^{If you have any questions or should you have any comments regarding Fashion and/ or Beauty, please email me at fashionbeauty_lea@yahoo.com. Thanks!}



Anonymous wrote to me;

"Dear Lady,

I am addicted to your blog, everytime I switch on my pc I will go to your blog first to check on any updates. Nice stories and nice piccies. Keep it up.

Well, Lady ....I need your advice. Before putting on foundation, I will make sure I get a good shave. However, traces of dark stubs can still be seen even with a think foundation. How do you hide the black trace after shaving. Thanks.

BTW, pls hide my identity and mail address.... thx"
_______________________________________________________

Dearest Anonymous... :)

Hie, first and foremost; you kenal I ke? I mean, outside thise blogworld thingie - sebab people yang kenal I biase2 jer takkan tahu nick I LADY, unless you get it after reading my blog? Hehehe - please reply to my normal email ya regarding this matter. Hiks!

Thanks for all those compliments and stuff. Glad to know I have loyal readers such as you who constantly coming back for more and more new updates. I'll be sure to keep on posting more and more entries... (ade any requests? Anonymous? OR as a matter of fact, anybody else ade requests? Heheheehe - sempat tu lari topic! Hehe)

Ok - coming back to your question tadi tu. Its good to know that erm, you get a good clean shave semue before starting to apply foundation/ make up. But even with a good clean shave, stubs or 'susuk2' kehijauan itiew memang u cannot runaway from it.

So how nak cover that one up, I need to ask you few qs...

• 1: You shave pakai shaving cream ke tidak? Coz there's a lot of bezanya when you shave with shaving cream, and when you shave without shaving cream. Shaving WITHOUT shaving cream may bring disasterous results - more luka parah dan banyak kesan2 stubs and stuff you know. Always I say ALWAYS use shaving cream.
• 2: Ok, so, lets just say you shave using shaving cream and what not, clean and clear (except for the greenish stubs - I wonder why you said black? Hurmmm) Anyways, lepas you dah clean shaven semua, you said you'll apply foundation, kan? Question - before applying foundation, DO YOU APPLY ANY CREAM OR ANYTHING? Best way for PPL LIKE US - spray water sikit, kasik muke kite lembab a bit (using moisturising cream boleh jugak tapi not advisable lah - kang oily. Tu belum pakai foundation) - ok, after spraying a lil' bit of water, then baru pakai foundation. NEXT Q: WHAT TYPE OF FOUNDATION? Liquid? Or Stick? Kalau liquid, MEMANG SUSAH u wanna cover. For US, better use stick (try and get a stick called "Krayolan" dear - its VERY good! ) - sebab if u use liqiud, susah nak cover/ tutup all those stubs and kadang kalanye lubang2 corak morak dimuka kite. So if we use stick, senang. Tenyeh jer. Heheh. And selepas dah tenyeh-cover your face with foundation (stick better, so I've meantioned. Heheh) - jgn terus sapu compact powder. Get loose powder dulu, dan sapukan kat muke. Do not tempek2kan loose powder tu guna sponge ke ape ke - use loose powder brush. THEN baru u pakai compact powder. Reason being, simple. Your face dah ade foundation. You go and sapu compact powder terus, nanti susah sebab when you sapu compact powder, normally we would use sponge yang came along with the compact powder tu, kan? So once you SAPU compact powder direct to the foundation, takut nanti it will look bertempek2. ANd once bertempek2, you tend to tambah2 lelebih sebab nak kasik nampak even. And when you sapu2kan compact powder terus, takut nanti lapisan foundation yang still lembab tu akan terikut2 arah sapuan compact powder you tu, and thats when your stubs mula nampak balik. Dah jadi like that, you have to cover up balik. And then, hancur, sebab bertompok2 nanti muka. But, if lepas u pakai foundation, you gunakan brush loose powder dan apply loose powder dulu, it will, erm, how should I say this, matikan kelembapan foundation tu? Yer la kot - THEN baru u buat finishing touch dengan your compact powder. Get it tak? Ehehe - I REALLY hope you do paham! Hiks! Mati la aku kalau dia tak paham! Eheheheheh...

I hope I dah jawab your q. But IF andaikata belum terjawab, or should you have further qs to ask, hey, feel free to holla back at my email, fashionbeauty_lea@yahoo.com, ok? Have a great weekend!!! And worry not much, enjoy more - take it easy! :) Adios!

Regards with love,
-Me-


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Ingat tak chicken ini? Heheheheeh - hari itiew kan kite buat poll nak nengok tahap ke'taste'san dia, kan? Well - tadik mek dah closed poll dia. And resultsnya, well, see for yourself lah nah... LOL!



Haiyoh! Memang dasar ramai tak taste sangat kat dia nih!!!! LOL! Tapi yang tastekan chicken nih pong leh tahan juge yer? Hehehehe. AD if you're reading this blog, you tgk lah sendirik nah. Hehehe - my blog readers/ viewers cum friends2 I dah buat undian. Heheh - ramai tak taste kat u ols! (mati la aku buat statement ini! Ehehehe) Tapi tak per, I pasti, kawan I, Zizierina De La Kexi De La See Dee tu musti taste tergedek2 kat u dan voted you tasty habis! Kan See Dee kan? LOL!!!!!

And dengan itiew, mek nak amik kesempatan ini utk mengucapkan, (tetibe off topic! Hehehe)

Have a great weekend everybody!!!

PS: I wish I could say the same thing to myself - huwaaargh!!!! NANAK SCANNERRRR!!!!!!!! Dah la Scanner dinch ade dalam bilik mek nih, LAPTOP piula buat hal!!!!! Dah hantar gi kedai, so now, HOW LAH!?!?!? There goes my weekend! LOL!....

Oklah semua... Daaaaaa


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

^{Many thanks to C|eo from mIRC Dalnet server channel #KLSex for these pics! Thanks gurl!!! I owe you one more! LOL!"}

Yeah yeah yeah - I know, I know. These pics dah ade dalam internet for quite sometimes dahs! (Note, pics2 nih ALSO ade dalam majalah2 hiburan local; hmmm, yang mek nampak tu dalam URTV ke ape tah?) Whatever it is, dalam this entry, I nak share with u ols semua what I personally think of each celeb! (mati la aku lepas nih kena saman! Hiks!)

Time after time I've said - "Isn't it AMAZING what make ups can do"; changing people from ugly to pretty, from look style 'A' to stylo 'B'; from lelaki to a woman (opppssss!!!!!) - and in this case, well, sudah tidak dapat nak dielakkan the fact that make ups yang telah berjaya menampal serta menyembunyikan their real, true faces.... sedeh...

Well, she doesn't look SOOOO BAD without make up, kan? Just a bit pale dan above all, mek rase, Christina just looked 'simple' without make up. Ala ala macam 'just another next door girl' jer dia nih. Well, truly, memang lah she looked awesome with make ups on and stuff- tapi, even without make up, I'd say dia punye looks tu very, erm, acceptable la kot. Hiks! :)

Pamela Anderson katanye! Siape cakap with make up pong dia lawa? Harapkan boobies jer nih, rupo, ado? Nan Ado! Am not surprised to tgk muka dia sekertu like this. Hazab lah. She looked totally, completely different! Yang penting, when she has her make ups on pong, mek dinch suke her kening and her lips - over lah! And looking at the way she is without her make up, I wonder kalu dia kuar umah selalu, cam mana la ek? Ntah2 she couldn't bother sebab why, maybe org tak perasan pong its her sebab as you can see, she looked seriously, berbeza sangat2, kan?

Haiyoh! This CLUELESS and Batgirl STAR nih - hazab la kalu tak make up. I remembered lepas the movie CLUELESS, she got sooo fat! But hey we're not talking about her body size sekarang. We're talking about 'woohoo' she's definitely a bomb when with make ups on; without? Haiyoh! Tanpa shading cheek, dagu, and stuff, tembam yaamatz muka dia. Ke, memang dia tembam? Hurmmmmmm. She too looked like one of those normal teenage girl except she's missing out the point that, LIKE HELLO!? You're a CELEB!?!?!?!?!?

Mek memang sukakan Cameron; and lepas tgk muka dia without make up, like, mek, TETAP suka kat dia walaupun muka dia hazab and all those frackles bintek bintek itiew like so mek menyampah nengok. Dagu dia, dia buat suntikan kebahagiaan ke? Kenapasal senget je? Anyways, without make up, she looks like, erm... like.. erm, Cameron Diaz without make up lor! LOL! With make up, haiyoh! Supermodel habis!

Haiyoh! Siapakah ini!? Mek dinch hui. Siaps ek? Yang penting - time bermake up, PERGH! Macam super2models giitu; tanpa make up, HAIYOH! Very der mak mak orangs! I think my mom tanpa make up pong melerts lagi. Yang ini very der serabut serabai and God! Look at what make up mampu buat kat muka 'oh so motherly' nya itiew?

Haiyoh! NENEK KATANYA! Kertues pic dalam group nih! Dia dah memang pangkat nenek dah pong, kan? But tgk la dia if she puts on make up, haiyoh!!!! MELERTS! I've always loved Goldielocks (EH? - silaps! Goldie Hawn) nih, especially dalam citer First Wives Club. And from this pic, yang tunjukkan the ORIGINAL pic of her face tu, mek sometimes wondered, MOTIF KURT RUSSELS dinch carik yang lain? Haiyoyoh!!!! Hazabs!

Nahhhhhhhhh!!! Nih dia Pop Princess of the WUURRRLLD!!!! Hazabiahtun Yaamatz!!!! With make up, melerts sangat. Without? Haiyoyo! Mek rase kalau mek dinch draggon tapi dinch make up pong, could pass the test lagik. Ini? Dah la she looked slightly fat, muka dia, kempleksinya dong! HAIYOYOH!! Hazab! Berapa tan lah make up dia kena pakai ek?

Nih pong sorang lagik pangkat kertues. Tapi seriously, walaupun mek tak worship dia sangat (its a fact that every gays and lesbians and PLU's and whatnot semua musti memuja teruja dia, kan? Well - I don't. I just suka one or two or three or more of her songs jer. Dia sendiri, mek dinch suks) So anyways, walaupun mek tak sanjung dan suka kat Madonn nih, namun, I still have to compliment her; even without make up, she looked 'OK' to me, walaupun berstatus matus kertu? Syabbas! Mek suke tgk muka2 simple light2 cam nih jer, macam, so, orang2 biasa je. Walaupun mata sembam dan muka pucat sikit, still, isn't that what makes people look normal? KAN?

Kesimpulan cerits entry for today nih, is this... MAKE UPS can do wonders!!!! Just like I said in the begining. Nak cover palam muka yang penuh dengan jerawatz serta lobang2 kesan Jepon tembak (lubang2 kesan jerawat ke ape ke laaaa) - make up boleh buat. Nak kasik muka nampak fresh tannak nampak pucat, make up also can do! Nak kasik muka dari kertu nampak muda? Haiyoyo - make up can settlekan problem itiew. Nak kasik muka tembam nampak slim mlim, HAIYOO!!! Teknikque shading ade u ols! Make up jugak tu! Pendek kata - apa apa yang regarding muka tu, nak itu ini, most of it, make up can help (although kalau muka anda parah sesangat akibat accidents ke or sememangnya dah parahzabs muka tu, maaf lah, maybe make up tak mampu nak menolong - tapi, erm, PLASTIC SURGERY MIGHT JUST DO THE TRICK!? LOL!).

Dan mek bet, ramai nak tgk 'sorang' tu; with make up, and without make up, kan? (siape ek? Hmmmmm) Well - cam ne nak cakap ek? For those yang kenal orang itiew in the outside world, ade lah advantagenye utk diaorang sebab they get to see orang itiew out of drag and thus out of make up. Those yang still kenal2 dalam blog jer, haiyoyoh. Tunggu la nanti when dah kenal outside the blog also sebab for orang itiew to reveal mukanye yang sebenar2nya without make up tu, haiyoh! Risiko tinggis lah u ols!!! Bukan risiko saham jatuhs lah! Risiko di cekup ler, tak kire la dicekup cepuk oleh pihak2 memana ke, or family ke, OPPSS! Yang penting - make up MAMPU ubah muka orang tu dari A ke B - hikhikhik, ramai yang kureng percaya, mek tau!!!! Tapi those yang dah lama kenal, ehehe - diaorang percaya la kot sebab yer lah, dah tgk live, kan? Hiks! Need I say more?



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

From the last episode... Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Sabar lah Lea, hang getek sangat nak bertanding dengan transsexuals yang wayyyy out of you league nih, so, terima jer lah! - Thats what I said to myself lah kan... (to be continued in Episode 16: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 2!!! - NANTIKAN (Tak lama lah!!! Esok up lah kot Bahagian 2 tu! LOL!)

Episode 16: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 2 (HAIYOH! MEK RASE BAHAGIA 2 NIH PANJANG SANGAT SUNDELL!! MATI LA AKU!)

Bilik changing room utk para contestants makin penuh - bukan sekadar penuh dengan para peserta with their respective make up artists, penuh jugak dengan 'Kak Nam's (bz badans), propah sana propah sini, gossip sana sinik, haiyoh! MEK CEMAS! Setiap kali mek cemas, setiap kali itu lah mek akan pastikan Kak Veen touch upkan muka mek! VW was already outside, dengan ade lah sorang dua tiga kengkawanz kami yang hadir.

Event was about to start - my kaki was killing me!!! Haidee buatkan those heels 4 1/2" rasenye (or was it 4"... hmmm) Apa apa pon, mek dah mola rase sakit kaki. Benci la when I have those type of feelings. Macam, ade jer something mek rase tak kena. Namun begitu, heads up and think positive someone pesan kat mek - so mek pulak salah tekel nasihat tu, BERTAMBAH OVER CONFIDENT nak menang! My bad, my mistake.

Keliling mek usya, mek tgk - Hurm... lawa2 la semuanya. Namun, tak der lah yang va va voom famous gedebas gedebus yang masuk bertanding. Semuanya lawa2 pon, namun, mek dinch pernah tgk before2 this. Ade lah sorang dua yang mek kenal sebabkan shows ke or pernah competed dalam contests2 lain, pon begitu, disebabkan mek tak nampak any drags yang famous2 yang va va vooom yaamatz melerts, mek set up LAGI high hopes nak menang dan mek overdose yakin mek mampu dos top 10 dan top 5 pada malam tu. (Yer memang diakui, mek memang dah makin confidensi sebab nama nama seperti Sherryn, Shasha Penang, Pasha - diaorang tak der. So since I won 1st runner-up Miss Universe Diva 2003 dulu tu, mek pasti mek ade tempat top 5) Entah la kenape weird sangat expektasion mek malam tu. Adakah sebab mek rase tak der saingan? Ade ke mek over dos confident? Tah lah - it was just, pelik la malam Miss World tu.

Seawal2 contest nak bermula tu, dah nampak dah organizer sebok kehulu kehilir, nak memastikan pertandingan berjalan lancar. The event, hosted by Azwan Ali (over yaamatz!!!!!!) dan judgesnye ade dari Indonesia, ade Datin 2 orang, ade Fendi X-Factor (haiyoh mek cair sundel tgk dia senyum kat mek! Feeeling lagi tu! But it was true lah!) and on top of everything, the organizer (Mak Ita tu lah) sebok ajer kesana kemari, more particularly selalu nampak bersama2 dimeja2 juri... HMMMMMM... sesuatuh sangat, kans?

So anyways, event started off with the national costume. Owh, did I tell you mek contestant number 2, after Turkey. Malam tu national costume mek tgk semuanye meriah2, namun, yang berkonsepkan all whiterinas, hanye me, Miss Dominican and also Miss Greece (Emma Hatta itiew) dan Miss Mexico (sapa tah - tapi lawo!!! Macam Zakiah Anas pong ade). So dari situ mek bajet2 leh lah dapat perhatian judges. After Turkey buat opening dengan dia punye intro, si Azwan tu announce mek, Miss Dominican Republic utk tampil kedepan dan kasik into line...

Azwan: Next, we take a look, at our second contestant, Miss World 2004!!!!

Nyeh! Haprak la dia tu (sorry la Azwan, kalu kalu ko baca blog nih, or kalu ade penyampai nak sampaikan kat u ols, mek dinch kisah, sebab memang betul pon! Tah pa per la ko sebut) Dia bukannye welcomekan mek as Miss Dom. Rep. Instead, dia welcomed Miss World 2004, betul tak mek cakap? Text dia tu mek dinch propah sebab ade bukti, VCD MEK! LOL!!!!

Me: (Mek started cakap tah hape2 tah bahasa Spanish? Latin? Tah pa per mek dapat tah - memang CONFIRM mek bedal jer sebab mek amik dari lirik Michico Latino! LOL!!!!! - Then mek sambung dengan English version piula) Good evening Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Lea Laurielle De La Vega (kononnye since I represented Dominican Republic, mek selit2 kan la sediks nama the reigning Miss Universe 2003 yang bebetul dari Dominican Republic itiew, Amelia Vega itiew - kot2 lah dapat restiew.. hehehe), and tonight I'm proud to represent my beautiful country, and the gateway to South America, Dominican Republic! (NYEH! MEK LAGIK KUAT KELENTONG! Dom. Rep. tu gateway to South America ke? Bukan ke Venezuela? LOL! Tapi ayat yang sama mek guna waktu mek represent Mexico, Colombia dan mek turunkan pada anak ayam mek Sharlene waktu dia menang Miss Universe 2004, and dia wakil Venezuela. Haiyoh! Kexiatuns lah!)

So lepas intro round - semua all 25 contestants dah habis buat introduction negara masing, tibalah results utk Best National Costume 1st, 2nd and 3rd placing. Tapi sebelum they announced ketiga2 pemenang tu, mek dah bukak tirai pemenang subsidiary titles, by winning Best Presentation on Stage during The National Costume round! Dah, satu dah mek menang! Dan pembukaan pulak tu! Haiyoh! Mek lagik kuat feeling yang that night would be MY NIGHT! Lepas tu they announced 2nd Runner up, Miss Thailand, 1st Runner up Miss Egypt and winner for Best National Costume, Miss Kenya (very the Kak Noraniza Idris stylo dia - bak kata Azwan, NANGIS KAK ANI TGK!!!)

Lepas tu, terus ke Evening wear round. Tapi waktu dok salin2 1/2 jam tu, ade la shows lah, cabutan bertuah lah, itu ini. Tapi believe me, 1/2 jam tu rase cam tak cukup jer. Kak Vee tukar kaler lipsepetik lah, betulkan sanggul mek la, then sebok pakaikan dresslah (yer, time nih la Kak Vee, Abang Haidee dan VW sebok pakaikan corset mek - TIGA ORANG PAKAIKAN CORSET! Haiyoh! Bentat kah mek!?!?!?!) Pastu pakai heels semua dah - then tibalah time naik pentas. SENTAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why? I tot tak ramai pilih pakai merah/ pink! HA! Amik ko Lea! First group naik stage, 5 orang contestants, 3 orang pakai MERAH! Dah la tu, the first 3 contestants pulak tu, Turkey, Dom. Rep. dan Canada - ketiga2, side by side, semua pakai RED! Haiyoh!!!!! PERLU KE!?!?!? Namun mek tetap gagahi jua - feeling ok pakai dress tu. Tapi ade suara2 sumbang (dan orang tu pong rajin chat kat TB si CD dan Ginger... opppss! Siape ek?) Dia sound "APE LOREAL NIH!? EVENING DRESS DIA NIH TAK KENA KONSEP LAH! NIH MISS LAH BUKAN SUPERMODEL!!!" Nahhh! Bekas pemenang Miss Universe, Miss World dan Supermodel pondan bertetek dah sound gittu. Mek terus SEDIKITS kiciwa! Mek ingatkan dengan tampil dengan gaya LAIN sikit, mek akan diiktiraf? Rupernye, akak kite tu, sudah KRITIK mek gittu. Mek terus awan yang terpulai!

Lepas dah selesai round evening dress, ade show lagik (HAIYOH! MOTIF SHOW BANYAK GILE!?!?!) - and then naik balik pentas, diaorang nak kasik another 5 subsidiary titles.

• Best Make Up - Miss Israel
• Best Smile - Miss Greece
• Miss Hot Favourite - Miss Malaysia
• Best Evening dress - Miss Dominican Republic
• Best Hairdo - Miss Venezuela

Check it out! Out of 5 sub awards tu, 3 awards, dapat kat transgenders yang bertanding, me, Dom. Rep; Emm, Greece and Ayang; Venezuela. Mesti berapi sesetengah pehak! Memang mek tahu ade yang berapi sebab AGAIN ade suara2 sumbang yang cakap, "HAIYOH! PERLU KE ketiga2 gayboy tu dapat subsidiary titles?????" Ala nyeh - nak buat cam no, REZEKI? Ehehehehe. Yang mek tau, MEK DAH CEKUP 2 sub awards! Mek pasti kejayaan dalam tangan mek dah! LOL!

And then, it was time to announce top 10 - na ah! Dinch top 10! It was top 12!!!!! Haiyoh! Mek feeling macam AF pulak (not at that time lah, I mean now, as am writing this! LOL!) So Azwan said the names were in no merit order;

• Miss Canada
• Miss Israel
• Miss Venezuela
• Miss Philipines
• Miss Greece
• Miss Kenya
• Miss USA
• Miss Indonesia
• Miss Mexico
• Miss Thailand
• Miss Malaysia
• Miss Dominican Republic

Check this out pulak peeps:
1st-ly - Ketiga2 gayboys transgenders yang masuk bertanding malam itiew - tiga2 dapat masuk top 12! (That's a good sign!)
2nd-ly - MOTIF mek last they announced masuk top 12? Haiyoh - banyak2 contest, selalu mek diaorang announce last (Mentaliti mek time tu - haiyoh! Mesti mek amongst top scorer dah malam itiew, kire like, saving the best for last la gittiew. Choys! Mati lah aku! And then perasaan mek, time2 diaorag announced semifinalist number 8 ke , 9 ke, like, HAIYOH!!!! MANA NAMA MEK NIH!? Tak dapat ke!?!?!? BUT I'VE WON 2 SUBAWARDS ALREADY!!!!!! But aha, itu la mek salah! Tak semestinya kalau dapat bolot SEMUA sub awards, mek CONFIRMASI masuk top 12 - tgk la Egypt? Dia kan dpt 1st Runner-up Best National Costume. And did that one helped her masuk semifinals? Nope... So itu memang mek akui persepsi mek memang salah confirm tak betul!!!!!)

So anyways, tiba lah time IQ session. Mek salute satu jer dengan Miss World tahun tu. Mak Ita dan her organizing team dah siap dah, 25 soalan utk 25 negara (each country, 1 q) and once sampai ke session IQ nih, all Azwan perlu buat was, tgk dalam senarai list itiew, country mana yang masuk top 12 tu, dah - soalan tersedia. Bagus la cam tu. And trust me, soalan2 dia, mek ingatkan soalan2 general "What is Love" atau "What is Beauty" kindda thingie - BUZZZ!! WRONG! Soalan2 yang disediakan, wallaiiauu!!!! Susah jugak - and ia berkaitan dengan negara masing2! MUJUR si VW dah suruh mek baca semua pasal Dominican Republic tu. Masalahnye sekarang, mampu ke mek ingat balik apa yang mek dah baca? Hentam aje la labu.

Sebelum turn mek, macam2 mek dgr jawapan2 dari other contestants. Ade yang gave out brilliant answers (namun si Azwan dah hanjengkan balik jawapan contestant itiew - CONTOH - Emma Hatta, Greece. Her answer was brilliant, full with poise and confident, and all Azwan needed to do was, kasik one simple one last remark lepas Emma answered her Q, and terus, harapan Emma nak ke top 5 - HANCUS! Sebab why? Emma terkedu dinch boleh jawab when Azwan asked, SIAPEKAH MENTERI SUKAN NEGARA ANDA? Hanjeng tak! Kesian pulak si Emma tu aku tgk) - TAK KURANG JUGAK contestants2 yang kasik jawapan2 hazabz (tak perlu Azwan carutzkan). Dan as for me, mek dah geared up to give the best dan be prepared kalau Azwan plans to hanjengkan mek! (note Azwan kenai la jugak mek - we've talked once or twice kat Bleu Bar sebelum tu so dia memang kenai mek atas stage malam tu - siap senyum sinis nih. CHIS!) SO then, tiba la masa mek nak jawab soalan - HAIYOH!!!! APA LAA SOALANNYE?

Azwan: Shall you welcome yourself to the guests...
Me: Good evening Malaysia and erm, welcome down to Miss World 2004. My name is Lea Laurielle De La.... Vega (sebelum mek said Vega tu, mek ter PAUSED sekejap - HAMPIR2 mek nak sebut Lea Laurielle De La Fuentes sebab Waktu mek wakil Colombia ngan Mexico dulu mek guna nama tu... phewww! Mujur lagi!)
Azwan: Is this your first time to Malaysia?
Me: Yes it is (Oh yeah, please lah! Minus the 24 years mek dah hidup di Malaysia tu yer, Thank You Very Much! PROPAH!!! LOL!)
Azwan: Do you like Malaysia? (Haiyoh! MOTIF!!!!!)
Me: Yeah, I'm enjoying my stay- enjoying every bit of the moment.
Azwan: Are you ready for your question? Would you like it to be in Bahasa or English?
Me: Erm... I would prefer it to be in English
Azwan: Wooo English... TEPUK!!!!! First contestant nak soalan in English. Mana soalannya nih? TAPI SOALANNYE TAK DER DALAM BAHASA INGGERIS????

Waktu tu crowd dah jerits2 sorak dan suruh Azwan translate and what not dan mek tgk gaya dia nak caras muka aku - so baik2 mek caras dia dulu...

Me: Owh nevermind. You can just ask me in Malay and I'll answer in English....

Crowd terus sorak - mek makin confident! MATI LA AKU! Sambil tertawa kecil, Azwan sambung...

Azwan: Bukan senang nih soalan nih nak translate ni... ape soalannya nih. Haaa, aktiviti pengganas, ha, this extreme activities, ha,... bukan saja berlaku di negara anda bahkan it happens all around the world. Bagaimanakah, kerajaan anda, mengatasi masalah tersebut...
Me: Right.. erm. I believe that this type of problem, can occur in any part of the world, because, it's part of the human nature, it's part of the human being. Whatever the goverment may do, they may suggest to do this and that, but it's up to them, I mean, to the person. I mean, you can't stop people from being a terrorist becoz they feel they wanna be a terrorist; you can't stop people from raping because they wanna be a raper; the thing is, one has to actually realize from inside, to actually realize that, erm, all these acts, all these terrorists acts can be stopped from within. So there's nothing a government can do, unless one human, realize this himself. Thank you ladies and gentlemen...

YARABI!!! APA LA AKU MEREPEK TU!?!?! MEK CUAK MEK PANIK DAN YER! MEK MENGGELABAH TETIBE! Segala confidensi levels mek dah merudum jatuh ke lantai dah time tu! Walaupun diiringi sorakkan (I wonder audience malam tu paham dak apa aku merepekkan malam itiew - tahlah), namun mek tetap rase "OWH GOD! I'VE SCREWED THIS ONE UP - AGAIN! DANG!"

Habis selesai top 12 IQ round - another 5 subsidiary titles diaorang kasik malam tu. And surprise surprise, Emma Hatta dan mek cekup semua habis...

• Miss Elegant - Miss Greece
• Miss Frienship - Miss Greece
• Miss Personality - Miss Dominican Republic
• Miss Intelligent - Miss Dominican Republic
• Miss Charming - Miss Dominican Republic

I remembered I gave Emma that smile and winked at her, "You'll be in top 5 Emma!" gittu la kirenye. Tapi, ADO!? NAN ADO! Dari situ mek dah bau2 sesuatuh - haiyoh!!!!! Mek takut lah pulak! Sebab after semua tu dah habis, when Azwan announced top 5, Emma wasn't in there. Instead, ade contestants yang pada mata mek, LANGSUNG TAK LAYAK to be in top 5, tetiber got into the list. Macam, SESUATUH sngt! Dah la nan ado sub awards (sebab the rest top 5 tu, semua dah ade subsidiary titles - so, leh la excused. Tapi yang sorang nih, HAIYOH!!!!!!!!!)



The evening's top 5 were:

• Miss Thailand (memangggg sangat2 layak! Mek tgk dia la paling meletop malam tu!)
• Miss USA (huh??? MOTIF!?!??!)
• Miss Dominican Republic (Ehem ehem! Owh please, mek dah suspect expect dapat top 5! HAIYOH KEJI LAH STATEMENT BONGKAK! hehehe)
• Miss Kenya (nih sorang lagi - sesuatuh sangat! Crowds' fav actually! Dan mek pon suke dia punye IQ - melerts!)
• Miss Malaysia (advantage sebab sokongan dan yeah, she memang lawo pon)

Kesian I was to Emma (who cried a bit back stage) but that's ok girl - better luck next time! Ayang was happy I made it into top 5. At least, ade gak wakil sorang transgender masuk ke top 5! So then, that's it! TOP 5 IQ session. Ini sesuatuh yang sampai ke sekarang mek tak puas hati! Each finalists akan dapat the same q. And once the first finalist gi jawab q, the remaining 4 akan pakai headset. (ala ala cam tannak kasik dengar la gittu) TAPI SESUATUH SANGAT! Si Miss USA tu, bila Azwan tanye "Eh Sabariah, ko dgr tak apa aku cakap nih?" Boleh tak si USA tu gi GELENG KEPALA!!!! APA TANDANYE TU!!?!? Dia boleh dengar lah!!! Why am I pissed!? Pissed lah sebabnye, mek was called into top 5, as finalist number 3. ALIH2 I HAD TO GO FIRST! Mek baru planning nak buat cara USA tu buat - leh curik2 dengar soalan. So I guess kata2 orang2 tua tu applies to all "Tu la, plan sangat nak buat jahat - kan dah kena kat diri sendiri!" And so mek terpaksa akur and jawab soalan itiew dulu.... :(

Question: Anda diberi masa 3 minit, you are live on Astro; to say whatever you wanna say, as the most popular tv personality! You are live, now! In 3 minutes! What would be you msg to thousands and millions of viewers.

• My answer: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome down to Miss World pageant 2004. Tonight I just would like to emphasis on who I really am, which is - I am cheeky, but honest. I am, temperamental, but forgiving. And most of, I'm ugly, but adorable! THANK YOU! (THANKS TO VW! That was a practiced Q waktu mek spent some time dengan VW reheasing Q and A session!!! Seronok gile bile dapat soalan tu and I get to answer cam tu! Terus mek confidensi melambung2 melampau2 utk menang - tetambah pulak, lepas dgr the rest of the answers from the other 4 finalists)


• Miss Thailand: (she said something about she's proud to represent her country in that pageant and she wants the world to know that drag queens, trannies and stuff - semuanye mampu membuat aktiviti sihat - tak semestinya sex jer... cam tu la lebey kurang - a good and safe answer I'd say! Memang superb sangat jawapan dia diblendkan dengan rupenye...)


• Miss Malaysia: Ermm.. Sayangi lah anak2 anda, sayangi lah keluarga anda, kerana, erm, begitu banyak sekali ya, sekarang ini, terdapat, kes penderaan kanak2 (MOTIF!?!?!?!!??!)


• Miss Kenya: I would like to stress out that there should be no more war; becoz of war, the children in the world are suffering, World Peace!!! (typical Miss World answer which I think was THE BEST answer!!!! GO KENYA! mek memang tak leh nak nafi kalau kalah dengan Kenya atau Thailand - BUT OBVIOUSLYLY NOT USA!!!!)


• Miss USA: Baiklah - semenjak kebelakangan ini, kes rogol makin menjadi2 di negara kita. Kita harus mengambil langkah dan (BLA BLA BLA ape tah - and she ended with) ingat - didikan ugama (SHE SAID UGAMA and not AGAMA! HAIYOH! From US!?) itu amatlah penting, dan satu lagik! Hantar lah anak2 anda ke sekolah2 mempertahankan diri - itu amat penting (despite a silly and stupid answer, I'd say she was TOO CASUAL during the last q/a and she was like, HELLO!?!?!? BLONDE BIMBO!?!?!?!? Except that she had black hair and not blonde la kan! DANG!!!!)

Owh this is getting TOO long - lets cut to the bottom line here. Thailand got 5th (sedeh kan? Mek so terkejut! Dan mek dah boleh agak dah sesuatuh tak sesssuuwaaaaiii akan berlaku), Malaysia got 4th place (pun mek tak sangka! With that answer, she should have got.. ermm.. yeah, got 4th place, and 5th patutnye USA!), 2nd Runner-up jatuh kepada KENYA (NYEH!!! MEK DAH TAHU SIAPA YANG NAK MENANG! DAN MEK TAK PUAS HATI!!!!) - and then me stepped ke depan dengan si USA genit tu! And bla bla bla (mek dah started tunjuk signs yang mek takkan menang to those yang cheering Dominican Republic patut menang) - and then BOOM! THE RESULT CAME OUT!



"First Runner-up, is Miss Dom. Rep. and the new Miss World 2004 is Miss USA!!!!!" Mek hampir2 pengsan (NOT DQ YER!!!!) tapi mek tahan, dan mek tahan jugak air mata itiew. Ramai kedengaran suara ketidakpuasan hati dari audience tu u ols! Tak percaya, VCD tu adalah bukti. VCDs tak propah la u ols! LOL! Apa apa pon, SO MUCH for maintaining victory, dua kali berturut2 kan? I guess malam tu I just had to akur dengan getting 1st runner-up, AGAIN (yerrr lah! Akur lah sangat! Dalam bilik ghengah nih nangis bagai nak rak. And surprisingly, Kak Vee pon nangis jugak - maybe dia sedeh tgk mek sedeh. Ke dia sedeh, penat2 dia make up, mek tak menang? Rugi jer make up! LOL! Tak lah! Mek rase Kak Vee tu pon turut terasa sedeh kot dan plus, she memang mudah tersentuh...) Dan yang penting, Abang Haidee and his wife masa masuk bilik mek turut menyatakan rasa ketidakpuasan hati mereka (sambil packing dress national costume mek dan my evening dress. Hehehehehe). Tapi, I won best evening dress what? Ehehehe - balik modal la kirenye - so mek ikut jer agreement mek ngan abang Haidee. Hadiah best evening dress dan best presentation on stage tu, mek split 50-50. Hadiah duit 1st runner-up pong mek split 50-50 (which memula mek tak tahu pun duit 1st runner-up tu pon mek kena split tapi dia ade cakap, apa apa yang mek menang malam tu, split. And its only fair lah kot sebab dia buat baju tu, tak der bayaran pa per. Tapi, dia cakap sponsor? Hmmm - pelikk pelik. Apa apa jer lah - mek tarkik!) So there you go; from a Walk To Remember as Miss Malaysia, to a road of yet another Failure! Mek sentap, tapi sehari dua jer. Lepas tu, ok dah ler. Ehehehehhe...

Next up: Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Yo yo jer... hiks! Ini lah dia the new and improved (new and improved lagggik katanya) carta Exco Blog Nurlea Laurielle - Stories of my life; I write, you read... Hikhik! Yang penting, kalau yang ini new and improved, habis yang the previous2 "original chart" dengan that "chart 2" tu apo? OLD and INFERIOR!?! Mati la aku!

Ramai ingatkan bende yang mek reka2kan nih tak der paedahnye; actually, ade la paedahnya u ols. Noticed how yang dok dalam chart tu semuanya yang rajin chat kat TB mek and thus menjadik pengunjung tetap serta merupakan dah jadik kawan dah dari TB nih, kan? Hari tu dah buat small gath - which was attended by KW and VW plus 2 new members yang mek dah serapkan masuk exco.

And setiap exco ade lah department2 masing2. Bukan ape, kite nih berkawan, bukannye sehari dua. Kalau boleh, berpanjangan. Dan we never know kedepan2 nih kot2 ade kite nak buat program 'Bercuti2 Bersama Lea and her TB friends ke PD' - ha, di sini lah boleh kite agih2kan tugas. Like sape nak simpan/ pegang duit (department Chetti), sape yang nak incharge penginapan, makan, so and so forth. I know it sounds silly tapi nanti kedepan2 nih, akan memudahkan keje kite, tui dak? I mean, yer lah - it started out as for fun reka2 carta organisasi blog ni, tapi bile lepas2 nih ade lagi bende2 yang requires us to work and so as a team, senang la citer sebab dah tahu tugas masing2. PR punya department maybe boleh calling2 setiap members TB/ chatters nih ke, and then nanti ade department yang incharge pasal activities ke ape ke, kan? HAIYOH! Ape mek membebel nih!?

LETS tgk siape yang baru diserap masuk itiew! LOL!!!!

• FA a.k.a. BH: Dia telah diterapkan masuk ke jabatan Penasihat; sebabnye; erm, sebab dia erm, banyak buat mek pikir, dan bile mek banyak pikir, dan tak dapat nak pikir sepikir2 selebih2nya, mek akan suruh dia pulak pikirkan. So it makes him sesuai jatuh ke kelompok ahli pikir blog nih. Senang citer! LOL!


• csi_X: Berdasarkan kepakaran dia dalam donia IT yang tidak dapat dipersoalkan lagi, mek dengan ini menjatuhkan dia masuk ke dalam department IT bersama2 KW yang cekap dan pantas bila masa mek perlukan bantuan IT dan track IP itiew - serta bersama MyOrange yang walaupun sebok dengan pembikinan website dan banner, tetap ade time organize Beauty Pageant katanye itiew! LOL!


• Azeem: Selepas mek jumpe dia face to face, dia sangat sehsuwai dan sangat memponyai ciri2 yang lengkap utk membantu Neo di dapur dan memastikan urusan2 makan dan minum kite semua terjamin. And besides, Azeem memang suke bab bab buat air nih kan??? U ols! Mek pasti u ols suke sebab I can see the voMan in you!? HAIYOH!!! MATI LA AKU BUAT HAL LAGI LEPAS NIH!!!!


• Adam: Ahah! This hunky in black nih yang menjadi gilaan sorang dua tiga chatters/ ahli exco dalam blog organisasi ini, telah mek seritauhusumbatkan kedalam department kewangan ala ala Chetti - only he's fair and not dark, EH? Sebab mek masukkan dia dalam department itiew - senang, DIA KAN keje dengan institusi kewangan. So bab bab duit nih dia suka. Siapa nak buat loan dan pasal credit card, hubungi dia di talian 1-300-GI-TANYA-DIA-SENDIRI! LOL! And dia sendiri ngaku - dia suke dapat masuk department itiew. Heheheh - NOTE: Department Kewangan ini BARU di tubuhkan. Hehehehe


• Carlos Iskandar aka CI: Dia yang merupakan Guest Writer utk blog mek nih, mek boh dia dalam department baru. Nenanti kalau ade lagik new guest writers, semua akan pi dok dalam department dia - Department Guest Writer; hmmm - how straight forward can that get? LOL!


• Eureka: Haaaaa - department si Eureka nih (which is also BARU) very der sesuatuh. Menurut maklumat dari sumber2 (pssst! Eureka, si Azeem yang kasik tahu mek, tau!), si Eureka nih (yang jugak perems oris) dah tamat dan khatam blog mek dan cuba lah tanya dia, apa apa jer dalam mana2 entry, ade je dia tau, which episode, part mana, entry title ape; semua dia tahu! - mek sangat terpegunkejuts dengan pencapaiannya. So kalau ade function pa per, activiti soal2 pasal blog, kite leh serahkan kat Eureka, dia dah tau every bit and every inch of the blog - so tak leh nak kona ke mana2 dah. Kan bagus kan kan kan? Hiks!

Tu jer la kot - for now! Hehehe (mati la kau KW kalau ade lagi perubahan lepas2 nih! Ehehehe) Owh, and erm, in case u ols tanye mana hilangnya sorang exco dalam Department IT, Encik Tukang Taip itiew, erm, lets just say, ade lah some perkara2 yang tak dapat mek dan TT nak elakkan. Jadi TT meminta diri utk keluar dari carta nih dan mek juga dengan rela hati (walaupun berat namun rela yer) lepaskan dia pergi. Tak perlu la tanye why when what questions semua tu kat mek. Tapi kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut, erm... tok sah lah ek? Dah dia tak der tu, tak der la. Tak yah nak 'Kak Nam' pulak (And TAK GUNA tanya ahli exco yang lenglain dalam department tu pon, diaorang pong tak tau. Eehehe) Namun, disini, mesti saya mengambil kesempatan ini utk mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih kepada TT yang banyak jugak tolong dalam blog mek, pasal HTMLs la, pasal TB la itu ini. Jasa miew dikenang (haiyoh! asal formal sangat nih!? Ish sih ish) Dah lah...

The end... heheheh


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Dearest all, (Yaaawwwwnnnn - haiyoh! Motif gagah berani menentang arus mata mengantuk sesudah Subuh, semata2 utk entry nih!? Kalau tak dapat sambutan - mek nak DQ sambung tidur balik!)

And here we are, the final part - Part 4; (click HERE to view Part 1) (click HERE to view Part 2) (click HERE to view Part 3)

And in this last part of the entry pasal pic2 sekitar seround sewaktu di MRSM Balik Pulau tu, mek nak concentrate kat pics yang mek sendirik pening kepala pikirkan - "HOW ON EARTH DID THESE PICS BERADA DALAM SIMPANAN MEK!?!?!?!?!" Hmmm - nanti mek citerkan why mek hairan binti ajaib about all this... (Yaaawwning again!!!! - bukan boring, sleepy lah! HELLO!?!?! Look what time it is!?! 7am! Memang time2 mek kuat bangat buat taik mata lepas Subuh! Duh!?!?!)

Like HELLO!?!?!? Bile masa mek naik ke dorm boys (my batch) nih!?!?!? Nampak cam dorm atas je tu? (tah ape tah nama dia mek dah lupe dah nama dorm tu)- Like hello? I never went up there and certainly didn't snap this pic! Boys half naked (opppss) - dinch ah! Mek tetap terpinga2, how lah this pic ade dalam posesi mek? Hmmmmm. Tapi pic nih memang sesuatuh, bebudak nih very der semuanya (most of them) dos tayang those undefined bodies tu (brangan la tu - dulu tak la mek taste, tak tau la pulak sekarang lagu mana? Cando???? Hehehehe)

Yang nih mek tau mek ada dalam trip ke Padang Kota Lama itiew - tapi mek dinch snapperinas this pic!!!!! Yang penting, owh! Krol ku ade dalam pic tu, walaupun tercorok sikit ala ala nampak tak nampak jer, namun, mek tetap nampak dia jugak! And I found out somesthings funnies lah- kenape when guys/boys bile dah besau, segan bebeno nak amik gambo? Tapi time2 sekolah cam nih, semuanye senoroks wanna have their pictures taken! Isk, suatu fenomena yang memang mek kurang paham. Dan satu lagik, SIAPE SNAP PIC NIH!?!?!? AND HOW DID I DAPAT JUMPE DALAM MY ALBUMZ!?!?!?! Hurmmm....

Nih waktu yang sama kot dengan pic ataih. Again - fenomena yang sama yang mek kureng mampu to jelaskan. I should skip the 1mill. dollar question itiew. Tapi, mek perasan sesuatuh dalam pic itiew!!! YERRR LAH! Ade that lucky fu*kerina middle finger dalam itiew pic!!!! Haiyoh! Kecik2 sudah fandei tunjuk finger tgh fingger fu*ckerinas! Isk isk isk - besau2 panjang sekarang tak piula guna jari tu? Dok sodok lubang guna cik tang jer now pandai. Guna jari la bang, kureng senak sikit! HEHEH! CUT CUT! 18SX!!!! LOL!

Pic nih LAGI sesuatuh! Kalau tak silpa mek (kesalahan ejaan itiew amatlah disengajakan), nih team bola sepak MRSM batch mek! And kalu tgk gaya, nih macam bukan di perkarangan MRSM dan mek suspection ini waktu diaorang on the way ke somewhere nak main bola, or on the way balik dari mana2 nak balik ke MRSM and stopped somewhere and amik pic nih. SOALAN LAGIK! Cam mana pic group nih ada ditangan mek!?!?!?! Tapi mek tarkik (tak kisah) sebab dalam pic nih pong, laki mek (OPPSSS! MATI LA AKU LEPAS NIH!!!) si Krol pong ade. Mampu kah anda carik dimana dia? Owhhh mek confirmasi hampa tak leh! Jadik, he's MINE! Eh - he WAS jer - now daku milik orang lain. GITTIEW!! Tapikan, SIAPA AMIK PIC NIH!?!?!?!?!

For me to have taken pics2 diatas nih memang lah sesuatuh yang yaamatzlah berat sebab mek dinch berani nak gi kat group2 boys nih dan main pakai snap jer pics diaorang (walaupun satu batch tapi mek segan lah! Mek kan woman2 melayu gitiew- mati la aku!) So anyways, hope you guys dah enjoyed this 4 parts -entry pasal pics2 lama past tense mek di MRSM dulu itiew (mati la kau Ginger dengan Past Tense kau!) - tgk lah nanti ade apa apa lagik mek nak scan, yang boleh dibuat entry - mek buatkan, ek? As for now - enjoy what you can view! LOL!....



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Ingat tak that poll we did to determined which one out of these two cute hunkies yang akan dapat jadik pilihan number one kalau like there's no other men on this planet earth tu, kan? Ingat kan? Ish - tak per la ek. Purak2 jer ingat. So anyways, it's June 23rd, poll has been closed for the final vote (sebab waktu mula2 voting dulu, out of four guys, these two dapat seri votes, kan? So mek kan buat balik poll tu, only this time, just these two cuties jer) - so anyways, nih la dia final results! (sambil lap lapkan air mata yang tak berhenti2 keluar dari mata mek! Krol kalah? Huwaarrghhh!!!)



Yang penting! Tetap ade dua orang yang tetaappp pilih nak jadik lesbian. And mek tau - nih mesti keje si CD nih, kan? Dan partner lesbianitta dia would be either Ginger De La Loca itiew ataupon Leez! LOL!!!! Mati lah kau KW!!! Hehehehehe....

So itu lah dia - the people has spoken. Kalu diberi pilihan, pilih antara dua nih (memula 4 guys yer, take note), it is clear that ramai nakkan Guy B itiew! Haiyoh! Yer ke? Ntah2 dah beranak pinak dah dia tu. Eh kejap, csi_X, isn't guy B tu your neighbour? Dia dah kawin, kan? Dah ade anak ke? LOL!..... Mati la aku!!!

Quote - regarding this issue... as mek membawa perkara berbangkit kepada si Duan Juan De Marco Polo itiew over the YM... Maati la kau Fiebs De La Rossa De La Mama Roxa!

"XxXxX.rm (12:20:51 AM): krol tu muka chantek, orang suka muka macho"

Huwaarrghh!! Muke ex classmate kiew yang masuk Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor itiew dikatanya muka chantek??? Hanjs sangat! Mek tak puas hati! Mek nak DQ!!! Zzzzzzzzz..... 2.50am....... (tidur terus katanye - mati la mek! Esok jer la sambung entry lain! LOL!!!)



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Dearest all,



Remember pic yang kat atas tu? Yang mek claimed to be 'sesuatuh yang sunggoh simbolique sangat' (simbolik la tu) - it represents A, B and C of something; ingat dak? Hish - baru siang tadik mek buat! Takkan tak ingat??! Kejissatun lah!

Anyways, dah amati dah bebetul? LOL? Mau tau jawapannya? Click kat bawah link kat bawah itiew!!! LOL!!!!! (I know MOST of u dah tau jawapan nih - tapi ini khas utk mereka2 yang dinch tau jawapannye dan MATI2 ingatkan ini adalah fefetz! LOL!)

Click HERE to find out the answer!

LOL! So A, B and C tu ade lah Dagu dan janggut + lutut kaki kanan + lutut kaki kiri! Very simbolik kan!?!?! LOL!!!!! Mati la aku! LOL!!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

From the last episode... Episode 14: 2004 - A beginning of a more-challenging year (First half of 2004- Part 1)

So although I thought 2004 gonna start off well, ghuper2nye, nan ado! Despite semua 3M dan issue2 berbangkitz nih, I still went on with my shows, performing seperti biasa (nama itu sudah up lagi lah by this time! Hehehhe) and talking about bile buat shows, ramai yang commented I've changed dalam style performing, lebih, how should I say, matang? And the fact that ramai enjoyed my shows and complimented on my shows dan jugak on my fake beauty itiew. LOL! Tapi, seriously, sometimes it made me wondered - "Diaorang enjoyed my show becoz of my show, or sebab enjoy tgk ME on stage?" Get it tak? Like - they (the audience) datang tu, tgk show mek sebab minat tgk me perform, or just nak tgk kecantikan mek? (haiyoh! Hazab statement kiew ini! But its true - I though about it all the time - like, serious ke show mek meletop? Ke depa suka tgk something beautiful jer, biarpon show macam kayu? Hmmm). Walau apa apa pon, pemikiran tu tak lama sebab mek leka dan asyik dibuai compliments (regardless about the show ke or about my kecantikkan ke or about my DAGU ke! Oppsss). And the first half of 2004 nih pon, I was also busy competing in various TS beauty pageants - sampai ade yang kata "Alahai - alih2 muka nih je? Tak der muke lain ke?" and this part mek akan kupaskasankan dalam Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl Episode 15: 2004 - A beginning of a more-challenging year (First half of 2004- Part 2). Dan just to let u know whats coming, dalam part 2 itiew, akan ada satu lagi statement of the year!!! "ENOUGH with Beauty Pageants"... Haiyoh!! Perlu ke!?!?!??

Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Confusing musing ek tgk title episode kali nih? Now, pay attention everyone. This is gonna be a bit, erm, confusing. So kalau u ols tak ikut dari the last2 episodes, memang pening sikit. Ok. In the last episode mek citerkan perihal 1st half of 2004, kan? And supposedly entry nih, mek kena habiskan part 2 of first half of 2004, kan? Tapi kan, sebenarnye, dalam Part 2 nih pulak, ade lagi la pulak sub-parts. Sebabnye, 2nd part of the first half of 2004 nih, mek nak ceraikan kepada beberapa sub parts and each sub part tells u about different pageants yang I masuk (tak der lah sampai kesemua pageants yang mek masuk dalam 2004 tu, kalu ikut camtu, HAUS lah mek! LOL!), sampaikan show ke mana, ape ke mana semua, sampaikan satu hari tu mek dah naik "fedddup, sshhaadaapp and enuffff" with beauty pageants.

So now, paham la ek?? Kenapa part 2 of first half of 2004 nih ade sub sub ceraian beraians parts piula, kan?? Bagusss... LOL! Cam tu la kalu nak jadik showgirl! Kena paham bende2 yang tah pa per nih! Maati la aku! Tu belum masuk lah 2nd half of 2004 - I wonder berapa parts pulak, and berapa sub-parts pulak? Haiyoh! Mek ingatkan its gonna be easy writing about year 2004 - ghuper2nye, ado? Nan ado! Hmmm that explains why updates about OUATIWTShowgirl episodes nih very der lembat (lembab campur lambat! LOL!)... hehehe...

Haiyoh! Tak paham jugak!? Tunggu at the end of this entry sebab mek ade buat something which may help! LOL!... :)

So anyways, back to Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Selepas menyambut ketibaan the year 2004 with Glitters, performed kat Bleu Bar, then lari ke Velvet, then lari balik ke Bleu Bar (Haiyoh penat sangat malam tu! Imagine, we walked all the way from Jalan Pinang - that's where Bleu Bar is, somewhere kat itiew what do you call, Beach Club, ah yes.. anyways, dari Jalan Pinang, gi ke Velvet yang kat belakang Regent Hotel itiew, then patah balik ke Blue Bar, JALAN KAKI, MALAM NEW YEAR!?!?!) So anyways, aside from that malam new year's show itiew, sokseksoksek dah mengabar anginkan pasal Lady Loreal tannak bertanding ratu cantik lagik. Like, hello? As if! I meant, I tannak bertanding beauty pageants gayboys dah since I've won myself Miss Malaysia 2003 kan? Takkan nak mencemar duli titles, kan? LOL! So anyways, abaikan ape diaorang nak kata. Yang penting sokseksoksek lain pulak ade menyatakan bahawasanya, MISS WORLD 2003/2004 (it was supposed to be held in 2003 tapi terlajak sikit ke 2004) yang akan diadakan oleh Mak Ayam besar Mak Ita (Ita yer, as in, Ruhil Rozita, bukan Mak Ite' Showgirl fav. si CD tu! Oppsss) So anyways, Mak Ita nak buat Miss World 2003/2004 for Divas (pre and post op transsexuals)! Mek ape lagik? Teruja lah! Find out here find out there, ok, so they benarkan transgenders (gayboys in dresses) masuk also. I was soo so sooo happy (walaupun ramai adviced mek jangan masuk sebab it's under Mak Ita and when you compete under Mak Ita's contest, theres no way a non-teteks drag queen could possibly win that coveted crown and title -tapi mek degil! TETAP nak masuk!) Dengan the new DAGU (ooppss! Mati la mek!), mek makin teruja nak compete as I think I have the features of a real woman dah (mementang ade dagu panjang dan runcing hasil injection kebahagiaan Kak Lin, dah FEEELING berangan overdose!) - But there was just one thing, one tiny problem (tah... I don't see it as a problem dah pon now, kot2 waktu tu, maybe la kot!). The pageant was in February, and aside from not having anything to wear, I was actually having my weight problems again! DAMN IT! Diet? Buddofcourse. Tapi ikut kata temanj seperjuangan mek, si Eva Natalia Gabriel...

"Nyeh, contest tu dah dekat. Ko diet gile babi cam mana pon, kalau nak gemuk, gemuk jugak. Makes no difference la ko diet ke ape ke - sah sah kalau ko diet bagai nak rak, macam la boleh kurus mendadak?" - True - memang true. Nak jer aku stop diet tapi, mek tetap teruskan diet makan sekali sehari jer tu. (gile tau diet mek!)

So preparations mek, ala ala sesuatuh la jugak iyer2nye as I was determined sangat nak win this title. I would be menipu yang nampak sangat2 kalau I say I masuk just for fun! So anyways, with the help of VW (my chatters kat TB tu lah), and my make up artist, si Vee itiew, sama sama the three of us went all the way, from A to Z, prepared this and that, for everything. VW siap print out informations about Domincan Republic from the internet, dia carik relevant infos, nak kasik mek all the infos and stuffs about Dominican Republic itiew. Pastu kami sama sama decided pasal design dress mek tu (sebab I managed to get local designer Haidee tu, to sponsor me the national costume and evening dress also - he said give him what I want ie my designs, and he'll siapkan for me within one week. Yeap, VERY short notice mek kasik tau kat dia - tapi bersyarat, and syarat dia would be sharing 50-50 kalu mek menang Best National Costume or Best Evening Dress... gittu. And the dress he gets to keep - I said, FAIR ENUFF! Mek tak kisah la bab bab tu. Mek dah desperate nak masuk tu, no dresses no nothing! HELP! And so he did) So anyways, Volks (VW) and I decided for national costume, we wanted the dress, concept, all white - very clean very white gittu. Well, innitially it looked good but later2 orang cakap2 sokseksoksek, my national costume should have been my evening dress and my evening dress should have been my national costume. Tah la. Mek also pening tapi waktu tu dah lepas pageant. Nih before the pageant. So, as for evening dress pulak, I liked one of Nicole Kidman's dress waktu dia pakai pi Oscar what year tah, 2003 kot... Dior light purple design. Cuma we decided nak jadikkan ia kaler merah menyala cilipads. Namun, dapat kat tangan si Abang Haidee tu, nah!!! VW upset! Dress tu terus bertukar wajah - lain yang mek nak lain jadik. NAMUN mek tetap suke ala ala - I LIKE IT I LIKE IT! (so direct translation of Mek suke mek suke! LOL!) Yang penting, mek mula menggabra dengan VW and Kak Vee, why? National costume all white itiew dah siap. Namun, MY EVENING DRESS TAK SIAP SIAP!?!?!? HOW? Even, waktu hari Jumaat (pageant was on Saturday night) ptg tu, mek gi fitting dress tu, still tak siap! I had to wear the dress dalam boutique dia yang beralamat di tingkat LG, (can't remember the shop number), Semua House, Masjid India itiew, dan dalam dok pakai dress tu, I had to become a patung cendana and biarkan dia (Haidee) with his assistants, tempek2 bulu2 dan diamonds2 dan bunga2 kat dress tu. Memang dress tu cantik, very detailed, macam2 dia taruh. -And the corset, yeeeeessss! 3 orang pakaikan malam tu kat bilik persalinan (Kak Vee, VW and Haidee himself - imagine, 3 orang pakaikan corset tu, tarik sekuat2 hati diaorang, nak kasik nampak shape slimmer, tapi nan ado!) So anyways, ptg Jumaat tu mek dah cuak. Cuak gile debabas sebab tak siap. And malam tu pulak, I had to become of the judges for Model Look of The Year 2004 (ala ala Supermodel lah punye contest) dan mek had to crownkan the new winner (yes, malam tu jugak mek nampak Miss Ginger De La Halia Kering tu - tapi mek dinch kenai/ rapat dengan dia sangat waktu tu, so mek jeling2 je la. Lagikpun mek sentap tak habis lagik time tu. Yer lah, kan dia Miss Universe 2003, mek 2nd runner-up jer. KOWSER! Suka lah tu!)

Yooo lah! Mek lah yang macam siyut gebebab dok tepiii sekali tu! Feeling make up au natural - NAN ADO JADIKNYE! But I loved the hairdo! Ekekeke- Very curly wurly bouncy Beyonce... bole? LOL!

Khusyuk nih tgk contestants - jadik judge nih penting. Tapi lebih penting dalam kepala hotak mek, dok pikiaq pasai MALAM ESOK TU PULAK AKU YANG BERTANDING! Dan EVENING DRESS MEK TAK SIAP LAGIK!? TIDAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Ala ala menantikan saat dan tika MC nak announcekan pemenang, so mek dah dijemput naik awal2 lagik, utk crownkan the new winner (since mek yang sponsor rantai choker utk pemenang malam itiew and plus, mek kan selaku Supermodel 2002, merangkap lah kirenye. LOL! - CEH! Branganz! Supermodel aponye tembam bentart cam tu!)

The usual act - kena kiss2 laga2 pipi dengan pemenang itiew. Mujur pemenang itiew kawan mek also - kalau dinch kawan, haiyoh - mrasalah diaorang laga2 pipi dengan Miss Malaysia 2003 itiew - waktu tu title still hangat still fresh lagik! MAAAATI LAH AKU!

Abaikan fakta mek tgh crowing tu. Sila alihkan pandangan anda pada kemantappan bontots mek! LOL! Mati lagik laaa aku lepas nih kena panah petir kekutukkans! LOL!!!

So after malam tu, balik rumah - tidur pun ala ala lite2 jer nyenyaknye sebab risau bab Miss World esok tu. Yer lah, dengan dress tak siap lagik. Haiyoh! Mek risau sangat!

So the next day tu, siang ade short rehearsals. Kak Vee followed sebab I checked in bilik, so I asked lah Kak Vee to lepak in the room dulu while I go and rehearse. Tgk2, nah! Kat hall tu ade all contestants, transsexuals most of them, and without make up, NAH! DAH LAWA GEDEBAS! Mek dah cuak lagik time tu, tapi bila dah nampak Ayang, Emma Hatta (another two transgenders yang also masuk bertanding) mek rase ok lah, at least ade gang. Ayang lagi sial. Dia cakap kat mek dia nak make up kan orang malam tu, then bile mek tanye dia masuk ke? Sbb she pergi rehearsals, then tetibe jawab, gantikan orang. So mek pon, hmm.. hambar, namun, ok jer. Sebab Emma Hattas still ade. Tau tau malam itiew - AYANG ALSO MASUK! Keji sangat ponen tu. Geram mek. Tapi thankS GodS dia masuk - ade gang gayboys nih mek suka jugak. Tak ler tersisih sangat.

So lepas rehearsals, balik bilik - guess what. VW dah sampai, dok sembang2 ngan Kak Vee, namun, HAIDEE MASIH TAK MENJELMA dengan the dress! MAK MAKIN CUAK! Haiyoh! MATI LAH AKU! Calling2 dia pon, still kat boutique. Dah start make up (mek amik Kak Vee jugak sebab sentuhan dia lah buatkan mek menang Miss Malaysia!), tgh make up, call dia, ON the way. Call lagik setengah jam, STUCK dalam jam. MEK DAH MRASA NAK NAK NANGIS DAH! Pastu, it was nearly 7pm. Contestants kena ade kat bawah (changing room) by 7.15. Mek dah siap siap semua, pakai kuku pelesu (VW tolong pasangkan! LOL!) sprayed shimmer glitters satu kepala badan semua - muka semua - namun HAIDEE tetap tak sampai! MEK MAKIN GABRA OK! 7.10pm mek rase, dia sampai dengan wife dia. Nah - bilik hotel mek tu, terus jadik overpacked. Wife si Haidee, Haidee himself, VW, Kak Vee, ME! 5 orang dalam bilik tu, semua kelam kabut tolong mek pakaikan my national costume, cucuk bulu ape tah kat sanggul kat kepala mek tu, the wife pakaikan accessories mek - Kak Vee tolong2 Haidee, VW tolong pakaikan kasut bertali2 tu (Yer, kasut tailor made satu material dengan dresss ok!) Mek yang penat tau dalam bilik tu. Plus mata cuak jer tgk jam dah 7.20!!!! Mati lah aku.....

And then, semua siap. FINALLY! Hehehe - and by the time mek turun kelam kabut ke bilik persalinan kat bawah itiew - nah!!!! Mek baru orang ke lima sampai. Yang lain masih tak sesampai! Mek sentap! Ehehehe - Dan ade jugak yang MASIH BELUM SIAP! Haiyoh! Perlu ke kes Miss Malaysia dulu tu berulang lagiques??? Isk isk isk - dalam pada tu, some transsexuals yang dah kenai mek, bile nampak mek dalam bilik tu, jenis tak kisah la kan. Tapi yang those yang tak kenal tak pernah jumpe or even look at me in drag before, haiyoh! Ternganga bagaikan nak tertanggal itiew rahang molot! Yang penting, kutukans kejis tetap mek terdengar.

Sabar lah Lea, hang getek sangat nak bertanding dengan transsexuals yang wayyyy out of you league nih, so, terima jer lah! - Thats what I said to myself lah kan... (to be continued in Episode 16: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 2!!! - NANTIKAN (Tak lama lah!!! Esok up lah kot Bahagian 2 tu! LOL!)

Tadik ade kan lagi yang tak pepaham pasal episode2 ceraian2 beraian nih semuas, kan? Nah, I hope this will selesaikan segala kekonfiusan kekeliruanz.. :)

ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL
Episode 14: 1st half of 2004 Part 1
Episode 15: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 1
Episode 16: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 2
Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.
Episode 18: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iii) - Unexpected results, Miss Diva Warp 2004
Episode 19: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iv) - And everything seems to go wrong (summary of the rest of the pageants competed)
Episode 20: End of 1st half of 2004 - The statement I made which changed everything - and the fact that I dropped out from continuing most of the contests after I made that SOTY itiew! LOL!




Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}

Dearest all,

Now, mari kite move on to Part 3; (click HERE to view Part 1) (click HERE to view Part 2)

This is just a short photobloggin' entry I'd say, nuthing much; its just couple of photos during sports day kat MRSM yang mek jumpe hari tu. Ade lagi rasenye tapi semuanya jarak jauh. So dinch nampaks pong! (Thank GOD tak der leh nampak pic mek pengsan lepas acara lontar peluru! LOL!)

Kontigen mek! SAMUDERA! YEEEHH! Hidup Samudera! Give me an Ass (S?), gimme an A, gimme an Em (M la tu), gimme a U, gimme a D, E, R and A! SAMUDERA! Giitieeww - Mek hampir2 dinobatkan pom pom cheerleading captain! LOL! Dalam perarakkan yang bermula seawal pukul 7.30am (dedulu time sekolah, leh la bangun seawal itiew - sekarang ni, waktu2 cam tu mek lebih sedap buat taik mata) - mujur mek dinch perlu berarak kawat. Or else, PENGSAN lagi! LOL! Jadik mek telah ditugaskan jadik photographer! LOL!

Acara tarik tali! Yang nih pong memula mek duduk jauh2 sebab 'PANAS' lah! Nanti cair pulak I! So lepas tu, dah semua turun padang kasik support, mek pon lari la terkinja2 gi nak sorak. Sorak pi sorak mai, alih2, MEK yang pengsan, HOW? LOL!!! Serious u ols! Mek yang tak tarik tali tu pon, dah pengsan sebab cuaca panas (walhal panas pagi jer tu) - pastu, kalau nak ikutkan, pengsan waktu tarik tali tu, pengsan kali kedua dah la selepas acara lontak peluru. HEHEHE - over dak? LOL! (Eh, kejap, sama hari/ same event ke mek pengsan tu? Takkan pengsan dua kali kots? ISK ISK ISK!)

Kejap kejap kejap! Mek sendirik dah confused. Nih during Sports day ke, during hari Sukaneka??? (Sambil garu2 kepala dan dagu! Hmmm) - Apa apa jer lah! Janji sports event thingie, kans? Dan dalam pic nih pulak, acara cikgu cikgis perempuans! Tergelak2 kami tgk gelagat cikgu2. Tapi, ini team perems, mana teams cikgus lelaks? Sesuatuh sangat!!! NEXT PIC PLEASE!!!

HAAAA! Kan mek dah cakap!?!?!? Sesuatuh sangat pic nih! Tgk cikgu yang number 2 dalam barisan itiew. PELUK TAK MAU MAU NIH! Dia lah cikgu yang geng2 mek kat MRSM itiew suspectedpecting dia PLU also! Apa nama dia ntah? Sesuatuh sangat. Ciri2 dia menampakkan sangat dia itiew hadek2! Tapi cover nih. Mula2 kami taste sangat kat dia, tapi lepas kami tgk acara ini (dan acara2 SELEPAS ini- dan activity2 di dorm dan wherever else la kan) - terus kami chop -SUSPECT PLU!!! LOL!

See? See!!?!?! Jatuh pun, TANGAN dia TETAP di celah peha celah ciknek cikgu yang depan dia itiew! Sesuatuh sangat! And waktu time diaorang jatuh tu, very der cikgu number 2 dalam row tu jatuh very sopanly very manjala. Aizul and Mek and Mirul dah jeling2 dah each other - MOTIF!?!?! (Of course at that time we didn't say motif la kan.. but.. owh! You know lah what I mean!)

Itu aje kot for now. Eheheh - Disappointmenting? Don't be. Malam nih mek perhabiskan Part 4 - THE BOYS pulak - then, kalau nak disappointmenting ke, nak bonoh diri ke ape ke, nak kasik boya telan ke, by all mean, please use the proper exit point. And don't forget to inflate your life jacket when you step out of my blog - and thank you for choosing to read my blog! LOL! - MOTIF!?!?! Gile ke ape aku nih!?!?!?!




Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
^{Like my page? Vote for me HERE!!! Thanks u ols!!!}