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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Here comes the NEW 'New and Improved' Carta Organisasi Blog nih!


Yo yo jer... hiks! Ini lah dia the new and improved (new and improved lagggik katanya) carta Exco Blog Nurlea Laurielle - Stories of my life; I write, you read... Hikhik! Yang penting, kalau yang ini new and improved, habis yang the previous2 "original chart" dengan that "chart 2" tu apo? OLD and INFERIOR!?! Mati la aku!

Ramai ingatkan bende yang mek reka2kan nih tak der paedahnye; actually, ade la paedahnya u ols. Noticed how yang dok dalam chart tu semuanya yang rajin chat kat TB mek and thus menjadik pengunjung tetap serta merupakan dah jadik kawan dah dari TB nih, kan? Hari tu dah buat small gath - which was attended by KW and VW plus 2 new members yang mek dah serapkan masuk exco.

And setiap exco ade lah department2 masing2. Bukan ape, kite nih berkawan, bukannye sehari dua. Kalau boleh, berpanjangan. Dan we never know kedepan2 nih kot2 ade kite nak buat program 'Bercuti2 Bersama Lea and her TB friends ke PD' - ha, di sini lah boleh kite agih2kan tugas. Like sape nak simpan/ pegang duit (department Chetti), sape yang nak incharge penginapan, makan, so and so forth. I know it sounds silly tapi nanti kedepan2 nih, akan memudahkan keje kite, tui dak? I mean, yer lah - it started out as for fun reka2 carta organisasi blog ni, tapi bile lepas2 nih ade lagi bende2 yang requires us to work and so as a team, senang la citer sebab dah tahu tugas masing2. PR punya department maybe boleh calling2 setiap members TB/ chatters nih ke, and then nanti ade department yang incharge pasal activities ke ape ke, kan? HAIYOH! Ape mek membebel nih!?

LETS tgk siape yang baru diserap masuk itiew! LOL!!!!



  • FA a.k.a. BH: Dia telah diterapkan masuk ke jabatan Penasihat; sebabnye; erm, sebab dia erm, banyak buat mek pikir, dan bile mek banyak pikir, dan tak dapat nak pikir sepikir2 selebih2nya, mek akan suruh dia pulak pikirkan. So it makes him sesuai jatuh ke kelompok ahli pikir blog nih. Senang citer! LOL!

  • csi_X: Berdasarkan kepakaran dia dalam donia IT yang tidak dapat dipersoalkan lagi, mek dengan ini menjatuhkan dia masuk ke dalam department IT bersama2 KW yang cekap dan pantas bila masa mek perlukan bantuan IT dan track IP itiew - serta bersama MyOrange yang walaupun sebok dengan pembikinan website dan banner, tetap ade time organize Beauty Pageant katanye itiew! LOL!

  • Azeem: Selepas mek jumpe dia face to face, dia sangat sehsuwai dan sangat memponyai ciri2 yang lengkap utk membantu Neo di dapur dan memastikan urusan2 makan dan minum kite semua terjamin. And besides, Azeem memang suke bab bab buat air nih kan??? U ols! Mek pasti u ols suke sebab I can see the voMan in you!? HAIYOH!!! MATI LA AKU BUAT HAL LAGI LEPAS NIH!!!!

  • Adam: Ahah! This hunky in black nih yang menjadi gilaan sorang dua tiga chatters/ ahli exco dalam blog organisasi ini, telah mek seritauhusumbatkan kedalam department kewangan ala ala Chetti - only he's fair and not dark, EH? Sebab mek masukkan dia dalam department itiew - senang, DIA KAN keje dengan institusi kewangan. So bab bab duit nih dia suka. Siapa nak buat loan dan pasal credit card, hubungi dia di talian 1-300-GI-TANYA-DIA-SENDIRI! LOL! And dia sendiri ngaku - dia suke dapat masuk department itiew. Heheheh - NOTE: Department Kewangan ini BARU di tubuhkan. Hehehehe

  • Carlos Iskandar aka CI: Dia yang merupakan Guest Writer utk blog mek nih, mek boh dia dalam department baru. Nenanti kalau ade lagik new guest writers, semua akan pi dok dalam department dia - Department Guest Writer; hmmm - how straight forward can that get? LOL!

  • Eureka: Haaaaa - department si Eureka nih (which is also BARU) very der sesuatuh. Menurut maklumat dari sumber2 (pssst! Eureka, si Azeem yang kasik tahu mek, tau!), si Eureka nih (yang jugak perems oris) dah tamat dan khatam blog mek dan cuba lah tanya dia, apa apa jer dalam mana2 entry, ade je dia tau, which episode, part mana, entry title ape; semua dia tahu! - mek sangat terpegunkejuts dengan pencapaiannya. So kalau ade function pa per, activiti soal2 pasal blog, kite leh serahkan kat Eureka, dia dah tau every bit and every inch of the blog - so tak leh nak kona ke mana2 dah. Kan bagus kan kan kan? Hiks!



Tu jer la kot - for now! Hehehe (mati la kau KW kalau ade lagi perubahan lepas2 nih! Ehehehe) Owh, and erm, in case u ols tanye mana hilangnya sorang exco dalam Department IT, Encik Tukang Taip itiew, erm, lets just say, ade lah some perkara2 yang tak dapat mek dan TT nak elakkan. Jadi TT meminta diri utk keluar dari carta nih dan mek juga dengan rela hati (walaupun berat namun rela yer) lepaskan dia pergi. Tak perlu la tanye why when what questions semua tu kat mek. Tapi kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut, erm... tok sah lah ek? Dah dia tak der tu, tak der la. Tak yah nak 'Kak Nam' pulak (And TAK GUNA tanya ahli exco yang lenglain dalam department tu pon, diaorang pong tak tau. Eehehe) Namun, disini, mesti saya mengambil kesempatan ini utk mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih kepada TT yang banyak jugak tolong dalam blog mek, pasal HTMLs la, pasal TB la itu ini. Jasa miew dikenang (haiyoh! asal formal sangat nih!? Ish sih ish) Dah lah...

The end... heheheh


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Posted at 10:23:39 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




MRSM pics - macam2 ado!!! Entry part 4: "Boys... ooooo Boys!!! Heheheh - cam mano gegambar hampa ini semua jatuh ke tangan kiew?"

Dearest all, (Yaaawwwwnnnn - haiyoh! Motif gagah berani menentang arus mata mengantuk sesudah Subuh, semata2 utk entry nih!? Kalau tak dapat sambutan - mek nak DQ sambung tidur balik!)

And here we are, the final part - Part 4; (click HERE to view Part 1) (click HERE to view Part 2) (click HERE to view Part 3)

And in this last part of the entry pasal pic2 sekitar seround sewaktu di MRSM Balik Pulau tu, mek nak concentrate kat pics yang mek sendirik pening kepala pikirkan - "HOW ON EARTH DID THESE PICS BERADA DALAM SIMPANAN MEK!?!?!?!?!" Hmmm - nanti mek citerkan why mek hairan binti ajaib about all this... (Yaaawwning again!!!! - bukan boring, sleepy lah! HELLO!?!?! Look what time it is!?! 7am! Memang time2 mek kuat bangat buat taik mata lepas Subuh! Duh!?!?!)

Like HELLO!?!?!? Bile masa mek naik ke dorm boys (my batch) nih!?!?!? Nampak cam dorm atas je tu? (tah ape tah nama dia mek dah lupe dah nama dorm tu)- Like hello? I never went up there and certainly didn't snap this pic! Boys half naked (opppss) - dinch ah! Mek tetap terpinga2, how lah this pic ade dalam posesi mek? Hmmmmm. Tapi pic nih memang sesuatuh, bebudak nih very der semuanya (most of them) dos tayang those undefined bodies tu (brangan la tu - dulu tak la mek taste, tak tau la pulak sekarang lagu mana? Cando???? Hehehehe)


Yang nih mek tau mek ada dalam trip ke Padang Kota Lama itiew - tapi mek dinch snapperinas this pic!!!!! Yang penting, owh! Krol ku ade dalam pic tu, walaupun tercorok sikit ala ala nampak tak nampak jer, namun, mek tetap nampak dia jugak! And I found out somesthings funnies lah- kenape when guys/boys bile dah besau, segan bebeno nak amik gambo? Tapi time2 sekolah cam nih, semuanye senoroks wanna have their pictures taken! Isk, suatu fenomena yang memang mek kurang paham. Dan satu lagik, SIAPE SNAP PIC NIH!?!?!? AND HOW DID I DAPAT JUMPE DALAM MY ALBUMZ!?!?!?! Hurmmm....


Nih waktu yang sama kot dengan pic ataih. Again - fenomena yang sama yang mek kureng mampu to jelaskan. I should skip the 1mill. dollar question itiew. Tapi, mek perasan sesuatuh dalam pic itiew!!! YERRR LAH! Ade that lucky fu*kerina middle finger dalam itiew pic!!!! Haiyoh! Kecik2 sudah fandei tunjuk finger tgh fingger fu*ckerinas! Isk isk isk - besau2 panjang sekarang tak piula guna jari tu? Dok sodok lubang guna cik tang jer now pandai. Guna jari la bang, kureng senak sikit! HEHEH! CUT CUT! 18SX!!!! LOL!


Pic nih LAGI sesuatuh! Kalau tak silpa mek (kesalahan ejaan itiew amatlah disengajakan), nih team bola sepak MRSM batch mek! And kalu tgk gaya, nih macam bukan di perkarangan MRSM dan mek suspection ini waktu diaorang on the way ke somewhere nak main bola, or on the way balik dari mana2 nak balik ke MRSM and stopped somewhere and amik pic nih. SOALAN LAGIK! Cam mana pic group nih ada ditangan mek!?!?!?! Tapi mek tarkik (tak kisah) sebab dalam pic nih pong, laki mek (OPPSSS! MATI LA AKU LEPAS NIH!!!) si Krol pong ade. Mampu kah anda carik dimana dia? Owhhh mek confirmasi hampa tak leh! Jadik, he's MINE! Eh - he WAS jer - now daku milik orang lain. GITTIEW!! Tapikan, SIAPA AMIK PIC NIH!?!?!?!?!


For me to have taken pics2 diatas nih memang lah sesuatuh yang yaamatzlah berat sebab mek dinch berani nak gi kat group2 boys nih dan main pakai snap jer pics diaorang (walaupun satu batch tapi mek segan lah! Mek kan woman2 melayu gitiew- mati la aku!) So anyways, hope you guys dah enjoyed this 4 parts -entry pasal pics2 lama past tense mek di MRSM dulu itiew (mati la kau Ginger dengan Past Tense kau!) - tgk lah nanti ade apa apa lagik mek nak scan, yang boleh dibuat entry - mek buatkan, ek? As for now - enjoy what you can view! LOL!....



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Posted at 6:53:11 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




And the the guy yang menjadi pojaan hati semua ialah...




Ingat tak that poll we did to determined which one out of these two cute hunkies yang akan dapat jadik pilihan number one kalau like there's no other men on this planet earth tu, kan? Ingat kan? Ish - tak per la ek. Purak2 jer ingat. So anyways, it's June 23rd, poll has been closed for the final vote (sebab waktu mula2 voting dulu, out of four guys, these two dapat seri votes, kan? So mek kan buat balik poll tu, only this time, just these two cuties jer) - so anyways, nih la dia final results! (sambil lap lapkan air mata yang tak berhenti2 keluar dari mata mek! Krol kalah? Huwaarrghhh!!!)



Yang penting! Tetap ade dua orang yang tetaappp pilih nak jadik lesbian. And mek tau - nih mesti keje si CD nih, kan? Dan partner lesbianitta dia would be either Ginger De La Loca itiew ataupon Leez! LOL!!!! Mati lah kau KW!!! Hehehehehe....

So itu lah dia - the people has spoken. Kalu diberi pilihan, pilih antara dua nih (memula 4 guys yer, take note), it is clear that ramai nakkan Guy B itiew! Haiyoh! Yer ke? Ntah2 dah beranak pinak dah dia tu. Eh kejap, csi_X, isn't guy B tu your neighbour? Dia dah kawin, kan? Dah ade anak ke? LOL!..... Mati la aku!!!

Quote - regarding this issue... as mek membawa perkara berbangkit kepada si Duan Juan De Marco Polo itiew over the YM... Maati la kau Fiebs De La Rossa De La Mama Roxa!
    "XxXxX.rm (12:20:51 AM): krol tu muka chantek, orang suka muka macho"

Huwaarrghh!! Muke ex classmate kiew yang masuk Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor itiew dikatanya muka chantek??? Hanjs sangat! Mek tak puas hati! Mek nak DQ!!! Zzzzzzzzz..... 2.50am....... (tidur terus katanye - mati la mek! Esok jer la sambung entry lain! LOL!!!)



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Posted at 2:50:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




And the answer is? (Vagina or not a vagina???)

Dearest all,



Remember pic yang kat atas tu? Yang mek claimed to be 'sesuatuh yang sunggoh simbolique sangat' (simbolik la tu) - it represents A, B and C of something; ingat dak? Hish - baru siang tadik mek buat! Takkan tak ingat??! Kejissatun lah!

Anyways, dah amati dah bebetul? LOL? Mau tau jawapannya? Click kat bawah link kat bawah itiew!!! LOL!!!!! (I know MOST of u dah tau jawapan nih - tapi ini khas utk mereka2 yang dinch tau jawapannye dan MATI2 ingatkan ini adalah fefetz! LOL!)

Click HERE to find out the answer!


LOL! So A, B and C tu ade lah Dagu dan janggut + lutut kaki kanan + lutut kaki kiri! Very simbolik kan!?!?! LOL!!!!! Mati la aku! LOL!!!!


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Posted at 12:14:36 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, June 22, 2005

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 15


From the last episode... Episode 14: 2004 - A beginning of a more-challenging year (First half of 2004- Part 1)

So although I thought 2004 gonna start off well, ghuper2nye, nan ado! Despite semua 3M dan issue2 berbangkitz nih, I still went on with my shows, performing seperti biasa (nama itu sudah up lagi lah by this time! Hehehhe) and talking about bile buat shows, ramai yang commented I've changed dalam style performing, lebih, how should I say, matang? And the fact that ramai enjoyed my shows and complimented on my shows dan jugak on my fake beauty itiew. LOL! Tapi, seriously, sometimes it made me wondered - "Diaorang enjoyed my show becoz of my show, or sebab enjoy tgk ME on stage?" Get it tak? Like - they (the audience) datang tu, tgk show mek sebab minat tgk me perform, or just nak tgk kecantikan mek? (haiyoh! Hazab statement kiew ini! But its true - I though about it all the time - like, serious ke show mek meletop? Ke depa suka tgk something beautiful jer, biarpon show macam kayu? Hmmm). Walau apa apa pon, pemikiran tu tak lama sebab mek leka dan asyik dibuai compliments (regardless about the show ke or about my kecantikkan ke or about my DAGU ke! Oppsss). And the first half of 2004 nih pon, I was also busy competing in various TS beauty pageants - sampai ade yang kata "Alahai - alih2 muka nih je? Tak der muke lain ke?" and this part mek akan kupaskasankan dalam Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl Episode 15: 2004 - A beginning of a more-challenging year (First half of 2004- Part 2). Dan just to let u know whats coming, dalam part 2 itiew, akan ada satu lagi statement of the year!!! "ENOUGH with Beauty Pageants"... Haiyoh!! Perlu ke!?!?!??

Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Confusing musing ek tgk title episode kali nih? Now, pay attention everyone. This is gonna be a bit, erm, confusing. So kalau u ols tak ikut dari the last2 episodes, memang pening sikit. Ok. In the last episode mek citerkan perihal 1st half of 2004, kan? And supposedly entry nih, mek kena habiskan part 2 of first half of 2004, kan? Tapi kan, sebenarnye, dalam Part 2 nih pulak, ade lagi la pulak sub-parts. Sebabnye, 2nd part of the first half of 2004 nih, mek nak ceraikan kepada beberapa sub parts and each sub part tells u about different pageants yang I masuk (tak der lah sampai kesemua pageants yang mek masuk dalam 2004 tu, kalu ikut camtu, HAUS lah mek! LOL!), sampaikan show ke mana, ape ke mana semua, sampaikan satu hari tu mek dah naik "fedddup, sshhaadaapp and enuffff" with beauty pageants.

So now, paham la ek?? Kenapa part 2 of first half of 2004 nih ade sub sub ceraian beraians parts piula, kan?? Bagusss... LOL! Cam tu la kalu nak jadik showgirl! Kena paham bende2 yang tah pa per nih! Maati la aku! Tu belum masuk lah 2nd half of 2004 - I wonder berapa parts pulak, and berapa sub-parts pulak? Haiyoh! Mek ingatkan its gonna be easy writing about year 2004 - ghuper2nye, ado? Nan ado! Hmmm that explains why updates about OUATIWTShowgirl episodes nih very der lembat (lembab campur lambat! LOL!)... hehehe...

Haiyoh! Tak paham jugak!? Tunggu at the end of this entry sebab mek ade buat something which may help! LOL!... :)

So anyways, back to Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Selepas menyambut ketibaan the year 2004 with Glitters, performed kat Bleu Bar, then lari ke Velvet, then lari balik ke Bleu Bar (Haiyoh penat sangat malam tu! Imagine, we walked all the way from Jalan Pinang - that's where Bleu Bar is, somewhere kat itiew what do you call, Beach Club, ah yes.. anyways, dari Jalan Pinang, gi ke Velvet yang kat belakang Regent Hotel itiew, then patah balik ke Blue Bar, JALAN KAKI, MALAM NEW YEAR!?!?!) So anyways, aside from that malam new year's show itiew, sokseksoksek dah mengabar anginkan pasal Lady Loreal tannak bertanding ratu cantik lagik. Like, hello? As if! I meant, I tannak bertanding beauty pageants gayboys dah since I've won myself Miss Malaysia 2003 kan? Takkan nak mencemar duli titles, kan? LOL! So anyways, abaikan ape diaorang nak kata. Yang penting sokseksoksek lain pulak ade menyatakan bahawasanya, MISS WORLD 2003/2004 (it was supposed to be held in 2003 tapi terlajak sikit ke 2004) yang akan diadakan oleh Mak Ayam besar Mak Ita (Ita yer, as in, Ruhil Rozita, bukan Mak Ite' Showgirl fav. si CD tu! Oppsss) So anyways, Mak Ita nak buat Miss World 2003/2004 for Divas (pre and post op transsexuals)! Mek ape lagik? Teruja lah! Find out here find out there, ok, so they benarkan transgenders (gayboys in dresses) masuk also. I was soo so sooo happy (walaupun ramai adviced mek jangan masuk sebab it's under Mak Ita and when you compete under Mak Ita's contest, theres no way a non-teteks drag queen could possibly win that coveted crown and title -tapi mek degil! TETAP nak masuk!) Dengan the new DAGU (ooppss! Mati la mek!), mek makin teruja nak compete as I think I have the features of a real woman dah (mementang ade dagu panjang dan runcing hasil injection kebahagiaan Kak Lin, dah FEEELING berangan overdose!) - But there was just one thing, one tiny problem (tah... I don't see it as a problem dah pon now, kot2 waktu tu, maybe la kot!). The pageant was in February, and aside from not having anything to wear, I was actually having my weight problems again! DAMN IT! Diet? Buddofcourse. Tapi ikut kata temanj seperjuangan mek, si Eva Natalia Gabriel...

"Nyeh, contest tu dah dekat. Ko diet gile babi cam mana pon, kalau nak gemuk, gemuk jugak. Makes no difference la ko diet ke ape ke - sah sah kalau ko diet bagai nak rak, macam la boleh kurus mendadak?" - True - memang true. Nak jer aku stop diet tapi, mek tetap teruskan diet makan sekali sehari jer tu. (gile tau diet mek!)

So preparations mek, ala ala sesuatuh la jugak iyer2nye as I was determined sangat nak win this title. I would be menipu yang nampak sangat2 kalau I say I masuk just for fun! So anyways, with the help of VW (my chatters kat TB tu lah), and my make up artist, si Vee itiew, sama sama the three of us went all the way, from A to Z, prepared this and that, for everything. VW siap print out informations about Domincan Republic from the internet, dia carik relevant infos, nak kasik mek all the infos and stuffs about Dominican Republic itiew. Pastu kami sama sama decided pasal design dress mek tu (sebab I managed to get local designer Haidee tu, to sponsor me the national costume and evening dress also - he said give him what I want ie my designs, and he'll siapkan for me within one week. Yeap, VERY short notice mek kasik tau kat dia - tapi bersyarat, and syarat dia would be sharing 50-50 kalu mek menang Best National Costume or Best Evening Dress... gittu. And the dress he gets to keep - I said, FAIR ENUFF! Mek tak kisah la bab bab tu. Mek dah desperate nak masuk tu, no dresses no nothing! HELP! And so he did) So anyways, Volks (VW) and I decided for national costume, we wanted the dress, concept, all white - very clean very white gittu. Well, innitially it looked good but later2 orang cakap2 sokseksoksek, my national costume should have been my evening dress and my evening dress should have been my national costume. Tah la. Mek also pening tapi waktu tu dah lepas pageant. Nih before the pageant. So, as for evening dress pulak, I liked one of Nicole Kidman's dress waktu dia pakai pi Oscar what year tah, 2003 kot... Dior light purple design. Cuma we decided nak jadikkan ia kaler merah menyala cilipads. Namun, dapat kat tangan si Abang Haidee tu, nah!!! VW upset! Dress tu terus bertukar wajah - lain yang mek nak lain jadik. NAMUN mek tetap suke ala ala - I LIKE IT I LIKE IT! (so direct translation of Mek suke mek suke! LOL!) Yang penting, mek mula menggabra dengan VW and Kak Vee, why? National costume all white itiew dah siap. Namun, MY EVENING DRESS TAK SIAP SIAP!?!?!? HOW? Even, waktu hari Jumaat (pageant was on Saturday night) ptg tu, mek gi fitting dress tu, still tak siap! I had to wear the dress dalam boutique dia yang beralamat di tingkat LG, (can't remember the shop number), Semua House, Masjid India itiew, dan dalam dok pakai dress tu, I had to become a patung cendana and biarkan dia (Haidee) with his assistants, tempek2 bulu2 dan diamonds2 dan bunga2 kat dress tu. Memang dress tu cantik, very detailed, macam2 dia taruh. -And the corset, yeeeeessss! 3 orang pakaikan malam tu kat bilik persalinan (Kak Vee, VW and Haidee himself - imagine, 3 orang pakaikan corset tu, tarik sekuat2 hati diaorang, nak kasik nampak shape slimmer, tapi nan ado!) So anyways, ptg Jumaat tu mek dah cuak. Cuak gile debabas sebab tak siap. And malam tu pulak, I had to become of the judges for Model Look of The Year 2004 (ala ala Supermodel lah punye contest) dan mek had to crownkan the new winner (yes, malam tu jugak mek nampak Miss Ginger De La Halia Kering tu - tapi mek dinch kenai/ rapat dengan dia sangat waktu tu, so mek jeling2 je la. Lagikpun mek sentap tak habis lagik time tu. Yer lah, kan dia Miss Universe 2003, mek 2nd runner-up jer. KOWSER! Suka lah tu!)

Yooo lah! Mek lah yang macam siyut gebebab dok tepiii sekali tu! Feeling make up au natural - NAN ADO JADIKNYE! But I loved the hairdo! Ekekeke- Very curly wurly bouncy Beyonce... bole? LOL!


Khusyuk nih tgk contestants - jadik judge nih penting. Tapi lebih penting dalam kepala hotak mek, dok pikiaq pasai MALAM ESOK TU PULAK AKU YANG BERTANDING! Dan EVENING DRESS MEK TAK SIAP LAGIK!? TIDAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Ala ala menantikan saat dan tika MC nak announcekan pemenang, so mek dah dijemput naik awal2 lagik, utk crownkan the new winner (since mek yang sponsor rantai choker utk pemenang malam itiew and plus, mek kan selaku Supermodel 2002, merangkap lah kirenye. LOL! - CEH! Branganz! Supermodel aponye tembam bentart cam tu!)


The usual act - kena kiss2 laga2 pipi dengan pemenang itiew. Mujur pemenang itiew kawan mek also - kalau dinch kawan, haiyoh - mrasalah diaorang laga2 pipi dengan Miss Malaysia 2003 itiew - waktu tu title still hangat still fresh lagik! MAAAATI LAH AKU!


Abaikan fakta mek tgh crowing tu. Sila alihkan pandangan anda pada kemantappan bontots mek! LOL! Mati lagik laaa aku lepas nih kena panah petir kekutukkans! LOL!!!


So after malam tu, balik rumah - tidur pun ala ala lite2 jer nyenyaknye sebab risau bab Miss World esok tu. Yer lah, dengan dress tak siap lagik. Haiyoh! Mek risau sangat!

So the next day tu, siang ade short rehearsals. Kak Vee followed sebab I checked in bilik, so I asked lah Kak Vee to lepak in the room dulu while I go and rehearse. Tgk2, nah! Kat hall tu ade all contestants, transsexuals most of them, and without make up, NAH! DAH LAWA GEDEBAS! Mek dah cuak lagik time tu, tapi bila dah nampak Ayang, Emma Hatta (another two transgenders yang also masuk bertanding) mek rase ok lah, at least ade gang. Ayang lagi sial. Dia cakap kat mek dia nak make up kan orang malam tu, then bile mek tanye dia masuk ke? Sbb she pergi rehearsals, then tetibe jawab, gantikan orang. So mek pon, hmm.. hambar, namun, ok jer. Sebab Emma Hattas still ade. Tau tau malam itiew - AYANG ALSO MASUK! Keji sangat ponen tu. Geram mek. Tapi thankS GodS dia masuk - ade gang gayboys nih mek suka jugak. Tak ler tersisih sangat.

So lepas rehearsals, balik bilik - guess what. VW dah sampai, dok sembang2 ngan Kak Vee, namun, HAIDEE MASIH TAK MENJELMA dengan the dress! MAK MAKIN CUAK! Haiyoh! MATI LAH AKU! Calling2 dia pon, still kat boutique. Dah start make up (mek amik Kak Vee jugak sebab sentuhan dia lah buatkan mek menang Miss Malaysia!), tgh make up, call dia, ON the way. Call lagik setengah jam, STUCK dalam jam. MEK DAH MRASA NAK NAK NANGIS DAH! Pastu, it was nearly 7pm. Contestants kena ade kat bawah (changing room) by 7.15. Mek dah siap siap semua, pakai kuku pelesu (VW tolong pasangkan! LOL!) sprayed shimmer glitters satu kepala badan semua - muka semua - namun HAIDEE tetap tak sampai! MEK MAKIN GABRA OK! 7.10pm mek rase, dia sampai dengan wife dia. Nah - bilik hotel mek tu, terus jadik overpacked. Wife si Haidee, Haidee himself, VW, Kak Vee, ME! 5 orang dalam bilik tu, semua kelam kabut tolong mek pakaikan my national costume, cucuk bulu ape tah kat sanggul kat kepala mek tu, the wife pakaikan accessories mek - Kak Vee tolong2 Haidee, VW tolong pakaikan kasut bertali2 tu (Yer, kasut tailor made satu material dengan dresss ok!) Mek yang penat tau dalam bilik tu. Plus mata cuak jer tgk jam dah 7.20!!!! Mati lah aku.....

And then, semua siap. FINALLY! Hehehe - and by the time mek turun kelam kabut ke bilik persalinan kat bawah itiew - nah!!!! Mek baru orang ke lima sampai. Yang lain masih tak sesampai! Mek sentap! Ehehehe - Dan ade jugak yang MASIH BELUM SIAP! Haiyoh! Perlu ke kes Miss Malaysia dulu tu berulang lagiques??? Isk isk isk - dalam pada tu, some transsexuals yang dah kenai mek, bile nampak mek dalam bilik tu, jenis tak kisah la kan. Tapi yang those yang tak kenal tak pernah jumpe or even look at me in drag before, haiyoh! Ternganga bagaikan nak tertanggal itiew rahang molot! Yang penting, kutukans kejis tetap mek terdengar.

Sabar lah Lea, hang getek sangat nak bertanding dengan transsexuals yang wayyyy out of you league nih, so, terima jer lah! - Thats what I said to myself lah kan... (to be continued in Episode 16: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 2!!! - NANTIKAN (Tak lama lah!!! Esok up lah kot Bahagian 2 tu! LOL!)

Tadik ade kan lagi yang tak pepaham pasal episode2 ceraian2 beraian nih semuas, kan? Nah, I hope this will selesaikan segala kekonfiusan kekeliruanz.. :)

ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL
Episode 14: 1st half of 2004 Part 1
Episode 15: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 1
Episode 16: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 2
Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.
Episode 18: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iii) - Unexpected results, Miss Diva Warp 2004
Episode 19: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iv) - And everything seems to go wrong (summary of the rest of the pageants competed)
Episode 20: End of 1st half of 2004 - The statement I made which changed everything - and the fact that I dropped out from continuing most of the contests after I made that SOTY itiew! LOL!




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Posted at 10:31:25 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




MRSM pics - macam2 ado!!! Entry part 3: "Sportsday di MRSM BP - tah pa per jer kecohnye!!!"

Dearest all,

Now, mari kite move on to Part 3; (click HERE to view Part 1) (click HERE to view Part 2)

This is just a short photobloggin' entry I'd say, nuthing much; its just couple of photos during sports day kat MRSM yang mek jumpe hari tu. Ade lagi rasenye tapi semuanya jarak jauh. So dinch nampaks pong! (Thank GOD tak der leh nampak pic mek pengsan lepas acara lontar peluru! LOL!)

Kontigen mek! SAMUDERA! YEEEHH! Hidup Samudera! Give me an Ass (S?), gimme an A, gimme an Em (M la tu), gimme a U, gimme a D, E, R and A! SAMUDERA! Giitieeww - Mek hampir2 dinobatkan pom pom cheerleading captain! LOL! Dalam perarakkan yang bermula seawal pukul 7.30am (dedulu time sekolah, leh la bangun seawal itiew - sekarang ni, waktu2 cam tu mek lebih sedap buat taik mata) - mujur mek dinch perlu berarak kawat. Or else, PENGSAN lagi! LOL! Jadik mek telah ditugaskan jadik photographer! LOL!


Acara tarik tali! Yang nih pong memula mek duduk jauh2 sebab 'PANAS' lah! Nanti cair pulak I! So lepas tu, dah semua turun padang kasik support, mek pon lari la terkinja2 gi nak sorak. Sorak pi sorak mai, alih2, MEK yang pengsan, HOW? LOL!!! Serious u ols! Mek yang tak tarik tali tu pon, dah pengsan sebab cuaca panas (walhal panas pagi jer tu) - pastu, kalau nak ikutkan, pengsan waktu tarik tali tu, pengsan kali kedua dah la selepas acara lontak peluru. HEHEHE - over dak? LOL! (Eh, kejap, sama hari/ same event ke mek pengsan tu? Takkan pengsan dua kali kots? ISK ISK ISK!)


Kejap kejap kejap! Mek sendirik dah confused. Nih during Sports day ke, during hari Sukaneka??? (Sambil garu2 kepala dan dagu! Hmmm) - Apa apa jer lah! Janji sports event thingie, kans? Dan dalam pic nih pulak, acara cikgu cikgis perempuans! Tergelak2 kami tgk gelagat cikgu2. Tapi, ini team perems, mana teams cikgus lelaks? Sesuatuh sangat!!! NEXT PIC PLEASE!!!


HAAAA! Kan mek dah cakap!?!?!? Sesuatuh sangat pic nih! Tgk cikgu yang number 2 dalam barisan itiew. PELUK TAK MAU MAU NIH! Dia lah cikgu yang geng2 mek kat MRSM itiew suspectedpecting dia PLU also! Apa nama dia ntah? Sesuatuh sangat. Ciri2 dia menampakkan sangat dia itiew hadek2! Tapi cover nih. Mula2 kami taste sangat kat dia, tapi lepas kami tgk acara ini (dan acara2 SELEPAS ini- dan activity2 di dorm dan wherever else la kan) - terus kami chop -SUSPECT PLU!!! LOL!


See? See!!?!?! Jatuh pun, TANGAN dia TETAP di celah peha celah ciknek cikgu yang depan dia itiew! Sesuatuh sangat! And waktu time diaorang jatuh tu, very der cikgu number 2 dalam row tu jatuh very sopanly very manjala. Aizul and Mek and Mirul dah jeling2 dah each other - MOTIF!?!?! (Of course at that time we didn't say motif la kan.. but.. owh! You know lah what I mean!)


Itu aje kot for now. Eheheh - Disappointmenting? Don't be. Malam nih mek perhabiskan Part 4 - THE BOYS pulak - then, kalau nak disappointmenting ke, nak bonoh diri ke ape ke, nak kasik boya telan ke, by all mean, please use the proper exit point. And don't forget to inflate your life jacket when you step out of my blog - and thank you for choosing to read my blog! LOL! - MOTIF!?!?! Gile ke ape aku nih!?!?!?!




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Posted at 1:51:26 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Hahaha! This is another good one! Pookie?

**THANKS to C|eo of #klsex dalnet server mIRC!!! Thanks a lot noqs! Mek ketawa tak kesudah!!!!

Dearest all,
Pic kat bawah nih adalah sesuatuh yang sunggoh simbolique sangat (simbolik la tu) - it represents A, B and C of something. Apa kata kita amati bebetul; and to those yang dah tahu jawapan, just, haaassshh!!! And to those yang tak tahu, well - lets just say, tunggu jer esok. Esok mek publish jawapannye. LOL!!!!!

PS - It is not always what you think in the first place. Look closely... closer.... :) Answers will be tomorrow!!! LOL!



Hehehehehe... mek suke mek suke!!!!




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Posted at 11:43:18 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Nak blog ape ek lepas nih? Choices... choices...

I was like, berbaring2 princess, berbaring2 manja atas katil semalam, just before I sleep... (e ehh? Berbaring princess tu cam mana ek?) - and mek started to like gatal2 tulis dalam organizer mek, about, the possible things to blog about for these few days cominig nih. Tup2 mek scan pulak ape yang mek tulis tu dan tup2, jadik lah entry... heheheheheh... Tapi note ape yang mek tulis! Ehehehe - Maati la kau Ginger!



Things to blog about:-

  • Au natural + Make up (Hollywood) - Owh I think thisi si about Hollywood's glam faces, with or without make up thingie (Thanks to C|eo from #klsex! Nyeh, thanks sweetie!!! Mek tergelaks2 dapat email kau! LOL!)

  • Ginger's kamar peraduan - I think it should have been, kamar beradu, the place where Ginger gets all her kexiest ideas! LOL!

  • A road to another failure? Miss World 2004 - Yes, this is another one of those sick past tense about my beauty pageant entry and this time, it's about Miss World pageant 2004.

  • Anything else about MAS (check yellow document file) - Hmmmmm.....

  • Another MRSM entry (pics) - I think I meant about the 4 parts entry on pics of macam2 ado in MRSM tu kot, hmmm.. I think..

  • Once Upon A Time I Was That Showgirl part 15

  • Sexperience in Cairns Aussieland

  • Saunas dan Spas - sex place?

  • *Anything else to scan? Why not scan this paper? Hmmmm*

  • Blog org. chart - new exco! - since ade penambahan dan rombakan sediks... :)

Nurlea Laurielle
June 22nd, 04am,
In my room,
On my bed...




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Posted at 11:15:43 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




New chap in the block (I think I meant it as Blog... hmmm)

Alkisahnye pasal poll utk kali nih (isk - mek dah addicted pasal poll dah nowadays - HOW!!!) .....

Mek went online chatting kat mIRC - the usuals, promoting my blog. And then I had a chat with this young chap, baik budaknye; humble, sweet, polite - and had a very good English command I'd have to say, and yes, he's young. Well, not exactly young as is bergetah young but, young aje lah. And so he said he's straight (ok la tu, kan?). Then we went on and on chatting about me and my past tense life (maati lah kau Ginger) and he seemed like, nice, although straight tapi tetap baik hati chatted with me (nothing more yer so jgn salah paham).

So anyways, since dia dah masuk blog mek and saw my pics, he sort of like offered his pics. Dah org offer, takkan nak menolak. Tgk2, usya2, and then terus! Idea masuk dalam kepala hotak mek nih, pasal nak guna pic dia utk kegunaan blog nih. Mek tanye sokseksoksek kat dia and lepas mek explained to him that I will not be salah guna-ing his pic, he said he's cool with the idea, namun, mek kena janji ngan dia something. Mek janji mek will try to dapatkan dia a gurl so and so (ade la kriteria dia dah setkan... choosy gak dia nih. Well, who can blame him! LOL!) So anyways, lepas dapat kebenaran green light gang green gang thingie, and lepas mek deal pasal nak tolong jadik Miss Matchmaker so and so forth, mek pong came up la with this entry/ poll thingie (untuk sesetengah pihak, please jgn salah paham yer. Ehehhehe)

PS: Committee QOI, this young lad nih, muka dia ala ala iras Miss Indonesia QOI 2005 hari tu kan??? Ginger, Fiebs, Ezzard, wouldn't you agree with me? LOL!!! Mati la mek!!



The New Boy In The Scene!!!

I got to know this great boy berpangkat adik from the net and with his kebenaran la so to speak, dia kasik mek publish pic dia nih. The question now here, is this - Tasty tak? Lets do the usual ratings now, shall we, yes!?!?! (It's on a scale of 1 to 10; obviously 1 means tak taste, 5 means so so, 10 means u ols tasty gile babeng kat dia!)

1 - Like hello? He's so not my type!!!
2
3
4
5 - So so lah. Quite tasty, tapi I'd rather keep my options open...
6
7
8
9
10 - Purrrfect score! Tasty lazatz yaamatz!!! I would do anything to get him to be mine - The boy is mine! Classic!!!!
  Current Results


Ok ok - the usual lines now; "So, ape yang u ols tercegat lagi itiew? Lets voterrinas lah now!!!" hehehehe. Poll will be closed for votings this Friday morning and the results will be out ptg Friday tu itself ya! Cepat votes u ols. This boy yang wanted himself to dikenali sebagai AD nih cakap he'll be around to check the results, ala ala nak tgk what you guys think of him? Gittu.. like, who knows, he could be chatting with us kat TB tu nanti? Eheheh - mek suke mek suke! CLASSIC!!!!!


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Posted at 3:35:45 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Office signs - must read, FUNNY! (Why do I have this feeling saying that my entry title is like an email subject? Hmmm)...LOL!


Thanks to VOLKS@VW who forwarded this email to me tatkala mek tgh kering ideas nak menulis... so...enjoy la semua ek! I know I did! Especially yang the first one itiew!!!!! Hehehehe

Haiyoh! Mek suke sangat tie dia u ols! Kalau ade colour pink, lagik mek suke! LOL! "F**k You" katanye. Kalu mek di hari bad mood, mek pakai tie tu. Kalau mek dihari mek lite2 ceria dan horny, mesti mek tukar tie "F**k Me Please?" - bole? LOL!!!! Mati la aku lepas nih ade orang tu sound aku! Ehehehe...


Cam mana rasenye kencing dalam seluar ek? Kalau dah minum air sejuk banyak2, takkan kencing jadik panas also? (LOL! Bodohhh lahhhhh.. ehehe)


Mek rase macam mek pernah jer worked in this sort of 'department' before, hmmmm - tapi di mana ek? LOL!


A test katanye??? Harus mek nangis setahun. I wonder yang sorang kawan mek keje kat Naza Gurun tu, test ke, or actualy job? Hurmmmmm....


Haiyoh! Perlu ke buat manual semuanya? Habis kalau nak send electronic mail, manually, HOW!?!?!?! Yang penting, main kad tu, manual pun apa salahnye! LOL! Main bende lain ponnnn manual also, kan? LOL!!! But eh, wait, mek ade terserempak dalam site mana tah, 'C**k Machine'!!! Wow! Even now they've invented machine that f**ks... LOL!!!! Now thats not manual lah kot!


No wonder most ppl suka sangat meeting? Hmmmmmmmm.... kalu camtu, esok also mek nak buat meeting la kat Perlis branch, combine ngan Penang Branch, buat kat AS office. LOL!


Kalau mek nak tukar sikit, leh dak? What about - "WORK and GET LAID" - how? Harus semua keje bagai nak rak. PAAAAAAAAAAATUT lah KW rajin OT - tah tah company dia mengamalkan sistem nih tak? No wonder tak pernah JJCJ! Rupenye get laid kalau rajin di office! LOL! Mati la kau Halia Kering yang dah ade blog sendiri itiew! LOL!


HAHAHAH! Mek suke yang nih! MEK SUKE!!!!!!


Ada berani kah nak komplen? Hehehehe - mek dinch beranis u ols kalau ginnih lah counter komplen itiew. Mek sanggup simpan jer hasrat mek nak nak complain itiew... LOL!!!!


Enjoy dak? Mek did! Maaati la aku lepas nih nak buat entry ape pulak dah? Haiyoh! PLANNING!!! PLANNING!!!



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Posted at 3:19:49 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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