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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Just imagine if Malaysia were to be this efficient... mek pengsan ok!

Dearest all...

I got this from csi_X's website. It seems that he also got this from a friend of his via email. (Thanks csi_X, and thank you csi_X's friend, Jacky... hik!)- And yes, so, moral of the story morning glory, its one of those copy-paste entries again!!!! Mati la kau FISHY!

Lets just imagine if Malaysia were to be this 'canggih'; haiyoooh! There goes your privacy and social life! LOL!!! Mati la itiew operator; hanya dia la layak berkata "Yer donia - I KNOW everything!" LOL!
    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

    Customer:     "Heloo, can I order.."

    Operator :     "Can I have your multi purpose card number first,Sir?"

    Customer:     "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

    Operator :     "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

    Customer    : "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

    Operator :     "We are connected to the system, Sir"

    Customer:     "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

    Operator :     "That's not a good idea Sir"

    Customer:     "How come?"

    Operator :     "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

    Customer:     "What?... What do you recommend then?"

    Operator :     "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

    Customer:     "How do you know for sure?"

    Operator :     "You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir"

    Customer:     "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

    Operator :     "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

    Customer:     "Can I pay by credit card?"

    Operator :     "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir."

    Customer:     "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

    Operator :     "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

    Customer:     "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

    Operator :     "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

    Customer:     "What!"
    Operator :     "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

    Customer:     "????"

    Operator :     "Is there anything else Sir?"

    Customer:     "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

    Operator :     "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic......"

    Customer:     "#$$^%&$@$%^!!!!!"

    Operator :     "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

    Customer: [Speechless]
.... And so, there u go.... funny huh? Kalau mek, dah for sure pengsan dah! LOL!!!!


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Posted at 1:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, July 25, 2005

Where is Love - By Carlos Iskandar


Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:11:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Carlos Iskandar" (carlos_isqandar@yahoo.com) - Add to Address Book
Subject: Where is Love?
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com

Love is where good and evil is one, thus rendering good and evil invalid. Love is where this moral conflict is halted, and the absoluteness of life is achieved. Love is when people stop judging one another, hence, the absence of good and evil. For where judgment is required, a standard of good and evil is called for.

But surely, one, who attempts Perfect Love, will find the road lonesome, thorny steps, poisonous breath and deviate from it as soon as the giving of Love is replied with un-Love. But, it is non-judgmental, which means one does not judge how much is to be given, and not judge also how much is to be repaid. That is Love corrupted, and not Love in its purest, and most divine, and glories. Perfect Love, Divine Love, Godly Love is free for all for freedom is what every soul desires!

But one will find this road to freedom lonesome as nobody believes in such Truth, and many will attempt to influence you, even your own mind will stop you from achieving this freedom for it is so great a blessing that it is deemed impossible. But it is not impossible, for God is the testimony of this Truth. His very existence, His creation tells this very Truth. We are all free! But we deny ourselves by not believing it, being judgmental, choose to discriminate and drive ourselves into Chaos by attempting Order in the World that solely exist on the basis of the struggle of good and evil.

Love is where the soul finally stops judging, even unto one, and rest forever in the Perfect Love of God. For Perfect Love is not judgmental but all-blessing, all-embracing, and all-forgiving. It is to be able to rest and to be embraced in the glory of God's Perfect Love that defines what is Heaven. To be able to do that, one must stop judging, and be able to emulate Perfect Love, and pour the rays of Perfect Love out to the World. Duly, Love will come unto one's soul, and to all other one's soul had touched.

And, when one calls for freedom, one also calls for the invalidity of good and evil. To achieve this, emulating Perfect Love is the only way, and it is to stop judging, and become Lovable, that is all blessing, all embracing, and all forgiving.

“I will sow the my seeds of love while I take the thorny steps and walk the lonesome road as I look for not who is perfect but someone who makes me complete” – Carlos Isqandar

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"Jika ini hakikatnya, aku serah kan jiwa dan ragaku, menantimu walaupun sengsara, jika ini ketentuanNYA...." Love - is everywhere... Made for everyone :)



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Posted at 3:17:09 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




What have you missed during the weekend? 23rd to 25th of July 2005



Dearest all,

This time, bukan setakat a slow weekend, but a slow week since the last "What have you missed during the weekend?" entry. Entahlah, probably because I was a bit too busy with stuffs. Well, apa apa pon, a lot more to come, itiew satu jaminan. Bile? Berape entry per day? Itiew sudah tidak menjadik satu janji. Tapi one entry per day, itu suatu yang PASTI! Heheheeh...

Anyways, ini la some entries yang mek managed to do during weekend yang baru jer lepas nih... hehehe... Not much, but, boooooleh la!
So oklah u ols! Have a great and productive week ahead ya! Tara.... heheheh...


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Posted at 3:05:35 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Blog of the week - Faizaru

Dearest all,

It is with great pleasure that I bring you, the second blog that will be featured as "Blog of the week" here in my blog... :)



The blog, "Faizaru - Colours of my life" is all about the writers daily journal, who is currently a university student in 'The Land of the rising Sun', Japan. Join the writer going through his life as a student, abroad; how he goes about with his daily routines, studies, classes - how he misses his hometown and how he adapts himself in the Japanese culture. Sushi, Sakura Flowers, the list goes on. And its all in Faizaru's blog. Enjoy!!!

Click HERE to proceed to the "Blog of the week"!


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Posted at 2:50:09 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, July 24, 2005

SSBM - Mine... ahaks!


I bring you - Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos - dari MEK! LOL!

Dearest all,

Seperti kata Fiebs de la Rossa yang dah kena sumpahan nenek kebayan dan terus migrate jadik FISH sekarang nih (hazab laaa nak jadik duyung! FEEELING kan!?) waktu chatting dengan mek kat YM last night selepas dia selesai buat entry dujana 'alamnya itiew...



Yer - tema dan alkaedah binti kisahnya, SSBM kali nih menjadik segment makan dirik mek sendiri! LOL! Tapi mek dah siang2 cakap, SSBM mek mampu dikuarkan oleh diri mek sendiri bagi tujuan menghanjengkan diri sendiri dan also org lain. (which Ginger ala ala dinch percaya yang mek mampu wanna hanjengkan diri myself sendiri. Hehehehe. WATCH ME! - yer, akan tetapi, intipati penghanjengan mengenai diri mek sendiri, komposisinya asiklaaa kurang daripada isikandungan penghanjengan mek terhadap org2 lain... hiks!)

So, ape yang so SSBM nye statement mek sampai si Fish itiew sanggup COPY PASTE sebahagian daripada entry mek, utk dijadikkan juadah di blognya yang serba putih serba baru itiew? Nih... READ yang kat bawah nih! (Sources: COPY PASTE dari blog mek, ke blog Fish nih, now mek copy paste balik ke blog mek! Mati la kau LeeZ)

Hanjeng sangat, kan!? LOL!!! Tapi mek suke mek suke!


Sources si Fish nih, adalah dari entry mek pasal komen2 utk AF3 Concert ke 8 yang mek buat semalams sejurus selepas habisnya concert tu. Tak pulak kusangka, dia nak provoke mek buat penghanjengan diri sendiri disulami dengan penghanjengan seterusnya utk Ginger dan LeeZ? Hurmmmmm..... Tapi tak per. Mek suke! Seperti yang mek kata, bila ada sediket berani ahhh, gua buat la itiew SSBM... MATI LA AKU LEPAS NIH!

Ok ok - so here it is (sambil menarik nafas yang panjang....) Ape kah maksudnye statement mek pasal Yasmin Ahmad itiew? Cam nih citernye. Dulu2 kan org cakap, Yasmin Ahmad itiew, very der sebenarnya lelaki yang dah fully transformed jadik pompuan? Kan? Sebab tu mek cakap ala ala mek cakap Yasmin A. tu macam LeeZ, pompuan jadian yang asalnya seorang lelaki purkasa! (Haiyoh mati lah kau Fiebs de la Fishy, yang provoked aku buat entry nih!!!!). Pastu after kes semalam di concert AF3 yang ke itiew (click HERE to read the review) ala ala dia sunggoh memuji2 jamban nya si Akma, sampaikan cium2 tangan nya si Akma tu, haiyoh - ape yang cuba dia buktikan? Yer... dia cuba buktikan yang dia adalah seperti Ginger De La Loca, seorang lesbi! LOL! (mati la aku lagik!)

Tapi persoalannye sekarang, kalau benar Yasmin Ahmad tu seperti LeeZ, motifnya dia yang sudah fully transformed tu (sepertimana kudengari gossip2 semasa - kalah SheePuks ok!) tetap nak kan kepada phookey? Adekah hormon dan sifat kelakiannya TETAP ade walaupun dah berpuks? (persis LeeZ... oppss!) ATAU pun kalau betul Yasmin seors peremps BETUL, adakah dia memang BENAR seperti Ginger Delalessi? (Yer, skepulasi mengenai kelesbian Ginger dan teman sejilatannya si MTT ketika MTT menghabiskan beberapa kali hujung minggu di Gurun sudah tersebar luas - terima kasik sponsor CNN tersebut, DaihatsuMIRA... LOL!!!)

Yer, kembali pasal issue Yasmin Ahmad - you guys think la about it. For me, mek tak kisah, dia lessi ala ala persis kelesbianitanism si Ginger dengan MTT di celah2 semak belakang KFC highway Gurun tu ke, atau pung dia seperti LeeZ asalannya yang dari gibeks candiew kepada seorang wanitarimau persis Shamira ke? Ape ke? For me - mek TOTAP RESPEKSIFUL dia sebabkan kredibilitinya sebegai seorang anak Malaysia yang mampu membawa filem SEPET ke mata donia! Dia lah (si Yasmin Ahmad nih ler) yang boleh dan LAYAK menjerit - LIHAT LA DONIA!!!! Hehehehehehe.... (Pssstt... Yasmin, JAMBAN mek, cantik tak u ols!? Montoques dinch padderingrinas, kan? HAHAHAH - mati la kau Fishy!)



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Posted at 9:14:31 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Masih ade yang sayang... *sob sob!*


Giiiiittuuu katanye! Sob sob lagik? Very the dramatique kan title entry? Sunggoh very der mencemaskan. Ape kes? Siape yang masih menyayangi siape nih? Haiyoh! Suspence muspence jer lah!

Tak der lah - title tu, saje je nak kasik deep impact (kononnye la kan). Mrasalah kes entry nih sebenarnye, ala ala mek tersentuh hati mek, tatkala menerima email dari kenalan mek di Wales itiew (ala, si pemberi tagboard mek sekrang nih tu la, yang sponsorkan tb tu sebagai hadiah dihari lahirkiew dulu itiews, ingat? LOL!) So anyways, dia ade baca kes entry yang mek buat ptg tadiques tu... yang pasal "An entry for those who hates me, my life and my blog..." itiew larrr. Remember? Haiyoh! Remember or not, mek tetap akan buatkan link nih. Click HERE to read that particular entry.

Anyyyyways, so this Abang Z, yang memang very der caring der maring concern pasal adik manja dia nih, heheheeh, sudah menghantarkan mek this email... :)



Abang Z; Thank you so much for the song, the email, the comment you've placed kat dalam entry yang tadik tu. Thank you so much sebab caring sangat2 pasal me, since early this year. You dah banyak bagi nasihat, pendapat (although selalunye si adik abang keras kepala nih selalu gaduh, merajuk and stuff - but u still cared for me. Me terharu sangat...) Abang, you're the best! Thanks!!!

And mek pulak, gi la carik lirik lagunye si Mariah Carey nih... and this song is the theme song (wahh, theme song nih, bole? Hehehe) for that particular entry; and it is also dedicated especially to those lalatunzsialans yang don't have a life itiew (well, probably they do have a life - menyemak dalam blog dan hidup org! LOL! Mati la mek! Ehehehehehe)

Mariah Carey - Can't Take That Away

They can say anything they want to say
Try to bring me down
But I will not allow
Anyone to succeed
Hanging clouds over me
And they can try hard to make me feel
That I don't matter at all
But I refuse to falter
In what I believe
Or lose faith in my dreams

CHORUS:
'Cause there's a light in me
That shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me
From me

They can do anything they want to you
lf you let them in
But they won't ever win
If you cling to your pride
And just push them aside
See
I have learned there's an inner peace I own
Something in my soul
That they cannot possess
So I won't be afraid
And darkness will fade

'Cause there's a light in me
That shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me

No
They can't take this
Precious love
I'll always have inside me
Certainly the Lord will guide me
Where I need to go

They can say anything they want to say
Try to break me down
But 1 won't face the ground
I will rise steadily
Sailing out of their reach

Oh Lord
They do try hard to make me feel
That I don't matter at all
But I refuse to falter
In what I believe
Or lose faith in my dreams

'Cause there's a light in me that shines brightly
They can try
But they can't take that away from me




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Posted at 2:26:09 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, July 23, 2005

My comment pasal Concert ke-8, Akademi Fantasia 3


*Pics2 yang ada di dalam entry kali nih mek telah mengambilnye dari laman web rasmi Akademi Fantasia iaitu di http://www.astro.com.my/akademi_fantasia
**Segala komen2 yang diberi disini adalah hasil mek sendiri dan tiada sangkut paut dengan apa apa kegiatan rasmi; al kire personal comments jer lah...



Saturday, July 23rd, 2005

Who's out?

OWH MY GOD! Motif Akma yang awalnya ditangga ke tiga teratas, terus terkeluar? (Dan Keifli terselamatz lagiks!?!?!?) This is sooo like kes IDAYU di concert ke 3 dulu. Kesian sangat. Pendapat mek, memang ahhhh pengundi salah undi lagik. Tak ke kite sedari betapa peritnya si Akma tu performed malam nih? Can tell kan? I mean - penyingkiran Akma, Ramlah Ram also sebak ok! (Or maybe dia sebak sebab kerana lagu dia, Akma terkeluar? Hurmmmmmm... hehehe) Anyways, credits harus diberi pada Akma yang pada pendapat mek, dia memang salah seorang lagi pelajar (selain Amylea) yang mempunyai konsistensi dalam show...



Kalau diperhatikan lah kan, I mean, concert2 sebelum, Akma walaupun not la my fav, but I think she did a very good job. Sunggoh mek hairan, bagaimana lah org2 semua mengundi? Yang tetap diundi fav, si Mawi dan Felix yang pada pendapat mek, .... hmmm dinch la mau buat SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Brani Mampos!) - kang nanti mek kena buat memohon kemakhapfan secara terbuka; haiyoh! Penat nak kena sewa stadium pulak... how? Tapi seriously, do you guys really think Akma deserves to go out? Look at Kefli, dah berminggu nih dok bertahan lagik nih. KOKYAH power mek rase. Hmmmm sometimes I really really do wonder...

Concert concept?

Anyways, lets talk about show concept pulak. Opening very der Hindustani. Mek suke mek suke! Very kelakar, very interesting. Tapi motif dan tema Kefli dan Yazer pakai ala ala mcm sama jerk? Dah la tu, berdiri next to each other pulak? Haiyoyoh!!! Hiks!

Pengkritiks?

Kudsia's back, as pengkritik permenant? Shafinaz also dibawak balik ke AF... dan, Yasmid Ahmad. U ols, question, motif asiklah dia kasik komen membrangsangkan to student female? Dan yang penting puji jamban Akma cantik? Dan waktu Akma turun salam cium tangan dia, dia cium balik tangan Akma katanye? Haiyoh! Hari tu skepulasi mek dgr, Yasmin Ahmad ala ala seperti LeeZ... now malam nih, dia telah membuktikan, bahawa dia adalah sebenarnya seperti Ginger!*

*Kurang jelas ape maksud statement tu? Nantikan kupasannya nanti nanti (bila ada brani siket mau mampos buat statement2 itiew yer... hehehehehe)

Kritikans serta ulasan dari mek?


Marsha: Cobalah Untuk Setia- Haiyoh! I just love her dress! Black is SO meant for her! Hehehe. Kind to think of it, she's always pretty, kan? Hummmm. Anyways, mek rase, walaupun Marsha all out malam nih, but somehow or rather, mek rase the song wasn't meant for her la. Ala ala dinch sehsuwai sangat. Entahlah, I personally think dia tak shine like a star sangat2 malam nih, ala ala lite2 jer. But overall, mek enjoyed the show...


Kefli: Hati Emas- Ish! Mati lah mek! Makin aku menyampah dan naik meluat tgk dia (tak semeluat aku tgk Felix), dan semakin mek nak sangat dia keluar, makin cute comel lote la pulak si Kefli nih tau! Hanjs sangat! Terdiam sat mek tgk dia nyanyi. For the first time mek syok tgk show dia malam nih. Macam kena sangat dengan dia, but not during the time dia tarik note tinggi. Sooo very der pecah! Notice somesthings tak? Notice how dia selalu pakai blazer waktu buat show? Sat biru la, sat pink lah, sat hitam lah... haiyoyoh.... Tapi malam nih pakaian dia ala ala tak kena la pulak, don't you think so? Like lagu tu ala ala rock balada, tapi dia pakai ala ala, skema? Hmmm


Yazer: Mengapa Harus Cinta- You ols! Mek rase, ape yang Kefli pakai, Yazer yang sebenarnye patut pakai. Dan pakaian Yazer pakai (jeans terkoyak nampak lutut itiew), si Kefli yang sebenarnya patut pakai, ye ke dak? Hmmmmm. Anyways, Yazer very der nampak agak dinch sesuai bawak lagu nih. Berkali2 ku telah katakan - dia so ROCK steady!!!!!!! Hehehehe... Tapi, memandangkan dia cute, mek makhapkan kecacatan pakaian dan show dia itiew. Hiks! But mek dinch vote dia oks.. LOL!


Mawi: Pupus- Hazabbbbb costume/ pakaian dia! MOTIF nak sabo so very der direct? Siape wardrobe master itiew? Motif mek nengok Mawi ala ala nyanyikan lagu yang menggambarkan kepupusan tukang cat rumah!? Hish - mek sikit tak bekenan la Mawi dikenakan pakaian sebegitiew. Dia sooo the eloqs pakai pakaian ala ala Arab2 gittiew. Anyways, PUPUS? Lagu apo nih? So not meant for him but it was like the pengkritiks katakan, good efford. Tapi yer lah, like kak Pinat (Syafinaz) katakan, very der menjerit memekik, PERLU KE ITIEW?


Akma: Selamat Jalan Romeo- U ols! Like Aznil cakap, it should have been, 'Selamat Jalan Juliet' (Bole? Aznil cakap Selamat Jalan Julie? Julie sape? Julie Dahlan? Its Juliet lah!) Anyways. Mek tgk Akma memang all out buat show malam nih. Perit nampaknye dia nyanyi lagu nih (dan yang penting, mek brani buat SSBM, Akma nyanyikan lagu nih lebih sedap dari Ramlah Ram tadik tu... ehehehe jgn marah eeehh Abang Zairilram!) Loved her dress, suke la ala ala short2 dress depan, with tails and what not (not the shoulder not the shoulder design!) Sesuai pulak dia menari gelek lagu dangdut, tapi motif selitkan BEYONCE punye move dalam Crazy In Love itiew? Betul la kata Kudsia, nampak cam Beyonce menyanyi dangdut! LOL! Tapikan, half way during the performance, nampak la jugak si Akma nih ala ala semput. Hiks!


Amylea: Dua Insan Bercinta- What can I say, I just LOVE this girl! She is sooo hot! Sedap sangat dia nyanyi! Terus mek minat Ella, bole? LOL!!! She's so multi-talented! Betul kata Sherita, Amylea ngan Marsha patutnye masuk MI aje! I tell you, dia nih, haiiii, kalau la tak dapat ke finals, mek pengsan japs! LOL! But she's good! REALLY good!


Felix: Hukum Karma- Aznil ade cakap, Felix the ni la, Felix the tu la... ade tak brani mampos nak cakap Felix the Badut? Haiyoh! Emotionless lah muka dia tu - bagi la lagu ape pon! Even Yasmin Ahmad said so herself - muka bersahaja, so emotionless. Mek pon konfiused, don't know whether that's a erm, advantage, or something, sesuatuh yang bakal mengecewakan dia di hari lusa? But wait a minute - dia emotionless kat muka je kot, kan? I think dia sensitive gak tu... funny yes, sensitive, ok... badut... MOST DEFINITELY! Malam nih lagu tah pa per dia melalak! TOLONG la! Mek suke show dia minggu lepas, and just one show macam tonight, tarnished my hopes for voting for him. Meluat pulak dah. He better come with a better show next week... eheheh - MOTIF WIG!?!?!?!?!?!



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Posted at 11:57:50 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




An entry for those who hates me, my life and my blog...


Dearest all, friends, strangers, and not to forget, enemies and haters of my life as well as my blog, a very warm welcome! (Seee! Sebagaimana mek menyampah ngan LALATZ in my Tagboard/ blog, mek TETAP greeting welcome to u ols! Mati la kau LALAT!)


Right - this is gonna be a rather short entry (short ke? Ntah2 berjela2 panjangnye lagik entry kali nih! Muahuahuahauhau). Today, mek dapat 2 lalat msgs yang mengkondem diri mek (especially) and my blog also; left dalam my tagboard (setelah sekian lama tak diganggu!)... Was I pissed? nd to the rest of the world if I say NO la kan. Truthfully, I was a bit pissed, tapi, for about like, less than 10 secs aje kot? Lepas tu, I couldn't be bothered anymore. LOL! Like, tak kuasa lah... LOL! Banyak lagik bende nak kena pikirkan. Besides, if Ginger kan abaikan lalatz, so can I! LOL!

Need me to remind everyone that this blog is about MY LIFE - be it my past tense life (well, most of it memang dah past tense dah pon so I couldn't be bothered much) or my present, current life. This is my site, this is my world, quote another blogger's theme, (Sherits, pinjam kejaps your tema ek? Nak buat rujukan! LOL!) This is my life, 'Biarkan aku dengan duniaku'. And so please, leave me at peace. Mek dinch kacau sesiape so don't waste your time and energy kacau mek, my life (past or present tense!- Mati la kau LeeZ) and also shuuuhhh jgn kacau my blog and my tagboard plus tok sah la dok nak kacau ketenteraman awam between me and my friends, be it readers or chatters kat my tagboard.(Benci2 korang kat blog mek, masuk jugak. APE KES? Dah tak suke, tok sah masuk. Nih musti kes jelesi nih? Eehehehe. Mek pegang nasihat Dato' Kak Pah pada Amylea last two weeks, "Untuk berjaya, you have to be very strong. Be positive!" Eh? Betul ke Dato' Kak Pah kata tu? Tah pa per jer mek menambah. Ker, itiew advice dari Dato' Kak Pah mane nih? Rias Raha Salon ke? Hehehe - MATI LAH KAU CD!)

Darilah korang lelalatz nih asiklaaa rajin bebenor lawati blog dan tb mek yang tak seberapa nih, apakata u ols buat ikut instructions graphique kat atas nih! Ehehe - boleh feeling Dorothy Wizard of Oz itiew! LOL!


Lalatz, mek rase mek dah pernah buat entry sebegini rupe dolo (sooo der ver the der dejavu sangat! Hehehe) This page is meant for those yang suke2 nak baca how I lived my life before (noticed the word LIVED - past tense lagik! Mati la aku! Heheheh) and plus I do have current issues and stuffs blogged inside this site also. SO don't jump into any conclusions nows yah. LOL! Kang salah assume, naya diri sendirik! LOL! (assumption - mother to all fucks!) Plus, the TB (tagboard) is there, as as medium, a way for my readers, friends especially, to communicate with me. Nak calling2 me? Me calling2 them?? Haiyoh! Berasap lah wallet masing2 semua nak bayar bill/ top up credit phones karang. LOL! So do me and the rest of my friends and readers all a favor, wahai lelalatunz sekalian - GET A LIFE! I have one, why don't you start finding yours, ELSEWHERE? LOL!!!

Nah - sajian gambar sekadar bukan hiasan utk lelataz, yang sunggoh bersesuai tema entry kali nih... LOL! Mujur mek dinch delele lagik pics nih! LOL!...

Say what you ols wanna say, kutuk kondem whatever you want - by the end of the day, masuk telinga kanan kuar telinga kiri jer segala cacian kalian semua itiew! LOL! Sebab why? Yeah - I DON'T CARE! All I care about is my writing, in my blog, where it is part of my life - and also I care about my readers, whom most of them are my friends! Heheheh - mek suke mek suke!


If anda seorang HATER to my life, myself and my blog - heheheh - TOO BAD! Live with it!


Me personally like this sign- Mana2 lalats yang survived, akan ditembak lagi dengan senapang gajah pulak kali nih! LEEZ! Mintak pinjam abang2 AUM u ols punye senapangs sat!!! LOL!


Na na na na naaa naaa!!! *Sambil jelir lidah! UWEEEEKK to LALATZ!!! Hiks! Nah, hamiikkk! LOL!*





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Posted at 8:03:24 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Miss Universe Interview


Dearest all,

I got this forwarded story about this Miss Universe interview thingie (Wallahua'lam la kan, betul ke tidaknye interview nih - tah ke? Memain jer - jokes I guess? Muuahauhauaha). Lama dah mek dapat, but teragak2 jer nak buat entry copy paste nih. Namun, memandangkan mek went extremely busy lately, and thus mood nak membloggin' tu kureng (despite the 'Hari Giat Mara Membloggin' yesterday), mek buat jugak lah this entry; with a little bit of add-ons to it. Mek akan jadik 'MEK', the commentator gittiew. Hiks! Lets!


RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW - discussing about Male Organ in contestants respective countries (Nyeh, male organization ke, male organ as in Cik Nek!?!?! Tak per - mek take it as the later one, nah!? Mati la aku!)

Question: Miss USA, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss USA: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss USA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Mek rase Miss USA played simple (always la diaorang, kan? Hehehe) A very short and safe answer from Miss USA. Although I was expecting something somewhat more, boooming from her... :)



Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Misss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Misss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening... (Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Somehow I don't see the connection or the relevancy about Miss Spain's answer to the q. Male organ, Toro? Yer ke? Hurmmm... ala ala - cik nek=kerbau? LOL!



Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Very cheeky answer! Indeed! The best answer so far! Mek suke mek suke!!! *shedding tears kejaps!*



Question: Miss Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: With the recent execution of the two gayboys kat Iran tu, adakah Miss Saudi also menempah tempat utk digantung ala ala menghina male organs Pak Arab2 nih sebagai pencurik!?!? Mati la kau Miss Saudi!! LOL!



Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss India: Because it works day and night... (Applause! Applause! Applause!
MEK: In other words, Miss India cuba mengimplykan ciknek / male organ org2 lelaki in India nih ala ala melekit with peluhs, dan berbau? Haiyoh!!!!



Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )
MEK: Haiyoh! Mek pengsan kejap! Proton cars katanya!!! Sedeh lah! Memberi jawapan stupidos, tapi if it came from Andrea tu, mek terima aje - like, just look at her; that explains why she gave that kindda answer! LOL!!! Look tough but actually very soft katanye!!! Harus berapi jejantan di Malaysia dengan dia nih - and confirm dia jadik Andartukertuest u ols! WHY? Harus lah sebab semuanye sentap dengan dia, terus close bang Proton doors for her! LOL!!!



Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
MEK: Yang ini - mek dinch get the joke? Mrasalah sesiape sexplainkan kat mek? LOL!





Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Posted at 5:10:53 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, July 22, 2005

SALES! Preview SALES! SALES!


Yes you ols...

I hearby nak gembar gemburkan, bahawasanya... ehem ehem....



Don't miss out this great shopping sexperiences ya uols!! Melium Groups u ols! Haruslah luruh bulu2 hidung aku nak shopping kat situ.... LOL!!!!!! Tapi mek feeling2 ok shopping sitiew dulu, tapi lite2 shopperinas saje lah. Nak spend bebetul, dinch lah kat sitiew.... boleh gile ok! Ehehehe...

So sesiape interested? Go la ek - have fun! Shop till you drop!!! Ehehehe


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