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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Selamat Menjalani Ibadah Puasa...


Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatuh...



Semoga segala ibadah yang dijalankan diterimaNYA - may you have the blessings for the whole month of Ramadhan ahead...





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Posted at 8:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Trip to Danok, Thailand


Dearest all,

Nih citer semalam, pasal kes mek pi Danok dengan kengkawan mek itiew (past tense laaaaaaaagik katanya!) So, anyways, citer asalnya macam nih. A friend of mine, si Wan tu, called me up tetiber tgh hari semalam. Katanya nak lunch sesama. Kalau dah nak lunch sesama, mek tau la dia tu balik dari KL (memang dia dah informed me earlier pon yang dia nak balik yesterday for one day, ade urusan family katanya) So tak per lah, since memang mek nak keluar gi town pon, nak gi bank lah, bayar bill itiew ini lah, bayar kerets lah, bank in kan cheque la, kuarkan cash la - haiyoh! This list goes on lah kirenye, so mek pikir² balik, dari mek pi sengsorang, baik lah mek ajak si Wan nih join. And so he did. Kirenye mek picked him up, dan before pi lunch, mek decided nak clear all these work dulu tapi, ado? Nan ado. AS was like, maha jammed sangat semalam! Tu belum start Ramadhan/ or few days before Raya lagik tu - masyaAllah! Sedeh! Parking, punya lah susah nak carik! Hapset sangat! Dah la stucked dalam jammed tu, bohsan! Tapi, tetiber, mek ternampak sorang abang co-pilot satu lori ni u ols. Dari mata mek, candiew la juger. Tapi dari lensa Nokia 7200 mek, tetiber jadik BLUR! HOW!?!?! Upset! NANGIS!

Mek rase, TAJAM jer dia jeling pandang ke arah mek, KAN? Marah ke u ols??? Hiks!


Yang penting, time nak snappy² pic tu, LAWAK sangat sebab mek tannak kasik nampak obviouskan. Jadik kesahnya, mek kena purak² cakap phone lah. So tgh dalam posisi gaya bercakap phone tu, mek snappy² la. Snap pertama, salah angle - pi amik tayar lori tu pulak dah! Second shot, menjadik lah jugak walaupun senget sikit. Third shot katanya - lagi sedih! AMIK SIDE MIRROR LORI TU PULAK! Hanjeng sangat kan? Well I guess mek kena settle for only one pic jer lor! *Yang penting, mek pasti abang itiew mai dari Balakong; sebab address Lori tu dari Balakong? Hehehe boleh?

Lepas tu mek, Wan dan Z (we picked up another friend of ours, Z, kat office dia, on the way nak ke lunch la kirenya- so ajaklah join sekali) pi la makan kat this place called... ape tah. Makan punya makan, tetiber, nampak Ranggedey (Rang) dengan Abang Zafri and his friend, Wil. Terserempak secara tak sgaja la kirenya - mek pon dinch hui bila Abang Zafri balik mai AS. Katanya temankan Nil ade seminar kat Penang, lajak lah mai AS. Sembang pi sembang mai, makan pi makan mai, SEMPAT la jugak mek snappy² pic sorang mamat nih, kawannya si Wan nih. Mek suka! Hiks!


Yang dok makan sambil posing baik punye itiew, Ranggedey (selalunya kami pangei dia RANG jer; mek nak calling² dia Ranggedik, kan dak? Mati la mek kena pukul lagik!) - feeling Rangni Mukeji la? LOL! Yang sebelah kiri pic tu (berbaju putih itiew) mak Ayam Junior BESAQ kat JC itiew - Z! LOL! Dan yang sebelah kanan pic berbaju merah itiew - ehem ehem... Wan namanya (Aaccchhiiummmm5thE! Excuse me - tersneeze pulok!)


Budak yang hantaq air tu pun tasty! MEK SUKA! Dapat dilihat, Wan sedang berborak dengan kawan dia yang mek also curik² snappy picsnya itiew...


Aiyoyoh! Mek rase dia perasan sundelll mek snappy² pics dia. Tapi yang penting, lepas tu, (lepas dia habis sembang ngan Wan) dia lalu sebelah mek, dan senyum persis "Hi, can I have your number?" haaa cam tu la senyumnya - tapi mek dinch layan! (kekwat nih! Hehehee)


Haaa - abang yang cakap phone tu pun, kelihatan persis sangatlah jerz (gorgeous/ candiew) tapi masalahnya, jauh sangat, kan? Dinch nampak clear... tapi mek suka tgk body dia dah - merembes!


E eh? Pecah lobang katanya! Kakak yang kat sebelah kiri abang itiew, seperti tahu² ajo mek tgh paparazzikezikan pics ciktannya itiew... hiks! Terus mek off hp! (mati lah off hp terus? LOL!)


Lepas tu, secara TIBA² katanya,... "LETS KE DANOK?" Hanjeng tak! Planning ape tidaknya, tetiberjer Lets Danok lah? Hanjs sangat! Tapi mek nak pi jugak! LOL! So since Z ngan mek still kena pi office, kitaorang planning pukul 5pm lah semuanya bertolak, dua kerets ke BKH (Bukit Kayu Hitam) where we ols semurs will meet BS (BadarSila- si chatter tagboard mek also itiew) yang kerejnya di Immigresen BKH itiew. Dia lah nak tolong bawak mek ngan si Nil yang dinch ad border pass katanya. Si Z, Wan, Rang ngan Zafri masing² ade katanya! Binats sangat! SENTAP!

So oklah, kirenye, kitaorang sampai BKH the border itiew, at 6pm, jumpe BS, dan tuptup BS join skali katanya? Mek dinch hui pong. Mek ingatkan dia nak tolong bawak Nil ngan mek masuk jer. Alih² dia tolong bawak diri dia ALSO ke sana! Hehehehe...

Dari Imm. BKH, nak ke border gate Danok/ Thai itiew, ade lah, perjalanannya, lebih kurang *sambil garu dagu*... less than 5 minutes? HAHAHAHAH! (yang dari Danok nak ke Hatyai tu yang mengambil masa 1/2 jam itiew! LOL!) I wasn't looking forward sangat pun sebab it was raining, ala ala hanjeng kucing hujannya (cats and dogs) So macam, knowing mek, yang masih dalam proses nak baik demam lite² itiew, harus lah mek feeling² sentap sebab nak kena redah jalan dalam hujan also! Hiks...

Kami parking kerets dekat depan a local club katanya - penuh nih dengan pompuan² dok tunggu pelanggan. Kexi sangat tapi what to do, cara hidup depa. Mek pasrah. Tapi yang jadik bapak² hayems depa tu, candiew sundal!!! Mek macam nak jer cakap bile bapak² ayam tu kata "Mai mai, ada pelempuan. Bagus punya. Mai mai" mek nak jer cakap balik kat dia... "I tak mau pompuan... I mau u!" Hehehe... boleh? Yang penting, Wil dengan mek melawak. Sebab Bapak² Ayams tu dok pujuk rayu bagai kat kami nih... "2 jam sepuluh linggit saja... mai mai" - nak jer kami cakap kat bapak² ayam yang candiew tu... "Errr... apa kata... KAMI bayar DUA PULUH LINGGIT utk SATU jam sahaja, utk have ABANG instead of the pelempuan² hodoh dan mudah dihadhom itiew semua, NAK? On top of that, kami yang service u ols, NAH!?" LOL!!! Mati la mek! Feeling nak cakap jer, mek ngan si Wil tu. Tapi tak pulak berani kami nak cakap...

So Danok tu actually kan, ala ala sempadan belah Thai la. If we have Bukit Kayu Hitam as sempadan sebelah Malaysia, mrasalah Danok itiew persis BKH also - and the town pun, tak dernye besau mane pong. Bak kata BS, meriah lagik SUNGAI PETANI, bole? LOL! Plus it was drizzling, so bukannye boleh kemana sangat dah pun. And plus plus, dah petang sangat dah. Most of the shops ala² dah nak tutup lah. Tapi clubs² lokal baru nak merembes katanya! HIKS!

Tapi kalau nak beli barang² cikmur (murah), Danok is a good place to do some shopping. Tak der lah banyak bende sangat. Like, most of the stuffs, boleh dapat di Malaysia. But, mrasalah dari spend RM150 kat Guardian or Watsons, u ols hanya spend RM80/800Batt kat sana, KAN?

***Sorry nah quality pic KURENG sikit - banyak sebabnya u ols. 1stly ala² battery camphone hem dah ala² kong. 2ndly, dah dark, ala² malam - camera pun serupa hanjs lah sikit, kan? 3rdly - mek banyak bergegar/ bergerak, tu yang cam blurry blur blur itiew! Hiks! Sorry nah! I must reconsider to shop for my very own digital cam! Hiks!







Lepas dah shopping sakan segala bagai (mek tak belik pa per pon... hiks!), kitaorang stop makan sat kat one of the local restaurants itiew. Mek order nasik dengan tomyam udang - MEREMBES!!!!! Sedap sundel! Tapi yang penting, camera phone mek dah kong batterinya, jadik - ADO pics? NAN ADO! Dan mek also tak dapat nak amik pic MAK GAJAH dan ANAK GAJAH u ols! Ade depan kedai itiew - hehehehe... (gajah BETUL lah!)

And then lepas makan, semuanya perut dah persis bapak budak, ape lagik, mata pun stim jer kan - nah, balik la kesahnya. Nak melenggek buat apo lagik kan? Hiks! Apa²pon, mek tetap rase, although tempat tu kexi la jugak, tapi, for a short trip less than 5 hours stay, OK LAH... hehehehe...

Nak tgk other pics kat Danok itiew, mrasalah click HERE yer... hiks!






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Posted at 1:27:30 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, October 03, 2005

Bloggers Idol 2005 - BIundi Masuk and 8th Weeks' Assignments!



Dearest all...

Bloggers Idol 2005 - BIundi Masuk (#7 Elimination - NIL)


Aha!!!! This week's 9am announcement entry mek sangatlah gumbira nak buat sebab tiada elimination; just pemilihan masuk one out of the three bloggers yang competed last week utk dimasukkan dan dijoinkan dengan the remaining 5 bloggers yang sedia ado. Yeh yeh! Mek suke! (walaupun suka, mek tetap sedeh bagi pihak yang lagik dua orang bloggers yang tak dapat melayakkan diri masuk balik ke Bloggers Idol week 8 nih... but what to do, dah nasib... sorry. Hiks!)

So anyways (sambil menarik nafas lega sebab this will be a short announcement entry - hehehe), siapekah yang telah berjaya melayakkan diri masuk dan join the remaining top 5 bloggers dalam week ke 8 ini? Hiks! Mrasalah nengok results kat bawah nih!

(Utk yang dua orang bloggers lagi yang tak berjaya nak rejoin BI2005 nih, mek ucapkan tahniah also, serta, thank you sebab sudi meluangkan masa bertanding kembali dalam week ke 7 minggu lepas... )


Results dari VOTES + Juries evaluation scores for week #7 (mengikut ranking)
BIundi Masuk Kembali ke BI2005 - 5thE


5thE, Tahniah u ols! Mrasalah u ols join kembalik, BI2005, bersama Imah Lenggok, LeeZ, LeeUK, Nasik, dan Taufix dalam week ke 8 ini! Good luck!


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Ok - so, now, what's next ek? Owh yes - Juri jemputan. Sebelum tu, did I tell u ols yang JURY A dah kembali dari Misi Keamanan Jakarta dan sudah bersedia utk kembali bertugaskhidmat dalam Bloggers Idol 2005 week ke 8 nih? Hehehe - yeza. Mek suka mek suka! Mrasalah Jury A itiew memberi komen dalam bahasa Indon lepas nih, kan? LOL! Mati la mek. Dan also, Jury Jemputan minggu lepas, iaitu, JuanDanza also akan kembali bertugas as jury jemputan also utk minggu ke 8 nih! Yer lah - dia terpaksa kami maintainkan as Jury Jemputan sebab kononnya last week dia kata, hanya 3 jer contestants yang dia nak kena adili, macam, ape tah statement berapi nya itiew? Tak mencabar minda? *mati la mek dengan JD lepas nih! LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Walau apa apa pun, mek bagi pihak BI2005 nak ucapkan terima kasih pada JuanDanza sebab sudi melapangkan waktunya menjadi Juri Jemputan sekali lagi pada minggu nih, despite dengan kebusiannya dengan kerje² nye itiew *pssst! JD! Kem salam kat Mawi kat mek nah? Mati la mek kena hempuk ngan LeeZ! LOL!

Ok, now, serious balik. Let's la now kita lihat, apekah THEME dan INDIVIDUAL assignments para bloggers utk BI2005 week ke - 8 kali ni, nah? Lets!

8th Week's Theme - Entrepreneur, Finance and Economy

Susah ke? Tak lah kan? Senang jer - tu baru theme. Nih la dia bloggers individual assignments... hiks!
  • Tips menjadi business person yang cemerlang - assigned to blogger - 5thE
  • Tan Sri Dr Zeti Akhtar Aziz dipilih sebagai tokoh bank pusat terbaik dunia 2005 oleh majalah Euromoney; Apa pendapat anda? - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok
  • A successful Entrepreneur? Wajib kena ada Degree or cukup sekadar dengan Experience? - assigned to blogger - Leez
  • Pendapatan di Internet; perniagaan global yang mampu memberi pendapatan yang lumayan? Berikan pendapat anda - assigned to blogger - LeeUK
  • Kebebasan Kewangan; macam mana nak be free from financial problems? - assigned to blogger - Nasik
  • Business di bulan Ramadhan; sejauh manakah keuntungan yang mampu dipungut? - assigned to blogger - Taufix

Mrasalah u ols - lets! Mula kan assignments anda hari ini. Jgn tunggu hingga esok, mungkin esok sudah terlambat (katanya... hiks!) Good luck semua!!! Buat yang terbaik k! Hiks!

The dateline to publish your assignments will be 51hours from NOW, and that will be this WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5TH, 2005. Assignments MUST be published by 12NOON, SHARP!** Juries will start commenting the entries by WEDNESDAY NOON 12PM to THURSDAY NOON 12PM. Poll WILL be up in my blog from THURSDAY NOON 12PM to SUNDAY NOON 12PM - Thank you.

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER


* Should you manage to finish your assignment earlier before the dateline, and you feel like publishing there and then, PLEASE change the publishing time and date settings of your assignment - for help on how to do so, please CLICK HERE

Good luck semua!!!!!!!!!! You may begin, NOW!





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Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




What have you missed during the weekend? 30th of September to 3rd of October 2005



Dearest all...

Hmmmm - entah lah. Mek rase macam slow sajo hujung minggu nih? Tapi mek also rase mek spent a lot of my time depan pc nih jer? Hmmm - owhh yes, maybe mek banyak habiskan masa updating fotopages mek kot? LOL! Apa apa pon, nih la dia yang you guys sort of like missed out during the past weekend nih... hiks!

Enjoy la nahhhh... hiks!





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Posted at 1:31:36 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Segment "Blog of the Week" - removed until further notice

Segment Blog of the Week telah dihentikan buat sementara waktu - harap maklum, Thanks!





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Posted at 1:07:51 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




It's my blog entry yang ke-500!!! Huhu!!!


Setelah diperkenankan oleh President Bloggers Tak Serik² Association Sedonia... maka dengan ini... diumumkan, Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah of http://lealaurielle.blogdrive.com, telah berjaya menyempurnakan entrynya yang ke 500!

Hahah! Gila ke idak aku nih? Tah pa per jer. Ado sajo yang nak mek merepekkan kat sinik, kan? Hmmm - tapi, merepek² kat sinik pon, tarkik lah. Sah sah blog nih blog mek - I write you read and comply katanya! LOL!

Bersempenaan dengan hari menyambutnya entry mek yang ke 500 nih, lets la play a game, nak? (tannak pun, MAIN jer lah! Hehehe) Hiks! Kat bawah nih kan, ade 25 links tau u ols.... 25 links nih semuanya, akan linkkan u ols ke dua site yang saje, my Malaysia Top Blogs voting page and also my Top Blog Charts voting page. CUMA, ada satu saje link daripada 25 links tu yang akan memaparkan gambar seorang cik tan yang sangatlah jerz bagi mek (cik tan itiew candiew sangat, dan pic nya itiew adalah sumbangan Miss W. Nor katanya... hiks! MATI LA MEK!). Masalahnya, which link? Mrasalah cuba click kesemoa link² tu nah? Dan yer, jgn la pakai bukak link tu seadanya sajo. Dah bukak link ke MTB dan Top Blogs Chart mek tu, mrasalah VOTE² sama page mek yang tak seberapa nih, nah? Ala² tema konsep game ni ialah "Dalampada mencari link kepada pic itiew, mrasalah vote page mek di MTB dan Top Blog Charts! Hiks!" Lets lah u ols! Cuba nah?! Hiks!


Link | Link | Link | Link | Link
Link | Link | Link | Link | Link
Link | Link | Link | Link | Link
Link | Link | Link | Link | Link
Link | Link | Link | Link | Link

Hiks! Masalahnya, very der senang nak detect mana satu link kepada pic itiew, kan? MOTIFFF buat game yang tak der FAEDAH nih!? LOL! - mek ter ROFL selepas pikir² balik pasal game NAN ADO nih! LOL!


Dapat dak? Heheheeh kalau dapat catch that one, only one different link itiew - mrasalah check it out - candiew kan itiew cik tan? Masalahnya MEK also dinch hui siapa dia tu!!!HEHEHEHE - lariiiiiiiii!!! Hiks!

Anyways, seriously. Entry nih sebenarnya bukannye ape u ols. Mek nak menyatakan rase gumbiranya mek berjaya dah 6 bulan bloggin' with 500 entries, dan also mek nak galakkan u ols senantiasa vote for my page kat both, Malaysia Top Blogs dan also my Top Blog Charts. Bukan ape, for me, mek rase, kalau mek divote tu, rank naik tu, tah la - confidensi level serta semangat tu ade la kot lebih sikit... hiks! Apa la salahnya u ols votes mek selalu, bukannye susah bebenor pong? Kan? Heheheheh... Tu jer la motif entry nih... LOL!






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Posted at 12:51:18 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, October 02, 2005

http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com - Updated, AGAIN!


Yezzaaaa! Mek dah updatekan fotopages mek! Mrasalah check it out. Mek buat 3 entry sekali gus. MATI la tenses mek lagik, sebab, mek buat entry past tense (October 1st), mek also buat present tense (today, October 2nd), dan yang penting, mek also buat entry FUTURE tense katanya (October 3rd) - mati la mek! Hiks!

Entry past tense - pasal RUMAH! Hiks!


Entry present tense - pasal my dinner malam tadik! Hiks!


Entry future tense - pasal bunga la pulak!? HAHAHA!


Dan yang penting, mek buat banner baru katanya for my fotopages! HIKS! Ok dak? Hiks! Mek scanning pic colorful itiew dari buku apo ntah, and terus feeling² buat banner baru kat fotopages mek. Asik lah banner hitam bergambar mek itiew jer dah berbolan². Mrasalah tukar, kan? Hhehehe... so ape lagik, lets la u ols! Click on my new banner link tu to proceed to my fotopages! LETS!

What I see is what you'll get katanya! Hihihi... betul la kan? Ape yang mek snappy², mrasalah nengok. Kalau mek tak snappy² dan tak upload, ADO u ols boleh nengok? Nan ADO, kan? Hehehehe...







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Posted at 10:58:30 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 7th Weeks' Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!



And the poll for week 7, BIundi Masuk, now closed for votings!!!


Yezzzaaa peeeps, FINALLY, the poll utk kita undimasuk kembali 3 peserta week 7 ini is now closed for all voting activities. Now, lets see, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)


And so now, all yang perlu kita buat (am talking on behalf of u ols semua la ek. Hiks!) ialah, just wait lor! HHEHEHE! I've got the poll punye total scores/ votes; dan mek also have the juries evaluation marks, mrasalah mek umumkan the results by esok, October 3rd, 2005, by 9am - ape yang mek nak umumkan? LOL! Mek akan umumkan the one blogger yang akan melayakkan dirinya join the remaining top 5 bloggers yang masih bertahan dalam BI2005 utk meneruskan ke stage seterusnya iaitu week 8. Mrasalah check it out esok; selain dari kita akan ketahui apakah soalan assignments/ tema pada week ke 8 itiew, we will also find out, antara 5thE, Andrew @ Sir Cloud, or Najib @ csi_X, siapakah antara mereka yang akan join Imah Lenggok, LeeZ, LeeUK, Nasik dan Taufix ke week 8... hiks! Mek tak sabar mek tak sabar! HIKS!

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the polling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official website. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant's personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestants and ex-contestants of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the polling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are adviced to respect the polling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...




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Posted at 12:05:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Siape nak kerje di "Meja Bantuan" @ Helpdesk? Hiks!


Dearest all,

Zaman sekarang nih PC/ internet/ computer knowledge is a must for everyone, kan? Like, where/ what will you be 20 yearrs from now if you ols dinch know how to use the computers, kan? Hahaha... tapi, meh mek nak citer sikit. Kalau menusia nih dinch hui pasal komputer ke ape ke, say, 10 years AGO, than that's ok la kan. But, like, NOW? 2005? Masih ade menusia yang dinch hui much about pcs and stuffs... I mean I myself pun bukannye expert sangat. Kalau kelamkabut tertungging tebalik gabra pc buat hal ke, tak tahu format tu format nih, coding itiew ini and stuffs like that, mek TETAP mengadudombarujuk pada yang expert (dalam kes² mek selalunya mek rujuk si csi_X or si Kejadah Warriors - EH! I mean, Katadah Warriors @ KW itiew... hiks!)

So anyways, entry kali nih, buatkan mek terbahak² ketawa. Mek got this entry/ email forwarded by KW (see, yang forwardnya tu pun computer genius - u ols, u ols hantar email nih, sebab u ols penah laluinya ke, KW? LOL!). Mrasalah kita nengok kebengapan some ppl dalam hal computers/ IT nih yang telah dijadikkan joke (wallahua'lam, ado ke idak menusia bengap cam nih. Tapi mesti ade jugak kan? Walaupun ianya hanya joke, tapi mek TETAP rase musti ade seratus or dua yang blur cam nih...) Hiks! Yang penting, mek ade letak komen siket after each case! Mrasa lah!!!! Hiks!

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Helpdesk Case 1
    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
    Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.
    Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note
    Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.
    Komen mek: How pathetic can a customer get at times like this ah? Haiyoh! Lagi nak bertemakan konsep "Customers are always right?" - Buzz! Newsflash - NOT ALL THE TIME! LOL!!!

Helpdesk Case 2
    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Is that your left or my left?
    Komen mek: Sometimes, they just need a lil'bit of support and encouragement, kan? LOL!

Helpdesk Case 3
    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !
    Komen mek: Yeap, at times, we tend to get easily-boiled type of customers, kan? Cakap itu salah, cakap ini salah - walhal, DIA YANG SALAH? Hahahaha...

Helpdesk Case 4
    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
    Komen mek: Nyeh, seriously, how 'bengap' can one get lar? Haiyoh! Motif LIFT the printer and placed it depan monitor? What was she thinking, the monitor got eyes is it!? LOL!

Helpdesk Case 5
    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
    Customer: Aaaah.................... thank you.
    Komen mek: Hahahahah - I rest my case!

Helpdesk Case 6
    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
    Komen mek: Whats on my monitor? Clear transparent air that we breathe? Bole? Hahaha...

Helpdesk Case 7
    Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
    Customer: It's not working.
    Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
    Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.
    Komen mek: Kalau mek just playin' stupid, I would have understood the helpdesk's instructions as, take a baseball bat, and hit the keyboard 8 times, HOW!?

Helpdesk Case 8
    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: OK
    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!
    Komen mek: U ols, motif ade dua keyboard for one pc? Keji tau!


Helpdesk Case 9
    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
    Komen mek: Kalau mek jadik Helpdesk itiew, mek akan tanya balik "Excuse me? Which school did you go to?" HAHAHA....

Helpdesk Case 10
    A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -
    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.
    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.
    Komen mek: ***** katanya!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA this one is really funny! Confident tau jer password tu, walhal, NAN ADO!? LOL!

Helpdesk Case 11
    Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.
    Komen mek: Err... mine is, Firefox?

Helpdesk Case 12
    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
    Komen mek: Kalau mek jadik Helpdesk itiew - mek akan reply "Awwww... really? Maybe the mouse you moved tu ATE your screensaver..." Hiks! Confirm kena buang keje, kan?

Helpdesk Case 13
    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
    Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
    Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
    Komen mek: I wonder how this old woman managed to call the helpdesk call center? Hmmm...

Helpdesk Case 14
    Helpdesk: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?
    Komen mek: That explains... 1st EMAIL katanya... LOL!


Personally, mek suka sangat case 1, case 6 dan case 12! Hiks!





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