Saturday, October 22, 2005
"Isteriku seorang lelaki?" Aiyoyoh!!!
Entry ini telah dipetik dari Harian Metro Online; my many thanks to Faizaru yang telah kasikkan weblink kepada article ini. 'Thanks u ols! U ols memang STAR!' - ahaks!
PS: Untuk entry asal (tanpa sebarang alterations) silelah click kat link Harian Metro Online kat atas itiew... Entry mek nih dah ado alterations i.e. mek dah selitkan sedikits ulasan mek sendiri. Hiks! (Ulasan mek telah diwarna merahkan, ok? Ahaks!)
Khamis, October 20, 2005 (Aiyoyoh! Past tense lagi katanya... ahaks!)
Edisi KL : Isteriku lelaki (Motif cerita di Utara sampai ke Edisi KL? Edisi Utara pon mek rase dinch ade katanya... ahaks!)
Oleh Rashidi Karim
KANGAR: Satu pasangan suami isteri sedang disiasat pihak berkuasa agama Islam kerana meragui status jantina si isteri yang dikatakan lelaki selepas mereka berkahwin, baru-baru ini.
Perkahwinan pasangan itu terbongkar apabila si `isteri’ membawa pulang suami ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, dekat sini, untut memaklumkan kepada keluarga mengenai perkahwinan mereka.
Sumber berkata, si isteri itu berusia awal 20-an adalah penduduk tempatan manakala suaminya berusia 30-an berasal dari Alor Star dan kes mereka kini dalam siasatan Jabatan Agama Islam Perlis (Jaips).
Beliau berkata, pasangan itu mendakwa berkahwin di negara jiran sejak sebulan lalu atas dasar cinta tanpa pengetahuan keluarga masing-masing.
(Aiyoyoh! Kawin di Thailand ka? Tang mana, DANOK ka? Yang penting; alang² dah merahsiakan perkawinan depa, motif tetiber bawak balik ke umah mak bapak? Might as well tak yah berahsia, kan?)
“Bagaimanapun, perkahwinan itu terbongkar apabila si isteri membawa suami kesayangannya pulang ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, untuk memaklum kepada keluarga.
(Utan Aji? Tang mana tu? - dan yang penting, 'SUAMI KESAYANGAN' katanya... ahaks!)
“Bapanya yang tahu anaknya seorang lelaki berang lalu menelefon polis kerana beranggapan anaknya tidak layak dipanggil isteri,” katanya di sini, semalam.
(Aiyoh! Perlu ke bapak nak turn in anak sendiri? Sungguh nak menegakkan keadilan ni. Tahu la salah, tapi takkan la tak der langsung belas kasihan. For goodness sake, anak sendiri tu... isk isk isk)
Beliau berkata, kes itu sudah dirujuk kepada pihak berkuasa agama negeri dan siasatan terperinci, termasuk mengenal pasti status jantina isteri terbabit sudah dilakukan.
Jurucakap polis ketika dihubungi enggan menggulas perkara itu kerana menganggap kes itu adalah di bawah bidang kuasa pihak berkuasa agama.
Sementara itu, Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jaips ketika dihubungi Harian Metro enggan menggulas mengenai dakwaan wujud perkahwinan sesama lelaki kerana siasatan masih dijalankan.
“Kami tidak boleh mendedahkan perkara ini kerana ia boleh menjejaskan imej Perlis. Anda (wakil Harian Metro) selalu menimbulkan masalah kepada kami.
(Hahahahaha mek tergelak part nih. Sempat nih Pegawai itiew laser Harian Metro ni. Aiyoyoh - pedas! LOL! Nampak sangat macam Harian Metro nih Kak Nam dan mempunyai repo for timbulkan masalah not only for cases like this. Haha. Tapi dah memang kerje wartawan, korek sana korek sini. Mek rase tu bukan timbulkan masalah. It's just depa timbulkan perlbagai spekulasis jer... hehe)
“Saya enggan memberi sebarang komen. Tunggu pengarah balik daripada mengerjakan Umrah,” kata seorang pegawai penguat kuasa Jaips.
(Pengarah pi Umrah? Balik bilo? Mesti nanti kes nih jadik ala² diam cam tu jer. I mean, the case will go on tapi macam Harian Metro akan diam jer sebab isu hangatnya dah pun disebarkan dalam paper on that day itself, kan?)
Sumber itu berkata, pasangan itu hadir ke pejabat Jaips beberapa hari lalu untuk diambil keterangan manakala si isteri sudah diminta menjalani pemeriksaan kesihatan.
“Pemeriksaan doktor mendapati si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita.
(Of course lah dia enggan, sah sah memang cik pons, kan? Tapi yang mek suke tu, "si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita..." Hiks! Nih sounded macam hadek² gagals je? I mean kalau hadek² berjaya, mesti fizikalnya pon dah WOMAN, kan?)
“Lelaki berkenaan yang juga suaminya dikatakan mengetahui kedudukan isterinya tetapi tidak mengambil sebarang tindakan kerana terlalu mencintai pasangannya,” katanya.
(Haiiii bertuahnye hadek² cik pons itiew dapat laki cam tu, kan? Sanggup nih... mek suke! Tapi at the same time, kesian jugak, like, what will happen to them ek?)
Katanya, lelaki dari Kedah dan pasangannya itu dikatakan mahu mendaftar perkahwinan mereka di Perlis.
(Aiyoh! Apa dia pikir Perlis tu persis Amsterdam, London, US? Boleh main dartar perkahwinan sesama sex? Aiyoyo! Tahu la kemaruk bercinta dan sayangkan isterinya yang jugak seorang hadek² itiew, tapi kan, like, kena la tahu we're living in Malaysia dan ade law pasal kawin² ni, KAN?)
“Si suami dikatakan dalam keadaan tertekan dan takut berpisah dengan pasangannya serta kerap menghubungi Jaips bagi mempercepatkan keluaran surat nikah yang sah,” katanya.
(Sayang betooolll si laki itiew terhadap isterinya yang sama gendernye itiew, kan? Yang mek bangga, depa sanggup nih, KERAP katanya menghubungi Jaips nih. Like, kalau depa tak kuasa nak layan, depa diam² jer la kan. Ini tandanya depa really² wanna make the marriage works for all, especially for them la kan...)
Apa² pun, mek nak ucapkan, GOOD LUCK to the two of them... tapi if I may, kasik nasihat, satu jer mek nak cakap..."I think kan the two of you should have stayed as lovers - tak dernye jadik kes cam ni. Or like, kawin ala² olok² je ke? See, punyalah kerana cinta dan sayang serta kasih dan dinch mau berpisah, lantas berkawin, tgk la apa dah jadik..." Wishing the two of you the best dan semoga cinta kalian kekal. Mek tahu niat depa baik, nak kawin, so that they don't have to hide stuffs ke ape ke, kan? Tapi pon, this is Malaysia you know... hiks!
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PS: Untuk entry asal (tanpa sebarang alterations) silelah click kat link Harian Metro Online kat atas itiew... Entry mek nih dah ado alterations i.e. mek dah selitkan sedikits ulasan mek sendiri. Hiks! (Ulasan mek telah diwarna merahkan, ok? Ahaks!)
Khamis, October 20, 2005 (Aiyoyoh! Past tense lagi katanya... ahaks!)
Edisi KL : Isteriku lelaki (Motif cerita di Utara sampai ke Edisi KL? Edisi Utara pon mek rase dinch ade katanya... ahaks!)
Oleh Rashidi Karim
KANGAR: Satu pasangan suami isteri sedang disiasat pihak berkuasa agama Islam kerana meragui status jantina si isteri yang dikatakan lelaki selepas mereka berkahwin, baru-baru ini.
Perkahwinan pasangan itu terbongkar apabila si `isteri’ membawa pulang suami ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, dekat sini, untut memaklumkan kepada keluarga mengenai perkahwinan mereka.
Sumber berkata, si isteri itu berusia awal 20-an adalah penduduk tempatan manakala suaminya berusia 30-an berasal dari Alor Star dan kes mereka kini dalam siasatan Jabatan Agama Islam Perlis (Jaips).
Beliau berkata, pasangan itu mendakwa berkahwin di negara jiran sejak sebulan lalu atas dasar cinta tanpa pengetahuan keluarga masing-masing.
(Aiyoyoh! Kawin di Thailand ka? Tang mana, DANOK ka? Yang penting; alang² dah merahsiakan perkawinan depa, motif tetiber bawak balik ke umah mak bapak? Might as well tak yah berahsia, kan?)
“Bagaimanapun, perkahwinan itu terbongkar apabila si isteri membawa suami kesayangannya pulang ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, untuk memaklum kepada keluarga.
(Utan Aji? Tang mana tu? - dan yang penting, 'SUAMI KESAYANGAN' katanya... ahaks!)
“Bapanya yang tahu anaknya seorang lelaki berang lalu menelefon polis kerana beranggapan anaknya tidak layak dipanggil isteri,” katanya di sini, semalam.
(Aiyoh! Perlu ke bapak nak turn in anak sendiri? Sungguh nak menegakkan keadilan ni. Tahu la salah, tapi takkan la tak der langsung belas kasihan. For goodness sake, anak sendiri tu... isk isk isk)
Beliau berkata, kes itu sudah dirujuk kepada pihak berkuasa agama negeri dan siasatan terperinci, termasuk mengenal pasti status jantina isteri terbabit sudah dilakukan.
Jurucakap polis ketika dihubungi enggan menggulas perkara itu kerana menganggap kes itu adalah di bawah bidang kuasa pihak berkuasa agama.
Sementara itu, Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jaips ketika dihubungi Harian Metro enggan menggulas mengenai dakwaan wujud perkahwinan sesama lelaki kerana siasatan masih dijalankan.
“Kami tidak boleh mendedahkan perkara ini kerana ia boleh menjejaskan imej Perlis. Anda (wakil Harian Metro) selalu menimbulkan masalah kepada kami.
(Hahahahaha mek tergelak part nih. Sempat nih Pegawai itiew laser Harian Metro ni. Aiyoyoh - pedas! LOL! Nampak sangat macam Harian Metro nih Kak Nam dan mempunyai repo for timbulkan masalah not only for cases like this. Haha. Tapi dah memang kerje wartawan, korek sana korek sini. Mek rase tu bukan timbulkan masalah. It's just depa timbulkan perlbagai spekulasis jer... hehe)
“Saya enggan memberi sebarang komen. Tunggu pengarah balik daripada mengerjakan Umrah,” kata seorang pegawai penguat kuasa Jaips.
(Pengarah pi Umrah? Balik bilo? Mesti nanti kes nih jadik ala² diam cam tu jer. I mean, the case will go on tapi macam Harian Metro akan diam jer sebab isu hangatnya dah pun disebarkan dalam paper on that day itself, kan?)
Sumber itu berkata, pasangan itu hadir ke pejabat Jaips beberapa hari lalu untuk diambil keterangan manakala si isteri sudah diminta menjalani pemeriksaan kesihatan.
“Pemeriksaan doktor mendapati si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita.
(Of course lah dia enggan, sah sah memang cik pons, kan? Tapi yang mek suke tu, "si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita..." Hiks! Nih sounded macam hadek² gagals je? I mean kalau hadek² berjaya, mesti fizikalnya pon dah WOMAN, kan?)
“Lelaki berkenaan yang juga suaminya dikatakan mengetahui kedudukan isterinya tetapi tidak mengambil sebarang tindakan kerana terlalu mencintai pasangannya,” katanya.
(Haiiii bertuahnye hadek² cik pons itiew dapat laki cam tu, kan? Sanggup nih... mek suke! Tapi at the same time, kesian jugak, like, what will happen to them ek?)
Katanya, lelaki dari Kedah dan pasangannya itu dikatakan mahu mendaftar perkahwinan mereka di Perlis.
(Aiyoh! Apa dia pikir Perlis tu persis Amsterdam, London, US? Boleh main dartar perkahwinan sesama sex? Aiyoyo! Tahu la kemaruk bercinta dan sayangkan isterinya yang jugak seorang hadek² itiew, tapi kan, like, kena la tahu we're living in Malaysia dan ade law pasal kawin² ni, KAN?)
“Si suami dikatakan dalam keadaan tertekan dan takut berpisah dengan pasangannya serta kerap menghubungi Jaips bagi mempercepatkan keluaran surat nikah yang sah,” katanya.
(Sayang betooolll si laki itiew terhadap isterinya yang sama gendernye itiew, kan? Yang mek bangga, depa sanggup nih, KERAP katanya menghubungi Jaips nih. Like, kalau depa tak kuasa nak layan, depa diam² jer la kan. Ini tandanya depa really² wanna make the marriage works for all, especially for them la kan...)
Apa² pun, mek nak ucapkan, GOOD LUCK to the two of them... tapi if I may, kasik nasihat, satu jer mek nak cakap..."I think kan the two of you should have stayed as lovers - tak dernye jadik kes cam ni. Or like, kawin ala² olok² je ke? See, punyalah kerana cinta dan sayang serta kasih dan dinch mau berpisah, lantas berkawin, tgk la apa dah jadik..." Wishing the two of you the best dan semoga cinta kalian kekal. Mek tahu niat depa baik, nak kawin, so that they don't have to hide stuffs ke ape ke, kan? Tapi pon, this is Malaysia you know... hiks!
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My new signature; a new look to end my blog entries... :)
Yes u ols - signature mek berubah lagi ok. No mores itiew pic gif dolly berdress merah glittering² bagai itiew yer - skrang, mrasalah letak pic ala² Polaroid itiew as my signature. Ahaks!
Motif tukar konsep signature lagi? Saaaaje je u ols - tgh boring dan kebohsanan katanya... ahaks!
Mrasalah, my new signature, another great way of ending blog entries mek yang... yang... erm... yang apo ek? Nak cakap 'NAN ADO', masalah blog mek senantiasa ADO entry *mati la mereka yang update blog bukan sekali sehari, tetapi sebulan sekali - tu pun dengan SOTD dan asiklah entry pasal abang² RAMD! LARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entah la - tetiber mek feeling² STAR pulak ade signature cam ni... macam, like, "... ape? Nak mek signkan pic mek utk uols? Meh sinih!" Zipzapzoooommm - nah! Enjoy! HAHAHAHA...
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Motif tukar konsep signature lagi? Saaaaje je u ols - tgh boring dan kebohsanan katanya... ahaks!
Mrasalah, my new signature, another great way of ending blog entries mek yang... yang... erm... yang apo ek? Nak cakap 'NAN ADO', masalah blog mek senantiasa ADO entry *mati la mereka yang update blog bukan sekali sehari, tetapi sebulan sekali - tu pun dengan SOTD dan asiklah entry pasal abang² RAMD! LARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entah la - tetiber mek feeling² STAR pulak ade signature cam ni... macam, like, "... ape? Nak mek signkan pic mek utk uols? Meh sinih!" Zipzapzoooommm - nah! Enjoy! HAHAHAHA...
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Beautiful Recipes with Nurlea Laurielle - Ginger Nuts Cookies
Here's a healthier version of a traditional favourite. Bake quick round biscuits, or buy some fancy cutters and encourage children to have a go at making gingerbread figures, stars or any other shapes, and give them dried fruit or nut decorations. Whatever the shape, these spicy, crunchy biscuit taste terrific.
Makes 12 biscuits
85g (3oz) plain white flour
85g (3oz) plain wholemeal flour
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 tsp ground ginger
½ tsp ground cinnamon
50g (1¾oz) butter
4 tbsp golden syrup
Preparation time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 8-10 minutes
1. Preheat the oven to 190ºC (375ºF, gas mark 5). Sift the white and wholemeal flours, bicarbonate of soda, ginger and cinnamon into a bowl, tipping in any bran left in the sieve.
2. Put the butter and golden syrup in a small pan and melt over a low heat, stirring occasionally. Pour the melted mixture onto the dry ingredients and stir to bind them together into a firm dough.
3. Break off a walnut-sized lump of doub and roll it into a ball on the palm of your hand. Press it flat into a thick biscuit, about 6cm (2½ in) in diameter, and place on a greased baking sheet. Repeat with the remaining dough. (or roll out the dough and stamp out decorative shapes)
4. Bake the biscuits for 8-10 minutes or until they are slightly risen and browned. Leave to cool on the baking sheet for 2-3 minutes or until they are firm enough to lift without breaking, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. The biscuits can be kept in an airtight tin for up to 5 days.
Each biscuit provides: kcal 90, protein 1g, fat 4g (of which saturated fat 2g), carbohydrate 14g (of which sugars 4g), fibre 1g
I wonder cookies nih rase manis ke idak ek? Ke tawar, sebab it's somewhat like, healthy cookies katanya? Mrasalah coba! Hiks (PS - yang brownie fudgy wudgy tu pong mek belom buat; maybe this Monday kot since ex Chief is coming to my place utk berbuka puasa katanya... hiks!)
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Poll - Kali ini, poll mengenai pic mek! Hiks!
Dearest all...
Mrasalah dah lama bebenor mek dinch buat poll about myself, kan? Hahaha (masalahnya, ado ke mek penah buat poll pasai gambaq/ diri mek sendiriks, kan? Mrasalah ini my 1st time katanya! Hiks! Mek suke mek suke!) So anyways, berpandukan pic yang mek includekan ini, mrasalah buat undian anda di poll yang mek dah sodiakan kat bawah ni; bukan satu poll tau, tapi dua polls ok! Hiks! Lets!
Yes u ols - poll ini akan dibuke sampei Monday 24th October ini u ols dan results nya mek buat by Tuesday kot, InsyaAllah kalau mek tak lupe (Tah la, lately ni mek asik laaaaaaaa lupe banyak bende - mek dah kertu kot? MATI la mek!) Lets la uols, kita samo² buat undian, nah? Thanks!
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Friday, October 21, 2005
Isn't it amazing how... (An entry for Viviana @ Kie)
Yes u ols! Tak der salahnye title entry kali ini. Memang mek biarkan ayat/ title entry itiew tergantung bak titi gantung; sebab ade banyak yang boleh mek sambungkan dengan ayat itiew...
Isn't it amazing how... fate telah ditetapkan for Viviana and Laurielle utk berkenalan di Miss KJ 2001? (Viviana at first caruts Laurielle for being late, Laurielle later that night went and won the contest, and Viviana and Laurielle ended up being close friends...)
Isn't it amazing how... banyak kali sudah Viviana dan Laurielle bersama² menempah nama dalam dunia Ratu²an? (Lets face it, Viviana and Laurielle competed together for like, what, more than 5 pageants? And yes, Laurielle always ended up winning compared to Viviana) *Sorry nyeh, se-feeling² woman kau yang berbadan size frame pompuan dan suara kepit ayu ala² itiew, mek yang bersuara gerga dan tinggi bak galah nih jugak yang monang. HAHAHA lari!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it amazing how... Viviana ended up menjadi MR. PENANG; dan berpasangan dengan Laurielle as MS. PENANG di pertandingan Mr/Miss Malaysia 2003/2004? (Nyeh - mengaku saja lah tahun tu kau sebenarnya sentap sebab dinch menang Miss Melaka, KAN!? Sebab tu kau makan hati dan bawak diri masuk MR. PENANG and ended up menang the state title, kan? Tapi kan nyeh, ade speku yang menyatakan, kau nak sangat jadik Mr. Penang sebab kau nak kalahkan catwalk aku waktu Evening Dress round, KAN!?) *Mati la aku!
Isn't it amazing how... Viviana and Laurielle berubah wajah hanya dengan what they call it as, MAKE UP? (Hehehe... ok ok so mek mengaku mek banyak belajar make up ngan hang, dan mek memang banyak belajau hal perihal make up lite² feeling woman. Itiew tidak dapat dinafikan - kau memang jauh lebih handal dari mek.) Tapi, kau sedar tak sebenarnya kau merupakan pencabar terdekat Miss GG setelah kau pakai BRACES!? *Haiyoh! SELAMATKAN LAH AKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it amazing how... both Viviana and Laurielle ended up berkecimpung dalam dunia showgirls? (Walaupun, lets face it la kan, sekeras² kayu mek menari, hiks, keras kayu lagik tarian si Kiefancy itiew yang kepitansnya gagal diselamatkan lagi... HAHAHA - Pecutttttttt!!!!)
But above all, isn't it amazing how... after all these years, through ups dan downs, through thick and thin, fights and laughters, sentaps and jealousy, Viviana dan Laurielle masih setia berkawan?
Viviana @ Kie... something short and simple; THANK YOU for the 4 years friendship you've given me. THANK YOU for the things yang kau dah banyak buat/ bantu aku and stuffs. Tapi, JANGAN kau nak feeling kau tu baik sangat tau! Kau selalu buat naya dengan mek bila it comes to JANJI - HAHAHAHA! *Contoh terdekat, 5thE's trip to AOR yang hang patut ikut itiew. NANGIS! Hahaha... whatever it is, mek harap - we'll always be friends no matter what. Dan Viviana @ Kie... May God bless ya and good luck in whatever you do... cheers! :)
Friends forever...
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U ols nak DRAG ke?
**Mek posting entry ni without pics dulu nah? Mek tgh mencarik pics² yang sesuai... hiks! Will be updated soon! Keep on checking, nah?
Being a drag queen bukannye as easy as some ppl might think it is. Trust me, its not. But kalau one tu memang dah cenderung serta minat nak be a drag queen, then - tak der la susah sangat.
In this entry, me just nak sharekan some infos especially for those hadek² yang belum drag tapi feeling² nak drag; yeah, you can say this entry ala² "Entry Panduan" la gitu, kan kW!? LOL! Bukannye nak menggalakkan ke ape ke, don't get this wrong. Bukannya niat nak buat kasik lagik ramai yang jadik drag queen. But kalau dah alang² nak jadik woman, might as well buat bebetul; jangan nanti orang gelar 'Pondan Tak Sudah' or 'Bapok Pecah Rumah', kan? Hiks! (BPR katanya? HAHAHAHAH)
Keadaan fizikal seseorang itiew harus lah natural dari mulanya...
Naturally lembut persis girlie² type la kirenye maksud mek itiew... This is so like normal kalau dah one itiew memang dah digelar hadek², pastinya dia ado lembut dan ade ciri² kewanitaannya, kan? So kalau nak drag, ok la. Tak der la masalahnya. NAMUN, masalah ataupun kes beratnya disini, apabila... seorang gibek yang bukan hadek² lembut, ALSO feeling nak drag - NAH! Tak ke pelik, badan bermuskul bagai, jalan kasar nak mampos, terkangkang kengkang, dinch ade lenggang² kangkung, tetiber ALSO feeling nak drag nih? Ini la masalahnya yang sebenar. Kalau dah born muskul, jadik jer la gibek. Nak dragon pon, mrasalah dalam rumah jer. Ini tak, alllways tau feeling mau jadik atlit bina badan muskul wanita, KAN!? Hahaha - Masihkan anda ingat Miss Sentul di Miss Wilayah 2005? (soalan ditujukan kepada Miss G, CD, dan mereka² yang pergi ke event itiew. Hiks!) Ituuuu la jadiknya kalau you were not born with this 'kelembutan' dan 'kehadek²kan' secara semulajadik in you, KAN!? Kalau dibuat², nampak, FAKE sangat, kan? So question yourself - anda muskul? Masih feeling mau drag!? DARE to take the risk? LOL!
Kepitan, padding, push-ups
Yang ini mek cukup pantang sangat. Kalau nak dragon bebetul, make sure lah kepitans anda maut. Ini tak, membonjol jugak walaupun dalam keadaan pompuans. Apakah itiew? Kalau nak kepit, kepit ler bebetul, kasik nampak persis cik puks. Ini tak, bonjol persis salah parking katanya - melu jer. Contoh paling ketara (DULU la tapi now mek pasti dia sudah pass A+ dalam hal kepitans nih), si Kiefancy itiew lah! Mek recalled lagik tgk dia nak pakai two piece tussle dress kuningnya itiew, dan ade bonjolan katanya. Tau la cik nek mampans, tapi perlu ke terbonjol cam tu? Muka dah cantik, body dah lawa (OWH MY GOD! I cannot believe I'm saying this about si KIE itiew - mati la perasan pondan tu!) tapi mai kat bawah itiew, FAILED! Mek ingat lagik (hang masih ingat dak KIE?) yang waktu mek sentap pasal kes kepitan hang tu, mek PERSONALLY pi tarik dari belakang, kasik kepit mampat katanya - ingat dak? Was it at Bleu Bar lama dulu? Mek sentap sangat tapi lepas kepitan power mek tarik itiew (sampai muka hang naik merah dan mata terus jadik juling katanya) terus mek happy tgk fefetz kau! HAHAHA baru la woman original kau jadik nya Kie (of course, with BRACES dan dagu overdose panjang - opps! LARRRRRRRRRRIII sembunyik belakang ISIS!) Hahaha...
And for those yang ade lemak² SIKIT di bahagian dada, mrasalah selofintapekan bahagian dada itiew utk jadikkan ade lurah sikit, kan? Feeling² push-ups la kirenya. Push up apo? FAT! Hahaha (mek masuk toilet now, feeling² push ups kat bahagian dada itiew, dan tadaaaaaaa! Mek ade lurah sekarang! *mati la mek!) Hahahaha... Sebab tu orang cakap, siape kata being fat tak leh drag woman? Haiyoh! Mrasalah kalau berisi sikit, boleh feeling² cik teks original ok! Tanya Fiebie, KAN? *Lari lagik! Tapi seriously u ols. Kalau nak drag, bahagian dada tu kalau dah tak der lemak sangat² dah (contoh Isis dan Kie yang berbody SUPERMODEL SLIM katanya itiew) - mrasalah SHADEkan sikit buat lurah. But hati², jgn sampai shadding itiew akan memecahlobangkan dada u ols yang flat itiew (seriously, I've seen some cases. SEDEH!)
And kalau nak jadik drag queen, ramai cakap, padding itiew penting. Yer ke? Tah la u ols. It really depends on individu tu sendirs. Mrasalah mek never berpadding di bahagian kepak serta bontot mek nah! Ori ok! Hiks. Tapi setiap kali mek nengok hadek² baru nak menjadi, ASIKLAH worry pasal padding. Kalau padding melerts sekali mana pong, muka tetap persis tiang jamban, WHAT FOR?!?!?!
Jadi kesimpulan part ni - KEPIT maut a.k.a adakalanya SAKIT/ PEDIH + push-up lemak dada/ shadding dada kasik nampak ado cik teks dan + padding sana padding sini yang meremehkan = masih WANNA DRAG!?
Correct wigs, make ups, accessories, clothings
LETS ke JENNY di Pandan Jaya katanya! Hiks! Wigs/ rambut pelesu nih, plays an important role tau. Tolong lah, pada hadek² baru nak naik, TOLOONG la invest sikit belik wig BARU; sebab melalui pengalaman mek nengok hadek² baru nak naik...
"Errr... nyeh, pinjamkan mek wig kau sat. Yang lelama pun tak pe..."
DINCH! Kau mau digelar hadek² berambut KEJUNG!? Silakan! Rambut KEJUNG = pemecahan lobang tahap kritikal also! Ala, kalau setakat RM70 per wig, mrasalah simpan² sikit duit itiew. Beli satu dan jaga elok². Now tips menjaga wigs...
Now beralih pulak tentang MAKE UP - kalau hadek² baru nak menjadi, JGN FEEELING nak make up sendiri boleh dak!? Get some help - ini tak, kalau ade blusher warna merah tu, ITU la jugak digunakan utk jadikkan eyeshadow selain dari guna sebagai blusher pipi. Over kan? Lipstik nih kalau boleh, nak semerah² pantart beghuk nih! Over la. Sesuai la kalau dengan WIG kejung, mek gelarkan si dia tu pondan tak sudah! Tapi, kalau mek kata cam tu, terus mek dicopkan sebagai kekwat, HOW!? Hahahaha...
Seriously, make up itiew penting uols. Dan tak semestinya kena make up overdose utk kelihatan woman. Sometimes, kalau features dah ado, just highlightkan siket jer kasik nampak woman sikit - dah siap. AWAS, kalau some yang dah ade rupa para persis pompuan, kalau dimakeupnya OVERDOSE, nah - terus confirm muka jadik pondan... kan 5thE? U ols as a professional make up artist, mesti u ols tau kes nih, kan? Dan kalau yang muka perlu 10 inci make up utk tampak woman, tapi sudah feeling² mau make up lite² sugi - maaaaaaaaati la itiew kehijauan bauk serta susuk dan kesan² Jepun tembak (kes² jerawat). So u see, make up also plays an important role; kan Miss Sentul yang persis tikus terjun tepong malam itiew di Miss Wilayah 2005 itiew, KAN!?
Dan finally, accessories, clothings, shoes and stuff- tolong lah! TOLONG lah get something yang COMFY to wear dan bukan sekadar nak pamer tunjuk cantik lagak bagai semua, OK!? Hadek² kalau baru nak naik, dan feeeeeeeeling nak ke club² straight, mek perasan satu jer. PAKAI MESTI nak over². Haiyoyoh! Cukup la korang jadik newbies, PERLU ke nak tarik attensi melalui pemakaian OVERDOSE u ols itiew? Wear something PRACTICAL dan COMFY - it's for your own good also lah...
Attentions... face it jer, walapun at times sukar nak diterima...
X kisah lah dapat attention; be it attention persis pujian or the other way round yang boleh menyakitkan hati. You see, bile jadik darai, bapok, pondan, mak nyah (whatever you wanna call it) - secara very der jualan langsung, kita mengundang attensi, tul tak? I mean, pakai jer lah apa² pon, biar lah tertutup aurat ke, terpelahang terdedah ke, ape ke, once org pandang, semua akan pandang. So jgn salahkan sesiape bile segelintir ppl akan memerhatikan u ols, berkutuk segala bagai semua - sebabnya, kita sendiri yang brought all these ourselves, betul tak? Cara kite jalan, cara kite bercakap, how we dress up, make up, rambut semua, itu orang akan pandang. So kalau TAKUT dengan apa orang akan kata bila depa pandang kite, mek suggest, tolong la drag dalam rumah jer. Tok sah feeling nak ke Uptown, Bangsar semua tu.
So dengan itiew, mek harap, those hadek² baru nak naik tu, pikir lah semasak²nya about apa yang korang nak buat dan the consequencesnya. Jgn pakai buat tapi tak pikir ape nak jadik lepas tu. Be prepared, always. You wanted that type of life, be prepared. Kalau tak puas hati, TOK SAH DRAG! Hahaha...
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Being a drag queen bukannye as easy as some ppl might think it is. Trust me, its not. But kalau one tu memang dah cenderung serta minat nak be a drag queen, then - tak der la susah sangat.
In this entry, me just nak sharekan some infos especially for those hadek² yang belum drag tapi feeling² nak drag; yeah, you can say this entry ala² "Entry Panduan" la gitu, kan kW!? LOL! Bukannye nak menggalakkan ke ape ke, don't get this wrong. Bukannya niat nak buat kasik lagik ramai yang jadik drag queen. But kalau dah alang² nak jadik woman, might as well buat bebetul; jangan nanti orang gelar 'Pondan Tak Sudah' or 'Bapok Pecah Rumah', kan? Hiks! (BPR katanya? HAHAHAHAH)
Keadaan fizikal seseorang itiew harus lah natural dari mulanya...
Naturally lembut persis girlie² type la kirenye maksud mek itiew... This is so like normal kalau dah one itiew memang dah digelar hadek², pastinya dia ado lembut dan ade ciri² kewanitaannya, kan? So kalau nak drag, ok la. Tak der la masalahnya. NAMUN, masalah ataupun kes beratnya disini, apabila... seorang gibek yang bukan hadek² lembut, ALSO feeling nak drag - NAH! Tak ke pelik, badan bermuskul bagai, jalan kasar nak mampos, terkangkang kengkang, dinch ade lenggang² kangkung, tetiber ALSO feeling nak drag nih? Ini la masalahnya yang sebenar. Kalau dah born muskul, jadik jer la gibek. Nak dragon pon, mrasalah dalam rumah jer. Ini tak, alllways tau feeling mau jadik atlit bina badan muskul wanita, KAN!? Hahaha - Masihkan anda ingat Miss Sentul di Miss Wilayah 2005? (soalan ditujukan kepada Miss G, CD, dan mereka² yang pergi ke event itiew. Hiks!) Ituuuu la jadiknya kalau you were not born with this 'kelembutan' dan 'kehadek²kan' secara semulajadik in you, KAN!? Kalau dibuat², nampak, FAKE sangat, kan? So question yourself - anda muskul? Masih feeling mau drag!? DARE to take the risk? LOL!
Kepitan, padding, push-ups
Yang ini mek cukup pantang sangat. Kalau nak dragon bebetul, make sure lah kepitans anda maut. Ini tak, membonjol jugak walaupun dalam keadaan pompuans. Apakah itiew? Kalau nak kepit, kepit ler bebetul, kasik nampak persis cik puks. Ini tak, bonjol persis salah parking katanya - melu jer. Contoh paling ketara (DULU la tapi now mek pasti dia sudah pass A+ dalam hal kepitans nih), si Kiefancy itiew lah! Mek recalled lagik tgk dia nak pakai two piece tussle dress kuningnya itiew, dan ade bonjolan katanya. Tau la cik nek mampans, tapi perlu ke terbonjol cam tu? Muka dah cantik, body dah lawa (OWH MY GOD! I cannot believe I'm saying this about si KIE itiew - mati la perasan pondan tu!) tapi mai kat bawah itiew, FAILED! Mek ingat lagik (hang masih ingat dak KIE?) yang waktu mek sentap pasal kes kepitan hang tu, mek PERSONALLY pi tarik dari belakang, kasik kepit mampat katanya - ingat dak? Was it at Bleu Bar lama dulu? Mek sentap sangat tapi lepas kepitan power mek tarik itiew (sampai muka hang naik merah dan mata terus jadik juling katanya) terus mek happy tgk fefetz kau! HAHAHA baru la woman original kau jadik nya Kie (of course, with BRACES dan dagu overdose panjang - opps! LARRRRRRRRRRIII sembunyik belakang ISIS!) Hahaha...
And for those yang ade lemak² SIKIT di bahagian dada, mrasalah selofintapekan bahagian dada itiew utk jadikkan ade lurah sikit, kan? Feeling² push-ups la kirenya. Push up apo? FAT! Hahaha (mek masuk toilet now, feeling² push ups kat bahagian dada itiew, dan tadaaaaaaa! Mek ade lurah sekarang! *mati la mek!) Hahahaha... Sebab tu orang cakap, siape kata being fat tak leh drag woman? Haiyoh! Mrasalah kalau berisi sikit, boleh feeling² cik teks original ok! Tanya Fiebie, KAN? *Lari lagik! Tapi seriously u ols. Kalau nak drag, bahagian dada tu kalau dah tak der lemak sangat² dah (contoh Isis dan Kie yang berbody SUPERMODEL SLIM katanya itiew) - mrasalah SHADEkan sikit buat lurah. But hati², jgn sampai shadding itiew akan memecahlobangkan dada u ols yang flat itiew (seriously, I've seen some cases. SEDEH!)
And kalau nak jadik drag queen, ramai cakap, padding itiew penting. Yer ke? Tah la u ols. It really depends on individu tu sendirs. Mrasalah mek never berpadding di bahagian kepak serta bontot mek nah! Ori ok! Hiks. Tapi setiap kali mek nengok hadek² baru nak menjadi, ASIKLAH worry pasal padding. Kalau padding melerts sekali mana pong, muka tetap persis tiang jamban, WHAT FOR?!?!?!
Jadi kesimpulan part ni - KEPIT maut a.k.a adakalanya SAKIT/ PEDIH + push-up lemak dada/ shadding dada kasik nampak ado cik teks dan + padding sana padding sini yang meremehkan = masih WANNA DRAG!?
Correct wigs, make ups, accessories, clothings
LETS ke JENNY di Pandan Jaya katanya! Hiks! Wigs/ rambut pelesu nih, plays an important role tau. Tolong lah, pada hadek² baru nak naik, TOLOONG la invest sikit belik wig BARU; sebab melalui pengalaman mek nengok hadek² baru nak naik...
"Errr... nyeh, pinjamkan mek wig kau sat. Yang lelama pun tak pe..."
DINCH! Kau mau digelar hadek² berambut KEJUNG!? Silakan! Rambut KEJUNG = pemecahan lobang tahap kritikal also! Ala, kalau setakat RM70 per wig, mrasalah simpan² sikit duit itiew. Beli satu dan jaga elok². Now tips menjaga wigs...
- Elakkan wig dari selalu kena air peluh (and air tambuni also!!!) Jgn feeeling tu rambut betul dan mau jadik American Porno actress where men happily splurt their cumms all over ur face and hair. JGN FEELING LAH! Hahahaha.
- Lepas pakai, sila gantung selepas ditanggalkan dari kepala - dan pastikan ianya di gantung sebab, DINCH MAU BAU KEPAM lah! Hahaha...
- Kalau nak basuh, boleh. What you do is, rinsekan rambut tu sekali, dinch bilas. Pastu, sapukan dengan Clairol Herbal Essences CONDITIONER... sapukan bebanyak sikit pun tak per. Pastu, gantung for 3 to 5 minutes, pastu rinsekan rambut itiew, dan make sure rinse bebetul. And then, dinch perlu bilas bagai semua, silalah gantung kasik kering (DINCH DI BAWAH MATAHARI OK!) - ikut cara mek, mek gantungkan 1stly dalam bilik air tu itself, nak kasik all the air semua turun kering bagai, then later, mek hambek dan gantungkan kat hanger dan hanger tu mek letak kat kerusi dan letak bawah kipas at high speed. LEPAS dah bebetul kering, before sikat, mek sapukan dengan this one hot hair oil yang boleh didapati di salon² rambut dan shopping complex semua (sikit jer sapu, jgn sapu bebanyak) then baru mek sikat dan leave to dry. Tadaaaa! Hiks!
- Jgn FEEELING nak color the wigs ke buat blow ke ape ke - kalau setakat wig RM70 jgn feeling nah. Baik ikut stylo mak ayam LEEZ, dengan wig Scarlet orinya itiew, HA baru la kau boleh feeling nak buat apa² jer dengan wig tu... hiks!
Now beralih pulak tentang MAKE UP - kalau hadek² baru nak menjadi, JGN FEEELING nak make up sendiri boleh dak!? Get some help - ini tak, kalau ade blusher warna merah tu, ITU la jugak digunakan utk jadikkan eyeshadow selain dari guna sebagai blusher pipi. Over kan? Lipstik nih kalau boleh, nak semerah² pantart beghuk nih! Over la. Sesuai la kalau dengan WIG kejung, mek gelarkan si dia tu pondan tak sudah! Tapi, kalau mek kata cam tu, terus mek dicopkan sebagai kekwat, HOW!? Hahahaha...
Seriously, make up itiew penting uols. Dan tak semestinya kena make up overdose utk kelihatan woman. Sometimes, kalau features dah ado, just highlightkan siket jer kasik nampak woman sikit - dah siap. AWAS, kalau some yang dah ade rupa para persis pompuan, kalau dimakeupnya OVERDOSE, nah - terus confirm muka jadik pondan... kan 5thE? U ols as a professional make up artist, mesti u ols tau kes nih, kan? Dan kalau yang muka perlu 10 inci make up utk tampak woman, tapi sudah feeling² mau make up lite² sugi - maaaaaaaaati la itiew kehijauan bauk serta susuk dan kesan² Jepun tembak (kes² jerawat). So u see, make up also plays an important role; kan Miss Sentul yang persis tikus terjun tepong malam itiew di Miss Wilayah 2005 itiew, KAN!?
Dan finally, accessories, clothings, shoes and stuff- tolong lah! TOLONG lah get something yang COMFY to wear dan bukan sekadar nak pamer tunjuk cantik lagak bagai semua, OK!? Hadek² kalau baru nak naik, dan feeeeeeeeling nak ke club² straight, mek perasan satu jer. PAKAI MESTI nak over². Haiyoyoh! Cukup la korang jadik newbies, PERLU ke nak tarik attensi melalui pemakaian OVERDOSE u ols itiew? Wear something PRACTICAL dan COMFY - it's for your own good also lah...
Attentions... face it jer, walapun at times sukar nak diterima...
X kisah lah dapat attention; be it attention persis pujian or the other way round yang boleh menyakitkan hati. You see, bile jadik darai, bapok, pondan, mak nyah (whatever you wanna call it) - secara very der jualan langsung, kita mengundang attensi, tul tak? I mean, pakai jer lah apa² pon, biar lah tertutup aurat ke, terpelahang terdedah ke, ape ke, once org pandang, semua akan pandang. So jgn salahkan sesiape bile segelintir ppl akan memerhatikan u ols, berkutuk segala bagai semua - sebabnya, kita sendiri yang brought all these ourselves, betul tak? Cara kite jalan, cara kite bercakap, how we dress up, make up, rambut semua, itu orang akan pandang. So kalau TAKUT dengan apa orang akan kata bila depa pandang kite, mek suggest, tolong la drag dalam rumah jer. Tok sah feeling nak ke Uptown, Bangsar semua tu.
So dengan itiew, mek harap, those hadek² baru nak naik tu, pikir lah semasak²nya about apa yang korang nak buat dan the consequencesnya. Jgn pakai buat tapi tak pikir ape nak jadik lepas tu. Be prepared, always. You wanted that type of life, be prepared. Kalau tak puas hati, TOK SAH DRAG! Hahaha...
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Berpuasa di MRSM Balik Pulau
Dearest all...
Asik laaaahhh mek berceritskan tentang bersahur, berpuasa dan berbuka puasa as a flight crew, kan? Mrasalah kita rewind lagi sikit, to the years mek bergelar pelajar di MRSM Balik Pulau itiew... hiks! (mati la TV hitam putih... hiks!)
The year was 1996, mek tgh form 5 (mrasalah waktu bulan posa tahun sebelumnya, mek belum masuk MRSM lagik. Mek masuk form 4 kat MRSM tu lepas raya 1995). That was the only one time, one year, yang mek sempat mrasa bersahur, berpuasa, dan berbuka puasa sebagai seorang plajar sekolah asrama penuh katanya.
Pengalamannya tak der lah banyak beza sangat pon; except it was my 1st time bersahur, berpuasa dan berbuka puasa berjauhan dari family katanya. The first few days was, haiyoh - tak terkatanya mek rindukan masakan my mommy for bersahur dan berbuka; Tuhan jer la tahu how mek nangis rindukan masakan my mom dan mak tok. Tapi, disebabkan sudah biasa away for that one year di form four tu, mrasalah waktu berpuasa as form five student kat MRSM tu, mek was ok so² la kirenye after the first week.
Masih mek ingat, ada kalanya mek mintak my mom suruh my dad's driver hantarkan lauk pauk kegemaran kiew; all the way dari AS ke Balik Pulau itiew. Hiks. Mek dinch kemut makan seors saje. Mrasalah mek mintak my mom masakkan lelebih dan mek share dengan my classmates (yoooo lah, kami berbuka posa mengikut classes. Mrasalah berbeza dari hari² biasa bile makan kat dewan selera itiew). Tapi mek pon, tak der maknenye suruh my mom hantarkan lauk pauks itiew everyday. Katanya, mek suruh la they ol hantarkan lauk tu every two or three days - bole? HAHAHA...
Bercerita tentang pengalaman bersahur, berpuasa dan berbuka (3Bs) di MRSM itiew, sebenarnye, di sitiew lah mek belajau MAKAN sebelum TIDUR sebagai SAHUR sebab mek MALAS nak bangun sahur pepagi itiew (mrasalah masuk form five itiew, mek sudah liat dan naik kepala dinch mau ke surau for Subuh as well... hiks!) Dan dari situ la, melekat tabiat makan sebelum tidur as sahur itiew sampai ke sekarang (and that explains the spare tyres; lepas makan, booom ZzzzzzZ! Hehehehe!) It wasn't long until my roomie si Aizulfaridah itiew pong ikut perangai mek; sahur sebelum tidur. Usually kami stay up lepas prep class - lepak² sambil mentelaah (Ado? Nan ado!), dan sebelum kami lights out, kami mengketedaghah la dulu. Pastu terus booom zzzzzzz sampai subuh. Hehehe. Kan senang cite? Kalau bangun sahur pon, sekadar minum orange juice TANG yang dibancuh itiew jer, cukup syarat.
Speaking of berpuasa disiang hari pulak - well, tak terasa sangat sebab classes went on macam biasa - PJ class jer dinch ado; stayed in doors katanya dok dalam class mentelaah (Again, ADO? NAN ADOnya mek mentelaah - sah² mek banyak sokseksoksek dengan either tablemate mek or classmates mek yang lenglain. Hiks!) Tapi penatnya tu, TETAP ado la. Curi² bukak posa? ADO u ols. Like there was this one time, purak² pi balik dorm nak amik barang - alih² amik kotak Milo dan minum *mati la mek - tapi mek dah ganti balik nah! Hiks!
And then mai waktu afternoon, lepas classes dah habis, dah solat zohor dan memandian segala bagai, pi prep class afternoon, yesssss time itiew lah mek gunakan masa yang ada untuk... Zzzzzzzzzzz sambil dgq walkman mek! HIKS! Kalau tak buat keje tu pon, mek pi sebok² kat classes orang lain (maklum la time tu dah form 5, dah senior - mrasalah buat sesuka hati jer. Hehehehe!) Tapi seriously, afternoon preps memang tiring. Sebab ade kalanye bila dinch study or buat keje skolah ke ape ke, you tend to get tired doin' NOTHING.
Then sebelah petangnya piuler, waktu riadah, most of the time, kami tetap pi main volleyball. Kalau tak pon, kami dok lepak dekat padang, menghirup udara segar. Hehhe. But basically, bila mai time petang² cam tu, semua yang tadiknya PENAT, sudah OK katanya sebab yer aah, dah nak berbuka, kan? Hehehe...
Ahhhhh - yes. Now mek nak ceritskan sediks pasal time berbuka. Biasanya, macam biasa la. Biro Hal Ehwal Agama Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar itiew akan berdoa selepas dengar azan, dan, yes, berbuka la anda (setelah berada di dewan selera itiew like an hour before berbuka - yer la, semuanya berbaris bagaikan banduan with silver jail trays itiew utk mengambil lauk/ makanan katanya, kan?). TAPI, kesahnya yang jadik ni, mek nak citer kat u ols, happened on the FIRST DAY of berbuka puasa katanya. So, waktu tu semua dok tgk jam la apa bagai semua, nak tunggu berbuka. Tiba² dgr azan berkumandang. Selepas the first two phrases of azan kedengaran, apa lagi, si MPP Biro Hal Ehwal Agama itiew pon, berdoa lah utk berbuka. Dah habis berdoa, amin semua, nah, makan la kan? Khusyuk nih nyeh, kami dok suap makan suapan pertama semua - dan tiba² ade sorang tu mai lari ke Dewan Selera, terjerit...
"Laaaaa... woi! Korang semua makan apasal? Mana masuk lagik waktu berbuka?" katanya...
Terdiam la semua kami sekejap - total silensio nih! Mek dah macam, HELLO!? MOTIF? Then the MPP Biro Hal Ehwal Agama itiew pon menjawab la...
"Hai... ko tak dgr azan ke tadik? Dah berbuka la..."
"Berbuka haper nye!? TADIK TU AZAN TESTING MICROPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sambung budak tadik tu, tercungap².
Astargfirullah!!!!!!!!!!! Kiranya, tadik, yang kami dengar azan tu, sessi TESTING MICROPHONE la kaedahnya? Habis, posa kami semua!!?!? Cam mano!?!?!? Mujur Ustaz warden kami cakap, tak per. It was a minute or two before the actual berbuka posa time, dan kita semua akur pada azan yang berkumandang itiew without realizing the fact that it was a testing-mic azan. So ala² forgiven la kirenya kot? Walaupun begitiew, tetap ade jugak pihak² pertikaikan bukan salah azan testing-mic tu. Aaaahh! Apa²pon, janji mek bahagia dengan nasik setray depan mek tu. Mrasalah sambung melantak! Hehehe...
Overall I would have to say, berpuasa as a student di boarding school, tak der la pa per yang best sangat pon. Terawih, mrasalah kami (mek dan gegeng²mek) semua pakat buat 8 jer dan lepas tu cabut lari! Hiks! Tapi yang best part berpuasa di MRSM BP pada tahun 1996 itiew, was pada malam terakhir, sebelum kami balik cuti raya. Haiyoh! Malam tu, NO night prep, no nothing. Semua kemas² barang, buku² bagai semua - memang happening la malam sebelum balik cuti raya itiew. Suka sangat! Mrasalah mek dapat ciknek si K itiew buat malam penghabisan sebelum pulang cuti sekols... OPPPSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, October 20, 2005
Bloggers Idol 2005 - 10th Week - FINAL PART 1 Poll/ Votings
Dalam this poll, users are allowed to vote MULTIPLE bloggers - meaning, a user gets to vote more than 1 favorite blog/ blogger. TAPI, the poll ONLY allows you to do a vote, ONCE a day. Nak vote again, can - mai balik page mek esok, nah? (make sure u ols dos clear cache and cookies, ok? Hehehe)
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Another great loss for Malaysia...
Dearest all,
Today I was like, completely shocked, when my mom told me that Datin Seri Endon Mahmood, wife kepada our Prime Minister, Dato' Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, passed away. I was like like, "HELLO!?"
Biar betul? I tot Pak Lah said to the reporters semalam when asked about his wife's condition, dia jawab...
"Dia ok tapi tak berape sihat/ pulih lagi. Nanti dah sihat, boleh bawak balik rumah. Now in hospital still, sakit masih, macam mana nak bawak balik?" - SOMETHING like that la kirenya, with a very relaxed voice (jgn ade orang nak speku mek ubahsuai ayatnya sebab mek pun ingat² lupe dah reply Pak Lah kepada reporter tu tapi it was sommmmmmmmething like that kan).
Tak disangka tak diduga tak kita menyangka, today, Thursday October 20th 2005, kita telah kehilangan seorang lagi tokoh wanita Malaysia yang disegani; most importantly, our country's leading man, Dato' Seri Haji Abdullah Ahmad Badawi - telah kehilangan penyokong/ peminat number 1nya (as reported dalam The Star Online di http://thestar.com.my)
Nation
Thursday October 20, 2005
PM's wife dies after bout with breast cancer
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi's wife, whom he described as his No. 1 supporter, died Thursday after a nearly four-year battle with breast cancer. She was 64.
Members of the public can pay their last respects at Seri Perdana between 11am and 4pm.
Her remains will be buried at the Precinct 20 Muslim cemetery at 4pm after Asar prayers at the Putrajaya Mosque.
Endon Mahmood's death - which comes less than two months after she and Abdullah marked their 40th wedding anniversary - is the biggest personal blow to the Malaysian leader since he took office in October 2003 following the retirement of his predecessor, longtime leader Mahathir Mohamad.
Endon, who recently underwent months of intensive chemotherapy in Los Angeles, passed away at the family's official residence Thursday morning in Putrajaya, Malaysia's administrative capital, after being released from a Malaysian hospital Monday, said Abdullah's spokeswoman, Esuriyanti Ahmad.
"The family members were at her side, everybody was there,'' Esuriyanti said, adding that Endon would be buried in a traditional Muslim funeral later Thursday.
Abdullah, Malaysia's fifth prime minister since the country achieved independence from Britain in 1957, had been married to Endon since Sept. 4, 1965. They have a son, a daughter and four grandchildren.
Abdullah has often publicly called Endon his "No. 1 supporter.'' When his mother died of natural causes in February 2004, Abdullah telephoned Endon in the United States, where she was undergoing treatment. She later told reporters that he said: "I've lost my mother and I don't want to lose you too.''
Endon discovered she had breast cancer in 2002 following a checkup after her twin sister, Noraini, was earlier diagnosed with the disease. Noraini died in January 2004.
Dalam kesempatan ini, me, my fellow blogreaders, visitors, Bloggers Idol 2005 contestants and finalists, everyone, yang visits this blog, let us take a moment or two; lets sedekahkan Al-Fatihah kepada Allahyarhamah Datin Seri Endon - moga² rohnya dicucuri RahmatNYA serta pemergiannya dalam keadaan yang tenang.
And from everyone of us - our deepest condolences to Dato' Seri @ Pak Lah, and his family members; be strong - diatas ape yang berlaku, pasti ada rahmat yang tersembunyi disebaliknya...
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
To my dearest Sharlene Rodriguez...
My dearest oh-so-ever-sweet young Sharlene (in other words, "Owh anak ayamkiew..." - Ahaks!)
I know I may not have been a very good mother chicken to you (haiyoh, mother chicken katanya - hehehehe!), and lets face it, I wasn't around throughout your reign as Miss Universe 2004/ 2005 itiew la kan; but still, I just wanna let you know that mek bangga dapat u ols as my anak ayam ("hen" kah? Hehehe) and I still do care for you, and ade jugak lah at times me sokseksoksek asked around about you without you noticing it.
Sharlene, you ols lah the 1st anak ayam and by far, so far, the last - ahaks! Dan I memang sangat bangga dengan u ols dan pencapaian u ols yang lepas (mrasalah kau dilabelkan anak ayam ratu past tense - jgn u ols also ikut mek jadik ratu past tense also sudah la noq... ahaks!). You ols lah bagi mek, seorang ratu yang mengikut skema yang telah ditetapkan oleh mana² penganjur ratu cantik - "BEAUTY with BRAINS!" Mek suke sangat! Tak sia² mek turunkan ilmu... (ado ke mek turunkan apo² ilmu??? Turunkan VCD suruh study, ado la - AHAHA!)
Whatever it is, since you're I know now pretty much busy with your final exams, mek just wanna take this peluang keemasan utk wish you all the best, may God bless, dan harap² umur kita akan panjang so that kita akan dapat jumpa balik one fine day nanti, InsyaAllah...
Adios! :)
Che-Detz's interview with Sharlene Rodriguez, Miss Venezuela/ Universe 2004/2005 -Click on the image to proceed
Pix ini adalah ehsan dari laman web Che-Detz di http://che-detz.blogdrive.com - Thanks CD
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