Hiks! Follow the instruction in RED FONT itiew, and you'll NEVER go wrong. Confirm fasih berbahasa Chinese (errr - Cantonese? Mandrin? Apakah?!) in less than 5 minutes sajork! LOL!

Mek dah cakap dah, KAN? Hiks! SiyaUl sangat kan menghanjengkan bahasa Chinese pulak dah. Tak cukup² porak perandakan bahasa Melayu and Inglis, now Chinese? Die la mek! Hiks!

Melalui entry What they wrote about mek! hari Selasa lepas, mek dapat komen anjiUng dari seorang Silent Reader - yang mek speku kuat it's The Silent Reader from LORONG FAJAR yang berkenderaan Kelisa Merah dan mempunyai hobby pakaikan korset orang terbalik upside down! Ops!

Anyways, dia komented entry itiew dan meminta mek komen pasal komen dia - hanjiUng sangat, kan? Hiks!

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Hanjeng: Ko komen pasal ni plak. 7 PERKARA MENGENAI LKY By Silent Reader <- with pleasure!!! :) Hiks!

1. Lost her virginity at 16 yo <- Try to bring my waterface down is it? Well, nevermind. AT LEAST mek lost it at 16, unlike you, hilang ur virginity ALSO at 16; well, mek waktu tu BARU 15, kan noq? Ko tua setahun, kan!? Ops!

2. Pernah mencapai berat badan 74 kg. <- Dengan ketinggian mek, sukar nak katakan mek GEMOK; cuma berisi. Pun begitu, mek 64 ker, 74 ke (koreksi it was 75 la hanjiUng!), 55 ke, mek TETAP mampu tempeleng muka hang dan tendang hang bak bola gara² 'ketinggian' ko yang amat dasyat itiew, kan!? MUAHAHAHA!

3. Pernah sentap dgn Ginger then commolot then sentap then commolot then sentap then... <- That's what you call best friends, SIAL!

4. During her last Miss, spekulasi hangat menyatakan beliau MANDREM !!.. *Maatilah mak!!!<- Ko suka kan nak salah spekukan aku dengan Kak DU! Ko gila!?

5. Kalau dinch menang Miss, dia akan depressed at least SEMINGGU *Oppssss...  <- Let me see - Waktu IQP2006 mek dapat top 10 jer, and dinch masuk top 5, mek tak even upset untuk sehari pon! Wait, ko cakap pasai LKY 3 4 tahun lepas ke noq? MOTIP ko past tense jugak!?

6. She is a real DRAMA QUEEN <- Sambil buff my nails... "Owh please darling, tell me something I didn't know. In fact, I KNEW it from you also lah - in your blog. When you interview me in 2004 for your che-detz.blogdrive.com itiew? OPS!"

7. Ponen paling MUDAH MEMAAFKAN yg pernah mak kenal (ini mak sujud) <- Er... I am? Mana ko tau nih? Mek tak mudah maafkan KO pon? Ops!

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Mek sker si cilaka lahanat CD, eh!!!! *sambil tampar2 bibir sendiri - SILAPS!* SR nih punye 7 fakta mengenai mek. Over all mek rasa, yang betul sebetul betulnya pon would be, facts number, erm, 1, 2 (dia ckp 74, sebenarnye 75 - mek maafkan lah kan. HIKS!), 3, 5 (walaupun past tense tapi betul la kan. Mek tarkik! Hiks!) dan 6. Fakta fatwa nombor 5 (kes Mandrem tu) dengan nombor 7, mek macam, "IS IT?" Hehehehe... Pa per pon, bersyukur lah mek tak buat 7 perkara pasal SR. Kalau tidak, nanges² sujud² kat mek suruh mek DELETE sebab SEMUA 7 perkara itiew, BENAR BENAR belaka, kan SR!? Hahahaha mrasa!

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Tudiah SR! Mek dah jawab dah komen² hang. Nak suruh hang balas komen mek terhadap komen hang, HANG DAH TUTUP BLOG again, kan? Sebenarnye kan CD, eh, SR, ko la sepatutnya, dan selayaknya di gelar Blogger DQ tau! Blog asik lah on off on off on on - pastu, drama, dari identity A, ke identity B, pastu jadi lalats, tapi lupa ubah identity asal - ko gila kan SR!? Ops!

Mati lah self-worshiping ek? Hahaha lantaklah. My blog - I write, you read noh? Hiks!

Semalam I was erm, clearing up stuffs dalam my PC, selak pi selak mai, belek pi belek mai, mek prasan, ade couple of photos yang Abang TT ambek dulu, mek tak release lagi pon. So kali nih mek release lagi la 2 3 4 pics (walhal ade lagik 5 6 7 pics tapi memandangkan mek ngantuks semalam, mek sempat edit Film Grain kat these 4 pics jer dulu.) Hat lenglain, sod bar ro la noh! Hiks!

PS: Thanks Abang TT! U ols memang terhebats! Click HERE to tgk balik entry yang pasal Abang TT buat photoshoot kat mek in January itiew - mati la dah kempunan nak photoshoot lagik! Hiks!

Ha - we've seen (maybe some of you dah, some of you belom) how Akak Red Mummy telah mem'basuh' bagai all the contestants remaining in the Blogger Kick Start dalam assignment Week 6 iniey. Tsk tsk tsk - kesian kesian diaorang kena dengan Kak Red. Tsk tsk tsk.Tak per. KALI nih yer, hehehe rasain! MEK PULAK nak mem'basuh' pulak. Sebab mek tengok si Kak Red tu basuh ala² kaw kaw tiada perikemanusiaan; kesian pulak mek tgk. Jadi, memandangkan mek nih berperikebinatangan siket, so am gonna go... what? Easier on them? HELLO!? What you think I am, MOTHER THERESA? Sorry nah - Kak Red went Hot and Spicy, mek ala ala go EXTREME Hot and Spicy (mati la kalau bidasan mek tak extreme karang, kan? Harus aku kena pulak dengan Redmummy cimpeng tu! Hahahaha!)

ASSIGNMENT MINGGU KEENAM

BKS inginkan sekurang-kurangnya 7 perkara tentang 5 Advokat yang telah BKS undang sebelum ini kecuali Wenkt.

Fiebie Rossa - Juri Week 1
Puan Pearl - Juri Week 3
Mr Vernon_Kedit - Juri Week 4
Nurlea Laurielle - Juri Week 5
Hannan - Juri Week 6

Warning:: Gambar-gambar yang di ambil dari blog advokats hendaklah mendapat kebenaran dari mereka.

Tu la dia tajuknye, kan? Hiks. Yer, nak baca pasal juri² lain, mrasalah gi nengok kat blog contenders tu memasing. Over all statement mek - assignments depa buat mek tergelak ok! Bukan menyindir ke ape ke - but it was fun to read how diaorang gali baik punya carik info, not only pasal mek, tapi pasal the remaining juries. Yang penting, mek sker lah baca (apart from the stories about me, me and ME!) part Juri Week 6 tu... OPS! Mati la mek dengan Kak Red! Hahahahahah!...

So ANYWAYS, dalam pada mek bagi tips kat depa² nih suruh korek kat website mek la, blog la, fotopages la, myspace la, friendster la itu ini bagai, kan, TETAP ada yang salah info. Tapi after a great deal of considerations, mek rasa lah, depa bukan buat salah sengajaly. I mean, they have great intensions - which is, taknak kecikkan hati mek dengan pemilihan bahasa mereka; points depa ada, tapi delivery kureng dan fakta tu menyempang jauh siket ada some of them. Mrasa meh kita baca. Mek highlight yang pepenting jer la noh? (Vaviks lah! Yang penting jer la mek nak highlight? SAH SAH mek komen SEMUA fakta² fatwa² katanya, kan!? Heheh)

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Intan :

Favourite quote: "..the way you write - very honest and truly came from your heart.."<- Those were my SOP lines la darling! LOL!

1. Stands pround with his unique sexual orientation.<- Errr... I am? Owh yeah - I AM! Hehehe

2. Kindhearted I may say, with bubbly personality.<- Bubbly? I.e. cakap banyak ley ko nak carut mek? Hiks!

3. Has a good sense of humour. Spontaneously makes his readers laugh.<- Mati la "has a disturbing attitude of MALAS", kan? Hahaha

4. Sensitive, easily moved and romantic.<- Tudiah! Nicely put. I AM A DRAMA QUEEN katanya yer! Hahaha

5. Good at make-ups, fashion and beauty, as expected. I am actually going through his FaB entries. He should write more about makeups.<- And let Ginger de la Loca carut mek teknik make up SALAH? Siyaul sangat! Hahaha

6. Amazing at fantasizing. Very imaginative. Give Nurlea a topic and he could endlessly go on and on..<- Amazing at fantasizing tu mek curiga siket...

7. Used to work as MAS cabin crew (pramugari indeed)<- CARUT ley? (and now with Air Asia?), travels a great deal and derives fun from it.<- THE ONLY POINT I THINK DIA SALAH! Hello? Bila masa mek keje dengan Air Asia now? Clust! NOW EVERYONE CAN FLY! Hehehehe Belle TPS? Ko tannak CAN FLY WITH ME now? Hehehehe...

8. A very pretty drag queen! Won drags' Miss Malaysia title a couple of times.<- MAKE THAT TWO POINTS - hahahaha - nyeh, mek menang Miss Malaysia 2003/2004 - and that was it! Sekali tu sajork. The rest, OTHER pageants/ titles lah... Motif menang Miss Malaysia title A COUPLE OF TIMES? Mek tergelak ok!

9. The warmest advocat who leaves tags in contenders' shoutboxes.<- Advocat lain tak buat ke noq?

10. Longest, nicely written comments in BKS history!<- Mati la ko carut comments mek 3000 patah perkataaan, kan!? Hahahaha

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Orang mintak 7 points, hang gagah pi bagi 10! Clust! Mek sker. Mek have always like the way Intan tulis since Week 5 mek judgekan dia. Ok la this time. Walaupun she got 2 major mistakes dalam her 10 points, mek rasa, mek boleh makhapkan. Hiks!

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Syawal :

Nurlea Laurielle [3D Prom Queen image]<- MOTIF PROM QUEEN!!? Haha!

A little misleading first Impression for crying out loud. A truly dramatic way for me to get to know this advocate is actually bin Abdullah and not binti lah. <- Mek ada tulis BIN ke? Bukan all these while mek tulis BINTI? Ke MEK yang biul tak paham line nih?

A son of Datuk and holding a position as a Travel Manager in Kedah.<- Errr - QUESTION BESAU, mana dia tau pangkat bapak mek!? And he spelled Datuk wrongly! LOL! It's Dato'! (Owh by the way, mek dapat tau dia tau pangkat my dad tu, FROM MY OWN ENTRY! Mati la pecah lobang sendiri! LOL!)

Your language and writing style are a bit influential. Even I myself start to say 'itu' into 'itew' and you all become u'ols... <- My Lingo ley? Ko tau tak bahasa tu pepondan kertu ie. Ginger dah started off dulu dari mek? Mek ikut depa. OPS!

Orchid Lover - Yes you are; I like... <- Sure ah me Orchid lover? Just because I had one tooooo many photos of Orchids taken, doesn't make me an orchid lover ok! Hiks!

Strange Hobby - Yes you are - you are weird! hiks *lari... <- WOHOOO!!! Woofff wooff!!! Anjs! Carut mek ley!?!?!?! Hehehe...

Image Conscious - Yes you are; Is it really your RM1 kain or that you gain more fat? ihiks *cepat2 lari... <- NO FAIR!!! Carutan bertubi²!!!

** Entirely, it is interesting of what you are... **

I still fighting in this competition
Mother's day is the best theme unanimously chosen
Nurlea, in his world he lived as a Drama Queen
and his comments are also long until the bottom of the screen<- POEM APAKAH INIH!?!?!?!?! Mek rasa poem hang tak penting bagi hang - bagi hang, hang nak stress "NURLEA, IN HIS WORLD HE LIVED AS A DQ", kan? Kejist! Hahahahaha! Mek tergelak golek bagaikan babi golek yang TPS Belle ngan mek tgk kat Bali hari tu! (Hari tu ke Belle? Sah sah awal tahun lepas, kan? Hahaha)

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Syawal buat mek tersenyum ok! Mek sker! Walaupun ada salah siket satu dua, still, poem 'tah pa per' dia tu buatkan mek GELAK girang at the end! HAHAHAHAHA! Dan yang tak tahan tu - MOTIF gif image of a PROM QUEEN!? Mek Drama Queen lah, bukan Prom Queen! Kejist tau! Hahahahaha!

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Bro Rick :

Sejak pertama kali terpandang wajah Lea, aku telah jatuh cinta..." alamak mati la mek... " ataupun " Lariiiiiiiiiiiiii " ini adalah antara ayat2 power yg Lea suka gunakan. ( hehehe jgn marah Lea ). <- Ayat² power? Tudiah! Mek rasa, ayat Bro Rick yang "Sejak pertama kali terpandang wajah Lea, aku telah jatuh cinta..." ITU lagi power! Hiks!

Umur Lea sekarang sudah 27 tahun, beliau pernah menyertai beberapa pertandingan " Miss Universe " dan pernah memenangi nya, beliau juga seorang model <- WRONG. I never WON Miss Universe title. Masuk beberapa Miss Universe, BETUL - Miss Universe Diva 2003 and Miss Universe 2003. Tapi MENANG? DINCH!... And seorang MODEL? Haiyoh! A non-iktirafed model, yer la kot! Hahaha...

Beliau pernah bekerja di Malaysia Airlines selama 5 tahun sebagai cabin crew. Seorang yang peramah, mudah berkawan.dan Lea juga seorang yg suka berterus terang. Beliau juga seoarang pengemar " Rokok Sampoerna A Hijau ", rokok ni ala2 mcm " Rokok gudang garam la " ada bunga cengkih, kalau nak isap jaga2 sikit..kalau tak berlubang sana sini baju tu.Hobi Lea, suka mengumpul kotak-kotak kosong, <- Details of all these Bro amek from my entry yang satu tu kan, yang "I Should Seriously Consider" tu, kan? Hiks! Nampak sangat la Bro. It's too obvious u gali from one particular entry sajork...

Point.
1) Umur Lea 27 tahun.<- Yes, and I am younger than Ginger de la Loca, mind you. She's older than mek tau!
2) Pernah menyertai pertandingan " Miss Universe "<- If dia cakap PERNAH menyertai, mek nak bidas - "DAN MENANG 1st Runner-up sekali, 2nd Runner-up sekali" yer. Tapi kalau dia cakap penah MENANG Miss Universe, tanya dia, TAHUN BRAPA!? Hang nak bagi Ginger peligan aku!? Miss Universe title tu milik Ginger (well, USED to be milik Ginger la kan - heheh sempat nih nak carut balik kat Ginger! LALALALA!)
3) Pernah bekerja di Malaysia Airlines selama 5 tahun sebagai crew cabin.
4) Seorang yg peramah dan mudah berkawan.
5) Seorang perokok, suka rokok Sempoerna A Hijau.
6) Hobi suka mengumpul kotak.<- Motif issue kotak lagi? I have other hobbies too you know - like, erm, MAKAN?
7) Suka berterus terang.<- Mati la Confession!

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: A bit too FORMAL lah Bro. For me, you gali not too deep la bro this time around. Sources dari satu or dua entries only, penggunaan ayat terlalu baku and formal; like, you fetish BM ek? Ops! Anyways, erm, tah lah - I seriously don't know what to say... Owh and the Beauty Pageant facts, better clear that one out also nah? ;)

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Katarsis :

terlalu banyak sumber untuk digali bagi tujuan mengenali siapa gerangan wanita misteri di sebalik nama nurlea laurielle. aku sendiri buntu tak pasti dari mana mahu bermula.<- WANITA? Nih adengan "PLAY SAFE" la iniey, yang memula mek ingatkan dia BLUR tatau mek sapa. Tapi the fact is, dia TAU tapi, saja amek langkah berjaga² supaya mek tak kecil hati. Well darling, in this dawg eat dawg world darling, EITHER way, play safe, or tak play safe - u ols TETAP akan kena. Heheheheh...

beliau berusia 27 tahun. tapi nampak begitu matang dengan kejayaan menerajui sebuah agensi pelancongan. sebelum tu beliau merupakan bekas seorang pramugari MAS. beliau melibatkan diri dalam bidang modelling dan berjaya meraih beberapa anugerah.<- PRAMUGARI? And "beliau melibatkan diri dalam bidang modelling dan berjaya meraih beberapa anugerah"<- I let u decide sendiri. Motif tetiber selepas membaca ayat tu mek feels feels diri mek macam NASHA AZIZ!? Hiks!

beliau seorang yang bijak. memiliki ijazah daripada universiti london dan grad pada tahun 1999. awalnya. aku kira ketika itu umurnya 19 tahun. hebat orangnya. cantik sungguh tiada terkata..<- WRONG - 1999 mek aged 20 yer. Hiks!

beliau meminati muzik dan berkebolehan bermain beberapa jenis alat muzik seperti organ dan piano.

aku tertarik tatkala beliau menggambarkan dirinya dalam sebuah sajak di myspace. mungkin kerana sifat elemen api yang ada dalam dirinya membuatkan aku bayangkan beliau bagai dewi yang turun menghangatkan malam2 yang dingin..

When the sun is setting at the end of the day
And the city fills with shades of grey
In between the streetlight and the moonlit snow
There's a place I go
Where I do my show
I'm your drama queen tonight
All my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
When I get on the stage tonight
It's a space in time where every dream comes true
And tomorrow's sorrows just won't do
In between reality and fantasy
I will make you see
If you just believe
No more use pretending
No more reason to run and hide
Let's make all our dreams come true tonight

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: And I thought dia seorang yang 'BLUR' about mek. Ghuponya, playing SAFE ek? Hikhik... well darling. Play safe pon kena, tak play safe pon kena. So buat cam contenders lain, dah alang² memang nak kena, might as well tak play safe, like Intan. Directtt jer carut HE. HAHAHAH mek sker! I wasn't expecting an entry dari u ols cam nih. I AM an interesting person, tapi the way hang tulis, buatkan mek nampak macam a serious and a boring person... and ayat² 'play safe' you ols buatkan macam u ols mengipas mek melambung² (masalahnye mek mampu ke dilambung dengan berat badan dosi naik nih!? HAHAHAHA!)

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Noushy :

The Charming advocate5-Nurlea Laurielle<- Charming ek? Hiks! Awai² dah puji! MEK GIRANG!

Time flies..and it was the week5 assignment's that I finally managed to be on the top rank.Thank you so much for the Jury Kak Red and our advocate jury week 5, NURLEA LAURIELLE, 27 years old,graduated from London School of Economics and Political Science (University of London)in 1999,was a cabin crew for Malaysia Airlines for 5 years , used to be a showgirl and currently own travel agency ( as a manager ) in northern part of Malaysia. She loves all types of music and performing but not heavy metal.She plays piano and organ. Enjoys photography and love all kinds of films especially romantic, romance and funny movies. Love eating and shopping. I do not know if she is a health freak but she's fairly active in sports namely volleyball, tennis, and swimming. She has positive attitude towards life -lives to the fullest and that's what makes her a happy person.<- Tudiah! Mek terdiam tatau nak bidas apo!

Her mother is not a special person to her,instead she described her mom as EVERYTHING to her, her world and her life.Her soft and kind heart makes her love children so much.<- quotes from my Mother's Day entry - so that's 2 or more sources di GALI, kan? Hiks!

This is what Lea surprised her mom on mother's day...her mom's orchid won 3 places in orchid's competition!!<- True true... am so touched. Thank you! (e eh? Tetiber? Thank you, motif!? Hahaha!)

Last but not least,Nurlea has won several titles of beauty pageant and modeling competition that she joined! Perhaps she could be the next supermodel of the year?<- INI jer mek nak bidas berasas! MOTIF I could be the next Supermodel of the Year, SEDANGKAN I dah pon ado title tu in 2002!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha...

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Antara entry yang mek sker. Noushy's, Intan's - these two mek sker. Hat lain mek sker gak, like Syawal's also, but tak sesuka mek dengan these two contenders mentioned entries. Noushy mek ingat mek favoured dia last week kot. She had my votes last week. And this week, again, mek sker. Sayangnye part last mek bidas tu. Kalau la dia tak cakap "be the next supermodel of the year" tu, kiranya by far, PURFECT 10 entry wooo... kan? Hiks!

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An enjoyable read, kan? All about ME ME and ME jer, kan? Hehehehe mek sker!!! Tapi tak der sape mentioned about me getting fat ke, about my weird diet habbits ke, or about my craziness for handphones and all? Semua tu tak der sapa mentioned pulak, kan? Hurmmm... or best part yang tak dimentionkan, mek seorang yang self-worshiping person, ek? Or Blogger Tak Serik²? Or Miss Tak Serik²? Banyak la fakta fatwa yang ado dalam my past entries - tapi semua pakat dok korek from my recent entries sajork. Why why why? I'm an interesting person you know!!!! Hehehehe...

Just the other day, I had this wonder blog-reading session... hiks! YES, entry nih bukan pasal apa yang mek tulis ok! It's about what si Eva nih yang tulis... Berikut adalah sessi SMS mek dengan si Eva itiew...

Eva: I've got a new blog

Me: Owh? No more in Myspace? Ko bukak blog baru kat mana? Blogspot? Blogdrive? Apa url!? MRASA!

Eva: Bukan la pepet! Ko masuk myspace aku, baca blog entry baru aku...

Me: Owh - blog entry ka... hehehe ada pasal mek ke?

Eva: Takder

Me: SENTAP! Hahahaha...

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ENTRY: ME AND BITCHING BEAUTY PAGEANTS!

i don't know why lately, all the beauty pageants that i have attended, most of it lately are very frustrating and humiliating...mane taknyer, lain yg ditarget menang, lain pulak yg menang...Bukanla nak kate i ni pandai sgt about pageant, but i've been obsessed about beauty pageants since i was very2 young....its my true passion...Most people thought that the winner must be the most beautiful and sometimes they also thought that the winner must be the most intelligent....BELIEVE ME, THEY'RE WRONG!

Beauty Queen is all about the overall personality, the whole package...that is why when producers of pageants chooses the top ten, it has to be the most beautiful and the strongest personality....ini jap lagi muke macam CIKODOK CHUPREK SE ENDEK pun dimasukkan jugek. True, its done by the judges..but then the producer have to brief them clearly about it..THEN WHEN IT COMES TO THE TOP TEN ROUND, this is the only time that we have to strictly evaluate on the intelligents and public speaking skills...Sayang, the superb answer is not just about answering in ENGLISH, but the way u deliver it...Ini jap agi jawab bagai nak rak dalam english, tapi macam baca script...tak meyakinkan langsung! ITU YG KORANG NAK JADIKAN RATU? WAKE UP GUYZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

U r organizing a pageant, of coz u want to sell ur pageant for long-term business opportunity rite?....TOLONGLA JGN BUAT PAGEANT UTK SYOK SENDIRI ESPECIALLY IF U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EVENT PRODUCTION, THE PAGEANT CONCEPT AND THE BUSINESS MARKETING....

Selalunyer akan berlaku KEGAMPANGAN dalam pemilihan ratu ni bile tak berhati2 pilih top ten la...kalau kita dah pilih semua yang MELETUP, kan senang nak pilih pemenang BILE DIORANG DAH BUKAK MULUT?...Betul tak? Cube pikir....

Aku tau korang akan hina aku bercakap begini kerana aku sendiri tak menang ape2 pun sepanjang aku masuk pageant....Bagi i, memangla sume orang nak menang, SAPE TAKNAK DUIT BEB!...tapi sebenarnyer its about how u perform, how u improve urself in pageants, the way u bring ur best personality...and most importantly, BILA ORG SAKIT ATI SGT BILA U TERLALU MELETUP! Bertahun2 org akan ingat kat u!...HAHAHAHAHAHA...Honestly, i tak terlalu kecewa bila i tak menang as long as i GAVE THE BEST IMPRESSIONS!...cume sakit ati ckit bile jadi mangsa keadaan...u know wat i mean....

ADIK2 BARU YG RAJIN MASUK PAGEANT SKRG NI PULAK MENYEBABKAN I SEMAKIN RISAU....MANE TAKNYER, TAU PIKIR NAK CANTIK MELETUP JER! TAKDE SORANG PUN YANG AKAN PIKIR NAK RAJIN BACA SURATKHABAR TO UPDATES ON CURRENT ISSUES KE, ATAUPUN NAK BUAT HOMEWORK PASAL THE COUNTRY THAT THE REPRESENT, ATAUPUN PRACTICE ANSWERING QUESTION FROM PREVIOUS REAL BEAUTY PAGEANTS ON TV.....

DIORANG TAK MINAT PADA PUJIAN " KO CANTIK SGTLA MALAM TU! JWPN KO, MAKAN HATI!"......TAPI.........DIORANG LEBIH BERMINAT PADA KOMEN SEPERTI " KO CANTIKLA MALAM TU...TAPI KO BONGOK! TAK RETI JAWAB!"....Betul tak?

So, jgnla tersentap bile mak cakap gini...I'm just trying to make everybody realize the real thing.....NOT JUST FANTASY!

LASTLY, layarilah laman web www.iqp.igo2.org .........and VOTE FOR MISS THAILAND!

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*Copied and pasted as an entry from Eva's Blog at Myspace

Tudiah! Enough said persis katanya mak hayam segala mak hayam in beauty pageants nih! Mek sker lah entry nih - a combi of carutans, nasihats and also, citer sedeh pergolakkan jiwa merana (sad card) sebab tak menang Miss lagi. OPS! Mati la mek!

Tapi kan u ols semua, coming from Eva nih kan, mek pedulik hapo pasal dia menang ke tak menang ke, sebab sedar tak sedar, Eva nih pon banyak membentuk mek in beauty pageants, and sebab tu mek most of the times looked up to this girl for her strength, courage, confidence and the ability to just glide gracefully on stage with a big smile on her face, REGARDLESS apa situasi yang dilaluinya at that time. Sebab itu la, mek nak pesan, kat hadek² yang masuk ratu IQP 2007 hujung bulan nih nanti, mana² yang boleh di ambek iktibar, amek lah. Jgn nak feeling chantek jer all the time tapi tak prepare pa per. Kalau chantek lagu mana sekali pon, kalau tak buat homyworky, mrasalah tertendang jugak - kan Eva? Hiks!


My tips and advises utk hadek², taken from my previous previous entries:

And so - again, to all contestants/ hadek²s, yang masuk IQP2007 nih, or be it any other pageants ke ape ke, kan, mek ucapskan, GOOD LUCKS NAHS! Break a leg! (well, not literally la kan... satgi buatnya pi BREAK A LEG sesunggoh, mek tak tanggung nah!)

So, ok - till then. Remember mek selalu cakap,


Ok? :) Adios!

Hey u ols! Tadik mek dok belek² gali² Drive C and G mek, sajork nak kemas² and what not all the files and all, tetiber mek jumpe this photo! HIKS!

Kan? Very sesuai dengan tema - IN NEED OF CAPTIONS! Mrasa mrasa u ols. This photo needs u ols punye caption(s)! LETS!!!

Serious u ols! Nih bukan entry nak 'pekena' readers again ok! Serious! My room kena pecah masuk siang tadik! Terkejut dog mek jadiknya tgk bilik tidur mek jadik cam tu! I mean, like, terduduk haku nenanges ok tgk bilik jadik cam tongkang pecah! Tak caya lagi? Nah - tgk pics² nih sebagai bukti!

SEE!!? Told you macam tongkang pecah! Tak caya lagi? Masih tak convienced!? MRASA pic seterusnya!!!

Ha - percaya now? Kesian kan kat mek! Sapa punye keje lah nih buat penyelongkaran dalam bilik mek itiew!?

OK! Fine! I did it again! Did what tatau!? Hehehehe I did 2 things - 1stly, YES - mek dalam 'percobaan' nak pekena hampa readers again! Mati la mek! Tapikan, selepas mek menempek pics² kat atas nih kan, mek baru sedar - DRAMA tak menjadi. Why? Heheheh kalau BETUL ada orang pecah masuk umah mek, MOTIF pecah masuk BILIK mek je? Sapa yang nak pecah masuk? BBD!? Mummy dearie!? Hahahaha takkan mak tok kot!? HAHAHAHAH... kan? And then, mek nengok, cam, haiyoh! Mampu ke mek nak buatkan readers mek percaya the fact that my room dipecah masuk, SEDANGKAN, dalam pics² tu terang² menampakkan barang² berharga seperti my pc, my cd player, my Ikea table light dan koleksi² kotak mek (MOTIF koleksi kotak² dikatanya berharga!? Muahahah!) still intact, kan!? Infact, kalau hampa leh cari bebetul, MOTIF dua dua handphones mek STILL ado di tempat kejadian, KAN? Hahahaha... sangatlah kantoi drama nih tau!

So whats the 2nd thing yang mek did it again? Hahahah well, its actually the 'Lets be MALAS and semakkan bilik for a week' tema thingy, bole? Hahahaha. Actually, bilik mek tak der lah SEBEGINI nya selalu ok! Nih bilik nih jadik lagu nih gara²... eerr... gara²... erm, hmmm... mati la mek out of alasans lagik! Hahaha. Tak der, seriously, bilik mek selalunya dijaga rapi kemas. Nih jadik lagu nih, baru seminggu! OPS! Serious u ols! Seminggu dua minggu lepas bagai nih kan otak mek semak, serabut, tensi banyak keje and problems dengan life itu ini bagai - so ini la hasilnya! HAHAHAHA!

TAPI, MOST of the times kaedahnye, bilik mek, macam nih...

KAN!? Cantek kan!? Temanya kamar seorang puteri! Heheheh (mati la lepas nih bilik mek dikecam sebagai bilik ratu tikus! LALALALALALA!!!)

Bukan apa u ols - mek nak buktikan dalam entry nih, meks nih pon, persis manusia biasa yang lain. Tiada apa apa yang membezakan mek, seorang Ratu, dengan commoners yang lain. Ada hari (OR MINGGU! OPS!) di mana mek terasa MALAS nak kemas bilik dan MALAS nak buat itu ini dan MALAS nak be bothered about my room sebab mek ada banyak lagi bende MALAS yang mek kena pikirkan! Hahahaha... tapi siang tadi - mek macam, ENOUGH! THAT'S IT! Cukup la seminggu! I can't afford to masuk bilik mek sendiri and start to pijak itu dan ini, and rasa kesempitan yang teramats! So, dengan itu, dalam masa 10 minit sajork - mek kemaskan apa yang patut (mati la semuanya campak dalam laundry basket - sampah sarap bagai dicampakkan terus dalam beg plastic hitam) dan wallaaaa... terus... COMFY again! Hehehehehe...

Sekian!

PS: Actually, kalau mek proceed dengan teknik nak pekena hampa lagi kan, mek rasa, awai² hampa dah leh detect dah kot... Yer lah, MOTIF mek pi begin my entry dengan statement iniey? "Nih bukan entry nak 'pekena' readers again ok!", KAN!? Hahahaha... bodoh la! Hahaha...

YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSS!!! Finally! A deserving victory - result yang sangat mek puas hati!!! PUAS HATI sangat²!

Tapi, yes, before mek go on further dengan kemenangan si gadis kecil molek itiew, mrasa mek buat a brief review pasal concert akhir AF5 yang baru jer tadik berlangsung itiew... mrasa... (I WONDER how 'brief' la kan? Hahaha!)

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Opening number: Macam kesial! Serabut kepala hotak aku nengok - pom prang pom prang; and for goodness sake aku tak leh make any sense out of it! Sangat TIDAK PERLU la opening act berterabur cam tu semua... kejist kejist kejist maksima! THANKS GODS mek nengok dari umah - kalau nengok LIVE, mek dah lari kuar pi toilet! LALALA!!!...

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Heliza


1st Show: Cinta Boneka
Penampilan: Aznil dengan lazatnya mencarut - CICAK GIRL! Mek stuju! Sapa designed that baju tatau? Sedey tau! Kalau Aznil carut Cicak Girl, mrasalah mek awal² carut "MOTIF Heliza dah serupa pelakon Alien Vs. Predetor"? Kan? Hahahaha... Tapi make up muka dia, TETAP - vast!
Show: The song was like, a very plain one - she played safe; not too much, and not too little; just plain, nice. Tapi, seingat mek lah, lagu nih, original nye lagi sedap. Tapi bukan salah Heliza. Oleh kerana arrangement lagu nih dibuat lain, mrasalah jadik serupa toek jer lagu nih, kan? Bukan salah Heliza, kan? Ehehehe...
Keseluruhannye: Mek kasik B+

2nd Show: Cinta Di Lautan Lalang - Lagu Baru
Penampilan: Kah bahagian dada dress chantek tu, kalau letak diamond choker bertengkat² tiga lapis bagai, pasti GERANDDD! Nih tidak, so nampak kosong. Awat tak habaq - leh mek sponsor! OPS! And whats with the dress, so not meant for her? Terlalu LABUH ok. Mek dok risau kawan tu jadik Miss Ghana/ Miss World 1998 yang jatuh ataih stage tu jer... malu cek oi!
Show: The song, a bit TOO slow - so not into the competition mood lah. Memula mek nak cakap pretty dull. But yang pretty nya hanyalah Heliza; the song, a NO NO... Maybe kalau dah masuk studio lagu nih, ok la kot, kan? And whats with LALANG!?
Keseluruhannye: Have to give just a B-

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Aswad


I'm sorry. Waktu show Aswad, on BOTH of his numbers, ujan LEBAT tetiber kat Anak Bukit, kat area umah Mami Zack Zali, dimana kami semua ramai² nonton AF5 Konsert Akhir itiew. So dengan itiew, Astro Ria siaran tergendalan. So kami bukak channel 21, Zhee - tgk Hindustan... hahaha! Boley?

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Candy


1st Show: Dedebu Cinta
Penampilan: THE DRESS - to die for. Reminded me so much of dress Nek, waktu represent Malaysia dalam Miss World 2006 hari tu (HARI TU katanya, kan? HAHAH!), kan? Hiks! Tapi, mek dapat SMS iniey dari sedara personal designer and appearance advisor mek, Volks... "She nampak macam a drag queen and nak bertanding dalam beauty pageant!" Hahahaha!
Show: Aiyoh! Mek dah cakap dah kan - dia nih, dinch la sesuai lagu² BALAD Malaysia nih tau. Hari tu lagu Datuk Siti, Cahaya Cinta, hancus. Excusable la kot kaedahnye alasannye, sakit tekak. Kali nih? Tetap la, demam, kan? Ke, memang betul mek cakap, dia tak sesuai lagu² Balad Melayu nih. KALAU lagu² Balad Indonesia, yang requires suara serak² basah² kering, ha, maybe, she akan BOOM!
Keseluruhannye: B jer mek kasik

2nd Show: Demam - Lagu Baru
Penampilan: Funky, ranggi, sesuaian dengan tema show buas!
Show: Mek rasa lagu nih SEDAP tau Edry buat; tapi motif Candy macam tak mampu bawak lagu nih live? Masuk recording nanti, sedap balik kot? Tah la. Mek memula macam semak perut dengan Candy nyanyi. Tapi bila mek concentrate tang part melody/ lagunya, mek rase, melerts u ols! Cuma macam salah bagi jer kat Candy, kan?
Keseluruhannye: I'd give a B also...

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Ebi


1st Show: Sinar Cahaya - Lagu Baru
Penampilan: Penampilan/ pakaian bersuit smart casual moden bagai, dah elok dah. MAI tang kasut tu; sangat lekeh. Tah la, for me, macam, SANGAT tak sesuai. And I LOIKE the rambut! Kan hamsem lagik, kan? Hehehehe...
Show: Katanya lagu nih M. Nasir buat, kan? Well, bukan niat nak carut, or tidak menghormati si SIFU itiew, tapi, seriously, the song was plain, simple, dull if I may say (maybe tang part liriknya tu vast la - but Ebi bawak lagu tu flatly katanya, kan? Mati la rumah pangsa!) dan secara tak langsung, buatkan lagu tu, like, mek tertanya²... "Aside from the lyrics, what is sooo M. Nasir nya about this song tatau?"
Keseluruhannye: B- also la Ebi... sowey!

2nd Show: Farhana
Penampilan: Ha - rockers la siket, sesuai la dengan lagunya, kan? Color hijau ngan hitam, mek tak pernah budget elok. Tapi tgk si Ebi pakai, elok pulak, kan? KE... sebab EBI yang pakai, terus jadik elok? Mati la mek taste gila² kat dia... hahaha!
Show: Sesunggohnye show GILA! Like Hattan said, awalnya, ok, tapi bila konfidensi level dah naik kepala, mula la menggila. Menggila tu, kalau MENJADI, tak pa. Ini, macam tak menjadi, so jadi ala ala keceramuk siket. But it was DEFINITELY an enjoyable show, compared to the 1st show...
Keseluruhannye: This one, mek leh kasik A-

1st Show: Persis Mutiara - Lagu Baru
Penampilan: The dress, MEK NAK! Hehehehe... rambut, nicely done. Make up, a bit too much tapi still noice... Did I cakap I loike her dress?! Hiks!
Show: Lagu baru si Mila nih sajork yang mek tasty. Macam, sangat sedap sangat² Tah la, mek takmo cakap banyak, sebab, show dia, MELETOP!!!
Keseluruhannye: A+!!! Definitely an A+!

2nd Show: Cinta Pura- Pura
Penampilan: Technically macam her dress utk the new song tu, cuma yang ini, lebih casual dan very nampak, erm, casual. But mek tak suka la rambutnya di pasang pakaikan dengan extension bagai kat bawah rambut ori dia tu. Dia tu dah la kecik, pi buat BIG hairdo, tak ke pelik? Tapi still, noice lah kan...
Show: Simply, a 5* performance!!!
Keseluruhannye: Can I give another A+ for her? Heheh sure I can!

Ok - and then, habis lah itu ini bagai (mek takmo ulas hat lain² sebab mek akan boh dalam list TIDAK PERLU kat bawah nih nanti...)

And then, the results...

My predictions BETUL yer! Girangnye! (Bukan predictions PAKSAAN tu yer):

5. Aswad
4. Heliza
3. Candy
2. Ebi
1. MILA - Juara AF5

Well, technically, not ALL yang betul la kan - but still, Position predictions mek on EBI and MILA, tepat yer. Cuma si Aswad tu TETAP nak dapat 3rd place, pushing Candy to 5th and Heliza 4th. Kejist! I would have sticked to my original predictions as the results for tonight (PROVIDED AF tu milik bapak haku la kan! HAHAHA!)

So itu la dia - tahni Mila!!! FINALLY! The girl yang telah dikata²kan bakal pecahkan tradisi AF yang dimonopoli oleh pelajar lelaki as pemenang; YES! Finally! Terubat jugak luka mek tahun lepas si Farhan tercampak ke 3rd spot, kan!? Kejist tau! So tak pa, anyways, tahun nih, mek nangis jugak - tapi nangis HAPPY u ols! SANGAT HAPPY! She memang LAYAK menang malam nih! And apa yang lebih buatkan mek happy, EBI also dapat VIOS! Ops! :) So long as those two, EBI and MILA dalam top 2, mek dah cukup HAPPY sangat² dah! :)

NOW, enough about happy mappy bagai nih - mek nak akhiri entry review Concert Final AF5 nih dengan list nih. List apa? List bende² yang tidak perlu during the Final AF5 Concert tadi tu:

• Aznil stealing the limelite
• Opening act yang like 15 minutes huru hara bagai tu
• Nak tunjuk results/ ranking pelajar during concert² sebelum nih, tak kisah. NIH, during finals pon nak tunjuk gak? Tak suspender lah!
• Memanggil juri yang jemputan yang keempat tu - tidak la perlu la. Komen tah hapa². Tau la he's a fun loving guy, tapipon, adeh - tadak orang lain ke?
• Hmmm - apa ek satu lagi? Tadik I had it in my mind; 5 things yang tak perlu yer. Erm, hmmm tak per la. Abaikan la. I guess, 4 pun cukup la kot. Satgi mek boh 5, kata mek MJ (mulut jahat) pulak, kan!? Hehehe

Ok lah - tu jer la kot. Again, EBI, MILA - TAHNIAH dari mek dan blog/ website mek! Mek girang u ols!!! :) Finally, Malaysia telah decided on the best two, accordingly, wisely and with full respect! Mila, memang layak selayak²nya lah, kan? :)

Yes u ols! Sedar tak sedar - dah pon finals AF5 malam nih. Dan yer, hehehe mek LANGSUNG tak buat entry review macam tahun sudah, dan tahun sebelumnya... why? Well - biasala... BUSY! Ops! Lariii!!!

Anyways, mek just nak buat this short entry sebab nak beri sokongan pada 2 finalists pilihan mek - EBI dan MILA!!!

Technically, I've been following the AF5 concerts walaupun tak buat review entries macam tahun² lepas; and I dare to say, MILA is the next best thing after Farhan. Like, I REALLY hope, kehampaan yang melanda, last year, sebab FARHAN didn't win, instead, some pathetic losers yang menang and campakkan Farhan ke nombor tiga, hopefully, tahun nih, akan terubat, dengan menjadikan MILA pemenang AF5, justeru itiew menjadikan Mila the record breaking gal to win AF, setelah 4 tahun berturut² jantans jer asyik menang. It's about time a GIRL wins AF - bukan sebab apa; sebab SHE LAYAK! Kalau kata tahun lepas Farhan hanya suara sedap tapi sebab badan lite² berisi dan tak der that complete package (mek object kenyataan tu tau - sebab, HELLO!? SUARA dia dah a complete package, tak perlu nak slim mlim bagai utk meletop, tak gitu? Heheh) - so this year, MILA? Rupo ado, komitment ado (kalau idak, takkan la EVERY WEEK dia punye concert shows kept on improving and improving bagai, kan?), suara vast from week to week - now if ITU tidak memadai, memang lah, tahun kelima, tetap terbukti, voters TETAP vote atas dasar rupa dan bukan pada dasar bakat suara... in other words, ba wau dal wau ha - BANGANG! Ops!

SEBAB tu, mek letakkan EBI di tangga kedua - Ebi bagi mek, suara ada, rupo pon ado. Tapi tak enough nak beat kepower-an suara Mila. Hiks! Tapi, pon begitu, EBI tetap pilihan mek dari mula, sama dengan Mila, and Thanks Gods dua dua masuk final. Dafi on the other hand, mek heran leh terkeluar. Ikutkan the 5 pelajar AF5 yang mek feels² masuk finals would be; (RAMALAN ASAL MEK - mengikut ranking pilihan mek yer)

5. Candy
4. Dafi
3. Ebi
2. Aizat
1. Mila

Tapi with AIZAT and DAFI out of the picture (SIAL SANGAT tau these two tercampak kuar - macam kesial! Mek upset sangat, tatau nak salahkan sapa. Pengundi kah? Ke, ASTRO kah? Tah lah - I was so bloody upset when AIZAT tercampak. Dafi terkeluar, mek upset jugak, TAPI tak seteruk upset mek time AIZAT keluar...), so jadi lah: (Ramalam mek based on the actual finalists - mengikut turutan)

5. Aswad
4. Heliza
3. Candy
2. Aby
1. Mila*

*Either way, MILA TETAP mek predict MENANG! Hiks!

The five finalists tu, meh la mek buat review sorang², ala² bagi menyemarakkan semangat Konsert Final AF5 malam karang... (To view more informations about the AF5 finalists/ and other AF5 contestants, please click HERE nah?)

A girl on a lookout I suppose; dia nih kejap show melerts, kejap dinch. But over all mek sker style dia. And improvement dia, dari lenggang lenggok Datuk Siti Nurhaliza, now, dosi ada gaya sendiri. Lagu ROCK hari tu apa tah dia nyanyi, mek serupa bagai nak PENGSAN! Terkejut dog mek nengok! Entertaining! Tapi mek tak suspect budget dia into the finals memula (based on my ORIGINAL ramalan tu la kan) - so since Dafi and Aizat terkeluar, gal - just wanna say, ko memang lucky! :) SO don't spoil/ ruin it! :)

Sapa yang BANGANG sangat tu? Tah - tatau la. Sapa ek? Sendiri mau ingat la. Sapa yang buatkan yang tak layak jadi pemenang? Pengundi? Astro? Well - kaedahnye, pengundi akan kata Astro; Astro akan kata pengundi yang undi - so, bagi mek, selaku batu api, apa kata mek cakap, DUA DUA!? Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Aiyoh! Mek tensi sundel buat entry nih! Tetiber emo. Tak pe. LETS redakan siket emo kita; lets nonton Youtube Mila dan Ebi; MY HEART! Mek pengsan!!!

Berikut adalah amaran/ signs yang terdapat tertempek terlekat kat my beloved Kenari... hiks! (Mati la ada upcoming 3 to 4 postings tapi memandangkan semuanya pepanjang sepanjang 3000 patah perkatan, mrasalah mek buat entry MALAS nih dulu! LOL!)

PIC 1: Sila yer, abaikan the signs yang tidak perlu kat sebelah kiri pic, yang tgh tu pon, abaikan la (good to know la mek vangga jadik student MRSM Pondok Upeh Balik Pulau batch 96 and also memang seorang yang addicted to Coffee now, kan? Hiks!) - consentrasy lebih kepada sign yang sebelah kanan pic nih. "WARNING - Sudden Lane CHANGES"; Yer Tuan² dan Puan², hadek², kakak², avang² sekalian, MEK MEMANG sesuka hati makbapak mek jer, dari lane kanan, celah masuk lane kiri, terus depan, stop, break, konan lane kanan balik - signal? Ado? Kengkadang tu, ado la jugak.Kengkadang, BEDAL! Hahahaha mati la PELESIT! Hahaha...

PIC 2: Yesza - hehehe mek sker yang iniey - very der inviting, kan? Hahahaha! Selalunya, like, "You come close, you kiss my ass - YOU PAY", kan? Hahaha... tapi kete mek, tak mencekik darah duit harta u ols. U kiss me, no need to pay. You come CLOSE jer pun, udah la - just MARRY me! Tapi mek melayan kete² ciktans jer yer. Hahahaha... TAPI kan, sign nih, tertempek kat sebelah KANAN kete mek - bukan kat cermin belakang taw. Well, initially, memang mek tempek belakang. Tapi asik lah tertanggal, don't want to lekat - so mek geram, asyik dok tertanggal jer, so mek tempek la kat tepi. Jadi, masalahnye, ade ke orang bawak kete nak come closer to me dari tepi? Mati la SIDEWAY, kan!? Hahaha... Dan sign nih special sket, sebab DUBAI mari yer, KO ADO? Hahahaha...

PIC 3: HAHAHAHAHA! "BEHIND ME" katanya kan? Hahahah tu yang mahal tu. Hari tu mek pi service kete kat Perodua, abang² pomen kete tu semua macam tertarik dengan sign yang iniey - mesti feels² depa dok belakang mek dok cikpom mek, KAN!? Hahaha. Tu la, mek cakap, sign nih sangat sesuai. ALWAYS la, again and again, depa (MEN only yer...) will always be BEHIND me. Mati la WOOF WOOF! Tapi kalau ada sign "You come closer, slide under me, then I'll be ON TOP of you" pon, MEK NAK BELI gak! Hahahaha mati la woman ON TOP! Lalalala...