Berikutnya... here are the entries² yang u ols sort of like missed during the weekendings, nah??? Mrasa!!! (Mek dosi susun urutan entry... yang ataih sekali tu yang posted on July 7th, yang bawah sekali tu kire the latest entry ler...)

Hehehe - jgn lupose komeng²kan enties² mek, NAH!? Bukan apo, comment² tu, leh dijadikan galakan dan support utk mek buat entry² seterusnya... *Mati la mek!

Huiyoh! Lama gilos mek tak buat entry SSBM, kan? Kalau nak diikutnya, BANYAK. Cuma, biasalah - malas katanya kan? Hiks!

Tapi kali nih, nak tak nak, mek TETAP nak buat jugak entry SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Berani Mampos!). Dan kalau nak diikutkan, statement nih bukan stakat brani mampos dah nih; ini kes kuarkan statement yang memang sah sah CARI NA-AS kalau aku jumpa si pengeluar statement nih...! MACAM SIAL!

Tah dari mana timbulnya binatang sialan nih pon mek tatau! Yang penting, mek speku, mesti HODOH dan BODOH dan HAZAB! Dan ler tak kenal aku sape, brani mampos kuarkan statement cam tu. MUJUR dalam phone - kalau depan², haiii la betina sial - CONFIRM AKU TARIK RAMBUT KAU TU! Hahaha. Apa Statement dia tu tatau? Sat mek copy paste

TU DIA! In red katanya, BOLD somemore! Muahahaha! Dari mana mek copy statement yang dijulang naik SSBM nih tatau? Click HERE to find out citer selanjutnye... hiks!

All I can say is - JGN SAMPAI AKU JUMPA KAU betina sial! Lelebih lagi kalau ko muncul kat AS dengan bf ko yang kononnye cando tu. Harrrtuuiih!

*Errr... hartuih tu boleh naik jadik SSBM dak? HAHAH! Motif!? LALALA!

Itu ludah dinch boleh lawan ludah kahak mek yang mek masih hutang utk diludahkan kat si Silent Reader itiew. Pun begitu, ludahan kahak itiew jugak, tidak mampu lawan apa yang mek tulis dalam entry tu, yang mek budget, LAGI TERUK akan mek cakapkan kalau in REAL...

Nak tau apa kes? Click la kat link tadi tu... hiks!

Dearest all...

I received this email from erm, hurm... nan ado nama katanya. Hiks! Emailnye reads as "I N B O X" <email address@yahoo.com> sajork. Owh well, I'll just address you as U OL jer lah ek? Hiks! Anyways, si penanya nih, U OL nih, dia hantaq email nih kat mek and dalam emailnya, dia berkata / tanya...

Hello Lea,

 

First of all Happy belated birthday semoga panjang umur dan murah rezeki.. anyway I nak tanya berapa soklan pasal visiting another country.. (disebabkan you ada travel agency sendiri kan kan..)

 

I ingat nak pergi Delhi, India by the end of August, so I nak lah tahu requirements for India or Delhi.. contohnya macam mana nak apply visa.. kena pergi kedutaan diorang kah? selalunya baper lama nak apply baru diorang approve.. ke time time tue jugak diorang approve kan? and you cerita laa sket "past tense" you dekat New Delhi dulu masa you jadi crew MH.. maybe you boleh buat entry nie kat blog you skali.. lagi satu, kalau negara tue ada yellow fever ntah apa benda tue.. kena pergi hospital buat injection ker..

 

Lea.. please help me...

Thanks

First of all, THANK YOU for the birthday wish! :D

Second of all, U ol nak pi Delhi ek? Hehehe... before mek entertain U ol punye request for my PAST TENSE stories waktu mek fly gi Delhi dulu as MH crew tu kan, biarlah mek settlekan yang mustahak nih dulu. Why mustahak? Well, you are traveling to Delhi end of next month, correct? And it seems that you are not so sure sangat about the Visas and bla bla bla (SAPA travel agent U ol yang arrangedkan trip nih? Motif tak explain to client!? Keji kan?) Tak pa tak pa. Worry not. Mek akan explainkan apa yang mek tau, dan apa yang U ol perlu tau. Worry not - tadak aih extra charges. HEHEH cuma SENTAP sebab tak amik package itiew dengan mek!

Mek ade offer 9 Days 8 Night Colombo - Delhi - Kashmeer - Delhi - Colombo from Kuala Lumpur, full board meals with tours included, and 3 and 4 star hotel accommodations, plus transfers and transportations and tips and return flight tickets for all sectors, from only MYR3,350.00 tau! Hiks! *MATI LA SEMPAT PROMO! Lalalala...

So anyways, back to serious matter. Ok. Briefly kan, ini lah requirements for us, Malaysians, to masuk India... (mujur lah mek masih simpan manual crew mek. Hiks!)

STATION: NEW DELHI (DEL)

AIRPORT: Indra Gandhi International Airport, Delhi

UTC: +51/2 (Meaning, kalau kite di Malaysia is +8, so Delhi/ India is 21/2 hours before us. Like now, it's 11pm, mrasalah Delhi baru 8.30pm, ok dear?)

CURRENCY: 100 Indian Rupee (INR) = Ringgit Malaysia 7.94 (MYR) (Roughly jer nih, correct at the time of this entry la ek...)

PASSENGER DOCUMENTATION:

Customs: Passenger need only to make an oral declaration to the Customs Officers
(Meaning, if you have anything to declare, just say it. If not, just geleng kepala and say NOTHING TO DECLARE. Tak der forms to isi or anything)

Immigration: Disembarkation card to be completed by all passengers holding passports (forms boleh mintak dalam flight. Isi bebetul - eh, U ol pi dengan airline mana tatau?)

Quarantine (Health): NIL

DUTY FREE ALLOWANCE INTO DELHI:

Passengers aged 17 years and above:

1. 200 ciggerettes or 50 cigarsor 250 grms of tobacco
2. 1 bottle (0.95 litres) of alcoholic beverage
3. 02 ozs perfume and 1/4 litre of toilet water (MATI LA ADE PENUMPANG PERNAH TANYA MEK DALAM FLIGHT - toilet water tu air yang dalam lubang jamban tu ka!? AIYOH! MEK GELAK JER! Hahaha!)
4. Travel souvenirs up to value of INR500.00 (MYR39.71)

Some notes from me, to my clients yang bound for Indian route... (this will also answer to U ol punye question dalam email tu yer...)
     
Malaysian nationals planning to travel overseas are advised to enquire about visa requirements at the High Commission, Embassy or Consulate of their country of destination. Visa requirements may vary depending on the purpose and the length of stay. Regulations are also liable to change, sometimes at short notice. Information on visa requirements for travelling (by country) is available in this web site under the topic Visa Information - Visa Requirement for Malaysian.
 
Apart from visa, it is also important to ensure that:

On arrival at the destination, Malaysians who are planning to stay for more than 3 months in the foreign country are required to register at the nearest Malaysian Mission. Registration can be made by telephone, fax, e-mail or by visiting the Mission. Guideline for registration is available in this web site under the the topic Services - Consular - Item 4.1. Address, telephone number and e-mail of missions are available as well as in this web site under the topic Malaysia's Missions Worldwide.
 
For some countries, upon arrival, travellers may be required to produce a World Health Organisation approved International Inoculation Certificate. Presently, the yellow fever vaccine is the only vaccine that could be required. However, a few countries might demand proof that travellers have been inoculated against other diseases. To check on information regarding any disease outbreaks in a country overseas and the relevant inoculate guidelines, contact:

Ministry of Health
Bahagian Kawalan Penyakit (Unit Kesihatan Antarabangsa)
Blok E, Jalan Dungun
Bukit Damansara
50490 Kuala Lumpur.
Telephone No. : 03-2540088
Fax : 03-2525667

AND, for VISA requirement tu, nih ade some extra info... yes, nak masuk India, memang kena buat VISA (dulu time jadik crew, tak yah nak pening² kepala buat visa. Now?!?! *sigh*)

Entry Requirements: Visa Required

Length of Stay Without Visa: Not Applicable

Enquiries for Application: High Commission in KL

Remarks:    

The charges for visa into India: (Depends - if U ol buat sendiri, these would be the charges la kan. Kalau u ol suruh another agency buatkan, ade SERVICE CHARGES yang that agency might kenakan for u. So u pilih la. Nak buat sendiri, merasak semak sesak kat Indian Embassy tu, OR, you leh bayar lebih sikit, like maybe RM50 per passport, and suruh Agent you buatkan. Tak sure lah agent you tu charge brape, tapi me, for Visa, each passport mek amik RM50.00 sajork...)

• Multiple Entry (3 months) - USD5.00 (MYR18.25)
  
• Multiple Entry (6 months) - USD20.00 (MYR73.00)
  
• Multiple Entry (1 year) - USD40.00 (MYR146.00)
  
• Multiple Entry (5 years) - USD100.00 (MYR365.00)
  
• Student Visa (Multiple Entry) - USD50.00 (MYR182.50)
  

No visa required for Official and Diplomatic passport.

Normally Visa diaorang akan proses within 5 working days, depending on the country. India kalau tak silap mek, works the same way. Yeap, you hantaq application by Monday, and Friday leh siap, or else, the following week. Tapi ingat, embassies ade yang tak bukak everyday. So what I suggest you to do is to contact the embassy at:

High Commission of India,
No.2 Jalan Taman Dutta,
Off Jalan Dutta.
P.O.Box No. 10059
GPO 50704
50480 Kuala Lumpur
Tel. : 603-2533504, 2533509
Telex: MA 30317
Fax : 603-2533507

... and find out more on bile leh gi and so forth - set upkan appointment. Hurmm... isk, agency mana u pi nih? Cuba tanya agent you tu. Dia lah patut buat your visa nih. Isk... hmmmm...

OK. Hopefully mek dosi kejawapans sudah to your queries about going into Delhi, ek? Kalu masih ade keraguan, mrasalah email mek balik, NAH?

Now, heheheh nak mek citerkan kesah PAST TENSE mek ke DELHI ek? Hurmmm... Ok, since entry nih sajork dosi kepanjangan, biarlah citer Delhi mek nih pendek sajork. Besides, mek dosi kepenatan. Lagipun, tak der pics sangat nak tempek. Ado tu ado, tapi mana mek letak pun wa pu che tau. HIKS!

Waktu mek jadik crew MH dulu, flying to Delhi, was something yang mek ALWAYS look forward to. Comparing Delhi to other Indian routes yang ade nightstop (mana lagi ek? Bombay jer lah... yang lenglain, ie. Madras, and others tu, semuanya turn around flights sajork), mek memang suka Delhi. Abaikan lah the flight yang memakan masa like, 6 hours plus tu, nak kena serve dalam flight (kalau selalunye time mek fly dulu kalau dapat serve Business Class or First Class, tak per lah jugak. Kalau serve economy, NAHHH THAT'S IT! TEH TARIK KURANG MANIS SATU!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Hahahah!

Ok, sebut pasal serving first class or business class nih, ke Delhi, mek ado citer. Hiks! Ade one time tu, mek served first class cabin from KUL to Madras kot... and our Menteri Kerjaraya dan Jalanraya dan Toll dan bagai itiew, si Samivelu itiew was onboard the flight. Hiks! Suker sangat serve dia sebab dia jenis dok diam, tak bising dan yang penting, TAK FUSSY DAN TAK KACAU CREW! Bagi jer dia makan, serve jer apa dia nak, pastu..."PLEASE DO NOT KACAU ME ARRR. I VARNNA SLEEP ARRR... GURDNIGHT..." Giiittieww! Hiks! *actually ade sesuatuh yang mek nak citerkan, TAPI kang kalu mek citerkan, KENA SAMAN, MAMPUS AKU! Masuk court la kaedahnye, KAN!? LALALA!* Tapi tak per, cukup mek cakapkan, by the end of the flight, walaupun mek cakap "Thank you Dato', hope to see you again sometime soon ya Dato'...", tapi hakikatnya, MEK TAK MO DAH! Hahah. Aik, kata dia tak kacau crew? MEMANG LAH DIA TAK KACAU, tapi... eheheh jengjejeng! Ade lahhh... YANG PENTING, katanya mek hengat tak akan serve dia lagi kan? Hahaha - 2 weeks later, mek buat flight ke DELHI. Nightstopped kat Delhi 3 days 2 nights kot, pastu balik KUL. NAH! Mek waktu pi Delhi served Business class. Balik tu, chief mek dapat keje first class, so dia requested kat Inflight Supervisor mek mintak mek keje Galley Steward First Class. NAHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT! Tgk Passenger Information Sheet, hiks - DATO' SERI SAMIVELU katanya onboard! NANGIS! Hahahaha...

So ok ok. Berbalik pada citer DELHI... Delhi to me was like, ok lah. 1st time mek sampai Delhi was in 2002. AIYOH! Mujur mek kuat iman. Kalau lemah, pengsan dah dalam bus on the way ke Hotel. Dah la dari airport nak ke hotel (Le Meridien Delhi) tu sikit punya naaalllaa punya jauh - why mek cakap culture shock sebab along the way, MACAM² u ols can lihat. Bunyi honk kerete tu, tok sah dok cakap lah. MEMEKAK! Pastu, poverty, aiyoh! KESIAN sangat². Asalkan bus tu stopped kat traffic lights kan, ade jer org datang mintak sedekah. Kalau u ols rasa kat Malaysia teruks ade org mintak² sedekah using kids, and what not, babies and such, kat public places, ini, bayangkan lah, 3 ke 4 kali ganda LEBIH teruk. Kesian sangat...

Pastu, selain daripada itiew, KOTOR dan DUSTY - aiyoh! VERY DER ok! Mek kalau dah naik bus tu, bukannye gherti nak tidoq. Mek mesti tgk tingkap jenguk kat luar. Aiyoh, macam² jenis 'kotor' yang mek cakapkan. IMAGINE, mek pernah ok, nampak dengan sorang crew mek nih, terbeliak bijik mata kami. Ok, normally kita tgk jantan adult, kencing berdiri tepi jalan, kira SORAIT la kan. INI, bayangkan, a figure, dalam samar², memakai SARI. YES u ols! POMPUAN ok! Kenc kenc tep tep jals! EWWWW!!!

Perjalanan dari airport ke hotel ade la dalam 45 menet (AIH, kata short entry jer pasal pengalaman ke Delhi nih - awat mek dok rasa nak jadik 3000p.perkataan tatau? LALALA!). Hotel kami crew MH duduk dulu was Le Meridien Delhi. Tatau lah crew kite duduk sitiew lagik ke idak. The lobby, tak menarik minat mek. Yang menarik minat mek ialah concept tertutupnya kat bahagian guest roomsnya. Erm, cam mana nak explain tatau. Sat nak search Yahoo! kot kot ade pic hotel tu...

Information on the Hotel Le Meridien New Delhi

Hotel Le Meridien New Delhi General Information : Star Rating : 5 Star Deluxe (YER KE? I tot it's like 4 Star hotel claiming 5 Star jer tawww!) Rooms : 355 Hotel Overview : Le Meridien New Delhi is conveniently located in the centre of the city,within a two-kilometre radius of major central government offices,Parliament House,the Presidential Palace,Rashtrapati Bhawan and the bustling commercial and shopping district of Connaught Place. The hotel offers excellent leisure facilities,high standards of comfort and excellent restaurants. The hotel has 355 luxurious rooms (LUXURIOUS MEHH!?!?!?! I TOT IT'S VERY ERM, OLD! MATI LA MEK TAK BERSYUKUR! Hahahah...) every room with a view that offer every possible convenience for your comfort. And specially decorated designer suites,each based on a unique contemporary or traditional theme. Consider Le Belvedere for the finest Continental cuisines,Golden Phoneix for authentic Szechwan and Cantonese cuisine and Pierre for classic French cuisine. Try our North-West fontier cuisine at Pakwan or have a quick bite at La Brasserie,the 24-hour Coffee Shop. Le Meridien offers the services let it be the well-endowed Conference/banquet Halls,the modern Business Centre,the well equipped health club or at the numerous sports facilities,you can be sure of a responsive,personalized service. Features : Location : 8,Windsor Place,New Delhi -110 001,India. (Tu dia! WINDSOR PLACE nama jalannye - tak GRAND mana pon?) International Airport : 15 km. Domestic Airport : 16 km. Railway Station : 2 km. Amenities & Services : Beauty Parlour Travel Desk Barber shop Courier service Front Desk Newspaper Parking Bar Banquet Restaurant Safe Deposit Box Conference Facilities Business Centre Sauna Jacuzzi Swimming Pool Health Club Smoke Detectors Beauty Salon Jogging Track Tennis Court Doctor on Call Laundry Valet Travel Desk Service Dry Cleaning Post Baby Sitting Currency Exchange Hair Dryer Newsstand Safety Deposit Box Secretarial Services Wake up service Shoe Shine

Muahahahah! Lain yang mek carik, lain yang mek dapat! Hiks! Tak pa. Erm,  ha! Jumpa dah pic tu!

Interior wise, biliknye, seriously, tak der lah se luxurious as CONRAD in Istanbul taw! Nih gambaqnya...


Aiyoh! Makin panjang entry nih! Ok ok mek cepat dan pendekkan... nah? Hiks! Normally mek kalau fly ke Delhi, mesti dalam yang 3 days 2 nights punye patern. Sker lah. Leh dapat 1 full day off in Delhi, and 3rd day tu, MALAM baru depart balik KUL. Mek girang lah kalau dapat pattern tu! Sker sangat! Sampai day 1 malam. Day 2 tu kire OFF day. Day 3 depart balik, just nice! Ade one time tu, December, mek ingat lah, tahun 2003 kot, the worst fog condition during winter in Delhi, katanya lah - sampai departure hari ketiga malam tu, terpaksa di cancel dan kami depart balik hari ke empat, petang. Bole? Free free jer hari ke 4 tu mek kuaq shopping lagi. HIKS! Ingat lagi time tu mek bawak my two aunties gi sekali ngan mek. Depa belik tiket family scheme pi dan balik, duduk satu bilik dengan mek kat hotel (mrasalah mek pi tumpang tidoq bilik sorang steward candiew nih, alasan, "Owh my aunties amik both beds, so I kena lah tumpang bilik you, boleh kan?" Hehehe but of course nothing happened la kan. OPPS!) - so anyways, Aunties mek pong, sker nih dapat extra one more night kat Delhi! Sker la sker! *sigh... memories...*

Selalunye, day 2, kiteorang mulakan dengan breakfast yang SANGAT MERIAH kat situ. YES! Kalau pi Delhi, the thing yang mek look forward kat Hotel tu would be the complimentary breakfast. Aiyoh! Start breakfast by 8am mek turun, SAMPAI LAH kui 10am mek melantak duduk kat restaurant / coffee house itiew. Macam² ado. Mek sker lah breakfast (memana saja mek pi pon, kalau ade complimentary breakfast, mek akan suker! Hiks!) Makan kenyang², paihtu, balik bilik. Cik berrys sat, pastu, siap², and then, kalau ade geng, mrasalah keluar gi shopping/ jalan². Tak pernah la lagi mek pi Delhi, mek tak keluaq. Kalau tak shopping pun, at least jalan² pong jadiklah...

Shopping wise di Delhi - places yang u ols HAVE to go would be... Sarojni and Jampath. Both are like, erm, wait. Jampath is just walking distance from Le Meridien. Tapi Sarojni, a bit jauh sikit, 15 minutes ride on that Indian tut tut thingie... Macam² can buy tau sitiew. From art work, to wooden carving Indian stylo, to kerja² hasil bead work, to erm, hmm,... aiyoh! HEAVEN lah! And one thing about India/ Delhi - u ols kena PANDAI TAWAR! Tawar ok, tak kira la mana pun, Kedai tepi jalan ke, or kedai class class sikit ke, TAWAR jer. Seriously u ols. Mek banyak gaduh ngan org dulu bab bab tawar. Hiks!

Ok, nih added info me dapat dari Wikipedia...

Historically, Delhi has always remained an important trading center in northern India. Chandni Chowk, a three century old shopping area, is perhaps the most famous commercial area in India. Connaught Place, a major commercial center in the heart of New Delhi, is not only a shopper's paradise but also offers a glimpse of Anglo-Indian architecture. The central market of Lajpat Nagar offers quality Indian handicrafts and garments. Other major shopping areas include Sarojni Nagar, Sabzi Mandi, Karol Bagh and Greater Kailash market. Dilli Haat and Hauz Khas village offer a variety of cultural Indian handicrafts and handlooms. Delhi's retail industry is one of the fastest growing industries in Delhi. Several western-style shopping malls have opened across Delhi's metropolitan area. The main market in South Delhi offers quality garments and footwear and have outlets of almost all the top international brands. Many travellers view Delhi as a bargain hunter's paradise, as the city offers a wide variety of quality products available at a fraction of the cost in Europe and the United States.

U ols, alang² mek cakap nih, sapa nak pi Delhi, cuba click link Wikipedia nih kat bawah nih u ols... - BANYAK ok and I do mean, BANYAK you can learn about Delhi kat SINIK. Mrasalah!

Erm... apa lagi ek nak citer? Errm... tu jer lah kot. Owh yes, nih note extra sebelum mek tutup mukadimah entry nih! HIKS!

• BE VERY careful dengan wallet/ purse/ duit u ols - don't say I didn't warn you...
• BERTAWAR MENAWAR lah u ols sebelum putuskan nak belik sesuatuh...
• Kalau ade bebudak or org datang mintak sedekah, one advise - JGN TGK MATA DIA! Dan with that, you get to getaway dari kasik duit. And EVEN IF you ols terasa kesian nak jugak kasik duit, mark my words - JGN! Sebab once ko dah start kasik sorang, haiyoh - THAT'S IT! Mrasalah u ols jadik Princess Diana, nah? DIKERUMUNI!
• McD kat Delhi - yang eloknye makan lah burger² FISH / fillet or VEGETARIAN burgers nye or just fries. Yang lenglain, mek tak jamin.
• Bawak lah loads of mineral water waktu kuaq jalan²... trust me, you're gonna need it.
• Barang² berharga, seelok²nya, simpan la dalam safebox kat hotel.

Dannn, yang penting - dah dok shopping bagai nak gila, JGN pulak lupakan requirement nak bawak balik barang² masuk Malaysia pulak ek? Kang tak sepasal² pulak kena bayaq tax. Muahahaha...

So - itu lah dia... entry buat kali ini *sambil lap peluh! PENAT sundal! Hahahaha...

To that U OL tadi tu, enjoy your trip to Delhi, and hopefully, lepas² nih nak jalan² pi mana², jgn la segan silu contact mek kat email, nah? Maybe u ols can gi jalan² with my agency, nah? Dan ini also ditujukan pada the rest - readers out there. Sapa² teringin nak pi jalan², nak gunakan agency mek, TAK GHERTI² contact mek kat my email at either lea@lealaurielle.com OR  lea_laurielle@yahoo.com itiew? HIKS! Mati la promosi!!!

The end... heheheh...

Yes - another email from penghantar yang sama yang hantarkan email pasal buat "your very own World Cup ball" itiew, yang using sanitary pad!? *Saksikan entry yang sebelom inih, nah!? Hiks!

CLEO, (not the Magazine nah! It's a nickname of a friend of mine itiew! Hiks!) hang suka kan kasik mek teliuq!? Bukan terliur tgk Kotex Sanitary Pad for Women tu lah! Hish! I meant, this entry! Hhehehehehe. Sker lah! Tu la mek sker World Cup nih - pengumpulan some of the world's best looking men, in shorts, sometimes no undies inside there, playing balls (eh, I mean, playing FOOTBall lah!!!) Hiks!

U ols suka yang mano? Mek sker yang... erm... hurm... sat... VERY tough choice nih, KAN!? Hehehe... But I'd go for... erm... 2, 3, 7, 13, 14, and 15 (aiyoh! Cannot decide lah! Hehe) Tapi yang penting, motif, itiew, number 11 also tersenarai dalam Top 15 inih!? Mek fongkiused sekejaps! HAHHA!

Dan surprisingly, most of them ade talent jadik models, KAN!? Hiks!

Lets! Buat BOLA! Mrasalah!!!

Mek dapat email nih dari sapa dia tatau? CLEO ke si Adnan tu tatau? Either one of these two online friends of mine sajork, yang ghajin dok menghantar email² penghibur hati duka lara inih. Hiks! Thanks, er, pada yang menghantaqnya... hiks! (Double checked - owh yes, its CLEO! Hiiks! Mati la email KOLEKSI belom ado, KAN!? Oppps!)

How To Make Your Own Official World Cup Ball

My point is, I have a newfound interest in soccer thanks to the World Cup and I'm considering taking up the sport.

Over the weekend, I was at the shopping centre looking through some shoes, jerseys and stuff when I spotted the official ball for this year's World Cup - the adidas Teamgeist.

 
This photo is taken with the LG Chocolate phone

OMG I WANT THAT BALL!

What an absolute beauty of ball sitting right there in front of the shop seemingly saying to me, "Buy me, Kenny! Buy me!"

Hypnotised by it's sexy curves, I sauntered dreamily to the ball, picked it up and much to my horror I saw this staring right back at me.

What the hell?! 400 bucks for a freakin' soccer ball?! CCB SIMILAN ISLAND WHAT A RIP-OFF!

You gotta be wondering how much of a killing adidas is making right now just selling those balls.

RM400 per ball! RM400 is a lot ok! Not some small amount little kids can afford ok! RM400 can buy me 180 bowls of kolo mee and I'd still have some spare change to keep. And you expect me to spend it on a seemingly normal ball with some stupid curves and the ridiculous Germany 2006 logo on? DREAM ON!

Sien. The CEO of adidas must be swimming in a pool filled with cash right now. Makes me want start my own business selling balls as well.

If you're anything like me, It's like, you want something so much but you just can't see yourself spending so much money on something so unjustifiably overpriced that it's killing you inside.

Just then a light bulb appeared over my head. I thought to myself... why not make my own soccer ball? The Teamgeist is loaded with all these fancy technology a casual player wouldn't care. All we care about is the look. Why pay so much for a soccer ball that looks good? Make your own!

Yes, that's right. For a fraction of the cost of an authentic adidas Teamgeist, I could make my very own official FIFA World Cup 2006 soccer ball. And I'm gonna show you how.

First, you'd need a regular soccer ball. Any one will do. Get a "Made In China" one at your local sports store for a cheap RM40.

Sure, it won't last as long and the specs aren't as good, but the improvements in the Teamgeist ball are minimal in practice you probably won't notice it anyway.

Then you gotta spray the ball all white.

Use spray paint of ICI Dulux, whichever you prefer. Gotta have a white background before you paint the designs on later ya know?

Now comes the difficult part.

You know how the Teamgeist ball features the signature World Cup trophy-inspired 'rounded propellers'? That's important. That's the whole reason why so many wanted the ball in the first place.

But how do you do it?

Easy.

You get a box of Kotex.

Stick 'em all over your ball.

Add drawings with a marker pen and there you go!

Your very own Official FIFA World Cup Teamgeist Ball.

They look so similar no one can tell the difference.
 

Yang penting, kalau u ols tgk dalam one of the attached pics, ade LEA sports center katanya, KAN!? Hahahah - bila masa tatau? LOL!

Seupset² mek, sepenat² mek baru balik dari Penang (SIAL sangat semalam, binatang yang carut aku tu, suara dia - masih termiang² dlm pikiran aku. Tak pa tak pa... kita minom dulu! Hiks!), mek tetap kembali yer utk memberikan review me utk concert AF4 Minggu ke 6!!!

• Lagu: Da Bomb - N... O! NO! As much as I was "Am impressed..." last week, this week, yer, LOTTER telah berjaya. BERJAYA BUATKAN MEK MENYAMPAH DENGAN LAGU NIH! Kalau idak, ok lah - boleh la mek dgr jugak walaupun tak der lah mek minat sangat kan. Tapi thanks to Lotter, mek dosi meluat. Maybe he's voice kot, I DON'T KNOW. Sorry la u ols. Ramai yang cakap dia nih CUTE (ew) and yang cakap dia nih walaupun pak lawak, tapi dia tetap sentimental (MOTIF NANGIS LAGIK!?) and bla bla bla bla, tapi bagi MEK, MEK BELOM DAPAT NAMPAK what's so like the 'WOW' for Lotter...
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Tgk gaya rantai² tu bukan cam Ruffedge dah - mek teringat Puff Daddy dah!
  

• Lagu: Seruan - Sememangnye SESUAI lirik lagu yang memula tu... MENGGIGIL! Sesuai sangat, kena dengan tema anxiety disorder! HIKS! Tapi seriously, I'm VERY upset dengan persembahan dia minggu nih. Memang betul mek nengok dia nyanyik cam terseksa sangat dan memaksa dirinye nyanyik lagu tu. So that makes it TWO WEEKS IN A ROW tenaga pengajar menyeksa Haziq. Tsk tsk tsk. Give him a break lah will u guys... And whats with the main guitar olok² tu!?!?!?!?! And was it just me or memang betul mek rase ade one part Haziq lupa lirik ke salah nyanyik ke ape tah?  
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: I like the hat! hiks!
  

• Lagu: Run Baby Run - This show, simply is one of the best shows yang Velvet pernah buat. Simple, and stylo, and lagu dia very der BOOM! Suara dia cam very der masuk sangat dengan lagu nih... AND ADLIN, mek nak tanya (kalau la Adlin baca pong. HAHAH!), everytime, I say this sebab mek perasan, EVERYTIME ANY students buat lagu slow or ballads ke ape ke, kalau they decided nak pose dan pegang mic, ko macam tak suka. MOTIF!? Dah kalau itu style depa comfy, why should u comment sebab ko tak suka? U want them to enjoy and feel at ease, right? THEN ABAIKAN LAH TOLONG LAH bab mic tu. Its like you have nothing else to comment, is it?
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Simple dan just nice... I like the hair do. But WAIT! Who did that Smokey Eyes make up tu!?!!?! Keji lah - no blending, hujungnye very KERAS and not smooth! HAIYOH! Perlu ke Make Up artist dia tatau teknik blend the colors!?!? Keji lah!

• Lagu: Air Mata Kasih - Mek tahu lagu nih R. Azmi nye lagu, and DJ Dave also nyanyikkan lagu nih. Tapi mek dinch hui MOTHER DIDDY also pernah nyanyikkan lagu ini?? :D Mak dia dulu artis ke? Serious mek tatau. Tanya my mom, my mom cam like, "Owwwww" tapi bile me tanya my mom, kenal ke idak? Then mummy jawab... "TAH!" Astaga! What was that OWWWWW for in the first place? Hhehehehe. So anyways, lagu dia tu, sedap. Diddy bawak pon sedap. Tapi I have to agree dengan Adnan, lenggok and smoothness nan ado. Maybe cam like, kasar. BUT I still suka dgr. Sebab it's Diddy's stylo, kan? Takkan nak suruh smooth and lenggok like R. Azmi? To dah macam tak der IDENTITY, kan? Biar lah no smoothness or lenggok ke lembut ke ape ke - dah IDENTITY Diddy dengan suara cam tu, so? Hehehe... tapi my mom titiskan air mata ok! Dan mek pulak nangis sebab tgk MAK Diddy nangis, cam ne? Like salah tema, kan? HAHA!
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: is that 3 lapis Diddy pakai baju tu? AIYOH! Sejuk sangat ke, wardrobe master oooii!? Other than that, mek sokong katanya Kak Engku kite itiew. Kalau Diddy tampil pakai baju melayu bersongket bagai dan berkopiah hitam yang stylo lama2 yang macam 5thE ade tu, I think, aiyoh, dengan height Diddy, mek rase - Haaii la... cair!!! LOL!
  

• Lagu: Kopi Dangdut - I think that song really buktikan Farhan MAMPU jadik penyanyik yang berkebolehan tinggi nyanyikkan APA JENIS LAGU PUN, kan? Tapi starting show dia tu, mek tak suka lah dia just jalan straight jer, sedangkan back up dancersnye catwalk bagai nak patah jer pinggang, KAN?  Tapi show yang very bertenaga, and I like part Diddy masuk and joined tu, and Velvet belakon jadik sentap tu. Suke lah. Tapi yer lah, towards the end, can tell lah, Farhan a bit semput tapi tak der lah teruk sangat, kan? :D Ok lah tu. Good show. Mek suker, walaupun mek hanya suka satu jer lagu dangdut - Panasaran, kan!? HEHEHE
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Hurm... mek like the top! But not the jeans. Owh owh! Nice shoes!!! :D

VOTE FOR FARHAN!!! VOTE FOR FARHAN!!!VOTE FOR FARHAN!!! VOTE FOR FARHAN!!! VOTE FOR FARHAN!!! VOTE FOR FARHAN!!! VOTE FOR FARHAN!!!

• Lagu: Sedang Ingin Bercinta - Itu la kan nama lagu tu, kan? Hehehe - AIYOH!… Really, AIYOH!!! Mek suke part dia glide kat lutut tu! Huiyoh! And lagu nih SO KENA dengan Amirul and the hairdo!
  
• Penampilan / Pakaian: APAKAH JAKET HAZAB MERAH BERVULU ITIEW!?
  

Voted Out: My Prediction - As much as mek nyampah Lotter, I'd have to say, this week, my prediction was HAZIQ
Voted Out: Actual - DIDDY - Nahhh! THAT'S IT! MEK NO KOMEN SEBAB MEK SEBOK NANGIS DENGAN MUMMY! Good luck Diddy!!! PS: Motif Faizal peluk SAKAN! Haiyoh! Seriously u ols, walaupun mek said mek no komen, tapi ade sikit jer lah. MOTIF pengundian jadik lagu nih? AWAT hampa tak undi Diddy lelebih!? Mek dah nampak Diddy, Farhan, Velvet, Faizal and either AMIRUL or Haziq into the finals. CHIT!

AFUNDI FARHAN, FAIZAL, VELVET, AMIRUL AND HAZIQ and send your votes to 32999 NOW!