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Hello hello hello... bertemu-sua kita kumbali ya di dlm entry terbaru noh.... hiks!

Lebey kureng 2 tahun lepas (2006... 2005 - ha, betul la 2 tahun lepas! *sambil pose pose jari jemari kire mengire... hiks!), mek ado buat entry berbuka puasa bersama 5thE dan Prof kawannye kat Menara Aloq Staq, kan? Ha, tak hingat dah - hish! Nih ha link, suker kan nak kena spoonfeed bagai! ( L I N K - trimakaseh Blogdrive's feature "BLOG SEARCH", memudahkan keje mek carik balik entry itiew. LOL!). Mrasa kali nih, 2007 - ALSO berbuka puasa di menara Alor Star bersama 5thE; only this time Prof nan ado (miss him lar 5thE! Bwk la dia datang A/S lagiks!!! Hiks! Sker la itiew Mak Hayams!). Dan this time, 5thE dan mek dijoinerinas oleh BS and CA. Clust noh BS - kita dah masuk kali kedua dah berbuka kat Merana, eh, Menara Alor Star itiew dalam masa within a week noh? LOL! Hari tu 1st time dengan si csi_X. Hiks.

And so anyways, no no, mek dinch la mau buat review bagai like the last entry mek buatkan on October 19th, 2005 itiew. Bukan malas, its just that the staffs banyak yang sama, dishes, well, tasty as ever, condisi, biasa jer - sama jer, cuba bezanye adalah HARGA dan kepadatan guests - haiyoh! 2005; so so la crowdnye, with MYR35.00 per pax. Now, after 2 years (last year seingat mek dinch la berbuka puasa kat menara itiew... hurmmm) - it's MYR38.00 per pax (adult). Mek speku last year musti dalam MYR36.50, kans? Hiks! And 2 kali mek gi this year's Ramadhan, kepadatan guests yang hadir berbuka puasa, haiyoh, banyak sekals!


5thE tgh berada di A/S skarang as we go on dengan entry nih, since 2 hari dah (2nd October dia sampai - Jumaat nih balik la dia... *Sob sob*) and setibanya dia on his 1st day, mek bawak dia bersama BS dan CA berbuka puasa bersama la kan. Lagi pun memang 5thE nak sangat gi sekali lagi ke restoran itiew; MEK TAU PASAIPA! Hiks! And mek and BS pon memang sker berbuka sitiew; its like, value for money la u ols. Berbaloi ok with that MYR38.00 tu. Dan CA, well, mek always wanted him to come along.


Nak tgk pics lenglain? Mrasa - click H E R E utk view my web-album, or gi ke Fotopages mek - click H E R E

So anyways, kaedahnye, point utama mek buat entry nih, selain dari nak show share pics and all, mek nak citer pasal ade this one case katanya.

The revolving restaurant of Seri Angkasa, under the management of Seri Melayu Restaurant, the same management/ restaurant for KL Tower itiew la kan, telah mengamalkan konsep NO SKOMING (Smoking lah!) utk restoran diaorang. Ala ala, like, DINCH SMOKING biarpun terdesak, gasak pi la kat hang kan. BY RIGHT yer. BY RIGHT. Akan tetapi,...


Apa sudah jadik ek!? Haiyoh - Kaedahnye, bukan skadar guests/ patrons sajork yang melanggari polisi itiew, malah, STAFF also (namely sorang Chef mek nampak - bukan Chef Aduka yer, dan sorang managing staff mek rase) isap rokok also yer dalam restaurant tu. Yang si Chef tu kenampakkan masuk ke dalam tangga emergency dan melepaskan nafsu serakah rokoknye dalam tu - so kire consider ok la jugak. Akan tetapi, yang membuatkan mek bengang sangat, hat sorang managing staff tu, slamber bewak jer isap rokok DALAM RESTORAN itiew itself yer, somemore, NEXT TO ME OK! Terus mek melenting after that and ajak 5thE and CA and BS balik terus (it was somewhere dah lepas berbuka, 45 minutes lepas berbuka. Berbuka was at 7ish. The thing happened after 8 camtu la; guests pon like half only yang ado, but, STILL,... unethical sangat, KAN!?)

Jadi apa mek buat? Like the msg mek sent dalam website itiew, mek kotakan ler. Mek buat surat u ols! (Thanks to Fiebs and Volksie yang tolong tgk²kan sama the letter tadi. Hiks!)

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Restoran Berputar Seri Angkasa (Under the management of Restoran Seri Melayu)
Menara Alor Star,
Lebuhraya Darul Aman,
05100 Kedah Darul Aman,
Malaysia
Fax: +604-735 5651

Tuan/ Puan/ Sir/ Madam,
(To whom this letter may concern)

RE: SMOKING INSIDE THE REVOLVING RESTAURANT

Assalamualaikum w.b.t,

I have been a regular/ returning customer to the restaurant since 2005; and whatever happened yesterday (October 2, 2007) was very unethical and thus very unacceptable.

I was dining in the revolving restaurant of Seri Angkasa for 'Berbuka Puasa' with my fellow friends on the above said date when this incident occurred. It appeared to me that there were a few (if I may say, MANY) customers/ guests were smoking at the Emergency staircase with its door wide open – which happened to caused the smoke detector to go off for while there. Smokes from the cigarettes were all over the entry foyer/ reception area and I was there looking at it while none of the management staffs even bothered to stop any of the guests from continuing smoking. But that's not whats troubling me.

Whats troubling me was the fact that not only guests/ customers/ patrons were smoking at the Emergency Exit staircase, but also STAFFS of the restaurants, and joined by the management personnel. If you think that's bad, wait until I tell you the fact that some of the management staffs have the nerve to come inside the restaurant, and smoked like there's no "NO SMOKING" policy advised and what's worse, the personnel sat right next to me and smoked his cigarette. And no, I have nothing against people who smokes as I am a smoker too. But rules are NOT MEANT to be broken, yes? It was clearly stated, and noted for the fact that the restaurant followed the policy of "NO SMOKING" whilst inside the restaurant and what happened/ what I experienced yesterday, was very unacceptable.

If I may suggest the followings:

1. Have a smoking section. As a smoker myself, i understand the urge to release myself from the temporarily insanity and by having a portion of the restaurant section to be a smoking section then I guess it won't be an issue in the first place.
2. If there's no way of having a smoking zone, then with all due respect, kindly have the staffs/ management staffs to stop patrons from smoking at the entrance foyer of the restaurant, just by the side, at the emergency exit. What happened yesterday, no one bothered to even calm the other patrons of the restaurants who thought there was a fire going on in the building when the smoke detector triggered. Mind you it can cause chaos and as what I saw yesterday, when the smoke detector triggered, none of your staffs even bothered to calm some of the worried patrons. Kindly have your staffs to work on this. They should be ready to calm patrons of the restaurant in case things like this happen again

I hope my letter will serve as a way to improve the standards of the restaurant which has become my favorite restaurant in the city; and thus I hope that things like this shall never happen again in the near future.

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There's this one part, one para of the letter yang mek tak tulis/ print; setelah dinasihati oleh penasihat² mek yang arif... hiks!

• Volksie: Para tu tak perlu lah. You already have sarcasm somewhere in the letter already...
• Fiebs: Nyah! Itu terlalu sarcasm dan menunjuk sngat yang ko terlalu mencaruts!

Hiks! Apakah paragraph itiew? NAH... (kalau ikutkan Goddess Ginger *YES Isis, move aside, step away, coz there's a new Goddess in the house and its Ginger! TUDIAH! Hiks* - Anyways, kalau ikutkan Goddess Ginger, harus dia marah sebab tak  includekan paragraph iniey... hiks!)

I have nothing against people who smokes as I am a smoker to. But rules are NOT MEANT to be broken, yes? It was clearly stated, and noted for the fact that the restaurant followed the policy of "NO SMOKING" whilst inside the restaurant and what happened/ what I experienced yesterday, I suppose the restaurant should opt for a new policy – "SMOKE IF LAH YOU WANT; LIKE WE (The Management) CARE SANGATS PUN!!!"

Kan??? Hiks! Guess mana mek blajaq sarcasm cam nih? Capt., eh, silap, DOCTOR Capt. HooKeD, u wanna guess? Hiks! GODDESS HANG LAH, si Ginger Miss LaZer itiew! Hiks!

U ols, bende cam nih leh dikatakan kecik, tapi, haa mula la mek ade niat nak caruts nih (setelah dalam letter tu mek dinch boleh caruts, kan... hiks!). WTF! Ko suruh guests ko JGN SMOKING, tapi kau? Siap smoking sebelah guests? And waktu fire alarm berbunyik sangat kuats itiew kan u ols, guests ade belambak lagi. Siap ade dua tiga mak cik ala ala tersedak selepas menghirup Serawa Pisang yer; YES! Bende cam nih, jgn dibuat main. Issuenye skarang, pasal SMOKING. 1stly ko cakap JGN SMOKE dalam restoran. HABIS yang staff sendiri pi smoke dalam restoran, tak pe pulak? And 2nd issue, dah ko cakap jgn smoking dalam restoran, ko BIARKAN pulak guests pi smoke kat tangga emergency. APA KES!? KO tu sapa? KO tu the restoran and its managing staffs and all ler! ISH! Serious u ols. Mek SANGAT hangin bab tu, even as we speak now sebab bila mek pikir balik, hish, sunggoh kurang ajaq dan unethical lew...

We'll see if I get any respond dari pihak restoran itiew; or busuk² like what Fiebs cakap dlm YM tadi...

Fiebs (10/3/2007 23:45:09): suka kan mengkontroversi kan diri
Fiebs (10/3/2007 23:45:49): kesannya semua keluarga kau will not get invitations lagi dah ke majlis majlis ape ape dah kat situ
Fiebs (10/3/2007 23:46:00): sebab anaknya suka mencarik kontroversi

Hiks! Noq, bukan cari kontroversi. Cuma nak betulkan sajork. Mek sker restoran tu. Jgn buat mek menyampah nak pergi sebab gara² "Cakap lain, buatnya lain" or "CAKAP TAK SERUPA BIKIN" ley... dan itu staff management sorang tu yang isap rokok sebelah mek tu, muka dia, ISH! HAIYOH! Mek rasa nak bohhh penampaq ja bilamasa dia duduk sebelah mek dan isap rokok! Ewah², sedap hati dia jer isap rokok sebelah guests! Eee!!! Gerams lah!

LKY: Memula, bukan stakat hantar comment kat webpage diaorang, and e-mail the complaint letter (as well as mail original copy + FAX yer!), asalnya mek cadang nak hantaq complaint comment nih terus ke HARIAN METRO dan THE STAR ok! Rasain! Tapi memandangkan mek teringat big boss restoran itiew berkata, waktu my visit with csi_X and BS last week itiew...

"You semua ni macam celebrity la I tgk. Especially you (pointing at me), macam anak Chef Wan, yang pompuan tu, apa nama, Serina? - Gaya you all semua memang macam celebrity. Thanks for coming tonight..."

Terus yer mek tak jadik nak memediakan hal ini. Mek takkan even forwardkan kepada Datuk Bandar Bandaraya Alor Star supaya actions can be taken. Hiks! TAPI, mek buat blog nih, SERUPA JUGAK LA KAN macam hantar this issue ke newspapers, kan!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sial la mek, kan!? Mek ala ala celebrity, KAU ADO!? Ko ngaku famoust (note the spelling) tapi skadar famoust sebagai pelach lankeuge (lanky + league lah!) bernicknamekan keldai, buat apo? OPS! (Mati la mek - lari semunyik belakang Doctor Captain HooKeD... hiks!)

Ginik lah jadiknye yer... Macam mano? Sat la! mek nak citer la nih!

Last week, (or was it 2 weeks ago - hurmmm, eh, yer kot?), agak² jer la dalam waktu gitu... kan... -  mek tak brapa nak hengat (mati la tua!); mek telah mengalami situasi kezombian tahap cipan again ok!!! Remember last year? THE Diet gila nak mampos "BEAUTY IS PAIN" thingy??? Penelanan diet pills x 4 types? Plus fat burner pills I took kat gym? Plus skipping meals and consumption of NESCAFE and all bagai? For Miss World 2006 pageant? Semata² nak kurus cepat - yang ala ala mek hampir nak kena pelempang dengan Ginger gara² mek bodoh merisikokan diri *which, she was right la kan - I HATE IT when she's right! Darn!!!* - ha, remember now?

Ha nih pon ; apa yang jadik kali nih, ala ala cam tu la jugak, tapi ada 'EXTRA' siket... Ikuti entry nih and hampa tau apa 'EXTRA' nyer. Hehehe...

I'd have to say, all these stupid and irresponsible acts of mine, berlaku, sebab katanya NAK KURUS balik (mati la mek bentat sepanjang setahun mek pegang title! OPS! - SEE! Sapa cakap bila dah menang title tak pressure sangat? Ha nih, pressure la jugak, walaupun tak sama dengan pressure of COMPETING la kan... hiks!); all these semuanya sebab nak get ready for crowning of Miss World 2007 December nanti tu, kan (but PLEASE jgn salah anggap dan salahkan pageant tu punca mek meghoyan cam nih! Jgn libatkan pageant, title, crown dan sash serta kemenangan mek, and not to forget, jgn salahkan committee dan organizer yer!!! Semuanya salah mek! Mek yang get myself involved dengan all these stupid diets and all. SEKIRANYA seseorang/ pihak yang perlu dipersalahkan, ialah diriku sendiri - tudiah! Mati la sad card!!!)... So al kaedahnye mek yang tannak gimuks di hari crowning nanti nih, so mrasalah mek lalui kezombian tak tidur bagai nih; semuanya gara² penangan ketingtongan pill² diet yang sama lor - kan mek dok amik balik ni!!! (yer, tapi kali nih tanpa exercising yer! Gile ke tak mek!?) Hahahaha! (Gelak style orang gila!!! HAHA!)

Pastu pulak, dicampur-adukkan pulak dengan skipping meals lite² during sahur (tapi berbuka puasanya bagai nak gila!) - so, maka, oleh itu, kesimpulannye, yer - mek sedar mek bakal dilempang caruts lagi oleh KB mek si Ginger tu nanti! OPS!

Hehehe anyways, point mek nak ckp dari tadik dok berbelit² dari tadik tapi tak sampai² lagi pointnye nih, ialah, mek menjadi gilo meghoyan tingtong yang ultimate ler kirenye hari tu, disebab tak tidur punye pasal la itiew (dan YER, tidak dilupakan juger, disebab sabitkan oleh Nescafe Original Ice Coffee jugak yer yang bertin² semalaman bagai - hehehe). Dan kezombian mek lately, termasuk 2 3 bulan lepas nih, ala ala pada purata between 48 hours, almost up to almost 72 hours (tapi tak la melebihi 72 hours yer, tak macam tahun lepas la kan - rekod 72 hours plus² sundiels mek tak tidur, mau si Ginger tak ngamok!!! Hahaha...)

So anyways, selain dari nak habaq yang mek menghoyan zombi (when you get REALLY tired ada tak u ols rasa nak tidoq pon susah sebab TERLALU tired, kan? Ha cam tu la mek... hiks! Cuma mek faktor pendorongs banyaks... lalalala!), mek juga nak habaq kat hampa² nih semua, (yer, before² this mek tak penah nak kompangkan in detail sangat cemana mek menghoyan hasil diet pills, fat burner pills, Nescafe and all semua urat saraf usus tersimpul belit bagai, kan? Hehehe - but this time, mek kena habaq jugak sebab, sebab, mek ado buat keje LALOK MELALUT ok!!!), gara² kezombian overdose (HEY! Mek sebot LALOK bukan macam LALOK artist sorang tu dalam Youtube tu yer! CHIT!), mek telah buat entry TAH PA PER! Nak baca? (Mati la initially mek cakap kat diri mek sendiri setelah sober - "Mujur aku tak publish entry nih, kalau tidak - naya jer!"... HA NAH KAU! Skarang! Terpublished juger, kan!? Muahahahah macam tak der bezanye time mek zombi, dengan time mek tak zombie - ops!)

Dapat make any sense out of it? Mek pon tatau ok! Yang mek sedar dan tau waktu tu mek ngantuks gile depan pc and waktu tu memang dah critical; dan mek terus zzz. Yang lawaknye, mek sempat SAVE AS DRAFT dulu nih entry tu, cam ne!? Hehehehe...

LKY: Hish! Kalau mek tgh tingtong zombians lagi, better la mek chatting jer kat TB/ cbox dari mek buat entry. Buatnye mek posting pa per tak betul ke, or mengundang parah ke, MAMPOS eden!!! Hiks! Naya naya!!!

Mrasa! Tak sudah², kan!? New toys aponyo lagi!?!? Entry tertunda tonggak dah bergeleng banyaknye... hiks! (Nak nengok preview? Mrasa! Hiks! - TETAP la kan! Hahahaha! Sabar nyah sabarrr! Mati la mak!)

KAN!? Banyak sekals! Biler nak buat tatau la!!! (Tak per, at least idea ade - TAK LER KERING as claimed by some pihaks, KAN!? Hanjs! Mek tak kering idea la - cuma TIMING NAN ADO - mati la time management failed and keep on failing! LOL!) Anyways, tak per u ols... tak per... Mek abai-aibkan kejaps dulus nah the list itiew, nah?! Sebab mek nak buat this entry yang enables mek to share photos photos photos - Not One, Not Two, But MANY! Hahaha! Korang kan malas nak membaca, suker tgk pics sajork, kan? (Korang ke, or is it just Ginger!? Hahahaha!)

Entry apo? Nih ha - entry pasal TOYS! Hiks!

1st part - TOY 1; When she gets small small new toys, he gets bigger, greater toys! (Mati la jgn korang nak pikiaq kot lain nah! "He" refers to csi_X, "She" refers to mek! Wooppps!!!)

Memula al kesahnye on Friday rasenye la kan (yes, Friday baru lepas nih ha...), lepas berbuks puas dengan si csi_X dan BS kat Menara Alor Stars, kiteorang bergegas nak ke Low Yatt Plaza Alor Star Versi yer - hehehe, Sentosa Mall ler, where else. Mall ke? Hmmm... anyways, kami bergegas ke sana semua nih gara² nak upgrade bagai lappy toppy kiew itiew ler - dan semua nak upgrade bagai nih gara² kes cancel. Cancel mender? Hiks - Cancel iniey... D E L L (pdf file nah!)

So since mek cancel nak peghabeh duit yang nan ado belik Dell busuk tu (ceh, time tak beli, terus the Dell lappy toppy jadik busuk ley???), jadik mek decided nak berhabeh- habehsan utk my current lappy toppy yang tidak kureng hevats nye itiew; of course, with the help of si csi_X itiew ler...

Dan kaedahnye, ala ala nak upgrading dan shopperinas bagai initially adalah mek  ler malam tu; tapi, kaedahnye, jadiknye, si csi_X yang borongs sakans! Terus beli PC varus katanya. MEK SENTAPS!

Tak per - mek sentaps kejaps sajork sebab bukannye mek tak peghabeh pa per pon malam tu. Banyak jugers mek peghabeh belik menatang² toys barus mek itiew bagai. Hiks! Dan selebihnye, i.e. proses install setup fix itu ini bagai, kuserahkan segalanyiew kepada si master csi_X! Hiks! Thanks u ols!



Selain daripada itu (motif bahasa formal!?) mek also veliks a few other stuffs yang mek rasa tak yah la mek kompang (keji la - alang alang dah mengompang tu, might as well la kan? Muahahahahah!) - tapi, erm, PERLU LA MEK NAK KOMPANG MEK BELIK INK!? Hahahah!!!...


M O R E   P I C S - of Toy 1

2nd part - TOY 2; When she cannot tahan seeing him with his new bigger and greater toys - so she went and get BIGGER BIGGER and GREATER GREATER toys!

The very next day, sentap mek tgk si csi_X tu memborong belik bagai PC baru and all nih tak habis² lagik katanya. Kupikirkan the kesentapans will only be for a brief moment; yooo lah! So jadiknye, mek putaq belit alam bagai, bervincangs and all with BBD and BBM (my parents lor - Big Boss Daddy and Mummy), they ols said ok la - can "UPGRADE" my current besi buruks (kurang ajaq tul kan mek nih!!? User lupakan PC sangats!) dalam bilik mek tu to a new upgraded one. MASALAHNYA, bukan UPGRADE as in install bahan tambahan dan make the sedia-ada pc itiew to a better version. ADDINCH! Mek terus belik yang varus also katanya! (TANNAK KALAH NIH!!! Haiyoh! Harus la! Mek kan fonens IT dah sekarangs ineys! LOL!)

Jadik after consulting here and there (mainly with csi_X and all of our 'other' masters in IT technologies and all), utk mendapatkan THE BEST out there dengan harga cikmurs (mati la I sounded kedekut tapi sebenarnye nan ado duit! LOL!) mek finally peghabehkan duit utk toy kedua mek; a brand new pc with this and that - everything in it. Pendek kata, lagi malatops dari what si csi_X bought/ had malam sebelumsnya itiew. Aiyoh! BUSUKNYA HATI MEK! Hahahaha... tak per. Dengki cam tu tak per u ols! Jgn DENGKI KARANA FOFULARITI YANG NAN ADO! (Ops! - Mek menginvite CATFIGHT baru ke nih!? Takmo lah! Lariii!!!)

SO anyways - kalau dia flat screen, MEK ALSO nak flat screen! Hamek! Makan hati 19" SAMSUNG Flat Screen nah! Bukan VIEWSONIC berlogokan BURUNG MERPATI ok! Ops! Mati la kali nih KAWAN tak sedarkan diuntung! OPS! Hahahaha... And plus, my one, the new toy nih, running on VISTA Ultimate ok - ko ado? nan ado? AKU TAK PEDULIK DAH! Hahahah... (Haiyoh! Awat jahat sangat nih!!! Hish!)






Maka dengan itu yer Tuan² dan Puan², sidang pembaca sekalian, mek also ingin mangumumkan bahawasanya dengan pembelian yesterday dan today yang berlonggok bagai with kotaks (YES, u can tell whats coming, kan!? Hiks!) - maka dengan itiew, koleksi KOTAK mek pong bertambah yer...


M O R E   P I C S - of Toy 2

3rd part - TOY 3; When there's leftover cash flows, donno where to go, she finds its time to change something (Nih kes saja jer kan nak peghabeh duih! Hanjs! Mati la buku 555 pun tak selesai lagik! Sabar nyahhh sabar!!! Hahahaha!)

Mati lah setelah dapat apa yang mek nak (ade gak yang tak perlu tapi dah setan naik kepala - kan?! Hahaha!), mek pikir², since mek nak sell mek nye N70 itiew, meaning takkan mek nak pakai my N93i sajork, kan? Kan mek ado 2 numbers - so mrasalah mek kena carik gantik utk N70 mek tu. Dan mek setelah sebulan lebih yer dok tgk hp nih, belek hp tu, survey sana survey sinik, last last - mek hamek yang iniey! Hiks! NOKIA!!! Maafkan mek ya Norkiah! Mek tetiber bertukar arah menghala tuju kepada Samsung piuler!!! Mati la SAMSUN katanya kawan mek! Hahahaha... sentap tau! Sesuka hati dia jer hilangkan G dari perkataan itiew... (Terbayang G as in Ginger - hmmm, on second thought, hilangkan G tu pun bagus gak; less competition, less gadoh-kucing! OPS! Lalalala...)

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Gerandness? Mek sker! Never knew I'd like Samsung as well. Although, memang lah NOrKIAh will always be my number 1 la kan. Hehehehe...

Jadik yer - maka yes! Habis lah entry pasal mek nye new toys yang tak seberapa inieh! Suker tak??? Hehehe... Nak tgk pics yang lenglains, click HERE noh (sekali dengan pics²/ entry² lenglains kat FP meks!!!) HIks!

LKY: Heheheh so IT la mek these days; mek sker lah! Mek akan sebok lah dengan Flat Screen mek; sebok dengan Samsung baru mek itiew; dan lain lain hal lagi; jadi, mek dinch ado time nak gadoh catfight ke ape ke nah, mek nak buat hal mek sendiri! YEH YEH! (Motif tetiber meroyan? Hehehe "Abang... tumpang tanya, nih tol nak ke Penang melalui jambatan tu yer bang?" - walhal, sedang berada di tol nak naik FERRY! CAM NE!? Hahahaha!" Kalau I muntah, camne!?!?!?!" Tudiah! Mati la hampa tak paham, kan!? Hanya Ginger, C.A., Mamizackzaly sajork yang fahem - and of course, mek also la ok! Hanjs! Kalau idak, buat apa mek citer!!! HAHAHA!)

Berikut adalah the beginning of this whole kes drama la kaedahnye...

Kedengaran bunyi tune Rihanna - Umbrella.mp3 kat my hp N93i mek tu (my Maxis); menandakan ado incoming call katanya... at 3 bloody A.M. yer... apo mek tgh buat? TIDO lah. Haiyoh...

And what did I do? Mek yang ala ala tersedar (tersedar yang ala ala bagaikan orang terkejut dog yer; yer la, who wouldn't, at 3.00 A.M. - tetiber jer hp mek melalak pepagi buto nih...); so anyways, mek actually tersedar to a phonecall from a number, 017- 5xx xxxx katanya (bila kuar nombot jer, with no names, tandonyo apo? Yer... mek dinch save number tu, sama-ada mek dinch kenal or mek lupo nak save. OPS!)...

And what happened next? Gaya mek dalam keadaan lali mamai nak menjawab phonecall itiew... terus, MISSED CALL nih! Ko tak hangen!? Ko TERSEDAR gara² MISSED CALL tak sampai 5 saat phone berdering!? Kalau tak sedar, and later in the morning baru prasan, ngak apo la kan. Ini!? ADO!? Mrasalah mek berdesing DQ at 3 A.M.; yer, let me say that again, 3 PAGI yer!!!

Kalau mek tgh kezombian and memang tgh dok berjaga celik, lain story la kan. Ini, at 3 A.M. nih! Apo orang tgh buat time² gitu!? Tidur lah kan...

So ANYWAYS... citernye bermula bila mek yang tersentak terjaga bagai tu (tau tau  saje la kan, bila la terjaga bagai nih, dengan 'hangin'nya lagi, mau aku susah nak lelap balik... and dah la these days mek memang susah nak tido gara² insomnia mek tu, kan...) terus capai hp tu dan hanto msg sentap...

Msg LKY: "Xdekeje ke misscall2 org pepahi buto ni!! Ada akal otak ler sket org nk tido!"

Tetiber mek mendapat reply (wahhh... ade pulak credit ko nak membalas! Time calling², pandai lak ko misscall mek, KAN!?)

Msg from the Unknown: "Memang xdak keje pOn...aku minat ang... Mcm ni ka cara miss wOrld..."

E eh!? Menjawwwwaaaabbb katanya! Binats! Ko hingat Miss World nak kena stay awake 24-7 dan melayan missed calls!? Return call balik and all? Melayan orang at 3 A.M. Miss World pon manusia gak - kenal erti TIDO! Ko tatau ka!? Terus hangin puting berliang mek mai la kan! Ko salah timing pi trigger suis mek!

Msg LKY: "Minat ka xminat ka, that's not the case. namanya org tgh tido. PIkir la sama. Ms. World ke mana apa ke mana. Namanya manusia tido during these hours. Pikir la!"

Betul tak u ols semua? I mean, dia expect as Miss World (sah sah bak kata Miss Ginger, Miss World olok² dan tak leh dipakai titlenye in real, kan gal? Ops!) mek nak kena melayan dia dengan baik sekals after being kejutkan dengan MISSED CALLS at 3 bloody A.M.!?!?!? Heran lah! Cannot think, meh!?

Msg from the Unknown: "Eee...xsangka... K lah bye..."

Kuwang ajau ke idak namanya nih!? Dah la woke me up from my sleep, apparently, for this!?!?!?! SENTAP DAK!?

So now salah sapa? Salah mek ke yang menyatakan hasrat mek as MANUSIA mek nak tido at 3 A.M.; OR salah si HambaAllah God Knows Who nih yang MISSED CALL hp mek at 3 A.M. gara² "Aku minat ang..." (dah la bahasakan diri AKU HANG dengan orang yang hang minat - eee kowser!!!)

Please komeng siket!!! Mula la aku nak naik hantu untuk sepanjang Sabtu, September 29th nih! Hish!

PS: Ok some might just say "Motif melayan balik!?" - well, mek kalau dah naik hantu dengan orang missed call missed call kat hp mek nih, ha, semua leh jadik! Mek dinch boleh la nak dok diam dan biarkan orang tu dok buat perangai toya tu lagi; kang lagi diam lagi dia buat! Biar disembur puas², lepas nih baru tau jgn dok getek missed call missed call orang; orang bukannye suka!

LKY: I've always have this 'thing' kepada those yang getek tak der keje nak missed call missed call orang nih - but kalau on 'NORMAL' timings, tak per la kot. Tak der lah aku nak seangin what happened early morning tadik! For goodness sake bangun sahur pon BBM woke me up at 4.30 A.M. tadi ok! And the thing with MISSED CALLS nih - haiyoh, just, mek memang TAK SUKE lah missed calls missed calls nih. Dia yang nak kita melayan dia, tapi dia missed call orang. Kalau nak orang melayan kau, kau jer lah CALL! Motif nak suruh mek call back. In this case, yang buat mek sentap adalah faktor WAKTU/ MASA, the thing yang mek tgh dok buat time tu (SLEEPING yer - and memang mek benci also bila orang Missed Calls during time² kita tgh sebok, time² tu la dia nak suruh kita call back and all...) - and above all, mek tak kenal dia i.e. number not registered dalam my phonebook - Hangins gilos! And also the fact dia cakap "Macam ni ka cara Miss World?". AIYOH! Seriously. When I won the title dah dekat nak setahun, dah nak selesai reign and kasik balik dah title tu pon, tak der dalam Agreement Letter or T&C as Miss World 2006, yang mek KENA melayan manusia yang biadaps missed call mek at 3 A.M. while I am sound asleep yer! Hanjs lah! Dah la! Sahur sudah. Mek nak 'try' tido balik! If cilaka tu missed call lagi lepas nih, mek tak kira! Mek nak call balik and cakaps "Tumpang tanya. Lubang kubor dah korek!? NAK MAMPOS!" Hiks! Nighty night night!!! :)

Di salah sebuah farmasi yang kurang fofuler (dan ya amats kecil size kedainya yer... hiks! Mek slalu ke Guardian or Watsons sajork, tapi since mek dah lalu depan farmasi itiew, mrasa sajork, kan? Hiks!) di bandaraya Alor Star, pada petang tadi yer..., berlakunya this insiden yang, hmmm... mek sendiri tatau la nak klasifikasikan sebagai apa - jahat ke, bodoh ke, lawak ke - mek dinch hui...

LKY: Abang..., Xenical ada dak? (Tudiah! Direct nih masuk² farmasi terus serang obat obatan diets! Hiks!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Emmm... (sedikit blur...)... hmmm... rrrmmm... (garu² kepala, sambil tgk² kat display cabinets kat dalam farmasinya itiew - bertambah sedikit lagi blurnya)... errrmmm... tak der kot dik...

Moootif 'KOT'!?!? Dan mek speku, farmasi dia ke masalahnye in the first place? Nampak gayanya abang tu macam 'ganti'kan tempat pekerja farmasi tu je? Dengan gaya slambe rock serta dok sebok baca paper time mek masuk, mek speku yang the actual person yang menjaga farmasi itiew adalah orang lain, dan dia nan ado dalam farmasi itiew yer at that time. Kot kuaq pi beli lauk pauk untuk berbuka posa ke ape ke, kan? So dia suruh lah abang yang blur tak tahu mende nih (tapi tahu pulak guna cash register machine itiew, kan? Hahaha...) gantikan tempat dia. Feeling² nan ado orang nak mai beli pa per la kot... so tak kisah lah suruh abang blur nih gantikan tempat dia while dia 'away', kan? BF kot? Ops! So, pa per jer la, anyways, berbalik to the story morry...

LKY: Tak der ek bang? Tak per la... (Sentap! Mek sendiri dok nengok kat kabinet tu, macam, tadak ja... hmmm upsets!!!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Erm, tak dak la dik. Erm... hat lain, adik nak pa pa ka?

LKY: Tu, Flavettes 250mg Vit. C satu botol...

Abang kat Farmasi: Ok... lagi?

LKY: Hat yang 2 sebelah tu pun sekali yer (sambil tunjuk² kat pack Redoxon Orange Effervescent 30 tablets X 2 packs and also 21st Century Vitamin C-500 pills - mujur mek nampak those things yang mek nak; so senang, mek point jer kat dia, dia amek. Kang mek bagi list jer kang, garu² kepala lagi kang, kan? Hehehe...)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ada pa pa lagi?

LKY: Duromine ader? (OPS!!! Tannak give up nih! Hahaha - maaana la tau, kot² la ade, kan... hehehe - Mati la Diet Pill Kuning Danok mek nak kena pesan kat BS, kan!? Hahaha!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ermmm yang untuk diet (disebutnya as "dai-yat" yer... mati la baku! Hahaha!) tu ka?

LKY: Ho ley... (I actually said that - "HO-LEY!!!" hahaha!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ada, tapi itu kena ada surat preskripsi doktor skali. Ada ka?

LKY: Ermmm tak pa la... (Mati la terus sentap dan terus "tak pa la...", kan? Hahaha - mati la nan ado prescription doctor sebenarnya, kan!? Abang DBI!!! Tulunnn!!!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Itu ja ka?

LKY: Erm... sat - tu, yang hat tu sekali nah, abang...

Abang kat Farmasi: Mana?

LKY: TUUU!!! NH Detoxlim Plus Value Pack tu... (sambil tunjuk²kan the last item mek nak...)... Ha, itu je kot. Dah...

And then terus menuju ke kaunter cashiers katanya nak bayo. Ikut²nya, by right...

• Flavettes Vitamin C-250mg: MYR20.00
• Redoxon Orange Effervescent: MYR65.90
• 21st Century Vitamin C-500: MYR21.95
• NH Detoxlim Plus Value Pack: MYR119.40

• Total: MYR227.25

Kan? Tapi, alih²...

Abang kat Farmasi: Semuanya MYR147.65, adik bagi MYR145.00 dah la, abang kira diskaun... (sambil tersenyum tersengih macam bunga cengkih basi!)

Motif? Diskaun ley!? Diskaun haponyo sampai MYR70 lebih! To be exact, MYR82.25 discountnya, ish... kat mana dia silap kigha tatau!? Hmmm... Diskaunnn la sangatsss!!!

When it comes to these situations, selalunya la kan, mek akan dikatakan BENGAP ok! Kalau cashier salah cakap, pi habaq kat mek total of MYR100, walhal sebenarnye MYR110, mek getek pi habaq "Eh salah kira kot, it's actually MYR110.00, bukan MYR100..." sambil tersenyum lebaq... terus either mek dicaruts sapa² as being bengap, or just plain bodoh sebab orang cashier tu dah cakap harga rendah, mek pi habaq harga tinggi (yang actual tu) - walhal mek niat nak jadik pengguna/ pembeli yang BIJAK dan ADIL - kalau dah salah, kita betulkan, kan?

OR

Kalau cashier pi sebut salah, total of MYR125.00, dan ACTUAL pricenya MYR120.00, mek buto² bukannye check sangat pong kadang², terus bayau jer MYR125.00... ha... itu mak ngaku la cuai/ lalai dan tak betoi!

Tapi hat 1st tu - salah cakap harga; harga yang disebut rendah dari harga asal; patutkah mek diamkan sajork dan jadik jahat? Atau, perlukah mek bodohkan diri mek pi habaq benda yang betul semata² nak tunjuk kata mek nih baik dan pengguna/ pembeli yang bijak/ baik dan adil... hmmm...

LKY: MYR145.00 yer bang... ish, susah susah jer abang nih... mekaseh la yer...  (sambil tersenyum lebaq...)

Waktu tu mek dah tau pasaipa jadik harga cam tu, ala ala memang abang tu silap kira. Tapi mek diamkan dulu. Mek bayau cepats², dan mek catwalk berambus belah terus... siaul tau! Hahahaha!

Katanya suruh jadi pengguna/ pembeli yang BIJAK, kan? Ha, nih mek rasa, mek jadik bijak la nih, kan!? Diam jer lah - bukan salah mek! Mati la mek! Hahahaha! Yang jual tu yang KURENG bijak sebenarnye!!! Hahahah!

Kesilapannye ada dalam pic nih...


Detect dak lagi? Dak? Aiyoh - nevermind... meh mek habaq meh... Notice dak kat kotak Value Pack NH Detoxlim tu, ada tertera... SAVE RM39.80, kan? Dan tolisan keciknye tertera RM119.40 WM/ RM128.40. Kira pi kira mai (hampa buat la calculations hampa kalau tak percaya... hiks!) mek speku abang tu pi kira NH Detoxlim Plus mek for only MYR39.80, instead of MYR119.40... kan!?


And somemore, the valuepack is only valid up till 30 APRIL 2007 - motif dia masih menjual pada harga itiew? By right dia dah kena sell kat mek pada harga 4 kotak - MYR159.20 tau (Pills however expires on November 2009 yer, harap maklum! Hiks!).

So you see, dalam kes nih, mek tak leh disalahkan, kan? It's that blurry abang yang harus dipertanggungjawabkan, kan!? NH Detoxlim - I ols TAK BERSALAH! Besides, I ols antara pengguna/ pengamal setia NH Detoxlim Plus - jadik I ols tak leh dipersalahkan, kan!? Hiks!...

LKY: Konfirm lah abang kat Farmasi tu ingat... "Since tadik aku dok blur blur pasal dia punya pill diets, takpa, aku kasik diskaun siket dari MYR147.65 kepada MYR145.00... biaq dia happy siket... " - kan? Yer abang! Adek SANGAT happy! Tapi adek kesian kat abang la, confidensi abang kena bayo balik 'kerugian' hasil dari salah kire/ tengok price kat kotak itiew... "SELAMAT HARI RAYA YER ABANG!!! MAAF KALAU DUIT ABANG KURENG TAHUN NIH NOH!!!" Lariii!!! :) Owh and I noticed semua pills mek beli tadi tu semuanya dalam packaging ORANGE COLOR! Melerts, kan!? Hiks! And PS: "FOR NOW" there's no sambungan, no part 2 kepada kesah selepas berbuke puasa kat umah Ginger tu yer. Alasan, sebab tak der gambar dah! OPS!

Katanya hari nih mek adakan sessi berbuka puasa bersama akak Ginger yer dirumah kediaman rasminya di Gurun tuh... (ala ala skalikgus menyambut bersamanya hari ulangtahunnye yang ke TUUUUUTTTT!!!! Motif berTUUTTT segala bagai sedangkan terang²an mek kompang umur dia dah 25? OPS!)

Planningnye seawal last week lagi waktu dia datang berbuka puasa kat A/S; so mrasalah siang/ petang tadi dalam kul 3pm mek gi amek Mamizackzaly dan spousenya (spouse nih - kau ado nan ado? OPS!), C.A. (my faithful P.A. nih! Mek sker lah!) dan juga diri mek sendiri (motif nak amek diri sendiri!? Hahah!) dan terus shoot ke Gurun nih. Sampai² jer Gurun, terus lah ke kediaman rasmi yang baru siap diubahsuai bagai katanya (nak tgk? Nah! Click HERE, HERE, and HERE yer! TUDIAH! Mati la semuanya link yang SAMO! - dan mati lah "YANG BARU SIAP DIUBAHSUAI sedangkan dah ubahsuai 3 4 bulan lepas! HANJENGS!) Hehehe...

Setibanya rombongan Kak Zakiahanum Haram Zadahs (Mamizackzali) dan Kak Leha Tapai Basibusuk (Chef Adukaria - ops!) ke kediaman rasmi bekas ratu U-ni-vurse 2003 itiew, mek terus terjah yer kuar dari kete mek dan terus meluru ke pintu masuk umahnye yang vast terpelahang besaunye itiew; ala ala macam 'A ah, masuk lah; pintu dah terpelahang terlohong kangkang terbuka! Tak gherti²??? Masuk jer lah!!! Sia sia jer akak bukak pintu tu luas² ok kalau tetap nak berjemput kau!' gitu, kan... hiks.


Dan kelihatan Miss Ginger kita sebok yer kat dapur tgh MASAK! Mek sker! Hebats sekals Miss G kite yer!!! Pandai sunggoh dia masak! Menarik ya amats serta harum sekal bau bauan masakannye, sampai menggugat iman puasa mek! OPS! Terus mek meluru ke dapurnya dengan lajunya sekals...


"Haiii galll!!! Sker la u ols masak today!!!" mek girang² sekals sambil huggy huggy lite² Miss G kite itiew yang cantek sekals di dapur berSINGLET dan berseluar pendek biru yer. OPS!

"GAL! Chicken dish mek HANGIT!!!"

Hahahahah tudiehhhh!!! Nih baru sat sat nih jer mek berikan kata² puji²an, dah hangit jadiknye! Sumpah sialan mek bawak dari A/S menjadik ke kaedahnye? Ops! Muahahaha!!!...

"Camne leh hangit gal!!?" mek ala ala being CONCERNED la kan; korangs kenapa! It's bulan Ramadhan, wajar being concerned ok kepada mereka² dan perkara² yang perlu kita concernkan...

"Nih ha tadik mek sebok dok poting cili bagai sampai mek terleka lupa pasal dish mek yang atas dapur nih. Tetiber bau semacam jer; tu yang terus mek terpaksa buatkan dish nih BERKUAH yer. Kalau idak mrasalah tanpa kuah, pekat kering jer. Now dosi berkuah, suke tak?" hehehehehehe pandai sekals akak Ginger kite buat back-up plan noh!!!

"Mak ok jer la la la la la la... tak kisah pun sebenarnye. Janji masakkan khas utk mek tu tak hancur, sudah ler..." skadar being plastic dan pentingkan dish utama utk mek, iaitu masakan daging ape tah! OPS! Mati la tak sadar diuntung datang berbuka puasa umah orang siap orang masak tetap nak kurang ajar, kan? Muahahaha...

"And somemore jari jari mek pedih sundal! Sampai bengkak² nih ha... tgk lah..." sambungnye lagi si Ginger...

E EH!? Over tau! Orang tunjuk concern dan tarkir pasal kes dish ayam kau tu hangit, dah dah ler. Perlu la ko nak manja² lelebih tayang tangan jari jari kau yang membengkak pedih bagai gara² potong cili merah/ cili padi bagai tadi tu. Nak manja², ko tunggu si Nazznuar ko tu datang! Ops! Mati la abe beruang manja tu dijadikan tempat Ginger nak ngada² manja! Mati la mengadu sesama hadek² - pelessi la tu! OPS! Tapi yang pasal jari² dia tu, tsk tsk tsk - kesian, kan? Heheheh (haiii - nampak sangat tak penah masak masakkan pedas, lagi nak cindai kat orang, KAN!? OPS!)


So anyways, selepas mek sebok² lite² kejap² bergambar bagai kat dapur tu (ala, cukup syarat udah ler... kan?), mrasalah si C.A. (namanya nick pon, CHEF, kan?) pulak yang sebok membantu si Ginger tu kat dapur, sementara Mamizackzali pulak kadang² jer gi mencelah. Mek buat apa? Mek dah spousenya si Mamizackzali sebok kat ruang tamu yer, geledah majalah lah, tgk dvd lah (siap bawak dvd sendiri yer, ko mampu!? Hahaha!) dan terbongkang terlentang malas bagai... comfortable juger yer kediaman rasmi pondan tua nih. Sker lah cam nih.. tak penah nak rase nikmat comfortable cam ginik... (ceh! Macam la nih kali pertama mek merebahkan diri kat ruangtamu comfortable si Halia giling nih, kan?! Muahahaha... ala, amek hati jer u ols! Entry nih pasal dia mainly, harus la dia baca dan bukan skadar scanning yer, so mrasalah mek tulis yang elok² sajork. OPS!)


So lepas dah sebok² kat dapur bagai, dah siap siapkan sayur campur mixed with ikan masin, chicken dish berkuah last minute ala ala back up plan chicken dish hangit, dan juger masakan special utk mek, DAGING masak apa tah - Chinese herbs ape tah (mek sker!!!), then, dia (Ginger) gi memandian siap²an bagai, and lepas tu, kami berlima (mati la kete mek jadik SARDINE lagi yer! Muahaha) terus ke pekan Gurun yer menuju ke pasar Ramadhan yer. Meriah sekals! Chicken² ado, bapak² pakcik² ikan haruan ado, pengkid² ado - OPS! Sker lah! Macam macam kami membeli (mek lah! Pantang nampak, itu nak beli ini nak beli! HISH! Nafsu iblis sangats, kan!? Muahahah!); yer lah, mek speku speka pasal yang kontigen mek sajork, si C.A. tu sorang dah bagaikan 2 orang (AMPUNKAN I OLS C.A.!!!), si Mamizackzali pon dah bagaikan 2 orang dah perut yang asyik tersangkut kat meja dan stearing wheel kete mek tu - OPS!, dan si spousenya juger, dulu keding jer orangnya, now dah bagaikan Mamizackzali juger yer - (HEY! Apa ko jamu si lover kau tu Mamizackzali oiiii!!! Nasi ka apa!? Hehehe)... And then, (kirenye tolak Mek dan Ginger jer la yer sebab kami makan lite² gittu... skadar MRASA jer... ops!) campur pulak dengan si Nazznuar dengan lover-weekendingnye tu, ha, tak ke semuanya melebihi lima orang nak berbuka puasa kat umah Ginger karang? Tapi lauk pauknya yang dimasak, MEK TAKUTS! Ops! (Owh, mek lupa, selain dari the three dishes tu, Ginger also masak NASI BRIANI yer - ko mampu?! Mek ngaku mek tak mampu!!!). So mrasalah mek feels² belikan tambah²an bagi mencukupi permintaan - susah kang permintaan tinggi supplynya kureng, kans!?


Dan selepas itiew, habis dah memborong beli belah di pasar Ramadhan bagai, terus pulangan ke kediaman rasmi Ginger kat Taman tttuuuutt itiew, ops! Dan again, depa sebok² kat dapur siap²kan bagai, mek sebok membongkang kat living room dia. Tapi kejaps jer lah - sbb lepas tu mek sebok hidangkan makanan² lauk pauk kuih muih air airan bagai semua. Hidang kat mana? HEY! Ko kenapa? Takkan nak makan kat meja makan dia yang utk 3 orang sajork dan yang adok set pinggan mangkuk periuk belanga utk 6 orang sajork!? Ko gila!? Mrasalah mek hampar-hidangkan kat lantai beralaskan tikar 'Nih tikar mak I ols punye la u ols!' katanya Ginger. Muahahahah!


And lepas tu, puuuuuuuuuuuunya lah mek rasa lambat bebenor nak berbuka; lauk pauk kuih muih dah depan mata dah nih, tertelan jer air liur mek tau! Kesian kat mek... hehehehe... and then, kedengaran lite² azan Maghrib, menandakan masuknya waktu Maghrib dan waktu berbuka puasa di kawasan Gurun (Gurun jer yer! Heheh...) dan teruslah...

"CEPAT! Doa cepat nak berbuka nih!" katanya si C.A.

Pastu, kau suruh aku; aku suruh kau; hang suruh dia nih; dia nih suruh hang - last² lovernye si Mamizackzali itiew yang bacakan doa...

"Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..." dan terus dia minum! Yang kami yang lain² nih dok sebok angkat tangan tunggu doa makan dia nih, ado? Kezi tau dia terus minum katanya. Terus lah si C.A. yang jadik Ustaz bervulu carpets yer! Hiks! Dan minum² jer, tetiber, Mamizackzali buat cuak sebab dia baru dgr AZAN dari surau belakang umah si Ginger. C.A. confidensi kata dah berbuka sebab kaedahnye dia dah set time kat hp dia. Ginger pon mengesahkannye. Mek also mengsahihkan pembukaan puasa yang awal tadik tu. "Mrasalah orang² kat surau tu pun sebok nak berbuka puasa dulu then baru dia azan la, ko kenapa!?" carutnya mek kat si Mamizackzali yer. Muahahaha tul la kan? Hehehe...

So time makan, sebok semuanya mengketedaghah! Sedap juger yer masakan pondan tu, especially yang daging tu! Tapi mek sentap! Ginger masakkan daging tu khas utk mek! Tapi sebelum mek amik awal² lagi si Mamizackzali dosi makan, C.A. pon dosi, lover-weekending si Nazznuar pon sebok makan jugak - HEY! Tu daging mek! Sia sia jer Ginger pi amek daging hasil lembu yang dilenyek oleh trelar kat tepi jalan tu ok, lain orang yang dia masakkan, lain orang orang piuler yang makannye... sentaps! Tapi tak per, mek ado mek nye ulam ulaman bawang dan cili padi serta sos tiram dan jugak kerang masak pedas yang mek belikkan dari pasar Ramadhan tu - so mek dah sorrraiiit sajork. Heheheheh...

And lepas makan semua, ha, mula la semua nak jadi ULAR mengular bagai! Mana tak boncit besau badan perutnya semua!? Kan!? Tgk cam mek! Baring terus dalam bilik Ginger atas katil jer (JER tu yang tak tahan tu! MUAHAHAHAHA!) And selepas all makanan lauk pauk di simpan bagai, dan ruang makan dikemas and all, and selepas sekalian umat menunaikan solat kepadaNYA, kami semua berlima (minus si Nazznuar dan lover-weekendings nye jer la ek...) meneruskan agenda acara pada malam itiew... apa tatau?

"LETS!!! Gal, ko nak join kami berempat?"

"Gi mana tatau?"

"Gi Batu Feringghi!!! Tgk DVD!!! LETS!"

"Ahaaa... mek sker! LETS! Mek never lah go anywhere these days gal. Lets la..." sambil tepok² tangan tersengih buat style kanak² Ribinna Berry Girang Retardeds itiew... hiks!

Tapi kan, sebenarnye, mek kesian ok kat si pondan tua nih tetiber; yer lah, tak berjalan mana² sangat pons dia kat situ/ sini, dan kami² jer lah kawan² yang dia ado - hmmm... so mek pun tak kesah la kan bawak dia tompangkan sekali jalan² ke Penang/ Batu Feringghi dengan kete mek nih tanpa mintak tongtong duit minyak dan duit tol (mati la kat Tol, "Akak, nak gi Jambatan Pulau Pinang macam mana yer? Straight je? Hey, straight je ke KL la kak!" - yer, part nih akan mek kasik tau kemudians! Hehehe) Anyways, besides (HISH! Sat anyways, sat besides, mana satu tatau!), we ols berdua kan katanya "FRIENDS FOREVER!!!" kan? Mati la KEHIJAUAN tema persahabatan kami! Muahahahaha! (Which I believe, si Ginger dah curang dan belot dah, dinch bertemakan kehijauan dah gara² laZer treatment! SESUAI LAH dia dapat Miss LaZZZer Award kat Party Romzy itiew... OPS!)

***Entry bersambung lepas nih nah!!! Hiks!!! :) -> Nak tgk gambar lagi, mrasalah ke F O T O P A G E S mek yer...

They say life begins at certain age, like, 40, or 50, or even 60, right? But for this one particular friend of mine, life STOPS at 25 and every year afterwards will always be 25!!! So I guess for some yang really don't know how old is she, mrasalah pi tanya sendiri. If you're lucky, you'll get the real age - but if you're REALLY lucky... you'll get this one...

"KAU KENAPA!? I'm 25 yo! Perlu la u come to me on my birthday asking me about my age!? How dare u!" Kan? Hehahahehehahaheheheheheh mati la mek!!!

So, sapalah gerangan menusia yang baru turned 25 years old nih (AGAIN!?)? Ah yes, tidak lain tak bukan, ... Miss Ginger de la Loca!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOQS!!! My my! At the age of 25yo, damn! Makin cantek u ols! Maken melerts! Saling tak obah persis menusiak berumurs 21 + 4 + 10 - 5 = OPS!!! Lalalalala... haruskan mek lari now!?

Mek nak buat something serious; ala ala from the bottom of my heart entry sort of thingy but knowing dia tu bukannye baca sangat entry mek nih kan, skadar scanning jer, mrasalah mek simpan jer ayat2 mek tu dah lepaskan (or ludahkah? Ops! Mati la ludah bersireh! SR, ko hengat, ko jer ade dapat ludah berkahak dari mek? Ha, skarang, Ginger leh la jadik KB ko bebetul sebab dia pon ada hutang dengan mek - hutang lodah bersireh! HAHAHAHA mati la mak!) - eh, where was I? Ah yes, I'll save the dripping-with-emotions speech nanti waktu mek berbuka puasa dengan dia in Gurun on Saturday... hahaha...

Whatever it is gal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY nah!!! :)

LKY: Mati la mek sebenarnye dah buat entry wishing Miss G (dan seorang lagi fellow Myspace member yang sambut birthday sama tarikh dengan Miss G kita nih) a few days earlier kat my blog kat my Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/lealaurielle) - HOOKED! Kau hengat ko jer boleh bagi hadiah 2 3 weeks in advance? Mrasalah mek kasik Birthday Wishes Speech nih dalam Myspace nih 2 3 DAYS earlier dari birthdaynye... mampu nak lawan?! Hahahaha...

What is? Ha, nengok pic kat bawah iniey...

True ah? Thickness matters? And so it says that not only Thickness DOES matter, but is also to be said that it's stronger, and more durable, and above all, of greater value!!! Amendenye!? Hey! Jgn pikirans luch luch di bulan puasa iniey! Hehehe... I know I did initially when I saw the advert! Ops!!! LALALALA!!!

So amendenye nih? Well, I'll let u decide. We'll play "YOU GUESS, ME TELL U RIGHT OR WRONG..." nah? Hehehehe...

Next photo dalam entry kali iniey... tgk la sendiri; sunggoh mek tak kuasa nak melayan ok nama² drinks yang ado kat kedai makan nih... (Kedai makan mana tah mek pon tak hengat dah - was it the Aladin Chinese Muslim Restaurant kat KJ tu? 5thE? Volksie? Can you guys recall?)

Kan? Ko mampu menahan nengok nama² drinks yang available? Mek tak tahan sundiels. Nak tergelak pong ado, nak tergeli geli pong ado. Hurm... I wonder what will restaurants and cafes and all think of next, kan?

Would you believe it, if mek katakan, yang tempat nih kan, tak jauhhh dari 2 residensi utama/ official yer, yang penting dalam negeri iniey yer; mek tannak la sebut directly umah sapa yang 2 itiew, ala ala kediaman yang VAST dibina, diupgrade renovate bagaikan, tapi, just hundreds of metres away dari tapak kediaman kediaman itiew, nah - hamek! Canteks sekals! Takkan sebok belanja sana sini per-elokkan umah sana sini, mai tang bab bab kecantekkan ALAM sekitar, tak diendahkan?! SEDEH LAH!

LKY: Aiyoh! Mek takuts lah atas ulasan berapi berdasarkan pic ke-3 itiew; dimanakah? Well, Ginger, C.A. dan Mamizackzaly should know la kan... hiks! Yang penting, kepada mereka bertiga iniey juga yer, lets just hint hint sajork and jangan la kite sound direct; nanti mek takuts kite "Yes, the four of you - you may leave the STATE!!!" Tudiah! Mati la mek ternari² macam Hatta Dolmat kang dalam Project Runway Malaysia tadi tu kang! Hehehehehe...

Lainnn jer kan the sound to the title of this entry? "A Quickie . . ." katanya yer? NO! Its not what you think ok! It's just another way of me saying... "Mrasa - meh mek update siket² about this and that, here and there, copat² way!" Hiks! (Wonder will this be another one of those "Owh, I'll try and make this one a short one..." but in the end ended up jadi entry 3000 patah perkataan juger? LOL! We shall see yach!)

Now, let me see... first up... ah yes... Youtube... hiks!

Hari tu mek dah uploaded satu show video yang mek buat show/ performed kat birthday party si Romzy itiew, kan? Show: "Ain't It Funny - JLo". Ha now, mrasa, as promised hari tu, mek dosi uploaded mek nye second show video...

Click on the image to view the video

Mrasalah noh... "Dangerously In Love" by Beyonce katanya as my 2nd show during the party, before the erm, well, the erm, you know, like Paula Abdul pernah nyanyik once, "Rush... Rush..." incident  hiks! Don't you just love the red dress? Hehehe I know I DID! Hiks! (Thanks C.A., again, for the splendid bead and diamonte work...!)

Ok that's about my video(s) at Youtube. What's next? Ah yes, my FP - fotopages lah... hiks. I've also made an update kat my fotopages itiew dengan entry pasal a chocolate box worth USD30.00 - mrasa click on the image below to proceed to that particular entry ya... (YES I know it's fasting/ Ramadhan month but TAHAN la siket noh... hahahaha!)

Ok... Youtube dah, FP dah... erm, whatelse ek? Aha... yesza... mek nak update pasal my erm, hmmm... apa ek? Owh yes; pasal my DVD - Wishlist thingy...

Can you still recall My Wish Came True... Tudiah! entry? Aha... updates pasal kes itu pulak yer. Saparti yang telah dijanjikan dan diagreekan oleh mek dan xxx itiew, katanya, dia balik by September 1st. So mek girangs la kan nak dapat DVDs itiew. Tapi tgh dok girang² mek, ghupo²nya, mek sebok tak find out flight dia ape, ETA (Estimated Time of Arrival) in AOR kul brape, and most importantly, mek sebok bagik number phone mek kat dia, sedangkan mek tak sebok pulak pi tanya dia for dia nyer phone number; how!? So anyways, mek hanya leh assume meng-assume sajork la kan... Mek assumed dia balik departure dari UK nuh on the 1st of Septmeber, si busuk busuk dia sampai KUL/ AOR on 2nd. And then mek prolly would be able to meet her or 2nd or lewat²nyer 3rd. Akan tetapi, by 3rd tu pong mek beloms dapat pa per news dari xxx. Mula² mek nak risaukan pasal dia tipu mek, pon tak der point- why? Motif dia nak tipu mek sedangkan mek beloms bayaq pa per lagikpons for the dvds!? Lain la mek dah bayo, kan? Tapi mek tak assume yang dia nak menipu mek. Mek assumed... well... actually, to be honest, lewat sehari dua, mek leh la just buat tatau and still wait. Tapi, by the time dah masuk 3rd of September, and STILL no news, mek risau kot lain dah. Mek dok pikiaq bukan² dah. xxx nih jadik ke idak balik dari UK? Flight stranded memana ke? Whatever happened to xxx? Waktu nih, DVDs tu wasn't my main concern dah. Whatever happened to xxx tu lagi la mek risaukan banget! And JGN tanya mek brapa banyak e-mails mek sent to xxx sebab worried gilos. And yes, at that point, e-mail sajork sumber mek nak carik dan berkomunikasik dengan xxx. Akan tetapi, hari ke empat i.e. 4th September tiba, mek dapat sms dari someone, yang numbernye tak disave. Tuptaptuptap... xxx rupernye!!! Dia sampai as mek spekukan, 2nd, tapi she was tired after a long trip/ flight, and terus tidoq seharian on the 3rd + sebok melayan adek bradek datang menjenguk dia kat umah. On the 4th tu ler baru xxx ade time nak gi check e-mail dan contacted mek. Haiyoh, girangnye mek time tu tak terkata. Hehehehe. And lepas tu, sebok nak jumpe petang tu jugak sebab nakkan DVDs tu dah tergedik² sangat, and plus nak jumpa xxx, yang LANGSUNG mek tatau ruponyo cemano... hanya ado nomot tepon dia jer. Tu pun by the time sampai time nak jumpo, asik mek call, nan ado pick up. Haiyoh! Motif!? Pastu mek yang tatau ruponyo cemana, waktu tu, kat Alor Star Parade, kat Reject Shop lagi, asalkan nampak pompuan lalu jer, mek jerit... "XXX!?!?!?!" nih! Semua orang lalu mek target it was xxx. Last last sekali, baru jumpa... No wonder lah tak jawab phone - phone pi tinggai kat umah. Chit! Hehehehe. Managed to sembang² for like 20 minutes or so before xxx mintak diri nak balik. Whatever it is xxx, if you're reading this, again, macam dalam my sms to you hari tu, the dvds are all ok, all in good condi and all mek boleh play kat my laptop and my pc! TQ u ols!!! And you took the exact amount for the DVDs, dinch amek extra charges noh! Baek sunggoh! HEY! Bila nak berbuka posa sama²!?!?!?! :) Thanks again ya!!! :)

Ok - now, whats next? Hurmmm... ohhh... haaa... up next mek nak buat siket quickie update pasal 'The new member into BBD and BBM's family tree'... hiks! But on second thoughts, I shall reserve the story about the September 11th baby girl utk my next entry, nah? Kang kalau mek continue, kang dah tak jadik a QUICKIE entry dah kan? Hehehehe...

LKY: So much for a quickie... Words counted for this entry telah mencecah 1000++ words sudah! Dah jadik "NOT SO QUICKIE" entry after all daaa... hahahaha!