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Friday, November 03, 2006

SSBM - Ginger


Kaedahnyer, lama juger yer mek dinch update segment SSBM nih (Sesungguh Statement Brani Mampos), kan? Hiks! Bukan nan ado, ado sebenarnye. GILE ke nan ado? Dah sah sah hidup dalam donia hadek² nih, lelebih lagi kalau dah berkawan ngan Ginger De La Loca itiew, harus lah setidak²nya, 3 SSBMs yang akan terpancar keluar dalam... eh, no... bukan dalam sehari. 3 SSBMs tu dalam 1/2 jam! Hehehehe...

So anyways, today's SSBM, baru jer mek terima di ganggang telipon ketika mek berkomunikasi dengan Ginger tadik. Hiks! Macam kesial sangat SSBM dia. No, dia dinch carut sesapa in particular, tapi waktu tu, citer nye cam ginik...

Mek was on the phone dengan si pompuan nih la kan... (*Note: Mek cakap, "POMPUAN" yer...) Pastu, tgh sebok² dok cikpat bagai (mengumpat - eheheh mostly to each others jer lah. Eh, tu ngumpat ke? Bukan cikrut? *mencarut? Hummmm). So anyways, as we were talking to la kan, dia cakap...

"Kejap yer gal..."

... and then mek dgr persis suara org tgh dok cakap ngan dia. So mek pun gayut kat phone tu nunggu jer lah sampai POMPUAN tu hambis cakap ngan collegue dia kan. Aiyoh cakap pi cakap mai, pasai keje bagai nih, tetap VOMAN, kan? Tetiber, siap ade dia cakat kat mamat yang background sound tu...

"Hey! Jgn usik!".

Usik apa tatau? I was wondering, tetiber selepas "Jangan usik" tu mek dgr G kuarkan statement brani mampos kat org tu... tapi mek tatau la org tu PAHAM ke idak.

Org tu tanya apa tah - mek dgr lite² macam "eet eet" jer... tetiber G cakap...

"Sweet? Takder takder. I don't have sweets although I must say I AM sweet. I only have NUTS!"

Terbahak² aku gelak! Korang dapat tangkap tak maksud G? Hahahah - if korang feeling LUCAH, get your facts straight. For crying out loud, kan mek cakap "POMPUAN" tadik! Motif pompuan ade NUTS!? Sah sah buat penat jer dia dok ulang pi alik mai ke Klinik Nara kat Haadyai tu. Why do you think dia rajin ke Haadyai setahun 18 kali, sanggup tempuh rempuh keadaan banjir darurat bagai!? HA!? Pikir sendiri...

As for the guy collegue yang bercakap ngan G tu, kalau dia cerdik, dia paham the joke G was trying to pull, walaupun technically G really bermaksudkan "TIADA CEKELAT! KACANG ADE LAH!" gitu. Tapi the way pompuan tu put it, mek cannot help it but to think this...

"MY MY! Ginger! Not only smart, beautiful, talented - but she's also a great woman who has SOMETHING EXTRA - Nuts! KO ADO!?" Hahahahah mati kah mek esok dengan Ginger?!? Lalalalala... we'll find out! Muahahahaha...

Adios!





Posted at 2:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, November 02, 2006

5th "I.N.C." - Caption This!


Astagana!!! APAKAH!?



Sukenye dia itiew bilamana tekteknyier disedut bagai habuk dengan penyedut vakum itiew. Fetish kah!?

MRASA! This Image is "IN NEED of CAPTION(S)" - LETS!

Hiks! Hiks!





Posted at 3:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




New layout...


Kaedahnye... new layout leyyy? Apa motifnya pun mek tatau! Heheheh. Saje je kot memandangkan pembaharuan itiew baik dan penting utk kesihatan rohani dan jasmani ek... (motif mek menghoyan at 2am nih!? HAHAHAH mati la insomnia lagik! MUAHAH!)

Memang dah lama mek nak buat pembaharuan layout blogdrive mek iniey yang at times dikatanya lembab sebab 'berat', kan? So mrasalah mek telah meminimizekan penggunaan menatang² yang mampu memberatskan blog mek ini for easier access/ loading for everyone from any pc katanya, yer?

Whats interesting is that mek sker temanya ala ala pinkish (mati la blonde bimbo's favorite colour, ek? HAHAHA) and the other part mek like about this new layout (well actually, it has nothing to do with the layout pun. But since ubah layout baru, mrasalah mek on jer ubah something kat side bar itiew). Dinch notice lagi perubahan itiew? Well... cuba scroll down and nengok belah kanan blog mek nih - kan ade side bar bagai, kan? Cuba tgk kat bawah Calender Archive itiew. Dulu kan ade categories bagai with entry titles bagai nak rak pepanjangnye, kan? Ha - mrasalah now mek dah simplifykan semuanya.

Under the blog archive, mek list out on the the category names only. Mana pi entry²nye? Mrasalah try click kat any category - haaa... kan dah keluar entry² yang tersenaraikandung dalam category itiew, kan? :D Mrasalah simpler, kan? Mek dapat idea nih dari Bicara Teruna itiew... Thanks you ols!

And speaking about "THANK YOU" nih kan - mek nak ucapkan THANKS to csi_X sebab dia lah telah kerah otak sengkang mata tolong editkan html codings mek yang seketika tadi berkeceramuk bagai nak rak gara² width setting lari pi mana tatau! HAHAHAHA thanks u ols!

Dan sebut pasal 'Perubahan' di blog mek nih - noticed dak bahagian header of the blog (ala, kat atas sekali dalam blog mek nih, sebelum baca entry tu - kat area gegambar bebunga pinkish different shaddies itiew) tu, sudah nan ado flash ke ape ke semak² tu (dunno how long will that 'SIMPLE' last la kan) - ha - don't you think my blog lebey cepat nak load? Kalau lambat jugak - lets, mari kite pukul Blogdrive, bole? Kkekekekekekekk!

Mek tannak melalut bebanyak lagi - ade loads of other entries yang mek kena kerahkan otak nak buat (ceh - sah sah lepas nih TIDUR kan, macam yo yo o jer nak buat entries lagi, ek? HAHAH owh well - you may NEVER know...). So any suggestions? Comments? Please - you know what to do, and where to do it... ;)

Cheerio!!!





Posted at 2:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, November 01, 2006

FILE: Paparazzi



Camera? Ready? - SNAP! My desperate attempt to become Malaysia's Next Top Paparazzi (Or Hadek²razzi ek? HAHAHA). My collection of men of all ages, races, colors and what not dalam satu segment menarik, buat tatapan sajork. LOL! Nothing fancy, just snappy² and publish² and walla - tu jer lah! HAHAHAHA!






Posted at 12:17:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A World Of Bitchin' Beauty Queers...



Everything about beauty pageants; click on your desired entry, ok? AMARAN: Please, if you think that you will not like what you read, then I suggest you don't start. It's not too late to click X you know? Hehehe...







Posted at 12:16:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Polls, Votes, Results!



1st we have 'Polls' (by Sparklit.com); then we add 'Votes' (from u ols lah tu!); and then, we have the Results (Hiks! Mek suke equation nih u ols! Polls+Votes=Results, coolness kan!? LOL!) Lets lah CIO? (Check It Out lah itu CIO! Ish!)






Posted at 12:15:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




"I.N.C" - In Need of Captions!!!





Posted at 12:14:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Funny Entries



Jokes, forwarded funny emails, and stuffs - lets la u ols, laugh like there's no tomorrow! Shall we?







Posted at 12:13:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Reviews...





Posted at 12:12:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Lets Jalan Jalan? (Or Should It Be 'JalanG²? Hurm....)



A collection of daily reports waktu mek pi pusing² makan angin; tak kire lah during company/ business trips ke, or personal/ leisure getaway. Ahaks!







Posted at 12:11:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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