDAYU memang tak sepatutnye keluar. Dia mampu beri cabaran hebatz nanti di malam finals tau! Mek sedeh sangat!
Question 2
2. Agak2 uols la kan, who would be the last student yang akan tercampak "out-you-go" dari concert Akademi Fantasia yang ke-9 this coming Saturday 30th, thus memusnahkan harapannya utk ke finals?
  • Undian/ Pilihan paling banyak - KEFLI
  • Komeng mek: Isk isk isk, Kefli... Kefli... mati la u olsss kalau vote dari page mek nih dikire utk AFUNDI tau. Confirm u ols dah lama keluar. LOL! Tonight adalah penentu - Malaysians votes ko sebab ko cute, OR they don't vote you sebab they know you don't deserve masuk finals (eventhough you're cute - MATI la Mek ngan CD! Lawan tarik rambut laaa org Taman Rimba ngan Taman Uda! LOL!!!)
Question 3
3. Agak2 u ols lah, who will win AF3 kali nih?
  • Undian/ Pilihan paling banyak - MAWI
  • Komeng mek: Mek pasti ini semua pilihan mereka yang menganggap there's no point nak bising2 pasal nih, dah memang ketara serious nampak gayanya Mawi akan pulang dengan that car and RM20K plus other stuffs itiew. Hurmmm... mek pasrah u ols!!!
Question 4
4. Jom, lets rate, top 6 pilihan anda... mek nak tgk siape nak dapat rating dalam grouping top 3!
  • Undian/ Pilihan paling banyak - FELIX (1st), MARSHA (2nd) dan MAWI (3rd)
  • Komeng mek: Haiyoh! Top 3 nih ker yang banyak diundian? Mek pengsan japs. Mek would prefer AMYLEA 1st, MARSHA 2nd dan... erm... FELIX 3rd.
Question 5
5. Malam final concert AF3 nanti (malam penentuan siapa akan jadik pemenang RM20K AF3 itiew ler), u ols nak siape jadik pengkritik2nya? Hurmmmm....
  • Undian/ Pilihan paling banyak - Syafinaz
  • Komeng mek: Yer! Memang dia patut jadik one of the pengkritiks pada malam itiew. Dia memang layaks dan dia always nak give out comment2 honest instead of comment2 hanya memuji... mek suke mek suke!
Question 6
6. Luahan rasa anda pada the remaining 6 students yang dok ade dalam AF3 lagi tu... (maaaaaaaaana lah tau kot2 kedepan2 nih depa mai blog mek dan baca? LOL!!!)
  • Komeng mek: Thanks for all the comments - lets just harap harap ado antara mereko yang membaca komeng2 nih. Hikhik! Kalau tak der? Kire NAN ADO lah! LOL!


So anyways, tonight, dengar kata, dua org akan tersingkir kuar - 4 jer masuk finals, betul ke? Sorry lah - mek dinch hui dinch tau dan dos blur bab bab what happened during the weekday sebab mek dinch mau nengok. Mek nak nengok concerts ajo. So mek tak dapat komeng pasal hal nih. Kalau betul sepertimana kawan mek cakap, M. Nasir cakap dua akan terkeluar, dan hanya 4 jer akan masuk finals - well, mek just harap its KEFLI, YAZER... YANG TERKELUAR! Mek nak Marsha, Amylea dan Felix dan Mawi yang ke finals. Hehehehe. Tapikan, mek feeling2 kezutan lain adelah seperti berikut... 2 out, and 4 goes to the finals, yes? And if that happens tonight, mek rase musti ade kes2 undian MASUK balik sorang, dan in the end, jadik lah 5 yang ke finals. Hmmmm... mek skepulasi atau propah? Atau benar2 bende tu akan jadik? Kite tgk sajo lah nenanti. Mek pong bukannye dapat dari sumber mana2 pon. Saje otak mempropahkan dan mengskepulasikan keadaan. LOL!

Ok lah u ols! Nak dinner. Kite jumpe malam nanti lepas AF3 concert ke... ke... 9 kan? Hmmmm - yer la kot! EHEHEHEHE... daaaaa...


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Posted at 7:21:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, July 29, 2005

Have a great weekend dear friends and all!!!



Uols - those yang dinch dapat onlining during this coming weekending nih, hehehe - be sure to come back to my blog by Monday morning, safe and sound ya, hehehe. By that time, mek pasti dan confirmasion musti dah ade sekuwang kuwangnya 3 to 4 new entries yang mika akan/ dah buek during this coming weekending (walaupun temanye weekend patutnye cuti kan, cuti weekend serta cuti membloggin', namun, di Utara nih kami terpaksa kerej during Sats dan Suns... sedeysss! Tapikan, masalahnye, mek pernah ke amik cuti darik bloggin'? LOL! Seblom2 nih tak la penah pulak. Tak tau la kot kedepan2 nih, kan? LOL!)

So anyways, kepada mereka yang akan senantiasa online walau dimana jua anda berada, pastikan u ols always selalu2 kerap2 datang my blog, mek akan senantiasa mengupdatekan blogmek! Mati lah blog-nan-ado entries serta blog-nan-ado-updates-kematu! LOL!!!! (You ols, BUSUK2 pon, kalau mek busy2 yaamatz sangat2 pon, mek tetap akan buat sekuwang2nya satu entry sehari... hik!)

Oklah - mek dah melalu tah pa per jer nih. So hari nih, Friday 29th, mek buat entry PGJ dan entry nih aje la dulu ek? Ade dah mek buat listing, apo mau buat untuk entry2 during this coming weekend. Masalahnya mrasalah sempat ke idoknya, Wallahua'lam. Hehehehe...

Oklah erk... daaa for now naaa? Ehehehe - adios!


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Posted at 10:57:25 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Puteri Gunung Jendul


Ketika inilah kisah propah bermula,
Dua tiga empat insan bercinta, berjauhan dari ranjang membenatangkan diri,
Mengikat sumpah janji dengan tali rafia untuk bersama,
Merentas samudera dengan Garuda Air,
Membelah gunung dengan roller blade,
Sebuah cerita cinta propah yang agung.... MEK PENGSAN!!!!


Sebuah cerita cinta propah yang agung katanye!!! Mati lah pengarah Sepet! Move away PHSM, here comes PGJ!!! Hehehehe!


Kisah bermula apabila empayar Mahatawar dilanda gawat setelah diserang oleh Putera Bedak dari Jawi (ooppsss!!!!). Mengelak dari kejadian menjadi bertambah buruk, Raja Mahatawar, Gusti Intipati Hyundai Ngorat telah menawarkan dirinya sebagai ganti (ala ala feeling2 gibek, zaman2 dulu2 pon dah ade ok! Dan waktu Mahatawar diserang Bedak yang mukanya flawless berfoundation dan bedak cap 3 ponen, Gusti Intipati dah tasty sama itiew Bedak!) Tapi Bedak dinch mau, lantas kata nak bercouple dengan adiknya si Gusti Intipati, Gusti Putri Lolly Domelah De La Jendulz sebagai ganti (Mula2 Gusti Intipati DQ sangat2, Sentap, off hp dan nangis sebelum pengsan. Lepas dah habis DQ, baru dia terpaksa redha yang Bedak sebenarnye straight!)

Tanpa pengetahuannya, Gusti Putri Lolly telah melarikan diri dengan berenang ke Gunung Jendulledang (dia pilih gunung tu sebab ade unsur2 namanya serta bentuk mokabomi gunung tu very der menampakkan bentuk/ bayangan seperti dahi jendul, sejendul dahi miliknya itiew - hehehe) untuk bersama cinta liver nya, Hang Aku Tak Bertuah. Gusti Intipati kemudiannya terpaksa beralih arah (sambil lagu tema Cinta Beralih Arah nyanyian Aishah di mainkan as background music) dari tasty kat Bedak, now dia aim for Sultan of Malacca; dengan niat nak menjalinkan hubungan dengan Sultan Melaka itiew pula (kot2 la Sultan Melaka tu taste kat dia, dan terus offer defence team utk Mahatawar - maaati lah Gusti Intipati brangan feeling!)

Gusti Putri Lolly Domelah De La Jendulz... Haiyoh! Itiew dahi, bukan setakat B747-400, malah A380 pong mampu buat pendaratan kecemasan dari Mahatawar ke Gunung Jendulledang! Heheh - mati la mek!


Tapi again, usahanya gagal sebab Sultan Melaka pada waktu tu dah dengar pasal Gusti Intipati nih ade adik perempuan tempelan, Gusti Putri Lolly Domelah De La Jendulz tu ler. So lepas DQ kali kedua, dia menawarkan adiknya pada Sultan Mahmud Shah of Malacca tu dengan pasrah (terus lagu Erra Fazira, Pasrah versi Jawa Melayu ala2 tahun 50-an dimainkan as background music). Gusti Putri Lolly menentang sehabis-habisan tentang percouplelan tersebut kerana cintanya, hatinya, analnya serta dahi jendulnya hanya pada Hang Aku Tak Bertuah saja.

Lepas tu kan, Sultan Mahmud Shah of Malacca tu terus menghantar utusan besar- besaran ala ala Miss U pageant kontigen nih, yang diketuai oleh Hang Aku Tak Bertuah itiew, bersash, bercrown segala mala semua, ke Gunung Jendulledang, tetapi dihalang oleh kuasa kokyah Gusti Putri Lolly. Akhirnya, setelah pelbagai cabaran, Gusti Putri Lolly terpaksa menurut permintaan Hang Aku Tak Bertuah yang taat setia pada Sultan (sebab dulu Sultan ngan Hang Aku pon pernah scandal waktu main sepak takraw di court bola sepak - mati la mek bawak issue itiew!), tetapi dengan 7 syarat.

    1. 7 dulang hati bakteria
    2. 7 dulang hati lalat (banyak boleh didapati dari Tagboard blog Ginger the Penglipuran with weekly tagboard theme!)
    3. 7 tempayan air pinang kertuest tua (KW tahu kat mana nak cari, kan!?)
    4. 7 tempayan air puks anak darai (LeeZ banyak stock sebab mampu berhempas pulas unggah dengan 7 abang aums! Mati la Syamira!)
    5. Escalator emas dari Pondak Melaka ke Gunung Jendulledang
    6. Underground Tube ala ala macam kat London tu, disaluti perak from Gunung Jendulledang ke Mahatawar (ERL telah dicadangkan tapi after great consideration, Gusti Putri Lolly cakap underground tube would do...)
    7. Semangkuk air tambuni berdarah Raja Ahmad

Gusti Putri Lolly bersama Dayangnya, Dayang Alamanda... curlast!!! Ape itiew di dada Dayang Alamanda itiew?


Perutusan lepas itiew pon pulanglaaa ke Pondok Melaka tanpa Hang Aku Tak Bertuah yang kecewa atas kegagalannya (loosernye! - dah ler Player dualband!! - DQ, terus feeling2 balik kampung jaga mak tok nya dan terus mem'past tense'kan hidup2nya yang lampau itiew dalam blog! Hehehe mati la aku lagik!) Sultan Mahmud very der murka sampai migrain dengan kisah DQ Hang Aku Tak Bertuah itiew, serta kedegilan Gusti Putri Lolly dan kerana tak nak maruahnya terjatuh bak Miss UK dalam Miss World Universe 2005 lepas, dia telah sanggup menerima cabaran ketujuh-tujuh syarat walaupun bakal meragut teruna anaknya sendiri (maati la incest!!!)

Kesudahannya, mudah. Hang Aku Tak Bertuah yang dikatakan membawa diri DQnya itiew rupa2nya couple dengan Gusti Intipati. Bedak pulak terus THAT'S IT dan give up, serta terus jadik gibek. Sultan Melaka itiew pulak ended up couple dengan anaknya, feeling incest! Dan Gusti Putri Lolly piula, sebab upset tak dapat Hang Aku Tak Bertuah, dan kerana marahkan Sultan sebab sanggup incest, terus cekup Tun Tejakie jadik lesbianittanism partnernye sampailah Ke Hujung Nyawa... Heheheheeh... -The End of kisah cinta PROPAH semuanya!!!!-

Pose menarik utk peminat2 filem tanahair, Gusti Putri Lolly Domelah De La Jendulz, heroin filem Putri Gunung Jendul


Ape kah motif entry nih? Saje je nak show off pics2 waktu Kiefancy, Amanda and all semue dari group KJ girls, with me of course, buat show lagu Puteri Gunung Ledang. Hehehehe. Tu jer sebenarnye motif entry nih! Citer karut kat atas tu, sengaaaaaaaaaajer je di buat2kan, eheheheeh - mati la mek dengan NENEK kebayan serta Sang Imah! LOL!

Gusti Putri Lolly Domelah De La Jendulz bersama Tun Tejakie (berbungan ros merah itiew) dan bersama dua dayang2 Gusti Putri, Dayang Alamanda (kiri pic) dan Dayang Marcy Anthonia (kanan pic) heheheh... vast dak? LOL!


Nyeh - mek fongkiused! Mana satu male dancer mana satu female dancers nih? Yang male dancers punye eyeliners lagi vasttt dari female dancers... HOW!? Hehehe


But on a serious note - here's a bit info about Puteri Gunung Ledang...

Puteri Gunung Ledang is a love story taking place in 15th century Malacca. The story begins when Princess Gusti sails away from her war torn homeland in search of her love, Admiral Hang Tuah, in Malacca. There, she waits for him at Gunung Ledang. But her brother, Gusti Adipati, has plans to marry her off to Pangeran Demak, in the hopes that Demak would stop his attacks on their homeland of Majapahit.

Discovering that his sister had fled to Malacca, Gusti Adipati follows suit, and offers her to the Sultan of Malacca, Sultan Mahmud, in the bid that the Sultan will protect them from the attacks of the Pangeran Demak. The Sultan, who already has a wife, agrees to take on a second. Princess Gusti, upon receiving this news, decides to return to their homeland and marry Demak, for she cannot bear the thought of staying in Malacca without her true love.

Her wishes are not granted, and preparations for her wedding to the Sultan are underway. Hang Tuah, upon receiving the news of the impending wedding carries on his loyal duties, for his loyalty lies strongly with the Sultan and the State. He leads a party up the challenging Gunung Ledang to ask Princess Gusti for her hand in marriage, on behalf of the Sultan.

Hurt and angry, Princess Gusti agrees to the marriage, on the condition that the Sultan grants her seven wishes. Adipati witnesses the exchange between Hang Tuah and his sister, and attacks Hang Tuah. The Admiral manages to beat him, and becomes confused over his actions. Hang Tuah promises to remain at Gunung Ledang forever because of this. Meanwhile, the Sultan is able to grant the Princess six wishes.

In the final wish, the Sultan has to drive a keris into his own son's flesh to get a bowl of blood. Before he is about to drive the keris, Princess Gusti appears and rebukes him. The Sultan, hurt and angry, casts a curse on the Princess to live at Gunung Ledang, never to be seen by another human being again. Hang Tuah, upon learning of the curse, rushes to Gunung Ledang to see his love for the last time. Alas, it was too late. Their love story remains a great legend till this day.

That's all for now folks! Hope you guys dah enjoy dapat habiskan bacaan entry nih, kan? Jgn enjoy awai2 sangat - ade lagi sebenarnye. Ape yang ade lagik? Yer la... komen2 dari u ols semua? Mrasalah commentz siket! LOL!! Thanks!


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Posted at 1:07:25 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, July 28, 2005

Tragic end for two Iranian Loverboys - By Carlos Iskandar


Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 23:29:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Carlos Iskandar" (carlos_isqandar@yahoo.com) - Add to Address Book
Subject: July 21, 2005 - IRAN EXECUTES 2 GAY TEENAGERS
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com


July 21, 2005 - IRAN EXECUTES 2 GAY TEENAGERS

Two gay Iranian teenagers -- one 18, the other believed to be 16 or 17, were executed this week for the "crime" of homosexuality, the Iranian Student News Agency (ISNA) reported on July 19. (The ISNA report is in Farsi, and was translated into English by the British gay rights group OutRage!, which released its report today--ISNA also provided the terrifying photos of the teens' last moments you see on this page.) The two youths -- identified only by their initials as M.A. and A.M., were hanged in Edalat (Justice) Square in the city of Mashhad in north-eastern Iran, on the orders of Court No. 19. The hanging of the teens was also reported by the National Council of Resistance of Iran.

Kesiannn kesiannnn....


Consensual gay sex in any form is punishable by death in the Islamic Republic of Iran. According to the website Age of Consent, which monitors such laws around the world, in Iran "Homosexuality is illegal, those charged with love-making are given a choice of four deathstyles: being hanged, stoned, halved by a sword, or dropped from the highest perch. According to Article 152, if two men not related by blood are discovered naked under one cover without good reason, both will be punished at a judge's discretion. Gay teens (Article 144) are also punished at a judge's discretion. Rubbing one's penis between the thighs without penetration (tafheed) shall be punished by 100 lashes for each offender. This act, known to the English-speaking world as frottage,' is punishable by death if the 'offender' is a non-Muslim. If frottage is thrice repeated and penalty-lashes have failed to stop such repetitions, upon the fourth 'offense' both men will be put to death. According to Article 156, aperson who repents and confesses his gay behavior prior to his identification by four witnesses, may be pardoned. Even kissing 'with lust' (Article 155) is forbidden. This bizarre law works to eliminate old Persian male-bonding customs, including common kissing and holding hands in public." And Outrage, in its release about the gay teens' execution, noted that, "according to Iranian human rights campaigners, over 4000 lesbians and gay men have been executed since the Ayatollahs seized power in 1979. Last August, a 16-year-old girl was hanged for 'acts incompatible with chastity.' "

A few minutes of fame sebelum dihukum gantung! Kesian kan?


In the case of the two teens hanged in Mashhad, "They admitted having gay sex (probably under torture) but claimed in their defense that most young boys had sex with each other and that they were not aware that homosexuality was punishable by death," according to the ISNA report as translated by Outrage. "Prior to their execution, the gay teenagers were held in prison for 14 months and severely beaten with 228 lashes. The length of their detention suggests that they committed the so-called offenses more than a year earlier, when they were possibly around the age of 16."

Ruhollah Rezazadeh, the lawyer of the younger of the two boys, had appealed that he was too young to be executed and that the court should take into account his tender age (believed to be 16 or 17). But the Supreme Court in Tehran Ordered him to be hanged.

Mek tak tahu nak kate ape dah...


"I was so sad reading this article, so I felt that I wanted to share it with everybody (not the sadness lah). Can't say much about this but I am counting my blessing, cuma sama-samalah kita ambil ikhtibar dari artikel nie...." - Carlos Isqandar

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LEA: Kesiannn kesiannn... isk isk isk... kesiannn kesiannn (sambil2 kesian, sambil2 takut jugak kang blog mek 'kena' pulak sebab issuekan entry nih!) Encik (referring to pihak2 berkuasa), ohhh Encik! Jgn ape2kan saya, hidup dan blog saya also Encik! Saya tak bersalah Encik!!!! (sambil menuding jari kearah CI yang hujung pangkal asal usulnya pon mek satu haprak tarak tau! Ehehehehe) Dak aih, tak der mende lah. Bende nih sekadar utk bacaan dan share share, tu ajo, kan CI kan kan kan? (maaati la mek tak tahu asal usual Guest Writer blog mek! LOL!)

PS- All the three pics in this entry, were in my email which I received several days before CI sent me this entry. Thank you...


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Posted at 4:25:10 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Guys - mrasalah dating pelbagai women of the world!

Hehehe... and you (guys) said its easy to date/go out with/ live with women... ceh... susah jugak tau! Tetambah wanita2 dari negara yang laaaaaaaaaast sekali itiew! Buruk padahnye... hikhik!!! Mati lah mek!!!

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. (bernafsu)
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. (macam patong/kayu)

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head. (hisap k---k)
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in andyou live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

MALAY WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins all move in. But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times...

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.



So, kesimpulan binti tauladannya, mrasalah dating org2 cam... ermmm... US? KAMI? LOL!!!! Mati la Imah dan students2nyeee!!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 7:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Bahang Akademi Fantasia ke-3 (finals) makin terasa u ols!!!

Dearest all,

Jom! Lets! Mari! Apenye!?!?!?

Nih ha! Mek ala ala ade la buat ala ala survey tak survey nih mek buat bersempenaan hampirnya Akademi Fantasia musim ke-3, the Finals nih! Saje je for fun, at the same time leh tgk ape kata survey, tak gittiew? Hiks! Lets lah!

Since AF3 dah nak ke final stage nih, lets la play "Ramal meramal"... hikhik!
1. So far, among yang dah tersingkir from AF3 dari concert2 yang lepas2 sudah2 itiew semua, siapekah yang uols rase yang palingla tidak sesuai utk tercampak keluar? (required)

 
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Mek akan biarkan survey nih "on", probably sampai lepas concert yang ke sembilan, Satuday nih kot? Tak pong sampai minggu depan. See la how, nah? Ehehehe!


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Posted at 7:59:05 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A story of True Love

This story is an oasis in this dry and desolate spiritual world in which we live...
By Dr. P. Sellappan & Tan Ten Lee




Dearest all,

This story is indeed very der pasty tense tahap maha. But I believe there are some of us yang unaware of this story. Read it, thats the clearest mek can do for you ols (biase lah, copy paste - tak clear siket). Found this piece waktu I was searching for pics about true love. Indeed what I found was, way way interesting. I mean, I've heard about the story waktu mula2 it was kecohed in the tabloids. But I never sort of like found the paper ke, writing ke ape ke... (although I did read it somewhere dalam NST or was it The Star, waktu dalam flight, transit before the next departure...)

It's pretty amazing what some people would do for their loved ones despite the risks they have to go through in order to save their loved ones. I mean, ade di stated kan the fact that the donor, Png, will not gain anything in return for donating his healthy liver. But I guess that's where the phrase "I may risk my own life but for the sake of my one and only love, I would take that chances..." Not only Png was gifted with great looks, but he also ade what we call, 'good liver' - Baik Hati.

This story touched the hearts of many people, and it certainly touched mine... Now who would wanna donate his/her liver for moi!? LOL!!!!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




It's my 300th entry!!!



Dearest all...

Well well... what do we have here? Just couple of entries ago, mek buat pasal blog mek menyambut hari ulangbulan (monthly birthday la gamaknye itiew) yang ke 3 bulan. Now? Another entry nak mark my 300th blog entry, here at Blogdrive.com!!! Haiyoh! Tambah lagik 65 entries, genap lah kirenye, cukup lah setahun blog mek nih (kalau nak diikutkan one entry per day la, kan? Hehehehehe). Tapi memandangkan me, tak menentu, ade times one day per entry, ade times 5 to 6 entries per day, I wonder berape lahhhh jumlahnye entries mek once my blog marks its first year birthday nanti? (April 1, 2005 to April 1st 2006 - IF mek still alive to blog la kan... LOL!!!)

Well, actuallykan, mek dinch suspect muspect that I would be giat mara sampai nak buat 300 entries within 3 months plus nih (yer la, me started here April 1st, so sampai July 1st, dah3 months dah - so 3 months dah la kan? Haiyoh! Mrasa perlukah mek buat sexplainations bagai gini!!!) Anyways, seriously, mek dinch suspect you ols. I guess at times bile itiew mood ada mau menulis (be it my idea or copy paste entries or past tense entries ke ape ke), mek memang will just sit down and write. Tapi kalau mai mood2 hampeh cilahanatz, that's it! Nak buat satu entry ponggg nangis! LOL!

But lately, I doubt its because of the mood yang buatkan mek seemed a bit slowww jer dalam publishing new blog entries. I think sebab mek dah mula sebok dengan my work (yer lah, with the new branch terbuka luas dan mek yang handle 100% with 3 staff plus one BIGBOSDADDY yang over lahhh nak join masuk jaga sitiew - mek dos rase selalu diawasi plus mek rase tak der time, tensi mensi, plus - there goes my social life; errr... as if I have one! LOL!!!) So anyways, yeah, I guess my lame excuse would be mek busy with work la kot. Tu jer...

But isn't it amazing - 3 months plus, 300 entries!? Like, hmmmm - boleh ke mek menang Miss Bloggin' Tak Serik2 u ols? CD, dos komens please? LeeZ shadap! Haiyoh! Dishadapkan LeeZ katanye!!?!? Mati la kau G!

Tapi I have to admit the fact that maybe yeah, blog nih memang blog past tense. At least now mek ngaku dan mek proud of it sebab I have a story to tell - about my past tense life. Mek dinch kisah nowadays u ols. I mean, kerana past tense mek lah, dalam 3 bulan lebih jer dah boleh sampai 300 entries - tu termasuk lah copy paste entries (hehehe) and also entries tak der point plus, ermmm... dan lain2 aje la... etc etc etc... eh? Etc or ect? Haa - betul la tu.. etc... kan? Haiyoh! Lets bukak kamus terbitan Imag Kangkong... eh! Lenggok! Mati la kau... ermm... siape lagik mek nak caras ek? Owh yes! Matiii la kau Miss GG!!!!!!

So sebagai penutup tirai entry kali ni, I just would like to say (haiyoh - skeaping Londoh kah? Mati la LKY!!!!) THANK YOU very much, biggy wiggy hug to everyone yang dah supported me (yesss Lalatz, you ols also included... tsk tsk tsk! Ehehehe), supported my past tense life (mati la kau G lagik!) dan most of all, supported my blog. Your endless visits, votes, dos comments for my blog and its entries, mek rasekan semuanya adalah satu, galakan, dorongan for me to write more. Keep up the good work! (Aih!? Bukan ke u ols semua yang patut wish mek itiew? Hmmmm - macam2 ado!) And dah keep up the work itiew, mek sponsorkan more blog entries, bole? LOL!!!! Daaaaaaa for now...


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 12:00:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, July 26, 2005

SSBM - Uculer

Dearest all,

SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos) kembaliks uols!!!!! Yer... kali nih, SSBM datangnya dari seorang lagik cik puks (peremps ori ok!); cik puks kedua selepas CLEO.

Citernye semalam nih ler, si Uculer nih masuk TB mek, hoo haa hoo haa as usual (very funny gurl lah dia tu. BeBe sampai gelak berguling2 sambil masak pasta katanye membaca msgs si Uculer nih). As dok sembang2 dengan Uculer, BeBe dan Shark (katanye dari The Land of the rising Sh*t, eh.. SUN, sama waktu dengan Faizaru itiew), tetiber mek noticed how Uculer nih asiklaaa nak curik glam lime lite mek kat TB tu... (keketaraannya cuba merampas limelite itiew lebih daripada KW yer... mati la kau G!). So dalam pada mek nampak proses dia nak buat TB mu TB ku jua, mek ala ala laserina lah dia ala ala lite2. Namun, berkat usaha gigih mempelajari kaedah2 membalas laserina guriks2 bermolot laser seperti mek, LeeZ dan G, Uculer terus menjawab dengan slamber der rock!



Brani mampos katanye menjawab laserina mek!?!?!?! Tak cukup berani mampos hal itiew, ada tambahan berani mampos pulak si dia nih nak coba confusedkan dan susahkan mek dalam memilih statement2 utk dijadikkan SSBM di blog kiew!!! Dan yang penting, brani mampos katanye nak buat2 slamber masuk TB org buat cam TB sendirik!? Haiyoh! Mek salute tahap kebranian mamposan dia nih! Lepas mek salute tabik hormat, mek pengsan japs....

Dan lepas tu - ala ala kami semua melayan lah jua karenah Uculer nih, sampai asik lah dia terlebih syok dan terus kuarkan 'Award Acceptance' speech katanye!!!!



Haiii... macam2 lah dia nih! Tak cukup mau monopoli SSBM, title2 lain also dia nak sebat sekali.(nangis lah NEO!!!) Title2 ape? Well - korang tgk2 la statement2 dia. Title2 lain yang layak disapu bersih si Uculer nih adalah sperti beriks...
  • Drama Queen award
  • CQ aka Crying Queen award
Mek sentaps u ols! Semuanya dia nak sapu bersih, very der ala ala cam time mek menang Miss Malaysia 2003 dulu, semua subsidiary awards mek sapu. Nih kes nak copycat konsep 'cekup-semua-yang-ada' la nih!!!! Mek upset! DQ DQ DQ! Off HP! OFF PC!!!!



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Posted at 10:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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