Berikut adalah the beginning of this whole kes drama la kaedahnye...

Kedengaran bunyi tune Rihanna - Umbrella.mp3 kat my hp N93i mek tu (my Maxis); menandakan ado incoming call katanya... at 3 bloody A.M. yer... apo mek tgh buat? TIDO lah. Haiyoh...

And what did I do? Mek yang ala ala tersedar (tersedar yang ala ala bagaikan orang terkejut dog yer; yer la, who wouldn't, at 3.00 A.M. - tetiber jer hp mek melalak pepagi buto nih...); so anyways, mek actually tersedar to a phonecall from a number, 017- 5xx xxxx katanya (bila kuar nombot jer, with no names, tandonyo apo? Yer... mek dinch save number tu, sama-ada mek dinch kenal or mek lupo nak save. OPS!)...

And what happened next? Gaya mek dalam keadaan lali mamai nak menjawab phonecall itiew... terus, MISSED CALL nih! Ko tak hangen!? Ko TERSEDAR gara² MISSED CALL tak sampai 5 saat phone berdering!? Kalau tak sedar, and later in the morning baru prasan, ngak apo la kan. Ini!? ADO!? Mrasalah mek berdesing DQ at 3 A.M.; yer, let me say that again, 3 PAGI yer!!!

Kalau mek tgh kezombian and memang tgh dok berjaga celik, lain story la kan. Ini, at 3 A.M. nih! Apo orang tgh buat time² gitu!? Tidur lah kan...

So ANYWAYS... citernye bermula bila mek yang tersentak terjaga bagai tu (tau tau  saje la kan, bila la terjaga bagai nih, dengan 'hangin'nya lagi, mau aku susah nak lelap balik... and dah la these days mek memang susah nak tido gara² insomnia mek tu, kan...) terus capai hp tu dan hanto msg sentap...

Msg LKY: "Xdekeje ke misscall2 org pepahi buto ni!! Ada akal otak ler sket org nk tido!"

Tetiber mek mendapat reply (wahhh... ade pulak credit ko nak membalas! Time calling², pandai lak ko misscall mek, KAN!?)

Msg from the Unknown: "Memang xdak keje pOn...aku minat ang... Mcm ni ka cara miss wOrld..."

E eh!? Menjawwwwaaaabbb katanya! Binats! Ko hingat Miss World nak kena stay awake 24-7 dan melayan missed calls!? Return call balik and all? Melayan orang at 3 A.M. Miss World pon manusia gak - kenal erti TIDO! Ko tatau ka!? Terus hangin puting berliang mek mai la kan! Ko salah timing pi trigger suis mek!

Msg LKY: "Minat ka xminat ka, that's not the case. namanya org tgh tido. PIkir la sama. Ms. World ke mana apa ke mana. Namanya manusia tido during these hours. Pikir la!"

Betul tak u ols semua? I mean, dia expect as Miss World (sah sah bak kata Miss Ginger, Miss World olok² dan tak leh dipakai titlenye in real, kan gal? Ops!) mek nak kena melayan dia dengan baik sekals after being kejutkan dengan MISSED CALLS at 3 bloody A.M.!?!?!? Heran lah! Cannot think, meh!?

Msg from the Unknown: "Eee...xsangka... K lah bye..."

Kuwang ajau ke idak namanya nih!? Dah la woke me up from my sleep, apparently, for this!?!?!?! SENTAP DAK!?

So now salah sapa? Salah mek ke yang menyatakan hasrat mek as MANUSIA mek nak tido at 3 A.M.; OR salah si HambaAllah God Knows Who nih yang MISSED CALL hp mek at 3 A.M. gara² "Aku minat ang..." (dah la bahasakan diri AKU HANG dengan orang yang hang minat - eee kowser!!!)

Please komeng siket!!! Mula la aku nak naik hantu untuk sepanjang Sabtu, September 29th nih! Hish!

PS: Ok some might just say "Motif melayan balik!?" - well, mek kalau dah naik hantu dengan orang missed call missed call kat hp mek nih, ha, semua leh jadik! Mek dinch boleh la nak dok diam dan biarkan orang tu dok buat perangai toya tu lagi; kang lagi diam lagi dia buat! Biar disembur puas², lepas nih baru tau jgn dok getek missed call missed call orang; orang bukannye suka!

LKY: I've always have this 'thing' kepada those yang getek tak der keje nak missed call missed call orang nih - but kalau on 'NORMAL' timings, tak per la kot. Tak der lah aku nak seangin what happened early morning tadik! For goodness sake bangun sahur pon BBM woke me up at 4.30 A.M. tadi ok! And the thing with MISSED CALLS nih - haiyoh, just, mek memang TAK SUKE lah missed calls missed calls nih. Dia yang nak kita melayan dia, tapi dia missed call orang. Kalau nak orang melayan kau, kau jer lah CALL! Motif nak suruh mek call back. In this case, yang buat mek sentap adalah faktor WAKTU/ MASA, the thing yang mek tgh dok buat time tu (SLEEPING yer - and memang mek benci also bila orang Missed Calls during time² kita tgh sebok, time² tu la dia nak suruh kita call back and all...) - and above all, mek tak kenal dia i.e. number not registered dalam my phonebook - Hangins gilos! And also the fact dia cakap "Macam ni ka cara Miss World?". AIYOH! Seriously. When I won the title dah dekat nak setahun, dah nak selesai reign and kasik balik dah title tu pon, tak der dalam Agreement Letter or T&C as Miss World 2006, yang mek KENA melayan manusia yang biadaps missed call mek at 3 A.M. while I am sound asleep yer! Hanjs lah! Dah la! Sahur sudah. Mek nak 'try' tido balik! If cilaka tu missed call lagi lepas nih, mek tak kira! Mek nak call balik and cakaps "Tumpang tanya. Lubang kubor dah korek!? NAK MAMPOS!" Hiks! Nighty night night!!! :)

Di salah sebuah farmasi yang kurang fofuler (dan ya amats kecil size kedainya yer... hiks! Mek slalu ke Guardian or Watsons sajork, tapi since mek dah lalu depan farmasi itiew, mrasa sajork, kan? Hiks!) di bandaraya Alor Star, pada petang tadi yer..., berlakunya this insiden yang, hmmm... mek sendiri tatau la nak klasifikasikan sebagai apa - jahat ke, bodoh ke, lawak ke - mek dinch hui...

LKY: Abang..., Xenical ada dak? (Tudiah! Direct nih masuk² farmasi terus serang obat obatan diets! Hiks!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Emmm... (sedikit blur...)... hmmm... rrrmmm... (garu² kepala, sambil tgk² kat display cabinets kat dalam farmasinya itiew - bertambah sedikit lagi blurnya)... errrmmm... tak der kot dik...

Moootif 'KOT'!?!? Dan mek speku, farmasi dia ke masalahnye in the first place? Nampak gayanya abang tu macam 'ganti'kan tempat pekerja farmasi tu je? Dengan gaya slambe rock serta dok sebok baca paper time mek masuk, mek speku yang the actual person yang menjaga farmasi itiew adalah orang lain, dan dia nan ado dalam farmasi itiew yer at that time. Kot kuaq pi beli lauk pauk untuk berbuka posa ke ape ke, kan? So dia suruh lah abang yang blur tak tahu mende nih (tapi tahu pulak guna cash register machine itiew, kan? Hahaha...) gantikan tempat dia. Feeling² nan ado orang nak mai beli pa per la kot... so tak kisah lah suruh abang blur nih gantikan tempat dia while dia 'away', kan? BF kot? Ops! So, pa per jer la, anyways, berbalik to the story morry...

LKY: Tak der ek bang? Tak per la... (Sentap! Mek sendiri dok nengok kat kabinet tu, macam, tadak ja... hmmm upsets!!!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Erm, tak dak la dik. Erm... hat lain, adik nak pa pa ka?

LKY: Tu, Flavettes 250mg Vit. C satu botol...

Abang kat Farmasi: Ok... lagi?

LKY: Hat yang 2 sebelah tu pun sekali yer (sambil tunjuk² kat pack Redoxon Orange Effervescent 30 tablets X 2 packs and also 21st Century Vitamin C-500 pills - mujur mek nampak those things yang mek nak; so senang, mek point jer kat dia, dia amek. Kang mek bagi list jer kang, garu² kepala lagi kang, kan? Hehehe...)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ada pa pa lagi?

LKY: Duromine ader? (OPS!!! Tannak give up nih! Hahaha - maaana la tau, kot² la ade, kan... hehehe - Mati la Diet Pill Kuning Danok mek nak kena pesan kat BS, kan!? Hahaha!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ermmm yang untuk diet (disebutnya as "dai-yat" yer... mati la baku! Hahaha!) tu ka?

LKY: Ho ley... (I actually said that - "HO-LEY!!!" hahaha!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Ada, tapi itu kena ada surat preskripsi doktor skali. Ada ka?

LKY: Ermmm tak pa la... (Mati la terus sentap dan terus "tak pa la...", kan? Hahaha - mati la nan ado prescription doctor sebenarnya, kan!? Abang DBI!!! Tulunnn!!!)

Abang kat Farmasi: Itu ja ka?

LKY: Erm... sat - tu, yang hat tu sekali nah, abang...

Abang kat Farmasi: Mana?

LKY: TUUU!!! NH Detoxlim Plus Value Pack tu... (sambil tunjuk²kan the last item mek nak...)... Ha, itu je kot. Dah...

And then terus menuju ke kaunter cashiers katanya nak bayo. Ikut²nya, by right...

• Flavettes Vitamin C-250mg: MYR20.00
• Redoxon Orange Effervescent: MYR65.90
• 21st Century Vitamin C-500: MYR21.95
• NH Detoxlim Plus Value Pack: MYR119.40

• Total: MYR227.25

Kan? Tapi, alih²...

Abang kat Farmasi: Semuanya MYR147.65, adik bagi MYR145.00 dah la, abang kira diskaun... (sambil tersenyum tersengih macam bunga cengkih basi!)

Motif? Diskaun ley!? Diskaun haponyo sampai MYR70 lebih! To be exact, MYR82.25 discountnya, ish... kat mana dia silap kigha tatau!? Hmmm... Diskaunnn la sangatsss!!!

When it comes to these situations, selalunya la kan, mek akan dikatakan BENGAP ok! Kalau cashier salah cakap, pi habaq kat mek total of MYR100, walhal sebenarnye MYR110, mek getek pi habaq "Eh salah kira kot, it's actually MYR110.00, bukan MYR100..." sambil tersenyum lebaq... terus either mek dicaruts sapa² as being bengap, or just plain bodoh sebab orang cashier tu dah cakap harga rendah, mek pi habaq harga tinggi (yang actual tu) - walhal mek niat nak jadik pengguna/ pembeli yang BIJAK dan ADIL - kalau dah salah, kita betulkan, kan?

OR

Kalau cashier pi sebut salah, total of MYR125.00, dan ACTUAL pricenya MYR120.00, mek buto² bukannye check sangat pong kadang², terus bayau jer MYR125.00... ha... itu mak ngaku la cuai/ lalai dan tak betoi!

Tapi hat 1st tu - salah cakap harga; harga yang disebut rendah dari harga asal; patutkah mek diamkan sajork dan jadik jahat? Atau, perlukah mek bodohkan diri mek pi habaq benda yang betul semata² nak tunjuk kata mek nih baik dan pengguna/ pembeli yang bijak/ baik dan adil... hmmm...

LKY: MYR145.00 yer bang... ish, susah susah jer abang nih... mekaseh la yer...  (sambil tersenyum lebaq...)

Waktu tu mek dah tau pasaipa jadik harga cam tu, ala ala memang abang tu silap kira. Tapi mek diamkan dulu. Mek bayau cepats², dan mek catwalk berambus belah terus... siaul tau! Hahahaha!

Katanya suruh jadi pengguna/ pembeli yang BIJAK, kan? Ha, nih mek rasa, mek jadik bijak la nih, kan!? Diam jer lah - bukan salah mek! Mati la mek! Hahahaha! Yang jual tu yang KURENG bijak sebenarnye!!! Hahahah!

Kesilapannye ada dalam pic nih...


Detect dak lagi? Dak? Aiyoh - nevermind... meh mek habaq meh... Notice dak kat kotak Value Pack NH Detoxlim tu, ada tertera... SAVE RM39.80, kan? Dan tolisan keciknye tertera RM119.40 WM/ RM128.40. Kira pi kira mai (hampa buat la calculations hampa kalau tak percaya... hiks!) mek speku abang tu pi kira NH Detoxlim Plus mek for only MYR39.80, instead of MYR119.40... kan!?


And somemore, the valuepack is only valid up till 30 APRIL 2007 - motif dia masih menjual pada harga itiew? By right dia dah kena sell kat mek pada harga 4 kotak - MYR159.20 tau (Pills however expires on November 2009 yer, harap maklum! Hiks!).

So you see, dalam kes nih, mek tak leh disalahkan, kan? It's that blurry abang yang harus dipertanggungjawabkan, kan!? NH Detoxlim - I ols TAK BERSALAH! Besides, I ols antara pengguna/ pengamal setia NH Detoxlim Plus - jadik I ols tak leh dipersalahkan, kan!? Hiks!...

LKY: Konfirm lah abang kat Farmasi tu ingat... "Since tadik aku dok blur blur pasal dia punya pill diets, takpa, aku kasik diskaun siket dari MYR147.65 kepada MYR145.00... biaq dia happy siket... " - kan? Yer abang! Adek SANGAT happy! Tapi adek kesian kat abang la, confidensi abang kena bayo balik 'kerugian' hasil dari salah kire/ tengok price kat kotak itiew... "SELAMAT HARI RAYA YER ABANG!!! MAAF KALAU DUIT ABANG KURENG TAHUN NIH NOH!!!" Lariii!!! :) Owh and I noticed semua pills mek beli tadi tu semuanya dalam packaging ORANGE COLOR! Melerts, kan!? Hiks! And PS: "FOR NOW" there's no sambungan, no part 2 kepada kesah selepas berbuke puasa kat umah Ginger tu yer. Alasan, sebab tak der gambar dah! OPS!

Katanya hari nih mek adakan sessi berbuka puasa bersama akak Ginger yer dirumah kediaman rasminya di Gurun tuh... (ala ala skalikgus menyambut bersamanya hari ulangtahunnye yang ke TUUUUUTTTT!!!! Motif berTUUTTT segala bagai sedangkan terang²an mek kompang umur dia dah 25? OPS!)

Planningnye seawal last week lagi waktu dia datang berbuka puasa kat A/S; so mrasalah siang/ petang tadi dalam kul 3pm mek gi amek Mamizackzaly dan spousenya (spouse nih - kau ado nan ado? OPS!), C.A. (my faithful P.A. nih! Mek sker lah!) dan juga diri mek sendiri (motif nak amek diri sendiri!? Hahah!) dan terus shoot ke Gurun nih. Sampai² jer Gurun, terus lah ke kediaman rasmi yang baru siap diubahsuai bagai katanya (nak tgk? Nah! Click HERE, HERE, and HERE yer! TUDIAH! Mati la semuanya link yang SAMO! - dan mati lah "YANG BARU SIAP DIUBAHSUAI sedangkan dah ubahsuai 3 4 bulan lepas! HANJENGS!) Hehehe...

Setibanya rombongan Kak Zakiahanum Haram Zadahs (Mamizackzali) dan Kak Leha Tapai Basibusuk (Chef Adukaria - ops!) ke kediaman rasmi bekas ratu U-ni-vurse 2003 itiew, mek terus terjah yer kuar dari kete mek dan terus meluru ke pintu masuk umahnye yang vast terpelahang besaunye itiew; ala ala macam 'A ah, masuk lah; pintu dah terpelahang terlohong kangkang terbuka! Tak gherti²??? Masuk jer lah!!! Sia sia jer akak bukak pintu tu luas² ok kalau tetap nak berjemput kau!' gitu, kan... hiks.


Dan kelihatan Miss Ginger kita sebok yer kat dapur tgh MASAK! Mek sker! Hebats sekals Miss G kite yer!!! Pandai sunggoh dia masak! Menarik ya amats serta harum sekal bau bauan masakannye, sampai menggugat iman puasa mek! OPS! Terus mek meluru ke dapurnya dengan lajunya sekals...


"Haiii galll!!! Sker la u ols masak today!!!" mek girang² sekals sambil huggy huggy lite² Miss G kite itiew yang cantek sekals di dapur berSINGLET dan berseluar pendek biru yer. OPS!

"GAL! Chicken dish mek HANGIT!!!"

Hahahahah tudiehhhh!!! Nih baru sat sat nih jer mek berikan kata² puji²an, dah hangit jadiknye! Sumpah sialan mek bawak dari A/S menjadik ke kaedahnye? Ops! Muahahaha!!!...

"Camne leh hangit gal!!?" mek ala ala being CONCERNED la kan; korangs kenapa! It's bulan Ramadhan, wajar being concerned ok kepada mereka² dan perkara² yang perlu kita concernkan...

"Nih ha tadik mek sebok dok poting cili bagai sampai mek terleka lupa pasal dish mek yang atas dapur nih. Tetiber bau semacam jer; tu yang terus mek terpaksa buatkan dish nih BERKUAH yer. Kalau idak mrasalah tanpa kuah, pekat kering jer. Now dosi berkuah, suke tak?" hehehehehehe pandai sekals akak Ginger kite buat back-up plan noh!!!

"Mak ok jer la la la la la la... tak kisah pun sebenarnye. Janji masakkan khas utk mek tu tak hancur, sudah ler..." skadar being plastic dan pentingkan dish utama utk mek, iaitu masakan daging ape tah! OPS! Mati la tak sadar diuntung datang berbuka puasa umah orang siap orang masak tetap nak kurang ajar, kan? Muahahaha...

"And somemore jari jari mek pedih sundal! Sampai bengkak² nih ha... tgk lah..." sambungnye lagi si Ginger...

E EH!? Over tau! Orang tunjuk concern dan tarkir pasal kes dish ayam kau tu hangit, dah dah ler. Perlu la ko nak manja² lelebih tayang tangan jari jari kau yang membengkak pedih bagai gara² potong cili merah/ cili padi bagai tadi tu. Nak manja², ko tunggu si Nazznuar ko tu datang! Ops! Mati la abe beruang manja tu dijadikan tempat Ginger nak ngada² manja! Mati la mengadu sesama hadek² - pelessi la tu! OPS! Tapi yang pasal jari² dia tu, tsk tsk tsk - kesian, kan? Heheheh (haiii - nampak sangat tak penah masak masakkan pedas, lagi nak cindai kat orang, KAN!? OPS!)


So anyways, selepas mek sebok² lite² kejap² bergambar bagai kat dapur tu (ala, cukup syarat udah ler... kan?), mrasalah si C.A. (namanya nick pon, CHEF, kan?) pulak yang sebok membantu si Ginger tu kat dapur, sementara Mamizackzali pulak kadang² jer gi mencelah. Mek buat apa? Mek dah spousenya si Mamizackzali sebok kat ruang tamu yer, geledah majalah lah, tgk dvd lah (siap bawak dvd sendiri yer, ko mampu!? Hahaha!) dan terbongkang terlentang malas bagai... comfortable juger yer kediaman rasmi pondan tua nih. Sker lah cam nih.. tak penah nak rase nikmat comfortable cam ginik... (ceh! Macam la nih kali pertama mek merebahkan diri kat ruangtamu comfortable si Halia giling nih, kan?! Muahahaha... ala, amek hati jer u ols! Entry nih pasal dia mainly, harus la dia baca dan bukan skadar scanning yer, so mrasalah mek tulis yang elok² sajork. OPS!)


So lepas dah sebok² kat dapur bagai, dah siap siapkan sayur campur mixed with ikan masin, chicken dish berkuah last minute ala ala back up plan chicken dish hangit, dan juger masakan special utk mek, DAGING masak apa tah - Chinese herbs ape tah (mek sker!!!), then, dia (Ginger) gi memandian siap²an bagai, and lepas tu, kami berlima (mati la kete mek jadik SARDINE lagi yer! Muahaha) terus ke pekan Gurun yer menuju ke pasar Ramadhan yer. Meriah sekals! Chicken² ado, bapak² pakcik² ikan haruan ado, pengkid² ado - OPS! Sker lah! Macam macam kami membeli (mek lah! Pantang nampak, itu nak beli ini nak beli! HISH! Nafsu iblis sangats, kan!? Muahahah!); yer lah, mek speku speka pasal yang kontigen mek sajork, si C.A. tu sorang dah bagaikan 2 orang (AMPUNKAN I OLS C.A.!!!), si Mamizackzali pon dah bagaikan 2 orang dah perut yang asyik tersangkut kat meja dan stearing wheel kete mek tu - OPS!, dan si spousenya juger, dulu keding jer orangnya, now dah bagaikan Mamizackzali juger yer - (HEY! Apa ko jamu si lover kau tu Mamizackzali oiiii!!! Nasi ka apa!? Hehehe)... And then, (kirenye tolak Mek dan Ginger jer la yer sebab kami makan lite² gittu... skadar MRASA jer... ops!) campur pulak dengan si Nazznuar dengan lover-weekendingnye tu, ha, tak ke semuanya melebihi lima orang nak berbuka puasa kat umah Ginger karang? Tapi lauk pauknya yang dimasak, MEK TAKUTS! Ops! (Owh, mek lupa, selain dari the three dishes tu, Ginger also masak NASI BRIANI yer - ko mampu?! Mek ngaku mek tak mampu!!!). So mrasalah mek feels² belikan tambah²an bagi mencukupi permintaan - susah kang permintaan tinggi supplynya kureng, kans!?


Dan selepas itiew, habis dah memborong beli belah di pasar Ramadhan bagai, terus pulangan ke kediaman rasmi Ginger kat Taman tttuuuutt itiew, ops! Dan again, depa sebok² kat dapur siap²kan bagai, mek sebok membongkang kat living room dia. Tapi kejaps jer lah - sbb lepas tu mek sebok hidangkan makanan² lauk pauk kuih muih air airan bagai semua. Hidang kat mana? HEY! Ko kenapa? Takkan nak makan kat meja makan dia yang utk 3 orang sajork dan yang adok set pinggan mangkuk periuk belanga utk 6 orang sajork!? Ko gila!? Mrasalah mek hampar-hidangkan kat lantai beralaskan tikar 'Nih tikar mak I ols punye la u ols!' katanya Ginger. Muahahahah!


And lepas tu, puuuuuuuuuuuunya lah mek rasa lambat bebenor nak berbuka; lauk pauk kuih muih dah depan mata dah nih, tertelan jer air liur mek tau! Kesian kat mek... hehehehe... and then, kedengaran lite² azan Maghrib, menandakan masuknya waktu Maghrib dan waktu berbuka puasa di kawasan Gurun (Gurun jer yer! Heheh...) dan teruslah...

"CEPAT! Doa cepat nak berbuka nih!" katanya si C.A.

Pastu, kau suruh aku; aku suruh kau; hang suruh dia nih; dia nih suruh hang - last² lovernye si Mamizackzali itiew yang bacakan doa...

"Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..." dan terus dia minum! Yang kami yang lain² nih dok sebok angkat tangan tunggu doa makan dia nih, ado? Kezi tau dia terus minum katanya. Terus lah si C.A. yang jadik Ustaz bervulu carpets yer! Hiks! Dan minum² jer, tetiber, Mamizackzali buat cuak sebab dia baru dgr AZAN dari surau belakang umah si Ginger. C.A. confidensi kata dah berbuka sebab kaedahnye dia dah set time kat hp dia. Ginger pon mengesahkannye. Mek also mengsahihkan pembukaan puasa yang awal tadik tu. "Mrasalah orang² kat surau tu pun sebok nak berbuka puasa dulu then baru dia azan la, ko kenapa!?" carutnya mek kat si Mamizackzali yer. Muahahaha tul la kan? Hehehe...

So time makan, sebok semuanya mengketedaghah! Sedap juger yer masakan pondan tu, especially yang daging tu! Tapi mek sentap! Ginger masakkan daging tu khas utk mek! Tapi sebelum mek amik awal² lagi si Mamizackzali dosi makan, C.A. pon dosi, lover-weekending si Nazznuar pon sebok makan jugak - HEY! Tu daging mek! Sia sia jer Ginger pi amek daging hasil lembu yang dilenyek oleh trelar kat tepi jalan tu ok, lain orang yang dia masakkan, lain orang orang piuler yang makannye... sentaps! Tapi tak per, mek ado mek nye ulam ulaman bawang dan cili padi serta sos tiram dan jugak kerang masak pedas yang mek belikkan dari pasar Ramadhan tu - so mek dah sorrraiiit sajork. Heheheheh...

And lepas makan semua, ha, mula la semua nak jadi ULAR mengular bagai! Mana tak boncit besau badan perutnya semua!? Kan!? Tgk cam mek! Baring terus dalam bilik Ginger atas katil jer (JER tu yang tak tahan tu! MUAHAHAHAHA!) And selepas all makanan lauk pauk di simpan bagai, dan ruang makan dikemas and all, and selepas sekalian umat menunaikan solat kepadaNYA, kami semua berlima (minus si Nazznuar dan lover-weekendings nye jer la ek...) meneruskan agenda acara pada malam itiew... apa tatau?

"LETS!!! Gal, ko nak join kami berempat?"

"Gi mana tatau?"

"Gi Batu Feringghi!!! Tgk DVD!!! LETS!"

"Ahaaa... mek sker! LETS! Mek never lah go anywhere these days gal. Lets la..." sambil tepok² tangan tersengih buat style kanak² Ribinna Berry Girang Retardeds itiew... hiks!

Tapi kan, sebenarnye, mek kesian ok kat si pondan tua nih tetiber; yer lah, tak berjalan mana² sangat pons dia kat situ/ sini, dan kami² jer lah kawan² yang dia ado - hmmm... so mek pun tak kesah la kan bawak dia tompangkan sekali jalan² ke Penang/ Batu Feringghi dengan kete mek nih tanpa mintak tongtong duit minyak dan duit tol (mati la kat Tol, "Akak, nak gi Jambatan Pulau Pinang macam mana yer? Straight je? Hey, straight je ke KL la kak!" - yer, part nih akan mek kasik tau kemudians! Hehehe) Anyways, besides (HISH! Sat anyways, sat besides, mana satu tatau!), we ols berdua kan katanya "FRIENDS FOREVER!!!" kan? Mati la KEHIJAUAN tema persahabatan kami! Muahahahaha! (Which I believe, si Ginger dah curang dan belot dah, dinch bertemakan kehijauan dah gara² laZer treatment! SESUAI LAH dia dapat Miss LaZZZer Award kat Party Romzy itiew... OPS!)

***Entry bersambung lepas nih nah!!! Hiks!!! :) -> Nak tgk gambar lagi, mrasalah ke F O T O P A G E S mek yer...

They say life begins at certain age, like, 40, or 50, or even 60, right? But for this one particular friend of mine, life STOPS at 25 and every year afterwards will always be 25!!! So I guess for some yang really don't know how old is she, mrasalah pi tanya sendiri. If you're lucky, you'll get the real age - but if you're REALLY lucky... you'll get this one...

"KAU KENAPA!? I'm 25 yo! Perlu la u come to me on my birthday asking me about my age!? How dare u!" Kan? Hehahahehehahaheheheheheh mati la mek!!!

So, sapalah gerangan menusia yang baru turned 25 years old nih (AGAIN!?)? Ah yes, tidak lain tak bukan, ... Miss Ginger de la Loca!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOQS!!! My my! At the age of 25yo, damn! Makin cantek u ols! Maken melerts! Saling tak obah persis menusiak berumurs 21 + 4 + 10 - 5 = OPS!!! Lalalalala... haruskan mek lari now!?

Mek nak buat something serious; ala ala from the bottom of my heart entry sort of thingy but knowing dia tu bukannye baca sangat entry mek nih kan, skadar scanning jer, mrasalah mek simpan jer ayat2 mek tu dah lepaskan (or ludahkah? Ops! Mati la ludah bersireh! SR, ko hengat, ko jer ade dapat ludah berkahak dari mek? Ha, skarang, Ginger leh la jadik KB ko bebetul sebab dia pon ada hutang dengan mek - hutang lodah bersireh! HAHAHAHA mati la mak!) - eh, where was I? Ah yes, I'll save the dripping-with-emotions speech nanti waktu mek berbuka puasa dengan dia in Gurun on Saturday... hahaha...

Whatever it is gal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY nah!!! :)

LKY: Mati la mek sebenarnye dah buat entry wishing Miss G (dan seorang lagi fellow Myspace member yang sambut birthday sama tarikh dengan Miss G kita nih) a few days earlier kat my blog kat my Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/lealaurielle) - HOOKED! Kau hengat ko jer boleh bagi hadiah 2 3 weeks in advance? Mrasalah mek kasik Birthday Wishes Speech nih dalam Myspace nih 2 3 DAYS earlier dari birthdaynye... mampu nak lawan?! Hahahaha...

What is? Ha, nengok pic kat bawah iniey...

True ah? Thickness matters? And so it says that not only Thickness DOES matter, but is also to be said that it's stronger, and more durable, and above all, of greater value!!! Amendenye!? Hey! Jgn pikirans luch luch di bulan puasa iniey! Hehehe... I know I did initially when I saw the advert! Ops!!! LALALALA!!!

So amendenye nih? Well, I'll let u decide. We'll play "YOU GUESS, ME TELL U RIGHT OR WRONG..." nah? Hehehehe...

Next photo dalam entry kali iniey... tgk la sendiri; sunggoh mek tak kuasa nak melayan ok nama² drinks yang ado kat kedai makan nih... (Kedai makan mana tah mek pon tak hengat dah - was it the Aladin Chinese Muslim Restaurant kat KJ tu? 5thE? Volksie? Can you guys recall?)

Kan? Ko mampu menahan nengok nama² drinks yang available? Mek tak tahan sundiels. Nak tergelak pong ado, nak tergeli geli pong ado. Hurm... I wonder what will restaurants and cafes and all think of next, kan?

Would you believe it, if mek katakan, yang tempat nih kan, tak jauhhh dari 2 residensi utama/ official yer, yang penting dalam negeri iniey yer; mek tannak la sebut directly umah sapa yang 2 itiew, ala ala kediaman yang VAST dibina, diupgrade renovate bagaikan, tapi, just hundreds of metres away dari tapak kediaman kediaman itiew, nah - hamek! Canteks sekals! Takkan sebok belanja sana sini per-elokkan umah sana sini, mai tang bab bab kecantekkan ALAM sekitar, tak diendahkan?! SEDEH LAH!

LKY: Aiyoh! Mek takuts lah atas ulasan berapi berdasarkan pic ke-3 itiew; dimanakah? Well, Ginger, C.A. dan Mamizackzaly should know la kan... hiks! Yang penting, kepada mereka bertiga iniey juga yer, lets just hint hint sajork and jangan la kite sound direct; nanti mek takuts kite "Yes, the four of you - you may leave the STATE!!!" Tudiah! Mati la mek ternari² macam Hatta Dolmat kang dalam Project Runway Malaysia tadi tu kang! Hehehehehe...

Lainnn jer kan the sound to the title of this entry? "A Quickie . . ." katanya yer? NO! Its not what you think ok! It's just another way of me saying... "Mrasa - meh mek update siket² about this and that, here and there, copat² way!" Hiks! (Wonder will this be another one of those "Owh, I'll try and make this one a short one..." but in the end ended up jadi entry 3000 patah perkataan juger? LOL! We shall see yach!)

Now, let me see... first up... ah yes... Youtube... hiks!

Hari tu mek dah uploaded satu show video yang mek buat show/ performed kat birthday party si Romzy itiew, kan? Show: "Ain't It Funny - JLo". Ha now, mrasa, as promised hari tu, mek dosi uploaded mek nye second show video...

Click on the image to view the video

Mrasalah noh... "Dangerously In Love" by Beyonce katanya as my 2nd show during the party, before the erm, well, the erm, you know, like Paula Abdul pernah nyanyik once, "Rush... Rush..." incident  hiks! Don't you just love the red dress? Hehehe I know I DID! Hiks! (Thanks C.A., again, for the splendid bead and diamonte work...!)

Ok that's about my video(s) at Youtube. What's next? Ah yes, my FP - fotopages lah... hiks. I've also made an update kat my fotopages itiew dengan entry pasal a chocolate box worth USD30.00 - mrasa click on the image below to proceed to that particular entry ya... (YES I know it's fasting/ Ramadhan month but TAHAN la siket noh... hahahaha!)

Ok... Youtube dah, FP dah... erm, whatelse ek? Aha... yesza... mek nak update pasal my erm, hmmm... apa ek? Owh yes; pasal my DVD - Wishlist thingy...

Can you still recall My Wish Came True... Tudiah! entry? Aha... updates pasal kes itu pulak yer. Saparti yang telah dijanjikan dan diagreekan oleh mek dan xxx itiew, katanya, dia balik by September 1st. So mek girangs la kan nak dapat DVDs itiew. Tapi tgh dok girang² mek, ghupo²nya, mek sebok tak find out flight dia ape, ETA (Estimated Time of Arrival) in AOR kul brape, and most importantly, mek sebok bagik number phone mek kat dia, sedangkan mek tak sebok pulak pi tanya dia for dia nyer phone number; how!? So anyways, mek hanya leh assume meng-assume sajork la kan... Mek assumed dia balik departure dari UK nuh on the 1st of Septmeber, si busuk busuk dia sampai KUL/ AOR on 2nd. And then mek prolly would be able to meet her or 2nd or lewat²nyer 3rd. Akan tetapi, by 3rd tu pong mek beloms dapat pa per news dari xxx. Mula² mek nak risaukan pasal dia tipu mek, pon tak der point- why? Motif dia nak tipu mek sedangkan mek beloms bayaq pa per lagikpons for the dvds!? Lain la mek dah bayo, kan? Tapi mek tak assume yang dia nak menipu mek. Mek assumed... well... actually, to be honest, lewat sehari dua, mek leh la just buat tatau and still wait. Tapi, by the time dah masuk 3rd of September, and STILL no news, mek risau kot lain dah. Mek dok pikiaq bukan² dah. xxx nih jadik ke idak balik dari UK? Flight stranded memana ke? Whatever happened to xxx? Waktu nih, DVDs tu wasn't my main concern dah. Whatever happened to xxx tu lagi la mek risaukan banget! And JGN tanya mek brapa banyak e-mails mek sent to xxx sebab worried gilos. And yes, at that point, e-mail sajork sumber mek nak carik dan berkomunikasik dengan xxx. Akan tetapi, hari ke empat i.e. 4th September tiba, mek dapat sms dari someone, yang numbernye tak disave. Tuptaptuptap... xxx rupernye!!! Dia sampai as mek spekukan, 2nd, tapi she was tired after a long trip/ flight, and terus tidoq seharian on the 3rd + sebok melayan adek bradek datang menjenguk dia kat umah. On the 4th tu ler baru xxx ade time nak gi check e-mail dan contacted mek. Haiyoh, girangnye mek time tu tak terkata. Hehehehe. And lepas tu, sebok nak jumpe petang tu jugak sebab nakkan DVDs tu dah tergedik² sangat, and plus nak jumpa xxx, yang LANGSUNG mek tatau ruponyo cemano... hanya ado nomot tepon dia jer. Tu pun by the time sampai time nak jumpo, asik mek call, nan ado pick up. Haiyoh! Motif!? Pastu mek yang tatau ruponyo cemana, waktu tu, kat Alor Star Parade, kat Reject Shop lagi, asalkan nampak pompuan lalu jer, mek jerit... "XXX!?!?!?!" nih! Semua orang lalu mek target it was xxx. Last last sekali, baru jumpa... No wonder lah tak jawab phone - phone pi tinggai kat umah. Chit! Hehehehe. Managed to sembang² for like 20 minutes or so before xxx mintak diri nak balik. Whatever it is xxx, if you're reading this, again, macam dalam my sms to you hari tu, the dvds are all ok, all in good condi and all mek boleh play kat my laptop and my pc! TQ u ols!!! And you took the exact amount for the DVDs, dinch amek extra charges noh! Baek sunggoh! HEY! Bila nak berbuka posa sama²!?!?!?! :) Thanks again ya!!! :)

Ok - now, whats next? Hurmmm... ohhh... haaa... up next mek nak buat siket quickie update pasal 'The new member into BBD and BBM's family tree'... hiks! But on second thoughts, I shall reserve the story about the September 11th baby girl utk my next entry, nah? Kang kalau mek continue, kang dah tak jadik a QUICKIE entry dah kan? Hehehehe...

LKY: So much for a quickie... Words counted for this entry telah mencecah 1000++ words sudah! Dah jadik "NOT SO QUICKIE" entry after all daaa... hahahaha!

I've been tagged!!! again but I can't recall who, boleh!? And mati lah this tagged-entry thingy was saved 30 July this year. Hmmm well, that's not so tertonggak sangat right? Beside, IF the tagging tag tag still on, its for a very good cause katanya - for charity!!! Mrasalah... "Miss World - Charity - Miss World - Beauty with a purpose" KAN!? Hahahahahaha...

To that whoever yang mek tak ingat yang telah men-tagged-kan mek tu (serious mek tak ingat sape)... u ols memang bertuah! Kenape? Kalau tak kerana its meant for a good cause i.e charity tagging, memang mek will not even be bothered dah sebab the last few tagging entries mek dinch dapat sambutan menggalakkan (or was it because orang yang mek tag-kan tu semuanya jenis pemalas nak sambung taggerina entries mek? Ade la sorang dua tiga empat yang bebaik hati sambung buat balas taggerina entries mek tu, tapi yang lenglain? Either "KAMI DAH BUAT DAH LA! KO KENAPA!?" or "KAMI MALAS NAK BUAT LA! KO KENAPA!?"... ha... gittu... hehehe...)

The initial idea came from someone some blogger by the name of Idham who will actually donate MYR 127.00 to each completed tagged entries (again, was said as 'meme' - HEY! Was it I got tagged or been tagged and/ or just tagging along from Ghaaz??! Ghaaz, please justifikasikan... mek dapat entry tagged/ meme nih dari blog hang ka?).

Because mek ingat kalau on normal occasions, kite just calling malling Tag Tagged Tagging Taggerina entries jer - it was from Ghaaz la yang mek memula dapat tau bab "MEME" nih. Hiks! So anyways, tarkik. Tagged by sapa ka, lepas nih tagged kepada sapa ka, yang pentingnye, mek sangat berharap of this;


To Idham, untuk idea u ols inih, for every MYR 127.00 spent to each completed tagged/ meme entries, for realizing what you want and making it a reality, and also for trying to improve the lives/ world of/ for these children, making it a better one from them, I must say once and for all say this to you..., "ALHAMDULILLAH, SYUKUR, TAHNIAH, MAY GOD BLESS YOU, YOUR IDEAS AND KIND DEEDS". And hopefully there's more to come from you, for the sake of these children; Amin...

N O T E : Words/ sentences with highlighted colored fonts and in bold style are the original words/ sentences which needs to be completed/ answered.

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1. A person is only as good as what he or she wants and wishes to be.

2. Friendship is always my choice over lovers; as a great friend once said - "Lovers runaway, friends don't...".

3. To love is great, but to forgive is greater.

4. Money makes me go round around this round world spending it.

5. I miss those friends who are not 'here' with me anymore.

6. My way of saying I care is not only with words, but with a sincere heart and doing it full heartedly.

7. I try to spread love and happiness by blogging; and that of course includes writing great deal of entries concerning love and happiness which must all come from the heart.

8. Pick the flowers when it is of a great suitable conditions to be picked.

9. To love someone is to accept who and what he/ she truly is.

10. Beauty is just a subjective issue.

11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was stepping into the world of high schools!

12. When I was twenty one, I remember I was one of the promising contenders for local drag beauty pageants.

13. I am most happy when I get to make others happy.

14. Nothing makes me happier than be surrounded by food.

15. If I can change one thing I would choose to change the way normal communities think, see and react to the abnormal communities.

16. If smiles were to come sincerely from someone's heart then all we need is another sincere heart producing a smile in return.

17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could live in a perfect world; no hunger, no pain and no war.

18. If you want to be somebody then you have work your way to be that somebody; life's too short to just sit down and wait for things to happen.

19. Money is not everything but with it, you get to be somebody, go somewhere, do something and etc.

20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when ended my pageantry life/ world with a final/ last victory.

21. I smile when situations/ conditions requires me to do so.

22. When I am happy I tend to eat a lot.

23. If only I don't have to write this then I will not write it but since it's meant for a very good charitable cause, and since I believe of doing just about anything for the future of those children whom I see as the foundation of our every nation, then I guess here I am, at sentence number 23 already; passing the minimum requirement of completing 17 sentences only.

24. The best thing I did yesterday was to have successfully completed a box of Cadburry's "Melting Moments" chocolates; and without feeling guiltyof being fat! LOL!

25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title - "Stories of my life...; It's My Book, I write, You read".

26. One thing I must do before I die is to complete whats required of me to become a good and faithful Muslim; in which I hope will allow me to die peacefully and with a big smile on my face, leading to lights of heaven, InsyaAllah.

27. Doing this meme, I feel like a little of this, a bigger of that - it's everything; a mixture of good and bad of me, a combination of what I've obtained and what I want to achieve - It's a good Meme, and I thank the creater of it.

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I have to admit la kan, antara these 27 sentences yang mek dah completed nih (Alhamdulillah, it requires completion of a minimum of 17 sentences; but mek did all! YAYYY!), ada some of the sentences, mek sangatlah nak complete cara kurenggg ajaq cara biadaps cara sarcastic, the way GINGER would have completed it (mati la menuding jari kata style orang lain jugak yang jahat, kan!? Hahahaha!) - tapi kerana pikirkan every ayat, every 27 of the sentences ade hubungkait/ will eventually relates to these children, this poor helpless, anak anak yatims and all, buatkan mek, tak jadik lah nak balas or complete cara kwajaq!!! Hiks!

LKY: So is this time for mek to tag orang lain pulak? Better not la kot. Since entry tag kali nih mek rase sangat sacret and worth a lot to the originator and to these children yang he wished/ wanted to help, mek rase, better cam ni - sapa nak buat, provided having clear thoughts that its meant for charity and for these children, then, by all means, buat la... :) Don't let me make you or stop you from doing this meme/ tag-entry for charity purposes... :)

Pejam celik pejam celik, dahhh nak mula puasa dah... dahhh nak masuk bulan Ramadhan sudah... Amazing isn't it, how masa bergerak lalu sangat la pantas these days... :) It seems like only yesterday jer I menjalankan ibadat berpuasa and all in Kedah, sekembalinya mek menetap here di tanah kelahiran kiew. Ghupa²nya, tuptaptuptap, dah masuk tahun ketiga. Isk isk isk, sunggoh tak sedar menyedari sangat² nih... hehehehe...

Whatever it is, mek nak amek kesempatan iniey, to do this short 'wishing' entry buat semua readers (yes, including silensio readers yang mek speku makin banyak nih...), friends, and all, yang membaca blog mek nih...

Mek also nak amek kesempatan iniey utk sharekan this one rather interesting SMS yang mek terima kat hp mek tu from my friend... (Maaf kalau mek belom me-reply sms kau and also to other smses yang lain semua. Busy la u ols... hiks!)

"Tiap kali aku bukak msg, mesti dpt msg yang sama... 'Selamat Menyambut Ramadhan', again and again. So kalau aku msg macam tu lagi kang, mau muak nanti kau baca nanti, kan? So aku decide xnak wish dah ler pasal selamat selamat berpuasa and all nih kat kau, lebih² lagi sebab kau tah puasa ke idak, kan!? Kang period la, itu la ini la, kan?! Heheh. Jadi dengan itu aku hanya nak ucapkan kat kau Selamat Meneruskan Hari Esok... macam besa. Cuma jgn pi makan, minum, isap rokok, korek hidung, ngumpat, bersex, dan apa² yang sama angkatan dengannye di siang hari ok! Kalaw nak kentut pun sila tahan sampai malam lepas berbuka ok? Hehehe... Mulakan ibadah dengan ikhlas dan tabah menghadapinya, nah? Chow..."

LKY: Tudiah! Bukan main nih! SMS wishing Selamat dicampuradukkan dengan caruts sempena masuknye Ramadhan. Mek pengsan lah dapat sms cam nih! Hehehe

Got this rather interesting write up/ article from B A B E   P A R I S - thanks gal! Mek keje copy-paste jer. Not so sure about whether Babe Paris pong copy-pasted jugak as his entry kat Myspace Blogs tu (Motif "his", sedangkan awal² cakap "thanks GAL"??? Mati la "Miss Lady" kan Ginger? Hahahahaha!) but mek speku dia pon copy-pasted jugak. Hiks! Mati la chained blog entries...

Whatever la kan; janji an entry is still an entry... (Credits to the original writer of this rather facinating write-up) Although I must say, not everything yang dimuatkan dalam each month's deskripsiyon tu semuanye bebetul belaka. (Mana yang ade notasi berhighlighted in dark purple color font itiew, ha, itu komentasi mek... hiks!)

JANUARY = SLUT (TUDIAH! Mek simpati!!!)

Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/ girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Repost this in the next 5 minutes and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days (Sure, that could easily be arranged, EVEN within the next 12 seconds, since ko dah memang a SLUT, kan!? Hahaha siyaul!)

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FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE

Abstract thoughts. Outgoing. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Fun to be around with. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser. Temperamental. Honest. A very good girlfriend/ boyfriend and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Repost this in 5 minutes and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match (You don't have to repost this to get this type of feelings/ situation... kan?!)

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MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

In the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes (But what happens when we already have the closest bestest ever so greatest good friend?)

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APRIL = PIMP (Apparently our Babe Paris jatuh dalam bulan ni - tgk la kesialan mek commented dia nye entry about bulan dia nih - CLICK HERE hahahahah!)

April means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Everyone loves to be around you. You always attract attention. You are definitely the most sexiest and good looking of them all. You know where, when and how to get what you want. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days (Go go Babe Paris! You will get the chance to speak with Queen Elizabeth!!!)

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MAY = SEXY (AIYOH! BBD was born in May; sexy la sangat dia!? SEKSA ado la. Die la cucu² dok call "Bapakwan pewot bola!!!" Kan?! Hahahaha!)

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico Bubbly personality. Seductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super sexy. Extremely hot but has brains.

If you repost this in 5 minutes, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days (Like THAT could ever possibly happen - anyone jatuh tarikh lahirnye in May; try tgk! And let me know the results nah. Kalau menjadi, mek nak pi tukar tarik lahir! OPS!)

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JUNE = HOTTIE (Ahhhah! This is moi's month!!! 28 June, date of all dates since calender was invented... and when it was invented finally, I was known since then, as a HOTTIE! Ko ado!? Mati la... hahaha!)

Loves to takes things at the center If you repost this in 5 minutes, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days (HEY! It seems that mek tidak perlu lah nak tukar bulan/ tarikh lahir katanya kalau dah namanya the same thing will happen to me macam orang² dalam bulan May tu! GIRANGS! Now lets wait until 14 September now, shall we!? LOL!)

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JULY = PORNSTAR (TUDIAH! Hahaha mak tersembur air Nescafe mak nih ok! Sapa lahir bulan July tatau?!)

Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. no self control. Kind hearted. High level of self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "everything's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Repost in 5 minutes and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month (A pornstar; like, isn't his or her every encounter in bed/ during sex is by far his or her love of their lifetime dah!? OPS!)

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AUGUST = THUG

You a strait up "Gangster" Attractive personality. Very affectionate & secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot! Loves to get their way! Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will meet your new love in 8 days (AMAZING how this original writer can actually estimate dalam brapa hari, jam, minggu, saat, minutes and all utk jatuh cinta/ jumpa the love of our lives and all - dasat! MOHONG SANGAT!)

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SEPTEMBER = LOVER

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

If you do not repost this in the next 5 minutes, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days (Mek rase, that someone very close to you will become mad at you IF you tak decide to be lovers with him/ her within the next 8 days!)

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OCTOBER = PERFECT (MOHONG! Mana ada manusia purfectos in this world? Almost perfect mek percaya la...)

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Repost in 5 minutes & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month (Major event? THIS MONTH? Kalau dia cakap by end of the month, mek leh la ala ala speku Miss World 2007 for both, fomfuans asli and fomfuans jejadians... in December... hehehe. Tapi apa lagi major event this month!?)

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NOVEMBER =  GORGEOUS (HAHAHAHAHA mek pelekup mulut! Ada sorang tu, hadek² la, mek tau dia lahir dalam bulan November, tak gorgeous pong!? Serupo spastic berkening nipis yang senget sebelah dan catwalk bagaikan sotong naik darat, ado la... OPS LAGIK!)

Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Repost this in 5 minutes & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m. (AHAHAHAHAH! Whoever yang lahir bulan November yang feeling bebetul GORGEOUS itiew *yes, am referring to the same 'gorgeous' ladyboy with kening nipis senget sebelah yang catwalknya bagaikan sotong naik darat itiew yang so happens to have a blog also nih* - nonoq, try reposting this as an entry in your blog - TOMORROW jer la yer. Sebab now dosi AFTER 11:00 a.m. - you won't find true love. LOL! Lets try tgk esok, yes? Posting la by 00:01 a.m. karang nah? Aiyoh! Jahatnye akak!)

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DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED (Initially mek ingat FREAK nih ala ala in a bad way; ala ala "Abang, isap tetek I. Abang, next, jilat leher I! Abang! ISH! ABANG! Semuanya nak kena diajar nih! KENAPA!!?" gittu...  or somewhat like freak yang ala ala seorang yang 'menakutkan' in bed - ghupo², ado? Freak dalam tafsiran kali nih, a great lover in bed nih!!! AIYOH! MEK NAK MEK NAK!)

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to take things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making the sexy time.

Repost this in 5 minutes & you will find be the sexiest freak in bed, ever! (AHAHAH! Dah la a "Freak", jadi "Sexiest Freak" pulak dah tu... va va vaaahhh...!!!)

LKY: So, I ols dah buat analisa dah tentang diskripsi bulan kelahiran I ols. U ols U ols yang lain piuler, bagimanerkah!? (Sial sangat kan, bulan² hat lenglain mek buat biasa² jer, mai kat bulan kelahiran mek i.e. June, tudiah, siap buat in point form dan siap commentar setiap points lagi, kan!? HAHAHAHAHA)

Since my last entry yang pasal recipe teh segala macam tu on 31st August tu, I've had quite a week + weekend to end it all with. Permulaan September yang sangat mencabar, memenatkan and also menyedihkan; all in all, marked a rather rough beginning of September 2007...

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A tough beginning...

Early of the week, which marked the new month of September 2007, I was rather busy with work. Extremely busy as work really 'worked' me out. It was all because of last minute requests for this particular package for this particular couple, a rather importante couple to my agency as this couple + the family memang regulars to my agency, and the fact that they memang returning customers to my agency yang membuatkan semuanya a bit kucar kacir la kan. Requesting for a package which requires great deal of attention to their personal and every needs, plus the fact that the package requires traveling passengers to have Visas, made it all lebih teruks. I worked so hard for this one particular package, and I pushed my local (oversea) agents for quotes and pricings and all, and tuptaptuptap by Wednesday/ Thursday last week, after working like mad-dogs, semuanya canceled. No, bukan my customers rejected my quote; this time around, its the other way round - I was the one yang had to say no due to several reasons; penurunan harga yang bound to make my agency rugi from the trip, reducing the package price due to competition with another agency and penurunan itu sangat tidak masuk akal nak dibezakan dengan quotation competitor I... *sigh* Work can be so so sooo stressful kan?...  And to top things out, this is my very first time saying NO to this client. Selalunye diaorang yang disagree and said no ke ape ke, kan? But this time, due to time constraint, cost reducing hence minimizing the profit and all, and the fact that I really tak have strong confident yang I'll be doing well for this package as a whole, contributed to me saying NO and sorry, I cannot buat package ni...

My long winded sms to my client's PA, who so happens to be my friend...

"I'm really sorry to turn down the opportunity to work with you this time but after discussing about this package with BBD, I've come to decide that it is best that my agency tarik diri and allow the other agency utk 'masuk' and get the job. Bukan dengan niat nak make things bad, cuma nak mengelakkan dari things jadi worse. Excluding some of the confirmed items dalam itinerary nih especially the domestic flight tickets will eventually bring us to a result of changes in package pricing plus the air ticket ex KUL as well. On top of that, it is not advisable to proceed sebabkan time constraint and last minute changes may cause increase of cost and for the agreed low total package costing, refering to the deduction of the original price to a great-lower rate as off now, will basically bring not much of a profit to my agency; and eventually I will have to spend more than what I earn for this package. Dear, I am only here to provide the best service for you and my clients, your bosses - and with the reduction of the personalized and attentive services in this package, just to be of a slight difference than my competitor's quotation, then I'm sorry - I have no choice but to say NO and to decline from accepting the job. Reducing the pricing is one thing tapi for the services yang I offer, dengan the new pricing, susah la. Any inconveniences caused from all these are much regretted and pls be reminded that I did not do this on purpose. Things happen for a reason; and I'm sure by now you should realize what the reasons are. Quotation yang diberi agency satu lagi tu, dengan my quotation - in terms of itinerary maybe sama. But in terms of flight tickets ie. dengan which airline and flying dengan what classes (reminder again, I did offer First Class all the way at a better rate), and in terms of quality personalized services, my agency jauh ahead and with the initial pricing, everyone would agree yang I have offered the best. I know you understand the situation; tapi your bosses, my clients - diaorang yang macam tak mau nak paham, kan? Tak per. I harap u tak salahkan I and please know that I sedikit pun tak salahkan u dengan tindakan your bosses yang menurunkan package price mendadak sebegitu rupa. Tapi know this, I hope this doesn't affect our business relationship, plus it doesn't affect our friendship. Please convey my sincere and humble apologies to your bosses, and should they pick the other agency's quotation and decides to proceed with it, please wish them Bon Voyage and have a safe and pleasant trip. And to you dear - I may have disappoint you now (sebab you banyak proposed my agency to your bosses from day 1 and up till now u banyak back up my agency, without expecting anything in return), but I hope you sedar yang I prefer disappoint you now dari I slackkan the whole thing during the tour nanti... Wasalam..."

Long winded in deed, and bak kata Ginger, msg yang dripping with emotions yang tidak healthy for businesses - but what to do; that's how I express apa yang terbuku dalam hati I, kalau bukan utk my clients, at least, biar the PA cum my friend tu understand how I feel...

I thought after sending that sms would make me feel better - nope. Dinch. I felt the same; I felt teruk sangat sebab that was the first time I said NO to a regular returning client... *sigh*... work work work - why la have to be so down like this...

BBD and BBM was upset too about this - and they were lebih upset tgk mek yang jauh lebih upset sebab I've worked my butts out for this package tapi in the end, ado...

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A rather "So so lah..." condition during the rather long week...

With my busy sched at the office/ outside office, and with the beginning of September which marked the Ramadhan promotion month for both Umrah packages and flight tickets and all, I was also busy getting ready for the once-a-year event yang ala ala grand la kat A/S nih. Remember last year, a week before Puasa started, me went to this party at Romzy's wearing that pink kebaya top thingy and stuff, well, this year, would be my second year/ time attending Romzy's event yang dibuatnya annually. True, I tak drag and all since last January for the photoshoot with Tukang Taip. So I was pretty much excited and all about this, buat dress according to the theme/ color concept and all; had 2 dresses made at Ala Mode in Penang; one red empire cut dress for attending the ball/ red carpet, and the other one was made for my show which again, my 1st show of the year since I last performed, which was the night after I won my Miss World title - huiyoh, that was like 10 months ago... Tah la. I was excited and all geared up sebab feeling² nak cover balik penat lelah keje penat during the day (at at times, nights too...) and hoped it'll be a great weekendings katanya... tapi alih²... ado?

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A rough ending...

The party was on Friday; attended by ramai la jugak jemputan si Romzy tu. On my side, CA + date, Tokwanrock + date, Mamizackzaly + date, and the three lesbian- partners Abby, Ginger and Me, attended the party, along with Mak Hayam Nabilla and Papa, and a few other friends from A/S. The party was held kat this one new hotel in Jitra or something la kan. Friday afternoon tu around 3.30pm, G and Abby arrived in A/S and me and CA picked them up and kami gi pusing² beli barang last minute for the event; safety pins and all, Abby siap buat rambut segala and all la kan, then only kami checked in kat our usual spot- ASRC hotel itiew. Things went on smoothly; parcel dari Volks sampai just in time; and siap² bagai and all for near 3 1/2 hours - dresses all well presses; filled with diamontes and all, wigs ready, heels, semuanya - all excited nih. Not so sure about the rest but on my side, dengan my show I've been practicing for a day or two before (show lama, zaman² Bleu Bar club dulu lagi, dihidupkan semula katanya - mati la back from the dead! LOL!), dengan my 2 new dresses yang dibuat dari Ala Mode and di touch-upkan bagai oleh si CA (great job CA! Memang great job!!! Thank you!!!), mek was all geared up, walaupun hari Jumaat tu hujan yang sangat lebats yer dari afternoon sampai ke lewat petang (tu actually petanda dah tu tapi tak sedar akan petanda tu...)... still, mek was all excited nih nak gi to this party. Yerlah; apa la sangat yang happenningnye kat A/S nih. Sekali menjelma, make full use out of it la kan...

Arrived at the party at 8.45pm - red carpet event was from 7pm to 9pm, so we arrived just in time. Memang grand la for a birthday party. Best sangat siap ber-red carpet bagai nih so memang feeling lebih² la dengan the new red evening dress tu... And so lepas tu, mingled around here and there, said hie hey ho and stuffs, pastu dinner served, pastu, showtime. Mek dengan Ginger buat the 1st two numbers as opening show; mek went out firts dengan my Jlo- Ain't It Funny number as opening, followed by Ginger's show. Pastu diikuti dengan 6 7 8 shows dari adek² showgirls under Romzy and friends semua la. Compliments memang patut diberikan pada adek² pelapis nih. Vast.


The event was filled with red/ black/ white dressed guests; evening gowns in red/ black majority, and gentlemen in white/ black yang majority - semuanya happening, best gile - released siket tension dalam kepala hotak aku nih. Dengan adanya awards kepada guests, Best itu Best ini bagai (mek menang Best Sexy - mati la "Award dimenangi oleh MISS LADY" sial si Ginger ketawakan MC yang sebut "MISS LADY" katanya - dan dia ketawa dan lepas tu BARU tepok tangan!!! Bole? Sial la bapok tua tu!!! Hahahaha - and Abby won Best Smile kot, and then Ginger, highlight of the day/ week/ month/ year sangat! Dijemputnya Ginger naik ke pentas nak berikan award utk Best LaZer yer *mark the spelling! LOL!*, alih² pemenangnye jatuh ditimpa tangga kepada dirinya sendiri - cemana tu!? Sesuai la sangat! Hahahahaha...)... and then diselang- selikan dengan shows itu ini (which membuatkan mek upset siket sebab last minute diminta buat show kedua which was not upon my agreement nak perform malam tu - terpaksalah naik stage dengan my red dress yang I wore for the event tu, doing my second number *mujur lah dah ada standby back up lagu...* Beyonce's Dangerously In Love live from Grammy's version katanya *belom upload lagi, nanti dah upload, mek editkan entry nih)... and because of that nama mek jadik buah mulut semua. Yer lah, showgirl lain yang patut giat buat dua show, tapi alih2, mek yang naik stage buat 2 show. Sapa nak jawab?

Everything went on well, up till near 11.45pm, lagu semua distopkan; staff2 hotel sebok kuncikan pintu ballroom - lampu didimmedkan bagai - semua diam; MEK? Mek memBATU diri ok! Asiklah membisikkan kat Ginger yang sitting across the table "MEK WORRIED" katanya... Ginger pon jadik serious. Katanya ada rush... checking... Jabatan Agama... HAIYYYOH! Mek cuak sundel! Yer lah. Checking/ rush PERTAMA dalam sejarah hidup drag mek! And somemore di A/S! Mati la mek! Luckily Ginger ada utk relaxkan mek, walaupun dia pun a bit cuak, with Abby. The rest of my friends yang tak drag, gi as gayboys, senang la depa - nak cuak ape, kan... Nih kami nih. Aiyoh! Insaf japs for like 5 to 10 minutes di saat2 getir! Never ok mek kena dalam situasi cam nih. Harus lah mek CUAK! HELP!

Lepas tu, kunci pintu ballroom kiri kanan belakang bagai, tup tup - 12 anggota ahli Jabatan Agama Islam Kedah masuk kot pintu depan, tak ke macam kesial!? Sebok pintu2 lain, pintu depan, dok terpelahang terkangkang tak berkunci. Harus lah. Pastu, lampu ballroom dibuka bagai - mek dah siap pegang tangan Tokwanrock dan ready nak bawak kuar purse mek kuarkan IC. Mati la mek! Pastu those people sebok berdiskusi dengan organizer event, Romzy himself. Kesian gak dia kan. Niat nak berparty leklok, dah naya kesnye nih. Pastu after like 5 minutes of silensio dan tgk diaorang berdiskusi bagai, kompromi itu ini bagai, alih², Romzy himself buat annoucement and all, mintak bersurai. Ha? Bersurai? Meaning these ppl lepaskan kami freely?! Sesuatuhly enuff, but, TUNGGU BAPAK LAGIK! Ha, terus bergegas mek kuar. Abby dah awal2 meluru kuar; nampak Ginger. She gave me her hand... "Come gal... " Mek paut pada tangan dia - secure siket. As nak kuar, Romzy tak putus² said sorry to everyone, semua guests nye, and to me and G as well. Well, Romz, its not your fault la kan... siapa menduga siapa menjangka. Waktu kuar ballroom tu, pihak jabatan tu sebok dok record video using diaorang nye hp. Mek counted 3 orang dok try amik gambar or record video (mata mek cepat ok, meliar kiri kanan depan belakang bagai tgk semua) and sempat mek mengelak (Thank God for the wig!!!!!!!) sedangkan Ginger and Abby couldn't even be bothered dah pon - yang penting, kuar dengan selamat, dan cha alif bot - balik! (walhal mek rasa depa duaorang tak sedar pon yang ade camera hp sedang dok record/ snappy² nih...)

Waktu kat kereta, mek tak sure la about G and Abby, tapi mek MASIH trauma. Nak masuk kete jer...

"Excuse me akak... leh bergambar sekali?"

AIYOH! Dek non! Dalam keadaan cuak bagai nih ko sempat nak bergambar bagai!? Mek dah tak leh nak senyum dah waktu bergambar tu. Mati la muka cuak. Serious. Mek mengaku! Mek sangat takut dan cuak sangat waktu tu dealing with the first time running into this type of situation... but Alhamdulillah, masuk jer kete, bawak kete terus balik ke A/S and terus balik ke ASRC utk cuci² make up before kuar balik utk melantak makan...

During that late supper tu (dah near 1am dah), kami bertiga berbincang; sape yang pi report? And motif these ppl so kind enuff to let us all go for free, senang2 cam tu jer tak der nak amik nama ke ape ke kan, tgk ic ke ape ke and what not - kan? Sesuatuh sangat like mek said earlier but waktu tu, ala ala macam pikirnya kureng la, but MAKAN lebih la sebab memang tiga2 orang kami semua lapar sangat! Yer lah, waktu event tu, semua ala ala makan control2.

Dealing with malam tu, mek sangat trauma even sampai mek balik ke umah. G and Abby pun ala ala lepas supper and lepas mek hantar diaorang balik ke ASRC, terus called it a day katanya; dinch kuar as planned utk menghirup udara segarinas di stadiumrinas. Mek pon katanya terus balik ke umah mek, and was like, still upset and terkedu terkejut... Nak sangat ending vast - HAMEK!

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Additional emotional to the rough ending - *sob*

Pagi Sabtu tu itself, before mek bangun and gi jumpa Abby, G and CA kat ASRC waktu check out and gi lunchies, mek dapat berita terkejut from Rangnia...

"A**** meninggal dunia 5 minit lepas dengan barah dia tu..."

Innalillah... terus mek terbangun dari tidur mek selepas baca msg tu. A was a dear, very close friend (sangat close sampaikan to one point, MEMANG close - those yang rapat dengan both of us, tahu la historynya...) yang telah pergi buat selamanya setelah nearly a year and a half battling with his brain tumor, which makes me a bit upset sebab for the past 1 1/2 years tu jugak mek tak berkawan rapat dengan dia after one tiny misunderstanding... sebelum tu, nearly a year kami kawan rapat. And lepas insiden salah paham tu, terus terpisah - biarpun ada la bersms and what not semua, and dia ada mention dia kena admitted masuk spital sebab sakit kepala and suspected barah la this and that, my guess was it was just his way of getting my attention - sadcard... Tapi tak tahu rupa²... *sigh* Al Fatihah buat Arwah... Semoga Rohnya dicucuri RahmatNYA dan semoga dia ditempatkan dikalangan mereka yang beriman... ~ Al Fatihah...~

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That's like the simplest way I can describe about my last week and my just passed weending; tak perlu la I add on about Saturday and Sunday yang so dreadful that I ended up gaining another 3 kilos dalam 2 hari hasil MELANTAK MELANTAK MELANTAK! With chocolates, and nasi, itu ini, daging daging daging and all - haiyoh!!! And yes, that explains why I was so diam last week from TB (yer, during the week tu I was busy with work - weekend pulak I was busy comforting myself atas apa yang telah berlaku...)...

LKY: I felt really bad for everything that has happened; and I felt like this past week + weekend has got to be one of the worst week + weekend ever in 2007... Dear God, kuatkan la aku utk teruskan perjalanan hidup and for the rest of this year... The past week and the weeked was sure definite a slow, and upsetting one...