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Friday, September 23, 2005

I need some time off for awhile...


Just a simple entry...






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Posted at 1:01:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, September 22, 2005

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 6th Weeks' Poll/ Votings


PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

Dalam this poll, users are allowed to vote MULTIPLE bloggers - meaning, a user gets to vote more than 1 favorite blog/ blogger. TAPI, the poll ONLY allows you to do a vote, ONCE a day. Nak vote again, can - mai balik page mek esok, nah? (make sure u ols dos clear cache and cookies, ok? Hehehe)

And PLEASE note that the poll WILL closed for voting on SUNDAY, September 25th 2005 at exactly 12 noon MALAYSIAN TIME - RESULTS will be out on MONDAY, September 26th 2005 by 9am MALAYSIAN TIME. Thanks!


Vote for your favorite blog/ blogger(s) ; NOTE: Blogger with the lowest total points (votes + juries evaluations) will be eliminated. Good luck!!!
Faizaru
Imah Lenggok
LeeZ
LeeUK
Nasik
Taufix
  
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So - happy voting semue!!! Ingat - pilihlah/ votelah blog/ bloggers yang mana anda rasa layak utk kekal dalam BLOGGERS IDOL 2005! GOOD LUCK SEMUA, bloggers and users!!! :)




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Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Cinta Tiga Segi... Based on a true story


Entry, dedicated to a dear friend of mine. Lan, u ols, if u ols tgh readin' this, mrasalah tahu yang mek sangat kagumi u ols sebab sanggup go through bebende yang mek tak sanggup nak go through. U go gal! :)

***Based on a true-real-life story, by LAN: This love triangle story nih involves a not-so-straight people kindda relationship, you get what I mean, kan? Hiks! So kalau mung dinch interested mau baca kisah² orang bukan straight, mung toksah lo dok monggatai nak sambong membaconyo... ok? Dan mek dinch mau mung dok sebok² bagi komen² hodhoh, dan mudhah dihadham dalam comment area nih nah! Mek nak sharing with people yang have respect terhadap other people's believe and also have some amount of respect to the entry and the person who made the entry - no rooms for lalats and their pathetic remarks. Thanks... hiks!

Sekadar gambaq hiasan, nah!



Ever terpikir tak two people sharing the same love from the same guy?

Pernah experienced knowing that madu u ols tu KB (kawan baik) u ols once upon a time ago, like 8 years ago?

Terlintas tak diminda anda that instead of fighting against each other (between u ols dan madu u ols tu lah kan) to win over your man's heart, instead of that, you and your madu akan berbaik² dan ended up like commolot giitiew...?

Hehehe... ever imagined, you, having pleasurable sex encounter with your 'laki', WITH your madu, on the same bed??? Yezza... threesome, pernah tak terpikir? Ewwww!!!!!



Semuanya nih, kalau dah nak jadi, jadi jugak u ols. Tak payah nak ber "ewwww ewww" or ber "peliizzzz that will never happen to me la" kindda thingie. Like, in this entry, motif mek berkongsi cerita pasal cinta 3 segi yang bahagia kawan mek nih, bukannye sekadar merely nak sharing maring. Tapi, conceptnya, mek nak terapkan disinis ialah - when it comes to LOVE, anything, and I do mean, ANYTHING is possible - and that also includes sex! HIKS!

This is a true story that happened to my friend, Lan (bukan nama sebenar), yang telah dipropah ceritskan oleh tuan empunya badan sendiri, kat mek couple of weeks back tapi baru sekarang datangnya itiew "from the heart" feeling nak menulisngarangnya. Hiks! So anyways, Lan nih ala ala gibek str8ing tapi ade la lembut lembainya sediks. Dipendekkan cerits, lets go back to the past tense (mati la kamus mek!), say, 8 years ago? And that would be in 1997...


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In 1997, Lan was still young, still haprak dinch tau apa² pong dalam soal arti CINTA, apatah lagi bercinta dengan another man. Dan in 1997, Lan ade sorang KB (kawan baik) bernama Man (also bukan namanya yang sebenau²nyo. Hiks!) - they've known each other since like, what, 5, 6 years back? Very der KB sundelll... and this Man sort of like the person behind penglibatannya Lan dalam donia gibeks hadek² nih. But that's not the issue. Ok... still, in 1997. Man bercenta dengan sorang shuben straight (straight la sangat!) bernama Tan (bukan nama sebenar, dan bukan Cha Ya Nun Aliff nah! Tan tu ala ala mek hanya terpikirkan secars kebetuls sahajs u ols. And if you guys ask me kenape 'TAN', tah la u ols. Simply kot. Sebab dalam citer nih kan sorang dah nama Lan, sorang Man, so sorang lagik TAN for JANTAN la kot? LOL! Motif lari topic!?!?!?!)

So kaedahnya, Man bercinta minta dengan Tan itiew - since 1997 la kesahnya. Whatever happened to Lan? Dia buat la keje dia sendiri, hidup haluan dia la. Dan yer, Lan sort of like lost contact gil² babs dengan Man (yer, Tan was not in the picture... Lan tak kenal siapa itiew TAN biar pun waktu in 1997, Tan bercinta dengan KB nya sendiri, tapi memandangkan dia dinch tau pa per, so macam, dia pun tak la kenal Tan tu sapa dengan si Man tu. Yang dia tau, Man tu KB dia...)

Ok - masa berlalu, tanpa disedari... 8 tahun berlalu. So, adjust minda anda semua ya Tuan Tuan dan Puan Puan, Abang² straight, Bengkok dan Patah semua... lets, adjustkan kepada 2005! Yes... PRESENT TENSE katanya! Hiks!

Ok, now, Lan yang dah sememangnya dah gibek patah bengkok habis semua nih, sedang menjalani hidupnya dengan penuh aman dan jugak seorang yang very der successful katanya, mek suka! Dia ala ala banyak kali dah punah harapan putus cinta katanya (with another man of course! LOL!) until one day he called me up and told me...

"U ols! I ols dah found my man la u ols!!! I ols sangat gembira!!!" Errr... vocab correction! There's no such this as 'I ols', hish! U ols/ U ol simply means, You all... and I ols??? Well - kalau dah nak addresskan diri tu as diri sendiri, tak der maknanye I OLS! It's either MEK, HEM, or... AKU, I, SAYA... kan? Mati la kamus fefonens! Hiks! SO anyways, after hearing the news, mek macam - owh, ok, good for him la kan. Mek pong turut gumbira nih... "Owhhh gumbirrrrrraaa rasanya hati ini... " eheheh tetiber feeling Noor Kumalasari. Hiks!

Tapi tak sampai 24jam, nah - dugaan pertama katanya. No, bukannye bercerai ke ape bagai semua. No, maksud mek - dugaan itiew, ialah...

"U ols! U ols dah tidurans ke? I ols dinch bols tidurans u ols. I ols ade sesuatuh yang I ols perlu discuss ngan U ols..."

"Huh? What time is it?"

"Almost 4.30am... "

"Pepet kau la kan! 4.30am nih! Mati la kau! Ha, apa ceritsnya u ols? AND PLEASE stop using I OLS! Pondan KL dengar, KETAWA HABIS²AN jer kat hang tau! Dah... citer cepat!" sambil mek bangun dari my beauty sleep dan nyalakan Sampoerna A mek... kejis sangat!

And so si 'I OLS' tu pon mula la bercerits katanya... The guy yang dia jumpa tak sampai 24jam itiew, telah broke the news, menyatakan... yang dia sudah beristeri (real woman lah! ISH). HAIYOH!?!?!? Yer ke? Dah beristeri katanya - dual bang la nih? Kowser kan.

"Tak per u ols. Sabau saje u ols..." sambung mek, dalam mengantuk...

"Dan..."

Haiyoh! Ade DAN tu yang mek ala ala terbeliak sikitttt bijik mata mek. Ade lagik ke kejutan? Mek dan² tu jugak telah bersedia dengan treatment for "After SHOCK!" Hehehe...

"Dia ALSO ada Loverboy!" - sambung Lan...

NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's it! Memang jantan sial sangat tau! Dah la ade bini, dah pon ade loverboy, NOW nak kawan mek si Lan also? SESUAI la si Lan nih pun pi terima bulat², tak pulak sokseksoksek tanyo dulu. Tapi yer la kan, cuba letak diri kita in his shoes - obviously kite pun macam... kalau dah suka sesangat²lah suka kat laki tu, musti kita ala² maca... "Tak kisah la u berbini 4 dah ke, berlover 10 ke, janji I dapat cintan cintun dengan u pun sudah lah..." kan? Like I said, anything is possible. Hiks!

And so anyways, mek tanya lah si Lan nih, APA masalahnya? Dah jantan tu confessed, kira, ok la kan? Dari jantan tu tipu², kan? Ape lagik si Lan nih nak?

KESAHNYA DINCH BERAKHIR DI SITIEW!!! Bini jantan tu, si LAN nih KENAL katanya! Tapi dinch la rapat sangat; ala ala kenal² gittiew jer. DAN, nak tambahkan scene PARAH, jantan nih punya lover itiew ialah sebenarnya, si MAN, KBnya si LAN 8 years AGO! Dan yeap, si jantan itiew namanya TAN ler. Haiyoh! Cinta 3 segi ke kaedahnye nih? Well, kalau tgk dalam konteks gibek, memang lah 3 segi, sebab involves Lan, Man dan Tan. TAPI, kalau ikut theory CINTA, nih dah cinta PETAK dah nih. LAN, MAN, TAN dan bininya si TAN, NAH!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW!?!?!?!?! Haiyoh! Mek terus tak tidur balik lepas tu! Migrain terus mek jadiknya!!!

Mek tanya dia - ape kes? Nak jadik apo lepas dari sitiew? Lan said dia TETAP nakkan TAN. Mek tanya lah (kak nam sangat mek nih tau!) dia, pasal si MAN. Dia cakap, MAN tak tau dan TAN tannak kasik tau. GILA ke nak kasik tau, kan? Dunia nih bukannye besau mana pong! That's what I thought la kan. And so yang mek tau lepas² itiew, si TAN dan si LAN nih persis pasangan paaaaaaaaaling bahagia tau. Mek tgk ala ala asiklah berjumpa, asiklah bercumbu² (not in public la kan. Ish!) asiklah bercenta bagaikan tiada dah esok nih! Mana pi si MAN? Si MAN rupanya kerej di kepulauan lain. So that leaves BINI TUA dan lover paling muda staying bersama TAN, cuma different negori. Bini tua dengan Tan di negeri bawah dewa dewi kayangan. Dan si Lan dok dedekat dengan umah mek (tak der lah dekat sangat², tapi kalau merangkak tu, sampai la jugak umah dia! Hiks!). So kirenya Tan nih very der pandai planning kan? Kowser lah jejants cam nih! Bini tua dia di Perlis, bini tgh di Penang katanya, dan bini muda di Kedah - HOW!?!?!??!

Mek macam couldn't be bothered la sangat kan sebab anyways, mek pong ado la jugak my own life to live, kan? So mek pon tak der lah nak amik port pon, tau tau dah berhari, berminggu, berbulan, segala bagai - tuptaptuptap, kire, dah lama la mek tak dgr khabaran beritan dari Lan, tetiber, last few weeks, dia calling² mek dan cakap...

"U ols! I just had lunch with my hubby, dinner with my madu tgh (KB nya si MAN tu la), dan I had a threesome sex thingie with both of them..."

MEK yang tgh bawak kereta boleh berhenti terus nih!!!!!!!!!!! Mujur tak der kereta belakang mek, kalau idak, FREE² sajo accident! HAIYOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ini persis tajuk entry baru si Ginger tu jer, kan? LUNCH with TAN, DINNER with MAN, and threesome sex with TAN and MAN! Soalan pertama mek kat dia, SIAPA ciktut siapa!? LOL!!! Mati la bathtub Grand Continental 1997! LOL!!!

So kaedahnye, dah berdamai la Lan ngan Man? Dijawabnya kat mek "Bila masa I ols dengan Man bergaduhs?" WOULD YOU CUT THE I OLS please! Naik sakit telinga aku dgr I ols I ols tu. Hehehehe.... Anyways, brani mampos nih lasercaras mek bila masa dia bergaduh dengan madu dia si MAN tu katanya! Mampos la kau kan LAN. Hari tu terhegeh mengadu kat mek lah pasal itu ini, tetiber kuarkan statement "bila masa bergaduh" katanya? Well, memang lah depa tak penah bergaduh pon, tapi, yer lah kan - soalan mek, bila masa berdamai commolot dan berthreesome meesome nih, kan? Lain pulak dijawabnya. Kejis sangat.

So anyways, katanya, baru jer (baru as lelepas dia calling² mek nak CCNkan kat mek ler) - so bagi mek, BAGUIH lah. Elok lah tu. Bukan senang nak carik madu sanggup main dengan madu dengan laki mereka, kan? Like, tetambah dalam dunia gibek nih kan. Tapi yang penting, 'lalu selera' la pulak si Lan tu main ngan madunya si MAN yang merupakan KB dia? Haiyoh! Mek tanya la also - "Cam mana u ols sanggup u ols???". Tau dia jawab apa??? "Nyeh, Man turned out to be such my tasty! Dan Man kata, mek pon tetiber jadik taste dia. APA lagi, bedal jer la?" HAIYOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lesbianism katanya bersama suami! Tapi tak perla, as long as mereka bertiga jer dah tak der involve main ngan orang lain, for me, mek tarkik.

Tapi itu la kan, berbalik pada topic asalnya - when it comes to LOVE, anything is possible, kan? Tak kiralah korang straight ke, bengkok ke, patah ke, dual bang ke tripple bang ke, janji nya, bila ada sangkutan paut dengan cinta, NIH la jadiknya! Kan? Mek memula cakap... "Kalauuuu la mek jadik Lan or Man, eeeee.... cukup lah bermadu. Tak sanggup nak threesome..." Tapi after awhile, mek dok pikiaq pi pikiaq mai balik, kalau dah cintan cintun, diselaputi dengan nafsu binats, NIH la jadiknya, kan GINGER? Oppsss! Heheheheeheh... (Yer, citer nih tak der kaitan ngan Ginger, tapi ada kaitan ngan POKOK KETAPANG! Hehehe ape kaitannya? Lan jumpa Tan di bawah pokok ketapang u ols. Dan Man dan Tan ALSO berjumpa di bawah pokok ketapang, 8 years ago. Tapi pokok ketapang yang berbeza la kan... hiks!)

Kalau u ols di tempan Lan or Man... ini soalan² cepumas mek...

1 - Sanggupkah u ols bershare cintan kasih dengan one men, sedangkan u ols tau u ols dengan madu u ols itiew, KB!?

2 - Sanggupkah u ols berthreesome? LOL!!! Mati la mek soal soalan nih! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! *sembunyik bawah pokok ketapang...

3 - Would you be able to live together? (as in, bukannye tinggal sebumbung; together here means, bercinta sekali, like, no gaduh², boleh kuar sekali and what not semua, bertiga... cam tu la) Dah lah berkongsi cinta sepasal, nih, soalan mek, MAMPU kah u ols BERSAMA², TOGETHER?


Haiyoh! Mek tak dapat bayangkan kalau mek dulu kena/ terpaksa share cinta dengan K dan H, apatah lagik threesome ngan depa tu, kan Ginger?
Tak sanggup sundel!



Lan dan Tan asiklah hangat bercintan; nuh, yang kat belakang sengsorang dok termenung bak ikan temenung tu, si Man ka? Hehehe - Sekadar gambaq hiasan, nah!






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Posted at 11:11:11 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Mek tak minat football, tapi mek minat depa nih! Hiks!


U ols!!!

Mek pong dinch hui cam mane mek leh dapat these pics (I think it was in one of my bigbossdaddy's FAM organizer kot) - tapi yang penting, ade seseteng jejantz dalam pics nih, sangatlah membuatkan mek merembeskan air puk kanta lekap mek bila nengoknye! Hehehehe... mrasalah join the sexcitement yang mek tengah alami itiew! (yeah, more or less, persis orgasm la gittiew... badan² berpeluh, rough actions... haiyoh!!!! NANGIS!)

Dalam team nih mek sangatlah tastykan yang yang dah petakkan muke mereks in red, especially yang duduk depan, tgh² itiew. Can diew kan?! Mrasalah click kat pic itiew to check out mana satu tasty mek? Hiks! U ols piula, yang man² satu u ols tasty?


Hmmm... mek tak dapat nak detect memana yang mek tasty sesangat² dalam team nih, hmmm... tapi, erm, apa kata u ols click tgk pic nih. Mrasalah check jejantz yang ala² kire 'the last resort' la kan! Hiks!


Yang penting dalam pic team nih, ade sorang calon ayah guler katanya! Heheheeh - mati lah Hotel Seri Malaysia! Hiks! LARI CEPAT!!!! Hehehe - tapi, mrasalah click kat pic nih sebelum u ols lari nah!? LOL!



Seperti kata title entry kali ini - mek forever will never like to play football (teringat zaman² di MRSM kalau PJ main bola, NANGIS!!! Bukannye diaorang kejar bola itiew, mereka sahaj sent the ball to me, dan in the end, they ended up kejaring me! KEJI kan? Mrasalah lepas² itiew mek main netball dengan the girls! Hiks! Tak pong, duduk depi padang jer, jadik cheerleader katanya! LOL!) - namun, walaupun mek dinch suka main bola, mek TOTAP tastykan some pemain² bols! Hiks! Move away Mrs. Beckham, make way for Mrs. BEKAM! Where's my lit'ill GUCCI dress!?!?!?! LOL!!!!






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Posted at 12:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, September 21, 2005

To Ginger with love - "Gal, happy kertu day nonoqs!!!" Hehehe...


Dearest Ginger de la Loca...

This is made especially for you gal...



Mrasalah komen sikit how does it feel like to be another year kertu? Oppss! Hehehe - mati la Green Tea dan susu SOYA! Hiks!

Gal...

Seriously, thank you very much for this one-year friendship. Well, actually, dah 2 tahun kita kawan since 2003 la kan. Tapi, kita started to 'REALLY' berkawan since last year kan noq? Anyways, mek tannak dwell pepanjang la nonoqs! Yang penting, mek hanya nak ucapkan THANK YOU so much for being there for me bile mek perlukan someone to DQ with, a shoulder for mek nak cry berhingus²an and all, and most of all, gal, you stood up for me when nobody else would. Dan finally, mek nak just say that erm... gal, thank you for the things you have done for me, and things said, mistakes done, yang mana dah guriskan hati u ols, mek mintak maaf ok? Happy birthday fefetz!!! Guess what, you're another year kertuer than me! HAHAHA! Mati la itiew Hotel Seri Malaysia dan semak² dibawah pokok ketapang!!! LARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe...







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Posted at 3:01:09 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 6th Weeks' Assignments; Submitted - published!



6th weeks' assignment for all bloggers;
Theme - Malaysian Celebrities Gossip
Assignment topic: Mrasalah buat gossip mana² artis yang korang rasa nak buat!

PS: PESANAN MEK AGAIN! Take note nah: Sila lah bergossip ala² secara intellectual, dan bukan pakai main hentam bedalll jer tau. Kang kalau pakai ikut suka mulut tu, jangan sampai anda dan blog anda binasa. Mek tak bertanggungjawab ok. Awal² mek dah habaq nih, ok? Dan kalau nak save ur bu** and your blog ke ape ke, buat la disclaimer pa per ke, cakap yang entry korang buat tu hanya sekadar assignments jer ke ape ke utk BI2005 ke, nah? Just a lil' tip jer - better be safe than sorry... :)


Ok, so, this week, AGAIN, sonang sikit mek buat entry nih sebab semua bloggers will be doin' the same theme/ topic as their individual assignments (cuma bezanye kite nak tgk diaorang gossip pasal sape) So here are the list of the bloggers yang masih bertahan, bertanding dalam minggu ke 6!

Faizaru | Imah Lenggok | Leez
LeeUK | Nasik | Taufix

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER

**Links maybe direct ke entry assignment, and/or it might just go to the bloggers main page - please reload/ refresh the bloggers page kalau by 12 noon plus anda masih belum nampak entry assignments diaorang, ok? U guys know what to do la kan. HEHEHEHE...

So, lets lah u ols!!! Lets start reading/ commenting dan amati assignment each bloggers nih. Satu Tema dan Topic yang sama, berbeza gossip, pendapat dan cara penyampaian! LETS! Juries, you guys dah patut tahu what to do nah! LETS!

Voting starts tomorrow, THURSDAY noon sampai AHAD noon! - Thank you

PS: This entry akan diupdated kan from time to time jika dan bila perlu. Nak edit update apo? Err - tak der pa per. Just nak insert sikit kat link2 bloggers tu, and etc... nuthing much, nuthing fancy. Heehehehehe...




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Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Suke tak sign ni? Hehehe...


Sape pernah pergi tempat nih!?!?!? Heheheh...



Mrasalah komen! I'm sure Neo and LeeZ dah pernah sampai kot tempat cam nih, kan?? Maybe in another state la kot, tapi this particular place dalam pic nih, yang mek tau, BadarSila, Mek dan Ginger dah sampai, bebetul depan sign nih! Tapi SEDEH, dinch bols masuk katanya!! LOL!

Behind this wall also, ade satu masjid (masjid ke masalahnye? Kecil macam Surau je, kan BS?) yang every Friday, waktu Friday prayers, AMATLAH ramai abang² dan adik² 'AUM' sembahyang Jumaat! Cam mana nak masuk ek!? Hmmm..... LeeZ, ade cadangan!? Hehehehe...





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Posted at 5:05:05 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Cinderalolo... twinnya si Cinderella - Episode 3 (The finale)



Episode 1 and Episode 2


Sedutan dari episode 2...

Anyways, Cinderalolo had a wonderful time at the ball... But, all of a sudden, everything changed. The prince was touching her face when suddenly... "Eh, asal tajam sangat kat bawah dagu you nih?" Mati lah itiew Kak Lin... hehehe. But actually, bukannye dagu bahagia nya itiew yang tajam, it was her susuks coming out already! And then she heard the sound of the clock: the first stroke of midnight katanya!!! LARI!!!!!!! And without a word of goobye (sambil lagu background ditukarkan kpd Take a Bow by LeeUKdonna), she slipped from the Prince's muskul arms and ran down the steps. As she ran she lost one of her glass slippers (tu lah, getek tau nak feeling pakai size kasut 7 padahal sebenarnye kakinya size 10! Oppsss! Mati la Vincci pembekal kasut peponen!), but not for a moment did she dream of stopping to pick it up! Kalau dia stopped, kang tak sepasal pecah lobang. And so she fled and vanished into the night, ala ala Zorro itiew - disappeared into thin air...

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By the time the two stepsistas and the step mom sampai rumah, Cinderalolo dah pun berbauk buruk bagai kembali; her mega monster fishy coach with blue hyppo and bodyguard and driver bagai semua dah turned back into their original form. And while the three of them sebok² feeling² penat (walhal tak der pon diaorang menari dengan prince tu pong), Cinderalolo buat² bodoh, masuk ke living room and asked them how was the evening like? (perlu ke buat² bodoh? LOL!)

"So how was it???" Cinderalolo sounded so teruja askin' her two so-called tired stepsistas...

"I danced with him!" said Fiebiedrizella

"I french kissed him sambil raba² ciknek dia ok! Sama macam mek buat kat Bali waktu mek pi dengan GG dulu tu... ooppss!" sambung Jingganastasia...

"While I.... I erm... I had fun dancing with the KING" and the mother tiri also tannak mengalah nih...

'Haiyoh!!!!!!! Propah! Semua propah! Mek tau MEK yang menari raba ciknek bagai dengan princie tu. Feeeeling la depa semua nih! Sama naik dengan sepupu diaorang yang sorang tu, Miss GG itiew! Oppss!' Cinderalolo thought to herself, sambil tersenyum...

"Motif senyum!?!" said Jingganastasia...

"Gila menghoyan la tu. Kan tadi siang dia feeling nak menari dengan the prince la ape bagai! Koser!" cepat jer si Fiebiedrizella tu sambung...

'Whatever lah... janji mek la itiew misteri gurlie itiew! Mati la korang feeling overdose!' said Cinderalolo to herself, again, as she picked up her stepsistas shoes, wigs, bra, padding segala bagai yang dicampak²kan begitu aje...

"Come along girls... its beauty sleep time..." kerah the step mother. Ceh, beauty sleep? That'll take them FOREVER! LOL!

And so balik ke istana, the princie was so now madly, deeply in love with Cinderalolo (but of course, the prince didn't know who Cinderalolo was la kan... so classic!), walked here and there in his castle, pikiaq pi pikiaq mai, pegang nih the glass slipper yang he picked up just after Cinderalolo was out of sight lagi tu. After a while, he said to his ministers, "U ols! Mek nak u ols go and search everywhere for the drag queen feeling woman yang kakinya would fit this glass slipper. Mek will never be content until I find her, tau u ols!!" Motif Prince menggunakan perkata² seperti 'mek' dan 'u ols²'? Gibek ke prince nih? Sedehhhh lah kalau dapat tau Princie tu bottom, mati lah Cinderalolo kena jadik top! Oppss! So anyways, the ministers pon asik lah cobakan the slipper on the foot of all the dragqueen in the kingdom...

"Mother! Owh MOTHER! Did you hear!?!?! It was on CNN and Astro @15 ok!!! The prince tu gayboy patah ok!!!!!" - errrr.... I don't think this is the actual script Jingganastasia was suppose to read. AGAIN PLEASE!

"Mother! Owh MOTHER! Did you hear!?!?! It was on CNN and Astro @15 ok!!! The prince tu dah sent out his people to search for the girl!!! Mrasalah kejap lagik dia akan sampai and testkan kat kaki we ols also!!!!!" that's more like it! Hiks. And by this time, total chaos dah jadik rumah tu. Jingganastasi and Fiebiedrizella sebok nih lari kiri kanan depan belakang carik somethin' suitable to wear, appropriate for the minister and the geng to see bile diaorang sampai nanti. Yang penting the Mak Tiri also sebok nih, nak kelihatan cantik² also! Dan waktu nih la... Cinderalolo pecah lobang!

"Owh yes, I'm sure the prince finally figured out it was my glass slipper...." dan started to dance her way, sebijik cam dia menari malam tu with the prince. And waktu nih la the Mak Tiri punya mata from blue jadi red, scanning through perangai Cinderalolo when all of a sudden, Lucibadarsiloffer tetiber boleh bercakap katanya!

"Yes u ols, THAT'S RIGHT! Memang Lolo lah that girl kat the ball tu, u ols! Mrasalah kurung dia segera u ols!!!!" - binatang sangat kan perangai!? E eh? Wait a minute. Lucibadarsiloffer IS a cat... memang la binatang! LOL!

And what happened next, nah, berlakunya kes dera u ols. Mak Tiri itiew tarik nih rambut ori Cinderalolo yang nan ado itiew, tarik sekuat² hati dan heret the poor unfortunate soul masuk ke bilik store dan locked her up! Haiyoh! Kesian kan? Kalau nak lock her up pon, lock la dia kat kitchen ker. At least, leh dia melantak while dikurung, kan? *mati la spare tyres lagik!*

And so, lepas tu, the menteri tiba katanya with the glass slipper. Nah, ape lagik - Jingganastasia tried, dinch bol. Fiebiedrizella tried pong, dinch bols katanya "I'm sure it's mine. Maybe kaki mek membesar kot? U ols know la kan, dancing all night, my kaki was practically killing... sakit sangat u ols!" Duh!? Dan yang teramat lah penting, THE MAK TIRI ALSO nak try katanya!

Waktu living room rumah tu kecoh, Jackzaru dan CDgus tgh sebok nih cuba nak selamatkan Cinderalolo. Macam² diaorang cuba ok. Finally Jackzaru ade idea... "LETS U OLS! Calling² itiew Fairy Mak Esah God Mother itiew!!!!"

"But how u ols!? We don't know where she is now! She could be in Mindeff? She could be in Transit!? And for all u know, she could be in either Jakarta, or Bali, or Bangkok, doin' misi ketenteraman tentera u ols! HOW!?!?!" sampuk CDgus...

"Ah-hah! U're wrong! Mek disinik u ols! Thanks to Miss Air Asia, mek tiba sepantas kilat dengan penerbangan AK303 Air Asia dari Neverland! Curlast tak!? Hiks!" tetiber the Fairy muncul to save the day.

"See, I told you, Lolo couldn't be Miss Air Asia. She's trapped in the store room, kan?" is this part of the script? Or simply ayat nak menyata-defend-kan bahawasanya Lolo is not Miss Air Asia? LOL!!!!

Ok - back to the story! Saat paling vast sangat u ols! As the ministers were about to leave the house, sambil bertanya... "Are you sure, dah tak der org lain dah dalam rumah ni?", tiba²...

Dengan lagu background "A moment like this" nyanyian LeeUK Clarkson, Cinderalolo tetiber muncul dalam scene itiew...

"Please, sir! May I try it on!?"

"That awful untidy girl simply cannot have been at the ball, so tak mungkin kasut tu milik dia, u ols!!!" snapped the stepmother katanya!

"Madam - my orders were, EVERY dragqueen!" Nahh!!! Zast! Minister itiew katanya telah SEBkan (shaddap, enuff, ban) the mother tiri!

Dan finally, seperti permintaan director of the movie, the glass slipper fitted perfectly.

"No! It cannot be!!!!" snapped the stepmother AGAIN, tetap nih tak puas hati walaupun di SEB kan tadi. "Tell the Prince he ought to marry one of my two daughters, ok!! Can't you see how ugly Cinderolol is! Can't you see?" over lah nak repeat statement can't u see katanya!

Suddenly the fairy appeared again depan diaorang, with CDgus and JackZaru by the side... "That's enough!!!!" Haiyoh! Mak ayam Fairy sentap ke u ols!?

In a flash, Cinderalolo appeared in a splendid dress,shining with youth and beauty (heheheh, youth? Dinch kertu ok! LOL! Mati la SOYA BEAN and GREEN TEA!). Her stepmother and stepsistas ala² gazed at her in full amazement, and the ministers said,

"Come Lovers' Handswith us, tanned with bronzer on ur face, maiden! The Prince awaits to present you with his engagement ring!" So Cinderalol joyfully went with them, and lived happily ever after with her Prince. (masalahnya, siapa top siapa bottom uols!? Siapa yang ikat sanggul rambut nih!? Mek confused japs!)

Whatever happened to the two stepsistas and the stepmom and that cat itiew!?!?!? Well, lets just say that, there goes their social life - that's it! No life terus katanya. Mesti upset habis kan? LOL!

And so... the Prince and Cinderalolo pon lived, happily ever after... di Grand Continental!!! Hiks! Ape kes? Motif Grand Continental? EHEHEEH -Mrasalah tanya CDgus tu u ols. Dia tau citer. Cuba just tanya dia... "WHAT HAPPENED AT GRAND CONTINENTAL IN 1997!?!?!?" Hahahaha - laaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiii! Mati la mek!

The end...





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Posted at 3:03:03 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




I hope Yahoo! people are readin' this!


Dearest all,

Lately, I've been gettin' A LOT, and I DO MEAN, A LOT of spam emails, which, at first I was like, "Owh why should I even bother. Select, and just delete 'em". But something drew my attention the just now, I found one of the spams used MY EMAIL ADD? Lodged a report to Yahoo! about it, and I do hope they'll look into this matter. Using my online nickname as a spam- email is one thing, that I've been gettin' a lot too, but now, MY EMAIL ADD? Meaning to say, for that email to be sent out, you have to be logged into my account with that specific email add, correct? I'm so messed up. What is happenin' these days? Where's our privacy?

Say, have you guys experienced the same? Ever had any encounter? If you were in my shoes, what would you? I mean, for safety measures, I've changed my login password to somethin' no one would even suspect, like, a very, impossible mentally challanged password, and every now and then, I keep on changin' it, again and again. Not that all this is such a big issue, but, sometimes it makes me wonder, how is it possible to have the same email add when you've already registered that particular email add? *pengsan jap...

Guess what popped into my Bulk folder? Yeap! A spam email with my lea_laurielle@yahoo.com email add. Is it the add, or they name is simply registered with my email add? Hmmm...


The content... pathetic isn't it? URGH!!!!







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Posted at 1:01:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Koleksi lagu 'feeling'...


"It is believed that one could know how you feel from the way you write; lebih² lagi bilamana the things you wrote tu came straight dari your broken heart... I wonder if it's true?..." -Lea-



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~Hati Ini Telah Dilukai~

Semalaman terkenang kan diri mu,
Mengalir air mata ku membasahi pipi,
Mengapa kau sanggup meninggalkan diriku,
Sedangkan kau tahu perasaan ini...

Kau berjanji aku lah kekasihmu,
Sanggup kusingkirkan semua cinta yang lalu,
Tidak kuduga ini akan terjadi,
Kata perpisahan yang kau pinta,

Biarkanlah, biarkan aku hidup sendirian,
Tak ingin ku mengenang kan kisah lama,
Biarkanlah, biarkan aku hidup sendirian,
Kerana hati ini, telah dilukai...

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~Laguku Untukmu~

Kehadiranmu membawa seribu erti,
Terasa bagai satu mimpi,
Indah mahligai yang kita bina,
Impian kini terlaksa sudah...

Tiada kuterlintas akan terjadi,
Kita kan berpisah jua akhirnya,
Sejenak aku berfikir segala,
Keindahan bersamamu...

Kembalilah kasih kepada diriku,
Hidup sepi tanpa kehadiranmu,
Dengarlah rayuanku,
Jeritan batinku,
Masih dahaga kemesraanmu,
Hanya kau yang kucinta,
Tiada kedua,
Usah biar ku menderita...

Setelah kau pergi tiada kembali,
Pilunya tak dapatku gambarkan,
Abadi kasihku yang amat suci,
Biarku yang dalam kegelapan,
Dengarlah dendangan laguku untukmu,
Suara erti lambang suci murni
Berat saat ku dilamun rindu,
Setelah lama dikau pergi.... kasihku...

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~Wajah Kekasih~

Kumenyaksikan, dedaun kekeringan,
Gugur kebumi, gersang tiada penghuni,
Tiada mentari awan kesuraman,
Bagaikan waktu yang terhenti...

Kumenyaksikan seraut wajah cinta,
Yang kehampaan, tiada lagi bermaya,
Kini kehilangan sebuah harapan,
Bagaikan cinta yang terkubur...

Adakah mungkin untuk kumenghidari,
Gurisan kasih luka dihati,
Jiwaku resah, apakah kesudahan,
Kecewa atau pun bahagia,
Kuyakinkan diri demi rinduku,
Penawar hanya dari wajah kekasih,
Walaupun rintangan menduga,
Kutempuhinya kerna cinta membara,
Mimpi yang terindah,
Jerlmalah dalam nyata,
Wajah² kekasih...

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~Andai Kau Pergi~

Dikau pernah berkata,
Akulah segalanya,
Tanpaku kau tak mungkin bahagia,
Namun disebaliknya,
Setelah ku percaya,
Kau bersikit dingin ku terpinga...

Andai kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi,
Hilanglah arahku,
Jangan kau pergi,
Usah kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi hampir pasti, berteman pilu sepanjang hayatku...

Dengan sepenuh cinta,
Daku tanam didada,
Dengan harapan terbina istana,
Apakah dimindamu,
Mengapa kau membisu,
Hanya katakan kau masih menyinta...

Daku tak mengerti,
Mengapa kau bersikap sebegitu,
Andainya kau tahu hatiku,
Betapa penuh didada menyintamu...






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Posted at 9:21:21 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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