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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Kesah 3 hadek2 persis bedak cap 3 pondan! Hehehe...

Permulaan episode yang KURENG sikit - producer/ director salah budget lah. Dia ingatkan si Ainul Fariedah tu, yang se-alam semesta tahu yang dia maha ketod anod tu, tak kan lah mampu nak block perkataan HILL tu, kan? (CD jgn sentap! Hehehe...) ghupo2nyo, ado HILL tu? Heheheh - Nan ADO! Nampok H nye sajo - 'H'anjeng kan? Hehehehe... Jgn sangkakan minah tu ketot k. Tinggi juger rupernye! LOL!


Kisahnya bermula, many many many many years ago (almost 10 years ago - eh, ape pulak almost? MEMANG dah 10 years ago dah pong! Isk isk isk) di sebuah island which embodies unity through diversity, the Pearl of the Orient, treasured island of, PENANG! (motif persis opening line Miss Penang/ Malaysia 2003 itiew? Opppsss!) So anyways, kesahnya drama nih pasal 3 org sahabat baik persis bedak cap 3 pondan (ape nama tah bedak berbekas pink yang boleh didapati di Sinma tu? Hmmm - mek lupa dah... hehehe). Ke mana mereka pergi, pasti bertiga. Biarpun yang sorang tu bagaikan menara kompleks Dayabumi sahaja kalau nak dibandingkan dengan yang lagi dua ekoq persis KLCC tu (kesian CD, mek tau ko terasa. HEHEHE - mati la mek Juri undi nak eliminatekan diri keluar dari jadik Juri Tetap BI2005! HEHEH!) Ketiga2 mereka rapat sejak dibangku sekolah lagi (sah sah time tu pong time sekolah - DUH!) namun, Mieshya Omarazi, adik kepada penyanyi tendang kaki kuat si Miesha Omar, tidak sebilik dengan Ainul Faredah Zazagaboom dan Jachinta Bobita Lolita. Dan kerana ini lah, ade SEDIKIT jurang yang memisahkan Ainul dan Jachinta dengan si Mieshya. (Note: Ainul Faredah Zazagaboom merupakan anak tiri Maria Farida, yang merupakan cucu Zar Zar Gabor *eh, betul ke mek eja nih? Ape ape jer lah...) Namun, biarpun ade that small, tiny winy jurang, it didn't stop these three bapoks (oooppsssssss! Did I just say that? CHOY! Tarik balik.... maksud mek, 2 ponen sorang pompuan tulen - heheheh) from having fun fun fun. Ever heard of the song, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"? Now lets change it to "Drags Just Wanna Have Fun" Heheheheh - adik2 bawah umur 13 tahun, sila dapatkan konsent makbapak hampa dulu sebelum ikut aqak2 nih nyanyikan lagu nih. Hehehe - tah pa per jer melalut!

Pic 1: Saat dan tika semuanya masih ceria, masih gumbira gumbirs - tiada element2 PHD lagi time tu (prasaan hasad deng! Heheh)


To cut things short (owh believe me kalau mek dinch cut, panjang lagi lah introducksyen mek. Mek dinch berani lawan White House speech text entry mak ayam LeeZ ok! <<-- G, ANGKATlah SOTD nih! Heheheheh - mek suke mek suke!), kesahnye satu hari, these 3 hadek2 nih, main lah make up make up sesama sendiri. Ainul makeupkan Jachinta dengan bedak (nowonder lah bertompok!), Mieshya makeupkan Ainul (kerana gambarnya berkecai persis cermin retak, tak dapat nak dipublishkan pic lawa Ainul dragon separuh siap tu. Oppss!) dan Jachinta telah makeupkan Mieshya. Lepas dah habis make up, ape lagik, STRIKE A POSE katanya! Dan disitu lah, bermula segala kes sentap menyentap. Tanpa disedari, Mieshya sudah tertekan dan makan hati sebab mukanya persis tepong gomak, bak kata Mak Tok si L, 'tikuih terjun tepong!' - hasil kerja si Jachinta. Mau tak sentap ponen tu, kan? Tapi, Jachinta yang bertompok2 ala ala dress Pasha yang pokadotdot hitam putih tu, tak pulak bising? Hmmmmm...

Pic 2: Bermulalah unsur TPH (tak puas hati) yang tersangkut dalam hati sebusuk jamban si Mieshya Omarazi pabila Jachinta Bobita Lolita TERSENGAJA mensabotajkan wajahnya... *Mati la kau Jachinta!


Mieshya dinch terang2 tunjuk yang dia up to something, walaupong muka sentapnya very der obvious. Namun, mungkin, dari awal, HD (hasad deng) Miesya tu dah ade sebab yer lah, Jachinta waktu tu (Note: WAKTU TU ok!) - jambu lite2 dah dan menjadik kegilaan ramai abe2. Sampai pernah sekali berorgy di dalam satu bilik hotel hazab Grand Konektinental Kedah bersama dua mak hayam besarnya, Syaripah Nabbiuela Baukhhhbar dan jugak SeedeeZpiuks. HEHEHEHEH feeeling la kau Story Teller! Mau kena hempuk!? Mati la kau! Heheheh... Dan Mieshya bukannye bedengung binti bengong anaknya wailul! Dia cuba mengshaddap enuff ban-kan Jachinta for good, tapi dalam cara yang, persis 'tidak sengaja' dan ala ala 'dah nasib' - seperti... kemalangan dijalanraya setelah bergambar... mrasalah tgk pic bawah nih. Kejam sangat!

Pic 3: Ini lah saat percobaan kejam Mieshya dalam proses mengeraserkan Jachinta, dalam hari ini dalam sejarah peponen sedonia - namun gagal dan tindakkannya itu telah dicium bau oleh hedong penyet si Ainul... sebab tu Ainul jerit "NOQ, ade basikal nak lalu tu noq! BANGUN SEGERA!" - So ala ala, Jachinta, diselamatkan...


Ini membuatkan Mieshya makin sentap dan tertekan gara2 dua sebab - that damn basikal dan penonggangnya (kesian pak cik tu tetiber kena 'damn'ed. Heheheh) dan satu lagi sebab, gara2 Ainul dah bau rancangan sleeky meeky mousenya itiew. Sentap!

*Maaf, oleh kirana Jachinta sudah menjadi past tense has been, maka pic2nya secara otomatis jadik sebegitiew rupa. Eeee... seram kan? Kenapasal muka dia jer jadik cam tu? Badan, tangan, semua ok je? Sesuatuh la Jachinta nih. Hmmmm...

Hari demi hari berlalu... Mieshya semakin yakin bahawasanya dia pasti akan berjaya menghapuskan Jachinta. Namun sebelum pa per, Ainul pon dah bersediap sedias nak menombangkan Mieshya serta her evil plan to bring down and kill Jachinta, Ainul's roomie. So pada suatu hari, Ainul mintak nak bergambar dengan Mieshya, seperti biasa, sebab diaorang nih suka bergambar feeling2 ANTM (Adik2s Next Top Models la u ols! Ish) So ok lah, time tu, bermula lah sessi bergambar... tapi, bergambar aje ke? Dinch u ols! Ainul had a hidden agenda!

Pic1: Seconds before disaster melanda... Mek doakan Ainul berjaya menompaskan Mieshya yang cuba menghapuskan roomie u ols, Jachinta itiew! KILL KILL KILL!!!! (motif narrator bersebelahpehakkan Ainul dan Jachinta? Heheheheh - bias!)


Dan moments later, setelah bertukar2 pose itu pose ini, Ainul buat what she had to do - bring Mieshya down, dan matikan niat nak cuba bonoh Jachinta! Dan bermula lah aksi2 WWF wrestling category pondan. Ade suara2 'Haiyyyaarkk!', ade 'Ahhhh!', ade bunyi 'Ish ahhh! Urgh! Mmmmm!' - hmmm lain macam jer kan bunyinya, kan? Hehehehe...

Pic 2: Dalam adengan bergambar, Ainul telah berjaya mentrickkan Mieshya into believing that it was just a drama queen act thingie... Curlast Ainul! Pelakon pembantu Harapan lah cam nih- leh menang nih! Heheheh cuma, diknon, ekspresi moka tu dik non, salah tu dik non! Jgn pandang kamera noq... jgn senyum noq. This is real ok... jgn pecah lobang! Hehehehe...


Namun, apakan daya, Kompleks Dayabumi, TETAP Kompleks Dayabumi - mana leh saing KLCC? Ala ala Ainul, apakan daya dia nak menewas tumpas tumbangkan si Meisya yang semestinya pernah menjadi kover, majalah Wanita Muskul edisi 285, kan? Mana mampu u ols - Ainul tu persis Sheila Majid u ols. Nak tumpaskan Rosnah Mat Aris, NANGIS lah dia! So what der happened u ols? Haruslah si Meisya tu melawan balik, lalu diangkatnya Ainul dengan just gunakan jari tengah itiew, dan dibawaknya ke kolam awam depan kondo merah berjuta bagai mereka itiew (dorm diaorang lah! Hehehehe), dan dicampakkan nya Ainul kedalam kolam itiew. Nangis! Basah lencun (tu bahasa org Utara, kan CD? For basah kuyah.. EH, Kuyah pulak disebutnya mek. Kuyup, sorry! HEHHE) si Ainul. Mujur Ainul mampu berdiri dalam kolam yang dalamnya 5 kaki 1 inchi itiew. Kalau lah Ainul tu 4 kaki 91/2 inches tingginya, NANGIS! Pasti tenggelam maut! Hehehehe...

Pic 3: Lencun!!! (basah kuyup) Ainul memberi amaran akhir kepada Mieshya supaya "You care ah!" ala ala "Kau jaga ek!" - ha, direct translation, cam tu la. Hehehe. Nih berlaku setelah dia (Ainul) dihumban campak masuk ke dalam kolam awam oleh Mieshaya yang berbody muskul itiew...


Setalah berjaya menumpaskan Ainul... this is what Meishya Omarazi, adik kepada Miesha Aziz has got to say about it...

Pic 4: Aksi puas persis ghairah orgasm Mieshya setelah berjaya menghumban campakkan Ainul ke dalam kolam...


Mieshya: "MAK PUAS SUNDAL!!!! MAK PUAS! Ahhhhhh! OWHH YES!!! Ahhhh YES! MEK PUAS! SANGAT PUAS! Kalau setakat sibantut tu cuba halang mek dari mengecapi empian mek, apalah sangat pondan sekeping has been dan sekarang persis bapak boroi beranak 5 itiew? *sambil petik jari* any time jer lah beb! Mek kan Rosnah Mat Aris versi Muskul! Sudah! Nothing is gonna stop me from achieving what I want! Apa mek nak, that's what mek akan pastikan yang mek akan dapat! Mek nak MUG? Mek akan dapatkan. Mek nak Keychain persis bentuk Jamban Pecah, MEK PASTI akan dapatkan. Kalau mek nak hancurkan Jachinta Babita (eh, Bobita - oppps) Lolita Lollypop tu, MEK (sambil letup2kan jari2nya) PASTI AKAN BUAT!!! U vait!"

*Maaf, wardrobe master telah di SEB (shaddap enuff ban-kan dari production nih, jadi sebab tu lah pic 1, 2, 3 dan 4, yang telah berlaku dalam scene yang sama, PAKAIANNYA TIDAK CONTI! heheheeh...

Namun - Meishya hambar, hampa, terus OFF HP! Kenapasal? Sebabnya, si Jachinta yang terlebih awal diwarningkan oleh Ainul mengenai rancangan kejam Mieshya itiew, telah berlari2 anak itik hitam dengan kasut Vincci diamond bertali satin pink itiew, membawak diri balik ke gurun saharanya utk jaga neneknya dan jugak mewarisi harta peninggalan datuknya (ape kes nih? Ape harta tu? Ala - nuthing much, just 3, 4 kotak jem tart dan jugak sebuah kipas meja yang dah patah... hehehe). Aiyoh, ape dah jadik? Kesahnye, Jachinta berjaya lah lepaskan diri dari ancaman Mieshya itiew? (Thanks tu Ainul yang telah mendapatkan rawatan di Hospital Hasanal Bolqiah gara2 hancur dilanyak Miesya Muskul itiew). Mieshya pulak, ape kes? Well, dia telah diselamatkan Angels berasal dari Serdang (rajin dewa dewi dewarai tu semua dulu buat show2 di Bleu Bar... Once Upon A Time jugak kisahnye tu! LOL!). And now, Jachinta, dah jadik lagu mana?

Deruan bayu angian ombak menyapaku, tersedar aku dalam drag ditepi pantai, dalam sendu... aku pasrah... (APE KES? TAK KENA LAH TEMA PIC NIH DENGAN ENDING CERITA KARUTS NIH!? HAIYOH!!!! Hape nih!? Habis lah production nih! Mati lah! Hehehehe)


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Dearest all...

Kisah nih saje je diporakperandakan. Tak der kaitan ngan sape2 pong (kalau ade yang terasa, mintak maaf banyak2). Entry nih mek dedicate kan kepada Miesya dan Aizul* (Mati la mek bukan nama sebenar! HEHEH), yang merupakan my two best friends waktu di MRSM Balik Pulau. I've missed them so much! So much. Dan entry nih, mek buat sebab, yer lah, mek pong ketandusan idea nak update blog. Mrasalah lepas2 nih lagik mek kena slow slow slow, BARU nak mai idea. HEHEHEH... oklah! Dah la kan? Panjang nak mampos dah nih! Penat sundel! Bayen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miesya, Aizul bukan nama sebenar - u ols! Wherever la u ols sekarang nih, no matter what u ols tgh buat, dan tarkik lah apa2jadik pong, mek rindu sangat bangat kat korang berdua dan me love u two so much!







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Bloggers Idol 2005 - 4th Weeks' Assignments; Submitted - published!



4th weeks' individual assignments; theme - Career and Education


Sorry sebab lewat publish entry nih. Internet kat office mek kaput sundelll! Hanjs sangat! Mek sentap sangat. Terpaksa mek delaykan entry nih. Walau apa apa pon, MEK BERBANGGA sebab walaupun mek tak mengejarkejankan para bloggers, mereka semua nampaknya begitu komited dan right on time dalam mempublishkan their entry assignments (ini menurut kata naib pengerusi, Volks melalui telephone, yang membuat lawatan blog ke blog bagi pihak mek utk memastikan by 12.30pm tadik semua bloggers dah published entry diaorang semua - hehehe, curlastt ko Volks!). Anyways, here are the entry assignments permalinks!

Berikut adalah tugasan2 individu setiap bloggers for week #4, dalam Bloggers Idol 2005 mengikut tema "Career and Education" - mrasalah!!! Hehehehe.... (nampak cam bohsan jer kan, tapi, mek rase, semuanya bergantung atas each bloggers. Pandai olah assignment, mrasalah dinch membohsankan! Hehehe... Apa apa pon, tahniah sebab semua dah berjaya buat assignment masing2...)

  • Havard Vs Oxford; Yang mana satu menjadi pilihan anda, dan explain to us kenapa anda memilihnya? - assigned to blogger - Airpool

  • Bolehkah pelajar IPT hidup dan belajar tanpa bantuan PTPTN? - assigned to blogger - Faizaru

  • Mengapakah pelajar perlu dipaksa menyertai Program Latihan Khidmat Negara? - assigned to blogger - Hairychub

  • Sambung study selepas kahwin; what do you think? - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok

  • Pemilihan kerjaya according to your parents choice; apa pendapat anda? - assigned to blogger - Khairie Kie

  • Alumni; Perlu sangat ke join? What is so special about Alumni?- assigned to blogger - Leez

  • Teknik pembelajaran yang efektif; do you have any advise? - assigned to blogger - LeeUK

  • Kerja sambil belajar; bukankah sesuatu yang membebankan? - assigned to blogger - Nasik

  • Sex education di sekolah; Yes or No? - assigned to blogger - Taufix
**Links maybe direct ke entry assignment, and/or it might just go to the bloggers main page - please reload/ refresh the bloggers page kalau by 12 noon plus anda masih belum nampak entry assignments diaorang, ok? U guys know what to do la kan. HEHEHEHE...


So, tunggu hape lagik? Start your engines dan get yourself to these bloggers punye blogsites! LETS! Enjoy! Hehehe - jgn lupe komeng2 lah entry assignments diaorangs itiew; komen2 membina mampu beri kesan pada each bloggers... hehehe...

Juries? Apo lagik - LETS!!! Hehehehehe... The juries, ade sampai esok noon to complete your tasks as juries, memberi komeng2 yang maha vast itiew(or the other way round... heheh - mati la juri yang belum tahu dia juri A, B, C, atau D, mahupun XYZ! Hehehe...) dan separuh lagi duty korang, juries2 yang adil lagik bijaksanas, (giving the evaluation marks itiew via email to me), mek expect not later dari Saturday noon nih, ok? Kapish? Good - then lets READ! Hehehehe...

BLOGGERS IDOL 2005 - DISCLAIMER


PS: This entry akan diupdated kan from time to time jika dan bila perlu. Nak edit update apo? Err - tak der pa per. Just nak insert sikit kat link2 bloggers tu, and etc... nuthing much, nuthing fancy. Heehehehehe...

Voting starts tomorrow, THURSDAY noon sampai AHAD noon! - Thank you





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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Crisis - HELO-P!


"HELO-P"? Ape tu? Owh - it's just my versi of HELLO + HELP! Hehehe... like, HELLO!?!?! HELP needed! HEHEHEHEHE...

Ever heard of the phrase... "All dressed up and no where to go?" Well in this case, am "All naked and no where to go!" - maksud mek, HELP! Mek tgh mengalami severe blog-jammed crisis; ideas all kaput!

Whatever happened to 'Stories of my life' - 'Past tense stories'? Wallahua'lam - hilang ke mana tah sehari dua nih. I'm sure it'll be back but am not so sure when - HAIYOH! NANGIS!!!!!!!!!

Owh well, esok masih ado, kan? I guess I have to start lookin' for some new past tense stories to tell. Hmmm, 'Once Upon A Time, I Was That Showgirl' pong terkandas... isk... jammanations otak nye nih!!! What causes all these ek? Kerej di pejabatz kers? Dinch pulak. Masalah peribadi/ keluarga? Not that I can think of. Love? Lagi ler bukan. Habis ape ek? Hmmm...

Tak per tak per - Lea, sabaq noq! Nanti mai la balik idea2 tu; masalahnya, BILO!? Haiyoh - tensi la cam nih. Enjoy writing typing dinch hui subject apo dah nak write... Maybe I'll just go with the flow. Kot2 lah, tgh dok relaks2 tu, tetiber, mai new ideas? Hehehehehehe...

Nite2 u ols! Salamz...




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Bloggers Idol 2005 - 5thE @ Fifi's Salam Terakhir



Assalamualaikum,

Firstly...I nak thank you for organising BI 2005 which for me is a testing ground for my bloggin skill... (oops... tuh dia...ada lagi "..."!!! *die la bonda) and I learned a few things abt the world of bloggin and what readers want.

I also appreciate the juries's (betui ka spelling?) comments yang memang la adakala haszab, but itu hakikatnyer. But im not complaining yer....

Anyways... It was a great three week I had with the rest of the contestants. So lain2 bloggers yang masuk BI 2005 nih... Good Luck yer u ols... semoga ke kekunci abjad terakhir.... Duiiiiii!!!!

Wassalam


Published for;
5thE @ Fifi - Click HERE to proceed to his Blog
(3rd Bloggers Idol contender to be eliminated from the contest... Monday, September 5th, 2005) - Owh yes, which reminds me, Abang IM @ Roland Hashim, u ols belum email kat mek kan? :) Cepat u ols... :)





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Monday, September 05, 2005

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd elimination and 4th Weeks' Assignments!



Dearest all...

Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Elimination


It is not easy to do this entry... trust me. For the last two weeks, mek terpaksa buat jugak entry elimination nih dan today, again, mek kena harungi jugak. Dan kepada yang tersingkir, mek harap u ols lalui entry ini dengan penuh tabah...

Sesungguhnya yang tersingkir keluar pada minggu ini, blogger tersebut, yang telah kukenali sejak tahun 1999, memang seorang yang tabah melalui halangan. Dan dalam BI2005 jugak, mek acapkali nampak dia tabah menerima kritikan, komen, dari juri2 dan juga pembaca2 blognya. Disamping sibuk dengan tugasannya di luar, dia masih mampu memberi komitmen yang baik utk BI dan justeru itu, membaikki segala kelemahan yang ada pada blog serta assignments nya. Namun, 3 minggu sahaja dia mampu bertahan - apakan daya, nasib...

Berat rasanya nak lepaskan seorang kawan dari terkeluar dari BI2005 minggu ini tapi, yer la... adat pertandingan. Kawan ke, lawan ke, keputusan harus ditelusi dengan adil dan saksama. Dan dengan itu, 'dia' terpaksa kukeluarkan dari BI2005 dan seterusnya, melenyapkan harapannya utk mara kepusingan minggu ke-empat.

Orangnya berjiwa seni yang amat kukagumi, orangnya seorang happy go lucky dan 'dia' yang kumaksudkan itu, bukannya seorang yang kurang keupayaan dalam menghasilkan entry2 bernas. 3 minggu kita saksikan dia bertungkus-lumus menyiapkan entry assignments dia, tanpa sebarang rungutan. Namun, minggu ke-tiga, kita menyaksikan, nasib, tidak bersamanya.

Teruskan bloggin'... don't let this result stop you from bloggin'... :) Tu jer pesanan mek.

Dan kepada blogger yang telah disingkirkan ini, PLEASE EMAIL ME SEPATAH DUA KATA so that I boleh publish it as an entry for everyone to read. Email la apa apa yang u ols rase u ols nak cakap/ katakan - jgn pendam dalam hati. Ok? Please email me before Wednesday ya dear... Thanks! (please send that email to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com ok hon?)

Last but not the least, THANK YOU VERY MUCH for participating in Bloggers Idol 2005!!!...


Results dari VOTES + Juries evaluation scores for week #3 (mengikut ranking)
Third elimination - 5thE @ Fifi


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Ok... seperti biasa, SEB (Shaddap, Enuff, BAN) nangis2 dan sedeh2 nih! Lets move on dengan Minggu #4!!!

Minggu nih mek nak kenalkan Juri Jemputan dulu (again). Heheheh Mek tahu RAMAI yang tgh menunggu si 'dia' ni jadi Juri Jemputan, tak kire lah contestants ke, supporters ke, mek pasti ramai ternanti2kan kemunculan dia... (dan kini, masuk berangkat ke meja Juri... dengan dress labuci labuh berwarna hitam dan ade tompok2 corak2 rimau AUMMM!!!!) heheheh... Mek kenalkan, Juri Jemputan minggu ke 4 utk BI2005 nih, ialah... Wan Sherita Wan Aziz, AUMMMMMM!!!! Hehhehe (Sorry noq, dah trademark dah AUM tu ngan u ols! LOL!)

Wan Sherita Wan Aziz, yang mek lebih mesra calling2 malling2 dia sebagai SHERITS, bukan lah orang baru sangat dalam dunia blogging nih. Recently BARU jer menyambut ulangtahun setahun dia meng'aumm'kan dunia bloggin'. Masih belum terlewat mek nak ucapkan Tahniahs u ols!!! Hehehe... (click HERE to AUMMkan diri anda di blog AUMMnya yang maha vastly AUM! Heheheh mati la mek kena hempuk dengan abang abang AUM nih nanti! LOL!)

Seorang yang berkecimpung dalam aliran pengajaran, Sherits nih mek tahu, pasti mampu memberi komeng2 yang AUMness kepada peserta2 BI2005 pada minggu ini. Tak pernah kering dengan idea bernas serta at times, funny, ade kalanya sedeh, Sherits mek harap dapat memberikan pandangan2 serta idea2 yang mampu membentuk bloggers untuk memperbaikki kelemahan yang ada serta apa apa yang patut, sekiranya layak ke pusingan minggu ke-5. Namun, harus diingatkan, jangan disangkakan juri jemputan tu kawan/ teman rapat anda (fellow BI2005 contestants), anda dapat buy her scoring points dan komeng2 yang vast. Dalam kontest nih, kawan ke, lawan ke, semuanya sama saja. Dan jgn ingat sebab Sherits nih teman sebloggin' anda, you can take things easy for this week's assignments. Kan Sherits kan kan kan? (mati la mek! LOL!)

So itu la dia, semua, juri jemputan kite pada minggu #4 nih, Wan Sherita Wan Aziz - the Mistress of all Aumms! Hehehehehehe...

So itu, satu hal. Now hal berikutnya, TEMA Minggu Keempat!. Heheheh (boy am getting pretty sexcited myself about this week's Theme! Hehehehe)

Career and Education

  • Havard Vs Oxford; Yang mana satu menjadi pilihan anda, dan explain to us kenapa anda memilihnya? - assigned to blogger - Airpool

  • Bolehkah pelajar IPT hidup dan belajar tanpa bantuan PTPTN? - assigned to blogger - Faizaru

  • Mengapakah pelajar perlu dipaksa menyertai Program Latihan Khidmat Negara? - assigned to blogger - Hairychub

  • Sambung study selepas kahwin; what do you think? - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok

  • Pemilihan kerjaya according to your parents choice; apa pendapat anda? - assigned to blogger - Khairie Kie

  • Alumni; Perlu sangat ke join? What is so special about Alumni?- assigned to blogger - Leez

  • Teknik pembelajaran yang efektif; do you have any advise? - assigned to blogger - LeeUK

  • Kerja sambil belajar; bukankah sesuatu yang membebankan? - assigned to blogger - Nasik

  • Sex education di sekolah; Yes or No? - assigned to blogger - Taufix
So itu la dia, again, 9 topic assignments utk 9 org bloggers yang remain dalam BI2005 week ke 4 nih! Heheheh - best of luck semua! You may start, NOW!!!

The dateline to publish your assignments will RESUME back to normal, which will be 51hours from NOW, and that will be this WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7TH, 2005. Assignments MUST be published by 12NOON, SHARP!** Juries will start commenting the entries by WEDNESDAY NOON 12PM to THURSDAY NOON 12PM. Poll WILL be up in my blog from THURSDAY NOON 12PM to SUNDAY NOON 12PM (as per normal) Thank you.

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What have you missed during the weekend? 2nd to 5th of September 2005



Haiyoh! Mek baru perasan. Not only it has been a slow weekend for me (bloggin' wise of course! Hehehe), but it has been rather a slow week too! Mek perasan last week tak banyak mek buat enties... owh no! Hehehehehe... tak pa tak pa. Must be the Merdeka holiday mood thingie - so semuanya nak holiday, termasuk bloggin'! LOL!... Anyways, ape yang dah mek published during the past weekend nih, sikit ke, banyak ke, mek tetap kena buat entry nih, utk memudahkan korang semua nak membaca... (kalau ade la kan? HEHEHE)

You know what? IT HAS been a VERY slow weekend! LOL!!!!





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Blog of the week - BeBe

Dearest all,

It is with great pleasure that I bring you, the eighth blog that will be featured as "Blog of the week" here in my blog... :)



Listen.Lead.Exceed. My contribution to blog is merely for self-satisfaction. No hidden agenda. no manipulation. Merely self-satisfaction. Period - Enuff said about this woman's blog! Heheh (yes u ols, when mek cakap WOMAN, I meant real cikpuks u ols! Hehehe)

Personally mek kenal BeBe, owner of the blog, dalam my tagboard. Rajin dia datang chitchat kat tb mek, biarpong sebok dengan kerej barunya. Recently menaikkan taraf nickname dia dari BeBe kepada Kak Nam BeBe, heheh, she's one funny gal yang kite musti kena kenal uols! (Question, awat nama BeBe selalunye kecoh2 funny, ala ala ponen u ols? Ginger - look at our Beepuks (BB)... now tgk Kak Nam BeBe... so the very nama tu ala ala sinonim dengan perems yang ala ala cik pons, kan? LOL!!! Mati la mek!)

So anyways, mek sebenar2nya nak pendek2kan lah entry into to BotW nih (Blog of the Week). Macam, mek rase, dinch la perlu mek intro pepanjang bagai kan? Short and sweet will do - yeah, I think I'll stick to that. Minggu2 kedepan2 nih, entry intro kepada Blog of the week, akan mek pependekkan... nah? (ala Lea, cakap jer la u ols dah malas! LOL!!!!!)

So apa apa pon, why don't we click HERE to proceed to our Kak Nam's blog! (Berani mampos mek sebut lebih dari 3 kali nama KAK NAM tu? Haiyoh! Mati la mek kena pukul dengan pengupas sirih milik BeBe itiew! LOL!)




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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Life as a crew - KUL to LHR (Part 3)


Previously, dalam Part 1 and Part 2 (gi la bacer kalau belum baca - kang tak paham pulak ape mek dok nak merepek nih! LOL!)

So anyways, bersambung balik kite yer. Owh yes, before landing punye light meal service. Light meal service nih tak der bezanye sangat dengan Dinner or Lunch service. Sama jer, cuma the meal tu jer ala ala makanan ringan (tapi kadang kala mek nengok, heavy gak makanan2 yang diclaim oleh catering tu as 'light meal' - hmmmm) So ape2 pon, service kena buat jugak. So basically, sama lah jugak macam 1st service lepas take off tu. Tak der beza pon. Same ol' thing... banyak keje? Tak der la sngt - easy meal service I'd say. And kitaorang buat service tu tak leh lengah2 take our own sweet time. Kang service tak habis, dah nak landing, HOW?

Normally 2nd service starts approx. 2 to 3 hours before landing - that should give us crew a lot of time to habiskan service tu. And no ruang for screwing ups - galley steward salah buat keje tang mana2, NAH! THAT'S IT! Naya! Especially if you work in Economy Class... 290++ pax? One simple mistake, KABOOM there goes your meal service! LOL! Mujur lah mek keje upper deck! Hehehe...

Once service is completed, u think thats it? Haiyoh! Ade lagi ok. KALAU TADIK waktu rest period tu tak buat bebende nih, NOW is the right time to finish all the documentations like uplift of stocks and what not (but knowing its London, its Auto Uplift of Drystores, Minerals and Amenities). Then, kena close Bar (yes, once dah OPEN the sealed Complimentary Bar, musti di CLOSEkan bar itiew...) Dan ade bende yang tak payah nak cuci, ade bende yang kena cuci. Mek pon dah tak ingat bebende tu semua. Pastu, kire macam, semua bende yang diambil pada awalnya, kena stowe balik at the original place. And by this time, my Chief ngan my Stewardess dah sebok collection Menucards, Headsets, returning pax Jackets and stuff. Haiyoh, busy busy busy balik la cabin upperdeck itiew.

(Nampak sangat mek nak habiskan entry nih cepat kan? LOL! Kelam kabut sangat story mek nih! Tapi memang dah tak der bende nak citer dah pong dalam part 3 nih - awat yang mek getek nak buat part 3 tak tau!? Should have habiskan sampai Part 2 jer... ISH!) So lepas dah settle bab cabin semua, I, as Galley steward, kena ensure Galley all checked and secured, ready for landing - and report to my Chief. Dan lepas tu, apa lagik, proceed to my designated crew seat for landing lor... hehehehe...

MH8, you're looking good - you are clear for landing on runaway 32L!


"Ladies and Gentlemen...

We have landed at Heathrow London. We request you to remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop, and the seatbelt sign is switched off. The local time is (bla bla bla) and the temperature is (again, bla bla bla) degrees Celsius. It has been a pleasure serving you on this flight, and we anticipate your return. For passengers disembarking here in Heathrow, thank you for flying Malaysia Airlines. Should you require any assistance on ground, please do not hessitate to contact our ground staff. For onward passengers, we wish you a pleasant flight for the rest of your journey. Thank you for choosing to fly Malaysia Airlines, and have a pleasant day ahead..."


MH8, you have touched down!!! Welcome to Heathrow, London


That's it? Nahhh - dinch u ols! Ade lagik kisahnye. Ingat sekejap ker pax nak disembark keluar dari B747-400??? Taking it as a full flight - HAIYOH! Boleh tahan jugak lamanye, sempat la mek lenguh2kan kaki mek! LOL! Dah habis diaorang disembark, we have to collect all local Malaysian news papers yang masih elok, utk digunakan dalam the returning flight. And also, kiteorang kena check cabin, seats, toilets, for any foreign objects, kot2 lah ade pax tertinggal ape ke, kan? Mek pernah ade dua kes - sekali mek jumpe pouch bag yang ade I think more than RM5000? Haiyoh! Mek terus menjerit ok! Hehehe - pass it to the security la of course! Gile! Heheheh. And then there was another one more time, mek dok check cabin first class kot, mek jumpe Nokia Communicator dengan Nokia 8850! Heheh, imagine, 2 first class pax, simply left hp cam itiew? Hehehe - nangis! And lepas dah habis check semua, what do we do? Haiyoh! Tunggu ape lagik! Berambus keluar dari aircraft lor. Keluar2 aircraft jer... "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEK BERJAYA! 13 hours and now am in LONDON - whatever mek nak buat malam nih ek? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....." Hehehehe...

The end... (Dang I should have finished this part dalam part 2 hari tu... chit! Hehehe)





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Male models - new faces, your pick! - THE RESULTS


Haiyoh!!!! YES YES u ols! I made a mistake; I've completely terlupa about this poll yang mek buat couple of days before Merdeka Day. So nevermind, biar mek cover balik kat sini. HEHEHE...

Remember that entry poll I buat pasal new faces in the modelling world? Can't remember dah? Well - click HERE then... hehehe...

So anyways, wanna know the results? Nih - meh mek kasikkan kat u ols... Diantara empat muka2 candiew nih... siape yang menjadi pilihan most of u ols semua? Hurmmmm...



And so - mek budget dah korang akan pilih 'dia' nih. Very chicken2 punye muke, don't you think? Ehehehehe...



Walaupun tema badan si Gunter nih tak semeriah badan si... sape... Andrew itiew, akan tetapi, muka dia sweet, kan? Mek tasty lagi si Pete itiew lagi la u ols... Tapi, votes are out, semua pilih Gunter! Tahniah Gunter. Dan sebagai hadiah, u ols get to pic salah sorang the remaining Bloggers Idol 2005 contestants utk spend a romantic quiet evening with...

Err... what? Gunter, u ols pick me? Gunter, come on. You gotta be serious? Haiyoh... you're not? Aiyoh! I think I'm gonna faint! Help! Somebody call me the photographer please!!! Heheh (mati la mek drama queen sengsorang nih! LOL!!!!!)






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Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!



And the poll is closed for votings!!!


Yeap, FINALLY, the poll is closed for all voting activities. Heheheheh - mrasalah mek tak sabar nak tgk resultnya esok! Hiks. Anyways, dibawah nih, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)



Owh well - now, mek ngan my Kumac Auditor akan start tabulating the scores, dan we'll let you guys know of the results esok, by 9am ya, dan we'll find out, siape kah pulak yang akan mengikut jejak langkah Andrew @ Sir Cloud dan jugak Roland Hashim, sebagai blogger #3 yang akan dieliminatekan... mek pasrah... Hehehehe....

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Thank you...




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