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Monday, June 19, 2006

Konsert Akademi Fantasia Musim Ke - 4 (Minggu 3)

 

Yes yes! Mek tau mek tau! Last week's concert mek dinch buat review. What to do? Busy lor. (mati la sebenarnye nan ado nengoknye pong concert itiew, KAN!? LOL!) But mek tau lah Karen yang terkeluar in week 2 after Nora, kan? (Like, DUH? The whole of Malaysia knows that la kan, sah sah ado paper. OPPS!) So anyways, tanpa nak melengahkan masa, MRASA! Week 3's concert review. Dan yer, mek nontonnye, LIVE dari Dewan Sivik MPPJ katanya. Hiks! Went there with Volksie darling, thanks to ade org tu yang sudi tolong dapatkan the tix. Hiks! Thanks u ols!



DISCLAIMER: Gegambars dalam entry² review AF nih, mek dapatkan dari laman web official AF. Dan segala review² komen² mek ala ala pengkritik tak diundang nih, adalah based on my own thoughts dan tiada sangkut pautnya dengan kegiatan rasmi AF; more or less ala² personal comments sajork, ek? :)

Concept Concert: Nan ado concert concept rasenye kot? Tah - semuanya cam, biasa jer? Tak der pa per specific tema je pong? Mati la ayat2 bimbo lagik, kan!?

Pelajar: Salima
  • Lagu: Obsessi - Mek not a favo mavo of Jul Bans sangat pon, but I think Salima did a good job in singing that song. Walaupun temanye I've heard the song couple of times before. But its just, tah, so not Salima la for that song.  
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: MOTIF top ala ala berropol rambu ramba bagai?! And like what Adlin Aman Ramlie said pasai itiew combination of topi cowboy ngan tudung, it's like, SO NO NO ok. Owh but I lovvveeee her boots and her pants. Beli mana tatau???

Pelajar: Amirul
  • Lagu: Yesterday - YEAP, true, mek memang tak minat Amirul. But after today's show, mek rase, OK LEYYY! Not bad. Sedap piuler dia nyanyik. Maybe the song kot? Tah - I don't know.  
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: Loved the top, loved his jeans, BUT EW!!! Whats with the jacket!? Like, HELLO!!?!?! *&@#^&*@#^

Pelajar: Rich
  • Lagu: Mustika - MATTI LAH majalah Mastika katanya kan? Tersentak mek dgr japs. Tapi lagu tu, seriously, mek rase, hanya M. Nasir sajork yang leh bawak. Cam like, lagu tu, or as a matter of fact, any other songs also pon, mek rase, kalau dah namanya lagu M. Nasir, mek rase, M. Nasir sajork yang ok jer bawak lagu itiew. Tapi, tak der lah teruk sangat Rich bawak lagu tu, cuma since mek dosi tau M. Nasir yang originally sang that song tu lebih meletop, so, tough luck lah Rich.
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: Mek SUKE lah seluar tu. Ginger, ko tgk dak concert itiew? Kalau nengok, nampak dak seluaq tu? Tasty ok! Mana nak dapatkan tatau!? HELLO!? And motif semuanye hari nih seluar tasty2?

Pelajar: Zila
  • Lagu: Tak Tercapai Akalmu - Mek rase cam "TAK TERCAPAI ANAK TEKAKMU" jer? Cam, tah la. The song tu macam dinch sesuai jer Zila bawak? Katanya lagu favo. dia, tapi asal dinch ado mood jer mek nengok? Owh but the backup dancer's punye costume, mek sker! Kalau mek pakai, rase sluttish sangat mek rase! Mati lah! 
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: Although Volks said that the glittering top was a nice thingie, for me, DINCH ah. I  beg to differ. Mek dinch suka lah the pakaiannye. Although the butterfly kat topi snow cap dia tu, macam, NICE! Hehehe. Owh and, persembahannye, the choreography was, SUPPERB! Mek suke. MOTIF Adlin cakap DINCH menonjol!?  

Pelajar: Farhan
  • Lagu: Still Got The Blue - 3 words. "NAH! THAT'S IT!" Meremang bulu roma mek! HEHEH! My EHEM EHEM bila mek cakap pasal bulu roma mek meremang, he said "CAN I ASK U SOMETHING? U ADE BULU ROMA KE!?" Keji tau carut baby gitiew. Opps! BABY katanya! Mati la mek makin open. HEY! Motif lari tema!? But SERIOUSLY! Mek sendiri kasik standing ovation (cam tu ke eja ovation? Mana JMM tatau!? YO JMM!!! Ejaan mek betoi ka? OPPS!). Memang one marbeles performance la u ols! MEK SUJUD! So professional sangat cara dia sampaikan lagu tu. SUARA DIA! AIYOH! MEK SUKE! *motif mek pujii over2 Farhan? Kang ade laaakk yang marah sebab tak puji2 DD. Tak pa. Sabaq sat. Nih turn Farhan. Satgi mai turn DD, mek promo gila2 punye, EK!?! Mati la Fiebs promo Diddy sekali gus promo jualan kereta! OPPS! So anyways, Farhan's show - mek, speechless! *Mati la speechless walhal, comment paling panjang, KAN!? HAHAHA
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: SIMPLE yet stunningly beautiful!

Pelajar: Hazriq
  • Lagu: Cinta Nusantara - Mummy mek surely suka lah Hazriq bawak lagu cam gitiew. Like a friend of mine cakap, Hazriq nih boleh pikat geng2 kertu2, ala ala depa kan nak anak2 muda belia yang mampu menyanyikan lagu2 lama cam gitiew, kan? Like, lets preserve Hazriq. YES, lets put him in a fridge and bekukan dia, KAN? HAHAH. Tapi, seriously, sedap dan syok la tgk show dia
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: MOTIF seluar also cantik!? MEK SKER MEK SKER! 

Pelajar: Lotter
  • Lagu: Iris - Mek tak der lah suka sangat lagu nih, but thanks to Lotter yang nyanyikkan, LAGI MEK TAK SUKA! Macam, tah la. Meluat aku tgk Lotter. MOTIF "AUWWWW!?" itiew? Perlu ke!? Dan yer, ramai cakap dia lah sebenarnye entertainer - kan? Well, suruh dia pi join Royal London Circus and buat lawak. MEK tak suka la. Dan sorry to say, nyanyian dia pon, tak der lah sedap mana pong. Well, maybe mek bukan arif bab muzik nih, tapi, as a penonton, kalau mek dosi tgk perangai hang dok tergedik2 cam tu, pengkritik kasik komen, ko dok buat muka pak lawak, sorry, no votes for u.
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: I like the jacket though? HEHEHEHE!

Pelajar: Velvet
  • Lagu: Teman Tapi Mesra - I don't know. Somehow mek rase, lagu nih tak menyerlahkan Velvet. And motif kept on screaming???
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: Mesti Velv. dok CDH kat make up artiste dia sebab rambutnye itiew. Reminded me of this one contestant during IQP2006, sapa tatau Fiebs? Ala, yang, ala ala pengsan itiew? Owh yes - Miss ESPANA, kan? Heheheh EH CHUP! Ginger calling *Dan selepas berchit chat dengan Ginger kat phone* Owh yes u ols, sorry, bukan Miss ESPANA la sundal! Its Miss ESPANIOL katanya, kan? Heheheheh... Mati lah mek. Opps! Eh, bukan anak ayam kau ke, Fiebs?!? OPPSSS again! Lariiii semunyik belakang EHEM EHEM... FIEBS jgn marah mek! GINGER yang ajaq mek suruh tulis nih! OK!? Hehehe...

Pelajar: Diddy
  • Lagu: Memori Luka - No komen, just VOTE FOR DIDDY! *sambil menari2 katanya, KAN!? Dan jeling yang lenglain penyokong Diddy. Heheh HAPPY? Hehehe...* But seriously, I think that, Diddy sedap nyanyi today. Don't know why, but it's just, cam, KENA la. And I like the part where dia actually FEEEEEEL lagu tu, I mean, I may not be as good as UMI Fauziah Nawawi, but mek, as DQ Pioneer, hiks, mek rase, mimik muka dia, buatkan mek believe yang dia menjiwai lagunya itiew. But I believe he can do better, I know he can... Kan kan kan kan? Mati la mek! LARI! 
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: MERAH is SO kena with him. And walaupun show simple, YES, mek suka u ols dia punye, itiew, badan bongkok tu. Like, I told EHEM EHEM, today, Diddy berdiri gah dan stood tall, showing off his 183cm tallness itiew, mek suka! *Siti Nurhaliza, mrasalah u ols nye call kat dia tu menjadik ok! Diddy dinch slauch! EJAAN MEK BETOI KA!? MATI LA MISS BIMBO!*

VOTE FOR DIDDY! VOTE FOR DIDDY! VOTE FOR DIDDY! VOTE FOR DIDDY! - Motif!? Hehehe - mek kan now the new spokesperson for Dazzling Diddy FC, KAN?? KAN KAN KAN!? Hehehehe. Nak tau more info pasal Diddy, layari  WEB inih, or gi jer ke blog minah gila yang ade gangguan dalam otaknye itiew, di SINIK ok? Lalalalalala...


Pelajar: Faizal

  • Lagu: Ganu Kito ek tajuknya? - Mati lah mek tak pasti tajuk lagu itiew. Tapi, mek nak tanya, MOTIF dia dapat lagu yang dia boleh jiwai, ie since dia from Ganu, tetiber dia dapat lagu itiew, KAN? Not that I have anything against lagu tu or Faizal himself, tapi, tah la, macam, motif? Dan motif show nye as finale, tetiber paling GRAND?! Mek takpaham *sambil kerutkan dahi dan muncungkan molot. Hehehehe. Yes EHEM EHEM, I know u think I'm cute! MATI LA BERANGAN! Lari!
  • Penampilan / Pakaian: Dia macam, ade complete package, kan? Muko dia comei, pakai apo pong elok, menari lite2 la dinch melerts sangat, tapi Adlin tu, PERLU ke caras overdose? Adlin, u ols menari meletop ke!? Mrasa lah lawan buat show menari dengan mek, LETS!? Owh and erm, Adlin, MOTIF u ols caruts lite2 pasal GANJA itiew? Don't you know thats like a bit toooooo like a sensitive kind of issue there? Like hello? Kalau mek jadik SALIM, mek terasa sundal! EH wait, motif mek nak komen Adlin kat sini? LALALALA!

Review tambahan: Show "Menuju Puncak" - Mek rase tarian depa MAKIN SHARP dan melerts. Donno why tapi mek dah macam suka pulok nengok stepsnye, especially after nengok FARHAN nari. Cam, haiyoh. CAN I JOIN! gittiew. HEHEHEH!

Voted Out: My Prediction - LOTTER
Voted Out: Actual - RICH - You ols!!! Mek SERIOUSLY tak budget dia yang terkeluar. Mek nak sangat LOTTER yang keluar tau. Memang la Rich's performance dinch melerts, tapi pong, like, hello? Well, what to do. Korang jugak yang voted, and obviously u ols dinch vote Rich lebih,  kan? Mrasalah dia tercampak. Tapi the best part was, FARHAN, yang was ranked, LAST waktu permulaan show, NAH engkau. Waktu results tu, mek dgr khabar2 angin, she was ranked 1st SUNDAL! MEK SUKA MEK GIRANG MEK HAPPY!!!!!!!


 


Dari 10 pelajar, dosi jadik 9 - NORA, KAREN dan now RICH. Who will bertahan sampai ke finals? NEXT WEEK, pelajar lelaki or perempuan yang akan keluar piuler (sambil doa, let it be Lotter, PLS!) We'll soon find out...*SORRY NAH! Gambar tu mek dinch update. Nanti mek hitamkan depa yang terkeluar dos itiew, NAH? Hehehe...

Pesanan utk peminat² fanatik AF: DON'T! I repeat, DON'T, judge these students ikut selera TASTE korang, ikut minat CUTE la itu ini la - please la. GROW UP! Undilah yang terbaik, base on their kemampuan vokals, talent and most of all, kemampuan diaorang utk jadi penghibur, bukan penyanyi yang bersandarkan rupo tapi suara NAN ADO!!! Tolong la make a wise decision and vote for the right person! What mek can see, korang yang gila mengundi nih, especially girls, asyik lah mengundi memana yang cute mute jer. Suara ada hampa nilai? I DOUBT! Soalan - kalau hampa perhabis RM1K seminggu buat voting 24jam utk this one male student AF4, just because dia cute, cando bagai, mek nak tanya - dia kenai ke hang? Awat, dia nak angkat u ols jadik GF dia ley? Tolooong la tolong! Pilih yang bebetul layak, dan bukan pilih yang cando. Hello, this is AF bukannye Hero Remaja nak jadik MODEL, ok!?
 
"Dan ade apa you nak tambah ke Laurielle?" Sambil senyum... terus mek menjawab... "Yes, ade. VOTE FOR DIDDY DAN WORLD PEACE!" Mati la kerana Air Bumi Berputar, KAN!? Lariiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
 
AFUNDI DIDDY and your votes to 32999 NOW!
*Mati la mek pong belom undi! Mana crown mek yang ade tulisan DIDDY with lampu liplapliplap IKEA tu tatau!?!?!?!?!








Posted at 2:01:51 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, June 18, 2006

Inikah Namanya Cinta...

 

When all you can think of is him... when every single minute you feel like meeting him, being with him... when life seems incomplete without having him around you? Adakah itu semua namanya CINTA?

And when they say "Kau baru kenal dia la nyah... motif nak bertemakan cinta?" Well - back to the question mek pernah keutarakan dahulu kala... "Do you believe in love at first sight?". And if I was given that chance to answer that question now, I would have to say that "YES, I DO"... I do believe in love at first sight. Why, cannot meh!?

Sometimes, eventhough you just baru kenal with someone, yet you feel that you dah kenal dia lama and that you're comfy with him, persoalannye, SALAH KE!? Tak kan? Yer, sometimes ppl say it might be sort of like 'rushing into things' thingy, still - who cares, kan? It's my life, it my love life, dan hujung harinya... DIA DI HATI... (motif lagu Siti?)

Siapakah si DIA ini? Siapakah HIM yang dimaksudkan disini? BIARLAH RAHSIA... (MOTIF lagu Siti lagi? Siti Situ Sana Sini ley???) Well. Entry nih tak der ditujukan pada mana² HIM or mana² DIA. Its just one of those general love entry kot.

I believe that cinta, can only comes from within oneself, when that someone feels comfy and very, erm, passionate about someone else. You can 'Sayang' someone, but you ols 'CINTA' kan dia ke? In this case I would have to say that what I'm feeling now, is SAYANG plus CINTA. Over tak? Well, over tak over, still, its my love life, and its my life. E eh? Motif tadik cakap entry nih general alih² melibatkan diri sendiri? Over leyyy.

No, seriously, I think that Cinta, kalau someone goes through that stage where dia baru mula nak kenal someone tapi dah macam serasi dan sayang dan cintakan that someone itiew, it can be a very unforgettable feeling. Like I'm feeling now? OPPS! Mati la libatkan diri sendiri lagi...

I don't know apa kah motif entry ini, but what I do know is that this is one of those entry yang I buat kerana I feel like doing it, biarpun tanpa motif, tapi tetap bertema. Yes, it could be an entry yang I write simply sebab I feel like letting ppl know how I feel right now, and that would be... am so, eerm, happy? FINALLY... :)

Laurielle ade new love in her life? (HER ker in the 1st place??? Duh...) Speculate all you want tapi as for now, BIARLAH RAHSIA dan no komen yer. Opps! Janji yang penting, yes, am happy and yes, I am seeing someone (U, I know I'm not suppose to say anything but you know me, I just HAD to. Sorry!) Mati lah boleh cakap sendiri depan2 tapi tetap nak menyampaikan msg melalui entry, kan? Hehehehe puitis apa orang tua2 cakap? Hiks!)

What can I say/ tell about that 'feeling' of being in love? Thank you for the question (mati la mula nak berangan feeling Miss... LOL!). In order to answer that q, one has to actually be in that situation, ie. be in that mood/ feeling of being in love. And lucky you, since I am in that situation, I would be able to answer that q. If not, tough luck, and can I try another q? (pose2 gedik sambil jelir lidah... mati la kena tenyeh di meja! Opps! Lari ke tingkat 6! Opps!) Anyways, as I was saying (MATI LAH baru nak jawab soalan!), since am in the mood, or more or less in the 'in love' situation, my answer to the q would be... It feels like as if I have a reason to go on living; I have the strength to move on, and plus, its such a wonderful feeling that it feels like as if you're floating, as if you're gliding in life and there's nothing in this world that could ever stop you from achieving what you want... And I hope that feeling will last forever, Thank You... :)


 

Nih ko nih kenapasal Laurielle!? Angau!? MABOK!? FEELING!? Heheheh mati lah - it's my life, MINE!!! Hiks! (E eh? Tetiber, mek nak dq? LOL! Hiks! Yes yes 'U', I love u too.. hiks!)


 





Posted at 8:14:51 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, June 17, 2006

Happy Birthday Dear Mark Anthony Woods


The title of this short and simple entry, speaks for itself!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!!!

Guess what slut? You're another year older! Hiks! Getting closer to where I am, NOW! HAHAHAHA!!! And MOTIF dinch pick up my calls, jgn lah disebut returning my calls, kan? Apatah lagi, SMS!? HELLO? Busy ah celebrating ur birthday? Apa apa pong, mek tau mek lah org pertama yang wish u ols, KAN!? Sebab mek wished kau a day before (yesterday), KAN!? HAHAHA! Mrasa!!!

Me love you gal! And have a blast time on your birthday! Whatever your age is today (hint2, mati la mek tak tau birthday yang keberaps tatau. Hiks!), remember, you'll only celebrate it once. There could only be one time 23 years old, no twice no three times darl - so enjoy the ride! Love ya! SMS me or call me will ya???






Posted at 6:29:46 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Updates - latest news from Subang Jaya...


Yes... updates updates updates... It's been nearly a week since I last updated my blog. Talk about busy, kan!? Or should I say, talk about... MALAS! Hiks!

So anyways, NO, am not back in Alor Star. Am still in Subang Jaya katanya - *SIGH*. Sigh ley? Hiks! Anyways, mek yang dosi kepulangan di AS katanya masih di Subang Jaya; alasannye, KEREJ masih belom selesai. Kerej apadia tatau!? Hik hik kerej buat Visa utk clients mek tu la, thats what. Lepas satu problem to another problem katanya. Asik lah running here and there ke sana ke mari, ke Embassy lah itu ini - haiyoh! Mek sangat penat dan busy u ols!

So ok, let me tell u ols briefly what happened sepanjang itiew week nah since mek arrived in KL. Hari Sabtu, sesampainye mek ke KL/ Subang, mek terus gi umah Volksie. Lepas lepak2 kejaps, mek terus ke Cheras katanya dihantar oleh Volksie using my car, ke umah si Mark and Dylan. As usual, apa lah lagi. NO, bukan photoshoot lah hanjs! Mek mintak tolong si Dylan make up kan mek; nak gi Orange Club katanya, in drag. Buat apa tatau? Ala - kan MT (Musictech) bukak kat sitiew, dan operation di Istana Hotel dosi ketutupan katanya, kan? Hehehe. And selain dari nak meriahkan keadaan, mek nak pi kasik support kat kawan2 mek namely Rizz Miss Antigua and Barbuda and also Amanda Miss Honduras itiew. Diaorang buat show bersama2 itiew Glitters.Com katanya. So ok lah, lepas make up habis semua bagai, mek dijemput Volks who was with kW katanya. Makin skinny itiew pakcik, KAN!? So all of us went in two cars - kete mek, si Rizz, kW, Volks and me. Dan kete si Amanda, Mark, Dylan, Amanda, bfnye dan also Sasha. Sesampainye Orange - packed dos. Met couple of old friends, and some showgirl friends and what not - happening la juger, walaupun temanye music, sucks kan. Tapi not bad lah. Show was good. Viviana also buat show katanya. Mek tarkik lah sapa buat show pon, janji mek had fun. Lepas tu, tak lepak lama sangat lah kan. You know la, Orange, kan PANAS. So lepas lepak kejap, terus kiteorang blah gi minum2 kat Bandar Tasek Permaisuri. And lepas tu, pusing2 round2 KL and CikSit bagai - and since boring sajork, terus balik. Tidurans umah Volks malam itiew.

Sunday, tak buat pa per sangat. Went out with Volksie, kW and Apek. Pusing2 round2 KLCC lepas pi Urs urs katanya. Opps! Tau jumpa sapa waktu kat situ? Aiyoh! Mek jumpa IMAHLENGGOK katanya jadik mak ayam pada kawan2nye yang nak pi Urs urs also. Kecoh la sat dengan itiew pompuan, tapipon, PENAT tau layan gelak dengan dia. Hiks! Mati la adengan kau carut aku, aku carut kau, KAN IMAH!? Hanjeng sangat Imah! CNN LEY!? Hehehe! Mek lagi awai CNN dari kau TAU! Opps! Mati lah PDA kW! Hehehe...

Malam tu lepas pi KLCC, and lepas hantaq Apek... eh wait, sebelum hantaq Apek, kiteorang lepak2 kat TTP (Taman Tasek Permaisuri). Bolehhh laaaa tahan. Nothing much pong. Biasa2 sajork. Boring. Lepas tu baru pi hantaq Apek balik ke Pandan Indah, then baru balik ke KJ.

Monday mek buat apa tatau? Ish. Lupo la pulak. Senang citer, MONDAY SAMPAI HARI NIH, eh, semalam, Jumaat - mek sebok sangat u ols with urusan Visa di Embassy Russia itiew, dan itu ini, jumpa clients itu ini, urs urs lagi. OPPS! Tapi after Sunday night tu, mek pi tidoq umah parents mek in Subang first, before mek pindah pi tidoq umah mak su mek piuler katanya. Up until semalam, kaedahnye, urusan Visa itiew MASIH yer, MASIH belom selesai! Mati lah clients mek nak depart for London dah next week! Hanjeng!

And dalam minggu nih, mek ado gak lepak ngan Belle dan Apek kat KLCC lepas lunchies bersama X10 dan jugek  Volksie. Sempat lah Belle itiew belanjs mek kat DOME - tea time katanya at 4pm! Mek girang! Mek KENYANG! Hahaha! Selain daripada itiew, mek also busy nak settlekan kes WARAN TANGKAP sundal! Waran tangkap pasai apa tatau? HEHEHE Kes saman lah! Hiks! Kalut nih, carik pi kehulur kehilir nih nak settlekan saman2 itiew. Thanks Gods, dosi settled. Hiks! Tapi settled2 pon, roadtaxnye yang dosi mampos since Selasa lepas itiew, masih di AS, how!? Hahahaha... mati lah mek!

And dalam week ini jugek, by right nak buat photoshoot dengan Hatta Dolmat guna dressesnye, tapi, ado? NAN ADO katanya. Dia terpaksa ke Singapore. Mrasalah mek kena tunggu dia balik dulu kaedahnye. Photoshoot utk personal collection mek bersama Mark and Dylan pong asik lah tertangguh since Mark busy sekals. So in the end, mek resched. photoshoot dengan Hatta Dolmat tu ke next week; Mark and Dylan's photosession with me, mek dinch hui bile lagi, next week also kot. AND, next week also, another photoshoot with Abang Roland Hashim (utk kali ketiga). Why kali ketiga? When was the first 2? The first one yang hari itiew tu, kat umah Abang Volks itiew, KAN? So when was the second one? HEHEHE - kaedahnye. SEMALAM! Heheh tapi since Abang Im dinch berpuas hati dengan hasil dari session semalam, namely sebab we were all rushing sebab Abang Im kena gi ke Penang, so, mrasalah dia nak buat sekali lagi next week! MATI LA next week kalau tak der arah melintang, 3 photoshoots! MATI LAH make up mampan! LOL!

Apa apa pong, this week, was one of those weeks yang mek sangat busy u ols. I mean, selalunye mek mai balik KL for work or something, tak der lah sebusy, dan tak der lah SELAMA ini, kan!!? Tapi tak per. Mek tak kisah. Kerje is tetap kerja, leisure tetap kena ade. Mrasalah Isnin hari tu pon mek dosi registered utk conference MATTA next week, 23rd di Istana Hotel. So planningnye mek nak balik AS dulu and then come back. Tapi since Visa dinch ready lagi, dan memang mek kena standby tunggu kat sini, JUST in case if anything goes wrong, so mek decided, malas la nak balik. Duduk sajork kat sini sampai next week's conference, and sampai Visa siap, and sampai clients mek berlepas dari KUL ke LON. Mrasalah that'll be sampai end of next week; and who knows, maybe, sampai end of the month. Perluke mek sambut my 27th birthday kat sini? Hehehehe... well.. who knows... see la how...

Owh yes. Tadi mek baru kepulangan dari lepakking with Joe Klubbkidd, and Kak Long Zackie and friends kat Bandar Tasek Permaisuri katanya. Minum2, then lepak2 TTP. And FYI, mek MIGHT just join Klubbkidd, Fiebie Mentally Disturbed, and also Abang Bad *wink wink* gi nengok konsert AF4 week 3 this Sunday. Aiyoh, kalau jadik la mek pi, mek girang. Girang awat tatau? ADE LEYYYYYY! Hiks! GILA! Ko hengat mek nak girang sebab pi tgk konsert tu? ADDINCH u ols! Mek girang sebab... ermm... ADE LEYYYY!!!! *wink wink!*

So itu lah dia - secara ringkas, binti MALAS, summary about the week yang baru sajork berlalu itiew. It was a busy week, but still, mek survived. Erm, nantikan apa2 new latest updates, SOON! As for now, NAH! Nengok lah hasil 3 pics dari 99 pics yang abang Roland Hashim snappy2kan semalam. These 3 are my favs! The rest 96 pics, tunggu lah mek ade time yang panjang siket, mek releasekan, NAH? Hehehehe...


Hehehehe - mek suker lah itiew kerusi sofa merah panjang itiew! Hiks!


Heheheh - pose pose baring katanya... mrasa!


NAH! That's IT! Terbaring terlentang bagai... hamek! Hiks!

And ingin mek selitkan disini, ucapan terima kaseh tak terhengga kepada Roland Hashim selaku jurugambar profesional, dan jugak Izad Fika yang telah dengan murah hati me-makeupkan mek malam itiew, serta Azmi yang sudi pegangkan external flash utk Abang Roland snappy2kan pics utk mek. Hiks! YER Izad, thanks to u ols ALSO sebab pegangkan hairdryer itiew. Hiks! Terus mek feeling Beyonce, kan!? Hahaha Mati lah nanti G akan carut mek... "Tak habis2 kan kau dengan Photoshoots... gigih kan kau gal!?" Owh well - mek just have one thing to say darling... "TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH - you ain't seen the best of me yet" katanya lirik FAME, Irene Cara, KAN!? HAHAHAHAHA! Mati la mek. Heheheh...

Ok lah u ols! Dosi 5.25am! Mek nak kuar umah now, nak pi umah mak su hem. Dia nak pi JB pagi nih lepas subuh. So mek kena amik kunci umah dia, tgk2kan umah dia dan kasik kucing dia makan while she and her family away hari nih dah esok, hish! Pas tu, nak kena pi umah Volks, dia nak guna my car - nak pi meeting apa tah. Dan apa mek akan buat? TIDURANSSS lah that's what I'll do. Ko gila! Mek belom tido tauuuu dari tadik. MATI LA ZOMBIE, kan!? Hahaha...

Ok lah u ols! Till the next update, nah? Duiyennn!!!






Posted at 5:43:14 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, June 11, 2006

Some rules for the World Cup - From MEN to WOMEN!


Thanks ADAM Z for this email. Lawak, lawak jugek. Tapi it make sense, don't you guys think so too? :)

Some rules for the World Cup

FROM MEN 2 WOMEN

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

If you decide to stand in the buff  in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World


Giiiiiituuu! Hiks! Mrasalah LADIES yang ado HUBBIES gilo bola - brace urself for the 2006 World Cup feva!!! HIKS!






Posted at 3:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, June 10, 2006

AWAY I go again...


Yes u ols! Away ke mana lagi tatau? Tak ke mana² jauh pong - balik KUL sajork. Ada apa tatau? Hmmm... meh mek kasik schedule mek from tomorrow, till InsyaAllah, Thursday or Friday mek balik ke AOR kembaliks... hiks!

  • Saturday June 10th - Drive balik KUL in the morning. MORNING la sangat. Nih pong dosi kui 3pagi. Tah what time nak bangunnye. Janji nak singgah Gurun/ SP jumpa si Ginger dulu japs for Brunch, then teruskan drive mek ke KUL. Budget sampai pepetang la jugak kot; mek maybe stopover kat R&R tu, tidurans... Malam, kalau RAJIN, pi la tgk show opening Musictech di venue baru iaitiew di Orange Club itiew. Dragun? Tah - maybe not kot. See la how. Knowing me, cannot say much now. Satgi, last², dragun jugak, HOW? Hiks!
  • Sunday June 11th - Ade appointment nak jejumpers client VVIP mek itiew, nak hamek documents dia ie. International Passport dia la ape semua, utk proses Visa, and also submit Travel Insurance dia yang mek dosi siapkan di AOR. Then, maybe kuar ngan Volks, kW dan Apek kot. Ke mana? ADE LEYYY! Hiks! Pastu nak kena pi pass some Vcds to Eva, Belle and Mark.
  • Monday June 12th - Awal pagi dosi kena pi Russian Embassy, nak buat Visa utk VVIP guests mek yang akan fly ke LON utk ikuti European Cruise 16 days itiew. Pastu, depending haves what time la kat Embassy tu - kalau awai, balik la. Kalau lambat, tunggu ler sampai ke petang. Normally it'll take 5 working days to complete Visa itiew. Tapi see la how, power of persuasion katanya, kan? HIKS!
  • Tuesday June 13th - Kena gi MATTA HQ. Nak submit form attending conference on the 23rd, and make several payments. Pastu nan ado plan dah... malam maybe photoshoot dengan Mark and Dylan.
  • Wednesday June 14th - Tryin' to work things out with Klubbkidd pasal photoshoot utk Hatta Dolmat tu. Mati la muat ke!?
  • Thursday June 15th - To check samaado Visa Russian tu dosi siap ke belom. Kalau belom, mrasalah tunggu lagik.
  • Friday June 16th - Nak tak nak, kena balik dos sebab Sabtu itiew ado hal in AOR.

So ape yang mek plan nak buat lagi? YES U OLS! Gathering lagi! Mati lah gathering UTARA belom buat² lagi. Katanya selepas IQP - nih dosi lepas SUKMA dah pong! LOL! We'll see how lah ek. Anything, mek akan inform dalam blog and kat members area/ forum - worry not.

So in the mean time, sapo² free raso nak jejumpers, lets lah u ols! :) Technically mek free MALAM hari AHAD, ISNIN and KHAMIS (Provided mek dinch balik la Khamis tu) - so, feel free to leave ur msgs kat tagboard ke ape ke, nak jumpe ke ape ke. Sapo dosi ado number phone tu, tak gherti² nak calling²!? Hiks!

Mek balik Friday tu, tapi NEXT WEEK tu mek pi lagi KUL kot sebab ade conference MATTA yang mek kena attend, and mek kena hantaq VVIP guests mek tu ke KLIA on the 28th. And maybe stayback lagi kot, sebab balik nak singgah terus ke PENANG on the 30th for MATTA Fair. Haiyoh! Busy sekals! MATI LA NO NEW ENTRY LAGI katanya sampai end of the month! Hehehhe...

So, hmmm... guess, that's it lor! See ya when I see ya! Owh YES, please check my MYSPACE yer. Mek dosi update with new layout bagai semua, yes, AGAIN! MRASA!






Posted at 3:58:29 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, June 09, 2006

"Mak Cik, ado kah Mak Cik percayakan 'HAPPY ENDINGS'? Komen sat Mak Cik..." - PART 2


Mati lah berkurun lamanya baru ade episode kedua; haves lah aku kena sumpah jadik siput babi dengan si Datin Rock katanya, KAN!? Opps! Nak tau apa terkandung dalam kisah Part 1, mrasalah click SINI, nah?

Mak Senabel: Dari sapo tu u ols msg itiew?

Mak Yahcha: Nih ha - dari Mak Ruck kita itiew. Katanya nak join, mek balas sajork, MRASA, nah?

 Mak Esah: Mesti Mak Ruck kite itiew pong ado story kaedahnye... mrasa mrasa...

 Bersambung... dengan kehadiran Mak Ruck, di PART 2! NANTIKAN!!! LEBIH banyak gossip dan kupasan yang bakal dikeluarkan. Mrasa!!! Mati lah mek!!!

SO, anyways, here is the sambungan  *MATI LA ENTRY SAMBUNG MENAMPAKKAN GAYA SIPENULIS SEBAGAI SEORANG YANG MALAS NAK SAMBUNG! Opps!

Tak lama selepas Mak Yahcha terima sms dari Mak Ruck kat hp 3G dia itiew (jeling kat Mak Senabel yang sentap bilamana 3G disebut, KAN!?), Mak Ruck datang lah ke persidangan mak cik mak cik di beranda itiew... datang catwalk lintang pukang nih, dengan mukanye naik jerawat seketul bakkk sebab makan itiew buboq apa tah - curlast! Tua² dosi senja pon mampu nak jerawat lagi? MEK SUJUD!

Mak Esah: Haaa... Ruck... cepat kau sampai...

Mak Ruck: Besa lah aku, kan ROCK? Oppps!

Mak Senabel: Ha, apa dia ko nak citer sangat tadi itiew?

Mak Yahcha: Mek tau, mesti pasai si Lijah ngan Osman kan? Mek sker mek sker!

Mak Ruck: Ho leyyy! Pasai tu la. Pasai sapa lagi tatau?

Mak Leha: *sambil buat muka* borrring...

Mak Senabel: Diam lah kau! Tannak amik tau, pi main zero point ngan cucu² hang!

Terus Mak Leha DQ lagi katanya... hiks! Anyways, bersambung...

Mak Ruck: Nih ha... aku nak citer kat hampa... pasai...

Belum sempat habis nih,

Mak Esah: Pasal Osman makan luaq kan? Kesian kat si Lijah kan u ols?

Mak Ruck: DINCH U OLS! Sapa cakap OSMAN yang makan luaq? Hampa tatau ka? Si LIJAH tu yang makan luaq u ols!

Serentak Mak Cik² berempat tu menjerit... "AIYOH!!! YER KE!?!?!? MOTIF!?"

Mak Ruck: Motifnya, takkan ko tak taw kot. Lijah kan ade fling dengan jantan lain. Kaedahnye namanye je nikah ngan si Osman, tapi, ADO? Nan ado katanya...

Mak Esah: Astaga! Apa kah itiew? Very der menjatuhkan lambang keperempuanan Malaysia katanya kan!?

Mak Yahcha: Yes u ols! Apa kes!? Ruck, sambung lah!

Mak Leha: Biaq mek yang sambung!

Mak Senabel: Motif kau? Kau tau citer ke?

Mak Leha: Sebab aku tau la aku nak sambung, hanjeng!

Mak Ruck: Yes Leha, mrasalah sambung. Mek nak picit jerawat mek nih sat... sapa ada compact powder tatau? Mek nak belek kat cermin bekas compact powder itiew...

Sambil Mak Ruck sebok dengan perihal jerawatnya itiew, Mak Leha membuka citer...

Mak Leha: Cam nih, yang korang tgk aku sentap bila korang cakap pasal Osman tadik tu, bukan apa. Spekulasi yang salah u ols. Tu yang mek sentap. Aku sebenarnye bukan terhegeh² kat Osman. Ew! Sorry neh. Mek sebenarnye dulu ada sesuatuh dengan si Lijah nye fling, itiew, si Dolah!

Again, serentak, tapi kali nih, Mak Ruck amek tempat Mak Leha dan menjerit sesama dengan Mak Esah, Mak Yahcha dan Mak Senabel... "WHAT!?"

Wah gitu! Curlast nih mak cik mak cik speaking London katanya kan. Hiks!

Mak Leha: Yes u ols! Osman si jongang juling tu dulu tasty kat mek ok. Mek pon melayan. Tapi yang mek sentap, lepas mek lite² layan dia, dia pi layan si Lijah bini org tu, APA KES!? Macam tadak pompuan lain dia nak layan? Mek kesian kat si Osman. Tu sebabnya mek pi layan dia jugak...

Mak Esah: KO LAGI keji Leha! Dah! Malas aku nak dgq dari hang sebab cerita tu akan nampakkan, hang la baik, depa jahat! DAH, Ruck, cepat sambung...

Mak Leha sambung DQ lagi. Hiks!

Mak Ruck, yang sambil dok picit jerawat dia tu pon, sambung...

Mak Ruck: Ok - so kisahnye, dngar kabare, Osman ngan Lijah nye umah tanggo dok bergoyang, yang si Dolah tu, haiii lah... tak mo give up nih dengan si Lijah. Lijah pulak melayan. Aku tak paham la u ols. Kalau si Osman makan luaq aku paham la jugak, laki. Ini BINI yang makan luaq, apa nak jadi?

Mak Yahcha: Jadinya, umah tangga Osman ngan Lijah goyah sebab si Lijah la, bukan la pasai si Osman? Opps! Salah info daaa...

Mak Senabel: Jadi kesahnye, haiii,... si Dolah tu mengacau umah tangga oghang la?

Mak Leha: Nyeh, pokok takkan bergoyang seorang dirs. Sama lah macam kes mek. Ade kah patut, Dolah tuduh mek terhegeh² kat dia? Dia pi habaq satu kampung nih. Masalahnya, kalau mek terhegeh² kat dia, dan dia tak melayan, tak der lahhhh jadi pa per antara aku ngan Dolah. Ini tak, siapa yang dok sms mek tengah² malam buta cakap AKU RINDUI MU? Sapa tatau yang ada masalah sikit rujuk kat aku? Aku rasa aku nih dipergunakan lah!

Mak Esah: Sama lah dengan si Osman itiew mek rase. Mek rase dia nikah dengan Lijah pon, kerna terpaksa. Tapi kalau betul la Osman sayangkan Lijah, haai... KESIAN

Mak Ruck: Itu lah. Aku kesian kat Osman sebenarnye. Dgr kabar, Lijah dengan si Dolah, berfling mling EVEN before Lijah nikah ngan Osman, sundal! APA KES!?

Mak Senabel: Aku tak paham la. Kenapa perlu nikah dengan si Osman kalau dah terhegeh² cinta kemaruk bagai dengan si Dolah?

Mak Leha: SEBABNYA, si Dolah tu dinch mampu berkomitment u ols! Dasar budaklakimain², pemain, cam tu ler! Dinch mampu ok dia nak terikat dengan sorang, kalau dah kelapaq kat semua!

Mak Yahcha: Ahhh so neyyy! Sesuaiii lah dengan si Lijah tu. Tapi mangsa keadaan skarang nih sapa?

Mak Leha: MEK LAH!

Mak Ruck: HEY binatang! Ini citer bukan pasal kau!

Mak Esah: Yes u ols! Sikit² kau jer Leha, cantik ke kau!?

Mak Senabel: HEY! Sudah sudah! Jgn nak memekak sinik! Menjawab soalan si Yahcha, mek rase, OSMAN yang mek kesiankan as dia la mangsa keadaan sebenarnye, dalam kes Osman, Lijah dan Dolah lah kan.... Leha, remember, this is not about you, sebab tu aku tak sebut nama kau, ok noq?

Mak Leha teruskan perjuangan DQnya... lalu berkata...

Mak Leha: Tarkik la siapa punye salah or mangsa keadaan. Yang penting, ini membuktikan, bahawasanya, berkawin nikah tu, belom tentu menjamin kebahagian hakiki katanya, KAN!? Jgn percaya sangat si pada apa yang dikatakan partner kita tu. Silap hari bulan, INI LAH jadiknya!

Mak Senabel: Ya betolll!!! Mek setujs sekals! Mek rase, the term, happily ever after tu, berlaku, bila kau bebetul bahagia SAMPAI ke akhir nyawa kau, dan dibawa ke alam satu lagi, tul tak?

Mak Esah: Yes u ols! Mek setuju also. Kaedahnye, dalam kes nih, nak salahkan Dolah 100% pon dinch bols katanya, kan? Mrasalah Lijah also salah, KAN!?

Mak Yahcha: Yang penting, sesudah mek dgr citer nih, mek have 4 words to say... "I Couldn't Be Bothered" lah... biar lah hidup depa, walaupun aku kesian kat si Osman...

Mak Esah: Curlast ko kan speaking! Tak bothered ley? Kalau tak bothered, dari mula tadi ko dah tannak layan, KAN!?

Mak Leha: Pa per jer la korang nih. Mek lapaq. LETS MAKAN!?

Sambil depa makan, bersambung lah sessi umpat mengumpat sesama depa pasal orang tu la, orang ini la, pasal bende tu la, bende nih la... memacam lah. Tapi disini yer peeps, mek nak cakapkan sesuatu...

Never, I say, NEVER, sangkakan, air yang tenang itiew, dinch ado boyanya... ok?

Erm... ade lagi ke nak tambah? Hmmm...

WORLD PEACE... kerana keamanan dunia tidak akan merugikan sesiapa dan air yang jugak membuatkan dunia ini berputar, juga tidak akan kekeringan,
Thank You...

MATI LA JAWAPAN Miss Bimbo X 2 kali dalam satu event! LARIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!







Posted at 11:06:34 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Become A Member of www.lealaurielle.com - HOW?


In this entry, me will tell u ols how to actually register for this members area thingie - MATI LA entry panduan lagi, kan? Mrasalah 5thE kau komen pepanjang lagi selepas mengambil panduan dan iktibar, KAN? HEHEHE

1stly, gi ke www.lealaurielle.com, click masuk sampai ke www.lealaurielle.com/index2.html itiew...

Then nampak ini dak???



Click kat JOIN kalu u ols org baru nak join, or else, those yang dosi jadik members, just click LOGIN. Hiks!

Once click kat JOIN tu (we'll talk about this la kan since topic entry nih for those yang nak join jadik members, kan? Hiks!), u ols akan diminta utk register. Mrasalah isi kotak² itiew dengan details yang diperlukan...


NOTE: For password tu, please fill in ur desired password. Leave blank to auto-generate the password for u tu, not advisable la kot. Susah kang dia kasik password berbelit2, dahhh nak kena tukar pulak after that, KAN? Hhehehe...

And then, lepas dah click kat NEW USER, u ols will be redirected to the next page, asking you to double check and confirm the details yang u ols dah completed kan itiew. Kalau ade salah, click GO BACK. Kalau dosi betoi, mrasalah click FINISH!

Once clicked FINISHED, please wait to a max of 48hours (MAX yer, bukan MINIMUM!) for us, the Admins to check and approve ke x approve ke ape ke ur applications. Tapi mrasalah everyone mek akan click APPROVE jer. Yang tak approve tu, kot², ade la sorang dua yang mek ANTI, so mrasalah ko dapat rejection email, kan!? HIKS!

After mek dosi approved, you will receive an email from apek@lealaurielle.com regarding your registration itiew. And in that email, ade link for you to activate your accound. Click on in, and mrasalah terus boleh login.

NOTE:
1. Please check your JUNK/ BULK folder if the email is not in your Inbox when tibanya 48hours. Mesti sampai nye lah email tu, be it di approved kan ke, or tak diapprovekan ke ape ke - UNLESS korang kasik email salah! Hehehe... Remember, check INBOX/ JUNK/ BULK folder, ok?

2. Please KEEP that email; as it contains your LOGIN and PASSWORD id bagai. Kang kalau terlupa ke ape ke, SENANG... kan?

Its that easy, KAN!? So, mrasalah!!!

NOTE: (note laaaaaaaaagik katanya...)
1. Kalau ade any questions, requests, or comments ke ape ke regarding this, IF u're a registered member, sila lah buat dalam FORUMS or Contact Us tu. IF u're not a member, mrasalah ajukan semuanya DI KOMEN AREA ENTRY INI, ok?

2. AVATAR for Forummers, ado problems sikit. Apek and I will work on it ASAP

3. Page www.lealaurielle.com/index2.html tu, kat buttons JOIN or LOGIN tu MAYBE ade problem sikit. That won't be long, nanti kami fixkan also!

4. Sekiranye u ols ade Feedback nak kasik, or nak add photos, or nak recommend site nih, or nak submit any reviews, stories, or weblinks, even mp3s yang nak disharekan disini, mrasalah! As a member, you ols bukan saja boleh receive, but also leh give and share with others... :)





Selamat RONDA² at Members Area of www.lealaurielle.com!!! MRAAASSSA!






Posted at 2:16:51 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




www.lealaurielle.com MEMBERS AREA - An invitation to all!!!


Hey peeps!

FINALLY - My website's “Members Area” is now ready and active! It is with greatest pleasure that I invite you to become a member, to this special feature brought to you by my very own website, at www.lealaurielle.com!

As a registered user you can:

Post comments with your name
Send news with your name
Have a personal box in the Home
Select how many news you want in the Home
Customize the comments
Select different themes
Access to Feedback
Access to Forums
Access to Blog
Access to Members List
Access to Private Messages
Access to Reviews
Access to Search
Access to Stories Archive
Access to Surveys
Access to Web Links
Access to Photo Gallery
Access to Logout
Access to User's Custom Box
Access to Survey
Access to Story of Today
Create your own Journal
Some other cool stuffs...

Register Now! It's Free!
(Worry not – your personal infos and datas will not be published and distributed)

So… why wait??? Click at the "JOIN" button link at WWW.LEALAURIELLE.COM to join in now and be part of this exciting community!!!






Posted at 2:29:50 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, June 05, 2006

Subjek: Geran Kereta ; Kes: HILANG!


MENANGIS lahaiiiii menangis!!! *Tapi tak pengsan yer... harap maklum. Hiks!

Lebey kurang kui 10 pagi tadiks, kaedahnye Bigbossdaddy telah bertanya... (nih scene kat office tawww!)

Bigbossdaddy: Road tax BM mati bila?
Mek: Bulan depan...
Bigbossdaddy: Kenari?
Mek: Bulan depan jugak...
Bigbossdaddy: Haiiishhh! Pandai² ja cakap bulan depan nohhh! Pi check dan tgk bebetul!

Normally when dia dah cakap cam tu, tau la mek yang salah, KAN? Hiks!

Mek: Wooopps! Bulan nih... 13 haribulan...
Bigbossdaddy: Ha... tu dia... minggu depan ja kan? Lekaih pi suruhhh... *belom sempat dia nak habiskan ayat, mek dosi getek pi menyambung...
Mek: Takpa takpa. This year org nak buat sendiri la renewal tu... ok Pak?
Bigbossdaddy: Gerannya mana?
Mek: Ada kat Bank la kan?
Bigbossdaddy: Taktau?

Hmmmm... mula la mek cuak sat. Geran tu ada kat mek ke, ade kat Bank? Hurmmm... tapi Kenari tu still under finance, surely Bank simpan yang ori, kan? Sebab yang ado kat mek nih ha yang photocopy, beserta dengan Hire Purchase documents and stuffs yang mek simpan elok² sekali dalam satu file lutsinar (lutsinar tu see-through/ clear holder, KAN?) Hiks! So tak pa la. Surely ade at Bank la tu. So sambil tu, mek pon sambung la buat keje dan chatting kat TB, dan sebok tanye² si Belle pasal issue geran kereta tu.

Tapikan, hati mek macam tak syiok jer. Terus lantas mek called bank Mualamat, nak tanya pasal geran kerets mek itiew. NAH! That's it! Cakapnya NAN ADO! 15th April 2005, geran telah dikeluarkan katanya dan never di-return-kan. THAT'S IT! Haves lah! Mula la mek cuak! Serious u ols! Tak caye, tanye Belle, Volks - berkali² mek nelefon diaorangs! Sedey! Tapi mek feeling² macam mek pernah nampak geran tu, somewhere, tapi dimana tatau!?

Ok lah - cut things short - Geran mek, setelah mek punggah satu office, dan jugak lari balik ke rumah, carik geledah satu bilik mek, semua laci, almari bagai mek selongkar, nan ado katanye - jadi, dengan itiew, maka diisytiharkan lah, geran kerets mek, HILANG! Aiyoh! U ols patut tgk raut wajah mek. Cam gampang! Tau tau jer lah bile bende hilang, that's it lar. Muka pon terus jadik toek, the day turned to be so cib*i!!! Benci sangat! WHY!? WHY la jadik cam nih!?

Mek pasti mek tak kuarkan geran tu last year. Last year yang renewkan roadtax dan insurance kerets mek tu, was assistant bigbossdaddy. Bile mek tanya dia, dia cakap dia dapat geran tu dari bigbossdaddy dan dia yang renewkan, dan lepas tu, dia cakap, dia pulangkan kat mek! HEY!? Pulangkan kat mek?! ABIS KENAPA dalam file tu ado photocopy sajork, WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?! Mana pi geran mek tu!? Dan yang penting, bank pon tak pulak called me up tanye pasal geran kereta tu tak dipulang²kan, dan SETAHUN katanya. Mek telephone, memula cakap "... patutnya ade kat kami la sebab ur car still under financing kan...". Pastu tup tup, NAH! Called balik cakap..."TAK DER la geran tu kat kami... dikeluarkan 15th April 2005, dan tak dipulang²kan..." HANJENG SANGAT! Mek yang dah start cuak tu, DINCH BERANI ok nak tanya bigbossdaddy, walaupun si Belle dosi asked me to tanyakan org tua mek tu. KO NAK MAMPOS!? Kalau betul geran ori tu ade kat mek, dan mek hilangkan, NANGIS OK NANGIS kena sembelih dengan bigbossdaddy itiew!

So cut things short lagi (mati la cakap jer short tapi haram tak short short pon!)... mek terpaksa lah buat apa yang sepatutnye dilakukan tatkala bile bebende cam nih berlaku. 1st, mek pi la itiew JPJ katanya in Mergong - tanya apa nak kena buat and what not, walaupun Zack Puteera70 dosi kasik some hints apo nak kena buat, tapi still, kena la pi tanya JPJ utk lebih tepat kan. Then, lepas dosi dapatkan maklumat, mek perlu gi ke nearest balai polis, nak buat aduan / laporan kehilangan geran kereta tu. Oits! Mek baru prasan - SUNGGUH TAK BANYAK BALAI POLIS in BANDARAYA AS, kan!? Crime scene addinch ado ka? Selamat dan sejahtera sangat leyyy sampai Balai Polis pon mek tak sure kat mana ado sebab NAN ADO katanya! Alih² terpaksa lah mek pi ke HQ nye di... di... apatah nama jalan tu? Ahhh whatever lah kan...


ONE STOP CENTRE katanya...

Mek sampai kat ONE STOP Police Station katanya at 12pm plus² la. Tunggu punya tunggu, lama la jugak, baru lah dapat nak buat report. Yang mengamil reportnye tu, dah la kertu, getek, type slow nak mampus report tu, dah tu, siap sempat carut nih!

Dia waktu nak buat report tu, tanya la geran kereta jenis apa? Mek jawab la kereta persendirian. Then dia tanya, JENIS apa? Mek gaya nak jawab jer dia dosi jawab... "BMW? Mercedes? Volvo?" Aiyoh! Perlu ke laser? Terus mek jawab. "Dak aihh, Kenari buruk jer..." Then u ols tau apa polis kertu tu cakap? "Aih, kata manager syarikat pelancongan? Takkan bawak Kenari je?" Hahah pastu, ha, kau, nak kekwat sngt kan? TERUS MEK JAWAB..."Tak lah, Kenari tu kereta saya pi pasar ja. Saya pi pejabat and meeting semua bawak BMW saya..." Ha terus diam. Hanjeng! Mek dah la tensi geran hilang, mai pulak bangang tu buat aku lebih tensi. Arrrrrrrrrgh!


Mek curik² snappy² dalam balai police tu, ok kan? Hiks!

Pastu, dah habis buat report semua... "Adik mai balik pukui 2... ambik salinan report dan bayaq...". HA!? Pukul 2!?!? Now dosi kul 1.15pm... cannot take there and then meh?... "Tak boleh. Waktu collect report hanya dari pukul 8pg sampai 12tghari, dan 2ptg sampai 4ptg... adik pi la makan dulu ka apa ka..." HANJENG! 1/2 jam!? Mek nak buat apa tatau!? Ghugi masa ja! Terus mek pusing² satu Loq Staq sambil bergayut telephone dengan si Belle tu. Haiii la Belle, what will I do without your number? Opps! Hehehe...

So, lepas tu, pi la amik report dan bayaq RM2 for it. Yang cilaks nye, nak buat report pun tunggu setengah jam lebih, nak amik report tu ponnn, mak aihhh! Yang dok belakang kaunter tu, VERY DER LEMBAB SEKALS! Time² mek nak rush pi buat geran tu cepat², time² tu laaaaa counter-girl tu nak buat lemah gemalai! HEY! Mek tak pandang u ols, OK! So cepat lah! Giittuuu jerits hati kecilkiew. Hiks!

So selepas dah selesai kat polis station tu, mek terus ke PUSPAKOM. Mek budget² dinch ramai org; well, at least, tak lah seramai yang kat area Wangsa Maju? Eh? Jalan ape tah kat KL dulu tu mek penah pegi sekali tu. Ha... guess what? Walaupun memang dinch ramai, tapi again, lembab sekals dan aiyoh! MEK TAK TAHAN LAH! JPJ tu dah la tutup at 4.15pm. Waktu mek sampai Puspakom tu, dosi kul 2.30pm. Katanya 1 hour baru siap inspections semua utk diaorang sahkan kerets tu ori dan mengikuti piawaian bagai semua, so that JPJ boleh keluarkan geran kegheta baghu. Tu yang kena pi amik police report tu. Sebab in order for Puspakom nak buat inspection tu, depa nak kena tgk geran ori. Dan since geran ori nan ado katanya, mrasalah police report, KAN? So tak pa la.

Sejam di Puspakom tu, ade la sorang dua abang² inspections yang candiew. Melerts sundal, tapi biasa lah, mood nak flirt² nan ado katanya - so mrasalah hanya mengambil snappy² clean pics sajork, no pics² avang² bergreesy oily bagai tu. Hhehehehe... Lama la jugak SEJAM tu mek rasa. Sempat mek habiskan 5 batang rokok - TENSI la katanya. Hiks!





So lepas dah settle semua, bayo RM40 utk semua inspections, and checking and what not, terus mek ke JPJ. Sampai JPJ, parkir, jalan pantas masuk JPJ,... sampai ke counter, tanya pasal nak issue geran kereta baghu, si mamat counter tu suruh mek pi amik form kat luaq pulak dah, kat sebelah kedai photostat? Ape tah? So pi la amik. And waktu amik tu, org tu mintak IC mek, cakap nak copy. NAH! IC pulak dah tertinggal kat PUSPAKOM! Hish! Apa lah nasib mek hari nih tatau!? Dahhhh bergegas drive cam pelesit pi ke Puspakom tu pulak dah. Amik ic, pastu pecut pi balik JPJ. By the time sampai ke JPJ, lari masuk ke dalam, to find out mek tertinggal wallet dalam kereta pulak dah. Lari keluar pi ke kawasan parking kerets pulak, amik la wallet, lari pi dalam. Nak photostat IC, tetengok, LAH! Mana IC tatau!? Tinggai dalam kereta also. Tadik amik IC dari Puspakom, mek tak masukkan dalam wallet. Mek letak ataih seat. HISH! LARI PECUT LAGI pi ke kereta. Then amik, make sure kali nih semua dosi ado ditangan mek, then LARI LAGI pi ke building JPJ tu nak photostat IC and then baru masuk ke dalam pejabat counter² tu semua, nak isikan borang tadii tu, 2 copies. Time mengisi borang tu, haiyoh - PELUH kat dahi jendul mek nih, JANGAN LA DITANYA! Menitis² nitik² sundal! Haiyoh! Mau nye hilang 5kilo tadik dok pi mai pi mai lari pi balik semua! Hiks! AFTER that BARU leh amik nombor giliran katanya. By that time, dosi kul 4.05pm. And waktu tu, serving 6131, mek punye number giliran, 6169. Sempat dak tatau sebelum kul 4.15pm?


Waktu nih dosi kurang dah siket menusia... hmmm. Abang yang baru nak bangun nak berjalan menuju ke kaunter tu, taste. OPPS!

Alhamdulillah... sempat jugak number mek dipanggei ke counter. TAPI... check punya check, bukan salah tang memana; cuma incomplete katanya...

Zarina: Cik kena ada surat dari Bank utk memberi kebenaran kami issuekan geran kereta baru, menggantikan yang asai, yang hilang tu. So encik pi bank, mintak surat tu, esok mai lain, ok?

TIME TU MEK RASA NAK NANGIS SANGAT² DAH! Macam, GAWD! Penat satu hari aku kehulur kehilir bagai, itu ini I had to go through - and alih²!? Nak kena ada surat dari bank!? Kenapa tadik waktu awai² mek pi JPJ tanya, depa tak habaq!? WHY WHY WHY didn't anyone tell me? Yang mek nak nangis DQ tu sebenarnya bukan lah sangat pasal penat bagai tu - MASALAHNYA cam mana nak break the news to bigbossdaddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATI LA AKU!

Balik ke pejabat dulu lepas dari JPJ tu; sebab nak pi bank pun, bank dosi tutup katanya. Called si Puan Azah kat Muamalat tu, disuruhnya mek mai first thing esok pagi. Hmmm... balik la office dulu - kang balik umah, mek belom ready nak break the news. Mek dok ingat takmo nak habaq pa per, sampai geran dosi keluaq. Tapi since dinch dapat dikeluarkan atas sebab surat from bank belom mek perolehi, then, *sigh* mek terpaksa la break the news. Tapi HOW!? Tapi sebelum tu, sempat sekali lagi mek ponggah kan office mek tu, carik lah kot² TERJUMPA, kan? Tak cukup dengan tu, balik umah, punggah again bilik mek tu! NAN ADO katanya. So what to do, nak tak nak...kena lah jugak break the news...

Mek: Bapaaaakk... *ade that slight lenggok manja siket²; which to my parents, kalau anak² depa buat lenggok tu, either ade berita gumbiras nak habaq (which selalunye JARANG berlaku) OR, nak habaq bende / berita buruks or nak mintak something... hehehe)
Bigbossdaddy: Ha? Mana pi satu hari? Hilang ja...

Bapak mek sebut HILANG je, mek dah telan air liur...

Mek: Erm, speaking abouutt... *belom sempat mek nak habiskan ayat mek, mummy kuar (waktu nih scene kat laman orchids belakang umah kitaorang itiew... where daddy was there, with me, then mummy came out from the house...*
Mummy: Ha... dah balik dah? Tu, ataih meja dining tu, mama dah letak geran kereta BM, Kenari - bapak habaq tadik kata nak pi buat sendiri renew roadtax dan insurance, kan?

NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT! It's with mummy rupanya!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ASTAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!







Posted at 11:59:10 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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