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Oleh MaRangnia-odaTijo, dan temubual oleh Zakiah Hanum
 

PIC 6: Tas tangan milik si mangsa - (CDH - clusttt! Satu set nih! Dari handbag, baju, seluar - semua satu set color nih. Cuma kasut jer off-color tetiber warna hitam kan... hehehehe)

Menurut laporan, si mangsa, iaitu seorang Blogger, berumur 27 bakal masuk 28 tahun,  merupakan seorang pemenang Ratu Cantik Dunia 2006, dan juga bekas Showgirl, masih dalam keadaan trauma dan dirawat di hospital persendirian di Alor Star. Menurut jurucakap/ wakilnya, dia yang dalam ketakutan, masih belum sedia untuk membuat sebarang penjelasan sebenar apakah yang telah menyebabkan dia dikejar dan diserang, diperlakukan sedemikian rupa. Namun, menurut jurucakap/ wakilnya itu lagi, Adinamirnawarta;

Adinamirnawarta: Since mangsa, iaitiew, boss mek tu, still dok trauma lite² ala ala sampuk tak sampuk, gila tak gila tu, mrasalah I tolong cakap on behalf. Namanya pon, kan, PA, kan? Hehehe.

Wartawan Cik MaRangnia-oda Tijo: Ho ley ho ley! Cepat la sunds!

Adinamirnawarta: Mek speku, si kimpi lite² yang meng-amok-gilakan diri mengejar, mengherdik, memukul, mendera dan yang hampir merogol dan membunuh boss mek yang feeling sepapan sekeping tu, bukannye gila ataupun mental ape ke. Mek speku,

Wartawan Cik MaRangnia-oda Tijo: Sudah, sudah!!! Tiga² speku hang tak leh pakai! Sebab mak speku sebenarnya mereka kedua²nya gila dan tadak keja actually! Habiskan roll kamera jer! Hiks!

Siasatan masih diteruskan untuk mengenalpasti punca dan sebab mengapa insiden ini berlaku. Sekian...

Yes u ols! It's totally AMAZING ok what technologies can do to you these days! Just the other day, waktu mek baca User's guide kat Nokia.com, it is stated that Nokia N95 (which has not yet landed in Malaysia for some apparent reason la kan...) boleh/ mampu track down another cell-phone using its latest GPS apa ntah technologies, kan? Haiyoh! Mek nak mek nak!!!

Tapi like, just now, mek baru jer dapat info from this GPS website apa tah - tak yah tunggu kemoncolan N95 ok! Skarang juger u ols leh testing mesting bagai cemana nak detect kawan² u ols ke, lover(s) ke, husband ke, wife ke, ape jer la kan, melalui orang tu punye mobile number. Mek dosi cuba and surprisingly (mek located myself dulu ler - motif nak cuba kat orang lain sedangkan tak cuba locate diri sendiri dulu? OPS! Adakah itiew SELF-WORSHIPING? LALALALA!!!) - surprisingly mek dapat locate myself dalam the GPS system. Siap tunjuk map bagai (although black and white - well, it could be sebab Malaysia tgh MALAM la kan... hiks!), and detailed sangat², macam that apa tu, Google Earth!? Ha cuma A BIT blur blur jer lah... (MOTIF cakap detailed and clear bagai tapi tetiber BLUR?) Hahaha. I meant it as nampak la ghupa area location mek tu tapi tak der lah sampai detailed tunjuk nama Jalan bagai, kan?

You ols should try taw! MENARIK sangats! Habis la malam nih mek nak locate semua orang! SO LONG Google Earth - mrasalah Satelite Mobile Tracking!!! :)

Click either on the website's link or the pic kat atas nih to proceed to SunSat Satellite Solutions Co.'s website and start tracking those loved ones of yours... hiks!

PS: Tapi kan, kat bahagian bahagia Phone Number, after u ols selected MALAYSIA (or wherever u're at la kan... LeeUK!? Hang locate diri hang kat UK nah!? Hehehe)...

Jgn lupa letak the digit "6" tu depan ur mobile number tu ie. seperti dalam gambar yang mek dah screenshotkan itiew. Kang boh 012 ke 013 jer ke, tak leh nak locate. Believe me, mek tried - satellite couldn't locate! Sentaps! Gara² that digit "6". So mrasa nah letak "6" tu! Hiks!

Mrasalah lepas tu hampa leh say "GOTCHA!!!" kat sapa² yang u ols tracked down itiew... like... "YES, GOTCHA!!! I know u're at URS URS! Ops!" Hahahaha!!!

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FILE: Paparazzi 4 - Diambel waktu mek on the way ke Padang Besaq tu - singgah lunchies. Memang 'kenyang' sunggoh! LOL!

Actually, segment baru nih, bukannye baru sangat pun dalam donia internet/ blog/ fotopages nih - MEK jer baru nak jinak² KEMBALI yer (dulu dah buat - stop kejaps - now nak buat balik prangai! OPS!). Segment nih akan di featurekan dalam my Fotopages, namun kat blog mek nih, mek just promo jer lah (cara terbaik nak tarik readers dari Blog mek ke fotopages mek! HIKS!)

Dan kaedahnye, segment FILE: Paparazzi nih bukannye mek nak buat selalu sangat pon, sebab as u ols tahu, mek kan pemalu? OPS! Nak snappy² curik² pun kadang kala takut/ segan tapi kalau dah peluang ado depan mata, DAN KALAU MEK TAK TERLUPA, heheh mek akan snappy² la kan... mrasa!!!




PS: Sapa² ada pics² Paparazzi yang nak disumbangkan, hehehe mrasalah emailkan kat mek at lea_laurielle@yahoo.com, nah? :)

Dan yer, maka dengan ini, bertambahlah segmet kat tepi (side bar) kat blog mek tu - dengan this new segment! MRASA lah lepas² nih banyak la archive kat sitiew (HOPEFULLY!) Hahaha...

SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF

My WHAT? Virginity!? U gotta be kidding me - takkan la mek nak re-citer balik bende mek dah citer long² time ago dalam blogspot mek itiew? Nah - this is even WORSE dari hilang dara ok! Mek nangis air mata bercurah² bagai tadik ok!

NO - not hilang wallet - or passport - or geran gheta bagai lagik lar! *Sob sob!* Today, erm, well, actually, citernye YESTERDAY (Friday) katanya - cam nih citernye...


Case: 40Gb dalam Hard Drive - gone! Kaput!

Jalan cerita: PC mek nih dah berkali² berploblematic bagai - sat masalah tu - sat masalah nih. Tapi the last masalah was, erm, in erm, December? Or was it before that? Tah la - tapi the last masalah yang mek lalui with this PC of mine, kaedahnye, ade something to do with the hard disk (sambil garu² kepala - hard drive or hard disk tatau? Hard drive kan?) So anyways, csi_X la last pomen pc mek buat tu buat nih bagai - memula originally the pc was running with 40Gb jer. Pastu kami add-on bagai another 80Gb kot - so mrasalah ado 120Gb kan... so lepas daripada tu - pergh! Superb! Excellent! Quality-ness-melerts! Tak dak masalah langsung!

Tapi csi_X dah warning mek - better get rid of the problematic 40Gb or at least ganti or just guna 80Gb jer. Tapi, al kaedah, TETAP nih nak jugak pakai that 40Gb so that jadik 120Gb (eh wait, was it hang tambah another 80Gb or just 40Gb jer tatau? Yes yes - mek rase hang tambah 80Gb kan... mrasa)

So pendekkan citer yang mek tau kalau mek melalut lagik nih - confirm panjang berjela entry nih. So anyways, tadi, eh, semalam ptg/ tgh hari kot, lepas Friday prayers - balik umah jer, nak on PC (tah tetiber apa kes tah mek pi OFF pc; kalau idak tak pulak pernah off. Hurmmm... bende dah nak jadi katanya...) Nak on pc jer - the CPU started giving me this sound bunyi kuat nak mampus ala ala clock ticking katanya. Mek dosi cuak - sebab windows mek tak leh ON terus - ala ala stuck, jammed. Ha - that's it! Mek dosi cuak! Mek as usual called csi_X mintak tolong dia tgk²kan. Dia kata OS macam susah/ trying its best to read the hard drive tapi macam cannot get through. Mek dah cuak lagik! Then he tried kuarkan yang that original 40Gb harddrive - yezzza! Boleh ON katanya using the 80Gb hard drive. So mek girang la kejaps. Kejaps jer. Why?

Sebab bile dah on, masuk windows apa semua bagai - check My Computer - tgk drive yang ado - C and G jer. D and H nan ado! Sedangkan D and H tu lah yang ado 40Gb split into 20Gb each. And dah yang hat H tu la - SEGALA MAK NENEK FILES², MP3S, VIDEOS, PHOTOS and all ado! MEK NANGIS! Segala yang mek simpan, segala yang mek stored, semuanya - OUT! HABIS! FINITTO! KAPUT!

Si csi_X tak mo putus asa just yet - kami pi office dia pulak, tried reading the Hard Drive dari apa USB reader apa tah la ade kat office dia tu. Try pi mai pi mai, hagham! Tak boleh! Dia pon consulted couple of friends - also - depa kata - THATS IT! And mek pon, apo lagik, THATS IT LAH! Mula la mek menghoyan sebabkan kandungan yang ado dalam hard drive tu! My God! It's like, hang hilang wallet, handphone and all tu la - completely gone, finitto! Habis! Cam tu jer. Si csi_X tu boleh cakap "Ala, aku dah kena dua tiga kali dah... biasa la. Shit happens" -> Mek sentap! Motif ko nak samakan ko dengan mek? Mek cannot la mende² cam nih jadi - mek jadik runsing!


Yer lah - EVERY SINGLE PHOTO and VIDEOS and photo² dari camera² kawan² lain, during MW2006 - SEMUA GONE! Aku serupa hilang akal dah! (motif drama overdose sedangkan semua photos² tu ado dalam Fotopages? KAN? Hahahaha!) Ditambah pulak as mek tgh buat entry nih baru mek ingat - semua pics² photoshoots (released version and also the UNRELEASED VERSION) all GONE! Photos yang trip² mek sebelum² nih semua - all the ORIGINAL files - all gone! HAIYOH!!!

Mek serupa kegha kena blacan, hampa tau dak? Or macam ayam beghak kapoq! Dok menggelutin lippoqlippoq pi mai pi mai - and then terus...


Retail theraphy katanya yer? Hehehe - so mek pi la dengan si csi_X tu pi shopping lite² katanya, bagi mempermudahkan proses healing-the-wound katanya, kan? Tapi mek bukan skadar window shopping or ala² tak der objective, tema or arah tuju nak pi shopping tu. Mek katanya memang ade 2 bende jer mek determined nak beli; yang dah berzaman mek nak beli so that mek leh back up segala mala and bawak mrata tempat; EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE cek oi! (If ONLY mek beli mek belik menatang nih a day sooner - mrasalah mek dah back-upkan files², photos, videos and what not semua tu dalam hard drive H tu and boh dalam portable/ external hard drive tu, kan? But it's like what csi_X said to me... "Everyone wishes that way bile bende² cam nih jadi!"... kan?)


So mek pon belik lah external hard drive 'plug and PRAY' it works nih katanya kan... 80Gb ek csi_X? Mek pon dah lupa. Tak pa. satgi mek test run! Not bad ek? MYR259 sajork... mek dok hengatkan dah dekat MYR300 ke ape ke, kan...

And lepas pada tu, dah beli dah hard drive bagai, mek went on shopping barang kedua mek tu. Yer la, still in trauma, pain, misery katanya kan - mrasalah cannot stop shopping or else it'll make the bleeding go worse, kan...

So ape ke bendenye yang mek beli pulak dah?

Remember - N93? No lah - of course not. Tak der maknenye mek nak belik N93. Mek belik N93i katanya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mati la mek! Mek traded in balik N73 tu (YES, mek maintained N71 katanya sebab beli DUBAI dan ado keypad ARAB - ko ado?) tanpa consulting D.G. tu yer. Hari tu consulted him pasai from O2 ke N73, dah la kan. Dari N73 ke N93i nih, mek speku, he couldn't even be bothered pon - so, why nak consult him pon kan. Besides, yang nih, kali nih, mek had no choice, kena up/ tambah duit nearly MYR1,800 so - I guess, it's non-of-his concern dah pon, kan...


So there you have it - hilang 40Gb hard drive with priceless, memories and files and what not semuanya - tak ternilai nak diukur bagai... tapi in return, belik 80Gb external hard drive and a new HP (Bab beli HP tu macam, tak perlu la sangat, kan!? Hiks!). Dan yer - soal kotak - BERTAMBAH lagi! (Actually, tak bertambah pon sebab kotak N73 mek, mek kasik sekali waktu mek traded in the phone for this N93i... hiks!)

*SIGH* So, now, how do I feel? Better? Slightly better? OK already? Hmmm NO! Am still upset and depressed! Uwargh!!! The more I think about it, lagi banyak yang aku dah start mula nak ingat apo yang ado dalam Hard Drive H tu! Argh!!! Tensi! I know, SOME of the files/ data/ pics and mp3s and what not, mek leh dapat balik from either CA or Mummyzack Zali. Tapi ade jugak yang memang COMPLETELY GONE! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! TIDAKKK!!!

I think I'm gonna be sick - I better go to bed and ciwi²kan, belek²kan hp N93i baru mek tu... (motif katanya nak be sick tapi still sempat nak membelek² hp baru... kan? Hahaha!)

But seriously - mek STILL do feel upset! Takpa, esok, (eh, hari nih la actually, Saturday) - mek nak try gi kedai² lain; and if jadi ke Penang nak tgk Muhsin kat sana tu, boleh la mek check-out my hard drive yang rosak/ cannot be detected tu kat kawan² hang kat Penang, kan csi_X!?!?!? Even if they are not your friends kan csi_X, still, mek rase mek nak cuba LAGI la mintak banyak² kedai tgk mana yang leh read/ detect the hard drive, or at least, get it to be detected KEJAPS jer pon jadi la, in time for me nak copy and back-up bagai semuanya, kan? All I could do now would be to just pray and hope for the best that the hard drive H tu boleh read balik, even if its only for 15 minutes (ataupun selama mana minimal yang diperlukan utk read/ copy the hard drive...)

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Apakah!?!?!?!? Hello! Sila translatekan kepada Ingglish yer (Mati la mek!)

Gembira = Happy
Lahirhari = Birthday

And so, what do you get? Correcto de la Bingo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 5thE! (And yes, its not "Lima The" or "Five The" yer - It is correctly pronounced as Fifth E which is somewhat like Fif E, = Fifi. Get it?) Mati la tetiber mek rasa entry birthday jadi entry "Lets Learniang The Ingglish" kan?

5thE, this is actually the 2nd entry mek buat. 1st entry, cilaka tul Blogdrive. Lepas mek press PUBLISH, terus bukak new page, stating DONE tapi page blank. Bila press BACK button, nah - KOSONG! Haram zadah sunggoh! (The earlier entry mek typed tu tak der lah sampai 3000pp but still it was a long one. SIAL tau Blogdrive nih!)

Anyways, mek just gonna make this one a short one - Happy Birthday u ols! Enjoy the day as your birthday jatuh hari JUMAAT - ada rahmat dan rahsia disebaliknya itiew. 31 is just a number, digits, like what Volks selalu cakap. And what I selalu believed in, the numbers shows the time you dah menikmati kehidupan - through thick and thin, pain and sorrow, laughter and joy - all of it. Dah 31 Fie u dah lalui semua tu. You should be very happy and grateful. Which I KNOW u are la kan. Heheheh...

So anyways Fie... this entry's for you!

PS: Bila nak buat entry birthday gift mek tu tatau!? LALALALALA mati la hadiah SARIAP katanya! Kan? Hahaha

Melalui entry sebelum, ramai kata perbalahan pergaduhan percakarans mek dengan LEEUK tu ala ala tak menjadi - ala ala plastic dan tak real. HELLO!? Motif!? Hehehe... (mati la "I THOUGHT SO TOO!" wops!)

No u ols, seriously - mek memang sentapans dengan LeeUK. For real u ols. Maybe nampak cam plastic sebab LeeUK dan Mek, kan record clean, mana ada gaduh² dan kami berdua ala ala stylo jenis tak suka cari gaduh. Taaaaaaaaaapi kalau firashat berangan star tu dah start buat cilaka dengan mek, harus lah mek hangin u ols. Tapi kaedahnye hangin mek dikatakan tak menjadi? Motif mek dimintak suruh belajar cara bergaduh online a.k.a. catfight, dari Pioneer Leez, dari Sherits, Prof Imah, Joe KK dan sebagainye? Motif nak samakan dan se-acuan-kan catfights? Hello - sah sah mek gaduh ada la cara mek sendiri. Motif nak belajar dengan cara orang lain dan mempraktikkannye? Itiew la yang dinamakan plastic u ols sebab mek copyright cara catfight orang! Itiew tidak wajar u ols!!!

Nevermind lah hal kes itiew bagai - it's the least of my concern. Nih pasal si star LeeUK tu lah!!! Ha, kesahnye bermula apabile... erm... hmmm...

Hampa baca sendirs lah email tu (click to enlarge). Mek tak tergamak la nak carut prawn-star feels feels tu lelebih dah. Tak kuasa dah haku! Kang mek carut lagi kang katanya piuler cara carutan serta perbalahan mek itiew as tak real and plastic, oleh fanatik²nye. SR? Hang pon fanatik LeeUK!!? Sial!

Apa sebabnya berlakunye pertelingkahan iniey? Ha u ols! Mek dosi prepare dah u ols. Click kat link nih utk download the file yang mek attachedkan kat si LeeUK tu!

Right click kat LINK INI yer - save as, and it will be saved kat dalam pc u ols and then bukak, baco la sendiri! SENTAP KAN!? Sudah!!! MEK SENTAP! Period! Finitto! The End!

PS: AFTER you're downloaded that "LINK INI" tadi tu, you MIGHT wanna download one more Words Doc. file inieh... Mrasa right click HERE, and save file as to your desired location in your PC...

Dia ingat DIA SORANG jer boleh nak sentap dan buat entry!? HELLO!? Haku pon boleh buat ok! Keji tau! Ala ala nak buat entry ley, tunjuk kata mek nih yang jahat dan suka nak carik gadoh! HELLO!? Mek Miss World 2006! Miss WORLD! World peace bukannye make world WAR! Tapi kalau sebabkan dia nih, mek SANGGUP yer jadik the 1st ever Miss World yang started off WORLD WAR! MEK SANGGUP!

Ada ka patut, mek yang ala ala naik angin lite2 dengan dia melalui email, dia pi SEBARKAN email tu as an entry dalam blog dia!? Of course la akan nampak seperti mek nih yang jahat sebab mek yang pi email dia. Tapi yang dia pi boh email tu as an entry, tu bukan JAHAT ke namanya!? Baik sangat ley!? HELLO!? Kalau korang tau, kenapa mek upset sentap bagai dengan dia, mesti u ols also sokong mek dan cakap mek betul. LEEUK! KO SIAP! Ko ingat ko dok oversea, ko HEBAT lah!?

Dah alang2 ko dah pecahlobangkan email aku as an entry, MRASA! Aku pon nak copy paste jugak apa yang aku dah email kat ko! Readers - MRASA! Baca bebetul entry email mek, dengan email mek yang dia buat entry kat blog dia tu (LINK)- MAAAANA la tau dia gegatai pi tukaq ubah skrip bagai!

Subject: Amboi amboi! Sesuka hati kau jer kan LEE!?!?!?!...
From: Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>
Day/ Date: Monday, March 19, 2007
Time: 8:28:04 PM
To: feelingprawnstarkonon!@hotmail.com
 

People! Mek takmo reveal apa salah dosa silap dia sebab mek rasa mek tak layak to do so. BIAR DIA JER yang reveal dan lepas tu mek willingly and gladly reveal also! MRASALAH mek takmo dituduh sebagai Miss World yang suka buruk2kan orang. TAPI KALAU DAH SUKA BERAHSIA DENGAN KAWAN2, cakap depan lain, belakang lain, deny itu ini and after kita ingat dia nih baik sangat tapi jadik camni, seharusnya la WAR and no more peace between Lea Laurielle a.k.a LKY dengan LeeUK a.k.a feeling2 prawnstar tu! PRAWNSTAR KONON! Tunnggu la lepas nih - nak tgk samada maintain prawnstar ke, ape star!? Ceh!

You? Miss PAYBACK!? Hahaha there's nothing to pay back to me in the 1st place darling! ITS ME who will be doing the sweet REVENGE! Hanjs!

PS: PrawnSTAR ley!? HELLO!? Mampu ko lawan mek MISS WORLD?! Ceh! Belah lah! Kalau dah dasar tak gherti nak appreciate kawan, sanggup tipu dan simpan rahsia bagai and purak² buat tatau and buat baik - TAK YAH BERANGAN LAH!

LeeUK @ lee1972.blogspot.com - THIS IS A DEFINITE - WAR! Hamek! Ko ingat ko jer boleh buat entry!? Piiiiiiiiiirah!

It seems like only a few entries back mek buat entry pasal stars and all nih kan? Walhal, mek buat entry tu back in 2005? *mati la malas cari Archive! HAHAHA!

Anyways, kali nih, thanks to Volksie, yang me taw tgh tension, upset, pissed off, marah and all semua tu, yang fwrded me the email pasal "KNOW YOUR STARS" kali nih. Thanks u ols! :)

Adeh! Mek pengsan! Yang mek highlighted merah tu - errrr... bintang mek. Mati lah MOST AMAZING KISSER katanya kan? MUST be my full-d*ck*s*cking-lips, kan? Ops! (Mampu kah statement SELF PRAISING mek nih kalahkan statement Self Praising si ISIS tu? Lalalalala...) Dan motif sekejap GREAT in bed and sekejap lagi FREAK in bed!? Aiyoh! Mek prefer the earlier one dari the later one - FREAK in bed katanya!? Huuiiooyaaaaaahhh huiiooyyaaaahhh!!! Hiks!

Jadi - apakah STAR anda? Mrasa habaq maih! :) *Jgn feeling STAR sudah! OPS!