Aiyoyoyohhh! MEK KEMPOT! Kempot ok aku gelak angsa (GA) ok tgk pic nih! Mana mek dapat? RAHSIA!!! *bagi mereka yang ado account kat guys4men, cuba carik nengok - OPPS!!!!!!!! Lalalalalala HEY! Jgn cakap sesedap molot nah - bukan mek yang jumpa. Chef Aduka yang jumpa ok!!! SEE! Mek siap linkkan profile dia sebagai bukti! Ko ado!? OPPS!!!!!!

Nah - mrasa! APAKAH!? MUNGKINKAH? BAGAIMANAKAH!?!?!? Mek pengsan!!!

KAN!? Ko tak mengucap tgk pic separa lucah iniey?!?! *PARENTAL GUIDANCE NEEDED FOR KIDS BELOW THE AGE OF AKHIL-BALIGH TO VIEW THIS PIC!* Tgk Batman ngan Robin kaedahnye bercombuan!? NANGIS OK!!! Crime fighting partners ley? Terus jadik BEDMATES also ley? KEJI SANGAT!

Mrasa - This 10th pic in "I.N.C." is in definite mode in need of caption(s)! Martea-lar-lark!!!!!!!!!

Lalalalala dui!

Case: Slow Internet Connection (Sources - thanks to forum Cari.com.my di board Internet, Multimedia, Web Design)

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Msg posted by zep:

UPDATES : Internet users has been advised that repair work at APCN2 may take several days, which means the slow link to international sites may persist for a while.

What is APCN2?

It is the longest international seabed fibre cable network, 19,000km in total length, in the Asia-Pacific, linking China, Japan, Malaysia, Republic of Korea, Singapore, and onward to linking America, Europe and Australia. The network went into operation in October 2002 for the initial phase.

The project was spearheaded by 26 telecommunications companies, namely Advantel, Cable & Wireless Global Network, Cable&Wireless HKT, China Telecom, China Unicom, Chunghwa Telecom, Concert, Global Network Services, Global One, Japan Telecom, KDD Corpe ration, Korea Telecom, KPN, Layer 2, MCI, WorldCom, Metromedia Giber Network Service, NTT Com, NCIC, OneLink Cable Network, PLDT, StarHub, SingTel, Taiwan Fixed Network, Teleglobe, Telekom Malaysia, Telstra and Williams Communications.

The APCN2 cable system was designed to provide 2.56 Terrabits per second (Tbps) using state-of-the-art Dense Wavelength Division Multiplexing (DWDM) technology to provide upgradeable, future proof transmission facilities. However, APCN2 currently runs on a designated transmission capacity of 160 Gigabits per second (Gbps).

According to the APCN2 agreement, Malaysia maintains a Terminal Station at Segment T2, Kuantan, whihc is within Segment S2 and represented by TM Berhad. Whereas, Segment S7 affected by this morning's earthquake consists of submarine cable containing four (4) optical fibre pairs that connect the Network Interfaces at the Terminal Station at Tanshui (Taiwan); and at the Terminal Station at Shantou (Mainland China).

Under the APCN2 specifications, all Segment S are terminal stations equipped with critical terminal equipment, including Network Interface for STM-1, STM-4, STM-16 and STM-64 levels.

Critically, the APCN2 Agreement also provisions that all Segment S must maintain adequate inventory of related spare and standby units and components, which include but not limited to optical amplifiers, BUs (Branching Units), cable lengths, and terminal equipment.

The customers' anticipation is none other than swift service recovery.

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Msg posted by wakmatz:

Latest News from TM.NET.MY
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
ANNOUNCEMENT

We wish to inform our customers that the Internet service is currently experiencing a degradation in performance caused by several outages at some of the international links.  This is attributed to the Richter 7.1 magnitude earthquake that struck off the southern coast of Taiwan at 12.07 a.m. on 27th December 2006, which caused the APCN2 (Asia Pacific Cable Network 2) submarine cable fault between Shantou, China and Tanshui, Taiwan and between Lantau, Hong Kong and Chongming, China.

This has caused outages at several TM Net international transit and peering links, mainly to the said countries. As a result,  Internet users in Malaysia and other parts of Asia may be experiencing some delay when assessing content and websites hosted outside of Malaysia, especially in U.S., Japan, China, Taiwan, Korea and Europe. TM Net has taken immediate action to divert traffic through other back-up links to reduce the traffic congestion.

The international providers are carrying out immediate restoration works to rectify the problem.  We will be making further announcements when the service has resumed.

TM Net Sdn Bhd apologizes for any inconvenience caused whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we are doing all that is necessary in order to restore the service as soon as possible.

Customers can call TM Net Customer Interaction Centre at 1-300-88-9515 (24 hours) or 1-300-88-1515 from 8:00 a.m. till midnight or e-mail us at custcare@tm.net.my for further enquiries about this matter.

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For those yang leh baca this entry/ access my blog/ use the internet - pass around this rather useful information I obtained from the forum. I believe since it worked for me, I might as well share this info for those yang belum tahu...

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Msg posted by zep:

List proxy yang boleh dipakai buat masa ni.. akan diupdate dari semasa ke semasa

my1.doubleukay.com port 3128
165.228.128.10 port 3128
165.228.133.10 port 3128
165.228.130.10 port 3128
165.228.132.10 port 3128

*Thanks to WKkaY dan GameSky dari forum lowyat.net

Cara nak guna proxy

Internet Explorer
Klik Tools - Internet Options
Klik Connections tab - LAN Settings
Dekat proxy server section... Tickkan 'user a proxy server on your LAN...'
Pilih salah satu dari proxy yang sy boldkan dengan warna merah tu... dan tickkan 'bypass proxy server for local address'
Klik OK
Done!

Firefox
Klik Tools - Options
Select 'Advanced' - Klik 'Network' tab.
Klik 'Settings' button dan tickkan 'Manual Proxy Configuration'
Masukkan IP dan port yang sy tandakan merah tu.
Tick 'use this proxy server for all protocols'
Klik OK
Done!

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Hopefully entry nih dapat disebarkan tarkik lah cara mana sekali pun. Like for me, I'll spread this proxy news thingie via phonecall. Biar kawan² yang belum tahu dapat tau cemana nak masuk Internet, kan?

Good luck!

Hahahaha! Mek tak tahan tgk pic kawan mek nih! Sesuka hati die jer ek? Hehehe...
Mrasa - lets! Kite kasik caption(s) utk pic iniey... lets!

Mrasa - me off again for yet another family vacation thingy to the "Pearl of the Orient, treasured island of, PENANG!!!" Giiitu! Hiks!


Me will be away starting from today, at approximately 10am mek akan bertolak dengan family mek dan abang Long mek and his family plus my cousin's family and also kawan abang Long mek nye family - wahhh - mrasalah meriah berfamily² pergi ke Penang katanya nak celebrate cuti² X'mas, kan? Hiks! 3 days 2 nights, in Penang. Mrasalah balik by Tuesday afternoon...

Dan as much as its gonna be one of those biasa² boring family trip, yang mek looking forward sebenarnye adalah tempat penginapan - hiks! Dosi lama tak duduk kat Shangri-La's Golden Sands Penang, Batu Feringghi katanya. Bila zaman duduk sitiew last pun, mek dinch hui! Mek rase, lebih 10 years plus tak duduk sitiew. Hiks! I wonder how is it gonna be like, after more than 10 years dinch duduk menginap disitiew. Hiks!


Owh well - mek balik Tuesday, InsyaAllah Tuesday night tu mek update blog dengan citer ke Penang iniey, nah?

So - for my readers yang celebrates X'mas, HO HO HO!!! Meeewwyyy Kwisssmaaaaas!!! *Mati la Santarinaclause in red glittering high heels by Jimmy Choo, kan? HAHAHA... and for those yang dinch celebrate Christmas, well, mek amek kesempatan iniey also utk mengucapkan, HAPPY HOLIDAYS people!!!


Toodles!!!

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*TUTORIAL KE-4: Make up simple/ Make up lite² katanya (Brownish/ earth colored smokey eyes...)Mrasa - ketemu kembali dalam kelas make up kite yer adek², ahkak², aunty² and all... hiks!Kalau dalam kelas² tutorial sebelum ini, banyak menekankan make up tebal (even dikatanya lite² make up, TETAP bulu mata pelesu ataih dan bawah, kan? Muahaha), mrasalah kali ini kita buat simple dan very nude/ lite make up yer - sesuai utk ke pejabat ke, keluar biasa² jer ape ke yer...

1. Bersihkan muka / bahagian mata (kalau nak make up mata jer la - macam mek nih ha. Tak yah la sebok² basuh satu muke - bukannye nak make up satu muka pun, kan? MUHAHAHA!)

2. Lepas tu, biasa lah - the 3 basics - foundasi, compact power, loose powder...

3. Lepas dah sapu semua all rata² sebati bagai, mrasalah tenyeh eyeshadow warna lightest brown kat seluruh kelopak

4. Lepas tu, amek the darkest brown dan tenyeh kat hujung kelopak (AS usual, 3 combinasi color browns yer - darkest as base, lightest as bahagian teratas smokey, dan semi-light/dark brown itu as warna ke 3 utk mem-blend-kan the light brown and the darkest brown itiew...)

Dan setelah memblendkannye dengan the medium brown, BARU MEK SEDAQ! MOTIF buat tema make up cam hari tu tutorial ke 3!?!?!?!??! CANCEL! Hahahaha...

5. So cancel yang NOMBOR 4  tadik tu. CANCEL step tu jer tau! - bukan bermakna PADAM MAKE UP yang dah ado tu YER! Jgn padam! Applykan CORRECTIVE make up. Improvise katnya! Mrasalah amek darkest brown tu dan tempek cam mek buat nih...

6. Lepas tu, amek medium brown dan tempekkan in between the lightest brown (bahagian atas tu) dengan the darkest brown (yang dah jadik base tu), blendkan slow slow, nicely...

7. Blendkan sampai jadik cam ginik...

8. Bersihkan mana mana yang patut...

9. Dah habis tu, amek the darkest brown tadik tu, tempek dengan cotton bud, dan tenyeh bawah mata cam nih.. hujung² jer, sampai tengah mata siket - that's it...

Nampak dak? Nampak kan?

10. Pastu u ols buat apa ek? Japs - owh yes... clearkan the sisa² eyeshadow tu dengan dust off itew loose powder itiew...

Kan dah clear, kan? :)

11. Lukiskan eyeliner liquid yer - NIPIISSSS senipis² yang boleh... cam nih...

Nampak?

12. Pastu, amek cotton bud yang u ols guna brown gelap utk bawah mata tadik tu, tenyehkan lagi dengan darkest brown tu dan tempek slowly, gently, atas eyeliner tu sikit - kasik blend in the base dark brown tu. Ini adalah utk tidak mengobviouskan eyeliner hitam tu (teknik nih mek baru belajar TADI as I was doing the make up - seriously. Mek just tried, explored, sebab tannak kasik eyeliner hitam tu nampak obvious sangat...)

13. Pastu, pakai mascara, utk bulu mata atas dan bawah, light² jer - jgn boh gagah macam si Kris Dayanti tu yer - gigih sekaliks nih boh mascara macam kasik bulu mata tu mandi dengan mascara- berketul². Fauziah Latiff pun used to buat cam tu. Hazabiatul lah! Hiks!

Pastu? HABIS LER! Selesai!!!Yeap - that's it. SIMPLE make up yang kalian boleh praktikkan daily, especially time gi office ke ape ke - serikan lagi dengan contact lense gitiew...TAPI, kalau mek - MEK TETAP nak sempurnakan make up mata mek dengan sekurang²nya bulu mata palsu utk bahagian ATAS jer. Kang buat bawah, dah tak jadik simple dah namanye, kan? Muahahaha... mrasa!

Kalau dah namanya p**d*n, TETAP lah berbulu mata pelesu bagai! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good luck!

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Base: KRAYOLAN CHINESE + NUMBER 6
Base powder: Miyami Number 3 + Loreal Translucide Natural Luminous Make Up Two Way Foundation (AMBER BEIGE)
Lose powder: Loreal Translucide Loose Powder (MEDIUM BEIGE)
Eyeliner: BODY SHOP EYELINER (BLACK)
All 3 shades of brown colors for eyeshadow: WALES pallet
Highlight eyeshadow: Lightest brown out of the three shades of brown/ earth colors
Eyelashes: SINMA

"Assalamualaikum..." berinya salam seorang lelaki di muka pintu pagar rumahku...

"Waalaikumsalam..." jawabku sambil berjalan menuju ke arahnya di pintu pagar...

"Tumpang tanya.... XXXX XXXXX tinggal di sini ke?" soalnya lagi...

"Er... yer... kenape? Ade ape² ke yang boleh saya tolong?" jawabku sopan, tidak mahu menunjukkan keadaanku yang sebenarnye...

"Encik nih ke XXXX XXXXX?" sambungnya lagi...

"Yer saye... kenape?" jawabku sambil ibuku menghampiri kami...

"Tak der, saye terjumpa dompet ini. Maaf lah saya terpaksa membukanya utk mengenalpasti siapakah pemilik dompet ini..." ujarnya sambil menyerahkan sebuah dompet/ organizer panjang berwarna hitam...

Bagaikan nak luruh jantung dan hatiku dibuatnya melihat keadaan dompet itu masih elok... kubuka dompet itu tergopoh gapah. Ibu dibelakangku sudah memerhati dan membuat² muka... lalu berkata...

"Jumpa kat mana ni dik?"

"Di tempat letak kereta Giant Mak Cik..." jawabnya pemuda itu yang nak kata gelap, tak lah gelap sangat. Tapi gelap la juga...

*ISH! I cannot lah write blog camnih! Bahasa so SPM one - aiyoh! If I have to / were to write a book, mek tannak tulis cam nih! Biar lah Dewan Bahasa tak approve, mek nak gak tulis cam mek tulis blog normally nih, ROJAK jer all - biar mek mintak approval UFM Imah Lenggok, kan? MRASA! Hahaha...

So as I was busy checking my stuffs, mummy dearie yang dok buat muka sentap tu dok soal siasat dengan mamat tu. It seems to be that mamat tu anak kepada A, yang merupakan kawan BBD (Bigbossdaddy). So thats beside the point la kan.

Mek tak belek lama² sangat wallet tu - mek just said "Semua ok jer. Duit jer la tak der..." as mek bisik to mummy dearie... and then mamat tu cakap...

"Sorry la kena bukak wallet tu - tapi saya bukak just nak tgk IC utk check pemilik wallet nih..."

Mummy just had to go and ask... urrgh!

"Waktu adik bukak wallet tu, duit ade tak?"

"Tak der Mak Cik... yang ade semua tu jer... passport international pun ada gak saya rasa..."

KAN? THAT'S IT! Mummy dah tahu!!! Mummy dah tahu!!! Dah sah sah ler... OPS! Tannak la menuduh. Tapi, ironic nye all this, erm, before that... sat biaq mek sambung citer conversation nih dulu...

"So kalau tak der pa per, saya mintak diri dulu la ye..." mamat tu kata. Motif mek cakap mamat, sedangkan tadik mummy cakap ADIK? Kekeke - yer la, budak tu seems older dari mek, mamat la. Takkan mek nak panggei adik? Dan mummy pulak kena lah dia bahasakan adik, takkan "NAK" as in "ANAK" kot, kan? Satgi tetiber mamat tu kata "Apa nak nak? Bila masa saya jadik anak makcik?" Motif menyimpang topic?

"Eh kejap dik, jumpa wallet nih bila tatau?" Mummy nih! URGH! Just had to ask la kan! Dah jumpa wallet tu, udah ler!

"HARI KHAMIS PTG SAYA JUMPA KAT PARKING TU!!!"

Motif!? Khamis petang!? Sedangkan hilangnye, MALAM/ MAGHRIB!?!?!?! Nevermind - satgi mek go to that part yang mek rase curiga LITE² jer - tapi takder lah sampai peringkat nak menuduh... tapi... erm, tak per lah - pa per pon, ALHAMDULILLAH...

So ok - anyways, lepas dah mamat tu balik dah semua (menaikki Waja Silver, plate number KBF1**2) mek masuk umah - jenjejeng! 1st bab, kena sembur dengan sembur dengan MUMMY dulu! Pomprang pomprang kena maki, just had to raised her voice, BBD yang dok tgk pokok² orchidsnya terdengar, and BOOM! 2nd bab kena sembur - dengan BBD. Apa la international passport dok bawak mrata la, susah la nak buat baru kalau ilang, bla bla bla - yadey yadey yadey - mek buat muka sedeh seposen mek and then mek masuk bilik lepas dah kena potpetpotpetpotpet!

SO masuk bilik, sebelum mek buat entry nih, mek pikir²kan bende² yang mek nak sebut nih as I was re-checking my wallet itiew...

1. Umi CA cakap tunggu LUSA (meaning Sabtu, today la kan). "DIA" mai hantaq - taktau la hantaq cara lagu mana. Kot dia pi hantaq kat Giant balik ke, balai polis ke, apa ke - janji kalau ada rezeki, dia mai hantaq. And true, dia mai hantaq sunggoh. I'm grateful for that. Thankful to dia dan "HIM" yang esa sebab beri mek rezeki utk dapat balik semua dalam wallet tu... walaupun temanye duit cash tak der dah (termasuk the Thai Bhatt)

2. Umi CA also cakap, "ORG TU" nak kata mamak, tak mamak. Kelly Ng, tak Kelly Ng sangat (keling), nak kata Melayu - tak pasti; berbadan besar, gempal, gelap (that explained the mamak tak mamak, kelly ng tak kelly ng tu la kan...) yang jumpa wallet tu dan amek dan yang Umi CA cakap "SUSAH" nak buat dia mai hantaq balik, tapi dicubanya jugak, dan dimintanya tunggu sehari dua, LUSA tu... Alhamdulillah... dia mai hantaq jugak. Lembut jugak la hati dia nak mai hantaq... tapi ironicnya, sama description Umi CA tu, kan?

3. Motif ko cakap ko duduk kat neighbourhood itiew - dan ko jumpa wallet tu KHAMIS PTG yer dan bukan Khamis malam... dan ko pass hari nih, SABTU? Not that mek nak menuduh dia apa², but just, well - terpikir jer... nevermind la kan. Janji hang mai hantaq. Tapi jauh disudut hati mek, mek terpikir la jugak, kan...

4. Mummy cakap kalau ade bende hilang dalam wallet tu, it couldn't be him yang menghantarnya tu yang mengambilnya. Chances/ possibilitiesnye TETAP ade yang sidia yang menghantar, nama tak disebut, tapi nama bapaknye dia sebut tu, yang mengambilnya, kan? Not that again, bukan mek menuduh. Just wandering mind masih tertanya² jugak. It is possible yang dia yang amek sebab of the things yang mek dah sebut² atas nih, dan dia boleh datang cakap kat kami yang dia yang org kedua jumpa. Meaning after orang pertama jumpa and stole my ccards and also my cash semua, so dia org kedua jumpa dan dia yang mai hantaq. Tapi still, awat hari nih baru hantaq tatau?

Whatever it is, mek dinch mau menuduh overdose. Lite² udahla as I'm thinking about it and writing about this kes... All bende² documents dalam tu, segala I/C, lesen and all - semua ade, EXCEPT the cash and the credit cards. Motif ko nak amek credit card? Nak boh minyak kot? (sebab boh minyak petrol kete jer la kot yang doesn't require signature, kan? Tu yang bahayanya kalau hilang ccard these days - sebab kalau owner tu tak sedaq ccard nya hilang, dan tak BLOCK the card usage, MRASALAH org tu boleh buat sesuka hati isi minyak ketenye (kalau ade kete la kan) and also, shopping ONLINE kat mana² CC yang IP addressnya walaupun boleh detect, but still, kat CC, sapa² leh guna, kan?) Tarkik lah bab credit card tu sebab mek dah blocked immediately malam tu... Tapi tu la bahayanya credit cards these days, kan?

Owh well - Alhamdulillah, Syukur yang tak terhingga pada NYA (and pada si DIA tadik tu) kerana memulangkan 70% nyawa mek kembali pada mek. Memang betul, ade hikmah disebalik semua nih. Insiden ini mengajar mek utk:

1. Be extra careful dan jgn lalai dan cuai tertinggal bende² sana sini, kan? Tapi kita as human, tend to make mistakes - and I've learned from it.

2. Jgn dok bawak International Passport mrata tempat - mrasalah Mummy dah tengking suruh kasik dia simpan jer passport tu!

3. Apa lagi ek yang mek pelajari? Owh well - JGN sembunyik apa² perkara penting dari parents - depa surely sooner or later akan tahu jugak. Nahhh - terbukti! Dah berkali² terbukti. Pun begitu as mek terangkan kat my parents tadi, bukan niat nak sembunyi. Memang plannye mek nak habaq kat depa pasal kes nih, by ptg/ malam nih. Sebab mek nak tunggu dulu apa akan jadik today sebab Umi CA dah ikhtiar dan suruh tunggu sampai today. And today will end tgh malam satgi nuh! So kalau nan ado jumpa wallet tu, or orang tak mai hantaq balik, mek akan break the news 1st thing tomorrow morning. Tapi tu la, dah org tu mai hantaq, Tuhan dah bagi mek rezeki dan peluang jumpa balik wallet tu - mrasalah terkantoi pecah lobang. (Geee, kalau la mek dapat wallet tu diam diam, tak der lah BBD and mummy dapat tahu, kan? SEE! Ade niat nak mohong lagik tu! Mati la berahsia biarlah rahsia sampai bila²! HAHAHA)

Dah la kot - entry pun makin panjang la pulak! Muahahah! Yang mek nak citer, dah mek citerkan dengan terpeinchi, kan? Harap² org² yang membaca blog/ entry mek nih pun, dapat tauladan dan iktibar dari apa yang mek dah lalui... Now mek nak pi umah CA, peluk cium si Umi nya CA, dan heret Umi, eh, silap, heret CA kuaq teman mek pi cancel the police report! So I/C, Lesen/ Passport - semua boleh pakai lagik. Credit cards, charge cards, bank account book/ atm cards jer la nak kena pi buat lain bagai. Replacement ccards and chargecards are on their way already - pihak bank dah mailed 'em sebaik saja mek cancelled/ blocked my ccards and chargecards. Efficient sunggoh! ATM cards and account book je lah Monday mek nak pi buat lain. Yang penting, PASSPORT TU! ALHAMDULILAH!!!

Dui!

PERMOHONAN SALINAN REPORT BALAI POLIS ALOR STAR KEDAH
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NAMA: **** ***** *** ******

NO.K/PENGENALAN: **0628-02-****

TELNO: 012-*******

ALAMAT: Alor Star

PEKERJAAN: Pengurus

ALOR SETAR REPORT: 22***/06

TARIKH REPORT: 21/12

TARIKH BELI: 24/12

PEGAWAI PENYIASAT: Azura/ Tuan Malik

ADUAN OLEH: Sendiri

WAKTU ADUAN DITULIS: 2100hrs

ADUAN BERTULIS: Pada 21/12/2006, kira² pada jam 1930hrs, saya telah mendapati dompet saya tiada dalam simpanan saya. Saya mengesyaki yang dompet saya telah hilang/ tercicir dikawasan pasaraya Giant, di Souk Al- Bukhari, Alor Star. Antara dokumen² yang telah hilang:

1. International Passport
2. Kad pengenalan
3. Drivers Licence D class
4. ATM card Maybank, Bumiputra Commerce Bank
5. Buku akaun Maybank, Bumiputra Commerce Bank
6. Credit card BCB Visa
7. Diners Club Card
8. Cash: Lebih kurang - MYR180.00++, THB1000.00++

Saya yang membuat aduan;


xxx
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TANDATANGAN

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Yeeeppp! True - I've lost it; lost it all... cemana? Ikuti lah citer mek nih yer...

Ptg semalam (Khamis) lepas balik keje, mummy dearie suwoh pi Giant katanya belik groceries bagai. So I was like, ok jer. Lepas habis keje semua, around 6ish tu, mek pon drive la pi ke Giant. Sampai Giant, parked my car, and kuar terus jer shopping. Mek pakai jeans, singlet putih and denim jacket sajork. And my wallet yang sebesaq² alam tu mek taruh dalam poket jacket denim mek tu. Poket tu besar, dan dibahagian dalam. So senang mek nak taruk wallet bagaikan purse bagaikan organizer itiew dalam poket jacket tu, kan? Poket sebelah lagi mek sumbat segala hp la rokok la apa la - mek tak kuasa nak bawak turun beg sandang mek tu kang nak kena letak kat kaunter beg. The only reason mek bawak beg tu kehulu kehilir sebab nak letak barang² personal mek dalam tu lah - and since mek malas nak bawak turun beg tu, mrasalah I just bring down my wallet tu jer and taruk dalam jacket.

So anyways, shopping habis, dah settled semua kat cashier - mek masukkan ccard mek, dan resit tu, ke dalam wallet mek tu, and then, lepas dah zip wallet/ purse besaq gedabak itiew, instead of mek taruk dalam jacket denim tu balik, (dah memang gaya nak boh balik kat dalam jacket tu) mek sort of like - "Ah, kejap lagi nak bukak jacket nih la dalam kete... kuasa la nak letak wallet dalam nih" and terus mek campakkan wallet mek tu ke dalam trolley yang masih mek dok tolak sebab isian penuh dan mek nak tolak pi ke kerets.

Sampai jer kat kerets - mek sebok isikan barang² dalam kerete - sambil dok usya² mat² rempit dok kacau 2 3 budak pompuan pakai tudung, dan as mek dok pindahkan beg beg plastics tu semua masuk kete, mek prasa ade couple dok belakang mek, tak jauh dari mek dan kete mek, dok berdating. Whatever lah kan - mek habis jer pindah² barang semua, masuk kete - and terus balik umah. Girang nih balik umah, unloaded the groceries, and makan siket, mandi semua - siap², nak gi ke umah CA, tolong dia buat hantaran kawin kat kawan dia. Alih², dah siap, mek amek kunci kerets, mek amek rokok mek, dan mek amek hp hp mek - DAN mek carik, MANA WALLET AKU!? And that was like an hour selepas mek balik dari Giant! And where's the wallet?

Mek pi la rushing balik ke Giant - tanya security guards and abang² yang keje kat situ susun² trolley tu semua - nan ado. Mek dah cuak. Mek tak kisahkan duit dan i/c lesen credit card bagai semua tu - tuh ha, International Passport mek tu! You may ask, why on earth would I be keeping my international passport dalam tu and carry it around? Sebab dah TERBIASA dari zaman crew, sampai now - I feel safe keeping the passport everywhere I go, kan? Mrasalah kali nih - safe kah!?

So lepas cuak nanges bagai, mek pi terus umah CA mintak dia temankan mek pi buat police report. Sambil² tu mek terus called Maybank, BCB semua - blocked all my ATM bank cards, my ccards and charge cards. So that settles it. Report pun buat - tapi dapat salinan tu jer lah - Sunday baru leh gi amek yang original/ official report tu sebab reports kan leh amek during office hours je kan...

Tapi memandangkan kehilangan barang² dalam wallet tu, TERMASUK International Passport, mek diinterview oleh Tuan Malik tu, CA temankan mek dan dia yang banyak cakap on my behalf yang masih terkedukejut bagai nak gila atas insiden ini...When it comes tu international passport, Tuan Malik tu cakap, memang depa kena interview sebab nak tgk, genuine ke idak report/ aduan mek tu, and bla bla bla - and since dia ala² tahu situasi mek as ex crew with MH dan currently running my own travel agency serta tahu sikit sape my dad and family, dia tak banyak soal sangat and was very helpful and kejap jer dia interview sebab dia cakap "Ok, tak mencuriga/ meragukan ..." kan?

Tah la u ols - adoi! Next week I bet akan jadik minggu yang erm, hmm... minggu lintang pukang go here and there - Pej. Pendaftaran la, Immigration lah, JPJ la, bank² lah itu ini - adoiii! Hasslenye!!!

And lepas tu gi balik umah CA, mintak tolong Umi si CA. Umi CA boleh 'tengok²' - pepaham jer la. Mintak la tolong dia tgk²kan, kot² I've missed placed it ke, or memang betol dah tercicir/ tertinggal dalam trolley itiew, dan lantas kena sariap, kan? Umi CA belek pi belek mai, klebek pi klebek mai kat daun daun sireh katanya - dia cakap mek tertinggal dalam trolley tu. And ade sorang manusia gelap katanya, "... Umi tak bghapa jelas lah nak tgk - nampak gaya nak macam keling siket? Bukan org India ni, nih keling² - ... badan dia besaq², gelap, (no wonder she cannot see clearly, ops!)" And Umi sambung cakap, "Dia nih pon mai shopping jugak. Lepaih tu dia nampak wallet tu dia ambik la..."

Adoi! Tak puas hati mek. Mek tanya Umi boleh detect tak org tu kat mana ka apa ka, apa dia buat dengan wallet tu - dia mai hantaq balik ka apa ka, pi bawak ke balai polis ka, bagi kat Giant ka security ka apa ka kan? Umi macam senyap - geleng² kepala siket... "Ish, macam susah ja dia nak bok mai bagi balik... "

Mek masih mencuba... "Ala Umi - cuba la lagik. Bagi 'dia' tu ubat panaih siket ka sampai tak leh duduk diam dan kena bagi balik beg tu...". "Ish, payah nih. Tapi kita tgk la lagu mana nah. Kalau tak esok, Sabtu. Umi bagi 2 hari, kita tgk. Kalau ada rezeki, dia mai hantaq balik. Kalau dak, pakai kigha tadak rezeki la..."

2 hari ek? Mek bukan lah taksub nak percaya sangat², tapi no harm mek mengharap, kan? Harap² kata² Umi tu masin - mai sehari dua nih, si 'dia' tu pulangkan balik harta mek tu. Mek takkisah lah bab duit tu sebab duit boleh cari. Tapi tu lah - segala passport, I/C, lesen, cards and what not - eh wait, card ATM and ccards semua bagai dah memang kena permenant block and buat baru bagai - tu yang penting tu 3 bende tu jer la kot - Passport, I/C ngan Lesen - aiyoh!!! Tak kisah la cemana sekali pun bentuk dia nak pulangkan, asalkan dia pulangkan these 3 items. Chances are low, I know - but, who know, kan? Wallahua'lam...

Takkan la tadak langsung manusia jujur kot area sini kot? Kalau mek lah jumpa, mek pulangkan balik!

Ish - siapa sangka siapa menduga the minute mek zipped my wallet lepas shopping ptg semalam tu, was like the last time mek pegang/ tgk wallet mek tu and all its' contents, kan? Tah la - macam... eeee - geram pon ade. Dah memang nak letak dalam jaket mek balik dah time tu, yang pi gatai boh dalam trolley tu pulak. And tak prasan pulak tu tertinggal, ish! Nih la kot org kata, dah nak jadi, kan?

Tah la... I just hope... that... org tu hantar balik wallet tu esok or something... *tawakal je la...*