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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

One Night Stand...


Di dalam sebuah bilik tidur mewah, di dalam sebuah rumah bungalo di Damansara, two strangers, A dan B tgh bersediap sedias nak... you know... hiks! (tak kisah lah A dan B tu, laki dengan pompuan ke, pompuan dengan pompuan ke, laki dengan laki ke ape ke - ikut suka korang la nak bayangkan situasi ini. Tapi dalam entry mek ni, si A tu, LELAKI dan B tu, perempuan...)

  • A: Are you ok with ONS? (one night stand)
  • B: Yeah, I guess... sure - am fine with it. I hate commitments anyways - so, wanna get down to it now? (this sounds more like a guy with another guy, KAN? Hmmm aper² jer lah ek...)
  • A: Sure thang, baybeh!...

And the rest, mek tak payah la nahhh nak citer aoe jadik, nah? Tooo 18SX la nak go into details. Pepandai ajo lah korang guna imaginasi korang tu, ek? ... So, afterwards, selepas selesai mem'binatang'kan diri... hehehe...

  • A: That was supperb!!! (sambil lap peluh)
  • B: Really?
  • A: Yeah...
  • B: Cool...

And then suddenly dua² went silent, kelu seribu bahasa. Pepaham ajo la kan, dah puas, so ala² nak tak nak aje la kan melayan... tetiber...

  • B: So...
  • A: So?
  • B: I erm...
  • A: Yes?
  • B: Nah... nothing. I guess I better get dressed up and make my move... you pun maybe tired...
  • A: Ok...

And so B pun started pakai baju semua, and A pakai his shorts (or was it brief? Hmmm - EH!? Motif details!? Chis!) So... waktu dah nak keluar from the bedroom, B stopped sekejap. Yang si A nih pulak, macam, "WTF???"

  • A: Why, whats wrong? Left something?
  • B: Ermmmm... nah... nothing...
  • A: Ok... so after you...

Wah, A dah macam dah nak menghalau si B nih kuar dah ni. Dah macam, "Yer lah, the 'thing' is over - am tired - so apo ko tunggu lagik? Brambus jer la..." - hehehehe... As B tgh turun the tangga, B had to just cakap somethin'...

  • B: So, wanna keep in touch?
  • A: Nah... told ya am a ONS type of guy... sorry...
  • B: Nah... it's ok. Was just askin' - sekadar bertanye orang katakan? Hehehe...

YEAH RIGHT! Sebenarnya... B dah dalam dilema. Sepanjang 2 jam bergelumang atas katil tadik tu, dia dah felt something for this A fella. And tadik waktu memula yang dia stopped tetiber kat depan pintu bilik, on the way out from the room tu, MEMANG he (B) left somethin' in the room... HATInya...

Yes u ols, hatinya dah terlekat-tinggal pada si A yang candiew, jerz dan lazarts itiew. Tapi, bukan ke tadik awal² dia (B) cakap dia tak kisah A tu sorang ONS type of guy? Alih², motif! nak jatuh hati terlekat hati bagai nih?? Dan when B asked pasal nak 'keep in touch' tu, B was merely tryin' dia punye luck, kot² si A tu pon, dari nak ONS, tetiber nak lelebih, KAN? After all, si A tu DID cakap that the session with B was SUPPERB - so who can blame B for feeling lelebih, kan!?

Ini lah yang cuba mek kupaskan u ols. Bermula as one night stand action-filled moments, tetiber, tah dari mana, di mana dan bagaimana, hati mula terpaut. Kalau dua² mutually jatuh hati to each other, then, tak per lah kan. MASALAHNYA sekarang, kalau jadik case cam nih. Si A tu tak der mende pon, si B yang over. Tapi tak leh jugak salahkan B kan - soal² hati dan prasaan ni, ANYTIME jer boleh terjadi, betul tak?

So pulanglah si B tu, all sedey and what not; soalan - why perlu sedeh? Yer lah, sebab dia dah madly deeply syiok sama itiew A tapi dia tau A tak nak proceed jiwang² bagai ni, kan? SO macam mana dengan B? SEDEH la jawabnya dan si A, biaso saja. Kesian... Tu la, awal² tadik cakap tak kisah la ape la (sah sah la sebab nafsu dah meluak², kan? Anything goes lah kan), kan? And like I said, tak leh nak salahkan si B also sebab mana dia nak tahu dalam pada tgh dok rembak atas katil itiew, dia akan jatuh hati dengan si A itiew, KAN?

Ini lah sengsaranya ONS - the risk u have to take. Kalau u're strong enuff to deal with it, proceed lor. Kalau u ols tahu hati u ols lemah, dan mudah jatuh hati cintan liuk lentuk bagai dengan partner ONS tu, awal² lagi, better la back off u ols. Kang jadik macam si B nih, sapo nak jawab? Menghoyan si B sengsorang lah jadiknya pada si A yang dah tak pedulik dah pon ape² hal lepas malam itiew... kan?

ONS, wanna call people yang mengamalkannya as 'Bangsat' or 'Binatang' - go ahead, tapi itulah reality kehidupan folks. Bile bermain dengan ONS nih, harus diingati bahawasanya it is only meant for pleasure dan no hanky panky dengan hati dan prasaan ini (NOTE/ DISCLAIMER: MEK BUKAN MENGGALAKKAN ONS NAH!) Kite tak leh nak marah orang macam si A yang memang suke nak ONS jer - maybe sebab dia malas nak pening²kan kepala with relationships and what not - so dia prefer ONS jer. Ini bukan skadar apply to gay male to male ONS tau, male to female or female to female pon ado also yang suka just ONS (so jgn nak menuding jari pada gays/ lesbians/ nyahs/ drags jer yang suke ONS tau... - sebab STRAIGHT people pon ade yang gilakan ONS stylo - kalau idak, masakan ado PLAYGIRLS or PLAYBOYS, KAN!?) So jalan mudah bagi orang macam A to have FUN with NO commitments, adalah melalui ONS (yeah yeah, like I said, bukannye bagus sangat pon ONS nih kan - tapi, dah lumrah alam)

TAPI katakan lah, dalam situasi tadik tu, si A dapat detect yang B sukakan dia... dan KERANA TANNAK KECIKKAN HATI another manusia i.e. B tu, si A telah decided to play along with si B - proceed nak keep in touch, dan soon, bercintan one sided (B yang gila bercinta serious nih, dan si A, skadar go along sajo) - this could also happen tau u ols. Dan also, maybe its true, A also cintakan si B lepas that ONS tu... contoh...

    "I'm sorry but I just couldn't stop thinkin' about ya... I think I dah jatuh cinta dengan u..." SMS from si A to si B.
Mau tak meloncat bak kera/ beruk kena belacan? Bagaikan pucuk dicita ulam mendatang la kan. So tak per lah. Ini case mutual, dua dua sama² syok - I love u, u love me, bla bla bla - so tak der lah masalahnya....

Tapi berbalik pada issue sekiranya si A skadar melayan si B kerana kesian - u ols! Kawan mek ade sorang cam ni. Dia jumpa this one guy. And they had ONS sex pada mulanya. Tapi lepas tu they both jatuh cinta (so it seems lah). Dan they went on coupling bagai semua, tapi soon, lepas tu, baru dapat tau, mamat tu melayan kawan mek nih sebab memula dia RASA memang dia sukakan kawan mek - tapi lama kelamaan dia sedar dia sukakan si kawan mek nih SEBAB KESIAN/ takut nak kecikkan hati kawan mek yang dah gilakan dia. Hujung hari, they ended up the relationship... dan kawan mek dapat sms...

    "I think we better jadi kawan saja kot. I admit I memang lousy bab jadik lover tapi kalau jadik your best friend, hey, I'm on top of the list - thats what I do best..."
CAM MANO!? Hujung harinya, kawan mek (persis si B tadik tu) jugak lah yang sengsara! HAIYOYOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So kesimpulannya disini mek nak katakan - bila otak dah set ONS pada mulanya, dan kalau pada pertengahannya ade secebis hati memberontak nak lebih daripada ONS, FORGET IT! ABAIKAN. Sebab if you proceed, ENDINGnya nanti, hang jugak akan 'kena'. TAPI kalau waktu pertengahan tu u ols dah abaikan soal hati yang memberontak tu, mek believe that by the end of the day, ENDINGnya will be ok. Kalau tak ok pon, at least, tak der lah SETERUK kalau u proceed main dengan prasaan u ols tu... tul tak? :)

DISCLAIMER: Entry nih mek buat TAK DER KAITAN dengan sape² pon. Kalau ade, itu hanyalah KEBETULAN sajo... nah? Hiks! (except yang story pasal kawan mek yang persis si B itiew, nah? Hheheeh)



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Posted at 11:29:37 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Results poll pasal pic mek!


Yes u ols! Results dah out! No no no, bukan results BI FINALS... duh? Heheheh ni ha... results yang poll pasal pic mek itiew... pic mana? Nih... yang kat bawah ni...


So menerusi pic ni, mek dah buat poll siket. Since mek pon ala² dinch confidensi pic ni, mrasalah mek buat poll bertanyakan tentap concept make up, ok ke idak; dan also, adakah melalui make up ini, mek tampak kertu (old)? Hiks!

Poll A - pasal make up mek dalam pic itiew. Melerts ke? Hazabs ke? Lite² hazabs ke? Ataupun ok je la la la la la la la la la... Hiks! Dan the poll's result adalah seperti berikut...

Hiks! Mrasalah ramei jugak yang berkenan make up ala² tanned, goldie lite², bronze² persis J'adore itiew... ek? Hiks! Tak kurang juge yang katakan make up mek dalam pic itiew, hazabiah! Hiks! Mrasalah mek ALSO rase tak cantik la make up itiew. Mek dinch suke ok. I mean, Freida yang siapkan mek for that night. Previously dia make up mek melerts, ala² Gypsie gurl gittiew. Tapi kali ni, tah la. Maybe dia nak ubah stylo muke mek. Bukannye mek langsung tak suke - Mek suke muke mek ala² model J'adore itiew, tapi, tah lah - mek nampak... ermmm... 'Lain sikit' kot, KAN?

Dah selesai bertanyakan pendapat hal make up, mek moved on to poll B; adakah mek tampak KERTU (old/ tua) dalam pic ni? Hehehehe... sebab personally, mek rase, YES! I DO look kertu at that time dalam pic itiew... (Mrasalah mek BARU berumur 25 tahun tau waktu pic tu disnappy²kan... hehehe)

Yes u ols! Ramai also yang katanye voted answer pilihan A, iaitu, YES - mek tampak kertu. Tapi tetappppp ramai yang voted mek nampak biase saje. Pung begitus, ramek also yang voted answer C which was a "NO", as in, NO, mek dinch nampak kertu dalam pic tu. Hmmmmm... tah la u ols. Mrasalah mata memasing, so nenampaks lah berbeza bagai, KAN? Hehehe...

To KhairieKie... *Uweeekk! Sambil jelir lidah!* Mrasalah mek DINCH nampak kertu ok! (Doa miew tidak termakbul nampak gayanya - mrasalah ko harrrrtttuuiitthhkan mek lepas nih, KAN? LOL! Mati la itiew Mak Ayam kepada Showgirl Pembunuh Burung... hehehehe)

Kepada mereka yang dah vote, THANKS ya. Yang voted secara honestly tu, mek ucapkan, jutaan mekaseh. I know, TRUTH/ HONESTY hurts - tapi, mek dah telan. Bole? Dan to those yang voted utk amik hati mek dan voted they liked my make up dan mek dinch nampak kertu, THANKS ALSO! EHEHEHEHE - bole? LOL!




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Posted at 10:01:08 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Satisfying the Desire - by Carlos Iskandar


Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:34:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Carlos Iskandar" (carlos_isqandar@yahoo.com) - Add to Address Book
Subject: Satisfying the Desire
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com


Is it impossible for all our desires to be satisfied?

Unfulfilled desire is common to everyone.

One will want things one doesn't have and when one has certain things, one longs for more or for a change.

No matter how powerful or influential or handsome or cute we are, we will still experience frustration.

In the matters of the heart, the desire and longing for love of another person always brings rejection and frustration.

When a person falls in love and finds that his feeling is not reciprocated, he becomes frustrated.

Even when reciprocated there will always be a desire for more and more!

Worse still if you feel that you are bored with the same person or what you have.

Conditions that are clearly favorable in the beginning can change unexpectedly in a short time.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time - Julie Andrews


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Posted at 2:12:21 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, October 24, 2005

Same Pose Different Model...


Hahaha! Ala² "Same Script Different Cast" la kirenye? LOL!

Ape kes? Kesnya gini. Hari tu, Neo, Nasik, Ameer berbuke posa di rumah Volks katanya di KJ - nak tahu more info pasal hal berbuka posa serta gegambar mereka posing bagai semua, sila click HERE!

So anyways, tak per la. Depa pon pi la berbuka posa kaedahnye. Tetiber, lepas dah semua selamat membelonkan peruts bagai semua, tetiber jer..

Ameer: Volks, so ni lah rimau yg LL pose tu ker?? Nak jugaklah...
Volks: Ni lah pose LL tuh (sambil tunjuk pic LL dr hp)
Ameer: Yess... cepatlah ambik ala2 pose LL...

Sambil ala ala pose tiru stylo mek, Ameer terpikir dalam hatinya... "Sure kena hanjsss ngan LL kan? Tak per amik jer nanti Ameer post dlm blog, tengok apa kata nyer..."

Nak tahu ape mek nak kate!? HANJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha! Suke kan kau! Alllways nak tiru mek! Bukan tu jer, mek tahu dia nak amik Seri mek! MEK TAHU MEK TAHU!

Nih pose original, pose asal, the first yang pose gini tau dengan Tiger tu. Haaaa... mrasalah CLICK kat pic nih, dan u ols dapat nengok pose yang sama di tempat yang sama, dengan tiger yang sama, cuma model nye je lain - katanya! MEK terus nangis! A masterpiece telah dirosakkan! HAHAHAHA lari!!!!!!!!!!!


NEO pong sama! Pi la kat LINK yang mek letakkan tadik tu. Ade satu pic, feeeeeeeeling tau Neo bergambar ngan feathers show mek! Also feeling nak buat show la tu, KAN!?

Apa²pon, the real shock was to see Nasik there... :) Tersenyum manis melu. Comeinye... mek suke mek suke!

Wish I could have been there... sure mek caras sape pegang Tiger si Volks tu... (kW mek excusekan, sebab ala² mek relakan - sebab dia mengaku mek cantik! Heheh lagipun mek hutang buku 555 pong tak jelaskan lagik, opps!) Tapi si Ameer itiew, DINCH u ols! Dah la dia tak pernah cakap mek cantik, tetiber nih feeling nak caras pose mek! NANGIS! Hahahahaha!

*Entry nih sekadar melawak² jer ok. Tak der lelebih or what not ok... :)



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Posted at 1:21:30 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - THE FINALS PART 2



Bloggers Idol 2005 - 11th Week - FINALS PART 2


Yes u ols! Sebelum mek proceed, lets recap siket...
  • MONDAY OCTOBER 17TH: Bloggers dapat their 1st assignments for the finals

  • WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19TH: Bloggers have to submit/publish their entries

  • THURSDAY OCTOBER 20TH: Poll undian finals part 1 is up

  • SUNDAY OCTOBER 23RD: Poll undian finals part 1 ditutup (results undian akan di siarkan, namun keputusan hasil campuran pemarkahan juri² akan dirahsiakan...)

  • MONDAY OCTOBER 24TH: Having the results undian + pemarkahan juries dirahsiakan, mek akan proceed with finals part 2 punye assignments for each bloggers

  • WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 26TH: Bloggers have to submit/publish their FINAL enties

  • THURSDAY OCTOBER 27TH: Poll undian finals part 2 dibuka

  • SUNDAY OCTOBER 30TH: Poll terakhir ditutup untuk undian

  • MONDAY OCTOBER 31ST: KEPUTUSAN BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 (keputusan week 10 finals part 1 + keputusan week 11 finals part 2)

Ok now, lets - proceed ke tugasan para finalis Bloggers Idol 2005. Yes, this is it u ols! Our last week of Bloggers Idol 2005, FINALS PART 2 kaedahnye. Sedih pon ade (sebab ala² rasa macam it was just yesterday jer mek molakan contest nih, alih² dahhhh nak habis - mrasalah trophy dah siap dipolish katanya), happy pong ade (yer la, happy la sebab akan dapat tahu siapa akan jadik 1st Bloggers Idol ni u ols. Dan mrasalah mek also happy sebab dah tak yah pening² pikirkan hal itiew ini dah. AHAKS!) - e eh? Motif mek bertema feeling kasik speech walhal assignments belum kasik? HEHEHE.

Mrasalah... ini lah dia, topic assignment utk ketiga² finalis Bloggers Idol 2005; Imah Lenggok, LeeUK dan Taufix - semuanya dapat soalan sama for this finals part 2, dinch ado specific theme, no individual qs. Just this one question jer...

If you were to win this contest and be the 1st Bloggers Idol, what would your contributions be towards the Blogging Community - ESPECIALLY in the context of Malaysian Bloggers?

Mrasalah wahai finalists, explain to us all in ur words, apakah sumbangan anda pada bloggers² lain di Malaysia ni, kalau u ols menang Bloggers Idol 2005 ni. Mrasalah kami nak tahu pendapat u ols dari semua sudut dan aspek, apa yang u ols harapkan dapat mengubah mentality dan pendapat org umum terhadap bloggin' semua² tu - kan... mrasalah! Mek sangat nak tau! HIKS!

Ok u ols - lets! Mula kan assignments anda hari ini. Jgn tunggu hingga esok, mungkin esok sudah terlambat (katanya... hiks! Ingat lah juge, THIS WILL BE UR LAST CHANCE TO WIN THE JURIES ATTENTION + UR VOTERS...) Good luck semua!!! Buat yang terbaik k! Hiks!

The dateline to publish your FINAL assignments will be 51hours from NOW, and that will be this WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH, 2005. Assignments MUST be published by 12NOON, SHARP!** Juries will start commenting the entries by WEDNESDAY NOON 12PM to THURSDAY NOON 12PM. Poll WILL be up in my blog from THURSDAY NOON 12PM to SUNDAY NOON 12PM - FINAL RESULTS - MONDAY 31ST, 2005! Thank you.

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER


** Should you manage to finish your assignment earlier before the dateline, and you feel like publishing there and then, PLEASE change the publishing time and date settings of your assignment - for help on how to do so, please CLICK HERE

Good luck semua!!!!!!!!!! You may begin, NOW!



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Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




What have you missed during the weekend? 21st to 23rd of October 2005



Dearest all,

Nih ha dia, antara entry² mek yang u ols dah missed out during the weekend... tak banyak pong u ols, ala² lite² jer for this weekend. Hiks! Mrasalah membaca dan mengomen, nah? Hhehehehe...



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Posted at 1:30:30 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, October 23, 2005

Sex, Lies and Confused Love situation!?


Yes u ols, mek dosi kembalik dengan entry terbaru... mrasalah...


Kisahnya bermula... begini...

Loverboy : "Abang Mie... Jom la datang rumah Boy... Boy rindu la ngan abang... Datang la, ek? Lagipun kite sengsorang saje kat rumah ni. Housemate semua tak der nih..."

Helmi : "Ok... nanti malam esok abang pergi tau... pepandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu... Abang pun rindukan Boy dan 'aksi²' kite... heheh..."

Loverboy : "Haha... mengada tau Abang Mie ni! Oh ya... sebelum Abang datang rumah Boy esok... abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye... Abang tahu kan Boy suka lelaki yg baby-face."

Helmi : "Alamak... yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang kan suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak"

Loverboy : "Alaaa... Abang ni nak jumpa Boy ke tak nie?"

Helmi : "Oklah... oklah... Sayang kat Boy punya pasal... apa saja Abang sanggup"

Yes u ols. Ini lah yang terjadik pada lelaki bisex atau gibek yang dipaksa kahwin u ols. Mrasalah kawin sekadar atas nama, tapi dibelakang bini, tetappppppp membinatangkan diri. Jgn diketawakan isu ini sebab bende nih sering kali berlaku. Banyak dah mek nengok lelaki yang bergelar 'SUAMI' orang tetaplah nak menjamah makanan² di 'luar' itiew - sedeh mek kenangkan bini² depa di rumah. Ok, lets bersambung balik kesah tadik, si Abang Mie (Helmi) dan si Loverboy (Boy) nya itiew... hiks!

So temanya, keesokan paginya, waktu si Helmi itiew hendak keluar dari rumahnya untuk ke pejabat, dia dah awal² telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia will be pulangin' ala² lewat malam atas alazansebab kerana ada mesyuarat penting katanya (Ladies, kalau suami² miew cakap "Yang, Abang balik lewat. Ade meeting..." Mrasalah sesuatuh u ols. Bukan mek nak jahat mulut. JUST BEWARE sebab mek kesian tgk pompuan² yang bergelar bini dirumah tapi laki kat luar, haiyoh, SEDEH! Tak semestinya scandalisma dengan lelaki also, buatnya dengan another woman? HOW!? )... Dan later on that day di officenya, si Helmi itiew telah mencukur misainya sampai licin... ala² macam mek shave sebelum nak make up for show gittiew, bole? LOL!

And so lepas tu, ape jadik? Ermmm... tak yah la mek citerkan kesah Abang Helmi dan Loverboynya itiew buat apo, kan? Sah sah membinatangkan diri...

Ok... so, moving on, lepas itiew, dalam jam 4 pagi ketika si Helmi itiew balik ke rumahnya.... isterinya sudah tidur katanya. So dengan perlahan² si Helmi tu salin baju dan terus naik ke katil... Dan tiba-tiba katanya, si isterinya tersedar ok! Tapi, sedar² dia pon, dia hanya meraba-raba jer. Meraba² apo? DINCH lah ke sitiew! ALWAYS tau nak pikiran songsang. Si isteri itiew meraba² wajah si Helmi tu ha, yang licin bak kulit baby itiew dalam kegelapan... dan berkata...

"Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Senah... kejap lagi suami aku balik...!!! Kang tak sepasal² dia dapat tahu hubungan songsang lesbianism kite duaorang ni kan, kecoh!"

Haiyoyoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ape sudah jadi!? Si laki tetap tastekan jantan, dan bini piuler senyap² tastykan another woman, HOW LAH!? Takut sundel! Hiks!

*Cerita ini mek telah petik dari InfoGossip.Forum, thanks to sorang user/ member IG itiew, DATIN. Namun, mek dinch tiruk bulat² ok... sebab mek dah alter dah citer tu siket² (siket ke? Sah sah banyak! LOL!) - dan citer ini tak der kaitan dengan sesiapa pongs, baik yang hidup atau yang mati. Nama pon dengan sengaja mek letak cam gittiew jer. Namun moral of the story here is - MACAM² ado di dalam donia ni, kan? Ish ish ish...


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Posted at 3:23:30 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 10th Week - FINAL PART 1 Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!



And the poll is closed for votings!!!


Yeap, FINALLY, the poll is closed for all voting activities. Now, lets see, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)


Results undian poll ini will be added with the marks from the 5 juries. Tapi, instead of revealing the total scores for this week, tomorrow, I've decided to tangguhkan kejap the results; kasik itiew feeling cemas sedikits u ols. Ahaks! This weeks' results (undian + juries evaluation marks) will be added dengan the week 11 Finals Part 2 punye results next week (I mean, finals part 2 punye week will eventually start esok, kan?) So mrasalah NO RESULTS ESOK by 9am... cuma assignments for FInals Week 2 sajo. Hehee... mrasalah tunggu result grand finale nye by next week's MONDAY, 31ST OF OCTOBER, 2005... hehehe...

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Posted at 12:15:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, October 22, 2005

"Isteriku seorang lelaki?" Aiyoyoh!!!

Entry ini telah dipetik dari Harian Metro Online; my many thanks to Faizaru yang telah kasikkan weblink kepada article ini. 'Thanks u ols! U ols memang STAR!' - ahaks!

PS: Untuk entry asal (tanpa sebarang alterations) silelah click kat link Harian Metro Online kat atas itiew... Entry mek nih dah ado alterations i.e. mek dah selitkan sedikits ulasan mek sendiri. Hiks! (Ulasan mek telah diwarna merahkan, ok? Ahaks!)

Khamis, October 20, 2005 (Aiyoyoh! Past tense lagi katanya... ahaks!)
Edisi KL : Isteriku lelaki (Motif cerita di Utara sampai ke Edisi KL? Edisi Utara pon mek rase dinch ade katanya... ahaks!)
Oleh Rashidi Karim

KANGAR: Satu pasangan suami isteri sedang disiasat pihak berkuasa agama Islam kerana meragui status jantina si isteri yang dikatakan lelaki selepas mereka berkahwin, baru-baru ini.

Perkahwinan pasangan itu terbongkar apabila si `isteri’ membawa pulang suami ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, dekat sini, untut memaklumkan kepada keluarga mengenai perkahwinan mereka.

Sumber berkata, si isteri itu berusia awal 20-an adalah penduduk tempatan manakala suaminya berusia 30-an berasal dari Alor Star dan kes mereka kini dalam siasatan Jabatan Agama Islam Perlis (Jaips).

Beliau berkata, pasangan itu mendakwa berkahwin di negara jiran sejak sebulan lalu atas dasar cinta tanpa pengetahuan keluarga masing-masing.

(Aiyoyoh! Kawin di Thailand ka? Tang mana, DANOK ka? Yang penting; alang² dah merahsiakan perkawinan depa, motif tetiber bawak balik ke umah mak bapak? Might as well tak yah berahsia, kan?)

“Bagaimanapun, perkahwinan itu terbongkar apabila si isteri membawa suami kesayangannya pulang ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, untuk memaklum kepada keluarga.

(Utan Aji? Tang mana tu? - dan yang penting, 'SUAMI KESAYANGAN' katanya... ahaks!)

“Bapanya yang tahu anaknya seorang lelaki berang lalu menelefon polis kerana beranggapan anaknya tidak layak dipanggil isteri,” katanya di sini, semalam.

(Aiyoh! Perlu ke bapak nak turn in anak sendiri? Sungguh nak menegakkan keadilan ni. Tahu la salah, tapi takkan la tak der langsung belas kasihan. For goodness sake, anak sendiri tu... isk isk isk)

Beliau berkata, kes itu sudah dirujuk kepada pihak berkuasa agama negeri dan siasatan terperinci, termasuk mengenal pasti status jantina isteri terbabit sudah dilakukan.

Jurucakap polis ketika dihubungi enggan menggulas perkara itu kerana menganggap kes itu adalah di bawah bidang kuasa pihak berkuasa agama.

Sementara itu, Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jaips ketika dihubungi Harian Metro enggan menggulas mengenai dakwaan wujud perkahwinan sesama lelaki kerana siasatan masih dijalankan.

“Kami tidak boleh mendedahkan perkara ini kerana ia boleh menjejaskan imej Perlis. Anda (wakil Harian Metro) selalu menimbulkan masalah kepada kami.

(Hahahahaha mek tergelak part nih. Sempat nih Pegawai itiew laser Harian Metro ni. Aiyoyoh - pedas! LOL! Nampak sangat macam Harian Metro nih Kak Nam dan mempunyai repo for timbulkan masalah not only for cases like this. Haha. Tapi dah memang kerje wartawan, korek sana korek sini. Mek rase tu bukan timbulkan masalah. It's just depa timbulkan perlbagai spekulasis jer... hehe)

“Saya enggan memberi sebarang komen. Tunggu pengarah balik daripada mengerjakan Umrah,” kata seorang pegawai penguat kuasa Jaips.

(Pengarah pi Umrah? Balik bilo? Mesti nanti kes nih jadik ala² diam cam tu jer. I mean, the case will go on tapi macam Harian Metro akan diam jer sebab isu hangatnya dah pun disebarkan dalam paper on that day itself, kan?)

Sumber itu berkata, pasangan itu hadir ke pejabat Jaips beberapa hari lalu untuk diambil keterangan manakala si isteri sudah diminta menjalani pemeriksaan kesihatan.

“Pemeriksaan doktor mendapati si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita.

(Of course lah dia enggan, sah sah memang cik pons, kan? Tapi yang mek suke tu, "si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita..." Hiks! Nih sounded macam hadek² gagals je? I mean kalau hadek² berjaya, mesti fizikalnya pon dah WOMAN, kan?)

“Lelaki berkenaan yang juga suaminya dikatakan mengetahui kedudukan isterinya tetapi tidak mengambil sebarang tindakan kerana terlalu mencintai pasangannya,” katanya.

(Haiiii bertuahnye hadek² cik pons itiew dapat laki cam tu, kan? Sanggup nih... mek suke! Tapi at the same time, kesian jugak, like, what will happen to them ek?)

Katanya, lelaki dari Kedah dan pasangannya itu dikatakan mahu mendaftar perkahwinan mereka di Perlis.

(Aiyoh! Apa dia pikir Perlis tu persis Amsterdam, London, US? Boleh main dartar perkahwinan sesama sex? Aiyoyo! Tahu la kemaruk bercinta dan sayangkan isterinya yang jugak seorang hadek² itiew, tapi kan, like, kena la tahu we're living in Malaysia dan ade law pasal kawin² ni, KAN?)

“Si suami dikatakan dalam keadaan tertekan dan takut berpisah dengan pasangannya serta kerap menghubungi Jaips bagi mempercepatkan keluaran surat nikah yang sah,” katanya.

(Sayang betooolll si laki itiew terhadap isterinya yang sama gendernye itiew, kan? Yang mek bangga, depa sanggup nih, KERAP katanya menghubungi Jaips nih. Like, kalau depa tak kuasa nak layan, depa diam² jer la kan. Ini tandanya depa really² wanna make the marriage works for all, especially for them la kan...)

Apa² pun, mek nak ucapkan, GOOD LUCK to the two of them... tapi if I may, kasik nasihat, satu jer mek nak cakap..."I think kan the two of you should have stayed as lovers - tak dernye jadik kes cam ni. Or like, kawin ala² olok² je ke? See, punyalah kerana cinta dan sayang serta kasih dan dinch mau berpisah, lantas berkawin, tgk la apa dah jadik..." Wishing the two of you the best dan semoga cinta kalian kekal. Mek tahu niat depa baik, nak kawin, so that they don't have to hide stuffs ke ape ke, kan? Tapi pon, this is Malaysia you know... hiks!



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Posted at 8:11:12 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




My new signature; a new look to end my blog entries... :)

Yes u ols - signature mek berubah lagi ok. No mores itiew pic gif dolly berdress merah glittering² bagai itiew yer - skrang, mrasalah letak pic ala² Polaroid itiew as my signature. Ahaks!

Motif tukar konsep signature lagi? Saaaaje je u ols - tgh boring dan kebohsanan katanya... ahaks!

Mrasalah, my new signature, another great way of ending blog entries mek yang... yang... erm... yang apo ek? Nak cakap 'NAN ADO', masalah blog mek senantiasa ADO entry *mati la mereka yang update blog bukan sekali sehari, tetapi sebulan sekali - tu pun dengan SOTD dan asiklah entry pasal abang² RAMD! LARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Entah la - tetiber mek feeling² STAR pulak ade signature cam ni... macam, like, "... ape? Nak mek signkan pic mek utk uols? Meh sinih!" Zipzapzoooommm - nah! Enjoy! HAHAHAHA...



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Posted at 1:03:52 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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