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Monday, December 26, 2005

A night to remember - Gathering TB Zone Tengah


Well well.. guess what? Am back! Yes, and I do mean, am back at home, back from my wonderful BKK trip, back to bloggin' and I guess esok, back to work *sigh*

Dan dengan inih bermula la series of serious blog updating u ols. Mrasalah mek banyak citer nak citerkan pasal hal bercuti²an mek ke BKK hari tu. Akan tetapi, mek hold dulu citer tu sebab nak give way utk citer pasal gathering Tagboard/ Chatterbox mek utk chatters Zone Tengah katanya. Hiks!

Mek dosi sampai ke KL pada awal pagi Khamis, December 22nd. Kan mek kata mek nak pi BKK on 23rd kan? So mek pi awai sehari, dengan niat ikhlas nak buat gathering utk chatters tb mek di zone tgh. Sebab hari tu kan dah buat utk zone Utara? Mrasalah hanya ado 2 zones nih sajo. LOL! Lepas mek sampai tu, pepagi buta tu mek dosi mintak bantuan si 5thE to pick me up dan terus ke umah Volks di KJ. Tapi mrasalah kami singgah di A&W PJ yang 24 jam itiew for an early breakfast katanya. Mati la makin bentat berbreakfast dengan hotdog dan onion rings katanya... Pastu sampai ke umah Volks, selepas berpeluk cium bagai dengan si Volks yang masih mamai baru bangun tidur itiew, sempat 5thE ngan mek menghabiskan sisa² tenaga pagi, berphotography session katanya. Which reminds me, 5thE! Emailkan mek pics itiew pls!

So lepas tu, yeah - you've guessed it right. 5thE ke officenye, Volks also - mrasalah mek membentangkan diri mek dah tidur sampai ke tgh hari buta! LOL! Sedar² sajo, terus called Mark and Dylan from KJ itiew. Depa datang, sembang² sat, pastu kami kuar ke KLCC; surprisedkan si Rizz, Kak Lara Glitters and also Eva Glitters. Jumpa dengan si Amanda Hugo Boss dan also lovernye di Armani kot? Hmmm... And lepas tu, sembang pi sembang mai, lunchies kat KLCC la and what not, balik ke KJ, katanya - DRAGGONNNNNNN utk gathering malam itiew! Dylan helped me out, so did Mark... and Amanda, bebarangs miew ade di umah Abang Volks! Hiks! Mati la Ginger belom kasik accessories Abang Volks baliks! Opps!

And as usual - kalau mek bebetul nak drag, mrasalah mek lembab (al tema, yer la, mek kan dah lama tak drag - so lama la siket nak pakai itu pakai ini katanya kan! Dan mek tannak la tiba as sangkak; walaupun tembam gemuk ke ape ke, janji mek tannak la hadir dengan make up sangkak. Cukup la badan now dah sangkak, KAN!? LOL!) Dan macam tensi sangat, time² nak siap siap tu la hp berdering bagai nak gile. Kejap itu kejap ini - nak nangis sangat! LOL!

Memula janji kul 8.30pm, pastu lajakkan ke 9pm, pastu POSTPONED EARLIER ke 8pm? APA kah maksudnya itiew? Yang penting, guests (chatters) dosi sampai, TETAP LAH MEK tiba by 9pm. Hiks! Mati la mek feeling red carpet kat Syed KJ tu (mati la Sallysa!)

Sampai² jer kat Syed KJ tu, MEMANG mek akui, it was a bit, like, erm, kindda like a shaky moment for me; mana lagi nak jumpe chatters mek, mana lagi mek yang dah lama tak drag tetiber came in drag, mana lagi nak jalan depan public katanya kan setelah sekian lama tak dragon in public - tapi bak kata Fiebs, konfidensi mek, HIKS, ADO lagi katanya! LOL! In those heels, terasa lutut mek bagai nak tercabut jer u ols - tapi tetaplah feeling catwalk nih. Sampai² sajo, ade la unsur² melu² segan silu bagai, tatkala bersalaman dengan mereka yang dosi hadir. Waktu mek sampai tu, yang dah ado were:

Volks, 5thE, Neo, Ameer, Kak Nam, Pak Nam, Bonny...

Duduk tak sampai lima menet, aD and Nasik sampai.

Pastu Fiebies also sampai - tapi mrasalah dia dah memang dok ade kat Syed KJ tu tapi duduk sengsorang kat meja lain. Katanya tunggu mek sampai. Hiks Dia segan kot.

Then si Kiefancy sampai, siap bawah hadiah kat mek ok! Apa kes? Birthday mek punye hadiah ke? Awww Kie, you shouldn't have... LOL!

And then, Apek sampai dengan Abang Nixxx. And so, jadik lah total yang hadir 13 of us! csi_X pon sampai sebelum mek sampai. Tapi katanya Kak Nam... "Ala, Najib tu. Dia sampai, dia kenalkan diri, dia slamber makan french fries orang, pastu dia blah..." HAHAHAHA apakah temanya itiew? Feeling STAR JUICE ke? LOL!

kW couldn't make it - katanya ade futsal. Yerla, pentingkan futsal dari I! Hehehe... tak per. Mek tak kisah (tapi tetap CDH! LOL!) Adam and Zach, Wallahua'lam. Katanya Volks depa tak dapat datang. Alahai. Kalau idak, pasti muriah lagi, kan? Hiks!

Sewaktu gath itiew berlangsung (ceh, berlangsung nih... bole?), mek asiklah peluh. Maklum la. Dah gimuk - asik lah cepat berpeluh. Dok pulak sebelah si Ameer dan si Neo tu, ADO sajo nak gelakkan. Pastu bertentangan dengan mek, si Bonny Razali tu pulak asik carut overdose kat mek - mrasalah mek dok lap peluh sajo. Pastu dengan gelak ketawa riuh rendah si Kie, 5thE, Volks, Kak Nam (PAK NAM PON SAMA NAIK! Mati la Neo asik usya Pak Nam - OPPS! Larrrrrrrrrriii!!!), hai, mek ibaratkan, Syed KJ tu dah macam anak syarikat mek dah, bole? LOL!

Ameer and mek... hiks! Suke tau dia buat muke toek tu! Spoil betul! Mujur cute - oppps!


Amboi² Kak Nam... risau benau dia takut si Neo celahbed Pak Nam - oppps! Masalahnye, Neo ke, atau mek? KE BONNY!?


Bonny tgh posing utk Ameer. Yang si Volks tu apasal? Nak bersin ke? LOL!


Volks, Nasik yang menten dan aD yang cantik - I was referring to the hair! Oppps! Mati la mek tgk lovebird nih! LOL!...


Yang penting, Kie datang TETAP berbulu mata ok! Mengalahkan mek yang drag nih! Hanjs tau. Hehehehe...


Memang betoi la. Most, I SAY MOST of my pics, semuanya shot belah kiri mek, kan? Mrasalah mek feeling Mariah celup Kari sat! LOL! Siapa yang gambarnye kena blur/cutoff itiew? ADEEE la - rahsia!


Mek dan Neo


Ameer ngan mek - time nih Ameer dah bukak heels dia. OPPS!!!


And then, tiba² sajo...

"Excuse me... you ni... LL kan?"

Haiyoh - the whole table went completely silensio katanya, tatkala mendengar tegur sapa seorang wanita berkaca mata, yang datang ke meja kami itiew. Mek macam... ermmm... siapa dia ni ek?

Pastu mek dapat tau, dia one of my blog readers. AIYOH! Mek terharu sundel! Orang datang tegur mek cam tu, like, she's not a regular chatter, just one of those silent readers kot? Yang penting dia dah khatam blog mek! Dan dia datang all the way dari Ampang semata² nak tgk mek live katanya. Dia dtg dengan husbandnya. Comel hubbynye... hiks! Dia pong comel!

Bukan nak riak ke ape ke, but it's just, you know,  ala² like, a great feeling tau, to be acknowledged cam tu. Sampai dia salah gi Syed KJ yang lama tu, dan pastu baru dia mai cari kami kat Syed KJ baru kat sebelah Giant lama tu. Hai... tak sangka kan? Dan bukan setakat itiew - dia also kenal 5thE, dan some of the chatters (as in, dia kenal the nicknames la kan). Dan mek speku, dia also baca blog Ginger. Kalau idak, masakan dia tau, BWS!? Hehehehe... Ape²pon Nory (ini bukan Nory Kurip Kuriyapan dari tagboard Ginger itiew tau...), THANK YOU SO MUCH sebab sudi datang dan memperkenalkan diri u ols. Mek sangat terharu u ols. Sangat². Tapi mek TETAP sentap sebab u ols dan cikki u ols dinch mau joinnerinas kami semua - hehehe. Tapi tak per, there's always NEXT TIME, kan? :)

Ini la dia Nory itiew - sayang mek tak sempat amik pics hubbynye yang candiew itiew. Lupa nak tanya hubby dia... "Abang baca blog mek also kah?" LOL!!!


Dan malam itiew berakhir dalam pukul 11.30pm kot. Or was it 11pm? Hmmm... anyways, habis di Syed KJ, majlis bersambung di umah Volks pulak. Yang datang hanya Nasik, aD, Bonny, 5thE, Abang Nixxx and my site admin yang diam pemalu itiew, Apek. Duk lepak kat umah Volks - sempat la mek bergusti bagai dengan si Bonny tu, sampai senget dagunya terkena hp dia sendiri - oppps! Hehehe... then ade la siket heart to heart talk dengan si Nasik; pastu sembang tu sembang nih, dengan keadaan mek masih bermake up mampan lite² (apa maksudnye itiew, make up mampan lite²? Heheh - DINCH CHUCKY la kaedahnye kot?) namun WIG sudah tiado. Mrasalah botakhead kuar! LOL! Terbeliak bijik mata si aD itiew. LOL! Yang penting, mek salin baju kurung mek bulat² depan si Nasik, sikit pon tarak kesah. HEEHHEEH mek suke!

Lepas semua dah balik around 1nish kot, si Ricky datang bawak Volks and mek pi makan kat Steakhouse ape Cowboy house ape tah kat Tasik KJ tu. Memula mek macam malas, tapi sebab mek lapaq, dan mrasalah orang besaq Marriot BB tu nak belanja, mek ON sajo! Thanks Ricky!

Yang penting, pukul 1.30pagi, TETAP lah bukak kedai ni. Mek suke!


Nih makan ke, melantak? Yang penting, portionnye besau, pricenye reasonable la kan???


And so, itiew jer la kot update terkini buat masa ini. Nantikan update pasal trip BKK mek yer esok luse tulat tungging terbalik!

Dan sebelum mek akhiri entry ini, thank you so much kepada semua yang hadir malam tu, especially Volks yang dah ala² macam PA mek jer, call situ, sms sini. HEHEHE... Thanks Yang! Muwahs! Thanks Ameer, Neo, Nasik, aD, Fiebie, Kie, 5thE, Kak Nam, Pak Nam, Bonny, Apek, Abang Nixx --- ade yang mek tak sebut ke? Semua dah kan? Hehehe...

Semua yang hadir - except Volks (si cameraman), Feibies yang dosi balik, Nory dan Husband... :) Thank you so much semua... that night, it meant a lot, to me... thank you again!


And thanks also to 5thE, Fiebie, SR yang dosi buat ala² entry pasal mek/ gath mek itiew. Al kesah... heheheh. And erm, Ameer @ sentaps.blogspot - you may update your entry now. Hiks. Kesiannn tak terapdet pasal gath tu semata² tunggu mek update dulu. KE, sebab u ols busy? LOL!

Speaking of these entries yang dibuat oleh para bloggers ni, ade mek nak selitkan satu komen dari sapa tah, Wallahua'lam... yang berbunyik...

"alah takat tetek stokin nak buat apa. pondan tu dah tua patut resign je. ada hati nak drag lagi. zaman dia dah lepas, sekarang zaman adik-adik baru la. bodohlah loreal ni."

Koreksi - it's tetek facial tissue sajo mind u. Dinch la letak stokin kepam u ols tu buat tetek. Method jilid mana u ols belajar boh stokin sebagai tetek ni? Aiyohhhh dinch u ols!! HIKS. U ols, and pasal mek nih tua patut resign jadi drag ni, hiks! Mek sangat nak tergelak. Ade age limit ke u ols? Mek dinch hui pulak laaa pasal age limit ni. Depa buat age verifications ke u ols utk mengesahkan u ols tua ke muda ke utk bergelar pondan? LOL! Zaman mek dah lepas? Kalau setakat nak kasik chan kat adik² berangan tak tahu mime buat show, dan terloncak bak kera kena belacan, hiks, pendek kata, zaman depa pon tak kemana u olss... hehehe...Zaman mek dah lepas? Lepas lepas pon, TETAP la ade orang kenal mek. Hiks! Suke sangat! Suke la rebut rebut cam nih! LOL! Owh and erm, pasal mek 'ada hati nak dag lagi' itiew - well darling... its MY HATI - hehehe so my HALHAK ler kan... (combinasi Hal dan Hak... voley? LOL!)



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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I'll be away... hehehe...


Yes u ols. Mek will be away from home/ blog/ tagboard/ webbie again. Hiks! This time, instead of me goin' to HKG (initial plannye nak bawak a group of 10 pax ke HKG for 5 days 4 nights, tapi dinch jadik - instead, staff mek took over my spot) - anyways, this time, mek will be goin' to Bangkok for 4 days 3 nights. Hiks. Mrasa mrasa!

Masalahnye, mek nak pi ke tetempat cam ni? LOL!


Tonite me will be leaving AOR to KUL and should be arriving in KUL early in the morning. Go figure. Hehe... Then, 5thE's gonna pick me up and send me to Volk's place. And then plannye, either mek ke CC kat KJ itiew, OR, I might just zzzzzzzzzz. Hehehe...

Malam esoknye piulers, was thinkin' of buat a small tagboard gathering ala² macam kat AS hari itiew la. Tapi hari itiew, zone Utara, kan? Mrasalah kali ini zone KL! Hiks! Soooo looking forward to it. Mek nak sangat jumpe Neo, Ameer, Nasik, Kak Nam, Pak Nam, aD, Volks of course, 5thE, kW, UpForAnything, Apek, dan lain²! Hope it'll be a blast!!!

Pastu, Friday, kalau all goes well, Nasik's gonna send me off to the airport, KAN SWEETIE!? HEHEHEHE mati la mek! LOL! Ingat tau Nasik... flight mek ex KUL to BKK pagi tau, BUKAN MALAM! Hehehehe... LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

So I MIGHT just update my blog kat CC kat BKK tu, OR, I might just NOT! Sebab mek dinch bawak lappytoppy this time around. So, mrasalah kalau mek dinch update dari BKK, mrasalah tunggu mek balik lepas Xmas, minggu depan itiew, NAH? Hiks!

So... erm... apa lagi ek? Hehehe... tu jer la kot! Mati la no updated entries katanya! LOL!...



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Yesterday - Tagboard; Today - Blog; Tomorrow???


Kindda like a bit confused with today's entry title? Biarlah mek explain in detail...

Once upon a time, they merayap from one tagboard to another, claiming to be this person or that person, atau lebih mudah dengan menjadi anonymous, and starts to carut to one and another... so be it la kan...

Now... what's this? They have their own so to speak blog with nan ado entries, only copy paste entries dan menjadi batu api? Go figure...

Esok lusa, ape pulak? They run their own personal webbie/ server? I wonder...

Ape kes? Ini la dia, subject entry kali ini... LALATS!

Ape LALATS itiew? Ok ok... dalam bahasa atau konteks yang mudah difahami semua, LALATS tu adalah manusia also, tapi berperangai asiklah tak ubah dari binatang! Hiks! Apa depa buat? Well, they would go about from one blog to another blog (ade yang terus menghinggap forever dalam sesebuah blog itiew)- more particularly dalam tagboard/ chatterbox dalam blog tu, dan mula lahhh mereka jadik orang tu la, orang ini la, and starts to carut each other. For instance la kan... Lalat tu claimed to be A dan masuk ke blog/ tagboard mek. Starts to pretend jadi A, starts to carut here and there, walhal, si original A dinch tau ape ke bende pon. OR... just maybe, that lalat MEMANG pon A, sengaja pretend jadi lalat kononnye la kan. But I guess we will never know hujung pangkalnye sebab, yer la, LALAT will always be LALAT and so u don't know siape yang betul or salah... kan?

Setelah wabak lalat nih mula berleluasa, NOW, depa dah mula have their own blog. Blog lalat nih simple jer keje depa. They most of the time carut overdosely, or, bende² yang telah dichatkan dalam memana blog or tb, depa copy paste sajo as an entry. APE KES?  For these lalats yang either menyebok dalam tb orang or ade their own blog so to speak, their real identities selalunye, Wallahua'lam. Kite pon tak tahu siapa, but we can only speku.

Ape faedahnye depa nih jadi lalat and now have their own blog? Entah la Bedah... mek pon tak tau. For them, they enjoy jadi what we call, BATU API. Kadang kalanya tu, ade gak lawaknye. Tapi bile LAWAK dan jadik macam SIAL, that's when things go wrong. It is amazing to see how these anonymous lalats nih enjoy jadi centre of attraction, gathering fame by mencaras everyone sesuka hati mak bapak depa sajo. Entah la, mek also tak tau la nak cakap apa dah. I mean, these lalats might say... "ALA... SSBM and SOTD and others tu, sama jer. Carut terang²an juge..." Yer, memang betul. BUT AT LEAST, carutan kami yg adakan SSBM, SOTD semua tu, SOT (semua orang tahu) siape. MASALAHNYA with these lalats blogs, kita tak tahu siapa. Tu menambahkan kemeluatan kita dah.

Sometimes kan, ade kalanya, these lalats tends to pecah lobangan sendiri, tanpa them realizing it la kan. Kang kata bodoh, marah. Hiks! But believe it or not, some of these lalats, depa nih bukannye bedengung sangat pon. Semuanya (yang ku kenali la lalat² itiew), pandai² belaka. Sayang seribu kali sayang, their brains semua letak kat kepala LUTUT! Apa motif keseronokkan depa jadik anonymous blogger/ tagboard chatters pon tak tahu la... Kot depa seronok carut sana sini, caras org tu ini, tanpa membiarkan their real identity diketahui umum kot?

For me - apa lah faedahnye sangat buat semua tu. Nak carut, caruts jer la terang²an. Reveal siket sapa diri anda itiew, KALAU BERANI la. MASALAHNYA, like those anonymous comments yang kite terima dari God knows who itiew, HARAM tak brani tagha mana pong! Yang depa tau, kutuk sana sini, caras caruts here and there, without having their identities revealed. How pathetically damn sad la these people, or should I say, BINATANG!? Hiks!

These LALATS, I have to say, tak gherti nak tahu SEMPADAN nak melawak. Melawak siket² tu, ok la jugak. Ini ada kalanya, spekulasi dan carutans depa, haiyoh! AZAB! Kadang kala, kawan yang dicarutsnya itiew, gelak gumbira ni. Tapi tahukan lalats tu, kadang kalanya, kengkawan tu hang gelak gumbira dari luar? DALAM HATI nya? Ade amek port? For these lalats, I must say, not only they dont have their brains intact dekat kepala atas depa, tapi, they don't have the hearts as well...

Kejam is not the word, TAK BERHATI PERUT is more like it. Suka² hati toknenek depa sajo nak carut sana sini, apikan orang itu ini, spekukan itu ini, KONONNYA, just for fun... FUN KEPALA TOK NEK HANG! Other people ade HATI yang perlu dijaga sama. Nak orang jaga hati hampa, tapi, orang yang dicarutsnya itiew, ado dijaga nya? Entah la. Pening la pikir menusia² yang KETAGIH attention tapi in the state of denial. SEBAB tu jadi lalat and afraid to admit it.

Entry nih bukan utk mek lepas geram, cuma, tah la. Mek pelik tgk perangai menusia sekarang ni. Bloggin' and chattin' used to be fun... but now? Tah la. Asik laaaa penuh dengan lalat. Makin menjadi² pulak tu?

Sometimes nak jer mek tanya lalats tu - KALAU la orang yang amik hati dan TERASA dengan carutan depa tu, kata la, esok lusa dia mati, dan di kala dia mati, dia tak maafkan perangai barua binatang hampa tu, tak ke korang pikir, korang akan hidup dengan dosa tu for the rest of your fu*king life? Hiks! NOW mek mula tunjuk emosi. LOL! Mati la DQ...

These lalats they might ask... "APA la nak terasa sangat? It's just melawak..." Well news flash darling, TAK SEMUA ORANG SAMA. Biar rambut sama warna hitamnya, HATI manusia berbeza. There's a great difference between dicarutkan oleh teman², compared to dicarutkan oleh some bunch of lalats yang God knows asal usulnya siapa? True, these lalats memang dikalangan mereka yang mengenali kita, some might call it friends. Friends kejadahnya, buat prangai bagi another friend sentap? Suka sangat tgk orang sentap. Bila orang sentap, tanya... "Eh asal LKY tu suka sentap? Sikit² sentap... sikit² sentap... sikit² dq... apa hal?" YER la... kalau prangai barua sekoq ke sekoq lalat tu macam kesial, sapa leh tahan? Kadang kalanya tu yang lebih sedehnya, friends yang dah tahu prangai kita macam mana, tetap la tutup sebelah mata about it and continues buat perangai cilahanats mereka itiew. WTF!?

Tah la. Mek lepas had supper tadi. Sebelum tidur, tetiber, terasa pulak nak buat entry nih. So I guess, now dah mek dosi buat, ok la kot - boleh la mek zzzzzzzz. HEHHHE...

To these lalats, a word of advise:- Don't live the rest of your life in guilt; have some sense of respect for those who wishes to be respected. Don't just think for the sake of YOUR FUN only - think about those who won't be laughing with you. They're still humans you know... It's easy to play anonymous here and there, and think that you'll get away with all those bullshits you've been doin' to those you claimed, friends. But here this, it is not easy to go around anywhere with that kind of attitude... Your definition of fun, could be someone else's missery... period...

Just imagine, if your lalat acts terpecah lobang to that friend of yours... dah la dia takkan maafkan kau sepasal, buatnya dia keluar statetment... "I used to treat you like a friend... NOW I TREAT YOU LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" Eeee... seram kalau dapat kawan carut terang²an cam tu kat mek dibuatnya kalau mek terpecah lobang as lalat yang selalu carutkan dia... Mati la mek tidur malam² nangis thinking about kesalahan mek yang tak terampun. Hehehehe...  Kita nih semua sememangnya dah ado dosa memasing, perlu ke tambah dosa jadi LALATS? DAH LA MAJORITY yang jadi lalats tu GAY/ PONDAN/ BAPOK/ DAGHAI segala bagai; dosa tu dah sepasal, tak campur bab hang dok unggah mengunggah jantan la itu ini, ditambah pulak dengan kesalahan tak dimaafkan KAWAN, haiiii - MATI LA KAU TERBELIAK! Hehhe..

Yer... mek pon ade dosa; mek pon daghai, bapok, gay, pondan, whatever you wanna call it, tapi at least, berbeza dengan lalats, mek carut kengkawan USING MY NAME using MY NICK - tak der nye nak jadi lelalats anonymous nih! Hanjeng la! HEHEHE...



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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

BANJIR Photos...


Yes u ols. MRASALAH mek dicarut lagi oleh sekutu² Ginger De La Loca lepas ni; apa kes? Yer la. Kan mek cakap mek malas nak update blog - tapi, TETAP LA ADE UPDATE katanya, kan?

Well, mek hanya menjalankan tugas sebagai seorang penetap di Bandaraya AS yang sekarang ala² persis darurat itiew. Mek menjalankan tugas menyampaikan berita terkini, dan pics² mutakhir bagi orang² AS yang duduk nuuunnn jauh di KL maupon di London (mati la mek dengan Abang N!)

Latest Info:
  • Bekalan air di kawasan Kota Setar dan yang mengalami bencana banjir itiew, dari pengaliran air yang slow, kepada PARAHLY NAN ADO!
  • Sungai Kedah (or is it Sungai Muda, hmmm) - water level makin naik sampaikan ia melimpah disepanjang Lebuhraya Darulaman (Kanchut sampai ke Titi Gajah/ Kepala Batas)
  • Antara jalan² yang dosi ditutup utk laluan kenderaan ringan:
  • --->Dari Anak Bukit ke Kepala Batas melalui Titi Gajah
  • --->Dari Hutan Kampung ke Bukit Pinang menuju Jitra
  • --->Dari Jalan Pantai Johor ke Suka Menanti

Dan below adelah pics² yang sempat mek snappy²... mrasa!


Jalan di Lebuhraya Darulaman (bersebelahan dengan Sungai Muda itiew) pagi tadi...


Keadaan yang dikatakan makin teruk...


Jalan menuju ke Bandaraya AS melalui Jalan Kanchut.


Eh, ni depan office Zack@Mamy kan? Kesian dia also - bukan setakat depan office dia jer banjir, UMAH DIA pon masuk air. Kesian...


Area Pumpong...


Area kedai² makan kat Pumpong itiew...


Cemana org rumah tu nak masuk ke rumah dia ek? Jalan nak pi masuk ke kawasan umah dia pon mek tak sure kot belah mana dah?


Kediaman Rasmi Menteri Besar Kedah ALSO ditenggelami air katanya...


Mak Cik tu sporting sangat bile mek suruh dia pose. Mesti dia ingat mek dari mana² media, KAN? HEHEHEHE...


Abang ni pon, candid sajo...


Masih sempat berbreakfast katanya biarpon kawasan sekeliling dah ditenggelami air. HEHEHE!


Kesian sangat anggota penyelamat nih. Depa nak slamat org, lori depa pulak yang KENA DISELAMATKAN! Accident katanya. Mesti tergelincir itiew!


AIYOH! Taman Rekreasi Jubli Perak/ @ Taman Rimba; dah bagaikan TAMAN PAYA BAKAU dah mek nengok!


Jalan Hutan Kampung menuju ke Kepala Batas - my car was one of the last few cars yang dibenarkan masuk. Lepas tu, jalan dosi tutup katanya!


Lori tentera itiew!!!! Hik hiks! SEBOK jer lah kete depan mek itiew!


Ewwww! Boleh tak bebudak tu siap mandi bagaikan mandi di air terjun nih? KAT JALAN tu! Tak tahu ke KOTOR? Ewww! Mek tak sanggup!


Airport also dosi tutup! Runaway ditenggelami air katanya...


Sekian dulu laporan saya buat kali ini. Bertemu lagi di dalam laporan yang akan datang. HEHEHEHE... dui!




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Monday, December 19, 2005

BANJIR Mood...


TODAY: Kedah merupakan diantara beberapa negeri di bahagian Utara Malaysia ni, yang dilanda banjir yang telah disifatkan sebagai banjir terbesar dan terburuk yang pernah melanda, sejak 30 tahun lalu. (Or was it 17 years ago? Hurmmm...) Hari ini, air sungai makin menjadi² naiknye, menyebabkan beberapa kawasan penempatan ditenggelami air. Jalan² pon sudah mula di naikki air katanya. Diantara kawasan² yang disifatkan sebagai kawasan 'kesian' - Jitra, Anak Bukit, Titi Gajah, dan belah² dalam pendalaman Kedah itiew.

Siang tadi, around before noon, mek gi la airport nak settlekan hal tickets clients mek and also nak beli for me and Aizul also (yes, we're leaving for Bangkok this Friday). On the way to the airport di Kepala Batas itiew, kami lalu la jalan Anak Bukit - Titi Gajah. Aiyoh. Sangat kesian u ols. (Sayangnya mek dinch snappy² pics) Barang² dah berada kat tepi² jalan dah, semua orang berdiri penuh sesak nih, terpacak macam terkejut, tgk banjir yang begitu buruk pernah berlaku in such a long, very long time. So lepas tu, waktu nak balik dari airport tu pulak, mek tgk, makin teruk ok! Dan petang nih, comfirm, MEMANG TERUK keadaan banjir itiew.

Salah seorang dari ratusan (can I say ribuan?) mangsa banjir ni (can I say banjir kilat ah?), merupekan ahli tagboard chatters mek, iaitu Zack@Mamy... Kita ikuti perbualan mek bersamanye dalam phone...

"Hello..." mek memulakan bicara...

"Haaaa u ols!!! Mek penaaaaaaaaaaat u ols pindah²kan barang² rumah mek ke tingkat atas u ols!!! Mek penat!!!"

"Haaaa! Semalam ko macam gampang kang mulut. Dok mintak umah banjir sangat supaya tak yah gi keje kan? NAH! Masin sungguh mulut hang kan! Mek simpati!"

"Laaaa... semalam tu mek dah tau la. Kire hari nih bila mek bangun pagi, mek ingatkan mek mimpi basah. Rupanya kain pelekat mek basah sebab rumah dah banjir u ols..." hanjeng sangat alasan Zack Mamy kan!? Hehehe...

Sambungnya lagi... "Tak per u ols. Mek kira bersyukur alhamdulillah adik bradik mek semua selamat, barang² mustahak pon semua slamat, mek tak pi keje pon SELAMAT! Mek call boss mek cakap mek tak leh pi keje sebab banjir, terus dapat cuti seminggu..." Hanjeng kan? CUTI SEMINGGU katanya!

Tapi memang betul u ols. Kawasan Zack@Mamy memang antara kawasan² yang teruk di daerah Kota Setar u ols. Mek memang terkujat. Air di sungai, aiyoh! TAHAP MERBAHAYA sangat! Rumah mek? SO far, alhamdulillah - ok sajo. Hopefully takkan banjir la kot kawasan rumah mek. According to mommy, our place, the last time dilanda banjir was in 1988, and that was the 1st and the last time our place dilanda banjir. Sebab kalau ikut architectural design and concept of my house, ala² kapal terapung u see. So ala² dinch akan dinaikki banjir, UNLESS REALLY² TERUKS. So 1988 was REALLY REALLY REALLY teruks.

Mek rase kalau keadaan masih teruk, esok mek nak kuar ngan Hazel, and Aizul, pi snappy² pics keadaan sekeliling serta mangsa² banjir... memang betul kata Zack@Mamy...

"You ols! Mrasalah waktu² banjir nih, boleh pi snap² pics abang² candiew yang duduk depan umah temenung tgk rumah tenggelam; mrasalah snappy mereka berkain pelekat! MRASA!"

Yes! Mek nak tgk kesahihan Zack@Mamy - adakah propahan lagi? *Mati la Hazel ketawa binatang setiap kali Zack@Mamy mempropahkan keadaan/ sesuatu. HEHEHE...

Dan oleh kerana mek sangat sedeh dan bersimpati dengan keadaan banjir serta mangsa²nya, adalah dengan itiew, mood mek pon tereffect katanya. Mood ape? Yer la. Mek terus kesiannnnnnnn kat mangsa² banjir itiew, sampai mek terus malaaaaaaaas nak update blog dan buat kerje² utk MEMBERS AREA (mati la mek kena marah dengan Sifu Apek! HEHEHEHE) Yes u ols. Mek trasa seperti, at times like these, mek perlu la bersama² sedeh di atas apa yang telah berlaku. Dan oleh kerana itiew, mek rase, dalam keadaan sedeh² nih, tak elok laaa mek nak update blog, dan buat segala work for Members Area yang coming soon itiew (AIYOH! ALASAN boleh dipakai ke itiew? LOL!) Tapi sah sah reason sebenarnye ialah MALAS, kan? HAHAH dan also, mek dalam mood bercuti dah nih; this coming weekend mek nak ke Bangkok kan - mrasa lah mek gumbira sampai terus no mood nak update blog (Alasan ni, CAN USE also meh? Ke tak leh? MALAS JUGAK LA REASON YANG VERY SESUAI, kan? Hahahah!)

Will update about this banjir situation from time to time ya... meanwhile... Ironic isn't it... 25/26th Dec last year, Tsunami. 19th/ 20th DEC THIS YEAR, the tragyc banjir of the century? Eee... seram kan? Tu la dia - kuasa NYA. Sekali dia nak "kasik", nahhhhh!




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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Interview session with MH and AK - Part 2


Ok ok - so after PART 1 yang mek buat hari tu, RAMAI telah salah paham; heheeh - ade juge some hamba Allah yang kurang paham dengan entry itiew, dan tidak menyedari bahawasanya entry itiew was one of my PAST TENSE entries katanya. Hiks! DINCH U OLS! Dinch perlu meng-congratulasikan mek sebab mek dapat masuk MAS. Aiyoh - that congratulasi was supposed to be said 6 years ago! LOL!!!

Ok ok - enuff about nak mengklarifikasikan keadaan - lets move on to PART 2; and dalam part 2 ni, mek akan citerkan panglaman mek waktu mek pi interview for air crew utk second airline di negara kite iaitiew, Air Asia. Hehehe...

Haaa kali ni, mek recalled clearly the date was December 4th, 2004; or was it December 14th? Hurmmm. Memana sajo la. Nih pon mek telah diinformkan oleh bebudak KJ/ Puchong, kalau harapkan mek, harammmm tak tau pong! LOL!

It was somewhere around 8 plus kot, mek dosi sampai ke Parkroyal KL katanya for that interview. Harapan mek, tak der lah ramai sangat ex crew MH yang akan datang for this interview, selain dari geng² KJ/ Puchong itiew. So bile mek sampai, tak der lah ramai orang sangat pon. TENEEEEEEEEETTZZZ! Wrong! Interview registration started at 9am, by 8.45am, NAHHHHHHHHHHH! SEGEROMBOLAN ex MH crew members datang for the interview! MEK SENTAP! Mati la chances mek nak lepas, sebab yang datang tu majority seniors² mek - harus la depa lagi berpanglaman katanya kan? Tapi tak per - mek tetapla gigih mencoba... Met couple of friends yang dari MH, ade juniors mek pon ade yang datang for the interview. Mrasalah semua dah meluat dengan MH dan mau cuba nasib dengan AK - dgr khabaran, AK bayaq gaji crew lagi meriah!? Hehehehe...

The usual scenario happened; 9am, meja registration dibuka. Mrasalah berbaris, pastu daftar nama, and then ukur berat and ketinggian katanya! Dah lepas tu, proceed ke meja seterusnya, submit academic qualification certs and other documents; and lepas itiew, mrasalah menunggu dalam bilik menunggu katanya. But one thing yang berbeza dengan MH punye interview, AK punye interview siap ade sessi kaler kaler u ols! Diaorang kasik gambar AK's B737 aircraft, pastu, mrasalah lukis². Sebelom masuk interview 1st Round, mrasalah kena duduk dan mengaler katanya. Lepas tu, isikan borang apa tah dengan your particulars and stuff, and lepas submit, kena amik gambar katanya. I mean, these AK staffs will snappy² you pics.

And lepas itiew, the usual "KENA TUNGGU" la sampai nama anda dipanggil katanya for the 1st round interview. Mek ingat lagik, lepas masuk bilik interview tu, mek tak tau la, how to say - tgk candidates lain, mek rase, mek stand a high chance kot? HAIYOH! Confidensi tahap cipan dah nih! LOL!

Ok so, ape diaorang tanya? BIASA LA NOQ! The usual... "TELL US MORE ABOUT YOURSELF" katanya lagi. Mek dah naik MUAK dah dengan soklan cam nih tau. So apa lagi, mula la mek potpetpotpet pasal mek mek mek and pasal mek! Yang penting, kawan mek yang duduk bilik interview SEBELAH ponnn boleh dengar suara speaker gampang mek yang kuat itiew, sampai menjejaskan konsentrasinya utk diinterview katanya - SUDAH! Alasan! HAHAHA...

So apa lagi depa tanya? Ermmm - tu sajo katanya! KEJAP sangat ok interview itiew. Belom sempat mek nak feeling kasik ucapan RATU, dahhhh dikatanya "THANK YOU... YOU MAY WAIT OUTSIDE" katanya - MEK SENTAP! Hehehehe...

But it wasn't long before the results of the first interview came out and yes, Alhamdulillah - mek seors sajo dalam group berlima tu yang dapat pi ke Second Round cum final round katanya, which was held a week later, kat KLIA. Ramai jugak kengkawan meks dari MH yang dapat ke second round itiew. But kengkawan dari Puchong mek, erm... tak ramei yang dapat... what to do? Dinch ade nasib kot? Lagipon, depa tgh cari yang experienced ex crew members to join. So, mrasa la ex ex crew MH nih yang majoritynye dapat. HEHEHE..

And so, seminggu mek nunggu, maka, tiba lah hari second round interview itiew. Mek ingat lagik, kengkawan meks yang semua beriya² siapkan mek pagi tu, siap menghantar mek ke KLIA lagi, teman mek for the interview. Terharu sekejaps mek jadiknye. Bile sampai sajo, kena tunggu kul 10am kot, baru interview bermula.

It started off ala² semua candidates kena duduk dalam satu bilik, introduce yourself, and your partner (the person yang duduk sebelah u ols la) and vice versa. Ala² ice breaking la gittiew. And then, ade group work, and stuff, dimana kite kena solve a question and stuffs like that la kot. Mek pon dosi ingat² lupe dah. Dah selesai part 1 tu, baru le interview one on one with the interviewer. Pun begitu, mek rase 2nd round one on one interview nih, very informal sangat. Biasa lah AK, depa tak nak formal² sangat kan, which is good sebab the way I see it, bile u boleh tunjuk ur natural way of communicating, then they would know that you would fit the job sebab nak jadik crew AK, you kena jadik all natural in your communication, dinch perlu formal² bagai. Treat your passengers like your friends, and with respect in mind. Sebab tu depa punye crew semua ceria² alam. HEHEHE!

And so, ala² dedekat tgh hari juger lah, baru nak habis round 2 itiew. And so depa cakap, they will call IF mek dapat jadik crew AK katanya. Tunggu pi tunggu mai, HARAM tak call pong. Kengkawan mek yang lain, dah ADO dah yang diminta report for duty katanya (training)!!! Mek sentap! NAMUN, on the day mek balik AS, they finally called and cakap mek telah diterima masuk. Chit! Hanjs tau!

Atas dasar² tertentu, I had to reject the offer... Apa kes? Well - adddddddde la. Anyways, that's beside the point of this entry. Dalam entry nih, mek hanya nak citerkan hal pengalaman mek waktu ke interview Air Asia... So with that, dah la kan, HABIS! THE END! HEHEHEHE...




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Male Fashion Show - Rated 18SX!


Aiyoyoyohhhh! I got this email from CLEO (noo, not CLEO as in CLEO Mags itiew. Ini, haa... CLEO chatters TB mek itiew yang dari Brunei itiew. Ahaks! Thanks gal!). Subjectnye, MALE FASHION SHOW. And coming from CLEO, mek tahu mek HAVE to bukak email itiew. NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mek suke mek suke mek suke!!!

Most of the time kite nengok female fashion shows yang memakai pakaian yang ala² "BAIK LAAAA BOGEL TERUS DARI PAKAI MENATANG ITIEW..." kan? Ala², macam, practically, dah bogel dah pon cuma ade la setompok mompok kain yang coverkan cik tek dan cik ki depa sajo. Konsep yang sama kali ini, cuma, model²nya, adalah, ciktans! MEK SUKE!

Yang penting, mek RASE la kan, these guys, are Asian guys. Thai boys kot? Tah la. What do you guys think? Nak kata from Hong Kong ke ape ke, I don't think so. Mek rase memang sah bebudak male models nih from Asia specifially, THAILAND! Suke sangat!

**Hmmm... next week mek rase mek nak pi Hadyai dengan si kenik Aizulrinarai dan Hazeline Snow... rase²nye, ADO dak these type of shows? Kalau Bangkok mek tau la ado. Hmmm... I... Wonder... hmmmmmmm...


Fashion show nih macam dalam club sajo? Hmmm... tak kesah la club ke ape ke - yang penting, MARBELESSSSY MEREMBES!!!!!!!


There's something about this guy yang mek rase, tak der lah marbelesssly merembes pong? Maybe the shades kot? Hmmmmm...


Owh yes...ini baru marbeless katanya! Mek suke stylos dia, biarpon dia tak perlu nak naked habis, namum kesexyan nye  tetap ado!


Ini macam dah ala² show porno sajo? Very der mengghairahkan katanya mimik mukenye itiew. Hiks!


Talk about LARA CROFT - male version. HEHEHE... sexy seeeeyyy botakheadnye itiew. Hiks!


Haaa - dia nih nampak cam mix siket kan? Hehehe...


Yessszzaaa - nih mek sure memang Asian Look katanya...


AIYOH!!! Dalam banyak², mek tasty kat dia nih! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!! Cute sangat! Hmmm... ade tak macam nih kat Hadyai? Opppss!


Ala² video clip sajo mek nengok dia ni! TASTY! Adakah dia orang yang sama dengan pix yang atas itiew? Dinch? Yer? Hmmm...


Mek chup yang tgh itiew!!! Hiks!


Yang penting, mek nih buat review pasal seluar/ pakaian yang diperagakan, ATAUpong mek buat review pasal model²nya itiew? HAHAHAH! Tak kisah la which one pong - yang penting, MARBELESSSLY MEREMBESSS!!!!

Fashion shows - what do most people think about it? Mesti orang pikir, kalau sebut FASHION show saje; 2 things. One, the pakaian yang diperagakan. Secondly, the models! Tapi kalau dah macam NIH ghupernye fashion show itiew, WHO GIVES THE F*CK ABOUT WHAT THEY WEAR DAH, KAN? HAHAHAHAH! Mrasalah merembes tgk BODY dan MUKA depa sajo. LOL!





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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Saturday yang membohsankan...


Hey u ols... wassup!?

Yeap - it's one of those boring Saturdays when you have to pull yourself together, out from the comfy slumber bed, and head to the office. Hiks! Dah la hari nih hujan dari semalam saaampai la now - so very der sejuks one, so very der sedaps semilut, eh, selimutkan badan dan gadabooomm zzzzz,.... kan? Tapi, what to do - kerejs is tetap kerejs katanya. Hehehehe...

Nihhhh la ghupernya how semak my office room is - yang penting, ado nampak tak lunchies mek? Hiks! Teringattt makan kat depan Wisma FAM KJ dengan Volks dulu. Hehehehe...


Well, nothing much dari mek, just nak update couple of stuffs dalam my currentl life. Hiks... first and foremore, pasal life itself. Been VERY busy, and I do mean, VERY busy with work. Hujung tahun, people dapat bonus, cuti sekolah coming to its end, Xmas coming, New Year 2006, aiyoh! Memang busy ok. Mana lagik dengan reservation, purchasing flight tickets, mana lagik dengan nak renew agent's contract rates with 1001 hotels around Malaysia, dengan tour itiew ini - haiyoh! Memang tak menang tangan tau!

Nih pon mek baru sampai balik ke pejabat. Mek gi jumpe client mek yang just arrived in AOR for 3 days 2 nights stay here... (Client = Ary... *Winks at Volks - parentsnye si Ary itiew macam serious sajo? Hiks! They liked the hotel - **Double winks at 5thE - yeap, they're staying at the same hotel yang u ols and Prof duduk dulu tu, SAME ROOMS somemoreeee tau! Hehehe!)

Pastu, since mek tau mek takkan kuar lunch with either Hazel ke, Mamy Zack ke, CA yang kat KL ke, Aizul ke sape ke, mek terus mengorder lunch kat hotel itiew utk ditapau balik. NAH!!!! Nih la lunchies mek!

Ini lah dia lunchies mek yang ala kadar itiew - Nasi Goreng Kerabu Regents Hotel katanya... extra pedas! Hehehe...


Now setelah seleseiii makan, mek terpaksa la nak sambung balik kerej. Sambil² itiew, mrasalah update blog! HIKS!

Moving on to the next agenda in my life - Love Life. HEHEHE - NO KOMEN ***Tripple winks kat kW! HEHEHEHE - Too soon to tell anything and everything sedangkan it's like, NAN ADO anything pon! LOL! Yang penting, am not tooooo keen la nak go-desperados. Kalau ado, ado la... Kalau nan ado, nan ado lor! HEHEHEHE. Ade tu, memang ade. But like I said, too soon to tell anything.

Aside dari itiew semua - semuanya mek rase ok sajo kot. Upcoming travelling; Hadyai next week, New Year (either AS or KL), then 2nd week Jan, off to BALI, then end of Jan, ke Bangkok and Chiang Mai/ Chiang Rai... so it looks like mek memang akan busy busy busy nanti - tapi tak der lah sampai mengabaikan blog, OOPPS!

Tu ajo la kot... nan ado much to tell about my boring life except, well erm... ish... nan ado lah! LOL! Nantikan entry update petang dan malam karang.
INSYAALLAH kalau wabak MALAS tak menjelma, ado la entrynya. KALAU mek diserang penyakit malaun MALAS, mrasalah NAN ADO! LOL!!!

Why do I have this feeling entry ini persis diary mek sajo?




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"Tell me something... WHO ARE YOU?"


Hiks! Pernah tak u ols experience bebende cam ni?

"Laa... Hie Amin! Lamer tak jumpe ko?? Sihat ke?"

"Er... ok jer..."

"Tul ke? Hish kau, business makin rancak... bla bla bla bla bla..."

Dalam hati Amin (mati la CDH - Carut Dalam Hati), "Er... WHO ARE U!?"

OR

"Hello?..."

"Hello! Wei, Wannie! Jom tgk wayang? Lama seyyy tak keluar dengan kau. Dah nak dekat setahun lebih?"

Dalam pikiran Wannie (mati la CDO - Carut Dalam Otak), "Excuse me? Who the **** are u?"

OR

xxxguykl: Hie

Me_Myself_and_I: Hie. ASL pls?

xxxguykl: Ape ASL ASL ni? Ko tak kenal aku ke? Per la ko ni...

Me_Myself_and_I: Owhhhhh... (CDirc - Carut Dalam irc) - "Who???"

Tu belum me kasik example dari emails ke ape ke, kan? So, penah tak? Mek selalu ok! Orang datang tegur bagai, yang mek pon layan la sembang. Tapi tetap CDH dan CDO - "HELLO!? Like, wanna start the conversation by tell me who the hell are u?" Gittiew...

Apa masalahnye sampai kite jadi tak kenal dengan orang yang datang bertegur sapa dengan kite itiew? Banyak faktor pendorongnya u ols. Like, erm, ok - contoh la. Me. Last time me keje with airlines, kan? And mek jumpe 1001 macam orang dalam masa seminggu kalau mek keje (kalau offdays, mrasalah mek hanyak tgk muka katil mek sajo! LOL!). So, ok. Dah la mek kena buat banyak keje, dah tu, tgk pulak pelbagai jenis rupa dan ragam manusia, sometimes my otak yang sediakala lembab ni, LAGI la lembab nak keep up to date dengan rupa and/or nama orang. Sebab tu kadang² mek pon jadi macam blur smacam sajo. Bukan kekwat, *hiks! Bukan CDH la!*, tapi, mek macam terpikir; where did I meet this fella la ek? Hmmmmm...

And sometimes bile bende cam nih terjadi, dua bende yang boleh berlaku; from our side la kan. 1, ialah, kite brani mampos mencelahtanya...

"Sorry... yeah, erm, before we go on, one q - sapa kau!?"
Hehehe... and satu, kalau respond yang baik, the person will terus ingatkan otak berkarat u ols tu. Tapi kalau satu lagi cara ni, ehehe,... orang yang kita soal tu, mungkin terkecik hati la kan. Dia ingat kat kau tapi kau piuler dinch ingat dia. But of course he cannot blame u la kan. U have ur reasons.

Kadang kala itiew, we won't ask the person terus. Sometimes kite tanya orang lain to find out about the person yang u dont know siapa itiew, kan? And bile kite tak dapat tahu siapa dia, tapi kite NAK LAA sangat tau, dari pening² terus jadik tensi... kan? Macam, seriously - mek nak tau sangat sapa Hajime itiew, tapi, asiklahhhh tak dapat nak figure out. Sentap sangat dia tau A-Z about mek and my friends and my past tense life, tapi for me to ingatkan dia sape, hanya lah dengan the letter "R" sajo yang dikatanya sebagai Abang "R" - "R" who? Raja? Raziff? Razman Farah Begum? Raihan? ROBIN HOOD!?!?!?

Cara ke 2, ialah, kite brani mampos and do nothing about it. Ada kalanya some people couldn't  be bothered pon.

Kalau sembang depan² dan dinch kenal... "Layan sajo!".

Kalau sembang on the phone dan dinch kenal pon siapa on the other line tapi orang on the other side kenal u ols, "Sembang sajo! Bukan mek yang call dia. Mrasalah bill dia yang naik!" sambil cabut susuk. HAHAHA...

Kalau ade orang chat dalam irc like dia kenal kite and we tak kenal dia, mrasalah click IGNORE - opps!

What I am trying to say here is that, bende cam lagu ni, boleh berlaku anytime anywhere anybody pon boleh mengalaminya. Tapi, bagi pihak yang DOING this, maksud mek, macam, dia kenal kite but kite ingat² lupe pasal dia... TOLONG la ubah perangai² berikut...

Kalau dok chatting tu - bila orang dah tanya siapa dia, tok sah la dok main teka teki suruh kami yang blur tak tau bende nih meneka. Meneka² cam tu, won't lead you to nowhere. Silap² hari bulan, orang yang u suka tu, tapi dia tak kenal sangat u sapa, and u refused to terus terang cakap u ols tu siapa, like "Teka la...", "Lor... tak ingat ke? Cuba ingat² balik..." OR "Ala... I dulu dengan u. Nama I "N"???" - itu semua, mek kasik pesan + warning; UBAH LA SIKIT ATTITUDE TU! Nak sangat orang kenal dia sape, or at least remember dia sapa - tapi bile orang tanya, nak berteka teki, APA KES!?

Kalau bersembang, tak kire lah on the phone ke, face to face ke; kalau muka orang yang kite kenal tu ala² menunjukkan sign muke dia blur tak kenal kite, TAK SALAH kalau kite cuba ingatkan dia about us. Ni tak, kadang² tu, dah prasan dah muka orang tu macam... "Kau nih siapa ek?" tapi kite ASIK LAH dok continue potpetpotpet... Apa la salahnye kau cakap "Tak kenal ek? Meh nak ingatkan... Ingat tak dulu... bla bla bla bla" ingatkan orang tu sampai dia ingat. Kalau tak ingat jugak, well at least, you've tried... :)

Tah lah - mek ade point jugak pasal kes nih tapi mek tak tahu nak deliver cam mana lagi without hurting perasaan orang. So, kalau 'orang tu' baca entry nih, MANO NYE EMAIL YANG DIJANJIKAN? Memang betul cakap some ppl... "ORANG TU" sengaja nyakat mek dalam TB. Kang mek panggil LALAT, marah? Kalau dah betul, cuba explain and let me ingat u ols siapa. Ini tak, berteka-teki bagai, saje nak timbulkan speku - tak paham la!



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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Interview session with MH and AK - Part 1


What on bloody earth is MH and AK? Hiks! Jikalau u ols FEEEEELING nak jadik crew kan, kena lah tahu... MH stands for Malaysia Airlines, and AK stands for Air Asia. Hiks! Kalau dok fly as penumpang, takkan tak prasan those two, MH and AK? Hehehe unless, you never fly with MH or AK la kan... SQ ke? *sambil jeling kat Nasik... Oppss!

Anyways... dalam entry nih, mek akan menceritakan sedikit sebanyaks tentang itiew interview sessions yang mek dah lalui with MH and AK. Entry nih memang mek dah budget nak buat, tapi, sebenarnye mek terlupa nak include dalam the previous entry yang pasal "Sapa nak jadik airline crew!" itiew. Thanks to this Tany yang menginatkan mek!

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Posted by Tany @ 12/14/2005 02:07 AM PST   
Halo Lea, I nie kira frequent visitor kat u punya blog, suka sgt baca entry u esp yg involve ngan cabin crew. Ten q cuz buat entry advice nie pasal interview cabin crew.. mmg berguna. Tapi lagi best kalau u boleh cerita pasal pengalaman masa interview.. yelah, kalo ader yg nak gi interview MAS, nak tau jugak kan aper nak expect.. aper diorang tanya, aper u kena buat kat interview stage 1 sampai akhir... :D

So here we go - mek akan citerkan panglaman mek semasa mek went for MH crew punye interview; dan sebagai sessi tambahan (part 2), mek akan also citerkan panglaman mek waktu mek gi interview utk AK crew, lepas mek dosi habis contract dengan MH katanya.

Part 1 - MH Crew Interview

The day, Saturday. DATE? Wallahua'lam - mek dosi lupa katanya. Tapi, I recalled arriving dekat MAA (Malaysia Airlines Academy) KJ itiew, very early. Mek sampai depan gate tu, bebetul at 8.00am. Katanya interview tu will start bukak for registering by 9.00am. So, mek sampai 8.00am, kire awal la kan? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAH! Nan ado awalnya! Sah² dah beratus dok menunggu kat sitiew. Katanya awal, ceh! Ade lagik awal dari mek. Ade yang mek dapat tau, sampai kat MAA itiew, 7.30am la... 7.00am la... (lagi awal dari tu, Wallahua'lam - tak tau la pulak mek. Maaana la tau kan kot² ado yang semangat waja, sampai sesudah subuh ke? Hiks! Jgn memain u ols. ADA tau! LOL!)

So anyways, sementara menunggu nak pi register itiew, mek isap² lah rokok ala² kat luar bangunan itiew, with some other candidates. Macam² gayo ado. Yang soft spoken ado, yang persis loud speaker pon ado. Yang malu ade, yang over ade, yang kekwat pun ade. Macam². Mrasalah mek menten biaso sajo, walaupun tetap ade aura kekwat katanya! LOL!

9.00am tiba - semua bergegas nihhh nak daftar. Waktu daftar, depa nak... Ingatkan balik. Ahhh yes. Depa nak Original and Certified copied of all education transcripts (yang wajib of course lah SPM kan), then apa² certs, mesti ade ori and certified copy, IC, gambar ukuran passport size (3 ke... or was it 5? hmmm...) - tu je kot? Yang tu jer mek ingat. So lepas dah daftar, diaorang suruh candidates berdiri dan depa ukur height katanya. Mrasalah ade dua tiga orang yang tak dapat teruskan perjuangan mereka hari tu, sebab tak cukup ketinggian katanya. So FS (flight stewards) - u need to be at least, 165cm kot. And for FSS (flight stewardesses) u ols must be at least 160cm. So once dah lepas amik ukuran tinggi, kiteorang proceed la ke waiting room (which was the ground floor cafe I think). Duduk pi duduk mai, sempat la mek buat kawan seorang dua. Zasttt ok, seorang tu LAWYER, sorang lagi manager petrol kiosk, sorang tu baru grad. Aiyoh. Mek gements. Yer la, mek also baru graduasi katanya, dinch lah ade panglaman as an accountant ke ape ke kan. So sembang pi sembang mai, tau² they called up semua, batch by batch. Satu batch dok ade dalam 5 ke 6 orang kot. Kalau guys, semua guys. Kalau girls, semua girls. Tak campur katanya! Hiks!

Then naik lah ke 1st floor, kena tunggu lagi. Tunggu la punya tunggu, tengok jam - laaaaaaaaa... dah noon!? Mrasalah depa (MAS people tu) suruh pi lunch pulak dah dulu. Katanya, lepas lunch sambung, BOLE? Hanjs tau. Turun la balik mek, ke cafe tu with my new friends tu semua, had lunch bagai. Lepas tu, by 2pm sambung balik tunggu luar bilik interview itiew. Then they finally called us in. Waktu tu sajo pon dah pukul beraps dah.

As we masuk the interview room, u ols jgn la tanya how was I feeling. THANK GOD I was wearing a seluar, yang mampu coverina lutut/ kaki mek yang shaky bagai nak gile. Tak tau kenape. Maybe because it was my 1st time interview kerje kot? And then, bermula la sessi interview itiew. Dalam that room, ade 2 orang sajo yang interview kiteorang in the 1st round ni. Seorang lelaks, by the name of Richard Goh rasenye, then Madam Theressa katanya. Hiks. Cantik sangat. Dua dua ex crew, now dah jadik management dah kot? Hmmm...

1st interview - so ape depa tanya mek? Well... depa suruh mek kasik a brief intro about myself. So mek pon, apo lagik, skipping Londong la. Skipping pi skipping mai (skipping = speaking!), then depa tanya a bonus q. Setiap orang dapat a bonus q, cuma berbeza la antara each candidate. Mrasalah each candidate dapat 2 soalan semuanya. 1 bonus q tu, 1 lagi standard q - "TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF" q. Hiks. So what was the bonus q?

"Would you choose to be smart or beautiful, but not both, which one would you choose and why?" LIKE, HELLO!? This is MAS interview not another Miss Universe q/a session! LOL! Ok ok! Seriously, mek ingat, this was the q...

"Do you mind cleaning toilets and picking up trashes on board?"

"An obligation is still an obligation. And cleaning toilets and picking up trashes, if that is part of the work, there's no 'Yes I would' or 'No I wouldn't'. So my answer would be, 'YES I WILL'..." sambil tersenyum katanya!

Hiks! Mek suke jawapan mek. Dinch propah ok. Sebab itu lah yang mek dah been getting myself ready for. And when mek nengok the interviewers buat muke slamber, mek macam CDH (carut dalam hati...) "MOTIF tak menunjukkan muka impressed ke? Tak tunjuk agreeing with me ke? Wasn't that answer a blast!? HAIYOH! Ke mek dah over?" - macam² u ols dalam kepala otak mek. Mek mengaku, sedikit worried that I wouldn't be able to continue in the next round. Mrasalah balik dengan muka bagai tempoyak basi!

Lepas dah habis, KENA TUNGGU LAGI katanya. Tunggu pi mai pi mai, ade lah dalam 15 minutes or so, a young guy came up to us (yang sama batch interviewed tadik tu la)... muka serious nih... mek dah cuak!

"First of all - thank you all for coming to this interview. For those yang tak berjaya, jgn putus asa. Cuba lagi ok. And for ******* (my name) and Fauzan (the Petrol Kiosk manager itiew), the two of you please proceed to room *** (room berape tah - mek dosi lupa); congratulations. You two have made it to the 2nd interview later."

AIYOH! Mek suke! Mek suke! Hiks! See, what I mean? LUCK plays an important role jugak. Mrasalah Lawyer tu, dah la candiew, badan sedap, English va va voom - tapi tetap dinch dapat, HOW? Mek bersyukur sangat waktu tu - terus called mommy nih cakap mek dapat 2nd round. Mrasalah my mom laser mek...

"Lerrr... menjerit macam dah dapat dah. Padahal baru lepas 1st round... apa laaa!"

Hhahahahahahaha kekwat nihhhh laser mek! LOL! Tak per tak per. Mek tarkik!

So again lah, as usual, kena tunggu lagi katanya. While waiting tu, dapat la kawan baru lagi katanya. Another 3 gus joined me and Fauzan for the 2nd interview. Sembang pi sembang mai, nahhh! Dah dipanggil masuk katanya. Mrasalah masuk also ke interview room itiew for 2nd round of interview, kali ni, 3 orang interviewers yang lain pulak. 2 cik perems, seors ciktan.

2nd interview nih, they started off by asking us the same q... "Tell us more about yourself - briefly please..."

So mek pon membebel lah itu ini itu ini - and then, dapat la soalan cepumas piuler.

"Why do you wanna join MAS? And please don't tell us silly grandmother stories like you wanna become ambassador for Malaysians la, or you wanna see the world as it is your childhood ambition la - tell us something more refreshing!"

MATI LA AKU! Soalan nih memang orang cakap famous la, memang akan ditanya kalau kena luck u ols dapat soalan itiew. So mek yang dah buat hommyworky, mek baru feeling nak bagi jawapan ini...

"The reason why I wanna join MAS is because I want to fulfill my childhood ambition, which is to be an air steward for Malaysia's national airline. And I also enjoy travelling very much, so by joining Malaysia Airlines, I get the chance to explore the world while I work and I also love to meet different types of people with different types of attitudes, cultures, background and etc."

TERUS TAK JADIK jawap cam tu katanya! LOL! Nak tahu apa jawapan mek?

"The one and only one reason why I wanna join MAS is simply because of the MONEY. I've heard that, not only it's glamorous when you become an air crew with MAS, but you will also get paid with good money..."

Hanjeng dak jawapan? LOL! Terus terang mek cakap, memang MONEY was like, one of THE MAIN reason. U ols tell me... mana nak carik keje, sebulan dua, gaji, RM2500++, with only SPM!? Mrasalah grads yang balik with Honors ke ape ke, SETAHUN KEJE pon tak tentu leh dapat RM2000 sebulan tau! Hiks!

Again - mek dapat feeling gementars siket. WHY? Tadik kan, 1st round, waktu mek confident jawap nih, depa buat muka toya, muka slamber kan? NOW, in round 2, mek nengok depa senyum, nodded and semua tu la - which mek automatically boleh agak "NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THAT'S IT! Habis la aku! Kalau depa buat muka slamber, MESTI mek dapat ke final round. Nih depa dok senyum sajo, AIYOH! HABIS LA AKU!"

Alih² - hiks! MEK DAPAT katanya ke finals! LOL! Betapa sukenye mek, dan mek dapat tau, dalam batch mek di second round tu, 3 orang dapat ke finals jugek. Tapi sayang Fauzan dinch dapat katanya. Dia dah tried for 4 times, and mrasalah tu percubaannye yang terakhir. Dia dah malas. Kesian...

OK so mek pulang dengan hati gumbira la jugek. They said they will call for the final interview (tu dulu punnyeee style. Sekarang mek dgr, all 3 rounds of interviews, SEMUA in ONE DAY! Bestnye!). So mek pun tunggu la (tunggu laaaaaaaaaaaagi katanya!) dan lepas seminggu, they called me up for the final interview. So mek pon ape lagi, beria² nih nak pi. And when the day finally arrived, MEK CUAK! MOTIF!? LOL!

So bile mek ke MAA hari tu for the finals, mek tgk, semua orang macam cuak semacam. So at least, mek tau, mek not the only one yang cuak. Hiks! So basically, bende yang sama jugak. Kena register nama (depa check la nama tu ado ke idak dalam listing depa) and kena bawak surat offer for the final interview katanya. Lepas tu, bende yang sama lagi. Tunggu laaaa dekat nak sparuh hari for the last round interview. And then, finally, the moment tiba. Kena panggil 3 orang sekali for the interview and this time, bercampur. Mek masuk dengan seorang perems melayu (cantiikkk sangattttt nak jadik crew katanya... hiks!) dan also seorang OC guy (orang Chinese - hiks!)

So masuk² saja, depa mintak tanggalkan kasut, bukak socks, pastu... tah? DEPA NAK TGK KAKI katanya. Haiyoh! Nak decide best legs ke? Keji kan. Yang penting madam tu tanya mek... "HOW COME YOU LEGS NO HAIR ONE?" E eh? Tak tau pulak requirements nye nak jadik air steward, kena ade bulu kaki lebat? Hanjs tau! LOL! Sampai now mek tak tau apa motif dia check kaki/ betis sampai ke lutut. Hari tu, MUJUR mek tak pakai sock hitam koyak mek tu. Kalau idak, naya ja malu! LOL!

And then, bermula la sessi interview itiew. Again this time, 3 orang yang interview. Katanya big bosses of many departments! Hiks! Mek seram sundel. 1st q, was the usual ice-breaking q... "Tell us more about yourself..." gittiew. Dan persis membaca script, mek pon potpetpotpet bende yang sama mek cakap waktu 1st round, and 2nd round - with additional scripts la here and there kan. Hiks. Pastu depa tanya the 1 soalan tambahan.

"Tell us one good reason why we should employ you?"

And mek jawab... with a smile yang mek rase sampai ke telinga dah... hiks!

"I have my heights, I have my looks, and I have my brains to go with it... "

And the guy yang tanya mek soalan tu suddenly jawab balik...

"Very arrogant answer! But I like it, and I like your attitude..."

AIYOH! Arrogant answer? Me being HONEST pon arrogant ke? Hiks! So which is which? Dia cakap dia LIKE my answer and my attitude tu, bebetul ke? Or saje je to make me feel condifent nak dapat position crew ni? Haiyoh! Mek cemas!

And so lepas tu - habis lah interview. Katanya these people will call me IF I dapat within 2 weeks. And KALAU no calls, mrasalah tak dapat! And baru jer mek nak bukak mulut tanya... dah dijawab segera...

"AND IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE OUR CALL WITHIN 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY, DON'T BOTHER TO CALL US..."

Cam mana itiew? Mana tau depa missed out my name ke? Buatnye mek sebenarnye dapat, tapi salah tang memana tah, depa missed out my name and didn't call, MRASALAH MELEPAS, tul tak? Hiks!

Tapi after one week sajo lepas final interview itiew, mek dosi dapat, BUKAN SKADAR the call, tapi also the offer letter!!! Mek suke mek suke! Syukkkuurrr Alhamdulillah katanya! Dan Mek lepas tu was required to attend the final stage, which was the medical check up. Usually kalau dah sampai ke Medical Check Up tu, you are like, 99% dah dapat the job. 1% tu ape? 1% tu kalau u ols TAK FIT to work as a crew lor - meaning, KANTOI la waktu medical check up itiew. Hiks! Again, Alhamdulillah, mek dosi lepas medical check up, and what's next? REPORTING FOR DUTY (training) lorrrr! HIKS!

Mrasalah nantikan my next entry (wallahua'lam la bile... hiks!) PART 2: Interview for AK Crew. It's basically the same - cuma, ade lah this and that yang berbeza siket if you wanna compare to MH punye interview. Hiks! Tak per, tu nanti mek citerkan nah? NOW mek dah habis entry nih, mek kepenatan menaip nih - SUDAHHHH!!! -n- LOL!!!



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