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Saturday, September 03, 2005

SSBM - relekjek @ Hairy Chub


U ols... mek dah lama tak buat entry SSBM kan? Heheheheh - kali nih, SSBM mek special sikit. Sebelum mek revealkan ape kah SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos) itiew, mek akan buat SstBM dulu (Ape nye SstBM tu? Haaaa - kalau SSBM is Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos, SstBM pulak ialah Sesungguhnya STORY Berani Mampos! Hehehe)

Kisahnya, semalam nih la... ade lah sorang hambaAllah namanya Relekjek... (dah sebut hambaAllah, perlu ke mek sebut nick dia? Isk isk isk! Menggong tui lah. Hehehe) Anyways, dia masuk ke blog/ tb mek tetiber jer... "Ade sape nak dgr citer tak???" Haa... for those yang tak sempat nak membaca, lets la u ols - mek Print Screen SysRQ bagai utk u ols semua! Heheheheh - mati la mek kalau wife tu masuk ke blog nih! LOL!

Mula2nya, nih la ceritanye... PART 1 - Baca DARI BAWAH yer dek non sekalian - kang tak paham pulak...



Lepas tu... PART 2 - Again, dari BAWAH yer hadek2kiew sekalian. Hehehehe...



And then kan... PART 3 - Perlu ke mek ulang lagik?



Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan finally! Hehehehe....
Mek tak penah dapat title Marriage Wrecker! Heheheheh Teringin jugak nak rase jadik perosak rumahtangga orang! - eheheheh mati la mek! Relekjek, how does it feel? Masih RELEK lagi ke u ols? Mati la kau kalau bini abang tu regular reader mek!


Yang mek tak tahan bab dia laser botox tu - LOL! Tershaddap sekejap mek jadik nya! LOL!!!!

Apa apa pong, kalau 'akak' kite tu dok tgh baca blog mek - HAMPUNKAN MEK U OLS!!! Mek tak masuk campur! Mek sekadar buat SSBM entry nih sekadar nak perhangatkan blog past tense mek yang asik lahhhhh pasal BI BI BI jer! LOL!!! (BI tu hape? Bloggers Idol la kak! Hehehehe)

Sekian - wasalam... HIKS!




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Posted at 11:36:45 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, September 02, 2005

Another movie review - RED EYE!!!


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Yeesssszzaaa... another movie yang mek akan reviewkan to u ols! Hikhik!!!...



Ok ok, so, itu sinopsis jalan cerits mengikut official webby Red Eye, kan? Hikhik - now, mrasalah sinopsis yang dicampur dengan ulasan oleh mek, perieviekritik amatur, Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee - mati la mek! Hehehehe...

3 things yang terlintas dalam pikiran hotak mek about this movie, Fear of Flying, Hijack, Emergency Landing - namun, ternyata, mek membuat tanggapan melulu. The actual 3 things yang correct about the movie, adalah airlines, communications, politics! Hehehe...



Movie started pasal Lisa who was on the way to the airport dalam cab; dia on the way nak fly balik ke Miami. Yes, she wasn't too comfy about the idea of flyin' - fear of flying la gamaknya itiew. It was raining, so dah ala ala boleh agak la it's gonna be a movie about an airplane with bad weather condition. Hehehe. So anyways, her flight to Miami was delayed due to the bad weather (see - kan mek dah cakap!? Hehehe) and while at the airport, she met Jackson, yang pada mulanya so like prince charming ala ala la... (personally, mek dinch suka sangat Jackson itiew, I mean, Cillian Murphy itiew - too, white and pinkish kot? Hmmm). They talked, laughed, and what not during the time diaoang dok menunggu the delayed flight - no one ever suspect yang Jackson tu la sebenarnye lahanat dalam movie nih (not unless org dah baca sinopsis citer ni la kan... hehe) The first part nih banyak tunjukkan pasal how airline members (ground personal/ crew) handle people with delayed flights (been there, done that! LOL!)

Detik perkenalan pertama katanya - maaaaaati la itu Lisa feeling dah jumpa Mr. Right!


Yer, minum2 sampai lite2 mabuk sebelum flight - elok sangat la tu!


On the other hand, awal2 citer nih pun ade citerkan pasal Lisa's dad di Miami yang duduk sengsorang di rumah, waiting for his daughter to come back home, safely. Fathernya si Lisa nih divorced rasenye dengan mothernya yang duduk Dallas kot? (thats where Lisa is flying from to Miami - tah, tak sure pulak dah) Dan dalam cerits nih, the father is the umpan. Like, is Lisa tak ikut demand org jahat itiew, the father akan di shaddapkan forever! Hehehehe...

So anyways, lepas lepas itiew, the flight was ready for departure katanya. And so Lisa and Jackson macam ala ala buat hal masing2 la. Yang Lisa tak tau, Jackson was on the same flight (obviously la kan since Jackson memang tgh mengekori Lisa pong!) Naik2 flight, Jackson was already seated next to her seat, 18F (Lisa's 18G). Yang penting, interior flight tu, two-isle aircraft. Tapi mek tgk kot luar aircraft, macam a 737-400 a/craft, how? Hmmmm... interior ala ala Airbus A300 rasenye, or was it like A320. Hmmm... apa apa jer la. Yang tu was like dah mek leh agak diaorang miscalculated kot - like, they think, EX CREW takkan tgk movie itiew? LOL!

Cak!?!?! What a small aircraft - balik2 kite seated next to each other. How kebetulan nye is that ek? Matiii la kebetulan!


Jeng je jenggg!!! And bermula la kes hunting munting achilut chak dalam flight!


Ok so, lepas the flight departed rather roughly through the bad weather, Jackson memulakan his sweet talks sambil slowly revealing why dia naik flight itiew. He wants to kill Senator Keefe ke... atau President Keefe (sorry mek dinch amik port sebab dia dinch candiew). So ape ade kaitannye Keefe dengan Lisa? Lisa nih banyak regular hotel guests yang kenal dia, VVIP guestnye was Keefe tu la. And Keefe ade buat kenyataan brani mampos kot dalam tv, tu yang ade orang tak puas hati mau cikbun (bunuh; read as cik boon) dia and his family kat hotel where Lisa works tu. And what better way to have access to Keefe melalui, LISA! So alkaedahnye, if Lisa tak buat call balik ke hotel, arrangekan Keefe ditukarkan ke another suite, Lisa's dad akan di shaddapkan. So she's like trapped. Kalau tannak let these people kill Keefe, father golgincu for good. Kalau nak selamatkan the father, Keefe has to die. Haiyoh! NANGIS!

Pelbagai cara she tried to do utk get herself out of the situation, tapi dinch jadik. Macam macam kena, sampai kena pukul balik dengan si Jackson itiew (what a loser!) And yang penting, ade satu scene tu, Jackson pukul Lisa dalam lavatory (toilet ler) aircraft itiew, and when they came out, the stewardess ala ala Chief kot, cakap "Excuse me SIR! This is not a motel!!!" Haiyoh! Mek pernah alami situasi yang sama, a couple masuk toilet together2 u ols. Mek ketuk2 pintu, bile dia bukak pintu, mek cakap "May I join you two!?!?" HAHAHA GILE! Tak lah - mek cakap lah policy airline/ aircraft tak benarkan dua org in one lavatory at the same time. Hehehehe...

Antara salah satu cara she tried to notify org yang dia terperangkap... hmmmm - tapi tektik dinch menjadi!


Ha... nih la babak gaduh dalam toilet itiew! Eeeww!


The movie ala ala ended the way mek REALLY tak expected it to be. Mek suspection ala ala Lisa yang kena land the aircraft ke ape ke - dinch u ols! Lain citernye... Nak tahu how? Lets! Tgk the movie...

The funny part of this movie has got to come from Lisa's junior staff kot? Cynthia - yang seawal movie dah menunjukkan yang she's actually a bit kelamkabut and depends too much on Lisa. She works at the same hotel as Lisa tapi I think rank wise, Lisa higher kot. Throughout this movie, Cynthia, yang mek rase pegang watak as PPW (pelakon pembantu wanita), very der lawak, ala ala blur kelamkabut - ala ala trainee yang had to take Lisa's place since she's away gittu. Hehehehe - good movie la kot sebab dalam tensi2 ade jugak lawak2 dari Cynthia mata besau itiew. She reminded me of someone, hmmm... who ek? Tah lah...

Yer, the funny Cynthia with the big eyes... funny girl la dia nih... mek suka aksi2 kelam kebut dia tu...


Apa apa pon, you guys have to go and watch this movie - memang abfab! Mek suka, walaupun jalan ceritanya lain sikit dari yang mek budgetkan. Hehehehe... Enjoy!




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Posted at 6:08:25 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Poll/ Votings


PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

Dalam this poll, users are allowed to vote MULTIPLE bloggers - meaning, a user gets to vote more than 1 favorite blog/ blogger. TAPI, the poll ONLY allows you to do a vote, ONCE a day. Nak vote again, can - mai balik page mek esok, nah? (make sure u ols dos clear cache and cookies, ok? Hehehe)

And PLEASE note that the poll WILL closed for voting on SUNDAY, September 4th 2005 at exactly 12 noon MALAYSIAN TIME. - RESULTS will be out on MONDAY, September 5th 2005 by 9am MALAYSIAN TIME. Thanks! (Sorry, masa yang diperuntukkan utk mengundi pada minggu ke-3 ini telah dikurangkan 24jam sebab cuti umum Merdeka Day pada hari Rabu hari tu. So bloggers, instead of diaorang submit entry by Wednesday lepas seperti biasa, diaorang telah diberi masa utk submit/ publish entry diaorang by Thursday. So voting day pun yang sepatutnya bermula on Thursday, telah dianjakkan to today. Tapi poll TETAP akan ditutup pada hari Ahad ini, sekian, terima kasih. Heheheh... MINGGU DEPAN, kembali seperti sediakala, nah!? Thankzaaaa)


Vote for your favorite blog/ blogger ; NOTE: Blogger with the lowest votes will be eliminated from the contest. Good luck, and happy voting!!!
5thE @ Fifi
Airpool
Faizaru
Hairy Chub @ relekjek
Imah Lenggok
Khairie Kie
LeeZ
Lee UK
Nasik
Taufix
  
Free polls from Pollhost.com

So - happy voting semue!!! Ingat - pilihlah/ votelah blog/ bloggers yang mana anda rasa layak utk kekal dalam BLOGGERS IDOL 2005! GOOD LUCK SEMUA, bloggers and users!!! :)

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the poling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official websites. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestant and ex-contestant of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...




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Thursday, September 01, 2005

http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com - UPDATED

Yeap... again, hari nih mek dah updatekan my fotopages... hikhik... click on the image below to proceed to my fotopages. Enjoys!

Gambar2 koleksi tea coffee set antik milik my beloved ol' granny






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Posted at 10:00:24 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Bloggers Idol 2005 - 3rd Weeks' Assignments; Submitted - published!



3rd weeks' individual assignments; theme - Travel & Adventure


Berikut adalah tugasan2 individu setiap bloggers for week #3, dalam Bloggers Idol 2005 mengikut tema "Travel & Adventure" - mrasalah!!! Hehehehe.... (nampak je senang tapi menurut some bloggers, penat jugak nak kerahkan otak kuarkan idea utk assignment masing2. Apa apa pon, tahniah sebab semua dah berjaya buat assignment masing2...)
  • "My Dream Vacation"; share with us - assigned to blogger - 5thE @ Fifi

  • Cadangan destinasi berbulan madu; You are a travel consultant, and a newly wed couple comes up to you and seeks your professional advise about their honeymoon. Sila nasihatkan/ cadangkan pada mereka destinasi berbulan madu yang dirasakan sesuai untuk pasangan itu - assigned to blogger - Airpool

  • Camping; tell us your greatest experience - assigned to blogger - Faizaru

  • Would you rather go to Genting Highlands, or Cameron Highlands? Kenape ek? Give us the reasons why you pilih destinasi tersebut - assigned to blogger - Hairy Chub @ Rilekjek

  • You are at PWTC, promoting Bukit Merah Lake Town Resort when one of your booth visitors suddenly comes up to you and asks you, "Kat situ boleh buat ape lagi? Mandi, mandi, mandi - kat rumah pun boleh mandi, kan? Citer sikit ape yang bestnya kat situ?" - assigned to blogger - Imah Lenggok

  • Travel by air - selamat sangat ke? Wouldn't you rather die here on ground, instead of dying up there in the sky, blown into thousand little pieces? And you call that selamat to travel by air? What do you think? - assigned to blogger - Khairie Kie

  • Kempen Cuti2 Malaysia, berkesan ke? Ape faedahnya diadakan kempen2 macam tu?- assigned to blogger - LeeZ

  • What do you think about Vacation Clubs? - assigned to blogger - Lee UK

  • Travel by sea - Cruise liners; only for the rich and famous? Do you agree? - assigned to blogger - Nasik

  • Explain about the incredible 7 Wonders of the World - assigned to blogger - Taufix

**Links maybe direct ke entry assignment, and/or it might just go to the bloggers main page - please reload/ refresh the bloggers page kalau by 12 noon plus anda masih belum nampak entry assignments diaorang, ok? U guys know what to do la kan. HEHEHEHE...


So, tunggu hape lagik? Start your engines dan get yourself to these bloggers punye blogsites! LETS! Enjoy! Hehehe - jgn lupe komeng2 lah entry assignments diaorangs itiew; komen2 membina mampu beri kesan pada each bloggers... hehehe...

Juries? Apo lagik - LETS!!! Hehehehehe... U ols, the juries, ade sampai esok noon to complete your tasks as juries, memberi komeng2 vast (or the other way round... heheh) dan separuh lagi duty korang, juries2 yang adil lagik bijaksanas, (giving the evaluation marks itiew via email to me), mek expect not later dari Saturday noon nih, ok? Kapish? Good - then lets READ! Hehehehe...

Disclaimer

The supporters are recommended to make full use of the rights given to support any contestant that they choose by using the poling station in the Bloggers Idol 2005 (BI2005) official websites. Supporters are also encouraged to leave comments on each contestant blog, provided that the comment are made to the entry/ writing/ story/ narration/ anecdotes and not on each contestant personal and individual issue or concern. This instruction is also viable and extended to every contestant and ex-contestant of BI2005.

The decision made by jury/ juries should no be questioned, since the selection of juries has been agreed upon from the early stage. A petition should be sent in case of any dissatisfaction arises on the selection of jury/ juries, in particular the weekly jury, as and by the time the name of the jury is announced in the BI2005 official website early of every week (Monday)

The decision and the number of votes collected in the poling station at the end of voting day/ end week (Sunday 12pm) should not also be questioned. Contestants, voters, supporters and readers are advice to respect the poling station since it is the system agreed on from the inception of BI2005.

This notes act as a disclaimer and BI2005 official website shall not be liable for any damages or costs of any type arising out of or in any way connected with the use of the services of the contestant, voters, supporters, and readers BI2005.



Thank you...

PS: This entry akan diupdated kan from time to time jika dan bila perlu. Nak edit update apo? Err - tak der pa per. Just nak insert sikit kat link2 bloggers tu, and etc... nuthing much, nuthing fancy. Heehehehehe...

Voting starts tomorrow - Thank you





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5th month blog anniversary!






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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mushrooms...


Well - mushrooms... ape kes?

Kesnye, mek dah updated my fotopages with gegambar cendawanz. No no u perverts, not THAT mushrooms! HISH! I meant the REAL mushroom, cendawan, yang tumbuh kat laman itiew? Heheheh - mraslah click kat gambar mushroom kat the end of this entry to nengok more mushroom pics... but first (ahaaaa... there's always the BUT! Hehehehe)

This reminds me of a story, of a guy who is so... so... mengada-ngadaly bangga sangat with his think, big, hard rod in his pants (yes, this is goin' to be a XXX-rated story. Kids, please have your parents with you at all times while reading this entry - mati la mek!) Yeap, dia lah bagaikan Hang Tuah yang mega dasyat di kampungnya itiew, only in this case, it's somewhere, I don't know, oversea? Sebab I doubt this story was from somewhere around Malaysia? LOL! So anyways, this hard-on 24 hunk by the name of Mario, was drinking his way with his pal kat a local bar.

Friend: Say, you're sure damn lucky to have that rod of yours hard 24-7. You could screw any gals u want in the village - better still, you could have them ALL! Muuwaahahahaha! Cheers to that mate! (sambil togak gelas beernye itiew... eww!)

Mario: Yeah, hell yeah - I could *beeep* any *beeep*ing girl I want in town. But I don't want to...

Friend: So, watcha gonna do with that hard on? (sambil matanya melirik2 nengok the big bulge kat seluar Mario itiew sambil air liurnya meleleh2 keluar dari mulut)

Mario: No ordinary gal is gonna have this hard rock in her wet *beep*, that's for sure...

Friend: Mario! What are you saying? U wanna *beep* a drag queen with that? (dalam otak kawan dia nih, dah mula terpikir "Kalau Mario dinch tasty dengan gals, mrasalah mek ade PELUANG nak ngap ciknek dia yang nala itiew! Hehehe")

Mario: No u silly dweeb!! I'm only aiming for one gal, and she's not like any other gals - and that gal lives beyond the palace walls...

Friend: Thhhheeeee princceesss??? (Again, dalam otak kawannya itiew "Dammit! Ewww I hate that b**ch! Siap lah dia mek akan pecah lobang yang dia tu sebenarnye cik pon, dan bukannye puks betul - OPPSSS!!!!")

Before he could pecahkan lobang the Princess to Mario, Mario dah lesap katanya... mana Mario pergi? Lets find out...

Mario dah lama aimed the princess; dalam mata Mario, only the Princess yang boleh selesaikan masalah ketegang ciknek nye itiew. Dah lama he perhatikan gerak geri princess itiew. Banyak dia dah plan. Cuma tunggu kesesuaian masa saja. Kisahnye, the princess selalu keluar bermain bola emasnya di garden just behind the palace; selalunye she would play from 7am to 7.30am. Every morning, I say every morning, dia akan bermain dengan bola emasnya itiew... and Mario, yang seperti biasa sudah sedia mengintip princess itiew by 6.59am, pun berkata pada dirinya...

"Owh my dear Princess, how I wish it is my d**k that yang you main mainkan, instead of that pathetic stupid gold plated ball of yours tu! Fear not my princess, tomorrow, you will have something worth playing with... I promise you my love..." Hehehehehe...

And so the malam menjelma, dan Mario climbed on the palace walls, dan starts digging a hole dan kambuskan dirinya, EXCEPT for his ciknek! He waited patiently, sanggup menguburkan dirinya hidup2, semata2 kerana Princessnya itiew. And then, the next morning, as usual, the princess, yang dengan cerianya in her Versace dress (Versace katanye - mati la mek!), came down the steps of the palace, heading towards her garden when she discovered something....

"Ooooooooooo a mushroooommmmmmm" (read: Imagine Didi, Dextor's sister saying that! Yeah, pathetic kan? Very bimbo... hehehe)

"I loooovvveeeeeeee musshhhrrooommsssss...." sambil mengusap2 mushroom itiew...

"I loooovvveeeeeeee mmuushh... eh? Wait - how come this mushroom ade rumput2 persis rambut afro berwarna hitam? Weird type of grass - curly, black.... owh must be one of those rare species of musssshhhhhhrrrroooommmm kot...." she said, sambil continue mengusap2 mushroom 'hidup' itiew....

"Ahhhhhhh mushrooomm sudah mengembangggg.... Yeh! Owwhh yeh! Kembanglah wahai mushroom, feel the morning sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!" Yeap, she's getting excited alright - more like orgasm if u ask me. LOL...

As she strokes the mushroom, her throat ala ala dahaga lah pulak... dan pada masa yang sama, she saw cecair coming out dari mushroom itiew... pucuk dicita ulam berair mendatang! LOL!

"Ahhhhhhhh veeeryyy nicceeee! Mushroom have watterrrrrr. Meeee thirsty! Lets minum dulu!" and so, yes, well figured, she terus minum cecair itiew... dan after the first few licks....

"Errrrrrmmmmm sallttyyy waterrr.... sticky waatterrrr..... I LIKE!!!!"

Nah! Terus she continued sucking and sucking all the cecair yang ade. Mario on the other hand dah menggeletar dalam tanah tu, mata dah juling, dan ready to .. erm... cumm? Hehehe... he wanted to warn the princess that it has been a while since he last ejaculated. Tapi apakan daya... he can't pecah lobang...

"Oooooooooo mushroooommmmm giving morreee and mooreee sticky salty watterrr! Me likeeeeeeee"

"Oooooooo mushrooommmmm so nice!!!!"

And oooo mushroom memancut2kan air salty sticky ke muka princess itiew - not a single drop she let it to waste, semuanya ditelan jilatnya. EEEWW!!! After licking it all, her fingers and what not, suddenly, she turns back to the mushroom... and to her surprise, (or was it shock? Hmm)...

"Awwwwwwww.... cendawannnn layu sudahhhhh!!!!!...... Me want more...!!!" annd yes, she started to cry. But after a while, she heard voices, like, an angel or something....

"Dear, my dear princess. Kalau u nak more, come back here tomorrow morning. You'll be happy to find more mushroom drinks... I promise you... " yeap, THAT'S MARIO, confirmed! Feeling la ciktan tu! Nak kasik lagi katanya! LOL!... And so the princess quickly wiped off her tears dan masuk balik ke palace. Just before she went in, she screamed...

"Me want more and more mushroom water! Me like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lepas tu, Mario terus keluar dari lubang tu dan lari balik ke kampung, yes, with a no-longer-a-hard-on-d**k! As he was running back to the village, dia terpikir about the sad princess, and about the promise he made to the princess, so that she would be happy. "Cam mana ek? Penat la aku nak kasik lagi air kat dia. Hmm" - dok lari2 tu, he dapat an idea. Hehehehe... he went back to the bar, told 20 guys, ape dah terjadi. Semuanya nak tahu ape citernye? Even Mario's friend yang tadi tu pun semangat nak dgr citernye tu... and so, Mario pun duduk sambil minum beer, dan story telling la kat kawan2nya itiew. By night falls, all his 20 friends semuanya nak menabur bakti pada Princess itiew, and 'make her happy and no longer thirsty' katanya! LOL! And then they asked Mario to lead them...

"Errrr... that's ok boys... You go on ahead - I'll skip on this one, for now. Tired sial! Esok lusa boleh lagik... hahahaha" katanya Mario, refusing... hehehe...

And so these 20 guys, plus Mario's good friend, so all of them, 21 of them to be exact, did the same thing, just like Mario did. They climbed on the palace walls, masuk ke garden tu, dan start tanam diri diaorang masing2, leaving their cikneks uncovered.

Lepas tu, nak jadi ceritanya, the next day, the princess came out pagi tu, and saw her garden in total shock... (ahhh yes, confirmed this time, in total shock...)

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooo manyyy mushroommsss!!!"

"Sooooooooo many different shapes and sizes..... ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"Me tak suke, me tak suke!!!!!!!!!!! Mencemarkan my garden....! EEEWWW!!!!"

"Guards!!! Buang SEMUA mushrooms2 tu!!! Tebang, potong, cantas - whatever u wanna call it! ME DON'T LIKE!!!!!!! Me want only one mushroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nahhhh - alkaedahnye, habis semua 'mushroom2' itiew dipotong tebang cantas habis! THAT'S IT! Maka terciptalah cik pons yang ber puks! See, DULU2 tak payah habis RM90K yang buat puks semua - dulu2, free2 jer boleh buang cikneks dan free2 jer dapat jadik woman! LOL!!!! Mati lah mek! (mati la mek ngan pondan potong puks bawak Jazz Merah tu! Oppsss!)

Gile ke idak? HAHAH - citer nih sapa tah bagi tau kat mek dulu dulu. Knowing me, ade jer lah mek propah ubah edit segala bagai. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Meanwhile, lets, click lah pic mushroom kat bawah nih, to view more REAL cendawan/ mushrooms in my fotopages. Dinch perlu kebenaran parents yer! LOL!!!!

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Life as a crew - KUL to LHR (Part 2)


Ape kes citer nih? Well - nak find out, cuba baca Part 1 (before take off)...



As the aircraft climbs to 45,000 feet above sea level, I gazed outside the window and saw clear blue morning sky... ahhh what a sight... Buzz! REALITY CHECK!?!? Hello!? Mana ade window mek nak nengok luar dari dalam galley (dapur) upper deck B747-400 itiew!? Duh! Doink a bit right? Mek boleh imagine jer la, tapi nak nengok in real, nan ado. So anyways, once the aircraft dah at its cruising altitude, seatbelt sign pon off la kan...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fasten seatbelt sign is now off. But for your own safety, we advise you to keep your seatbelt fastened whenever you're seated. Breakfast will be served shortly. Meanwhile, should you require any assistance, please do not hessitate to call any members of the cabin crew..." bla bla bla bla bla, ade la lagi announcements yang dibuat, but I just couldn't be bothered to dengar dah. Dalam kepala hotak mek sekarang... breakfast breakfast breakfast! Hehehehe...

And let the breakfast service begin! Hehehehe...


Lepas seatbelt sign tu off, mek dah kelam kabut dalam galley. Yer lah, banyak bende nak prepare ok.

Scene: Business Class upper deck, FULL 32 pax! NANGIS!

Tapi since it's breakfie, mek ok jer. Tak der lah kelam kabut sangat2 like if its lunch or dinner service. So first up, prepare drink orders yang my Chief ngan stewardess dah amik on ground tadik itiew. Waktu tgh prepare welcome drinks tu, my Chief will normally help around la kan. Dapat chief (cs) yang meletop, baik, meriah lah galley. Kalau dapat yang bitchy2 tu, mengucap lah banyak2. Tapi mek punye experience dalam flights, most of my cs bebaik. So while me and my cs busy preparing the drinks, my stewardess busy dressing tables pax dengan linen. Dah siap, she and my cs will distribute the drinks while mek, prepare the trolley/ carts for service sequence lepas itiew. Ehhh chup2. Wait, this is breakfast service kan? CHOY! Mana ade drink orders. Choy! Sorry nah mek lupa dah sequence dia... eheheh - maklum lah, dah setahun left the airline. Heheh. Anyways, meh mek betoikan balik... jap nahhh let me think back... hmmmm...

Hmmm - since mek dah ingat2 lupa dah service concept tu, mek tak go into details lah nah? :) Details maybe mek buat melalui gambar2 yang mek includekan dalam entry nih nah? Hehehehe...

So anyways, lepas take off, stewardess mek, ngan mek punye CS selalunye busy dalam cabin. Mek lah terkontang kanting dalam galley itiew. But basically, having breakfast service as the first service after take off, tak susah sangat. Tapi lebih senang kalau buat breakfast as second service prior before landing itiew. So apa apa pon, lepas take off, semuanya akan menunjukkan muka2 tensi dalam galley, tapi bile masuk cabin, sampai ke telinga senyumnya. LOL! Ok... berbalik pada service Breakfast after take off. Sequencenye... yang nak kena ingat... ABC

A - Appertizer
B - Bakery
C - Cereals/ yogurt

Dan diikuti dengan main course.

Here you can see what membezakan breakfast service as 1st service lepas take off, dengan breakfast as 2nd service before landing... lainnye tang mana? Hanya ade wake-up towel katanye. Hehehehe. Tapi ini secara mata kasar. Pada dasar service concept, for us crew, kalau breakfast merupakan service kedua prior before landing, it simply means that the breakfast yang kami akan serve tu, continental breakfast. Sebab kalau after take off, breakfast yang kami serve tu, FULL set meaning dishing out the main course. Manakala kalau continental breakfast service (2nd service, before landing) - we serve semuanya on tray, no dishing mishing out - just short and simple service from the cart itself... ada paham ka? Tak? Hehehehe - sabar jer dek non


Whats good about breakfast service nih, setiap course, musti ade TC (coffee tea). So like, bile keluar ngan fruit appertizer trolley, musti ade TC. Kuar bakery selections pong, TC ado. Kuar yogurt/ cereal selections pon, TC tak lari dari trolley tu. Cuma mai tang main course jer, TC diremovekan kejaps dari trolley tu... heheheh... tapi, lepas main course, keluar la balik TC trolley itiew. Hehehe - like, TC akan keluar on every trolley service, EXCEPT main course. You guys with me so far? Good. Ok now, berikut ade lah gambarajah2 trolley settings for breakfast service (penat mek selongkar, dapat jugak carik manual nih... tak tahu lah diaorang still ikut ke tak concept nih? Dengar khabaran, concept nih dah tak pakai dah. Hehehe PAST TENSE lagi katanya!? Mati la mek!)

Trolley setting for Coffee Tea with fruit appertizer. Abaikan the hot water jug tu. Selalunye hot water jug tu ler is the tea punye jug. Ini mek rase gambarajah first class punye trolley setup. First class lain noq, ade selection of tea u ols! Tapi Business class, sorry nah - Lipton only! LOL!!!


Ini setup utk... erm... Tea Coffee with bakery selection. Simple, tapi mek suka trolley setup nih. Bau bakery fresh out from the warming cabinet/ oven, meleleh!!! - again, abaikan the hot water jug itiew...


Ini main course trolley for breakfast - bestnye kalau mek leh dapat gambaq betoi. Hehehehe... tapi tgk gambarajah nih pon, mek dah nangis! Hehehe teringat zaman2 serve2 nasi lemak. Heheheh - telan air liur jer! LOL!


So lepas habis 1st service,... lega? DINCH! Tu baru 1st service. Nuuuh lepas 7 8 jam lagi nuh sebelum landing in London nuh, dok ada satu lagi service, APE KES!?!?!?! Tapi before that service sampei, sempat lah mek mengketedaghah dalam galley mek, sempat la mek pi buat lawatan muhibbah dari galley ke galley, kalau ade kengkawan kat galley lain, mek pon sebok2 kak Pora laaaa pi galley depa, mencelah sembang2 persis Kak Nam BeBe! Hehehe.

Dah habis makan, sembang2, umpat2, gossip2, planning2 nak buat apo kat London, nah, tibanya time berehat. Normally crew, kiteorang dapat 3 to 4 hours rest dalam long-haul flights cam nih. Dan most of the time, kami yang galley stewards nih kena gi rest dulu. Tak semestinya kena gi tiduran, nak makan for the whole 3 4 hours rest period tu pong boleh - nak duduk main game ke ape ke - semua boleh. Kire rest period, buat la ape nak suke. Me most of the time, lepas dah habis makan minum mengumpat menggosip dan memplanning (5M tu - SM ngan Joe Lee tau citer tak!? LOL!! Mati la mek 5M!) - mek akan tidurans. Most of the time lah, meaning to say, ADE kalanya jugak, kalau mek cukup tidur di rumah, dan terlalu HYPER, mek tak akan tidur pon. So berjaga la mek selama 13 jam tu. Sampai London, kat hotel, pong mek tak tentu tidur lagi! Hehehehe...

And so this is where we crew sleep. Nampak cam tak comfy? Believe me - bile dah tired sangat2, kat mana2 pong leh tidur ok! Hehehe... nih nampak cerah, kan? Kalau in real, gelap gulita ok kalau dinch pasang lampu. Most of the time, kami dinch pasang lampu ok - nak feeling2 tiduran malam biarpon waktu diluar aircraft tu siang terang benderang! Ehehehe - yang penting, mek selalu amik bunk/ bed bawah. Sebab, mek boleh amik selimut, dan buat sebagai kelambu. Letak selimut bawah tilam bed atas tu, dan tadaaa... jadik lah tirai kelambu. Bertambah gelap gulita bed mek, hanya ditemani lampu torchlite ciput. Why nak lampu torch lite? Selalunye mek feeling2 amik roti bawak masuk situ, ngupngapngupngap sengsorang dalam tu! LOL!.... kantoi!


So lepas dah habis rest pulak, the next set akan amik the rest period. Like, 1st rest period, 9 org gi rest. Then baliknye 9 org tu dari rest, yang the next 9 crew yang masih berjaga tadik tu, diaorang pulak gi rest. Baru la galley dan cabin tu tetappp jer ade crew menjaga. Hehehe. By the time mek balik dari rest period, ade lah 3 4 jam lagi sebelum the next service bermula. Mek punye style, biar mek prepare semua awal2, so that tak kelam kabut sat gi. So mek pon, buat la keje2 mek - pindah2 cart la, itu ini la. Transfer meals lah ke dalam oven lah, itu ini - small2 stuffs tapi kalau tak buat, haiyoh! NAYA!

Dan kalau nak ikutkan, bile banyak buat2 keje nih, 12 , 13 jam tu, sebenarnye, TAK RASE pon. Sebab dok buat keje. Lain la kalau flight light load, dan memang tak banyak keje - ha - kalau cam tu, NANGIS! Sebab ape? Sebab boring flight lama. Hehehehe. So anyways, service ape pulak before landing itiew? Light meal service. Ala ala lunch, tapi, lite2 lunch - errr.. paham dak? Tak paham jugak? Tak pa - lets! Tunggu Part 3 (the final part) sebelum kite sampai London... geh geh geh!

Nantikan sambungan the final part (part 3)... which will be published soon (Wallahua'lam, bila la pulak... hehehehe)








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Posted at 4:08:55 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!




Merdeka!!!

Merdeka!!!

Merdeka!!!

And so it's 12:00:00, August 31st, 2005 - and it's Malaysia's 48th Independence Day!!! :) And yes, this entry, marks my entry yang ke-401 here in my blog (hehehehe - Blogger Tak Serik2 Award, here I come again!! Hehehe) Tarkik lah u ols, 400 ke, 4000 ke, janji mek enjoy buat bloggin' nih; sangat2 enjoy. Speaking of enjoy, mek rase2 time nih, ACTUALLY, mek tgh dok membohsankan diri di bandaraya, ntah dok tang mana, tgh buat gapo pong mek dinch hui, sebab mek buat entry nih tadik at 19:30hrs! Hehehe... - mek gi tukaq setting posted date jer to midnight katanye! LOL!!!... Anyways, will be back later and kalau rajin (dan kalau tak penat) mek update la pa per yang patut, nah? :) Adios!

Happy holidays people!!! Enjoy!


Signing off utk entry yang ke-401... hehehehe...
Yours truly,




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Posted at 12:00:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, August 30, 2005

It's 30th August, 2005 - Day: Eve of Merdeka day...


And yes, so, its the eve of the 48th Merdeka day (eh, correct kan 48th? Mati la mek dinch hui pa bende pong! Hehehehe) - Today started off, like, hmmm... dark, danked and dreary 30th. It rained here in AS since Subuh saaaaaaampai lah ke tgh hari tadi. And thanks to the rain, office mek black out; so it became a very good excuse for me to balik dari office early and lepak jer kat rumah. Lepak ke? Sah sah berdengkur sampai ke Asar - mati la mek! Anyways, it was a so so 30th, SO FAR.

Malam nih planning to go out with couple of friends by 8.30pm. Yeah, no no 'panjat pagar' ok. This time dapat clearance from bigboss daddy! LOL! Nak ke mana? Wallahua'lam - nak ke manalah sangat in this dead-by-9pm-bandaraya? Haiyoyoh... tapi, my friends ade cakap nak lepak2 kat Menara Alor Star, katanye ade artis buat show. Artis mana ntah. Koser ah. Tapi, rather then duduk umah mengadap PC/ blog or mengadap ASTRO, amatlah digalakkan keluar katanye kawan2 kiew. Hehehehe... yang penting mek bawak camera! MRASALAH MEK SNAP PIC TU PIC NIH! Hehehehe...

My last few merdeka days (the years before la kan) - mek kureng ingat what did I do. I think last year mek buat show/ tak pon keluar clubbing. Tak hingat lah pulak. But what I ingat, malam Merdeka, confirmasi meriahs. Which how I wish I could say the same thing about AS. The last Merdeka celebration in AS was... in... erm... 1998? LOL! Hopefully malam nih worth goin' out la kan. Kalau idak, baik lah aku mengadap TV jer.

Speaking of Merdeka, nih, latest case pasal the stewardess berkemban dengan bendera Malaysia dalam paper - EWWW!!!! Kalau cantik sepasal, nih dah la muka hazabpiau! Feeling nak berkemban. Harapkan kulit putih gebau la. Dan yang penting, WHY, WHY must it be another MAS crew? (confirm ke dia MAS Crew? Mek dinch baca pong isi2 penting - SCANNING jer - hehehehe) I don't know la... *sigh* Macam2! Pramugara terlampau lah, pramugari berkemban lah, PRAMUGARAI DRAG PAST TENSE SHOWGIRL lah! Haiyoh! Macam2! Tapi... at least, mek dinch made it into major newspapers! LOL! (mujur lagik!) Tah pa per laaaa nak jadik dengan crew sekarang nih.... Yang penting, dia tak pikir ke 'akibat'nya beraksi sedemikian? (aiyoh! Pandainye mek cakap kat org, time2 mek drag waktu mek crew dulu, ape kes!?!? Hehehe) Mek ade baca dalam paper mana tah - ade dua tiga org pakcik2 yang patriotic, SENTAP sangat2. Ala ala macam adengan berkemban kain bendera itiew, very der menjatuhkan maruah, martabat bendera. Betul tu pakcik2, adik sokong! Kot yer pong, buat la evening dress ke, baju tradisional bak Siti ke (which was hazabbb sangat fyi!), kan? Ini tak - macam amik sebijik2 kain tu, dan terus lilit badan berkemban, mau mampus kot? I wonder what happened to her case... hurmmmm....

Ok lah - enuff babbling for now. Kang banyak2 boring pulak. Anyways, I'll be back with more new entries lepas mek balik outting malam nih - kalau rajin la kan. HEHEHEHEH... Ape ape pong, MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!!!!...




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Posted at 7:00:35 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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