Sleeping is very important; especially yang sleep di waktu malam itiew - it lets our body take a lil' break. This resting period nih, verylah diperlukan sangat2 utk permulaan hari yang baru, feeling lively and fresh. During this time where everything seems to sleep, bare in mind that our mind actually, walaupun kite badan kite dah terlentok manja tidur tak hengat, dan mata pejam sepejam2 alam, dan no matter what happens around us sometimes sedar tak sedar jer, actually, our mind masih berjaga and still working. Sebabnya during sleep, our mind berfungsi also maka timbul lah mimpi, kan? Haiyoh! Apekah motif dan tema mek membebel melalut tah pa per nih?!?!?!?!

Sebenarnye, in this entry, mek nak buat pasal KATIL! Bole? Ehehehehe - nak citer pasal katil, keluar segala merapu merapek all about sleep lah, body mind soul tah pa per semua itiew! Hehehehe. So anyways, back to the issue, BED!

Sleeping is important - and to get a good rest/ sleep, pemilihan katil also very der sama naik importantnye, kan? But I believe for some people, katil/ bed, bukannye issue. Kat mana2 pon boleh tidur, kan? (for some). Tapi yang lebih penting, keselesaan dalam melayari bahtera mimpi itiew.

Some prefer big wiggy wiggy fluffy bed with lots and lots of pillows and what not - some prefer just a single bed, ade yang prefer Queen sized bed, ade yang suke tidur ala ala Japanese (tidur ala ala katil macam lantai - ish? Ade ke?), but whatever it is, I must stress out the poin that walaupun some may say "Alah, tidur memana pon tak kisah lah, janji leh rehat dan pejamkan mata" Yerrr memang betul, TAPI, apakesnye kalau tidur asyik tak leh lena sebab keadaan 'katil' pilihan kita itiew very der dinch comfortable!?!?!?

Pemilihan katil nih actually - bergantung pada a lot of factors. $$$, space, types of bed pilihan hati, jenis tilam (teringaaaaat mek kat Kak Ziana model tilam itiew! LOL!), but ramai yang actually mengabaikan fakta - kesihatan. I mean, like how our Kak Ziana promokan tilam Vono itiew - tilam yang baik menjamin tulang belakang yang sehat! So itu la kan, people would sometimes spend thousands of Ringgit on bedroom set, ade yang custom-madekan katil mereka, ade bentuk cam tu la bentuk cam nih lah (teringat kalau gi Ikea, suke sangat tgk set2 bilik2 tidur/ katil semua itiew) tapi by the end of the day, katil yang mahal dan tampak empuk, tak semestinya mampu menjamin a good night sleep or a healthy back bones. Of course ramai akan cakap, postur tidur tu yang menentukan sakit ke idak tulang belakang kita tu, but still, katil yang empuk dan selesa, percentage nak sakit tulang belakang, kureng, dari percentage katil yang ala kadar dan mengundang sakit belakang. Sebab tu, secikmur cikmur katil/ tilam anda, pikir lah bab kesihatan dan keselesaan. Jgn sampai ade yang terlalu cikkut (kedekuts) sampai beli katil/ tilam sedehhh, ataupun, mak2 datin yang feeling2 bilik tidur, set katil tilam semua tu as bahan nak tunjuk dalam majalah, sanggup nih berhabisan beribu2 membeli nya tapi at the end, ado sedapnye? Nan ado!....

U ols... mek fonkiused - ape sebenarnya motif entry nih!?!?!?!

Tak per - kalau ade yang nak tolong pikirkan utk mek, sil sil kan. Tapi mek tetap nak share pics2 yang mek dapat while surfing kat internet hari tu, pasal katil2 nih yang mek rase cantik sangat! (mek rase ini lah motif entry nih sebenarnye!?!? Nak tunjuk katil2 idaman mek! Maaatii la aku kan! LOL!)

Mek suke katil feeling2 pinkish sweet cam nih - I'm a princess... heheheeh
Ala ala cam surammm jer bilik tidur cam nih? Hmmm - must be the lightings kot. Hurmmmm???
Haaaa.. mek suke la stylo mylo kelambubo nih! Feeling sangat! Hehehe. Mek suke mek suke!
Mu mau feeling grand!?!?!?!?!
Hmmmm - saje nak pepanjangkan entry pointless mek nih, apa kata kita buat pollarina polls de la voterina votes??? LETS!

Pemilihan katil.... (ewwww, kejis lah title web poll nih! LOL!)
Pick one of these answers yang best describe diri u ols!	I would buy katil yang maha expensive sebab I believe expensive beds are like 5-Star hotel beds; they're comfy!!! I would beli something yang selesa dan mengikuti citarasa pilihan hati mek sebab mek yang nak tidur atas katil tu; be it mahal ke cikmurs, dinch kisah... Dinchhhh beli katil yang memahal! Buang duit jer. Beli jer yang cikmurs, cukup lah alakadar nak tidur jer. Busuk2 pon nak buat tempat main, so buat ape waste beli memahal? I would custom-made my bed, mengikut citarasa pilihan mek, 100%- and it has to be cheap! Mek prefer katil murah, sebab I believe katil murah is like burger RM2.50 tepi jalan tu; lebih sedap dari burger RM4 dari Mc D. So bab katil nih pun, mek nak yang murah! I nak waterbed - senoroks kalau dapat rembak dengan cik tans... :)
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^{Poll will be closed automatically oleh Sparklit on June 30th; keputusan mek akan publishkan by July 1st, nah? hehehehehee...}


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Dearest all,

I guess this past weekend was bit slow for me; haven't been bloggin' much but still, ado la jugak entry2nye, dari nan ados?. So here are the entries yang mek buat during the slow and boring weekend... (June 24th to June 26th, 2005) *sigh*

• ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 17
• My comment pasal Concert ke-4, Akademi Fantasia 3
• Something funny...
• Love And Sex Life Prediction
• How to hide away the black stubby traces after shaving?
• Poll result for that new chicken in the blog! Hehehe
• Hollywood Celebs - revealed; See what I have to say about this!
• ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 16

Enjoy!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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From the last episode... Episode 16: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 2

"First Runner-up, is Miss Dom. Rep. and the new Miss World 2004 is Miss USA!!!!!" Mek hampir2 pengsan (NOT DQ YER!!!!) tapi mek tahan, dan mek tahan jugak air mata itiew. Ramai kedengaran suara ketidakpuasan hati dari audience tu u ols! Tak percaya, VCD tu adalah bukti. VCDs tak propah la u ols! LOL! Apa apa pon, SO MUCH for maintaining victory, dua kali berturut2 kan? I guess malam tu I just had to akur dengan getting 1st runner-up, AGAIN (yerrr lah! Akur lah sangat! Dalam bilik ghengah nih nangis bagai nak rak. And surprisingly, Kak Vee pon nangis jugak - maybe dia sedeh tgk mek sedeh. Ke dia sedeh, penat2 dia make up, mek tak menang? Rugi jer make up! LOL! Tak lah! Mek rase Kak Vee tu pon turut terasa sedeh kot dan plus, she memang mudah tersentuh...) Dan yang penting, Abang Haidee and his wife masa masuk bilik mek turut menyatakan rasa ketidakpuasan hati mereka (sambil packing dress national costume mek dan my evening dress. Hehehehehe). Tapi, I won best evening dress what? Ehehehe - balik modal la kirenye - so mek ikut jer agreement mek ngan abang Haidee. Hadiah best evening dress dan best presentation on stage tu, mek split 50-50. Hadiah duit 1st runner-up pong mek split 50-50 (which memula mek tak tahu pun duit 1st runner-up tu pon mek kena split tapi dia ade cakap, apa apa yang mek menang malam tu, split. And its only fair lah kot sebab dia buat baju tu, tak der bayaran pa per. Tapi, dia cakap sponsor? Hmmm - pelikk pelik. Apa apa jer lah - mek tarkik!) So there you go; from a Walk To Remember as Miss Malaysia, to a road of yet another Failure! Mek sentap, tapi sehari dua jer. Lepas tu, ok dah ler. Ehehehehhe...

Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.

Kalu once dah tak serik2, dan masih belom terima seru suruh bebetul serik, selagi tu la mek tetap getek masuk Miss. I only figured out that kalau lagi mek dok masuk Miss, persetankan ape org nak kata. Lagi aku tak puas hati, lagi tu aku masuk. Dan I assumed that it'll bring me and my name dalam arena ratu ratuan and showgirl world up seup up nye! Hiks. How is that possible? Yer lah - disamping dok still sibuk buat show, mek tetap masuk miss, dan with that combi, org akan lebih lebihhh kenali me and my name. Everything I guess was for the name, fame and for my showgirl world - nothing for the sake of fun and self-satisfaction I guess...

But somewhere in April, May 2004, I did something for the sake of fun thingie - surprise surprise. Hikhiks! Ade this pageant, Queen of the Queens thingie; at first mek malas nak compete as the feeling of scared and takut kalah lagi menghantui pemikiran mek. Tapi couple of friends told me to join in with them and just have fun - well, I said, why not. I decided I will not spend so much on my outfits; kire pakai jer ape yang ade. And with the help of KW, ape2 yang lama pon, dia dah ubah dan redesigned it and kasik nampak a new look and feel.

Since the name of the pageant named Queen of all Queens, I guess yang masuk pageants tu pon by right should already feel like diaorang dah memang Queens, biarlah kalah ke menang. The pageant for me was somewhat like, nak pick the best Queen there is in town, among queens yang dah sediakala ade. So that semangat berkobar2 in me macam, merudum sikit la like, "Ala, kalau tak menang pong, dah sah sah namanye Queen... " so why bother? The last time mek masuk suka2 dan dinch put on any high expectations to win was Miss Universe Diva 2003 when I kalah ditangan Shasha Penang Miss India tu jer. And lepas2 tu, semuanye masuk, aimed to win aimed to win. This time mek cakap, ENUFF! Masuk jer for the sake of fun.

Make up wise, I managed to get Shasha Penang's make up artiste - Freda. Where's Kak Vee; kalu tak silap, she had something on pada hari tu, and kalau tak pon, I think the reason why I tukar ke Freda was simply becoz I nak ubah stylo sikit, saje je. Freda pong ex beauty queen, showgirl dan memang terkenal dengan make up yang vast. So mek calling2 dia, and cakap2 dgn dia, and she agreed to make up kan mek.

Dari rehearsals lagik I tried my level best to have fun, and enjoy. And surprisingly I did. Plus Eva and Emma pon bertanding also, so I was like, "Wwooo.. ok... ade gang" gittu la. Dari waktu rehearsals, mek dah tgk2 around, siape pulak yang bakal menang this pageant. Tak der pulak yang mek expect2kan pon, sebab, tah lah. Rehearsals lain, malam kang, lain pulak, kan? Look at me!? Ehehehehehehe... And so the rehearsals was like, erm, 'tegang' sikit. Choreographer very der garang onez. One thing I belajar was, when it comes to choreographing kat transgenders, senang sikit. With transsexuals, tah la. Macam, tah? Slow je? Must have been those hormones kot yang buatkan most of them (I SAID MOST NOT ALL TRANNIES YER) slow semacammmm jer. Ape ape jer lah, mek macam, 'whatever'.

Habis rehearsals, mek macam siap gi makan dulu la, itu ini la - like, the excitement and thrill dah dinch ade. Which made Freda and Eva pikir, Ape ke halnye la pulak si Loreal nih??? I didn't feel like "Owh I'm not gonna win lah malam nih" or something like that, mek macam... "Whateeeever lah nyehhh" gittu. Macam kuasa tak kuasa jer nak melayan ape ape2. For the first time otak mek set, "Have Fun" and whatever the result is tonight, "Tarkik!!!!" Then - siap2 make up, semua, VW arrived, then, as usual, sprayed glitters all over me - pakaikan kuku pelesu lagik, and then, dah - I was ready to head down. Dah siap pakai my casual wear for the 1st round. VW did this 'bengkung' ala ala kimono belt thingie tu in gold, matched well dengan my tessel messel dropping short skirt, and with a simple white top. Added with rantai2 labuh tu, ala ala Gypsie+Japanese stylo la sikit. Plus, with Fred's simple tanned make up, haiyoh! Mek suke!!!!! Ehehehe...

Turun ke changging room, semua orang cakap I looked different. And segala puji pujian dah dok kedengaran - but I didn't allow that to erm, take control of me. Mek still lepak, isap okok, sembang2, buat biasa (which was like soooo not me!) Then bile mek dah tgk2 semua contestats, ade lah sorang dua mek picked to be the winner...

Competition started with the casual round. As me went up on stage, sorakkan utk mek, like, ala ala kadar jer kot. Sesuai la dengan mek yang ala ala kadar jer itiew. But I personally loved the way I looked in the casual round. Tah la, maybe the make up ke? Maybe the casual wear mek ke? Tah - or was it the hair? Hurmmmm.... and habis casual round je, the first 3 subsidiary titles were announced; Miss Vogue, Best Casual, and Best Catwalk. Mek dinch expected anything although ade sedikkiiiiit jer hope nak menang Best Casual or Best Catwalk tapi NAN ADO - tak per lah. Mek pasrah... gittiew....

Then moved on to the evening dress round. Waktu that round, as much as I wanted to just "whateeeever" dan be all "casual and fun fun" jer thingie - mek tetap ade feeeling overdose SIKIT. Sebab why? I would have to say, my dress was, lain dari yang lain. And becoz of that, mek ade taruh expectations - like, mempertaruhkan satu bende je, Best evening dress. My dress yang very der Empire cut itiew (thanks to VW yang buat alterations sampai jadik cam tu, siap tambah bulu2 nih! Ehehehe), memang very der lain dengan contestants2 lain yang peragakan dresses yang "so... satu acuan" itiew. With that dress, I was feeling2 like a goddess thingie. And the crowd sort of like loved the dress. And I hope the judges will too.

Habis evening dress round, more subsidiary titles were given and when it came to the BEST EVENING DRESS award, as expected, mek dinch dapat. TERASA SENTAP SIKIT!!! But again, I didn't let it take control of me. Me wanna have fun jer! And with that attitude, BOOM! Terkejut mek when they announced me as the 5th contestant to have made it into the Top13! Owh!!! Mek sunggoh seronoks! Like, this is what I get for just having the mind of "I just wanna have some fun!"??? Kalu cam nih - mek suke lah! And again, I didn't let that 'moment like this' ruin my night. Mek tetap ngan pendirian mek, "whatever happens after this - think FUN FUN FUN jer!". True enuff... NO, I didn't make it into the final 5 cut. But I was still ok, although sempat bergossipan sekejap with the other semifinalists yang tak puas hati sebab didn't make it into the final 5 cut. What happened behind stage was, WOO!!! REALLY TERKEJUTKAN MEK! The drag queens practically went mengamok ok! Baling2 bunga kaca yang we got for made it into the top 13 semifinalist - ade yang menangis2. Ade yang menyumpah2, memaki2 belakang stage - and what did I do? Terbeliak bijik mata! Sebab first time I tgk other contestants sentap sebab didn't make it into the final 5 cut (usually ppl have to look at me and my DQness for not winning or something like that, kan? This time - I get to see orang lain pulak DQ). Serious, waktu tu, I was like, terkejut, dan, TAKUT kot2 bunga2 kaca yang dok berterbangan tu kena mek! Terus Eva tarik mek ke tepi and said "Nyeh, lets go eat!" Ehehehehe - and so kami berdua belah je dari the scene dan gi makan kat belakang hall itiew.

Why were most of them pissed? Ini citernye. After choosing 13, sepatutnye ade IQ test which will determine the top 5 finalist. Tapi, ADO? Nan ado. 5 minutes selepas semua top 13 dipilih, dan lepas MC tanye one of two contestants about how they felt being in the top 13 spots, tetiber, the MC announced "Well now L&G, lets move on - here are the 5 lucky girls who are goin' into the final 5 and be in the running for the title of Queen of The Queens 2004". Nyeh, tak ke semue top 13 tu macam blur? We each looked at each other, like, MOTIFNYE??? Cam mana diaorang pilih top 5 dari top 13 nih??? No IQ session pon? Kalu cam tu baik lah diaorang announced top 5 jer dari tadik, ye ke dak? I mean, you guys paham dak situasi nih. Mek pon tertanya2, ape kah motif diadakan pemilihan top 13? Nak buy time ke? Haiyoh! Mek sunggoh tertanya2.

Itu la sebabnye pepondan lain mengamuk bagai nak rak sebab they felt cheated dan unfair la kan sebab, yer lah, ape bezanye the top 5 yang terpilih tu from us yang tersingkir keluar dari top 5 itiew? Kan? Like, mek pon dinch hui marking system ke ape ke kan, yang mek tau, mek ngan Eva dah sebok bergambar2 kat entrance ballroom dan sebok makan2 ape yang dok ade kat meja buffet tu, sambil bo-layan ape yang tengah berlaku kat belakang stage tu, perang2 tu, lagik2 lah kami dinch concentrate ape dok berlaku atas stage tu. Yang penting makanan masuk dalam molot! Ehehehehee... Dan sedikits gossipan. Two of the judges datang jumpe mek personally lepas the pageant ended, and one of them was actually S**ep*ks; datang and hugged me - mek mata terbeliak nih ala ala terkejut, motif? Buang tabiat ke dia nih? Rupe2nye dia bisikkan kat mek sesuatuh yang mek hanya mampu senyum jer. She bisiked to mek cakap, dia personally picked me to win Best Evening dress. Dia sendiri pun tak tahu kenape results tunggang tebalik. Apa apa pon dia tetap puji dress mek. Haiyoh, S**ep*ks memuji mek? Haiyoh sunggoh mek tak dapat tidur lena pada malam itiew! LOL!....

Although this entry is about another failure, tapi, sebenarnye, gimik aje tu. Mek dinch feel it was such a biggy wiggy failure pon - I felt like, it was one hellava experience yang mek dinch leh lupakan - flying bunga2kaca, peponen mengamuks, a pageant which made everyone wondered ape yang dah terjadi nih? and stuffs. To me, walaupun mek dinch menang, I was still a Queen, competing in seach for The Best Queen of 2004 pada malam itiew... giiittuuu! Ehehehehehe.... So am not at all upset or pissed malam tu, and that really terkujatkan diri mek sendirs. Hehehe...



Next up: Episode 18: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(iii) - Unexpected results, Miss Diva Warp 2004



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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*Pics2 yang ada di dalam entry kali nih mek telah mengambilnye dari laman web rasmi Akademi Fantasia iaitu di http://www.astro.com.my/akademi_fantasia
**Segala komen2 yang diberi disini adalah hasil mek sendiri dan tiada sangkut paut dengan apa apa kegiatan rasmi; al kire personal comments jer lah... :)



Saturday, June 25th, 2005

AF memberi satu lagi kejutan pada malam nih when student Nor Farah Idayu binti Yaakob atau name glamnye Idayu itiew, telah disingkirkan keluar dari AF (boleh ke mek guna perkataan singkirkan? Kasar sangat ye ke dak? Hurmmm - ok ok mek tukar) Malam ini menyaksikan Idayu terkeluar dari AF dan all hopes and dreams of her competing dalam finals, vanish terus!!! Mek pilu!



Why!?!?!?! WHY!? I mean, bukannye mek favourkan sangat Idayu, tapi, OH C'MON!!!!!! Idayu is GOOD ok! Suara pergh! Lantang! I'd say she's the best female student kat AF3 nih (pendapat mek jer lah ek.. tak tau la korang nak bersependapat dengan mek ke idak) and when Aznil announced her name, mek tetiber DQ sundel! I nearly cried but then again, perlu ke? But for some, memang perlu. I mean, waktu mula2 start concert minggu ke 4 nih, kite saksikan, Idayu ditangga SELAMAT iaitu di tangga ketiga. And suddenly, BOOM! Dia yang terkeluar. Which made me terpikir jugak sekejap... takkan lahhhh undian malam nih teruk bebenor kat si Idayu tu sampai dia terkeluar terus malam nih? I mean - get real lah...

Last week and last last week's concert, menyaksikan penyingkiran Fuad as 2nd student to go out from AF3 and Eliza named 1st student utk terkeluar dari AF3. Mek lagi terkejut beghuk time tu. Eliza, she's ALSO a good, very good singer. Good voice and what not - tapi, motif terkeluar? Fuad pong... then now Idayu? Haiyoh! Very der lah sesuatuh the fishy smell I bau ok! Sesuatuh sangat la all these reality shows nowadays - or perhaps memang betol undian tak mencukupi ke ape ke; but then again mek tetap tak puas hati. Kenapasal perlu diundi pelajar base on minat la, suka la, can do la, taste la, lawa la - kenapa tak nak undi atas kemampuan vokal? Sunggoh mek pelik la dengan some people....

Actually dalam entry nih, mek bukannye niat nak suarakan ketidakpuasan hati mek pada mana2 pihak or sapa2, its just that I feel that - tah lah. Tapi walau apa apa sekali ping, mek pong nak buat comments also pasal shows dalam concert ke-4 AF3 nih. Ehehehe.. bole kan? Ehehehe...




Amy: "Bilang Saja" - I tell you this girl, haiyoh! Suara vast, mek suka. Walaupun dapat kritikan yang kurenggg sikit pada minggu2 yang sebelumnya, ternyata - minggu nih she buat yang vast! Tapi perlu ke si Aznil tu also amik bahagian dalam show si Amy nih? Kowser lah. Dan yang penting, last part tu, Amy semput ke ape ek? Mek rase dia semput lah kot. Kan?



Yazer: "Serambai..." ape tah lagu dia - Confirm! Yazer sesuai dengan lagu rock jer. Tadik dia teghan, haiyoh. Mek dinch suka. Mek walaupun dinch suka dengan lagu rock, tapi bila Yazer menyanyi, mek boleh la gagahi tgk jugak. Tapi lagu tadik tu, isk, mek rase, kureng sesuai (sambil mek tukar ke channel Star Movies tgk Ever After... hehehe)



Akma: "Love" - Perfect sangat mek tgk! Suke la mimik muka dia, and gaya2 dia, and the show itself, siap menari2 tu, mek seuka sangat! Cuma, sebutan dia mek ala ala rase dinch sesuai la dalam certain2 part of the song. "O" dah terbunyi "Ohh" waktu spelling L-O-V-E tu... hehehehe. Tapi mek suke gaya dia...



Kefli: "Seksa" - Seksa sangat dia mek nengok nyanyikan lagu nih. And walaupun suara dia taste, tapi, tah la. And one more thing, baju dia ala ala cam dinch sesuai je?



Marsha: "Tunggu Sekejap" - Haaa! Malam nih mek baru dgr kelantangan suara si Marsha nih. Mek suke mek suke! Terbukti sangat dia memang ade both, rupe dan suara - and yes, plus gaya also malam nih... lain sangat. Mek suke dia! *but note, mek dinch vote dia pong sebabkan lawa - mek voted Idayu utk suaranya dan kemampuannye. Ehehehe*



Felix: "Semut Merah"? Tu ke lagu dia, kan? - Mek dinch nak komen lah pasal dia sebab mek dinch minat dengan suara dan rupe jauh sekali la mek nak tasty - so mek switched channel lagik ke channel 42, Ever After! LOL!



Reza: "Senandung Semalam"? Kan? Itu kan lagu dia? - Motif mek tak sure? Sebab mek dinch tgk pong. Tapi sempat mek tgk dia menari tu. A great try la mek rase; dan tak perlu si Sultan Melaka tu gi comment cam tu kat Reza (walaupun mek bukannye minat pong Reza tapi si Sultan Melaka tu TAK PATUT comment cam tu - mujur si Syafinaz ade ehehehe)



Ekin: "Antara Dua" - I'd have to agree with the pengkritik2 jemputan; Ekin very der macam tak bertenaga jer malam nih, tapi bile pak lawak dua orang tu muncul, like Abang Fauzi Marzuki cakap - yeap, Ekin baru nampak semangat as an entertainer, baru nak nampak. Tapi sayangnye, dah nak habis lagu. I think partly sebab mic tu la, ganggu la mic2 feeling cam tu. Voice pong tak clear and what not. Ekin lah yang mek also rase suara lantang dan power tapi tadik, macam, tah la. And the lagu itself, susah jugak kot? Hmmm. Lagu Farah AF2 kan, lagu tu?



Idayu: "Tiada Lagi Tangisan" - Haiyoh! SUPERB SHOW!!!!! Suara mantap! She's on top of everyone!!! Vocally mek rase memang Idayu top - tapi tah la. Nasib tak sebelahi dia kot. Even pengkritik2 pon, semua liked her show, they gave her really good comments which I thought would save her dari terkeluar. I was wrong. Apa apa pon, kalau dia buat album, mek sanggup beli! :)



Amylea: "Don't Know Why" - I just loved this gurl since the mula2 one. Hehehe don't know why. And Amylea sang this song, sesuatuh sangat dengan suara dia. Very Norah Jones itiew... Hehehehe...



Aidil: "Suratan atau Kebetulan" - Gotta be his weakest show ever; I mean, I've seen him doin' better before2 this tapi tah la, malam nih macam, dia kureng feel je. Tapi lagu nih memang mek taste - tapi mek ingatkan dulu DJ Dave yang nyanyi lagu nih? Kwang kwang kwang...



Mawi: "Nour'e Ain" - Dinch komen lah! Sebab lagu nih, it is sooo him. Kenape dia dapat lagu selalunye yang memang dah 'so him' ek? Cuba la kasik lagu Dangdut ka? Lagu, omputeh ka? Nak gak tgk sejauh mana kemampuan dia? Tasty memang - tapi tah la. Owh and erm, MOTIF dancer2 dia over der dose? Yang sorang tu mek tgk very the keras kayu menari belly dance itiew. Kexis....

Tu jer la kot komen2 mek yang tak seberapa nih. Walau bagai mana pun itiew - penyingkiran Idayu, adalah sesuwatuh yang diluar jangkaan semua pihak dan mek memang terharu, sangat2... Mek sedeh sangat.....





Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Something lite and easy di petang Sabtu... hehehehe... *Thanks KW*

Nyeh - takut la mek kalu cam nih gayenye..., sampaikan turkey boleh disalah anggapkan kepada baby? Haiyoh! No wonder rate baby hangit sekarang semakin meluak2 naik percentagenye kan? Hiks!

Mek never linked minum carbonated drinks - tapi lepas joke nih, mek rase mek nak borong Cola Light la bebanyak. Harus leh slim also like that lorry!! Hiks!

How I wish I could sit on my younger sister on her younger days when I used to babysit her? Hurmmmm... Bagus jugak idea nih. In case baby tu mati, dan kite dihadapkan ke mahkamah, we could plead tak bersalah sebab gila menghoyan and cakap, "Well, betul la what I did. I was told to Baby Sit, so I sat la on that baby... " Betul tak? That way, the judge won't jatuhkan hukuman! Hehehe - mek suke mek suke! Ade babies nak test power impact bontot mek? Call me for Baby-sitting at 1-300-LEA... heheheehe....



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Dearest all, friends and strangers,

Guess what!?? A friend gave me this site kat mek semalam dalam email, and I thought that it would be wise to spread the good news and share dengan u ols semua! It is not just like any other predictions - it's about LOVE and SEX LIFE prediction. Coolie huh? Heheheh. Nah - read this first... I copied and pasted this text from the website.

"Over the years, thousands of people has taken our Love and Sex Life Prediction and our predictions came true every single time. We will let you do the Love and Sex Life Prediction for FREE, in return, we hope you will tell your friends about Crush007. (thats how you got here, right?)

Crush007.com predicts your future Love and Sex life based on your answers on a few questions (We will analyze your answers using our patented Crush-O-Matic program). Crush007 will tell you the nature of your boyfriend or girlfriend, first and last crush. And Oh, did we tell you that Crush007 is able to predict exactly how long (YES! down to the minute) you can get along well with each of them?

Remember, this is a game of honesty. To get the best predictions, you have to answer the following questions honestly otherwise our Crush-O-Matic will analyze the wrong sets of data!"

Ready? Kalau dah ready, click HERE to check out all about your Love and SEX LIFE prediction! Hiks! Have fun!!! I know I DID!


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Anonymous wrote to me;

"Dear Lady,

I am addicted to your blog, everytime I switch on my pc I will go to your blog first to check on any updates. Nice stories and nice piccies. Keep it up.

Well, Lady ....I need your advice. Before putting on foundation, I will make sure I get a good shave. However, traces of dark stubs can still be seen even with a think foundation. How do you hide the black trace after shaving. Thanks.

BTW, pls hide my identity and mail address.... thx"
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Dearest Anonymous... :)

Hie, first and foremost; you kenal I ke? I mean, outside thise blogworld thingie - sebab people yang kenal I biase2 jer takkan tahu nick I LADY, unless you get it after reading my blog? Hehehe - please reply to my normal email ya regarding this matter. Hiks!

Thanks for all those compliments and stuff. Glad to know I have loyal readers such as you who constantly coming back for more and more new updates. I'll be sure to keep on posting more and more entries... (ade any requests? Anonymous? OR as a matter of fact, anybody else ade requests? Heheheehe - sempat tu lari topic! Hehe)

Ok - coming back to your question tadi tu. Its good to know that erm, you get a good clean shave semue before starting to apply foundation/ make up. But even with a good clean shave, stubs or 'susuk2' kehijauan itiew memang u cannot runaway from it.

So how nak cover that one up, I need to ask you few qs...

• 1: You shave pakai shaving cream ke tidak? Coz there's a lot of bezanya when you shave with shaving cream, and when you shave without shaving cream. Shaving WITHOUT shaving cream may bring disasterous results - more luka parah dan banyak kesan2 stubs and stuff you know. Always I say ALWAYS use shaving cream.
• 2: Ok, so, lets just say you shave using shaving cream and what not, clean and clear (except for the greenish stubs - I wonder why you said black? Hurmmm) Anyways, lepas you dah clean shaven semua, you said you'll apply foundation, kan? Question - before applying foundation, DO YOU APPLY ANY CREAM OR ANYTHING? Best way for PPL LIKE US - spray water sikit, kasik muke kite lembab a bit (using moisturising cream boleh jugak tapi not advisable lah - kang oily. Tu belum pakai foundation) - ok, after spraying a lil' bit of water, then baru pakai foundation. NEXT Q: WHAT TYPE OF FOUNDATION? Liquid? Or Stick? Kalau liquid, MEMANG SUSAH u wanna cover. For US, better use stick (try and get a stick called "Krayolan" dear - its VERY good! ) - sebab if u use liqiud, susah nak cover/ tutup all those stubs and kadang kalanye lubang2 corak morak dimuka kite. So if we use stick, senang. Tenyeh jer. Heheh. And selepas dah tenyeh-cover your face with foundation (stick better, so I've meantioned. Heheh) - jgn terus sapu compact powder. Get loose powder dulu, dan sapukan kat muke. Do not tempek2kan loose powder tu guna sponge ke ape ke - use loose powder brush. THEN baru u pakai compact powder. Reason being, simple. Your face dah ade foundation. You go and sapu compact powder terus, nanti susah sebab when you sapu compact powder, normally we would use sponge yang came along with the compact powder tu, kan? So once you SAPU compact powder direct to the foundation, takut nanti it will look bertempek2. ANd once bertempek2, you tend to tambah2 lelebih sebab nak kasik nampak even. And when you sapu2kan compact powder terus, takut nanti lapisan foundation yang still lembab tu akan terikut2 arah sapuan compact powder you tu, and thats when your stubs mula nampak balik. Dah jadi like that, you have to cover up balik. And then, hancur, sebab bertompok2 nanti muka. But, if lepas u pakai foundation, you gunakan brush loose powder dan apply loose powder dulu, it will, erm, how should I say this, matikan kelembapan foundation tu? Yer la kot - THEN baru u buat finishing touch dengan your compact powder. Get it tak? Ehehe - I REALLY hope you do paham! Hiks! Mati la aku kalau dia tak paham! Eheheheheh...

I hope I dah jawab your q. But IF andaikata belum terjawab, or should you have further qs to ask, hey, feel free to holla back at my email, fashionbeauty_lea@yahoo.com, ok? Have a great weekend!!! And worry not much, enjoy more - take it easy! :) Adios!

Regards with love,
-Me-


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Ingat tak chicken ini? Heheheheeh - hari itiew kan kite buat poll nak nengok tahap ke'taste'san dia, kan? Well - tadik mek dah closed poll dia. And resultsnya, well, see for yourself lah nah... LOL!



Haiyoh! Memang dasar ramai tak taste sangat kat dia nih!!!! LOL! Tapi yang tastekan chicken nih pong leh tahan juge yer? Hehehehe. AD if you're reading this blog, you tgk lah sendirik nah. Hehehe - my blog readers/ viewers cum friends2 I dah buat undian. Heheh - ramai tak taste kat u ols! (mati la aku buat statement ini! Ehehehe) Tapi tak per, I pasti, kawan I, Zizierina De La Kexi De La See Dee tu musti taste tergedek2 kat u dan voted you tasty habis! Kan See Dee kan? LOL!!!!!

And dengan itiew, mek nak amik kesempatan ini utk mengucapkan, (tetibe off topic! Hehehe)

Have a great weekend everybody!!!

PS: I wish I could say the same thing to myself - huwaaargh!!!! NANAK SCANNERRRR!!!!!!!! Dah la Scanner dinch ade dalam bilik mek nih, LAPTOP piula buat hal!!!!! Dah hantar gi kedai, so now, HOW LAH!?!?!? There goes my weekend! LOL!....

Oklah semua... Daaaaaa


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^{Many thanks to C|eo from mIRC Dalnet server channel #KLSex for these pics! Thanks gurl!!! I owe you one more! LOL!"}

Yeah yeah yeah - I know, I know. These pics dah ade dalam internet for quite sometimes dahs! (Note, pics2 nih ALSO ade dalam majalah2 hiburan local; hmmm, yang mek nampak tu dalam URTV ke ape tah?) Whatever it is, dalam this entry, I nak share with u ols semua what I personally think of each celeb! (mati la aku lepas nih kena saman! Hiks!)

Time after time I've said - "Isn't it AMAZING what make ups can do"; changing people from ugly to pretty, from look style 'A' to stylo 'B'; from lelaki to a woman (opppssss!!!!!) - and in this case, well, sudah tidak dapat nak dielakkan the fact that make ups yang telah berjaya menampal serta menyembunyikan their real, true faces.... sedeh...

Well, she doesn't look SOOOO BAD without make up, kan? Just a bit pale dan above all, mek rase, Christina just looked 'simple' without make up. Ala ala macam 'just another next door girl' jer dia nih. Well, truly, memang lah she looked awesome with make ups on and stuff- tapi, even without make up, I'd say dia punye looks tu very, erm, acceptable la kot. Hiks! :)

Pamela Anderson katanye! Siape cakap with make up pong dia lawa? Harapkan boobies jer nih, rupo, ado? Nan Ado! Am not surprised to tgk muka dia sekertu like this. Hazab lah. She looked totally, completely different! Yang penting, when she has her make ups on pong, mek dinch suke her kening and her lips - over lah! And looking at the way she is without her make up, I wonder kalu dia kuar umah selalu, cam mana la ek? Ntah2 she couldn't bother sebab why, maybe org tak perasan pong its her sebab as you can see, she looked seriously, berbeza sangat2, kan?

Haiyoh! This CLUELESS and Batgirl STAR nih - hazab la kalu tak make up. I remembered lepas the movie CLUELESS, she got sooo fat! But hey we're not talking about her body size sekarang. We're talking about 'woohoo' she's definitely a bomb when with make ups on; without? Haiyoh! Tanpa shading cheek, dagu, and stuff, tembam yaamatz muka dia. Ke, memang dia tembam? Hurmmmmmm. She too looked like one of those normal teenage girl except she's missing out the point that, LIKE HELLO!? You're a CELEB!?!?!?!?!?

Mek memang sukakan Cameron; and lepas tgk muka dia without make up, like, mek, TETAP suka kat dia walaupun muka dia hazab and all those frackles bintek bintek itiew like so mek menyampah nengok. Dagu dia, dia buat suntikan kebahagiaan ke? Kenapasal senget je? Anyways, without make up, she looks like, erm... like.. erm, Cameron Diaz without make up lor! LOL! With make up, haiyoh! Supermodel habis!

Haiyoh! Siapakah ini!? Mek dinch hui. Siaps ek? Yang penting - time bermake up, PERGH! Macam super2models giitu; tanpa make up, HAIYOH! Very der mak mak orangs! I think my mom tanpa make up pong melerts lagi. Yang ini very der serabut serabai and God! Look at what make up mampu buat kat muka 'oh so motherly' nya itiew?

Haiyoh! NENEK KATANYA! Kertues pic dalam group nih! Dia dah memang pangkat nenek dah pong, kan? But tgk la dia if she puts on make up, haiyoh!!!! MELERTS! I've always loved Goldielocks (EH? - silaps! Goldie Hawn) nih, especially dalam citer First Wives Club. And from this pic, yang tunjukkan the ORIGINAL pic of her face tu, mek sometimes wondered, MOTIF KURT RUSSELS dinch carik yang lain? Haiyoyoh!!!! Hazabs!

Nahhhhhhhhh!!! Nih dia Pop Princess of the WUURRRLLD!!!! Hazabiahtun Yaamatz!!!! With make up, melerts sangat. Without? Haiyoyo! Mek rase kalau mek dinch draggon tapi dinch make up pong, could pass the test lagik. Ini? Dah la she looked slightly fat, muka dia, kempleksinya dong! HAIYOYOH!! Hazab! Berapa tan lah make up dia kena pakai ek?

Nih pong sorang lagik pangkat kertues. Tapi seriously, walaupun mek tak worship dia sangat (its a fact that every gays and lesbians and PLU's and whatnot semua musti memuja teruja dia, kan? Well - I don't. I just suka one or two or three or more of her songs jer. Dia sendiri, mek dinch suks) So anyways, walaupun mek tak sanjung dan suka kat Madonn nih, namun, I still have to compliment her; even without make up, she looked 'OK' to me, walaupun berstatus matus kertu? Syabbas! Mek suke tgk muka2 simple light2 cam nih jer, macam, so, orang2 biasa je. Walaupun mata sembam dan muka pucat sikit, still, isn't that what makes people look normal? KAN?

Kesimpulan cerits entry for today nih, is this... MAKE UPS can do wonders!!!! Just like I said in the begining. Nak cover palam muka yang penuh dengan jerawatz serta lobang2 kesan Jepon tembak (lubang2 kesan jerawat ke ape ke laaaa) - make up boleh buat. Nak kasik muka nampak fresh tannak nampak pucat, make up also can do! Nak kasik muka dari kertu nampak muda? Haiyoyo - make up can settlekan problem itiew. Nak kasik muka tembam nampak slim mlim, HAIYOO!!! Teknikque shading ade u ols! Make up jugak tu! Pendek kata - apa apa yang regarding muka tu, nak itu ini, most of it, make up can help (although kalau muka anda parah sesangat akibat accidents ke or sememangnya dah parahzabs muka tu, maaf lah, maybe make up tak mampu nak menolong - tapi, erm, PLASTIC SURGERY MIGHT JUST DO THE TRICK!? LOL!).

Dan mek bet, ramai nak tgk 'sorang' tu; with make up, and without make up, kan? (siape ek? Hmmmmm) Well - cam ne nak cakap ek? For those yang kenal orang itiew in the outside world, ade lah advantagenye utk diaorang sebab they get to see orang itiew out of drag and thus out of make up. Those yang still kenal2 dalam blog jer, haiyoyoh. Tunggu la nanti when dah kenal outside the blog also sebab for orang itiew to reveal mukanye yang sebenar2nya without make up tu, haiyoh! Risiko tinggis lah u ols!!! Bukan risiko saham jatuhs lah! Risiko di cekup ler, tak kire la dicekup cepuk oleh pihak2 memana ke, or family ke, OPPSS! Yang penting - make up MAMPU ubah muka orang tu dari A ke B - hikhikhik, ramai yang kureng percaya, mek tau!!!! Tapi those yang dah lama kenal, ehehe - diaorang percaya la kot sebab yer lah, dah tgk live, kan? Hiks! Need I say more?



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From the last episode... Episode 15: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 1!!!

Sabar lah Lea, hang getek sangat nak bertanding dengan transsexuals yang wayyyy out of you league nih, so, terima jer lah! - Thats what I said to myself lah kan... (to be continued in Episode 16: First half of 2004 - Part 2 - (i) A road to another failure; Miss World Diva Pageant 2004 - Bahagian 2!!! - NANTIKAN (Tak lama lah!!! Esok up lah kot Bahagian 2 tu! LOL!)

Episode 16: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(i) - A road to another failure, Miss World 2004 - Bahagian 2 (HAIYOH! MEK RASE BAHAGIA 2 NIH PANJANG SANGAT SUNDELL!! MATI LA AKU!)

Bilik changing room utk para contestants makin penuh - bukan sekadar penuh dengan para peserta with their respective make up artists, penuh jugak dengan 'Kak Nam's (bz badans), propah sana propah sini, gossip sana sinik, haiyoh! MEK CEMAS! Setiap kali mek cemas, setiap kali itu lah mek akan pastikan Kak Veen touch upkan muka mek! VW was already outside, dengan ade lah sorang dua tiga kengkawanz kami yang hadir.

Event was about to start - my kaki was killing me!!! Haidee buatkan those heels 4 1/2" rasenye (or was it 4"... hmmm) Apa apa pon, mek dah mola rase sakit kaki. Benci la when I have those type of feelings. Macam, ade jer something mek rase tak kena. Namun begitu, heads up and think positive someone pesan kat mek - so mek pulak salah tekel nasihat tu, BERTAMBAH OVER CONFIDENT nak menang! My bad, my mistake.

Keliling mek usya, mek tgk - Hurm... lawa2 la semuanya. Namun, tak der lah yang va va voom famous gedebas gedebus yang masuk bertanding. Semuanya lawa2 pon, namun, mek dinch pernah tgk before2 this. Ade lah sorang dua yang mek kenal sebabkan shows ke or pernah competed dalam contests2 lain, pon begitu, disebabkan mek tak nampak any drags yang famous2 yang va va vooom yaamatz melerts, mek set up LAGI high hopes nak menang dan mek overdose yakin mek mampu dos top 10 dan top 5 pada malam tu. (Yer memang diakui, mek memang dah makin confidensi sebab nama nama seperti Sherryn, Shasha Penang, Pasha - diaorang tak der. So since I won 1st runner-up Miss Universe Diva 2003 dulu tu, mek pasti mek ade tempat top 5) Entah la kenape weird sangat expektasion mek malam tu. Adakah sebab mek rase tak der saingan? Ade ke mek over dos confident? Tah lah - it was just, pelik la malam Miss World tu.

Seawal2 contest nak bermula tu, dah nampak dah organizer sebok kehulu kehilir, nak memastikan pertandingan berjalan lancar. The event, hosted by Azwan Ali (over yaamatz!!!!!!) dan judgesnye ade dari Indonesia, ade Datin 2 orang, ade Fendi X-Factor (haiyoh mek cair sundel tgk dia senyum kat mek! Feeeling lagi tu! But it was true lah!) and on top of everything, the organizer (Mak Ita tu lah) sebok ajer kesana kemari, more particularly selalu nampak bersama2 dimeja2 juri... HMMMMMM... sesuatuh sangat, kans?

So anyways, event started off with the national costume. Owh, did I tell you mek contestant number 2, after Turkey. Malam tu national costume mek tgk semuanye meriah2, namun, yang berkonsepkan all whiterinas, hanye me, Miss Dominican and also Miss Greece (Emma Hatta itiew) dan Miss Mexico (sapa tah - tapi lawo!!! Macam Zakiah Anas pong ade). So dari situ mek bajet2 leh lah dapat perhatian judges. After Turkey buat opening dengan dia punye intro, si Azwan tu announce mek, Miss Dominican Republic utk tampil kedepan dan kasik into line...

Azwan: Next, we take a look, at our second contestant, Miss World 2004!!!!

Nyeh! Haprak la dia tu (sorry la Azwan, kalu kalu ko baca blog nih, or kalu ade penyampai nak sampaikan kat u ols, mek dinch kisah, sebab memang betul pon! Tah pa per la ko sebut) Dia bukannye welcomekan mek as Miss Dom. Rep. Instead, dia welcomed Miss World 2004, betul tak mek cakap? Text dia tu mek dinch propah sebab ade bukti, VCD MEK! LOL!!!!

Me: (Mek started cakap tah hape2 tah bahasa Spanish? Latin? Tah pa per mek dapat tah - memang CONFIRM mek bedal jer sebab mek amik dari lirik Michico Latino! LOL!!!!! - Then mek sambung dengan English version piula) Good evening Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Lea Laurielle De La Vega (kononnye since I represented Dominican Republic, mek selit2 kan la sediks nama the reigning Miss Universe 2003 yang bebetul dari Dominican Republic itiew, Amelia Vega itiew - kot2 lah dapat restiew.. hehehe), and tonight I'm proud to represent my beautiful country, and the gateway to South America, Dominican Republic! (NYEH! MEK LAGIK KUAT KELENTONG! Dom. Rep. tu gateway to South America ke? Bukan ke Venezuela? LOL! Tapi ayat yang sama mek guna waktu mek represent Mexico, Colombia dan mek turunkan pada anak ayam mek Sharlene waktu dia menang Miss Universe 2004, and dia wakil Venezuela. Haiyoh! Kexiatuns lah!)

So lepas intro round - semua all 25 contestants dah habis buat introduction negara masing, tibalah results utk Best National Costume 1st, 2nd and 3rd placing. Tapi sebelum they announced ketiga2 pemenang tu, mek dah bukak tirai pemenang subsidiary titles, by winning Best Presentation on Stage during The National Costume round! Dah, satu dah mek menang! Dan pembukaan pulak tu! Haiyoh! Mek lagik kuat feeling yang that night would be MY NIGHT! Lepas tu they announced 2nd Runner up, Miss Thailand, 1st Runner up Miss Egypt and winner for Best National Costume, Miss Kenya (very the Kak Noraniza Idris stylo dia - bak kata Azwan, NANGIS KAK ANI TGK!!!)

Lepas tu, terus ke Evening wear round. Tapi waktu dok salin2 1/2 jam tu, ade la shows lah, cabutan bertuah lah, itu ini. Tapi believe me, 1/2 jam tu rase cam tak cukup jer. Kak Vee tukar kaler lipsepetik lah, betulkan sanggul mek la, then sebok pakaikan dresslah (yer, time nih la Kak Vee, Abang Haidee dan VW sebok pakaikan corset mek - TIGA ORANG PAKAIKAN CORSET! Haiyoh! Bentat kah mek!?!?!?!) Pastu pakai heels semua dah - then tibalah time naik pentas. SENTAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why? I tot tak ramai pilih pakai merah/ pink! HA! Amik ko Lea! First group naik stage, 5 orang contestants, 3 orang pakai MERAH! Dah la tu, the first 3 contestants pulak tu, Turkey, Dom. Rep. dan Canada - ketiga2, side by side, semua pakai RED! Haiyoh!!!!! PERLU KE!?!?!? Namun mek tetap gagahi jua - feeling ok pakai dress tu. Tapi ade suara2 sumbang (dan orang tu pong rajin chat kat TB si CD dan Ginger... opppss! Siape ek?) Dia sound "APE LOREAL NIH!? EVENING DRESS DIA NIH TAK KENA KONSEP LAH! NIH MISS LAH BUKAN SUPERMODEL!!!" Nahhh! Bekas pemenang Miss Universe, Miss World dan Supermodel pondan bertetek dah sound gittu. Mek terus SEDIKITS kiciwa! Mek ingatkan dengan tampil dengan gaya LAIN sikit, mek akan diiktiraf? Rupernye, akak kite tu, sudah KRITIK mek gittu. Mek terus awan yang terpulai!

Lepas dah selesai round evening dress, ade show lagik (HAIYOH! MOTIF SHOW BANYAK GILE!?!?!) - and then naik balik pentas, diaorang nak kasik another 5 subsidiary titles.

• Best Make Up - Miss Israel
• Best Smile - Miss Greece
• Miss Hot Favourite - Miss Malaysia
• Best Evening dress - Miss Dominican Republic
• Best Hairdo - Miss Venezuela

Check it out! Out of 5 sub awards tu, 3 awards, dapat kat transgenders yang bertanding, me, Dom. Rep; Emm, Greece and Ayang; Venezuela. Mesti berapi sesetengah pehak! Memang mek tahu ade yang berapi sebab AGAIN ade suara2 sumbang yang cakap, "HAIYOH! PERLU KE ketiga2 gayboy tu dapat subsidiary titles?????" Ala nyeh - nak buat cam no, REZEKI? Ehehehehe. Yang mek tau, MEK DAH CEKUP 2 sub awards! Mek pasti kejayaan dalam tangan mek dah! LOL!

And then, it was time to announce top 10 - na ah! Dinch top 10! It was top 12!!!!! Haiyoh! Mek feeling macam AF pulak (not at that time lah, I mean now, as am writing this! LOL!) So Azwan said the names were in no merit order;

• Miss Canada
• Miss Israel
• Miss Venezuela
• Miss Philipines
• Miss Greece
• Miss Kenya
• Miss USA
• Miss Indonesia
• Miss Mexico
• Miss Thailand
• Miss Malaysia
• Miss Dominican Republic

Check this out pulak peeps:
1st-ly - Ketiga2 gayboys transgenders yang masuk bertanding malam itiew - tiga2 dapat masuk top 12! (That's a good sign!)
2nd-ly - MOTIF mek last they announced masuk top 12? Haiyoh - banyak2 contest, selalu mek diaorang announce last (Mentaliti mek time tu - haiyoh! Mesti mek amongst top scorer dah malam itiew, kire like, saving the best for last la gittiew. Choys! Mati lah aku! And then perasaan mek, time2 diaorag announced semifinalist number 8 ke , 9 ke, like, HAIYOH!!!! MANA NAMA MEK NIH!? Tak dapat ke!?!?!? BUT I'VE WON 2 SUBAWARDS ALREADY!!!!!! But aha, itu la mek salah! Tak semestinya kalau dapat bolot SEMUA sub awards, mek CONFIRMASI masuk top 12 - tgk la Egypt? Dia kan dpt 1st Runner-up Best National Costume. And did that one helped her masuk semifinals? Nope... So itu memang mek akui persepsi mek memang salah confirm tak betul!!!!!)

So anyways, tiba lah time IQ session. Mek salute satu jer dengan Miss World tahun tu. Mak Ita dan her organizing team dah siap dah, 25 soalan utk 25 negara (each country, 1 q) and once sampai ke session IQ nih, all Azwan perlu buat was, tgk dalam senarai list itiew, country mana yang masuk top 12 tu, dah - soalan tersedia. Bagus la cam tu. And trust me, soalan2 dia, mek ingatkan soalan2 general "What is Love" atau "What is Beauty" kindda thingie - BUZZZ!! WRONG! Soalan2 yang disediakan, wallaiiauu!!!! Susah jugak - and ia berkaitan dengan negara masing2! MUJUR si VW dah suruh mek baca semua pasal Dominican Republic tu. Masalahnye sekarang, mampu ke mek ingat balik apa yang mek dah baca? Hentam aje la labu.

Sebelum turn mek, macam2 mek dgr jawapan2 dari other contestants. Ade yang gave out brilliant answers (namun si Azwan dah hanjengkan balik jawapan contestant itiew - CONTOH - Emma Hatta, Greece. Her answer was brilliant, full with poise and confident, and all Azwan needed to do was, kasik one simple one last remark lepas Emma answered her Q, and terus, harapan Emma nak ke top 5 - HANCUS! Sebab why? Emma terkedu dinch boleh jawab when Azwan asked, SIAPEKAH MENTERI SUKAN NEGARA ANDA? Hanjeng tak! Kesian pulak si Emma tu aku tgk) - TAK KURANG JUGAK contestants2 yang kasik jawapan2 hazabz (tak perlu Azwan carutzkan). Dan as for me, mek dah geared up to give the best dan be prepared kalau Azwan plans to hanjengkan mek! (note Azwan kenai la jugak mek - we've talked once or twice kat Bleu Bar sebelum tu so dia memang kenai mek atas stage malam tu - siap senyum sinis nih. CHIS!) SO then, tiba la masa mek nak jawab soalan - HAIYOH!!!! APA LAA SOALANNYE?

Azwan: Shall you welcome yourself to the guests...
Me: Good evening Malaysia and erm, welcome down to Miss World 2004. My name is Lea Laurielle De La.... Vega (sebelum mek said Vega tu, mek ter PAUSED sekejap - HAMPIR2 mek nak sebut Lea Laurielle De La Fuentes sebab Waktu mek wakil Colombia ngan Mexico dulu mek guna nama tu... phewww! Mujur lagi!)
Azwan: Is this your first time to Malaysia?
Me: Yes it is (Oh yeah, please lah! Minus the 24 years mek dah hidup di Malaysia tu yer, Thank You Very Much! PROPAH!!! LOL!)
Azwan: Do you like Malaysia? (Haiyoh! MOTIF!!!!!)
Me: Yeah, I'm enjoying my stay- enjoying every bit of the moment.
Azwan: Are you ready for your question? Would you like it to be in Bahasa or English?
Me: Erm... I would prefer it to be in English
Azwan: Wooo English... TEPUK!!!!! First contestant nak soalan in English. Mana soalannya nih? TAPI SOALANNYE TAK DER DALAM BAHASA INGGERIS????

Waktu tu crowd dah jerits2 sorak dan suruh Azwan translate and what not dan mek tgk gaya dia nak caras muka aku - so baik2 mek caras dia dulu...

Me: Owh nevermind. You can just ask me in Malay and I'll answer in English....

Crowd terus sorak - mek makin confident! MATI LA AKU! Sambil tertawa kecil, Azwan sambung...

Azwan: Bukan senang nih soalan nih nak translate ni... ape soalannya nih. Haaa, aktiviti pengganas, ha, this extreme activities, ha,... bukan saja berlaku di negara anda bahkan it happens all around the world. Bagaimanakah, kerajaan anda, mengatasi masalah tersebut...
Me: Right.. erm. I believe that this type of problem, can occur in any part of the world, because, it's part of the human nature, it's part of the human being. Whatever the goverment may do, they may suggest to do this and that, but it's up to them, I mean, to the person. I mean, you can't stop people from being a terrorist becoz they feel they wanna be a terrorist; you can't stop people from raping because they wanna be a raper; the thing is, one has to actually realize from inside, to actually realize that, erm, all these acts, all these terrorists acts can be stopped from within. So there's nothing a government can do, unless one human, realize this himself. Thank you ladies and gentlemen...

YARABI!!! APA LA AKU MEREPEK TU!?!?! MEK CUAK MEK PANIK DAN YER! MEK MENGGELABAH TETIBE! Segala confidensi levels mek dah merudum jatuh ke lantai dah time tu! Walaupun diiringi sorakkan (I wonder audience malam tu paham dak apa aku merepekkan malam itiew - tahlah), namun mek tetap rase "OWH GOD! I'VE SCREWED THIS ONE UP - AGAIN! DANG!"

Habis selesai top 12 IQ round - another 5 subsidiary titles diaorang kasik malam tu. And surprise surprise, Emma Hatta dan mek cekup semua habis...

• Miss Elegant - Miss Greece
• Miss Frienship - Miss Greece
• Miss Personality - Miss Dominican Republic
• Miss Intelligent - Miss Dominican Republic
• Miss Charming - Miss Dominican Republic

I remembered I gave Emma that smile and winked at her, "You'll be in top 5 Emma!" gittu la kirenye. Tapi, ADO!? NAN ADO! Dari situ mek dah bau2 sesuatuh - haiyoh!!!!! Mek takut lah pulak! Sebab after semua tu dah habis, when Azwan announced top 5, Emma wasn't in there. Instead, ade contestants yang pada mata mek, LANGSUNG TAK LAYAK to be in top 5, tetiber got into the list. Macam, SESUATUH sngt! Dah la nan ado sub awards (sebab the rest top 5 tu, semua dah ade subsidiary titles - so, leh la excused. Tapi yang sorang nih, HAIYOH!!!!!!!!!)



The evening's top 5 were:

• Miss Thailand (memangggg sangat2 layak! Mek tgk dia la paling meletop malam tu!)
• Miss USA (huh??? MOTIF!?!??!)
• Miss Dominican Republic (Ehem ehem! Owh please, mek dah suspect expect dapat top 5! HAIYOH KEJI LAH STATEMENT BONGKAK! hehehe)
• Miss Kenya (nih sorang lagi - sesuatuh sangat! Crowds' fav actually! Dan mek pon suke dia punye IQ - melerts!)
• Miss Malaysia (advantage sebab sokongan dan yeah, she memang lawo pon)

Kesian I was to Emma (who cried a bit back stage) but that's ok girl - better luck next time! Ayang was happy I made it into top 5. At least, ade gak wakil sorang transgender masuk ke top 5! So then, that's it! TOP 5 IQ session. Ini sesuatuh yang sampai ke sekarang mek tak puas hati! Each finalists akan dapat the same q. And once the first finalist gi jawab q, the remaining 4 akan pakai headset. (ala ala cam tannak kasik dengar la gittu) TAPI SESUATUH SANGAT! Si Miss USA tu, bila Azwan tanye "Eh Sabariah, ko dgr tak apa aku cakap nih?" Boleh tak si USA tu gi GELENG KEPALA!!!! APA TANDANYE TU!!?!? Dia boleh dengar lah!!! Why am I pissed!? Pissed lah sebabnye, mek was called into top 5, as finalist number 3. ALIH2 I HAD TO GO FIRST! Mek baru planning nak buat cara USA tu buat - leh curik2 dengar soalan. So I guess kata2 orang2 tua tu applies to all "Tu la, plan sangat nak buat jahat - kan dah kena kat diri sendiri!" And so mek terpaksa akur and jawab soalan itiew dulu.... :(

Question: Anda diberi masa 3 minit, you are live on Astro; to say whatever you wanna say, as the most popular tv personality! You are live, now! In 3 minutes! What would be you msg to thousands and millions of viewers.

• My answer: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome down to Miss World pageant 2004. Tonight I just would like to emphasis on who I really am, which is - I am cheeky, but honest. I am, temperamental, but forgiving. And most of, I'm ugly, but adorable! THANK YOU! (THANKS TO VW! That was a practiced Q waktu mek spent some time dengan VW reheasing Q and A session!!! Seronok gile bile dapat soalan tu and I get to answer cam tu! Terus mek confidensi melambung2 melampau2 utk menang - tetambah pulak, lepas dgr the rest of the answers from the other 4 finalists)


• Miss Thailand: (she said something about she's proud to represent her country in that pageant and she wants the world to know that drag queens, trannies and stuff - semuanye mampu membuat aktiviti sihat - tak semestinya sex jer... cam tu la lebey kurang - a good and safe answer I'd say! Memang superb sangat jawapan dia diblendkan dengan rupenye...)


• Miss Malaysia: Ermm.. Sayangi lah anak2 anda, sayangi lah keluarga anda, kerana, erm, begitu banyak sekali ya, sekarang ini, terdapat, kes penderaan kanak2 (MOTIF!?!?!?!!??!)


• Miss Kenya: I would like to stress out that there should be no more war; becoz of war, the children in the world are suffering, World Peace!!! (typical Miss World answer which I think was THE BEST answer!!!! GO KENYA! mek memang tak leh nak nafi kalau kalah dengan Kenya atau Thailand - BUT OBVIOUSLYLY NOT USA!!!!)


• Miss USA: Baiklah - semenjak kebelakangan ini, kes rogol makin menjadi2 di negara kita. Kita harus mengambil langkah dan (BLA BLA BLA ape tah - and she ended with) ingat - didikan ugama (SHE SAID UGAMA and not AGAMA! HAIYOH! From US!?) itu amatlah penting, dan satu lagik! Hantar lah anak2 anda ke sekolah2 mempertahankan diri - itu amat penting (despite a silly and stupid answer, I'd say she was TOO CASUAL during the last q/a and she was like, HELLO!?!?!? BLONDE BIMBO!?!?!?!? Except that she had black hair and not blonde la kan! DANG!!!!)

Owh this is getting TOO long - lets cut to the bottom line here. Thailand got 5th (sedeh kan? Mek so terkejut! Dan mek dah boleh agak dah sesuatuh tak sesssuuwaaaaiii akan berlaku), Malaysia got 4th place (pun mek tak sangka! With that answer, she should have got.. ermm.. yeah, got 4th place, and 5th patutnye USA!), 2nd Runner-up jatuh kepada KENYA (NYEH!!! MEK DAH TAHU SIAPA YANG NAK MENANG! DAN MEK TAK PUAS HATI!!!!) - and then me stepped ke depan dengan si USA genit tu! And bla bla bla (mek dah started tunjuk signs yang mek takkan menang to those yang cheering Dominican Republic patut menang) - and then BOOM! THE RESULT CAME OUT!



"First Runner-up, is Miss Dom. Rep. and the new Miss World 2004 is Miss USA!!!!!" Mek hampir2 pengsan (NOT DQ YER!!!!) tapi mek tahan, dan mek tahan jugak air mata itiew. Ramai kedengaran suara ketidakpuasan hati dari audience tu u ols! Tak percaya, VCD tu adalah bukti. VCDs tak propah la u ols! LOL! Apa apa pon, SO MUCH for maintaining victory, dua kali berturut2 kan? I guess malam tu I just had to akur dengan getting 1st runner-up, AGAIN (yerrr lah! Akur lah sangat! Dalam bilik ghengah nih nangis bagai nak rak. And surprisingly, Kak Vee pon nangis jugak - maybe dia sedeh tgk mek sedeh. Ke dia sedeh, penat2 dia make up, mek tak menang? Rugi jer make up! LOL! Tak lah! Mek rase Kak Vee tu pon turut terasa sedeh kot dan plus, she memang mudah tersentuh...) Dan yang penting, Abang Haidee and his wife masa masuk bilik mek turut menyatakan rasa ketidakpuasan hati mereka (sambil packing dress national costume mek dan my evening dress. Hehehehehe). Tapi, I won best evening dress what? Ehehehe - balik modal la kirenye - so mek ikut jer agreement mek ngan abang Haidee. Hadiah best evening dress dan best presentation on stage tu, mek split 50-50. Hadiah duit 1st runner-up pong mek split 50-50 (which memula mek tak tahu pun duit 1st runner-up tu pon mek kena split tapi dia ade cakap, apa apa yang mek menang malam tu, split. And its only fair lah kot sebab dia buat baju tu, tak der bayaran pa per. Tapi, dia cakap sponsor? Hmmm - pelikk pelik. Apa apa jer lah - mek tarkik!) So there you go; from a Walk To Remember as Miss Malaysia, to a road of yet another Failure! Mek sentap, tapi sehari dua jer. Lepas tu, ok dah ler. Ehehehehhe...

Next up: Episode 17: 1st half of 2004 Part 2(ii) - And followed by another failure, Queen of the Queens.


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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