Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Announcement for the day!!!

Hey you ols! Waaazzuuupp!!!
Announcements! Announcements!! Announcements!!!
Tomorrow (or should I say, by midnight malam nih) I might be able to post some of these entries yang I dah planned. (Kalau tak malam nih, just anggap this Announcement is meant for tomorrow... eheheheh)
- RESIPI DAGING PERAP BAKAR!!! - Resipi cam mana nak buat daging bakar yang va va voom itiew!!!
- Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl - PART 6 - Yang nih memang dah tertunda lama dah sangat.. isk isk isk... delaayyyys delayysss
- Crew Life - NEW DELHI - sunggoh mempesonakan! Dan not to mention, SUNGGOH MENGEJUTKAN!!!!
Sekian saje paparan "Coming soon to you" entries... :) Harap sediamaklum memaklumi... gittu!!! Ehehehe...
PS - I will also be updating my fotopages too - so stay tuned ya!!!... :)

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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A moment like this... MTB Ranked 1st and 2nd!!!
Dearest all...
I know it's nothing much but one second fame pun sudah cukup for me to feel, happy, I guess, for the whole day today! Ehehehe.
Yes, today, May 10th 2005 (tak sure lahhh pulak the timingnye tadi) dekat Malaysia Top Blog's OFFICIAL WEBSITE - my blogdrive, ~NURLEA LAURIELLE SPEAKS~ went to a rank that I thought would take me ages to get, and all I could think of was just to daydream about it. At first, ranked 2nd and then within split seconds me hit the top notch spot ranking 1st for... what, 5 seconds? Before boom turun balik to 3rd, 4th and 5th... andddd currently 6th! Ehehehehehe! So kire sepagian hari nih mek dah merasa 6th, 5th, 4th, 2nd runners-up, 1st runners-up, and of course, that 5 seconds crowing glory of hitting the number 1 spot in Malaysia Top Blogs! Eheheheh - that 5 seconds, was like, moments that makes life worth bloggin'... hehehehe....



Owh well - I guess I have felt what it feels like to be ranked 1st in Malaysia Top Blogs. So, how does it feel like? It was definitely 'One Moment in Time' and I felt great, seriously - even it was just for a mere 5 seconds glory! Ehehehehe....
To everyone, those who have visited my page, voted for me, and what not - giving me supports, encouragements, advices... and all, may I just take this opportunity to wish everyone... THANK YOU... Thank you so much, for everything.
And a big thank you to one hell of a group (you guys know who you are yourself...) Without you and your support and endless struggles and efford to make my dream a reality (Yes yes YES- I was and I am referring all these complements to my marketing and promo team! And not forgetting all my other execs in their respective departments dalam my Blog-Organisation chart) - I probably will never be where I was like just not, but what I do know is this - moments ago... ranked 1st, in Malaysia Top Blogs? Wohooooo!!!! Way coolie... :) Thanks again!!!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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Photos!!! Photos!!! My photos sewaktu di MRSM!!!

Owh My God!!! Penemuan semula pics2 lame mek tatkala bergelar pelajar di Maktab Rendah Sains MARA Balik Pulau, Pulau Pinang! Haiyoh!!! KEZISSS!!! Sunggoh mek tidak menyangka mek akan jumpe pics2 lama nih - walaupun sedikts tapi tetap, ADO la jugak, kan? Dari NAN ADO? Eehehehe
Well - to those yang giat MARA selama nih, praying that I jumpe balik my pics from MRSM dulu tu, congratulations Honey! You just got what you've wished for. Tapi for now, nih jer yang mampu mek buatkan/ uploadkan. I know I know, sikit sangat, kan?! Tak per, nanti mek selongkar lelebih, nah??? Carik more pix, just for u ols! Ehehehe...
Memories of MRSM Balik Pulau...

Me and my classmate, Enne. Ehehe - macam KLCC and Kompleks Dayabumi gittu, kan? Enne - jgn marah mek nah!! Ehehe. Ingat, mek banyak berjasa pada u ols tau!! Jasa ape? Yer lah!! Kalau tak kerana mek, yang jadik postgirl u ols, tak tersampai nye surat2 u ols pada... OOOPS!!!

Waktu nieh ade pementasan ape tah during time riadah. Some kiddies from some schoolies (school diaorang tu pun area2 Balik Pulau/ Pondok Upeh also lah) datang and showed us diaorang punye 'talent' dalam pementasan show Ulit Mayang kot... tah... Mek feeling2 ikut roommate mek jer, bukannye nengok pon pementasan apo tah. Nih dah masuk senior year dah...

From left - Pyah, Aizul Faridah and mek! Ehehe! Tiga dara(i) pungutan pose atas jalan tgh2 malam - nih time tak der electric rasenye. Eheheeh...

Gawd how I wish I could remember their names - tapi, tak mampu. Semuenye classmate my roommie, Aizul, yang duduk sebelah mek tu le. This was during minggu aktiviti time kiteorang junior. Orang lain semue sebok nak memasak lah itu ini lah for homeroom presentation, kami sebok bergambar! Ehehehe...

Me and Neena - one of the most wanted girl time junior. Seniors banyak gile kan kat dia. Mek also gile pikirkan ape lah yang seniors2 mek gilekan sangat kat dia? Hurmmmm... but she memang one funny byotch! Lawak sangat! Classmate mek also - yang paling gile dan wakkklluuuu happening!!!

Yoooo lah! So very der Pertubuhan Puteri Islam sedang bergambar gittiew. Eheheh - mek suke bergambar ngan bebudak class C nih - semuenye sporting. Anytime jer mek cakap mek nak bergambar, nahhhh that's it! Eehehehe.... strike a pose girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe - the boys dalam my class. Ade yang menepati citarasa anda? Teka mana satu K-rol yang dulu mek buatkan entry sempena dia masuk Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor of The Year itiew? Cepat! Guess guesssie!! - Ehehehe... Errrr, mek mana satu dalam pic nih?? Haiyoh! Tak concentrate ka!?! I said BOYS dalam my class - mek woman lah! Eheheheh... maati la mek! Eheheh....

Haiyoh!!! Kezi lah nengok konsep ponen sorang nih berambut Afro itiew? Siape itiew u ols? Mek dinch kenal lah - sedeh sangat mek nengok. Yang bertudung tu also classmate mek, sekarang dah berjaya jadik bini orang dan bahagia bekerja di XXX. Ehehehe. Actuallykan, tengok bebetul how I delivered my sentences, very der statement mek tertunggang terbalik la don't you think? Sah sah mek ngantuks dah now sundel! Anyways, this girl nih, sebetul2nye dah berjaya dengan kerjenye di XXX dan jugak sekarang telah sah menjadi isteri kepada pilihan hatinye. Siape tah? Ehehehe... adeee ade itiew, kan?Eh, HEY U OLS!! Cepat lah cakap, siape yang berbaju merah berambut Afro itiew!?!?!? Kezis lah! Oppppps!
Sesiaps yang nak read more pasal citer2 serta kisah2 lama mek di MRSM, pilih jer lah one of these links below. Don't forget to comment on this entry as well as other entries ye?
- Kisah Orang Minyak di MRSM Balik Pulau (NEW!!! May 08th, 2005)
- Kisah2 Hantian di MRSM Balik Pulau
- Here comes Part 2- Bile tibe time mandi kat MRSM
- Bile tibe time mandi kat MRSM
- MARA Junior Science College Balik Pulau, Penang
Oklah u ols! Daaaa for now. ZzZzZzZzZzZ time.... Mueieuieue... Goodnight semue! Assalamualaikum...

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Keep voting for my page peeps! Click HERE to vote for my page in Malaysia Topblogs! Thanks a lot peeps! Your votes can do wonders...

Monday, May 09, 2005
What have you missed during the weekend? 07th and 08th May 2005

You ols semue...
These are the entries yang you guys sort of like missed during this past weekend (Saturday 07th and Sunday 08th) - Those yang don't access my blog during the weekend, I noticed you guys maybe having a hard time nak catch up balik entries yang I buat during the weekends, thus ini membuatkan some macam terus hampa dan putus harapan nak go and search back entries, kan?
So I have a plan, that - will happen, EVERY Mondays from today onwards - that will make your visit to my page on each new day of the week, an enjoyable one. Every Monday, I will do this "What have you missed during the weekend? *dates of the respective weekend*" and dalam entry tu, nothing much, just - entry links jer. It'll make things easier for you guys to catch up balik stuffs, you know? Get the point tak? I hope you do sbb I also don't know what I melalut already... it's 3.29am, what do you expect? Oppss! I promised someone yang mek akan tidur by 2am, ado!? Nan ado! Sorry! I just had to finish this off, baru leh tidur ngan puas!
So here goes... the entries that you guys missed during the weekend yang baru lepas nih...
- Lea Laurielle Lai Lee Limited - Perlu ke nih!?
- Kisah Orang Minyak di MRSM Balik Pulau
- ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 5
- Happy Mothers Day!!! But a SAD JJCJ for G and Me last night! 2in1 Story, check it out! Ehehe...
- Mangsa Cameraphone Nokia 7200 mek!!!
- Miss BB International 2005
- Talk about FOOD, shall we lets!?!?!
- Mari mengubah bunga... hehhehehe...
I also updated my fotopages. Click HERE to go to my fotopages or simply choose an entry below:
- Saturday May 07th - Senyuman manis anak si penjual kuih Pulut Udang...
- Friday May 06th - Rumeh mek ade kenduris u ols!!!
- Tuesday May 03rd - Mari ke kedai bunga...
So oklah u ols! Enjoy!!!
Owh! PS! Jgn lupe komen sekali yer, both kat my entries and my fotopages tau! Komen2 anda, amatlaaaaah dihargai tau u ols.. hehehehe

Lea Laurielle Lai Lee Limited - Perlu ke nih!?
Hehehehehe - dearest all... :)
Like, kejayaan page nih, no doubt, telah, sama2 dijanakan oleh beberapa pihak *Haiyoh, feeling text ucapan Parliament je? Eheheheeh* - mek akui u ols. Tanpa some of this people yang until now banyak, memberi sokongan serta galakan for me to continue this fight, to go on, and live my life, I don't think I would have got this far. Seriously, I could just,... *NO NO NOT ANOTHER DQ CRY OK! Kezi tau! Everytime mek nak feeling teardrops sikit2, semua nak keji mek DQ! Sudeh! Mek nak OFF hp! Mek nak off PC! Ehehehe*
Dan dengan itiew - dengan berbesar hati dan bontot, mek, dengan suke dan suke sesangat citanye, disini, nak umumkan, nama2 mereka yang dipaksa masuk dalam carta orginanisasi Lea Laurielle Lai Lee Limited - yang, ado ke? Nan ado lah - lets just make believe la ek? Ekekeek - Tapi pls do take note - jawatan2 yang mereka sandang nih, 99% semuenye the accurate oneees tau! I mean, jawatan2 yang mek ala ala propahkan nih, adalah actually contributions diaorang utk page mek... Scroll down bawah a bit (after you dah tgk carta organisasi itiew) and I'll will explain more...

U ols! Attention! Once u ols dah click this thumbnail, a new blank page will appear and it will display the chart; however, should u ols nampak serupa macam itu tidak clear, CLICK ON THE CHART and ImageShack.us WILL AUTO ENLARGE the chart, ok nah? Ehehehehee...
BLOG FOUNDER a.k.a BIG BOSS MEM:
Si KW mulut hanjs puaka alam tu yang kasik title nih kat mek! Kezi sangat! It's like, bukannye boss ape pun u ols. Mek tau dia boh 'BIG' tu disebabkan SIZE badan mek yang semakin besau dan bukan kerana pangkat BIG. Boss tu diabaikan dan MEM tu ala ala sebenarnye mek tau dia nak letak MAN - tapi dia coverinateoh boh MEM. Keji dak? Ehehehe
PAKAR PENASIHAT:
Zairil di pilih jadi pakar penasihat; sebab, walaupun teknik 'wrong approach wrong timing' dia tu ALWAYS berlaku, tatkala keadaannye yang sangat 'BLUR' - tapi he never failed to kasik idea2 bernas utk my blog. And thus - as I noticed, pak cik nih never failed to kasik comments, constructive ones, to those he considered friends. Baik orangnye - namun, adakalanya... erm, tah la. Blur dia tu, very der! Tapi I guess he's learning, and by the looks of his progressing rate dia, tak lama tu. Confirm nak join department MJ5! Ehehehe. Pernah bertegang urat ngan mek sekejap, eh, sekejap ke? Ekekeke - sah sah selalu - so that makes it not 'sekejap' la kan? Ehehehe - but apa apa pon, this 'Abang' of mine, I sure he continues to support me and my tagboard and my page as a whole, sampai ke hari akhir... gittu, ala ala Hingga Hujung Nyawa la?
CD on the other hand, antara salah sorang kenit yang kuat kasik idea utk membangunkan serta mempesatkan (can use mempesatkan mehh??) blog page mek. Never fails to give ideas also - always asked me to think what's best for readers... and above all, dalam pada mulut MJ also (dan antara kaki penyaman) dia tetap suka berdiskusi dengan mek kat YM memalam, discussing pasal blog. Fine young talent... eheheh.
JABATAN IT: THE COMPUTER BRAINIES EXECS:
Katadah.warrios, need I say more? Tak yah la kan? Buang karang je ckp pasal pakcik nih. Eheheh - sekarang dalam konsep 'perang dingin lite2' dengan Ginger de la Loca (OPPPSSSSS) namun mek tau dua dua tu, haiyoh - mek bukan nak buat speech pendamaian lah u ols! Anyways, dia nih memang leh la tahan pandainya dalam bab bab computer, codings, IT semua apenye lah (OPPPSSSS- boleh tahan jer ke? Maaati la mek!) U ols, this chart yang kite nampak tadik itiew, dia lah yang punye keje! Ehehehe. Nice fella, tak leh nak komen lelebih, nanti Ginger marah mek komen laki dia lelebih -ooooppssss!! Mati la ko Leez!
TT nih mek rase, wallahua'lam. Dia sendiri tak tau mek amik dia masuk chart organisasi mek. Sesuka hati mek jer. Jgn saman nahhh abang TT nah! Ehehehe - dia nih, though tak active sangat in my tagboard - but we always communicate either through phones or via YM or even email. Banyak bende yang dia dah tolong jugak, tgk2kan codings for my page and took the liberty to help moi dalam coding problems regarding my tagboard dulu. Nowadays he still pops up kekadang to my page I guess - tgk2kan ape yang patut. Ok lah. Since dia pon busy ngan page dia kan... ehehehe...
MyOrange piula - well, perlu ke mek promo lagi banner flash yang kat atas page mek itiew? Itiew flash banner tu, MyOrange lah bertanggungjawab u ols! Dia buatkan sepetang jer, papp! Terus naik kat atas tu. Curlast kan? He always tau ape yang mek nak ape yang mek dinch suke. He dah knows me well kot I say. Tapi tetap selalu nak caras mek! Kezi! A good make up artiste (e eh? Tetiber promo hal lain pulak) and definitely good with htmls! Sembah ratuuuu!! Ehehehe... maaati la ko BS! E eh?
JABATAN PROMOTIONAL DAN MARKETING: THE PROPAH DAN MARKET BASAH EXECS
Kambing_[X] nih mek memang puiji sifat promo dia yang gile2 pasal blog mek. Memang cekap buat promo, sampai angkut geng Era.FM nih maih votekan page mek! Curlast kan? And then - tak cukup kat Era.FM, kata, di InfoGossip.net also u ols! Very der promo skills dia. Baru keje seminggu lebih - cukup promosing. Namun... (aisehhh ade namun tu bahaya tu! Ehehehe) - bile dia promo hari AHAD? Nahhhhhh!!! THAT'S IT! Terus ala ala ke subzero lah skills dia dah. Yer lah, ala ala Sunday kan dinch ade orang - so dia pun ala ala mati kutu nih tak tau nak promo kat sapa dah. Tak pe tak per - so long as it happens only on Sundays, I forgive u. Wahh, gittu,boleh? Ehehehehehe.... Thanks u ols!
Ginger... hurmmmm... first and foremost, a very warm welcome, ladies and gentlemen (SUKE TAK G cara cakap cam tu??? KO SUKE KAN? Ehehehehe) - U ols! Dia nih walaupun telah terpesong akhlak dan berpaling tadah dan bertalam 10 muka, dan ditambah piula dengan sikap lalat suke menyamar dan jugak MJ dan suka caras muke mek, namun, disebalik kekejian dan kejahatan dia - terserlah sifat 'ratu' bauknye yang baik hati itiew. Never failed to give me HONEST comments even when it might just get me so sentap and DQ and OFF HP! Eheheh - and plus, dia selalu betulkan English mek yang berterabur nih - yer lah, mek ngaji sekolah pondok, dia DRAG GRAD DARI US... mesti la va va voom. Tak caya, gi tgk page dia!? Very der bahasa2 yang dia gunakan. Bahasa2 binats terpelajar. Ehehehe - and actually, sebelum dia dipecat atas kesalahan terpesong akhlak itiew, dia selalu bawak 'Aura Ratu' nye ke tagboard mek, dan selalu memeriahkan keadaan. Tapi semenjak dia dah ade tgbord sendiri, Aura dia, dia bawak sekali - very der buruk siku, kan? Ehehehehe...
JABATAN PRO: THE QUALITY CONTROL EXEC:
Wazi I think, dengan panah lintar berdentum langit dan bumi itiew, haiyoh - mesti ramai jejants yang akan berhati2 dulu sebelum buat any moves dlm tagboard mek. Memang bersesuaian dengan title QUALITY CONTROL EXEC. Tapi dia started off as my PERSONAL DESIGNER... eheheh tup tup dahhh jadik Quality Control Exec.. Bagus! Ehehehe - dah la boleh diconsider sebagai penolong peribadi Tuan Rumah a.k.a ME, time2 mek tak der jer, dia mesti jadik co-host. Memang bagus keje dia. Ehehe - mek suke mek suke! Dan further more, dia sorang jer department nih. Suke la tu, songsorang jer buat keje dia sesuka hati. Ehehehehe...
JABATAN PROPAGANDA: THE PROPAH DQ EXECS:
LeeZ obviously memang suke DQ dan kerana kemesraan DQ dia tu lah - dia berjaya memeriahkan page mek. Dia also pandai propah, also suke jadi lalatz. Dan itulah tektik dia utk memeriahkan tagboard mek. She's like incharge dlm hal memeriahkan tagboard mek, walaupun it makes her the bad and DQ person - walhal, bile mek teflon dia each time lepas DQ, dia macam.. "Ade ape jadi tadi uuuu ols? Mek dinch taaaauuu. Office mek dinch ade electric tadi - black out" and so did her mems. Sebab tu, dia tak simpan lama sangat dalam hati dia. Best borak ngan dia dan dia lah jugak ade 'Aura Ratu Cik Sit' dalam tagboard - sebagaimana dia meriah di Cik Sit (site office department si Leez lah tu) - cam tu la dia meriah dalam tagboard mek. Ehehehehe...
Ginger pulak setelah dilucutkan jawatan dari department Promo dan Marketing tu, walaupun dah terpesong akhlak dan ade her own page, namun, jawatan dia di department nih tetap dikekalkan. This is becoz dia tetap once in a while menjenguk2 tagboard mek dan also my page - and when she is in my tagboard, he propah lalatz DQ act akan sentiasa ON jer modenye. So - I guess, jawatan nih tak leh kite lucutkan. Mueieuioeueieueieue....
JABATAN MJ: Yoooo lah! Semuenye mau ingat sendiri lah! Semua MJ - mek also... but, ahh yes, mek belum 'kena'lkan exec mek yang sorang nih, Badarsila. Maaaati la kau! Ehehehe. Dia nih very der.. "THAT'S RIGHT" 24-7 ok. And becoz of his MJ lah mek suke sangat kuar jogging dengan dia (e eh? Dah menyimpang topic dah nih) - MJ Badarsila memang kadangkala diperlukan dalam organisasi mek especially dalam my tagboard bagi membalas serangan2 musuh especially those lalatz. Tapi yang sedehnye, bile dia also join those lalatz2 penyamaraz. Sentap!!!!
KESIMPULAN ENTRY: CD, Ginger, Leez, MyO, TT, BS, Zairil, KW, Kambing[X], Wazi (AND TO THE REST - YANG WALAUPUN NAMANYA TAK DER DALAM CHART NIH, BUT YOU GUYS TAHU YOU GUYS SEMUE DAH BANYAK MEMBERI SOKONGAN DAN DORONGAN SERTA GALAKAN KEPADA MEK) I just wanna say, THANK YOU... Thank you so much - for everything. Things said, mistakes done, SORRY nah? :)

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Like, kejayaan page nih, no doubt, telah, sama2 dijanakan oleh beberapa pihak *Haiyoh, feeling text ucapan Parliament je? Eheheheeh* - mek akui u ols. Tanpa some of this people yang until now banyak, memberi sokongan serta galakan for me to continue this fight, to go on, and live my life, I don't think I would have got this far. Seriously, I could just,... *NO NO NOT ANOTHER DQ CRY OK! Kezi tau! Everytime mek nak feeling teardrops sikit2, semua nak keji mek DQ! Sudeh! Mek nak OFF hp! Mek nak off PC! Ehehehe*
Dan dengan itiew - dengan berbesar hati dan bontot, mek, dengan suke dan suke sesangat citanye, disini, nak umumkan, nama2 mereka yang dipaksa masuk dalam carta orginanisasi Lea Laurielle Lai Lee Limited - yang, ado ke? Nan ado lah - lets just make believe la ek? Ekekeek - Tapi pls do take note - jawatan2 yang mereka sandang nih, 99% semuenye the accurate oneees tau! I mean, jawatan2 yang mek ala ala propahkan nih, adalah actually contributions diaorang utk page mek... Scroll down bawah a bit (after you dah tgk carta organisasi itiew) and I'll will explain more...

BLOG FOUNDER a.k.a BIG BOSS MEM:
Si KW mulut hanjs puaka alam tu yang kasik title nih kat mek! Kezi sangat! It's like, bukannye boss ape pun u ols. Mek tau dia boh 'BIG' tu disebabkan SIZE badan mek yang semakin besau dan bukan kerana pangkat BIG. Boss tu diabaikan dan MEM tu ala ala sebenarnye mek tau dia nak letak MAN - tapi dia coverinateoh boh MEM. Keji dak? Ehehehe
PAKAR PENASIHAT:
Zairil di pilih jadi pakar penasihat; sebab, walaupun teknik 'wrong approach wrong timing' dia tu ALWAYS berlaku, tatkala keadaannye yang sangat 'BLUR' - tapi he never failed to kasik idea2 bernas utk my blog. And thus - as I noticed, pak cik nih never failed to kasik comments, constructive ones, to those he considered friends. Baik orangnye - namun, adakalanya... erm, tah la. Blur dia tu, very der! Tapi I guess he's learning, and by the looks of his progressing rate dia, tak lama tu. Confirm nak join department MJ5! Ehehehe. Pernah bertegang urat ngan mek sekejap, eh, sekejap ke? Ekekeke - sah sah selalu - so that makes it not 'sekejap' la kan? Ehehehe - but apa apa pon, this 'Abang' of mine, I sure he continues to support me and my tagboard and my page as a whole, sampai ke hari akhir... gittu, ala ala Hingga Hujung Nyawa la?
CD on the other hand, antara salah sorang kenit yang kuat kasik idea utk membangunkan serta mempesatkan (can use mempesatkan mehh??) blog page mek. Never fails to give ideas also - always asked me to think what's best for readers... and above all, dalam pada mulut MJ also (dan antara kaki penyaman) dia tetap suka berdiskusi dengan mek kat YM memalam, discussing pasal blog. Fine young talent... eheheh.
JABATAN IT: THE COMPUTER BRAINIES EXECS:
Katadah.warrios, need I say more? Tak yah la kan? Buang karang je ckp pasal pakcik nih. Eheheh - sekarang dalam konsep 'perang dingin lite2' dengan Ginger de la Loca (OPPPSSSSS) namun mek tau dua dua tu, haiyoh - mek bukan nak buat speech pendamaian lah u ols! Anyways, dia nih memang leh la tahan pandainya dalam bab bab computer, codings, IT semua apenye lah (OPPPSSSS- boleh tahan jer ke? Maaati la mek!) U ols, this chart yang kite nampak tadik itiew, dia lah yang punye keje! Ehehehe. Nice fella, tak leh nak komen lelebih, nanti Ginger marah mek komen laki dia lelebih -ooooppssss!! Mati la ko Leez!
TT nih mek rase, wallahua'lam. Dia sendiri tak tau mek amik dia masuk chart organisasi mek. Sesuka hati mek jer. Jgn saman nahhh abang TT nah! Ehehehe - dia nih, though tak active sangat in my tagboard - but we always communicate either through phones or via YM or even email. Banyak bende yang dia dah tolong jugak, tgk2kan codings for my page and took the liberty to help moi dalam coding problems regarding my tagboard dulu. Nowadays he still pops up kekadang to my page I guess - tgk2kan ape yang patut. Ok lah. Since dia pon busy ngan page dia kan... ehehehe...
MyOrange piula - well, perlu ke mek promo lagi banner flash yang kat atas page mek itiew? Itiew flash banner tu, MyOrange lah bertanggungjawab u ols! Dia buatkan sepetang jer, papp! Terus naik kat atas tu. Curlast kan? He always tau ape yang mek nak ape yang mek dinch suke. He dah knows me well kot I say. Tapi tetap selalu nak caras mek! Kezi! A good make up artiste (e eh? Tetiber promo hal lain pulak) and definitely good with htmls! Sembah ratuuuu!! Ehehehe... maaati la ko BS! E eh?
JABATAN PROMOTIONAL DAN MARKETING: THE PROPAH DAN MARKET BASAH EXECS
Kambing_[X] nih mek memang puiji sifat promo dia yang gile2 pasal blog mek. Memang cekap buat promo, sampai angkut geng Era.FM nih maih votekan page mek! Curlast kan? And then - tak cukup kat Era.FM, kata, di InfoGossip.net also u ols! Very der promo skills dia. Baru keje seminggu lebih - cukup promosing. Namun... (aisehhh ade namun tu bahaya tu! Ehehehe) - bile dia promo hari AHAD? Nahhhhhh!!! THAT'S IT! Terus ala ala ke subzero lah skills dia dah. Yer lah, ala ala Sunday kan dinch ade orang - so dia pun ala ala mati kutu nih tak tau nak promo kat sapa dah. Tak pe tak per - so long as it happens only on Sundays, I forgive u. Wahh, gittu,boleh? Ehehehehehe.... Thanks u ols!
Ginger... hurmmmm... first and foremost, a very warm welcome, ladies and gentlemen (SUKE TAK G cara cakap cam tu??? KO SUKE KAN? Ehehehehe) - U ols! Dia nih walaupun telah terpesong akhlak dan berpaling tadah dan bertalam 10 muka, dan ditambah piula dengan sikap lalat suke menyamar dan jugak MJ dan suka caras muke mek, namun, disebalik kekejian dan kejahatan dia - terserlah sifat 'ratu' bauknye yang baik hati itiew. Never failed to give me HONEST comments even when it might just get me so sentap and DQ and OFF HP! Eheheh - and plus, dia selalu betulkan English mek yang berterabur nih - yer lah, mek ngaji sekolah pondok, dia DRAG GRAD DARI US... mesti la va va voom. Tak caya, gi tgk page dia!? Very der bahasa2 yang dia gunakan. Bahasa2 binats terpelajar. Ehehehe - and actually, sebelum dia dipecat atas kesalahan terpesong akhlak itiew, dia selalu bawak 'Aura Ratu' nye ke tagboard mek, dan selalu memeriahkan keadaan. Tapi semenjak dia dah ade tgbord sendiri, Aura dia, dia bawak sekali - very der buruk siku, kan? Ehehehehe...
JABATAN PRO: THE QUALITY CONTROL EXEC:
Wazi I think, dengan panah lintar berdentum langit dan bumi itiew, haiyoh - mesti ramai jejants yang akan berhati2 dulu sebelum buat any moves dlm tagboard mek. Memang bersesuaian dengan title QUALITY CONTROL EXEC. Tapi dia started off as my PERSONAL DESIGNER... eheheh tup tup dahhh jadik Quality Control Exec.. Bagus! Ehehehe - dah la boleh diconsider sebagai penolong peribadi Tuan Rumah a.k.a ME, time2 mek tak der jer, dia mesti jadik co-host. Memang bagus keje dia. Ehehe - mek suke mek suke! Dan further more, dia sorang jer department nih. Suke la tu, songsorang jer buat keje dia sesuka hati. Ehehehehe...
JABATAN PROPAGANDA: THE PROPAH DQ EXECS:
LeeZ obviously memang suke DQ dan kerana kemesraan DQ dia tu lah - dia berjaya memeriahkan page mek. Dia also pandai propah, also suke jadi lalatz. Dan itulah tektik dia utk memeriahkan tagboard mek. She's like incharge dlm hal memeriahkan tagboard mek, walaupun it makes her the bad and DQ person - walhal, bile mek teflon dia each time lepas DQ, dia macam.. "Ade ape jadi tadi uuuu ols? Mek dinch taaaauuu. Office mek dinch ade electric tadi - black out" and so did her mems. Sebab tu, dia tak simpan lama sangat dalam hati dia. Best borak ngan dia dan dia lah jugak ade 'Aura Ratu Cik Sit' dalam tagboard - sebagaimana dia meriah di Cik Sit (site office department si Leez lah tu) - cam tu la dia meriah dalam tagboard mek. Ehehehehe...
Ginger pulak setelah dilucutkan jawatan dari department Promo dan Marketing tu, walaupun dah terpesong akhlak dan ade her own page, namun, jawatan dia di department nih tetap dikekalkan. This is becoz dia tetap once in a while menjenguk2 tagboard mek dan also my page - and when she is in my tagboard, he propah lalatz DQ act akan sentiasa ON jer modenye. So - I guess, jawatan nih tak leh kite lucutkan. Mueieuioeueieueieue....
JABATAN MJ: Yoooo lah! Semuenye mau ingat sendiri lah! Semua MJ - mek also... but, ahh yes, mek belum 'kena'lkan exec mek yang sorang nih, Badarsila. Maaaati la kau! Ehehehe. Dia nih very der.. "THAT'S RIGHT" 24-7 ok. And becoz of his MJ lah mek suke sangat kuar jogging dengan dia (e eh? Dah menyimpang topic dah nih) - MJ Badarsila memang kadangkala diperlukan dalam organisasi mek especially dalam my tagboard bagi membalas serangan2 musuh especially those lalatz. Tapi yang sedehnye, bile dia also join those lalatz2 penyamaraz. Sentap!!!!
KESIMPULAN ENTRY: CD, Ginger, Leez, MyO, TT, BS, Zairil, KW, Kambing[X], Wazi (AND TO THE REST - YANG WALAUPUN NAMANYA TAK DER DALAM CHART NIH, BUT YOU GUYS TAHU YOU GUYS SEMUE DAH BANYAK MEMBERI SOKONGAN DAN DORONGAN SERTA GALAKAN KEPADA MEK) I just wanna say, THANK YOU... Thank you so much - for everything. Things said, mistakes done, SORRY nah? :)

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Sunday, May 08, 2005
Kisah Orang Minyak di MRSM Balik Pulau
Dearest all...
Yes - another story mory of my times kat MRSM Balik Pulau, Penang. And No, this is no dongeng or direka2. Memang betul ade... tapi... ehehehe...
So anyways, in the one part story, mek nak citerkan experience mek dengan 'Orang Minyak' while I was in MRSM BP way back in 1995 and 1996.

It was during one night, lepas balik prep class, and I was already getting ready to sleep... tgh dok pack buku2 yang perlu for classes the next day. Aizul, my roomie, was already like, ala ala tidur2 manja dah. So anyways, as soon as I jumped into bed, I suddenly heard, a loud scream, yang maha zast maha dasyat kuatnya - dari arah dorm girls (it could have been from Block C* Senior girls or Block D* Junior girls) Memang waktu tu no no suspect hantian (hantu) yang menjerit sebab it was clear enuff that it sounded macam perempuan betulll. Although, menjerit itu hasil dari ternampak hantian, mungkin gak. Tapi that jerit was something like jerit terkejut... no Tolong or anything... just plain, aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Semua bilik mek nampak dah started bukak lampu semue - everyone sort of like rushed out of the dorms,... bertempiaran berkeliaran semua - semua Kak Nam (busybody) nak tahu ape dah jadik. Wardens also like tungging terbalik nih lari ke dorm tersebut - which waktu tu I just couldn't be bothered sangat - just nak find out, MOTIF MELALAK MENJERIT MEMALAM? Histiria ka!?!?!
Then - everything settled. Duh... ape kes? Over tau nak grab attention satu BP tu dngn jeritan batin dia tu (whoever the girl was lah kan). So citernye? Tah lah - some said that she saw hantian- some said she saw something, black, berkilat kindda thingie figure, memerhatikan dia (si perempuan gila nih la) tgh basuh fefetz kot dalam toilet itiew. Haiyoh! Kezi lah. Kes mengendap ke? Ke saje nak timbulkan skepulasi lagi? Always tau. Mek yang diva berangan nih ponnn tak der orang nak mengendap. Mek mengendap orang ade lah - and was I good at it, sampai pecah lobang! Ehehehehehe...
So anyways - the next day, they found out siape the girl was. Senior girl, class mana tah. Memang cun - cantik la. Tapi obviously Aizul my roommie tu lagi cantik (walhal nak cakap kate MEK nih lagik cantik tapi, don't want to sound like a self-centered bitch kan? E eh?). So kecoh la sehari dua jer, pastu diam la balik BP tu. (Balik Pulau - I malas nak call MRSM - so I stick to BP jer la ek?)
Then the following weekend tu, nah - ade lagik! Jeritan2 batinku itiew! This time, the girls (note: RAMAI ek kali nih - 3 ke, 4 orang tah - mesti lesbo scenes dalam toilet itiew, mek tau mek tau! Eheheheh) menjerit bagai nak gile, nak runtuh mek rase katil mek yang dah memang azab tu. Time tu mek dengan Aizul tgh beborak ngan Amirul - it was on a Friday night, so semua dalam dorm la. And for goodness sake it was still early, still dalam 10nish. Takkan hantian? Tapi kali nih the girls said, bukan SORANG - or SATU hantian (whatever it was lah kan) - they saw 2 or 3, standing there... and THIS time, they see those figures ala ala berbentuk manusia. DUH!? Manusia la then, kan? Ehehehehe... tapi this second case nih parah sikit. One of the girls yang terkejut tu got hurt as waktu dia terkejut tu, dia terjatuh. And when she fell down kat lantai toilet tu, kepala dia terhentak kat dinding - so luka berDARA la sikit. Kes kes kes.... mujur tak biul dan hilang daya ingatan... kalau idak, isk isk isk - kesiannnn dia.
So cut the story short sikit sebab lepas dari insiden tu tarak pa pe yang berlaku - the usuals, spot-checks la itu la ini la... and mainly lagi pasal citer mek lagik kang, ade orang sentap? Eheheh - so better mek cut the story short as citer nih bukan habis cam nih jer.. Ade sambungan PARAH ok!
So after doin' a lot of investigations and what not (pihak cikgu cikgi ler... wardens too), these people berjaya buat kesimpulan - bukan hantian. These so called black figures semue nih - semuenye jantan! Men, mengintai the girls dalam toilet. Haiyoh! Berani mampos nih. Sanggup nih panjat block asrama - naik ke belah bumbung - and stood there while watching the girls mandi ke, cik ak ke (berri berris lah), ape ke... isk isk isk... sanggup nih! Mesti gerdus kan those men. Tapi, motif all in black? Berkilat2? Soonnnnn these cikgus cikgis found traces of empty tins of pewarna cat hitam apa tah ( I don't think its like Cat biasa cat dinding semue tu. I think must be some kind of special chat - so they can chat themselves all in black... *that explains the berkilat2 part* and buat ala ala camouflage thinggie lah. Makes sense - they cat themselve hitam belegam, then - mengintai those girls... di waktu malam. Sapa nak nampak? Sure nampak bijik mata bebudak tu jer kan... of course lah scarrrry marry!) Tapi, siape yang buat???
Nahhhhhh!!!! Penyiasatan terulung MRSM BP telah dilaksanakan bagi setiap student putera (termasuk student puterAI yang tak bersalah dan berdosa itiews ie ME AND MY GANG LAH!) bagi memastikan siapekan binatang yang buat keje lahanat itiew. And soon... NOPE - diaorang tak dapat detect/ tangkap siapekah itiew bangsat2tuns yang dok buat keje lahanat itiew... kezi tak?
Tapi some of the girls dah condifent about SENIOR BOYS yang bertanggung jawab pasal kes nih. Tak semena2, kes2 syak2 wassangka nih telah jadi sooooo kecohs u ols tau dak. VERY DEERRRR kecoh alam semesta ok. Knowing, girls, kalau dah mula 'Kak Nam', nahhh thats it lah! Then yang lebih PARAHnye was when the girls (seniors) started tuduh bebukan yang maha dasyat kat the boys, SAMPAI DARURAT ok MRSM BP at one point for 2 days - Imagine, strike gile2 babeng the girls - sampai gaduh nih dalam class diaorang. Yang mek peliknye, some of them, tak derpon sangkut paut, tapi, haiyoh - perlu ke? Baling2 kasut, buku nih - perang dalam class. Mek punye class ala ala jauh dari block classes seniors but I still kena lalu those areas kalau nak gi jumpe Aizul. Dah sampai satu peringkat, JALAN corridor tu di TUTUP UTK PENGGUNA JALAN KAKI katanya! Mek sentap - kena guna jalan jauh yang lebih menakutskan utk gi jumpe kenit tu! Memang darurat u ols. Boy seniors, not in good terms ngan girls seniors - macam ade sempadan pemisah gittu. Porak peranda sangat waktu tu. Mek yang ala ala jadik postgirl utk senior boys ke senior girls, ke, posto services utk sesiape jer la yang ada sangkut paut dengan senior, pun tergendala. Eheheh - mek dinch ade postos to send. Ohhh gumbirrra! Ehehehe. Tapi sedeh la jugak nengok keadaan seniors time tu; couples jadik musuh, kawan jadi lawans... haiyoh! - macam, maksimum lah, semuenye gara2 'ORANG MINYAK' yang belum dikenapasti, siapekan lahanat2 3 orang itiew.
Tapi porak peranda tu seminggu jer - when they found out siapekah yang bertanggungjawab dalam kes ORANG MINYAK itiew. Cam mana they tangkap? Well - they tangkap those boys in action katanye - BELUM SERIK! Hanjeng tau! Tapi the part yang really TERKEJUTKAN satu BP was this - it wasn't the senior boys after all. WHAT!?!!?!? HAIYOH!? And all those peperangan!?!? Kaum Adam seniors telah diexploitasikan!?!?! Kesiannnn - so... siapekah manusia2 laha persis kumpulan penyamaran lalatz ditagboard kiew itiew dulu? (yang sekarang dah pindah rumah ke pusat penyemaian lalatz penyamaran - where else? Kalau bukat kat tagboard blogdrive ponen Republic of Seychelles tu lah! Eheheh - owh abaikan. This isn't about her anyways...) So anyways, siapekah mereka... Ade 4 of them actually - and all 4 of them, jengjejeng!!! SEMUENYE BEBUDAK JUNIORS! Haiyoh! My batch ka!? Gampang dak!? Kezis laaaa very der!!!!!!!!!! Berani mampos nih - tu buat waktu di stage Juniors. Naik jadi seniors? Sure kes ROGOL ramai2... ewww!!! Kalau sekoq ke sekoq muka cam Brad Pitt (or paling lekeh Hans Isaac ke) mek sanggup la jugak dirogol bergilir2 atau beramai2 - ini, muka, haiyoh! Tiang jamban lagi elok lahhhh!
So what happened next? Kalau tak silap mek - 2 out of those four boys kena kicked out from BP (Sehsuwaiiii sngat!) - and lagi dua tu kena DI (disciplinary invesitgations u ols!) dan dibawah pengelolaan Jabatan Kaunseling u ols! Sehsuwaaiii sangat! Tapi yang punting, at the end, they jadik 30% baik je - tetap ade unsur2 penyangak in them!
The seniors? Well -lets just say - ending entry nih, biaso ajo; a bit "ooohh we dah agak dah ending cam nih" kindda thing, but still, ok lah. The senior, they had a gathering thingie among themselves, then settled lah baik2. Macam, I'm sure yang seniors girls yang memulakan porak peranda itiew very der malu ceghin makghodot? (Tahu tak ceghin makghodot tu ape? Org Utagha sure tau - kalau tak tau, JANGAN MENGAKU ORANG UTARA tau! Bikin malu sama mek jer nyeh...)I remembered the seniors girls ade yang lepas pada kes itu, terus sentap ngan geng2 juniors pulak. MOTIF!? Tak cukup ke korang porak peranda sesama batch, perlu ke nak wujudkan kekocohan dengan juniors pulak? Kexi tau waktu tu. I felt like, urgh!!! Mujur our Junior rep voiced out...
"Kami yang tak bersalah - jgn dipandang serong ok! Kami tak ada sangkut paut dengan kes tu, jadi harap kumpulan senior girls please do understand. Kami tannak bende nih berpanjangan..." Way the go Junior rep!!!, who soon became the next President of the Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar - tahun mek jadik senior. Curlast ok! Ehehehe...
So itu la dia... ORANG MINYAK - yang nan ado! I wonder what happened to that orang minyak? Hurmmmmmm......

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 5
From the last episode... Episode 4: A wish that came true
But one fine day... as I got up from bed, all I could think of was... "I nak drag... and I wanna do that show!!!" - yes, tibe2... but that was like after several months jugak lepas malam intro Angah buat utk mek to be in drag in public kat Serdang tu. It was just like what Whoopi Goldberg said dalam script Sister Act 2 tu... "If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere... you got get up and pay attention..." - and "If you wake up one day and you can't think of nothing else to do but to sing - then you go ahead and sing!" So that fine morning - or should I say afternoon kot, as I got up from bed... and all I could think about that day was - I wanna drag and perform... then I guess I just have to do something about it then.... :) To be continued....
Episode 5: Doing somethin' about "it"... lets!
Well - 'I wanna drag and perform' I said to myself one day when I woke up from bed? Hell yeah - so I did! I told everyone in the house, especially Along and Angah. And both of them were like, woooooo! Ok...
"Kalau Anjang bebetul wanna do this - you have to start having your basic needs... firstly..." ujar Along after I told them my intentions that fine day.
And so the list of 'stuffs' that I needed pun telah disiapkan Along. Like, haiyoh!!! Dalam list tu, banyak bebende yang I never bought before in my entire life. Malunye... cam mana nih!?!?!

Click on the list to read what's on it! Eeheheh - malu ok!
Like, HELLO!?!?! BRA!? PANTIES!?!?!? Haiyoh!!!! Perlu ke!? Can't I like ask some girls to buy for me? Mana mek nak tahu nak beli size ape? Or... kalau nak kena try, HOW!? Am not in drag when I go shopping for those stuffs nanti - haiyoh! Mati lah aku! Memang malu, segan + everything lah! Tapi kesimpulannye, NAK BELI, how? Ehehehe - so mek heret la si Acu and Acak gi shopping for all those stuffs as Along ade flight and Angah keje. SO where did Acu and Acak bawak mek? YEZZZ!!! Shopping paradise for adiks2... where else, Suuuuungaaiii WANGG!!! Hehehehehe...
The shopping experiences were like somewhat, different from before. Yer lah, tetiber jer getek gi beli bra and panties kat women's department kat Parkson tu, sape tak malu? Acak ok lah ala ala woman jugak, Acu, no doubt lah muka jambu dia VERY DER terserlah ok. MEK!? Gibek patah!? Nampak sangat out of place. Malu lah! Seriously, I WAS VERY MALU at that time. Bukan memain punye malu!

Haiyoh! Heavensss ok kalau dapat set bra and panties cam nih... Ehehehe - Of course, for basic users like moi like that time terpaksa settled for something simpler, something, less, menarik dari set cam nih! Ehehehehe
So after settling beli semue barang2 basic needs semue tu (yes, semuanye in one day mek habiskan duit beli semua bebende tu; knowing ME, I nak semue complete - you know that kind of feeling kan... ), and lepas beli loads of basic make ups from Guardian... balik rumah, ape lagik! DRAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It took me awhile to get myself SESUAI dengan memakai panties. TRUST me, it 'hurts'!!! The first time jer lah kan, lepas tu, lama ke lamaan, CONFIDENT nih! Tapi, still, bukannye KEPIT MAUT lagi, ade lah tersembul once or twice. HAHAHAH! Bodoh sangat! Tapi, tetap nih berangan confident. I remembered practice pakai Vincci heels 3 1/2inches tu... huiyoh! Susah gilos! Tapi, sebab nak cantik sebab nak drag cecepat, I guess I managed to get use to wear those heels in a short period of time.
I guess I took like, what, nearly, NEARLY I SAY, a month - before I beranikan diri and called Awie and told him I wanted to perform...
"HAA!! Bagus lah tu! Weekend nih free? Buat show.. ok?"
But but but!?!?!? What show mek nak buat? Lagu ape? Haiyoh! For crying out loud, that WEEKEND? It was like, three days lagi to go waktu tu. Mek dah cuak! Then he asked me to go for rehearsals (ADE REHEARSALS KATANYE!!!) at his place in Bangsar. So Angah brought me there since Angah knew the place. Gi la rumah Awie tu, tgk waktu tu, Shalohong (another fine, great, talented showgirl under Awie's group), Mimie (a 24-7 drag queen.. cantik! Gi keje kat Maybank draggg nih! Confidentnye!) and Mama Roza (waktu first time jumpe dia, takut ok! No no, bukan garang, just... owh nevermind. Siape yang kenal Mama Roza tahu la ape maksud mek) - then there's Jimmy (cute gibek, memang mek taste! Tapi tau tau also drag, but not 24-7 or course, HOW!?) - Semuenye tgh practice items masing2 for the coming weekend. Siap ade opening show and finale, WHICH I also have to join AT FIRST. Tapi since Jimmy and Awie lepas tu discussed that since it was my first debut performance, I get to skip the Opening act - just tunjuk muka for the finale as they introduces me. Nak guna nama ape? Jengjejenggg!!!!!!!! That's when Laurielle wujud! - from my nickname "Lady L`OreaL The Great", remember? mIRC? Ehehehehehe... Tapi semua salah paham - they tot it's L`OreaL the brand was my name, and not Laurielle. Thank God it wasn't Laurier tuala wanita itiew (HANJS LAH GINGER!) How sad can that get? Nevermind lah I say - LOreaL pun, LOreaL lah. Asalkan jangan Lorry Taik, OOOPPS!?!?!?!?!
So lepas tu, Saturday night came - I didn't perform on Friday night tu since Awie said dia nak introkan mek during Saturday night, lagik pack ramai - meriah. WHAT!?!?!? MERIAH katanya!? NAHH!! THAT'S IT! Maaati lah mek!
As Saturday arrived, mek makin cuak. Seharian suntuk kat USJ3 tu mek pasang lagu mek nak perform tu, menari terhoyong hayang nih sengsorang, hafal lirik semua. Lagu ape? Dinch cerits lagik! So anyways, malam tu, mek dah sibuk nak start make up at 8pm. Angah, who wanted to do my make up waktu tu said...
"Awat nak rush!? Baru pukul 8... kang kul 10 Angah make up kan lah... "
10!?!? Why so late one!? Rupe2nye, 10pm tu just nice. By the time mek habis disiapkan dimakeupkan semue, it was midnight. Nak keluar rumah, mek di ucapkan SEMOGA BERJAYA katanyeeee oleh Acu and Ateh - Along wasn't there - flight. Atam, Angah and Acak ikut sekali gi BB! On the way tu I was like, HAIYOH!!! PERLU KE SEMUA NIH!?!??!
Sampai jer ke BB - AGAIN - mek terkejut. RAMAI and I DO MEAN, RAMAI nih - memandang mek! Ade yang memandang ala ala sentap (MOTIF DAN TEMANYE mek dinch tau waktu tu - ade ke mek buat salah datang in drag?), ade yang pandang in full of like erm, tergamam? Haaa gittu. Ade yang couldn't be bothered pun (like, Ala... just another boy in a dress). So mek yang ala ala dengan berpakaian baju show tu (seluar leather brown colour + tube warna light brown) - gile kan? Gi BB dah pakai siap2 nih baju show (What to do, tak gherti drag lagik waktu tu), jumpe Awie,... and he told me to get ready quick - show's about to start and mek number 2 in line. NYAH!! MATIII MEK OK! Number 2!?!?!?!? That's like, AFTER OPENING!? Haiyoh!!!!
So anyways, back stage, Angah betulkan make up, rambut - pakaikan accessories (which were a choker, gelang tangan dari pergelangan tangan, dililit sampai ke shoulder *sebelah kiri* and a headgear ala ala crown - YANG DIPERBUAT DARIPADA MANILA KAD DAN JUGAK DAWAI HALUS - both dibalut disalut dengan ALUMINIUM FOIL!!!!!!!!! - THOSE WERE MY FIRST SET OF ACCESSORIES!). And then, I was ready... for WHAT!? HAIYOH! Wait I until I tell you guys what happened...
The song Dovè LAmore by Cher was my choice. Tu la lagu show pertama mek! Why that song? Rancak - and since I thought show was all about dance, and since I love to dance, mek pilih la lagu tu - besides, lirik dia mek memang tahu. So anyways, lagu bermula - lampu club BB itiew dipadamkan... only lampu2 disco jer... very der seksi! I went out (tak der orang tepuk ok! Well, ade la, lite lite....), started dancing like beruk makan belacan, tercungap2 kepenatan in the first 1 1/2 mins of the song (sebab I was like practically dancing dancing bagai nak rak!) - and then... it happened... WHAT? Hehehe.. malu la nak cakap... Owh very well! Remember I told u tadik I wore a tube top? And my bra, I took out the tali bra so that it looked better bile pakai tube top (you know where this is goin', kan? Kexi lah!). Anyways - as I was terloncat2 bagaikan kera/beruk kena belacan itiew, I noticed Acak tgh trying to say something - and I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMPLIMENTING ME! Duh!?! Na ah! IT WAS MY TUBE! Dah terlucut turun sampai ke bawah nipple line, WAY WAY bawah nipple line. What's worse, MY BRA WENT DOWN WITH IT!? Now tell me how pathetic and sad can that GET anymore!?!?!?!?!?!? MY FIRST SHOW!!!! URGH!!! MEMALUKAN SUNDDEELLL!!!!!!!!!!
And so I tersentap yang teramat sangat2. Everyone practically laughed at me - MALU NYE! Waktu tu I nearly cried (my first public DQ act ok!) - and all I wanted to do was... "I wanna go back! I wanna go home!!!!" Angah yang ala ala kesian tgk mek, asked Acak to drive me back since Angah decided to stay back with Atam (those two queenies... urgh! - so much for moral support! Ehehe) So lepas tu, on the way back to the car pun, NO THANKS TO MIRC lah... "E eh? Itu bukan Lady Loreal tu ke? Yang dalam mIRC tu?" So I heard someone saying that... THEN.."HA AH- ITU LAH DIA. TADI BUAT SHOW. MALU SIAL! NAMPAK PUTING TETEK SEMUA - BAJU DIA TERLUCUT OK WAKTU BUAT SHOW! HARHARHARHAR" - SERIOUSLY u ols! Time tu, I felt like, OWH GOD! MALUNYE AKU! What have I done!?!?!?!?!?!
After that show - I completely SENTAP dan malas nak buat show lagi dah. Told Awie yang I tannak perform anymore - MALU. Though he gave me quite a few good nasihats, tapi, tau2 lah kan, hati tgh panas, muka still rase malu, I refused to let those nasihats to stay in my brains. Masuk kanan, puup! Kuar kiri! Even bebudak USJ tu pun advised me not to patah semangat and what not lah... nope, I didn't buy it. Even when they puji me I still looked good that nite, NOPE! Am not buying it - I said.
So lepas tu I kept silent for a while - a month or two rasenye. Stopped show but NOT drag! Eheheh - tetap nih kat rumah, dok drag dengan Along Acu semua. Tapi to go out to KL, in public, in drag, AGAIN? NO WAY laaa waktu tu. Even nak keluar not in drag pun mek phobiarina tau! I kept myself busy dengan... dengan... flights, work, social loafing with bebudak USJ tu, - mIRC pon mek silentkan diri. Ala ala DQ DQ DQ Off Hp dan Opp Pc lah gittu... OPPPPPS!
So sampai bile mek cam tu? Sampai bilekah mek stayed on merajuk (actually MALU) cam tu? Dah serik ke nak buat show? Hey hey hey - Che-Detz won't call me MISS TAK SERIK2 for nothing you know... and all akan ku kupaskan dalam Episode ke 6, OUATIWTS... the year 2001 ended with a victory! It's like what Danny Mendez, Miss Italy/ Universe 1997 said... "It's a victory upon victory". Whatever that means lah kan.. LOL!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
But one fine day... as I got up from bed, all I could think of was... "I nak drag... and I wanna do that show!!!" - yes, tibe2... but that was like after several months jugak lepas malam intro Angah buat utk mek to be in drag in public kat Serdang tu. It was just like what Whoopi Goldberg said dalam script Sister Act 2 tu... "If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere... you got get up and pay attention..." - and "If you wake up one day and you can't think of nothing else to do but to sing - then you go ahead and sing!" So that fine morning - or should I say afternoon kot, as I got up from bed... and all I could think about that day was - I wanna drag and perform... then I guess I just have to do something about it then.... :) To be continued....
Episode 5: Doing somethin' about "it"... lets!
Well - 'I wanna drag and perform' I said to myself one day when I woke up from bed? Hell yeah - so I did! I told everyone in the house, especially Along and Angah. And both of them were like, woooooo! Ok...
"Kalau Anjang bebetul wanna do this - you have to start having your basic needs... firstly..." ujar Along after I told them my intentions that fine day.
And so the list of 'stuffs' that I needed pun telah disiapkan Along. Like, haiyoh!!! Dalam list tu, banyak bebende yang I never bought before in my entire life. Malunye... cam mana nih!?!?!

Like, HELLO!?!?! BRA!? PANTIES!?!?!? Haiyoh!!!! Perlu ke!? Can't I like ask some girls to buy for me? Mana mek nak tahu nak beli size ape? Or... kalau nak kena try, HOW!? Am not in drag when I go shopping for those stuffs nanti - haiyoh! Mati lah aku! Memang malu, segan + everything lah! Tapi kesimpulannye, NAK BELI, how? Ehehehe - so mek heret la si Acu and Acak gi shopping for all those stuffs as Along ade flight and Angah keje. SO where did Acu and Acak bawak mek? YEZZZ!!! Shopping paradise for adiks2... where else, Suuuuungaaiii WANGG!!! Hehehehehe...
The shopping experiences were like somewhat, different from before. Yer lah, tetiber jer getek gi beli bra and panties kat women's department kat Parkson tu, sape tak malu? Acak ok lah ala ala woman jugak, Acu, no doubt lah muka jambu dia VERY DER terserlah ok. MEK!? Gibek patah!? Nampak sangat out of place. Malu lah! Seriously, I WAS VERY MALU at that time. Bukan memain punye malu!

So after settling beli semue barang2 basic needs semue tu (yes, semuanye in one day mek habiskan duit beli semua bebende tu; knowing ME, I nak semue complete - you know that kind of feeling kan... ), and lepas beli loads of basic make ups from Guardian... balik rumah, ape lagik! DRAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It took me awhile to get myself SESUAI dengan memakai panties. TRUST me, it 'hurts'!!! The first time jer lah kan, lepas tu, lama ke lamaan, CONFIDENT nih! Tapi, still, bukannye KEPIT MAUT lagi, ade lah tersembul once or twice. HAHAHAH! Bodoh sangat! Tapi, tetap nih berangan confident. I remembered practice pakai Vincci heels 3 1/2inches tu... huiyoh! Susah gilos! Tapi, sebab nak cantik sebab nak drag cecepat, I guess I managed to get use to wear those heels in a short period of time.
I guess I took like, what, nearly, NEARLY I SAY, a month - before I beranikan diri and called Awie and told him I wanted to perform...
"HAA!! Bagus lah tu! Weekend nih free? Buat show.. ok?"
But but but!?!?!? What show mek nak buat? Lagu ape? Haiyoh! For crying out loud, that WEEKEND? It was like, three days lagi to go waktu tu. Mek dah cuak! Then he asked me to go for rehearsals (ADE REHEARSALS KATANYE!!!) at his place in Bangsar. So Angah brought me there since Angah knew the place. Gi la rumah Awie tu, tgk waktu tu, Shalohong (another fine, great, talented showgirl under Awie's group), Mimie (a 24-7 drag queen.. cantik! Gi keje kat Maybank draggg nih! Confidentnye!) and Mama Roza (waktu first time jumpe dia, takut ok! No no, bukan garang, just... owh nevermind. Siape yang kenal Mama Roza tahu la ape maksud mek) - then there's Jimmy (cute gibek, memang mek taste! Tapi tau tau also drag, but not 24-7 or course, HOW!?) - Semuenye tgh practice items masing2 for the coming weekend. Siap ade opening show and finale, WHICH I also have to join AT FIRST. Tapi since Jimmy and Awie lepas tu discussed that since it was my first debut performance, I get to skip the Opening act - just tunjuk muka for the finale as they introduces me. Nak guna nama ape? Jengjejenggg!!!!!!!! That's when Laurielle wujud! - from my nickname "Lady L`OreaL The Great", remember? mIRC? Ehehehehehe... Tapi semua salah paham - they tot it's L`OreaL the brand was my name, and not Laurielle. Thank God it wasn't Laurier tuala wanita itiew (HANJS LAH GINGER!) How sad can that get? Nevermind lah I say - LOreaL pun, LOreaL lah. Asalkan jangan Lorry Taik, OOOPPS!?!?!?!?!
So lepas tu, Saturday night came - I didn't perform on Friday night tu since Awie said dia nak introkan mek during Saturday night, lagik pack ramai - meriah. WHAT!?!?!? MERIAH katanya!? NAHH!! THAT'S IT! Maaati lah mek!
As Saturday arrived, mek makin cuak. Seharian suntuk kat USJ3 tu mek pasang lagu mek nak perform tu, menari terhoyong hayang nih sengsorang, hafal lirik semua. Lagu ape? Dinch cerits lagik! So anyways, malam tu, mek dah sibuk nak start make up at 8pm. Angah, who wanted to do my make up waktu tu said...
"Awat nak rush!? Baru pukul 8... kang kul 10 Angah make up kan lah... "
10!?!? Why so late one!? Rupe2nye, 10pm tu just nice. By the time mek habis disiapkan dimakeupkan semue, it was midnight. Nak keluar rumah, mek di ucapkan SEMOGA BERJAYA katanyeeee oleh Acu and Ateh - Along wasn't there - flight. Atam, Angah and Acak ikut sekali gi BB! On the way tu I was like, HAIYOH!!! PERLU KE SEMUA NIH!?!??!
Sampai jer ke BB - AGAIN - mek terkejut. RAMAI and I DO MEAN, RAMAI nih - memandang mek! Ade yang memandang ala ala sentap (MOTIF DAN TEMANYE mek dinch tau waktu tu - ade ke mek buat salah datang in drag?), ade yang pandang in full of like erm, tergamam? Haaa gittu. Ade yang couldn't be bothered pun (like, Ala... just another boy in a dress). So mek yang ala ala dengan berpakaian baju show tu (seluar leather brown colour + tube warna light brown) - gile kan? Gi BB dah pakai siap2 nih baju show (What to do, tak gherti drag lagik waktu tu), jumpe Awie,... and he told me to get ready quick - show's about to start and mek number 2 in line. NYAH!! MATIII MEK OK! Number 2!?!?!?!? That's like, AFTER OPENING!? Haiyoh!!!!
So anyways, back stage, Angah betulkan make up, rambut - pakaikan accessories (which were a choker, gelang tangan dari pergelangan tangan, dililit sampai ke shoulder *sebelah kiri* and a headgear ala ala crown - YANG DIPERBUAT DARIPADA MANILA KAD DAN JUGAK DAWAI HALUS - both dibalut disalut dengan ALUMINIUM FOIL!!!!!!!!! - THOSE WERE MY FIRST SET OF ACCESSORIES!). And then, I was ready... for WHAT!? HAIYOH! Wait I until I tell you guys what happened...
The song Dovè LAmore by Cher was my choice. Tu la lagu show pertama mek! Why that song? Rancak - and since I thought show was all about dance, and since I love to dance, mek pilih la lagu tu - besides, lirik dia mek memang tahu. So anyways, lagu bermula - lampu club BB itiew dipadamkan... only lampu2 disco jer... very der seksi! I went out (tak der orang tepuk ok! Well, ade la, lite lite....), started dancing like beruk makan belacan, tercungap2 kepenatan in the first 1 1/2 mins of the song (sebab I was like practically dancing dancing bagai nak rak!) - and then... it happened... WHAT? Hehehe.. malu la nak cakap... Owh very well! Remember I told u tadik I wore a tube top? And my bra, I took out the tali bra so that it looked better bile pakai tube top (you know where this is goin', kan? Kexi lah!). Anyways - as I was terloncat2 bagaikan kera/beruk kena belacan itiew, I noticed Acak tgh trying to say something - and I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMPLIMENTING ME! Duh!?! Na ah! IT WAS MY TUBE! Dah terlucut turun sampai ke bawah nipple line, WAY WAY bawah nipple line. What's worse, MY BRA WENT DOWN WITH IT!? Now tell me how pathetic and sad can that GET anymore!?!?!?!?!?!? MY FIRST SHOW!!!! URGH!!! MEMALUKAN SUNDDEELLL!!!!!!!!!!
And so I tersentap yang teramat sangat2. Everyone practically laughed at me - MALU NYE! Waktu tu I nearly cried (my first public DQ act ok!) - and all I wanted to do was... "I wanna go back! I wanna go home!!!!" Angah yang ala ala kesian tgk mek, asked Acak to drive me back since Angah decided to stay back with Atam (those two queenies... urgh! - so much for moral support! Ehehe) So lepas tu, on the way back to the car pun, NO THANKS TO MIRC lah... "E eh? Itu bukan Lady Loreal tu ke? Yang dalam mIRC tu?" So I heard someone saying that... THEN.."HA AH- ITU LAH DIA. TADI BUAT SHOW. MALU SIAL! NAMPAK PUTING TETEK SEMUA - BAJU DIA TERLUCUT OK WAKTU BUAT SHOW! HARHARHARHAR" - SERIOUSLY u ols! Time tu, I felt like, OWH GOD! MALUNYE AKU! What have I done!?!?!?!?!?!
After that show - I completely SENTAP dan malas nak buat show lagi dah. Told Awie yang I tannak perform anymore - MALU. Though he gave me quite a few good nasihats, tapi, tau2 lah kan, hati tgh panas, muka still rase malu, I refused to let those nasihats to stay in my brains. Masuk kanan, puup! Kuar kiri! Even bebudak USJ tu pun advised me not to patah semangat and what not lah... nope, I didn't buy it. Even when they puji me I still looked good that nite, NOPE! Am not buying it - I said.
So lepas tu I kept silent for a while - a month or two rasenye. Stopped show but NOT drag! Eheheh - tetap nih kat rumah, dok drag dengan Along Acu semua. Tapi to go out to KL, in public, in drag, AGAIN? NO WAY laaa waktu tu. Even nak keluar not in drag pun mek phobiarina tau! I kept myself busy dengan... dengan... flights, work, social loafing with bebudak USJ tu, - mIRC pon mek silentkan diri. Ala ala DQ DQ DQ Off Hp dan Opp Pc lah gittu... OPPPPPS!
So sampai bile mek cam tu? Sampai bilekah mek stayed on merajuk (actually MALU) cam tu? Dah serik ke nak buat show? Hey hey hey - Che-Detz won't call me MISS TAK SERIK2 for nothing you know... and all akan ku kupaskan dalam Episode ke 6, OUATIWTS... the year 2001 ended with a victory! It's like what Danny Mendez, Miss Italy/ Universe 1997 said... "It's a victory upon victory". Whatever that means lah kan.. LOL!

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Happy Mothers Day!!! But a SAD JJCJ for G and Me last night! 2in1 Story, check it out! Ehehe...

Happy Mothers Day to all mothers yang sedang membaca blog mek! I woke up this morning very early you ols... Mek woke my mom up with a kiss on her forehead at exactly 6am (first time nih mek yang kejutkan my mom! Ehehehe selalunye, most of the time, she's the one yang kejutkan mek for subuh! Ehehehe) - and she woke up, smiling, and lepas mek wished her Happy Mothers Day and kasik the card I bought couple of days ago to her, I can see, air mata ibiew kiew mengalir u ols... very der mek also tersentuh di pagi Ahad nih! With a smile, dia hugged jer mek and said "Mama sayang J..." Awwwwwwww....!!! Mommy! I love u too... now can I go back to bed please? Ehehehe - maaaaaaaaaati la ko! Ehehehe. Mek suke mek suke... Dan yang penting, 1/2hour lepas itiew... my mom knocked my door.. "Since today is Mothers Day, why don't YOU COOK for Mama ngan Mak Tok..." Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! THAT'S IT! PARAH OK! Tapi tak pe lah. Sat gi mek masakkan. Eheheh - maaati la mek!
Yer, speaking of Mothers day nih, mek also nak mengambil kesempatan nih mengucapkan Happy Mothers Day nih to all mak mak ayamz around. Ehehehehe - ok per, menepati tema also, kan? Hehehe. Mek suke!
Semalam, u ols, acara JJCJ (Jalan2 Carik Jantan) si Miss Ginger itiew kurang menyengat lah. Kesian dia, pulang tangan kosong, hampa (maaaaaaaati la mek - ehehe). Ehehehe - tapi yang pentingnya, dia walaupun dinch 'kerm' (kerm means proceed, pepaaham jer lah!) mana mana abang, namun dia tetap berjaya berborak dengan dua abang hazab! Eheheh - mek seuke mek seuke!
She arrived from Gurun at, erm, 7pm kot. Waktu tu I was still having my discussions with my relatives and what not regarding this big big family reunion thingie this coming May 21st till 23rd. Sebok nih, sms lah, call lah - walhal mek dah pesan kat dia suruh datang, as in, leave Gurun by 7pm so that by the time dia sampai AS, mek dah sempat habis meeting itiew, thus I would be done with Maghrib as well. Taaakkk degil nih. 6.30pm dah keluar dari Gurun, last last tunggu lah dia kat Plaza Tol PLUS A/S Utara tu for like 1/2hour. Sesuaiii! So lepas mek dah selesai buat ape yang patut, picked her up kat tol tu (sebab I asked her to just park her car kat situ), then we went for dinner. Katanye nak cari place to eat, dari AS ke Kepala Batas ke Jitra then patah balik ke Bandar Baru Darulaman then back to AS (ala ala back to where both of us started) and had dinner kat somewhere around Stadium Darulaman. G tu la - nak makan tempat happening. SO mek took the extra efford lah kan, bawak dia ke hulu ke hilir semata2 nak pleasekan kawan. Eheheh - ado? NAN ADO yang happening nye pon. Like, it's a Saturday night, duh!? AS? Saturday night? DOUBLE DUH! This IS AS not KL... ehehhe. So anyways, lepas dinner (yang dijoin Chef Aduka later during dinner) - me terus bawak jual si G nih kat area Stadium, yang si Chef tu hilang ke mana, Wallahua'lam. Tapi apa apa pon semalam, tak cukup geng la. Badarsila takder, very der Badarsial sangat. Dia gi KL katanye ade kursus! Mek tau kursus ape! Kursus Cikndot kat KL la tu! Mek tau sangat! Pastu, si MTT (Miss Trinidad and Tobago best legs tu ler - berangan!) also dinch ade. Kalau ade binatang tu, meriah sikit. Dia kan ponen pecah lobang - so, senang la pancing jants. Eheheh - jgn marah eeekk MTT? Ala - hang bukannye baca blog aku pon, why worry. HAHAHA....
So kesimpulannye semalam, by 11.30pm kiteorang dah berambus balik dah. Bohsan sundel! G yang had to drive back to Gurun alone itiew (poor thing), later2 around midnight kot, dia hantar sms... sms sentap sbb tak dapat jants. Eheheh kesiannn dia. Gerdus lah tu, bak kata si LeeZ - tak per G. Minggu depan mek dapatkan hang satu lori, nah? Ehehehehe. Hamik ko!
Owh and erm, check out Ginger's page esok, I think she's doin' an entry, a tribute to Mothers Day rasenye (G aku dah siap promo nih, ko tak buat entry tu esok, na-as ko!). I think you guys ought to read. She's (I can't believe I'm doin' this!) a good writer, and her words are like carefully arranged and boom! Her jalan ceritas kadang2 memang menarik, simple stuff tends to get so... no no, not complicated (now that would be me and my entries... hehehe) Her stuffs are like, simple; tapi bile she puts her bombastic US Grad words, haiyoh - memang menarik writings dia. Tgk jer lah dia buat Movie reviews kat Che-Detz's blogdrive itiew. Melerts sundel! Dan kerana review dia lah, telah selamatkan mek dari go and watch that pathetic Alexander ape bende tah. Ehehehehe...
Oklah u ols. Time to start buat another episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl". Dah dua tiga hari mek delaykan nih. Mentang2 lah weekend. Eheheheh - tak per.. Tunggu esok. Mek akan buat sesuatuh for those yang tak dapat online kat my blog during the weekends.. nah?

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Saturday, May 07, 2005
Mangsa Cameraphone Nokia 7200 Mek!!!
Tadik ptg I was like in the car, dalam ala ala penantian traffic sebab tgh tunggu train lalu (Yooo lah! In AS massssihhh yerrr ade lintasan hormat keretapi tanah melayu itiew...) - kezi kan? Why can't they (MBAS- Majlis Bandaraya AS) buat all those flyovers, kan senang? Tak yah nak jemminations lagi tatkala menunggu keretapi itiew lalu... buang masa jer!
Tapi, dalam pada mek menunggu sampai gate palang itiew dibuka kembali utk pengguna jalanraya utk melintasi rail keretapi tu, mata mek zaaassstt ternampak this 3 bebudak motor yang one of them, memang mek dapat pandang so clear... Cutenye! Memang confirm mek kata akan jadi bahan untuk entry mek! Apa lagi! Siap ade dialogue2 tambahan nih! Kezieslah!!! Maaati laaa aku kalau si Robby tu baca by Monday! That's it!



Miss BB International 2005
This is just a promo entry mek buatkan utk linkkan two of my friend's pages dari page mek nih. Since mek kat ceruk nih, all I could do is just, well - promokan hasil kerje kengkawan melalui page mek. At least, readers from my page, can simple go to these two pages and menjamah juadah entry yang telah dibuat dengan usaha gigih, murni, dan jitu kengkawan mek itiew! Ehehehehe...
Entrynye pasal penyerahan crown, serta takhta gelaran Miss BB International, dari si penyandang tahun 2004, Sherryn Rebecca Louise kepada pemenang tahun ini, Gina Jane.
For more info's please either visit Mirch's Fotopages (WARNING! It's an 18SX fotopages... hehehe), or CD's blogdrive for a more detailed info about the pageant (siap dibuat ala ala style Nona lagi... curlast ponen genit itiew! Maaati la ko G! E eh?). Tapikan u ols... mek cadangkan u ols visit dua dua page meletops nih. Kalau ala ala nak tgk2 pics jer, dua dua pages also ade pics. Cuma if u guys interested nak baca how creative si genit lincah CD tu menulis, mek sarankan u ols masuk lah page si CD tu. Ehehehe... tapi on the other hand, Mirch's fotopages also VERY DER menariques u ols, especially utk gibeks dan peponen nih. Mirch menyajikan juadah very DERRRR la u ols. Tak caye? Cuba tgk entry sebelum Miss BB International 2005 kat fotopages si Mirch tu. Ehehehehe....


*Pic2 nih diambil dari Mirch's Fotopages at http://mirch.fotopages.com. Thanks hon!!!

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