Dearest all,

After the tragic kaputness of my pc last night, which apparently hilangkan the whole entry about my 1 hour plus work of part two of the "Bile tibe time mandi di MRSM Balik Pulau" entry, comes this new and improved part 2. Not to say last night punye entry yang hilang tu old and inferior, but, lets just say this one ade lah sikit tambahan sana sini…

^{Sekadar gambar hiasan - taken from Pittsburgh International Hostel photo album - though how I wish MRSM BP punye toilet cam nih, kan?}

So basically in part 1, kite telah didedahkan dengan how I tak suka the toilet/ bilik air kat my dorm, how I malu dan segan silu to mandi kat toilet/ shower tak berpintu tu, what did most of us (me and my group) buat during mandi time, and etc. Now in this part 2, it’ll be more of 18sx lah sikit. Paham2 ajer lah, so, adik2, sila dapatkan kebenaran ibubapa anda sebelum proceed nak baca this entry, ok nah? Hehehehehe :)

So anyways, sepertimana yang kita semue sedia maklum, kehidupan diasrama memang mengundang macam2 pengalaman, especially when it comes to tinggal kat dorm student putera dan jugak bab bab mandi/ toilet dan aktiviti2 riadah the boys dalam bilik air. Eheheh.

So dalam part 2 nih, I akan story morry kan bab bab aktiviti2 the boys dalam toilet,aktiviti2 binatang me and my friends, be it dalam dorm or dalam toilet itself (I know the story is about time dalam toilet tapi apa yang berlaku dalam bilik tidur/ dorm also, ade kesinambungannya ok), mek also akan storykan bab bab bile tibanya time tak der water supply, dan, mek akan sentuh sikit bab hantian (hantu) – kisah2 benar yang telah berlaku dan jugak kisah2 dongeng yang kami dengar2 sepanjang 2 years kat MRSM (so since this entry mek buat tatkala matahari tgh mencanak atas kepala [during day light lerrr], so I think I might just be brave enough to do more hantian stories dari semalam. Semalam meremang sial bulu roma mek… walaupun citer satu kes hantian jer. Eeeee…)

So, ok, now, mek akan go straight to za pointz, nah? Berikut adalah aktiviti2 binatang me and my group (selain dari main Miss Miss pageant olok2 sambil berkemban or kalau dalam dorm, main dengan kain cadar dan selimut… hehehe) bile time mandi kat dalam dorm MRSM Balik Pulau.

NOTE: This happened lepas insiden mek diterokai ******. So ala ala dah berani dah la sikit dan jugak berpanglaman, thanks to ******. So apparently waktu tu kitaorang dah di alam semester 2 dan sudah berani mati buat keje2 ini semue. Jgnlah ditanye bile dah bergelar senior di semester 3 dan semester 4. Lagi binatang ok! Ehehe. Cuma semester 4 kitaorang slow down sikit, ala ala kurang sikit membinatangkan diri dan mempleasurekan the boys sebab concentrate nak SPM. Hehehe. Err, what incident with ******? When? How? Where? Haiyoh!!! Dinch baca ke bab how I lost my ass virginity at the tender age of 16 itiew? Tsk tsk tsk - Dah dah, go read that one first. Tsk tsk tsk. Sentap! Ehehehehe.

Mengendap/ mengintai the boys buat aktivi2 riadah mereka, would definitely be the aktiviti
yang paling awal kitaorang buat. Yer lah, takkan terus2 nak gi tgk, mesti start off with intai mengintai, kan?

-Mandi ramai2 dalam keadaan bogel/ separuh bogel (with underware) – kexi ok diaorang dah pandai mandi dalam keadaan bogel. So bile time2 diaorang mandi cam tu, kami selalu mengitai dari atas (that’s when dorm atas came in handy – leh intai dari atas heheh). Macam2 style ade. Feeling jugak jenantan nih bila time mandi. Naik meluat kadang2 tgk. Yang kami taste itiew, ok lah, worth it lah jugak nak mengintai. Yang kami dinch taste? Nahhh! That’s it! Bohsan! Itu lah sebabnya untung mandi awal. Leh lari cepat2 naik atas dan mengintai the boys (ehehe bukan lepas mandi awal, nak gi surau… kexi kan? Ehehe)

Bile sudah berani mengendap/ mengintai, timbul rase berani mati nak tgk sendiri ala ala depan2 (depan2 here means, intai dari dorm bawah – the actions selalunye bebudak dorm bawah yang buat). And bende yang kami nak sangat intai would be the most talked about activiti dikalangan the boys waktu dalam dorm/ toilet dorm. Mereka (I’d say ade lah dalam 5 to 6 of them) yang akan buat Fiesta Cikcapan dalam toilet(cikcapan means, melancap, u know, masturbate? Ewwwww) – Yerrr lah, these boys, ala ala regulars lah dalam buat2 hal ini. Not to say they do this event often, I’d say sepanjang dua tahun kat MRSM, ade lah 4 times kot we ie me and my roommate encountered this event secara tak sengaja dan twice we were caught in action mengintai diaorang. Dan terus, dipaksa either menjadi pemerhati terhormat atau terpaksa jadik jury. Sbb during this fiesta, the boys were competing for:

- ciknek siape paling panjang? (Seriously mek pernah ukur, the longest would be 18cm. Senak sundelll!!!!)

- who can tahan cikcap paling lama tanpa memancutkan air mani? (Record paling lama, 45 minutes, paling cepat, 5 minutes kot? Or was it less than 5? Hmmm. Yang paling lama itiew, mek sempat tongkat dagu ok, menunggu, air liur pun leh keluar... lama sial!)

- siape yang cumm paling jauh? (haiyoh! If only ade measuring tape. Ade some of the boys, REALLY memuntahkan air mani mereka yang berdas das itiew, jauh nak mampus. Like you have to shout Hey wait for me!!! cam tu punya jauh. Bukan cakap, tapi JERIT. Ehehehe)

- air mans siape yang paling pekat? Or cair for that matter?

Dannnn jugak

- siape shoots air mani paling banyak! Penuh tak satu cawan? Eheheeh

Tak cukup dengan aktiviti kezi itu, me and my group, would perform OPERASI NYAH (ON) on the boys, selected boys that is. This ON akan only berlaku pada hari Sabtu malam, when turn boys keluar outing during the day. Why? Sebab kalau dah siang outing, malam2 diaorang tentu akan penat. So what happened was like, each of us in our group, will determine siape boys mane yang akan jadik mangsa ON malam itiew. We have to decide awal2, takut nanti clash, like maybe, my roommie and me would end up picking the same boy, HOW!? Ehehehe. So anyways, lepas dah berkumpul dalam my room, and dah decided itiew ini, we would go to our respective boy’s punye room, and start offering a helping hand, either touching the boys punye, erm, you know! Ciknek, OR, ade yang lebih advance, masukkan tangan dalam kain/ seluar dan jalankan adengan cikcapan mesra dan relawan. Eheheeh. The boys tak sedar ke? Ade yang sedar dan pura2 buat tak tahu. Ade yang bebetul tak sedar langsung ok! Ekeke. Tak pernah kena tangkap? Tak jugak… tapi waktu awal2 kemunculan ON, kecoh seminggu among bebudak boys pasal ciknek mereka diraba diramas dan dicikcap sampai memancut2 air mani itiew tanpa disedari, ade yang sedar, cuma pura2 tannak citer, segan kot. Tapi lama ke lamaan, citer tu dah hilang – so, the once dibekukan ON telah diaktifkan kembali… hehehe. This ON started to get out of hand bile ade antara ahli kumpulan The Magnificent Five yang sudah berani buat dengan warden! Haiyoh! Jgn mek tak tahu ade yang berani mampos buat dengan warden ok. Mana aku tahu? Ehehe – jgn sampai mek pecah lobang dalam nih bab mek nampak u ols (the accused) jalan slow2 ke belakang dorm dan belok ke kiri dan kiri lagi, masuk ke bilik warden. Haiyoh! Mek tahu ok! Ehehehe… So pasal ON nih, ade jugak yang mengundang ala ala light2 sexual activities dalam bilik masing2. Macam lahhh tak der geng2 mek yang terus jadik permanent cikloi service provider dalam bilik boys pilihan hati? Ade nye lah. Mek tahu. I know sebab I had ******. Ehehehe.

Ok enough about that kes kes kexi itiew – timbul la pulak issue Bile tak der supply H2O! Nahhh! That’s it! Semua student ala ala jadik mat2 serta minah2 Hendon (haiyoh, tersedak Hendon [or is it Endon?] bini PM kita, Pak Lah itiew. Sorry ya buk! I wasn’t referring to you) Mek maksudkan nuh naaahhh student2 putera puteri puterai semuanye dah serupa mat2 minah2 INDON yang mandi kat PILI BOMBA! Sedeh ok!!! Ramai suke ala ala bercangkung dan bertinggung (eh, bukan dua dua tu maksud sama ke? Hmmm) dan mandi bawah pili bomba itiew, air kuat sundel, very the sedap. Tapi mek dinch! Dinch mau bertinggung bercangkung seperti itiew. Mek sanggup tadah air itiew dalam my baldi, and then cebok air tu dan siram ala ala mandi macam Ramona Rahman dalam Isabella itiew. Feeling ok!! Berkemban, dah. Cuma air dalam baldi tu jer tarak bunga2an. Ehehehe. Tapi seingat2 mek sepanjang 2 tahun study kat sana, ade lah less than 5 times kot incident kes tak der water supply nih berlaku. The rest of the time, ok sahaj u ols.

Speaking of bab bab mandi nih jugak, did I tell u guys how me and Aizul my roommate, sanggup nih turun ke dewan selera, amik air panas dan fill ‘em in our baldi, then baru bawak masuk bilik air, campur ngan air yang sediakala sejuk itiew, then, lepas dah ala ala suam2 sugi gittu, baru nak mandi; EVERY morning ok!? Well – that berlaku only for like the first 2 3 months jer. I knew that nonsense wouldn’t last longer than 3 months. Ehehehe.

Now the hantian (kes hantu) itiew, I decided to skip for awhile dari dipublish dalam entry nih. Macam, kes2 hantian tu, mek dinch ade feeling mau tulis la pulak tiba2. NO, bukan takut tau! Eheheh – but seriously last night memang meremang bulu roma mek bile menaip citer itiew. Probably now sebab during the daytime, so mek ala ala dinch feeling nak kisahkan hal ini dalam entry nih for now. So, who knows? Maybe ade Part 3? And entry only bab hantian ke? Ehehehe – kalau ade, aaaaaaade lah. Kalau takder, sorry nah… eheheh.

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

I cannot believe this - I have to REDO everything since everything just suddenly went kaput! GONE! MISSING! ALL! Benci nye!? I so like lost mood for this stupid entry! Urgh!!!! If only I buat kat Words tadi, confirm can auto-recovery. Nih!? Buat kat sinik!? ADO! Nan ado!!!!

I'm sorry - I just hate when this sort of things happen. Damn! Anyways, I shall not waste anymore time. NO, I will NOT rewrite the whole darn thing! Not just yet that is. Hehehe. I'm heading off to bed. I'll do this PART II- "Bile tibe time mandi kat MRSM Balik Pulau" when I have the bloody mood! Sial jer! Gawdddd I'm pisssed! See ya alls!!!

NOTE: Preview siket ape mek dah tulis dari pukul 10.50pm tadik sampai now, eh, actually tadi at 11.45pm since now dah 12.34am. Sentapnye!!!:
- Aktiviti2 the boys ie. they cikcap ramai2, they mandi bogel ramai, pesti fiesta cikcap... and stuffs
- Aktiviti2 the jambus i.e me and my friends ie. we ols mengendap/mengintai the boys, we turut serta dalam aktiviti muhibbah fiesta cikcap the boys as either pemerhati bebas or jadik jury. Ehehe. And we also do ON (operasi Nyah) - details? Nanti lah. Mood dinch ade!
- Tatkala MRSM BP dinch ade water supply - this was when bebudak mrsm bp ala ala jadik mat2 serta minah2 Indon mandi kat Pili Bomba
- Sedikit citer hantian yang buatkan my bulu roma all standing manding- self explained.

Ok lah - mek nak berZZZzzzZZZzzz duliewww. Sentap nyeeeee!!! Benci tau. Dah HABIS buat dah the whole darn entry, tau tau kaput! Setanz betul! I think I'll work on this entry esok jer lah! Sentap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's one of those days when you wake up from bed, getting a msg from a dear friend, telling to check out his page. And so I did - and yes, I was touched. I went to Tukang Taip's blogpage, and found out he sort of like did this short/ brief description about me and my page...

^{Sources ini dipetik dari page TT yang beralamat
di URL http://tukangtaip2005.blogspot.com... hehehe}

Yes peeps - TT buat this in his page. Awww- isn't he sweet? Haiyak... now I'm truly touched. Ehehe. Noticed his choice of words, haiyoh... menangisss ok! Ehehe. Anyways TT, just a short entry to tell the world what a wonderful friend/abang you have been and that your words always buatkan I tersentuh... ehehehe. And also to say a big warm thank you for all those wonderful comments and compliments you gave me sepanjang kite berkenalan... :)

^{PS - TT, check your mail, I've mailed the pics :) Your qs for the interview - am still workin' on in bro. Sabaq sabaq sat, nah? Eheehehehe}


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

^{Skadar gambaq hiasan utk entry nih je nah???}

Talking about bilek ayaq (slang Penang kena la keluaq siket dalam ceghita nih…), I remembered waktu mula2 jejakkan kaki ke dalam dorm tu, the first thing I checked was the toilet. Haiyoh! I know, I wasn’t like expecting Hilton KL’s suite bathroom ke ape ke, tapi I was kindda like mengharapkan it would be somewhat, elookkk la jugak utk mek mandi dan buat pelaburan. Naaaaahhh! Azabb ok! Very der azab. Lumut hijau hijauan itiew, practically everywhere! Lipas siang siang buta pun ade u ols! Sentap ok! Tikus!? Pagi petang siang malam ade jer yang buat lintas hormat! Tu belum mek cakap pasal bau air kencing here and there. Haiyoh! Azab ok, yang tak dapat dimaafkan! Tgk jamban pulak u ols, haiyoh – menangis teteks mak ok! SEDEH! And guess what? NO SHOWER CURTAINS? That’s it! Matilah aku!

Di awal2 kemunculan mek dalam bilek ayaq dorm mek kat bawah itiew, mek dinch mau mandi dalam shower area tak bercurtain itiew bersama teman2 seperjuangan yang lain. No way mek nak dedahkan my upper part itiew dengan hanya memakai shorts or kain pelekat? No wayyyy jose! Aurat ok! Hehehe. Mek SANGGUP bawak baldi, isi ayaq, bawak cedok, masuk mandi dalam toilet jamban azab itiew ok. Mek remembered there were more than 8 kot bilik2 jamban yang obviously berpintu. Yang paling hujung sekali, yang paling dekat dengan bilik mek tu lah jadik tumpuan aku as yang tu jer lah yang boleh tahan pon. Yang lain, sedeh… Aizul my roommate suke jerit kat mek,

“Hoi pondan. Ko nih kenapa mandi dalam jamban? MRSM dah sediakan shower nih, sini jer la mandi. Ko nih kan?”

I say every time, everyyyy time nak mandi jer mesti dia tengking mek cam tu. Mek tak pedulik, mek tak kisah. Asalkan I get my privacy, that was all that matters to me waktu itiew. Selesa ke ape ke, belakang cerits.

Tapi tak lama la lepas itiew, I think dalam pertengahan semester satu, mek sudah pandai nak join my roommate yang feeeeeling berkemban setiap kali nak mandi itiew. Yer, mek sudah pandai jinak2 diri mandi dalam shower area yang tak der curtain itiew. Mek also berkemban u ols, feelings also. Suke tau. Pastu, kan my group ade 5 orang plus me la kan. Except for Amirul, dia kan dorm atas. So nanti mek citer pasal dorm atas punye toilet lak. Now, yang kat bawah nih. Kalau dalam pukul 6.20ptg tu, dah leh dgr bising riuh rendah dah nih bilek ayaq kat dorm tu. Bising pasai apa? Nope, bukan dengan bebudak jantan; diaorang masih sebok kat padang bola la, main bola la, rugby la, itu la ini la. Yang ada dalam bilik ayaq time2 cam tu, hanye 4 orang darai sunti yang saling berkemban2 dan membawa baldi dan cedok, serta tuala dililit dikepala ala ala feeeeling rambut panjang, dan tidak ketinggal cermin – setiap sorang ade satu ok. Bawak sendiri punye cermin tu tau, ala ala buat nak tgk time nak cuci muke. Eheheh. Kami bising cam mana? Yer lah. Terjerit2 ala ala melawak2 di persisiran pantai, walhal dalam shower room jer. Pastu kalau sorang menyanyi, lagi 3 ekoq jadik back up singers. Selalunye si Pian soara soprano tu la akan melalak bagai nak rak, mek, Aizul dan Rizal akan jadik back up singers. Tapi SELALU also mek enterprame – nak jer be center of attraction, biaq pi la dalam toilet dorm yang maha azab itiew. So self centered bitch kan? Ehehe. Time2 tu lagu CURIGA Ning Baizura yang akan selalu jadi pilihan. Yer lah, dalam toilet kan bergema, so bile feeling2 tarik suara soprano, confirm menjadi. Ehehe.

Then, by 6.45pm gitu la roughly, nah, that’s it! Boys will be boys tu semue dah mula menyemak dalam toilet. And time time tu lah, 4 darai terpinggir yang terpilu nih pon mula la beransur keluaq. Waktu nak keluaq, mata semue tunduk bawah nih. Yer lah, time tu, melihat batang konek lelaki lain, haram ok! Eheheheeh. Cam gampang kan? Tapi mak tau Aizul suka curi pandang boys2 tu mandi, time2 nak keluar tu. Selalu jer dia sengih2. Feeling tau!

Dalam time2 nak mandi tu la selalunya banyak bende2 ‘menarik’ berlaku. Tapi mek dinch mau cerits lagi dlm entry nih. Now mek nak citer about one day kami berempat darai dorm bawah nih, buat lawatan sambil mandi muhibah ke toilet dorm atas. First time kiteorang mandi kat atas, best sangat. Awat toilet ataih bersih elok je? Nampak sangat geng2 yang duduk bawah semua cam lahanat guna toilet dinch tau guna bebetul. Atas clean je. Patutlah si Amirul tu always reject invitations kitaorang suruh mandi kat toilet bawah. Rupenye atas itiew lebih heaven katanye… ehehehe. Sentap! Dah la geng2 student2 putera yang duduk dorm atas banyak cando cando! SENTAP! Ehehehe. So anyways waktu mandi kat dorm atas nih la kitaorang ala ala dah mula berani main Miss2 utk swimwear round. Nyeh, sedeh tau kitaorang ala ala jambu2 gian nak bertanding ratu swimsuit. Hehehe – dengan gaya berkemban la, bertuala di kepala la, kecoh ok. Tapi itu also tidak semenarik apa yang bakal mek citer kan… aksi2 kitaorang intip boys lain mandi dan aktiviti2 ‘riadah’ diaorang dlm toilet… Nak tahu ape? Tunggu, nantikan Part 2.

Apa lagik mek nak spedo dalam entry Part 1 nih ek? Oh... Kitaorang berempat kat bawah nih kan, bile dah start masuk second semester, sudah pandai mandi lambat2, dan kerana itiew kite orang kena sound dengan warden. Sial tak? Those boys mandi lambat2 dan gi Maghrib kat surau lambat, tak pe? Kami jambu2 nih gi lambat je, dah kena sound. Sedeh kan? Macam pilih kasih gittu. Tapi normally Pian and Rizal and also Amirul kat atas tu selalu gi awal ke surau nak sembahyang. Tapi mek ngan Aizul, ado? Nan ado katanya. Hehehe. Selalunye kami dinch makan saman ok. Tetap nih gi lambat, sebab alasan mandi lama sbb membasuh baju la itu la ini la. Eheheh. Tapi sebenarnye??? Ade alasan lain katanye… nak tahu ape? Ehehe tu la, kena tunggu next entry, esok! Sabar nah? Eheheheeh…

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Dearest all...

Lookin' at the title - yes, me had a wonderful phonechat with my abang Tukang Taip (TT) last night over the phone; eh? Was it last night ke? Wednesday midnight lah kirenye, sebelum mek keluar dengan itiew Chef Aduka/ Gayboy Jambang itiew. Hehehe. So abang TT called me up lepas we chatted kat YM kejap like, what, less than 5 minutes, kan abang? (me asking TT nih) Eheh. Anyways, he decided to called me up sbb I was feeling all down and gloomy about my tagboard, and apparently he was also, tagboard dia also ala ala ade khutbah malam Rabu katenye. Ehehehe... So at least, dia ngan I same boat lah kirenye. So he decided to called me to cheer me up, and we talked and what not... and... what? Who's TT?

EXCUSE ME!?! Who is TT?!!! Haiyoh! You donno meh!? Like, HELLO!!?!! Where have you been all these while? Mek yang kat ceghuk Kedah nih pon tau latest updates of TT and somemore mek kenal dia pun also from bloggin' bloggin' nih la...

Mau tgk rupenye? Nih ha...
^{Sorry ek abang - me just amik jer one of the pics dalam your album, without your permission. Sorry. Let me know kalau u tak suke - I can remove it... :)}

Mau tgk blog page nye??? Nih ha... click HERE

Mau tgk album gambar2 meletoppps nye???? Nihhhh ha... click HERE


I'm sure I KNOW ade dua org akan tanye "Ape you sembang ngan TT?" "Lama ke dia call?" "Mana dia dapat phone number you"... well - mungkin lebih dari these two people but I'm VERY much sure yang these two person will definitely ask me these qs. Siape these two people?? Sendiri mau ingat... eheheh.

To answer to some of the qs... well, he called me around 11pm on Wednesday night lepas we chatted kejap kat YM. He wanted to make sure I was ok, and since I was not, he decided to call him lepas I gave him my digits. We spoke over the phone, discussed some stuffs, talked about somethings - like personal stuffs, his life, my life - he made me do 'inflight announcement', just for him... kexi tau. Mek ala ala ingat2 lupa dah announcement itiew, tapi pasal TT punye pasal, mek gagahkan jua. Ehehe. Pastu, we laughed a lot, discussed about blogs and what not - masuk sikit bab bab personal life dia, and mine, and seriously sembang macam abang ngan adik thingie lah, kan TT kan kan kan? Seriously, I memang tak expected to talked to him over the phone for approx. 58minutes, nearly an hour ok. Tapi yer lah, he called jugak. So nice of him. Ehehe - baik sunggoh kan hati manusia nih, specifically, si TT nih, kan kan kan? Rajin2 lah calling malling me lepas2 nih, nah? Ehehehehe - maaaaaaaaaaaaaaati lah aku phone bill dia naik. Ehehehe.

Other than that, people, note pls: Me will be doin' an interview with TT, hopefully over the phone sbb memang sedap suara dia dalam phone, peramah orangnye. Kalau tak dapat phone interview, terpaksa lah either on YM or email. Tapi I planned and already told him about the interview qs, I akan emailkan kat dia. So I can forget the YM and phone interview... eheheh.

Good enough dia beri sokongan dan galakan serta some ideas to improve on my page, not to mention, gazillion tons of compliments yang keluar dari TT :)

This is just a brief intro about TT. Yes, sort of like macam mek mempromosikan blog dia serta promosi bagi blog mek also - like, sape2 nak tahu more inside out stories abt TT, jejenguk la page mek as the interview entry will be coming soon, insyaAllah...

Ok ok – sambungannya citer bab vcd gay yang terlekat dalam dvd player mek yang part I itiew begini rupa. Tapi sebelum itu, semalam punya entry part I tu, ade jugak org, readers setia mek bertanya,

"Kenapa tak keluarkan VCD tu awal2 sebelum org2 tu datang fix?"

and...

"Takkan u ols dinch tau ade vcd gay itiew didalam player itiew?"

Haiyoh, untuk menjawab soalan2 anda sekalian - namanye the last time mek 'ON' kan player tu was like 3 or 4 months ago? So ala ala mek dinch ingat ok apa yang ada dalam player itiew. And besides, kalau lah kaedahnye mek ingat also, dinch boleh buat apa apa la u ols. Sebabnye? Sebabnya karana function EJECT untuk luahkan vcd tu keluar dari mulut player itiew, dinch berfungsi. Sedehs… tu yang buatkan player tu rosak. Jgn cakap about ejecting the vcd out, nak 'ON' also cannot ok.

So anyways, sambungannye yang bab part I semalam itiew. Mek dengan sedeh dan cemas terpaksa menyaksikan dengan sayu jer pemergian Uncle Rahim dan 3 chicken2nye itiew dengan motor/scooter diaorang masing2. Yer, mereka pergi bersama dvd player kiew yang ade vcd gay itiew dalam player itiew. Haiyoh. "Apa lah nasib kiew lepas ini? Maaaaati lah aku!" – sentak hati mek sorang2 time2 itiew, sambil memerhatikan Uncle Rahim dan 3 chicken2nye hilang dari pandangan matakiew. I mean, mesti pecah lobang, kan? Mesti pecah lobang yang mek sebenarnye peminat vcd gay itiew dan layan vcd seks sama jenis!! Haiyoh kexinye, dah hinanye mek rase diri mek waktu tu. Macam dah the end of the world dah, like, THAT'S IT! Hehehe. DQ kan? Very der lah aku nih. "I could be straight and curious to watch Gay vcds?"… pikir hati mek sorang2. Ala ala cuba buat statement2 utk menyedapkan hati sendiri, walhal, maaaaaaaaaaati lah aku! "Owh well, I’ll think about it nanti lah.Kuase mek nak gundah gulana bab itiew sekarang." So what? Mek nak tenangkan otak dan fikiran mek jer u ols. Ehehehe.

Selang sehari dua katanye, mek terima panggilan katanye. Dari who? No, bukan pasal Uncle Rahim. Katanya the phone call was dari chicken yang tinggi lampai bagaikan galah perindiew itiew lah!!! Sedap suara dia dalam phonez u ols. Berair kejaps cik puks mek nih. Ehehehe. Ger2 terus.

"Player tu dah ghosak lah, ada some parts dah terbakaq. So kalau nak ganti, mahai nih. Tak berbaloi pon. Seghupa baik pi belik hat baghu punya, lagik senang ceghita… tak payah nak pening2kan kepala" ujarnya pada mek dalam phone lepas dia cakap kat mek, dia yang tinggi lampai putih2 dan muka macam Cina sikit tu. Motif dia explain dia yang mana satu? Yer lah – mek yang tanya dia yang mana satu, kan ade 3 chickens itiew. Ehehehe.

"Oh ya ka? Hmmm… tak pa la kalau macam tu…" Mek menjawab, ala ala sedikit tersekat2 menampakkan mek very der cemas ok. Mek feeling2 tahu2 jer dia akan bring up the vcd issue. Tapi mek also ade feeling2 yang dia nak mek yang bring up the issue duliew – Kalau mek yang nak kena tanya dia dulu, very cemas sbb, cam mana mek nak tanya dia, ek? Tapi, on the other hand, kalau DIA yang bring up the subject, haiyoh, itu very the lagi the cemas u ols!!!

So, there was this a moment of silence kejaps u ols between the two of us. Ala ala Ma'laikat lalu, kata org2 tua. So dalam pada tu, mek dah buat keputusan. Ape nak jadik pon jaaaaadilah. Mek have to take the risk, and ask him about the vcd. Mek dah tak tahan la like this, so cemas tensi mensi u ols. So lepas the silent mode tu, mek yang dah mengatur ayat dalam kepala hotak mek nih, sudah gaya nak bukak mulut itiew, nak menyoal bab vcd tu, naaaahhh!!! Si chicken nih pulak yang sambung bercakap… dan he was the one who brought up the issue vcd itiew.

"Yang pasai vcd tu, saya sendiri nak simpan dulu, leh dak?"

Betul ke ape mek dengan nih? Haiyoh! THAT’S IT! Dia nak jadikkan bahan bukti yang bahawasanye sekian2 orang (mek lah tu), yang tinggal disekian2 alamat (mek di alamat umah mek lah tu), memilikki vcd gay haram (maksudnye mek yang yang ditinggal di so and so alamat, memilikki vcd jantan main jantan, haiyoh!!!). That's it u ols! Maaaati lah aku!

"Nak buat apa?" Mek very the memberanikan diri tanya dia. I just had to ask, just had to. Yer lah, tak sepasai2 dia distribute kat satu Alor Star, pastu dia kata dia dapat dari mek yang duduk di sekian2 alamat, haiyoh – tak ke kes aniaya namanya cam itiew? Mek takut serta makin cemas ok, sambil mengunyah2 jem tart mek, luuupp luuppp masuk mulut. Yer lah, time2 tgh tensi bercampur cemas gentar getaran dijiwa; alamat nak tenangkan hati, kena ngap makan something. The nearest thing/food to me waktu itiew was my jem tart satu kotak itiew. Apa lagi lepas, sambil sembang kat phone tu dengan itiew chicken, sambil tu mek mengunyah tart itiew - utk menenangkan diri mek nih.

"Saja ja, awat, tak bole ka? Haghi tu dok layan vcd tu kat kedai soghang2. Terkejut gak mula2 tu. Tapi lama2 naik stim pulak. Cam best ja tgk" selamber biawak jer dia cakap cam tu ngan mek. Haiyoh!!! Could it be that dia also gabans? PLU coverina ka? Ke curious, macam mek? Ekekeek.

Mek yang tergamam, all I could say was… "OK" to him, u ols. Itu jer.

And true enough jangka minda dan firasat mek, dia tanya balik pada mek,

“Takkan 'OK' saja ja kot?” Haiyoh, sudah berani mampos budak nih nak serkap jarang mek. Very der!!! Saje je. Mek makin cemas nih, peluh berbaldi2 nih. Aiyoh – very propah kan? The bab 'peluh' I meant, ekeke.

So what happened selepas itiew… mek dinch mau komen – sbb, kalau mek cerits, confirm dah lari dari topic asal. Sebab topic asal entry nih pasal "Pecah Lobang Vcd Gay" itiew dalam player DVD mek. So, kalau mek mula bukak citer pasal mek cikloi ciknek chicken itiew, haiyoh – confirm lari topic. Opppss… did I said that out loud? Mek saje je buat contoh ja kat u ols, nak kasik u ols paham tujuan asal serta tema entry nih.

Nothing happened actually, seriously u ols!… Hehehe… why? Don't believe ah? Terpulanglah - mek dinch memaksa utk mempercayai entry mek nih. Tapi mek tetap nak keluakan statement, 'maaaaaaaaaati la aku!' Ehehehe.

Lastly, just wanna say - "I’m not that innocent" you know… :)

It was somewhere last month I think. Mek punye DVD player tetiber macam kesial jer rosak tak semena2, ala ala feeling nak berDQ *(drama queen) on its own. Mek ala ala sentap la jugak. Walhal player itiew yang baru dibeli tahun lepas (baru katenye... hehehe) dan jugak jarang2 sekali digunakan, tetap nak rosak! I guess that's what happened to players yang walaupun diclaim baru dan diclaim jarang sekali digunakan, namun, at a price of RM180, I guess, memang dah sesuwaiiii the player rosak also. Hehehe...

"Uncle Rahim, tolong lah tgk sat dvd player tu, awat dia buat peghangai *(perangai) tak tau?" mengadu mek kat Uncle Rahim over the phone, kenalan my pak sedara (uncle mek lah!). Sememangnye Uncle Rahim yang ade dua bekas gelap sikit kat dahi tu (tandanya wara' lah!) memang expert bab bab electronic dan electric, mempunyai kedai baikki alat2 electric dan electronicnya sendiri di Aloq Staq nih. Tak der lah famous tapi satu Aloq Staq nih tau la jugak siapakah Uncle Rahim. Bagaimana piula itiew? Kata tak famous tapi satu Alor Star tahu nih... tsk tsk tsk.

"Ada kat ghumai ka playa *(Dvd PLAYER tu ler kaedahnye... heheh) tu la ni? Tak pa. Kalau uncle tak boleh nak pi, sat gi uncle sughoh bebudak uncle nih pi tgk sat, nah?" Jelas nampak Uncle Rahim sibuk dan couldn't be bothered nak nengok what's wrong with my pathetic RM180 GC DVD player... Gelombang Cekal katanye brand player itiew. Ehehehehe.

Mek ala ala bila dah dgq Uncle Rahim habaq kat mek, 'bebudak' - haiyoh, mek memang agak very the chicken2 *(anak2 ikan- young boys, early 20s kindda boys) yang akan mai umah mek. True enough, ade 3 ekoq budak2, I think at their early 20s kot, mai la ghumah mek I think afternoon tu jugak selepas mek called Uncle Rahim tu pagi berkenaan. Nah, Uncle Rahim also ade katanye...

"Budak2 nih baghu start gheja ngan Uncle. So Uncle nak kena guide them jugak. Kigha macam instructor lah jugak Uncle nih ek?" Ramah jer Uncle Rahim menyapa mek setibanye mek dihadapan mereka. Mek seperti biasa sudah menggigit bibir, lazatz sekalis bebudak nih. Ehehe. Well, although tak der lah ketiga2nya cando, 2 orang jer yang cando, tapi, ok jer la la la... Yang sorang nih was wearing jeans lusuh with T-Shirt yang leh fit in lagi 3 org kot? Ehehe - kindda tall, I'd say 177cm, berat ala ala just nice kot, not too skiny not too gedebab. Muka cute lite2, with lite2 sugi sawo matang kaler kulitnye. Yang mek taste itiew, yang tinggi bagaikan pokok nyok *(Pokok kelapa ler u ols!!!) itiew. I think he must have been 182cm at least! Putih, ala ala mix Cina muka dia (that explains the height I guess kalau bebetul dia mix), pakai MU jersey (Go Manchester United!!! Heheh) and black jeans, dah yang penting, time dia duduk, selambak mek tgk ketulan kat jeans dia. Haiyoh, cair... ehehe.

Tapi lawak kan? DVD player, satu ja yang ghosak. Tapi mai nih, 4 oghang nih. Haiyoh. Tak larat ok mek tgk 4 org berkerumun dekat DVD player mek tu, very der mek rase bersalah. Eheheh. So tak per la. As the boys dok sebok belek pi belek mai DVD player mek tu, mek sempat bawak Uncle Rahim gi bilik Mak Tok sbb nak tgkkan lampu bilik Mak Tok lah, pastu lampu dapur tak menyala also. Then, mek noticed, bebudak boys tadik dari bising ala ala huu haa huu haa... tetiber diam.

Mek saje je la lalu tgk diaorang buat ape yang sampai diam tu. NAH!!!! THAT'S IT! Sudah dibukak DVD tu, tinggallah rangka. Dan tak kusangka2, mek yang seperti perasan ada bende dlm player tu, terus pi la dedekat, saje jer kononnya nak nengok2. Haiyoh!!!! VCD GAY itu GAY itiewwww katanya ada dalam player itiew! HAAA THAT'S IT! Terus pura2 keluarkan hp dari poket, konon2nya nak dial kawan, dan terus drama kejap, buat buat cakap telephone (so adik2 kan? Very der nak cover time2 malu ke ape ke, kan?). Nyeh! Azab ok time tu! Malu sangat. Patut lah bebudak boys tu duduk diam diam saling tgk ke bawah la, tgk each other lah, macam terkejut nih. Mek dah tryin' my level best tak mo tunjuk mek tgh malu or anything, lagi mek dinch mau Mak Tok tau apa apa. Tak cukup dengan tu, baru mek nak melangkah keluar dari scene itiew, nahhh, Uncle Rahim yang wara' tu pulak sebok mai nengok... sambil duduk dedekat bebudak itiew...

"Ha, apa dia masalahnya? Hampa dah check ka be...." Nyeh, he never sempat habiskan ayat itiew. As he bercakap itiew, dia dok belek sendirik player itiew, terus dia terdiam bila jari2 dia sampai kat belah tgh2 dimana vcd itiew dok terlekat elok jer dalam compartment itiew; with the vcd facing up, sah sah terpampang gambaq jantan cik loi cik nek dan cik tut serta a big title 'I love sucking boys' - no wonder dia terdiam... dia also ala ala terus tak tau nak buat apa nih, terus tell the boys to pack up...

"Errrr... arr, tak pa lah. Kami bawak balik pi dulu playa nih nak tgok tang mana yang ghosak. Apa apa nanti Uncle call, nah?" Haiyoh - VCD ITIEW!?!?! BAGIMANA PIULLLAAA!?!?!?! Mek dah bertambah cemas ok! Bebudak tu pun sepasai, ikut ja cakap boss depa. Kot ya pun, hampa bok koghek *(korek) keluaq lah vcd gay itiew dulu, kan???

Kesudahannya? Belum lagik lah. Esok ade sambungannya. Kire ade part II lah gittiew.
Tunggu sambungannya itiew, esok pagi... hehehe...




^{*Apa jadi pada player mek? Ape jadik pada VCD gay itiew? Dan... apa jadik pada mek!? Haiyoh!!! Mek cemas ok, very der!!! (sambil menghayun2kan tangan, melibas2, seperti sotong... heheh)}

You ols...

Mek suke nak caras si G nih sbb dia suke caras mek balik. Ehehe - ala ala mutual understanding. Dia ade fwrdkan 3 gambar dari hp dia (size asalnye, MAK DATOK!!! PUNYE lah besau! Mek terpaksa resize berkali2 utk dapat pic size yang just nize.. eheheh). 3 pics nih ala ala pics2 mangsa dari camera-phone Nokia dia tu la, yang baru itiew. Dulu ala ala dinch IT sangat, now dah berNOKIA, dasyat nih! Ehehehe...

So lets - lets let the photos do the talking for me today, nah? :) Mek ade banyak upcoming entries lagik. Interview dengan Mr 4T - THE TALENTED TUKANG TAIP lah... (interview laaaagi), pastu mek nak buat entry pasal kejayaan seorang hairdresser di Alor Star, Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha la... (yes, interview also!)... then, mek nak buat entry pasal rumah Tok Su tu la... haiyoyoh! Banyak lah entries mek! eheeheh - So as for now, lets!!! Jom tgk 3 pic amature yang disumbangikhlaskan oleh si Ginger De La Loca De Lakina De Lakuna!... Hehehehe (G! Sedap jugak mek propah nama hang cam tu kan? Mek suke, hang suke? Ehehehe)

<sup>NOTE: The boy spoke FIRST, baru lepas itiew abang itiew membalas kata2 laserina pada sibudak ketot Wallahua'lam anak sapa tah tetiber je enterprame... ehehe

NOTE: Mangsa sedah gelisah sambil mencuci kereta...

NOTE: Haiyoh!!! Berani mampos kan si G nih pi amik pic lohong lurah belakang orang? Kena sepak baru tau. Eerr, ke Abang itiew also sudah kasik hint2? Motif G ambik gambar belakang dan bukan depan? Adakah melalui gambar ini, G cuba memberitahu we ols yang dia (Miss G) sebenarnye, adelah, pondan top? Hehehehe</sup>

Dearest all,

As planned, I chatted with Sara Roxana Fedarova, the newly crowned Miss International (3rd runner-up) at the recent Miss Universe World 2005. Mek memula wanted to just email her the questions, as I figured out calling her, nah, that's it! Habis lah bill mek. Tau tau jer lah mek bile bergayut very derrr! So I smsed her and we ols berdua set the date nak jumpe kat YM (Yahoo Messenger) and there, mek terus buat interview itiew. Tau tau aje lah, Monday morning, mesti dia seboks kan u ols... So lets, ikuti interview mek dengan Miss Russia/ International 2005!!!

^{Miss Russia/ Miss International 2005 - Miss Sara Roxana Fedarova}

Nurlea Laurielle: U ols! Morning!!! Thanks for being on time! Ahaks!

Sara_MIntnl2005: Ok sahaj u ols. How are u lar?

Nurlea_Laurielle: Ok jugak, masih bernafaz... Ehehe. So u ols, lets start lah nah? Mek tau u ols pasti sebok, so I shall not waste much of your time. Nyeh, tell me, now that the pageant is over, you're happy?

Sara_MIntnl2005: You ols, I happy sesangats.. Firstly sebab memang dah lama dok menunggu for this pageant since lepas masuk bertanding dalam MU 2004/05 yg dinch dapat masuk Top 10 tu.. Ala2 nak balas dendamlah sebab tu we ols nak join this MUW 2005.. Lama jugak nak menunggu sebab asyik postpone ajer.. Secondly sbb the pageant is already over with me winning one of the Titles.. Tu yang Happy sesangats..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Cerits lah sikit u ols, what was it like being in that pageant, putting aside the fact you won 3rd runner lah...

Sara_MIntnl2005: Ala Lady, u ols pun tau kan. Since this is second time around that we ols participate in beauty pageant, it was like a Deja Vu.. The concept was almost the same as the MU but in a more relaxing manner.. Sbb kita dinch perlu pakai Traditional yg sarat marat itteww.... Instead, we ols kena pakai Casual Wear which I thot was less of a headache. Despite the fact that initially the first round should be sponsored a evening dress from Ika tapi diorang tukar to Casual Wear by contestants sendiri.. Last2 minute plak tu.. Tp we ols managed to get the casual from the lovely Shereen (sponsored yee).. For Casual we ols pakai simple aje.. ala2 memang casual betullah sbb takut lari konti.. Shereen memang dah pesan kalau casual nanti mesti ramai adik2 yang lari concept.. ala2 pakai cocktail dress lah, show dess lah etc.. Dia cakap nanti boleh kena tolak markah so we ols decided (dgn nasihat Shereen) untuk pakai jeans aje and rambut pun lepas.. Simple.. ala2 macam nak pi shopping kat Sg Wang ... Hehehe.. Pasal contestants plak, I can say a lot or A LOT of our circle of friends yg participate.. Tu yg best.. Yg ratu, yg first time and yg tak serik2 semua ada.. Hehe..

Nurlea_Laurielle: How was your preparations nyeh? Haiyoh mek pasti akan kena balik dengan soalan ini... ehehehe

Sara_MIntnl2005: Hehehe :) Preparations dah dibuat since mula2 diberitahu oleh Kak Hanna masa bulan Nov 2004. Tp bukan apa pun.. just dari segi mentally je and nak buat baju kat maner, mekap, rambut n etc.. Since I've learnt a few valuable lessons from MU 2004, so kali ni I want to put on a different strategy.. First of all nak carik Mak Ayam, if you know what I mean. Diorang ckp kalau nak masuk miss2 ni kena ada MA so boleh ala2 guide and kenal2kan kat organiser, the public etc... So adalah sorang Ratu ni mem'volunteer'kan diri nak jadik MA.. Oklah.. Actually kitoang did go out a few times to actually boost up my enthusiasm and confidence utk masuk n also carik kain for dress.. Tup2 masa lepas Raya (if I'm not mistaken) dia sudah menghilangkan diri.. Habih semua dunia fonen gempar di atas kehilangan dia.. Masa time tu we ols rasa terkontang kanting sgt (ni guna ayat MA tu) Hehehe... Tp after a while dapat gak kontek dia and she did gave me a knock on the head to do this with passion and not sekadar melepaskan batuk di tangga.. Secondly, in terms of baju lepas a deep thot memang we ols dah tak nak buat baju sendiri sbb pikir2 sapalah yg akan recognise dress tu eventhough lawa giler.. so we ols decided utk pinjam from Shereen yg mmg ada reputation in having beautiful evening dresses and winning dresses some more.. Lagipun accessories pun dia akan provide sekali.. Tak payah pening2 nak carik.. As mentioned before, Casual pun amik from dia and since Evening we ols takde menampakkan kaki sgt we ols decided nak pakai skirt yg very d'singkat one.. Mana tahu boleh menang best leg kan.. Yg last but equally important was to prepare physically.. We ols diet ni guna Atkins formula which is eating low carb food.. Memang berkesan.. Sehari we ol try makan leas than 50 carbs per day.. Memang tak makan nasik for two months.. Very d' berkesan since I lost a lot of weight very quickly..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Haiyoh! Mek terasa sekejap. Sekejap jer lah ek? Ehehe. Now, compare this time around punye preps to MU2004?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Macam yg I bagitau u ols before this, I stratergize differently.. I wanna try things differently but in a more positive way lah.. Plus this time around I don't want to wast ea lot of money like I did during MU 2004.. So carik sponsor as many as possible..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Did you by any chances had any feeling to withdraw yourself from the contest? Mek suke soalan nih... ehehe

Sara_MIntnl2005: Mmmm... Adakah soalan ini mahu memakan diri sendiris?.. Hehehe.. Part masa yg MA tu menghilangkan diri, we ols rasa macam hilang arah kejap.. macam lost hopes lah sbb boleh dikatakan I depended a lot on her.. N then with the pageant being postponed and so on.. Masa tu rasa macam nak tarik diri lah.. Tapi pikir2 bila lagi kan nak masuk.. We ols pun dah tunggu lama and kawan2 semua masuk sekali so tu yang bersemangat balik nak masuk..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Siape yang paling banyak bagi galakan serta dorongan pada u ols? Kekasih hati ke? Ehehehe... u ols dinch jawab kekasih hati, nahhh that's it! Confirm merajuk dia u ols! Ehehe...

Sara_MIntnl2005: Of course lah L.. Any pageant yg ada nih kalau boleh dia suruh masuk semuanya.. Tp mana larat sbb we ols don't have the time in the world.. kekadang kena pi ofis during weekend or night time.. And yg pentingnye tak koser nak melayan drama2 masuk pageant nih.. Kalau sekali sekala takpe gak, layan jer.. Tp kalau dah chronic sgt tu, boring gak.. Apart from him, my fellow friends yang masuk and my closest friends.. Semua nasihatkan jgn tarik diri..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Who did u ols punye make up? Lain sangat muke u ols. Rambut mek dengar kekasih hati u ols buatkan, itu tak perlu nak sembunyi dari mek. Hehehehe...

Sara_MIntnl2005: Pasal mekap nih, actually memang dah janji dua bulan lagi before miss dgn sorang mekap artis Astro nih tapi last2 minit dia cancel plak.. Mekap artis pun pandai buat drama gak u ols.. memang fening kepala nak carik yg lain.. Test mekap dgn a few mekap artists two days before the pageant tp last2 decided mekap sendiri.. Tp last2 minit tu gak my lover, CD n the gang cadangkan amik Kak Hanna since dia dah tarik diri from organising the event.. Fortunately dia setuju tp mekap kat umah dialah.. So after rehearsel we ols bergegas pi umah dia to do the mekap. Rambut my hubby buatkan with the approval from Kak Hanna.

Nurlea_Laurielle: U ols... lets go back in time, back to MU2004. U ols tahu kan yang u ols were like the talk of the pageant. After intro round and evening wear parade, everyone expected u ols to be in top 10, but u didn't make it. How did you feel about getting into 10 MUW05?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Masa time MU2004 tu mmg ramai yg ckp we ols patut masuk Top10 including Ayang sendiri tp kalau dah bukan rezeki nak buat camner.. Sbb ramai gak yg cakap u ols can improve a lot.. Lagipun first time masuk time tuh so kasik can lah kan.. Getting in the Top 10 MUW really made me happy at the time since I tak letak any expectation utk masuk Top10 sbb ramai saingan.. Masa tu just verangan nak menang 1 or 2 subsidary titles tp lepas diornag announce all the subsidary titles we ols memang rasa takde can langsung dapat Top10.. Tp bile Russia disebut melonjak2 hati nih..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Nyeh - lets talk about concept. What do you think of the q/a session? Adekah method itiew sunggoh berkesan if nak compared to the standard q/a session, like any other pageants?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Ada pros & cons nye lah u ols.. The pros being the finalists actually have time to prepare and think about the answer before actually answering the questions. I've been to a few pageants before and banyak gak adik2 yg tak menjawab soalan sgt so rather than having them said benda2 yg merapu tu (maybe sbb nervous) better lah bagi masa diroang prepare dulu.. The cons plak, it doesn't actually assess the finalists in terms of their spontaneity and naturalness in answering the questions...

Nurlea_Laurielle: What was your q - and what was your answer. Nyeh - yer, mek dah tahu sbb mek dah baca kat blog CD, tapi tak per lah, saje jer... ehehehe

Sara_MIntnl2005: Always laaa u ols... ehehehe. The question was about if being given another pair of eyes, where would you have placed it and why? I answered shortly which is to have it at the back of my head in order to look back the experince and the ups and downs that have made me who i am today..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Puas hati tak dengan jawapan begitiew? If you not- u ols nak jawab cam mana?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Puas Hati gak ler.. Tapi I could've answered better in terms of the formatting, which is to include the opening remarks, body and conclusion like what Miss Ginger did.. I thot her answer was awesome..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Some commented that u ols punye answer was good but there was no... 'kick' on the way you read your answer. Ape komen u ols?

Sara_MIntnl2005: I kind of agree with that.. Maybe I did it to show the audience that I was actually reading the text from my answer, cause some of the finalists looked like they didn't read it from what they've written, if you know what I mean.. I did it that way to show the sincerity in the way of answering it..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Personally, what do you think of the other 9 candidates, overall?

Sara_MIntnl2005: It's quite surprising that everyone was able to answer the questions brilliantly.. I think because of the format of answering it.. I personally think Miss Zimbabwe's answer is the best.. Memang semua finalists layak2 belaka with their own personal style.. Tapi yang penting semuanya tinggi2.. Personally, I think Miss Indonesia should be in the Top 10 finalists.. Dia memang woman sejati malam ittewww..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Kan? Mek also terkezut dia dinch dapat top 10. Mek sentap sikit she could have easily masuk top ten. Tak per lah. Bukan rezeki dia. Anyways, if given a chance, who would u select to be MU for that night?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Me, Period!! Hehehe..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Haiyoh!! Confident katanye... mek suke, mek suke itiew konfidensi! Ehehe

Sara_MIntnl2005: No lah u ols. Seriously I think it would still be Miss Mauritius, Didi, she's also one of our group of friends and she nailed it.. She's got the looks and brains too.. Tp the rest of the Top 6 including me pun gave her the best competition that we could..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Apekah u ols punye personal view on Miss Mauritius? From casual to evening to her being in top 10 and to her answer during the q/a and to finally being crowned as MU2005...

Sara_MIntnl2005: Aiyohh.. perlu ke komen lagi.. I love everything about her.. Her Casual mmg tak lari Konti and we ols memang verangan nak pakai gedebas mcm tu.. Her evening was also very enchanting.. Mekap also very d'woman, light but yet astonishing.. Her answer was even great and creative.. She was also famous with the audience that night.. Anything about her is fabulous.. The statement also goes to the rest of the Top 6..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Very transparent ahhh u.... ehehe. Would this encourage u to enter more pageants, or will u stop for awhile?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Definitely I need a break from all this.. Kalau tak, patah pinggang (or memang dah patah).. I need to stop my diet for a while to enjoy eating KFClah, Pisang Goreng, and most importantly my beloved La Manila Cheese Cakes.. Kalau dah boring baru get back to my homemade Grilled Chicken with Pesto Sauce and my Salads.. I'm thinking of entering Miss Supermodel organised by Farah Begum.. saje nak cuba2 a different concept plak..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Nyeh - honestly, U ols rase dalam banyak2 perkara, apekah yang selalu kite, adik2 nih AKAN lalui when it comes to competing in a pageant, be it before or during the contest?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Hmmm... DRAMA..

Nurlea_Laurielle: AHAH!!! Mek dah agak! Ehehehe. Details u ols?

Sara_MIntnl2005: You ols, seriously, banyak betul drama before and during the pageant.. From mekap artis, baju, MA and kawan2.. hehehe... Tp there's no life without drama.. It's just a THING in life that made us who we are today.. Tp to me kalau ada DRAMA2 mcm ni I'm not easily freaked out.. I've got my hubby whose always on my side and remind me of just playing along with it or just go with the flow without taking it seriously...

Nurlea_Laurielle: U ols. Mek tak pedulik! Mek nak banyakkan soalan nih. Hehehe. Now, soalan seterusnye dari mek. How did you feel when they annouced, "3rd Runner-up, and Miss International UW 2005, is MISS RUSSIA!!!"

Sara_MIntnl2005: To be frank I wasn't expected it at all.. Masa lepas jawab soalan tu I thot my jawapan was biasa2 aje compared to the rest.. Anway kat belakang stage I was sitting next to Miss Ginger and we were holding hands tightly.. I told her that she definitely had a chance to win one of the Titles.. Masa Kak Ina announce Russia, I was like who? Me? this can't be it.. Our supporters kat bawah pun macam kena Histeria.. Then bila Miss Earth belongs to Miss Greece I knew it Ginger mesti dapat Miss World and I was very happy for her too.. Our supporters went hysterical again.. this time more..

Nurlea_Laurielle:Very der "A Moment Like This" ke you ols?

Sara_MIntnl2005: Ala ala laaaa... ehehe

Nurlea_Laurielle:Were there any pinch in your brains askin' u to "Cry u ols, cry! Make it real!" during the time ko disebut as 3rd runner-up tu nyeh? Ehehehehe...

Sara_MIntnl2005: Not on the stage.. I'll cry on stage defintely kalau dapat MU.. Tp I did cry masa kat bawah after looking at my friends and supporters satisfied-faces and of course my hubby's.. Tp nangis bergenang jelah.. takdelah sampai hembus2 hingus ke.. I was soooooo happy..

Nurlea_Laurielle: Ok lah u ols. FINALLY, eheheh... mesti u ols gumbira kan dah final question? Ehehehe - Any last msgs to anyone reading this interview-soon-to-be posted at my blog?

Sara_MIntnl2005: To everyone out there, Thank you for all the love, support and thoughts that have been given to me before, during and after the pageant. I really appreciate it.. And to all the bloggers especially Laurielle's, keep supporting and make this place second to your heart coz it gives you all the information you need on everything especially on this adik2 thingy.. That's it.. Ok U ols.. kena pi buat keje nih plaks.. thx for reserving some of your precious time to chit chat with me.. Do Sidarja (Goodbye in Russia).. MMuuuaaahhhsss...

Nurlea_Laurielle: Nyeh mek suke kau nyeh - sempat promosikan mek punye blog itiew! Very der!!! :) Thanks again u ols kerana sudi layan mek yang kertu dan expired nih. So since dah kertu dan expired nih, mek hanye leh aktif dlm net jer la u ols. Eeheheh - thanks again nah? Congrats again, also! U ols, the crown and the title is yours to keep - be proud of it ok! Daaaa

<sup>Shortly selepas diumumkan keputusan - Miss G (Miss World) disebalah kanan Miss Russia (Miss Sara aka Miss International) sambil berdiri disebalah Miss India yang telah memenangi Miss Globe (5th Runner-up). Terduduk tersimpul senyum nan manis itiew adalah Miss Universe 2005


Miss Sara bersama Miss Korea, Miss G (Miss World aka 1st Runner-up) dan Miss Indonesia - friends forever :)</sup>

^{NOTE: This article was taken from http://www.gpinstitute.com/precautions.htm and my many thanks to my dear friend Zairil who forwarded this very interesting link.}




In Ayurveda a unique clinical entity was described about 3,000 years back during Samhita period which is identical in the etiological, clinical features and prognosis of dreaded disease HIV/AIDS.

Sushruta Charya used the term "VYAVAYA SOSHA" while narrating the evil effects (Symptoms) of perverted Sex indulgence. The same term is also used while recommending the line of treatment. It is interesting to note 'SOSHA' (name of the disease syndrome) as one of the communicable disease i.e. spreading from one to another person (Samkramita diseases described in Ayurvedic classics). In this endeavor G.P.INSTITUTE (HOSPITAL) OF ALTERNATE THERAPIES & RESEARCH CENTRE has brought forward 4 medicines for treatment/cure of HIV/AIDS.

Before we speak about Ayurvedic medicine it would be better if we make clear one illusion in the minds of the people that for Ayurvedic medicines there will be diet restrictions. This feeling should be removed from the common man's mind, because depending upon the disease there will be certain diet restrictions, when speaking about HIV, as the mucous membranes are spoiled. These patients suffer with overheat in their body. Hence they should not take diet or any activities or work which causes heat to the body. If they do so, Mucous Membranes get spoiled and they cannot be repaired immediately. So children for one month, adults for two months, should eat food that does not contain salt, chilly, pickles, non-vegetarian etc. During the treatment period the patient should not use salt, chilly, oil, etc.

One need not think that if one takes the above said diet one will not gain strength may result in weight loss. If the patient uses our medicine then problems like weight loss or loss of strength etc do not arise. One should realise as to whether he is taking food for health or for taste purpose. Day-by-day as all organs in the body get immunity, there will be a great change and one will feel as though some magic has occurred in the body.

Even if one takes the case of B. P. patients, though they use modern medicine, they have to reduce salt so in the same manner one is using Ayurvedic Medicine has to follow diet restrictions. Similarly if one takes the case of Diabetic patient and if he uses modern medicine, then he should reduce intake of sweets. Hence any kind of medicine a patient uses he should not take the diet which is restricted in his case.

In the beginning - first two months of treatment patient should take rice with Buffalo butter milk at lunch and dinner ( oil, chilly, salt, etc are not allowed). At breakfast one should take idly and milk with sugar. In the afternoon he can take any fruits. After using medicines for two months, HIV patient can take one-third rice with salt, chilly, oil in reduced ratio with cooked vegetables. Rest of the two third foods should be taken with ½ liter buffalo buttermilk. Egg, fish, Meat, without Masala or Chillies should be taken in lesser quantity. Deep fry, pickles are restricted. One should not take them. One can have vegetables and fruits. The more one reduces salt, chilly, oil, etc till he get negative. It is for better health. Daily one should take one-liter Buffalo milk, butter milk, fruits till he gets negative one should follow the diet restrictions with good behavior. Avoid sex completely during treatment and later once in a month until negative occurs. Patient must note that if he does not follow the restrictions, it will take more time to get negative or sometimes may not be possible to get Negative.


Q.1. Is there complete cure for AIDS? How far is it curable? In how many days does the patient get satisfaction?

Yes, there is complete cure for AIDS. AIDS patients usually get infected with T.B., Cancer, etc. i.e. dreaded diseases. If the patient is not infected during or after treatment with these diseases then there will be 99 percent to 100 percent cure for HIV patients, provided the patient takes all the necessary precautions given at our Institute. There is no need to use medicines till HIV comes to negative. Patient needs to use medicines only for a period of four months.

Within a period of 15 to 30 days, 40% symptoms subside and unbelievable results can be seen. After completion of duration of treatment for four months, day by day the medicine rebuilds all organs in the body and helps in development of physiological activity of the cells. Thereby securing immunity and also reducing the percentage of virus compared to the earlier records. Finally the patient attains a healthy body.

Q.2.Is there any difference between 1st Stage and 2nd Stage? In which stage is it curable? If so, is it for all patients?

There is no difference whether a patient is in first stage or second stage, there is cure for every patient. It depends on the condition of the patient. For the treatment and cure of this disease a period of 4, 5 months is required. The medicine gradually reduces the symptoms and all organs of the body gradually get back to normalcy.

In the case of patients who suffer from T. B. or any dreaded disease along-with HIV, the medicine acts normally but the result is not seen so well. If the patient is not having any dreaded diseases like T. B. or cancer 99% to 100% cure for HIV/ AIDS can be assured. But cure is possible for 70% - 80% of the patients suffering with T. B. or cancer with advanced stage or condition. We are having some treatment with some other medicines for cancer. But in advanced stage or condition some variations are present.

As we are not having any medicine for cure of T. B. But it is available only in Allopathy. Our treatment for HIV is only 4 months. But if the patient is having T. B., that patient continues to suffer with it (T. B.) even after completion of our treatment for HIV / AIDS. After treatment of course of 4 months of HIV, day-by-day the patient's immunity raises and almost all organs come to normal but due to this T.B. or any dreaded diseases, it is not possible to get normalcy as the organisms still remain in some organs.

One should note that these patients are dying early as immunity is decreased due to some organisms present in these patients. Here the patient's life span is getting reduced due to non-controlling of T.B. or other dreaded disease but not due to HIV. If the patient does not follow all our precautions and uses our medicine even for 1 - 2 year's result will be reduced.

It is our practical experience that some Non-HIV persons who seem to be healthy also die due to obstruction of veins, bowels, heart failures etc within minutes to hours. Likewise sometimes in rare cases HIV/AIDS patients also may die, in the same manner but not due to improper action of our medicine.


Q.3. With the use of your medicines, is it possible that HIV positive (+Ve) comes to negative (-Ve) for a patient?

We confirm that it is possible to get HIV positive (+ve) to negative (-ve). It totally depends upon the behavior of the person and also immunity present in the body. After starting of treatment, day by day HIV virus begins to be destroyed. If the patient undergoes Viral Load Test one can know the same. The prominent role is played by CD4 count, which starts increasing. This can also be confirmed through CD4 absolute count. One can find within 15 days to 1 month that the patient becomes active and healthy when compared to before usage of medicine In this manner patients who use medicines regularly following all the precautions will be cured of the dreaded diseases and also immunity increases. Thus within 1 - 3 years patients will be definitely cured of the disease and it comes to negative. That means in 1ml of blood if there are 100s of virus it will take 1 year to cure, and if there are 1000s of virus it will take 2 years and similarly if there are lacks it will take 3 years to cure i.e. to get NEGATIVE. For Adults duration of treatment is 4 months and for children it will take 1 - 2 months. Thus depending on the age and severity of the disease.

Q.4. Government at present is announcing that in the world there is no cure in any system of medicine for AIDS. What do you say? Is it true that AIDS infected person will surely die? What are the reasons that Government / Scholars announcing in that manner?

In earlier days there was no medicine for T. B., Leprosy, etc isn't it? Do you think there is no cure even now? Due to the above diseases many people faced death, but now they are not treated as dreaded diseases. In the same manner, in this nature there is a way for every problem, i.e. for every disease, there is a medicine, we have to just find it out.

Every disease usually effects one or two organs in the body but HIV effects all organs like Heart, Lungs, Lever, Kidney, Brain, Digestive System etc even the eyes.

At present in the world for treatment of one organ like Kidney, if it is not functioning properly and it is not cured even with the usage of costly medicines, gradually it will be completely spoiled within 2 to 4 years. Why is this happening? It is due to non-availability of medicines, which act properly.

As illustrated above if one organ is spoiled there is no medicine for it. Then imagine the condition of the AIDS infected patient. In the case of HIV / AIDS patients also, the function of the organs get disturbed and thereby immunity decreases, which results in death. That is why they are of the view that it is not possible for all organs to come to normal stage.

Hence there is a feeling among people that there is no medicine for AIDS.

Q.5. Can you prove it practically, scientifically? Till now how many patients have been cured?

We have complete proof (recorded evidence) with us. Any person or organization can come and see our records. It is not possible for us to give addresses and other details of the patient as AIDS is a dreaded disease and also it is against Law to do so. Hence you can verify the reports only. Till now we have nearly completed treatment for 500 patients. About 100 more patients have taken medicine for 2 months. If the Government organizations want to verify they can verify the list and confirm. Later on they need not spend lacks of rupees for research. They can divert the money for the use of poor patients. If we export these medicines to foreign countries our Government can earn lot of foreign exchange. In that manner not only our state can become golden A.P. but India as a whole can become golden India. Farmers can grow the herbs cited by us.

Q.6. Usually how can you confirm whether a patient is suffering from HIV? Are there any special symptoms? Are there any tests through which a patient can be confirmed of having HIV?

(a) In the beginning, body heat/malaise is observed, which disappears only after death (if the patient does not use our medicine). With the usage of our medicine within 24 to 48 hours this symptom of feverishness (malaise) completely subsides. With the usage of Allopathic/any other, Ayurvedic medicine patient gets satisfaction/feels better, sometimes CD4 raises as well as viral count increases day-by-day. But here this medicine does not destroy the causative factor of HIV. Therefore his life span depends upon the immunity in his body.

(b) Then Gastro Intestinal Problems (GIT Disorders) start i.e. indigestion, loss of appetite, vomitings or motions etc. Gradually loss of weight is also seen, skin disorders, enlargement of glands, Body Pains etc. 25 to 30 symptoms. All these symptoms subside with our medicine completely within 2-3 months.

(c) In some advanced cases or Patients there will be loss of weight i.e. 10 - 20 Kgs. In some patients there will be anemia and as a result there will be OEDEMA due to which the body weight remains as it is or in some cases there will be increase in weight i.e. (5 - 10 Kgs.) This gain of weight is not real. There will be commendable progress by using our medicines.

In this way there will be three groups of symptoms (as explained above a, b and c), then we can say that the patient may suffering from HIV / AIDS. Not only these symptoms but there are 100 symptoms as per I.C.M.R. guidelines. These differ from patient to patient depending upon his immunity and other reasons.

A patient can be confirmed whether he is infected with HIV/AIDS - through ELISA, WESTERN BLOT, HIV RNA PCR Quantitative Test (Viral Load Test) and CD4 absolute count.

Through Elisa Test one can know whether HIV is present or not but not how much virus is present is not known. If the patient has 10% or 90% of virus left in his body, the result would be shown positive. In other words what percentage of virus is present in the patient's body will not be known.

In the case of Western Blot Test the patient can know how many bands are present before and after treatment and how many bands are reduced. So this test is useful than Elisa test.

If the patient undergoes Viral Load Test, he can know how much percentage of virus is present in every 1ml of blood. Hence he can know clearly in how many months / years, he can get negative. That means in 1ml of blood if there are 100s of virus it will take 1 year to cure, and if there are 1000s of virus it will take 2 years and similarly if there are lacks it will take 3 years to cure i.e. to get NEGATIVE.

CD means cluster of differentiation, Formally called T1,T3 etc., they have been renamed CD1,CD3 etc. Wide ranges of cells participate in specific and non-specific immunity such as macroface and T-cells fulfil several different functions. CD4 60% of circulating T-cells, helpers induce T-cells subset. CD8 approximately 35% of circulating peripheral human T-cells suppressor/Cytotaxic T-cells subject. CD4 and other surface markers on lymphocytes are valuable in clinical diagnosis HIV (Immune deficiency syndrome) and in the classification of lymphoma as well as in research.During and after completion of our treatment all most all patient's' absolute CD4 count Increased / became normal.

If he is an unmarried person then he can get married and have children.

NOTE:

It is our practical experience with recorded evidence that HIV / AIDS patients are under-going excess of sexual intercourse after completion of treatment which results in decrease of CD4 count and again raising viral load in the body. Hence it is advisable after completion of 4 months course follow monthly once with the usage of condoms until negative occurs.

Dr. P. S. V. SATYANARAYANA,
(Director & Chief Physician)

^{Facts were taken for the benefit of all, from G.P. Institute (Hospital) and this link was provided from a dear friend of mine, Zairil; thank you.}