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Friday, May 18, 2007

Signs - Stick 'em up!!!


Berikut adalah amaran/ signs yang terdapat tertempek terlekat kat my beloved Kenari... hiks! (Mati la ada upcoming 3 to 4 postings tapi memandangkan semuanya pepanjang sepanjang 3000 patah perkatan, mrasalah mek buat entry MALAS nih dulu! LOL!)


PIC 1

PIC 1: Sila yer, abaikan the signs yang tidak perlu kat sebelah kiri pic, yang tgh tu pon, abaikan la (good to know la mek vangga jadik student MRSM Pondok Upeh Balik Pulau batch 96 and also memang seorang yang addicted to Coffee now, kan? Hiks!) - consentrasy lebih kepada sign yang sebelah kanan pic nih. "WARNING - Sudden Lane CHANGES"; Yer Tuan² dan Puan², hadek², kakak², avang² sekalian, MEK MEMANG sesuka hati makbapak mek jer, dari lane kanan, celah masuk lane kiri, terus depan, stop, break, konan lane kanan balik - signal? Ado? Kengkadang tu, ado la jugak.Kengkadang, BEDAL! Hahahaha mati la PELESIT! Hahaha...


PIC 2

PIC 2: Yesza - hehehe mek sker yang iniey - very der inviting, kan? Hahahaha! Selalunya, like, "You come close, you kiss my ass - YOU PAY", kan? Hahaha... tapi kete mek, tak mencekik darah duit harta u ols. U kiss me, no need to pay. You come CLOSE jer pun, udah la - just MARRY me! Tapi mek melayan kete² ciktans jer yer. Hahahaha... TAPI kan, sign nih, tertempek kat sebelah KANAN kete mek - bukan kat cermin belakang taw. Well, initially, memang mek tempek belakang. Tapi asik lah tertanggal, don't want to lekat - so mek geram, asyik dok tertanggal jer, so mek tempek la kat tepi. Jadi, masalahnye, ade ke orang bawak kete nak come closer to me dari tepi? Mati la SIDEWAY, kan!? Hahaha... Dan sign nih special sket, sebab DUBAI mari yer, KO ADO? Hahahaha...


PIC 3

PIC 3: HAHAHAHAHA! "BEHIND ME" katanya kan? Hahahah tu yang mahal tu. Hari tu mek pi service kete kat Perodua, abang² pomen kete tu semua macam tertarik dengan sign yang iniey - mesti feels² depa dok belakang mek dok cikpom mek, KAN!? Hahaha. Tu la, mek cakap, sign nih sangat sesuai. ALWAYS la, again and again, depa (MEN only yer...) will always be BEHIND me. Mati la WOOF WOOF! Tapi kalau ada sign "You come closer, slide under me, then I'll be ON TOP of you" pon, MEK NAK BELI gak! Hahahaha mati la woman ON TOP! Lalalala...





Posted at 4:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, May 17, 2007

I don't like doctors, especially MALE Doctors!!!


Seriously! I don't loiiikke doctors, apatah lah lagi believing in men called doctors!!! I'd rather become a lesbian dan bercinta sesama pondan kalau dah ditakdirkan donia nih hanya ado men called DOCTORS! (no no, never ok bercinta dengan pompuan. Mek tak sokong lagu "Pencinta Wanita" yer. HAHAHA!)


I SAY "NO" TO DOCTORS - tapi kalau doctor itiew candiew, I'll reconsider? Haha - NOPE also! Ops!

Annnnyways, mesti korang tertanya² why lar mek sort of like macam benci, meluat bagai dengan doctors nih, kan? Ade kesahnye u ols! And I started hating doctors even more, lepas this particular doctor killed my friend...

Before we go on pasal citer tu, one might ask... (apparently my friend asked me these silly questions...)

"Ko selalu gi doctor mana ek noq?"

Jawapan mek - "Doctor? Doctor tu apa?"

"He's a person who has a degree in Medical studies, from the University of Assunciouns, and works in a clinic or a hospital - but that's not important... "

Jawapan mek - "Sial!"

"So, which doctor lar?"

Jawapan mek - "DUH! Told you - WHAT DOCTOR!?"

"Yer lah! Kalau ko sakit, demam bagai, bukankah ko gi jumpa doctor?"

Jawapan mek - "ADDINCH! Mek NEVER! Mek hanyo pi farmasi, belik ubat, balik umah, makan something to alas perut, then telan ubat - and then, TIDOQ!"

"Kalau ubat ko beli kat farmasi tu TETAP tak menyembuhkan ko?"

Jawapan mek - "TAWAKAL SAJORK!!!"

"Bukankah ELOK kalau ko pi jumpa doctor?"

Jawapan mek - "NEVER! Mek ALAH dengan doctors. Mek takut jarums! Mek tak sker depa check itu ini bagai. Mek ELEGI SEPI lah dengan doctor! Besides, Doctor la penyebab kawan mek mati tau!!!"

How is this so? Cam mana Doctor leh jadi penyebab kawan mek mati? Ha - maih mek nak citer!

One fine day, my friend mengadu sakit dada la, itu ini bagai la kat mek over the phone. And sign and symptons dia ala ala macam mek tahu jer dia sakit apa, tapi since mek tak berkelayakkan sangat, so mek diamkan ajo - lagipun dia nak pi jumpa doctor, I'm sure the doctor will know about it (waktu tu mek hanya berkelayakkan dengan LESEN FIRST AIDER keluaran MAS kepada mek as flight attendent jer la kan... hiks!) So bila dia cakap dia nak pi jumpa doctor, mek macam, hmmm - OK. So this friend of mine nih pon, gi la jumpa doctor dia. Jumpa² jer doctor, explained itu ini and what not - and then terus the doctor check kawan mek, and then, terus... bagi ubat and said... "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT... ". Motif? Tu je? Everything's gonna be alright? Hmmmm... 10 minutes later, my friend, out on the street - died! Yes, right there, on the street - just after kuar clinic tu...

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? 10 minutes lepas, baru kuar klinik, jumpa doctor, doctor check itu ini bagai, semua kata ok and WILL be alright, kasik ubat semua, alih² terus Innalillah? Pain kat chest, remember? Erm, mungkinkah doctor tu lalai dan cuai dan tidak mengendahkan petanda² Cardiac Arrest? Or HEART ATTACK? - Tsk tsk tsk. Mek geleng²kan kepala jer lah nak citer nih. Menambahkan perit mek jer... Biarpun it was couple of years back, but, STILL - perit noq. Doctor yang menyebabkan kawan mek mati cam tu jer, macam sampah ditepi jalanan...

My friend died... right there... on the street -  yeap, indeed he did. How sad... kawan mek mati setelah dilanggar KERETA!!!

"ASTAGA! Nonoqs! You can't blame the doctor for that lah noq!!! Bukan salah dia kawan ko mati dilanggar kerete once dia kuar klinik? Kalau ko nak cakap, klinik tu klinik doctor - so kalau kawan ko tak gi jumpa doctor, kawan ko takkan kuar dari klinik doctor tu and terus dilanggar, kan?" katanya seorang teman yang menyedari mek begitu membencikan doctors...

"REALLY!? Well - hear this gal... THE DOCTOR yang checked my friend itew, HE WAS THE ONE YANG DRIVING IN THE CAR - the car yang LANGGAR MY FRIEND!!! So yeah, the doctor killed my friend!"

Heheheheheh  -  macam kesial jer, kan? LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

PS: Bukakkan dalam entry sebelum nih, mek cakap, mek kena reconsider about not 'pekana'kan readers² blog mek dengan entry² sebeginiew? Hehehe well - I've decided to reconsider, what I have reconsidered! LOL!!! PECUTTT!!!

DISCLAIMER: Entry nih tiada kaitan dengan hidup atau mati, tiada relevantnya dengan dunia medik diluar sana, dan sudah tentu, semestinya, tiada penyangkutan pautan dengan mana² ahli medik, di dalam, atau di luar negara/ negeri ( Encik Hannan - jgn amek hati nah. Entry nih saje suke² jer tau! Mati kah mek!? LARIII LAGI!)





Posted at 1:13:13 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




I Seriously Need To...


Remember tak perangai/ ketagihan mek yang pelik²? Contoh, lain, kegilaan mek mengumpul kotak² HPs and all!? And ingat tak ada orang sarankan mek (kalau tak silap mek Joe Klubbkidd kot) supaya get a new hobby? (Or was it kW yang carut mek dengan saranan 'Tukar lah Hobby anda sebelum Anda ditukar menjadi Hobby...' - e eh? Hurmmm...) - Owh well.. Pa per jer la kan. Yang penting, it's ala ala saranan depa tu menyuruh mek to seriously pikir dua tiga empat poloh kali dengan hobby pelik mek tu, kan?! Kumpul kotak katanya, HAH! Tak der mende lain mek nak kumpul, kan??? Chicken ke, ikan bilis ke? Ops! Hahahaha...


Reconsider tukaq hobby kumpul kotak? Hehehe - SLOWLY but SURELY!

But this time around katanya, agenda yang akan dibincangkan dalam entry yang tak seberapa iniey, tetap mengenai bab mek kena 'pikir balik' / consider - errr... consider apa pulak dah tatau? No, bukan pasal HOBBY mek secara specificnya. Tapi pasal tingkahlaku, dan jugak keadaan sekeliling yang mengelilingi kehidupan mek nih. Well, kalau nak tahu, 5 minutes ago, I have just discovered ade lebih BANYAK bende yang I actually really, really, seriously in need for me to reconsider katanya... (mati la sebelum nih dok pikirkan jugak - tapi baru NOW tergerak nak reconsider bebetul! LOL!) Hurmmm... awat tetiber mek rase entry nih dah serupa macam "My Keazaman Untuk New Year" - sedangkan it's middle of the year, KAN!? Hahahaha...

Anyways, kembali sejenak dalam nada serius... I seriously need to reconsider the followings katanya...

1. Kurangkan Nescafe - be it the hot 3 in 1 instant drink tu, or the Original Ice Coffee. Makin menjadi2 sehari dua nih mek dok minum bendealah tu - dah la dengan meminum Nescafe tu mek makin KURENG mampu nak tido (although I should be happy la kan - sebab kan mek go about with the formula "Eat Less + Sleep Less = Loose A LOT Of Weight" katanya kan?) Tapi masalahnye it's Nescafe, so ala ala macam tak der beza mek tak tido pon - tetap bukannye leh kurus pon kan? And besides, mek akan tambah lebih PENAT ade la because I tend not to get enough rest. And plus, HELLO! Its MAY! Mek belom dalam proses nak diet die hard core crash boom bang bagai lagi for my November punye Miss World 2007 crowning, kan? Hiks! Kan mek target nak start diet balik for the event dimana mek akan serahkan balik title and crown bagai tu by July 1st - so that gives me like 5 bulan utk diet, kan? Hmmm eh? Lari topic. Berbalik pasal my Nescafe-minum-gila2-habbit. Haiyoh! Mek seriously la nak kena start minum bendealah lain la pulak. Orange juice tetap la, MASIH. Limau ais jer dah kureng - teh tarik pon dosi kurang. Haiyoh!!!


Bayangkan, 4 tin Nescafe Iced Coffee nih, mek telan dalam masa, erm, setengah jam??? Overdose dah, kan? Hmmm...

2. Dah alang² cakap pasal minum, might as well mek cakap the fact that I need to seriously reconsider fasal tahap melantak mek these days. Haiyoh! Lepas² menang MW2006 tu, honestly, mek HARAM tak diet, LANGSUNG tak gi Gym, tidak sama sekali pedulikkan hal berat badan mek (THAT explains why mek bentat balik. Hampunkan mek Organizer MW!!! LOL!). Asal pantang lambat lepa nampak makan, NGAP! Nampak juadah tu ini this and that, TELAN. Terbau pa per menarik, TERUS ORDER and makan! Haiyoyoh! Mek kena jaga² balik la - lepas balik Umrah nih nanti nak kena start dah diet, seriously kena pikir of starting earlier dari perancangan, which initially mek planned to start diet tu 1st July la kan...


MAKAN! How can you ever STOP saying NO!?

3. Mengisap bende lain. HEY! Jgn pikiaq kotoq nah! I was talking about SMOKING CIGGIES! Hish! Anyways, kan la nih mek dok isap Sampoerna A Hijau mek nih, dan makin lama mek dok isap, makin memudaratkan mek. NO, not health wise. Ahaks! I mean, MAKIN BANYAK kain baju seluar bagai mek BERLOBANG! Yer lah - isap Sampoerna A Hijau tu kan, dia punye, bara dari putung rokok bagai tu, asik lah berterbangan bagai. Ala ala ringan sangat, asyik nak terbang sana sini. Kalau tak kena pakaian mek dan mengakibatkan kelobangan yang dasyat, mesti kena kat kulit mek (HABIS KULIT AKU!); tak pon, habis berlobang seat kete mek lah, kerusi kat pejabat mek la, carpet dalam bilik mek la - haiyoyoyoh... Hmmmm... perlu kah SKL!? (Mati la dulu dok sebut rokok tu silap; instead of mek sebut SKL, mek sebut SLK! Mati la Mercedes Benz! LOL!)


Boleh tak mek saman Sampoerna A nih? "Kerana rokok u ols nih la, habis baju² I berlobang koyak bagai - macam baju BIRU I hari tu!" Ops! Tetiber! Ade ke kena mengena baju BIRU yang koyak kat lengan/ tangan tu (LINK) dengan rokok iniey!? LOL!

4. To start kurengkan my shoppings. Sehari dua nih kan - asyik lah shopping. Nih dah mula nak start perangai zaman cabin crew mek dah nih! Haiyoh! Imagine, in AS nih pon mek leh peghabih duit pi shopping. Shopping mana? MRASALAH GIANT! LOL! Tak cukup di GIANT, dok gila berangan nak shopping kat Amazon.com katanya! Hadehhh - mampos aku kena pelengkung dengan BBD! LOL! Lain la kalau mek travel abroad oversea bagai, kan? Ini dak - asalkan lambat pantang lepa nampak pa per yang trasa nak beli, SAMBAQ! Habis tu hujung bulan, BBD sambaq kepala mek dan tenyeh kat dinding - bill credit card and all melambung, duit gaji habis, kan? Hahaha... and that covers the fact mek kena TIDAK rajin utk tukaq hp setiap 2 bulan! LOL!


SEKALI SEKALA shopping kat oversea, tak per la kan? Hehehe...


DVDs? Perlu ke mek kurengkan pembelian? ADDINCH! LOL!


Bende² cam nih, LAAAGI mek kena kurangkan!!! Mek kena consider beli hp plastic memain utk bebudak tu kah? OPS!

5. Seriously, mek kena reconsider about perangai MALAS berblogging mek nih! Makin hari makin mek rasa mek nih MALAS tau! Haiyoh! What happened to the BLOGGER TAK SERIK2 itiew ek? Hmmm nih semua gara2 KERJE la nih. Tapi dulu pon mek keje gak - tu pon dok 3 4 entries per day. Nih 3 4 hari baru terhegeh2 nak buat entry! LOL! Sesuai la mek kena ubah perangai jadik Blogger Tak Serik2 KEMBALI! Tapi, hmmm... mek MALAS! LOL!


Cakap pasal blogging, mek rasa mek kena kurengkan kes penganiayaan terhadap readers² blog mek la kan? Ops! Yer la - tulis 3000 p. perkataan punya entry, seserious² alam bagai, last², terkena hampa jugak kan yang sebenarnye citer tu citer lawak spastic, kan??? OPS! LARIII!!! PS: Tapi best per buat² entry² cam ginik, kan? Entertaining sekals! *PECUT!!!

6. Finally, mek rase, mek kena consider utk take up ubat/ berubat utk penyakit mek nih. Penyakit apa? YES u ols! Mek dok perasan bende nih dah lama dah tapi bebaru nih mek rase, mek sedar, penyakit mek MAKIN menjadi2. STML! (Short Term Memory Lost - mati la dah berjangkit dari Ginger! Chit!). Seriously u ols, cepat sangat mek lupa akan stuffs, and at times it worries me jugak tau. Sikit2 mek lupa, sikit2 mek tak teringat - haiyoh! KERTU KA!?

7. Dan, aaaahhh yes - ADA SATU JER bende yang mek rasa mek tidak perlu nak reconsiderkan; thus point 7 nih, tak sama dengan all the 6 points yang mek dah mentionedkan tadi yer. Point ke 7 nih, just the opposite. Mek tidak la perlu utk mereconsiderkan - apakah? Yer, mek tidak la perlu nak reconsider utk tidak menjadik DQ lagi. Addinch! Itu PERLU yer! Kalau mek reconsider utk tidak men-dq-ramakan diri mek lagi, habis, nanti show DRAMA QUEEN, sapa nak buat, kan!? LOL!

PS: Whatabout mek selitkan point ke 8? Apa pointnye? Me me-reconsider-kan diri mek utk kembali aktif dalam dunia Ratu Ratuan? OPS! LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! (PS atas PS: Dinch la u ols. Itu dah termaktub yang mek dinch akan compete lagi; nothing to be reconsidered in the first place... hiks! Sekian!)





Posted at 5:05:05 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, May 16, 2007

A little 'something' for the BKS contenders...


Aha... remember last week akak jadi jury jemputan (advokat a.k.a avocado? OPS!) utk BKS tu? Sila rujiuk entriew iniew -> Jury Jemputan - BKS Season 1

Minggiew iniew piuler, kaedahnye, assignment BKS Week 6 ini still ada kaitan dengan akak. Hehehe akak girang! (Mati la ATTENTION seeker a.k.a 'Dakwaan Perlukan Perhatian Masyarakat' - OPS!? Kan 5thE?! Lalalala!)

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BLOGGER KICK START:: ASSIGNMENT MINGGU KEENAM

BKS inginkan sekurang-kurangnya 7 perkara tentang 5 Advokat yang telah BKS undang sebelum ini kecuali Wenkt.

# Fiebie Rossa - Juri Week 1

# Puan Pearl - Juri Week 3

# Mr Vernon_Kedit - Juri Week 4

# Nurlea Laurielle - Juri Week 5

# Hannan - Juri Week 6

Warning:: Gambar-gambar yang di ambil dari blog advokats hendaklah mendapat kebenaran dari mereka.

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Tudiah! Sekurang²nya 7 perkaraan mengenai akak? Hehehehe akak girang yaamats! Mati lah pemunggahan archieve blog/ fotopages dan jugak webbie, not to forgets itiews Myspace dan jugak Friendster - haiyoh, akak tak tahan! Mrasalah click HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE, kan? (Mano hyperlinknya, you may ask? HELLO! Kalau akak kasik, meaning am spoon-feeding you la kan!? Mrasalah carik sendiri, kan? LALALALA!)

Tapi itu lah, berbalik pasal citer topic assignment minggu 6 nih, akak nak pesan lite² sugi kat korang² yang remaining contenders itiew; nak tulis pa per pon, terpulang la kan. Kalau betul, betul la. Kalau salah, SIAP! Hahahaha but seriously, yang pasal GAMBAR tu, akak kasik permisi. TAPI, sila email dulu akak dan let akak know which picture/ pictures yang u ols nak guna tu dulu yer. Leaving msgs kat my chatbox or my comment box is not considering dah dapat approval tau. Itu u ols INFORMING. Getting approval maksudnya akak kena kasik la ka. Contoh macam Mr Vernon, The Manager dah kasik approval dalam comment box entry BKS Week 6 assignment, kan? Haaaa. Dengan akak, lain sikit yer. Sila email dulu nah. Akak nak approvekan duliew yer... Hiks!

PS: Macam Mr. Vernon Mr Manager itiew, akak pon kalau dah korang dah amek pics/ infos ke ape ke pasal akak, sila linkkan dan creditkan nah - hehehe akak pong nak juger... hiks!

Ok lah - itu sajork pesanan akak. GOOD LUCK NAH!

PS-2: Sejak bile pulak mek dok address diri mek as AKAK nih? Muahahaha! Nih mesti dah terikut² terbawak² stylo Akak Red. Matinya lah akak satgi nih! LARIII!!!





Posted at 2:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day...


Ibu... Ibu...
Engkau lah Ratu hatiku...
Bila kuberduka,
Engkau hiburkan selalu...
Ibu... Ibu...
Engkau lah Ratu hatiku...

"It's Mother's Day - tell us what makes your mother so special to you?"

My mother, is not someone special to me. Nope, she's not...

She is however, my world, my life - not just special, no, no, she's EVERYTHING to me and if I may say this, my mom, is God's most precious gift to me and my life. She is not just a mother, she is also, if I may add, a good friend of mine, who has always been there for me whenever I needed her. And I will always admire her strength, courage, and the ability to stand up for what she believed in, not just in herself, but also in her husband, kids, family, and those that moves about here and there in her life.

And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I dare to say, my mom, is EVERYTHING to me... :) And thank you for the question ya! (TETAP nih feels² Miss²! LOL!)

Happy Mothers Day Mom! And to the rest of the mothers around the world too!!!







Posted at 3:13:13 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, May 12, 2007

Review - Peter Andersen's Drama Queen


Aiyoh! Kalau tak kerana mek membuat lawatan balas hormat kat LeeUK yang melawat blog mek siang semalam gara² KONONnya la kan nak tumpang nanges kes baju mek koyak tu (walhal mek tau dia nak gelakkan mek, kan? KAN LEE!? Nak gaduh ka, ha!? LETS LAH! Hehehe tetiber nih! LOL!), mek rasa mek takkan dapat tahu pasal DRAMA QUEEN nih...


Behold, the 34-year old singer and entertainer Peter Andersen from the southern part of Zealand, Denmark. Chanteques make up dia ols! Dinch Chucky, kan? Hiks!

"The drama has only just begun - Danish Song Contest - victory very inspiring for DQ - Winning Danish Song Contest really inspires me to write and perform with more songs like “Drama Queen”. After the victory I thought: “Now I have made something, that people like. I bet I can do that again”… Right now it's party full-frontal and fast forward like never before for the winner of the Danish Song Contest 2007, DQ (Drama Queen) alias the 34-year old singer and entertainer Peter Andersen from the southern part of Zealand, Denmark." (... More)

Drag queen sesunggohnye membuat show nyanyi dan bertanding, kah? Clust! Mek sker! Sekali jer mek dngr lagu dia nih, sambil tgk V.clip dia kat Youtube, TERUS mek sker mek sker ganda 2!!! NO, not becoz am a Drama Queen myself - OPS! Mati la mek! Eheheh tapi because, tah la. Entertaining la dgr lagu iniey! Lirik nya pung best! Mrasa...

DRAMA QUEEN
Music & Lyrics: P. Andersen, S. Munk, C. Christensen

When the sun is setting at the end of the day
And the city fills with shades of grey
In between the streetlight and the moonlit snow
There's a place I go
Where I do my show

Chorus:
I'm your drama queen tonight
All my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
When I get on the stage tonight

It's a space in time where every dream comes true
And tomorrow's sorrows just won't do
In between reality and fantasy
I will make you see
If you just believe

Chorus

No more use pretending
No more reason to run and hide
Let's make all our dreams come true tonight

Chorus



Terus mek masuk LimeWire dan searched for:
Title: Drama Queen
Artist: Denmark 2007 DQ

Ado katanya! TERUS download nih (Sorry LeeUK, mek dah tanya hang, pastu baru mek teringat LimeWire - terus ado! HIKS!) Mek sker mek sker!

PS: Sapo nak nengok Video Clip Drama Queen iney, mrasalah click HERE nah? Enjoys! (I know I DID! Hehehe...) Can't wait to see if this song wins the whatever Helsinki competition apa tah tu... hehehehe... LeeUK, update mek nanti nah? Hiks! (Mati la PEMALAS nak check sendiri, kan?!)

REVIEW MEK: The song is melerts (Walaupun temanya si Peter nih sebut SADDING instead of SETTING, kan? Ops!), video clip pon boom bam bang! Lirik pon syiok! Over all mek kasik 4 1/2 stars, bole? Hehehehe mrasa mrasa - masuk LimeWire and download, segers! Hiks!





Posted at 3:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, May 11, 2007

Pre-Mothers Day Celebration katanyau...


PS: Itu 'katanyaU' tu bukan accidentally salah eja ke ape ke tau. Itu MEMANG macam tu. Utk keterangan lanjut dimana setiap patah perkataan diakhirinya dengan 'U', mrasalah rujuk pada pakaU bahasaU, si Ginger de la LocaU itiew yeaU... Hiks! Dia la punya keje nih!

Anyways yer, Tuan² dan Puan², hadek² kakak² habang² sekalian, mrasa, kita ke sari berita terpenting dalam entry iniey, sambutan PRA Hari Ibu yer... 11 May 2007 (Awat aku rasa macam ada birthday someone yer harik nih, siapa ek... 11-05-2007? Hurmmm... tah - tak dapek mokcik nak ingatkan now. Hehehe)

Sepertimana yang kita semua tau (or some of you may not know - mati la korang yang 'may not know' tu, kan? Hiks!), Sunday nih, May 13th, kita akan menyambut Mothers Day yer, Hari Ibu. Yer, utk meka² yang panggei ibu, mothers depa Mama, Emak, Mak, Bonda, Umi, dan etc, pepandai la korang tukaq nah nama Hari Ibu tu - macam mek, mek call it HARI MAMA. Hehehehe... So today, mek telah dengan senang hati girang gumbira, telah membawa Mama mek ke satu tempat, nak buat dia gumbira, happy bagai, sempena Hari Ibu yang akan datang esok luso nih - that's why mek panggei today PRE-Mothers Day katanya. Hiks!

Ke mana? Ha... my Mama mummy dearie kan gila Orchid, dengan BBD (Big Boss Daddy), kan? And today dengar katanya dari sumber² tadak nama (actually, sumber tu, bernama, tapi, mek tak la sebut, kan? Ahaks!), yang di SP Selatan, Bandar Puteri Jaya ka apa ka tatau, ada la itu Pertandingan dan Pameran Orchids katanya. Asalnya nak pi TGK sajork. Tapi atas pujukan anak² tersayang, mummy dearie dengan relanya telah pilih 6 pokok² orchids nya yang vast gedebas itiew (antara beratus la katanya dalam green house belakang umah kitaorang iney...) utk dibawa bersama today dan masuk bertanding! Huiiyaaahhhhh!!!


Nih waktu dah sampai kat SP dah - mujoq la Kenari mek itiew tinggi - harapkan kete² BBD dan Mummy dearie, or in fact, kete mek satu lagi tu, harus ler kemek pokok² bunga Mummy, kan? *Kalau bawak dengan JeeP baru mek, ok dak? OPS!


Tadi dah 4 - nih lagi 2 jenis, kan... hiks!

Expectasi mummy nan ado menang pon, as this is her first time competing. Dia nak gain more experience katanya. Dah pi tgk show orchids banyak kali, tak der pulak terlintas nak bertading. Dah anak² dok pulun paksa, kawan pon, masuk la jugak kali nih. Kawan² mummy dearie from Penang, SP, Ipoh - all masuk bertanding, and as we all semua sampai SP, diaorang semua like amazed tgk how sehat, besau² dan cantek² pokok² orchidsnya itiew (Haiii - tgk how mummy dearie bela anak dia udah la, kan? OPS! Mati kah bragging?) Owh and PS, if you're wondering WHY mek sebut "we all semua" tu tadi, that is because, mek gi ke SP seharian today, dari pagi near noon 11.30am tu sampai ke petang dekat nak maghrib dah tu, bukan hanya dengan Mummy dearie yer - ditemani oleh Mummy Zackzaly yer, also hantu bunga orchids. Gila sunggoh dia dengan bunga/ pokok² orchids - leh la kawan ngan Mummy dearie and BBD! Hahahah. Nuh, hat sorang lagi hantu Orchids nuh, si CA Chef Aduka the Old Town Cafe Supervisor itiew, dok menghoyan makan hati sebab tak dapat nak ikut sebab ala ala dia keje shift petang kan... kesian!!! (PS: Kalau hang ikut pon CA, mek rasa, mrasalah rabak kete aku tu - pokok² mak aku jer dah 6 jenis berpasu bagai, mak aku dok belakang, Z dok depan dengan mek - hang dok mana tatau? Ataih bumbong? Ka, hang nak bawak JeeP baru aku itiew? OPS! Lariiii!!!)

So anyways, by 3pm tu, kat venue pertandingan and pameran (Today, pertandingan, tomorrow pameran, and the day after tomorrow is hari jualan lelong bagai - mati la 3 hari berturut² mek nak kena hikut mummy dearie gi SP, kan!?), pokok² bunga orchids dosi kelihatan banyak, yang dibawak dari merata ceruk, sejauh dari AS (actually, dari AS, my mom's flowers jer lah 6 jenis itiew), and sejauh IPOH maliii wooo... and also from Penang, and not to forget, tuan rumah, SP also, banyak la jugak pokok² bunga yang cantek² bagai! Zack dan mummy dearie dok teruja bagai nih. Mek?! DOSI KEBOHSANAN selepas snappy² pics katanya. Mek bukannye minat sangat kearah bunga² nih bagai. Amek gambaq ok la - tapi nak dok belek, usya, tgk² bagai macam si Mummy and Mammyzackzaly nuh, no way lewww...

And the best part of all for today, contest tu bermula at 4-ish mek rasa. Depa (the professional juries - ado 5 6 orang jugak) usya, belek, nilai, nengok seteliti yang boleh, before deciding pemenang. Mek baru tau today - orchids ado banyak JENIS. So each jenis/ category, ada la prizesnye 1st 2nd 3rd. Kalau tak silap mek, dok ada, erm, 8 to 9 ke, or was it 9 to 10 jenis/ categories yang ado dipertandingkan. Well, whatever it is, Mummy dearie bawak 6 jenis. So technically mummy masuk 6 category. And then, after an hour or so, results kuar la kan. Yeap, instant. Kuar results dan dan tu jugak! And guess what!? Hehehe memang Mummy punye 'DAY' la mek rasa. Dia bawak 6 jenis, 4 dapat placing! Bukan senang wo setengah tu bawak sampai 10 jenis, hagham tak dapat pa per pon! 3 orchids Mummy menang tempat ketiga, and 1 menang tempat kedua. 1st? Tak dapat. Hehehe... tapi, jelas kelihatan kat muka mummy, she was VERY happy, teruja dan sangat puas hati... dan dgr kata lepas nih, NAK MASUK LAGI bertanding! Hehehehe like mother like daughter - OPS! Mati la penternak orchid tak serik², kan? Hiks! Whatever it is mek girang tgk mummy happy today... sampai dalam perjalanan balik, dia penat gamaknya because of the sun/ heat and all, panas gile cuaca, so on the way balik, tido dalam kete, tersenyum nih. Sker la dia. Balik umah ghoyak kat BBD nih - BBD pon, seeing mummy dearie happy, dia pon, tompang happy lewww... :)

The 3 orchids Mummy yang dapat 3rd placing itiew... chanteks kan???







Orchid kesayangan Mummy dearie, yang dapat 2nd placing... geranddd! :)



So itu la dia - laporan mek utk today, day 1, Pertandingan dan Pameran Orchid Persatuan Orchids Kedah katanya di SP. Esok, tatau la cemana. Pameran je kan... tapi pun, tetap mummy dearie nak pi tgk pokok² dia yang terpaksa ditinggalkan sampai hari Ahad nanti. Ahad nanti pulak ada jualan lelong bagai pokok² tu. Mana² pokok yang owner memasing nak jual, mrasalah orang ramai leh beli. Mummy dearie and BBD katanya tak nak lepaskan peluang nak pi also hari ketiga - kot² ada pokok pa per yang leh depa nak beli. Nampak gayonye, kete mek, dipinjam² bagai lew sehari dua nih, kan? Hehehe pa per jer la - asalkan MAMA happy, udah lew... :)

Banyak lagi pics² orchids yang mek snappy² sepanjang hari iniey - cecanteks semuanya u ols. Bangga mek orchids² Mummy dearie dapat placing. Hehehehehe... lepas nih, boleh la compete lagi noh??? Ops!

Nak tgk pics² lain, mrasalah ke FP mek - click HERE (Dahhh dahhh... idok lewww ado dah click HERE HERE and HERE yer! Hanjs!)





Posted at 11:59:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, May 10, 2007

I bought myself a...


  • A what? A new BAJU BIRU? Nope...
  • A new HP? Aiyoh! Gila! Ingat mek cap duit ka!?
  • A erm... hmmm... a what ek?
Ahhh... meh mek kasik clue... Yang mek beli siang tadi tu... setelah sekali pandang terus terpikat hati iniey... :
  • It is a erm, a moving object...
  • It carries passengers/ people... and stuffs, goods and all, from places to places (NO! Not an aircraft lah! Ko gila? Ingat mek Donald Duck, eh, I mean, Tramp? EH! I meant Trump!?)
  • It has an erm... antenna to transmit signals ie. erm, radio signals...
  • It also has erm, ape tu orang panggei? Tinted glasses, ape? Aiyoh! Am so not good in automobile terminologies. OPS! Did I just terpecah lobang!? Tak kan? Ok, next clue...
  • Yes, it also ado 4 wheels and one spare tyre... OPS! Makin obvious kah?
Hehehe... jengjejeng... presenting to you now, my new 'baby' on the move... Move aside el-Beemer and de-Kenari, coz here come my brand new JeeP!!! Mek girang! Owh gumbirrra!!!

AM so into RED coloured cars, kan? Mujur Beemer mek dinch warna merah pant*t beruk also, kan? Hiks! Now, if you would excuse me, I have a JeeP to drive around! (Mati la show-off, kan!? Hahaha)

PS: If you're wondering why mek tak publish sajork gambar 4-wheel drive baru mek nih, dan nak berlink² bagai, mek figured out, better lah mek tak over expose. Nanti kata mek beli kete baru hasil dari duit apa pulak, kan? So kalau buat entry tak der direct pics (just hyperlinks to the images, like this second image), lagi solamat, tak gitu Senah? Ops!





Posted at 11:59:59 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Bajiu Biru Kiew...


1st of all, jikaliu u ols aliu aliu confused denganiu bahasiu yang digunakaniu iniu, pi ler tanya Ginger dan si Izard Melissa Shika Fika Rosyika Gothika itiew! Depa la nih dok mempopularkaniu bahasiu bahasiu songsang iniew (bahasa bahasa yang diakhiri dengan huruf U - lebih jelas kalau diperkatakan dari dalam tulisan, KAN!?). Saja ja opening line mek pening kepala tonggang langgangkan, gimik bodiu (bodo) la itiew... LOL!

Ok - back to the issue of this entry - Baju Biruku...


Chantek kan? Baju Biriew Kiew!!! :)

Today, katanya I was out early from home, settled few stuffs at my office, before attending a short importante meeting dengan BBD dengan clients. Mek kuar umah pagi iniey dengan semangat girang yer, memadankan baju biru baruku, yang bermotifkan Chinese sket - ala ala Baju Chinese men tu ler, yang kolar tinggi, and butang² baju cina bagai, with that Chinese silk delicate material itiew... kan? Padankan pulak dengan seluar slack berline line bagai Versace mek tu - aiyoh! Mek feels feels woman sekals today! Hiks!

Di office, sebelum mek kuar, mek sebok terasa nak kemaskan siket bilek office mek itiew - ala ala pindahkan files itu ini bagai, a lot of work jugak lah, sampai kain lengan baju mek sensengkan sampai ke siku, and siap berpeluh lite² - sial mek tak prasan baju tu berlining bagai. No wonder lah panas nak mampos!

So nevermind - by 1pm, lepas mek kuar office mek, mek singgah office abang long, collected few invoices and what not, and lepas tu, mek terus proceed gi ke kedai makan Nasi Padang kat stesen bas baru (yang lama) itiew... parked my car... kuar keter, music from my hp N71 berkumandang dalam lobang telinga mek, dan mrasalah catwalk bagai.

Masuk² kedai - adei. Semua orang pandang nih! Mek girang. Mesti mek cantek lite² hari nih, walaupun berkonsepkan BH (Botakhead - nickname yang diberikan oleh si sapa tatau? OPS!), kan? So anyways, duduk² jer, sempat carut lite² dengan Juju and csi_X, before mek bangun amek nasik padang berlaukkan campur apa tah. As mek dok pilih lauk tu, owner kedai nasi padang tu datang approached mek... (mek dosi feels feels nih sebab abang tu peluk mek pegang kat pinggang mek... hehehehe... pastinya mek chanteks hari nih... yer... WHY NOT?)

Abang itiew: Hai...

Mek: Hai... (sambil pose pose meliew *malu la tu... hiks!*)

Abang itiew: Sihat?

Mek: Ok jer...

Abang itiew: Apa la you nih... kedekut betul...

Mek: E eh? Motif?

Abang itiew: Yer la - ado duit banyak, awat yang berkira sangat? Kedekut la namanya tu?

Mek: Excuse me? (Terus nada lain dah nih...) Apa abang nih. I bayar tau makan sini. Bukannye I makan free. Kalau I jadi bini you pun I bayar tau... (Terus jeling kekwat!)

Abang itiew: (Dah start gelak lite²...) Bukan.. bukan tu maksud I...

Mek: ABIS TU!?

Abang itiew: Yer lah - anaknya ehem ehem, berpangkat lak manager, takkan la kot...

Mek: Takkan la aponye Abang nih? Cakap berbelit belit la! (Sambil cedok masuk ke pinggan nasi mek, daging rendang 4 ketul...)

Abang itiew: Segan la abang nak cakap. Nanti kamu cakap apa pulak kat abang...

Mek: Ape nye abang nih!? Hish! Rimas la I... (Mek dah mula EMO!)

Abang itiew: Maksud abang...


Iniey lah dia maksud Abang itiew - BAJU MEK KOYAK!!!


Koyak yang bukannye siket ok - maha dasyat ok! Aiyoh! BENTAT sangat ke mek!?

Astagana! INIKAH maksudnya!?!?!? All this while dia dok nak carut baju mek koyak/ tetas kat bahagian lengan/ tangan/ bahu itiew lar!? Owhhh - baru la time tu mek paham - dia carut mek kononnye kedekut takmo perabis duit beli baju, nak jugak pakai baju KOYAK!? MANA MEK TAU BAJU TU KOYAK! Haiyoh! Since when la tatau!? Patut la satu kedai memandang mek ala ala sesuatuh - mek ingat depa carut mek ape ke kan? Uper²nye, baju biruku yang baru itiew, dosi koyak!?!?!?!?!? NANGIS!

Time tu la cuak - cemana nih, nak buat apa nih? Haiyoh! Kan? Ha - mujur dalam kete mek ade jacket jeans - terus mek mintak si csi_X tu pi amekkan kat mek, and terus mek pakai on top. Meliew sial! Sangat meliew! Dicarutnya mek nih kemut duit la, apa la, takkan la anak ehem ehem bekerja as manager travel agency pakai baju koyak rabak? Terus mek cover... "Ala... tak suka la I nak menunjuk. Biar orang nampak kita lekeh selekeh²nya, tapi realitinya, kita bukan seperti yang digambarkan... OLEH BAJU KOYAK INIEH!!!!!!!"

Haiyoh u ols! I'm FAT u ols! I'm BENTAT again! Motif? Kalau tak bentat, masakan baju tu boleh terbertas terkoyak bagai!? MEK MALU OK! Haiyoh! Tapi, takpa... sesuai dan lazart lah dengan kenyataan dibawah ini...

"Padan lah koyak pon - baju Bundle - RM1 sehelai - sesuai lah pakai sekali setengah hari pakai jer terus koyak rabak!"

Tudiah! Ko mampu nak pakai baju Bundle? Mek mampu dan mek dinch melu! TAPI BAJU TU KOYAK DEPAN PUBLIC, mek meliew! Konfirm mek tak pi kedai nasi padang tu lagi dah for a couple of weeks - biar dia lupa sat, lepas tu baru mek pi balik. Kalau pi esok lusa nih, confirm dia mai peluk aku lagi and say... "SAJA NAK CHECK, KOT² BAJU HAT NIH PON KOYAK JUGAK!" Huwaaargghhhhhh! Nangis! TIDAK! I'm fattt you ols! FATTY BON BON FAT U OLS!!! Eh wait, am not fat. Baju tu yang kecik, dan murah, RM1, lazat lah koyak cam tu, kan? *Mati la in denial!!! HAHAHAHA!

Begitulah tadik kawan² sekalian, kisah suka duka sehelai baju biru yang baru - yang jangka hayat dalam kehidupan mek, hanya memakan masa, SETENGAH HARI...


Dah ler baju tu kecik sendat XXS, kainnye delicate dry-clean only, dah tu, RM1 from Bundle Gunung Keriang pulak tu - memang akan jadik cam nih nyer lah. Bukannye salah mek, KAN!? OPS!

-THE END- ... hahahahanjiung ler itiew!!!





Posted at 9:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Jury Jemputan - BKS Season 1


Yesza... Jury Jemputan katanya? Mek girang! I got the invitation jadik juri jemputan utk BKS Week 5. Errr... apakah BKS u might ask, kan? Mrasa... BLOGGER KICK START katanya... Nak tahu more about BKS? Mrasa click HERE nah? :)

Date: Sun, 6 May 2007 13:17:30 +0100 (BST)
From:Send an Instant Message "ujangMD (Terengganu Kiter)" <blues_ink@yahoo.com>  
Subject: ADVOKAT @ JURI JEMPUTAN THIS WEEK
To:lea_laurielle@yahoo.com
Assalamualaikum Lea...

Ujang ingin bantuan Lea untuk menjadi juri jemputan
untuk minggu ini....
Start 8mei- Hingga 14 mei.

assigment di berikan pada 8mei ini... dan assignment
dittp pada 10mei..

Jadi 10mei-12mei Ujang inginkan komen lea.... kerana
14mei.. Ujang ingin publish komen lea.

Jadi jika lea ada masa terluang.. bolehkah lea menjadi
advokat utk minggu ini??

Jika lea setuju, Lea leh cadangkan assigmnet utk
minggu ini.. Terpulang pada Lea.

Ujang harap lea dapat bagi maklum balas secepat
mungkin.
kerana Ujang ingin umumkan advokat utk minggu ke lima
ini pada 8mei..

Regards,
   
  UjangMD (Terengganu Kiter)
   
  www.ujangmd.blogspot.com 
   
  Wajah Yang Manis Wajah Yang Cantik,
  Wajah Senyuman Seribu Asyik,
  Wajah Melukis Keakraban Jiwa,
  Wajah Memotret Ketulusan Jiwa.


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But if I may put it up in my own words - techincally, BKS nih ala ala la macam my Bloggers Idol 2005 and 2006, tapi konsep yang cuba diselitkan dalam BKS nih oleh organizers nye, lain siket. Dinch ado undian pembaca/ peminat bagai. It is strictly based on the pemarkahan yang diberikan oleh the Hakim and Advokat (jury jemputan katanya)...

Sapa organizer nye? Mrasalah si Ujang MD dan diketua-hakimi oleh Red Mummy - both merupakan contenders dalam Bloggers Idol 2006 and yang telah dijuarai oleh Red Mummy herself.

At first mek memang dah suggested topic utk Week 5 nih tapi mek rase, topic assignment yang disediakan oleh pihak organizers tu lebih menepati tema minggu yang akan datang nanti nih - apo lagi kalau bukan Mothers Day, kan!? :)

Date: Tue, 8 May 2007 04:42:34 +0100 (BST)
From:Send an Instant Message "ujangMD (Terengganu Kiter)" <blues_ink@yahoo.com>  
Subject: soalan this week
To:"Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee" <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>

ASSIGNMENT MINGGU KELIMA
> 
> Mothers Day is a special day for honoring Mothers
> through out the world. The Mother's Day holds great
> significance for all of us. As usual, the Mothers
> Day
> 2007 will be celebrated on May 13th, 2007.
> Mother's Day is one occasion that gives you the
> opportunity to do something for your mother. And if
> you start wondering about the reasons you need to
> treat your mother, you would end up with nothing
> less
> than a zillion reasons.
> Let's just remember the most important reasons for
> which we need to be grateful to our mom. List out 5
> good reasons to do for your moms.


Regards,
   
  UjangMD (Terengganu Kiter)
   
  www.ujangmd.blogspot.com 
   
  Wajah Yang Manis Wajah Yang Cantik,
  Wajah Senyuman Seribu Asyik,
  Wajah Melukis Keakraban Jiwa,
  Wajah Memotret Ketulusan Jiwa.


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Topic merequestkan bloggers utk menyatakan 5 sebab kenapa kita perlu celebrate our mom's during this Mother's Day Celebration, kan? *mati la mek lite² blur tapi paham la jugak. LOL!

Whatever it is - kepada 6 remaining bloggers dalam Week 5 BKS Season 1 nih, mek just wanna wish you ols, like selalu mek wish to my bloggers competing dalam Bloggers Idol itiew, DO YOUR BEST - Don't just TRY your best becoz at times, trying is just not good enough! :) Always remember, aside from facts, detailed explainations, charts, graphics, photos, etc - your assignments should be honest, and comes from your heart. I've always believed in that - in order for people to enjoy what you write, you must write from your heart... :)

Good luck bloggers! And I wish you ever success!!!

Hmmm mek nak kasik komen nanti, ala ala jadik Simon Cowell kah? Or Paula Abdul? Fauziah Latiff? Or Roslan Aziz? Hurmmmm... tgk la cemana nanti ek? Hiks!





Posted at 11:59:59 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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