Tadik ptg I was like in the car, dalam ala ala penantian traffic sebab tgh tunggu train lalu (Yooo lah! In AS massssihhh yerrr ade lintasan hormat keretapi tanah melayu itiew...) - kezi kan? Why can't they (MBAS- Majlis Bandaraya AS) buat all those flyovers, kan senang? Tak yah nak jemminations lagi tatkala menunggu keretapi itiew lalu... buang masa jer!

Tapi, dalam pada mek menunggu sampai gate palang itiew dibuka kembali utk pengguna jalanraya utk melintasi rail keretapi tu, mata mek zaaassstt ternampak this 3 bebudak motor yang one of them, memang mek dapat pandang so clear... Cutenye! Memang confirm mek kata akan jadi bahan untuk entry mek! Apa lagi! Siap ade dialogue2 tambahan nih! Kezieslah!!! Maaati laaa aku kalau si Robby tu baca by Monday! That's it!

This is just a promo entry mek buatkan utk linkkan two of my friend's pages dari page mek nih. Since mek kat ceruk nih, all I could do is just, well - promokan hasil kerje kengkawan melalui page mek. At least, readers from my page, can simple go to these two pages and menjamah juadah entry yang telah dibuat dengan usaha gigih, murni, dan jitu kengkawan mek itiew! Ehehehehe...

Entrynye pasal penyerahan crown, serta takhta gelaran Miss BB International, dari si penyandang tahun 2004, Sherryn Rebecca Louise kepada pemenang tahun ini, Gina Jane.

For more info's please either visit Mirch's Fotopages (WARNING! It's an 18SX fotopages... hehehe), or CD's blogdrive for a more detailed info about the pageant (siap dibuat ala ala style Nona lagi... curlast ponen genit itiew! Maaati la ko G! E eh?). Tapikan u ols... mek cadangkan u ols visit dua dua page meletops nih. Kalau ala ala nak tgk2 pics jer, dua dua pages also ade pics. Cuma if u guys interested nak baca how creative si genit lincah CD tu menulis, mek sarankan u ols masuk lah page si CD tu. Ehehehe... tapi on the other hand, Mirch's fotopages also VERY DER menariques u ols, especially utk gibeks dan peponen nih. Mirch menyajikan juadah very DERRRR la u ols. Tak caye? Cuba tgk entry sebelum Miss BB International 2005 kat fotopages si Mirch tu. Ehehehehe....

<sup>*Sherry Rebecca Louise, reigning Miss BB International 2004 title holder. Click on her image to go to CD's Nona-Wannabe-Program, delivering a full report of the pageant, held recently in BB!

*Gina Jane, newly crowned Miss BB International 2005. For more pics, click on Gina's pic to proceed to Mirch's fotopages!

*Pic2 nih diambil dari Mirch's Fotopages at http://mirch.fotopages.com. Thanks hon!!!</sup>

Dearest all...

What's the most anticipated thing during any kenduri kendara??? YES!!! FOOODDD! And knowing ME, memang hantu food! (That explains the weight I'm gaining nih... isk isk isk)

So anyways, semalam, as in Jumaat malam, last night la kan, my family ade lah buat kenduri baca Yassin and Tahlil sikit for 60 people; ala ala kadar jer gittu. Namun sort of like busy busy lah a bit seharian semalam, and that explains me way behind sched of "OUAIWTS-Part5"... Sedeh! Takpe takpe. MALAM NIH jugak story Part 5 tu akan ku upload update segala mala diupkan...

As for now... I just wanna share some of the pics I took yesterday (Ape you ols pikir, G jer boleh buat pasal kenduri? Dia PERGI kenduri. MEK, BUAT kenduri. Dua bende berbeza itiew!!! Sialan, maaati la ko G! Ehehe - tetap nihhh nak menang nih!)... Tapi kan u ols, my entry, ala ala like, semuanye bab food jer. (Seriously perut mek berbunyi nih... be quiet my tummy! Nanti mummy sumbatkan 3 pinggan lagi nasi kenduri tu ek? Oppppsss!!!!!)

<sup>Nasi Carrot!!!?!?! Teringat kawan mek yang guna nick BabyCarrot itiew... ehehehe. Anyways, NASI CARROT!?!? (Back to the 'terkasima' punye attitude.. ehehe) Astaga!!! Sedap gileeee nasi nih, sampaikan mek sendiri makan 3 kali tambahnye... OPPPSS!!! So much for DIET kan? Ehehe

Gulai (Utara for Kari) daging with kentang... yummmyy!!!! Very der lemak lemak santan pekat gittu. Suka tau. Gulai cam nih kalau tak habis, confirm mek akan cicah dengan Roti Gardenia or Roti Air Panas mek for breakfast! Hiks!

Ade ke kenduri org buat masak UDANG sebesau nih? As a matter of fact, ADE KE orang buat lauk UDANG for kenduri? Ehehe - Apae2 pon, nih my mom punye special dish utk those 60 plus ppl yang datang baca Yassin dan Tahlil semalam itiew. Dia masak sendirian berhad tau for this dish - very der terangkatzzz pedasnye. Ehehehe....

Daging yang telah diperap dengan Peanut Butter, Black Pepper, Honey dan jugak BBQ Sauce... pastu, ape lagik, gaul sehingga sebati bata sebatu semue together with bawang merah dan bawang putih yang telah diblendkan... e eh? Ape nih? Rancangan 'Mari Memasak Bersama Lea' ke?! LOL! Anyways, lepas dah diperam perap for atleast sejam dua itiew, apa lagi! LETS BBQ ler!!! Ala ala lepas di bakar daging tu, nak makan saje pon (Ratah) pon, best! Which I apparently go and ratah like 5 ke 6 keping! Maaati lah mek...

The RING ke nih? Ala ala The Ring yang SAMARA tu - 'You see this then you die' kan? Heheh - mek punye version pulak, YOU EAT THIS AND THEN U GO... 'Haiyoh!!! SEDAP!' Eheheh! Ini lah dia - my mom's secret recipe AIR ASAM! Cicahkan daging tadik itiew, haiyoh!!! THAT'S IT! Memang melerts! Memang mek gain balik those 2 kgs I've lost... OOOPPSSS!!!

Ayam goreng - so very lagi sedap dari KFC! Maaati lah ko G and your highway KFC itiew! Hehehehe.....

Ape nih??????

Owwhhhh- Agar2 pudding katanya - yang tadik tu pic CLOSE UP katanye. Eheheheh... Nih agar2 pudding nih, my sister in law buatkan... curlastt pompuan tu!

Yang ini pulak agar2 my niece buat, not bad for a 9 year old girl, kan? Mummy dia buat satu, dia also nak buat katanye. Tapi, rasenye? ALA ALA light2 jer... tak der lah melerts sangat pon...</sup>

Dan the real 'Superstar' of last nights kenduri - would definitely be this cutie!!!!!

^{Ehehe... comel kan? Semue orang nih, pantang nampak dia jer, semue berpusu2 ke arah dia. What about ME!?!?! Hello!?!?!?!?}

Yes peeps...

Hari nih I wanna share some pics I took two days ago - dekat kedai bunga milik mak ayam besau di AS nih. Eheheh - Yes CD, its Mak Ayam Bunga kite tu lah! Ehehehe. Baik sungguh he, eh, she, showed me cam mana nak buat gubahan bunga. Cantik ok! Kejap je dia buat, nahhhh! Dah jadik siap katanye... I think if I have to buat gubahan bunga, HANCUR ok bunga2 tu mek kerjekan ok. Ehehehehe...

<sup>Memule, cam nih haaaa... letak bungan lily itiewwwww dulu... hehehe!

Pastu campur2 lah bunga2 lain pilihan hati... hehehehe...



Haaa- itu la dia Mak Ayam Bunga ... hehehehe...</sup>

1. Server kaput tadik for nearly 2 hours tadik! SENTAP! Couldn't do anything lepas balik Isya' tadi ok! Then, later, bile dah ok balik dah server, baru boleh mek nak update blogs. Tapi sayangnye, now I dah sleepy sesangat after posting Something Fun!!! entry, plus entry pasal "Dialah Abangku"- The End....So since mek sleepy meepy kaedahnye, terus kena buat this 'Announcements For The Day' to inform semue ape mek dah buat dan akan buat. I think good idea jugak kan mek buat ini style? Ehehehe...

2. So - sorry to say, Episode ke 5, "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl" delayed sikit la ek? Sorry... :) Shay jgn nangis guling2 kat atas lantai pulak sebab tak dapat baca Episode ke 5 OUATIWTS tau! Nanti mek updatekan yerrrr??? :)

3. CD, you ols ingat tak 06-05-05, as in, today, birthday siape??? KB u ols, Mak Ayam hem, kawe Miss G also, kenalan dengan Mama Za dan BS... cepat, teka, siape??? (Habis nih mek promo semue blogdrive/fotopages mek... hehehe) - Yeezzaa... Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha Al Syed Barakhbah itiew!!! :) Lets!!! Calling2 dia, wish dia! And somemore, birthday dia jatuh on Friday, penghulu segala hari... haiyoh.... sejukkk jer rase. Dia? Confirm panas! Ehehehe... maaati la ko Leez... e eh?

4. Coming entries yang mek akan buat, itiew sambungan OUATIWTS Episode ke-5, then, mek ade dua stories baru, satu pasal trip mek ke New Delhi waktu jadi Crew dulu, dan jugak pasal "Bile elektrik tak der kat MRSM BP, APO KES!?!?!?!" - curlast tak? Rase2nye ade sambutan takkkkk this future entries nih???? Ehehehe... pendapats pls. How, COMMENT LAH!

5. Wazi: Sorry nah! I tak sempat nak email jugak kat you malam nih. Server down tadik - pastu, sebok buat update. Sorry ek? Besides, ptg tadi you called also, I dah cakap most of the things I wanted to tell you tu. But seriously, since my apartment kat USJ tu I bakal jual soon, I just wanted you to cherish, remember all those sweet mems we had situ. I know I will never forget. "You... wake up... I lost my hp" Remember you bisik that to my ears as u main2 ibu jari kaki I while I was fast asleep lepas sampai dari London baru balik flight? And I went and like "How did you get in!?!?!" Ehehehe - those were the days, kan Wazi... As much as I sayang the apartment, I sayang the things we did there too. Remember those curtains we did, main gantung2 tu? Ehehe - and remember we always bertekak pasal small2 stuffs, pasal materials lah, pasal colours la... eheheh - semue tu kat apartment tu, kan? E eh!? Why am I goin' all emo and feeling macam buat entry in full nih!? Walhal this is an announcement entry - hmmm tak per. Still tak lari tema. Eh... lari kot? This number 5 nih bukan announcement dah nih, nih dah seghupa private msg dah, kan? LOL!

6. Katadah.Warriors.Princess(Ooppps)- U ols! Aku... EH! Aku pulak. Mek tak sempat la nak buat itiew invitation banner for the 21st sampai 23rd May tu punye event. Tak per tak per. MALAM ESOK! Confirm, promo banner will be up! Siap lah ko G!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ehehehehe....

7. Apa lagi nak announce/ buat as msg ek? Think that's it ok. OWH! And erm, today, 06-05-2005 nih... mek will try be entertaining... eh? What I meant - mek will be full time KOT depan PC - INSYAALLAH! Kalau setan tak naik kepala suruh tidur la kan since its Friday! Ehehe. So - mek will be in InfoGossip.net (PROMO LAGIK!) and also in my page punye TB and also kat some other TB's (main jenguk2 jer...) -

8. So, karang, mek dinch perlu morning wake up calls ok - jgn kill my beauty sleep (should I decide to go back to bed lepas Subuh la kan) - plus - Mek sentaps sangat (sentap lite2, bukan seriously sentap sampai nangis guling2 macam shay kat lantai itiew) dengan Abang aku yang sorang tu, si Zairil tu. Bz sgt dia ptg semalam, sampai dia completely ignored mek! Tapi mek tetap sayangkan abang aku tu, rasa mau pi cium tangan dia lagi... very sopan mek salam dia tau! Eehehehe. Tapi mek tetap sentap dengan dia! Nih mesti kes dia sebok kat TB si Ginger de la haus tu! Sial ko G! Maaati la ko Leez... e eh? Eheheheeheh....

9. Kambing_[X]: Ingat rombongan Radio Era, remindkan BBnur akan rombongan dia jugak diperlukan. Plus itiew mamat yang dok kecek Kelate semalam tu sapa tah - musti kawe u ols gak. Promo page mek nah sebab mek dah promo IG! Ehehehehehe...

10. GOODNIGHT SEMUE! MEK BERJAYA BUAT SAMPAI 10 ANNOUNCEMENT! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!! DAN MEK SUKE NAK SURUH U OLS SEMUE COMMENT ENTRIES MEKKK! Wahh! Si G punye 1st entry 3 4 komen korang leh kasik. Mek nih!? (Ade unsur2 jeles tak? Tak der kan? Ehehe - cuma unsur ketidakpuasan hati je, kan?) Ehehehe - that's it! Mek dah melalut! Nite2 u ols! HUJAN NOW- SEJUK- BESTTTTNYE tidur!!!!!!!

Sedutan "Dialah Abangku" - Part 1

Bermula lah kes mek mencaras mukanye dlm mIRC; I purak2 menyamar jadik GWM (gay white man- as abang mek memang RAMAI, and I DO SAY, RAMAAAAI kawan mat salleh dari Malays or Malaysians... so mek had that strong feeling dia taste GWM!) dan mek mengayat lahhh lawyer yang baru 2 3 tahun bekerja itiew dan bergelar Latin Dance Champion itiew! Hehehehe...

Nak tahu apa mek caras kat muka dia!? Eheheeh - tunggu sambungannya nanti... Mueieueiueieueieueieu..............

DIALAH ABANGKU - Part 2

As much as I wanted to type in the full details ape yang mek chatkan dengan abang mek tu, I guess - I can't. Sah sah bende nih way back years and years ago. Apa u ols pikiaq, mek leh ingat sangat ka in details? So what I can only do, mana yang mek ingat, mek type jer lah. Yang selebihnye, just pretend those were the things yang mek chat ngan abang mek tu, ok? Points maybe there, tapi ala ala the exact words used, tak der lah. So... go figure la ek... :) And mek dinch mau cerita sarat barat segala mala semua tau. I'm just gonna highlight bebende yang punting jer tau! Ehehehe

GWM-KL30 (ME!!!): Hie. Care for a chat? (Ok - the first msg from mek and the first reply from my brother tak mustahak - cuma penyedap rase jer... )
Ch*ps (MY BROTHER): Sure...

GWM-KL30 : Location?
Ch*ps : USJ (HELLO!? Motif cakap location SEBENARNYE!? Dia nih tak pandai nak cover ke?)

GWM-KL30 : Me too! (Saje mek propah... walhal I was in Shah Alam cc my uncle)
Ch*ps : Which part? Me USJ14. (Haiyoh! PERLU KE INI LAGI!? MIGHT AS WELL CAKAP Goodyear Court 9 terus! Kan senang!? Or, or... asal tak cakap apartment number terus, kan? Keji tau!)

GWM-KL30 : What a surprise... I'm in Court 10 (VERY DER mek play along ngan abang aku nih!)
Ch*ps : IC...

GWM-KL30 : Care to trade a selfpic? (Nyeh, at that point, mek dah kelam kabut carik gambaq mat salleh memana dalam net, ala ala spedorama nih menipu, and luckily, he bought it! Ehehehe - tak sia sia aku kelentong dan go underground. Eh? Undercover lah... isk)
Ch*ps : Sure... here's mine... (NAHHHH!!!!! Jengjejenggg!!! ADIK DAH AGAK! Memang betoi abang aku! Sah sah pic dia kasik tu pic kat London! Mek kenal sangat pic itiew! Keji nye. Tak pandai cover lah dia nih. Dia tak tau ke adik dia MAY BE chatting with him dalam keadaan penyamaran lalatz!??!?! Nak kata bodoh, LAWYER kejenye. Nak kata tak celik IT - Could be jugak.. ehehehe)

GWM-KL30 : Nice - wanna meet up? (The 'Nice' one tu I said immediately lepas tgk pic dia. The 'wanna meet up' tu, I said like - after 5 to 10 minutes of plain, dull, boring 'get to know each other better' chat thingie. You know, like, 'Where do you hang around' lah, 'What do you do, and where do u work?' lah - and YES he went and answered keje LAWYER in KL... kejis tau! Kata hide in the closet! Sah sah closet dah reput, that's why can detect kot celah2 lubang. Ngok tul lah! Tapi mek suke mek suke mek suke!)
Ch*ps : Sure - time and place (HAIYOH! YANG INI MEK MEMANG CAKAP BEBETUL DIA YANG CAKAP! Very der desperados ker dia nih!? Kejis tau!)

GWM-KL30 : The Mall, Putra Place... 5pm... can you make it? (Mek berani mampos nih!!!)
Ch*ps : Sure... I'll be there. Here's my digits, just in case. May I have yours? (HAIYOH!!! KASIK NUMBER PHONE NIH! Mek tak perlu lah! Sah sah aku ade phone number hang, silly! Ehehehehe- Hang tu jer tak der phone number GWM make believe nih, kata hatikiew, sambil gelak2 suka riang kanak2 Ribena Berrys nih!)

GWM-KL30 : So I'll see u later?
Ch*ps : You bet... -n-

Dah habis? BELUM u ols! I may have got his digits from the chatroom, I may have got his photo, tapi, kerangkalian still it wasn't him, tu, tetap ade. Mana tau, kawan2 dia ke, ape ke, anything was possible at that time, kan???

So apa lagik - I drove back home. Yes, he was at home... still on the PC. Mek masuk bilik mek, then siap2, called a friend, suruh my friend belakon dtg umah mek, ajak mek keluar... So, tak der lah nampak sangat ape2 kan? So kawan mek also datang lah - purak2 ajak mek keluar nih...

"Abang N... J kuar sat nah ngan my friend... " Mek sekadar menginformkan lahanat itiew... tapi bangsat tul - dia leh reply NAN ADO!!! CUMA "HmmH" jer sambil tangan still kat keyboard - mata still kat PC... chis! Sentap tak!? Macam, I tak wujud tu! Hish! Tak per, tak per Abang N a.k.a Ch*ps!!! I'll see u LATER! Tahu la kau tinggi rendahnye langit dan bumi dan don't play2 with ur adik! THAT'S IT!

Mek kuar somewhere after lunch - so that gave him plenty of time to get ready. Mek also, tetap mengambil kesempatan shopperina di itiew The Mall. Pusing pi pusing mai, me ngan my friend, dan another 3 joined, the five of us duduk lah kat food court kat atas itiew, sembang2, dan gossip2 ala ala seperti di InfoGossip.net nih, (e eh? Sempat nihhh promo IG secara meluas. IG memang kena bayaq mek gaji jadik promo exec. Ehehehe). So anyways, dalam dok borak2 tu, mek tgk2 jam, VERY DER lambatnye nak sampai 5pm. One of my friend noticed yang I macam gelisah mimpi gittiew... terus mula lah detik2 berkaknam bersama kengkawan (kaknam - gossip - busybusykanbody)

"J, you nih asal? Very the tak senang duduk je? Senak perut ka?"
"Senak perut apenye kalau every 10 seconds tgk jam... ko nih!" sampuk another friend...
"Tak lah... am expecting somebody... and something BIG is about to happen..."
"Ape dia??? Cakap lah- ko nih - suka nak simpan2 dalam peti ais! Kang beku citer ko tu, sia sia jer dari citer panas membara sensasi, jadik ketulan2 ice!" very der tau my friends all very the kaknam sangat. Should I tell? Maybe I shouldn't... OWH! FUDGE! Maybe I SHOULD! Lebih menarik kalau ramai2 yang serbu abang mek! Mek suke mek suke!
"Cam nih... ingat tak dulu hampa nampak abang mek and you guys like cakap abang ku tu ala ala PLU gayboy hide in the closet thingie?... Well.. hear this... " terus nihhhh mek berinfogossip.net (PROMO LAGIK!? Can somebody from IG.net tolong take not usaha murni mek dalam mempromokan Forum IG nih? Ehehehehe) saaaaaaaaampai lah almost 5pm!

"HEY! Dah nearly 5! Hang nak jumpa abang hang tu kat mana J?" Thanks Gods (bak kata Siti - no offence, mek also peminat setia Siti Nurhaliza ok! Booo sama itu Ginger yang panggil Siti 'Siti-upid'... maaati la ko G!). Anyways, Thank God kawan mek ingatkan mek. So apa lagik, kami semue lintang pukang lari turun ke bawah ground floor nih... kan ade Delifrance kat g.floor itiew kalau tak silap mek lah. But I know I was supposed to meet him somewhere kat depan entrance itiew. So anyways... nah!!! Mek dah nampak dia. Dia also nampak mek! Cuak ok muka dia. Mek purak2 bising2 ngan kawan2 mek as we walked towards him...

"J... what are you doin' here?"
"Like hello? This is Malaysia and it's a free country? Get the point?"
"I know lah... " jawab abang mek sambil tgk jam...
"Expecting anyone???" mek sindir dia very derrrrrr punye!
"Yah- kinddof... "
"He's not coming..."
"Excuse me? Who's not coming?"
"Perlu ke I cakap lagi? Abang N - I KNOW.... believe me I DO!"
Muka abang mek tetibe merah pedam nih!!!! Either MARAH or MALU? Kawan2 mek dah senyum2 sinis dah nih...
"Still tak percaya? Well - let see now. Erm, GWM-KL30 ade msg utk u. 'Dearest Ch*ps... I couldn't make it to see you at 5 at The Mall. Something came up. I had to send your brother to meet u up and tell you this... ' mek sambung... MEK SUKE MEK SUKEEEEEEEE!!!
"J - you'll pay for this! We'll continue this at home!!!" Nyeh, dia marah mek nyah kaw kaw kat situ, lantang ok suara dia tetibe macam very drama queen emo gittu. Eh? Itu kan mek? Haiyoh - I must have got that DQ attributes from my bro la nampak gayanya....

Dah habis? BELUM lah! Balik rumah malam tu. NAHHHH! PERANG DUNIA DUA BERADIK OK! Tapi, mek maintained cool je (For the first 3 minutes jer lah). Mana ade mek bamboo dia balik (at first) - dia jer serang hendap ngan mek nih (mek balas LEPAS tu). Poommpaanngg poommpanngg dia maki muka mek.... mek sentap nih mek sentap! Perlu ke dia nak emo pasal hal chat tu? I had some other bigger issues to bamboo him back! In the end...

"Dah? Dah habis marah? Listen here Abang N. All this while, I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I AM ONE. And all this while I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE TOO but I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW YOU ARE ONE! THAT's why I just had to find out more! AND that's why I did what I did..."

"YOU KNOW I KNOW, KNOW WHAT!?!?!?" maki lagi aku, haiyoh! THAT'S IT! Maaati la ko!

"Hey hey hey! I'm not finished! Haashhyyy! - To answer your q, I know you know I like men and so do you! HAPPY!? So anyways - LISTEN to what I have to say about all this. I WANT to be close to you again. I wanna be able to sit down, melawak like we used to do. I want us to be so close, I could come back home and mengadu dengan u pasal men, bfs... sex... anything! I want that sooo bad - you pushed me away eversince u left for boarding school. Our distance yang buatkan I curious to find out more about u - its like getting to know a stranger. Walhal, you abang I! I envy some of my friends - why? It seems that they can talk just about anything and everything dengan siblings diaorang. BOTH OF US!? ADO!? (ok that ADO thing was tambahan.. ehehe). Its like - macam tak der abang. Dah la BOTH of us tak rapat dengan our first abang, now us also tak rapat? Cukup lah I've been like soo distance from you for the past 10 years Abang N! I KNOW you're gay! SO AM I! Why can't we be close like we used to be!? Why? Sebab you envy me, being 'manja' with bapak and mama and I can have everything I ever wanted? And you had to earn what you have now, the hard way? Oh please la- alasan pathetic! You know I'm the youngest boy in the family! So what? Accept the fact that I'm the youngest boy in the fam lah. So!? Apa lagi you tak puas hati Abang N!? Cakap lah!?!?! Lets be allll out malam nih!!!!" - Haiyoh - mek bebetul mengamuk time tu sbb mek pendam jer selama 10 years, those rindus I had for him - tetiber boom dia maki hamun mek sebelum nih - terus mek panas sundel - and terus mek all out dengan dia.

Dari kes penyamaran nih - tgk lah - dua beradik bergaduh besar - which, we didn't have in yeaarssss. Semua yang terpendam, keluar habiissss kakpiah malam tu. Semua keluar - macam2 lagi mek tak taip. Hal isi hati dia yang tannak be all out sebab tannak kecikkan hati my parents...

"You don't have to be ALLL OUT lah Abang N! But at the same time - don't deny it and don't push me away! You know I'm like you... You know it, kan!? Lagi nak tolong J ketepi!" Very der drama swasta sangat malam itiew...

Apa kesudahannye??? Hmmmm....... (No don't worry, no Part 3. Ehehehe. Kenape, nak part 3 ke? Sudeh! Sah sah OUATIWTS Episode 5 mek also tergendala gara2 ini Part 2- eheheheh).

Kesudahannya malam itiew - well, let's just skip the nangis2 part, peluk2 part - and what not... cukup mek cakap kat sini, yang both of us rapat gile2 babeng lepas malam tu, which buatkan our parents terkujat kejaps tapi tak lama - like, "Owh - ok - so they're getting along well with each other...so?" haaa.. cam tu la. On the other hand, my abang sulung very the suspecting sehsuatuhs pasal me ngan my abang N, yang dari non-existance mode tetibe to super-dooper-coolie-friendly mode nih! Hmmmm - I don't blame him. Ehehehe - But apa yang mek tahu - after that night, up till now, my Abang N - the best abang in the world! Tapi sayangnya bangsat tu kat London now! Kejis tau. Banyak kali dah dia suruh stay ngan dia kat sana. Tapi tah la... family mek, parents mek.. kengkawan mek kat sini semua, how? Dia.. lain lah - kengkawan majority kat sana, tolak family and parents je kat Malaysia nih, the rest, dah tak penting bagi dia. "Siap dah ke tempahan/reservarsi tanah nak buat kubur kat sana tu???" selalu mek melawak cam tu ngan dia... dan dia always akan balas "Tannak join ke?" Babi kan? Ehehehe - at least - dari kes curious murious nih - it didn't kill me, like how it killed the cat. Instead, dari kes nak caras muka my own abang - I ended up 'getting back' the abang yang once pernah hilang from life....


Abang N - I know u're reading this - I love u... always... and excuse me, bile nak send that XXX mags to mek yang mek pesankan hari itiew, with the dildos? Kowser tau ponen nih! Cepat UPSkan kat mek!! SEGERA!

OOPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Dearest all,

I found out from mobilemom's blogpage, this great website which hosts some great online quizes... So I sort like getek pi tried couple of the quizes yang ade (yang nih jer pon yang menarique minats mata mek...). I think you guys should try also lah u ols. Lets? Very der tau quizesnye. No, bukan susah, just... alah! Hampa gi jer lah try and check out results quiz u ols, at QuizMe.com. Enjoy!!!

<sup>PS: Click on each quiz banner, to find out MY results.

What color am I?

My 100 Acre Personality

The COMPLETELY Pointless Quiz

This one mek disagreed!!! Mek Cancer lah!!! Isk!</sup>

^{Cantik kan dia nih? Very der macam ala ala penyanyi Masleeza yang dedulu tu, ingat tak? Tak ingat? Alah! Buat2 jer ingat! Eheheh - maaati la aku! Ehehehe}

Sedap kan nama Daphenie Dior itiew? Sehsuwai dengan wajah ayunye (Very derrrrrr guna Dior nih... nak lawan mek ke? Laurielle - it's L`OreaL dan bukan tuala wanita Laurrier ek!!! Keji tau Jingger!!!)

Well - Daphenie Dior ni, is the recently crowned (well, tak der lah recent sangat since dah sebulan dah actually); so let me rephrase that again...

Daphenie is the current Miss Universe 2005 title holder selepas menang di malam pertandingan Miss Universe World 2005 (in which our Miss Ginger @ Miss G @ Miss Gurun won 1st runner-up which carried the title of Miss World 2005) yang telah diadakan di ibukota sebulan yang lalu. Ape aku cakapkan nih!? Isk!!! Merepek jer - sorry nah. Tgh mengantuk dah nih!

Anyways... baru2 nih, si kenit bermulut becok tu, ala, si Che-Detz tu lah, telah dengan gigihnye buat interview dengan si Daphenie Dior nih. Ala, tau tau jer lah CD tu, seperti yang Miss G caraskan dalam first entry blogdrive dia itiew, "CD - yang kuat propah cerita-cerita belakang tabir dalam pertandingan ratu-ratuan itiew" - akan always come up with all these great interesting interviews with great beauty queens. Tapi sayangnye org pertama CD interviewed dalam konteks ratu ratuan nih, haiyoh, perlu ke si Ginger Laha itiew!? Dah la tu, the name Lea Laurielle was like the 3rd beauty queen yang CD interviewed, sentap tak? So much for kawan lama! Eheheh - Urgh! Competitions!!! When will it end! Ehehehe!!!

Anyways... mek disini nak amik kesempatan (memang nampak sangat nak amik kesempatan atas blog entry orang lain, kan? Isk isk isk.. Lea... Lea... ape nak jadi nih u ols? Ehehehe) ini untuk take you ols semue, my loyal readers, to go and read the interview yang si CD dah buat dengan si Miss Universe 2005 Daphenie Dior itiew. Ehehe - CD - hang kena thank me for promoting your page lagi! EHEHEHEHE! And YOU TOO Ginger De La Haus!!! Ehehehe...

^{Simply click Daphenie's pic nih to go direct to the interview entry by CD tu...}

Well - enjoy reading the interview!!! I know I DID! Especially ade satu part yang dear Daphenie itiew hanya memuji mek jer, which apparently made Ginger sentap! HAHAHAHA! Mek suke mek suke!

Ok lah u ols! Gila aku lama lama depan pc nih asyik blog blog blog! Time to zzzzz... nite2 you ols!


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

From the last episode... Episode 3: The year I started menjinakkan diri dengan make ups and drags

Then all of a sudden... lepas I made that wish - that very moment when I said to myself "Ahhh abaikan jer lah - that wish will never come true. Who am I kidding...", I felt a hand on my shoulder and a voice saying... "Jauh termenung? Teringin ke???" .... - to be continued... in Episode 4, of Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl....

Episode 4: A wish that came true

"Jauh termenung? Teringin ke???" suara tu berkata pada mek. It buatkan mek terjaga dari lena, melihat aksi Sherryn menari lincah... I turned around, to see who was it. I was sure it wasn't Angah sbb Angah was next to me and I was VERY sure that voice memang bukan milik Acak yang sememangnya mempunyai suara kepit. (Acak joined me and Angah later kat Club tu that night... apparently buatkan Angah tak sedap duduk. Ehehehe)

As I turned around, I saw this, guy, with semi-long hair, shoulder length kot... broad face la jugak... smiling at me. Mek yang all of a sudden, tetiber cuak, I also don't know why, just smiled cuak (very the nampak sangat cuak - mek also can't figured out why) and terus tunduk.

"Abang nak adik call Abang lepas nih... ni number Abang..." as he hulurkan his name card. Can't read it dlm club tu, too dark to read anything. Sekadar, "Ok" jer la mek replied, wanted to ask, "WHY? Ade masalah ke?" but I simpan je. Another pick-up line ka? Haiyoh!!! Perlu ke? The next time I turned around ke belakang, he wasn't there... Hmmmm... sehsuwatuh. I would have loveeedd to make myself think and believe that he was trying to ngorat I, provided he was good looking la kan. Ado? Nan ado... So since he wasn't that good looking, I just decided to believe that, I shouldn't be jumping into any conclusions, not until I read his card and call him...

Keluarnye mek dari the club, lepas hoo haar dengan Angah and Acak and some other few friends kat kedai minum depan Budak Biru club tu (Kak Ara)... baru mek teringat pasal card tu. I quickly tgk la kan card tu...

"Awie and Jimmy Collection"??? Collection ape pulak dah nih... tah... Couldn't be bothered. So I decided to just 'call jer la' esok...

The next day - I remembered I was having my usual facial mask-ing thingie over at USJ, atas sofa lagik mek ingat; I was berbaring, in my shorts - simple t, and yes, Quaker Oatmeal + Honey = my facial mask... So sementara nak menunggu 45mins before I go basuh muka dengan sabun susu kambing, I decided to sms si mamat semalam tu. Menurut kad tu, namanye Awie dan Jimmy; masalahnya, yang mana satu orangnye yang tegur mek malam tu? Awie ke, Jimmy? Hurmmmm... hentam jer la labu.

"Hi... semalam abang ada suruh adik call?" ... SEND

The next thing I knew... phone mek berbunyi. Ahhh shit! Dengan mask nih kat muke mek, cam mana nak cakap? Isk...

"H..he.. Hewoo?" I was like very cacat seminit cakap phone cam tu...
"Hello? Siape nih? Ada hantar sms kat saya tadi?"

Haiyoh!!! PERLU KE DIA CALL!? Cannot use sms sytem ka!? Isk...

"Eer... boweh sms dak... mu..ka.. ada.. fa..cial.. ma.sk... t..tak leh ca..kap be.. tul..be..tul..." puuupp I hung up the phone... terus quickly mek menggunakan skill speed master mek menaip sms sebelum dia sms mek dan maki hamun muke mek sebab letak phone...

"Oic.Apsal x ckp tgh buat facial.Nih adik yg abg jmpa smlm ke?Kalu ye, xpe.ptg skit abgcall balik.bye"

Hmmm - bertambahlah tertanya2 mek, ape nih?!?!?!

So petang tu later a bit, he did call. Waktu tu and Acu tgh jogging kat the nearby taman kat USJ3 tu. I stopped for while, Acu also. Jawab lah call tu, as I already recognized the number...

"Hello? Dah habis buat facials? Hehehe" Sial jer the way dia mulakan conversation dia, kan?

"Yeap... dah. So nih siape? Sebab kalau ikut kat kad nama tu, ade Jimmy, ade Awie. Abang yang mana satu?"
"Abang nih Awie, Jimmy tu partner abang dalam my collection... Abang sebenarnya ada hal sikit nak sembang dengan... dengan..."
"Call I J jer..."
"Ah ok... J. Abang nak sembang sikit. Bila J free? Boleh kita jumpa?"

HaiyoH! THAT'S IT! I cannot take it anymore! I HAVE TO KNOW APE BENDE YANG DIA NAK CAKAPKAN NIH!?!?!?!

"Ala - cakap lah sikit dalam phone nih. J very tak suke surprise2, secret2 cam nih. J ade buat salah pe pe ke?" tetibe mek emo... eh? Tetibe ke? Bukan selalu? Eheheheheheh. Abang Awie also laughed a bit before answering...

"Tak der... kite nak borak sikit ngan J. Malam nih boleh kite jumpe J?" Kite pulak dah!?

So malam tu - Angah brought me to Bukit Bintang - jumpe this 'kite' Abang Awie tu. It was on a Saturday night - so go figure, very pack lah area tu. Panas sundel... tau tau jer la kenape. So lepas Angah dah nengok me duduk sembang ngan Abang Awie tu, Angah pon, ape lagik, masuk ler club Budak Biru tu, tinggallah mek dengan Abang Awie tu. Bile dah nengok bebetul... macam, 'patah' jer si 'abang' Awie nih? Hmmmmmm....

"So Abang... apa halnye yang Abang nak sembangkan tu?"
"Penah drag?"

Tersedak kejap mek time tu... haiyoh... motif, soalan gittu?

"Er... kenape???"
"Saje je tanye..."
"Tak... eh... penah, tapi, erm, tak drag keluar dari umah. Sekadar dlm umah memain jer... tu pun jarang..." Jarang mangkok hang lah Lea! By that time I had that conversation dengan Abang Awie tu, mek dah selalu sangat dah dok "Aloooonggg" or "Angah... make upkan Anjang. Jom ahhh!!!"... ehehehehe - so, jaranngg la sangat kaedahnye?!!! Maaati lah mek! Ehehehe

"Abang rase kan, J nih kalau drag, mesti muka macam Shasha Penang... kenal ke siape dia?"

Sekali lagi terbeliak biji mata mek! SHASHA PENANG!?!?!?! Haiyoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's like, idola mek ok! Cantik, hitam manis, very the anak mami from Penang. Showgirl berjaya time tu, dari Penang, menapak di KL, pastu, dah menang Miss World lah, itu la ini la... haiyoh... perlu ke muka me sama ngan dia? Ehehehehe... sembah sangat2 ratu Shasha Penang!!! Ehehehe...

"J rase J jer yang kenal dia. Dia confirm tak kenal ngan J pun; dulu ade sekali dua tgk dia buat show kat Babylon Boom Boom Penang, sekadar nengok dan minat jer dia, sebab dia cantik sangat2. Tapi memang J minat tgk dia. Idola sangat. Pandai menari semua. Tapi, rasenye, tak der lah muka J sama ngan dia kalau J drag. Lawak ahhh abang nih... Sah sah Shasha tu very der woman dah... hehehehe"
"Tak... abang serious nih. Muka J dah ala ala anak mami jugak... "
"Yooo lah tu... - so abang nak jumpa nih, semata2 nak tanye tu je ke?"

Tetiber Angah muncul duduk sebelah me... order air, pastu...

"Ha Ngah - ko tak cakap pulak muka J nih macam Shasha Penang bile dia drag?"
"Tak pulak?..." jawab Angah, slamber...

Like, EXCUSE ME!?!?! HELLO!? Angah kenal ke this Awie!? MOTIF tak cakap kat mek!?!?!?! Mek very the muka confused time tu... tapi, apa apa pun, we all bertiga sambung la talk talk sembang2; lama jugak. Awie memang dah kenal Angah, and vice versa. So sembang pi sembang mai - Awie nyatakan hasrat dia nak suruh me buat show utk showgroup dia, under the name Awie and Jimie collection... The group selalu perform kat Kelab Budak Biru tu, like, every Fridays and Saturdays... I don't know... me? Buat show? Gile ke ape... but I have to admit, I was feeling a bit excited about the offer, but I told Awie I wanted some time to think first. Awie agreed and asked me to take all the time I wanted. And when I'm ready, ..."You know who to call..."

The idea thrilled me... me got excited about it, but at the same time, it made me think a lot tau. Like, macam, tah la. Takut ade, excited ade. Takut ape? Everything - pecah lobang la. Ke, kalau ade rush, dan kena cekup in drag ke? Haiyoh!! TAKUT la...

During the few weeks mek been thinking, gi flight pun pikir, gi duduk temenung kat USJ also mek pikir... dalam masa2 yang sama tu, I noticed how Angah and Along (as a matter of fact, almost semue dalam the house) macam seeeeeeeeeeeeeebok nak suruh mek drag selalu and go out into the open. Motif???? Hurmmmm... Macam, tah lah. Very the sehsuwatuhs!!!!

Then - I found out ape yang tgh berlaku nih. Angah and the rest wanted to me to really get myself comfy drag in public, which at that time, haiyoh! Segan sundel! Slowly, bit by bit, Angah and Along and the rest semuanya like - tah lah: diaorang dah rajin cakap2 pasal hal2 drag nih, selalu pulak tu! Then, kerapkan sessi main2 make up2 nih... and then, one night...

I remembered, in a blue songket, design koler Cheongsam Cina, dan konsep tangan kembang dari siku, dengan palazo-like pants... Angah siapkan mek, in drag, and yes, with wig and bra semua cukup... with heels si Acak.. and took me out - for the first time!!! I wish I had that pic! Hhehehehehehehe... So anyways, ke mana Angah bawak mek pergi? He brought me to watch, MISS QUEEN OF THE NIGHT 2001!!! Yes, it was one of those drag beauty queen contest thing; noo lah. Bukan kat hotel memana pon. It was during a party thingie, kat RUMAH jer, kat Serdang, thus, nama lain utk pemenang malam itiew was Miss Serdang 2001. Plus pageant tu, dimonopoli oleh student2 UPM - semua gang2 la tu. Ehehehehe - tapi memang sambutan ramai sangatzzz. Anak2 ikan penuh nih, tak kurang jugak dipenuhi gayboy2 str8ing dan jugak yang pecah patah semua.

The best part about that night - as I sampai kat rumah tu, nak masuk jer rumah tu, semua diam! Semua like tgk mek as if they have seen a ghost! Lillah! Tak tipu! Mek also like, MOTIF!?!?!?!?! As I duduk sebelah Angah, getting comfy, I noticed ramai mulut dok sokseksoksek... ngumpat ka? Buruk ke mek!? Azab ke? Time tu rase cam nak balikkkkk sangat2!!! Memang malu sangat when you feel like everyone there tgh pandang u, and when they talk among themselves, you feel like they're like mengumpat you - dah la first time drag in public tu. Haiyoh!!! Tapi soon, I cooled down a bit when the contest bermula. Walaupun pesta beauty queen nih sekadar di rumah2, but I had fun watching the pageant - macam Miss2 bebetul tu ler... dan very nak iras Miss2 yang me, Aizul, Amirul and the rest of the gang main2 kat MRSM dedulu tu... TIBA2!?!?!?!!? - AMIRUL!?!?!?!

Amirul was there... terkejut jugak. KURUS gile dia - dah la tu, LAWA sial!!!! In drag nih, in everning dress, heels, rambut wig siput bun semue nih, diamond liplapliplap berkilauan... make up cantik.. semuanye la. Woman sangat! Dia di sitiew as last years' 1st runner-up (Queen Of The Year 2000's 1st runner-up... he was Miss Mexico back then...). I didn't have the chance to talk to Mirul just yet at that time, tgk dia busy. But afterwards, I surely had loads of fun talking to him, and exchanged numbers. Gawd. Lama gile tak jumpe dia. Last met or talked to him was in 1998...

"Haiyoh J... apa dah jadi ngan you sekarang nih? Dah nak jadi macam mak ke?" usik Amirul, yang sudah bergelar Miesya; dengan mek after the pageant, which telah dimenangi oleh Miss India, also final year student UPM kot, which Amirul and his gang gelarkan as SERENDIT NERAKA - whatever that means. Eheheheh.

"Ok ke mak drag nih? Malu la... first time nih, ok..."
"Ok lah tu J. Cantik... suka mak tgk ko cam nih... woman gittu... next year masuk lah pageant nih..."
"Hish - tannak lah. Segan la aku. Dulu main2 boleh lah, now... nak for real? Eeeeee.. simpang.." There's the SIMPANG statement again! Tsk tsk tsk - neeeever say simpang... ekekekeke, and I think you ols should know why...

And so we continued talking and what not, tapi tak lama, sebab I had to leave early - flying the next day. But I recalled lepas2 pada tu, ade jugak me calling2 Amirul and lepak2 dengan dia semua, and we did sembang, a lot.

So, did I gain any self-confidence time lepas pada malam Angah bawak I keluar malam tu? NOPE! NAN ADO! NO! NEHHI! DINCH! Well.... tak der lah completely no, but, still... tah lah. What happened during the party, orang bisik2 semua while staring at me, curi2 pandang, gelak2kan, itu lah semue yang Angah nak I face when I go out more nenanti. Angah wanted me to feel comfy being in drag also, in make up semua tu. Tah lah - I was soo very confused at that time....

But one fine day... as I got up from bed, all I could think of was... "I nak drag... and I wanna do that show!!!" - yes, tibe2... but that was like after several months jugak lepas malam intro Angah buat utk mek to be in drag in public kat Serdang tu. It was just like what Whoopi Goldberg said dalam script Sister Act 2 tu... "If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere... you got get up and pay attention..." - and "If you wake up one day and you can't think of nothing else to do but to sing - then you go ahead and sing!" So that fine morning - or should I say afternoon kot, as I got up from bed... and all I could think about that day was - I wanna drag and perform... then I guess I just have to do something about it then.... :) To be continued....

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

^{PS: You know what peeps!? I HAVE A VERRRRY STRONG FEELING the year 2001 WILL TAKE MORE THAN JUST 2 ENTRIES TO FINISH... 2001 WAS 'the year' - get the point?... And I have a feeling, from 10 episodes, you can expect more! Ehehehehe... So, till tomorrow comes when Episode 5 will be published, goodnight people!!!}

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By george, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." And so we went for lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not.".

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said,

"If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday....



And there I sat... on the couch.......... naked!!!