Sunday, September 11, 2005
Boyot? Boncit? Dan masalah2 yang sama waktu dengannya...

Yezza! Terbeliak kejaps bijik mata mek baca topic nih dalam majalah Remaja September 1st ini. Sangat2 mek terasa ok! Tapi bila baca2 balik, bagus jugak noh tips2 dia. Walaupun tips nih utk jejants, 'kita' kaum2 wanita (ceh! Feeling nih!!! Hehehe) mek rase boleh mempraktikkan also, kan u ols? Lets lah - mek sanggup koyak dari magazine itiew, scanned, dan buat elok2 semua, kasik cantik contrast ngan brightnessnya, pastu mek buat entry, khas utk semua pembaca ok! (kot2 lah, mana lah tau, hampa nih jenis tak pi beli majalah Remaja tu, lets la baca entry kali nih! Hehehe)
Yang penting mek akan start diet balik dah lepas nih! Nah! That's it! Puasa ala ala 5 October, kan? Mek dah nak start puasa dah, mek tak pedulik! Bukak puasa dengan air sejuk segelas dan salad sehelai dan carrot sebatang, ok dak? 5thE mek tau dia nangis kalau berbukak puasa cam tu, kan!? LOL!!!!

Tips2 pilih baju dan seluar katanya! Hehehe...

Habis tu, kalau baju2 mek semuanya fit2, perlu ke mek bakar semua baju2 tu? NANGIS! Pastu dia suruh mek pilih baju berkolar V? Habis, LURAH mek!?!?!?! Hehehehe... mati la aku feeling! LOL!
Hope you guys dapat memanfaatkan entry kali nih nah! I know I will ikut tips2 nya itiew. Hiks!


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See anything, 'funny'?
U ols! Tell me... cuba u ols tgk pic nih. It's Pensonic advert. Mek spotted that 'sesuatuhly funny' thing tu waktu dalam kereta balik dari town, kat traffic light tang mana tah. Tgk pi tgk mai, usha pi usha mai kat billboard itiew, mek perasan sesuatuh yang so 'sesuatuhly funny' about this pic/ image/ advert...

Boleh tak nampak ape ke bende yang mek maksudkan as so 'sesuatuhly funny' itiew? Ala ala very obvious ok! (Or adakah mongkin 'ia'nya hanya obvious di mata kiew sajo? Hummmmmm...)
Apa kata korang nyatakan ape yang korang rase mek maksudkan itiew kat comment area entry nih, nah? Dan keep on checking this entry, mek akan revealkan jawapan itiew dalam comment area, OR I might just do an answer-entry about it. Hmmm... hehehehe... 'SESUATUH' sangat!


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September 11th... the day of all days!

The September 11, 2001 attacks were a series of coordinated terrorist attacks against the United States on September 11, 2001. Nineteen members of the al-Qaida militant Islamist group hijacked four commercial aircraft. They crashed two into the two towers of the World Trade Center in Manhattan, New York City, causing them to collapse, and a third into the U.S. Department of Defense headquarters, the Pentagon, in Arlington County, Virginia, just outside of the capital, Washington, D.C.. A fourth hijacked plane crashed into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, after passengers fought back against the hijackers.
The attacks were the first highly lethal attack by a foreign force on the U.S. mainland since the War of 1812. With a death toll of nearly 3,000, the attacks exceeded the toll of approximately 2,400 dead after the surprise Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941.
September 11 had many profound effects on U.S. domestic and foreign policy. It led the country to overthrow the Taliban in Afghanistan (see US invasion of Afghanistan). It also led to what is called the "war on terror" and was a major factor leading to the 2003 invasion of Iraq... Click HERE to read more (Sources: http://www.worldhistory.com)
Waktu kes September 11th ni kan, I remembered I was in Singapore, nightstop kat sana. I was in my room, buat hal sendiri. My room tu connecting dengan bilik my leading stewardess - we sort of like left the connecting door tu open. Suddenly mek dgr dia jerit panggei mek...
"Nyeh! Meh tgk nih meh!!! Ade aircraft crashed into World Trade Center!!!"
I was like, HELLO!? What drama swasta la are u watching? Haiyoh! Propah! Namun, mek masuk2 jer bilik my leading, tgk tv, CNN kot, mek tercengang kejaps. Terduduk terus, khusyuk nengok siaran itiew. Gawd! Ganas giler! Our flight ex Singapore pon kena grounded - no flights were to depart off from any airport time tu, ala ala darurat la kirenye (free free mek dapat extra allowances and also one more night kat Singapore. Hehehe - heaven!) Tapi itu lah kan, terkejut sangat kesah nih jadik. Kami lepas tu, sehari lepas insiden tu, kena fly back to KUL, berhati2 nih, tgk setiap passengers, kot2 la kan. Mengucap mek dalam flight usah ditanya brapa kali - berkali2 ok!

Pejam pelik pejam pelik (bak kat Aznil dalam concert AF ke berape tah hari tu) - hehehe - maksud mek, pejam celik pejam celik, dah 4 tahun dah berlalu, tapi September 11th, 2001, hari yang disifatkan sebagai America's Bloodiest Day, persis Pearl Habour kedua katanya The Honolulu Advertiser, TETAP diingati sampai la nih. I mean, kalau betulpon sentap ngan Bush itiew, perlu ke US citizen yang lenglain itiew jadik mangsa u ols? Mek rase very der tak adil sangat tau. Kerana nila setitik halus, habis susu sebelangan rosak, sedeh! Ramai gile yang terkorban. Mek ingat lagik, seminggu dua lepas Sept. 11 itiew (or was it the NEXT year kot? Hmmm) ade khabar2 angin sial yang menyatakan MAS pulak akan crash into KLCC! Mek insaf terus ok! Tapi the next year tu kalau mek tak silap, it was BALI yang kena bomb tu, kan? Haiyoh - tak habis2 katanya!
For me lah kan, kes September 11th 2001 memang sangat sangat lah tragis u ols, sebab mek kenangkan those yang tak bersalah. Tarkik la diaorang Americans ke ape ke, tapi dasarnya, ada yang tak bersalah u ols. Hanya kerana depa menetap di America, dan bernaung dibawah itiew Bushy Bush, tak semestinya depa sehaluan ngan president depa tu, kan? I mean, I know ade some people yang memang American habis, but when it comes to Bush, depa tak sependapat u ols. Thus depa nih la ade dikalangan mereka merupakan mangsa dalam flight2 itiew u ols. Mek pasrah...

Tapi waktu tu, MAS memang amik langkah vast u ols! SANGAT2. Mek ingat lagik. Crew punye tool kit (yang ade can opener, gunting, wine opener, stainless steel towel tong segala bagai tu semua lah) dinch boleh bawak naik flight katanya! Memang secrurity level maha hazab yang tak reasonable langsung sangat pada pendapat mek. Dan sudu garfu first class katanya yang stainless steel, semuanya ditukar kepada PLASTIC! Very der mek rasa macam main masak2 jer, nak potong daging steak pong aku rase tak putus. Haiyoyoh!
Cukup la kes itu, kes crew nak apply US Visa for US route flights pong susah - contoh utama, MEK! Mek mana lepas flight LA ngan NYC u ols... sebab my US Visa tak approved katanya. Out of 10 Muslim/ Malay crew, nak dapat 2 orang crew LEPAS dapat US VISA pong tak tentu. Sebab tu flight LAX (LA) ngan EWR (NYC) Malays ramai dinch dapat flight2 tu. Sedey kan? Strict gile time tu. Yang penting, mek ingat lagik my mom suruh RESIGN katanya sebab tannak MH (MAS) flight crash masuk KLCC katanya - mek tersedak ketawa kejaps. Nak mati, mana2 pong boleh, dinch perlu crash kat KLCC itiew u ols! LOL!

Jadi, apa apa pon, mari lah sama2 kita take a minute or two, to remember about this tragic day yang takkan pudar dari ingatan semua, the day of all days. Dan bagi Muslims dan yang tak berdosa yang terkorban dalam kejadian itiew, lets lah kite sedekahkan Al-Fatihah bagi mereka semua tu, u ols... Kesian sangat. For me kan, biar lah mereka non-Muslim ke Muslims ke ape ke... Jahat baik dosa depa, bukan up to us to decide. Itu antara depa dengan NYA, kan? For me (BAGI PENDAPAT MEK LAH), as long as depa tu tak bersalah, or berdosa apa apa, tak kira lah bangsa apa ke, agama ape ke, mek tetap simpati bagi mereka dan keluarga mereka. Of couse lah our main concern is pasal those Muslims yang tak bersalah/ berdosa - tapi mek tannak komen lebih2, janji sesiape yang terkorban dalam kes tu, baik ke jahat ke, mek tetap doakan mereka selamat dicucuri rahmatNYA... kesiannye... *Al Fatihah...*


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Bloggers Idol 2005 - 4th Weeks' Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!

Yeap, FINALLY, the poll is closed for all voting activities. Heheheheh - mrasalah mek tak sabar nak tgk resultnya esok! Hiks. Anyways, dibawah nih, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)

Owh well - now, mek ngan my Kumac Auditor akan start tabulating the scores, dan we'll let you guys know of the results esok, by 9am ya, dan we'll find out, siape kah pulak yang akan mengikut jejak langkah Andrew @ Sir Cloud, Roland Hashim dan 5thE sebagai blogger #4 yang akan dieliminatekan... mek pasrah... Hehehehe....
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The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.
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Pondan @ Mak Nyah - Apa kesudahannya?
U ols! PANAS!!!
Mek amik artikel nih (mek type balik semuenya sundel! PENAT OK!) dari majalah REMAJA 1 September 2005 bil: 457 ok. Tergerak hati mek nak publishkan temuramah ini sebagai part of my blog's entry; tapi mek buat a bit perubahan. Asalnya dua org jer yang diinterviewed, alih2 ade 3. Mai mana sorang lagik itiew? Sape lagik kalau bukan MEK! LOL!!!!! Mek also feeling2 nak jawab also! LOL! Itu jer mek ubah dalam artikel nih, the rest remains the same, bagai dalam majalah itiew. Tak percaya, pi beli majalah itiew dan compare, nah? LOL!
Siri komedi 2+1 pernah menjadi kontroversi satu masa dulu. Bukan kerana jalan ceritanya tetapi kerana watak Imuda sebagai mak nyah atau pondan yang dikatakan memberi impak buruk pada anak-anak muda. Golongan mak nyah atau pondan ini sering dikecam dan sememangnya tidak pernah diterima dalam masyarakat. Namun kewujudannya tidak pernah pupus malah ada sahaja pelapisnya. Bagi mereka, naluri yang mendorong memilih jalan jalan hidup sebegini dan tidak peduli andainya masyarakat yang terus menerus memandang serong terhadap mereka. Apa yang lebih penting mereka tidak pernah menyakiti hati orang lain. Saya berpeluang dekati Ogy, 25 dan Mira, 26 dan juga LEA - bukan nama sebenar, 26 - (FFEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING LA KAU! Mati lah bukan nama sebenar katanya! LOL!!!) yang sedia berkongsi pendapat sebagai mak nyah atau pondan ini. Mereka ramah dan senang memberi kerjasama walaupun pada mulanya agak bimbang juga dijadikan bahan untuk dikutuk. Namun setelah berbual panjang mereka setuju untuk ditemuramah secara tidak langsung dapat juga menyuarakan apa yang terbuku dihati.
Bagaimana boleh memilih jadi perempuan?
Ogy: Sejak dari kecil lagi saya memang suka bermain dengan budak perempuan dan perwatakan saya agak lembut. Setiap kali saya bermain dengan budak lelaki saya mesti kena buli. Itu membuatkan saya rasa jadi menyampah nak sertai mereka. Apabila umur saya semakin meningkat, naluri saya menjadi makin dekat dengan perempuan. Selepas sahaja saya tamat SPM mula belajar cara hidup seorang perempuan bersolek, memilih pakaian yang sesuai dan menyimpan rambut panjang.
Mira: Masa umur belasan tahun saya banyak kawan golongan mak nyah. Bermula dari situ saya rasa macam dekat dengan mereka. Saya rasa seronok apabila dapat jadi sebahagian dari mereka. Kami jenis yang enjoy dan happening tak suka nak marah2 atau sedih2, itu yang saya suka. Tak pernah nak emosi lantaklah apa orang nak kata janji kami senang.
LEA: Since small (haiyoh! feeling speaking London ke? Die la Ivy league!) I've always kawan dengan girls, be it at school, or outside school. Then, highschool I was sent to all boys school dan mula la ramai kawan2 yang lembut2. Lepas tu masuk boarding school, go figure la kan. SO I'd have to say the years of my life, I've been exposed to banyak kawan2 lembut dan lebih banyak spend time kawan dengan girls, which made me feel like I'm part of them. Then bile dah tamat pengajian tinggi dan start kerje semua, in KL, that's when my life started to change bile I started lepak with these people (not that am blaming them for it, mek pon memang nak sebenarnya, tapi... aahh... apa kata u ols baca Once Upon A Time, I Was That Showgirl series itiew dari episode 1 saaaaaaaaampai lah episode 22 u ols! Episodes awal2 itiew ade cerits bagaimana mek started drag! LOL! - sempat nih promo nih! LOL!)
Apa reaksi keluarga apabila kamu pilih cara hidup sebegini?
Ogy: Family saya jauh di sabah. Mereka tidak tahu cara hidup saya begini. Kami jumpa setahun mungkin sekali sahaja. Kalau jumpa mereka, pandai - pandailah cover line. Takkan nak buka pekung di dada? Tapi kadang-kadang saya ada juga rasakan mereka sebenarnya dah dapat hidu aktiviti saya di sini tapi tak mampu nak buat apa - apa lagi. Saya dah dewasa dan berhak memilih dan menentukan cara hidup saya sendiri.
Mira: Family tahu saya macam ni. Masa mula2 dulu diaorang marahu tapi lama2 tak tahu nak buat apa lagi. Saya tidak boleh nak berlakon depan mereka saya memang nak diaorang tahu. Saya senang cara begini tak perlu rahsia2. Tapi bila balik kampung sebagai tanda hormat pada orang tua, saya tidak lah berpakaian seksi2 dan baju perempuan. Tapi yang lain semuanya sama sahaja kerja2 perempuan semua saya buat contohnya memasak dan mengemas. Diaorang diam je.
LEA: Reaksi keluarga? MOTIF NAK PECAHKAN LOBANG? Dinch u ols. Although my MOM feeling2 she knows everything tapi macam dia purak2 buat hal sendiri la. I mean, she has seen my drag pics and what not - of course mula2 sentap tapi lepas tu dia pun dah macam buat tak tahu. As a matter of fact, nowadays, its easier to talk to my mom almost about everything, tak perlu hide2. Tapi yer lah, TAK LAH SEMUA BENDE mek nak pi cerits kat my mom. My dad however, feeling2 tahu tapi buat2 tak tahu. I think he couldn't be bothered kot? As long as kalau mek didepan dia, mek buat normal, SUDAH LA. Kan? Abang2? Haiyoh - dua dua mek tahu diaorang tahu, cuma - yer lah, semua dah realized mek dah besaq panjang, so pepandai la kan. Abang N, if u're reading this, SHADDAP U! Hehehe - Anyways, walaupun my family seems like 'ok' jer kot dengan me, and walaupun depan depa tak der lah mek overdose lembut lembik semua itiew, but still, mek very terkongkong ok. Very! Biar pun dah masuk 26 tahun, diaorang feeling mek still anak manja 6 tahun! SEDEY! Hehehehe... membontoti jer lah mek nih pi ke mana2. Lately nih jer berani mampos tannak itu tannak ini. HEHEHEH... tapi kan, waktu kecik2 dulu, 5 yo kot, my grandma pakaikan mek baju perempuan sundel! Short dress bunga2 kecil ok! NANGIS! LOL!
Apa kesudahan hidup kamu?
Ogy: Tidak ada kesudahan macam orang lain juga mana ada kesudahan. Dari kecil jadi remaja, lepas tu kahwin, lepas tu ada anak2 lepas tu jadi tua sampai lah mati baru lah ada kesudahannya. Walaupun mungkin saya tidak berpeluang jadi macam perepuan lain, kawin dan ada anak tetatapi saya tetap juga ada matlamat hidup. Saya nak kerje sungguh2 dan kumpul duit banyak2. Kalau hidup senang orang tidak pandang hina lagi. Macam sekarang saya buat apa pun ada sahaja yang tidak kena di mata orang sekeliling.
Mira: Saya setuju dengan Ogy, kami sama juga macam orang lain, kesudahannya mati. Mungkin ramai yang nak tgk kesudahan kami berubah jadi lelaki sejati tetapi itu bukan lah mudah. Bukan tidak ada kawan2 kami yang kesudahnnya berubah, ada, tetapi semuanya berlaku atas kerelaan sendiri dan bukan atas desakkan mana2 pihak.
LEA: Kesudahan hidup mek? Wallahua'lam. Mek petah berbicara bab past tense, buat apakah kesudahan hidup mek, is my future tense which mek cannot tell.
Pernah tak terpikir nak jadi lelaki semula?
Ogy: Tidak pernah, saya suka dengan kehidupan saya sekarang malah saya usaha nak jadi cantik dan macam perempuan sejati.
Mira: Buat masa ini tidak terpikir apa apa lagi.
LEA: DUH? What am I now? Mek masih LELAKI la u ols. Haiyoh, perlu ke mek terangkan dari A-Z? LOL! Cuma, if the question asks "Pernah terpikir tak nak jadi lelaki SEJATI semua" then my answer would be; pernah jugak but until the RIGHT time comes, mek takkan berubah. Sebab kalau mek berubah SEBELUM the right time comes ie. when the Nur shines its light on me to change, itu bermakna mek berubah tanpa kerelaan hati ie dipaksa2 didesak2. Prubahan cam nih, kena datang dari dalam hati. Kalau tidak, u ols hanya menipu diri sendiri dan donia juga. Dah tu, kalau berubah semata2 nak puaskan hati family, ie katakan la nak kawin ke ape ke, lepas2 tu, tak bahagian, feeling nak lawan sapa cantik dengan wife, terus cerai - SAPA MANGSA? ANAK u ols tu lah! (kalau sempat ade anak la kan! LOL!) Dah la, for me, nak ubah2 diri dari A ke B or B ke A bukannye senang... semuanya tertakluk pada MASA yang bersesuaian diiringi dengan kerelaan hati serta petunjuk NYA...
Masyarakat agak kurang senang dengan kewujudan golongan mak nyah atau pondan ini. Apa komen kamu?
Ogy: Kita kalau nak pikir soal orang, alamatnya mati tak makan la kita. Kalau susah bukan ada orang nak tolong tapi bila mereka susah, tahu pulak mintak tolong dengan kita. Sesiapa yang rasa tidak senang dengan kami, terpulangla. Jangan tegur dan jangan pedulikan kami. Biar kami dengan cara hidup kami sendiri dan kami tidak pernah ganggu sesiapa.
Mira: Masyarakat tidak ada hak membenci kami sebab kami tidak pernah mengganggu hidup sesiapa. Lesbian dan gay tidak ada sesiapa pulak nak kecam. Meraka itu lagi hipokrit berselindung disebalik perwatakan tapi naluri tetap sama macam kami juga (HAIYOH! OBOR U OLS! MEK TAKUT!!!!) Cuma orang tak boleh nampak. Saya tidak mahu jadi hipokrit. Terpulanglah pada individu nak terima atau tidak. Saya selesa dengan cara hidup begini jadi diri saya yang sebenar ikut naluri dan hati bukannya berpura2.
LEA: When we talk about masyarakat, it seemed like EVERYONE, kan? Macam, RAMAI gile yang anti mak nyah, pondan, org lembut, gay, lesbian (mek cuba jadik neutral nah!) - kan? Sebenarnye kan, mek rase, TIDAK SEMUA yang mengecam. I've got GAZILLION straight friends yang datangnya dari the term MASYARAKAT itiew. Tak semua pandang serong. To me, masyarakat akan pandang serong kalau kita buat bende2 salah or tak betul. Kalau kita gay ke, mak nyah ke , lesbo ke, kalau aliran hidup (cara hidup) kita ok, diaorang pon ok. Maybe ade lah sikit2 diorang akan nasihat, tapi tak der lah sampai pandang senget. Memang, tidak dinafikan, ramai yang tidak senang dengan kewujudan kami tapi pon, if one were to look really deep dalam hati dan naluri ppl like kami nih, they will see that kami nih pon, manusia jugak. Tak der bezanya pun, cuma gaya hidup dan sex orientation saje berbeza dari straight ppl. I mean, deep down, we are still human, we still work, we still go out have fun and etc, semuanya bende2 manusia lain also buat. Whatever lifestyle we choose, or whatever sexual preferences yang kami ade, itu hak kami as individual also tau. If ppl never question u about your life, why should u question about ours just becoz we're slightly different? :)
Tapi jalan hidup yang kamu pilih ini memberikan impak tidak baik pada anak2 muda?
Ogy: Kami tidak pernah ajak sesiapa ikut jejak langkah kami. Apatah lagi nak mengajar benda2 yang tak elok. Semua orang ada otak boleh fikir baik buruk sesuatu perkara. Jangan kata anak2 muda bawah kami jadi lembut sebab ikut kami yang yang lebih dahulu jadi macam ni. Mereka pilih jalan yang sama sebab merasakan naluri mereka sama dengan naluri kami dan selesa memilih jalan hidup sebegini.
Mira: Susah nak komen sebab kalau saya cakap apa pun orang tetap pandang buruk. Tapi fikirkan lah sendiri, takkan kami nak paksa budak2 yang lagi muda dari kami tu ikut cara kami? Terpulang pada diri masing2 lah. Tepuk dada tanya selera. Kenapa nak salahkan kami pula apabila banyak anak2 muda ikut sama jadi lembut?
LEA: Jalan hidup yang kami lalui nih beri impak tak baik pada anak2 muda? Betul. I have to say MEMANG it does, tapi, pernah pikir kan dak, SEBELUM diaorang ikut cara KAMI, kami nih pulak, ikut cara sapa? All I'm trying to say, SEMUA orang berikan impact pada younger generations in life, tapi its all up to the younger generations to THINK and CHOOSE sama ada nak ikut/ pilih jalan hidup cam nih or not. The impact is there to let them see clearly what they will go through should they choose to live like us, gay people, maknyah and pondan group - etc. I mean, I've always wanted to look good like those diva show girls. I pilih to look like that tapi I didn't choose to BE like that ie. hidup sebagai woman 24-7? Mek tak pilih nak spend puluhan ribu buat ciktek dan buang ciknek semata2 nak ada cikpuks? Get what I mean tak? Memang betul we give others the impact tapi 'the others' tu sebenarnya ada PILIHAN samanya nak just be partially like us or COMPLETELY like us - semuanya bergantung pada individu itiew. So dinch perlu tuduh sapa2 pon dalam hal nih... :)


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Sharing experiences...
Ex-stewardess shares experiences - Taken from THE STAR ONLINE
By K.W. MAK
THE sky is crazy, insists Yvonne Lee. And her book, filled with her life experiences is out to prove that point -through humour, of course.
The Sky is Crazy is Lee’s first publication, which gives readers an insight on some of the wackiest moments involving passengers and the situations that stewardesses encounter that will leave the reader chuckling.
“This is a very Asian perspective on the industry and I felt I needed to be the voice for the industry,” said Lee, a former stewardess turned mother and writer.
And while she puts a disclaimer in her book that it should not be taken as the ultimate representation, it does give people an idea on what it is like to be a cabin crew.

Lee speaking at MPH Mid Valley Megamall recently.
“I wrote it with humour instead of presenting it as a guide or fact because air travel can be madness with long hours and all kinds of neurosis attached,” said Lee.
“Through humour, people can see it the situation in a different light and laugh at themselves and at the system. You need to make the most of a difficult situation to make it bearable.”
Lee hopes that the book will make travellers perceive the cabin crew in a new light, where the stewardess job encompasses a lot more than just standing there and smiling.
“A girl came up to me and asked me if a stewardess is just a glorified waitress. That is a misconception because we have to be ready for a lot of situations ranging from terrorism to medical emergencies.”
“When you are on the ground, you can call the police for help, but in the air, you have no one to rely on but yourself and stewardesses have to be trained to deal with such situations,” she said.
The freelance writer took a year to finish her recently launched book published by Times Editions Marshall Cavendish and is currently on tour to promote her book in Malaysia and Singapore.
Lee currently teaches piano and helps manage her husband’s music school.
The book is available at all major bookstores.
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NURLEA: Kalau camtu kan, me also nak buat buku lah? Can ah? (Haiyoh! Org buat buku, dia pong nak buat buku,... ALLLWAYS LAH! Heheheh) - Kalau mek nak buat buku itiew, mek nak buat dari persepsi seors adik2 stewardie, amacam, ok dak? LOL! Mek siap dah feeling2 ade book cover dah tau! LOL!...

Tapi, yer la kan, macam la ader org nak belik pong kalau mek buat publish kat real world itiew. Might as well mek buat ala ala online lagi la kan? Macam itiew "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl" itiew - LOL! (Which reminds me, HAIYOH! Mek masih ade 8 episode tak habis2 lagik itiew!)
Entahlah. Should I or shouldn't I buat kesah Coffee Tea or Me itiew? Online, here in my blog of course. Mek also dinch sure lah. Kalau mek nak buat pong, it will all be about cam mana mek applied kerej itiew, ape mek buat waktu training and stuff, saaaaaaaaaampai lah mek kerej, sampai lah fate telah jatuhkan mek dalam flight and injuredkan myself, sampai lah mek resigned. Hmmmm... ape komeng korunk ek? Hummm....


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By K.W. MAK
THE sky is crazy, insists Yvonne Lee. And her book, filled with her life experiences is out to prove that point -through humour, of course.
The Sky is Crazy is Lee’s first publication, which gives readers an insight on some of the wackiest moments involving passengers and the situations that stewardesses encounter that will leave the reader chuckling.
“This is a very Asian perspective on the industry and I felt I needed to be the voice for the industry,” said Lee, a former stewardess turned mother and writer.
And while she puts a disclaimer in her book that it should not be taken as the ultimate representation, it does give people an idea on what it is like to be a cabin crew.

Lee speaking at MPH Mid Valley Megamall recently.
“I wrote it with humour instead of presenting it as a guide or fact because air travel can be madness with long hours and all kinds of neurosis attached,” said Lee.
“Through humour, people can see it the situation in a different light and laugh at themselves and at the system. You need to make the most of a difficult situation to make it bearable.”
Lee hopes that the book will make travellers perceive the cabin crew in a new light, where the stewardess job encompasses a lot more than just standing there and smiling.
“A girl came up to me and asked me if a stewardess is just a glorified waitress. That is a misconception because we have to be ready for a lot of situations ranging from terrorism to medical emergencies.”
“When you are on the ground, you can call the police for help, but in the air, you have no one to rely on but yourself and stewardesses have to be trained to deal with such situations,” she said.
The freelance writer took a year to finish her recently launched book published by Times Editions Marshall Cavendish and is currently on tour to promote her book in Malaysia and Singapore.
Lee currently teaches piano and helps manage her husband’s music school.
The book is available at all major bookstores.
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NURLEA: Kalau camtu kan, me also nak buat buku lah? Can ah? (Haiyoh! Org buat buku, dia pong nak buat buku,... ALLLWAYS LAH! Heheheh) - Kalau mek nak buat buku itiew, mek nak buat dari persepsi seors adik2 stewardie, amacam, ok dak? LOL! Mek siap dah feeling2 ade book cover dah tau! LOL!...

Tapi, yer la kan, macam la ader org nak belik pong kalau mek buat publish kat real world itiew. Might as well mek buat ala ala online lagi la kan? Macam itiew "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl" itiew - LOL! (Which reminds me, HAIYOH! Mek masih ade 8 episode tak habis2 lagik itiew!)
Entahlah. Should I or shouldn't I buat kesah Coffee Tea or Me itiew? Online, here in my blog of course. Mek also dinch sure lah. Kalau mek nak buat pong, it will all be about cam mana mek applied kerej itiew, ape mek buat waktu training and stuff, saaaaaaaaaampai lah mek kerej, sampai lah fate telah jatuhkan mek dalam flight and injuredkan myself, sampai lah mek resigned. Hmmmm... ape komeng korunk ek? Hummm....


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Saturday, September 10, 2005
Uploaded pics kat my fotopages
Mek sangat upset sundel! Why? Nih la reasonnye why. Malam Merdeka hari itiew kan me went out with my friends and all, celebrate la konon2alkesahnya, kan? So bergambar sakan nih - mek pong sebok lah snappy pic itiew, pic ini, dan dgn semangat habiskan kodak itiew just two days ago. Lepas tu pi la cuci. Sanggup nih amik yang 1/2jam processing itiew. And when mek dapat nengok hasilnya, ADO!? NAN ADO! Out of 24 exposures, yang menjadik, ade la beberaper kepingan sajo. Yang the rest, SEDEH! Blur la, kelabu lah (yer, kelabu ala ala persis make up kelabu Ginger di Miss Two Faces 2004, OOOPSSS!), tak menjadik ie gelap lah, haiyoh! MEK SANGAT UPSET!
Akan tetapi... hehehehe... ade lah couple of pics itiew menjadi la juger. Dan mek tujukan ESPECIALLY kat Airpool, ade satu dua pics itiew... mrasalah Airpool, komen2 siket! Geh geh geh! Pics2 tu semua mek dah upload kat my fotopages. (Motif PICS2 tu semua? MACAM la banyak sangat - sah sah 6 keping sajo! SEDEY!)


Apa kata semua, lets lah ke fotopages mek. Click HERE to 'lets proceed' ke my fotopages... mari!!!!!!!!! Hheheheeh...


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SSBM - Fiesta SSBM!!!
Fiesta SSBM kita pada kali ini dimulakan dengan SSBM bercorak SOALAN dari Miss Japan kita, Faizaru.

Kak Nam BeBe kita malam tu seboklah propah tgh makan Cheezels katanya bilamana Faizaru tetiba keluarkan soalan blur persis csi_X tatkala tgh blur itiew. APA KAH CHEEZELS katanya!?!?!? Noq, brani mampos ko tanya apakah itiew Cheezels, kan? Which planet did you come from lah!? Haiyoh! NANGIS Cheezels pong dia tak tau! Tu la - asik lah layan porno, ape yang dia nak tau, kan!? Oppppps!
Porno apo? NAH! This SSBM berbentuk konfesi memecahkan lobangan sendiri...

Terang- terangan katanya menyebarkan maklumat peribadi kepada mata donia. Faizaru addicted to porno gibek Japon katanya - MRASALAH courierkan satu copy kat mek! Hiks!
Lepas tu pulak, 5thE dengan brani mamposnya telah mentidakHARAMkan sesuatuh yang telah diharamkan oleh penyimpan mohor besar SOTD, Ginger a.k.a Gonger. Kisahnya, Ginger dah awal2 memberi guideline katanya...
"Noq, STATEMENT SENDIRIAN dinch bols diangkat sebagai SOTD or SSBM OK!"
Dan ini terjadi pabila mek dengan bedengungnya bertanyakan, apakah itiew ROFL, dan dengan mengongnya mek pi jawab, ROFL itiew ialah Royal Ostrich Feeding Land katanya, instead of Rolling On the Floor Laughing! Haruslah statement mek tu statement paling hazab, kan? Jadik - mek ala ala cakap kat 5thE, mana leh buat statement mek itiew as SSBM. Jadinya, 5thE kata boleh pulak u ols, sebab statement itiew telah dikeluarkan kembali oleh orang lain. Jadik, mrasalah mek dapat naikkan statement mek sendiri as SSBM! LOL!

Speaking of Ginger, mek dan BS sudah serik katanya dengan tindakkan perangai Ginger yang ala ala persis Kie Fancy yang tetiber mengkanselkan plan last2 minute, last week. Tetibe katanya diserang penyakit MALAS last minute. Janjinya nak jumpa mek dan BS last week. Choy! Malas katanya. Jadi minggu nih, dia cadang nak jumpa mek ngan BS la. Mek ala ala macam dinch confident jer ngan ponen Gurun itiew. Lalu BS mengeluarkan SSBM yang mencarut mak ayamnya sendiri katanya!

Hehehee- brani mampos katanya kan speku mak ayam sendiri ger ger tahap cipan dikhalayak umum kat TB mek tentang mak ayamnya sendiri! Mek takut sundel! LOL!
Dan sebagai penutup tirai Fiesta SSBM kite pada kali nih... heheheh - mrasalah baca sendiri SSBM tahap DEWA nih! Sila baca dari bawah sampei ke atas nah... yang mek ala ala palangkan dengan line merah tu, dinch penting ok! HEHEHEH sila baca teliti. Mek seperti terkezut sekejap katanya orang dinch tau yang mek ni... err... baca jer la... hehehehehe...

Yang penting, penutupannya mek buat GRAND sangat kan? Tapi, valid ke Statement mek itiew? Katanya HARAM mek naikkan statement sendiri jadik SSBM, kan? Tapi mek rase, kali nih - valid kot. Pasti Ginger Halalkan sebab statement itiew statement yang berbentuk pencarasan diri sendirik, kan? LOL! Mati lah mek! Hehehehehe...


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Friday, September 09, 2005
Applying leave - got problems?

Thank GOD I run my own company!!! If not... haiyoh!
Next time don't apply leave.
Imagine when you apply for leave from your boss, he answers you like this
"You want to apply for one day leave? Anything else you want from the company?"
In a year, you work 365 days. 1 year got 52 weeks, every week you rest for 2 days, then left 261 days working. Everyday you have 16 hours of not working, so minus 170 days, left 91days of work. Everyday you spent 30 minutes drinking coffee, sum up is about 23 days, so you left 68 days working.
Everyday you spend 1 hour for lunch, then minus 46 days again, left 22 days. Usually you apply 2 days sick leave every year, so you still left 20 days working.
Every year have 5 days holidays for festival or whatever, then you just work for 15 days. Again, company every year give you 14 days leave, THEN ! You ONLY WORK FOR 1 DAY!!! Damn!! You still want to apply 1 day leave???
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If this sort of situation happens, this is how you should reply to your boss... (Die la if my staff answers me like this! Me SEB-kan from my company terus!)
In a year, there are 365 days. One year got 52 weeks, and IF I don’t work on Saturdays only I get 52 days multiply by 2, equal 104 days, hence 261 days left.
Everyday I work 8 hours, left 16 hours left, and in the 16 hours I have to drive to office, and maybe approximately will arrive early average half an hour, and sometimes cannot go back on the time spot, maybe OT occupied, or it is ‘ethical’ to stay back for 15 minutes – 30 minutes. Hence PLUS one hour everyday... PLUS MINUS PLUS MINUS, 15 hours of not working everyday, and that makes 163 days of not working, hence 98 days of work.
It is ok I spend 30 minutes of drinking coffee, sum up is 23 days, so left 75 days working.
Lunch I spend one hour... but maybe I only take 30 minutes... but it is ok, let it be one hour... So minus 46 days again... 29 days left to work.
Every year have 5 days holidays for festival or whatever, then just work for 24 days.
Company give me 14 days leave, that is 14 days... Suppose to be 8 hours one day…. So is just 5 days off. 14 minus 8 is 6 days working. Maybe MC for 2 days in a year, make it 3 to count it easier... I only work 8 hours in that MC day, so 8 hours MC multiply 3 is 24 hours, make it one day. So left 5 days week...
5 days I work 120 hours, because inclusive the time I lunch and drink coffee as mention above, IF I TAKE ONE DAY LEAVE, that will be taking 8 hours only... so put it in percentage, one day leave is only 7% of total working hours.
Isn’t that OK for me to take just a 8 hours one day leave?
PS- It took me awhile to calculate this entry! LOL! Good luck! :)


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Thursday, September 08, 2005
Macam2 Ado - Year 3000!
Dah agak lama mek tak buat entry berdasarkisahkan fwrded email, kan? Hiks! Bukannye ape, semenjak dua menjak nih, tau tau aje la kan. Mana lagi dengan BI2005 updates lah, mana lagik dengan kerej lah, mana lagik dgn penyakit MALAS yang mek jangkit dari Miss Ginger tu la (opppss) dan above all, kadang2 email2 yang mek dapat tu, mek tak dapat 'aura', ataupong pendorong nak suruh buat as an entry kat my blog nih.
Ahhhh, tapi, kali ni, ADO u ols! Mek tergelak sengsorang bukak email nih. And so I thought, apa lah salahnye mek share dengan u ols (yang MASIH BELOM dapat frwrded email ni- so sape yang dah dapat, baca jer lah! HEHEHEH)... So... enjoy la ek? Hehe... (PS- Thanks Volks sebab forwardkan email nih kat mek! Hikhikhik!)

PIC Kiri: Motif? Tak ke rosak namanye Keyboard tu nanti!? Keyboard rosak sepasal, tu, yang dok terloncat2 tu, tak penat ke?
PIC Kanan: HEHEH! Mek suka konsep nih u ols! Nih baru betul tema "Rumahku, Syurgaku" - pi la mana mana pong TETAP dok kat umah. HEHE - mati la bangkrap hotel2 semua...

PIC Kiri: Motif pickles comes in a large bottle packaging? GERGASI punye pickles ke!?!?!
PIC Kanan: Nyeh, kalau kuar tomato sauce tu tak per lagik. BUATnye device tu kuarkan BIJIK MATA!? Jadik lah Mata Fries, ek? LOL!

PIC Kiri: HAHAHAHAH! Kie Fancy! KO kan suka pakai hairspray banyak2 gile!? Mrasalah rambut wig ko tu jadik kejung boleh buat kerusi persis pic nih! LOL!!!!
PIC Kanan: Kalau boleh tarik keluar monster tu dari TV, boleh dak kite pulak yang MASUK jadik superhero dalam TV tu? Hrmmmmm...

PIC Kiri: Camtu, mek suka lah! MEK boleh buat show sendiri, ENUFF dengan BLOG dah ler kalau lagu tu! LOL!
PIC Kanan: Mek dinch reti makan bubble gum - kalau makan pong, dinch boleh kuarkan itiew bubble. UPSET!

PIC Kiri: Habis, mek yang selalu makan Corn Flakes memalam buta nih, ade ke Lembu nak kuarkan susunya!?!?!?
PIC Kanan: Mak Ayam Nabilla pasti bankrupt u ols sebab org dah beli device tu, dinch perlu pergi Rias Raha Saloon lagi dah! Mati lah csi_X pelanggan tetap Mak Ayam Nabilla itiew! LOL!

PIC Kiri: Ish - my Mak Tok cukup pantang pakai Jeans - dia cakap... "Kalau dah dok pakai seluaq jin, HABIS LAH SEMUA JIN BOGEL tak pakai seluaq!" Heheh - paham dak?
PIC Kanan: Mek dinch paham konsep lawak nih. Hmmmm...

PIC Kiri: Over lah topi macam tu! Hehehehe... yang penting, bila dah terbang, tak pulak tertanggal cap tu, kan!? LOL!
PIC Kanan: Inline car katanya! Heheheh - mana cermin kerets tu u ols? NAK drive lagu mana kalau dinch nampak!? Haiyoh!

PIC Kiri: Hahah! Makanan ditembak katanya! Kalau air tambuni ditembak, nak jugak mek bukak molot! LOL!
PIC Kanan: Kalau dibenarkan konsep nih, kan, maka... banyak la bebudak dok tiru dalam exam hall. Nak tau jawapan je, flup terbang! Hehehe...


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