Wednesday, September 14, 2005
The most influential woman in the 20th century...
Greetings semua...
Tetiber jer me felt like answering to this week's Bloggers Idol 2005 punye question/ assignment; ntah, tetiber je. Sebelum² nih, tak pulak getek nak menjawab, kan? Kot² sebab minggu nih semua dapat same topic kot, so tak der lah mek nak kena memilih which assignment yang mek nak jawab, kan?
Tapi this is gonna be a short, VERY short entry. Mrasalah kalau mek masuk BI dan jawab sebegini, harus kena eliminate terus with the lowest votes and also lowest scores from the juries, kan? LOL!
Anyways, to the question, "A hundred years from today, who would historians select as the most influential woman in the 20th century, and why?", mek rase mek nak jawab cam nih jer lah, sesimple² yang boleh (I mean, kalau ikutkan BI2005 punye ground rules pun, assignments sependek² alam, tak semestinya tak qualify utk bertanding, kan? LOL!)

In my opinion, a hundred years from today, or even, five hundred years from today, the most influential woman that I could think of, is Mother Theresa. She helped just about anyone and everyone; the poor, the sick, the needy, children - she didn't asked for anything in return. All she ever wanted was, 'to have food in their mouth, and happiness'....
Haiyoh! OFF TOPIC mek rasa! Very der bukan skema jawapan assignment, kan? Nih ala² jawapan feeling² Miss Miss, KAN!? LOL!!! Mati la mek!...
PS - told you this would be a very short entry - harapkan pic the late Mother Theresa tu satu jer lah utk 'panjang'kan siketttt entry nih! LOL!...


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Funny signs - also got ok!
U ols! (sambil lap²kan air mata hasil tawaan maha zast!)
Mek dapat frwded email nih from a friend. Binats sangat sign² nih semua, mai dari mana tak tau? (ade satu tu mek tau mai dari Canada rasanya - mrasalah check yang mana satu!) Hehehe. Yang penting, ini another version from LEEUK punye entry pasal funny XXX signboards kat blog dia tu, kan LeeUK? Hehehe...








Thanks kW for the email! Ko memang sial kan kasik email kasik mek pecah perot (hanjs sangat! Pecah perut je, tapi itiew spare² tyres tak pulak pecah? LOL!)... thanks anyways luv!


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Removed - Airpool
1st we had Dala, then Najib @ csi_X, then thirdly we had Nini, and now, we have one of the top contender, Airpool (Again, WALLAHUA'LAM ape citer pun tak tau; tried calling dia, tapi tak dapat. Blog dia pun nampak last updated, Sunday hari tu... Hopefully nothing serious). Sangat2 sayang bile bende2 cam nih berlaku, tapi, rules tetap rules no matter what. Dan selepas consulting juries, dengan ini, officially, Bloggers Idol 2005 week 5 hanya ade 7 contestants, instead of 8. Maka dengan ini juga, sekali lagi di informkan, Airpool TERPAKSA kami removekan dari terus bertanding. Harap maaf. Sekian...


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Bloggers Idol 2005 - 5th Weeks' Assignments; Submitted - published!

Ok, so, this week, sonang sikit mek buat entry nih sebab semua 8 bloggers will be doin' the same topic as their individual assignments (mek suka! Very soalan feeling2 MISS! HEHEHEHE) So here are the list of the 8 bloggers yang masih bertahan, bertanding dalam minggu ke 5!
Imah Lenggok | Leez | LeeUK | Nasik | Taufix
**Links maybe direct ke entry assignment, and/or it might just go to the bloggers main page - please reload/ refresh the bloggers page kalau by 12 noon plus anda masih belum nampak entry assignments diaorang, ok? U guys know what to do la kan. HEHEHEHE...
So, lets lah u ols!!! Lets start reading/ commenting dan amati assignment each bloggers nih. Satu topic sama, berbeza pendapat dan cara penyampaian! LETS! Juries, you guys dah patut tahu what to do nah! LETS! (brapa punya banyak LETS daaaa)
PS: This entry akan diupdated kan from time to time jika dan bila perlu. Nak edit update apo? Err - tak der pa per. Just nak insert sikit kat link2 bloggers tu, and etc... nuthing much, nuthing fancy. Heehehehehe...


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Falling in love, literally...
Dearest all...
INILAH yang dinamakan, CINTA TIDAK MENGENAL BATAS USIA... Classic isn't it!? Hehehe...

I got this article from a friend through email. Terkejut jugak the first time I bacanya; LEBIH terkejut after reading a statement or two dalam article itiew...
1st up... memula mek baca title dia itiew, GREAT GRANDMA itiew - mek hengatkan a great type of grandma, ala ala sporting morting persis kawan mek punye grandma yang berusia 68 tapi tetap bershorts di rumah dan berambut merah persis Mc D punye rambut itiew! Haiyoh, rupernya, menang GREAT-GRANDMOTHER katanya, aged 71 years old katanya. MEMANG GREAT! Hehehehe... dah tu pulak, kawen pulak dengan shuben berusia 40? (which pada pendapat mek, he doesn't look 40yo pon, kan?)
2ndly, mek terkujat jugak, that they finally tied the knot after staying together for a year in the same house? Hmmmm tapi pikir2 balik, sape nak suspect ape2 pon kalau duduk berdua 5 tahun sekalipon, kan? Kalau ors nak tangkap basah pong pikiaq dua kali, ala ala macam Nenek ngan Cucu sajo. Tapikan, they've stayed together, for a year? Curlast kan!
Then, yang mek persoalkan pada diri mek sendiri, maksud dan tema "healthy physical relationship" - tu maksudnya, sex ke u ols? Haiyoh! Mek tak dapat nak bayangkan...
Nenek: Yang, I 'nak' la malam nih...
Hubby: Boleh Darling... nak position macam mana sayang? I tak leh be on top of you, I takut I'll smash and crush your bones into pieces. And you pun bukannya boleh nak duduk on top of me; you nak 'up' and 'down' nanti, you penat... so how?
HAIYOH! MEK NANGIS!
4thly nye, mek nak question siket pasal statement persis SSBM si Mokhtar itiew...
"I never had any relationship with women before meeting Qiu. I hope to start a family with her..."
Mek PENGSAN japs! Ape maksud dia NEVER HAD ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN sebelum jumpe Qiu? 40 tahun hidup, dia gibeks ke u ols? I tot gibeks have very high taste in women? Nangis mek ok! Dan kaedah "HOPE TO START A FAMILY WITH HER..." itiew, mek akui, niat suci sangat. Tapi again, QUESTION, Qiu can pregnant meh? Mek dinch tau!
Apa apa pon, I would like to say, (kalau masih valid dan belum terlewat) - SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU!!! Dan good luck to both of you!!! Inilah cinta paling classic mek penah nengok, a 40yo man (who doesn't look 40, maybe younger - hey, that's a compliment tau!) kawin dengan the love of his life, biarpun berusia 31 tahun lebih tua! Yang penting, who would have thought adengan nenek itiew jatuh, membawa kepada cinta pandang pertama, kan? True enuff, cinta pandang pertama, anyone can alami, tak kire umur ke darjat ke. Tapikan, izinkan mek speku. Si Mokhtar tu mek rase maybe found peace, and calmness dalam Qiu yang masuk Islam tu, dan kesucian dan keceriaan cinta diaorang, tu yang lead them to marriage tu, kan??? Tapi, again, SOALAN! Kalau Qiu meninggal, anak2 Qiu tetap kena panggil Mokhtar itiew, AYAH/ ABAH ke? Kalau anak2 tu berumur lebih tua dari Mokhtar, how la?


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SSBM - Orang Minyak
Haiyoyoh! Mek sendirian takut nak buat entry SSBM nih katanya! (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos).
Kesahnya, ade org commented one of my MRSM days entries itiew u ols, yang pasal kesah Orang Minyak itiew. Kan kes mek buat citer true story about insiden org minyak yang ditangkap mengintai student2 perempuans memandian memandaan, kan? (motif Orang Minyak itiew dinch dapat ketumbits? Alih2 mek nih yang tak berdosa sehari dua nih yang dapat naik ketumbits? Ginger pong dapat also, NIH MESTI BS YANG PEMBAWA! Mati la mek! -BS, Ginger yang cakap KO yang pembawa, mek bawak OBOR jer u ols! HEHEHE) So anyways, kaedahnya SSBM kali ni... haiyoh, datangnya dari seseorang pembawa nick ORANG MINYAK katanya! BRANI mampos buat statement sebegini...

Confident nih buat statement orang minyak adalah dikalangan orang2 hamsem katanya? Choy! Kalau handsome, perluke perangai sebegitiew dan haruskan melitupi badan dengan minyak hitam bagai semua, kan u ols? Heehehehe...
Dan persoalannya sekarang ini, nick ORANG MINYAK yang kuarkan SSBM kali nih, adakah DIA yang menjadi ORANG MINYAK dalam kes story mek citer kat MRSM itiew? TAKUTNYE! Hehehehehe.... Tapi kalau cando (ataupun mengaku handsome atau sama taraf dengannya) mrasalah kita commolot, LETS!? HAHAHAHAH mati la mek!


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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
A dear friend passed away early this morning...
Dearest all...
Early this morning, a close friend of mine called me up. The minute I saw her number appeared on my hp, I knew it was about our friend 'E'. True enuff, it was about 'E'... and my friend called me up to inform me that our beloved friend, 'E', passed away... Innalillah...
I was, shocked (for apparently many, many reasons), but after awhile, I said to myself... "It is better for E to go instead of living in pain and misery..."
I knew 'E' back in 2001... but not until 2002, baru kami kawan rapat. And believe me, when I cakap 'rapat', I meant REALLY rapat. How? Yer lah, almost every weekend keluar, and I remembered doin' loads of stuffs with him, had loads of fun, when through thick and thin - and I just loved his cooking! And I just love dengar 'E' mengilai ketawa; at times very irritating, ade kalanya nak jugak tergelak, and at time, REALLY scarry! Owh and I almost terlupa, 'E' suka sangat menyanyi, and I love dengar dia nyanyi lagu2 Anuar Zain... but kalau tak silap, 'E's favorite song, semuanya from Broery Marantika... kan Kie?
What I can say about 'E'... very independent, very adventurous, determined and confident; 'E' merupakan a 'one in a million' friend yang tiada duanya. Tak pernah berkira sangat2, very prihatin pasal kawan2, it just buatkan me upset, why dia perlu 'pergi'... namun, sudah suratan; tak leh fight fate, kan?
Apa apa pun, KJ Gals, me, we all semua will miss 'E' dearly, kan gals? I know I will, sebab me masih teringat zaman2 when I had nobody to talk to, nobody to cry on to, 'E' lah tempat me luahkan segala2nya... me love u 'E'... semoga roh 'E' dicucuri rahmat. Dan dengan itu, me harap, we semua can sedekahkan Al-Fatihah to arwah, dan those yang non-Muslim, do take a minute or two, in silence, to pay the last repect to my/ our dearly beloved friend, 'E'... Al Fatihah...



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M C I S : a policy - by Carlos Iskandar
Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 23:23:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Carlos Iskandar" (carlos_isqandar@yahoo.com) - Add to Address Book
Subject: M C I S : a policy......
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com
Happy to share the joke with u people... Something for u to digest!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat. "The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story:
Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything!
So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)
Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance.
Know why?
"M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang
p/s
I know I have not been writing for so long, have been busy with work (not mention BI2005 hehe) and also consoling my good friend who is having a terrible emotional breakdown...
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From: "Carlos Iskandar" (carlos_isqandar@yahoo.com) - Add to Address Book
Subject: M C I S : a policy......
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com
Happy to share the joke with u people... Something for u to digest!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat. "The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story:
Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything!
So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)
Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance.
Know why?
"M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang
p/s
I know I have not been writing for so long, have been busy with work (not mention BI2005 hehe) and also consoling my good friend who is having a terrible emotional breakdown...
carlos_isqandar
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See anything, 'funny'? - Part 2
Ok... so, remember dak the entry mek buat pasal the Pensonic advert, yang mek question about something funny itiew? (click HERE to recap)
Ha... actuallykan, jawapan kepada 'Ape la yang tak kena dengan advert tu', dah ramai yang jawab dalam comment area (thanks for the immediate replies...! Hehehe). These are the replies... hehehehe...

Hehehehe... macam2 la korang nih, kan!? Tergelak jugak mek! LETS, kita tgk pendapat2 yang menarik, and ade satu dua bende yang mek rasa kita overlooked also tau... lets :)

Selain dari itiew tangan Chef Ismail atas that tangan lengchai itiew... yer, cuba perhatikan tangan itiew mamat depan lengchai itiew (the bald ala ala guy tu)... seperti tgh cikcapan kan? (Of course not la kan, silly! Takkan dia nak cikcap waktu photoshoot tu kot? Choy!) Tapi yer la kan, tangan dia, 'ALA ALA' la, kan? Hehehe...
And then, cuba perhatikan, motif diaorang pair2kan couple2 itiew, seperti Faizaru cakap... ade 5 straight couple dan satu couple songsangan, kan? MOTIF? Lawak la - maybe secara kebetulan. Tapi tau tau aje la kite nih semua kan? Otak pun ade jugak melencong terpikir cam tu, kan Faizaru? Hehehe...
Dan yang sesuatuhnya, mek rasa bukan Chef itu la u ols. Mek rasa lengchai itiew la. Tgk, dia dengan muka syiok jer tangan disentuh oleh Chef Ismail itiew, sambil mamat ala ala bald tu duduk depan dia, DAN, notice his left hand. HEHEHE! Mek rasa tangan dia kat belakang perempuan tu, bukannya dipegang pong pompuan tu, mek rasa di cuit ciktan sebelah perempuan tu piula, KAN? LOL! Macam2 lah! SPEKU!!!!! (tapi mek TETAP cakap lengchai itiew yang sesuatuh, kan!?)
And finally. Hehehe... nih... ramai tanya.. "Mana pi kakai Chef Ismail itiew?" HAIYOH! Tu tangan si lengchai dan si Chef Ismail itiew, diletakkan atas apo? Bukannye LUTUT Chef itiew? Memannnnnnnndai jer sape cakap Superimpose tau! LOL!!!!


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Monday, September 12, 2005
Bloggers Idol 2005 - 4th elimination and 5th Weeks' Assignments!

Dearest all...
Blogger yang tersingkir minggu ini, I would have to say, SYABAS! Seriously, mek tak sangka yang dia seorang yang mampu memberi saingan dalam dunia bloggin'. Daya kreativitinya, serta kesungguhannya harus diberi pujian. Started off well dalam the first 2 weeks, tapi, as the days moved on, kita dapat saksikan beliau kurang memberi yang terbaik utk assignmentsnya; which most of us tahu, dia mampu buat lebih baik dari itu... his last assignment nih however, tak nampak that spark lah, macam, sesuatuh is missing, what happened noq?
Namun apakan daya, sediakala kita semua tahu, dia memang sibuk lately. Walaupun entry assignments nye kian hari kian pendek contents nya, namun, penghargaan harus diberikan padanya yang telah bersusah payah membuat kaji selidik and etc sebelum mempublishkan assignments nya. Biar sibuk, dia tetap berjaya membuat assignmentsnya on time. Biar pun pendek, tapi pada pendapat mek, kandungannya padat - namun tidak cukup utk memberikan impak kepada pembaca, terutamanya kepada pihak2 juri yang memberi penilaian serta permarkahan yang terpeinchi.
Funny dan happy go lucky, itu lah dia orangnya yang tidak mampu untuk meneruskan perjuangannya dalam Bloggers Idol 2005. Namun, apa yang mek harapkan, dia tetap ceria membloggin' dan segala kritikan dan tips yang telah diberikan padanya oleh readersnya serta juri2, mek harap dia akan amik kira dan improvekan dirinya. Blog dia, seriously, I can see some improvements (despite lalat yang kian banyak singgah kat tagboard dia - sabar jer la u ols)!
Apa apa pon, u ols, mek harap, u ols dah had some fun dalam minggu2 yang u ols telah berjaya kekal dalam BI2005 ni, wokeh?
Dan kepada blogger yang telah disingkirkan ini, PLEASE EMAIL ME SEPATAH DUA KATA so that I boleh publish it as an entry for everyone to read. Email la apa apa yang u ols rase u ols nak cakap/ katakan - jgn pendam dalam hati. Ok? Please email me before Wednesday ya dear... Thanks! (please send that email to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com ok hon?)
Last but not the least, THANK YOU VERY MUCH for participating in Bloggers Idol 2005!!!...

4th elimination - Khairie Kie
So that's it - itu dah selesai satu bab. Now bab seterusnya, TEMA Minggu KELIMA!. Heheheh (Aiyoh! Mek sangat sexcited myself about this week's Theme! Hehehehe - very feeling2 ratu ratuan! Hehehe...)
Yez u ols, ini bukan typo. Memang betol. Kali ni, minggu kelima - tiada tema katanya! TAPI, kaedahnya, EACH BLOGGERS tetap kena buat assignment. Ape assignmentnya? Ha... mek akan kasik satu topic - mrasalah korang buat entry tu macam mana korang nak buat pon. Paham dak? Like, korang semua will get the same question; dan bergantung kepada daya kreativitian korang, kepakarang korang semua, buat lah assignment itiew. Ala ala Miss Universe final question round la kirenya - semua ala ala dapat the same question! Hikhik! Ape soalannya? Senang jer u ols!!!!
Senang kan? HEHEHE (mati la organizer - mek just menyampaikan bagi pihak saja! Hehehe) Ala ala persis bertanding ratu ratuan, kan? Hehehe. So kaedahnya, maybe one or two bloggers akan pilih the same person as the most influential woman (secara tidak sengaja la kan), tapi, tak kisah la u ols; sama pong tak pe - sebab ape yang kite nak tgk, cara u ols buat assignments itiew. Sama org yang dipilih, tapi musti ade sebab musibab berbeza, kan?
Nampak cam senang, maybe u ols feeling nak buat short entry; but believe me, kalau ade cukup fakta2 kukuh, boleh buat entry assignment itiew sepanjang White House speech ok! (mati la Ivy League! Hehehehe)
So itu lah dia, tema yang NAN ADO dan jugak soalan assignment yang hanya satu itiew untuk minggu kelima ini. Ada sebarang ketidakpuasan hati? Lets - dial 1-300-maaaaaaati-laa-kau! Hehehehe... Assignment dah diberi, apo lagik? FEEELING la cepat! Buat assignment itiew! Hehehe (hadik2 yang bakal bertanding ratu, ini lah your peluang nak baca jawapan bloggers2 nih, maaaaaaaaana lah tahu soalan nih keluar utk top 10 ke? Kekekekeke!)
So, there's that... the elimination, the theme-nan-ado, the one-question-for-all assignment... what else am missing here, ek? Hurmmm... OWH YES!!!!!!!!!!! Juri jemputan katanya!!!
Juri jemputan minggu ini, haiyoh! Perlu ke mek nak intro kan dia lagik!? Sentaps ok! Dia seorang yang VERY well known dalam menerbitkan cerita2 novela novelanya di blognya ok! Bukan satu dua cerits, banyak ok! Dah la tu, penuh bersiris2 - kalau mek la nak buat, NANGIS! Blog nya hanya lah kesah2 novel2 hasil karyanya. Mek sangat kagum dengan dia u ols! (ayat jek Juri ke? Heheheh! Tak per, mek jek dia tak pe. Mek bukan contestant u ols! HEHEH...)
Mek kenal dia lamaaaa dah! Sangat2 lama. Dari time dia active kat IRC lagik. Asal nak jumpa, tak menjadi. Asal nak jumpa, cancel. Tak der jodoh gamaknya. Yang penting, bila dia muncul dengan laman webnya, mek dinch hui sangat dia sapa, not until one day kawan mek cakap kat mek siapakah dia sebenarnya. Lahaulawala! Kawan mek rupanya! (mek rasa, CD yang habaq kat mek, kan CD?)
Mek pasti, minggu nih juri jemputan mek kali nih mampu also beri kata2 nasihat bernas, serta kritikan2 vast (dia memang tunggu turn dia pon katanya - nak caraz katanya? Mati la mek speku!). Mek harap dia also will enjoy being the juri jemputs for this week. U ols, welcome!
Come on everyone, lets! Mari... berdiri semua - lets greet and welcome our juri jemputan utk week 5, iaitu, saudara... NIZAM ZAKARIA!!!! Mek suke mek suke!!! Hiks!
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