My many thanks to Abang Roland Hashim di http://rolandhashim.blogspot.com dan Arezeo dari http://arezeo.blogspot.com kerana sudi² sharing² pic² hasil snappy² camera diaorang di blog hem. Almaklum sajo lah. hasil snappy² dari kamera hem, sedey! Sikit sajork. So jadik, mrasalah hem add siket² dari pics² hasil Abang Im dan Arezeo itiew. Nak tgk lelebey, mrasalah ke blog diorangs itiew, nah? :D

So ok - berbalik pada story hangat lagi sensasi di abad ini, pasal Miss Malaysia Pageant 2006. Ini part 2, and hopefully, sampai sinik sajork lah kan. Tak kuasa dah mek nak buat sampai part 3 bagai. Last sekali mek tulis di part 1 was pasal subsidiary titles, kan? Yes, mrasalah mek buat rujukan bagai - dan yer, mek dah dapat info pasal subsidiary title dos...

Thanks Fiebs for the info dari blog kau! Hiks!

Ape kejadahnye Miss Congen, juries yang pilih? Mind you Sarah Menon, I have NOTHING against you but I certainly have something against you winning that title sebab dikatanya KAMI pihak JURIES yang memilih. WTF!? Miss Congeniality patutnye dibuat utk contestant, dipilih sesama contestant. Sapa yang tak tau pasal concept Miss Congen nih!? MAMA ROZA?! Pi tgk citer Miss Congeniality nah!? Anjeng sangat! Pastu, Miss Body Beautiful!?!?! Mek rase Dila yang incharge pilih pemenang - ADO!? Nan ado. Walaupun diberitahunya marks paling tinggi was for Sabah and Penang (either one, mek tak pasti). DAN YANG PENTING, itu Pakaian Tradisional. Mek tatau sapa incharge tapi kalau ikut²kan markah penuh dari my scoresheet, jatuh ditangan Miss... erm, mek tak ingat! Tapi its definitely NOT Miss Sarawak. Dan Best Evening Dress, PERLIS!? Again, mek have NOTHING against Hani Arisha Miss Perlis, but come on! You've got to be kidding me! THAT DRESS!? BEST DRESSED!? Kalau mek masuk bertanding, dengan evening dress waktu mek pakai di IQP 2006, dan mek kalah tertungging dengan dress SHOW cam tu, SERIOUSLY, mek BUNUH DIRI! Atas stage Miss Malaysia malam tu, tons of other beautiful evening dresses. MOTIF evening dress tu yang menang?! SAPA DOK SABO. RESULTS NIH!? Bau ikan hanyir makin KUAT kat lobang hidung aku tau time tu. CAM CIBAI!

OK - tak per. Tak per. Mek cam - nevermind. Depa hanjengkan subsidiary title. Kite tgk sejauh mana depa nak haramjadahkan kewujudan kami as jury² lain malam tu. Maybe it was too soon, I don't know. Tapi kalau u asked me, who would I picked for the 4 subsidiary titles... I'd go for this...

Hehehe boleh? So tarkir la kan. Lepas subsidiary titles, diaorang umumkan top 8. And in random order, top 8 was announced... (dan yer, mek pon announce pakai ikut dan jer nih yer... )

HELLO!? Mana Miss Kelantan!? Mana Miss Perak!? MOTIF MIss Sarawak dalam top 8!? Motiff Miss Perlis!? Yer - bare in mind. Mek have NOTHING against all contestants dalam this year's pageant, and since mek berkali² mek sebut Miss Perlis dan Sarawak, let me remind u ols, MEK KAWAN dengan diaorang k. Tapi, kawan or no kawan, when I see muka cantik, tapi POISE nan ado, GRACE nan ado, mek tetap takkan vote them masuk top 8 ke ape ke. Kalau ikutkan my total score, seingat mek, in ORDER of highest scored to the lowest among the 8, of my own choice, seingat mek, one of the jury, would be:

TU DIA seleksi mek! Nak mek debatkan kenapa mek pilih diaorang!? Boleh - tapi tak penting sebab yer lah, apa la sangat nak baca sebab² WHY mek pilih depa, sedangkan pada realitinya, MARKS mek malam tu as JURY pun ntah² tak di amek kira, KAN!? Pundek! Baik tak yah panggei aku jadik jury! HANJENG!

So ok - I know a lot of ppl upset with Miss Kelantan dinch make it into the top 8. Now, this para. is all about Miss Kelantan. I knew Miss Kelantan was anak ayam to one of my friends. But THAT didn't mean I have to close one eye dan senang² put extra marks for her to get into the top 8. Nope, like I said, friends or no friends, anak ayam kepada kawan or no anak ayam, marks mek akan kasik equally for those yang layak sajork. And technically, Miss Kelantan, walaupun dapat good marks dari mek, still, ade la some small minor flaws yang boleh dibaikpulihkan. Dan seingat² mek, 2 judges bisik kat mek - "MANA MISS KELANTAN?!?!" See! Bukan mek sorang jer yang pertikaikan about Miss Kelantan. Dan yang penting, ini berlaku, MULA berlaku, seawal time top 8. Ade lah sorang cilaka lahabau SIAL yang dok jeling² kat mek (as claimed by dia, dia jeling kat orang lain. Org lain ke tak org lain, who the FUCK are you to jeling² kat org!? KO INGAT KO CANTIK!? Hello!? Aku nak suruh ko CERMIN muka kau tu dulu pun aku risau CERMIN TU bukan retak bagai, tapi CERMIN TU LARI dari kau tau! Begau sepasal, ade hati nak BERANGAN! HELLO!?), Dia jeling² ala ala macam, written all over her forehead like, "PUNDEK LA KORANG JURIES. TAK TAU NAK PILIH KE TOP 8 MANA YANG LAYAK!?" haaa cam tu la. Muka dia filled with anger. Tapi time tu mek tak kuasa nak melayan. Mek melayan kerenah top 8 dan the whole pageant dulu, itu yang penting. Aku gi jadik judge, utk pilih the best malam tu to be the successor to the title, and to Ayang. SO, berbalik pasal Miss Kelantan. This motherfucker yang dok jeling² kat aku nih, die hard fan Miss Kelantan la kirenye. Owhhhh I see. No wonder muka cam pantat beruk jer aku nengok! Sebab Miss Kelantan didn't make it into top 8! Ko nak sangat, ko jadik la ketua jury, ko buat la contest sendiri! Ko ingat we juries² lain, SUKA semua pilihan ketua juri malam tu? Dan due to this case, sebelum mek lupa, to Miss Kelantan dan Fiebs nye geng² semeja malam tu, yang terasa mek carut korang dalam bilik 1120 malam tu, Sorry neh! Mek mintak maaf k kalau korang terasa. Mek tak carut semua yang pakai baju HITAM malam tu. Yang korang nak terasa apa kes? Jgn u ols terasa ok. Mak ayam u ols tu pun pakai hitam, awat dia tak terasa? SAH SAH dia salah kasik info kat korang! OPPS! Yang mek SENTAP tu, dia pakai dress HITAM, berangan rambut wig kejung lepas macam bulu puki tak basuh setahun, pastu make up lite2 feeling woman, dan NAIK STAGE kasik hadiah. Siapakah!? Sendiri mau ingat. Tapi yang lain², even Miss Kelantan, SILA jgn terasa kecik hati yer. Mek mengamuk dalam bilik 1120 malam tu sebab mek sentap ngan si DIA yang GILA ada HATI nak jeling2 kat aku! Kurang ajaq. Ko ingat kau sapa!?

So anyways, waktu top 8 *sat sat, tetiber mek berbara membara kembali. Mek gotta go and take a quick ciggie break. BRB...

Ok - so. Pasal top 8. NORMALLY juries kasik questions, or questions telah diprepared oleh organizer. Fine, kali nih, organizer pilih to siapkan the question. DAN, yang penting, kalau dah organizer yang siapkan questions, MOTIF SURUH JURIES PILIH CONTESTANT MANA TO JAWAB THAT Q DAN THE Q DIBACAKAN OLEH JURIES!? It was like, to org² yang tak tau pa per (sambil jeling balik kat pondan berangan cantik tu! MALAM TU kat meja juri mek MALAS nak jeling balik, sebab I was at meja juri. SEBAB TU AKU BALAS SENTAP MENGAMUK DALAM BILIK 1120!), yer, to those ppl yang tak tau pa per, it was like, seolah², KAMI JURIES yang BUAT soalan tu, dan kami pakai pilih jer contestant mana nak kami soal. Patutnye, organizer yang tersayang, KO BUAT la mangkuk diisi nama juries. Dan contestants PILIH la nama tu dan nama mana yang disebut, ha, juries pun, boleh la kemukakan soalan² kau tu. Ini tak!? KAMI yang kena baca soalan yang kami tak prepare, dan KAMI yang kena pilih kontestant!? Ape kejadahnya tu!? TAK PERNAH BUAT PAGEANT KE?! Katanya dah organized Miss Wilayah 3 tahun berturut²!

So anyways, mek dapat soalan cam, boleh tahan la susahnya. Mencabar minda also - dan mek terpaksa pilih contestant, dan since mek was the first jury to ask the q, mek cam cuak tatau pa per (mati la terkebil² terbeliak bijik mata aku), mek pilih Miss KL. Mujuq dia jawab pun ok, dan juries² lain pun angguk² sajork, cam, ok la tu, kan? And mek memang dgr semua jawapan walaupun nampak mek sebok dok bersms dengan sapa tatau (mati la WDA) dan persis tak beri tumpuan, at least TELINGA aku dgr. JGN jadi like SOME ppl di meja juri tu, TUNJUK as if dengar segala bagai jawapan diberi, TAPI TELINGA dah PALAM sebab dalam otak dah set sapa pemenang bagai, KAN!?

Dan yang paling sayang seribu kali sayang was Miss Terengganu. Sayang sangat² Cantik dah ado, poise dan charm dah ado, personality malu² Melayu dosi ado - tapi I guess she was nervous dan cuak sampai it menjejaskan Q/A session dia. First timer kot? Tapi sayang sangat. She was so, urgh! Purfect for the title also! Kan?

Dan lepas habis top 8 nye Q/A, sebok² ketua juri tu mintak results dari kami. Like, it counts ke masalahnye? Dan sebelum mek terlupa lagi, KETUA JURI malam tu BUKAN PUAN SRI berkebaya purple lace murah tu, with bad manicure and cheap looking accessories yer, mind you. KETUA JURI malam tu was that specky peng-ala² tu, yang TIMBALAN Ketua Puteri UMNO itiew lah. Semua cam salah info jer. Dan yer, Dila, Intan, Fiza, dan Nurlea Laurielle was just DUMMIES digunakan utk CUKUP SYARAT! Babi! SIAL sangat! Buat penat jer aku looking forward for the event, cam GAMPANG!

So lepas tu, diaorang announcekan top 5. Yang bodohnye sangat² time tu, KETUA JURI tu pi annouce ikut dari lowest marks sampai lah ke highest score. KIRENYE, dia ikut turutan lah kan? Mujur MEK dan FIZA sedar time tu - terus whisper² kat Dila, menyampai kat Puan Sri wannabe, dan tetiber baru cuak cakap kat Ketua Juri tu itu ini. LAIN KALI, kalau tatau, TANYA! Mangkok! Ko tu, tak sedar diri TAK CANTIK, sah sah tak der pengalaman in RATU CANTIK, kalau tak tau, JGN KEKWAT DAN TAK TANYA me, or at least Fiza yang dosi menang Miss Malaysia Petite 1998 itiew how to announce top 5 finalist, BUKAN TOP 5 winner. My ass lah pi sebut, pemenang tempat ke lima, pemenang tempat ke empat, pemenang tempat ketiga - Dan lepas tu baru gherti nak sebut "2 lagi peserta yang akan dapat into top 5". MUJUR kami tegur, kalu idak, DAH SAH SAH result malam tu dah disebut. KORANG TAK PRASAN!? Top 8 nye results with 5 highest points dah disebut one by one ikut urutan. So mek dah MEMANG MALAS dah time tu. Cam, what the fuck are these ppl trying to prove?

Sapa made it into the top 5?

HELLO!? MANAKAH Miss Pahang walaupun just nice tak secantik mana, but answer top 8 MELETOP!? Manakah Miss Selangor with her witty and funny answer!?!?!?!? MANAKAH!? AIYOH! APAKAH semua nih!? Cam sial!

Masuk jer top 5 round, LAGI CAM LAHANAT! Firashat sangat perangai organizer - tanya soalan top 5 to all contestants, pakai ikut suka dia jer nak tanya mana satu soalan to mana mana contestant (patutnye, again, buat la sampul surat, which mengandungi soalan final 5, dan biar contestant pilih, kan!?). Dah habis tanya soalan bagai, "YER, keputusan sedang dibuat oleh para juri² profesional" CAM HARAM JADAH! Mana scoresheets nye utk tabulate the final 5 results!? HELLO!? Kami tak tau pa per pun, tak tau pun yang kami kena give marks - alih² kami kena pilih!? Dan time tu, selepas mendengar jawapan of the night, YANG PALING MELETOP dan maha VAST oleh Sarah Menon Miss KL, yer, read this...


YER Kami pilih KL as pemenang malam tu, the rest, pepandai la Puan Sri dan Ketua Juri yang adil lagi saksama pilih. Sebab kata majority juries, KL patut menang with that BRILLIANT ANSWER OF THE CENTURY! Meletoppp sangat jawapan dia. Tapi, tah lah - mek rase, Ketua Juri yang cerdik tu, ingat, kami berempat tulis KL as pemenang tempat ke-5 kot?

Yes - the results for that night adalah seperti berikut:

Time tu, Fiza dah ajak mek, "Nyeh, jom bangun. Mak malu duduk sini di meja juri la nyah. Macam sial jer!" Ha, ko nak cakap apa dah time tu!? AKU DAH TARIK MUKA, ketuk meja, dan bangun. Dan dikenakan pulak time tu aku tgh bengang dengan pundek pukilahanat cibai mana tatau dok jeling² kat aku. Kalau cantik dari aku sepasal. Ini, trompah kayu aku guna kat jamban umah kampung arwah nenek aku dulu tu pun elok lagi dari muka dia yang macam limau perut tu, LAGI la mek upset, kan? Like, u ols, mek MALU la bergelar JURY sundel! Juries² lain, tak per lah - tak der sangkut paut dengan dunia pepondan sngt. Habis, MEK NIH!? Kena 'libas' secara direct sundel! Mek malu! Dan mek upset! DAN MEK TAKUT KENA PUKUL oleh puak² penentang ok! HAHAH MATI LA MEK lari dan selamatkan rambut menggunung mek tu dulu! HAHAHAH!

Tapi sebok² nak lari, si DILA tarik tangan mek! Dia suruh ikut dia dan Intan, CARI MANA SATU MAMA ROZZA. MOTIF!? Motif jadi juri tapi tatau sapa Mama Roza? Mek pelik sangat. Owh - maybe dia tatau sebab yang called them up utk jadi Juri tu, was Rohaizad, a.k.a. Mama Rozza. Dilla memang tak puas hati, terang² dia cakap dia MALU dan jatuh standard dia jadi juri dan results cam gampang. Habis, dia ingat dia sorang!? MEK NIH!? Waktu kami serang Mama Roza, TAU MAMA ROZA cakap apa? "We'll double check the results" MOTIF!?!?!?!?! Motif ko nak double tripple check sedangkan SAH SAH MEMANG TUNGGANG LANGGANG TUNGGING TEBALIK DAH results malam tu!? Mcm SIAL! Dan time tu, mek dah memang MALAS dan UPSET gila time tu. Semua contestants mek jumpa (except for the winner though, walaupun kawan dan pada waktu tu, mek ingat dia mangsa keadaan) still, mek rase dinch mau jumpa dia. Tatau pasai pa, mek rase dia tak so innocent after all. Tah la. Mek speku jer. Tapi lepas² tu mek dengar kesah Puan Sri Wannabe tu sebenarnye MAK dia, TERUS MEK ANGIN LAGIK!

Moral of the story - Miss Malaysia 2006 SUCKS! SUCKS BIG TIME! Mek MALU, bukan skadar jadik jury, bahkan, mek sentap sebab mek as Miss Malaysia 2004, boleh dikatanya the 1st PLU winner for Miss Malaysia, mek MALYU ok tgk contest cam cilahanats inih! Jatuh nye standard!!! Ayang yang patut crownkan the new winner, REFUSED to naik stage dan crown katanya!? MATI LAH itu ala ala statement Sally Sakura kalau mek menang Miss Universe 2003, dia as Miss Universe 2002 DINCH MAU CROWNKAN MEK! Ha, sama lah kes. Tapi mek kalau menang pun that year, bukannye politik, hanjeng! Itu sebab si Sally Sakura Sayur Sayuran Dan Soya Milik tu dinch suka mek personally sajork. Tapi AYANG!? Ayang takmo naik crownkan pemenang bukan sebab personal, tapi sebab dia tak mo crownkan pemenang yang dinch layak ok! Sangat² memalukan lagi, apabila CROWN yang telah disarungkan oleh, who, Latisha? dikepala Miss Sarawak tu, telah dicekup dan dirampas oleh salah sorang audience ok! GILA kan!? Sampai macam tu sekali ok org tak puas hati. Nonoqs, kalau org puas hati, or at least macam, results tak seobvious hazab lagu tu, org takkan buat gila sampai cam tu ok! Ini results malam tu was BEYOND logical thinking taw! Cam, HARAM JADAH! Mek kesian kat top 5 lain, dan contestants² lain...

Kekecohan yang melanda, tak habis di ballroom dan di changing room sajork. Naik ke bilik, sebelum sokseksoksek pasal pageant malam tu, MEK DAH nearly nak SERANG dah pondan firashat mata puaka dok jeling aku tu, kat dalam bilik 1120 tu. MUJUR its Lea 2006. Kalau Lea sebelum² nih, dah MATI dah kena ganyang pondan lahanat tu, macam aku tampo si Siti Nurhaha depan BB dulu tu! MATI LA KAU pondan hazab! Sebelum nak jeling org, ko SEDAR tak diri kau tu sapa!? NOTHING! U're NOTHING!

So ok - enuff pasal pondan cilakak tu. This entry bukannye pasal dia pun! So berbalik pasal kes sokseksoksek Miss Malaysia 2006 tu. Ini la dia yang mek dgr², mek speku dan mek question kan. Ade sapo nak tolong jawabkan!?!?!?

Silap banyak lah dia pilih BLOGGER jadi juri! NAH, hamek! Kalau aku start buat petition sign-up utk boikot dan sama² mintak strip-away title Miss Malaysia newly crowned to Miss Sarawak tu, haiyoh - habis lah kau Mama Roza! EEEEEEEEE! SENTAP dan GERAM SANGAT! Kak Sharmuar, TOLONG lah handle Miss Malaysia 2007 dan seterus²nya yer! TOLONG LAH! Kak Sharm ado repo. of doing pageants so adil so no kontroversi ok! Mrasalah Kak Sharm! Mek sanggup ok pi bayaq VIP seat utk contest Kak Sharm tau!!!

Itu lah dia - sedikit sebanyak kesah behind Miss Malaysia Pageant 2006. Pa per lebihan carutans yang ado, tgk la cemana. Mek add nenanti ke. But so far, for now, ini jer dulu.

Dui!

PS: Maybe mek akan buat entry satu lagi, carutans somemore, kalau ado la kan - with some pics of that night's event, nah?

My owh my... disastrous pageant of the century? Wouldn't that be a bit too much for me to say? Well, believe me nonoqs,... it deserves MORE than that. Trust me! Tu pun, kire baik hati la jugak mek cakap "Disastrous pageant of the century", somewhat like a title la jugak kirenye. Buat nye kalau aku carut separuh nyawa, how!?

Owh well - lets not start caruting dalam the first few paragraphs, just YET - there's more to come lepas nih. Right, before we move on pasal citer Miss Malaysia Pageant 2006, biar mek citer on my part dulu - mek sangat menantikan hari Miss Malaysia tiba sundel! Apart from me dijemput jadi one of the juries utk the contest yang mek dah pernah menang the title, I was like - haiyoh, seronok lah! Looked forward for this event like since the day mek dapat tau pageant nih akan berlangsung. Apatah lagik, like, in 2004, mek dah menang. Then, 2005, mek crownkan Ayang, who was my runner-up in 2004. And then, 2 years later, 2006? Ayang crownkan sapa tatau? It was like, "A Moment Like This" la kirenye. All the waiting, dieting (opps) and what not - girangnye!

It was on Friday baru lepas nih, September 8th, 2006. Arrived from AOR pagi tu by flight. Volks picked me up kat LCCT (May Hani Mohsin rest in peace - Al-Fatihah. E eh? Motif?) Anyways, lepas dah settled some family matters and what not, did some last minute shopping, manicure and what not - terus gi siap² for the event. As usual, for pageants, events, I prefer not to do my own make up, unless for shows ke ape ke kan? Nak jugak arrive in style, ek? Kekekeke. Anyways, I arrived, LATE katanya - hehehe. Ini disebabkan kesesakkan lalulintas yang maha dasyat yer! Sangat² (mati la M.A katanya yer? Hahaha!). Mujur Volks managed to curik jalan sana curik jalan sinik, masuk jalan sana masuk jalan sinik katanya yer? Kekekeke. And where were we from? Owh yes - dari kediaman rasmi Kak Lara Glitters.Com. Yes, she was the one yang siapkan mek head to toe (mati la bersiap mengalahkan contestants bagai, kan? HAHAHAH) Dubdabdubdab jantung mek waktu dalam perjalanan sebelum tiba ke hotel katanya. Organizer, mind you - Mama Roza, said it was supposed to start by 8.30pm, SHARP yer. Tapi, ado? Nan ado katanya - by the time mek nih yang sampai by 8.30pm pon, juries pun BELUM di beri briefing yer... Friends like NoryAdy, X10 and wife, my cousin and her bf and few of her other friends (yang occupied 9 out of 10 seats in 1 table) pun dosi kesampaian. Hehehe...

So by the time mek sampai, mek bergegas pi dulu ke changing room contestants. Meriah! (One thing good this time, katanya changing room, besau la jugak. They managed to get the conference room yang hujung tu, yang besau tu. Normally, kalau ade pageants kat that hotel, selalu la dapat bilik changing room yang kecik sikit tu. But this time, ok la - luas. Comfy enuff for the contestants dan make up artists memasing). Jumpa la jugak kawan² lama, mak² hayams, and all. Girang! I on the other hand, was a bit nervous la jugak, dengan penampilan diri dan kerana terlewat, kan? Hiks! So lepas settled some hals dalam contestants changing room, mek pun menuju la ke ballroom. (KATANYA ade lounge for juries to have their dinner first before diarak masuk ke hall - ado? NAN ADO pon? Juries semua had to makan dulu kat dalam ballroom, then KELUAR balik, tunggu kat main entrance ballroom. MOTIF!?!?!?! Propah ley?) Tarkir lah. Bukannye mek makan pon! (mati la lepas tu mek lapaq, kan?) Hahah - while sitting kat meja VIP tu, belakang meja mek tu, was meja Ginger and Miss Brunei IQP, and IQP2006 winner herself, and some other friends. Ballroom was meriah also; not speaking in terms of deco lah. Was talking about keramaian menusia... hiks!

So lepas makan² bagai, yes, kami dijemput KELUAR dari Ballroom dan bertenggek tunggu kat luar ballroom, sebelum kami dijemput kembali  masuk ke Ballroom, one by one katanya. Tah pa per jer! Tak kisah also la kan...

Siapa lagi jadi juries tatau? 1st, mek - ex Miss Malaysia 2004, then there's Fiza, ex Miss Malaysia Patite 1998; then Dila, Malaysia's Most Beautiful 2005 (or is it 2004? 2005 rasenye - or 2006? Mati la mek tatau!), then ado Intan sape ek? Yang one of the top models in Malaysia tu - then ade this Puan Sri sape tah (Hurmmmm - should I caruts now? Or should mek save it for later²? Save it la kan? Hehehe) - and then ade sapa tah, pompuan sapa tah, katanya Penolong Ketua Puteri UMNO Selangor? (Or is it KL? Mati la tatau also!). So tak per lah - sebelum masuk hall again tu, kaedahnye, BARU ade briefing kat depan pintu hall tu. Briefing oleh ketua jury (MIND YOU - KETUA JURY bukan mek yer, like some dosi speku yer. Ketua juri was that tu lah, si Penolong Ketua Puteri UMNO itiew - yang like, NAN ADO PA PE EXPERIENCE dalam jadik jury let alone about PAGEANTS!) Asik lah blur, itu tak sure ini tak sure - habis ko jadik ketua jury, motif ko pun tak sure? Owhhh right - Organizer briefed kau ala kadar ek? (mati la tone mencaruts dah mula nak menjadik!). Anyways, dah la briefed lain dari ape organizer briefed mek dalam phone siang tadi tu, dah tu - KERTAS pemarkahan, BOLE? Pen/hand written, garis pun tak betul straightnye. HELLO!? Apakah ini!? Main pageant olok² ke?!!?!?!? Tak kisah la jugak kot - sebab, yer lah, yang pentingnye, markah, KAN? (Dan yer, tak penting jugak la kot, about how organizer cakap pelakon Farid Kamil akan jadik juri also? ADO? NAN ADO - TAK KISAH also...!)

So ok - event bermula, makan dah terhidang bagai - organizer himself (ke, herself? Matila PAPA Rozza instead of MAMA Rozza ek?) yang jadik MC. Katanya dalam phone, akan dibantu oleh someone. Mana tatau that someone? That someone tu, dalam invisible mode, kah? So tak kisah lah kan (tak kisah jugakkk katanya...). By 8.45pm or was it nearly 9pm, event bermula by calling in juries masuk kembali ke ballroom, one by one. KATANYA RED CARPET entry catwalk bagai - apa yang redcarpetnye tatau??? Owh yeah - mek lupa. THE CARPET dalam ballroom tu dah SEMEMANGNYE RED, KAN!?!?!?

Jadi mek pong mengambil seat mek, diikuti oleh si Fiza next to me, then Dila, then Intan, paihtu Yang Amat Berbahagia Puan Sri apa nama tah... then the apa nama tah Penolong Ketua Puteri Umno itiew, as HEAD JURY! (Owh, konfermasi oleh Volksie, it was TIMBALAN Ketua Puteri UMNO... hiks! Timbalan, Penolong - sama jer, kan? Hiks!). So lepas mengambil seat memasing, semuanya dah ready, and so - bermulalah pencarian that one lucky person yang akan bear the crown, title, and honor of becoming the 3rd Miss Malaysia PLU (persis laungan MC cum Organizer dalam that tone yang kejist dengan mic/ sound system yang HAZABIATUL!)

1st round was, the State Traditional Wear round. Total of 16 contestants berentap for this year's place of becoming Miss Malaysia 2006. Diaorang keluaq ikut susunan apa, mek tatau. Tapi kaedahnye, diaorang keluaq sebegini...

1. Miss Perlis
2. Miss Kedah
3. Miss Perak
4. Miss Penang
5. Miss Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur
6. Miss Selangor
7. Miss Negeri Sembilan
8. Miss Melaka
9. Miss Johor
10. Miss Wilayah Perseketuan Putrajaya
11. Miss Pahang
12. Miss Terengganu
13. Miss Kelantan
14. Miss Wilayah Persekutuan Labuan
15. Miss Sarawak
16. Miss Sabah

Waktu nih - diaorang akan keluar dan memberi sedikit introduction la kirenye. Dan waktu nih la jugak, juries dah sebok pening kepala... "NAK KENA JUDGE APA NIH!?" Boleh? Time tu? It was like... haiyoh! Rugi la rugi mek tak amek balik marking sheet mek tu! Leh scan jer! Nih nak explain balik, susah. Ok. Sat - how ek nak make this easier? Susahnye lahai nak menaip. Isk!

Ok - juries telah diberi 2 pieces of paper katanya. 1st was a marking sheet utk determined subsidiary titles dan what not la kirenye. 2nd piece of paper was actually score sheets yang menurut si Fiza tu, for top 8 NANTI bila masuk part Q/A. Tapi setahu mek, belek dok pi mai pi mai kat 2nd paper tu, it looked like its actually meant for utk determined who will be in the top 8. Kirenye, 1st scoresheet utk determined the subsidiary title winners, 2nd scoresheet utk determined the top 8, KAN? Tapi again, since mek tak dibriefed pa per pon, mek bedal jer la. And I was told to pilih siapa patut menang BEST HAIR-DO katanya (Awat!? Sebab mek punye hair-do over malam tu, so mek kena pilih best hair do ley? Hehehe! Tapi the point is, motif pakai pilih² cam tu jer? Ketua Jury cakap, Lea - u amek nih. Fiza, u amek award nih. Dila this, Intan that... KAN? Tapi alih², subsidiary titles, ado 4 sajork, HOW? Opps! Too soon to masuk to that part just yet! MOVE ON!...)

SO waktu intro round, and state traditional wear round tu, mek, personally, had my 'eyes on fav' to win the pageant already. Tapi kalau yang mek berkenan time round 1st tu, mau tau siapa? Mrasa...

• Miss Penang - not because dia represented the state yang mek represented 2 years ago nah! Hehehe - tapi she was an absolute stunner, minus the fact dia asik lah nak buat muka masam/ kekwat. Awat tatau? Kalau senyum lebey sket kan segak, tak gittu Ratna? Hiks!
• Miss KL - her state costume was to-die-for tau!!! Makan hati tgk head-gear dia liplapliplap dengan diamonds and what not! And the sari tu, aiyoiii!!! MAKAN HATI lah kau Sara!!!
• Miss Kelantan - talking about TAK CANTIK SANGAT tapi SWEET giler! Suara pun dinch la pech. lobs, kan? Sker lah - very, ala-kadar-ly NICE lah Cik Wani!!!
• Miss Terengganu - now she reminded me so much of Wan Khatijah, ex Dewi Remaja itiew... (Ok, mek dinch hui dia sapa, tapi mek tau nama stage dia tu Sharifah, kan?)
  
• Miss Sabah - tak perlu disangkalkan lagi. SANGAT cantik la itiew Adik!

Dan waktu tu mek sebok kasik markah semua column dan ruangan yang ado secepat mungkin - mek nengok si Fiza next to me tu kasik markah column yang dia akan pilih pemenangnye sajork. Motif? Mek tanya la dia - motif kasik column tu jer? Dia cakap, ketua juri cakap tak perlu isi semua ruangan. Isi part yang kite akan kasik pemenang sajork. HABIS tu, kalau tak isi semua, lagu mana nak tahu sapa pemenangnye!? Aiyoh! Depa dah mula confused! MEK SENTAP! Tapi TAK PER, biarkan dulu... I'm sure ade some logical explaination to this matter katanya erk... kekeke...

So dalam 1st round, bagi mek - mek nilai penampilan mereke bersesuaian dak dengan negeri yang diaorang represent tu, then accessories, head gear bagai, dan everything pasai penampilan depa utk negeri mereka. Then, baru mek judgekan catwalk memasing. Ado catwalk macam masuk Supermodel lah, ade catwalk pinggang patah lah, ade catwalk yang ala² Itikwalk pon, ado jugak - haii laa. Macam²! Tapi, yang penting waktu introductions diaorang, mek nengok confidensi level memasing, pertuturan, dan content introductions diaorang itiew. Merapek² kah, too serious ke ape ke - semua mek amek kire. Tapi yang paling penting, mek nak tgk sapa yang relaxed, comfy atas stage dan just be herself, kan? Tak perlu lah itiew grandmother story intro lines tapi asik lah tersangkut², kan? Hiks! But overall, semua introductions melerts. Tapi mek rasa, awat semua dok guna "Cintailah Malaysia, Cintailah Saya" - Organizer, itu ayat, WAJIB ado ke? Kalau wajib, awat tadak briefing pasal tu? Yer la - kot² la sapa² lupa includekan that ayat, kena potong markah ke ape ke, KAN!?

Habis 1st round, time depa pi salin utk round kedua, mrasalah mek sebok² touch up dan isap rokok dalam toilet (sebab malas nak tgk show sama katanya... hiks!), sempat lah mek borak² dengan Intan and Dila. YES - diaorang pun CONFUSED katanya dengan judging scheme. Cam ne tu!?!?!? Mek dah macam,... OK! So long as they (organizing committee) tak buat cilahanats, then I guess am ok with juries semua jadik blur, kan? Tak kisah la. Kami pun maybe sebab datang lambat ke ape ke - so briefing tak dibuat, tak leh salahkan satu pihak jer, ye ke dok? Kekeke...

So afterwards, mulalah round 2. Berkemban round (traditional swimwear round katanya...). Waktu berkemban nih, setahu mek, time nih ler nak nilai Miss Body Beautiful, Miss Best Legs (ade ke? Ade kan?), Best Berkemban Wear and what not, kan? Tapi juries masih blur, dan mek tak salahkan juries sebab we were ALL not briefed properly. YES, we were briefed by ketua jury yang nan ado pa per pengalaman pasai beauty pageants kan. TAPI, kitaorang tak di briefed by Mama Roza the organizer, OK! Haiyoh! Time tu mek tak pedulik. Yang mek tau, mek nye scoresheet HARUS lengkap - ALL MARKS mesti mek letakkan. Tak kire la column tu utk award yang bukan mek kena decide ke ape ke. Even if it's not my award to give/ choose the winner, still, depa (ketua jury) perlu scores juri² lain, kan? Tapi in this case, mek nengok ketua jury, rilekkk jer... ADE PA PER KE U OLS!? Opps!

Waktu swimwear/ berkemban round nih, mek nilai dari segi penampilan para contestant dalam pakaian berkemban. Mek nengok kesesuaian material yang depa guna, then mek nengok accessories ke ape ke - kalau sarat barat sangat, PERLU KE nak pi mandi kat sungai tetiber accessories belambak bagai, kan? Then rambut pun mek nilai dan yer, since mek ditugaskan pilih pemenang utk Best Hair-Do, mek kena la tgk sapa yang mek nak kasik award tu, kan? Kirenye cam nih - after all the scores dari semua juries dicampur (see, thats what I meant by semua juries kena kasik marks utk semua bahagian), ketua juri akan kasik 5 nama contestants with the highest points. But the winner, mek jer akan pilih since mek diberi tugas memilih pemenang Best Hari-Do. Korang paham tak? This is what yang mek paham setelah diberi briefing, dan Fiza pun understood cam tu. So kirenye kalau Perak, Perlis, Penang, KL and Sabah scored paling tinggi dalam kategory Best Hair-Do, kaedahnye, mek akan pilih dari 5 tu, sapa pilihan mek. Yes, call it tak adil, tapi THAT'S how diaorang nak kami buat. Tapi at the end of the day, ADO? NAN ADO pun award tu. Hilang pi mana tatau!? Dan yang penting - ketua jury yang pilih. KATANYA, "Semua JURY sebulat suara telah memilih"... well excuse me. Timbalan or no timbalan, who da fuck gave u the fucking rights to say "SEMUA JURY SEBULAT SUARA TELAH MEMILIH" tatau!?!?!?! I didn't! And I'm sure Fiza didn't choose some of the winners also, not to mention Dila and Intan. Eh wait, mek skipped banyak parts dah nih. Ok ok ok - REWIND! Hehehehe...

So anyways, dalam the berkemban round, mek nye favourite was Miss Penang and Miss Sabah, again - body dioarang, terang² lagi disuluh², berpinau mata mek nengoknye! Tapi the real contestant with the 'BERKEMBAN' concept was Terengganu! Sweet sangat dia, dan memang mengena citarasa mek dari segi BERKEMBAN. Ade sorang tu, mek tak hengat, siapakah tatau? Siap lari tema - noq, berkorset kain batik, dan berskirt ketat berkainkan batik, is not berkemban darling... hiks! (Mati la ade orang tu sms mek... "THAT'S NOT BERKEMBAN!" kan Ginger? Opps! Did I say the name? Opps!)

Lepas 2nd round tu, mek dok sebok lah pi ke toilet sebab corset buruk mek tu dok buat hal. Anjeng sangat! (motif tetiber lari citer? Hehehe)

Ok - next round was Evening Wear round. Aiyoh! Mati la mek lupa bawak sunglasses katanya. Berpinau² mata mek nengok dresses va va voom dan accessories meletop maha zast! Haiyoh!!! NANGIS! Memang nangis! Dan mek prasan, Miss KL dan Miss Sabah, wearing dress ala² design concept yang sama; berbeza warna tapi material dah dedekat nak sama. Dan I have to say, most of the dresses, mek sangat suka ok! Most of the girls dapat high scores from me dalam round evening dress. Mek nak narrow down my choices, kalau diambil kire hanya dari evening dress, MATI LA NO TOP 8 OK! Sebab semuanya vast! Except for a few, yang mek rase, dresses tidak lah perlu... (susah ditelan, I know - but susah lagi mek nak menyebutnye nih! So mek abaikan jer la ek)

Tapi my ultimate favorite dresses were:

• Miss Sabah
• Miss KL
• Miss Perak
• Miss Kelantan
• Miss Terengganu
• Miss Pahang
• Miss Selangor
• Miss Putrajaya

Actually, dari these 'ultimate favorite dresses' list, ade "MOST OF ALL" tau... erm, perlu ke mek sebot? Hehehe, well - ok...

• Miss Putrajaya
• Miss Terengganu
• Miss Kelantan

Noticed something? Ketiga² diaorg pakai MERAH! Hehehehe whats with me and red tatau? Hahaha!

So lepas pada itiew - haaa yes, BERMULA LA bahagian mek akan caruts banyak² dalam entry nih...


So ok - lepas dah habis all 3 rounds, memula, sebelum diaorang call up the top 8 semifinalists, they had to announce the subsidiary title winners. When I said THEY, they tu meaning us, JURIES. Kan setiap satu jury, kena concentrate on one subsidiary title winner, kan? Mek, seperti yang mek katakan tadi, kena pilih BEST HAIR-DO. Which turned out to be, NAN ADO. WTF!? Mana pi hilang title tu? Dan yang penting... ok la - nih jer yang ade malam tu...

Miss Congeniality (PLEASE SEBUT BEBETUL YER MISS TIMBALAN KETUA PUTERI UMNO! Tolong lah! Memalukan jer! The fuck with ur title when u said, "Kong Gi" - ko hengat apo, BUBUR KONG GI tu ke!?!? Hish! Malu beb malu!) - and sapa menang tatau? Miss KL kan? Tah mek tak ingat sebab busy laughing my way with Ayang (mati la kau Ayang, cakap kat mek jgn ketawa, tapi last², KAU yang ketawa, kan? Sunggoh binats sangat! HAHAHA!) Then, Miss apa tah lagi tah. Tapi Best dress dapat kat Miss Sarawak ke ape ke tah, kan? Seriously u ols - time tu, mek dosi kebauan ikan² u ols - like, HELLO!? We didn't pick these winners - and for definite reason, JURIES ke yang kena pilih Miss Congeniality!?!?!?!?!?!?! Bukan ke contestants kena pilih!?!?!

It's coming up to 4am... mek sambung esok pagi entry nih with part 2 dari office nah? And believe me, part 2 - NAN ADO anything nice; most of it CARUTANS! Enuff! Tak kuasa aku nak buat baik² sedangkan all yang diperlukan adalah carutans je semua to this event! HAZAB!

Nite² u ols - for now. Sambungan entry nih (Part 2), esok nah? (And when I said esok tu, technically it means LATER la. Heheheh...)

Maaaaaaaaaati lah pukul 3.08am masih belom ketidurans katanya? Dah balik A/S, haiii - kezombian kembaliks kers? Hahahaha...

Anyways, me won't be long dalam entry nih. Cukup la entry pasal Sept. 11th yang before this dulu for the day. Tgk la siang karang lagu mana nah? Hiks! But for now, mek nak highlightkan, updates yang mek bakal buat utk blog mek (Dok BAKAL la, NAK la, HENDAK la, TERINGIN la - tapi buatnya, haghammm nan ado! HAHAHAHA!)

Yang mek BOLDkan tu, yang dalam font meghah pant*t beghok tu, mek bakal buat dalam masa terdekat inih katanya... hiks! (how 'terdekat' is terdekat, Wallahua'lam la kaedahnye kan... hiks!)

So nantikanlah ek... hiks!

September 11th, 2001 - It's like, what, 5 years ago, when this tragedy occured *mek kat mana tatau time tu? I remembered I was like getting ready for my flight, dalam bilik hotel lagi time tu. Tak ingat, tapi mek nye room, connecting with my LSS (leading stewardess) time tu... and she was like...

LSS: Nyeh, come² quick! Cepat lah! Take a look at this! Aiyoh!!! Ngerinye!!! Cepat!!!

Me: *Came running macam separuh gile from my room through the connecting door and tgk kat tv...* Hello? Its drama like this yang buatkan kite takut nak fly tau! Mrepek jer la...

LSS: What drama!? HELLO!? That's real lah! That's in NYC!!!

And waktu tu kiteorang dapat tau, crew yang nighstopped kat NYC, semua terkandas tak leh depart balik, sebab all flights cancelled, airport EWK tutup, and bla bla bla. Kiteorang time tu pun, tak jadi fly balik ke KUL rasenye. Hurm, cannot remember lah kat mana - was it Perth, or was in Brisbane tatau? Hurm... but I was definitely sure we were on airbus flight. Sebab I recalled kiteorng satu set (nearly 1 set la, 12/ 13 of us crew, gittu² la...) duduk dalam crew lounge dan nengok report CNN katanya. Anyways, tak penting la inooiiyyy! Yang pentingnye, pasal kes September 11th nih, kan? Mrasa...

So anyways, entry nih just to remember the day yang telah mengorbankan ramai manusia (biarpun ade yang salah ke tak salah ke, Islam ke tak ke - am talking strictly pasal manusia tau...). It's Sept. 11, 2006 - mujur mek balik dari KL Sept. 10th, kan? Hmmm...

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Yes yes - here I am, still men'zombie'kan diri katanya setelah tidak ketiduran for like, erm... japs. Woke up at 7am Monday morning... so that's 24 hours 7am semalam (Tuesday), I'd say, 48 hours, nearly, if I reach 7am later (Wednesday). Yep, it's gettin' worse. Semalam, lagi la - for the 1st time, I actually stayed back kat my office. Gigih nih men'zombie'kan diri, buat keje la, quotations la, contact Europe before they reached 7pm local time Frankfurt la, then kemaskan office lah, main game Jewel Quest on Yahoo! Games lah - itu ini. Haiyoyoh! Tak pernah² nih. Nih semua, yes, gara² those 3 lovely diet pills la tu, kan? Hiks!

Since tghari semalam (Tuesday), thought to myself, wanted to do entry pasal reunion MRSM mek after 10 years grad tu. Dok pi mai pi mai pi mai, harammm - tak buat pun. Dok buat tu buat nih, alih² blog tak terupdate juger katanya. Tapi I think early this morning kot (I meant Tuesday morning - gawd! I really starting to hate this insomnia thingy!), entry yang pasal a very strong pic tu. Sedeys kan u ols? Owh well - things happen for a reason... *sigh* Like my insomnia nih happens for a reason; apa reasonnye? Tu la, reasonnye, GETEK makan 3 jenis diet pills yang berbeza riaksi-tindakbalasnye itiew! Mati la mek! (ade ke org mati pasal kes makan 3 jenis diet pill yang berbeza dan skip meals lagi semua bagai? Hurmmm... *worried dah nih...)

So anyways, dalam entry "A little bit of this, and a little bit of that...", mek nak campur adukkan a couple of stuffs, ie. beberape topic in one entry; topic yang mek rase tadak sangkut paut pun antara satu sama lain. Hehehe... senang la sikit, kan? Kalau ade 5 topics, tak kuasa lah aku nak buat 5 entry bagai. Better kumpul²kan, dan buat 1 entry sajork, kan? Hiks!



So ape kes pertama mek nak bring up tatau dalam entry nih? Ah yes. Semua tau pasal mek asik lah nak bring up kes Diet lah, Weight/ Fat loss la, itu la ini la, semuanya pasal losing weight, kan? Mrasalah I was browsing thru itu www. watchersweb.com itiew, and I found this image... hiks!

Macam sial sangat, kan?! Like, women, yang dosi skinny, kalau nengok mirror, asik lah nampak gimuk, kan? (So me! Hiks!) Dan ciktans, yang sememangnye sediakan hazab, tapi feeling nih tgk cermin, like, terus, Hercules, KAN!? Heheheh. Mek dinch pedulikkan sangat yang bahagian Men tu. Tuh, yang mek kesahkan tu, yang women nye part tu, so me lah! Hehehehe. Like, when I look into the mirror, I see myself as fat. And to make things worse, the reflection kat mirror mek tu kan, caruts mek balik... "Ko hengat, ko nampak diri kau gimuk dalam cermin nih, ko feeling ko kurus in actual real life ley? HELLO! Wake up and smell the shit around ya! YOU ARE FAT, HONEY!!! Yes, as fat as the guy next to you, who is also looking into the mirror! And so by all means, stop BRANGAN you're thin!" Owh gosh! I think it's time for those 3 diet pills now, yes? Make that double, pls! EACH! Hiks! Mati la aku lepas tu!



Ok - next up! Heheh. Ah, yes, ade special request katanya... japs japs... mek tempek chat mek ngan sorang mamat inih... who so happens to read my blog, dan zaman blog mek dalam Malaysia Top Blogs dulu, dia nih la rajen promo dan bawak kuncu² dan geng²nye dari XXX vote utk blog mek! Girang sangat! Hehehehe... so anyways, back to the request. Nih bukan request mamat yang chat ngan mek nih tau. Nih request kawan kepada mamat yang chat ngan mek nih. Hiks!

• xxx_man: leh tak dptkan post Mak Hayam Nabilla tuh?
• xxx_man: mau gempar 1 alummni
• Nurlea: japs
• Nurlea: i think i have one
• Nurlea: jap jap
• Nurlea: hang on naaa...
• xxx_man: arr
• Nurlea: Eh wait
• Nurlea: u nak i buat entry kat blog i ke, ape nih??
• xxx_man: hampeh
• xxx_man: u buat la kat blog u
• Nurlea: ok ok
• xxx_man: jgn lupa tulis utk peminat setia dia
• xxx_man: Arul @ TTkus
• Nurlea: Ok
• xxx_man: mamat neh main hockey for Msia

Tu dia! Requestnya pic, bukannye pic mek yer! Pic Mak Hayam Nabilla Natasya Porntip Nakirun Kanurk katanya. Mau aku bunuh diri sekarang ini! Hiks! Dan yang merequestnye itiew, katanya, peminat setia si Mak Hayam Nabilla, tapi, melalui blog mek, APA KES? Hiks! Tak per la. Laaaaaaayan jer Labu...

Nah! Mrasa! Nak sangat kan? Mek kasik u ols not 1, but 2 pics Mak Hayam Nabilla Natasya, tengah berkaraoke bagai nih, feeling sakan nih! Sker tgk show-woman-shipnye. Kang mek kata show-man-ship, nanti dia carut mek katanya dia Woman, kenapa aku cakap dia Man, terus aku kena peligan peghambat lari satu salon Rias Rahanya itiew, KAN!? Hiks! Mrasalah...

Ok - now - apa lagi tatau? Ah yes. Mek nak share this text Q/A yang telah berlangsung couple of hours ago kat TB/ chatbox blog/ website mek itiew katanya. Hiks! It was 5thE la yang tetiber bukak soalan nih...

• 5thE@xenicalism: Question: kenapa kita cari kebahagian fizikal dari yang ghaib? huhuhuhu berat tak persoalan?

Pastu mek quickly dan gigihly jawabed (mati la past tense utk jawab is jawabED katanya ek? Hiks!)

• Nurlea @ Home: Thank you for the question. Before I proceed, allow me to answer this q in English. I feel a lot better answering it in English, since, I may sound a bit silly if i answer it in Bahasa Melayu. And of course, since I do have this problem expressing my thoughts and feelings, in Bahasa Melayu in particular, so I guess I ought to proceed with this question by giving an answer in English... (OK², I MIGHT HAVE CHANGED HERE AND THERE A BIT, SOMEWHAT A BIT DIFFERENT FROM THE ORIGINAL TEXT... OWH WELL! HEHEHE). So please forgive my ignorance. Right, getting back to the question. Why do we seek physical happiness, instead of internal satisfaction and happiness? I would have to say that, not only physical happiness is visible to everyone's bare eyes, but also, it is much easier to spot and to grab a hold of it. Comparing that to internal happiness, one really needs to be true and really thinks about a lot of things before finally meet such moment. So basically, it doesn't matter which one I tend to get first, so long as I do get either one of these two types of happiness, and I shall die with a big smile on my face. Tq ladies and gentlemen...

Kan? Mrasa lah jawapan English berhabok katanya; soalan dalam Bahasa Malaysia, yang telah dijawab dalam English... *Mati la soalan² pertandingan ratu, selalunya telah dibuat/ disediakan dalam Bahasa Malaysia. Tapi masalahnye skarang nih, kalau dah soalan itiew diberikan dalam Bahasa Melayu/ Malaysia, tapi tiba² kalau one of the Malay contestant nak jugak nak jawab in English... so nak tak nak, EMCEE kena translate jugak la, yer? Kaaatanya, kesian ek? - Duit bayaran utk translatekan soalan nih, ado ke? Opps! Anyways, mati la aku kalau ade contestant seberani mampos mek carut balik Emcee cam ginik... "No, it's ok. I can understand Malay. You can just gimme the question in Malay and I'll answer to you la in English! Hiks!"

Paihtu, Volks pun, tetap nihhh nak komen kat Q/A tadik tu, dan kat latest pic mek katanya... never the mind. Me give the chances. Tapi yang comment pasal pic latest taken tu, tak brapa penting sangat kot. Nih yang diberikan komentar utk kes Q/A tadi nih ha - cam vast jer? Hiks!

• Volk$@cc: Nurlea @ Home: <<-- Anugerah Sri Cakrawala dimenangi oleh Nur Lea Laurielle.... hehehe

Motif!? Anugerah Sri Cakrawala bagai? Sah sah mek never ok dgr nama award itiew! Hiks! Caruts mek ley tu! Hehehehehe...

Dan finally... al kesah... "Travolta's Tasty Take-off Kiss" biar betik!?!? JT (John Travolta), givek? Mesti dia kalau betul givek, ala ala very der chub for chaser, kan? Hehehehe...

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Hish! Memacam lahhhhhhh pulak lately dengan artiste² oversea nih, kan? Hiks!

Dan lastly... al kaedahnye ley - tadik dah bukan "DAN FINALLY"??? Wah wah, now dosi jadik "DAN LASTLY" leyyy? Lastly ngan Finally tu, bukan seghupo ka maknanyier? Kekekeke...

Pernah rase nak SABOTAJ dan kenakan org dak? Found this great way of doing it. Tapi masalahnye, bukan ker cara SABO nih is so last season's last season? Bole? Hehehe - Like, hello? Mark and Spencer pon nangis kalau kena jual bebarangan yang double the ol' season dos, kan? Hiks!

Anyways, we're not here to talk about shopping ke, Mark and Spencer ke ape ke, kan... kite akan bincangkan today... about:

But of course, kalau ikutkan konsep kepahaman korang kan, phrase yang 1st dengan 2nd tu, actually, dah berbeza meaningnye dah, kan? Sapa paham, angkat tangan??? Good! Now kite go next lesson... Hiks! *mati la menghoyan lagiks! Kekekek.

Anyhow, yes... it was said earlier (sapa said it tatau? Owh - mek sendiri. Opps!), as I was saying, "Payback is a bitch, Revenge is sweet...!" But whats even sweeter, it would be... EXTORTR

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Tu dia! Entry yang mek type/ buat dalam keadaan zombieness, TETAP lah panjang ek? Katanye nak buat pependek sajork, ek? Hiks! Maaati laar siap dengan pics edited bagai, font size color bagai, search stuffs and people and what not - haiyoh! Like, sebenar²nya kan, I'm like VERY half awake and half asleep while doin' this entry. Tapi masalahnye, asalkan mek pi baring kat katil jer, nah, that's it! Terbeliak bijik mata balik. Nak tutup mata jer, ade jer dia toss ke kanan sat la, toss ke kire sat pulak - then in the end, mai depan pc, sambung buat entry. Tak sampai 10 minutes, terkebil² lagi mata mek nih! Apakah maknanya semua inihhh!? Gilakah aku!?!?!?!

Dearest all...

Dosi lama kan mek dinch buat entry highlight+copy+paste, kan? Mrasalah I got this email from a friend (perlu ke mek nak letak email add dia? Macam la korang kenal pun, kan? Hiks!) Anyways, dia selalu hantaq pic² yang dinch sesuai di view for viewers under 15... sebab ala ala very der mampu menaikkan napsu syahwat katanya. Tapi entah cemana, tergerak hati mek nak bukak email dia kali nih yang bertitle/ subjectnye: What A Strong Picture!!! Memula mek budget, ala ala XXX jugak. Tapi ternyata, tanggapan mek jauh meleset katanya. Mrasalah sama² kite renungkan entry ini.

PS: Kawan mek tu suruh mek forward bagaikan kat semua org dalam list address book Yahoo! mek tu. Tapi, why penat² nak fwrdkan, sedangkan mek can let the whole world read it dalam blog mek, kan? (CEH! Berangan nak mampus kan? Macam laaaa the whole world reads blog mek pong, kan!? MATI LA MENGHOYAN!!!)


Subject: What A Very Strong Picture!!!

Have a close look at both the photographs & read the messages below them. Forwarding this message to as many people as you can. This wouldn't fulfill any of your wish; nor deleting it will cause any misfortune; but its our moral duty to be concerned...towards humanity; take care...



This was found in his diary ,

Dear God,
I promise I will never waste my food no matter how bad it can taste and how full I may be. I pray that He will protect this little boy, guide and deliver him away from his misery. I pray that we will be more sensitive towards the world around us and not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests.

I hope this picture will always serve as a reminder to us that how fortunate we are and that we must never ever take things for granted.

Please don't break... keep on forwarding to our friends On this good day. Let's make a prayer for the suffering in anywhere any place around the globe and send this friendly reminder to others Think & look at this...when you complain about your food and the food we wasted daily........


Sedeys kan u ols? Sangat² mek tersentuh sundelll! Very der! Tapi, ini semua tak der kaitan dengan mek kan? I mean, mek won't kena bambu for my diet tu kan? Mek bukan wasting food or tak appreciate food or anything. Mek tak membazir pun. Mek cuma mengelakkan dari makan sajork, kan?

Tapi pa per pong, kalau korang nak sama² "highlight+copy+paste" kan entry nih dan buat kat email or blog korang ke ape ke, mrasalah u ols! Mek sangat kesian u ols. Die of depression katanya photographer tu... mesti dia depressed sebab the fact that dia tinggalkan budak tu, kan? Ish, kalau mek pong, mek akan nangis sambil meraung² "I will never forgive myself..." kan? Tapikan, cam, tah la - kenape ek dia tinggalkan sedangkan he could have done something about it? Tak sampai hati? Habis, SAMPAI LA PULAK hati dia tinggaikan budak tu tah tah dimakan vulture tu ek? Isk - tah lah - bende dah la lepas. Lets just hope kalau kita jumpa manusia yang memerlukan bantuan around us, jgn kita aibkan... kan?

Sekian...

Birthday sapadia tatau? Hiks hiks! It's x10's XX birthday (xx tu, mek dinch pasti la yang ke berapa katanya... so letak sajork xx! Hiks! Mati la semua xxx...)

So x10, make a wish u ols! Mek tau u ols wanna have somethin', kan? Mrasa... :D Happy Birthday u ols! May you have another prosper year ahead, menuju ke arah setahun lebey kertu! OPPS! La la la la... Muahs!!! (Dah carut, pandai pulak muah muah kan org ek? Ala - kire, dosi carut lite², pastu, amek la hati balik, kan kan kan? Hiks!)

Dan another birthday - well, belated one kot. For my blog! Kaedahnye 1st September, which was like 3 days ago, blog mek telah menyambut birthdaynye yang ke 1 tahun dan 5 bulan kaedahnye... hiks! And I believe, there's a lot to come. If only the wabak MALAS would just go away from the blogger herself la kan... (HERself katanya. Mati lah sexually confused! Muahahahaha!)

Tetiber mek terjumpe image nih! Hapo lagik, mrasa lah kan upload dalam entry, kan? Hiks! Owh well - the pic speaks for itself. Yes, mek LOVE blogging. Tapi, wabak MALAS also loving me tenderly katanya. Hiks!

Tapi tak per - lelepas nih, mek akan kurengkan siket penglibatan wabak MALAS dalam dunia blogging mek nih, nah? :D

So ape lagi ek nak di updatekan dalam entry nih? Tu jer la kot. Tunggu la satgi ke esok² ke lusa², mek hapdet lagi nahhh blog mek? *tu sign and symptoms MALAS masih ado katanya, ek? Kekekeke...

Before I go on babbling, yadey yadey yadey about this and that, I think it's time we go into detail about this, this... erm, what do they call it? Owh yes - sleeping difficulties/ disorder... hiks!

These detailed facts regarding Insomnia were taken (copy+edit+paste) from www.emedicinehealth.com. Please click on the weblink to proceed to that particular page for other health/ medical cases.

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Most adults have experienced insomnia or sleeplessness at one time or another in their lives. An estimated 30-50% of the general population are affected by insomnia, and 10% have chronic insomnia.

Insomnia is a symptom, not a stand-alone diagnosis. By definition, insomnia is "difficulty initiating or maintaining sleep, or both." Although most of us know what insomnia is and how we feel and perform after one or more sleepless nights, few seek medical advice. Many people remain unaware of the behavioral and medical options available to treat insomnia.

Insomnia affects all age groups. Among older adults, insomnia affects women more often than men. The incidence increases with age.

Stress most commonly triggers short-term or acute insomnia. If you do not address your insomnia, however, it may develop into chronic insomnia.

Insomnia may result from either psychological or physical causes.

    * The most common psychological problems include anxiety, stress, and depression. In fact, insomnia may be an indicator of depression. Many people will have insomnia during the acute phases of a mental illness.

    * Physiological causes span from circadian rhythm disorders, sleep-wake imbalance, to a variety of medical conditions. Following are the most common medical conditions that trigger insomnia:
          o Chronic pain syndromes
          o Congestive heart failure
          o Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD)
          o Degenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer disease
            
    * Certain groups are at higher risk for developing insomnia:
          o Travelers
          o Shift workers
          o Seniors
          o Adolescent or young adult students
          o People with chronic pain, cardiopulmonary disease
          o Pregnant women
          o Women in menopause
            
    * Certain medications have been associated with insomnia. Among them are certain over-the-counter cold and asthma preparations.
          o The prescription varieties of these medications may also contain stimulants and thus produce similar effects on sleep.
          o Medications for high blood pressure have also been associated with poor sleep.
            
    * Common stimulants associated with poor sleep include caffeine and nicotine. You should consider not only restricting caffeine use in the hours immediately before bedtime but also limiting your total daily intake.

    * People often use alcohol to help induce sleep, as a nightcap. However, it is a poor choice. Alcohol is associated with sleep disruption and creates a sense of nonrefreshed sleep in the morning.

    * A disruptive bed partner with loud snoring or periodic leg movements also may impair your ability to get a good night's sleep.

Doctors associate a variety of signs and symptoms with insomnia. Often, the symptoms intertwine with those of other medical or mental conditions.

    * People with insomnia may complain of difficulty falling asleep. The problem may begin with stress. Then, as you begin to associate the bed with your inability to sleep, the problem may become chronic.

    * Depression and mental illnesses are often associated with insomnia.

    * Most often daytime symptoms will bring people to seek medical attention. Daytime problems caused by insomnia include the following:
          o Poor concentration and focus
          o Difficulty with memory
          o Impaired motor coordination
          o Irritability and impaired social interaction
          o Motor vehicle accidents because of fatigued, sleep-deprived drivers

    * People may worsen these daytime symptoms by their own attempts to treat the symptoms.
          o In 1995, a Gallup poll said 7.9% of respondents used alcohol to help them sleep. Alcohol and antihistamines may compound the problems with sleep deprivation.
          o Others have tried nonprescription sleep aids.

When to call the doctor

    * Your insomnia needs a doctor's attention if it lasts longer than 4 weeks or interferes with your daytime activities and ability to function.

    * Insomnia may be a symptom of another medical or psychological problem, which you may need to address first or at the same time.

When to go to the hospital

    * Generally, you will not be hospitalized for insomnia. However, accidents may result from poor coordination and attention lapse seen with sleep deprivation.

    * Worsening pain or increased difficulty breathing at night also may indicate your need to seek emergency medical care.

Your doctor will begin an evaluation of insomnia with a good medical history.

    * The doctor will seek to identify any medical or psychological illness that may be contributing to your insomnia.

          o For example, you may be asked about chronic snoring and recent weight gain. This may direct an investigation into the possibility of obstructive sleep apnea. In such an instance, your doctor may request an overnight sleep test (polysomnogram). This test is not part of the routine initial workup for insomnia, however.
          o It is likely that you will be asked to complete a sleep log—a 2-week diary of your sleep-wake periods.
          o The diary will include your personal assessment of your alertness at various times of the day on 2 consecutive days within the 2-week period.
            
    * The Epworth Sleepiness Scale is an example of a validated questionnaire that can be used to assess daytime sleepiness.

    * Actigraphy is another technique to assess sleep-wake patterns over time. Actigraphs are small, wrist-worn devices (about the size of a wristwatch) that measure movement. They contain a microprocessor and on-board memory and can provide objective data on daytime activity.

    * Because insomnia may be a symptom of depression, anxiety, or another mental health issue, a mental status examination, mental health history, and basic mental evaluations may be part of your initial assessment.

Self-Care at Home

You can do several things to prepare yourself for sleep.

    * Exercise regularly.
          o Aerobic exercise and general fitness are important to maintaining good health.
          o You should exercise in the early part of the day and avoid strenuous activity before bedtime.

    * Avoid large meals and excessive fluids before bedtime.

    * Control your environment.
          o Light, noise, and elevated room temperature can disrupt sleep. Shift workers and night workers especially must address these factors.
          o Your body's circadian rhythm (biological clock) is particularly sensitive to light. Parents who need to sleep during the day may have to make child care arrangements to allow them to sleep.

Medical Treatment

Insomnia is a symptom not a diagnosis. As such, your treatment will be personal and will be focused on your underlying condition. Your treatment may include one or more of the following therapies:
    * Improving sleep habits
    * Correcting sleep misconceptions
    * Controlling your sleep environment
    * Behavior management
    * Light therapy
    * Medications

    * Nonbenzodiazepine sedatives: These include eszopiclone (Lunesta), zaleplon (Sonata), and zolpidem (Ambien).
    * Melatonin: Melatonin is secreted by the pineal gland, a pea-sized structure at the center of your brain. At night, melatonin is produced to help your body regulate your sleep-wake cycles. The amount of melatonin produced by your body seems to decrease as you get older.
    * Ramelteon (Rozerem) is a prescription drug that stimulates melatonin receptors. Melatonin is a hormone produced by the pineal gland (located in the brain) during the dark hours of the day-night cycle (circadian rhythm). Melatonin levels in the body are low during daylight hours. The pineal gland responds to darkness by increasing melatonin levels in the body. This process is thought to be integral to maintaining circadian rhythm. Ramelteon promotes the onset of sleep and helps normalize circadian rhythm disorders. Ramelteon is approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for insomnia characterized by difficulty falling asleep.

Follow-up

Follow your doctor's recommendations for your medical and psychological conditions. You will be asked to give your doctor feedback after you have followed a treatment plan.

Often you will have more than 1 option and more than 1 medication available to help you. Do not lose hope if the first medication does not give you the results you want or if you experience side effects or concerns. Report back to your doctor for advice.

The following are suggestions to help anticipate and modify situations likely to be associated with insomnia. They are not foolproof, nor will they safeguard you from the consequences of sleep deprivation once it has occurred.

    * Insomnia from jet lag
          o Behavioral and short-term drug therapy has been used.
          o If you can anticipate your trip, begin to shift your bedtime to coincide with the time schedule in your destination.
          o Short-acting tranquilizers (benzodiazepines) have been shown to be useful. Melatonin, a hormone secreted by the pineal gland that regulates our sleep-wake cycles, is currently being studied.

    * Insomnia from shift changes
          o Behavioral therapy has been useful in modifying the insomnia and symptoms of sleep deprivation in shift workers.
          o You should shift your schedules forward in a clockwise direction—from days to evening to night shift—and allow sufficient time to adapt (at least 1 week) between shift changes.
          o Bright light is a potent stimulus to circadian rhythm. Bright light is being examined as a rhythm synchronizer.
          o Shift workers should stress the importance of good sleep habits with regular bedtime and awakening.
                + Supplemental naps may be necessary to ensure work time alertness.
                + Discuss the use of naps with your doctor.
                + Some people promote using short-acting sedatives in the first few days following a shift change, but not everyone agrees.

    * Insomnia from acute stresses
          o Stress may be positive or negative, and concerns about sleep may vary. Many stressors will go away with support and reassurance.
          o Education about the importance of good sleep habits is also helpful.
          o Some people may need short-term medication treatment. Your doctor will often work toward the lowest effective dose with a short-acting sedative to achieve proper sleep.

    * General recommendations include the following:
          o Work to improve your sleep habits.
                + Learn to relax. Self-hypnosis, biofeedback, relaxation breathing are often helpful.
                + Control your environment. Avoid light, noise, and excessive temperatures. Use the bed only to sleep and avoid using it for reading and watching TV. Sexual activity is an exception.
                + Establish a bedtime routine. Fix wake time.
          o Avoid large meals, excessive fluid intake, and strenuous exercise before bedtime and reduce the use of stimulants including caffeine and nicotine.
          o If you do not fall asleep within 30 minutes, try a relaxing activity such as listening to soothing music or reading.
          o Limit naps to less than 15 minutes unless directed by your doctor.
                + It is generally preferable to avoid naps whenever possible to help consolidate your night's sleep.
                + There are certain sleep disorders, however, that will benefit from naps. Discuss this is with your doctor.

Recovery from insomnia can vary.

    * If you have insomnia caused by jet lag, your symptoms will generally clear up within a few days.
    * If you are depressed and have had insomnia for many months, it is unlikely that your symptoms will go away on their own. You will need further evaluation and treatment.
    * Your outcome will also depend on coexisting medical conditions, which may include congestive heart failure, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and chronic pain syndromes.

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Kesimpulannye, yer - mek have been experiencing sleeping problems like, for nearly, dah nak masuk 2, eh, jap... last week, ok, last two weeks penyakit nih mula menular into my life. I know I'm so used to sleeping late and getting up early. But this is like, first² tu macam, cannot sleep but later² can la kan. Then lama ke lamaan kan, I noticed one time tu, sh*t! I didn't sleep for like, approx. 24 hours straight! Mind you waktu tu, kalau nak diikutkan, exactly like 26 hours. Dan dah nak masuk week ke 3 dah problem nih dok dalam body system hidup mek nih kan, mek dah ade beberapa record dah - personal records I mean. Hiks!

• Kes paling ringan: Can't sleep for approx. 26 hours straight.
• Kes paling hazab: Was it last week ke yang I didn't sleep for approx. 72 hours. Now that's like, what, 3 days straight!? Mau kezombian aku jadiknye!

And so in between tu pun, ade lah cases like 48 hours ke (like nih kes latest lah, since Jumaat noon me got up from bed, then sampai Sabtu noon dinch tidur, then sampailah kul 1am kot baru leh tidur bebetul... eh, that's not 48! That's only like 36 hours ++), and this 'insomnia' thingy worries me. Haiyoh! Never lah mek ever experience bebende camginik sampai jadik zombie bagai. The norms dulu² la zaman² back in KL was like, what, max of 24 hours straight dinch tidur, then terus flat. Or the other way round, tidur tak hengat² dunia sampai 18 hours tidur, kan Volks? Hahah - but that's not insomnia, kan? Hahaha.
 
I've consulted couple of friends (one of them was an expert I guess in medical field) regarding this matter. It seems rather interesting to know the fact that my sleeping disorder i.e insomnia nih might be caused by...

1. Stress (due to work and erm, work lor! *nampak sangat ado lagi sebab² stress tapi tetap nak cover dengan work, kan? Muahahah!)
2. Anxiety (adakah regarding weight issue lagi?)
3. OVERDOSAGE OF... (My extreme hard-core crash diet with 3 different diet pills!)

OK OK! I know. Yang kes 1 and 2 tu leh dimaafkan lagi. I know I'm over doing it with the diet pills! YES I realized that, THANK YOU! Tapi, aiyoh - if you ols tau what a friend of mine yang jadik Pharmacist kat Guardian tu cakap... mek jadik risau pulak if I stop taking these pills; takut by stop takin' 'em, my nafsu makan akan meluak² jadiknye, thus I'll eat and eat and eat like there's no tomorrow and in the end, die with a big smile on my double-chin face and also, die FAT! (mati la bukan Die Young, kan? hehehe)

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't know lah! That's why I've decided nak hamek that 1 week break tu. Hurm, seems to me it's not working well lah, I mean the 1 week break tu. Tah lah, mek pon dah tatau nak buat cemana. I think I over did it with my diet nih. Terlalu, no, not determined. Kawan mek cakap, bukan dah tahap determined dah nih - nih dah OBSESSED! Obsessed is not the word I would use. I'd used, DESPERATELY OBSESSED to be thin thin and thin balik kot? Hurmmm... But I guess I'll get over it soon I guess (the pills and diet hard-core giler² nih), in due time. But, bila tatau!? And when I do get over the pills, I hope my insomnia problems pun will go away... shuhhh shuhhh! Let me get back my minimum 8 hours of sleep, please! Hiks!

PS: In case some of you who are wonderin' what sort of pills I took, on top of my Herbalife+Diet+Skipping Meals routine tu, nah... nih dia! (Tapi mek tak bertanggungjawab nah kalau u ols lalui apa yang mek tgh lalui - PERIT wooiii!)

• NH Detoxlim

Campur sekali dengan

• Xenical

Campur pulak dengan

• Pill apa tah yang sama level ngan Duromine yang telah dibeli dari Danok (Opppps!)

Mati la rojak pill katanya! Hahahahah! Owh and when I said CAMPUR SEKALI tu bukan lah telan pill tu tiga² sekali SERENTAK. Gila! Mek nak telan satu pill pun susah! (Nampak sangat susah makan ubat, kan!? HAHAH) Kirenye, lepas mek makan NH Detoxlim tu, lepas dah telan dengan air segelas, telan pulak the next pill... and then lepas tu baru telan the 3rd pill. Hehehehe. Tak kuruih jugak lepas nih, aku tatau lah! Bunuh diri terus! (By taking these 3 pills serentak nih pun, dah ala² persis mau bunuh diri la jugak, kan? Aiyoh - mek insaf! *Tapi tetaplah dok amek jugak kan? Insaf kehaponye, kan!? Hahahah!)

Tu la kawan mek yang specialist dalam bidang pill pill nih cakap... "KO GILA!? Makan 3 jenis diet pills at one go - mau body system kau tak menghoyan?! System kau dinch tau mana satu jenis pill it needs to work with! HAIYOH!!!!" Hehehe gila katanya kat mek!? Isk isk isk...

Owh well - lately nih since I can't sleep that much, I guess I know one thing's for sure nak dilakukan. Yes, berblogging and get busy again! Hiks! I know I'm supposed to be back online, berblogging with a new entry by esok, kan? Guess I can cut one day and buat that 'be back soon' tu today, kan? *Adoiii... sakit dada la pulak. Nih kes angin dah banyak masuk dalam badan mek kah since I've been skipping meals dah brapa hari direct dah nih? OPSS!!! Mati kah aku lepas nih kena sagat dengan si Volk!?!?! 5thE, HELP! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Berblogging pon dah start balik, and so will Bloggers Idol 2006 week 6 pun akan bermula kembali since tetiber jer BI2006 tu went through "1 Week Break" also katanya... what a coincidence, kan? Mek cuti berblogging, BI2006 pun cuti 1 week katanya... hehehehehe (mati la mek!)