^{Sedeh kannn tgk kertas tulis resipi nih? Khazahhh nih u ols!!!}

Batik Cake

Bahan2nyier... eheheh (mek terpaksa tulih balik - dah nak hancur dah kertas resipi nih! Berkurun!!!)

• Roti/Biskut Mary 100gm (dipatah2kan)
• Susu Milkmaid 1 tin kecil (I'm sure other brands pon boleh rasenye)
• 1/2 cawan serbuk koko (of any brand also la kot?)
• Kacang goreng (ditumbuk2 satu cawan... hmmmm)
• 1/2 buttercup

Melt buttercup atas api (haiyoh! Atas api katanye!!!!! KIDS! Dapatkan permisi mak bapak hampa dulu tau!) Then, masukkan susu, serbuk koko dan gaulkan sehingga sebati. Then masukkan roti meri (ke, Biskut Mary? Hmmmm - hampeh!) together with that kacang just now yang u ols dah tumbuk2 hingga hancur tu? Ha... gaulkan sekali. Then tuangkan kedalam bekas (pilih la bekas apa apa saje yang hampa nak guna itiew) dan tekan2 kasik cantik la kirenye. Pastu, masukkan kedalam freeze (I'm sure she meant as Fridge - masuk freezer, harus lah hancur gigi semua lepas tu nak makan. Ehehehe) and then 1/2jam lepas tu keluarkan, dan potong dan ape lagik! MAKAN LAH!... eheheh.....

THE END!

Senang aje kan? Ehehehehe - selamat mencoba...


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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I received this forwarded email regarding your temper according to your horoscope. Wait wait wait - this is not just any other entry of mine. Yang nih lain sikit u ols. What mek require from u ols is this - interaksi and let me get to know you ols better. Read your horoscope and lets communicate kat my comment area - lets discuss about this - tell me who you are and whether or not this prediction is true ke idak sebab u wanna know why? I wanna know my friends. Let me know u ols punye bithdate (skip the year kalu u ols feel shy of letting others know how kertu u are) and samada betul ke idak temper u ols tu sama dengan the ones stated dalam entry nih. Read this entry carefully, and in the comment area, please insert the following details (since I have disabled right click function in my page, just highlight and press CONTROL C and in the comment area just press CONTROL V and fill it out) - Thanks peeps....

• Name/Nickname: (please, if you decide to use a nickname, jgn kasik yang merepek2 for I will not know you are pulak nanti, so befits the purpose la pulak nanti, kan?)
• Date of birth: (you can skip the year kalau u ols nak la..)
• Horoscope sign u ols:
• Sama tak dengan the one you just read?: (Kalau sama - then, habis citer. Kalau tak sama,... mover along)
• If your attitude/ temper, dinch sama dengan yang you just read in this entry, then please describe your temper to me - apa sebenarnye ur temper attitude tu, cam mane?

Ok? Hehehehe.....
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HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE


ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologise, which makes them easier to forgive.


TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20
You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.


GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29
You are recognised by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.


CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.


LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressingdown can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.


VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.


LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.


SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21
Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects hauhtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superflous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.


SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.


CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over yur emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavour to be perfect and socially correct in your behaviour and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.


PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.


So ape citer? Same2? Or no same2? Hmmmm - do tell in the comment area ya! Thanks!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Dearest all,

Remember tak waktu mek memula masuk blogdrive.com nih? I did that Blog-warming and Tagboard Chat Party itiew? Ahaaa... now here this... this is so sexciting! Ehehehe - Am doin' another party... :) *Virtual party that is....*



I figured out my blog dah sejuk sangat lately nih, so mek decided nak buat another blog-warming lah ala ala macam, as I noticed, ramai unique visitors (not to mention returning visitors) yang masih belum khatam blog mek nih. So on that day, mek akan buat something so that it'll be easier for everyone nak baca my khazanah2 lahanatz itiews. Probably nothing much, but, we'll see la how nah?

And as for the chat tu, ala ala like, nak meramas mesrakan chatters2 lama (those2 pioneer chatters like LeeZ dan Ginger De La Loca di galakkan menggalakkan diri, di majlis tersebut...hehehe) dengan chatters baru, be it yang very2 new as in newbie on that day itself, or, yang selama nih dok ade tapi takut nak bersuara... eheheh - hari tu, all are welcome ler kirenye ke party virtual mek!! TAPI, as for the LALATZ! STAY OUT! Remember this ground rule peeps! Nak chat boleh no hal - but just be yourself, this is not G's tagboard yang penuh ngan lalatz penyamaraz itiews. Ehehehehe...

Details ade lah seperti berikut... :)

Event: 2nd Blog-warming & Tagboard Chat PartyVenue: Lea's Tagboard/ Blogpage @ http://lealaurielle.blogdrive.comDate: JUNE 7th (00:00:01) to JUNE 9th (23:59:59)Day: Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday


I might have to do at least three (3) virtual parties first before even considering of doin' it in real - yer la, kena jugak amik port siape yang real siape yang tak - nak juge kena amik kire hal itu ini - ingat senang ke nak buat in real? So this in only the second event in my blogpage. Never the mind - slowly but surely - this blogpage isn't goin' anywhere, and so will I - I'll be in here and probably soon the real party will be organized (siap lah u ols Volks! Ehehehe)

So come along peeps! Next week! Jgn lupe yer... :) Heheheheheh...

Nih, mek ade includekan links to some entries regarding the first Blog-Warming and Tagboard Chat Party yang dedulu itiew... buat rujukan la kirenye. Ehehehehe...

• Blog warming party - news flash
• Official online invitation to the party
• And let the party begin!!!
• Thanks to all who came for the 'party' thingie...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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I found another pic while tengah menggeledah some of my antique stuffs in my drawer; one of my ol' school-days in MRSM Balik Pulau pics; I guess these boys dah turned to men now, ade yang berjaya locally, abroad - ade yang masuk Cleo Mags' 50 Eligible Bach of the Years la... whatever it is, one thing is definitely for sure, no matter where you guys are, in my heart, you guys tetap remain in it. It's great to know almost all of my ex-classmates, kitaorang semuanye still keep in touch with each other via email and phone, even after nealy 10 years since we all left school... missing you guys badly...



Just another entry, walking down the memory lane... :)


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Dearest all,
I came across this very interesting story when I was browsing through at Reader's Digest Asia; and I was very moved by it and so I decided to share it with all. And since this is a true story, should by any chance the writer, Mr Michael Tan, happens to one day pass through this page of mine and so happens to read this entry, hear this - our every prayers, especially mine - to your beloved sister Mr Tan. May she rest in peace and if I'm sure if she's still around, she would have been so glad to know how lucky she is to have a brother like you...

The Butterfly
Four decades later, I still remember everything about the last day I saw my sister | by Michael Tan - rdasia.com

"Mum, I'm back," I called out as I stepped into our flat after school. Usually Mum would reply, urging me to take my bath, eat and then do my school work. But this day – March 14, 1961 – there was only silence.

I walked into the bedroom the entire family shared. Mum was sitting at her dressing table, tears streaming down her cheeks. She looked up and said, "Your sister died this morning." I just stood there, not knowing what to say. I was ten years old and the concept of death had no real meaning to me.

I was trying to make sense of the situation when I found Elizabeth's school bag, sitting on a small table in the corner of the bedroom. The rectangular brown hard–case bag looked as if it was waiting to be claimed by its owner. I knelt down, moving my hands slowly across the top of the bag, trying to sense my sister's presence. I opened it.

Everything was neatly arranged – exercise books on one side, textbooks on the other and her pencil case in between. There was also the black plastic headband that she had worn to school that morning.

I took out some of her exercise books. As I turned the pages, I could see a few "Good" and "Very Good" remarks on her English exercises. However, it was clear that Mathematics was her weakest subject. There was also an English textbook entitled First Aid. The top right corner had a dark blue stain – I had accidentally spilled her bottle of ink refill on her books.

I carefully returned the books to their original positions and wondered if Sis would be upset that I had gone through her possessions.

That evening I stood on the balcony, watching every bus that pulled up at the stop opposite our building. I was hoping to see her appear from a bus, any bus, but to no avail.

"Is she coming back?" I kept asking my mother. "Why can't she come back? Why did she have to die?" Mum could offer neither comfort nor meaningful answers to my ceaseless queries.

At about nine o'clock that evening, a black butterfly flew into the kitchen. It fluttered around the hall and landed high on a wall. "Don't chase it away," Mum said.



When I turned in for the night, the butterfly was perched in the same place, but by next morning it was gone. Only then did I remember what had happened two days previously.

That evening, as usual, I had watched out for bus No. 2, which brought Sis home from school. Several buses came and went, but there was no sign of her. I began to worry. Finally, I saw her step off a bus just as the streetlights were flickering on.

I ran to the door because Sis sometimes gave me sweets when she got home. Not that evening – she was in a hurry. She explained that she had forgotten to complete an art project that was due the next day.

Right after her bath and dinner, Sis sat down at our round dining table. A single yellow bulb, not very bright, cast a shadow of her on the floor as she started to work on her painting. I went to the table to see what she was doing. "Don't spill my paint," she cautioned.

Sis divided a rectangular piece of drawing paper into twelve equal boxes, four across and three down. In each box, she painted the same butterfly in a bold black outline. Each butterfly had curly antennae and triangular wings. The wings had slanting lines and dots. She allowed me to help colour in the background of each box. I filled alternate boxes with pink and yellow. It was late by the time we finished.

Now, the day after Sis's death, I remembered that the butterfly that had flown into our flat looked a lot like the ones in her painting.

Every morning Sis left very early to catch her bus to school. Normally I was still asleep, but on the day she died, for some reason, I woke up at 5.30. I walked out of my room to find her rushing around, getting ready for school. That morning she didn't have time to finish her breakfast.

The stairwell in our building was rather dark, and I held the door open so that the light from our flat could help her see her way down. It was about six o'clock when she left.

"Bye, Brother," she called, as she turned to go.

I had no idea that this would be the last thing she would ever say to me. I still remember that very last glimpse of her going down the stairs, her back towards me. She was wearing her blue school uniform. One hand held her school bag and the other bounced in the air as she sped down the stairs.

She was only 14 years old.

Years later I learned the Sis was actually my adopted sister. It didn't matter –I felt the bond between us had remained strong despite the passing of the years. Even now, I wish I could have stopped the clock on the night before she died.

For decades I didn't know the cause of her death – I was only told that she was found lying in the school lavatory and couldn't be revived. However, just recently I obtained a copy of her death certificate, which said that she had suffered a cerebral haemorrhage.


"I believe the butterfly that flew into our flat was actually Sis returning to pay us a final visit before moving on to the next life. One day I too will make this journey, and I will finally see her again."






Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Dearest all...

As you guys maybe perasan yang mek memang lembab dalam nak buat review2 movie nih. Mek bukannye berbakat macam Ginger dalam buat review2 nih - dia kan ponen drag grad US. EHEHEEH - so anyways, being my second movie review, I hope this review nih dah good enuff from a penulis amatur macam me. Ehehehe... *Bismillahirrahmanirrahim - HERE GOES*



MONSTER-in-Law

As the title to the movie speaks for itself, I guess my first impression when I got to see the dvd cover was like...

"Woohhoo - musti lawak gilos! Look at the title itself?"
"Hmmmm - JLo... possible that this might just be another flop - but hey, its a comedy, so I guess, she must have done it good kot... hmmm"
"Owh my! Siape shubern (laki) hero nih.... must buy must buy!!!"

So yeah, well, I bought it - after reading the sisbiosis... eh.. sinopsis kat belakang cover tu.. which reads... (perlu ke mek tulis ape yang ade kat belakang itiew? Hmmm - nah - I think I'll do it in my own pathetic words. Ehehehehe)

So the movie started with the highlight of Jlo (Yes, again....) as one pretty gurl who walks dogs by the side of the beach (amongst her other jobs la kan - kononnye like multitasking-able-prettiful girl la) who apparently memang jarang bercinta - due to her bad luck thingie. Baca ramalan bintang pun, about some love depan dia - carik pi carik mai, all she saw was one of her dogs fucking another dog... opps! No seriously I meant dog as in dog wooff wooff! So anyways, despite being so unlucky, she still keeps that hope that someday a purfect man would pop up out of no where and becomes her man... (if she she could only decide to stick to one la kan...)

^{Feeeeling comel la tu... chaiit!}

So anyways, JLo who played the prettiful (combi of beautiful and pretty.. ehehe) Charlotte 'Chalie' Cantilini - finally met his dream guy who apparently looks like Matthew Mccoughney (tapi sebenarnye he's Michael Vartan - sila rujuk gambar dibawah utk penelitian yang lanjut).

^{Handsome kan itiew Michael Vartan??? Hehehehe - cair!!!}

So Michael plays the role of Dr Kevil Phil (or was it Field?? Hmmm) who apparently di queen controlled kan oleh the MOTHER a.k.a MONSTER, Viola (Jane Fonda - memang sesuai sangat pompuan gila tu jadik the monster - gelak gile mek!). The mother not only controlling giler, tapi, very der gile in the world sebab baru direplacedkan by a new, slimmer, younger, news anchor. Terus gile lepas tu (gile lite2 lah) - and since her one and only child, dah jumpe a new love , the mother ala ala macam takut lah anaknye tu hilang also dari sisi dia. Alllwayysss laa feeling like that.

Dan oleh yang demikian yer Ladies and Gentlemen, utk tidak kehilangan his only child to a pregnant lesbian (Fonda yang cakap kat dalam tu yer, bukan mek!) - she decided to break up the happy couple by becoming the world's most pathetic mother in law ever!!! Dan kalau dah ade moster villian cam tu, mesti ade assistant lab gittu, kan? And that role was played by Wanda Sykes as Ruby (teringat mek citer Ruby Latin American ptg2 kat TV3 tu, ano not to mention, Ruby Suparman itiew... hehehehehe- Owh and erm, Ruby's black, so, it becomes more and moreeeeee funny when Ruby's in any of the scenes. Memang curlast itu perempuan!!!)

Tapi sepandai2 tupai melompat - akhirnya, gedebubbb jatuh juga atas tanah. Fonda's ugly and dirty tricks (which ranges from korek mengorek JLo's past profile, criminal records, drug usage and what not - sampai lah ke memalukan Jlo dalam majlis yang grannnd gittu) finally dibongkar oleh Jlo's two best friends (apparently one of them is gay, in that movie la so it seems) - and THAT's when Jlo decided to fight back and win the love of her life and make the relationship and soon-marry-wed-gala-event tu work as planned (initially Fonda decided to buat all the arrangements - ala ala macam nak screw things up tapi dinch jadik.. oppsss - too much info/ details ke? Soorrry) - and the best part of this movie datangnye dari babak2 lepas Jlo decided to fight back Viola - curlast!! Mek suke aksi2 tarik2 rambut itiew. Ehehehehe. (Ade ke adengan/scene itiew? Hmmmmm)

So anyways - memang citer nih, kalau kasik rating, mek kasik 4 1/2 star - cannot lah kasik full 5/5 stars, kan? Nothing is purfect in this world u know. Even some of the scenes ade yang tak conti... (heheheh - amboiii - mentang2 berpanglaman ikuti penggambaran movie local once, terus pandai dah nih conti tak conti nih. Eheheheheeh) - and above all Ladies and Gentlemen, Babies and Elephants, I would have to say - if you intend to have a good laugh when you're stressed out - or whenever you feel bored ke ape ke - Monster-in-Law is the perfect movie to watch... :) Enjoy!!!

^{Pecah lobang!!!! Fonda's dirty schemes telah di bongkar!!! Ehehehe...}

Ingat peluk tu peluk bermulanye happiness???? THINK AGAIN!!!! That's it!!!!

This is sooo typical Me and Ginger - NOTE: Gingers the one on the left, me, in the yellow mellow dress with the scarf? Yes please thank you very much... ehehehe - Antara some of the funny scenes dalam movie nih... bare in mind, its G and Lea, G and Lea, G and Lea... EHEHEHEHEH - maaati la kau LeeZ!!!!!!

Sekian, wabillahitaufikwalhidayah, wassalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatuh... :)


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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From: XXX@my.standard.com
To: lea_laurielle@yahoo.com, XXX@prudential.com.my
Subject: FW: Sexual Health expert for man
Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005 14:30:13 +0800
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Just forward to u all... for informasi only !

(See attached file: sexual health experts are about man.doc)

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ALWAYS BE SERIOUS IN SEX & LOVE


Most of the questions asked to sexual health experts are about man's early ejaculations and woman's orgasm troubles. If man is coming off quickly, woman couldn't have an orgasm! But if you really think for a few seconds, surprisingly, you won't see any relation between these two events. Because, a man if he is not a Boor will prepare his woman to reach her orgasm before his ejaculation.

The other highly popular question is about the penis size! After all that porn movies many people are really confused. How and where to find such a prominent organ? What is the normal size? How thick and long can be the biggest? How small is acceptable for lovemaking?

Every man's genital is different as his finger print and the role of the penis size in a happy and successful sexual relationship is not such important. At least you don't have to be such stupid to pay sack full money to programs, drugs or advice for making it bigger! Even with a huge organ a man's chance is very limited to make her achieve an orgasm if he is not a good lover and doesn't know proper sex techniques, most probably he will cause pain instead of pleasure.

Even a man who has a miniscule dick may be a perfect lover! The only way is to learn how to make better love, how to be a better partner, instead of being paranoiac distressed. This is normal and this is your body, love it and try to use it more creatively and with more love. Kiss and caress every part of your partner's body for long time, arouse her enough, and go down and give her a nice oral love... until she reaches the climax.

Believe me, every woman loves and prefers such a talented lover in the place of a big dick entering a few times into your vagina before spurting out and then sleeping in his side as nothing happened! Naturally!

Having a small organ is not a guilt, a crime, if he knows his body and has developed many better solutions he is absolutely a CLEVER man and a perfect lover!

In regard to early ejaculations... This, also, is not a crime and if the man has not an organic disorder, may be corrected with some effort. But many men, instead of paying attention to their situation, act like early coming off doesn't make any difference in their sex life! Which may be true!

Actually you may consider the natural disharmony between two genders. Men, by their nature, want to thrust into a hole when aroused and squirt in, that's all! But woman needs a prior preparation, a fore-play of at least 10-15 minutes to be concentrated and ready for insertion.

One woman likes this position, another may choose that position, many women request clitoris stimulation besides men's thrusting... Many fatiguing services asked from men! And furthermore, if a serious and passionate relationship doesn't exist between partners, men are really exhausted in the bed. Is a natural error, an innate lack of harmony exists between men and women?

See some different type of early comers:

Guy A : The worst. He doesn't even know he is an early comer. When he likes, he takes the woman under him and ejaculates. He doesn't care anything else! For the woman's orgasm?
What is that? He hasn't heard anything about woman's orgasm!

Guy B : He knows about woman's orgasm but act like he doesn't know. Same of the Type A, he pulls the woman under and he comes off, the only difference, if by mistake or pain, woman makes a weak sound like "ah" he will suppose she reached an orgasm but for his comfort, he will never ask her the truth!

Guy C : He knows his disorder, he is sad and wants to visit a doctor but he is shamed or can't find the time to go! As a fore-play he kiss and caress her a little but he can't wait and comes off. Sometimes he can't even find times to thrust his dick into her. He is sad but life goes on!

Guy D : He is aware of his early ejaculation disorder but he also knows his partner's orgasm right! So, he will kiss and caress her at great length, give her a great oral love and bring her to an orgasm. Then start to make love for himself and he comes off. Because his partner reached orgasm before his quick ejaculation there is no trouble. Partners are relaxed and happy!

That means, if a man is understanding and clever the early ejaculation is not an important obstacle on the way of a happy sexual relationship. Man may visit a doctor and try to find the main reason behind this disorder and get a treatment which is totally normal, but meantime he is kind and not selfish, gives her ultimate pleasures to reach her orgasm.

An absolutely good sex for a woman is a normal dick size, a foreplay at length, long kisses and caresses, staying inside her long enough with many thrusting, knowing her favorite positions and giving her the best pleasures... not insisting on what he wants, but understanding her and giving her what she needs to get her climax.

Please remember that if she has reached to one orgasm in her entire life, she knows the best position for her, and an intelligent man never insists on a new position which may cause a lack of concentration, he will follow her orientations.

Finally, what is the woman's responsibility in creating a harmonious sexual relationship? Women must talk and describe what they want clearly. Of course talking to the boors will not produce a positive result but intelligent men may understand your needs. Do not imitate orgasm or do not keep silent and sleep... talk to your lovers and kindly explain your desires, if not you will lose your sexual desires and even you won't be able to masturbate and get orgasm by yourself in the future!



My next free ebooks " THE POSITIONS SHE LIKE" and "FUSE OFF MY FIRE" are coming soon in my foreplay club.

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Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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From the last episode... Episode 11: Coming towards the end of 2002... Dugaan...

So 2002 apparently ended like - sedeh sikit lah. Dah la kalah in the last 2 pageants/ contest- lepas tu, the issue about MU2002 tu pulak - haiyoh! Mek pilu! Mek sedeh! Mek sentap!!! Perjalanan menuju ke 2003 was like - dangg! Towards the end of 2002, makin ramai yang saw me as a competition- walhal, ade antara mereka were like, friends, mostly strangers - so its like, sedeh lah. Kite nak bertanding, for fun dengan kengkawan - tapi kengkawan feel I'm not a competition - more like a threat. Yeahhhhhhh that's the word - mek ala ala seperti satu ugutan utk diaorang. So dari sentap dan kalah (kalau kalah la) dengan mek - baik jgn kasik Laurielle bertanding... how sad can that get???

^{Cuba teka, yang mana satu LEEZ? Lets!!! This pic sumbangan LeeZ adalah pada waktu A Star Is Born 2002 itiew. Nak tahu selanjutnye, gi check out Episode 11 - huhu...}

Episode 12: 2003, here I come!!!

The year 2003 was like a year yang mek bebetul jadi Miss Tak Serik2... asalkan ade contest, nah!!! That's it! Masuk jer! And the year also sees me as a showgirl under the group of Glitters.Com. I'll come back to that shortly...

Now, let me recall back - how many contests erk yang mek competed in 2003 alone? Hurmmm.... (sambil bukak port folio - maaaaaati la mek!) Ahhh yes - total of seven contests mek masuk throught the whole year of 2003... gile kan? WAIT until we come to 2004 punye entries... SIAP!
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1.Miss Kebaya Blue Bar 2003
Placing: 1st Runner-up
Subsidiary titles: Nil
The first contest of the year, dah macam kesial dapat 1st runner-up (AGAIN!). Tapi yang menang tu pon, VERY DER CANTIK! Au natural sangat persis si Halia tu! Memang lawa. So tak per lah. Mek mampu terima kenyataan itu time! Ehehehe...
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2.Miss Uptown 2003 (Miss New York)
Placing: 1st Runner-up
Subsidiary titles: Best Catwalk, Best Legs, Best Make Up
It was just COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER Miss Kebaya Blue Bar 2003 that I ended up competing in this pageant and got 1st Runner-up... (YERRR AGAIN!!!!! ). Tapi this contest timbulkan few isu2 kontroversi. (No no no, my crying after the pageant wasn't the issue lah! DUH!) The issue was the contest was somewhat, screwed up. Big time. Like, I was like on top of the list of winning - dah grabbed three subsidiary titles - tapi, ended up, a non-favo and not-in-th-list yang alih2 tiba2 menang. HOW? Memang org question kan sangat - tapi, the biggest issue was, THE NEWLY CROWNED (tak der lah NEW sangat by that time, dah couple of months dah pon) MISS UNIVERSE 2002 (remember? The contest yang mek tak dibenarkan masuk tu...) - SHE also competed in the pageant - and yeappie! Tak dapat top 10 - memang was like, the biggest shock of the pageant u ols! Kalau mek, mek melu sundel! And Miss Kebaya Blue Bar 2003 also placed 4th Runner-up. Eheheh - how!? Tak per lah - mek ala ala memang DEMAM malam tu pon - tapi I didn't use that as an excuse to cover why I kalah... "Terima jer lah noq... dah nasib..." - most of my friends told me. And that night was somewhat memorable jugak sebab malam tu lah di mana 4 KJ Girls yang sebenarnye tgh bertegang urat dengan mek, datang, and gave their support and we got back together. That was the best AWARD/ GIFT I got that night - friendship....


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3.Miss Universe Diva 2003 (Miss Mexico)
Placing: 1st Runner-up
Subsidiary titles: Best Evening Dress, 2nd Runner-up Best National Costume
AHHH YES! This pageant - LAGI banyak isunye u ols!!! This pageant was meant for Transsexuals ONLY and yet ade 2 orang transgenders masuk, Miss Hawaii (yes, its that same Miss Universe Transgender 2002 yang masuk Miss Uptown tak dapat top ten tu lah) and me, Miss Mexico - tu isu pertamal; dua transgenders masuk compete. Isu keduanye, mek got 1st Runner-up (YERRR LAHHH! AGAIN! - mandi bunga mek lepas tu!) - Ade sumbe yang menyatakan sesuatuh pada mek lepas pageant tu...

"Nyeh... mek dgr sesuatuh tadik waktu nak ke bilik ko sundel!!!"
"Apenye???" I was like - nak jer couldn't be bothered - tapi knowing ME? Tetap nak tahu...

So this friend of mine cakap on the way up to my hotel room lepas the pageant, ade this one person went up to the organizers' face dan cakap terus ginni...

"Eh Sharm, ko nih kan, tak malu ke nyeh? Cemarkan event ko?"
"Ape kau cakapkan nih?"
"Contest ko nih utk org2 cam kite, yang dah woman - perlu ke kasik gayboys drags tu masuk? Buat sangkak majlis lah - dah la dapat 1st runner-up pulak tu!!!"
"Lah - dah rezeki dia. Biar lah. Mak tak sekat sape2 nak masuk - diaorang bayar duit registrations, diaorang ikut cakap aku, aku dah puas hati. Kalah menang diaorang bukan di tangan mak. Dan menangnye dia 1st runner-up ke ape ke malam nih - bukan mek yang tentukan..."

That's why many ppl sukakan kat Sharm when she organizes pageants - very, transparent! Mek suke! Tapi tatkala itu, nama mek macam rojak buah - mixed, here and there. Yang baik2 org cakap lah macam,...

"Haiyoh!!! Mak ayam menang Miss Universe, anak ayam dapat 1st Runner-up. Curlast!!!"
"Memang bangga aku tgk si Laurielle malam tu dapat 1st runner-up, menaikkan martabat geng2 transgenders dan gays.. bagus! It shows how even kite yang tak sepurfect transsexuals pon leh dapat placing. Cayaaalah!"

Namun begitu - ehem ehem - TETAPPP ade yang KURENG menyedapkan telinga....

"PERLU ke si L tu masuk compete dengan ponen berteteks u ols? Dia tak sedar diri lagi ke? Keji lah.."
"Ngadenye dia lepas nih mek confirm! Yer lah, sebab dia dah menang 1st runner-up..."
"Ada hati nak kalahkan Mak Ayam sendiri tu. Mattti lah dia kalau dia kalahkan Shasha Penang tu..."
"Mek rase mesti bias la contest tu. Musti dia menang 1st runner-up tu sebab sorakkan kuat - so judges terpengaruhs lah kot..."
"Tak pon, mek rase - sebab dia baik dengan Kak Sharm u ols. Bodek kipas sangat si Laurielle tu dengan Kak Sharm..."

Mek pilu sangat after that contest - although bercampur kegumbiraan namun, am only human, kan? Tetap mek terasa....


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4.Miss Penang/ Malaysia Blue Bar 2003
Placing: Winner
Subsidiary titles: Nil
Nak komen pa per ke yang nih? Tak per - please proceed to contest number 7 - semuenye ade kat sitiew. Ehehehehehe....
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5.Miss Universe 2003 (Miss Colombia)
Placing: 2nd Runner-up
Subsidiary titles: Nil
HAIYOH! GINGER MUSTI SUKA YANG NIH! KEJIS! This! Has got to be the worst contest ever for me dalam sejarah Transgender. The expectations were high, both, from me and from friends and crowd. WHY? Yer lah - dangg I just won Miss Universe DIVA* 2003 1st Runner-up, managed to kalahkan Pasha, Sherryn and Fifi - so apparently - like, this Miss Universe 2003 transgender nih, shouldn't be a problem la kan, since, kalau ngan transsexuals pon leh dapat 1st runner-up, APATAH LAGI transgenders. YEAP, tu lah, expected too much, berangan plus berlagak lelebih, nahhhhh!!! Bukan menang pong! 1st RUNNER-up? OWHHH TIDAK - MEROSOTTT ke 2nd Runner-up ok!!!!! Memang cam sialll malam tu! SEBABNYE - mek BENTAT (GEMUK) yang maha sangat DAN YER, mek spoiled it all during q/a... AZABBB!!!!! SEHSUWAIII PADAN NGAN MUKA MEK KALAH PON. Tapi G yang menang, HOW!?!?!?!? Heheheheh - dah nak masuk 2 years dah - we still fight laserina occasionally regarding this matter... kan lahanat? (di tujukan kepada Ginger... heheh maaati la kau Miss ParagayleeZ... ooppsss)


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6.Desert Queen 2003
Placing: Top 10 Finalist
Subsidiary titles: Nil
Yang nih also mek bangga sebab I sort of like improved a lot since last years Desert Queen 2002; remember, last year, me only in the top 20 semifinalist. This year, kire, ok lah jugak, kan? EHEHEHEH... by that time, mek yang dah well-exposed to shows, under Glitters.Com, ala ala dah confidensi siket lah compared to the year before. Ehehehe...
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7.Miss Malaysia Blue Bar 2003 (Miss Penang)
Placing: Winner
Subsidiary titles: Best Legs, Best Evening Dress, Miss Body Beautiful, Miss Personality, Miss Hot Favorite, Winner for Miss Malaysia Swimwear round

Yer - PENUTUP 2003 yang cukup INDAH buat dirikiew dan memorinya telah kuabadikan dalam these four entries....

• A Walk To Remember - [MISS MALAYSIA DIVA PAGEANT 2003/2004] Part I
• A Walk To Remember - [MISS MALAYSIA DIVA PAGEANT 2003/2004] Part II
• A Walk To Remember - [MISS MALAYSIA DIVA PAGEANT 2003/2004] Part III
• A Walk To Remember - [MISS MALAYSIA DIVA PAGEANT 2003/2004] Part IV - THE FINALS!

Ok - so much for the pageants that I competed throught 2003, now lets talk about me getting myself involved with Glitters.Com... but before that, lets take a short break and I'll be right back with Once upon a time, I was that showgirl - Episode 13... :) LOL!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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***This entry is from the Miss Universe OFFICIAL WEBSITE - Thank You***

Miss CANADA, Natalie Glebova CROWNED MISS UNIVERSE 2005
DURING LIVE NBC TELECAST on May 30th

MISS UNIVERSE 2005 - Natalie Glebova, CANADA

Bangkok, Thailand, May 30, 2005 -This evening, during one of the year's most exciting live television events, a star-studded panel of judges chose Natalie Glebova, Miss Canada, as MISS UNIVERSE 2005.

The 23-year-old delegate from Toronto was crowned at the conclusion of the 54th Annual broadcast on NBC LIVE from Bangkok, Thailand. Natalie Glebova is a model and motivational speaker to grade school and high school students.

Miss Universe 2005 was chosen by an international judging panel which included: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Carson Kressley; Executive Producer of NBC hit shows including "Friends" and "Joey" Kevin Bright; "Days of Our Lives" star, Bryan Dattilo; Vice President, Global Cosmetics and Marketing, Procter & Gamble, Anne Martin; Hair Stylist to the stars, Louis Licari; World-Renowned Chef and former Bangkok resident, Jean Georges Vongerichten; Danish Model Heidi Albertsen; Supermodel Cassie Lewis; Telemundo Latin Superstar, Mario Cimarro; Model and Former Miss Ukraine Universe, Alexandra Nikolayenko; Executive Vice President, Director, Boon Rawd Brewery Co., Ltd, Chutinant "Nidnoi" Bhirombhakdi and Miss Universe 1988 from Thailand, Porntip "Bui" Nakhirunkanok Simon. Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell and Billy Bush, hosted the worldwide event.

Throughout the two-hour event, the delegates competed in three categories, swimsuit, evening gown and interview. During these competitions the "Top Five" finalists were selected before the crowning. Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Universe 2004, crowned her successor at the conclusion of the two-hour primetime telecast, before an estimated worldwide viewing audience of more than 600 hundred million in over 180 countries.

Final Results:

First Runner Up: Miss Puerto Rico, Cynthia Olavarria will assume the duties of MISS UNIVERSE 2005 if the titleholder for some reason cannot fulfill her responsibilities.

Second Runner Up: Miss Dominican Republic, Renata Sone

Rest of Top Five: Miss Mexico, Laura Elizondo; Miss Venezuela, Monica Spear; Miss Peru, Debora Sulca

Rest of Top Ten: Miss Latvia, Ieva Kokorevica; Miss Switzerland, Fiona Hefti; Miss USA, Chelsea Cooley; Miss Israel, Elena Ralph;

* National Costume Award: Miss Thailand, Chananporn Rosjan. Chosen by a local panel of judges during a two-hour telecast in Bangkok, Thailand for the delegate who displayed her country's pride and spirit best in costume.
* Congeniality Award: U.S. Virgin Islands, Tricia Homer. The award reflects the respect and admiration of the delegate's peers, who voted for her as the most congenial, charismatic and inspirational participant.
* Photogenic Award: Miss Philippines, Gionna Cabrera. The general public voted on www.nbc.com for the delegate who exemplifies beauty through the lens of a camera.

Sponsors of MISS UNIVERSEÆ 2005 include Mikimoto, "Official Jewelry" sponsor, Preciosa Crystal, "Official Crystal Award;" Tadashi Fashions, "Official Fashion" sponsor; " Farouk Systems, "Official Haircare" sponsor, NINA Shoes, "Official Fashion Footwear," The School for Film and Television and CoverGirl, "Official Cosmetic" sponsor.

The Miss Universe Organization, producers of the MISS UNIVERSE, MISS USA and MISS TEEN USA competitions, is a Donald J. Trump and NBC partnership. Utilizing its global grass roots infrastructure, the Miss Universe Organization is committed to increasing HIV/AIDS Awareness by focusing on women's health and reproductive issues. By forging relationships with organizations committed to research and education, such as the Global Health Council, Gods Love We Deliver and the United Nations Population Fund's Face-to-Face Campaign, Miss Universe is armed to impact women today.


***FOR MORE LATEST NEWS AND UPDATES, PLEASE CLICK HERE or visit Miss Universe's Official Website, at http://www.missuniverse.com - ALL PICS and INFORMATIONS were taken from Miss Universe Official Website - THANK YOU***

MISS UNIVERSE 2003 - Amelia Vega, Domican Republic

MISS UNIVERSE 2004 - Jennifer Hawkins, Australia



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Siapakah chicken ini!?!?!! Very the taste the lazatz in the world to the glory of the survivals!!!

Apa lahhh yang dia senyum2kan itiew, kan?

Owh - main2 handphone rupernye - tapipon, sweet kan? Ehehehe.. siapekah dia??

**Images were from sumber2 yang boleh dipercayai... Thanks Volks! OOOPPSS!?!?!?!

Ok - SHERITS!!! Mek mintak kebenaranz buat ala ala entry paparan wajah chickens dan mintak pindapat viewers, boleh nah??? Ehehehe - SOALAN! Ape pendapat u ols tentang chicken ini? Vote kat poll kat bawah nih....

How would you rate this Chicken?
You ols - cuba perhatikan eloqs2. Then, rate lah this boy ikut pilihan u ols... :)	Very der taste!!! Can do sangat2! Ala ala ok lah u ols - can bawak ke majlis.. So so aje - mek dinch taste chickens... Lazats! Tapi I would prefer him to be darker... Macam hadek2 jer dia nih??? Dinch (bukan) taste mek! So mek tannak layan... Light2 can do - boleh lagi la tahan... Perlu ke muka cam nih? COVER the FACE and Harm the BASE only lah! ehehehe...
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Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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