Thursday, June 01, 2006
1 year - 2 months old; My blog!
Yes u ols! Thanks to 5thE yang telah mengingatkan mek about it. Boley??? Mek lupo sengsangat! Tu tandanye mek busy u ols, with loads of things dalam kepala hotak mek nih... kan? Dan dengan itu, teringat pulak mek, bile pulak mek buat entry blog anniversary 1 year 1 month tu tatau? NAN ADO katanya sebab 1st May kan mek masih di KL, on the way balik ke AS lepas IQP2006, kan?! Hhehe... no wonder mek terlupa. Hehehe. So tak pa tak pa... berbalik pada issue blog mek.
Dosi 1 year 2 months old katanya! MEK GIRANG! Heheheh - hopefully bertahan lama lagi la kehendaknye, kan? Walaupun bertemakan MALAS buat entries lately, tapi mek harap, sokongan itu tak akan putus dan dorongan u ols maybe the kunci utk blogdrive mek nih akan masih terus bertahan. Hehehe...
Dan dengan itu, mek ado special hadiah! Bole? Bukan mek ke yang patut dapat hadiah sebab celebrate blog mek yg 1 year 2 months old nih? Tak pa tak pa. Mek tarkik. Sekali sekala tak menerima, sebaliknye memberi, tak salah, KAN? Hiks! Mati la apa yang mek about to give nih dosi tertunggak berbulan² dos! LOL!
Mek nak kasik hadiah apa tatau? Mrasalah...

Heheheheh... Apa dia tatau dalam kotak tu!? Adeeeee leyyyy! Nak tau? Tunggu, dan bukak blog mek 06.06.2006 nanti, NAH!? NO! Bukan movie review OMEN tu lah, hish! Kowser lah. Adee leyyyy something else. Somesthings yang mek dok tunda² dah masuk 3 bulan dah. Hehehehe. Tak pa. Mek harap, its worth the wait. HEHEHE... Nantikan, NAH!?????
Anyways, mek nak wish kat blogdrive mek, HAPPY BESDAYYYYY yang ke 1 tahun dan 2 bulan - semoga berpanjangan lagi la kehendaknye usia Blog mek nih. Dan to those yang jadik readers tetap, scanners tetap, chatters tetap di TB mek, dan lain lain, mek ucapkan, THANKS nahhhh for all u ols punye support! Keep those supports coming nah!?!?!?!?! :)


Accident!!!
Danggg!!! Accident again? Well, tak der lah again - I mean, when was the last time mek accident pong? Accident lite² ajork, ado lah. Well, ini pong accident lite² sajork, but still, memberi kesan ataupun inpak yang mendalam pada diri mek, sundalllll!!!!!
Ok, citernye cam ginik... semalam kan mek ado meeting di Bertam. Balik dari Bertam tu pong dosi kul 10.00mlm. And since CA dengan mek, dan kami nak bergegas balik ke AS jumpa Rang and the geng cepat², mek as usual drive lah laju sekals. I think it was 130km/h kot instead of my usual 110 to 120 km/h. So tak perlah. Hujan renyai² sepanjang perjalanan mek dari Bertam balik ke AS itiew. Nothing happened, saaaampai lah like 300m away dari persimpangan keluar AS Utara. Suddenly, out of nowhere u ols, came running sepantas kilat, meluncur selaju kerets mek itiew... SEEKOR KUCING ala ala yellowish tak yellowish, creamish tak creamish itiew, melintasi jalan katanya. Dan MEMANG mek tak sempat nak buat apa², except for menjerits bersama CA as my car hit it. Aiyoh! Bergegar kejaps Kenari mek itiew u ols! And like, OWH MY GOD! I just got myself involved in HIT AND RUN scene katanya! Only thing is that I hit a cat, instead of another human being. That part, I thank God. But still!!! I KILLED A CATTT U OLSSS!
Mek CONFIRM kucing tu mati on the spot, tak sempat diselamatkan u ols. And as I was speeding, mek tak pulak terasa nak stop and have a look. EWWW! Mek rase macam tulang kucing tu habis patah² (mati la pill kecilkan tulang tu!). And kiteorang continued sajork perjalanan, tapi dua dua, me and CA, dua dua diam sajork! Terkejut, upset dan, aiyoh! WE JUST KILLED A CAT! Sepanjang hidup mek 26 tahun nak masuk 27 tahun nih, mek NEVER killed any cats tau! How I adore 'em. Anyways, if mati la kucing tu, I bet kucing tu dah run out of lives kot. Sebab kucing kan supposed to have like, what, 9 lives? Bet that was its last 9th, KAN!? Tapi still, aiyohhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Some may ask, awat mek tak mengelak. SURE, mek boleh mengelak, IF I want my car either spinning around bak Kylie Minogue, or flip over and roll like dice, boleh la mek mengelak kucing tu at the speed of 130km/h!!! Memang tak sempat u ols. Cepat sangat, both, my car and the cat. CA and mek can really, clearly see the cat, berlari pecut nih coba nak lintasi jalan highway yang lebar itiew. Haiyoh! I feel sooo, sooo bad about it.
Tapi, tak se-bad yang mek thought it would be later, 10 minutes later bile mek dosi sampai ke JC sebelum nak pi join Rang and the gang minum kat Yasmeen. Mek ngan CA noticed something as we ols kuar kerets. NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bumper mek pecah bahagian bawah itiewwwwwwwwwww! DAMNNNNN I just fixed that! HANJENG sangat! Bak kata kawan CA dalam SMS, "Kalau dilanggarnya HANJENG, tak per la jugak..." Nyeh, kalau HANJENG, mek rase bukan setakat bumper tu pecah, mek rase terus TERCABOT TERUS bumper bawah fibre tu! NANGIS!
Ok, citernye cam ginik... semalam kan mek ado meeting di Bertam. Balik dari Bertam tu pong dosi kul 10.00mlm. And since CA dengan mek, dan kami nak bergegas balik ke AS jumpa Rang and the geng cepat², mek as usual drive lah laju sekals. I think it was 130km/h kot instead of my usual 110 to 120 km/h. So tak perlah. Hujan renyai² sepanjang perjalanan mek dari Bertam balik ke AS itiew. Nothing happened, saaaampai lah like 300m away dari persimpangan keluar AS Utara. Suddenly, out of nowhere u ols, came running sepantas kilat, meluncur selaju kerets mek itiew... SEEKOR KUCING ala ala yellowish tak yellowish, creamish tak creamish itiew, melintasi jalan katanya. Dan MEMANG mek tak sempat nak buat apa², except for menjerits bersama CA as my car hit it. Aiyoh! Bergegar kejaps Kenari mek itiew u ols! And like, OWH MY GOD! I just got myself involved in HIT AND RUN scene katanya! Only thing is that I hit a cat, instead of another human being. That part, I thank God. But still!!! I KILLED A CATTT U OLSSS!
Mek CONFIRM kucing tu mati on the spot, tak sempat diselamatkan u ols. And as I was speeding, mek tak pulak terasa nak stop and have a look. EWWW! Mek rase macam tulang kucing tu habis patah² (mati la pill kecilkan tulang tu!). And kiteorang continued sajork perjalanan, tapi dua dua, me and CA, dua dua diam sajork! Terkejut, upset dan, aiyoh! WE JUST KILLED A CAT! Sepanjang hidup mek 26 tahun nak masuk 27 tahun nih, mek NEVER killed any cats tau! How I adore 'em. Anyways, if mati la kucing tu, I bet kucing tu dah run out of lives kot. Sebab kucing kan supposed to have like, what, 9 lives? Bet that was its last 9th, KAN!? Tapi still, aiyohhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Some may ask, awat mek tak mengelak. SURE, mek boleh mengelak, IF I want my car either spinning around bak Kylie Minogue, or flip over and roll like dice, boleh la mek mengelak kucing tu at the speed of 130km/h!!! Memang tak sempat u ols. Cepat sangat, both, my car and the cat. CA and mek can really, clearly see the cat, berlari pecut nih coba nak lintasi jalan highway yang lebar itiew. Haiyoh! I feel sooo, sooo bad about it.
Tapi, tak se-bad yang mek thought it would be later, 10 minutes later bile mek dosi sampai ke JC sebelum nak pi join Rang and the gang minum kat Yasmeen. Mek ngan CA noticed something as we ols kuar kerets. NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bumper mek pecah bahagian bawah itiewwwwwwwwwww! DAMNNNNN I just fixed that! HANJENG sangat! Bak kata kawan CA dalam SMS, "Kalau dilanggarnya HANJENG, tak per la jugak..." Nyeh, kalau HANJENG, mek rase bukan setakat bumper tu pecah, mek rase terus TERCABOT TERUS bumper bawah fibre tu! NANGIS!

And mek thought itu sajork ley??? Tadik pagi as mek nak kuar pi office, mek detected somesthings else also! MEMANG nak tercabut bumber itiew u ols! Dosi terkeluar katanya sikit!!!! HISH! NANGIS!

Owh well, melayang lagi laaaa duit aku nak betulkan menatang bumper nih! Dua kali dah nih! Dulu dah sekali, eh, make that 3 times. 1st waktu mek terlanggar divider jalan kat KL dulu tu. Pastu lepas SETAHUN baru mek tukar bumper fibre yang original from Perodua tu kepada the second one. Mek took setahun, bukan ape, sebab kesan koyakkan bumper tu, kecik jer. Malaih mek nak tukar. So mek pong tukar lah. Tak sampai brapa bulan piuler, mek accident lagik. Ala, kes yang mek jawab phonecall betina garit mana tah, tetiberr maki hamun mek bapok pondan tak sedar diri ape tah, sampai mek TERDIAM u ols. Dan terdiam, dan sedar², mek dosi ke tengah jalan, dan AGAIN, hit the divider. Mujur slow, so the bumper ala ala pecah, again, sikit, tapi teruk sikit dari the first time tu la. Ok lah, tak per lah - itu pun, took few, several sevaral several months before mek tukar/ fixed the bumper. Dosi tukar couple of weeks ago rase, DAH, jadik pulak yang nih! Tapi ini maha teruk la. Mek rase, dah tak leh selamatkan dah. Kenalah tukar the whole piece. No can do tempek² tampal² bagai dah - mrasalah belik a whole new bumper! HANJENG lah!
Tapikan, kalau nengok bebetul, kalau dah bumper tu pecah bagai, and sampai terkeluar semuanye dari tepi tu, mek rase, KUAT BETUL mek langgar kucing tu, KAN u ols?! Aiyoh! I wonder bahagian yang terpatah tu, adakah MENIKAM kucing itiew? I WONDER... *perlu ke mek pi lawat tapak kejadian itiew dan snappy² lagi? EWWWW!!!
Haiii - dah la mek MEMBUNUH, (secara tak sengaja yer! Kalau masuk court pon, Kucing tu punye adek bradek pon kena terima hakikat, bukan mek jer salah sebab speeding. KUCING TU PUN SALAH ok sebab pi lintas highway tetengah malam buta, tanpa pakai shining vest tu! Hanjeng lah!); tak cukup dengan mek membunuh, mek punye kete punye bumper lak hancur... haiiiii! Apo laaa nasib!... Fudge! I just fixed the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrgghhh! Mek rase mek akan kena sumpahan si kucing u ols! Mati la mek kerana membunuh species kucing, dan mek akan forever be forbidden dari melakukan catwalk lagi dipersada pentas ratu ratuan! MEK NANGIS!
Tapikan, kalau nengok bebetul, kalau dah bumper tu pecah bagai, and sampai terkeluar semuanye dari tepi tu, mek rase, KUAT BETUL mek langgar kucing tu, KAN u ols?! Aiyoh! I wonder bahagian yang terpatah tu, adakah MENIKAM kucing itiew? I WONDER... *perlu ke mek pi lawat tapak kejadian itiew dan snappy² lagi? EWWWW!!!
Haiii - dah la mek MEMBUNUH, (secara tak sengaja yer! Kalau masuk court pon, Kucing tu punye adek bradek pon kena terima hakikat, bukan mek jer salah sebab speeding. KUCING TU PUN SALAH ok sebab pi lintas highway tetengah malam buta, tanpa pakai shining vest tu! Hanjeng lah!); tak cukup dengan mek membunuh, mek punye kete punye bumper lak hancur... haiiiii! Apo laaa nasib!... Fudge! I just fixed the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrgghhh! Mek rase mek akan kena sumpahan si kucing u ols! Mati la mek kerana membunuh species kucing, dan mek akan forever be forbidden dari melakukan catwalk lagi dipersada pentas ratu ratuan! MEK NANGIS!


Tuesday, May 30, 2006
3 years... 3 months... 3 weeks... 3 days... 3 minutes... 3 seconds... - Part 2
To read PART 1, click HERE nah?
26th August, 2006
9:01pm
Dearest diary...
Whats going on!? I thought semuanya macam ok je? Why do I get this feeling that somethings bad gonna happen to me ek?Azlan macam... entah lah. Suddenly I feel like Azlan macam stop giving me attentions. Dia dah tak macam Azlan I knew 3 weeks back. Ke, is it just me yang feeling macam nih?
Goodnight...
-Me - confused me...-
It's not Lisa... that I can tell. Its true, after a long widing road of being the ugly part of Cinderella, and just after pushing her luck for another 3 years before she would either kill herself for being single, or she would just switch to become a lesbian, and surviving her final 3 months, then, she met Azlan. Like, hello? FINALLY! Yes yes, finally ala² Cinderella macam going to the ball, and with her knight and shining armor, Azlan. Tapi not like most fairy tales, her days in glass slippers menjadik hanya 3 minggu. Why ek? Antaranya...
26th August, 2006
11:28pm
Dearest diary...
I'm sorry. I guess its one of those days when I would write two entries a day... I finally figured out why Azlan somewhat macam berubah jer. Heard from couple of friends yang he's seeing someone else; someone lebih cantik and apparently, his type. Gawd, is this somewhat like a life-time-curse you're putting on me? Why me?
There's nothing so "Good" about tonight...
-Lisa - better be dead than alive-
Oh well - what can I say? Why you, Lisa? Lets just say - you're lucky? Why lucky you may ask? Simple - better now dari later², tul tak? I mean, better lah bende nih jadi diawal² perhubungan, dari later² biler dah menyengat lelama, lagi la parah luka tu, kan? *I know I may sound as if I'm out of ideas to write, hang on - am getting there. Just continue...
3 days later...
29th August, 2006
6:10pm
Dearest diary...
It's over... Azlan and me... it's not working out... and we decided to call it off; the relationship I mean... Sorry, am not in the mood to write. But I guess I'll just keep you updated soon...
-Depressed Lisa -
That soon!?!?!?- 21 years of living misserably as someone unnoticable by public; to 3 years pushing her final luck, to 3 months before-I-die-as-a-lesbian, then to "Owh wow, I met him, FINALLY" for 3 weeks, before having another 3 days to have her Azlan to say "I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE"... geez, I'd say, that was quick!? Tapi its true. This things tend to happen to some ppl, with or without us noticing it. Percaya dak ade manusia yang have to go through this? If mek la, mek just - NO, of course not. Dinch lah mek bonoh diri bagai. Mek just terus tukar jadik lesbo sajork. NO, point mek bukan MEN are hopeless. No no. Men, you can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em. My point would be... kejap... continue la lagi, sikiiiiiiit jer lagi nak habis dah...
So what happened to Lisa? Owh well, lets just say dia dinch bunuh diri, and dinch turn herself jadik lesbo. Nope, dia ikut cara dia, continued her life, but this time, not in search of her prince charming. She lalui liku² hidupnya, being single, sambil watching kawan² dia disekelilingnye, happy with their respective couples. Yes, dia jeles, tapi, she had to move on...
And while moving on, her parents dah mula cakap pasal arranged-marriage thingie. And pap pup pap pup pap, she was given a day to think about it and within 3 hours...
31st August, 2006
11:56pm
Dearest diary...
YES, I've made my decision, and YES, I'm gonna go with my parents decision... period. I'm marrying someone I do not know, I do not love, and most of all, I'm marrying someone just to make my parents happy...
-So to be wed, Lisa...-
Aik? Kawin!? - Yeap. She had her reasons, and she made her decisions. So she told her diary la kan? STILL tak nampak where am I going to nih? Tak per... sikiiiiiiiiit jer lagi...
3 minutes after she finished off her daily diary writing thingie, the phone rang. It was, yes - Azlan. Now BEGGING for Lisa to come back to him. I wonder why? Lets tgk phone conversation kat bawah nih, nah?
Azlan: Baby, come back to me. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. I don't know what was I thinking... Baby, please...
Lisa: I don't know what to say...
Azlan: Say yes, please...
Lisa: I don't know... really...
Azlan: I promise you, it'll be better this time. I'll make it up to ya. Just say YES, please...
And the conversation went on and on for 3 minutes jer, when Lisa finally gave her answer, within 3 seconds...
Lisa: Azlan... NO *and she letak jer terus phone tu...
So ladies and gentlemen, APAKAH!? What was I trying to sampaikan here? Lets read point² di bawah ini yer, shall we yes?
26th August, 2006
9:01pm
Dearest diary...
Whats going on!? I thought semuanya macam ok je? Why do I get this feeling that somethings bad gonna happen to me ek?Azlan macam... entah lah. Suddenly I feel like Azlan macam stop giving me attentions. Dia dah tak macam Azlan I knew 3 weeks back. Ke, is it just me yang feeling macam nih?
Goodnight...
-Me - confused me...-
It's not Lisa... that I can tell. Its true, after a long widing road of being the ugly part of Cinderella, and just after pushing her luck for another 3 years before she would either kill herself for being single, or she would just switch to become a lesbian, and surviving her final 3 months, then, she met Azlan. Like, hello? FINALLY! Yes yes, finally ala² Cinderella macam going to the ball, and with her knight and shining armor, Azlan. Tapi not like most fairy tales, her days in glass slippers menjadik hanya 3 minggu. Why ek? Antaranya...
26th August, 2006
11:28pm
Dearest diary...
I'm sorry. I guess its one of those days when I would write two entries a day... I finally figured out why Azlan somewhat macam berubah jer. Heard from couple of friends yang he's seeing someone else; someone lebih cantik and apparently, his type. Gawd, is this somewhat like a life-time-curse you're putting on me? Why me?
There's nothing so "Good" about tonight...
-Lisa - better be dead than alive-
Oh well - what can I say? Why you, Lisa? Lets just say - you're lucky? Why lucky you may ask? Simple - better now dari later², tul tak? I mean, better lah bende nih jadi diawal² perhubungan, dari later² biler dah menyengat lelama, lagi la parah luka tu, kan? *I know I may sound as if I'm out of ideas to write, hang on - am getting there. Just continue...
3 days later...
29th August, 2006
6:10pm
Dearest diary...
It's over... Azlan and me... it's not working out... and we decided to call it off; the relationship I mean... Sorry, am not in the mood to write. But I guess I'll just keep you updated soon...
-Depressed Lisa -
That soon!?!?!?- 21 years of living misserably as someone unnoticable by public; to 3 years pushing her final luck, to 3 months before-I-die-as-a-lesbian, then to "Owh wow, I met him, FINALLY" for 3 weeks, before having another 3 days to have her Azlan to say "I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE"... geez, I'd say, that was quick!? Tapi its true. This things tend to happen to some ppl, with or without us noticing it. Percaya dak ade manusia yang have to go through this? If mek la, mek just - NO, of course not. Dinch lah mek bonoh diri bagai. Mek just terus tukar jadik lesbo sajork. NO, point mek bukan MEN are hopeless. No no. Men, you can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em. My point would be... kejap... continue la lagi, sikiiiiiiit jer lagi nak habis dah...
So what happened to Lisa? Owh well, lets just say dia dinch bunuh diri, and dinch turn herself jadik lesbo. Nope, dia ikut cara dia, continued her life, but this time, not in search of her prince charming. She lalui liku² hidupnya, being single, sambil watching kawan² dia disekelilingnye, happy with their respective couples. Yes, dia jeles, tapi, she had to move on...
And while moving on, her parents dah mula cakap pasal arranged-marriage thingie. And pap pup pap pup pap, she was given a day to think about it and within 3 hours...
31st August, 2006
11:56pm
Dearest diary...
YES, I've made my decision, and YES, I'm gonna go with my parents decision... period. I'm marrying someone I do not know, I do not love, and most of all, I'm marrying someone just to make my parents happy...
-So to be wed, Lisa...-
Aik? Kawin!? - Yeap. She had her reasons, and she made her decisions. So she told her diary la kan? STILL tak nampak where am I going to nih? Tak per... sikiiiiiiiiit jer lagi...
3 minutes after she finished off her daily diary writing thingie, the phone rang. It was, yes - Azlan. Now BEGGING for Lisa to come back to him. I wonder why? Lets tgk phone conversation kat bawah nih, nah?
Azlan: Baby, come back to me. I'm sorry I was such a jerk. I don't know what was I thinking... Baby, please...
Lisa: I don't know what to say...
Azlan: Say yes, please...
Lisa: I don't know... really...
Azlan: I promise you, it'll be better this time. I'll make it up to ya. Just say YES, please...
And the conversation went on and on for 3 minutes jer, when Lisa finally gave her answer, within 3 seconds...
Lisa: Azlan... NO *and she letak jer terus phone tu...
So ladies and gentlemen, APAKAH!? What was I trying to sampaikan here? Lets read point² di bawah ini yer, shall we yes?
- Siapa cakap bila u cantik, u'll get noticed? And siapa bilang when u're ugly, you WON'T get noticed? You see, when u say you're pretty, and you should get the attentions and get noticed and whatever nonsense tu, true. YOU SHOULD and YOU WILL - tapi attention dan notice dari pandangan mata kasar. One has to see inside of you, the true you, to get noticed. So tak perlu la nak cantik bagai to get noticed. Lisa didn't get noticed when she was all pretty and what not, she was even noticed when dia masih hazab. Meaning to say, Azlan yang pada awalnye cerdik tu (before went pathetically stupid to let go of her and go with someone hotter, someone nicer) actually saw Lisa dari hati nya... bukan judging her based on her looks. Kalau based on her looks, waktu tu dia hazab, can get noticed meh? See that brings me to the next point - EVEN when you're hazab, tapi kalau hati u bersih and u're truly nice, no matter how sad u may look and ugly u might be, ade jer nanti org akan terpandang perasan dan notice you. So basically, dinch perlu la worry about looks, be it cantik ke hazab ke... whats most important would be how you carry yourself and how you express yourself dari hati u ols tu yang penting...
- Point mek seterusnya would be - jgn too excited about things, especially bila ade sangkut pautnye dengan hati dan perasaan serta perasaan cinta. Kang, iniii lah jadknya. I know Lisa said she nak take one step at a time when she met Azlan. True. But what happened lepas 3 minggu when Azlan started berubah? Kalau Lisa was playing calm and relaxed about it, and taking things slowly, one step at a time, like what she claimed, then, motif nak get all confused and all upset about it when Azlan dah macam berubah? Kalau bebetul dia cool about it, lantak pi la kat Azlan. For goodness sake, baru 3 minggu, tul dak? She might be a DQ person, tapi kalau dia tak rush into things, she takkan felt that way la... so my point would be, biar lah it took you 3 years or 3 months or 3 weeks ke ape ke - never rush into things!
- Point berikutnya - LIFE IS NOT FAIR. It can NEVER be fair, and so those times when u felt life is so cruel to you, take it as a challenge and lift up ur face and continue walking - you never know whats around the corner... kan? Lisa might be facing foreverly cursed junctions, everywhere dia pergi, tapi lets face it, you ols pon macam tu ke? Takziah for those yang macam Lisa and still have to go through life macam tu, but you should also consider of becoming someone new after a great fall. Itu mek sendiri akui I dosi went through. No matter how cruel, or how hard life tends to be on you, always remember - there's always tomorrow...
- Next up - NEVER let ppl decide whats best for you. Stand up and say it out loud. True, Lisa made that decision to ikutkan kehendak parentsnya. Tapi adakah itu decision utk dirinya? NOPE. Clearly bukan keputusan terbaik utk dirinya. She buat keputusan itiew for the best of her family, parents and also, dia cuba use that arranged marriage utk tutup kesan lukanye with Azlan. Its pathetic I'd say. Perlu ke? So never let org lain set ur life. Listen to what ppl say whats best and right for you, yes. Tapi dinch perlu 100% ikut keputusan itu. It's your life, not others?
- And finally... if we really think hard sebelum sesuatuh action akan diambil, we might just make the best decision. Contohnya, if that 3 seconds Lisa took to say NO in the first place when she met Azlan, apparently 3minutes, 3 hours, 3 days and 3 weeks before tu, she might just be enjoying life without having to ikut kehendak parentsnye dan feel sad about it. Kan? But of course, she bukannye tau whats gonna happen. So that leads me to say, LIFE IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CHANCES... you just have to take 'em... and never look back after taking it...
Hmmmm - now mek mula nak pikiaq. Ade ke kebenaran in the things mek cakapkan nih ek? Hurmmm... *garu² kepala...


Monday, May 29, 2006
Myspace... UPDATED!
Hehehe... yes u ols! ANOTHER short entry katanya! Mati lah mek GIGIH jadik MALAS! LOL!
It seems like mek tetiber rase nak ade perubahan siket kat Myspace mek tu. Dah beberapa tahun dah, dok lah design layout yang sama. Memang tak dapat dinafikan, mek asik lah ubah background pics la, colors and fonts and what not, tapi, that's just it. Layout secara keseluruhannye mek dinch penah usik sebab takut tak gherti nak buat. But thanks to MyGen katanya kan, everything was like semudah 1,2,3 katanya. Hiks! Mek sker mek sker *tepok² tangan!
So setelah penat 2 jam lebey lah jugak mengedit pa per yang patut, mek, dengan bangga nye skarang, bring you.. my profile di Myspace.com - the latest look! MRASA!

So, tunggu apo lagi? Mrasalah ke sitiew, now? Add lah mek, comment lah pa per yang patut... LETS!!!
PS: Owh yes, mek lupo nak habaq. Myspace profile mek skarang ini, BEST VIEWED WITH IE (Internet Explorer). Kalau bukak dengan browser lain, like, Firefox ke, Opera ke, MRASALAH BERTERABUR myspace profile mek tu. Awat tatau!? Hanjeng sangat, kan!? Tak per. I'm sure MOST of u ols bukak dengan IE pon, kan? Hiks! Mek ni jer la, dah melekat pakai Firefox, terpaksa lah pakai IE kalau nak bukak Myspace mek, kejist lah!


Fotopages... UPDATED!
Mrasalah another short entry cum malas entry katanya, KAN!? Hiks!



Enjoy!!! *Yer, jgn lupo komen² sekalik, nah!? Thankkkzzzaa... hikhik!


Thursday, May 25, 2006
3 years... 3 months... 3 weeks... 3 days... 3 minutes... 3 seconds... - Part 1
5th May, 2003
11:28pm
Dearest diary...
Owh well, another boring day I guess. Tak der mende yang menarik berlaku pon today, as per usual la kot. Just another sad, pathetic and lonely (not to forget, ugly) day, by just being me; an invisible me. This is like so unfair... perluke jadi macam ni? Like, I know I'm ugly, with no life. Tapi perlu ke sampai tak der org perasan my existance? *Sigh* What to do... some ppl say, its like a curse... and some say, "You're just lucky I guess...". Anyways, big deal *sambil tgk badan yang sememangnye BIG ini... *Sigh again...*
Sad isn't it?
I'll catch up with you, dear diary, soon. If not tomorrow, probably lusa or tulat or tungging - we'll see...
Goodnight...
-Me-
A very fine example how life can be so cruel sometimes. Lisa, 21 years old gal from somewhere, without a good look, and no-good-life as well. Its true, some ppl say, its normal. You're ugly, thus with no life, WHO WOULD WANNA NOTICE YA!?
So for 21 years, Lisa lived her life as a simple, no-good-looks with no-life girl. And since dia mula mengenali alam remaja dan dewasa ini, she tends to feel that she ditinggalkan behind from her friends. Wake up honey, memang pon! Why? Sebab you're gifted with apparently no good looks, with no life and overall, bad luck with men and love. I'd say its the looks kot yang buatkan dia macam tu. So anyways, for the several months, oleh kerana tak tahan jeles tgk kawan² dia yang dosi bercouple bagai, with A LIFE, dia telah berusaha to be noticable, to be acknowledged, to be... somebody... Don't bother to ask me how and what she did. That's not the point.
The point is that dia dah sick and tired of getting unnoticed, unrecognized, and also unhappy. So she did la something which apparently changed her life from a pathetic young girl... to...
5th May, 2006
02.15am
Dearest diary...
Wohooo!!! Another oh-so-fabulous night out with my friends! Gawd! Awesome night out! Had loads of fun around the club, met couple of ppl, cute guys too. Had some good laughs and chats, and danced and what not. Tapi I guess, the 'curse' is still there... *Sigh* Yeap, no amount of foundation and make ups can get rid of that curse. Being pretty, tak semestinye all the time u get to have the attention and getting noticed. HELLO? Been there! What is wrong with this world?! I'm pretty now! I'm beautiful *thanks to some ppl and a lot of make up and enhancements ler kan. haha!* and STILL, some guys don't even know I'm there? It's like, I wonder, do they even, ever, realized the fact that I, Lisa - ever existed??? *Sigh* I guess it's true. I guess am blessed with this gift of INVISIBLE... Lights out diary dear... catch up with ya soon...
Night²...
-Me-
3 years, 3 long years she transformed herself jadik from the maid-looking-girl to the hottest sl*t in town *it's not Cinderella story...* and 3 long years dia mengharap for her Prince Charming to come and swipe her off her feet. Yet, ado? NAN ADO. Macam, tak der bezanye pon? Its like, duh? Ade beza ke now dengan 3 years ago, back when she was the maid-looking-poor-unfortunate soul? Macam tak der jer. So boleh ke kite simpulkan, that, you don't have to look ugly to get unnoticable. Being pretty pon, kalau org still xnampak ur existance, shaiks, tak der bezenye, KAN? What was missing actually? Good looks, with good life, Lisa dah dapat within that 3 years. Ape lagi? Inner-beauty? Nah - she had that even when she was ugly. So that's not it? I guess, honestly, I think... tak kire la how cantik she is now, from inside and out, and tak kire lah how successful her life dah menjadi, still - if she masih belom ade LUCK in men and lovelife, then all yang she boleh do is just to keep on praying, hoping and think positive...
Lisa never stopped believing in anything yang she's determined to do or to say or to go for. She sticks to it, like..."I know what to do, I have the things to make things right, and I AM WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES to make the right things happen, HAPPENS!" Very determined girl - but still, all determined and no luck girl, makes her life no different from before. She's still the same girl, the same girl who wrote in her thoughts in her diary, on May 5th, 2003...
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings", kan? And so, finally, just maybe, her luck started to change when she met...
5th August, 2006
12:01am
Owh my God, goodness, dear diary!!!
I finally meet him, I think. Yes! Rasenye, my wishes dah mula nak come true, and maybe, just maybe, my luck is starting to change! It's Azlan... it's him! Owhhh yes! It seems like dia dah lama minat kat I, and boy was I stupid not to notice that he was busy looking at me. Maybe I was too busy and concerned about being unnoticable and what not, sampai I didn't noticed ade org noticed me, even when I was invisible... Owh diary! I'm sooo soo happy! Yeah yeah, I know, I gotta take things slowly, one step at a time. Yes, I know that, MOTHER! Hehehe. Its just that am so excited about this I could just, SCREAM!!! He's perfect; he's smart, handsome, intelligent, charming, funny, he's just, EVERYTHING! Owh I can't wait for tomorrow to come; more things to write!!!
Goodnight!!!
From the happiest girl alive,
-Me-... *smile smile!!!*
Well welll, what do we have here? From a long, devastated long years of missery being La Soy BETTY La Fea, to the 3 years of transformation, in and out, and with that extra 3 months of good faith, and hope, her wishes finally did come true. Awww... I'm touched, really I am happy for her. It's like, a fairy tale come true. All I can say is, it was worth the wait, the hopes and prayers, the courage and semangat she had in her all these years, and months, heheh... she finally may just to enjoy what life has got to offer. Azlan is just too good to be true for her. They met at a club, introduced by couple of friends, got to know each other better, took things slowly, one step at a time - it's perfect... until 3 weeks later... *TO BE CONTINUED...

11:28pm
Dearest diary...
Owh well, another boring day I guess. Tak der mende yang menarik berlaku pon today, as per usual la kot. Just another sad, pathetic and lonely (not to forget, ugly) day, by just being me; an invisible me. This is like so unfair... perluke jadi macam ni? Like, I know I'm ugly, with no life. Tapi perlu ke sampai tak der org perasan my existance? *Sigh* What to do... some ppl say, its like a curse... and some say, "You're just lucky I guess...". Anyways, big deal *sambil tgk badan yang sememangnye BIG ini... *Sigh again...*
Sad isn't it?
I'll catch up with you, dear diary, soon. If not tomorrow, probably lusa or tulat or tungging - we'll see...
Goodnight...
-Me-
A very fine example how life can be so cruel sometimes. Lisa, 21 years old gal from somewhere, without a good look, and no-good-life as well. Its true, some ppl say, its normal. You're ugly, thus with no life, WHO WOULD WANNA NOTICE YA!?
So for 21 years, Lisa lived her life as a simple, no-good-looks with no-life girl. And since dia mula mengenali alam remaja dan dewasa ini, she tends to feel that she ditinggalkan behind from her friends. Wake up honey, memang pon! Why? Sebab you're gifted with apparently no good looks, with no life and overall, bad luck with men and love. I'd say its the looks kot yang buatkan dia macam tu. So anyways, for the several months, oleh kerana tak tahan jeles tgk kawan² dia yang dosi bercouple bagai, with A LIFE, dia telah berusaha to be noticable, to be acknowledged, to be... somebody... Don't bother to ask me how and what she did. That's not the point.
The point is that dia dah sick and tired of getting unnoticed, unrecognized, and also unhappy. So she did la something which apparently changed her life from a pathetic young girl... to...
5th May, 2006
02.15am
Dearest diary...
Wohooo!!! Another oh-so-fabulous night out with my friends! Gawd! Awesome night out! Had loads of fun around the club, met couple of ppl, cute guys too. Had some good laughs and chats, and danced and what not. Tapi I guess, the 'curse' is still there... *Sigh* Yeap, no amount of foundation and make ups can get rid of that curse. Being pretty, tak semestinye all the time u get to have the attention and getting noticed. HELLO? Been there! What is wrong with this world?! I'm pretty now! I'm beautiful *thanks to some ppl and a lot of make up and enhancements ler kan. haha!* and STILL, some guys don't even know I'm there? It's like, I wonder, do they even, ever, realized the fact that I, Lisa - ever existed??? *Sigh* I guess it's true. I guess am blessed with this gift of INVISIBLE... Lights out diary dear... catch up with ya soon...
Night²...
-Me-
3 years, 3 long years she transformed herself jadik from the maid-looking-girl to the hottest sl*t in town *it's not Cinderella story...* and 3 long years dia mengharap for her Prince Charming to come and swipe her off her feet. Yet, ado? NAN ADO. Macam, tak der bezanye pon? Its like, duh? Ade beza ke now dengan 3 years ago, back when she was the maid-looking-poor-unfortunate soul? Macam tak der jer. So boleh ke kite simpulkan, that, you don't have to look ugly to get unnoticable. Being pretty pon, kalau org still xnampak ur existance, shaiks, tak der bezenye, KAN? What was missing actually? Good looks, with good life, Lisa dah dapat within that 3 years. Ape lagi? Inner-beauty? Nah - she had that even when she was ugly. So that's not it? I guess, honestly, I think... tak kire la how cantik she is now, from inside and out, and tak kire lah how successful her life dah menjadi, still - if she masih belom ade LUCK in men and lovelife, then all yang she boleh do is just to keep on praying, hoping and think positive...
Lisa never stopped believing in anything yang she's determined to do or to say or to go for. She sticks to it, like..."I know what to do, I have the things to make things right, and I AM WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES to make the right things happen, HAPPENS!" Very determined girl - but still, all determined and no luck girl, makes her life no different from before. She's still the same girl, the same girl who wrote in her thoughts in her diary, on May 5th, 2003...
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings", kan? And so, finally, just maybe, her luck started to change when she met...
5th August, 2006
12:01am
Owh my God, goodness, dear diary!!!
I finally meet him, I think. Yes! Rasenye, my wishes dah mula nak come true, and maybe, just maybe, my luck is starting to change! It's Azlan... it's him! Owhhh yes! It seems like dia dah lama minat kat I, and boy was I stupid not to notice that he was busy looking at me. Maybe I was too busy and concerned about being unnoticable and what not, sampai I didn't noticed ade org noticed me, even when I was invisible... Owh diary! I'm sooo soo happy! Yeah yeah, I know, I gotta take things slowly, one step at a time. Yes, I know that, MOTHER! Hehehe. Its just that am so excited about this I could just, SCREAM!!! He's perfect; he's smart, handsome, intelligent, charming, funny, he's just, EVERYTHING! Owh I can't wait for tomorrow to come; more things to write!!!
Goodnight!!!
From the happiest girl alive,
-Me-... *smile smile!!!*
Well welll, what do we have here? From a long, devastated long years of missery being La Soy BETTY La Fea, to the 3 years of transformation, in and out, and with that extra 3 months of good faith, and hope, her wishes finally did come true. Awww... I'm touched, really I am happy for her. It's like, a fairy tale come true. All I can say is, it was worth the wait, the hopes and prayers, the courage and semangat she had in her all these years, and months, heheh... she finally may just to enjoy what life has got to offer. Azlan is just too good to be true for her. They met at a club, introduced by couple of friends, got to know each other better, took things slowly, one step at a time - it's perfect... until 3 weeks later... *TO BE CONTINUED...


Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Lawatan Sambil Belajar ke...
Ke mana ek? Mana lagi kalau bukan ke cafe yang menggemukkan setiap pengunjung²nye...
Selamat Datang ke Secret Recipe, Alor Star!!!
Kaedahnye mek lama dah nak buat entry nih (AGAIN! ALASAN sangat!) tapi biasa lah - memandangkan mek always busy dan setiap kali pi Secret Recipe AS tu, either mek too busy nak mengketedaghah cheese cake itiew, atau mek sebok potpetpotpet dengan staff² sitiew... hiks!
Speaking of staff, mrasalah lawatan kite kali ini telah di bantu oleh Manager Chef Aduka (mati la, dah la Manager, Chef lagik tu, KAN!?). Dia sudi memberi sedikit penerangan katanya sambil mek snappy². By right dinch bols snappy² tapi atas tujuan promotion, mek diizinkan. Mek gumbira!!!
Manager Chef Aduka: Yes sir, welcome to Secret Recipe. May I help you?
LLea: KO GILA KAN!? Tak nampak mek dragun mampan kui 5.15pm nih, brani mampos ko panggei mek Sir, KAN!?
Manager Chef Aduka: Opps, sorry. Madam...
LLea: Hanjeng! Mek belom kawin. Laki mek jer dosi kawen. So mek MISS lagik, NAH!? Oppsss!
Manager Chef Aduka: Whatever lah anjeng - HANG NAK APA TATAU?
Nahhh tu diiiaa! Mek di hanjengkan katanya? Welcoming guests cara mantap! MEK SUJUD! MANA komplen form tu tatau!?!?! Hiks!
LLea: So u ols. Nih, mek nak snappy² pics² cakes² inih, can ah?
Manager Chef Aduka: Ermmm... Gambaq I nanti ada dak?
LLea: Kalau u ols nak, mek ok ok sahajs u ols!
Manager Chef Aduka: Ok jer... kalau pics I ade nanti, I izinkan u ols amik gambaq. heheheh...
Tu dia! Bersyarat katanya! Mek tak amik tips utk promotekan cafe hang dalam blog vogue mek nih pon dah besaq tuah! Hahaha...
Ok, so anyways, kami pong teruih la pi kat peti aih yang simpan semua kek² yang ado itiew. Isk, tempting betoi. Ghasa cam nak hamek satu dua bok balik jer - MATI LA NAIK BENTAT BALIK lepas itiew!
Speaking of staff, mrasalah lawatan kite kali ini telah di bantu oleh Manager Chef Aduka (mati la, dah la Manager, Chef lagik tu, KAN!?). Dia sudi memberi sedikit penerangan katanya sambil mek snappy². By right dinch bols snappy² tapi atas tujuan promotion, mek diizinkan. Mek gumbira!!!
Manager Chef Aduka: Yes sir, welcome to Secret Recipe. May I help you?
LLea: KO GILA KAN!? Tak nampak mek dragun mampan kui 5.15pm nih, brani mampos ko panggei mek Sir, KAN!?
Manager Chef Aduka: Opps, sorry. Madam...
LLea: Hanjeng! Mek belom kawin. Laki mek jer dosi kawen. So mek MISS lagik, NAH!? Oppsss!
Manager Chef Aduka: Whatever lah anjeng - HANG NAK APA TATAU?
Nahhh tu diiiaa! Mek di hanjengkan katanya? Welcoming guests cara mantap! MEK SUJUD! MANA komplen form tu tatau!?!?! Hiks!
LLea: So u ols. Nih, mek nak snappy² pics² cakes² inih, can ah?
Manager Chef Aduka: Ermmm... Gambaq I nanti ada dak?
LLea: Kalau u ols nak, mek ok ok sahajs u ols!
Manager Chef Aduka: Ok jer... kalau pics I ade nanti, I izinkan u ols amik gambaq. heheheh...
Tu dia! Bersyarat katanya! Mek tak amik tips utk promotekan cafe hang dalam blog vogue mek nih pon dah besaq tuah! Hahaha...
Ok, so anyways, kami pong teruih la pi kat peti aih yang simpan semua kek² yang ado itiew. Isk, tempting betoi. Ghasa cam nak hamek satu dua bok balik jer - MATI LA NAIK BENTAT BALIK lepas itiew!

Seeeenyum jer si Chef Aduka inih, vangga dengan cafenye. Yer la, manager katanya. Alhamdulillah. Started off sebagai staff biasa, rezeki dia terima cepat lepas beberapa bulan sajork keje kat Secret Recipe AS tu. Tu la, mujur dulu mek nasihat dan sabarkan u ols waktu u ols tgh tensi nak berhenti keje bagai. HA, tgk, dosi jadik manager dah! *tepok tepok tangan! Leh dapat discount! Opps! Mati la lari topic!

U ols... memang lazarts sekals tgk kek kek nih, yang fresh, dinch dipotong2 bagai lagi nih, KAN!?

Seleksi cakes yang mek sempat snappy² secara close up. Dari atas, pic kanan, ke bawah, ikut arah jams... Mango Cheesecake, Chocolate Indulgence? kot namanye, MATI LA kalau tak betoi, Mocha Cheese, Blackforest cheese, Baked Cheesecake, dan cheese tanah - opps! I meant, ALMOND CHEESE yer yang last sekali tu. Hehehe...

Cantikkk jer mek nengok. Tu la, macam fantasy mek. Kalau mek kaya, mek nak buat satu tempat simpan cake cam ini, pastu, mek nak beli semua cakes, dinch potong2, pastu, simpan jer dalam tu buat tatapan umum *pastu, berkulat, basi, tukar yang lain, VOLEY? HEhehehe....

Time mek sebok snappy² tu, staff² tgh ade diskusi apa tatau?

Seleksi cakes dari dekat. Time nih mek dok telan ayaq liuq dah!

Tapi mujur iman mek kuat - mek dinch belik pa per pong...
Dan sebelum balik, Manager Chef Aduka sempat memberi pose terakhir serta membuat eklan katanya... SAPA CARIK KEJE!? Mrasa!!!

Hehehe - apo lagi? Lets lah ke Secret Recipe Alor Star, bertempat di City Plaza, AS, tengkat bawah sekali tau. G kot, bukan LG tau!
JOM pi secret receipt... eh, recipe! Hehehe... nak lebihh kemelayuan yang memberi lambang kemelaysiaan, mrasalah mek rephrase, nah?
JOM PI KAFE RESIPI RAHSIA / SULIT!!! Jom!!! Sempena Sukma nih kan, jom lah! Hehehe
PS: Oi Manager - jgn lupa komisyen promosi!!! Hehehe


Sukma ke-11
Yes u ols...*sambil buat mulut! Mati la mek...* Yer, mek tahu mek lama dinch buat any entries *lama ker kalau setakat 2, 3, 4 hari? Or has it been nearly a week? Hurm...* Well anyways, tarkik lah. Here I am, giving you a new entry katanya, something current, something fresh leyyy... hiks!
Apa kes lately inih? Tak lain tak bukan, SUKAN MALAYSIA better known as Sukma, yang ke XI (11th rasenye, kan!?) yang akan bermula TODAY, 24th of May, sampai lah 4th of June katanya... Tapi, mraslah hari pembukaannye, will be this Saturday, 27th of May, 2006. Bertempat di Stadium Darulaman, at 8pm kot, mek will join my friends pi nengok majlis perasmian/ pembukaan Sukma itiew. Hiks! Mrasalah Leez, Neo, Ginger, BS, dan rakan² JC yang lain also katanya akan turut serta, KAN? Mrasa... Hiks! *jeling kat Ginger - mrasalah ko duduk sebels KB u ols nah? NO NO bukan Leez lah! LeeZ KB bahagian Tengah, mek KB bahagian AS Utara. Nih mek cakap, KB bahagian Selatan u ols... siapa? Sat mek pasang CD lagu hindustan nih sat nah... ~Sambil lagu mula berbunyi... "MujjeeRANGgedeyyyyy.... alalalalalalal" hiks! Mati la MA nih akan dipeligan satu stadium nanti, KAN!? Hakakakakak...
So anyways, mek bukannye nak buat panjang berjela sangat pon entry nih. Sedikit sebanyak mek akan update memana yang mek tau, memana yang patut dan yang penting, FOTOPAGES mek akan merriahs kots dengan gegambars lepas ini! I may not have many entries kat blog inih pasal Sukma itu nanti, tapi nantikan entries di fotopages mek itiew dengan loads of gegambars. MATI LAH PASS AKSES SEKRITARIAT!, kan!? Hiks!
Yes u ols. Mekaseh bebanyak kepada meraka yang bertanggungjawab keatas kad akses itiew *jeling kat Mamyzack dan Pete dan Kak Pah! OPPS!* yang telah susah payah buatkan mek satu kad. Mrasalah leh access ke bilik persalinan atlit lelaki katanya, KAN!? MEK SKER MEK SKER! *mati la Mamyzack ade access sampai ke BILIK AIR! Hiks!
Ooooooo I know I'm gonna be busy with work, tapi mek takkan lepaskan peluang nak snappy². Mek tak der lah nak buat keje ape sangat pon rasenye; nama jer dalam bahagian sekritariat itiew, TAPI, ado kejenye? NAN ADO. Snappies ado lah nanti! Hiks! Mati la Joe Klubbkidd dah buat special request pics! HIKS!
I wanted to do this entry since last week, ala² preperasi di negeri jelapang padi ini; tapi since mek nengok nan ado pa per banyak sangat bende leh snappy pong, mrasalah mek tunggu hingga semalam baru mek snappy². Mati la ALASAN lagi katanya, KAN!? Opps!
Owh well, so, there's nuthing much to be said la actually dalam entry ini, just, WAIT FOR THOSE PICS! Hiks! *mampos aku kena peligan ngan semua kalau NAN ADO pics nye, KAN!? Hahahaha...

Aiyoh! I thought mek dosi zoomed in dah!? Still jauh! Chit! Maklumat kurang jelas yer mengenai lokasi acara yang dipertandingkan, harap makhap, NAH!? Hiks!

Maskot SUKMA ke-Xi kali ini. Ape bende tah tu? Helang rasenye. Why helang ek? Tah - mek kantoi local history dulu. Sapa tau pasaipa HELANG jadik maskot (ke maskod? Hehehe) utk Sukma yang diadakan kali ini???

Alllllways tauuuu last last minute nak letakkan tugu ape tah... hiks!

Stadium Darulaman, yang bakal menjadi gelanggang utk acara Padang dan Olahraga... mek sker mek sker! Dan bawah itiew la Ginger dan mek cikcurinas 2 minggu lepas. OPPS! Mati la mek dicarut Sultanah Pahang, mengenakan wig Ginger. Hehehe...

Ah ha! Ini adalah terretoriii Celcom! Sapa nak access internet free, mrasalah bawak laptop hampa pi dok tercegat kat sitiew, NAH!?

I see RTM punye booth itiew... mana pi booth channel² lain tatau!?

Mek suke lah signboard nih. Bleh amik satu bok balik dak!? Hiks!

Yang penting, ade FUNFAIR nanti! Mrasalah naik itu bende pusing² tu, NAH!?

Clussssttt! Kad akses katanya! Mek sker!

Mek nye zone larangan ado dak? Mek pon tak paham... hiks!









Ha... apo lagik tunggu? Mrasala....
JOM PI KEDAH... hiks!



Thursday, May 18, 2006
"Mak Cik, ado kah Mak Cik percayakan 'HAPPY ENDINGS'? Komen sat Mak Cik..." - PART 1
Yer - topic hari ini bersama² Mak Cik² tempatan... Ado kah such thing as 'Happy Endings', or apa tu dalam citer² dongeng itiew, "... and they lived happily ever after..."? Hiks. Mrasalah kite ikutstis kesah bersama beberapa Mak Cik² ini nah... cast nye, Mak Esah, Mak Yahcha, Mak Senabel, Mak Ruk dan Mak Leha... hiks!
Tapi sebelum itiew, mrasalah kite kasik chan siket kat si Nurlea Laurielle itiew jawab soklan itiew dulu nah? *Mati la terkebil² pulak... LOL!
"Miss Laurielle, do you believe in 'HAPPY ENDINGS' or 'HAPPILY EVER AFTER'? Mrasalah jawab 5 points dalam 5 menet, NAH! Hiks!"
Senyum lebaq, pose gediques, dan terus menjawab...
Miss Laurielle: "Thank you for the question. Do I believe in such phrases? Erm, I don't think so... not unless I'm living in a fairy tale book or something *gelak gedik² sambil jelir lidah... hiks!* And besides, living happily ever after, ermmm, does not, erm, signifies, erm, LAMBANG, erm, lambang, KEMELAYSIAAN! Hiks! *Gelak gedik over lagi. LOL!* No but seriously, I don't believe in those phrases because we, as a normal human being, bound to make mistakes and by doin' so, there won't be such 'living with happy endings and forever after'. Because to me, if you were to live with those two phrases, then, I suppose you won't make any mistakes and have no problems at all. And for that, you won't be living a normal life. With that, I thank you..."
Cukup dak tatau 5 points dan 5 menet? HAHAH mati la mek!
Ok ok - berbalik kepada Mak Cik² tadi nih. Meh lah kite duduk kat serambi umah usang kayu milik Mak Esah itiew, sambil kite mendengar gossip dari Mak Cik² segeng dengan Mak Esah ini yer.... Mrasalah ikuti kesah gossip mereka berlima ini yer... *menguap - mampu ke mek habiskan entry nih? Mata dosi berat dah nih! LOL!

Bersama saya, Mak Esah, bakal bukak citer bersama geng² vogue gedebas saya kat umah. Lets la u ols... meh...
Mak Esah: Aiyoh, noq... ko tak dgr ke kesah si Lijah dan si Osman itiew???
Mak Yahcha: Ada jugak aku dgq, kesah umahtangga depa dosi goyah. Apa kes!?
Mak Esah: Haaa tu la kau. Tak ikuti perkembangan semasa. Mrasalah pasang Astro nah?
Mak Senabel: Ape kesah nih nyeh? Mek pon dgr² cam tu jugak kaedahnye. Mek curious nih... *sambil tenyeh sirih...
Mak Esah: Ha... tu la. It's all over kampung in the world to the glory of the survival occayy! Rumahtangga si Osman dan Lijah tu ha, dosi bergoyah... katanya wujud org ketiga...
Mak Leha: Yezza? Sesuaiii lah!
Mak Yahcha: Motif ko persis sentap dan nak DQ?
Mak Leha: Dinch ah! Mano ado...
Mak Senabel: Ish u ols. Takkan u ols tak tau kot. Leha kite nih ha, kan ke dulu terhegeh² nakkan si Osman itiew. Tapi yer lah, dah org tak layan - sentap la itiew, KAN!?
Mak Leha: Sorry nehhh! Mek dinch nahhh terhegeh² kat dia ok! Dia yang coberline ok! Dia yang siang malam pagi petang nak kan mek, alih² bile mek dinch layan, mrasalah speku satu dunia katanya mek yang terhegeh² kat dia ok! Eee, kowser!
Mak Esah: HEY! Ini mek nak citer nih. Korang nak dgr tak? Ini tak der kaitan dengan Leha la Senabel. Leha, ko jgn feeling nah! Hiks!
Terus terdiam katanya Leha, sambil belek² French Manicure nye. Opps! So lepas tu, Mak Esah pon bersambung katenye...
Mak Esah: Itu lah - point mek skarang ini, hehe, mati lah point mek lewat siket sampai nah - anyways, point mek kaedahnye, kite sangkakan bahagia la depa tu kan, rupo², ado?! NAN ADO ok. Disangkanya cerah sampai ke petang, rupanye hujan dosi turun during tea time sajork, HOW?
Curlast Mak Cik² ini semua speaking London katanya - yang penting, feeling² cakap bahasa hadek². Depa nih ori ke, kanta lekap beli kat Danok sajork? OPPS!
Mak Yahcha: TLP (tu la pasal), dengan itu, sah lah pepatah depa dok cakap... no such thing as HAPPY ENDING / Happily ever after, ok!? Semua tu karut, dalam citer dongeng sajork...
Mak Senabel: Yeszzaaahhh... mek pon ingatkan depa tu bahagia la gamaknye. Ruponye, nan ado... SEDEYYYY!!!
Mak Esah: Dgr khabau, alkesahnye, ade kes org ketiga, membuatkan si Lijah tu terasa diabaikan Osman. Betul ke?
Mak Leha: E eh? Ko yang mulakan CNN nih, kau pulak tanya kami, APA KES!?
Mak Esah: Tak der lah - mek tanya sajork utk tambah script dialogue nih ha, HANJENG!
*BEEP BEEP* Terdiam semua Mak Cik² itiew tatkala HP 3G Mak Yahcha berbunyik incoming msg...

HEY! Msg dari siape itiew u ols!?!?!?!
Mak Senabel: Dari sapo tu u ols msg itiew?
Mak Yahcha: Nih ha - dari Mak Ruck kita itiew. Katanya nak join, mek balas sajork, MRASA, nah?
Mak Esah: Mesti Mak Ruck kite itiew pong ado story kaedahnye... mrasa mrasa...
Bersambung... dengan kehadiran Mak Ruck, di PART 2! NANTIKAN!!! LEBIH banyak gossip dan kupasan yang bakal dikeluarkan. Mrasa!!! Mati lah mek!!!
DISCLAIMER: Citer Part 1 dan Part 2 (yang akan datang esok esok nih) nan ado kaitan ngan sapo² pong, baik yang hidup, atau yang dosi mati, atau yang bakal nak mampos, nah!? Kalau ade kaitan tu, KEBETULAN sajork, NAH!? Hiks!


Koleksi kotak bertambahhh katanya... hiks!
Mati la mek gila kumpul kotak - opps! Hiks!
Ptg tadi, mek ala² kempunan nak belik itiew iPod ke apa menatang tah la org panggei tu (mati la tak celik terma terma IT! Opps!). Nih semua gara² Rang la. Mek nengok dia pakai satu, teruih mek berkenan. Mrasalah rugi jer belik cd-man kat KL hari tu. (Owh which reminds me, Volks, kotak CD-man Sony tu ado kat umah u ols ok... Mati la semua barang² peponens tinggai kat sitiew. HAHAH!) Tapi kerana dah tetap pendirian nak belik jugak iPod tu (iPod la kan org panggei bende tu?), jadi, lepas lunchies tadi, dah selesai keje², mek ajak si Chef Aduka kuaq pekan dengan mek pi beli menatang itiew. Mrasa!!! Hiks!

Mek
suka la kotak dia! Melerts. iPod tu pon not bad - I mean, walaupun
berjenama SPEEDY katanya, dan walaupun hanya RM170, tapi, mrasalah
256Mb katanya - not bad aihhh!!! Sound pon ok - graphics pon ok.
Mrasalah MP4 katanya boleh main video ek? Cam nih nak transfer video
IQP 2006 itiew la... OPPS! Mati la tak muat katanya 1.7Gb video itiew.
HAHAH!
Dan lepas itiew, lepas dosi hantaq si CA balik (lepas lepak kat salon Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha Porntip Nakirun Kanurk itiew dan lepas pi balik kedai beli iPod kat Sentosa Mall tu, sebab earphone rosak sebelah katanya!), mek pon pulang la ke umah katanya dan terus off segala suis bagai dalam bilik tu sebab nak operatebogelkan CPU mek tu balik katanya. Hiks! Awat, apa yang rosak tatau!? Hehehe. Tak der... cam ginik... *since malas nak menaip, baca sajork dialogue di bawah ini, nah!? Heheh...
LeeZ: u ols awat p kuarkan CDRW u ols tu?
LeeZ: guna la dedua... mcm hem
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home: LeeZ: Owh, CAN AH? then mek kena keluarkan CD rom biasa tu la> Mek rase 3 drivers dinch bols u ols?
LeeZ: aiyoo
LeeZ: u ols... kuarkanla CDROM biasa tu... masukkan CDRW u ols tu dan DVDRW u ols guna dedua
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home: LeeZ: u ols... kuarkanla CDROM biasa tu... masukkan CDRW u ols tu dan DVDRW u ols guna dedua< - leezie, but i tot having the DVD rom tu is like having the CD-writer tu inside the DVD rom/ writer tu, kan? hmmmmmm tak pa. balik satgi mek pomen lain bok keluaq CD-rom biasa itiew dan gantikan balik dengan CD-writer cam u ols. mrasalah ponen celik IT katanya, kan? hiks!
LeeZ: LOLS... at least u have an option... mcm mek kalo nak write CD biasa mek guna la CDRW tu
LeeZ: kalo nak write DVD guna la DVD writer ittew
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home: LeeZ: LOLS... at least u have an option... mcm mek kalo nak write CD biasa mek guna la CDRW tu< - ok. tapi with that DVD writer pong u ols can write CD biasa, kan???
LeeZ: mmg boleh... sama jugak apa guna CD ROM biasa tu kan?? CDRW tu takleh baca ka?? *ops
Volk$@opis.. :|: its better to have the CDRW rather than the CDROM cos CDROM only reads the memory where else the CDRW reads and write... simple as that... hehehe
LeeZ: abg V kan??? hi-5 naaa
LeeZ: hiks
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home: YER LA YER LAH hehhhe
Nurlea Laurielle @ Home: hanjeng tauuuuu caruts mek kuasa dua. HHEHEHE
Dan tetiber jer, Miss A bersuara...
BadarSila: tudiaa... bukak kelas tutorial "HOW TO OPERATE DVDRW FOR DUMMIES", hiks..
DUMMIES la mek!? Hanjs! Bimbo sajork - OPPS!!!
Anyways, setelah dinasihatkan sebegitiew oleh LeeZie dan si Volksie, mrasalah mek perongkah pomen balik CPU mek tu, bok keluaq CD-ROM Sony yang biasa itiew, dan gantikan dengan Samsung CD-Writer mek itiew... mati la ponen mekanikal! HIKS!

Gantikan CD-ROM biasa itiew dengan CD-Writer Samsung mek itiew. Mrasa!!! *Motif lentikkan pegangan CD-Writer itiew? HIKS!

SONY tau! Jgn memain! Sapa nak belik!? Mrasa... contact mek, NAH!? Hiks!
Kan!? So kaedahnye CPU mek sekars ado CD-Writer which can read CD biaso dan writes a CD, dan also ade DVD-Writer katanya which can read DVD (yer, termasuk DVD IQP2006 itiew yer! Hiks!) dan mek leh buat DVD mek sendirs sekars. Mrasalah jadik tokey DVD lak dah? Hikhikhiks!
Jadik, apakah kesimpulan entry kali ini!? Yer... pandai pong - KOLEKSI KOTAK MEK MAKIN BANYAK! LOL!!!!

Mek sker mek sker - lepas nih kalo ade kotak² baru, nak letak tang mana dah tatau!?
Hiks! Mrasalah! (Noticed the new signature? Hehehe - mek sker mek sker!!! Terima kasih Abang Im... hiks!)


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