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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Life as a crew - KUL to LHR (Part 3)


Previously, dalam Part 1 and Part 2 (gi la bacer kalau belum baca - kang tak paham pulak ape mek dok nak merepek nih! LOL!)

So anyways, bersambung balik kite yer. Owh yes, before landing punye light meal service. Light meal service nih tak der bezanye sangat dengan Dinner or Lunch service. Sama jer, cuma the meal tu jer ala ala makanan ringan (tapi kadang kala mek nengok, heavy gak makanan2 yang diclaim oleh catering tu as 'light meal' - hmmmm) So ape2 pon, service kena buat jugak. So basically, sama lah jugak macam 1st service lepas take off tu. Tak der beza pon. Same ol' thing... banyak keje? Tak der la sngt - easy meal service I'd say. And kitaorang buat service tu tak leh lengah2 take our own sweet time. Kang service tak habis, dah nak landing, HOW?

Normally 2nd service starts approx. 2 to 3 hours before landing - that should give us crew a lot of time to habiskan service tu. And no ruang for screwing ups - galley steward salah buat keje tang mana2, NAH! THAT'S IT! Naya! Especially if you work in Economy Class... 290++ pax? One simple mistake, KABOOM there goes your meal service! LOL! Mujur lah mek keje upper deck! Hehehe...

Once service is completed, u think thats it? Haiyoh! Ade lagi ok. KALAU TADIK waktu rest period tu tak buat bebende nih, NOW is the right time to finish all the documentations like uplift of stocks and what not (but knowing its London, its Auto Uplift of Drystores, Minerals and Amenities). Then, kena close Bar (yes, once dah OPEN the sealed Complimentary Bar, musti di CLOSEkan bar itiew...) Dan ade bende yang tak payah nak cuci, ade bende yang kena cuci. Mek pon dah tak ingat bebende tu semua. Pastu, kire macam, semua bende yang diambil pada awalnya, kena stowe balik at the original place. And by this time, my Chief ngan my Stewardess dah sebok collection Menucards, Headsets, returning pax Jackets and stuff. Haiyoh, busy busy busy balik la cabin upperdeck itiew.

(Nampak sangat mek nak habiskan entry nih cepat kan? LOL! Kelam kabut sangat story mek nih! Tapi memang dah tak der bende nak citer dah pong dalam part 3 nih - awat yang mek getek nak buat part 3 tak tau!? Should have habiskan sampai Part 2 jer... ISH!) So lepas dah settle bab cabin semua, I, as Galley steward, kena ensure Galley all checked and secured, ready for landing - and report to my Chief. Dan lepas tu, apa lagik, proceed to my designated crew seat for landing lor... hehehehe...

MH8, you're looking good - you are clear for landing on runaway 32L!


"Ladies and Gentlemen...

We have landed at Heathrow London. We request you to remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop, and the seatbelt sign is switched off. The local time is (bla bla bla) and the temperature is (again, bla bla bla) degrees Celsius. It has been a pleasure serving you on this flight, and we anticipate your return. For passengers disembarking here in Heathrow, thank you for flying Malaysia Airlines. Should you require any assistance on ground, please do not hessitate to contact our ground staff. For onward passengers, we wish you a pleasant flight for the rest of your journey. Thank you for choosing to fly Malaysia Airlines, and have a pleasant day ahead..."


MH8, you have touched down!!! Welcome to Heathrow, London


That's it? Nahhh - dinch u ols! Ade lagik kisahnye. Ingat sekejap ker pax nak disembark keluar dari B747-400??? Taking it as a full flight - HAIYOH! Boleh tahan jugak lamanye, sempat la mek lenguh2kan kaki mek! LOL! Dah habis diaorang disembark, we have to collect all local Malaysian news papers yang masih elok, utk digunakan dalam the returning flight. And also, kiteorang kena check cabin, seats, toilets, for any foreign objects, kot2 lah ade pax tertinggal ape ke, kan? Mek pernah ade dua kes - sekali mek jumpe pouch bag yang ade I think more than RM5000? Haiyoh! Mek terus menjerit ok! Hehehe - pass it to the security la of course! Gile! Heheheh. And then there was another one more time, mek dok check cabin first class kot, mek jumpe Nokia Communicator dengan Nokia 8850! Heheh, imagine, 2 first class pax, simply left hp cam itiew? Hehehe - nangis! And lepas dah habis check semua, what do we do? Haiyoh! Tunggu ape lagik! Berambus keluar dari aircraft lor. Keluar2 aircraft jer... "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEK BERJAYA! 13 hours and now am in LONDON - whatever mek nak buat malam nih ek? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....." Hehehehe...

The end... (Dang I should have finished this part dalam part 2 hari tu... chit! Hehehe)





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Male models - new faces, your pick! - THE RESULTS


Haiyoh!!!! YES YES u ols! I made a mistake; I've completely terlupa about this poll yang mek buat couple of days before Merdeka Day. So nevermind, biar mek cover balik kat sini. HEHEHE...

Remember that entry poll I buat pasal new faces in the modelling world? Can't remember dah? Well - click HERE then... hehehe...

So anyways, wanna know the results? Nih - meh mek kasikkan kat u ols... Diantara empat muka2 candiew nih... siape yang menjadi pilihan most of u ols semua? Hurmmmm...



And so - mek budget dah korang akan pilih 'dia' nih. Very chicken2 punye muke, don't you think? Ehehehehe...



Walaupun tema badan si Gunter nih tak semeriah badan si... sape... Andrew itiew, akan tetapi, muka dia sweet, kan? Mek tasty lagi si Pete itiew lagi la u ols... Tapi, votes are out, semua pilih Gunter! Tahniah Gunter. Dan sebagai hadiah, u ols get to pic salah sorang the remaining Bloggers Idol 2005 contestants utk spend a romantic quiet evening with...

Err... what? Gunter, u ols pick me? Gunter, come on. You gotta be serious? Haiyoh... you're not? Aiyoh! I think I'm gonna faint! Help! Somebody call me the photographer please!!! Heheh (mati la mek drama queen sengsorang nih! LOL!!!!!)






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Posted at 8:36:45 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Poll/ Votings - CLOSED!



And the poll is closed for votings!!!


Yeap, FINALLY, the poll is closed for all voting activities. Heheheheh - mrasalah mek tak sabar nak tgk resultnya esok! Hiks. Anyways, dibawah nih, the polls' result as of 12.00pm, Malaysian time tadi... :)



Owh well - now, mek ngan my Kumac Auditor akan start tabulating the scores, dan we'll let you guys know of the results esok, by 9am ya, dan we'll find out, siape kah pulak yang akan mengikut jejak langkah Andrew @ Sir Cloud dan jugak Roland Hashim, sebagai blogger #3 yang akan dieliminatekan... mek pasrah... Hehehehe....

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the poling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official websites. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestant and ex-contestant of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...




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Posted at 12:05:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, September 03, 2005

SSBM - relekjek @ Hairy Chub


U ols... mek dah lama tak buat entry SSBM kan? Heheheheh - kali nih, SSBM mek special sikit. Sebelum mek revealkan ape kah SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos) itiew, mek akan buat SstBM dulu (Ape nye SstBM tu? Haaaa - kalau SSBM is Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos, SstBM pulak ialah Sesungguhnya STORY Berani Mampos! Hehehe)

Kisahnya, semalam nih la... ade lah sorang hambaAllah namanya Relekjek... (dah sebut hambaAllah, perlu ke mek sebut nick dia? Isk isk isk! Menggong tui lah. Hehehe) Anyways, dia masuk ke blog/ tb mek tetiber jer... "Ade sape nak dgr citer tak???" Haa... for those yang tak sempat nak membaca, lets la u ols - mek Print Screen SysRQ bagai utk u ols semua! Heheheheh - mati la mek kalau wife tu masuk ke blog nih! LOL!

Mula2nya, nih la ceritanye... PART 1 - Baca DARI BAWAH yer dek non sekalian - kang tak paham pulak...



Lepas tu... PART 2 - Again, dari BAWAH yer hadek2kiew sekalian. Hehehehe...



And then kan... PART 3 - Perlu ke mek ulang lagik?



Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan finally! Hehehehe....
Mek tak penah dapat title Marriage Wrecker! Heheheheh Teringin jugak nak rase jadik perosak rumahtangga orang! - eheheheh mati la mek! Relekjek, how does it feel? Masih RELEK lagi ke u ols? Mati la kau kalau bini abang tu regular reader mek!


Yang mek tak tahan bab dia laser botox tu - LOL! Tershaddap sekejap mek jadik nya! LOL!!!!

Apa apa pong, kalau 'akak' kite tu dok tgh baca blog mek - HAMPUNKAN MEK U OLS!!! Mek tak masuk campur! Mek sekadar buat SSBM entry nih sekadar nak perhangatkan blog past tense mek yang asik lahhhhh pasal BI BI BI jer! LOL!!! (BI tu hape? Bloggers Idol la kak! Hehehehe)

Sekian - wasalam... HIKS!




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Posted at 11:36:45 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, September 02, 2005

Another movie review - RED EYE!!!


To enter the official website, click HERE


Yeesssszzaaa... another movie yang mek akan reviewkan to u ols! Hikhik!!!...



Ok ok, so, itu sinopsis jalan cerits mengikut official webby Red Eye, kan? Hikhik - now, mrasalah sinopsis yang dicampur dengan ulasan oleh mek, perieviekritik amatur, Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee - mati la mek! Hehehehe...

3 things yang terlintas dalam pikiran hotak mek about this movie, Fear of Flying, Hijack, Emergency Landing - namun, ternyata, mek membuat tanggapan melulu. The actual 3 things yang correct about the movie, adalah airlines, communications, politics! Hehehe...



Movie started pasal Lisa who was on the way to the airport dalam cab; dia on the way nak fly balik ke Miami. Yes, she wasn't too comfy about the idea of flyin' - fear of flying la gamaknya itiew. It was raining, so dah ala ala boleh agak la it's gonna be a movie about an airplane with bad weather condition. Hehehe. So anyways, her flight to Miami was delayed due to the bad weather (see - kan mek dah cakap!? Hehehe) and while at the airport, she met Jackson, yang pada mulanya so like prince charming ala ala la... (personally, mek dinch suka sangat Jackson itiew, I mean, Cillian Murphy itiew - too, white and pinkish kot? Hmmm). They talked, laughed, and what not during the time diaoang dok menunggu the delayed flight - no one ever suspect yang Jackson tu la sebenarnye lahanat dalam movie nih (not unless org dah baca sinopsis citer ni la kan... hehe) The first part nih banyak tunjukkan pasal how airline members (ground personal/ crew) handle people with delayed flights (been there, done that! LOL!)

Detik perkenalan pertama katanya - maaaaaati la itu Lisa feeling dah jumpa Mr. Right!


Yer, minum2 sampai lite2 mabuk sebelum flight - elok sangat la tu!


On the other hand, awal2 citer nih pun ade citerkan pasal Lisa's dad di Miami yang duduk sengsorang di rumah, waiting for his daughter to come back home, safely. Fathernya si Lisa nih divorced rasenye dengan mothernya yang duduk Dallas kot? (thats where Lisa is flying from to Miami - tah, tak sure pulak dah) Dan dalam cerits nih, the father is the umpan. Like, is Lisa tak ikut demand org jahat itiew, the father akan di shaddapkan forever! Hehehehe...

So anyways, lepas lepas itiew, the flight was ready for departure katanya. And so Lisa and Jackson macam ala ala buat hal masing2 la. Yang Lisa tak tau, Jackson was on the same flight (obviously la kan since Jackson memang tgh mengekori Lisa pong!) Naik2 flight, Jackson was already seated next to her seat, 18F (Lisa's 18G). Yang penting, interior flight tu, two-isle aircraft. Tapi mek tgk kot luar aircraft, macam a 737-400 a/craft, how? Hmmmm... interior ala ala Airbus A300 rasenye, or was it like A320. Hmmm... apa apa jer la. Yang tu was like dah mek leh agak diaorang miscalculated kot - like, they think, EX CREW takkan tgk movie itiew? LOL!

Cak!?!?! What a small aircraft - balik2 kite seated next to each other. How kebetulan nye is that ek? Matiii la kebetulan!


Jeng je jenggg!!! And bermula la kes hunting munting achilut chak dalam flight!


Ok so, lepas the flight departed rather roughly through the bad weather, Jackson memulakan his sweet talks sambil slowly revealing why dia naik flight itiew. He wants to kill Senator Keefe ke... atau President Keefe (sorry mek dinch amik port sebab dia dinch candiew). So ape ade kaitannye Keefe dengan Lisa? Lisa nih banyak regular hotel guests yang kenal dia, VVIP guestnye was Keefe tu la. And Keefe ade buat kenyataan brani mampos kot dalam tv, tu yang ade orang tak puas hati mau cikbun (bunuh; read as cik boon) dia and his family kat hotel where Lisa works tu. And what better way to have access to Keefe melalui, LISA! So alkaedahnye, if Lisa tak buat call balik ke hotel, arrangekan Keefe ditukarkan ke another suite, Lisa's dad akan di shaddapkan. So she's like trapped. Kalau tannak let these people kill Keefe, father golgincu for good. Kalau nak selamatkan the father, Keefe has to die. Haiyoh! NANGIS!

Pelbagai cara she tried to do utk get herself out of the situation, tapi dinch jadik. Macam macam kena, sampai kena pukul balik dengan si Jackson itiew (what a loser!) And yang penting, ade satu scene tu, Jackson pukul Lisa dalam lavatory (toilet ler) aircraft itiew, and when they came out, the stewardess ala ala Chief kot, cakap "Excuse me SIR! This is not a motel!!!" Haiyoh! Mek pernah alami situasi yang sama, a couple masuk toilet together2 u ols. Mek ketuk2 pintu, bile dia bukak pintu, mek cakap "May I join you two!?!?" HAHAHA GILE! Tak lah - mek cakap lah policy airline/ aircraft tak benarkan dua org in one lavatory at the same time. Hehehehe...

Antara salah satu cara she tried to notify org yang dia terperangkap... hmmmm - tapi tektik dinch menjadi!


Ha... nih la babak gaduh dalam toilet itiew! Eeeww!


The movie ala ala ended the way mek REALLY tak expected it to be. Mek suspection ala ala Lisa yang kena land the aircraft ke ape ke - dinch u ols! Lain citernye... Nak tahu how? Lets! Tgk the movie...

The funny part of this movie has got to come from Lisa's junior staff kot? Cynthia - yang seawal movie dah menunjukkan yang she's actually a bit kelamkabut and depends too much on Lisa. She works at the same hotel as Lisa tapi I think rank wise, Lisa higher kot. Throughout this movie, Cynthia, yang mek rase pegang watak as PPW (pelakon pembantu wanita), very der lawak, ala ala blur kelamkabut - ala ala trainee yang had to take Lisa's place since she's away gittu. Hehehehe - good movie la kot sebab dalam tensi2 ade jugak lawak2 dari Cynthia mata besau itiew. She reminded me of someone, hmmm... who ek? Tah lah...

Yer, the funny Cynthia with the big eyes... funny girl la dia nih... mek suka aksi2 kelam kebut dia tu...


Apa apa pon, you guys have to go and watch this movie - memang abfab! Mek suka, walaupun jalan ceritanya lain sikit dari yang mek budgetkan. Hehehehe... Enjoy!




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Posted at 6:08:25 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Poll/ Votings


PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

Dalam this poll, users are allowed to vote MULTIPLE bloggers - meaning, a user gets to vote more than 1 favorite blog/ blogger. TAPI, the poll ONLY allows you to do a vote, ONCE a day. Nak vote again, can - mai balik page mek esok, nah? (make sure u ols dos clear cache and cookies, ok? Hehehe)

And PLEASE note that the poll WILL closed for voting on SUNDAY, September 4th 2005 at exactly 12 noon MALAYSIAN TIME. - RESULTS will be out on MONDAY, September 5th 2005 by 9am MALAYSIAN TIME. Thanks! (Sorry, masa yang diperuntukkan utk mengundi pada minggu ke-3 ini telah dikurangkan 24jam sebab cuti umum Merdeka Day pada hari Rabu hari tu. So bloggers, instead of diaorang submit entry by Wednesday lepas seperti biasa, diaorang telah diberi masa utk submit/ publish entry diaorang by Thursday. So voting day pun yang sepatutnya bermula on Thursday, telah dianjakkan to today. Tapi poll TETAP akan ditutup pada hari Ahad ini, sekian, terima kasih. Heheheh... MINGGU DEPAN, kembali seperti sediakala, nah!? Thankzaaaa)


Vote for your favorite blog/ blogger ; NOTE: Blogger with the lowest votes will be eliminated from the contest. Good luck, and happy voting!!!
5thE @ Fifi
Airpool
Faizaru
Hairy Chub @ relekjek
Imah Lenggok
Khairie Kie
LeeZ
Lee UK
Nasik
Taufix
  
Free polls from Pollhost.com

So - happy voting semue!!! Ingat - pilihlah/ votelah blog/ bloggers yang mana anda rasa layak utk kekal dalam BLOGGERS IDOL 2005! GOOD LUCK SEMUA, bloggers and users!!! :)

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the poling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official websites. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestant and ex-contestant of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...




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Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, September 01, 2005

http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com - UPDATED

Yeap... again, hari nih mek dah updatekan my fotopages... hikhik... click on the image below to proceed to my fotopages. Enjoys!

Gambar2 koleksi tea coffee set antik milik my beloved ol' granny






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Posted at 10:00:24 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Assignments; Submitted - published!



3rd weeks' individual assignments; theme - Travel & Adventure


Berikut adalah tugasan2 individu setiap bloggers for week #3, dalam Bloggers Idol 2005 mengikut tema "Travel & Adventure" - mrasalah!!! Hehehehe.... (nampak je senang tapi menurut some bloggers, penat jugak nak kerahkan otak kuarkan idea utk assignment masing2. Apa apa pon, tahniah sebab semua dah berjaya buat assignment masing2...)
  • "My Dream Vacation"; share with us - assigned to blogger - 5thE @ Fifi

  • Cadangan destinasi berbulan madu; You are a travel consultant, and a newly wed couple comes up to you and seeks your professional advise about their honeymoon. Sila nasihatkan/ cadangkan pada mereka destinasi berbulan madu yang dirasakan sesuai untuk pasangan itu - assigned to blogger - Airpool

  • Camping; tell us your greatest experience - assigned to blogger - Faizaru

  • Would you rather go to Genting Highlands, or Cameron Highlands? Kenape ek? Give us the reasons why you pilih destinasi tersebut - assigned to blogger - Hairy Chub @ Rilekjek

  • You are at PWTC, promoting Bukit Merah Lake Town Resort when one of your booth visitors suddenly comes up to you and asks you, "Kat situ boleh buat ape lagi? Mandi, mandi, mandi - kat rumah pun boleh mandi, kan? Citer sikit ape yang bestnya kat situ?" - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok

  • Travel by air - selamat sangat ke? Wouldn't you rather die here on ground, instead of dying up there in the sky, blown into thousand little pieces? And you call that selamat to travel by air? What do you think? - assigned to blogger - Khairie Kie

  • Kempen Cuti2 Malaysia, berkesan ke? Ape faedahnya diadakan kempen2 macam tu?- assigned to blogger - LeeZ

  • What do you think about Vacation Clubs? - assigned to blogger - Lee UK

  • Travel by sea - Cruise liners; only for the rich and famous? Do you agree? - assigned to blogger - Nasik

  • Explain about the incredible 7 Wonders of the World - assigned to blogger - Taufix

**Links maybe direct ke entry assignment, and/or it might just go to the bloggers main page - please reload/ refresh the bloggers page kalau by 12 noon plus anda masih belum nampak entry assignments diaorang, ok? U guys know what to do la kan. HEHEHEHE...


So, tunggu hape lagik? Start your engines dan get yourself to these bloggers punye blogsites! LETS! Enjoy! Hehehe - jgn lupe komeng2 lah entry assignments diaorangs itiew; komen2 membina mampu beri kesan pada each bloggers... hehehe...

Juries? Apo lagik - LETS!!! Hehehehehe... U ols, the juries, ade sampai esok noon to complete your tasks as juries, memberi komeng2 vast (or the other way round... heheh) dan separuh lagi duty korang, juries2 yang adil lagik bijaksanas, (giving the evaluation marks itiew via email to me), mek expect not later dari Saturday noon nih, ok? Kapish? Good - then lets READ! Hehehehe...

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the poling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official websites. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestant and ex-contestant of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...

PS: This entry akan diupdated kan from time to time jika dan bila perlu. Nak edit update apo? Err - tak der pa per. Just nak insert sikit kat link2 bloggers tu, and etc... nuthing much, nuthing fancy. Heehehehehe...

Voting starts tomorrow - Thank you





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5th month blog anniversary!






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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mushrooms...


Well - mushrooms... ape kes?

Kesnye, mek dah updated my fotopages with gegambar cendawanz. No no u perverts, not THAT mushrooms! HISH! I meant the REAL mushroom, cendawan, yang tumbuh kat laman itiew? Heheheh - mraslah click kat gambar mushroom kat the end of this entry to nengok more mushroom pics... but first (ahaaaa... there's always the BUT! Hehehehe)

This reminds me of a story, of a guy who is so... so... mengada-ngadaly bangga sangat with his think, big, hard rod in his pants (yes, this is goin' to be a XXX-rated story. Kids, please have your parents with you at all times while reading this entry - mati la mek!) Yeap, dia lah bagaikan Hang Tuah yang mega dasyat di kampungnya itiew, only in this case, it's somewhere, I don't know, oversea? Sebab I doubt this story was from somewhere around Malaysia? LOL! So anyways, this hard-on 24 hunk by the name of Mario, was drinking his way with his pal kat a local bar.

Friend: Say, you're sure damn lucky to have that rod of yours hard 24-7. You could screw any gals u want in the village - better still, you could have them ALL! Muuwaahahahaha! Cheers to that mate! (sambil togak gelas beernye itiew... eww!)

Mario: Yeah, hell yeah - I could *beeep* any *beeep*ing girl I want in town. But I don't want to...

Friend: So, watcha gonna do with that hard on? (sambil matanya melirik2 nengok the big bulge kat seluar Mario itiew sambil air liurnya meleleh2 keluar dari mulut)

Mario: No ordinary gal is gonna have this hard rock in her wet *beep*, that's for sure...

Friend: Mario! What are you saying? U wanna *beep* a drag queen with that? (dalam otak kawan dia nih, dah mula terpikir "Kalau Mario dinch tasty dengan gals, mrasalah mek ade PELUANG nak ngap ciknek dia yang nala itiew! Hehehe")

Mario: No u silly dweeb!! I'm only aiming for one gal, and she's not like any other gals - and that gal lives beyond the palace walls...

Friend: Thhhheeeee princceesss??? (Again, dalam otak kawannya itiew "Dammit! Ewww I hate that b**ch! Siap lah dia mek akan pecah lobang yang dia tu sebenarnye cik pon, dan bukannye puks betul - OPPSSS!!!!")

Before he could pecahkan lobang the Princess to Mario, Mario dah lesap katanya... mana Mario pergi? Lets find out...

Mario dah lama aimed the princess; dalam mata Mario, only the Princess yang boleh selesaikan masalah ketegang ciknek nye itiew. Dah lama he perhatikan gerak geri princess itiew. Banyak dia dah plan. Cuma tunggu kesesuaian masa saja. Kisahnye, the princess selalu keluar bermain bola emasnya di garden just behind the palace; selalunye she would play from 7am to 7.30am. Every morning, I say every morning, dia akan bermain dengan bola emasnya itiew... and Mario, yang seperti biasa sudah sedia mengintip princess itiew by 6.59am, pun berkata pada dirinya...

"Owh my dear Princess, how I wish it is my d**k that yang you main mainkan, instead of that pathetic stupid gold plated ball of yours tu! Fear not my princess, tomorrow, you will have something worth playing with... I promise you my love..." Hehehehehe...

And so the malam menjelma, dan Mario climbed on the palace walls, dan starts digging a hole dan kambuskan dirinya, EXCEPT for his ciknek! He waited patiently, sanggup menguburkan dirinya hidup2, semata2 kerana Princessnya itiew. And then, the next morning, as usual, the princess, yang dengan cerianya in her Versace dress (Versace katanye - mati la mek!), came down the steps of the palace, heading towards her garden when she discovered something....

"Ooooooooooo a mushroooommmmmmm" (read: Imagine Didi, Dextor's sister saying that! Yeah, pathetic kan? Very bimbo... hehehe)

"I loooovvveeeeeeee musshhhrrooommsssss...." sambil mengusap2 mushroom itiew...

"I loooovvveeeeeeee mmuushh... eh? Wait - how come this mushroom ade rumput2 persis rambut afro berwarna hitam? Weird type of grass - curly, black.... owh must be one of those rare species of musssshhhhhhrrrroooommmm kot...." she said, sambil continue mengusap2 mushroom 'hidup' itiew....

"Ahhhhhhh mushrooomm sudah mengembangggg.... Yeh! Owwhh yeh! Kembanglah wahai mushroom, feel the morning sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!" Yeap, she's getting excited alright - more like orgasm if u ask me. LOL...

As she strokes the mushroom, her throat ala ala dahaga lah pulak... dan pada masa yang sama, she saw cecair coming out dari mushroom itiew... pucuk dicita ulam berair mendatang! LOL!

"Ahhhhhhhh veeeryyy nicceeee! Mushroom have watterrrrrr. Meeee thirsty! Lets minum dulu!" and so, yes, well figured, she terus minum cecair itiew... dan after the first few licks....

"Errrrrrmmmmm sallttyyy waterrr.... sticky waatterrrr..... I LIKE!!!!"

Nah! Terus she continued sucking and sucking all the cecair yang ade. Mario on the other hand dah menggeletar dalam tanah tu, mata dah juling, dan ready to .. erm... cumm? Hehehe... he wanted to warn the princess that it has been a while since he last ejaculated. Tapi apakan daya... he can't pecah lobang...

"Oooooooooo mushroooommmmm giving morreee and mooreee sticky salty watterrr! Me likeeeeeeee"

"Oooooooo mushrooommmmm so nice!!!!"

And oooo mushroom memancut2kan air salty sticky ke muka princess itiew - not a single drop she let it to waste, semuanya ditelan jilatnya. EEEWW!!! After licking it all, her fingers and what not, suddenly, she turns back to the mushroom... and to her surprise, (or was it shock? Hmm)...

"Awwwwwwww.... cendawannnn layu sudahhhhh!!!!!...... Me want more...!!!" annd yes, she started to cry. But after a while, she heard voices, like, an angel or something....

"Dear, my dear princess. Kalau u nak more, come back here tomorrow morning. You'll be happy to find more mushroom drinks... I promise you... " yeap, THAT'S MARIO, confirmed! Feeling la ciktan tu! Nak kasik lagi katanya! LOL!... And so the princess quickly wiped off her tears dan masuk balik ke palace. Just before she went in, she screamed...

"Me want more and more mushroom water! Me like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lepas tu, Mario terus keluar dari lubang tu dan lari balik ke kampung, yes, with a no-longer-a-hard-on-d**k! As he was running back to the village, dia terpikir about the sad princess, and about the promise he made to the princess, so that she would be happy. "Cam mana ek? Penat la aku nak kasik lagi air kat dia. Hmm" - dok lari2 tu, he dapat an idea. Hehehehe... he went back to the bar, told 20 guys, ape dah terjadi. Semuanya nak tahu ape citernye? Even Mario's friend yang tadi tu pun semangat nak dgr citernye tu... and so, Mario pun duduk sambil minum beer, dan story telling la kat kawan2nya itiew. By night falls, all his 20 friends semuanya nak menabur bakti pada Princess itiew, and 'make her happy and no longer thirsty' katanya! LOL! And then they asked Mario to lead them...

"Errrr... that's ok boys... You go on ahead - I'll skip on this one, for now. Tired sial! Esok lusa boleh lagik... hahahaha" katanya Mario, refusing... hehehe...

And so these 20 guys, plus Mario's good friend, so all of them, 21 of them to be exact, did the same thing, just like Mario did. They climbed on the palace walls, masuk ke garden tu, dan start tanam diri diaorang masing2, leaving their cikneks uncovered.

Lepas tu, nak jadi ceritanya, the next day, the princess came out pagi tu, and saw her garden in total shock... (ahhh yes, confirmed this time, in total shock...)

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooo manyyy mushroommsss!!!"

"Sooooooooo many different shapes and sizes..... ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"Me tak suke, me tak suke!!!!!!!!!!! Mencemarkan my garden....! EEEWWW!!!!"

"Guards!!! Buang SEMUA mushrooms2 tu!!! Tebang, potong, cantas - whatever u wanna call it! ME DON'T LIKE!!!!!!! Me want only one mushroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nahhhh - alkaedahnye, habis semua 'mushroom2' itiew dipotong tebang cantas habis! THAT'S IT! Maka terciptalah cik pons yang ber puks! See, DULU2 tak payah habis RM90K yang buat puks semua - dulu2, free2 jer boleh buang cikneks dan free2 jer dapat jadik woman! LOL!!!! Mati lah mek! (mati la mek ngan pondan potong puks bawak Jazz Merah tu! Oppsss!)

Gile ke idak? HAHAH - citer nih sapa tah bagi tau kat mek dulu dulu. Knowing me, ade jer lah mek propah ubah edit segala bagai. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Meanwhile, lets, click lah pic mushroom kat bawah nih, to view more REAL cendawan/ mushrooms in my fotopages. Dinch perlu kebenaran parents yer! LOL!!!!

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Posted at 9:08:36 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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