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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Kisah Orang Minyak di MRSM Balik Pulau


Dearest all...

Yes - another story mory of my times kat MRSM Balik Pulau, Penang. And No, this is no dongeng or direka2. Memang betul ade... tapi... ehehehe...

So anyways, in the one part story, mek nak citerkan experience mek dengan 'Orang Minyak' while I was in MRSM BP way back in 1995 and 1996.

Aper nih? Ade kaitan ke? Hurm,... hentam jer la labu...


It was during one night, lepas balik prep class, and I was already getting ready to sleep... tgh dok pack buku2 yang perlu for classes the next day. Aizul, my roomie, was already like, ala ala tidur2 manja dah. So anyways, as soon as I jumped into bed, I suddenly heard, a loud scream, yang maha zast maha dasyat kuatnya - dari arah dorm girls (it could have been from Block C* Senior girls or Block D* Junior girls) Memang waktu tu no no suspect hantian (hantu) yang menjerit sebab it was clear enuff that it sounded macam perempuan betulll. Although, menjerit itu hasil dari ternampak hantian, mungkin gak. Tapi that jerit was something like jerit terkejut... no Tolong or anything... just plain, aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Semua bilik mek nampak dah started bukak lampu semue - everyone sort of like rushed out of the dorms,... bertempiaran berkeliaran semua - semua Kak Nam (busybody) nak tahu ape dah jadik. Wardens also like tungging terbalik nih lari ke dorm tersebut - which waktu tu I just couldn't be bothered sangat - just nak find out, MOTIF MELALAK MENJERIT MEMALAM? Histiria ka!?!?!

Then - everything settled. Duh... ape kes? Over tau nak grab attention satu BP tu dngn jeritan batin dia tu (whoever the girl was lah kan). So citernye? Tah lah - some said that she saw hantian- some said she saw something, black, berkilat kindda thingie figure, memerhatikan dia (si perempuan gila nih la) tgh basuh fefetz kot dalam toilet itiew. Haiyoh! Kezi lah. Kes mengendap ke? Ke saje nak timbulkan skepulasi lagi? Always tau. Mek yang diva berangan nih ponnn tak der orang nak mengendap. Mek mengendap orang ade lah - and was I good at it, sampai pecah lobang! Ehehehehehe...

So anyways - the next day, they found out siape the girl was. Senior girl, class mana tah. Memang cun - cantik la. Tapi obviously Aizul my roommie tu lagi cantik (walhal nak cakap kate MEK nih lagik cantik tapi, don't want to sound like a self-centered bitch kan? E eh?). So kecoh la sehari dua jer, pastu diam la balik BP tu. (Balik Pulau - I malas nak call MRSM - so I stick to BP jer la ek?)

Then the following weekend tu, nah - ade lagik! Jeritan2 batinku itiew! This time, the girls (note: RAMAI ek kali nih - 3 ke, 4 orang tah - mesti lesbo scenes dalam toilet itiew, mek tau mek tau! Eheheheh) menjerit bagai nak gile, nak runtuh mek rase katil mek yang dah memang azab tu. Time tu mek dengan Aizul tgh beborak ngan Amirul - it was on a Friday night, so semua dalam dorm la. And for goodness sake it was still early, still dalam 10nish. Takkan hantian? Tapi kali nih the girls said, bukan SORANG - or SATU hantian (whatever it was lah kan) - they saw 2 or 3, standing there... and THIS time, they see those figures ala ala berbentuk manusia. DUH!? Manusia la then, kan? Ehehehehe... tapi this second case nih parah sikit. One of the girls yang terkejut tu got hurt as waktu dia terkejut tu, dia terjatuh. And when she fell down kat lantai toilet tu, kepala dia terhentak kat dinding - so luka berDARA la sikit. Kes kes kes.... mujur tak biul dan hilang daya ingatan... kalau idak, isk isk isk - kesiannnn dia.

So cut the story short sikit sebab lepas dari insiden tu tarak pa pe yang berlaku - the usuals, spot-checks la itu la ini la... and mainly lagi pasal citer mek lagik kang, ade orang sentap? Eheheh - so better mek cut the story short as citer nih bukan habis cam nih jer.. Ade sambungan PARAH ok!

So after doin' a lot of investigations and what not (pihak cikgu cikgi ler... wardens too), these people berjaya buat kesimpulan - bukan hantian. These so called black figures semue nih - semuenye jantan! Men, mengintai the girls dalam toilet. Haiyoh! Berani mampos nih. Sanggup nih panjat block asrama - naik ke belah bumbung - and stood there while watching the girls mandi ke, cik ak ke (berri berris lah), ape ke... isk isk isk... sanggup nih! Mesti gerdus kan those men. Tapi, motif all in black? Berkilat2? Soonnnnn these cikgus cikgis found traces of empty tins of pewarna cat hitam apa tah ( I don't think its like Cat biasa cat dinding semue tu. I think must be some kind of special chat - so they can chat themselves all in black... *that explains the berkilat2 part* and buat ala ala camouflage thinggie lah. Makes sense - they cat themselve hitam belegam, then - mengintai those girls... di waktu malam. Sapa nak nampak? Sure nampak bijik mata bebudak tu jer kan... of course lah scarrrry marry!) Tapi, siape yang buat???

Nahhhhhh!!!! Penyiasatan terulung MRSM BP telah dilaksanakan bagi setiap student putera (termasuk student puterAI yang tak bersalah dan berdosa itiews ie ME AND MY GANG LAH!) bagi memastikan siapekan binatang yang buat keje lahanat itiew. And soon... NOPE - diaorang tak dapat detect/ tangkap siapekah itiew bangsat2tuns yang dok buat keje lahanat itiew... kezi tak?

Tapi some of the girls dah condifent about SENIOR BOYS yang bertanggung jawab pasal kes nih. Tak semena2, kes2 syak2 wassangka nih telah jadi sooooo kecohs u ols tau dak. VERY DEERRRR kecoh alam semesta ok. Knowing, girls, kalau dah mula 'Kak Nam', nahhh thats it lah! Then yang lebih PARAHnye was when the girls (seniors) started tuduh bebukan yang maha dasyat kat the boys, SAMPAI DARURAT ok MRSM BP at one point for 2 days - Imagine, strike gile2 babeng the girls - sampai gaduh nih dalam class diaorang. Yang mek peliknye, some of them, tak derpon sangkut paut, tapi, haiyoh - perlu ke? Baling2 kasut, buku nih - perang dalam class. Mek punye class ala ala jauh dari block classes seniors but I still kena lalu those areas kalau nak gi jumpe Aizul. Dah sampai satu peringkat, JALAN corridor tu di TUTUP UTK PENGGUNA JALAN KAKI katanya! Mek sentap - kena guna jalan jauh yang lebih menakutskan utk gi jumpe kenit tu! Memang darurat u ols. Boy seniors, not in good terms ngan girls seniors - macam ade sempadan pemisah gittu. Porak peranda sangat waktu tu. Mek yang ala ala jadik postgirl utk senior boys ke senior girls, ke, posto services utk sesiape jer la yang ada sangkut paut dengan senior, pun tergendala. Eheheh - mek dinch ade postos to send. Ohhh gumbirrra! Ehehehe. Tapi sedeh la jugak nengok keadaan seniors time tu; couples jadik musuh, kawan jadi lawans... haiyoh! - macam, maksimum lah, semuenye gara2 'ORANG MINYAK' yang belum dikenapasti, siapekan lahanat2 3 orang itiew.

Tapi porak peranda tu seminggu jer - when they found out siapekah yang bertanggungjawab dalam kes ORANG MINYAK itiew. Cam mana they tangkap? Well - they tangkap those boys in action katanye - BELUM SERIK! Hanjeng tau! Tapi the part yang really TERKEJUTKAN satu BP was this - it wasn't the senior boys after all. WHAT!?!!?!? HAIYOH!? And all those peperangan!?!? Kaum Adam seniors telah diexploitasikan!?!?! Kesiannnn - so... siapekah manusia2 laha persis kumpulan penyamaran lalatz ditagboard kiew itiew dulu? (yang sekarang dah pindah rumah ke pusat penyemaian lalatz penyamaran - where else? Kalau bukat kat tagboard blogdrive ponen Republic of Seychelles tu lah! Eheheh - owh abaikan. This isn't about her anyways...) So anyways, siapekah mereka... Ade 4 of them actually - and all 4 of them, jengjejeng!!! SEMUENYE BEBUDAK JUNIORS! Haiyoh! My batch ka!? Gampang dak!? Kezis laaaa very der!!!!!!!!!! Berani mampos nih - tu buat waktu di stage Juniors. Naik jadi seniors? Sure kes ROGOL ramai2... ewww!!! Kalau sekoq ke sekoq muka cam Brad Pitt (or paling lekeh Hans Isaac ke) mek sanggup la jugak dirogol bergilir2 atau beramai2 - ini, muka, haiyoh! Tiang jamban lagi elok lahhhh!

So what happened next? Kalau tak silap mek - 2 out of those four boys kena kicked out from BP (Sehsuwaiiii sngat!) - and lagi dua tu kena DI (disciplinary invesitgations u ols!) dan dibawah pengelolaan Jabatan Kaunseling u ols! Sehsuwaaiii sangat! Tapi yang punting, at the end, they jadik 30% baik je - tetap ade unsur2 penyangak in them!

The seniors? Well -lets just say - ending entry nih, biaso ajo; a bit "ooohh we dah agak dah ending cam nih" kindda thing, but still, ok lah. The senior, they had a gathering thingie among themselves, then settled lah baik2. Macam, I'm sure yang seniors girls yang memulakan porak peranda itiew very der malu ceghin makghodot? (Tahu tak ceghin makghodot tu ape? Org Utagha sure tau - kalau tak tau, JANGAN MENGAKU ORANG UTARA tau! Bikin malu sama mek jer nyeh...)I remembered the seniors girls ade yang lepas pada kes itu, terus sentap ngan geng2 juniors pulak. MOTIF!? Tak cukup ke korang porak peranda sesama batch, perlu ke nak wujudkan kekocohan dengan juniors pulak? Kexi tau waktu tu. I felt like, urgh!!! Mujur our Junior rep voiced out...

"Kami yang tak bersalah - jgn dipandang serong ok! Kami tak ada sangkut paut dengan kes tu, jadi harap kumpulan senior girls please do understand. Kami tannak bende nih berpanjangan..." Way the go Junior rep!!!, who soon became the next President of the Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar - tahun mek jadik senior. Curlast ok! Ehehehe...

So itu la dia... ORANG MINYAK - yang nan ado! I wonder what happened to that orang minyak? Hurmmmmmm......




Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah


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Posted at 8:08:31 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 5

From the last episode... Episode 4: A wish that came true

But one fine day... as I got up from bed, all I could think of was... "I nak drag... and I wanna do that show!!!" - yes, tibe2... but that was like after several months jugak lepas malam intro Angah buat utk mek to be in drag in public kat Serdang tu. It was just like what Whoopi Goldberg said dalam script Sister Act 2 tu... "If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere... you got get up and pay attention..." - and "If you wake up one day and you can't think of nothing else to do but to sing - then you go ahead and sing!" So that fine morning - or should I say afternoon kot, as I got up from bed... and all I could think about that day was - I wanna drag and perform... then I guess I just have to do something about it then.... :) To be continued....

Episode 5: Doing somethin' about "it"... lets!

Well - 'I wanna drag and perform' I said to myself one day when I woke up from bed? Hell yeah - so I did! I told everyone in the house, especially Along and Angah. And both of them were like, woooooo! Ok...

"Kalau Anjang bebetul wanna do this - you have to start having your basic needs... firstly..." ujar Along after I told them my intentions that fine day.

And so the list of 'stuffs' that I needed pun telah disiapkan Along. Like, haiyoh!!! Dalam list tu, banyak bebende yang I never bought before in my entire life. Malunye... cam mana nih!?!?!

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Click on the list to read what's on it! Eeheheh - malu ok!


Like, HELLO!?!?! BRA!? PANTIES!?!?!? Haiyoh!!!! Perlu ke!? Can't I like ask some girls to buy for me? Mana mek nak tahu nak beli size ape? Or... kalau nak kena try, HOW!? Am not in drag when I go shopping for those stuffs nanti - haiyoh! Mati lah aku! Memang malu, segan + everything lah! Tapi kesimpulannye, NAK BELI, how? Ehehehe - so mek heret la si Acu and Acak gi shopping for all those stuffs as Along ade flight and Angah keje. SO where did Acu and Acak bawak mek? YEZZZ!!! Shopping paradise for adiks2... where else, Suuuuungaaiii WANGG!!! Hehehehehe...

The shopping experiences were like somewhat, different from before. Yer lah, tetiber jer getek gi beli bra and panties kat women's department kat Parkson tu, sape tak malu? Acak ok lah ala ala woman jugak, Acu, no doubt lah muka jambu dia VERY DER terserlah ok. MEK!? Gibek patah!? Nampak sangat out of place. Malu lah! Seriously, I WAS VERY MALU at that time. Bukan memain punye malu!

Haiyoh! Heavensss ok kalau dapat set bra and panties cam nih... Ehehehe - Of course, for basic users like moi like that time terpaksa settled for something simpler, something, less, menarik dari set cam nih! Ehehehehe


So after settling beli semue barang2 basic needs semue tu (yes, semuanye in one day mek habiskan duit beli semua bebende tu; knowing ME, I nak semue complete - you know that kind of feeling kan... ), and lepas beli loads of basic make ups from Guardian... balik rumah, ape lagik! DRAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took me awhile to get myself SESUAI dengan memakai panties. TRUST me, it 'hurts'!!! The first time jer lah kan, lepas tu, lama ke lamaan, CONFIDENT nih! Tapi, still, bukannye KEPIT MAUT lagi, ade lah tersembul once or twice. HAHAHAH! Bodoh sangat! Tapi, tetap nih berangan confident. I remembered practice pakai Vincci heels 3 1/2inches tu... huiyoh! Susah gilos! Tapi, sebab nak cantik sebab nak drag cecepat, I guess I managed to get use to wear those heels in a short period of time.

I guess I took like, what, nearly, NEARLY I SAY, a month - before I beranikan diri and called Awie and told him I wanted to perform...

"HAA!! Bagus lah tu! Weekend nih free? Buat show.. ok?"

But but but!?!?!? What show mek nak buat? Lagu ape? Haiyoh! For crying out loud, that WEEKEND? It was like, three days lagi to go waktu tu. Mek dah cuak! Then he asked me to go for rehearsals (ADE REHEARSALS KATANYE!!!) at his place in Bangsar. So Angah brought me there since Angah knew the place. Gi la rumah Awie tu, tgk waktu tu, Shalohong (another fine, great, talented showgirl under Awie's group), Mimie (a 24-7 drag queen.. cantik! Gi keje kat Maybank draggg nih! Confidentnye!) and Mama Roza (waktu first time jumpe dia, takut ok! No no, bukan garang, just... owh nevermind. Siape yang kenal Mama Roza tahu la ape maksud mek) - then there's Jimmy (cute gibek, memang mek taste! Tapi tau tau also drag, but not 24-7 or course, HOW!?) - Semuenye tgh practice items masing2 for the coming weekend. Siap ade opening show and finale, WHICH I also have to join AT FIRST. Tapi since Jimmy and Awie lepas tu discussed that since it was my first debut performance, I get to skip the Opening act - just tunjuk muka for the finale as they introduces me. Nak guna nama ape? Jengjejenggg!!!!!!!! That's when Laurielle wujud! - from my nickname "Lady L`OreaL The Great", remember? mIRC? Ehehehehehe... Tapi semua salah paham - they tot it's L`OreaL the brand was my name, and not Laurielle. Thank God it wasn't Laurier tuala wanita itiew (HANJS LAH GINGER!) How sad can that get? Nevermind lah I say - LOreaL pun, LOreaL lah. Asalkan jangan Lorry Taik, OOOPPS!?!?!?!?!

So lepas tu, Saturday night came - I didn't perform on Friday night tu since Awie said dia nak introkan mek during Saturday night, lagik pack ramai - meriah. WHAT!?!?!? MERIAH katanya!? NAHH!! THAT'S IT! Maaati lah mek!

As Saturday arrived, mek makin cuak. Seharian suntuk kat USJ3 tu mek pasang lagu mek nak perform tu, menari terhoyong hayang nih sengsorang, hafal lirik semua. Lagu ape? Dinch cerits lagik! So anyways, malam tu, mek dah sibuk nak start make up at 8pm. Angah, who wanted to do my make up waktu tu said...

"Awat nak rush!? Baru pukul 8... kang kul 10 Angah make up kan lah... "

10!?!? Why so late one!? Rupe2nye, 10pm tu just nice. By the time mek habis disiapkan dimakeupkan semue, it was midnight. Nak keluar rumah, mek di ucapkan SEMOGA BERJAYA katanyeeee oleh Acu and Ateh - Along wasn't there - flight. Atam, Angah and Acak ikut sekali gi BB! On the way tu I was like, HAIYOH!!! PERLU KE SEMUA NIH!?!??!

Sampai jer ke BB - AGAIN - mek terkejut. RAMAI and I DO MEAN, RAMAI nih - memandang mek! Ade yang memandang ala ala sentap (MOTIF DAN TEMANYE mek dinch tau waktu tu - ade ke mek buat salah datang in drag?), ade yang pandang in full of like erm, tergamam? Haaa gittu. Ade yang couldn't be bothered pun (like, Ala... just another boy in a dress). So mek yang ala ala dengan berpakaian baju show tu (seluar leather brown colour + tube warna light brown) - gile kan? Gi BB dah pakai siap2 nih baju show (What to do, tak gherti drag lagik waktu tu), jumpe Awie,... and he told me to get ready quick - show's about to start and mek number 2 in line. NYAH!! MATIII MEK OK! Number 2!?!?!?!? That's like, AFTER OPENING!? Haiyoh!!!!

So anyways, back stage, Angah betulkan make up, rambut - pakaikan accessories (which were a choker, gelang tangan dari pergelangan tangan, dililit sampai ke shoulder *sebelah kiri* and a headgear ala ala crown - YANG DIPERBUAT DARIPADA MANILA KAD DAN JUGAK DAWAI HALUS - both dibalut disalut dengan ALUMINIUM FOIL!!!!!!!!! - THOSE WERE MY FIRST SET OF ACCESSORIES!). And then, I was ready... for WHAT!? HAIYOH! Wait I until I tell you guys what happened...

The song Dov’è L’Amore by Cher was my choice. Tu la lagu show pertama mek! Why that song? Rancak - and since I thought show was all about dance, and since I love to dance, mek pilih la lagu tu - besides, lirik dia mek memang tahu. So anyways, lagu bermula - lampu club BB itiew dipadamkan... only lampu2 disco jer... very der seksi! I went out (tak der orang tepuk ok! Well, ade la, lite lite....), started dancing like beruk makan belacan, tercungap2 kepenatan in the first 1 1/2 mins of the song (sebab I was like practically dancing dancing bagai nak rak!) - and then... it happened... WHAT? Hehehe.. malu la nak cakap... Owh very well! Remember I told u tadik I wore a tube top? And my bra, I took out the tali bra so that it looked better bile pakai tube top (you know where this is goin', kan? Kexi lah!). Anyways - as I was terloncat2 bagaikan kera/beruk kena belacan itiew, I noticed Acak tgh trying to say something - and I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMPLIMENTING ME! Duh!?! Na ah! IT WAS MY TUBE! Dah terlucut turun sampai ke bawah nipple line, WAY WAY bawah nipple line. What's worse, MY BRA WENT DOWN WITH IT!? Now tell me how pathetic and sad can that GET anymore!?!?!?!?!?!? MY FIRST SHOW!!!! URGH!!! MEMALUKAN SUNDDEELLL!!!!!!!!!!

And so I tersentap yang teramat sangat2. Everyone practically laughed at me - MALU NYE! Waktu tu I nearly cried (my first public DQ act ok!) - and all I wanted to do was... "I wanna go back! I wanna go home!!!!" Angah yang ala ala kesian tgk mek, asked Acak to drive me back since Angah decided to stay back with Atam (those two queenies... urgh! - so much for moral support! Ehehe) So lepas tu, on the way back to the car pun, NO THANKS TO MIRC lah... "E eh? Itu bukan Lady Loreal tu ke? Yang dalam mIRC tu?" So I heard someone saying that... THEN.."HA AH- ITU LAH DIA. TADI BUAT SHOW. MALU SIAL! NAMPAK PUTING TETEK SEMUA - BAJU DIA TERLUCUT OK WAKTU BUAT SHOW! HARHARHARHAR" - SERIOUSLY u ols! Time tu, I felt like, OWH GOD! MALUNYE AKU! What have I done!?!?!?!?!?!

After that show - I completely SENTAP dan malas nak buat show lagi dah. Told Awie yang I tannak perform anymore - MALU. Though he gave me quite a few good nasihats, tapi, tau2 lah kan, hati tgh panas, muka still rase malu, I refused to let those nasihats to stay in my brains. Masuk kanan, puup! Kuar kiri! Even bebudak USJ tu pun advised me not to patah semangat and what not lah... nope, I didn't buy it. Even when they puji me I still looked good that nite, NOPE! Am not buying it - I said.

So lepas tu I kept silent for a while - a month or two rasenye. Stopped show but NOT drag! Eheheh - tetap nih kat rumah, dok drag dengan Along Acu semua. Tapi to go out to KL, in public, in drag, AGAIN? NO WAY laaa waktu tu. Even nak keluar not in drag pun mek phobiarina tau! I kept myself busy dengan... dengan... flights, work, social loafing with bebudak USJ tu, - mIRC pon mek silentkan diri. Ala ala DQ DQ DQ Off Hp dan Opp Pc lah gittu... OPPPPPS!

So sampai bile mek cam tu? Sampai bilekah mek stayed on merajuk (actually MALU) cam tu? Dah serik ke nak buat show? Hey hey hey - Che-Detz won't call me MISS TAK SERIK2 for nothing you know... and all akan ku kupaskan dalam Episode ke 6, OUATIWTS... the year 2001 ended with a victory! It's like what Danny Mendez, Miss Italy/ Universe 1997 said... "It's a victory upon victory". Whatever that means lah kan.. LOL!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah





Posted at 10:53:31 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Happy Mothers Day!!! But a SAD JJCJ for G and Me last night! 2in1 Story, check it out! Ehehe...



Happy Mothers Day to all mothers yang sedang membaca blog mek! I woke up this morning very early you ols... Mek woke my mom up with a kiss on her forehead at exactly 6am (first time nih mek yang kejutkan my mom! Ehehehe selalunye, most of the time, she's the one yang kejutkan mek for subuh! Ehehehe) - and she woke up, smiling, and lepas mek wished her Happy Mothers Day and kasik the card I bought couple of days ago to her, I can see, air mata ibiew kiew mengalir u ols... very der mek also tersentuh di pagi Ahad nih! With a smile, dia hugged jer mek and said "Mama sayang J..." Awwwwwwww....!!! Mommy! I love u too... now can I go back to bed please? Ehehehe - maaaaaaaaaati la ko! Ehehehe. Mek suke mek suke... Dan yang penting, 1/2hour lepas itiew... my mom knocked my door.. "Since today is Mothers Day, why don't YOU COOK for Mama ngan Mak Tok..." Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! THAT'S IT! PARAH OK! Tapi tak pe lah. Sat gi mek masakkan. Eheheh - maaati la mek!

Yer, speaking of Mothers day nih, mek also nak mengambil kesempatan nih mengucapkan Happy Mothers Day nih to all mak mak ayamz around. Ehehehehe - ok per, menepati tema also, kan? Hehehe. Mek suke!

Semalam, u ols, acara JJCJ (Jalan2 Carik Jantan) si Miss Ginger itiew kurang menyengat lah. Kesian dia, pulang tangan kosong, hampa (maaaaaaaati la mek - ehehe). Ehehehe - tapi yang pentingnya, dia walaupun dinch 'kerm' (kerm means proceed, pepaaham jer lah!) mana mana abang, namun dia tetap berjaya berborak dengan dua abang hazab! Eheheh - mek seuke mek seuke!

She arrived from Gurun at, erm, 7pm kot. Waktu tu I was still having my discussions with my relatives and what not regarding this big big family reunion thingie this coming May 21st till 23rd. Sebok nih, sms lah, call lah - walhal mek dah pesan kat dia suruh datang, as in, leave Gurun by 7pm so that by the time dia sampai AS, mek dah sempat habis meeting itiew, thus I would be done with Maghrib as well. Taaakkk degil nih. 6.30pm dah keluar dari Gurun, last last tunggu lah dia kat Plaza Tol PLUS A/S Utara tu for like 1/2hour. Sesuaiii! So lepas mek dah selesai buat ape yang patut, picked her up kat tol tu (sebab I asked her to just park her car kat situ), then we went for dinner. Katanye nak cari place to eat, dari AS ke Kepala Batas ke Jitra then patah balik ke Bandar Baru Darulaman then back to AS (ala ala back to where both of us started) and had dinner kat somewhere around Stadium Darulaman. G tu la - nak makan tempat happening. SO mek took the extra efford lah kan, bawak dia ke hulu ke hilir semata2 nak pleasekan kawan. Eheheh - ado? NAN ADO yang happening nye pon. Like, it's a Saturday night, duh!? AS? Saturday night? DOUBLE DUH! This IS AS not KL... ehehhe. So anyways, lepas dinner (yang dijoin Chef Aduka later during dinner) - me terus bawak jual si G nih kat area Stadium, yang si Chef tu hilang ke mana, Wallahua'lam. Tapi apa apa pon semalam, tak cukup geng la. Badarsila takder, very der Badarsial sangat. Dia gi KL katanye ade kursus! Mek tau kursus ape! Kursus Cikndot kat KL la tu! Mek tau sangat! Pastu, si MTT (Miss Trinidad and Tobago best legs tu ler - berangan!) also dinch ade. Kalau ade binatang tu, meriah sikit. Dia kan ponen pecah lobang - so, senang la pancing jants. Eheheh - jgn marah eeekk MTT? Ala - hang bukannye baca blog aku pon, why worry. HAHAHA....

So kesimpulannye semalam, by 11.30pm kiteorang dah berambus balik dah. Bohsan sundel! G yang had to drive back to Gurun alone itiew (poor thing), later2 around midnight kot, dia hantar sms... sms sentap sbb tak dapat jants. Eheheh kesiannn dia. Gerdus lah tu, bak kata si LeeZ - tak per G. Minggu depan mek dapatkan hang satu lori, nah? Ehehehehe. Hamik ko!

Owh and erm, check out Ginger's page esok, I think she's doin' an entry, a tribute to Mothers Day rasenye (G aku dah siap promo nih, ko tak buat entry tu esok, na-as ko!). I think you guys ought to read. She's (I can't believe I'm doin' this!) a good writer, and her words are like carefully arranged and boom! Her jalan ceritas kadang2 memang menarik, simple stuff tends to get so... no no, not complicated (now that would be me and my entries... hehehe) Her stuffs are like, simple; tapi bile she puts her bombastic US Grad words, haiyoh - memang menarik writings dia. Tgk jer lah dia buat Movie reviews kat Che-Detz's blogdrive itiew. Melerts sundel! Dan kerana review dia lah, telah selamatkan mek dari go and watch that pathetic Alexander ape bende tah. Ehehehehe...

Oklah u ols. Time to start buat another episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl". Dah dua tiga hari mek delaykan nih. Mentang2 lah weekend. Eheheheh - tak per.. Tunggu esok. Mek akan buat sesuatuh for those yang tak dapat online kat my blog during the weekends.. nah?



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah





Posted at 8:00:30 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Saturday, May 07, 2005

Mangsa Cameraphone Nokia 7200 Mek!!!


Tadik ptg I was like in the car, dalam ala ala penantian traffic sebab tgh tunggu train lalu (Yooo lah! In AS massssihhh yerrr ade lintasan hormat keretapi tanah melayu itiew...) - kezi kan? Why can't they (MBAS- Majlis Bandaraya AS) buat all those flyovers, kan senang? Tak yah nak jemminations lagi tatkala menunggu keretapi itiew lalu... buang masa jer!

Tapi, dalam pada mek menunggu sampai gate palang itiew dibuka kembali utk pengguna jalanraya utk melintasi rail keretapi tu, mata mek zaaassstt ternampak this 3 bebudak motor yang one of them, memang mek dapat pandang so clear... Cutenye! Memang confirm mek kata akan jadi bahan untuk entry mek! Apa lagi! Siap ade dialogue2 tambahan nih! Kezieslah!!! Maaati laaa aku kalau si Robby tu baca by Monday! That's it!









Posted at 11:59:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Miss BB International 2005


This is just a promo entry mek buatkan utk linkkan two of my friend's pages dari page mek nih. Since mek kat ceruk nih, all I could do is just, well - promokan hasil kerje kengkawan melalui page mek. At least, readers from my page, can simple go to these two pages and menjamah juadah entry yang telah dibuat dengan usaha gigih, murni, dan jitu kengkawan mek itiew! Ehehehehe...

Entrynye pasal penyerahan crown, serta takhta gelaran Miss BB International, dari si penyandang tahun 2004, Sherryn Rebecca Louise kepada pemenang tahun ini, Gina Jane.

For more info's please either visit Mirch's Fotopages (WARNING! It's an 18SX fotopages... hehehe), or CD's blogdrive for a more detailed info about the pageant (siap dibuat ala ala style Nona lagi... curlast ponen genit itiew! Maaati la ko G! E eh?). Tapikan u ols... mek cadangkan u ols visit dua dua page meletops nih. Kalau ala ala nak tgk2 pics jer, dua dua pages also ade pics. Cuma if u guys interested nak baca how creative si genit lincah CD tu menulis, mek sarankan u ols masuk lah page si CD tu. Ehehehe... tapi on the other hand, Mirch's fotopages also VERY DER menariques u ols, especially utk gibeks dan peponen nih. Mirch menyajikan juadah very DERRRR la u ols. Tak caye? Cuba tgk entry sebelum Miss BB International 2005 kat fotopages si Mirch tu. Ehehehehe....

*Sherry Rebecca Louise, reigning Miss BB International 2004 title holder. Click on her image to go to CD's Nona-Wannabe-Program, delivering a full report of the pageant, held recently in BB!


*Gina Jane, newly crowned Miss BB International 2005. For more pics, click on Gina's pic to proceed to Mirch's fotopages!


*Pic2 nih diambil dari Mirch's Fotopages at http://mirch.fotopages.com. Thanks hon!!!





Posted at 11:27:04 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Talk about FOOD, shall we lets!?!?!


Dearest all...

What's the most anticipated thing during any kenduri kendara??? YES!!! FOOODDD! And knowing ME, memang hantu food! (That explains the weight I'm gaining nih... isk isk isk)

So anyways, semalam, as in Jumaat malam, last night la kan, my family ade lah buat kenduri baca Yassin and Tahlil sikit for 60 people; ala ala kadar jer gittu. Namun sort of like busy busy lah a bit seharian semalam, and that explains me way behind sched of "OUAIWTS-Part5"... Sedeh! Takpe takpe. MALAM NIH jugak story Part 5 tu akan ku upload update segala mala diupkan...

As for now... I just wanna share some of the pics I took yesterday (Ape you ols pikir, G jer boleh buat pasal kenduri? Dia PERGI kenduri. MEK, BUAT kenduri. Dua bende berbeza itiew!!! Sialan, maaati la ko G! Ehehe - tetap nihhh nak menang nih!)... Tapi kan u ols, my entry, ala ala like, semuanye bab food jer. (Seriously perut mek berbunyi nih... be quiet my tummy! Nanti mummy sumbatkan 3 pinggan lagi nasi kenduri tu ek? Oppppsss!!!!!)

Nasi Carrot!!!?!?! Teringat kawan mek yang guna nick BabyCarrot itiew... ehehehe. Anyways, NASI CARROT!?!? (Back to the 'terkasima' punye attitude.. ehehe) Astaga!!! Sedap gileeee nasi nih, sampaikan mek sendiri makan 3 kali tambahnye... OPPPSS!!! So much for DIET kan? Ehehe


Gulai (Utara for Kari) daging with kentang... yummmyy!!!! Very der lemak lemak santan pekat gittu. Suka tau. Gulai cam nih kalau tak habis, confirm mek akan cicah dengan Roti Gardenia or Roti Air Panas mek for breakfast! Hiks!


Ade ke kenduri org buat masak UDANG sebesau nih? As a matter of fact, ADE KE orang buat lauk UDANG for kenduri? Ehehe - Apae2 pon, nih my mom punye special dish utk those 60 plus ppl yang datang baca Yassin dan Tahlil semalam itiew. Dia masak sendirian berhad tau for this dish - very der terangkatzzz pedasnye. Ehehehe....


Daging yang telah diperap dengan Peanut Butter, Black Pepper, Honey dan jugak BBQ Sauce... pastu, ape lagik, gaul sehingga sebati bata sebatu semue together with bawang merah dan bawang putih yang telah diblendkan... e eh? Ape nih? Rancangan 'Mari Memasak Bersama Lea' ke?! LOL! Anyways, lepas dah diperam perap for atleast sejam dua itiew, apa lagi! LETS BBQ ler!!! Ala ala lepas di bakar daging tu, nak makan saje pon (Ratah) pon, best! Which I apparently go and ratah like 5 ke 6 keping! Maaati lah mek...


The RING ke nih? Ala ala The Ring yang SAMARA tu - 'You see this then you die' kan? Heheh - mek punye version pulak, YOU EAT THIS AND THEN U GO... 'Haiyoh!!! SEDAP!' Eheheh! Ini lah dia - my mom's secret recipe AIR ASAM! Cicahkan daging tadik itiew, haiyoh!!! THAT'S IT! Memang melerts! Memang mek gain balik those 2 kgs I've lost... OOOPPSSS!!!


Ayam goreng - so very lagi sedap dari KFC! Maaati lah ko G and your highway KFC itiew! Hehehehe.....


Ape nih??????


Owwhhhh- Agar2 pudding katanya - yang tadik tu pic CLOSE UP katanye. Eheheheh... Nih agar2 pudding nih, my sister in law buatkan... curlastt pompuan tu!


Yang ini pulak agar2 my niece buat, not bad for a 9 year old girl, kan? Mummy dia buat satu, dia also nak buat katanye. Tapi, rasenye? ALA ALA light2 jer... tak der lah melerts sangat pon...


Dan the real 'Superstar' of last nights kenduri - would definitely be this cutie!!!!!


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Ehehe... comel kan? Semue orang nih, pantang nampak dia jer, semue berpusu2 ke arah dia. What about ME!?!?! Hello!?!?!?!?






Posted at 1:19:38 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Mari mengubah bunga... hehhehehe...

Yes peeps...

Hari nih I wanna share some pics I took two days ago - dekat kedai bunga milik mak ayam besau di AS nih. Eheheh - Yes CD, its Mak Ayam Bunga kite tu lah! Ehehehe. Baik sungguh he, eh, she, showed me cam mana nak buat gubahan bunga. Cantik ok! Kejap je dia buat, nahhhh! Dah jadik siap katanye... I think if I have to buat gubahan bunga, HANCUR ok bunga2 tu mek kerjekan ok. Ehehehehe...

Memule, cam nih haaaa... letak bungan lily itiewwwww dulu... hehehe!


Pastu campur2 lah bunga2 lain pilihan hati... hehehehe...




Haaa- itu la dia Mak Ayam Bunga ... hehehehe...

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Posted at 12:02:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, May 06, 2005

Announcements For The Day



1. Server kaput tadik for nearly 2 hours tadik! SENTAP! Couldn't do anything lepas balik Isya' tadi ok! Then, later, bile dah ok balik dah server, baru boleh mek nak update blogs. Tapi sayangnye, now I dah sleepy sesangat after posting Something Fun!!! entry, plus entry pasal "Dialah Abangku"- The End....So since mek sleepy meepy kaedahnye, terus kena buat this 'Announcements For The Day' to inform semue ape mek dah buat dan akan buat. I think good idea jugak kan mek buat ini style? Ehehehe...

2. So - sorry to say, Episode ke 5, "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl" delayed sikit la ek? Sorry... :) Shay jgn nangis guling2 kat atas lantai pulak sebab tak dapat baca Episode ke 5 OUATIWTS tau! Nanti mek updatekan yerrrr??? :)

3. CD, you ols ingat tak 06-05-05, as in, today, birthday siape??? KB u ols, Mak Ayam hem, kawe Miss G also, kenalan dengan Mama Za dan BS... cepat, teka, siape??? (Habis nih mek promo semue blogdrive/fotopages mek... hehehe) - Yeezzaa... Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha Al Syed Barakhbah itiew!!! :) Lets!!! Calling2 dia, wish dia! And somemore, birthday dia jatuh on Friday, penghulu segala hari... haiyoh.... sejukkk jer rase. Dia? Confirm panas! Ehehehe... maaati la ko Leez... e eh?

4. Coming entries yang mek akan buat, itiew sambungan OUATIWTS Episode ke-5, then, mek ade dua stories baru, satu pasal trip mek ke New Delhi waktu jadi Crew dulu, dan jugak pasal "Bile elektrik tak der kat MRSM BP, APO KES!?!?!?!" - curlast tak? Rase2nye ade sambutan takkkkk this future entries nih???? Ehehehe... pendapats pls. How, COMMENT LAH!

5. Wazi: Sorry nah! I tak sempat nak email jugak kat you malam nih. Server down tadik - pastu, sebok buat update. Sorry ek? Besides, ptg tadi you called also, I dah cakap most of the things I wanted to tell you tu. But seriously, since my apartment kat USJ tu I bakal jual soon, I just wanted you to cherish, remember all those sweet mems we had situ. I know I will never forget. "You... wake up... I lost my hp" Remember you bisik that to my ears as u main2 ibu jari kaki I while I was fast asleep lepas sampai dari London baru balik flight? And I went and like "How did you get in!?!?!" Ehehehe - those were the days, kan Wazi... As much as I sayang the apartment, I sayang the things we did there too. Remember those curtains we did, main gantung2 tu? Ehehe - and remember we always bertekak pasal small2 stuffs, pasal materials lah, pasal colours la... eheheh - semue tu kat apartment tu, kan? E eh!? Why am I goin' all emo and feeling macam buat entry in full nih!? Walhal this is an announcement entry - hmmm tak per. Still tak lari tema. Eh... lari kot? This number 5 nih bukan announcement dah nih, nih dah seghupa private msg dah, kan? LOL!

6. Katadah.Warriors.Princess(Ooppps)- U ols! Aku... EH! Aku pulak. Mek tak sempat la nak buat itiew invitation banner for the 21st sampai 23rd May tu punye event. Tak per tak per. MALAM ESOK! Confirm, promo banner will be up! Siap lah ko G!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ehehehehe....

7. Apa lagi nak announce/ buat as msg ek? Think that's it ok. OWH! And erm, today, 06-05-2005 nih... mek will try be entertaining... eh? What I meant - mek will be full time KOT depan PC - INSYAALLAH! Kalau setan tak naik kepala suruh tidur la kan since its Friday! Ehehe. So - mek will be in InfoGossip.net (PROMO LAGIK!) and also in my page punye TB and also kat some other TB's (main jenguk2 jer...) -

8. So, karang, mek dinch perlu morning wake up calls ok - jgn kill my beauty sleep (should I decide to go back to bed lepas Subuh la kan) - plus - Mek sentaps sangat (sentap lite2, bukan seriously sentap sampai nangis guling2 macam shay kat lantai itiew) dengan Abang aku yang sorang tu, si Zairil tu. Bz sgt dia ptg semalam, sampai dia completely ignored mek! Tapi mek tetap sayangkan abang aku tu, rasa mau pi cium tangan dia lagi... very sopan mek salam dia tau! Eehehehe. Tapi mek tetap sentap dengan dia! Nih mesti kes dia sebok kat TB si Ginger de la haus tu! Sial ko G! Maaati la ko Leez... e eh? Eheheheeheh....

9. Kambing_[X]: Ingat rombongan Radio Era, remindkan BBnur akan rombongan dia jugak diperlukan. Plus itiew mamat yang dok kecek Kelate semalam tu sapa tah - musti kawe u ols gak. Promo page mek nah sebab mek dah promo IG! Ehehehehehe...

10. GOODNIGHT SEMUE! MEK BERJAYA BUAT SAMPAI 10 ANNOUNCEMENT! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!! DAN MEK SUKE NAK SURUH U OLS SEMUE COMMENT ENTRIES MEKKK! Wahh! Si G punye 1st entry 3 4 komen korang leh kasik. Mek nih!? (Ade unsur2 jeles tak? Tak der kan? Ehehe - cuma unsur ketidakpuasan hati je, kan?) Ehehehe - that's it! Mek dah melalut! Nite2 u ols! HUJAN NOW- SEJUK- BESTTTTNYE tidur!!!!!!!





Posted at 2:35:56 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Dialah Abangku - The End...

Sedutan "Dialah Abangku" - Part 1

Bermula lah kes mek mencaras mukanye dlm mIRC; I purak2 menyamar jadik GWM (gay white man- as abang mek memang RAMAI, and I DO SAY, RAMAAAAI kawan mat salleh dari Malays or Malaysians... so mek had that strong feeling dia taste GWM!) dan mek mengayat lahhh lawyer yang baru 2 3 tahun bekerja itiew dan bergelar Latin Dance Champion itiew! Hehehehe...

Nak tahu apa mek caras kat muka dia!? Eheheeh - tunggu sambungannya nanti... Mueieueiueieueieueieu..............

DIALAH ABANGKU - Part 2

As much as I wanted to type in the full details ape yang mek chatkan dengan abang mek tu, I guess - I can't. Sah sah bende nih way back years and years ago. Apa u ols pikiaq, mek leh ingat sangat ka in details? So what I can only do, mana yang mek ingat, mek type jer lah. Yang selebihnye, just pretend those were the things yang mek chat ngan abang mek tu, ok? Points maybe there, tapi ala ala the exact words used, tak der lah. So... go figure la ek... :) And mek dinch mau cerita sarat barat segala mala semua tau. I'm just gonna highlight bebende yang punting jer tau! Ehehehe

GWM-KL30 (ME!!!): Hie. Care for a chat? (Ok - the first msg from mek and the first reply from my brother tak mustahak - cuma penyedap rase jer... )
Ch*ps (MY BROTHER): Sure...

GWM-KL30 : Location?
Ch*ps : USJ (HELLO!? Motif cakap location SEBENARNYE!? Dia nih tak pandai nak cover ke?)

GWM-KL30 : Me too! (Saje mek propah... walhal I was in Shah Alam cc my uncle)
Ch*ps : Which part? Me USJ14. (Haiyoh! PERLU KE INI LAGI!? MIGHT AS WELL CAKAP Goodyear Court 9 terus! Kan senang!? Or, or... asal tak cakap apartment number terus, kan? Keji tau!)

GWM-KL30 : What a surprise... I'm in Court 10 (VERY DER mek play along ngan abang aku nih!)
Ch*ps : IC...

GWM-KL30 : Care to trade a selfpic? (Nyeh, at that point, mek dah kelam kabut carik gambaq mat salleh memana dalam net, ala ala spedorama nih menipu, and luckily, he bought it! Ehehehe - tak sia sia aku kelentong dan go underground. Eh? Undercover lah... isk)
Ch*ps : Sure... here's mine... (NAHHHH!!!!! Jengjejenggg!!! ADIK DAH AGAK! Memang betoi abang aku! Sah sah pic dia kasik tu pic kat London! Mek kenal sangat pic itiew! Keji nye. Tak pandai cover lah dia nih. Dia tak tau ke adik dia MAY BE chatting with him dalam keadaan penyamaran lalatz!??!?! Nak kata bodoh, LAWYER kejenye. Nak kata tak celik IT - Could be jugak.. ehehehe)

GWM-KL30 : Nice - wanna meet up? (The 'Nice' one tu I said immediately lepas tgk pic dia. The 'wanna meet up' tu, I said like - after 5 to 10 minutes of plain, dull, boring 'get to know each other better' chat thingie. You know, like, 'Where do you hang around' lah, 'What do you do, and where do u work?' lah - and YES he went and answered keje LAWYER in KL... kejis tau! Kata hide in the closet! Sah sah closet dah reput, that's why can detect kot celah2 lubang. Ngok tul lah! Tapi mek suke mek suke mek suke!)
Ch*ps : Sure - time and place (HAIYOH! YANG INI MEK MEMANG CAKAP BEBETUL DIA YANG CAKAP! Very der desperados ker dia nih!? Kejis tau!)

GWM-KL30 : The Mall, Putra Place... 5pm... can you make it? (Mek berani mampos nih!!!)
Ch*ps : Sure... I'll be there. Here's my digits, just in case. May I have yours? (HAIYOH!!! KASIK NUMBER PHONE NIH! Mek tak perlu lah! Sah sah aku ade phone number hang, silly! Ehehehehe- Hang tu jer tak der phone number GWM make believe nih, kata hatikiew, sambil gelak2 suka riang kanak2 Ribena Berrys nih!)

GWM-KL30 : So I'll see u later?
Ch*ps : You bet... -n-

Dah habis? BELUM u ols! I may have got his digits from the chatroom, I may have got his photo, tapi, kerangkalian still it wasn't him, tu, tetap ade. Mana tau, kawan2 dia ke, ape ke, anything was possible at that time, kan???

So apa lagik - I drove back home. Yes, he was at home... still on the PC. Mek masuk bilik mek, then siap2, called a friend, suruh my friend belakon dtg umah mek, ajak mek keluar... So, tak der lah nampak sangat ape2 kan? So kawan mek also datang lah - purak2 ajak mek keluar nih...

"Abang N... J kuar sat nah ngan my friend... " Mek sekadar menginformkan lahanat itiew... tapi bangsat tul - dia leh reply NAN ADO!!! CUMA "HmmH" jer sambil tangan still kat keyboard - mata still kat PC... chis! Sentap tak!? Macam, I tak wujud tu! Hish! Tak per, tak per Abang N a.k.a Ch*ps!!! I'll see u LATER! Tahu la kau tinggi rendahnye langit dan bumi dan don't play2 with ur adik! THAT'S IT!

Mek kuar somewhere after lunch - so that gave him plenty of time to get ready. Mek also, tetap mengambil kesempatan shopperina di itiew The Mall. Pusing pi pusing mai, me ngan my friend, dan another 3 joined, the five of us duduk lah kat food court kat atas itiew, sembang2, dan gossip2 ala ala seperti di InfoGossip.net nih, (e eh? Sempat nihhh promo IG secara meluas. IG memang kena bayaq mek gaji jadik promo exec. Ehehehe). So anyways, dalam dok borak2 tu, mek tgk2 jam, VERY DER lambatnye nak sampai 5pm. One of my friend noticed yang I macam gelisah mimpi gittiew... terus mula lah detik2 berkaknam bersama kengkawan (kaknam - gossip - busybusykanbody)

"J, you nih asal? Very the tak senang duduk je? Senak perut ka?"
"Senak perut apenye kalau every 10 seconds tgk jam... ko nih!" sampuk another friend...
"Tak lah... am expecting somebody... and something BIG is about to happen..."
"Ape dia??? Cakap lah- ko nih - suka nak simpan2 dalam peti ais! Kang beku citer ko tu, sia sia jer dari citer panas membara sensasi, jadik ketulan2 ice!" very der tau my friends all very the kaknam sangat. Should I tell? Maybe I shouldn't... OWH! FUDGE! Maybe I SHOULD! Lebih menarik kalau ramai2 yang serbu abang mek! Mek suke mek suke!
"Cam nih... ingat tak dulu hampa nampak abang mek and you guys like cakap abang ku tu ala ala PLU gayboy hide in the closet thingie?... Well.. hear this... " terus nihhhh mek berinfogossip.net (PROMO LAGIK!? Can somebody from IG.net tolong take not usaha murni mek dalam mempromokan Forum IG nih? Ehehehehe) saaaaaaaaampai lah almost 5pm!

"HEY! Dah nearly 5! Hang nak jumpa abang hang tu kat mana J?" Thanks Gods (bak kata Siti - no offence, mek also peminat setia Siti Nurhaliza ok! Booo sama itu Ginger yang panggil Siti 'Siti-upid'... maaati la ko G!). Anyways, Thank God kawan mek ingatkan mek. So apa lagik, kami semue lintang pukang lari turun ke bawah ground floor nih... kan ade Delifrance kat g.floor itiew kalau tak silap mek lah. But I know I was supposed to meet him somewhere kat depan entrance itiew. So anyways... nah!!! Mek dah nampak dia. Dia also nampak mek! Cuak ok muka dia. Mek purak2 bising2 ngan kawan2 mek as we walked towards him...

"J... what are you doin' here?"
"Like hello? This is Malaysia and it's a free country? Get the point?"
"I know lah... " jawab abang mek sambil tgk jam...
"Expecting anyone???" mek sindir dia very derrrrrr punye!
"Yah- kinddof... "
"He's not coming..."
"Excuse me? Who's not coming?"
"Perlu ke I cakap lagi? Abang N - I KNOW.... believe me I DO!"
Muka abang mek tetibe merah pedam nih!!!! Either MARAH or MALU? Kawan2 mek dah senyum2 sinis dah nih...
"Still tak percaya? Well - let see now. Erm, GWM-KL30 ade msg utk u. 'Dearest Ch*ps... I couldn't make it to see you at 5 at The Mall. Something came up. I had to send your brother to meet u up and tell you this... ' mek sambung... MEK SUKE MEK SUKEEEEEEEE!!!
"J - you'll pay for this! We'll continue this at home!!!" Nyeh, dia marah mek nyah kaw kaw kat situ, lantang ok suara dia tetibe macam very drama queen emo gittu. Eh? Itu kan mek? Haiyoh - I must have got that DQ attributes from my bro la nampak gayanya....

Dah habis? BELUM lah! Balik rumah malam tu. NAHHHH! PERANG DUNIA DUA BERADIK OK! Tapi, mek maintained cool je (For the first 3 minutes jer lah). Mana ade mek bamboo dia balik (at first) - dia jer serang hendap ngan mek nih (mek balas LEPAS tu). Poommpaanngg poommpanngg dia maki muka mek.... mek sentap nih mek sentap! Perlu ke dia nak emo pasal hal chat tu? I had some other bigger issues to bamboo him back! In the end...

"Dah? Dah habis marah? Listen here Abang N. All this while, I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I AM ONE. And all this while I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE TOO but I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW YOU ARE ONE! THAT's why I just had to find out more! AND that's why I did what I did..."

"YOU KNOW I KNOW, KNOW WHAT!?!?!?" maki lagi aku, haiyoh! THAT'S IT! Maaati la ko!

"Hey hey hey! I'm not finished! Haashhyyy! - To answer your q, I know you know I like men and so do you! HAPPY!? So anyways - LISTEN to what I have to say about all this. I WANT to be close to you again. I wanna be able to sit down, melawak like we used to do. I want us to be so close, I could come back home and mengadu dengan u pasal men, bfs... sex... anything! I want that sooo bad - you pushed me away eversince u left for boarding school. Our distance yang buatkan I curious to find out more about u - its like getting to know a stranger. Walhal, you abang I! I envy some of my friends - why? It seems that they can talk just about anything and everything dengan siblings diaorang. BOTH OF US!? ADO!? (ok that ADO thing was tambahan.. ehehe). Its like - macam tak der abang. Dah la BOTH of us tak rapat dengan our first abang, now us also tak rapat? Cukup lah I've been like soo distance from you for the past 10 years Abang N! I KNOW you're gay! SO AM I! Why can't we be close like we used to be!? Why? Sebab you envy me, being 'manja' with bapak and mama and I can have everything I ever wanted? And you had to earn what you have now, the hard way? Oh please la- alasan pathetic! You know I'm the youngest boy in the family! So what? Accept the fact that I'm the youngest boy in the fam lah. So!? Apa lagi you tak puas hati Abang N!? Cakap lah!?!?! Lets be allll out malam nih!!!!" - Haiyoh - mek bebetul mengamuk time tu sbb mek pendam jer selama 10 years, those rindus I had for him - tetiber boom dia maki hamun mek sebelum nih - terus mek panas sundel - and terus mek all out dengan dia.

Dari kes penyamaran nih - tgk lah - dua beradik bergaduh besar - which, we didn't have in yeaarssss. Semua yang terpendam, keluar habiissss kakpiah malam tu. Semua keluar - macam2 lagi mek tak taip. Hal isi hati dia yang tannak be all out sebab tannak kecikkan hati my parents...

"You don't have to be ALLL OUT lah Abang N! But at the same time - don't deny it and don't push me away! You know I'm like you... You know it, kan!? Lagi nak tolong J ketepi!" Very der drama swasta sangat malam itiew...

Apa kesudahannye??? Hmmmm....... (No don't worry, no Part 3. Ehehehe. Kenape, nak part 3 ke? Sudeh! Sah sah OUATIWTS Episode 5 mek also tergendala gara2 ini Part 2- eheheheh).

Kesudahannya malam itiew - well, let's just skip the nangis2 part, peluk2 part - and what not... cukup mek cakap kat sini, yang both of us rapat gile2 babeng lepas malam tu, which buatkan our parents terkujat kejaps tapi tak lama - like, "Owh - ok - so they're getting along well with each other...so?" haaa.. cam tu la. On the other hand, my abang sulung very the suspecting sehsuatuhs pasal me ngan my abang N, yang dari non-existance mode tetibe to super-dooper-coolie-friendly mode nih! Hmmmm - I don't blame him. Ehehehe - But apa yang mek tahu - after that night, up till now, my Abang N - the best abang in the world! Tapi sayangnya bangsat tu kat London now! Kejis tau. Banyak kali dah dia suruh stay ngan dia kat sana. Tapi tah la... family mek, parents mek.. kengkawan mek kat sini semua, how? Dia.. lain lah - kengkawan majority kat sana, tolak family and parents je kat Malaysia nih, the rest, dah tak penting bagi dia. "Siap dah ke tempahan/reservarsi tanah nak buat kubur kat sana tu???" selalu mek melawak cam tu ngan dia... dan dia always akan balas "Tannak join ke?" Babi kan? Ehehehe - at least - dari kes curious murious nih - it didn't kill me, like how it killed the cat. Instead, dari kes nak caras muka my own abang - I ended up 'getting back' the abang yang once pernah hilang from life....


Abang N - I know u're reading this - I love u... always... and excuse me, bile nak send that XXX mags to mek yang mek pesankan hari itiew, with the dildos? Kowser tau ponen nih! Cepat UPSkan kat mek!! SEGERA!

OOPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah





Posted at 1:45:08 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, May 05, 2005

Something fun!!!

Dearest all,

I found out from mobilemom's blogpage, this great website which hosts some great online quizes... So I sort like getek pi tried couple of the quizes yang ade (yang nih jer pon yang menarique minats mata mek...). I think you guys should try also lah u ols. Lets? Very der tau quizesnye. No, bukan susah, just... alah! Hampa gi jer lah try and check out results quiz u ols, at QuizMe.com. Enjoy!!!

PS: Click on each quiz banner, to find out MY results.

What color am I?


My 100 Acre Personality


The COMPLETELY Pointless Quiz


This one mek disagreed!!! Mek Cancer lah!!! Isk!







Posted at 10:41:56 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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