Wednesday, May 04, 2005
"Why I Fired My Secretary" - This is good!
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By george, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." And so we went for lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not.".
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday....
And there I sat... on the couch.......... naked!!!
Just another song... "Karna Ku Sayang Kamu"
Seandainya, kau ada disini denganku
Mungkin ku tak sendiri
Bayanganmu, yang selalu menemaniku
Hiasi malam sepiku
Kuingin bersama dirimu
Ku tak akan pernah, berpaling darimu
Walau kini, kau jauh dariku
Kan slalu kunanti
Karna ku sayang kamu
Hati ini, selalu memanggil namamu
Dengarlah melatiku
Ku berjanji, hanyalah untukmu cintaku
Takkan pernah ada yg lain
Adakah rindu di hatimu
Seperti rindu yang kurasa
Sanggupkah kuterus terlena
Tanpamu disisiku, ku kan slalu menantimu
Seandainya, kau ada disini denganku
Mungkin ku tak sendiri
Bayanganmu, yang selalu menemaniku
Hiasi malam sepiku
Kuingin bersama dirimu
Ku tak akan pernah, berpaling darimu
Walau kini, kau jauh dariku
Kan slalu kunanti
Karna ku sayang kamu
Kan slalu kunanti
Karna ku sayang kamu
Wanna listen to the song? Click HERE to download it! Enjoy!!! I know I did...
ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 3
From the last episode... Episode 2: The second half of the year 2000
So there you go - perkembangan mek in 2000. Dah ala ala exposed lah jugak. I mean, by the time 2000 ended, ramai dah kat BB area kat Bukit Bintang itiew dah kenal... "Ooooo itu laaa si |Lady^L`0reaL^The^Great| itiew..." ehehehe. Tapi waktu tu, I have to admit. I get this amazing sights of real divas, yang performing kat BB (BudakBiru) itiew,... I mean, like, boobies... real hair... haiyoh!!! Cantik ok! Very der mek feeling2 kejap tapi... tah lah. I guess pintu hati mek nak drag belum terbuka itu time. Eheheh... maybe dalam Episode ke-3 kot, maybe, who knows? Kalau nak tahu... wait for the 3rd Episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl".... :)
Episode 3: The year I started menjinakkan diri dengan make ups and drags
Well... lama ke lamaan, kalau dah tang2 malam dok menengok si Along and the USJ3 gang dok drag jer, I guess - as a normal human being, mek tak dapat melarikan diri dari also nak drag. Mulalah goyang goyah sikit pendirian "Simpang ma'laikat 44 mek nak drag - cukup lah sekadar semi drag..."
So it all started bile mek telah dengan rela hati membenarkan Along and Angah main test2 make up dekat muka mek. Test pi test mai one fine night - and after siap... I was like, "Ooohhh myyy God! Is that me!?" It was really amazing how Cik Ngah ngan Cik Long mampu menukar wajah mek at that time. I was shocked, I was speechless... I was like... "Kalau macam nih lah rupenye I lepas dimake upkan, naaakkk lahhh drag selalu..." Ehehehe- boleh??? Ehehehe.
First time drag - azab kan? Ade lah jugak unsur2 pecah tembelang kat muke mek time tu, like, any idiot can detect am not a real girl... kan? LOL!!!
But semuanye berlaku dalam rumah USJ tu jer. We would drag and drag and what not - and ended up buat video clip lah, main ratu2 dalam rumah lah, this and that - semuanye happened only dalam rumah. Seriously, tak confident langsung nak keluar like that. Dah lah dengan kelengkapan2 utk go out in drag pun tak cukup; like, duh? Mana mek ade bra time tu - I don't have wigs (waktu drag2 dalam rumah tu pun, I was like pinjam here and there wigs yang ade, alkaedahnye semuanye wig kejungz... I'd say mop lantai punnn lagi cantik! Ehehehe).
Tapi kirenye, tercapailah jugak dreams and hopes nak drag and buat show Erra Fazira dengan the rest of the gang dalam the house. Ehehehe. Very der feeling yang teramatz sangat. Tambah2 dengan kata2 sokongan moral, Acu, Angah, Along and the gang "Anjang cantik lah... lawa la.." this and that, lagiiii lah berkobar2 semangat nak drag; yer lah, dah org cakap cantik, lagik lah berangan tak kesudah! Eheheh. But still - it wasn't enuff for me to actually go out and parade in front of public. Malu sangat. Segan. And I don't have anything to wear also! Heels!? Nan ado! Handbags? Ado? Owwhhh no no no - "This is just for indoor purposes and I'm definitely not goin' out like this.. very derrr lah! What if MAS dapat tangkap mek in drag? What if my family, relatives, dapat tahu? Eeewww! Tannak lah! This is sooo like, permenantly ala ala agenda main2 dalam rumah jer... for fun sake only!"
So lepas2 pada tu, mek tetap went out in semi drag - dinch berani lah nak keluar drag in full. Lagipun, ... ahhh ... I've got so many other things to think about and plus, apa lah sangat nak drag2 time tu? Macam - tah lah. Nan ado apa apa faedahnye pon...
So I still continued goin' to Kelab Budak Biru in Bukit Bintang tu, I continued admiring the beauty of a lot of those drags, be it yang tak 24-7 or yang dah completely live their life as a woman 24-7 sudah. Semuanya cantik2. Time tu like, I sendiri amazed cam mana they can look so good. Couldn't just be the make up? Mesti muka diaorang kalau tak make up also dah cantik. And plus most of them, haiyoh - cakap dengan nada suara yang sunggoh woman (kepit suara). Whereas me, ado? Nan ado mampu mengepit suara!!! Suara tetap bapak ghanduk pun kalah! Cakap sini, nuuuunnn 100meters sana also can here, dinch perlu megaphone! LOL!!!!
Meanwhile - dalampada masa yang sama, mek makin lincah dipersada... NO, not persada shows or catwalk. Gile? Tah tah pakai heels pon leh tertonggeng jatuh; inikan ada hati nak drag in public? LOL!!! What I wanted to say was mek makin lincah dipersada mIRC. Makin org kenal dan mek makin kenal ramai orang. Just... tah lah. Love that feeling... macam, ramai kawans and what not.
And at the same time, mek masih meneruskan kerjaya mek as a flight stewardie (stewardie nih nama gelaran crew kasik for adik2 lembut itiew. Stewardess for girls, stewards for those jejantans... ppl like mek? They called us stewardie... LOL!) So aside from busy flying doin' domestic routes, 2001 was the same year mek got promoted buat international routes. Memang lepas tu mek very der busy sekals. So like, tak tiap2 minggu mek keluar ke Bukit Bintang tu... but kalau ade kelapangan, keluar lah jugak. But lepak at USJ, itu, it's a must - bilakala ade cuti jer, pantang ade je offdays, USJ3 tu la tempat mek lepak. Waahh now advance - sampai2 jer, "Along - lets drag!!!! Ehehehe" Haaa.. cam mana itiew???? Sapa nak jawab? Sudah ketagihan drag ke? Ehehehe - dalam rumah jer, tak pe... LOL!!!
Sherryn Rebecca Louise, performing...
Ok - 2001 really buat a big turn when one weekend, when me and Angah went to BB. And while we were there, ade lah mek tgk satu show. We were there normally at 11pm plus. And shows waktu tu started at 1am kot. Mata dah ngantuk time tu, dah merengek2 I ajak Angah balik. Namun, mek terus hilang mengantuk as I watched this dance show, dari showgirl ternama, Sherryn Rebecca Louise. Memang cantik, memang meletop! Woman tak hengat dah nih. With real hair, boobies, pakai swimsuit piece lagik - buat lagu apa tah show dia, siap pakai bulu2 semua nih - Dan waktu itiew lah, mek tetiber berkhayal, beranga, ... berangaaaan sangat2 sampai ala ala tetibe... I had this sudden wish... tetiber jer, time tu mek tengah berangan, feeling sengsorang, admiring Sherryn, tibe2 I wished for something....
"How I wish I could be just like her? Famous, well known, cantik; (doesn't mean I need all those boobie jobs and what not) - semua orang suke nengok dan semua orang wanted to be just like me. So very diidolakan! I also want a real showgirl glamour life, one fine day - how I wish that one fine day will be soon! I wanna be popular - I wanna do shows... I wanna masuk beauty pageants for real - no more olok2...." tapi - tah la.. I guess I was just wishing for some stuff which I know will never happen...
Then all of a sudden... lepas I made that wish - that very moment when I said to myself "Ahhh abaikan jer lah - that wish will never come true. Who am I kidding...", I felt a hand on my shoulder and a voice saying... "Jauh termenung? Teringin ke???" .... - to be continued... in Episode 4, of Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl....
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
So there you go - perkembangan mek in 2000. Dah ala ala exposed lah jugak. I mean, by the time 2000 ended, ramai dah kat BB area kat Bukit Bintang itiew dah kenal... "Ooooo itu laaa si |Lady^L`0reaL^The^Great| itiew..." ehehehe. Tapi waktu tu, I have to admit. I get this amazing sights of real divas, yang performing kat BB (BudakBiru) itiew,... I mean, like, boobies... real hair... haiyoh!!! Cantik ok! Very der mek feeling2 kejap tapi... tah lah. I guess pintu hati mek nak drag belum terbuka itu time. Eheheh... maybe dalam Episode ke-3 kot, maybe, who knows? Kalau nak tahu... wait for the 3rd Episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl".... :)
Episode 3: The year I started menjinakkan diri dengan make ups and drags
Well... lama ke lamaan, kalau dah tang2 malam dok menengok si Along and the USJ3 gang dok drag jer, I guess - as a normal human being, mek tak dapat melarikan diri dari also nak drag. Mulalah goyang goyah sikit pendirian "Simpang ma'laikat 44 mek nak drag - cukup lah sekadar semi drag..."
So it all started bile mek telah dengan rela hati membenarkan Along and Angah main test2 make up dekat muka mek. Test pi test mai one fine night - and after siap... I was like, "Ooohhh myyy God! Is that me!?" It was really amazing how Cik Ngah ngan Cik Long mampu menukar wajah mek at that time. I was shocked, I was speechless... I was like... "Kalau macam nih lah rupenye I lepas dimake upkan, naaakkk lahhh drag selalu..." Ehehehe- boleh??? Ehehehe.
But semuanye berlaku dalam rumah USJ tu jer. We would drag and drag and what not - and ended up buat video clip lah, main ratu2 dalam rumah lah, this and that - semuanye happened only dalam rumah. Seriously, tak confident langsung nak keluar like that. Dah lah dengan kelengkapan2 utk go out in drag pun tak cukup; like, duh? Mana mek ade bra time tu - I don't have wigs (waktu drag2 dalam rumah tu pun, I was like pinjam here and there wigs yang ade, alkaedahnye semuanye wig kejungz... I'd say mop lantai punnn lagi cantik! Ehehehe).
Tapi kirenye, tercapailah jugak dreams and hopes nak drag and buat show Erra Fazira dengan the rest of the gang dalam the house. Ehehehe. Very der feeling yang teramatz sangat. Tambah2 dengan kata2 sokongan moral, Acu, Angah, Along and the gang "Anjang cantik lah... lawa la.." this and that, lagiiii lah berkobar2 semangat nak drag; yer lah, dah org cakap cantik, lagik lah berangan tak kesudah! Eheheh. But still - it wasn't enuff for me to actually go out and parade in front of public. Malu sangat. Segan. And I don't have anything to wear also! Heels!? Nan ado! Handbags? Ado? Owwhhh no no no - "This is just for indoor purposes and I'm definitely not goin' out like this.. very derrr lah! What if MAS dapat tangkap mek in drag? What if my family, relatives, dapat tahu? Eeewww! Tannak lah! This is sooo like, permenantly ala ala agenda main2 dalam rumah jer... for fun sake only!"
So lepas2 pada tu, mek tetap went out in semi drag - dinch berani lah nak keluar drag in full. Lagipun, ... ahhh ... I've got so many other things to think about and plus, apa lah sangat nak drag2 time tu? Macam - tah lah. Nan ado apa apa faedahnye pon...
So I still continued goin' to Kelab Budak Biru in Bukit Bintang tu, I continued admiring the beauty of a lot of those drags, be it yang tak 24-7 or yang dah completely live their life as a woman 24-7 sudah. Semuanya cantik2. Time tu like, I sendiri amazed cam mana they can look so good. Couldn't just be the make up? Mesti muka diaorang kalau tak make up also dah cantik. And plus most of them, haiyoh - cakap dengan nada suara yang sunggoh woman (kepit suara). Whereas me, ado? Nan ado mampu mengepit suara!!! Suara tetap bapak ghanduk pun kalah! Cakap sini, nuuuunnn 100meters sana also can here, dinch perlu megaphone! LOL!!!!
Meanwhile - dalampada masa yang sama, mek makin lincah dipersada... NO, not persada shows or catwalk. Gile? Tah tah pakai heels pon leh tertonggeng jatuh; inikan ada hati nak drag in public? LOL!!! What I wanted to say was mek makin lincah dipersada mIRC. Makin org kenal dan mek makin kenal ramai orang. Just... tah lah. Love that feeling... macam, ramai kawans and what not.
And at the same time, mek masih meneruskan kerjaya mek as a flight stewardie (stewardie nih nama gelaran crew kasik for adik2 lembut itiew. Stewardess for girls, stewards for those jejantans... ppl like mek? They called us stewardie... LOL!) So aside from busy flying doin' domestic routes, 2001 was the same year mek got promoted buat international routes. Memang lepas tu mek very der busy sekals. So like, tak tiap2 minggu mek keluar ke Bukit Bintang tu... but kalau ade kelapangan, keluar lah jugak. But lepak at USJ, itu, it's a must - bilakala ade cuti jer, pantang ade je offdays, USJ3 tu la tempat mek lepak. Waahh now advance - sampai2 jer, "Along - lets drag!!!! Ehehehe" Haaa.. cam mana itiew???? Sapa nak jawab? Sudah ketagihan drag ke? Ehehehe - dalam rumah jer, tak pe... LOL!!!
Ok - 2001 really buat a big turn when one weekend, when me and Angah went to BB. And while we were there, ade lah mek tgk satu show. We were there normally at 11pm plus. And shows waktu tu started at 1am kot. Mata dah ngantuk time tu, dah merengek2 I ajak Angah balik. Namun, mek terus hilang mengantuk as I watched this dance show, dari showgirl ternama, Sherryn Rebecca Louise. Memang cantik, memang meletop! Woman tak hengat dah nih. With real hair, boobies, pakai swimsuit piece lagik - buat lagu apa tah show dia, siap pakai bulu2 semua nih - Dan waktu itiew lah, mek tetiber berkhayal, beranga, ... berangaaaan sangat2 sampai ala ala tetibe... I had this sudden wish... tetiber jer, time tu mek tengah berangan, feeling sengsorang, admiring Sherryn, tibe2 I wished for something....
"How I wish I could be just like her? Famous, well known, cantik; (doesn't mean I need all those boobie jobs and what not) - semua orang suke nengok dan semua orang wanted to be just like me. So very diidolakan! I also want a real showgirl glamour life, one fine day - how I wish that one fine day will be soon! I wanna be popular - I wanna do shows... I wanna masuk beauty pageants for real - no more olok2...." tapi - tah la.. I guess I was just wishing for some stuff which I know will never happen...
Then all of a sudden... lepas I made that wish - that very moment when I said to myself "Ahhh abaikan jer lah - that wish will never come true. Who am I kidding...", I felt a hand on my shoulder and a voice saying... "Jauh termenung? Teringin ke???" .... - to be continued... in Episode 4, of Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl....
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
It's the first entry for May 4th - and the last for now - GOODNIGHT!
*Yawwwnnnnsss*...
1: OUATIWTS; there's this slight delay in publishing the 3rd episode. Am still working on it *yaaawning*... probably not. See, am sleepy actually, VERY sleepy. Tah la tetiber malam nih sleepy pulak, awal pulak tu? Hmmmm. So moral of the story, I can't work ie write/type anything when I'm sleepy; Hehehe - siape yang boleh, kan? Ehehehe - so I guess, this episode 3 will be published by noon, today, May 4th, or paling tidak, before night falls for today...
2: Dialah Abangku- part 2 (final episode of the kekantoian abang mek dengan mek ler!!!) will be out soon. This is a planned delay. It's part of the plan, so, I guess, you guys just have to wait a lil' bit longer - tak lama... nanti soon I'll publish that lor... :) Yes, with more pics! Eeheheh...
3: Guys, take note of Ginger De La Loca's blogpage's official launch date - it's May 5th; eeh, that's tomorrow la kan?
4: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Propah sikit utk my friends' Blog Launching... eh!? I meant, PROMO! Ehehehe...
Entry kali ini - menyaksikan betapa gigihnya sorang ponen feeling yang sunggoh tak sedarkan diri yang bernama Ginger De La Halia... OPPSS! Sorry...; yang menagihkan perhantian serta belas simpati mek, dan memerlukan pertolongan serta khidmat bantuan mek utk mempromokan dia punye blog's official launcing, this coming 5th May, 2005... kezi tau! Allllways nak gunakan mek dan blog mek.
Mek tahu sangat! Ini adalah sebenarnya antara tektik2 haram, murahan serta very der maha pelestik dari G utk mensabo mek dan keglorian page mek!! Ala ala - very der pandai berlakon si G nih tau... dia purak2 mintak tolong kita tolong sangat2 promokan blog dia, walhal, sebenarnye, mek dapat bayangkan... first entry dia didlm blog dia nanti tu, mek pasti sudah ada antara isi kandungannya yang akan mencaraskan serta menghanjengkan muka cantique mek nih serta blog mek... (ooopps)!! Ehehehe - dan mek dapat rasakan dia akan caraskan muka semua org lain yang dirasakannya sebagai pencabar; tak lain tak bukan si kenit yang suka propah sana sini di back stage during pageants tu, si CD tu la... (ooppss) dan yang mek paling confidensi - si ponen Ginger nih akan caraskan sorang ponen lain; depan2 ponen nih, G akan baik sngt, belakang2 si ponen Scarlette tu, haiyoh - Tuhan jer lah tahu betapa Ginger begitu kuat caras si Leez kerana sentap dan jeles dengan blog Leez yang makin hangat mengisahkan tentang dirinya sendiri yang semakin lohong diranjang, diunggah abang tenteretz.... OPPPSSS!!!!! Maaaaaaaaati la aku lepas entry nih! Ehehehe.... Peeps - semua tadik tu- MELAWAK jer, nah? Nih ha - serious...
From: "Ginger" (gdll@XXXX.com.my)
To: "CD" (che_detz@yahoo.com), "Lea Laurielle Lai Lee" (lea_laurielle@yahoo.com), fiebierossa@yahoo.com, leezazra@gmail.com
Subject:
Date: Tue, 3 May 2005 16:55:37 +0800
uols, mek nak mintak tolong uols mempromosikan my blog's official launching...
nanti uols cut & paste script kat bawah ni buat entry kat blog uols yek...
FYI, mek dah link kan blog uols kat blog mek.
tapi skang still under construction.
so nanti bila dah siap, sebelum launching, mek akan bagi URL mek kat uols...
thanks semua....
(tolong cut & paste script di bawah. mintak tolong kerjasama uols yek... thanks uols!!)
SESUATU YG MENARIK BAKAL MUNCUL TIDAK LAMA LAGI... It's even lebih menarik dari the time I kalahkan si Laurielle nih waktu Miss Universe 2003! Mek suke mek suke!!!
Nantikan, pada 5 May 2005...
Sekian,
Saya yang menjalankan tugas dan amanat kawan...
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah - Hehehehehehehehe.... *WINK WINK!*
Mek tahu sangat! Ini adalah sebenarnya antara tektik2 haram, murahan serta very der maha pelestik dari G utk mensabo mek dan keglorian page mek!! Ala ala - very der pandai berlakon si G nih tau... dia purak2 mintak tolong kita tolong sangat2 promokan blog dia, walhal, sebenarnye, mek dapat bayangkan... first entry dia didlm blog dia nanti tu, mek pasti sudah ada antara isi kandungannya yang akan mencaraskan serta menghanjengkan muka cantique mek nih serta blog mek... (ooopps)!! Ehehehe - dan mek dapat rasakan dia akan caraskan muka semua org lain yang dirasakannya sebagai pencabar; tak lain tak bukan si kenit yang suka propah sana sini di back stage during pageants tu, si CD tu la... (ooppss) dan yang mek paling confidensi - si ponen Ginger nih akan caraskan sorang ponen lain; depan2 ponen nih, G akan baik sngt, belakang2 si ponen Scarlette tu, haiyoh - Tuhan jer lah tahu betapa Ginger begitu kuat caras si Leez kerana sentap dan jeles dengan blog Leez yang makin hangat mengisahkan tentang dirinya sendiri yang semakin lohong diranjang, diunggah abang tenteretz.... OPPPSSS!!!!! Maaaaaaaaati la aku lepas entry nih! Ehehehe.... Peeps - semua tadik tu- MELAWAK jer, nah? Nih ha - serious...
From: "Ginger" (gdll@XXXX.com.my)
To: "CD" (che_detz@yahoo.com), "Lea Laurielle Lai Lee" (lea_laurielle@yahoo.com), fiebierossa@yahoo.com, leezazra@gmail.com
Subject:
Date: Tue, 3 May 2005 16:55:37 +0800
uols, mek nak mintak tolong uols mempromosikan my blog's official launching...
nanti uols cut & paste script kat bawah ni buat entry kat blog uols yek...
FYI, mek dah link kan blog uols kat blog mek.
tapi skang still under construction.
so nanti bila dah siap, sebelum launching, mek akan bagi URL mek kat uols...
thanks semua....
(tolong cut & paste script di bawah. mintak tolong kerjasama uols yek... thanks uols!!)
Nantikan, pada 5 May 2005...
Sekian,
Saya yang menjalankan tugas dan amanat kawan...
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah - Hehehehehehehehe.... *WINK WINK!*
And the answer to the teka teki... is...
THE QUESTION was... :-
"Ade lah seorang hamba Allah nih, ditakdirkan buta. So si buta nih keluar lah rumah dia satu hari, nak gi kedai. Dari rumah nak ke kedai tu, dia kena seberangi sungai, yang dihubungkan dengan sebuah titi... So, ok lah - dia dah crossed the river, dah pi beli barang kat kedai semua. So lepas tu, dia pun nak balik lah. As dia sampai di titi tadi tu, dia stop. Dia dinch boleh cross the sungai lagi dah, sebab titi tu dah reban (roboh). Soalannya, HOW DID HE TAHU YANG TITI ITU SUDAH ROBOH!?"
JAWAPAN SPASTICNYA ADALAH... jengjejengggg....
Sebab dia hanya buta sebelah mata! LOL!!!!!! Bangang tak!?! Ehehehehehehe.... Mek suke mek suke mek suke!!!
"Ade lah seorang hamba Allah nih, ditakdirkan buta. So si buta nih keluar lah rumah dia satu hari, nak gi kedai. Dari rumah nak ke kedai tu, dia kena seberangi sungai, yang dihubungkan dengan sebuah titi... So, ok lah - dia dah crossed the river, dah pi beli barang kat kedai semua. So lepas tu, dia pun nak balik lah. As dia sampai di titi tadi tu, dia stop. Dia dinch boleh cross the sungai lagi dah, sebab titi tu dah reban (roboh). Soalannya, HOW DID HE TAHU YANG TITI ITU SUDAH ROBOH!?"
JAWAPAN SPASTICNYA ADALAH... jengjejengggg....
Sebab dia hanya buta sebelah mata! LOL!!!!!! Bangang tak!?! Ehehehehehehe.... Mek suke mek suke mek suke!!!
An entry of celebration...
Dearest all...
Today, May 3rd, 2005 - marks the day when my page received its 10,000 visitor!!! Wow... I mean... like, wow! Really? Like - Baru sebulan jer bertapak - and boom, I dah managed to sit back and smile nengok total visitors to my page dah mencecah 10,000 visitors? I mean, I know lah I contributed like maybe beratus kali punye visit also tapi, logically, takkan lah mek nak visit page mek sendiri like for ribuan kalis? Ehehehe. Am so so happy - walaupun ranking mek macam lahanat tapi, tah lah, looking at this sign, buatkan mek terasa syahdu kejaps... "Where's my make up artiste? I'm crying, shedding tears for crying out loud! Tissuessss! Touch up please!!! Jgn sampai eyeliner mek and my mascara all smudge here and there..." Ehehehe...
Siape lah gamaknye yang masuk page mek at 10,000 on the dot ek? Sesiape yang rase dialah orgnye, eheheh - cepat, contact mek. Anda telah memenangi hadiah percuma utk masuk page mek anytime u ols nak. LOL! Ehehehehehe....
Today, May 3rd, 2005 - marks the day when my page received its 10,000 visitor!!! Wow... I mean... like, wow! Really? Like - Baru sebulan jer bertapak - and boom, I dah managed to sit back and smile nengok total visitors to my page dah mencecah 10,000 visitors? I mean, I know lah I contributed like maybe beratus kali punye visit also tapi, logically, takkan lah mek nak visit page mek sendiri like for ribuan kalis? Ehehehe. Am so so happy - walaupun ranking mek macam lahanat tapi, tah lah, looking at this sign, buatkan mek terasa syahdu kejaps... "Where's my make up artiste? I'm crying, shedding tears for crying out loud! Tissuessss! Touch up please!!! Jgn sampai eyeliner mek and my mascara all smudge here and there..." Ehehehe...
Siape lah gamaknye yang masuk page mek at 10,000 on the dot ek? Sesiape yang rase dialah orgnye, eheheh - cepat, contact mek. Anda telah memenangi hadiah percuma utk masuk page mek anytime u ols nak. LOL! Ehehehehehe....
ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL - Episode 2
From the last episode... Episode 1: A slow beginning- a VERY SLOW beginning
The year 2000 wasn't so much of an interesting year - pretty slow, for the first half. But coming into second half of the year - especially after I celebrated my 21st birthday in June 2000, that's when semuanye berubah; dari slow, ke moderate and soon, way to fast lane nih!! Wanna find out what happened dalam second half of the year 2000? - Tunggu...
Episode 2: The second half of the year 2000
So anyways, I recalled it was a week or two after I celebrated my 21st birthday in June; at that point, I already had a lot of new friends, be in dalam airline ke out of airline ke, dalam net ke ape ke, I can say I had friends dah la time tu. And it was during dinner dengan some friends kat SS15 Subang, one night, when me and my friends noticed this one table penuh dengan adik2 4 5 orang kat table tu, semue memandang kearah kiew. WTF!? Motif!?! Tak puas hati ka?! Ehehehe...
"Like, why are those peeps tgk2 ke arah sini ha? You know them, J?" (I'll just address myself as J if you guys don't mind. It's my other half of Lea... eheheh)
"E eh? Mana ade aku kenal diaorang. Owh so kalau diaorang pandang aku, I have to know them la is it? Peliz lah - tak kuasa lah... " jawab mek yang couldn't just be bothered...
"Eh... one of them is walking towards here... "
True enough, one of them walked towards my table, dengan muka ala ala confused and with dahinya dikerut2kan, kening dinaik2kan sikit ala ala Ziana Zain...
"Err... nih, J ka?" dia bersuara - like, HELLO!? How did this fella kenai nama mek as J nih!?!?!?! I just hanggukkan kepala, but still showing the blurrrrrryy face, ala ala very like 'siapa kau?' gittu... ekekeke.. This fella terus duduk depan mek, very der macam dia seronok sangat knowing me, betul as J...
"Laahhhh J! Hang buat apa kat sini? Tak kenai aku ka? Hang memmmmang peleceehh member sekampong noooh! Hang tak kenai aku dah ka?"
LIKE, HELLO!??? As in ... N - O = NO! I don't recall, duh?
"Sah sah hang satu skolah ngan aku dulu tang KSAH dulu, ingat? Hang kelaih B ingat aku dah kelas D?" NAHHH!!!!! Dia sebut KSAH, dia sebut bebudak from class D! THAT'S IT! KAK PIAH TAUUUUU DAHHH SAPA BUDAK NIH! - Kak Piah tu, ME LAR! Ehehehe...
"Owhhh... hang, MAWI ka? MasyaAllah- hang buat apa kat sini nih???? Dasyat nohh hang kenai/ ingatkan mak lagi... hehehehe..."
"Very derrr lah hang nih! Sah sah aku kuat mengutuk hang sombong dulu -sampai bila2 aku ingat. Nih tadik nih kalau hang dok buat2 perangai tak kenai hang tadik ngan aku tu, aku dah ready nak laser hang dah... ehehe - bole?"
"E eh? Ke situ pulak.. wei... hang buat apa la nih?"
"Aku la nih ngan MAS - geraund setafff... hang plak?"
"Mek ngan MAS also - crew... baru setengah tahun flying..."
"Lahhhhh why never der tell der earlier one!!! Hosmet mek ade yang crew crew jugak. Hang mai la umah kami sesenang - hang dok blah mana? Kami dok USJ 3..."
And THAT'S how I mula start melepak dengan bebudak USJ, namely ALONG, ANGAH, ACHAK, ACU, and ATEH (Mawi himself lah) yang mek featured kan dalam entry mek yang dua episode pasal celah bed tu, ingat? Ala yang "Sh*ts that people had to go through for the sake of LOVE" Part 1 and also Part 2, remember??? Ehehehe...
So after that night, bermulalah kisah baru mek lepak2 selalu kat USJ 3 tu since my apartment pun was in USJ14, so tak der lah jauh sangat kalau nak dtg melepak pon (kalau not with my lover, I would definitely lepak there on my own, dengan sesiape saje yang ade kat umah USJ time tu - sebab, satu rumah, including me, kiteorang keje shift, ikut roster. Kadang2 memang lah semua serentak ade kat umah. Ade kalanya, MOST of the time, very the tak cukup forum. Along balik keje, Acu gi keje. Mek datang, Acak nak keluar la... Ateh baru balik, Angah tgh tidur. So like - very the serabutz. Tapi mek tetap datang! Ehehehe... like situ lah tempat mek lepak most of the time...)
Lepak2 dengan these group - mek learned a lot, exposed a lot. Compared to those groups I had, when I was in MRSM, the Magnificent 5, remember? Ehehehe - Aizul, Amirul, Pian and Rizal - waktu tu was just like, so very the olok2 in everything. Then, when I furthered my studies pon, I was like, THE one and only adik2, so no gang la nak exposed and befriends with - so now that mek dapat group USJ3 tu, I was kindda like, VERY happy. And plus, staying dalam umah tu, memang semuenye happy2, gelak2 lah itu ini, very the pondan lite2 jer gittu. Ehehehehe... kalau time2 semue ade mood, semuenye drag lite2 dlm rumah jer. Barang make up? Well - lets just say Along ngan Angah dah way way ahead dari mek at that point. Both of them bukan sekadar ade make up2 basic, but they had like, the whole bag make up yang penuh nihhh dengan make up. Bile ku tanya, 'saje je beli - nak drag2 kat rumah, senang...' Ehehehe. So drag2 kat umah, ape konsep? Konsepnya - bile drag kat umah... leh buat video clips guna videocam si Ateh tu. Eheheh - setiap ahli rumah ade dah favorite artiste masing2... Along- gila habis kat Ning; Acak- Yes, very derrr dengan Dayang nye itiew; Angan ngan Atam- sama2 tarik rambut sebab dua dua gilakan Ziana Zain; Acu- fanatic habis dengan Siti Siti and allllways Siti! And dia memang kalau make up bebetul pon, adeeeee lah sikittt ghupernye macam Siti Nurhaliza itiew, ehehehe... Ateh- Alllllways jadik cameragirl jer... and Mek? Ehehehe - dinch drag lah waktu tu, and plus, very segan nih nak buat show even depan geng2 tu. Tapi mek pendam rahsia, simpan this feeling that one fine day, mek nak buat Erra Fazira, bole? Ehehehe - Feeeeeeeeeeeeeling kan? Hehehe...
Selain dari buat2 video clip tu - sekali sekala ade la jugak si Along ke, si Angah tu, always try make upkan si Atam ke, Ateh ke, Acu ke... but not on me yet- Although waktu tu mek dah started develope this feeling... "Cam manalah rupenya aku kalau aku drag ek?" Eheheh - but the statement of the year mek tu kept on coming back to my head each time I had those thoughts... "Simpang aku nak drag! Cukup lah aku nih semi drag... " LOL!!!!! Semi drag? Semi drag tu cam mana ek?
Sekadar gambar hiasan also!!! Ehehehe... and NO, this is not SEMIDRAG!!!! LOL!!!
This I have to say - kalau melalui gambar, senang nak tunjuk/ terangkan. But you guys have to give me a few more days kot sebab am on the track of caling a friend yang might just have pic2 lama mek in SEMI DRAG itiew. Ehehehe - cross your fingers that I might just get those pics, so that I could scan 'em and upload 'em here dalam episode2 yang akan datang... SO in the mean time, mek terpaksalah menerangkan apakah itiew, SEMI DRAG in words. The way I see it, waktu tu, I semi drag cam nih. I wear 3/4 pants, tight jeans or shorts, most of the time paddypusher tu ler, then with a girls top, no, tanpa bra ok! And then, feeling2 letak compact powder (yes, it has got to be L`OreaL but of course... ehehe), then mascara sikit kat my eye lashes, kasik nampak galak sikit mata, lip glossss yang maha dasyat bagai nak melimpah turun dari my bibir itew, then, to complete the look, VINCCI sandals! TETAP Vincci nih! Ehehehe. So ala ala semi drag cam tu la mek all the time when I go out with Along and the gang... day time ke night time ke, cam tu la. Very the orang cakap adik2 sissy boys jambu separuh siap! Ehehehehe...
LATEST UPDATES- MAY 3RD 2005: GAMBAR2 SEMI DRAG... heheheheeh. FINALLY! I got this pics from Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha... kat saloon dia. Ehehehe. Thanks May Ayam. But anyways, sorry sbb I just had to blurkan pixies nih - tak leh tunjuk clearly. Nanti pecah lobang! HAHAHAHA...
APAKAH YANG ADE DIKEPALA ITIEW!?!?! KALUNGAN BUNGA DIFEELINGKAN SEBAGAI CROWN!?!?!? Maaaati la ko L!!! Ehehehe
So anyways... by the time I got to know these gang really well, Acak ngan Angah selalu dah bawak me to this gay club in town - BudakBiru! (BB) kat Bukit Bintang!!! Eheheh. I mean, it wasn't the first time me went there, I mean, I went there in 1998 dah sekali dua. Tu pun, thanks to si kenit Che- Detz lah! Haiyoh! Kezi tau ponen tu! First2 time dia bawak mek gi BB tu, dahhhhh kena caras dengan mak ayem Sharmaine. Keji tau bile ingatkan balik! Very derrr lah malu mek time tu. But at that time, tgk show paperdoll drag queens kat BB tak thrilling sangat. But in 2000 when I went back there, lain macam jer feelingnye. Maybe, at that point, minda mek ade sikit dah tercemar utk drag. 1998, dinch ade feeling sekuat tahun 2000. Tapi mek tetap pendamkan hasrat nak draggon tu sebab I nak stick to my believe - SEMI DRAG also can carik makan. Ehehehehe.
SUASANA KELAB MALAM BUDAK BIRU...Sekadar gambar hiasan yer... eheheheheh
So there you go - perkembangan mek in 2000. Dah ala ala exposed lah jugak. I mean, by the time 2000 ended, ramai dah kat BB area kat Bukit Bintang itiew dah kenal... "Ooooo itu laaa si |Lady^L`0reaL^The^Great| itiew..." ehehehe. Tapi waktu tu, I have to admit. I get this amazing sights of real divas, yang performing kat BB (BudakBiru) itiew,... I mean, like, boobies... real hair... haiyoh!!! Cantik ok! Very der mek feeling2 kejap tapi... tah lah. I guess pintu hati mek nak drag belum terbuka itu time. Eheheh... maybe dalam Episode ke-3 kot, maybe, who knows? Kalau nak tahu... wait for the 3rd Episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl".... :)
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
The year 2000 wasn't so much of an interesting year - pretty slow, for the first half. But coming into second half of the year - especially after I celebrated my 21st birthday in June 2000, that's when semuanye berubah; dari slow, ke moderate and soon, way to fast lane nih!! Wanna find out what happened dalam second half of the year 2000? - Tunggu...
Episode 2: The second half of the year 2000
So anyways, I recalled it was a week or two after I celebrated my 21st birthday in June; at that point, I already had a lot of new friends, be in dalam airline ke out of airline ke, dalam net ke ape ke, I can say I had friends dah la time tu. And it was during dinner dengan some friends kat SS15 Subang, one night, when me and my friends noticed this one table penuh dengan adik2 4 5 orang kat table tu, semue memandang kearah kiew. WTF!? Motif!?! Tak puas hati ka?! Ehehehe...
"Like, why are those peeps tgk2 ke arah sini ha? You know them, J?" (I'll just address myself as J if you guys don't mind. It's my other half of Lea... eheheh)
"E eh? Mana ade aku kenal diaorang. Owh so kalau diaorang pandang aku, I have to know them la is it? Peliz lah - tak kuasa lah... " jawab mek yang couldn't just be bothered...
"Eh... one of them is walking towards here... "
True enough, one of them walked towards my table, dengan muka ala ala confused and with dahinya dikerut2kan, kening dinaik2kan sikit ala ala Ziana Zain...
"Err... nih, J ka?" dia bersuara - like, HELLO!? How did this fella kenai nama mek as J nih!?!?!?! I just hanggukkan kepala, but still showing the blurrrrrryy face, ala ala very like 'siapa kau?' gittu... ekekeke.. This fella terus duduk depan mek, very der macam dia seronok sangat knowing me, betul as J...
"Laahhhh J! Hang buat apa kat sini? Tak kenai aku ka? Hang memmmmang peleceehh member sekampong noooh! Hang tak kenai aku dah ka?"
LIKE, HELLO!??? As in ... N - O = NO! I don't recall, duh?
"Sah sah hang satu skolah ngan aku dulu tang KSAH dulu, ingat? Hang kelaih B ingat aku dah kelas D?" NAHHH!!!!! Dia sebut KSAH, dia sebut bebudak from class D! THAT'S IT! KAK PIAH TAUUUUU DAHHH SAPA BUDAK NIH! - Kak Piah tu, ME LAR! Ehehehe...
"Owhhh... hang, MAWI ka? MasyaAllah- hang buat apa kat sini nih???? Dasyat nohh hang kenai/ ingatkan mak lagi... hehehehe..."
"Very derrr lah hang nih! Sah sah aku kuat mengutuk hang sombong dulu -sampai bila2 aku ingat. Nih tadik nih kalau hang dok buat2 perangai tak kenai hang tadik ngan aku tu, aku dah ready nak laser hang dah... ehehe - bole?"
"E eh? Ke situ pulak.. wei... hang buat apa la nih?"
"Aku la nih ngan MAS - geraund setafff... hang plak?"
"Mek ngan MAS also - crew... baru setengah tahun flying..."
"Lahhhhh why never der tell der earlier one!!! Hosmet mek ade yang crew crew jugak. Hang mai la umah kami sesenang - hang dok blah mana? Kami dok USJ 3..."
And THAT'S how I mula start melepak dengan bebudak USJ, namely ALONG, ANGAH, ACHAK, ACU, and ATEH (Mawi himself lah) yang mek featured kan dalam entry mek yang dua episode pasal celah bed tu, ingat? Ala yang "Sh*ts that people had to go through for the sake of LOVE" Part 1 and also Part 2, remember??? Ehehehe...
So after that night, bermulalah kisah baru mek lepak2 selalu kat USJ 3 tu since my apartment pun was in USJ14, so tak der lah jauh sangat kalau nak dtg melepak pon (kalau not with my lover, I would definitely lepak there on my own, dengan sesiape saje yang ade kat umah USJ time tu - sebab, satu rumah, including me, kiteorang keje shift, ikut roster. Kadang2 memang lah semua serentak ade kat umah. Ade kalanya, MOST of the time, very the tak cukup forum. Along balik keje, Acu gi keje. Mek datang, Acak nak keluar la... Ateh baru balik, Angah tgh tidur. So like - very the serabutz. Tapi mek tetap datang! Ehehehe... like situ lah tempat mek lepak most of the time...)
Lepak2 dengan these group - mek learned a lot, exposed a lot. Compared to those groups I had, when I was in MRSM, the Magnificent 5, remember? Ehehehe - Aizul, Amirul, Pian and Rizal - waktu tu was just like, so very the olok2 in everything. Then, when I furthered my studies pon, I was like, THE one and only adik2, so no gang la nak exposed and befriends with - so now that mek dapat group USJ3 tu, I was kindda like, VERY happy. And plus, staying dalam umah tu, memang semuenye happy2, gelak2 lah itu ini, very the pondan lite2 jer gittu. Ehehehehe... kalau time2 semue ade mood, semuenye drag lite2 dlm rumah jer. Barang make up? Well - lets just say Along ngan Angah dah way way ahead dari mek at that point. Both of them bukan sekadar ade make up2 basic, but they had like, the whole bag make up yang penuh nihhh dengan make up. Bile ku tanya, 'saje je beli - nak drag2 kat rumah, senang...' Ehehehe. So drag2 kat umah, ape konsep? Konsepnya - bile drag kat umah... leh buat video clips guna videocam si Ateh tu. Eheheh - setiap ahli rumah ade dah favorite artiste masing2... Along- gila habis kat Ning; Acak- Yes, very derrr dengan Dayang nye itiew; Angan ngan Atam- sama2 tarik rambut sebab dua dua gilakan Ziana Zain; Acu- fanatic habis dengan Siti Siti and allllways Siti! And dia memang kalau make up bebetul pon, adeeeee lah sikittt ghupernye macam Siti Nurhaliza itiew, ehehehe... Ateh- Alllllways jadik cameragirl jer... and Mek? Ehehehe - dinch drag lah waktu tu, and plus, very segan nih nak buat show even depan geng2 tu. Tapi mek pendam rahsia, simpan this feeling that one fine day, mek nak buat Erra Fazira, bole? Ehehehe - Feeeeeeeeeeeeeling kan? Hehehe...
Selain dari buat2 video clip tu - sekali sekala ade la jugak si Along ke, si Angah tu, always try make upkan si Atam ke, Ateh ke, Acu ke... but not on me yet- Although waktu tu mek dah started develope this feeling... "Cam manalah rupenya aku kalau aku drag ek?" Eheheh - but the statement of the year mek tu kept on coming back to my head each time I had those thoughts... "Simpang aku nak drag! Cukup lah aku nih semi drag... " LOL!!!!! Semi drag? Semi drag tu cam mana ek?
This I have to say - kalau melalui gambar, senang nak tunjuk/ terangkan. But you guys have to give me a few more days kot sebab am on the track of caling a friend yang might just have pic2 lama mek in SEMI DRAG itiew. Ehehehe - cross your fingers that I might just get those pics, so that I could scan 'em and upload 'em here dalam episode2 yang akan datang... SO in the mean time, mek terpaksalah menerangkan apakah itiew, SEMI DRAG in words. The way I see it, waktu tu, I semi drag cam nih. I wear 3/4 pants, tight jeans or shorts, most of the time paddypusher tu ler, then with a girls top, no, tanpa bra ok! And then, feeling2 letak compact powder (yes, it has got to be L`OreaL but of course... ehehe), then mascara sikit kat my eye lashes, kasik nampak galak sikit mata, lip glossss yang maha dasyat bagai nak melimpah turun dari my bibir itew, then, to complete the look, VINCCI sandals! TETAP Vincci nih! Ehehehe. So ala ala semi drag cam tu la mek all the time when I go out with Along and the gang... day time ke night time ke, cam tu la. Very the orang cakap adik2 sissy boys jambu separuh siap! Ehehehehe...
LATEST UPDATES- MAY 3RD 2005: GAMBAR2 SEMI DRAG... heheheheeh. FINALLY! I got this pics from Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha... kat saloon dia. Ehehehe. Thanks May Ayam. But anyways, sorry sbb I just had to blurkan pixies nih - tak leh tunjuk clearly. Nanti pecah lobang! HAHAHAHA...
So anyways... by the time I got to know these gang really well, Acak ngan Angah selalu dah bawak me to this gay club in town - BudakBiru! (BB) kat Bukit Bintang!!! Eheheh. I mean, it wasn't the first time me went there, I mean, I went there in 1998 dah sekali dua. Tu pun, thanks to si kenit Che- Detz lah! Haiyoh! Kezi tau ponen tu! First2 time dia bawak mek gi BB tu, dahhhhh kena caras dengan mak ayem Sharmaine. Keji tau bile ingatkan balik! Very derrr lah malu mek time tu. But at that time, tgk show paperdoll drag queens kat BB tak thrilling sangat. But in 2000 when I went back there, lain macam jer feelingnye. Maybe, at that point, minda mek ade sikit dah tercemar utk drag. 1998, dinch ade feeling sekuat tahun 2000. Tapi mek tetap pendamkan hasrat nak draggon tu sebab I nak stick to my believe - SEMI DRAG also can carik makan. Ehehehehe.
So there you go - perkembangan mek in 2000. Dah ala ala exposed lah jugak. I mean, by the time 2000 ended, ramai dah kat BB area kat Bukit Bintang itiew dah kenal... "Ooooo itu laaa si |Lady^L`0reaL^The^Great| itiew..." ehehehe. Tapi waktu tu, I have to admit. I get this amazing sights of real divas, yang performing kat BB (BudakBiru) itiew,... I mean, like, boobies... real hair... haiyoh!!! Cantik ok! Very der mek feeling2 kejap tapi... tah lah. I guess pintu hati mek nak drag belum terbuka itu time. Eheheh... maybe dalam Episode ke-3 kot, maybe, who knows? Kalau nak tahu... wait for the 3rd Episode of "Once upon a time, I was that Showgirl".... :)
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Monday, May 02, 2005
Lets berinteraksi!!!
Gawd! I am soooo in the mood to post more and more entries. Sooryyyy - bile mood nak publish entries mek dah datang, I'm sorry - I don't think I can stop it. It's like men, when they have sex, and the time that they really can't stop those cute cummies to be ejaculated - haaaa... cam tu la. Now otak mek membuak2 idea2 nak menulis - jari jemari mek dah diletup letupkan, persediaan nak menaip banyak... so... lets!
In this entry - its basically seeking feedback from u ols readers. Comments adalah dialu-alukan - lets communicate.
"They say a good writer is always the one yang boleh communicate dengan readersnye" - And so here - I would like to ask feedbacks dari u ols. Ape u ols think...
First up... Yahoo! Mail
Apakah tema dua org gadis itiew di login page Yahoo! Mail itiew?!?! Konsepnye? Ado? NAN ADO!
Like, hello??? Excuse me? Motif gambar dua org itiew fefetz dinch meletop itiew menghiasi page Yahoo! Mail? Macam - sentap tak? Like - dah la baju azab (trying to be as simple and as casual as they can I guess) and then - muka, haiyoh! Very the pecah romah cha ya nun alif bukti kat Ipoh ok! Motif? Yahoo! Mail cannot get models meh? Haiyoh - susah2 call me lah. I can model for them, kan u ols? For those of you yang gunakan Yahoo! Mail, u ols perasan dak pic depa dua ekoq nih? Meluat aku nengok - especially yang the taller one tu. Hmmmm.. motifnye? Ape pendapat korang? Isk isk isk...
Next... issue; actually - the last issue.. ehehehe...
"Ade lah seorang hamba Allah nih, ditakdirkan buta. So si buta nih keluar lah rumah dia satu hari, nak gi kedai. Dari rumah nak ke kedai tu, dia kena seberangi sungai, yang dihubungkan dengan sebuah titi... So, ok lah - dia dah crossed the river, dah pi beli barang kat kedai semua. So lepas tu, dia pun nak balik lah. As dia sampai di titi tadi tu, dia stop. Dia dinch boleh cross the sungai lagi dah, sebab titi tu dah reban (roboh). Soalannya, HOW DID HE TAHU YANG TITI ITU SUDAH ROBOH!?" - answer akan diberikan setelah comment/ feedback dari anda sekali utk entry kali ini reaches 5 posts...
Ehehehehe ...
1. Once upon a time, I was that SHOWGIRL - Episode 2; will be published by midnight tonight...
2. Entry kisah benar - DIA ABANGKU... episode 2 (the final chapter on his kekantoian) will be out... SOON! Cannot tell just yet. Biar u ols tunggu dulu...
3. Some major changes WILL be done to the layout of this blogpage. Sooon... am working on the layout designs now...
4. More great entries will be posted soon - with pix InsyaAllah...
5. Different approach on attracting more and more new readers to my page; new marketing strategies I'd say...
6. Something's up this coming May 21st, 22nd and 23rd May nanti bersempena dengan cuti umum itiew. Apekah nye? Tunggu....
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
In this entry - its basically seeking feedback from u ols readers. Comments adalah dialu-alukan - lets communicate.
"They say a good writer is always the one yang boleh communicate dengan readersnye" - And so here - I would like to ask feedbacks dari u ols. Ape u ols think...
First up... Yahoo! Mail
Like, hello??? Excuse me? Motif gambar dua org itiew fefetz dinch meletop itiew menghiasi page Yahoo! Mail? Macam - sentap tak? Like - dah la baju azab (trying to be as simple and as casual as they can I guess) and then - muka, haiyoh! Very the pecah romah cha ya nun alif bukti kat Ipoh ok! Motif? Yahoo! Mail cannot get models meh? Haiyoh - susah2 call me lah. I can model for them, kan u ols? For those of you yang gunakan Yahoo! Mail, u ols perasan dak pic depa dua ekoq nih? Meluat aku nengok - especially yang the taller one tu. Hmmmm.. motifnye? Ape pendapat korang? Isk isk isk...
Next... issue; actually - the last issue.. ehehehe...
"Ade lah seorang hamba Allah nih, ditakdirkan buta. So si buta nih keluar lah rumah dia satu hari, nak gi kedai. Dari rumah nak ke kedai tu, dia kena seberangi sungai, yang dihubungkan dengan sebuah titi... So, ok lah - dia dah crossed the river, dah pi beli barang kat kedai semua. So lepas tu, dia pun nak balik lah. As dia sampai di titi tadi tu, dia stop. Dia dinch boleh cross the sungai lagi dah, sebab titi tu dah reban (roboh). Soalannya, HOW DID HE TAHU YANG TITI ITU SUDAH ROBOH!?" - answer akan diberikan setelah comment/ feedback dari anda sekali utk entry kali ini reaches 5 posts...
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1. Once upon a time, I was that SHOWGIRL - Episode 2; will be published by midnight tonight...
2. Entry kisah benar - DIA ABANGKU... episode 2 (the final chapter on his kekantoian) will be out... SOON! Cannot tell just yet. Biar u ols tunggu dulu...
3. Some major changes WILL be done to the layout of this blogpage. Sooon... am working on the layout designs now...
4. More great entries will be posted soon - with pix InsyaAllah...
5. Different approach on attracting more and more new readers to my page; new marketing strategies I'd say...
6. Something's up this coming May 21st, 22nd and 23rd May nanti bersempena dengan cuti umum itiew. Apekah nye? Tunggu....
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Dialah Abangku...
Dearest all...
Remember pagi tadik I told you guys that I have something very derrr sensasi nak cerits kan? Well.. here this. It's about my brother and how he 'kantoi' with ME, adik dia sendiri! Mek suke mek suke caras muka abang sendiri! LOL!!!
Ok, so, ok, so,... like, it's like, HAIYOH! HOW DO I START NIH!?!?!? OK... I have 2 big brothers and one small sister. And since small, I was kindda like VERY the rapat with my second brother nih. Memang since we shared the same bedroom (until he left me for boarding school for form 4 and form 5 in 88 and 89 kot), so we were practically tak dapat ok nak dipisahkan. Very der punye rapat, tapi well figured, bile dia tinggalkan mek ke boarding school (which waktu tu mek still bongsu in the family) - I felt, ditched, unwanted, tak disayangi abang sendiri (yess yess call it drama queen since the day I was born ok!) Ehehe. SO since that period of time, me and my Abang N went so like very apart, although I still love him, tapi, tah lah, macam, we weren't as close as before. So thats the whole issue of how once rapat - then tetiber jadi tak rapat for such long years - lepas tu baru rapat balik, tapi pun, rapat lite2. Ehehehe.
So since dari dia in boarding school sampai ke time he left for England to study sane, I memang kenal sangat his circle of friends. S and T were like his kawan paaaaaaaling baik and as far as I was concerned, when I was 17yo, I sudah boleh figured out that S and T, dua dua very der adik2. Very the lembut lite2. So that made me wondered abt my own abang. Abang ku nih, straight ke idak? Hurmmmmm... you know, he does have a nice ass yang tertonggek sikit for a straight guy - I wondered to myself, and sometimes even discussed it with my friends
I kept on wondering about my abang's lifestyle and sexual preferences since I was 16 actually, but never took it seriously until I habis SPM and furthered my studies as well. After habis second semester form 4 kat MRSM, cuti semester tu, me went to London to visit my Abang N for 3 weeks. 3 weeks kat sana mek belajar la jugak dua tiga bende pasal my Abang N nih. Selain dari very the moodirina dan selalu jer feeling2 period (he's soooo soo like me, kan? Ehehe) - he had a lot of GUY friends instead of girl friends. Hmmmmm... tak per. Nothing funny happened waktu 3 minggu mek kat London time itiew. Although... hmmm... tah lah.
But this one very funny kes jadik kat Subang - both of us were on Summer holidays in 1998. So anyways, he ngan I waktu tu stayed lah kat our apartment in USJ - sort of like, for a while jer. So my friends and all had the chance to actually meet my abang yang time tu masuk Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor of The Year 1998. Please lah! Kezis! Ehehehe...
I remembered that it was at Subang Parade; I was with couple of my adik2 friends also... sitting down, lepaks, when he called my mobile...
"J... where are u?"
"J kat Parade ler Abang N... awat?"
"I need u to pass Mama something. U're meeting her up later kan? Abang N nak gi Genting kejap lagi with few friends, so takut tak sempat nak pass to Mama..."
"Ha... meh la hantaqkan kat J kat Parade nih..."
Then - moments later, he came, and passed me this envelope ape tah, to have it passed to my mom. As he was walkin' away from me and my friends...
"Eh... J... your abang, gay also like you ah?"
Whhhatt!!?!?!? This friends of mine can tell!?!? Haiyoh - so much for him being soooo straight!
"E eh? I didn't say anything..."
"J, wei, common' lah. Like, any idiot can tell? He jalan tertonggek, jari nak passkan ko envelope tu tadi very der lah melentiks... you think we all cannot detect meh? And you told us he dances ballroom dancing kan?"
"Excuse me - latin dancing champion lah dia tu... Ooooppss!" yes, me and my big bloody mouth! Pecahkan lobang abang sendiri.... MEK SUKE!!!!!!!!!!! Eehehehe.
"Theree! LATIN somemore. So that explains the tonggekness and the lentikness! DUH!"
Haiyoh - my friends can detect katanye... to whom yang mek tak pernah citer apa apa pasal my brother being gay ke ape ke. Hummmmmmm... lagi mek curious lah pasal dia nih. Mek had to find out more!!!
I managed to meet up S, kawan abang kiew yang by 98 tu dah one of Malaysia's top tennis players who so happened to work and play tennis for Public Bank. Ooppss - too detail too detail. Ehehe. Anyhow, mek jumpe si S tu, mek korek2 lah pasal abang mek. Rupenye... as much as I wanted to korek, S refused to tell me anything... dia cakap...
"He is your brother.. you go lar find out him what he has been doin' in London since 1990 tu..."
Sounded as if macam, dah dinch rapats jer? Gaduh ke? Alaaa.. lantak lah - that wasn't my area of concern and definitely was not my problem- diaorang still kawan ke idak ke, lantak lah. Tapi mek sense yang diaorang dah dinch rapat. Mesti kes jeles2 tarik rambut gittiew. Eheheh. My Abang N memang jeles ngan S since they were in form 1 lagi, mek noticed, as S was really good in tennis, and Abang N wasn't. And S wasn't the genius and the brainiest in the class - Abang N was as for that matter. So ade lah kelebihan dan kekurangan masing2 - which LATER I found out MEMANG diaorang dah tak rapat and dua2 memang busuk hati on each other. SO ADIK2!
On the other hand, kelembikkan kelembutan si S nih mek dapat rasakan awal2 lagi dah. And he was kindda very open about himself, so lagi membuatkan mek meluak2 nak tahu pasal my abang pada waktu itiew, yang dah lama kususpect tapi, mek dinch dapat any black and white... urghh!!!! Sentaps!
Nak dijadikan cerita, THANKS TO mIRC again, yang telah menjawab segalan kenfongkiusan mek pada waktu itiew. You see, kat our apartment, ado lah this pc that me and my bro shared. And Abang N ngan mek ALWAYS make it a point, sapa yang last guna pc, kena clear cookies, histories and bla bla bla. So one night mek masuk pc mek and mek masuk mIRC. Nahhhh! Ade some details tak diclearedkan. Sapa lagi punye details - kalau tak abang aku si nangoi tu. Dia sebok suruh clearkan everything - dia pulak lupa. Mek abaikan? DINCH! Mek take note ok nickname itieew!!! Tulis dalam notebook nih. Lepas pada malam itiew, EVERYTIME aku online kat memana - mek MUSTI check if THAT nickname was online at that time. Tuhan tu maha nak menunjukkan kat mek - one fine day, as me kat cc - I online, nah!!!!!!! Check check, that nickname yang ade kat PC mek itiew, ONLINE ALSO! Check ip - CONFIRMED - ip add umah mek! Check channels - haiyoh!!!!!!! GAYASIAN and GAYMALAYSIA katanya! Nah thats it!
Bermula lah kes mek mencaras mukanye dlm mIRC; I purak2 menyamar jadik GWM (gay white man- as abang mek memang RAMAI, and I DO SAY, RAMAAAAI kawan mat salleh dari Malays or Malaysians... so mek had that strong feeling dia taste GWM!) dan mek mengayat lahhh lawyer yang baru 2 3 tahun bekerja itiew dan bergelar Latin Dance Champion itiew! Hehehehe...
Nak tahu apa mek caras kat muka dia!? Eheheeh - tunggu sambungannya nanti... Mueieueiueieueieueieu..............
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Remember pagi tadik I told you guys that I have something very derrr sensasi nak cerits kan? Well.. here this. It's about my brother and how he 'kantoi' with ME, adik dia sendiri! Mek suke mek suke caras muka abang sendiri! LOL!!!
Ok, so, ok, so,... like, it's like, HAIYOH! HOW DO I START NIH!?!?!? OK... I have 2 big brothers and one small sister. And since small, I was kindda like VERY the rapat with my second brother nih. Memang since we shared the same bedroom (until he left me for boarding school for form 4 and form 5 in 88 and 89 kot), so we were practically tak dapat ok nak dipisahkan. Very der punye rapat, tapi well figured, bile dia tinggalkan mek ke boarding school (which waktu tu mek still bongsu in the family) - I felt, ditched, unwanted, tak disayangi abang sendiri (yess yess call it drama queen since the day I was born ok!) Ehehe. SO since that period of time, me and my Abang N went so like very apart, although I still love him, tapi, tah lah, macam, we weren't as close as before. So thats the whole issue of how once rapat - then tetiber jadi tak rapat for such long years - lepas tu baru rapat balik, tapi pun, rapat lite2. Ehehehe.
So since dari dia in boarding school sampai ke time he left for England to study sane, I memang kenal sangat his circle of friends. S and T were like his kawan paaaaaaaling baik and as far as I was concerned, when I was 17yo, I sudah boleh figured out that S and T, dua dua very der adik2. Very the lembut lite2. So that made me wondered abt my own abang. Abang ku nih, straight ke idak? Hurmmmmm... you know, he does have a nice ass yang tertonggek sikit for a straight guy - I wondered to myself, and sometimes even discussed it with my friends
I kept on wondering about my abang's lifestyle and sexual preferences since I was 16 actually, but never took it seriously until I habis SPM and furthered my studies as well. After habis second semester form 4 kat MRSM, cuti semester tu, me went to London to visit my Abang N for 3 weeks. 3 weeks kat sana mek belajar la jugak dua tiga bende pasal my Abang N nih. Selain dari very the moodirina dan selalu jer feeling2 period (he's soooo soo like me, kan? Ehehe) - he had a lot of GUY friends instead of girl friends. Hmmmmm... tak per. Nothing funny happened waktu 3 minggu mek kat London time itiew. Although... hmmm... tah lah.
But this one very funny kes jadik kat Subang - both of us were on Summer holidays in 1998. So anyways, he ngan I waktu tu stayed lah kat our apartment in USJ - sort of like, for a while jer. So my friends and all had the chance to actually meet my abang yang time tu masuk Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor of The Year 1998. Please lah! Kezis! Ehehehe...
I remembered that it was at Subang Parade; I was with couple of my adik2 friends also... sitting down, lepaks, when he called my mobile...
"J... where are u?"
"J kat Parade ler Abang N... awat?"
"I need u to pass Mama something. U're meeting her up later kan? Abang N nak gi Genting kejap lagi with few friends, so takut tak sempat nak pass to Mama..."
"Ha... meh la hantaqkan kat J kat Parade nih..."
Then - moments later, he came, and passed me this envelope ape tah, to have it passed to my mom. As he was walkin' away from me and my friends...
"Eh... J... your abang, gay also like you ah?"
Whhhatt!!?!?!? This friends of mine can tell!?!? Haiyoh - so much for him being soooo straight!
"E eh? I didn't say anything..."
"J, wei, common' lah. Like, any idiot can tell? He jalan tertonggek, jari nak passkan ko envelope tu tadi very der lah melentiks... you think we all cannot detect meh? And you told us he dances ballroom dancing kan?"
"Excuse me - latin dancing champion lah dia tu... Ooooppss!" yes, me and my big bloody mouth! Pecahkan lobang abang sendiri.... MEK SUKE!!!!!!!!!!! Eehehehe.
"Theree! LATIN somemore. So that explains the tonggekness and the lentikness! DUH!"
Haiyoh - my friends can detect katanye... to whom yang mek tak pernah citer apa apa pasal my brother being gay ke ape ke. Hummmmmmm... lagi mek curious lah pasal dia nih. Mek had to find out more!!!
I managed to meet up S, kawan abang kiew yang by 98 tu dah one of Malaysia's top tennis players who so happened to work and play tennis for Public Bank. Ooppss - too detail too detail. Ehehe. Anyhow, mek jumpe si S tu, mek korek2 lah pasal abang mek. Rupenye... as much as I wanted to korek, S refused to tell me anything... dia cakap...
"He is your brother.. you go lar find out him what he has been doin' in London since 1990 tu..."
Sounded as if macam, dah dinch rapats jer? Gaduh ke? Alaaa.. lantak lah - that wasn't my area of concern and definitely was not my problem- diaorang still kawan ke idak ke, lantak lah. Tapi mek sense yang diaorang dah dinch rapat. Mesti kes jeles2 tarik rambut gittiew. Eheheh. My Abang N memang jeles ngan S since they were in form 1 lagi, mek noticed, as S was really good in tennis, and Abang N wasn't. And S wasn't the genius and the brainiest in the class - Abang N was as for that matter. So ade lah kelebihan dan kekurangan masing2 - which LATER I found out MEMANG diaorang dah tak rapat and dua2 memang busuk hati on each other. SO ADIK2!
On the other hand, kelembikkan kelembutan si S nih mek dapat rasakan awal2 lagi dah. And he was kindda very open about himself, so lagi membuatkan mek meluak2 nak tahu pasal my abang pada waktu itiew, yang dah lama kususpect tapi, mek dinch dapat any black and white... urghh!!!! Sentaps!
Nak dijadikan cerita, THANKS TO mIRC again, yang telah menjawab segalan kenfongkiusan mek pada waktu itiew. You see, kat our apartment, ado lah this pc that me and my bro shared. And Abang N ngan mek ALWAYS make it a point, sapa yang last guna pc, kena clear cookies, histories and bla bla bla. So one night mek masuk pc mek and mek masuk mIRC. Nahhhh! Ade some details tak diclearedkan. Sapa lagi punye details - kalau tak abang aku si nangoi tu. Dia sebok suruh clearkan everything - dia pulak lupa. Mek abaikan? DINCH! Mek take note ok nickname itieew!!! Tulis dalam notebook nih. Lepas pada malam itiew, EVERYTIME aku online kat memana - mek MUSTI check if THAT nickname was online at that time. Tuhan tu maha nak menunjukkan kat mek - one fine day, as me kat cc - I online, nah!!!!!!! Check check, that nickname yang ade kat PC mek itiew, ONLINE ALSO! Check ip - CONFIRMED - ip add umah mek! Check channels - haiyoh!!!!!!! GAYASIAN and GAYMALAYSIA katanya! Nah thats it!
Bermula lah kes mek mencaras mukanye dlm mIRC; I purak2 menyamar jadik GWM (gay white man- as abang mek memang RAMAI, and I DO SAY, RAMAAAAI kawan mat salleh dari Malays or Malaysians... so mek had that strong feeling dia taste GWM!) dan mek mengayat lahhh lawyer yang baru 2 3 tahun bekerja itiew dan bergelar Latin Dance Champion itiew! Hehehehe...
Nak tahu apa mek caras kat muka dia!? Eheheeh - tunggu sambungannya nanti... Mueieueiueieueieueieu..............
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
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