MENANGIS lahaiiiii menangis!!! *Tapi tak pengsan yer... harap maklum. Hiks!

Lebey kurang kui 10 pagi tadiks, kaedahnye Bigbossdaddy telah bertanya... (nih scene kat office tawww!)

Bigbossdaddy: Road tax BM mati bila?
Mek: Bulan depan...
Bigbossdaddy: Kenari?
Mek: Bulan depan jugak...
Bigbossdaddy: Haiiishhh! Pandai² ja cakap bulan depan nohhh! Pi check dan tgk bebetul!

Normally when dia dah cakap cam tu, tau la mek yang salah, KAN? Hiks!

Mek: Wooopps! Bulan nih... 13 haribulan...
Bigbossdaddy: Ha... tu dia... minggu depan ja kan? Lekaih pi suruhhh... *belom sempat dia nak habiskan ayat, mek dosi getek pi menyambung...
Mek: Takpa takpa. This year org nak buat sendiri la renewal tu... ok Pak?
Bigbossdaddy: Gerannya mana?
Mek: Ada kat Bank la kan?
Bigbossdaddy: Taktau?

Hmmmm... mula la mek cuak sat. Geran tu ada kat mek ke, ade kat Bank? Hurmmm... tapi Kenari tu still under finance, surely Bank simpan yang ori, kan? Sebab yang ado kat mek nih ha yang photocopy, beserta dengan Hire Purchase documents and stuffs yang mek simpan elok² sekali dalam satu file lutsinar (lutsinar tu see-through/ clear holder, KAN?) Hiks! So tak pa la. Surely ade at Bank la tu. So sambil tu, mek pon sambung la buat keje dan chatting kat TB, dan sebok tanye² si Belle pasal issue geran kereta tu.

Tapikan, hati mek macam tak syiok jer. Terus lantas mek called bank Mualamat, nak tanya pasal geran kerets mek itiew. NAH! That's it! Cakapnya NAN ADO! 15th April 2005, geran telah dikeluarkan katanya dan never di-return-kan. THAT'S IT! Haves lah! Mula la mek cuak! Serious u ols! Tak caye, tanye Belle, Volks - berkali² mek nelefon diaorangs! Sedey! Tapi mek feeling² macam mek pernah nampak geran tu, somewhere, tapi dimana tatau!?

Ok lah - cut things short - Geran mek, setelah mek punggah satu office, dan jugak lari balik ke rumah, carik geledah satu bilik mek, semua laci, almari bagai mek selongkar, nan ado katanye - jadi, dengan itiew, maka diisytiharkan lah, geran kerets mek, HILANG! Aiyoh! U ols patut tgk raut wajah mek. Cam gampang! Tau tau jer lah bile bende hilang, that's it lar. Muka pon terus jadik toek, the day turned to be so cib*i!!! Benci sangat! WHY!? WHY la jadik cam nih!?

Mek pasti mek tak kuarkan geran tu last year. Last year yang renewkan roadtax dan insurance kerets mek tu, was assistant bigbossdaddy. Bile mek tanya dia, dia cakap dia dapat geran tu dari bigbossdaddy dan dia yang renewkan, dan lepas tu, dia cakap, dia pulangkan kat mek! HEY!? Pulangkan kat mek?! ABIS KENAPA dalam file tu ado photocopy sajork, WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?! Mana pi geran mek tu!? Dan yang penting, bank pon tak pulak called me up tanye pasal geran kereta tu tak dipulang²kan, dan SETAHUN katanya. Mek telephone, memula cakap "... patutnya ade kat kami la sebab ur car still under financing kan...". Pastu tup tup, NAH! Called balik cakap..."TAK DER la geran tu kat kami... dikeluarkan 15th April 2005, dan tak dipulang²kan..." HANJENG SANGAT! Mek yang dah start cuak tu, DINCH BERANI ok nak tanya bigbossdaddy, walaupun si Belle dosi asked me to tanyakan org tua mek tu. KO NAK MAMPOS!? Kalau betul geran ori tu ade kat mek, dan mek hilangkan, NANGIS OK NANGIS kena sembelih dengan bigbossdaddy itiew!

So cut things short lagi (mati la cakap jer short tapi haram tak short short pon!)... mek terpaksa lah buat apa yang sepatutnye dilakukan tatkala bile bebende cam nih berlaku. 1st, mek pi la itiew JPJ katanya in Mergong - tanya apa nak kena buat and what not, walaupun Zack Puteera70 dosi kasik some hints apo nak kena buat, tapi still, kena la pi tanya JPJ utk lebih tepat kan. Then, lepas dosi dapatkan maklumat, mek perlu gi ke nearest balai polis, nak buat aduan / laporan kehilangan geran kereta tu. Oits! Mek baru prasan - SUNGGUH TAK BANYAK BALAI POLIS in BANDARAYA AS, kan!? Crime scene addinch ado ka? Selamat dan sejahtera sangat leyyy sampai Balai Polis pon mek tak sure kat mana ado sebab NAN ADO katanya! Alih² terpaksa lah mek pi ke HQ nye di... di... apatah nama jalan tu? Ahhh whatever lah kan...

Mek sampai kat ONE STOP Police Station katanya at 12pm plus² la. Tunggu punya tunggu, lama la jugak, baru lah dapat nak buat report. Yang mengamil reportnye tu, dah la kertu, getek, type slow nak mampus report tu, dah tu, siap sempat carut nih!

Dia waktu nak buat report tu, tanya la geran kereta jenis apa? Mek jawab la kereta persendirian. Then dia tanya, JENIS apa? Mek gaya nak jawab jer dia dosi jawab... "BMW? Mercedes? Volvo?" Aiyoh! Perlu ke laser? Terus mek jawab. "Dak aihh, Kenari buruk jer..." Then u ols tau apa polis kertu tu cakap? "Aih, kata manager syarikat pelancongan? Takkan bawak Kenari je?" Hahah pastu, ha, kau, nak kekwat sngt kan? TERUS MEK JAWAB..."Tak lah, Kenari tu kereta saya pi pasar ja. Saya pi pejabat and meeting semua bawak BMW saya..." Ha terus diam. Hanjeng! Mek dah la tensi geran hilang, mai pulak bangang tu buat aku lebih tensi. Arrrrrrrrrgh!


Pastu, dah habis buat report semua... "Adik mai balik pukui 2... ambik salinan report dan bayaq...". HA!? Pukul 2!?!? Now dosi kul 1.15pm... cannot take there and then meh?... "Tak boleh. Waktu collect report hanya dari pukul 8pg sampai 12tghari, dan 2ptg sampai 4ptg... adik pi la makan dulu ka apa ka..." HANJENG! 1/2 jam!? Mek nak buat apa tatau!? Ghugi masa ja! Terus mek pusing² satu Loq Staq sambil bergayut telephone dengan si Belle tu. Haiii la Belle, what will I do without your number? Opps! Hehehe...

So, lepas tu, pi la amik report dan bayaq RM2 for it. Yang cilaks nye, nak buat report pun tunggu setengah jam lebih, nak amik report tu ponnn, mak aihhh! Yang dok belakang kaunter tu, VERY DER LEMBAB SEKALS! Time² mek nak rush pi buat geran tu cepat², time² tu laaaaa counter-girl tu nak buat lemah gemalai! HEY! Mek tak pandang u ols, OK! So cepat lah! Giittuuu jerits hati kecilkiew. Hiks!

So selepas dah selesai kat polis station tu, mek terus ke PUSPAKOM. Mek budget² dinch ramai org; well, at least, tak lah seramai yang kat area Wangsa Maju? Eh? Jalan ape tah kat KL dulu tu mek penah pegi sekali tu. Ha... guess what? Walaupun memang dinch ramai, tapi again, lembab sekals dan aiyoh! MEK TAK TAHAN LAH! JPJ tu dah la tutup at 4.15pm. Waktu mek sampai Puspakom tu, dosi kul 2.30pm. Katanya 1 hour baru siap inspections semua utk diaorang sahkan kerets tu ori dan mengikuti piawaian bagai semua, so that JPJ boleh keluarkan geran kegheta baghu. Tu yang kena pi amik police report tu. Sebab in order for Puspakom nak buat inspection tu, depa nak kena tgk geran ori. Dan since geran ori nan ado katanya, mrasalah police report, KAN? So tak pa la.

Sejam di Puspakom tu, ade la sorang dua abang² inspections yang candiew. Melerts sundal, tapi biasa lah, mood nak flirt² nan ado katanya - so mrasalah hanya mengambil snappy² clean pics sajork, no pics² avang² bergreesy oily bagai tu. Hhehehehe... Lama la jugak SEJAM tu mek rasa. Sempat mek habiskan 5 batang rokok - TENSI la katanya. Hiks!



So lepas dah settle semua, bayo RM40 utk semua inspections, and checking and what not, terus mek ke JPJ. Sampai JPJ, parkir, jalan pantas masuk JPJ,... sampai ke counter, tanya pasal nak issue geran kereta baghu, si mamat counter tu suruh mek pi amik form kat luaq pulak dah, kat sebelah kedai photostat? Ape tah? So pi la amik. And waktu amik tu, org tu mintak IC mek, cakap nak copy. NAH! IC pulak dah tertinggal kat PUSPAKOM! Hish! Apa lah nasib mek hari nih tatau!? Dahhhh bergegas drive cam pelesit pi ke Puspakom tu pulak dah. Amik ic, pastu pecut pi balik JPJ. By the time sampai ke JPJ, lari masuk ke dalam, to find out mek tertinggal wallet dalam kereta pulak dah. Lari keluar pi ke kawasan parking kerets pulak, amik la wallet, lari pi dalam. Nak photostat IC, tetengok, LAH! Mana IC tatau!? Tinggai dalam kereta also. Tadik amik IC dari Puspakom, mek tak masukkan dalam wallet. Mek letak ataih seat. HISH! LARI PECUT LAGI pi ke kereta. Then amik, make sure kali nih semua dosi ado ditangan mek, then LARI LAGI pi ke building JPJ tu nak photostat IC and then baru masuk ke dalam pejabat counter² tu semua, nak isikan borang tadii tu, 2 copies. Time mengisi borang tu, haiyoh - PELUH kat dahi jendul mek nih, JANGAN LA DITANYA! Menitis² nitik² sundal! Haiyoh! Mau nye hilang 5kilo tadik dok pi mai pi mai lari pi balik semua! Hiks! AFTER that BARU leh amik nombor giliran katanya. By that time, dosi kul 4.05pm. And waktu tu, serving 6131, mek punye number giliran, 6169. Sempat dak tatau sebelum kul 4.15pm?

Alhamdulillah... sempat jugak number mek dipanggei ke counter. TAPI... check punya check, bukan salah tang memana; cuma incomplete katanya...

Zarina: Cik kena ada surat dari Bank utk memberi kebenaran kami issuekan geran kereta baru, menggantikan yang asai, yang hilang tu. So encik pi bank, mintak surat tu, esok mai lain, ok?

TIME TU MEK RASA NAK NANGIS SANGAT² DAH! Macam, GAWD! Penat satu hari aku kehulur kehilir bagai, itu ini I had to go through - and alih²!? Nak kena ada surat dari bank!? Kenapa tadik waktu awai² mek pi JPJ tanya, depa tak habaq!? WHY WHY WHY didn't anyone tell me? Yang mek nak nangis DQ tu sebenarnya bukan lah sangat pasal penat bagai tu - MASALAHNYA cam mana nak break the news to bigbossdaddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATI LA AKU!

Balik ke pejabat dulu lepas dari JPJ tu; sebab nak pi bank pun, bank dosi tutup katanya. Called si Puan Azah kat Muamalat tu, disuruhnya mek mai first thing esok pagi. Hmmm... balik la office dulu - kang balik umah, mek belom ready nak break the news. Mek dok ingat takmo nak habaq pa per, sampai geran dosi keluaq. Tapi since dinch dapat dikeluarkan atas sebab surat from bank belom mek perolehi, then, *sigh* mek terpaksa la break the news. Tapi HOW!? Tapi sebelum tu, sempat sekali lagi mek ponggah kan office mek tu, carik lah kot² TERJUMPA, kan? Tak cukup dengan tu, balik umah, punggah again bilik mek tu! NAN ADO katanya. So what to do, nak tak nak...kena lah jugak break the news...

Mek: Bapaaaakk... *ade that slight lenggok manja siket²; which to my parents, kalau anak² depa buat lenggok tu, either ade berita gumbiras nak habaq (which selalunye JARANG berlaku) OR, nak habaq bende / berita buruks or nak mintak something... hehehe)
Bigbossdaddy: Ha? Mana pi satu hari? Hilang ja...

Bapak mek sebut HILANG je, mek dah telan air liur...

Mek: Erm, speaking abouutt... *belom sempat mek nak habiskan ayat mek, mummy kuar (waktu nih scene kat laman orchids belakang umah kitaorang itiew... where daddy was there, with me, then mummy came out from the house...*
Mummy: Ha... dah balik dah? Tu, ataih meja dining tu, mama dah letak geran kereta BM, Kenari - bapak habaq tadik kata nak pi buat sendiri renew roadtax dan insurance, kan?

Handphone Nokia 6111 ku berbunyi tiba²... berbunyi deringan SMS... "Sapa pulak dah nih..." - cetus hati kecilku... giiittu! Macam nak tulis cerpen lak dah! *mati la mek baru tau, CERPEN tu ialah CERita PENdek. Hiks! So anyways, mek time tu mek tgh sebok nak publish entry review concert AF4 week 1 tu ler...


Katanya dari Yazrie2. Why ado 2? Sebab dia ado 2 lines la that's why! Ish! Hiks! Anyways, mujurlah mek dosi siap published entry Concert 1 AF4 tu. Dan since PC mek buat ragam, ie ADSL Light mek dinch ado, dinch blinking dan bagai - terus mek OFF segala pc bagai semua dan pi nengok siaran ulangan Miss USA 2006 (original show was on 21st April, 2006) itiew. Thanks Yaz! Hiks!

So anyways, by the time mek nengok, the show dosi started dan dosi calling top 15 semifinalists sudah. Owh well, nuthing much lah yang mek missed pong. Awai² tu sure bohsan - I wonder ade dak one by one introductions? I don't think so. Hiks!

Depa kan la nih dok ubah stylo show tu yang ala² perlu menuju ke abad terkini, so dinch ado state-costume/ national costume intro bagai like they used to tu, kan? Tah lah u ols. Mek rase, kalau nan ado tunjuk state costume or national costume during intro round, rase macam dinch grand, KAN? Hehehe...

So anyways, sebelum mek go into details sapo dapat top 15 semifinalist, lets meet siapo the 2 hosts dan 2 commentators for that nights' pageant.

Drew Lachey - Sapa dia tatau? Adik Nick Lachey ke?
Nancy O'Dell - U ols, mek ingat dia nih model mana tatau. Tinggi sekals! Ke Drew tu yang katek? Hmmmm...

And the 2 commentators were:

Carson Kressley of Bravo's "Queer Eye" - mek lebih prefer ponen nih yang hostkan. Lawak sundelll dia nih! Mek sker dia - very der bersahaja.
Chelsea Cooley, the reigning Miss USA - Cantik lah dia nih, sweet sangat. Reminds me of Britney Spears, with smaller boobies and no blondie hair. Hiks!

The show was held live on April 21st, 2006... and it was a live telecast, broadcasted to the whole of the US and some other countries kot? And it was held kat The 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland.

Judgesnye siapo ek? "Celebrity Judges for the Pageant included: Olympic gold, silver, and bronze medalist Chad Hedrick; "Apprentice' regular and budding real estate developer, Donald Trump Jr.; shoe guru Steve Madden; NBC's "Passion's" star, James Hyde; "America's Next Top Model' winner and the new face of CoverGirl cosmetics, Nicole Linkletter; Super Bowl MVP, Hines Ward; television personality Jillian Barberie; and Vice President & General Manager - North America and Global Cosmetics, Procter and Gamble, Gina Drosos."

Stage concept - mek suker lah jugak, ala² bertangga² steps, levels and what not. Tapi mek dinch suka konsep yang bahagian depan stage ala² buat cam pelabuhan bagai itiew. DINCH! Hiks! Music and backstage lightings, aiyoh! MEK SKER! Sangat² suka!

Ok - moving on to the top 15 semifinalists (this is the part mek start nengok pong... hiks!)

1. Candace Allen, District of Columbia - Sweet...
2. Katee Stearns, Maine
3. Lauren Scyphers, Nevada
4. Tamiko Nash, California - My "Eyes on fav." to win!
5. Lisa Wilson, Georgia
6. Haleigh Stidham, Alabama
7. Stacy Offenberger, Ohio - Macam bini Andrea Agassi tu apa nama dia? Steffi Garf?
8. Cristin Duren, Florida
9. Lacie Lybrand, South Carolina
10. Lauren Lanning, Texas - Mek sker dia tapi ala² ade siket rupe kertu...
11. Leeann Tingley, Rhode Island
12. Brenna Sakas, Arizona
13. Catherine Warren, Illinois
14. Tara Conner, Kentucky - Aiyoh! She was 2001 Miss Teen Kentucky ok! Curlast!
15. Lauren Grissom, Tennessee - Sweet also! Mek like!

Lepas pemilihan top 15 semifinalists itiew, all 15 of them had to compete in the swimsuit category. Kaedahnye, mek noticed, ramai yang catwalk over lah. Mek dinch suka la catwalk² overdose, utk tayang tektek bagai, kan? Libas² rambut tu biasa la kot, tapi ade jugak contestants yang dinch mampu nak libas rambut. WHY? Sebab their hairs were like so nicely made ala² cam nak gi dinner bagai nih walhal hanya PPT (pose pose tektek katanya, KAN!? Motif bersiap dandan salah concept?) So anyways, mek had couple of selections yang mek rase very outstanding during the swimwear round. Tapi sayangnye, tak semua yang mek target tu managed to succeed into the final 10 cut.

And malam itiew, the final 10 were...

1. Lauren Lanning, Texas - Yes! Mek sker!
2. Tara Conner, Kentucky - So so la... sweet also...
3. Tamiko Nash, California - YES! Mek dah berguling² sker!
4. Haleigh Stidham, Alabama
5. Candace Allen, District of Columbia - Also favorite mek...
6. Lisa Wilson, Georgia - Something's like tak betul la siket dengan dia nye senyuman...
7. Stacy Offenberger, Ohio - Somethin' about her mek dinch suke. Kekwatly overconfi?
8. Cristin Duren, Florida - Owh I HATE the dress she wore for evening dress round...
9. Lacie Lybrand, South Carolina
10. Leeann Tingley, Rhode Island

And afterwards, my favorite part of every beauty contests, evening wear round... mrasalah nengok designs katanya, kan? Hiks! My favorite dresses would be:

• Miss Texas
• Miss California
• Miss District of Columbia
• Miss Georgia

Those four were my favs. Sayang no pics to justify 'em. Owh well... ok. So lepas evening dress, diaorang terus select top 5. Curlast nih... top 15, lawan tayang body during swimwear round. Top 10 pulak, lawan evening dress. Top 5 baru IQ. GRAND! Hehehehe...cam nih la IQP patut buat. Opps! Mati la verangs bley dapat top 5 ley? Mati la Lambang itiew! HEHEHEHE!

So anyways, dari top 10 tu, mek selected 5 favs mek and in the end, hanyo 2 sajork yang betul...

1. Miss Georgia - Hmmm... maybe sebab senyuman tak betul dan tektek meluak dia tu kot... and maybe sebab evening dress dia vast also la kot...
2. Miss Ohio - EWW! MEK TAK PAHAM! Very der ala² Miss GAGAH ok dia nih! Tennis player kot dia nih!? Dah tu - very der over confident! Matilah Miss K! Oppps!
3. Miss California - What a darling! Mek budget dia akan dapat lah...
4. Miss Kentucky - Owh well, blessed with her blond no-bimbo look, mek voted her in also...
5. Miss Florida - Second EWWW! Whatever happened to Miss Texas!!! Nangis!

And then, lepas dosi pilih top 5, sebelum ke final question session katanye, the contestant ala² diberi peluang utk berinteraksi, letting the judges and the crowd kenal diaorang dengan even better la kaedahnye. Yang penting, mek SANGAT benci Miss Ohio very OVER confident, kononnye dia masuk pageant tu sebab grandma dia sebelum meningg, ado pesan kat dia suruh masuk Miss USA sebab nenek dia bermimpi yang dia akan menang, ..."on this very stage, wearing the Miss USA crown..." - harrrrtuiiih! Feeling lah kau, kan!? The rest of the contestants, especially Calif and Kentuck, dua dua mek tabik spring - very relaxed. Georgia tetiber menampakkan persis Bimbo lak dah... dan Florida, what can I say - can't take the pressure tetiber jadik BLUR?

And then diaorang ke final q round, dimana they have to select judge yang nama² ado dalam bowl itiew, dan the judge will ask a question. Ala² IQP top 10 gittu, only this time, the judge sendiri yang ask, bukan host. HEHEHE die la Dina A Go Go buat mata mek terkebil², KAN? LOL!

Mek can't recall each and every one of the top 5 punye qs or answers but roughly yang mek ingat...

• Miss Ohio: If you could tell your younger self of the things you as an adult have to go through and don't want your younger self to go through, what would it be and why? (Something like that la kot...) DAN TANPA mem-pause sesaat or dua, TERUS dia jawab... "TO BREATHE... bla bla bla bla..." A very good answer I must say, TAPI TERLALU CONFIDENT. Addinch!
• Miss Kentucky: Do you think artists/ celebrities are being a good role models and gives good impacts / influences the younger genearations these days? Yes or No, and why? And she answered very relaxed, very, BERSAHAJA and bersembang type, like no pressure and what not. Mek tak ingat apa dia jawab, tapi dengan slang country dia tu, dia ade cakap something about celebrities these days boleh jadik good role model tapi ade kalanya depa over. Something like that la.
• Miss California: What is the thing that holds family together? And this beautiful black darling went and answered something like this..."Time is the essential key that holds families together, whether it is a family of 2 adults, or a family of 15 person - spending a lot of time together will let us be together and with that holds us never apart..." ala² lebih kurang cam tu la - crowd went wild! Mek sker!
• Miss Georgia: Mek tak ingat soalan dia, tapi dia tak jawab soalan. Soalan cakap pasal baju, dia jawab pasal kasut. Cam tu la lebih kureng. Hiks! Bimb! Oppps!
• Miss Florida: Ini mek kena kesian kat dia. Soalan dia mek rasa paliiing susah among the top 5. And oleh kerana dia blur maybe sebab nervous ke ape ke, terus LAIN jer yang dijawabnye, tapi masih dalam konteks soalan la, tak macam si Georgia itiew. Opps! Nih macam kes mek during IQP2006 top 10 sajork? HEHEHE pengsannnnn!

And then lepas tu, the reigning Miss USA 2005 did her final catwalk before nak serahkan crown. Dan yang penting, she nearly terjatuh ok during her catwalk. Must have been the dress. DUA KALI ok! Mujur she managed to control herself and the worried crowd. Hiks! Mek dok risau crown Mikimoto dia tu jer. Haiii, jatuh tu, bertempiaran leeyyy Jepun punye pearls and diamonds itiew. NANGIS! Hiks!

And so, finally, the results...

• 4th Runner-up: Cristin Duren, Florida <- MOTIF!?!?!?!?! Kesian dia ok! Mek still  rase sebabkan soalan susah tu buatkan dia cuak dan dia at least patut leh kalahkan that OHIO! Urgh!

• 3rd Runner-up: Stacy Offenberger, Ohio <- Mek melompat² kegumbiraan ok! Mati lah "... dreamed of getting crowned as MISS USA, tonight, on this stage... bla bla bla", KAN!?

• 2nd Runner-up: Lisa Wilson, Georgia <- DOUBLE Motif!?!?!?! Kaedahnye org cakap pasal baju, dan kau menyempang jawab KASUT, boleh dapat 2nd runner-up!?!?!

Dan so, my fav. two girls were up there as the final 2 candidates, running for the title of Miss USA 2006. Mek budget Calif, but then...

• 1st Runner-up: Tamiko Nash, California
• MISS USA 2006: Tara Conner, Kentucky

Aiyoh! Another blonde menang? Not that I have anything against blonde girls, but Tamiko was the perfect Miss USA for me! Huaaaaarghh! NANGIS!!! But tak per lah, at least bukan OHIO yang menang! Kalau dia menang, mau aku campak TV set aku nih! Hiks!

A little info about Tara Conner, Miss Teen Kentucky 2001, 2nd Runner-up Miss Teen USA 2002, Miss Kentucky 2006 and Miss USA 2006!!! (Sources from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Conner)

Yes u olllss! Kite ketemuan kembali dalam entry review/ comment bab konsert AF dan kali ini, tahun ini, bukan jer AF yang dosi masuk musim ke 4 yang buat perubahan dubdabdubdab ok... mek also! Katanya, bersempena tema MALAS buat entry, jadi, entry review concert pada minggu ini, dan minggu² seterusnya, mek akan buat seringkas mungkin, nah? Cuma kalau timbul soal² isu² sensitip yang memerlukan mek DQ, maybe panjang la kot entry review tu (mati lah White House speech Leez 3333 patah perkataan dilaksanakan dalamn 3 series, 3 hari, 3 malam - mati la zombie land! Opps!)

DISCLAIMER: Gegambars dalam entry² review AF nih, mek dapatkan dari laman web official AF. Dan segala review² komen² mek ala ala pengkritik tak diundang nih, adalah based on my own thoughts dan tiada sangkut pautnya dengan kegiatan rasmi AF; more or less ala² personal comments sajork, ek? :)

So tampa melengahkan masa, ayuh, kite saksikan, review mek, utk Konsert AF Musim Ke 4, Minggu 1!!!

Concept Concert: Lagu² hasil nyanyian/ ciptaan Allahyarham Tan Sri P. Ramlee dan Allahyarhamah Puan Sri Saloma

Pelajar: Rich

• Lagu: Ai Ai Twist - U ols, menurut mummy mek, dia cakap, dulu lagu nih bukannye nama itiew, betul ke? Tah la. Mek tak suka pun lagu tu. Tapi suara Rich yang ala² lite² ok jer la tu membuatkan mek stayed on and watched the whole show. Costume
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Costume wise, ok lah. boleh la tahan. Hate the hair though. Boleh buat something with it dak?

Pelajar: Zila

• Lagu: Jangan Tinggal Daku - Lagu very menyayat hati, tapi asiklah pandang si Aznil, taste ka!? Dan yang penting, motifnya lagu sedey, mendayu, suara merayu², tapi Aznil, kat belakang tu, dok buat lawak jadik badut? MOTIF!? Nangis lah!
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Mek sker the lah the dress, tapi not the top lacey macey part tu! ADDINCH!

Pelajar: Nora

• Lagu: Perwira - Although mek skerkan her voice, tapi, something about it macam kureng. YES u ols, dia memang sounded nervous, bagi pandangan mek lah
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Dress tu cantik cuttingnya tapi macam dinch sesuai utk dia bergerak² menari, ala² perlu nak angkat tail bagai. Dan yang penting, Aznil dosi kasik terma baru stylo rambut - bukan kelopak, bukan rambut film rolls, tapi concept Brocolli yer! MATI LAH KOBIS ALSO! Hahaha...

Pelajar: Haziq

• Lagu: Tidurlah Permaisuri - Awat depa tukaq melodi lagu tu ek? Dah srupa tak sedap jadiknya. Dan tak dapat nak menonjolkan voicenye yang persis Dato' Ahmad Jais tu? Hiks! Dan melalui lagu ni, ala² cam something's not right, kan? Tah la.
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Mek memang tastekan muka comelnye itiew. Dan motif si Lotter tu dapat Fasha Sandha jadik model utk shownye, tapi si Haziq dinch dapat Maya Karin!??!?! Kalau tak dapat Maya pong, Nurlea Laurielle kan ado? OPPS!

Pelajar: Farhan

• Lagu: Hujan Di Tengah Hari - Aiyoh! SUARA MANTAP SEKALS! Mek sker mek sker! Very der ala² pro suaranya! Mek sker! Tapi showmanship, addinch! Tangannye bak kata Adlin, asyiklah gittu² jer stylenye - macam apa tatau si Adlin cakap? Bukan Wusyu... apa tah...
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Sker lah the dress!

Pelajar: Amirul

• Lagu: Dengar Ini Cerita - teringat si Eva buat show nih jadik Anita Sarawak dan mek jadik secretary itiew. Hiks! Suara, mek tak brapa gemar sangat. Sama lah also dengan background drama itiew - over lah pulak. Crowded dan menampakkan Amirul persis NAN ADO atas stage itiew, KAN? Hiks!
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Tak brapa gemarlah outfit dia, dan also stylo rambunye.

Pelajar: Salima

• Lagu: Apa Guna Berjanji - MEK SKER GILER performance dia! Dengan mimik muka, gaya, serta suaranya, mek sangat sujud! Mek sker lah! Dia ade that showmanship yang vast dan mek rase kedepan² nanti, pasti lebih vast!
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Aiyoh! Mek sker lah dress dia, especially bahagian bawah yang bertengkat² itiew. Melerts sekal! Topnye mek kureng siket, tapi nice lah jugak. Motif ikatan tudung nya itiew kurang kuat? Mrasalah mek hampir cemas nengoknye. Buatnye tercabut terus? AIYOH! It'll be like macam, MEK, buat show, dan wig tertanggal, ha... gittu la kot? LOL!

Pelajar: Lotter

• Lagu: Azizah - Tak suka lagu tu sangat, suara dia pon mek tak tasty, dan GAYA DIA ALSO mek rasa dah persis Yasin Senario. Rupa pon ado dah nak erap siket² si Yasin - ke Yasir tatau? Sama la - janji hampa tau mana satu. Memang ade bakat jadi pelawak, tapi, tah la - mek tak favour dia. Over pong ado siket.
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Baju tu dosi kena dah dengan konsep gaya tema lagu tu. Cuma bak kata Aznil, seluar tu, bukan ke Arwah P. Ramlee pakai shorts yang sampai ke lutut tu? Hehehe...

Pelajar: Karen

• Lagu: Pesta Muda Mudi - Of all the students, mek rase, dia antara yang mek nampak paling dinch kekok up on stage - very bersahaja dan relaxed. Mek sker la mek sker! And the fact that she's a Chinese girl singing lagu melayu lama, mek sujud! Suara pon mantap... vast!
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Make up mek dinch suka lah! Motif baju warna lain, tetibe eyeshadow warna biru!? Make up mata dia tu patutnya buat kasik matanya nampak besar, bukannye bagi kasik lagik kecik dan sepets! Hmmm... rambutnye mek like!

Pelajar: Diddy

• Lagu: Aduh Sayang - Owh yes, mek sker lagu ni. Dan mek sker Diddy also (mati la tarik rambut dengan Fiebs! OPPS!) Overall mek rase show dia melerts, suara pon sedaps, cuma mek rasa, walaupun mek bukannye tau pa per pasal nyanyian, tapi, mek rase, mai tang last last part of the song, Diddy out sikit la pitching / tune dia, KAN? Macam, tak kena je? Hmmm...
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Segak lah dia - OPPS!

Pelajar: Velvet

• Lagu: Darah Muda - Aiyoh! She's like, last years' Ayu from Kelantan itiew. Suara dia, MAK AIH! Melerts sundal! Mek sker lah mek sker! And also, voleh se-geng dengan si Karen. Gaya bersahaja, dan very relaxed, membuatkan mek tak kelip² mata tgk show dia, biar pon mek rimas tgk peluh dok meleleh overdose tu! OPPS!
• Penampilan / Pakaian: Dia yang ala ala kimpy itiew, perlu ke kasik pakai short dress cam gittu? Bukan ke pakaian cam tu buatkan dia nampak LAGI bentat? Hmmm...

Pelajar: Faizal

• Lagu: Ingin Tahu - Opening dance, MEK KEMPOT GELAK! Aiyoh! APAKAH!?!?!?!?! I'd say dia nih persis Mawi, dinch hui bab bab menari bagai. Tapi bondaku, defensive nih - terus carut "At least, ok lah - boleh la jugak dia menari. Mawi dulu pun cam tu jugak. Tgk now... " bla bla bla bla sambungan my mom! Kuasa lah aku nak dgr. Anyways, bila dia bukak mulut jer (si Faizal nih la!), aiyoh, mek terus diam. Ditambah pulak ngan muka comel lote innocent dia tu, aiyoh! MEK SKER! Walaupun dalam hati mek gelak jer tgk dia nari, tapi, mek leh maafkan dan abaikan sajor. Hehehe
• Penampilan / Pakaian: TASTE! Opppsss!

Review tambahan: Show "Menuju Puncak" - Motif dance choreography berubah? Ok lah - good lah kalau ade perubahan. But GOOD only bila perubahan itu lebih vast dari yang before. Nih mek tgk, this year's Menuju Puncak punye show/ dance step, AIYOH! NANGIS! Baik lah tahun² sebelum nya. KAN? Maybe sebab 1st week, semuanya nampak berterabur. But still, mek dinch suka la stepnya. Macam, rilex dan simple sangat. Sapa choreographed it tatau!? Dah tu, awat macam, nyanyian depa macam tak menyengat je? Menuju Puncak apa tatau? Dan mek nampak, Faizal dinch nyanyi! Hehehehe...

Voted Out: My Prediction - Either Amirul or Lotter!
Voted Out: Actual - Nora - You ols!!! Mek tak budget pun dia terkeluar. Macam, she had a good voice, cuma dia gementars sajork kot, kan? Tah lah. Mek really wanted to see her next week dalam concert week 2 tapi, apakan daya. Nasib nan ado. Tapi perlu ke si Aznil membebel panjang berjela sebelum nak announce kan sapa keluar la itu ini, kezutan itu ini la, PERLU KE!? Aiyoh! Lambat sekalsss!

Pesanan utk peminat² fanatik AF: DON'T! I repeat, DON'T, judge these students ikut selera TASTE korang, ikut minat CUTE la itu ini la - please la. GROW UP! Undilah yang terbaik, bases on their kemampuan vokals, talent and most of all, kemampuan diaorang utk jadi penghibur, bukan penyanyi yang bersandarkan rupo tapi suara NAN ADO!!! Tolong la make a wise decision and vote for the right person! What mek can see, korang yang gila mengundi nih, especially girls, asyik lah mengundi memana yang cute mute jer. Suara ada hampa nilai? I DOUBT! Soalan - kalau hampa perhabis RM1K seminggu buat voting 24jam utk this one male student AF4, just because dia cute, cando bagai, mek nak tanya - dia kenai ke hang? Awat, dia nak angkat u ols jadik GF dia ley? Tolooong la tolong! Pilih yang bebetul layak, dan bukan pilih yang cando. Hello, this is AF bukannye Hero Remaja nak jadik MODEL, ok!?

Yes u ols! GIGIH! That's the correct, precise and right word katanya to describe my act ptg tadik. Yes u ols! MEK ke tempat kejadian accident mek on Rabu malam hari tu, stopped tepi jalan and snappy²! Gigih nih! Tapi bangkai kucing itiew dosi NAN ADO katanya? Pastu rangka bumper merah mek pong dosi nan ado dapek dilihat lagi dah. Hummm... tapi mek sure, dan pasti, disitiew lah mek langgar kucing itiew sampai patah bumper mek tu (sila lihat/ baca entry INI nah???)

It is here lah, sikit lagik nak masuk point 1KM from AS Utara exit katanya, dimana mek telah melanggar dan melenyekkan dan mematikan riwayat hidup seekor kucing berwarna lite² kuning itiew, kan CA (Chef Aduka - who was with me waktu kejadian itiew berlaku) kan kan kan? Dan pic dibawah ini, tak tau la betoi ke idak, adakah itu bekas kesan bangkai kucing itiew? Hurmmmm...

Whatever it is, dalam entry pasal accident tu, mek cakap kejadian berlaku lebih kurang 2 3 ratus meters away dari exit AS Utara tu, kan? Dinch u ols. Ia berlaku, 1KM ++ away sebenarnye. Hiks!

Apakah tema gambar nih tatau? Hiks!

Tu jer lah laporan dari tempat kejadian... sekian, wasalam! Hiks!

Now kite beralih kepada citer lain. Mek pi shopperinas tadiks u ols. Katanya mek membeli 2 DVD yang mek lama doh dok mencarik. Satu tu mek dosi tgk kat umah Volksie (Connie and Carla), dan satu lagi, mek dosi lama dah tak penah nengok! Airplane! Lawak gilos! Tak sabo lepas publish entry nih, mek nak nengok citer giler nih! HIKS! Dan pastu, mek also shopping dua bendealah shower gel and also lotion katanya from Body Shop. Mek sker lah baunye, Mango and Peach. Melerts u ols! Dan, MRASALAH its on 50% sale katanya. RM28 sajork for both products itiew. Mrasalah mek baru lepas mandi nih, terus waktu mandi guna shower gel tu, dan lotion itiew after dosi habis mandi. Wanginye, haiyoh! Satu bilik tidur mek semerbak! Mek sker la mek sker mek sker!!! Hiks! Mrasalah beli also u ols!!!

Hmmm ok la kot - tu jer lah yang ingin mek sampaikan dalam entry tak der motif nih! LOL! Now mek nak nengok movie/ DVD itiew; mek sker! 1st mek nak nengok Airplane, pastu kalau mata tak ngantuks lagik, mek nak nengok Connie and Carla piuler. Which reminds me, Volks, your Connie and Carla, ade kat Abang Zam Liquid, kan? Ke ade kat u tatau? I pong dah lupa. Heheheheh...

Danggg!!! Accident again? Well, tak der lah again - I mean, when was the last time mek accident pong? Accident lite² ajork, ado lah. Well, ini pong accident lite² sajork, but still, memberi kesan ataupun inpak yang mendalam pada diri mek, sundalllll!!!!!

Ok, citernye cam ginik... semalam kan mek ado meeting di Bertam. Balik dari Bertam tu pong dosi kul 10.00mlm. And since CA dengan mek, dan kami nak bergegas balik ke AS jumpa Rang and the geng cepat², mek as usual drive lah laju sekals. I think it was 130km/h kot instead of my usual 110 to 120 km/h. So tak perlah. Hujan renyai² sepanjang perjalanan mek dari Bertam balik ke AS itiew. Nothing happened, saaaampai lah like 300m away dari persimpangan keluar AS Utara. Suddenly, out of nowhere u ols, came running sepantas kilat, meluncur selaju kerets mek itiew... SEEKOR KUCING ala ala yellowish tak yellowish, creamish tak creamish itiew, melintasi jalan katanya. Dan MEMANG mek tak sempat nak buat apa², except for menjerits bersama CA as my car hit it. Aiyoh! Bergegar kejaps Kenari mek itiew u ols! And like, OWH MY GOD! I just got myself involved in HIT AND RUN scene katanya! Only thing is that I hit a cat, instead of another human being. That part, I thank God. But still!!! I KILLED A CATTT U OLSSS!

Mek CONFIRM kucing tu mati on the spot, tak sempat diselamatkan u ols. And as I was speeding, mek tak pulak terasa nak stop and have a look. EWWW! Mek rase macam tulang kucing tu habis patah² (mati la pill kecilkan tulang tu!). And kiteorang continued sajork perjalanan, tapi dua dua, me and CA, dua dua diam sajork! Terkejut, upset dan, aiyoh! WE JUST KILLED A CAT! Sepanjang hidup mek 26 tahun nak masuk 27 tahun nih, mek NEVER killed any cats tau! How I adore 'em. Anyways, if mati la kucing tu, I bet kucing tu dah run out of lives kot. Sebab kucing kan supposed to have like, what, 9 lives? Bet that was its last 9th, KAN!? Tapi still, aiyohhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Some may ask, awat mek tak mengelak. SURE, mek boleh mengelak, IF I want my car either spinning around bak Kylie Minogue, or flip over and roll like dice, boleh la mek mengelak kucing tu at the speed of 130km/h!!! Memang tak sempat u ols. Cepat sangat, both, my car and the cat. CA and mek can really, clearly see the cat, berlari pecut nih coba nak lintasi jalan highway yang lebar itiew. Haiyoh! I feel sooo, sooo bad about it.

Tapi, tak se-bad yang mek thought it would be later, 10 minutes later bile mek dosi sampai ke JC sebelum nak pi join Rang and the gang minum kat Yasmeen. Mek ngan CA noticed something as we ols kuar kerets. NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bumper mek pecah bahagian bawah itiewwwwwwwwwww! DAMNNNNN I just fixed that! HANJENG sangat! Bak kata kawan CA dalam SMS, "Kalau dilanggarnya HANJENG, tak per la jugak..." Nyeh, kalau HANJENG, mek rase bukan setakat bumper tu pecah, mek rase terus TERCABOT TERUS bumper bawah fibre tu! NANGIS!

And mek thought itu sajork ley??? Tadik pagi as mek nak kuar pi office, mek detected somesthings else also! MEMANG nak tercabut bumber itiew u ols! Dosi terkeluar katanya sikit!!!! HISH! NANGIS!

Owh well, melayang lagi laaaa duit aku nak betulkan menatang bumper nih! Dua kali dah nih! Dulu dah sekali, eh, make that 3 times. 1st waktu mek terlanggar divider jalan kat KL dulu tu. Pastu lepas SETAHUN baru mek tukar bumper fibre yang original from Perodua tu kepada the second one. Mek took setahun, bukan ape, sebab kesan koyakkan bumper tu, kecik jer. Malaih mek nak tukar. So mek pong tukar lah. Tak sampai brapa bulan piuler, mek accident lagik. Ala, kes yang mek jawab phonecall betina garit mana tah, tetiberr maki hamun mek bapok pondan tak sedar diri ape tah, sampai mek TERDIAM u ols. Dan terdiam, dan sedar², mek dosi ke tengah jalan, dan AGAIN, hit the divider. Mujur slow, so the bumper ala ala pecah, again, sikit, tapi teruk sikit dari the first time tu la. Ok lah, tak per lah - itu pun, took few, several sevaral several months before mek tukar/ fixed the bumper. Dosi tukar couple of weeks ago rase, DAH, jadik pulak yang nih! Tapi ini maha teruk la. Mek rase, dah tak leh selamatkan dah. Kenalah tukar the whole piece. No can do tempek² tampal² bagai dah - mrasalah belik a whole new bumper! HANJENG lah!

Tapikan, kalau nengok bebetul, kalau dah bumper tu pecah bagai, and sampai terkeluar semuanye dari tepi tu, mek rase, KUAT BETUL mek langgar kucing tu, KAN u ols?! Aiyoh! I wonder bahagian yang terpatah tu, adakah MENIKAM kucing itiew? I WONDER... *perlu ke mek pi lawat tapak kejadian itiew dan snappy² lagi? EWWWW!!!

Haiii - dah la mek MEMBUNUH, (secara tak sengaja yer! Kalau masuk court pon, Kucing tu punye adek bradek pon kena terima hakikat, bukan mek jer salah sebab speeding. KUCING TU PUN SALAH ok sebab pi lintas highway tetengah malam buta, tanpa pakai shining vest tu! Hanjeng lah!); tak cukup dengan mek membunuh, mek punye kete punye bumper lak hancur... haiiiii! Apo laaa nasib!... Fudge! I just fixed the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrgghhh! Mek rase mek akan kena sumpahan si kucing u ols! Mati la mek kerana membunuh species kucing, dan mek akan forever be forbidden dari melakukan catwalk lagi dipersada pentas ratu ratuan! MEK NANGIS!

To read PART 1, click HERE nah?

26th August, 2006
9:01pm

Dearest diary...

Whats going on!? I thought semuanya macam ok je? Why do I get this feeling that somethings bad gonna happen to me ek?Azlan macam... entah lah. Suddenly I feel like Azlan macam stop giving me attentions. Dia dah tak macam Azlan I knew 3 weeks back. Ke, is it just me yang feeling macam nih?

Goodnight...
-Me - confused me...-

It's not Lisa... that I can tell. Its true, after a long widing road of being the ugly part of Cinderella, and just after pushing her luck for another 3 years before she would either kill herself for being single, or she would just switch to become a lesbian, and surviving her final 3 months, then, she met Azlan. Like, hello? FINALLY! Yes yes, finally ala² Cinderella macam going to the ball, and with her knight and shining armor, Azlan. Tapi not like most fairy tales, her days in glass slippers menjadik hanya 3 minggu. Why ek? Antaranya...

26th August, 2006
11:28pm

Dearest diary...

I'm sorry. I guess its one of those days when I would write two entries a day... I finally figured out why Azlan somewhat macam berubah jer. Heard from couple of friends yang he's seeing someone else; someone lebih cantik and apparently, his type. Gawd, is this somewhat like a life-time-curse you're putting on me? Why me?

There's nothing so "Good" about tonight...

-Lisa - better be dead than alive-

Oh well - what can I say? Why you, Lisa? Lets just say - you're lucky? Why lucky you may ask? Simple - better now dari later², tul tak? I mean, better lah bende nih jadi diawal² perhubungan, dari later² biler dah menyengat lelama, lagi la parah luka tu, kan? *I know I may sound as if I'm out of ideas to write, hang on - am getting there. Just continue...

3 days later...

29th August, 2006
6:10pm

Dearest diary...

It's over... Azlan and me... it's not working out... and we decided to call it off; the relationship I mean... Sorry, am not in the mood to write. But I guess I'll just keep you updated soon...

-Depressed Lisa -

That soon!?!?!?- 21 years of living misserably as someone unnoticable by public; to 3 years pushing her final luck, to 3 months before-I-die-as-a-lesbian, then to "Owh wow, I met him, FINALLY" for 3 weeks, before having another 3 days to have her Azlan to say "I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE"... geez, I'd say, that was quick!? Tapi its true. This things tend to happen to some ppl, with or without us noticing it. Percaya dak ade manusia yang have to go through this? If mek la, mek just - NO, of course not. Dinch lah mek bonoh diri bagai. Mek just terus tukar jadik lesbo sajork. NO, point mek bukan MEN are hopeless. No no. Men, you can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em. My point would be... kejap... continue la lagi, sikiiiiiiit jer lagi nak habis dah...

So what happened to Lisa? Owh well, lets just say dia dinch bunuh diri, and dinch turn herself jadik lesbo. Nope, dia ikut cara dia, continued her life, but this time, not in search of her prince charming. She lalui liku² hidupnya, being single, sambil watching kawan² dia disekelilingnye, happy with their respective couples. Yes, dia jeles, tapi, she had to move on...

And while moving on, her parents dah mula cakap pasal arranged-marriage thingie. And pap pup pap pup pap, she was given a day to think about it and within 3 hours...

31st August, 2006
11:56pm

Dearest diary...

YES, I've made my decision, and YES, I'm gonna go with my parents decision... period. I'm marrying someone I do not know, I do not love, and most of all, I'm marrying someone just to make my parents happy...

-So to be wed, Lisa...-

Aik? Kawin!? - Yeap. She had her reasons, and she made her decisions. So she told her diary la kan? STILL tak nampak where am I going to nih? Tak per... sikiiiiiiiiit jer lagi...

3 minutes after she finished off her daily diary writing thingie, the phone rang. It was, yes - Azlan. Now BEGGING for Lisa to come back to him. I wonder why? Lets tgk phone conversation kat bawah nih, nah?

Azlan: Baby, come back to me. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. I don't know what was I thinking... Baby, please...

Lisa: I don't know what to say...

Azlan: Say yes, please...

Lisa: I don't know... really...

Azlan: I promise you, it'll be better this time. I'll make it up to ya. Just say YES, please...

And the conversation went on and on for 3 minutes jer, when Lisa finally gave her answer, within 3 seconds...

Lisa: Azlan... NO *and she letak jer terus phone tu...

So ladies and gentlemen, APAKAH!? What was I trying to sampaikan here? Lets read point² di bawah ini yer, shall we yes?

Hmmmm - now mek mula nak pikiaq. Ade ke kebenaran in the things mek cakapkan nih ek? Hurmmm... *garu² kepala...