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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Koleksi lagu 'feeling'...


"It is believed that one could know how you feel from the way you write; lebih² lagi bilamana the things you wrote tu came straight dari your broken heart... I wonder if it's true?..." -Lea-



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~Hati Ini Telah Dilukai~

Semalaman terkenang kan diri mu,
Mengalir air mata ku membasahi pipi,
Mengapa kau sanggup meninggalkan diriku,
Sedangkan kau tahu perasaan ini...

Kau berjanji aku lah kekasihmu,
Sanggup kusingkirkan semua cinta yang lalu,
Tidak kuduga ini akan terjadi,
Kata perpisahan yang kau pinta,

Biarkanlah, biarkan aku hidup sendirian,
Tak ingin ku mengenang kan kisah lama,
Biarkanlah, biarkan aku hidup sendirian,
Kerana hati ini, telah dilukai...

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~Laguku Untukmu~

Kehadiranmu membawa seribu erti,
Terasa bagai satu mimpi,
Indah mahligai yang kita bina,
Impian kini terlaksa sudah...

Tiada kuterlintas akan terjadi,
Kita kan berpisah jua akhirnya,
Sejenak aku berfikir segala,
Keindahan bersamamu...

Kembalilah kasih kepada diriku,
Hidup sepi tanpa kehadiranmu,
Dengarlah rayuanku,
Jeritan batinku,
Masih dahaga kemesraanmu,
Hanya kau yang kucinta,
Tiada kedua,
Usah biar ku menderita...

Setelah kau pergi tiada kembali,
Pilunya tak dapatku gambarkan,
Abadi kasihku yang amat suci,
Biarku yang dalam kegelapan,
Dengarlah dendangan laguku untukmu,
Suara erti lambang suci murni
Berat saat ku dilamun rindu,
Setelah lama dikau pergi.... kasihku...

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~Wajah Kekasih~

Kumenyaksikan, dedaun kekeringan,
Gugur kebumi, gersang tiada penghuni,
Tiada mentari awan kesuraman,
Bagaikan waktu yang terhenti...

Kumenyaksikan seraut wajah cinta,
Yang kehampaan, tiada lagi bermaya,
Kini kehilangan sebuah harapan,
Bagaikan cinta yang terkubur...

Adakah mungkin untuk kumenghidari,
Gurisan kasih luka dihati,
Jiwaku resah, apakah kesudahan,
Kecewa atau pun bahagia,
Kuyakinkan diri demi rinduku,
Penawar hanya dari wajah kekasih,
Walaupun rintangan menduga,
Kutempuhinya kerna cinta membara,
Mimpi yang terindah,
Jerlmalah dalam nyata,
Wajah² kekasih...

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~Andai Kau Pergi~

Dikau pernah berkata,
Akulah segalanya,
Tanpaku kau tak mungkin bahagia,
Namun disebaliknya,
Setelah ku percaya,
Kau bersikit dingin ku terpinga...

Andai kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi,
Hilanglah arahku,
Jangan kau pergi,
Usah kau pergi,
Andai kau pergi hampir pasti, berteman pilu sepanjang hayatku...

Dengan sepenuh cinta,
Daku tanam didada,
Dengan harapan terbina istana,
Apakah dimindamu,
Mengapa kau membisu,
Hanya katakan kau masih menyinta...

Daku tak mengerti,
Mengapa kau bersikap sebegitu,
Andainya kau tahu hatiku,
Betapa penuh didada menyintamu...






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Posted at 9:21:21 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Changes in my blog!

CHANGES in my blog!!!


Previously in my last entry (the entry yang before this nih la...) mek ade cakap that kalau u ols ade sebarang resipi ke, tips ke ape ke, mengenai food and recipes and what not, mek kasik my normal email add, kan? Dinch! Mek dah registered a special email khas utk segment Beautiful Recipes nih u ols... macam mek buat email utk Fashion and Beauty segment tu la, kan? Hehehehe...



Yezzaaa... mrasalah email kat mek at "beautifulrecipes_lea@yahoo.com", nah? Hehehehe...

And also, mek buat some minor changes kat my sideboard. Mrasalah refresh/ reload to view the changes...



Nih mek buat simple² dulu, dinch bold italic underline bagai lagi font² mek nih, sebab, MEK DAH LAMBAT NAK PI AMIK GINGER KAT AIRPORT! Mati la mek Ratu tu tunggu kat airport! LOL!!! Mek balik nih nanti mek editkan entry nih kasik cantik² nah? Kalau idak, rugi jer dapat title Miss Font Pelbagai 2005! - DAH EDIT! Hehehe... LOL!!!!




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Posted at 11:09:21 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A new and improved segment!!!


Beautiful Recipes
with
Nurlea Laurielle

Yeap peeps! The current "Food, food, food - Where!?!?!?" segment/ category will soon be replaced with a new segment; new and improved - for the benifit of all readers!!! Coming to you, SOON, exclusively at http://lealaurielle.blogdrive.com!!! This is just a sneak preview; once officially launched, more and more beautiful recipes will be added, InsyaAllah, everyday! All recipes are courtesy of Reader's Digest 1001 Recipes, Betty Crocker's Cookbook, local magazines, and also from the secret recipe book of my mommy and granny!!! Be on the look out for this new segment, and it's gonna be launched pretty soon! Don't miss it! :) Cheers!


Interesting fruit creations


Crunchy cookies


Mouth watering cakes and shortbread deserts


Excellent main course dishes


More cookies


Delicious healty meals


Not to mention, this segment will also be featuring family recipes, tradition cakes and cookies, pastas, drinks, appertizers, soups... you name it! I also welcome readers to participate ie by submitting your recipes to my email at lea_laurielle@yahoo.com - This is gonna be really fun!!! :) Can't wait till the launching day for this segment!!! And it's gonna be coming to you, for you,SOON!





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Posted at 2:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com - UPDATED


The topic speaks for itself...

Yezzzaaa... Mek dah updated my fotopages with two new entries...

The afternoon mek melepak kat salon kecantikan Rias Raha milik mak ayam Nabilla Natasha Porntip Nakironkanuk... hiks! Adakah mak ayam Nabilla akan ketawa sebegini once she finds out mek snappy² pics dia, staff, customer dan jugak baju² pengantinnya secara haram? LOL! Mati la mek! (Che Detz, owwwhhh no u're NOT gonna tell her anything! And that includes you, csi_X! Hehehehe...)


Dan entry berikutnya bertema kesahnya hal perihal pinggan mangkuk lagi katanya! Nampak sangat boring dan tak der kerje, sampai sanggup punggah habis pinggan mangkuk camca garfu bagai semua semata² nak snappy² pixies jer? Nangis!!! LOL!


Mrasalah click HERE to proceed to my fotopages! Jgn lupa komeng yah yah!? LOL! Mati la mek!





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Posted at 12:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, September 19, 2005

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 6th Weeks' Theme and Assignments - Edited / Latest



Dearest all...

Memandangkan tadik at 9am mek dah ade buat kesilapan dalam pemberian individual assignments, dan WALAUPUN mek dah edit dah, tapi yer la, mek ala² takut jugak kalau ade some yang tak tahu mek dah edit entry assignments tu. So now, biar mek cakap again - sebab tannak ade kekeliruan and all... So again, TEMA minggu nih ialah...

6th Week's Theme - Malaysian Celebrities Gossip
Mrasalah buat gossip mana² artis yang korang rasa nak buat!

Dan as u can see, again, no individual topics again for this week! Ikut suka lah nak pilih artis mana² pon nak digossipkan. Tapi, take note nah: Sila lah gossip ala² secara intellectual, dan bukan pakai main hentam bedalll jer tau. Kang kalau pakai ikut suka mulut tu, jangan sampai anda dan blog anda binasa. Mek tak bertanggungjawab ok. Awal² mek dah habaq nih, ok? Dan kalau nak save ur bu** and your blog ke ape ke, buat la disclaimer pa per ke, cakap yang entry korang buat tu hanya sekadar assignments jer ke ape ke utk BI2005 ke, nah? Just a lil' tip jer - better be safe than sorry... :)

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER





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Posted at 4:30:16 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Koleksi gambar abadi - classic!!!


You ols,

Semalam waktu ade kenduri kat umah my auntie kat kampung, semasa me belek² album² berhabuknya itiew, ade 3 pics yang menambat hati mek. And with her permission, mek amik dan scanned pics itiew dan mek nak abadikan pics² itiew dalam my blog.

It's not just any normal black and white pics² (yer, mek dapat pics² nih, asalnya dah memang black and white ok! HEHEHE), but pics² nih melambangkan sejarah lama (past tense lagik) dan also keglorian (ade ke such word? Memandai jer aku nih) Kedah Darul Aman.


DYTM The Sultan of Kedah, and DYTM the late Sultanah of Kedah... dizaman muda mereka. Cantik kan the late Sultanah tu? I asked my auntie, cam mana dia leh dapat pic nih. Dia pun cakap, 'Ntah'... haiyoh... tau² jer gambar up close and personal with the Sultan and late Sultanah of Kedah ade dalam album berhabuk dia? MOTIF? Walau apa apa pon, Daulat Tuanku! They were the perfect royal couple pada pendapat mek. The Sultan is VERY VERY polite and soft spoken. My grandma kenal sangat² the Sultan when they were kecik². Sultan tu dulu, selalu called my grandma Alang, dan selalu puji Cik Su (adik manja my grandma) cantik la itu la ini la dengan Alangnya tu... They liked each other, katanya my Grandma. Tapi, memandangkan darjat dan pangkat, cinta si raja dan si anak dara sunti ketua kampung, terlarang akhirnya. Tragis sangat. Tapi, kalau betul Sultan Kedah dulu² tu dah kawin dengan my Tok Su, hmmm... I doubt I would be here today, kan? Mesti dah berubah sedikit sebanyak history Kedah dan family granma mek, kan? Past tense.... hehehehe...




Pic nih mek tujukan pada semua ALMA MATTER KSAH students! Classic kan pic nih? This is the main building of Kolej Sultan Abdul Hamid, the all boys school, one of the most prestigious schools in Malaysia (once upon a time aje la kot) Hehehe... dan mek pasti, csi_X dan Che Detz, musti tgh menangis tgk pic kenangan lama nih kan? Ingat dak padang tu? Ingat dak tiang bendera itiew? Ingat tak classrooms tu? Ingat tak porch tu? Haiyoh! NANGIS!!!!




Dan pic nih, pic hostel A (the main hostel) kat KSAH nih. Mek remembered waktu kursus pengawas, mek ngan mak ayam Nabilla Natasya Porntip dan jugak Shahnon dan jugak Syukri specky kena bermalam kat sitiew - SCARRY!!!! Katanya dulu sebelum jadik hostel, waktu zaman penjajahan Japong tu, that block A hostel tu merupakan markas Jepun la, wad² kecemasan ala ala ER la, itu ini - macam² ghost stories mek dengar. Seram jugak. Tapi just look at this pic, classic vintage kan??? Sukanya mek! Mek also tanye lah to my auntie, cam mana these 2 KSAH pics ada dalam simpanannya? Katanya my cousin's cousin dulu sekolah situ dan sangatlah berminat dengan photography dan dia lah yang snappy pics² tu. Owh ye ke? Then, takkan 2 saje? Kalau dah minat photography, mesti banyak dia snappy², kan ? Katanya Auntie mek lagi, semua pics² yang lenglain tu dia simpan ntah kat mana. Hapsetnya!!!!



So itu lah dia u ols, 3 pics yang telah menambat hati mek utk buat entry past tense kali nih! Mrasalah komen, nah? Hiks!






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Posted at 1:05:02 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 5th elimination and 6th Weeks' Assignments!



Dearest all...

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 5th Elimination


My owh my - it's Monday. Another blue-Monday morning? Not for all, but for some, it is. As it's the day when I announce the name of the next contender that will eliminated from Bloggers Idol 2005.

Yeap, it is not easy for me to do this, ok! Biar pun dah masuk minggu ke 6, still... results minggu ke 5, terpaksa mek announcekan jugak dengan berat hati.

The 5th contender to be eliminated from BI2005 ni bukannya calang² blogger also. Very determined to do / get what he wants, I must say, mek sangat pandang respect la sama mamat nih. Easy to work with (based dari 5 weeks dia bersama dalam BI nih la kan), tak banyak songeh dan very funny, mek rasa sedih jugak nak annoucekan namanya. Tapi like I said, what to do, terpaksa... kan?

Juries banyak yang senang dengan cara beliau delivered his assignments; ade some said very matang, very pandai memilih his words and most of all, dia very pandai buat assignment dalam tonasi nada asli, ie very original la kirenya. Cam mana dia chat/ sembang, cam tu lah dia deliveredkan his assignments. 5 minggu dia bertahan, namun kali nih, nasib tak menyebelahinya dari segi undian, walaupun markahnya dari juri² boleh dikatakan ANTARA yang tertinggi. Dan ini sekali lagi, kali ini, kali kedua, blogger yang disingkirkan ini, mempunyai kutipan vote terendah (second selepas Khairie Kie yang memecahkan rekod menjadi blogger pertama yang tersingkir selari dengan jumlah undian terendah; sebelum² nih, undian terendah, sangatlah terselamat sebab ade juries marks, kan? Tapi kali nih, juries dah sangatlah membantu, tapi, undian tidak...)

Apa apa pon, u ols, mek harap, u ols dah had some fun dalam minggu2 yang u ols telah berjaya kekal dalam BI2005 ni, wokeh?

Dan kepada blogger yang telah disingkirkan ini, PLEASE EMAIL ME SEPATAH DUA KATA so that I boleh publish it as an entry for everyone to read. Email la apa apa yang u ols rase u ols nak cakap/ katakan - jgn pendam dalam hati. Ok? Please email me before Wednesday ya dear... Thanks! (please send that email to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com ok hon?)

Last but not the least, THANK YOU VERY MUCH for participating in Bloggers Idol 2005!!!...

Results dari VOTES + Juries evaluation scores for week #5 (mengikut ranking - mind the typo kat result pic tu; its rElekjek, not rIlekjek. Sorry! Hiks!)
5th elimination - Relekjek @ Hairy Chub


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Ok... so now, ape ek? Owh, yes - tema. Ok. Sebelum tu, mek nak go quicky sikit pasal 'JURI' kali ini.

One of the Juri TETAP for BI2005, iaitu Juri A, minggu nih, tidak dapat bersama kita. Ala ala Kudsia Kahar la dalam AF3 minggu keberape entah, dia tak dapat hadir, kan? Ehehe. I'm sure dia buat explaination kat Astro dan AF kenape dia tak dapat hadir utk menjalankan tugas, kan? Jadik, temanya Juri A tetap kita tu pun, mek suruh dia buat explaination email kat mek dan mek telah pun buatkan entry pasal kes itiew... (Sila lah rujuk SINI utk baca surut explaination malas dia itiew - OPPSS!)

Dan oleh sebab itiew, FIEBIE akan menggantikan tempat juri A itiew for this week only, nah? :)

So, that's about it kot pasal Juri tetap. Now, minggu nih punye JURI JEMPUTAN piula. Heheheeh... Juri jemputan kita minggu nih ALSO merupakan pemilik Blog of the Week di blog mek pada minggu nih. Yezzaaa... SULTAN MUZAFFAR. Dia nih mek feeling² antara top 5 bloggers kat Malaysia nih. Mrasalah korang, beware! Buat entry assignments elok², nanti kang naya jer kena komen kaw kaw. Dia nih seangkatan dengan NZ, Klubbkidd, Juandanza and all... aiyoh! Top bloggers nih, mrasalah kau Top ke SM!? Heheheheeh mati la mek!

SM memang terkenal dengan blognya yang SANGATLAH berinfomatif itiew, kan u ols? Macam² ade, mainly pasal events and musical occasions and stuff, macam² la. Nak tahu dengan lebih lanjut, sila la ke blognya. Click HERE to proceed to his blog.

Famous dengan temanya, "Dari pandangan isi hati dan rakaman lensa seorang Sultan Muzaffar" , bloggers beware! Kritikan²nya tak bererti dia tak suka, segala pujian²nya tak bermakna dia menyokong anda... Haaaaaa... pepandai la korang ek? Hiks!...

So... now, lets move on to the next agenda... TEMA... temanya minggu ke 6 nih, bagi mek, menarik lah jugak. Tapi, as usual, like it or not, mek TETAP akan go on with it. Susah sangat ke, senang sangat ke, mrasalah buat jer assignments korang nih nanti, nah?

6th Week's Theme - Malaysian Celebrities Gossip
Mrasalah buat gossip mana² artis yang korang rasa nak buat!

Biase² je kan, minggu nih? Mainly assignments semua nak mintak korang buat gossip berteraskan INTELEKSI u ols jer... jgn pakai sedap main gossip² jer tau - tu jer tugasan u ols wahai bloggers² BI2005 kiew sekalians! Hiks! Banyak sources kalau korang nak carik bahan; like, masuk blog² tertentu dimana banyak infomasi² pasal artis² serta perkembangan mereka dan jugak perkembangan seni - mek pasti, kalau kena gaya dan cara, entry assignments u ols bukan sekadar gossip, tapi boleh menjadi informative... kan kan kan? Hiks! (kalau rajin, buat lah DISCLAIMER - mampu save ur a** kalau jadiknya kes² peminat fanatik naik hantu nanti... kan? Hiks!)

So itu la dia - mek dah sentuh pasal juri tetap gantian, juri jemputan, dan also the theme utk week ke 6 nih. So, apo tunggu lagik, LETS! Mulakan kerej! Hik!

The dateline to publish your assignments will be 51hours from NOW, and that will be this WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2005. Assignments MUST be published by 12NOON, SHARP!** Juries will start commenting the entries by WEDNESDAY NOON 12PM to THURSDAY NOON 12PM. Poll WILL be up in my blog from THURSDAY NOON 12PM to SUNDAY NOON 12PM - Thank you.

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER


* Should you manage to finish your assignment earlier before the dateline, and you feel like publishing there and then, PLEASE change the publishing time and date settings of your assignment - for help on how to do so, please CLICK HERE

Good luck semua!!!!!!!!!! You may begin, NOW!





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Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




What have you missed during the weekend? 16th to 19th of September 2005



Hmmm... I would have to say that am back on track kot? What track? Heheheh track giat mara cerdas menghapdetkan blog ler! LOL! Macam, tah lah. Itiew semangat setiamembloggin' dah kembali katanya kot? (I wonder how long THAT will last pulak kali nih? LOL!) Dan yang penting, if it wasn't for that sh*tty thing that happened siang tadik (Sunday afternoon), mek rase mungkin Sunday Sept. 18th, mek banyak buat entries kot. What sh*tty thing yang dah jadik tadik itiew? Haiyoh! It was like, mek asik lah semangat nak buat entry tu entry nih, banyak yang tgh draft dalam notepad semua la kan, took me 2 hours la nak draft itu ini; BUT, it only take a sudden black out of 2 seconds (off, dan on balik electricity itiew) to hancurkan mood mek and also all my drafts (unsaved of course! - Yer la, mana lah mek nak tau ade sudden black out tu! URGH!) Terus tensi mensi u ols! Sangat² tensi! Tapi, what to do - tak der rezeki kot. Tapi tak per, banyak lagi masa. Nanti mek boleh hapdetkan with all the new entries and new cool categories/ features kat blog pathetic mek nih! LOL!

And so, as for now, nih la yang korang dah missed out since Friday (kalau yang dah baca on Friday tu, tak per la, abaikan aje yang korang dah baca tu! LOL!) September 16th, sampai now. Hhehehe...
So oklah ek? Enjoy readin' em, nah!? Hiks!!!




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Posted at 1:45:45 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Blog of the week - Sultan Muzaffar

Dearest all,

It is with great pleasure that I bring you, the 10th blog that will be featured as "Blog of the week" here in my blog... :)


"Dari isi hati pandangan mata dan rakaman lensa seorang SultanMuzaffar"
Click HERE to proceed to his blog!


PS: Awat mek rasa makin hari makin pendek jer entry Blog of the Week nih, ek? LOL!!!




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Posted at 1:29:24 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Cinderalolo... twinnya si Cinderella - Episode 2


From the 1st Episode... (click HERE to read the 1st Episode which includes names of the whole cast!)

"Don't be alarmed, LOLS!" said the fairy - motif LOLS? Hehehe. "The Katarinawind blew me your sighs itiew. I know you would love to go to the ball and meet the prince with the balls itiew, kan u ols? And dengan adenya mek, so you shall go, sundel!!"

"Err.... what ball???" asked Cinderalolo, very confused. Gilo ke apo nih? 'What on earth is this fairy talkings abouts lah?' sentak hati Cinderalolo.

"E eh? What do you mean, WHAT BALL? The dance, the party... haiyoh!!! Hello!?!?!? Snappy2!" Fairy itiew ala ala seperti sentap sedikits. Hiks!

"Er... u ols, we havent't come to that part just yet. Perutusan dari Istana Rumah Urut Matahari pong, yang sepatutnya dibawa oleh Penyampai MJ Nory pon belum sampai lagi u ols!" terangnya Cinderalolo to the fairy mak esah Godmother itiew.

"Haiyoh! Yer ke? Mek terFUTURE tense piula. Sorry! I'll be back later, nah? Hehe.." Hiks... and within split seconds she's gone, climbing up on the chimney...

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The very next day, Cinderalolo was busy doin' her usual work, when the door bell berbunyi memecah kesunyian mansion itiew. She rushed to the door, and seperti tahu², its was the Penyampai MJ dari Istana Rumah Urut Matahari, Nory Kurip Kuriyapan...

"A msg from his royal highness the king! Please get this invitation card to the owner of the mansion, thank you!" - tu je dialogue Nory? Haiyoh! Extra sangat, kan? LOL!!! Mati la mek!

Cinderalolo did not wasted any time - terus dia naik ke tingkat atas to see her step mom Lady DelaImah dalam the music room, teaching her two 'lovely' daughters singin' "Di Bawah Pokok Klapak"... feeling nak masuk AF la tu! Although, Cinderalolo was specifically told not to disturb them, tapi...

Knock²!!!

"Owh dear step mother..." perlahan saje Cinderalolo berkata² (takut kena sembur la tu!)

"Lolo! I specifically told you never to interrupt!!!!" tengkingnya mak tiri itiew, lari!!!

"But this just arrived from the palace..." Berani mampos nih jawab mak tirinya itiew!

"From the palace!?!?!" Serentak nih the two stepsistas menjerit sambil lari² itik kearah Cinderalolo...

"Give it to me!" Fiebiedrizella suddenly snatched the invitation card from Cinderalolo...

"No, let me have it!" Nah, Jingganastasia pulak dah snatched from Fiebiedrizella. Kexi lah!

"Thank you but I'll read it...." THAT'S IT! Rebut pi rebut mai, mak tiri depa jugakkk dapet!

"There seems to be a ball, in honor of his highness..."

"The kertu king!?!?!" Again, serentak the two stepsistas berkata² - MOTIF the KING? Ngong lah.

"No silly, the PRINCE!" First time mak tiri depa laser depa nih, Cinderalolo gelak jer lah nengok gelagat her two stepsistas sambil fikirannya bermain²... 'Katanya US grad! Mati la Ivy League!'

"Ouuuuuuuuuu!!! The prince!!!!!" Dinch lah perlu mek cakap yang they said this serentakly also!

"And it says every eligible drag queen is to attend..." sambung mak tiri itiew...

"Why, that's us!??!?! We're so eligible!!!" - die lah CLEO Mag!

"That means I can go to..." tetiber nih Cinderalolo bersuara, mampos lah kau!

"YOU!? Goin' to the ball!?!?! Dancing with the prince!?!? Perlu ke berangan! Next station Jelatek, kau pikir kau CANTIK!?!?!?! Sudah! Kertu de la past tense! Hanj sangat ade hati nak ke party itiew! You're nothing! Lalats pong tak hengen tgk muka kau nyeh! HAHAHAHA" - told you, mampos lah kau Cinderalolo berani mampos feeling nak pergi also. Nah, kan dah kena ketawa dengan Jingganastasi!

Kata² itiew very der menikam nusuk kalbu hati Cinderalolo. Sedeh sangat stepsistasnya sanggup cakap cam tu. But what to do, reality check, she had no choice. Dia terpaksa bekerja keras since lunch time sampai ke petang, siapkan the two stepsistas - siapkan dresses, accessories lah, wigs Jenny la, shoes and what not - sampaikan ke make up pon Cinderalolo had to do... (kalau harapkan those two stepsistas make up sendiri, harus la hausly kelabu make up masing²! Aiyoh! Mati lah event Miss Two Faces! LOL!)

So anyways, siap pi siap mai (not to mention, Cinderalolo also had to siapkan the Mak Tiri - ala ala "Lolo! Siapkan mek! Make me look like Joan Collins!!!" - Joan Collins katanya? Jonet Keling can ah? LOL! Mati la mek - lariiiiiiiiiii!!!) sampai lah pukul 7.30 lebih, when it's time for them to leave for the ball.

"Bye PRINCESS... selamat berangan!" sindir Fiebiedrizella sewaktu she was goin' out of the mansion...

"Gi la menari dengan your penyapu sampah kat dapur tu ek? Duuuiii!!!" nah, kena lagik, dengan Jingganastasia. Kesian, kesian... haiii...

"Do not worry my dear child... you'll get to go to the ball, in YOUR DREAMS!!!!" finally, mak tiri itiew ALSO nak caraskan Cinderalolo katanya. Mek yang jadik narrator nih pon, tumpang nangis...

And so, Cinderalolo watched in tears as the carriage usang yang membawa those two 'lovely' stepsistas and her stepmom to palace leaves the perkarangan mansionnya itiew... sambil membuat lambaian miss² (mati la feeling nak masuk Miss² lagik katanya! HIKS!) And once the carriage dah out of sight, nah, apa lagik, 100m speed run nih, ke belakang dapur diluar mansion itiew, dan as usual, DQ, nangis lagi la tu... ape lagi kejenye, kan? And as Cinderalolo tgh nangis, suddenly, that 'voice' came back... that suara garau ala ala bapak ghanduk itiew...

"Pssstt!!!! Is it NOW!?" walaupun kaedahnya whispering, tapi mek rase, sebatu pon boleh dengar. Kepit siket u ols! Hiks!

Cinderalolo yang masih menangis itiew pon replied... "Duh!?" And then BOOM! The Fairy Mak Esah Godmother pon muncul in her lovely pink glittering short dress kembang with heels berbulu katanya (not to mention, the bebulus kat kakinya also! Hiks!)

"Don't be despare my child, heads up gal! Lick the tits and blow the gum, look out palace matahari de Ciksit here she cumms!!!!!!!!!!" katanya Fairy itiew, penuh confidensi nih!

"Hello!? Like, reality check please. How can I go? Kalau nak pergi jugak, mek kena feeling² woman, dinch pecah lobang as drag ok! And IF I'm goin', what am I goin' to wear? These old rags?" Cinderalol replied. "The servants will turn me away! - even the LALATS pon will turn me away ok!"

The fairy smiled her plastic fake smile saje, listening to Cinderalolo membebel. With a flick of her magic wand yang persis tongkat orang² buta itiew, Cinderalolo found herself wearing the most beautiful dress, the loveliest ever seen in the realm, of course designed and created by the famous designer, Volkvw ChandrOng (designer nih ade darah kacukan family Bernard Chandran dan Michael Ong - tu yang dapat ChandrOng tu, curlast dak? LOL!) That settled bab dress, now her looks. The Fairy, dalam keadaan separuh terkejut...

"HAIYOH! Perlu ke berbauk bagai semua masih!? And, haiyoh, got bul² dada also? And what is this, KETI also? And not to forget, the wild bushy leggies!?!?!? NANGIS!!!!!! But fear not my child, I have a solution..." said the Fairy sambil keluarkan something from her Mary Poppin's floralbag itiew...

"Nah, here's a Gillette twin shaver with shaving cream - now go upstairs and do your magic in the toilet! Leave me at peace, while I figure out the means of transportation for you to go to the ball, nah? Now shuhhh! Go!" kejarnya Fairy itiew. And as usual, Cinderalolo run pecut 100m masuk kedalam mansion itiew dan up she went to the first floor and into the toilet and started shaving whatever things she needed to shave, sambil pasang lagu Body Beautifuler, nyanyian LeeUK also... hiks!

"Now that mek dah settled the matter of the dress," said the Fairy, "mek need to get that Lolo a transport. A real lady would never go to a ball on foot! Quick! Get me a... a... cat!!!" she ordered Jack and Gus! Motif, CAT!? And so, the only Cat yang ADO dalam this cerita is Lucibadarsiloffer jer la, kan? So, Gus and Jack tricked the cat to come out ke belakang mansion tu. And they managed to do that, and once Lucibadarsiloffer keluar jer, the Fairy dah ready dah menunggu, and terus turned the cat into... a... Blue Hyppo????????! MOTIFNYA!?! (nyeh, sah sah Blue Hyppo TMNET Streamyx yang sponsor cerita nih, harus lah kena ada unsur bodek sikit, kan? And what better way to bodek, then to bring in the mascot of TMNET iaitu the Blue Hyppo itiew into the scene. Tadaaaaaa! HIKS!)

"Oh of course, we do need... a erm, tulang ikan?" sambungnya the Fairy. Gus and Jack still pening lah. Motif, TULANG IKAN? This is Cinderalolo not Bawang Putih Bawang Merah!? Haiyoh! Whatever lah. And so they found a tulang ikan, and then, dari tulang ikan, terus jadi ala ala a fine coach limo nih, with 18 wheels nih (mek rase mek tau mai mananya those 18 wheels - tu, tulang² rangka ikan itiew, kan!? LOL!). It's like the pumpkin coach, but only, its a limo shaped ala ala ikan with 18 wheels, attached with a blue hyppo - grand dak? Grand kan? And when does Gus ngan Jack nak masuk into the scene nih? Ahah!!!! The Fairy decided to turn the two lovely mice into the driver and also the bodyguard... hiks! GusCd jadik the driver, and JackZaru jadik the bodyguard for Cinderalolo. Classic, kan!?!?! Hiks!

And by the time semua nih dah siap, Cinderalolo pon dah habis shaving katanya... and when she came down... she could hardly believe her eyes.

"A fish-shaped Coach with 18 wheels? Monster!!! Coolness!" tu jer yang Cinderalolo managed to say. But there seemed to be one small problem also... Cinderalolo masih belum bermake up katanya!

"Never der mind - you should go au natural! Feeling woman sikit!" Maaati la kau Fairy, kan? Feeling la sangat, sebenarnya dah malas la tu! HAHAHA. Cinderalolo pun, apa lagi, berbekalkan music nyanyia LeeUK, Survivenyah, terus lah, tenyeh Krayolan number 8 yang sehabis tan itiew, sekali dengan Miyami number 3 sebagai compact, sedikit bronzer dimukanya, disapukan sedikit shading pipi dan dagu, serta hanya berbekalkan lipgloss natural shining itiew, dan selepas buat kening, terus pakai eyeliner yang tebal dan diikuti dengan melekatkan bulu mata pelesu number 123 + number 115 (semuanya 4 lapis), dan sarung wig Scarlette yang RM999.99 itiew - and THAT'S IT! Done katanya! Simple... hiks!!! Make up sendiri nih, curlast! LOL!

NOW baru dia ready to go to the ball katanya...

"You will soon see that the Prince (wallahua'lam la sape yang pegang watak ni, LOL!), in whose honour the ball is being held, will be enchanted by your loveliness and your ketidakpecahanlobangan. But remember! You must leave the ball at midnight and come home. For that is when the spell ends. Everything will turn back to it's original form... and you - your susuk² bauk janggut bagai and what not will timbul, and also, you will be dressed again in rags and wearing clogs instead of these dainty little glass slippers! Do you understand?" Cinderalolo smiled and said, "Yes mak ayam!!" Hehehe... mak ayam katanya! Hiks!

And away she went!!!

When Cinderalolo entered the ballroom at the palace, a hush fell. Everyone stopped in mid-sentence to admire her elegance, her beauty and grace (mek feeling sangat sentense nih! MEK SUKA MEK SUKA!!!!). "Who can that be?" people asked each other. The two stepsisters also wondered who the newcomer was... "Nyeh, muka dia itiew bukan ke macam muka that Miss yang ko penah kalahkan waktu Miss Univeser 2003 itiew, yang dapat 2nd runner-up yang lari turun stage nangis macam org kena rogol itiew?" bisik Fiebiedrizella pada Jingganastasia yang sedang kerut² sambil gigit jari... "Tah la u ols. Macam yer je? Tapi, it couldn't be lah... could it?" Jingganastasia masih tak pasti... The mak tiri also very der curiga (sambil lagu Curiga dinyanyikan oleh LeeUK as background music)... "Macam pernah kulihat, tapi di mana ya? Hmmmm..."

When the prince set eyes on Cinderalolo, he was struck by her beauty. The prince pon berjalan lah towards her, and asked her to dance with him... "Tanggo? Latin? Salsa? Stripdance? Ballroom? Slow?" Cinderalolo kekwat nihhhh, mentang² penah bergelar showgirl - e eh? BILA MASA!? LOL!!!! And to the great disappointment of all the young ladies (not to mention, some kertu ladies also), he danced with Cinderalolo all evening katanya - NANGIS! Mek pong tumpang nangis! "Who are you, tanned drag queen?" the Prince kept asking her. Dalam otak Cinderalolo "Motif dragqueen? Make up simple² au natural nih pun, pecah lobang ke!? NANGIS!" tapi, she didn't la jawab cam tu. Nak mampos. She only replied: "What does it matter who I am! You will never see me again anyway." Waaahhh! Confidensi nih! Ke, kekwat feeling jual mahal? Hmmmm...

"Oh, but I shall, I'm quite certain!" he replied. Kenape the prince sort of like sounded like csi_X ek? Ish!

Anyways, Cinderalolo had a wonderful time at the ball... But, all of a sudden, everything changed. The prince was touching her face when suddenly... "Eh, asal tajam sangat kat bawah dagu you nih?" Mati lah itiew Kak Lin... hehehe. But actually, bukannye dagu bahagia nya itiew yang tajam, it was her susuks coming out already! And then she heard the sound of the clock: the first stroke of midnight katanya!!! LARI!!!!!!! And without a word of goobye (sambil lagu background ditukarkan kpd Take a Bow by LeeUKdonna), she slipped from the Prince's muskul arms and ran down the steps. As she ran she lost one of her glass slippers (tu lah, getek tau nak feeling pakai size kasut 7 padahal sebenarnye kakinya size 10! Oppsss! Mati la Vincci pembekal kasut peponen!), but not for a moment did she dream of stopping to pick it up! Kalau dia stopped, kang tak sepasal pecah lobang. And so she fled and vanished into the night, ala ala Zorro itiew - disappeared into thin air... And so this cerita, will continue in its final 3rd episode, esok... nah? Hiks! Tungguu.... TO BE CONTINUED





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