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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Now I know how a 'P E R O G O L' feels like...


W A R N I N G : Readers beware!!! Entry mek kali nih mongkin akan MENJOLOK mata segala mata sambil terbeliak ala² nak terkeluar bijik mata itiew yer. MINORS, please do not get ur parents concent sebab kot mana pong parents hampa takkan approve - so mrasa do not proceed reading this entry. Kalau proceed gak, SENDIRI TANGGUNG NAH!

Ok - so, whats with the entry title itiew ler? HEY! It's not what you think ok!!! Bukan mek merogol sesiapa yer! CHOY!!! *sambil ketok² meja. LALALALA!

Permulaannye sebeginiew...

Cousin mek datang umah. Anak kepada my auntie, who so happens to be my mom's cousin (my cousin's grandmother is my grandmother's youngest sistah... ) so mrasalah cousin mek nih sebenarnye DUA-PUPU, ek? Hiks! Habis, sapa yang jadik kupu²? Ops! Hahaha motif meghoyan!? LALALA... so anyways, my cousin who came with his mother, and with his grandmother itiew, datang bertiga, dari KBR (Kota Bharu lah!) nak menjenguk my Mak Tok itiew, who is my cousin's Tok Lang. Motif kenyataan family tree bagai kuar nih!? LOL! Ada sebabnya... sebabnya mek dok emphasis sangat bab bab family tree nih, is because, MEK TAK PERNAH KENAL COUSIN MEK YANG NIH, boleh? 28 tahun mek hidup, dan 27 tahun DIA hidup, dua dua saling tak kenal mengenali. Haiyoh! Bole? What kind of family is this!? LOL! So anyways, kaedahnye, depa nih bermalam 2 3 malam la kan di rumah kiew...

So lets, potong story mory panjang jadik pendeks, nah!? Hiks!

So tadik dia tidoq la kan when I went out kejaps tadik. Kan, katanya balik² mek dah tgk dia dah tidoq nih...

(Sedutan/ petikan dari TB/ Cbox mek... )

N U R L E A ® @ Home: Lalalalala

N U R L E A ® @ Home: My cousin sleeping already

N U R L E A ® @ Home: In his kain pelekat

N U R L E A ® @ Home: terselak siket

N U R L E A ® @ Home: Lalalalala suddenly TANDUK SETAN dosi keluar.

Haiyoh! Tandok apakah!? Perangai setan apakah!? Binatangs kah!?

N U R L E A ® @ Home: aiyoh! I HAVE SINNED for like 3 minutes...

Adooiiii lah! 3 minit!? Mek dah buat apa nih!? I have sinned katanya!? *Mati la Ginger akan cakap "YES, U have sinned - BIG TIME! Now talk to my ass! If it farts, you're not forgiven!" Prrrruuuppp confirm Ginger akan teghan kentot sbb tannak mek be forgiven for my sins! SIAUL tak!? Hahahaha...

So anyways, apakah!? What when how lah!?!?!?

N U R L E A ® @ Home: damn the camera shaky shaky lah!

N U R L E A ® @ Home: Eh not the camera... MY HANDS! LOL!

Hahahahahaha mek sinned buat jahat main snappy² pics sajork! MOTIF nak lebih²!? Mek dinch berani la pulak tetiber walaupun peluang dah ado depan mata!

DIA: I rasa kejap lagi I tido confirm tido mati - penat siut. Drove from KL to KBR and straight to AS. Pergh! Mata tak leh bukak dah...

MEK: Iyer?

DIA: Ha ah - flat giler rasenye nih. Kang lepas mandi kang, sure boom terus nih. Memang kong sampai esok pagi...

MEK : Iyer???

KAN! Mamat tu dah tido mati - confirm lah mek mampu apa²POMkan dia. OPS! Tapi tetiber, cam, tah la, SEGAN pon ada, TAKUT also, and MALU!!! (Motif SEGAN and MALU!? Sial lah!)

So kesimpulannye, yang mek brani buat for now (TUDIAH! "For now" yer, ko brani!? HAHAHAH!) would be just to snappy² jer... muahahahaha!

W A R N I N G ( L A G I ) : Readers beware!!! Photos yang u ols about to see may cause severe traumatic moments... proceed at own risk! Hiks!

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Setelah selesai 3 menet plus² mek snappy² pix dia tgh tido, tetiber mek terasa pelik... gementar, dada/ jantung dok dubdabdubdab bagai and all... lantas mek berkata² dalam tb/ cbox mek sambil mata dok jeling tgk cousin mek tu tgh tidoq...

N U R L E A ® @ Home: Aiyoh! NOW i know how a perogol mrasa bila tgk 'habuan' tgh tido depan mata - *usap2 dada, astarghfal banyak2


KAN!? Bernafsiew kan tgk avang² in his kain felekats, KAN!? Hiks!

W A R N I N G ( D A N   L A G I   Y E R) : Readers behold! JGN I say JANGAN yer nak memandai bagi mek talbiah/ tarbiah, whatever you wanna call it, dalam bahagian komentar entry mek kat bawah tu yer. Ini entry mek suker² buat, bukan utk hangpa suka² bambu mek kondeming itu ini bagai yer. Suka² hati mek nak habaq, ini blog mek! Suka² hati haku la nak letak apa pon. Suka² hati aku jugak la yer nak delete komen komen² tu ker, OR mek nak bidas balik ke ape ke, SUKE² HATI mek la yer. Hiks!

Sekian... to be continued katanya! MUAHAHAHA!

LKY: Nih baru malam pertama... I VONDER what will I do tomorrow night!? Hmmmm lalalalala! Tapi tadik mek dah ala ala intai lite² time dia tgh mandi, WOPS! Mati la esok ketombit! Cepat! Sediakan bawang putih nak tenyeh kat mata! LALALALALA!






Posted at 2:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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