Breakfast, bagi mek, adalah meal paling mustahak dalam setiap hari. Ia adalah meal yang bakal memberi tenaga yang berpanjangan for the rest of the day; disamping kita makan lunch and dinner also. HEY!? Ape kah!? Hiks!

So ok - tepat jam 8am, hp mek X 2 plus dgn phone bilik, and also Abang N's hp also - semuanya berdering nih! HAIYOH! Nampak sangat family dah tau N ngan mek memang susah bangun pagi! HIKS! So dah bangun, siap² bagai - 8.30am katanya jumpa the rest kat coffee house for breakfast. ADO? N ngan mek jugak sampai dulu walaupun depa yang kejutkan kami dulu tu bangun dulu, kan? Hiks! Tidak mengapa. Sampai awal, leh makan dulu - kan?

Breakfast - jgn tanya lah. MERIAH! Tak caya, tgk sendiri lah gegambars inih! (Banyak lagik pics² breakfast dalam Fotopages mek. Baca sampai habis entry nih - link direct ke fotopages mek ado kat bawah itiew, nah? Hiks!)

So, lepas breakfast, buat apa tatau? Owh yes - semua gerak gi swimming pool. Actually, all 9 of them gi dulu. MEK yang last kuar dari coffee house - bole? MATI LA MELANTAK katanya kan? 1st to arrive, last to go ley? Hehehehe... So anyways, kitaorang lepak kat poolside/ beach the whole morning sampai nearly noon la kirenye. Selain dari mandi pool, kiteorang pi mandi kat pantai. Mek feeling² sajork tepi pantai - dinch mau mandian pantai lagi katanya. And selain daripada itiew, kiteorang naik kayak katanya - mati la mek naik ngan BBD! Bukan dia yang control kayak tu dibelakang! Dia gagah nih duduk depan nih! MEK yang kena navigate dan control kayak tu! PENAT sial! Dia hengat dia kurus?! Tapi ok lah - we had some laughs. Mau tak gelak, baru dia nak duduk dalam kayak for 2 tu, tau tau, BUSSSSH! DOSI jatuh dalam air tepi pantai itiew - how!? Mek yang memula feeling nak bawak camera gi tgh² laut tu pun, last² minute, CANCEL! Maunya kayak tu tebalik, NAYA SAJORK! Pi sampai tgh laut - ombak bergelora - air mula pasang. Katanya nak hujan. Tapi tetap proceed nih. Mek cuak cuak pun, masih leh control time tu. Time yang mek dinch bols control, waktu mek naik kayak tu dengan anak buah mek, dan ombak sudah kuat; air pasang very der! Hanyutkan kayak mek ke tepi beach; the other side, tak jauh la sangat tapi bukan tempat dimana mek dan anak buah mek naik. Time tu risau gak - not for myself la mek risau, tu ha, anak buah mek yang 11 yo girl itiew. Jadi pa pe, mampos aku! Tapi syukur, semua selamat - hehehe. Pucat sekejap muka...

Lepas tu, semua balik bilik masing² dan siap² for Friday Prayers katanya kan. And afterwards, baru kiteorang mulakan out activity pusing² jalan² in Langkawi.

Pi mana tatau? 1st sekali, kiteorang gi lunch kat this restoren siam apa tah, somewhere kat Underwater World itiew. Food was lousy; but since semua lapaq, ok la kan. HEHEHEHE. Pastu shopping sedikits kat Duty Free shopping mall kat sebelah restaurant tu, still dalam area Underwater World itiew. And lepas tu, baru kiteorang proceed gi ke area Datai - further up sikit, masuk ke jalan nak ke Berjaya Beach Resort tu. Nak pi mana tatau? Tu la - naik cablecar Langkawi tu. Hihihi...

Nak naik ke atas puncak gunung apa tah BBD cakap kat mek, mek dosi lupa tu; took us like, hmm... 15 mins Cable Car ride? Something like that la kot. Yang penting, tinggi la jugak! Gayat also kaedahnye sebab very der curam ride tu! But it was very interesting to see the island, especially kat Datai Marina tu. Cantik sangat...

Sampai kat atas tu, kitaorang jalan² la atas tu - ada diaorng buat curving hydrolic bridge ape tah - disamping get the chance to feel sejuk ala ala Genting, here in Langkawi yang sediamaklum panaih! Hiks hiks! Seriously, nothing much la atas tu - cuma viewnya sangat cantik! Magnifique katanya...

Turun dari situ, mek mengalami cirs birs katanya - so macam mek tak comfy nak proceed jalan² mana² dah - so we decided to take up early dinner kat Four Seasons Hotel Tanjung Rhu. And while in Tanjung Rhu, dapat la/ sempat la nengok pantai yang banyak citernye tu.

1. Bila air tak pasang, the beach/ air laut kat pantai tu jadik so cetek - sampai kite leh cross from Tanjung Rhu beach, sampai ke nearby small island katanya. Tapi, bahayanya bila tgh dok jalan tu, tetiber air naik pasang cepat - eeee mek takmo la bayangkan...
2. There's this one part of the beach, yang the water sucks manusia masuk kedalam when you go in there. Eee! Nih lagi mek tak mo citer. Tgk part tu live pun buatkan mek seram bulu roma thinking ramai manusia dosi mati kat sitiew...

And yes, by the time nak gi dinner kat Four Seasons - ALIH² BBD  decided TANNAK dinner Four Seasons yang katanya hotel bagaikan PENJARA. MOTIF!? Mek rasa sebab he wasn't dressed up for it kot. Dia kan very der - kalau pakai selekeh² nih, dia malas nak pi tempat² grand cam Four Seasons tu. Jadi, MELEPAS LA N ngan MEK nak nengok Four Seasons secara dekat dari dalam; although kami sempat masuk ke kawasan hotel and that was it. Tak singgah masuk pon. Tapi di kawasan Four Seasons tu itself - memang la, boleh detect, GRANDNESS GILER! Memang sesuaiii lah RM2000.00 per night katanya, KAN!? Hahahahaha!... Yang BMM pulak dok tak habis dok cakap hotel tu macam castle macam castle. Castle tang mana tatau? Ehehehehe...

So malam tu we ended up order room service sajork. Mrasalah order nasi goreng lah, fried chix. wings la itu ini - tapi mek as usual, skipped dinner (USUAL KE!?) Hahaha. Anyways, mek rushed balik bilik, salin² baju, dan terus took the car and kuar japs jumpa member mek, si Lan tu. Bawak dia pi makan, teman dia, sembang² bagai - and then hantar dia balik, and mek pon balik and zzzzzzzzzzz. Nothing much happened pon malam tu. Memula kami planned nak pi either Ground Zero or Enigma club tu, tapi, tak jadi last last sebab kami berdua pakai shorts sajork. Hehehehe... So what did I do next? TIDUR LAH! Sah sah esok katanya nak gerak awal - nak pi naik boat / speedboat gi mana² ntah lah - snorkling la apa la - Abang Long dah setkan for day 3. So mek ikut sajork...

So, oklah ek? Setakat itu sajer kot liputan utk DAY 2. Nantikan entry DAY 3 punye liputan, nah? In the mean time, do enjoy the pics, taken in Langkawi, in DAY 2. Sila Layari http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com or simply click HERE to proceed directly to the entry kat fotopages itiew, nah? :D

Hiks! U ols... mek dapat email ini dalam Adam; remember Adam? The cutiepie, antara pioneer chatters di TB mek dulu itiew? Hiks! Anyways; dia lah hantaq email nih on behalf of his officemate katanya... mrasa...

My Dearest,

Attached herewith is a request from my officemate. She need your advise lah. Pleaseeeee!!!

Regards,

Adam

"The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after."

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Lea darling,

I nak tanya your advise la camne nak bagi kawan i sorang hadek2 ni keluar dari closet dia...fyi, dia takmo ngaku dia hadek2 tapi keponenan dia sungguh terserlah..!! Bukan apa....I just kesian kat dia terpaksa berpura2 all the time. To me it's ok if he's gay or straight....as he will always be my bestfriend. I just want him to be himself and not someone else.

Anyway, I'm one of your fan. Heard that sometimes you organise a gathering party for all your bloggers. Can I join the crowd too? I have yet to finish reading your entries.

Thank you for brightening up my long and boring day at the office with your interesting stories.
Hope to hear from you soon.

-RAIN

TU DIA! Request dari cik RAIN (mek tak sure lelaks ke perems ke tapi mek suspections perems la kan? Hiks!). Mek 'GULP' sat baca email ni. Cam ne ek??? *sambil garu² kepala... hurmmmm...

Ok - cam nih... let me see... hurmmmm... hish! HOW EK? Hahaha...

Apa kata mek start by bukak mukadimah kisah past tense mek waktu kat MAS dulu. Meh mek citerkan pengalaman mek carutcaraz sorang crew hadek² yang feeling dia STRAIGHT walaupun keponenannye lebih menyerlah dari mek katanya, kan!? Hiks! It all happened dalam flight ape ntah la. Dari seawal di dalam briefing room lagi, mek suspection mamat nih hadek². Gaya dia saja, ANY IDIOT can tell. Tapi waktu time salam dan introduce diri nih, very der gripped tangan mek seolah² like there's no tomorrow. Sakit sundal! Not bad aih for a ponen to jabat tangan dan cengkam tangan sekuat² alam. Pun begitu, suara walaupun tak sekasar mek (ooops!) tapi LENGGOK pertuturannnye dan jalan dia dah terbukti hebat yang dia hadek². Mek tarkik la part tu, cuma mek menyampah dia kekonon nak menten jantan dan bile ade sorang stewardess tanya dia waktu tgh tunggu our IFS masuk kasik briefing....

"$%&@#, seronok kan flight nih semua pompuans! Bestnye!"

$%&@# tu nama mek la. Stewardess nih memula cakap dengan mek lah... Then mek jawab...

"Ha ah - sure havocness nyeh, kan!?"

Dan time mek jawab tu, mek paling muka tgk mamat tu. Tetiber mamat yang mek suspect hadek² tu jawab...

"Sorry yer, ade jugak STEWARD dalam set nih occay..."

Mek time tu dah jeling sentap! Dah la ko tu JUNIOR CREW, brani mampos menjawab ley? And stewardess tu dengan slamber dan blur tanye...

"Eh, sorry. U bukan hadek² cam $%&@# gak ke nyeh?"

TAU fantart tu jawab ape?

"SORRY I bukan hadek² or pondan macam si $%&@#... take note!"

BERASAP telinga aku! Waaaaaahhh bukan hadek² leh? Habis muka ko dah serupa tepong gomak tu, APA KES!? Tak per tak per - KO TUNGGU dalam flight! Dah la tannak mengaku; dah tu, KURANG AJAQ pulak cakap cam tu. YER, memang dia junior mek tapi kononnye sebab mek MUDA dari dia yang KERTU time tu, so dia FEELING la this one has got nothing to do with Junior or Senior - kirenya nih ala² mek tuduh dia yang berumur tu pondan, dan mek nih tak tak hormat dia la as org lebih berumur - DE FARCO lah kau! (De Farco is another way of saying F*ck YOU dalam tonasi dan nada lebih relaxed dan with poise. BOLE? Mati la with POISE katanya, kan!? HAHAHA!)

So anyways, dalam that long haul flight, kenanya mek keje business class main deck B747. So main deck Business Class galley is just nextdoor to Galley C, Economy class, yang si hadek² kononnye jantan nih, worked in la kan. Dia jadik galley steward C la kirenye. So lepas dah habis siap keje mek, mek as usual, very der dedicated, pi la jenguk² zone C, kot² boleh tolong pa per since service depa tak habis² lagi. Heran. Lambat bebenor nak habis.

Masuk² galley C tu, MAU TAK LEMBAB! Steward Galley C rupanye buat keje bukan setakat LEMBAB, malah, VERY DER lemah gemalai ok! Nak angkat meal trays pun, serupa cam nak kena jaga nails takut patah! Haram sunggoh aih! Tak leh jadi nih! Mek pon as usual, mencelah... tapi taking into account what happened dalam bilik briefing tadik tu, mek budget nak kenakan dia... so mek cakap la...

"Nyeh... come - meh mek tolong ko nyeh..."

Tetiber, muka dia dari normal jadik cam MARAH nih!

"Excuse me $%&@#, APA NYAH NYAH!? Sorry yer! I'm not like you ok!"

"Ala nyeh. It's ok la. Ngaku sajork. Tak der mende lah. Kite sesama species. Nak cover² apanye nyeh..."

"I CAKAP I BUKAN NYAH LAH!"

"Yer noq. Mek tau ko bukan nyah. Mek pun bukan. HEHEHEH tapi kita selaku hadek² nih, kalau nak cover² dan tannak mengaku, susah nak dapat kon*k taw nyeh!"

HEHEHEH sempat tu!...

"$%&@#, you nih memang sengaja buat² buta dan bodoh, OR MEMANG U BUTA DAN BODOH!? I CAKAP I BUKAN MAK NYAH MACAM U LAH!"

AHAH! Aku dah tak leh tahan dah! Nak emo tetiber apasal kalau KAU TU BUKAN NYAH!? EEEEEEE! Aku tak tahan time tu! No more baik² sweet² talk...

"Wooooo... bukan cam MAK NYAH LAH? BUKAN MACAM mek ley!? Habis muka kau yang berfoundation bagai tu, APA PONDAN!!?"

"Mana ade! U jgn merepek lah!"

"Owwwww... mek la merepek? Sat nah! Mek nak panaskan oven! Pastu, once dah panas, MEK NAK TENYEH MUKA HANG KAT OVEN! Nak tgk, CAIR DAK FOUNDATION KAT MUKA HANG TU! NAK!?"

Terus dia diam... mek tak pedulik! MEK NAK SAMBUNG JUGAK!

"Nyeh, apa lah sangat kalau ko nak cover² nih sedangkan keling botol tepi jalan yang otak sewel kalau tgk muka kau pun leh detect muka ko tu muka hadek i*ap k*nek! Tak sesuaiiii lah ko nih!"

Dia diam LAGI dia sambil buat keje - tapi muka dia very der muka sentap!

"I have NO problems with you kalau ko tannak mengaku ko tu hadek² ke ape ke - BUT TAK PAYAH LAH susah payah nak cakap ko tu STRAIGHT sedangkan leher ko dengan muka ko tu ketara sangat warna kulit berbeza. Awat, hang sakit ka? Tu bukan sakit - TU FOUNDATION!"

Dan terus mek sambung buat keje dalam zone C, kuar dari Galley C tu dan join the stewardesses buat collection of trays. Then later, habis mek tolong... mek pi balik kat galley dia... mek cakap...

"NYEH! I'm done helping your zone!"

Dan terus mek catwalk lite² katanya. HAHAHA! Dannnn lepas tu, selang beberapa minute, dia datang kat mek mintak maaf dan mengaku dia hadek², BOLE!? Hahahahahah - terus  KB dalam flight tu, bole? LALALALA!

Moral of the story, bukan mek sekejam tu nak suruh u ols kenakan kawan u ols tu Rain. Tapikan, if TALKING NICELY pun tak der guna, APA LAGIK! BAMBU JER! Sometimes depa nih bukannye apa. Depa worried sangat what others might say or think of them, tu yang nak hide in the closet tu. Tapi you go tell that friend of yours kan dear, cakap... kalau dia dok hide hide nih lagi, lagi kawan² sentap. Kesian tgk dia had to cover-up is one thing. Tapi SAMPAI bila dia nak cam tu? Dia tannak ke join² and just be diri dia sendiri? Talk to that person la Rain, and if like I said CAKAP ELOK² pun tak guna, THEN, apa lagi u ols - mrasalah kenakan also. Kenakan here means, maybe, stop being nice and asking dia to mengaku. Instead, try be bitchy about it and start to sindir²kan dia. Tapi of course, try to talk him first la kan.

Tapi kan Rain, on the other hand, sometimes, some ppl, contoh lah, for instance, you ade kawan by the name of SUN (mati lah RAIN SUN MOON EARTH, ROCK dan JADED HEART, kan? Opps!) - ok, maybe for YOU, u ols nak get your friend hadek² nih out of the closet. TAPI, for SUN, as long as the signs are there, the clues dah terang² menyuluh muka hadek² tu yang dia memang hadek², for Sun, maybe that's enuff dan tak perlu nak susah² troublekan dirinya keluarkan hadek² tu dari closet. Cukup dalam diri Sun, yang dia tahu, kawan u ols tu sebenarnya hadek² yang TAKUT nak be all out dan prefers duduk dalam closet. Sometimes cam tu noq. Depa PREFER jadi cam tu. Memang la kita pun tak syok kan, tapi, what to do? Pilihan dia... kan? Apa apa pun, GOOD LUCK!!! Hihihih! Mati la mek!

I hope this entry will help. Ehehehe...

Owh and PS: Yang pasal nak join gathering tu - sure sure. Boleh, no hal. Email me your number, nanti mek leh sms kalau ade gatherings ke ape ke. And plus, why not join us kat tagboard and get to know everyone around here. Eh but wait, kalau u satu office ngan Adam mek tu (opps! Adam MEK la? MATI LA MEK!), meaning to say, you ols tak leh masuk tb, KAN? Tak per - apa apa pun, just email mek. Ask Adam for my email add... nah? :D

Dearest all...

As you all semua tahu, mek kan baru jer kepulangan dari bercoti² Malaysia bersama keluarga katanya. Ke mana? Well, Langkawi sajork katanya sebab short notice. Kalau dah boleh plan awal² berbulan² bagai, mrasalah buat cam tahun lepas - eh, silap. Dua tahun lepas, ke Phuket and Pattaya; and then 3 years ago, ke Frankfurt and Paris (thanks to my family scheme waktu mek masih kat MAS) dan lain lain lagi kaedahnye. So since dah tak berkhidmat dengan MH nih, susah la nak dapat ticket price family scheme kan? Mrasalah jadik travel agent pon, bukannye banyak sangat dapat cikmurs, kan? Hiks! So, Langkawi pon, Langkaaaaaawi la kan. Walaupun ada niat pada awalnya either nak pi ke Pangkor or Phuket - tapi last², Langkawi sajork.

It's been a longggg time since my family dapat berkumpul like this - complete semuanya. Selalunya, BigbossDaddy (BBD) dengan BigMamMummy (BMM) will always berkesempatan nak go holidaying dengan Abang Long and Sista In Law with their 3 kids; and with my younger sister of course. Yang selalu MIA (Missing In Action) would either be; Abang Ngah (N) sebab he's in UK; or, ME, sebab mek either flying off somewhere or tak dapat cuti. So this time around, kesemuanya, cukup! All 10 of us! Complete. Tu yang buatkan BBD happy tu kali nih. I quote apa dia cakap..."When it comes to my age nih, jalan², shopping² semua nih, dah tak larat dah. Apa yang boleh buat bapak happy, is to see SEMUA dapat go for a holiday/ berkumpul together, and tgk anak² bapak happy, dan cucu² bapak have fun, and most importantly, mama tu seronok jugak. Tu ja yang bapak seronok sangat about this Langkawi trip..." Awwwwwww! Ain't that ol' fella sweet!? Tapi masalahnya - (well, not so much of masalah la kaedahnye kan) - mrasalah anak² yang bertiga nih (minus the younger sister of course) terpaksa share dalam pembayaran bilik hotel 3 malam itiew. Mujur tak proceed dengan Four Season - kalau idak, NANGIS! Dok Sheraton sajork pon dah nak pengsan mek nak bayar for 3 rooms for 1 night! Mujur lagi 2 malam Abang Ngah and Abang Long bayar, respectively la kan. Hiks! Tapi, bila pikir² balik, dulu² BBD ngan BMM bawak jalan² gi oversea here and there, tak penah berkira pun, kan? So mrasalah - mek sebenarnya, BANGGA - this time around, mek dapat sumbangkan hasil duit gaji mek / business mek, dan bayaq utk trip nih, even though utk 1 malam ja (tu tiga bilik tu oits! Suites lagik tu! NANGIS!)

HEY! Don't bermukadimah nih punya la berjela - bila nak start citer pasal trip nih tatau!? MUAHAHAH! Ok ok - so here goes nah... *sambil lightkan rokok mek - nak buat entry nih, kena sediapsedias rokok, ashtray, juice mek dan also pasang lagu. Baru ON! Hiks!


Kaedahnye, janji by 3.00pm, semua kena start gerak dan should be at the jetty point kat Kuala Kedah tu by 3.15 or at least 3.20pm, sebab boat/ ferry gerak at 3.30pm. Mek belik tiket tu in advance pagi tu, sebab tannak rushing kaedahnye. TAPI, TETAP rushing! Imagine yang time dalam citer HOME ALONE yang the family kena lari² sambil tarik beg bagai nak naik flight tu?! Ha - same kes. With my younger sister, and Abang Long - MEMANG SUSAH nak buat janji waktu tau! Kata 3pm nak kuar gerak dari umah - alih², 3.10pm baru gerak! Mau Abang N bawak kete cam pelesit, ikut kete mek yang membawak BBD ngan BMM bersama. Abang N naik dengan my sister with our driver and his friend (driver tu bawak balik kete yang Abang N bawak tu, kete BBM. And kitaorang mintak driver kiteorang tolong bawak kawan dia to drive back my car nanti. Why tak park dan tinggalkan kat jetty je? GILA!? Takmo la balik² kang, kete ke mana, ape ke mana. KAN!?) And then dah sampai, it was like 5 minutes before departure. Abang Usop ngan kawan dia dosi bawak balik kete BMM dan my car balik dah. Tapi Abang Long mano!? NAN ADO - belom sampai lagi. Mek dah kelam kabut dah. Kalau tak naik boat/ ferry at 3.30pm, the next one would be at 4.30pm! KOWSER lah! Habis nak sampai Langkawi what time!? And then nak pi hotel sepasal lagik? MATI LA WASTING SATU HARI ON TRAVELLING DAH, kan!? BBD cukup pantang kalau cam tu.

It was 3.28pm (ROUGHLY leyyy!) when Abang Long sampai with his family and a friend who will be driving his car back to AS. HA, time tu la - semua pakat lari nih!!!! Like, HEY FERRY! WAIT FOR US! Mek pon lari² tak hengat nih - and finally sampai kat depan ferry tu, AS THE LAST 10 pax to board the ferry, boleh? Masuk jer dalam ferry, as usual. Takkk pernah nak berubah lah ferry² nih. I mean, as you masuk the ferry (bahagian tengah) you either dapat seat forward cabin, or aft cabin. So tgh² tu cam like, tak der mende la kan - DANNN kat situ lah semua pakat boh beg² bagai semua sampai nak jalan pun susah. Dan bile mek tgk keadaan cam tu, mek terpikir. WHAT IF ade emergency. All these bags akan jadik obstructions to the emergency exits and stuffs, kan? But - what the heck. SEMUA PAKAT CAMPAK begs kat situ! Semua dok ada... let me see... 8 bags katanya! Mati lah time balik dah jadik 10 bags, KAN!? HAHAHAH! So dah settled pasal kes beg, DAH MAI PROBLEM tempat duduk. Seating config. was like, 5 in a row. Mek dah hamek elok² dah 2 row, for 6 adults and 4 kids. ALIH² waktu kami dok sebok² tgk seat numbers and checking and what not, ade sorang abang muka firashat nih, brani mampos carut N ngan mek..."Nih, tak dak sapa ikut nombor aih! Pi la duduk tang mana² pun..." Kurang ajaq betui aih! Sesuka hati kauuu jer kan!? Terus N carut nih, skeaping Malay London nih, carut bagai - mek dah nak join carut jugak when Along said lantak lah - pi la duduk memana pun. As a result of that, BBD ngan BMM ngan my sis dok sekali. Along's eldest and second child duduk row lain. N duduk row tang mana tah. Along... erm, owh yes, dia duduk dengan his two kids rasenye. Sister in law mek duduk ngan their youngest girl tu, and me? HAIYAK! Me ended up duduk last row. BISING nak mampos dengar bunyik henjin boat! HAZAB! Mujur abang duduk sebelah mek yang berjeans ketat dan berbulge mampanz yang candiew tu ado. Hiks! MATI LA MEK!

The journey was like 1 1/2 hours rasenye (kalau naik flight, mrasalah less than 35 minutes ye ke dok? Hiks! Masalahnya, ade ke AOR - LGK!? PEN - LGK ade la. Heheheh...). Dah ler nan ado Business or First Class kan, dah tu, HAZAB lah! Dengan bau kepam dan ombak very der bergelora - mujur ade abang sebelah mek tu - leh mek cucik mata tgk celah kangkang dia berlapik jeans ketat itiew. OPPS! Tapi dia duduk sebelah kiri mek. Sebelah kanan mek pulak, ade la satu couple Chinese nih - haiyoh! PONG PRANG PONG PRANG bising - dok MOO AHHH MOOOOW AHHH! Apa yang MOWW AHH MOW AHH tu pon tatau!? Mek berjaya tidoq setengah jam - dan lepas tu, mek sebok bersms dan bercalling² dengan Belle dan Volks - walaupun reception cam hanjeng! (yer lah, what do you expect? Tgh² laut maaa? Hiks! Mati la nak access Yahoo! Mail melalui hp mek pon, SEKSA lah GPRS cam siut! Kan Belle!?)

Selepas sejam setengah meredah ombak dan onak laut bergelora, akhirnya, sampei la jugak ke Pulau Mahsuri - Langkawi! MEK GIRANG! By the time sampei, dosi kul 5pm lelebey. And lepas disembark, heret beg segala bagai sampai ke terminal, mek terkejut. Wah! Terminal dosi berubah wajah. The last time mek sampai ke Langkawi was in 2001 or was it 2002 before mek buat flight international dan sudah tak kenal LGK Airport, kan? HAHAHAHAHA! Apatah lagik JETTY KUAH!? Haiyoh - mek tak hengat bila last time mek jejak kaki ke Jetty Kuah. Yang penting, macam² ado dah! Starbucks pon ado - curlast! So anyways, sampai kul 5pm tu, cuaca ala ala mendung² manja. Bole? HEHEH...



And then kiteorang hamek kerete yang dah dibooking terlebey awal oleh Along. Took two cars - Mazda MPV ngan Nissan Sentra. Not bad aih! And for RM150 and RM100 respectively for each car, kirenye, not bad lah kan. Hiks! Dah habis load bags semua, settled payment bagai - terus meluncur kiteorang menuju ke Nibong Bay, just somewhere off Padang Matsirat. Took us nearly 20 minutes to arrive. Sempat la menjenguk tgk keadaan Langkawi yang makin pesat membangun - no more tanah tempat jin bertendang dan dibawah sumpahan si Mahsuri for Padang Jarak Padang Terkukur katanya, kan!? Curlast sumpahan! Mek sker! Hiks!

Sampai² jer kat Sheraton Langkawi Beach Resort tu - mek ternganga kejaps. Cantikkkk nyeeeeee! Wooowwwweee junior juice! Hiks! Suasana very der tenteram dalam hutan lipur! Cantik sundal! Beachnye pun not bad - private beach la kirenye. Masuk² jer lobby, mek dah spotted something - or was it someone. HEHEHE HAII! BELLBOYNYA NAMA FAIZ, not bad aiiih!!!!!!! *sambil jeling² manja katanya kat Faiz yang pandang mek tapi terus toleh - KEKWAT LEY!? NANTI KAU! Tunggu malam nih! OPPS!
Service wise, Sheraton dah menunjukkan it's 5 Star service as soon as kitaorang jejakkan kaki ke lobbynya yang grand itiew. Spacious and very relaxing, siap diservenya kami with savouries and also lemonade! Curlast! Tapi mek prasan tak semua guests yang baru nak check in diaorang serve. Maybe sebab diaorang bukan Starwood Hotels Preferred Guests checking into their suites la kot, kan? Tarkik lah. Janji, savouriesnya (I think it's Tuna Savouries) very der lazarts sekals! MEK SKER! Dan yer, mek rase memang sebab kiteorang amek 2 suites and 1 connecting deluxe room tu, ke sebab kiteorang Starwood Hotel Preferred Guests, membuatkan kami boleh sign and check into our rooms, tidak perlu ke counter check in ok! Duduk kat lounge tu, staff dia sendiri datang mintak mek signed the forms and what not. MEK SKER! And while depa dok sebok process the check-in, dan my family sebok dok mengunyah savouries sambil hirup lemonade, mek sempat snappy² lagik!

And then, the best part. Kiteorang amek 3 bilik. 2 suites and 1 connecting deluxe sea-facing room. Kaedahnye, 1 suite and 1 deluxe connecting tu, kat block 11. And one more suite, beach-front tu, kat block 15! NAH HAMEK KAU! Siket punya jauh dipisahkan. So mek ngan N, amek yang suite kat block 15 tu. And Suite and Deluxe room kat block 11 tu kiteorang kasik Along and family with BBD and BMM and my sister. Senang. At least kalau nak berkumpul, N and me could just go to their rooms, kan? APA yang best partnya? Heheheh - nak travel from block 15 to block 11 - nak jalan? MAU nye korang penat! JAUH sundal! Kawasan hotel, VERY DER HUGE dan landscape yang cantik, buatkan ko malas nak jalan! Unless ko plan nak cikcur dengan staff², kan? So elok la jalan. Tapi pun, why bother, when they prepare kan safari-like transport for everyone to travel within the hotel compound? Seriously uols. Just dial 1, and then cakap nak pick up. Less then 5 minutes, pick up sampai, ha, habaq la nak pi mana pon. Dia bawak pi. SKER NYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kereta² hotel guests, sampai ke main entrance, lobby sajork. And park sitiew sajork. Nak bergerak dalam area resort tu, either hang jalan (kalau rajin la kan) OR, naik jer transport tu, yang dipandu oleh abang² candiew - most of them. HEHEHEHE! Pandai la hotel nih depa pilih worker! BAGUIH BEBENOR!

So anyways, lepas dah settled semua kat lobby, semua gerak ke block 11 dulu. N and mek joined sekali dulu. Later² baru kami gerak ke bilik kiteorang. Sampai² jer kat suite BBD and connecting with Along's Deluxe, haiyoh! SEMUA like - macam, HAIYOH! Terkejut nih! Besau gile biliknye! Mek dan sister in law mek dok gelak² nih - "AWAT DALAM INTERNET NAMPAK CAM KECIK!?" Hahaha! Tu pon nak amik 3 suites pada mulanya. Mati lah kan!? Satu suite jer, including an entire living room tu, boleh fit us all 10. Tapi masalahnya, hotel policy noq. Plus, comfort for everyone - tu yang malaih nak berkira dan tetap amek 3 bilik tu. Besides, amek 3 bilik, breakfast complimentary bukan setakat utk 6 adults (2 for each rooms), bahkan, 4 kids tu pon dosi FOC! Kalau hotel lain, MRASALAH 4 bebudak tu pong kena bayao, kan!? Hahaha...

Ok - lepas dah jadik PEGHAK utk setengah jam, N ngan mek decided nak balik siap² kat our suite before kuar for dinner. And N pulak, dinch mau naik transport. Nak jalan pi ke lobby, then, baru amek transport hotel tu. ISK! Sepasal pulak nak berjalan. Tapi ok lah - get to see the restaurant for breakfast tu, the poolside and beach also. Not bad la. Baguih jugak yer hotel Tun Mahathir nih, kan? OPPS! Nanti mek citer pasal Tun and the hotel and the pepper spray kes dalam entry yang seterusnya kot, nah? Tu pun, kalau ingat! HEHEHE...

Bilik kitaorang, me and N, slightly smaller dari suite BBD, but definitely bigger dari Along's deluxe. Which made N ngan mek terpikir kejap - awat yang kami tak kasik Along amik this room and me and N pi duduk deluxe room tu je? MUAHAHAH - kami looked at each other waktu masuk ke our suite tu, and then tersengih and N macam dah tau tau mek tgh pikir pasal kes tu, terus cakap... "OWH WELL..." hahahah dan kami terus tergelak. Tapi our gelak terstopped katanya when we saw the bed was not 2 queen size beds - it was actually 1 KING size bed! MATI LAH letak bantal kat tengah² sebagai pemisah waktu nak tidur nanti, KAN!? HAHAHAH volks SIAL! Gelak kat mek when mek citer kat phone! Mati la carut incest, KAN!? Hahahahah!...

So anyways, lepas dosi siap² bagai, kiteorang terus jumpa BBD and the rest semua kat lobby by 8.30pm, and then drove ke KUAH again for dinner. Gila lah - mek dok budget dinner kat Kuah tu waktu SECOND NIGHT! Perlu ke dah sampai ke hotel, patah balikpulak dinner kat Kuah!? HAIYOH! That Along ahhhh! Hish!

But dinner was supperb! Kat this restaurant seafood, just blakang Bellavista Hotel kat Kuah tu - excellent! THE MEAL lah yang mek cakapkan nih, bukan hotel Bellavista yang persis tempat melepaknye jin jin tanah! Keji la hotel tu! Anyways, hehehe... nothing much nak cakap pasal dinner malam tu sebab it was, hurm, susah la nak terangkan. Tgk jer la gegambaq! Memacam kami order. MATI LA DIET dianjakkan ke August 1st katanya, kan!? Mek kan ikut nasihat Mak Hayam Lolex - DIET bila at home. Bila pi travelling, DIET pon CUTI gak! Hikhikhik! KAN!?

Lepas dinner, kiteorang balik, and terus lepak dalam bilik dan main jimrami, bole? Tapi main sat jer lah sebab dosi lewat dan semua org mengantuks, due to the long journey bagai semua, kan!? So nevermind - mek yang masih tak ngantuks tu, continued pi jalan² tgh² malam buto nih pi ke gym/ fitness center dia la (curlast, operates 24-7 katanya!), pastu jalan² kat beach, lobby, pusing² kat pool, LOBBY (motif nak sebot LOBBY sampai dua kali? Make that 3 times now! LOL!) and then... erm... BALIK bilik dan tidur. OPPS! Yer ke? Entah lah - hehehehe...

Oklah - tu jer liputan utk DAY 1. Nantikan entry DAY 2, nah? Nak enjoy more pics of DAY 1 di Langkawi, gi la ke http://lealaurielle.fotopages.com or simply click HERE to proceed directly to the entry kat fotopages itiew, nah? :D

Hey u ols! Wassup!? Yeap - its Monday, July 31st 2006. Entry nih entry update lite² sajork... hehehe *mati la point forms... hehehe...

• Mek dosi kembalians dari Langkawi 4 days 3 nights family vacation thingy... updatesnye? Mrasalah nantikan, yer? :D Banyak sundel pics² mek amek - nah! Hiks!

• Bloggers Idol 2006 telah pun bermula since 09:00:01am tadiks. Mrasalah click kat link Bloggers Idol kat bawah nih, nah? Tajuk assignment dosi diberikan. MRASA!

Apa yang mek aibkan tatau? Hiks! - itiew - pasai MUSICBOX tu lerrrr!!!!

Kaedah, mek telah di beri friendly warning kaedahnye oleh 2 pihak regarding pasal publishing the mp3. copyrighted songs itiew - sorang kawan dan sorang lagik dari webhosting tu sendiri. Tapi mek dok LA LA LA LA LA kan, kaedahnye, hengatkan, TODAY, baru nak do something about it so that by esok, August 1st, boleh la mrasa the new changes, KAN!? Tapi... alih² nya, tadi... terus jadik lagu nih bile mek click http://www.lealaurielle.com itiew... SENTAP!

Nampak ke dak tatau? Muahahahah - tak pa. Janji mek dosi email kepada pihak² berkenanan memintak jasa baek depa releasekan domain mek balik. Dan Syukur Alhamdulillah, depa dah released pon domain mek tu balik. Mek girang!


So at the present moment, kalu u ols tgk http://www.lealaurielle.com/index2.html tu berkeceramuk siket tu, sabaq² la nah. Apek, site admin mek dinch ado - outstation ke Padang Besaq katanya. So penggantinya, si csi_X tu ler (Najib). Dia dok peghosah website tu bagi elok siket. Now, semak aku nengok height tagboard yang digantikan ke tempat musicbox tu tidak dikecikkan. NAH - mrasalah terus panjang jadiknya page tu! Muahahah! *Tapi tadik dia dosi kecikkan size itiew tapi mek rase ade siket yang need to be betulkan katanya. Tak pa. Apek balik KL malam kang - nanti dia buat kasik elok2, nah? THANKS csi_X! Hehehehe...

So that's about it. Apa lagik tatau mek nak update? Owh yes - about my website itiew also. Check out my Gallery, dan Links - dosi updated with latest pics dan newest links. Hiks!

And yes - berbalik pasal music kat website mek tu. Although the musicbox is no longer there - but MEMBERS boleh still enjoy the songs kat members area. So yang belom jadik members tu, tak gherti²? Hiks!

Tu jerlah for now - ye? Thanks! Muahs!

Mueieueieueieu - away again katanya! Hai, lately nih, gheja berjaaaaaaalan jer la aku nih, kan!? Muahaha! Mrasa lah! Ade rezeki nak berjalan² lagi katanya kan?

So ke mana pulak kali ni?  Kan mek cakap last weekend patutnya ke Langkawi tapi postponed ke minggu nih - so mrasalah...


GIRANGNYE! Satgi mek pi Langkawi katanya dengan daddy, mummy, abang long dan isteri, dan 3 org anak²nya, then abang ngah, then me, and then my sister. MRASALAH one big happy family! MUAHAHA mak tok? (mak kepada mommy aku) Dia dinch mau ikut, ala² macam tak larat la kan - so maid kami kena tinggaikan lah kat umah utk jaga maktok yang all cranky manky nih! Hiks!

MEK GUMBIRA!!! Walaupun penat la jugak nak arrangeken utk trip nih sebab short notice. Sekejap Sheraton Beach penoh, then pi Langkawi Lagoon, lepaih Berjaya Spa and Beach dan also Pelangi fully booked alsokatanya (season Tok Arab penoh mai Langkawi / Penang kannn) - then dosi confirmed dengan Langkawi Lagoon, Sheraton called balik cakap ade la pulak the exec. suites tu. Pepets sangat! Kejap ade kejap tak der kejap full kejap tak! AWAS yer Manager online time tu - mek demand an explaination! (Sambil ketuk meja! BOOM! Heheh walaupun mek tau la reasonsnye maybe ade org cancelled reservations ke ape ke kan - cuma yang mek tak paham, reservations melalui Agency mek, katanya quota dah cukup dan full. Ok fine. Call directly, KEJAP ade kejap cakap tak der. Mana satu betoi tatau!? Tapi yang pasti, ONLINE reservation, ade pulak? HOW!) MUJUR mek tak sentap dan terus go on dengan booking FOUR SEASONS RM8500 per night for 2 bedroom suite tu katanya, kan?! HAHAHAHA kalau jadik, mati lah 3 bradek nak kena bahagi² brapo nak bayaq. KAN!? NANGIS!

Nanti mek updatekan pasal trip nih once mek balik dan clearkan stuffs with work, Bloggers Idol 2006 (which will start this Monday) and others, nah? Biar mek clearkan keje² tu semua dulu, then ade time, mek update pasal Langkawi trip nih, nah? MRASA!

So kesimpulannya entry nih, mrasalah mek away nahhh from today sampai Sunday evening! Yehhh! *Sambil tepok² tangan gumbira! Heheheh - dan terus check bagasia mek - CAMERA ADA DAK TATAU!? Ala - makes no difference ade ke idak. Once digelar PENIPU, forever will jadik Penipu for some ppl, KAN!? Duiyen!!!!!!!

Semalam me sekeluarga semua balik kampung BBD; ado kenduri arwah BBD's parents - my grandpa and grandma sebelah my dad la kirenye. Memandangkan semalam 1 Rejab kan? Rasenye la kan - so BBD's siblings decided nak buat majlis buka posa 1 Rejab dan jugak sekali gus buat kenduri arwah...

Nothing much to cerits pon - except the part semua adek bradek belah² sana, asik lahhhh confused between Abang N ngan mek! SENTAP LAH! Abang N diingatkan mek, dan mek dikatanya N. Hish! Kezist! Ado ko persamaannye masalahnya!? Hiks! Maybe la kot ade - at least tak jauh PANGGANG dengan abang long, kan?! OPPS! Mati la tukang kebun dibenarkan snappy² dalam potret family katanya, kan!? *SAPA TAU CITER TU? ANGKAT TANGAN!? *5thE saddap! U tak leh angkat tangan walaupun u ols taw citer tu!! U got the exclusive story tu LIVE waktu kat umah hem hari tu, kan!?! So cannot kire one! HEHEHE...

So ok - berbalik pasal citer kenduri kendara nih... Yes, di kenduri nih la mek ado nampak 2 jenis bende yang mek tak penah nampak / tak pernah RASA pon...

1. Katanya pencuci mulut, dessert- itu jagung + kelapa? Sapa penah nampak/ rasa? Mek tak tau pun wujudnya dish/ dessert nih tawwwww until semalam tu. Isk... tapi sedap la jugak, although mek tak fancy the nyok (kelapa) itiew, tapi sebab ade corn rebus tu, so ok la jugak...

2. Cucoq kodok (tau kan? Its that erm, ahhh - tgk jer lah pic blurry wurry kat bawah nih!) Mek tatau apa hampa panggei, tapi selama mek hidup 27 taun, mek hanya tau coq kodok nih perisa pisang, kan? Sebab it's made of tepong and pisang. TAU TAU yang semalam aku makan, nah - awat rasa durian tatau!? RUPANYA COQ DURIAN ie. pisang digantikan dengan durian! EW! Dah la mek tak makan durian! NAH THAT'S IT! Abang Long ngan Abang N, dua dua pon TERKENA. Depa makan2 jer, terus,.. "Awat coq kodok nih ghasa lain? Ghasa dughian?" Terus mek carut..."Dah sebab dibuat dengan dughiyan, that's why!" Terus muka masing² jadik cam... EW. Hahahaha...

So anyways, tu jer lah citernye. Hiks! Nak tgk pics lelauk pauk yang ado time kendurians itiew? Mrasalah click kat pic lauk² kat bawah nih... nah? MRASA!

Click jer kat pic/ link lelauk kat atas tu - u ols akan dapat nengok the pics dengan lebih jelas dan terang kot... hehehehe... Enjoy telan ayaq liuq! HEHEHE! SEDAP WOOO! Mek boh 3 pinggan semalam taw! MATI LAH mek!

Ok, so, as for today kan, nothing much. Even dlm itinerary pun, simple jer...

• Morning: Breakfast at hotel - free at own leisure till check out time
• Noon: Check out from hotel - transfer to BKK International Airport - depart for HDY
• Evening: Arrive in HDY - transfer back to AOR; stopover in Danok/ Bukit Kayu Hitam
• END OF TOUR

KAN? Simple katanya, kan!? Hiehehehehe. And what's more interesting here is - BATTERY CAMERA DOSI KONG SO NO PICS - well, actually, ade lah dua tiga keping sebelum batts bebetul habis kong. But wouldn't want to paste it in here - kang spoil pulak concept entry MAKE BELIEVE and MENIPU mek nih kan. SO lets just let this DAY 4 - BALIK TO AOR entry as it is jer - simple, dan nan ado pics!

ALTHOUGH, mek still owe u guys citer pasal what happened malam DAY 3 tu, kan!? Dengan ABANG 1 tu, kan? Hehehehe. Nak tau jugak ke? Tak per lah. Nenanti lah mek citer. For now, BIARLAH RAHSIA katanya. Mek nak buat cam the last time mek pi Bangkok in December tu. Ingat tak? Lepas nearly 2 bulan balik dari BKK tu, BARU LAH mek nak citer pasal itu PITT, The A Go Go Boy tu, kan? Ha - sama la kes nih. Only, I don't think it'll be 2 months la kot before I buat entry pasal me and Abang 1. Maybe I'll take 4 months! OPPS! I wonder what sort of TUDUHAN and SPEKULASI pulak akan THEY come up next, by the time mek buat entry "MALAM KETIGA DI BANGKOK BERSAMA ABANG 1", kan? SO while I think of ways to put that entry together, while I korek² idea on how nak make that MAKE BELIEVE entry look so real, and so accurate, ade lah time utk depa think of what to speculate pulak. But then again, knowing them, I don't think they'll ever need 4 months to think of tuduhans to caraz to my face. Entah², dalam komen entry nih pun satgi, ado la tu nak lemparkan pelbagai andaian and tuduhans, kan? Owh well - so let them be. Hidup depa, cara depa - mek dah tak kuasa nak amik port!

Tapi sebagai kesimpulan kepada this 4-parts entry ke Bangkok nih, mek boleh katakan yang 80% daripada mereka yang turut serta dalam group tour ke Bangkok for 4 days 3 nights nih, depa semua enjoyed the trip. Ade la slack sana sini, but, biasa lah kan. We're only human and bound to make mistakes. Mek just sempat cakap thanks for using my agency for their yearly trip nih, and that kalau dosi ade salah silap sepanjang 4 hari bersama tu, mek mintak maaf. But they seemed to have enjoyed it and macam  nan ado to komplen pon - except for Abang 1. Dia ade komplen sikit. Komplen pasai apa tatau? Entah la - what happened ek malam ke-3 itiew ek? Hurmmm...

EDITED pagi 27th July 2006 - ade komen keji kat my tb...

"ANUNA: hey gal..... hari tu cakap tak bawak kamera for this trip... and now bateri kamera dah habis??? gal, u bought a new camera ka????" - < ko nih buta? Atau bodoh? Atau kedua duanya sekali? GAL, when i said Battery kamera habis, ko boleh pi balik ke 1st day entry dak? BATTERY CAMERA BBD LAH mangkuk hayun! Bukan camera aku! Camera aku kan TERTINGGAL - haiii la wailul ngong pedepiang! Nama ja konon datang dari kalangan yang cerdikpandai dan geng2 senantiasa berkata² benar - tapi, the truth is, kalau sekoq dah macam nih, it's easier for me to say about the rest of you! SEDEH! MUAHAHHA!

Ok, so, according to the itinerary / program yang mek dosi buatkan... hari ini, lepas breakfast at hotel, group mek dan mek sendiri (with BBD of course) akan gi ke tempat yang famous in Bangkok (or is it famous throughout Thailand? Hurmm... Bangkok jer kot), tempat yang mek TERmissed the last time mek came here (December 2005 itiew ler, gara² bangun lewat dan missed the tour!) - yes, mana lagik, kalau bukan ithe famous Floating Market, DAMNOENSADUAK katanya... mrasa!

Basically, it's like normal morning market la kan - on bezanya is that it's on water. True, ade lah some kedai² kecik by the side of the river. True. Tapi masalahnye, MOST of the business dijalankan dari atas boat/ sampan sajork. Imagine seboknye Venice - ha, cam tu la. Cuma Venice, tadak lah juai segala bagai bungan dan sayur dan fruits and what not cam kat Damnoensaduak nih. Hiks!

Sungai wise, kebersihannye - hurm, ade some part hazab, ade some part, SO SO. Nak kata BEAUTIFUL, dak la kot. I wouldn't go that far la kot. Hiks!


Lepas daripada pi ke floating market tu, which took us like, half of the day kaedahnye kan, kiteorang proceed gi lunch la kan at this one restaurant, tak jauh dari Silom. MEK DAH GIRANG dah sebab dosi dekat Silom! Mrasalah ke ARENA KE? Ops! Dinch ah. Hehehehe...

So anyways, lepas lunch, ade option mek buat utk group nih. Either mek biarkan u ols di Silom tu sampai pukui brapa hampa nak duduk, duduk lah - dan balik sendiri ke Hotel tapi must be before 7pm la kan sebab 7.30pm dosi nak ke dinner,kan? Sebab ape mek buat cam tu, sebab after lunch kan dosi "Free at own leisure until Dinner time" katanya, kan? Hhehehe... so pepandai la budget time nak shop ke ape ke, kan? That's one option. Satu lagi option, naik bas dan balik ke hotel, dan jumpa balik kat lobby by 7.30pm for dinner. I'd say 80% stayed there kat Silom area tu, and 20% jer balik ke hotel. BBD stayed on would the group (CUMA MEK HERAN. Depa nak stay back kat Silom tu pon, siang2 buta nih ADO APO! Night markets kat Silom area tu, MALAM JER! Namanya pun NIGHT MARKET, kan!? Lepas dinner malam nanti, korang PI lah kan shopping. Hurmmm tak paham la mek. Bukan mek tak explain kat depa pon. Tapi tetap la nak pi. Tak pa. Biarkan! HEHEHE). MEK? Of course mek dinch stay back la u ols! Mek BALIK HOTEL ok. Mek masih berlonggok keje nak kena siapkan - pasal customized bags utk VVIP clients mek tu la, itu ini la - haiyoh! So nak tak nak, balik sajork ke hotel...

Remember in the last entry (DAY 2) mek ado cakap yang mek ado story menariks nak citerkan kat u ols, KAN? Hiks! Yer - meh mek nak citer... hikhikhik!

Kaedahnye, dalam kul 3 lebey lah, mek ala² half awake katanya ngantuk dan nak buat keje lagik kat laptop tu, tetiber ado bunyik ketukkan pintu bilik. Siapakah? Tgk², ade 3 abang², (from the TNB groups la obviously!), tercegat depan pintu bilik mek... out of those three, ABANG 1 mek tasty, Abang 2 dan Abang 3 dinch ah! Hiks! Mati la BIARLAH RAHSIA katanya, kan!? Muahahah!

ABANG 1: &%#@, free dak? (&%#@ tu he called my name la kan! HISH!)
ME: Nak kata free sangat² tu, tak dak lah sangat². Boleh la, lite². Awat tatau?
ABANG 2: Saja la &%#@, kami boring. Abang 1 punya wife tak balik dari Silom lagi. Dia mai la join Abang dengan Abang 3 nih kat bilik. Dah dok kat bilik, boring lak. Tadi tau &%#@ balik hotel gak - tu yang ingat nak mai lepak ngan &%#@ nih sebelum pi dinner malam nih!
ABANG 3: Ha ah... leh ke?
ME: Hm... mai la masuk...

Depa pun masuk la bilik mek, and started getting comfy la itu ini dok ataih sofa la dua org, sorang dok ataih katil. Mek sambung dok ngokngekngokngek buat keje kat laptop tu... tetiber...

ABANG 2: &%#@, jom...
ME: E eh? Jom pi mana tatau!?

ABANG 2 tgk kat ABANG 1, tgk kat ABANG 3 - tiga² senyum...

ABANG 3: Urut laaaa &%#@ oi...
ABANG 1: Ha la &%#@, macam taktau pulak Abang 2 ngan Abang 3 kita nih. Bini tak join mai trip nih, besa ah depa &%#@ tu... gersang... hahah...
ABANG 2: Oi! Hang tok sah dok peleceh nak tuduh² kami pulak. Hang pung sama naik!

Tetiber depa gelak sesama depa. Yang mek nih dok la worried. BAWAK PI URUT!? Depa nih nak pi tempat urut ada PUKS PUKS ke!? MANA LAH MEK TAU! Mek tau tempat uruts ciktans sajork. HIKS!

ABANG 3: Jom ah &%#@. Tak tahan ni...
ME: Hish! Pi la sendiri. Nih nak urut cam na nih? Urut besa² ka, urut over²?
ABANG 2: Over² la baru best &%#@
ME: Ish! &%#@ taktau la mana ada tempat urut ada pompuan yang leh buat sextra serbis nih Abang oi!
ABANG 3: Maaaana boleh tatau! &%#@ kan travel agent! Hehehe...

MAAAAAAATI la hidup kau katanya, KAN! Ko hengat, mek keje nih keje apa? Travel Agent ke, or keje asik amik tau mana ada tempat urs urs best yang ado puks puks leh layan hang nye kegersangan itiew!? CHOOOOY!

ABANG 1: Ala &%#@, bawak ja pi mana² tempat yang &%#@ tau...
ME: Alaaaa Abang 1, mana lah &%#@ tau...

E EH!? Dengan Abang 2 dan Abang 3 KEKWAT nih aku nih. Dengan Abang 1, aiseeeeeyyyy tangkap lentok lentik lentuk ley!?!?!?!?! LALALALALA! So and then, Abang 1 sambung balik...

ABANG 1: Ok ok... bagi tau apa yang &%#@ tau...
ME: Erm... hmmm ermmm mmmm errr...
ABANG 2: La budak nih. Dok mmm ehhh mmm ehhh - cium kang!

WAH WAH! Tetiber kasik hint² ka!? TERUS mek snap jari mek... kekonon dapat idea la kan?! Hahahah!

ME: Haa.... &%#@ tau. Tapi tempat tu, memang dia urut lelaki. Dan ada lelebey servisnya. Tapiiii... yang mengurutnya tu, LELAKI gak! How?
ABANG 3: BEDAL jer la &%#@ oi...
ABANG 2: Ha ah &%#@, tak kesah la. Kami ikut ja. Janji puas ya dak?

AIYOH! I seriously rasa depa nih macam dah BESA jer dengan kes LELAKI urut LELAKI utk kepuasan pengeluaran air, KAN!? HAIYOH!! PEPETS sangat tawwwww! Yang Abang 1 tu dok la senyum² manja ngan mek - HINT² nak mek la tu!? MAAAAAAAAAATI la mek!

So ok - depa said depa tak kesah, KAN!? Dan mek made them to promise yang bende nih just between the four of us sajork. (MATI LA KALAU PECAH LOBANG!) So, mrasalah naik 2 tuttut pi mana tataw? PI ARENA la mana lagik u ols! Hahahahaha! Tadik kata DINCH mau ke ARENA lepas lunch tadik, kan!? MUAHAHAH pi jugak kaedahnye! LALALALA! Naik dua tuttut tu, mek naik ngan Abang 1, Abang 2 naik ngan Abang 3. Dalam tuttut tu Abang 1 sambung sembang ngan mek...

ABANG 1: &%#@, Abang hope &%#@ tak kesah la dengan Abang 2 ngan Abang 3 tu. Depa tu memang suka mengusik. Tambah² tgk &%#@ pulak, erm, soft sikit, lagi depa suka. Abang mintak maaf bagi pehak depa nah?
ME: Ler... motif? Tak der mende lah...

(Dalam hati... chis! SOFT LEY!? Penat tau mek cover cover tau. MATI LA KENING SEBARIS! Muahahahaha!)

ME: Abang, depa tu serious ka nak pi nih tempat urut nih? &%#@ risau la...
ABANG 1: Abang rasa depa tak kesah, walaupun abang rasa depa tak pernah lagi la dapat laki urut depa...

WHAT!@#*!^%#&$((#^@$!%@ Haiyoohhh! Adakah mereka straight sesungguh!? Aku ingatkan depa dosi biasa tu yang aku getek pi suggest nak pi ARENA TU! HAIYOH! What have I done? (Eh, ke what WILL I be turning these men into!?!?!?! From Straight jadik Bengkok kah!? Mati la mek!) Mek rasa muka mek dah cuak...

ABANG 1: ALA &%#@, rilex ah. Abang rasa depa tak kesah. Macam abang dulu gak la. Memula tu rasa pelik la jugak - lama lama cam layan besttt ja...

AIK!? Lain macammm jer org tua nih, KAN!? Haiyoh!!!!!!!

So, sampai jer ke Arena, naik la ke tempat tu. Tetiber, Abang 2 ngan Abang 3 suddenly jadik diam. Awat tatau!? Tadik beria nih. Hummm... mek dah boleh agak apa akan jadik lepas nih...

Mek masuk Arena dulu - kat luaq tu kan dah banyak ciktans² tenaga penguruts tu semua, kan? Berseluar pendek ketat merah or trackbottom merah, tanktop putih or shirtless terus katanya. Abang 1 ikut belakang mek... ABANG 2 dan ABANG 3 mek nengok, tetiber jer muka macam... "WHAT DA FUCK!?" Ha,... GASAK korang! NAK SANGAT KAN!? *Tapi sebenarnya mek worried jugak. Will they run? Or will they stay? If they run - would they be telling anyone, especially BBD? And if they stay, would the enjoy the package? KAN!!?!?!

So apparently, they decided to stay, Abang 2 and Abang 3 that is. As for Abang 1, he was like, calm and relaxed about it, as if dia dosi pernah ke tempat tu. Duh?! Anyways, Abang 1 helped me out by explaining stuffs to Abang 2 and Abang 3. Citer lah, apa depa punya services, bla bla bla bla bla - bayaran, brapa lama, bla bla bla bla bla - so lepas tu, depa pon pilih lah sapa depa nak urutkan depa. Typical straight men - mek dosi boleh AGAK yang mana depa akan pilih. After the whole lot of like 30 men berbaris depan kiteorang, I can tell yang mana akan jadik pilihan Abang 2 dan 3. YES u ols. Biarpun muskul lite², tapi LEMBUT tetap ade pada 2 org tenaga pengurut yang dioarang pilih tu. Ala ala BEAUTIFUL BOXER LEY? Badan muskul lite², tapi muka woman nih. Well, tak der lah WOMAN gila babi tapi at least, putih, kulit cam meletop jer, bontot lentik, dan yer, bibir pink nih. Tapi muskul yer. MUAHAHAHAH cam ne tu!?

So Abang 2 dan Abang 3 amik 2 pengurut, sorang satu la kan, and bilik berasingan. Amik package yang sejam setengah for RM160.00 tu. Ok la tu. Mek pon ala ala boleh relax kat lobby tu sambei main game kat hp ke ape ke, kan? EW! AS IF! LALALA!

ABANG 1: &%#@ tak mo kena urut ka?
ME: Dak la kot. Abang 1 nak pi, pi la... &%#@ nak duduk kat sini ja...
ABANG 1: Jom la... teman abang nak?
ME: Teman Abang!? Aik? Abang nak &%#@ dok tgk abang kena urut ka?
ABANG 1: Bukan la tgk - jom masuk satu bilik. Abang amik sorang, &%#@ amik sorang. Abang bayaq. Jom...

HAIYOH! GILA KE APE NIH!? APA YANG AKAN BERLAKU! HISH! *Tetiber mek cemas, mek rimas... "I take that one, number 3 ok?" TERUS NIH cakap kat mamat ala ala Mak Ayam tu. Muahahahah! Abang 1 pilih sorang nih, muskul dak - cute, YES. Hehehe...

So apa jadik? YERRR LAH! Satu bilik dengan Abang 1 ler, that's what apa jadik! Haiyoh. Tidak perlu la mek go into details yer. Tak der mende berlaku except mek dapat melihat cikkonek Abang 1 ler. Hiks! Yang penting yer, sambil diurut, sambil saling memegang tangan katanya antara Abang 1 ngan... NGAN MEK LAH hanjeng! Takkan dengan yang mengurut tu kot!? Opps! Mati la feeling ngan laki org lak dah! HAIYOH!

What happened dalam bilik tu? Well - sendirian mau ingat lah kan. Tak yah la mek go into details. TAK GHERTI aku nak citer kemasukkan itu, kekeluaran ini, jilatan dan jolokkan bagai in details nih - mek bukan Pioneer dalam bab bab menceritakan hal hal terpeinchi sebegitiew... OPPS!

But what I CAN tell is this...

Selepas habis sejam setengah menguruts, Abang 1 dan mek turun ke bawah - Abang 2 dan Abang 3 dosi ada di bawah, tersengih katanya "HEHEHEH PUAS SIAL!" HAIYOH! Apa yang puasnya!? Mek korek pi korek mai - HAIYOH memasing menjubur (safe sex as they say la kan) dengan yang mengurut depa tu. SESUAI adek² muskul pengurut tu kena balun dengan Abang 2 dan Abang 3. Kalau mek pandai cakap Thai, mek nak cakap kat depa yang kena balun tu...

"Nih hampa nak tauuu dak. Hampa tadik kena balun bukan dengan abang² ask tau. Tapi hampa kena balun dengan abang² dok naik tangga tingggiiii dan betul²kan lampu jalan itiew! MRASALAH jub jub u ols lepas nih liplapliplap ada lampu noooohh. Yer la, dah kena TALA dengan abang TNB, mrasalah ade lighting bulb baru, KAN!? Muahahahah!" Hanjeng dak? Muieieueieueiue...

So much for Culture Shock la kan for Abang 2 and Abang 3. Glad they enjoyed it. Dgr khabaq, esok pagi tu depa nak pi lagi, SENDIRIAN BERHAD yer. MATI la round 2 katanya, kan? Hehehe.

Abang 1 cam ne pulak? Well...

So anyways, lepas tu, kitaorang balik dan got ready for dinner (MATI LA UBAH TOPIC!). So 7.30pm, semua jumpa kat lobby for dinner. Dinner nih actually mek buat initially for day 2, so day 3 nan ado dinner. Tapi depa nak day 1 and day 3 dinner, day 2 tak yah - so jadik lah cam nih. Kitaorang pi dinner tak jauh dari hotel. One of those authentic Thai restaurant with GREAT decor. Sayang lighting very dimmed. Amik pics with flash takut HAZAB. So ini jer the best I could do...



Dan lepas dinner, semua pakat sambung shopping kat Silom dan free to shop katanya sampai ke Subuh. Muahahaha!

"So, ABANG 1 tadik kat tempat urut, camne!? ADE PA PER KE U OLS, DENGAN U OLS!? DOSI pegang tangan tu, takkannn tadak pa pa? Berempat pulak tu dalam satu bilik urut, KAN!?"

Haiyoh! Perlu ke mek citerkan yang kat dalam bilik urut tu? SEDANGKAN mek ade story lebih OK la sikit compared to that, yang berlaku di bilik hotel lepas balik dari dinner since aku ngan dia tak join the group ke Silom dan wife dia ke Silom dan mek balik hotel ngan dia, BERDUA JE!? Opps!

Nak tau apa berlaku lepas Dinner di malam ke 3 mek di Bangkok? Then stay tuned for entry DAY 4, nah!? Yer, Sadly, mek terpaksa cakap... "BERSAMBUNG..." mati la drama TV bersambung katanya, kan!? Muahahahah!

Hey you ols! Another new entry katanya. Kali ini review MISS UNIVERSE 2006 yang baru jer berlangsung tadi (eh, ke semalam?) Tarkik lah. Janji, tadi pagi, mek bangun topat at 9am, just on time nak tgk the live telecast of the Miss Univser 2006 in Hollywood, kan? Hiks!

So ok - this year's Miss Universe 2006, concept nye, maybe sama like last year kot - ntah, mek tak tgk pon last year. Tapi kaedahnye, out the... erm, brapa tatau la jumlah contestant tapi they shortlistkan kepada Top 20 selepas the national costume round. Clust! I remembered dulu MU dapat kritikan sebab nan ado national costume round. Tapi I think since last year dosi ado balik kot? I mean of course depa ada la that round. Cuma they didn't buat it as like the parade of nations tu jer la.


So ok - pendekkan citer. Dalam ramai² contestants tu, mek tak der predictions for the top 20 pon. Tapi mek suspected, musti ramai Latinas and also European girls dapat kot - sebab macam majority this year semua meletop2. Lets take a look, siapakah dapat top 20... dan terus mek review the top 20 swimsuit round...

Puerto Rico
Nice - yet a bit TOO skinny kot - TOO skinny to be true... but features dia cantik. But adakah mek sorang nampak, or memang betul, mata dia juling siket, KAN? But she worked the runway like a pro during the swimsuit! Pheewwit! *e eh? Motif PHEEWWIT!? Lalalala...

Denmark
I'd say that she's ok. And that attitude up on stage, marbeleess la u ols! Hiks!

Colombia
Muka dia macam sapa tah pelakon Disney Channel tu. Raven? A grown up, more MISS MISS material Raven la kan...

Switzerland
As much as I wanted to say dia reminded me of itu, sapa tu, Paris Hilton (with bigger boobies of course compared to Paris), tapi lepas tgk siaran ulangan tadik at 9pm, mek rase, erm, she's like itu Miss Universe 2004, yang from Australia tu, kan? Only slimmer... Love her style on stage!

Ethiopia
QUESTION - motif!? Macam... MOTIF? Tapi pose nih MEMANG makan hati, kan?

Russia
Curly hair lebih vast for this Miss Russia compared to the one on stage tadi tu. And body dia during swimsuit, yeap, that's right - MELERTS! Mati la BEST LEGS!

Canada
Something about Miss Canada this year yang mek cam KURENG siket. Height dia dosi advantage, but the face, cam, not as sweet as last year's Canada who went and win the title, kan?

Japan
MY FAVORITE eversince I saw her during the national costume! She broke the tradition geisha girl traditional costume, and sort of like muncul ala ala Mulan, the Japanese warrior princess katanya, kan!? Although during the swimsuit, mek tak brapa bekenan la catwalk dia - macam kelam kabut jer, but ok lah - not as bad as sorang lagik miss tu. We'll get to her soon...

Brazil
In here she looks so, meletop! Tapi atas stage, asal nampak KERTU!? OUT!

Sweeden
Ini very der YAVOL-I'MVAOLDA! - like, YES, I'm OLD! Very der lah. Rambut dia SANGAT BLONDE yang tidak sesuai dengan kulitnya yang terlalu putih. And catwalk dia VERY der makcik2 nak pi pasar! IKAN TEMENUNG SEKILO PLS!!! Hiks!

Trinidad and Tobago
OWH YES! Selain dari rupanya macam Sharmmuar, Mak Hayam besau in KL tu, seriously, mek rase, she's VERY exotic! Muka MELETOP! Body vast! MEK LIKE MEK LIKE! On stage during the swimsuit, she looked very sweet tapi with that attitude... me loiiikee!

Thailand
Her name is CHARM, and yes, she has a very cheerful attitude, BUT WHATS WITH THE CATWALK!?!?!?!?!?!?

Bolivia
Owh yes - she reminded me SO MUCH of Amelia Vega, Miss Universe 2003 for Dom. Republic itiew. VERY! And love her style sangat², confident!

Hungary
PERSOALAN! Motif dia nih dapat!?

United States of America
USA - home crowd advantage. I think I loiiike her with the curly wurly hair...

Paraguay
Entah lah - mek tak berkenan lah kat rupo dia. Maybe the smokey eyes buatkan muka sweet dia nampak garang yang tak sesuai. But would you look at that vintage body!

India
Ini pon SAMA cam Brazil. Mek rasa depa adek bradek. Dalam website, VOOM VA VOOM! Tapi ataih stage, VERY DER nampak kertu! And muka dia typical Indian lah. Tak der so special pon about this year's Miss India as compared to the previous years...

Argentina
OWH MY GOD! Me loikkkkeeee the hair - me loooikkkee her! ME LOIKE!

Ukraine
Something's wrong dengan penyusunan rahang gusi/ giginya kah?

Mexico
And THIS face, really macam last year's winner - only sweeter. Seriously, MEXICO was one of my favorite. Tapi nampak typical sangat la try nak jadik cam last year's winner, when she buat rambut cam tu. I mean, rupa dah la like Miss Canada Universe last year, so PERLU KE buat rambut cam gittiewww????

So ok - kalau ikutkan mek nye own prediction lepas tgk the Top 20 competing dalam the swimsuit round, mek rase ade dua tiga org kawan² mek yang SMS me during the live show, terkejut, mek scored all 10 predictions correct! Mek budget 10² nih dapat top 10, boom - dapat sunggoh! Hiks! But before that, mek nak sebut 2 3 nama negara yang mek terkejut tak dapat top 20...

• Venezuela - Motif Miss favorite tak dapat masuk top 20?
• Peru - Cantik gile - tanned nak mampos kulit!
• Australia - SEXY gile!
• Greece - SWEET and sexy! ME LOIKE!

Owh well - dah bukan rezeki depa la kot. Nevermind. Hehehehe...

So ok - here is my prediction of the top 10 dari the top 20 yang mek buat, which so happened to be like kesemuanya masuk ke top 10! Abang R smsed me and tanya...

"U ols predict tu ada crystal ball depan u ols ke? Ke u ols ade veteran instinct?" LOL! Veteran instinct katanya! CARUT! LALALALA!

1. Puerto Rico
2. Colombia
3. Switzerland
4. Canada
5. Japan
6. Trinidad and Tobago
7. Bolivia
8. USA
9. Argentina* (Actual, was Miss Paraguay)
10. Mexico

OK! So maybe I got only 9 predictions correct out of 10. Instead of Argentina, si Paraguay smokey eyes tak menjadik tu yang dapat. MOTIF!?! Tarkik lah - janji yang mek suke, Switzerland, Japan, Trinidad, Bolivia and Mexico dapat ke top 10! MEK GIRANG
!
Ok - so lepas tu, moved on to EVENING DRESS... Hurm... nak kena tempek gambaq lagik ke? Nenanti la mek edit nah. Ini entry patut publish before 1pm tadik pon, sampai now belom terpublish lagik. Satgi mek pi amik pics dari www.missuniverse.com tu, dan tempek edit dalam entry nih nah. For now, cukup lah pics² above which I took from www.missuniverse.com itiew, NAH? Thanks Miss Universe! bole? LALALALA...

So ok, bila sorang² tgk depan TV, best, you get to be your own judge katanya kan? So mek kasik lah markah² based on their evening dresses, the way they walk, poise, confident and bla bla bla... mek rate them X out of 10. So lets tgk how mek rate these girls...


1. Canada: 8/10 - The dress she's wearing, technically resembles the one last year's Miss Canada wore when she won Miss Universe 2005. Apa nih? SEPESEN KAH!?

2. Trinidad and Tobago: 7/10 - I like the colour, but not the design. And plus kat bahagian tekteknye itiew,nampak cam the material telah di tempek ke dada guna double sided tape and it was pretty much OBVIOUS. Awat tatau?

3. Bolivia: 9/10 - one word - MALATOP!

4. Japan: 8/10 - Simple in black, with that hair, and the way sometimes dia stare, teringat pulak Ju-On, KAN!? Hahahaha!

5. Puerto Rico: 9/10 - The dress is, TO DIE FOR! Mati lah! Cantik gile! And with her hari all wettish look ditarik kebelakang, mata juling sikit, and also badan skinny sekempeng itiew, MEK SUJUD!

6. USA: 7/10 - I'd have to say that the colour fits her well, ala ala dolly molly la, but not the design and definitely not the neckpart!

7. Switzerland: 8/10 - I give her 8 sebab I feel that she's VERY sweet and pretty. Don't like the dress sangat, although I like the colour la kan...

8. Mexico: 7/10 - INI sekoq lagik. Cam tak dak identity! Dah la favorite, tapi, asiklah nak tiru penampilan Miss Universe from Canada last year tu. HAIYOH! RUGI!

9. Colombia: 6/10 - Something about her evening dress buatkan mek rase markah dia celorot sikit. Macam, satu, old fashion and two, tak kena dengan dia. Hurmmm..

10. Paraguay: 5/10 - OUT u go! Dresses color² Velentino / JLo tu is SO last season darling!

Anyways, out of these 10, I routed for the following:

1. Japan
2. Bolivia
3. Puerto Rico
4. Switzerland
5. Mexico

TAPI, the actual top 5 were:

1. Switzerland - YAYYY!!!!
2. Paraguay - EWWWWWWWWWW!
3. Japan - Double YAAAYYY!!!
4. USA - Hurm...
5. Puerto Rico - YAY YAYYY YAH YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So ok - me got 3 rights. Still, MOTIF PARAGUAY!!?!?!?!?!?! Dari dia, baik lah Bolivia tu. USA tu boleh la aku nak makhapkan lagik. But, PARAGUAY!? Pi salin dress tu dulu! Dan blendkan smokey eyes tu dulu, NAH!? But the hair memang melerts! KALAH wig Jenny taw! LALALAL!

Ok now, the top 5 ade dua kali q/a. 1st tu ala ala warm up la, q/a bersama the MC. Then 2ndly, depa kena jawab soalan dari judges. Nak mek buat review on that ke? Nanti mek edit leh dak? Mek in the rush nak publish this entry *Mati la dah malas dan wallahua'lam, EDIT ke nanti nye tu? LALALALALA!*

So ok ok... out the the 5, selepas depa went through 2 questions each, mek budget resultsnya would be something like this...

• 4th Runner up: Paraguay
• 3rd Runner up: USA
• 2nd Runner up: Puerto Rico
• 1st Runner up: Switzerland
• MISS UNIVERSE 2006: JAPAN!

Tapi sayangnya, SATU PUN tak mengena! Anjeng lah results!


The actual top 5 winners were:

• 4th Runner Up: USA
• 3rd Runner Up: Paraguay (MOTIF DIA LEH KALAHKAN US!? CHIT!)
• 2nd Runner Up: Switzerland (AWWWWWW!)
• 1st Runner Up: Japan (HAIYOH! She was THAT CLOSE of winning! HAIYAK! NANGIS!)
• Miss Universe 2006: Puerto Rico

Ok lah - mek tarkik PR menang. Tapi mek SENTAP JAPAN tak menang! Eh? Cam ne tu? Hahahaha..


*PS: Pics in this entry were taken from Getty Images and/ or Miss Universe.com, courtessy of pageant-almanac.com. Thank you!

PS: Hanjeng sangat Sheraton Langkawi called cakap the 3 beach front deluxe rooms tu kaedahnye ade some kesilapan komunikasi diantara reservation staff - so they ended up tersalah bagi room kat sapa ntah lah. So last², my reservation jadiknya 2 beach front deluxe room jer. Habis? Satu lagi bilik nak amik apo? Superior habis, deluxe garden view fully booked, deluxe sea view habis - beach front with jacuzzi habis - deluxe beach front dah salah pi bagi kat org - tinggai lah exec. suite! GILA! Mahai cik oi! CANCEL! Cancel apa tatau? Cancel dok situ la. Trip tu masih jadi. Muahahah - so in the end, confirmed, dok Langkawi Lagoon. Itu la hotel yang next in line kalau jadik pa per kat reservarsi mek di Sheraton. So ok lah - Langkawi Lagoon pun, Langkawi Lagoon la. Walaupun 5* tapi tak setaraf Sheraton yang dosi ado nama, at least, this Langkawi Lagoon, apa yang menariknya projeck MKLand nih, ialah, suites nye ataih ayaq/ laut! GIRANG! Kalau gamaknya tensi² time holidays tu, mrasalah keluaq jer ke balcony, terus terjun, bussshhh masuk dalam ayaq! SESUAI! Hehehehe... Eee! I'm so looking forward for this family trip. No, not the fact that nak pi bercuti ngan family. Tapi mek looking forward nak tidoq dalam bilik suite ataih AYAQ tu. Best ke? We'll soon find out! MUAHAHAHAHA! Boleh feeling macam dok calam kapai cruise dak? LALALALA!

First of all... ado few updates yang mek kena sampaikan...

Tu jer kot? Kang kalu ade pa per lagik mek tetambah la ek kat ruangan comment kat bawah nih. Hehehe...

SO NOW... here are the entries² yang u ols sort of like missed during the weekendings, nah??? Mrasa!!! (Mek dosi susun urutan entry... yang ataih sekali tu yang posted on July 22nd, yang bawah sekali tu kire the latest entry ler...)

Hehehe - jgn lupose komeng²kan enties² mek, NAH!? Bukan apo, comment² tu, leh dijadikan galakan dan support utk mek buat entry² cindai dan menipu mek tu yang seterus²nya, KAN!?! Hiks! Duiyen!!!