Sunday, March 25, 2007
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 7
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF

Saturday, March 24, 2007
The day I lost my...
My WHAT? Virginity!? U gotta be kidding me - takkan la mek nak re-citer balik bende mek dah citer long² time ago dalam blogspot mek itiew? Nah - this is even WORSE dari hilang dara ok! Mek nangis air mata bercurah² bagai tadik ok!
NO - not hilang wallet - or passport - or geran gheta bagai lagik lar! *Sob sob!* Today, erm, well, actually, citernye YESTERDAY (Friday) katanya - cam nih citernye...
Case: 40Gb dalam Hard Drive - gone! Kaput!
Jalan cerita: PC mek nih dah berkali² berploblematic bagai - sat masalah tu - sat masalah nih. Tapi the last masalah was, erm, in erm, December? Or was it before that? Tah la - tapi the last masalah yang mek lalui with this PC of mine, kaedahnye, ade something to do with the hard disk (sambil garu² kepala - hard drive or hard disk tatau? Hard drive kan?) So anyways, csi_X la last pomen pc mek buat tu buat nih bagai - memula originally the pc was running with 40Gb jer. Pastu kami add-on bagai another 80Gb kot - so mrasalah ado 120Gb kan... so lepas daripada tu - pergh! Superb! Excellent! Quality-ness-melerts! Tak dak masalah langsung!
Tapi csi_X dah warning mek - better get rid of the problematic 40Gb or at least ganti or just guna 80Gb jer. Tapi, al kaedah, TETAP nih nak jugak pakai that 40Gb so that jadik 120Gb (eh wait, was it hang tambah another 80Gb or just 40Gb jer tatau? Yes yes - mek rase hang tambah 80Gb kan... mrasa)
So pendekkan citer yang mek tau kalau mek melalut lagik nih - confirm panjang berjela entry nih. So anyways, tadi, eh, semalam ptg/ tgh hari kot, lepas Friday prayers - balik umah jer, nak on PC (tah tetiber apa kes tah mek pi OFF pc; kalau idak tak pulak pernah off. Hurmmm... bende dah nak jadi katanya...) Nak on pc jer - the CPU started giving me this sound bunyi kuat nak mampus ala ala clock ticking katanya. Mek dosi cuak - sebab windows mek tak leh ON terus - ala ala stuck, jammed. Ha - that's it! Mek dosi cuak! Mek as usual called csi_X mintak tolong dia tgk²kan. Dia kata OS macam susah/ trying its best to read the hard drive tapi macam cannot get through. Mek dah cuak lagik! Then he tried kuarkan yang that original 40Gb harddrive - yezzza! Boleh ON katanya using the 80Gb hard drive. So mek girang la kejaps. Kejaps jer. Why?
Sebab bile dah on, masuk windows apa semua bagai - check My Computer - tgk drive yang ado - C and G jer. D and H nan ado! Sedangkan D and H tu lah yang ado 40Gb split into 20Gb each. And dah yang hat H tu la - SEGALA MAK NENEK FILES², MP3S, VIDEOS, PHOTOS and all ado! MEK NANGIS! Segala yang mek simpan, segala yang mek stored, semuanya - OUT! HABIS! FINITTO! KAPUT!
Si csi_X tak mo putus asa just yet - kami pi office dia pulak, tried reading the Hard Drive dari apa USB reader apa tah la ade kat office dia tu. Try pi mai pi mai, hagham! Tak boleh! Dia pon consulted couple of friends - also - depa kata - THATS IT! And mek pon, apo lagik, THATS IT LAH! Mula la mek menghoyan sebabkan kandungan yang ado dalam hard drive tu! My God! It's like, hang hilang wallet, handphone and all tu la - completely gone, finitto! Habis! Cam tu jer. Si csi_X tu boleh cakap "Ala, aku dah kena dua tiga kali dah... biasa la. Shit happens" -> Mek sentap! Motif ko nak samakan ko dengan mek? Mek cannot la mende² cam nih jadi - mek jadik runsing!
Yer lah - EVERY SINGLE PHOTO and VIDEOS and photo² dari camera² kawan² lain, during MW2006 - SEMUA GONE! Aku serupa hilang akal dah! (motif drama overdose sedangkan semua photos² tu ado dalam Fotopages? KAN? Hahahaha!) Ditambah pulak as mek tgh buat entry nih baru mek ingat - semua pics² photoshoots (released version and also the UNRELEASED VERSION) all GONE! Photos yang trip² mek sebelum² nih semua - all the ORIGINAL files - all gone! HAIYOH!!!
Mek serupa kegha kena blacan, hampa tau dak? Or macam ayam beghak kapoq! Dok menggelutin lippoqlippoq pi mai pi mai - and then terus...
Retail theraphy katanya yer? Hehehe - so mek pi la dengan si csi_X tu pi shopping lite² katanya, bagi mempermudahkan proses healing-the-wound katanya, kan? Tapi mek bukan skadar window shopping or ala² tak der objective, tema or arah tuju nak pi shopping tu. Mek katanya memang ade 2 bende jer mek determined nak beli; yang dah berzaman mek nak beli so that mek leh back up segala mala and bawak mrata tempat; EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE cek oi! (If ONLY mek beli mek belik menatang nih a day sooner - mrasalah mek dah back-upkan files², photos, videos and what not semua tu dalam hard drive H tu and boh dalam portable/ external hard drive tu, kan? But it's like what csi_X said to me... "Everyone wishes that way bile bende² cam nih jadi!"... kan?)

Nih la that 40Gb Hard Drive yang rosak itiew! Sentaps!

So mek pon belik lah external hard drive 'plug and PRAY' it works nih katanya kan... 80Gb ek csi_X? Mek pon dah lupa. Tak pa. satgi mek test run! Not bad ek? MYR259 sajork... mek dok hengatkan dah dekat MYR300 ke ape ke, kan...
And lepas pada tu, dah beli dah hard drive bagai, mek went on shopping barang kedua mek tu. Yer la, still in trauma, pain, misery katanya kan - mrasalah cannot stop shopping or else it'll make the bleeding go worse, kan...
So ape ke bendenye yang mek beli pulak dah?
Remember - N93? No lah - of course not. Tak der maknenye mek nak belik N93. Mek belik N93i katanya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mati la mek! Mek traded in balik N73 tu (YES, mek maintained N71 katanya sebab beli DUBAI dan ado keypad ARAB - ko ado?) tanpa consulting D.G. tu yer. Hari tu consulted him pasai from O2 ke N73, dah la kan. Dari N73 ke N93i nih, mek speku, he couldn't even be bothered pon - so, why nak consult him pon kan. Besides, yang nih, kali nih, mek had no choice, kena up/ tambah duit nearly MYR1,800 so - I guess, it's non-of-his concern dah pon, kan...


So there you have it - hilang 40Gb hard drive with priceless, memories and files and what not semuanya - tak ternilai nak diukur bagai... tapi in return, belik 80Gb external hard drive and a new HP (Bab beli HP tu macam, tak perlu la sangat, kan!? Hiks!). Dan yer - soal kotak - BERTAMBAH lagi! (Actually, tak bertambah pon sebab kotak N73 mek, mek kasik sekali waktu mek traded in the phone for this N93i... hiks!)
*SIGH* So, now, how do I feel? Better? Slightly better? OK already? Hmmm NO! Am still upset and depressed! Uwargh!!! The more I think about it, lagi banyak yang aku dah start mula nak ingat apo yang ado dalam Hard Drive H tu! Argh!!! Tensi! I know, SOME of the files/ data/ pics and mp3s and what not, mek leh dapat balik from either CA or Mummyzack Zali. Tapi ade jugak yang memang COMPLETELY GONE! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! TIDAKKK!!!
I think I'm gonna be sick - I better go to bed and ciwi²kan, belek²kan hp N93i baru mek tu... (motif katanya nak be sick tapi still sempat nak membelek² hp baru... kan? Hahaha!)
But seriously - mek STILL do feel upset! Takpa, esok, (eh, hari nih la actually, Saturday) - mek nak try gi kedai² lain; and if jadi ke Penang nak tgk Muhsin kat sana tu, boleh la mek check-out my hard drive yang rosak/ cannot be detected tu kat kawan² hang kat Penang, kan csi_X!?!?!? Even if they are not your friends kan csi_X, still, mek rase mek nak cuba LAGI la mintak banyak² kedai tgk mana yang leh read/ detect the hard drive, or at least, get it to be detected KEJAPS jer pon jadi la, in time for me nak copy and back-up bagai semuanya, kan? All I could do now would be to just pray and hope for the best that the hard drive H tu boleh read balik, even if its only for 15 minutes (ataupun selama mana minimal yang diperlukan utk read/ copy the hard drive...)
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
NO - not hilang wallet - or passport - or geran gheta bagai lagik lar! *Sob sob!* Today, erm, well, actually, citernye YESTERDAY (Friday) katanya - cam nih citernye...
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Case: 40Gb dalam Hard Drive - gone! Kaput!
Jalan cerita: PC mek nih dah berkali² berploblematic bagai - sat masalah tu - sat masalah nih. Tapi the last masalah was, erm, in erm, December? Or was it before that? Tah la - tapi the last masalah yang mek lalui with this PC of mine, kaedahnye, ade something to do with the hard disk (sambil garu² kepala - hard drive or hard disk tatau? Hard drive kan?) So anyways, csi_X la last pomen pc mek buat tu buat nih bagai - memula originally the pc was running with 40Gb jer. Pastu kami add-on bagai another 80Gb kot - so mrasalah ado 120Gb kan... so lepas daripada tu - pergh! Superb! Excellent! Quality-ness-melerts! Tak dak masalah langsung!
Tapi csi_X dah warning mek - better get rid of the problematic 40Gb or at least ganti or just guna 80Gb jer. Tapi, al kaedah, TETAP nih nak jugak pakai that 40Gb so that jadik 120Gb (eh wait, was it hang tambah another 80Gb or just 40Gb jer tatau? Yes yes - mek rase hang tambah 80Gb kan... mrasa)
So pendekkan citer yang mek tau kalau mek melalut lagik nih - confirm panjang berjela entry nih. So anyways, tadi, eh, semalam ptg/ tgh hari kot, lepas Friday prayers - balik umah jer, nak on PC (tah tetiber apa kes tah mek pi OFF pc; kalau idak tak pulak pernah off. Hurmmm... bende dah nak jadi katanya...) Nak on pc jer - the CPU started giving me this sound bunyi kuat nak mampus ala ala clock ticking katanya. Mek dosi cuak - sebab windows mek tak leh ON terus - ala ala stuck, jammed. Ha - that's it! Mek dosi cuak! Mek as usual called csi_X mintak tolong dia tgk²kan. Dia kata OS macam susah/ trying its best to read the hard drive tapi macam cannot get through. Mek dah cuak lagik! Then he tried kuarkan yang that original 40Gb harddrive - yezzza! Boleh ON katanya using the 80Gb hard drive. So mek girang la kejaps. Kejaps jer. Why?
Sebab bile dah on, masuk windows apa semua bagai - check My Computer - tgk drive yang ado - C and G jer. D and H nan ado! Sedangkan D and H tu lah yang ado 40Gb split into 20Gb each. And dah yang hat H tu la - SEGALA MAK NENEK FILES², MP3S, VIDEOS, PHOTOS and all ado! MEK NANGIS! Segala yang mek simpan, segala yang mek stored, semuanya - OUT! HABIS! FINITTO! KAPUT!
Si csi_X tak mo putus asa just yet - kami pi office dia pulak, tried reading the Hard Drive dari apa USB reader apa tah la ade kat office dia tu. Try pi mai pi mai, hagham! Tak boleh! Dia pon consulted couple of friends - also - depa kata - THATS IT! And mek pon, apo lagik, THATS IT LAH! Mula la mek menghoyan sebabkan kandungan yang ado dalam hard drive tu! My God! It's like, hang hilang wallet, handphone and all tu la - completely gone, finitto! Habis! Cam tu jer. Si csi_X tu boleh cakap "Ala, aku dah kena dua tiga kali dah... biasa la. Shit happens" -> Mek sentap! Motif ko nak samakan ko dengan mek? Mek cannot la mende² cam nih jadi - mek jadik runsing!
Estimated value yang gone-kaput with the hard drive = PRICELESS!!!
Yer lah - EVERY SINGLE PHOTO and VIDEOS and photo² dari camera² kawan² lain, during MW2006 - SEMUA GONE! Aku serupa hilang akal dah! (motif drama overdose sedangkan semua photos² tu ado dalam Fotopages? KAN? Hahahaha!) Ditambah pulak as mek tgh buat entry nih baru mek ingat - semua pics² photoshoots (released version and also the UNRELEASED VERSION) all GONE! Photos yang trip² mek sebelum² nih semua - all the ORIGINAL files - all gone! HAIYOH!!!
Mek serupa kegha kena blacan, hampa tau dak? Or macam ayam beghak kapoq! Dok menggelutin lippoqlippoq pi mai pi mai - and then terus...
"I need to go somewhere where I could get myself to calm down and relax, and gain back my strength and energy to move on, live on, and face the music..."
SHOPPING!
SHOPPING!
Retail theraphy katanya yer? Hehehe - so mek pi la dengan si csi_X tu pi shopping lite² katanya, bagi mempermudahkan proses healing-the-wound katanya, kan? Tapi mek bukan skadar window shopping or ala² tak der objective, tema or arah tuju nak pi shopping tu. Mek katanya memang ade 2 bende jer mek determined nak beli; yang dah berzaman mek nak beli so that mek leh back up segala mala and bawak mrata tempat; EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE cek oi! (If ONLY mek beli mek belik menatang nih a day sooner - mrasalah mek dah back-upkan files², photos, videos and what not semua tu dalam hard drive H tu and boh dalam portable/ external hard drive tu, kan? But it's like what csi_X said to me... "Everyone wishes that way bile bende² cam nih jadi!"... kan?)

Nih la that 40Gb Hard Drive yang rosak itiew! Sentaps!

So mek pon belik lah external hard drive 'plug and PRAY' it works nih katanya kan... 80Gb ek csi_X? Mek pon dah lupa. Tak pa. satgi mek test run! Not bad ek? MYR259 sajork... mek dok hengatkan dah dekat MYR300 ke ape ke, kan...
And lepas pada tu, dah beli dah hard drive bagai, mek went on shopping barang kedua mek tu. Yer la, still in trauma, pain, misery katanya kan - mrasalah cannot stop shopping or else it'll make the bleeding go worse, kan...
So ape ke bendenye yang mek beli pulak dah?
Remember - N93? No lah - of course not. Tak der maknenye mek nak belik N93. Mek belik N93i katanya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mati la mek! Mek traded in balik N73 tu (YES, mek maintained N71 katanya sebab beli DUBAI dan ado keypad ARAB - ko ado?) tanpa consulting D.G. tu yer. Hari tu consulted him pasai from O2 ke N73, dah la kan. Dari N73 ke N93i nih, mek speku, he couldn't even be bothered pon - so, why nak consult him pon kan. Besides, yang nih, kali nih, mek had no choice, kena up/ tambah duit nearly MYR1,800 so - I guess, it's non-of-his concern dah pon, kan...


So there you have it - hilang 40Gb hard drive with priceless, memories and files and what not semuanya - tak ternilai nak diukur bagai... tapi in return, belik 80Gb external hard drive and a new HP (Bab beli HP tu macam, tak perlu la sangat, kan!? Hiks!). Dan yer - soal kotak - BERTAMBAH lagi! (Actually, tak bertambah pon sebab kotak N73 mek, mek kasik sekali waktu mek traded in the phone for this N93i... hiks!)
*SIGH* So, now, how do I feel? Better? Slightly better? OK already? Hmmm NO! Am still upset and depressed! Uwargh!!! The more I think about it, lagi banyak yang aku dah start mula nak ingat apo yang ado dalam Hard Drive H tu! Argh!!! Tensi! I know, SOME of the files/ data/ pics and mp3s and what not, mek leh dapat balik from either CA or Mummyzack Zali. Tapi ade jugak yang memang COMPLETELY GONE! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! TIDAKKK!!!
I think I'm gonna be sick - I better go to bed and ciwi²kan, belek²kan hp N93i baru mek tu... (motif katanya nak be sick tapi still sempat nak membelek² hp baru... kan? Hahaha!)
But seriously - mek STILL do feel upset! Takpa, esok, (eh, hari nih la actually, Saturday) - mek nak try gi kedai² lain; and if jadi ke Penang nak tgk Muhsin kat sana tu, boleh la mek check-out my hard drive yang rosak/ cannot be detected tu kat kawan² hang kat Penang, kan csi_X!?!?!? Even if they are not your friends kan csi_X, still, mek rase mek nak cuba LAGI la mintak banyak² kedai tgk mana yang leh read/ detect the hard drive, or at least, get it to be detected KEJAPS jer pon jadi la, in time for me nak copy and back-up bagai semuanya, kan? All I could do now would be to just pray and hope for the best that the hard drive H tu boleh read balik, even if its only for 15 minutes (ataupun selama mana minimal yang diperlukan utk read/ copy the hard drive...)
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Friday, March 23, 2007
Gembira Lahirhari 5thE!!!
Apakah!?!?!?!? Hello! Sila translatekan kepada Ingglish yer (Mati la mek!)
Gembira = Happy
Lahirhari = Birthday
And so, what do you get? Correcto de la Bingo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 5thE! (And yes, its not "Lima The" or "Five The" yer - It is correctly pronounced as Fifth E which is somewhat like Fif E, = Fifi. Get it?) Mati la tetiber mek rasa entry birthday jadi entry "Lets Learniang The Ingglish" kan?
5thE, this is actually the 2nd entry mek buat. 1st entry, cilaka tul Blogdrive. Lepas mek press PUBLISH, terus bukak new page, stating DONE tapi page blank. Bila press BACK button, nah - KOSONG! Haram zadah sunggoh! (The earlier entry mek typed tu tak der lah sampai 3000pp but still it was a long one. SIAL tau Blogdrive nih!)
Anyways, mek just gonna make this one a short one - Happy Birthday u ols! Enjoy the day as your birthday jatuh hari JUMAAT - ada rahmat dan rahsia disebaliknya itiew. 31 is just a number, digits, like what Volks selalu cakap. And what I selalu believed in, the numbers shows the time you dah menikmati kehidupan - through thick and thin, pain and sorrow, laughter and joy - all of it. Dah 31 Fie u dah lalui semua tu. You should be very happy and grateful. Which I KNOW u are la kan. Heheheh...
So anyways Fie... this entry's for you!
Gembira = Happy
Lahirhari = Birthday
And so, what do you get? Correcto de la Bingo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 5thE! (And yes, its not "Lima The" or "Five The" yer - It is correctly pronounced as Fifth E which is somewhat like Fif E, = Fifi. Get it?) Mati la tetiber mek rasa entry birthday jadi entry "Lets Learniang The Ingglish" kan?
5thE, this is actually the 2nd entry mek buat. 1st entry, cilaka tul Blogdrive. Lepas mek press PUBLISH, terus bukak new page, stating DONE tapi page blank. Bila press BACK button, nah - KOSONG! Haram zadah sunggoh! (The earlier entry mek typed tu tak der lah sampai 3000pp but still it was a long one. SIAL tau Blogdrive nih!)
Anyways, mek just gonna make this one a short one - Happy Birthday u ols! Enjoy the day as your birthday jatuh hari JUMAAT - ada rahmat dan rahsia disebaliknya itiew. 31 is just a number, digits, like what Volks selalu cakap. And what I selalu believed in, the numbers shows the time you dah menikmati kehidupan - through thick and thin, pain and sorrow, laughter and joy - all of it. Dah 31 Fie u dah lalui semua tu. You should be very happy and grateful. Which I KNOW u are la kan. Heheheh...
So anyways Fie... this entry's for you!

Happy Birthday Fie!!! Cepat! BLOW the candle(S) - mati la 2 "candle(s)" kan semasa di ROYAL birthday treatment. Kat mana? Padang Lelaki? Gold Finger? Segar? Kehijauan Selamanya? Aiyoyoh!!! Mek pecut dulu!
PS: Bila nak buat entry birthday gift mek tu tatau!? LALALALALA mati la hadiah SARIAP katanya! Kan? Hahaha

Thursday, March 22, 2007
Kenapa LEEUK vs LEALAURIELLE-LKY?
Melalui entry sebelum, ramai kata perbalahan pergaduhan percakarans mek dengan LEEUK tu ala ala tak menjadi - ala ala plastic dan tak real. HELLO!? Motif!? Hehehe... (mati la "I THOUGHT SO TOO!" wops!)
No u ols, seriously - mek memang sentapans dengan LeeUK. For real u ols. Maybe nampak cam plastic sebab LeeUK dan Mek, kan record clean, mana ada gaduh² dan kami berdua ala ala stylo jenis tak suka cari gaduh. Taaaaaaaaaapi kalau firashat berangan star tu dah start buat cilaka dengan mek, harus lah mek hangin u ols. Tapi kaedahnye hangin mek dikatakan tak menjadi? Motif mek dimintak suruh belajar cara bergaduh online a.k.a. catfight, dari Pioneer Leez, dari Sherits, Prof Imah, Joe KK dan sebagainye? Motif nak samakan dan se-acuan-kan catfights? Hello - sah sah mek gaduh ada la cara mek sendiri. Motif nak belajar dengan cara orang lain dan mempraktikkannye? Itiew la yang dinamakan plastic u ols sebab mek copyright cara catfight orang! Itiew tidak wajar u ols!!!
Nevermind lah hal kes itiew bagai - it's the least of my concern. Nih pasal si star LeeUK tu lah!!! Ha, kesahnye bermula apabile... erm... hmmm...
No u ols, seriously - mek memang sentapans dengan LeeUK. For real u ols. Maybe nampak cam plastic sebab LeeUK dan Mek, kan record clean, mana ada gaduh² dan kami berdua ala ala stylo jenis tak suka cari gaduh. Taaaaaaaaaapi kalau firashat berangan star tu dah start buat cilaka dengan mek, harus lah mek hangin u ols. Tapi kaedahnye hangin mek dikatakan tak menjadi? Motif mek dimintak suruh belajar cara bergaduh online a.k.a. catfight, dari Pioneer Leez, dari Sherits, Prof Imah, Joe KK dan sebagainye? Motif nak samakan dan se-acuan-kan catfights? Hello - sah sah mek gaduh ada la cara mek sendiri. Motif nak belajar dengan cara orang lain dan mempraktikkannye? Itiew la yang dinamakan plastic u ols sebab mek copyright cara catfight orang! Itiew tidak wajar u ols!!!
Nevermind lah hal kes itiew bagai - it's the least of my concern. Nih pasal si star LeeUK tu lah!!! Ha, kesahnye bermula apabile... erm... hmmm...

Hampa baca sendirs lah email tu (click to enlarge). Mek tak tergamak la nak carut prawn-star feels feels tu lelebih dah. Tak kuasa dah haku! Kang mek carut lagi kang katanya piuler cara carutan serta perbalahan mek itiew as tak real and plastic, oleh fanatik²nye. SR? Hang pon fanatik LeeUK!!? Sial!
Apa sebabnya berlakunye pertelingkahan iniey? Ha u ols! Mek dosi prepare dah u ols. Click kat link nih utk download the file yang mek attachedkan kat si LeeUK tu!
Right click kat LINK INI yer - save as, and it will be saved kat dalam pc u ols and then bukak, baco la sendiri! SENTAP KAN!? Sudah!!! MEK SENTAP! Period! Finitto! The End!
PS: AFTER you're downloaded that "LINK INI" tadi tu, you MIGHT wanna download one more Words Doc. file inieh... Mrasa right click HERE, and save file as to your desired location in your PC...
Apa sebabnya berlakunye pertelingkahan iniey? Ha u ols! Mek dosi prepare dah u ols. Click kat link nih utk download the file yang mek attachedkan kat si LeeUK tu!
Right click kat LINK INI yer - save as, and it will be saved kat dalam pc u ols and then bukak, baco la sendiri! SENTAP KAN!? Sudah!!! MEK SENTAP! Period! Finitto! The End!
PS: AFTER you're downloaded that "LINK INI" tadi tu, you MIGHT wanna download one more Words Doc. file inieh... Mrasa right click HERE, and save file as to your desired location in your PC...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Dia sentap!? HAKU LAGI SENTAP!
Dia ingat DIA SORANG jer boleh nak sentap dan buat entry!? HELLO!? Haku pon boleh buat ok! Keji tau! Ala ala nak buat entry ley, tunjuk kata mek nih yang jahat dan suka nak carik gadoh! HELLO!? Mek Miss World 2006! Miss WORLD! World peace bukannye make world WAR! Tapi kalau sebabkan dia nih, mek SANGGUP yer jadik the 1st ever Miss World yang started off WORLD WAR! MEK SANGGUP!
Ada ka patut, mek yang ala ala naik angin lite2 dengan dia melalui email, dia pi SEBARKAN email tu as an entry dalam blog dia!? Of course la akan nampak seperti mek nih yang jahat sebab mek yang pi email dia. Tapi yang dia pi boh email tu as an entry, tu bukan JAHAT ke namanya!? Baik sangat ley!? HELLO!? Kalau korang tau, kenapa mek upset sentap bagai dengan dia, mesti u ols also sokong mek dan cakap mek betul. LEEUK! KO SIAP! Ko ingat ko dok oversea, ko HEBAT lah!?
Dah alang2 ko dah pecahlobangkan email aku as an entry, MRASA! Aku pon nak copy paste jugak apa yang aku dah email kat ko! Readers - MRASA! Baca bebetul entry email mek, dengan email mek yang dia buat entry kat blog dia tu (LINK)- MAAAANA la tau dia gegatai pi tukaq ubah skrip bagai!
From: Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>
Day/ Date: Monday, March 19, 2007
Time: 8:28:04 PM
To: feelingprawnstarkonon!@hotmail.com
Ada ka patut, mek yang ala ala naik angin lite2 dengan dia melalui email, dia pi SEBARKAN email tu as an entry dalam blog dia!? Of course la akan nampak seperti mek nih yang jahat sebab mek yang pi email dia. Tapi yang dia pi boh email tu as an entry, tu bukan JAHAT ke namanya!? Baik sangat ley!? HELLO!? Kalau korang tau, kenapa mek upset sentap bagai dengan dia, mesti u ols also sokong mek dan cakap mek betul. LEEUK! KO SIAP! Ko ingat ko dok oversea, ko HEBAT lah!?
Dah alang2 ko dah pecahlobangkan email aku as an entry, MRASA! Aku pon nak copy paste jugak apa yang aku dah email kat ko! Readers - MRASA! Baca bebetul entry email mek, dengan email mek yang dia buat entry kat blog dia tu (LINK)- MAAAANA la tau dia gegatai pi tukaq ubah skrip bagai!
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Subject: Amboi amboi! Sesuka hati kau jer kan LEE!?!?!?!...From: Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>
Day/ Date: Monday, March 19, 2007
Time: 8:28:04 PM
To: feelingprawnstarkonon!@hotmail.com
NIH! Lee! MEK NAK CAKAP SIKIT NGAN U OLS! selama nih mek baik ngan u ols, ingatkan u ols pon baik lah dengan mek! TAPI!? ADO!? Tak sangka yek! SUNGGOH mek tak sangka u ols perangai sebeginih!!!! (Walaupun dah ramai cucuk jarum kat aku kata ko macam nih ko macam tu still aku tak percaya. Nah, now dah terkena kat muka batang hidung sendiri, baru la aku "RASAIN"... KAN!?) Mek sentap + sedeh ko buat kawan² cam nih! Ko memang kan!? Kenapa ko buat cam nih!? Ha? Buat apa????? KO BOLEH TANYA AKU BALIK APA KO DAH BUAT!? Eeeeee!!!! NAMA ja dok oversea, tapi, ado!? Ikutkan hati aku nih, nak jer aku sebarkan apa ko dah buat kat mek dalam blog entry mek tapi aku tannak orang ingat aku yang nak spread rumors busuk pasal ko nih pulak. Takpa, mek just wait hang sendiri buat entry penyesalan sebab menipu/ merahsiakan benda² cam nih dari kawan²! Sentap!
STILL tak dapat nak figure out apa hang dah buat!? TGK sendiri attachment aku included dalam email nih! Sendiri baca sendiri paham lah k!?
~THIS MEANS WAR!!!~
LKY!!!
~PAYBACK IS A BITCH FOR YOU; REVENGE IS SWEET FOR ME~
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... Payback is a bitch for you; Revenge is sweet for me ...
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Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
http://www.lealaurielle.com
STILL tak dapat nak figure out apa hang dah buat!? TGK sendiri attachment aku included dalam email nih! Sendiri baca sendiri paham lah k!?
~THIS MEANS WAR!!!~
LKY!!!
~PAYBACK IS A BITCH FOR YOU; REVENGE IS SWEET FOR ME~
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... Payback is a bitch for you; Revenge is sweet for me ...
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Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
http://www.lealaurielle.com
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People! Mek takmo reveal apa salah dosa silap dia sebab mek rasa mek tak layak to do so. BIAR DIA JER yang reveal dan lepas tu mek willingly and gladly reveal also! MRASALAH mek takmo dituduh sebagai Miss World yang suka buruk2kan orang. TAPI KALAU DAH SUKA BERAHSIA DENGAN KAWAN2, cakap depan lain, belakang lain, deny itu ini and after kita ingat dia nih baik sangat tapi jadik camni, seharusnya la WAR and no more peace between Lea Laurielle a.k.a LKY dengan LeeUK a.k.a feeling2 prawnstar tu! PRAWNSTAR KONON! Tunnggu la lepas nih - nak tgk samada maintain prawnstar ke, ape star!? Ceh!
You? Miss PAYBACK!? Hahaha there's nothing to pay back to me in the 1st place darling! ITS ME who will be doing the sweet REVENGE! Hanjs!
PS: PrawnSTAR ley!? HELLO!? Mampu ko lawan mek MISS WORLD?! Ceh! Belah lah! Kalau dah dasar tak gherti nak appreciate kawan, sanggup tipu dan simpan rahsia bagai and purak² buat tatau and buat baik - TAK YAH BERANGAN LAH!
LeeUK @ lee1972.blogspot.com - THIS IS A DEFINITE - WAR! Hamek! Ko ingat ko jer boleh buat entry!? Piiiiiiiiiirah!

Monday, March 19, 2007
Know Your Stars
It seems like only a few entries back mek buat entry pasal stars and all nih kan? Walhal, mek buat entry tu back in 2005? *mati la malas cari Archive! HAHAHA!
Anyways, kali nih, thanks to Volksie, yang me taw tgh tension, upset, pissed off, marah and all semua tu, yang fwrded me the email pasal "KNOW YOUR STARS" kali nih. Thanks u ols! :)
Anyways, kali nih, thanks to Volksie, yang me taw tgh tension, upset, pissed off, marah and all semua tu, yang fwrded me the email pasal "KNOW YOUR STARS" kali nih. Thanks u ols! :)
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.)
(GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?Not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying.... the most irresistible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to sleep. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........
Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with.
Are the most sexiest people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships . Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness..
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.)
(GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?Not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying.... the most irresistible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to sleep. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........
Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with.
Are the most sexiest people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships . Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness..
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Adeh! Mek pengsan! Yang mek highlighted merah tu - errrr... bintang mek. Mati lah MOST AMAZING KISSER katanya kan? MUST be my full-d*ck*s*cking-lips, kan? Ops! (Mampu kah statement SELF PRAISING mek nih kalahkan statement Self Praising si ISIS tu? Lalalalala...) Dan motif sekejap GREAT in bed and sekejap lagi FREAK in bed!? Aiyoh! Mek prefer the earlier one dari the later one - FREAK in bed katanya!? Huuiiooyaaaaaahhh huiiooyyaaaahhh!!! Hiks!
Jadi - apakah STAR anda? Mrasa habaq maih! :) *Jgn feeling STAR sudah! OPS!

Sunday, March 18, 2007
Adam's back!!!
Yes u ols! Ingatkah anda dengan ADAM, anaknya si TPS Bellerina Teoh De La Tingtong itiew? (click HERE to refresh your memory - just incase hampa dosi lupakan Adam yang comei lotey itiew! Hiks!)
Yes u ols! Kalau dulu mek hanya tatapi wajahnya melalui MMS, pic/ file transfer in YM and as attachment in e-mails katanya, kan? Hari itiew mek berkesempatan beramas mesra dengan dia face to face - thanks to mak hayam Bellerina yang membuat kunjungan mesra ke A/S sambil bekerja katanya...
Well technically this wasn't my first encounter with Adam - waktu balik dari middle east hari tu, waktu mek 'transit' in KL hari tu, mek dosi kejumpaan dia. Di pertemuan pertama lagi, mek dosi kemeriahan dengan Adam yang sunggohnye pada mula malu² kucing katanya dengan mek - but after awhile, dia dosi serasi dengan guardian and angel dia katanya which membuatkan mek - GIRANG! Hiks!
Banyak lagik gambar² Adam yang mek snappy² waktu kami pi Padang Besaq - tapi yang kat bawah nih, the best pics of ADAM yang sangat tak segan silu senyum sengih posing dengan mek (Ops! Mek ke? LALALA!)! Mek sker lah dia! :)
Yes u ols! Kalau dulu mek hanya tatapi wajahnya melalui MMS, pic/ file transfer in YM and as attachment in e-mails katanya, kan? Hari itiew mek berkesempatan beramas mesra dengan dia face to face - thanks to mak hayam Bellerina yang membuat kunjungan mesra ke A/S sambil bekerja katanya...
Well technically this wasn't my first encounter with Adam - waktu balik dari middle east hari tu, waktu mek 'transit' in KL hari tu, mek dosi kejumpaan dia. Di pertemuan pertama lagi, mek dosi kemeriahan dengan Adam yang sunggohnye pada mula malu² kucing katanya dengan mek - but after awhile, dia dosi serasi dengan guardian and angel dia katanya which membuatkan mek - GIRANG! Hiks!
Banyak lagik gambar² Adam yang mek snappy² waktu kami pi Padang Besaq - tapi yang kat bawah nih, the best pics of ADAM yang sangat tak segan silu senyum sengih posing dengan mek (Ops! Mek ke? LALALA!)! Mek sker lah dia! :)

Nih Adam, last year... dahhh comei dah time tu, kan? Hiks!

Adam - this year. Dosi setahun lebih nak masuk 2 tahun kan, kan Belle? Eh - ke mek salah calculate his age? Hahaha - anyways, tgk la muka dia! Senyum ala ala nakal² itiew. Mek girang sangat dengan dia yang very der selesa dengan auntiecle? OPS!
Nanti la mek update lagi entry pasal Padang Besaq tu ke, pasal bende yang mek belik kat Padang Besaq itiew ke ape ke - ek? For now, enjoys wajah² ceria Adam, disebelah makhluk mana/ sapa/ apa tatau! HAHAHAHAHA mati la jendul! LALALALA!

Kawan...

Mek chup jadik kucing comel itiew! Itik tu sapa tatau!? Hahaha...
Kata mak,
KAWAN tu ibarat lebah habis madu sepah di buang (Memang dasar TKB! OPS! *TKB Tak Kenang Budi)
Kata abah,
KAWAN tu umpama bunga ros, di pandang cantik, di pegang sakit (Nih mesti kes pegang susuk kat pipi dan dagu bunga ros tu, kan? OPS!)
Kata atuk, (bukan TOKWANROCK yer! Harap Maklum!)
KAWAN tu seperti air, terus mengalir (LAINNN JER air mengalir - mek pitam!)
Kata nenek, (bukan NENEKKE.BLOGDRIVE yer! Hiks!)
KAWAN tu bak bulan, di puja dan di sanjung tapi nun di sana (Long-Distance relationship la ineyyy!)
Kata sedara,
KAWAN umpama makanan, kawan makan kawan (Hobby mek makan - cemana!?)
Kata abang,
KAWAN tu seperti lembu, mengikut saja apa yang di kata (Haiyoh! Bodoh piang katanya??!?!?)
Kata kakak,
KAWAN tu tak ubah macam durian, bau jer busuk, tapi sedap di makan (Aiyoh! MEK TAU sapa! OPS! Mati la mek!)
Kata adik,
KAWAN tu macam biskut... kejap ada kejap takde (Miss A kah?)
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TAPI,
Kata mek,
KAWAN tu umpamanya wig... bile perlu jer mek pakai! OPS! (Mati la dasar PENGGUNA!)
Dan TAPI LAGI,
Kata kawan mek - Sofryiatun-tuya,
KAWAN tu seperti cikkons - habis cikcuts diterajangnya terjun dari katil... (MATI LA MAK!) DAN KAWAN itiew seperti slippa - dibawa kemana saja diluar dan kejamban, tapi tidak ketempat tidur (Boleh? Ala ala jalan² kat luar pegang² tangan raba² lite² boleh, MAIN, addinch!!!)
DAN TAPI LAGI dan LAGI katanya (nih yang last punye dah!)
Kata kawan mek sorang lagi - Wan Maimunakharam, kawannya Tuanku Soltanah Zackyah Haram Zadah!, (Nih confirm mek kena pelengkup kejap lagi!)
KAWAN tu macam ASTRO - macam² ADO!
KESIMPULANNYA = KAWAN, seperti Iklan L`Oreal (nama mak tu! Ops!) - "KERANA DIRIMU BEGITIEW BERHARGA!" kan??? :)
Apa pulak KATA anda!? Mrasa comment! Hiks!

Mek tannak chup jadik sapa² pon dalam nih! Hehehehe...

Tiring but Exciting, Costly but Rewarding, and the rest of it - Speechless! Hiks!
Apakah??? Whats with the long winded entry title itiew? Dan motif entry title persis slogan MASTERCARD!? Hahahah!
Anyways, adakan entry ini bakal menang - "Entry tak perlu, with the longest title yang tidak perlu also?" kah in Golden Blog Awards anjuran Kak Ayam Ginger De La Loca itiew? Ops! Hahahaha takder maknenye! As if ade pon kategory itiew! (PS: G! Next year, buat bagi ada! Ops! Mati la ON DEMAND! Hahahah!). This entry, erm, cemana ek, well - lets just say, nak kata pointless sangat pon, tak, nak kata meaningful sangat² pon, idok la kan. Its just one of those entries yang I feel like doing and just let my fingers play along on the keyboard and allow my otak kuarkan idea melimpah ruah. Ops!
Tiring but Exciting - Sunday at its best!
Woke up at nearly 11nish to the sound of... NO, no birds chirping lah! To my MOM yang tetiber menjerits "LETS pi TAIPING!?" I was like, WHAT!? Motif? TAIPING!? And mummy dengan konfidensi menjawab "Beli pokok Orchid lagi!!!". AIYOH! Seperti tak cukup sangat ley pokok² orchid dalam 2 green house kat belakang umah tu!? Penat mek nengok (although Chef Aduka and Mamizack Zali enjoyed the visit the other day - heheheh). So mek cakap mek malas nak pi. And then dia cakap, kalau mek malas, dia gi ngan BBD sajork. So mek cakap... ok sajork. Perlu la nak kejutkan mek semata² tu? But I KNOW ade lagi yang dia nak cakap tu...
Mummy Dearie: Erm... pinjam kereta?
Me: Ambik jer la... macam la tak penah guna my car before² this pon...
Mummy Dearie: No not the BM. BM tu nanti kalau nak letak pokok bunga nanti tak muat. Kecik. Sempit. Was thinking of your Kenari?
Me: Ambik jer... *sambil tarik balik selimut*
Mummy Dearie: Kot yer pon pi la clearkan apa² yang patut sebelum bapak awak naik keta tu!
ARGH!!! My Sunday baru jer nak bermula, dahhh interupted katanya. So dengan muka toya mek nih, sentap nih, pi la kuaq betulkan apa yang patut, kemas apa yang patut, spray apa yang patut, vacum apa yang patut - and lepas tu, dah elok semua dah dalam Kenari mek tu, tgk bahagian luar, isk - kotor la pulak, kan? Hmmm... mek heret getah air kat garden tu... terus basuh kete. Dah basuh Kenari tu, dok plak sebelah BM mek tu - dah terpercik terkena bagai. Dah alang² basuh Kenari tu, kan... so mek pon, basuh sekali BM mek tu (Ish! Basuh Kenari mek, tak tahan sebab tinggi. Tak tercapai tangan kiew katanya kan... - yang basuh BM aku tu pulak, lebaq sangat la pulak. Sentap lah!)
Basuh pi basuh mai, tau tau jer la mek nih basuh kerets lembab sekals - every inch nak kena purfecto nih. Every part nak kena elok nih. Tenyeh pi tenyeh mai, ada la dekat sejam setengah. Hai lenguh! Penat! I need finger Therapy! OPS! Tapi the best part was - mek feels² seperti buat video clip "CAR WASH", boleh? Feels feels in sexy 2 piece bikini (maklum lah mek pakai shorts pendek sekals dengan baju pink ketat itiew. OPS!) and then pasang lagu lite² dalam kerets (motif feeling² CARWASH tapi pasang lagu BUTTONS? Hahahaha!)...
Tiring it may seem, but, lepas dosi siap basuh, lap, tenyeh, gilap2 bagai, dok jauh², tgk both of my cars itiew, terlintas dalam hati mek... "Haiii - puas hati sunggoh basuh sendiri noh?! Penat sepasal - dari bad moody, terus tergedik² basuh kerets, and lepas dosi siap - senang hati jer mek nengok!"
It was definitely a tiring 1st half of Sunday - not to mention, penatnya mek campur aduk dengan my activities since Thursday night (jeling kat CA and Mamizack Zali - ops!), - eh wait, it was actually since WEDNESDAY ek Belle? Yang kita pi Padang Besaq tu? Hehehe... - then Friday, then yesterday - campur today pagi nih half day - penat sial! But its sure was an exciting weekending for me... sampai tired² pon still ade semangat nak berblogging nih! Mek girang!
Costly but Rewarding - apakah?
Sepanjang bulan February 2007, hp bill mek bermula since February 8th sampai March 7th - correctos? Kan... mrasalah mek guna dalam negeri sekejap jer, and after that semua penggunaan phone mek (both, my Maxis and my Celcom) mek guna over the sea, roaming bagai... dan yer, cost penggunaannya, sudah sampai ke mailbox umah mek! Sentap!

Anyways, adakan entry ini bakal menang - "Entry tak perlu, with the longest title yang tidak perlu also?" kah in Golden Blog Awards anjuran Kak Ayam Ginger De La Loca itiew? Ops! Hahahaha takder maknenye! As if ade pon kategory itiew! (PS: G! Next year, buat bagi ada! Ops! Mati la ON DEMAND! Hahahah!). This entry, erm, cemana ek, well - lets just say, nak kata pointless sangat pon, tak, nak kata meaningful sangat² pon, idok la kan. Its just one of those entries yang I feel like doing and just let my fingers play along on the keyboard and allow my otak kuarkan idea melimpah ruah. Ops!
Tiring but Exciting - Sunday at its best!
Woke up at nearly 11nish to the sound of... NO, no birds chirping lah! To my MOM yang tetiber menjerits "LETS pi TAIPING!?" I was like, WHAT!? Motif? TAIPING!? And mummy dengan konfidensi menjawab "Beli pokok Orchid lagi!!!". AIYOH! Seperti tak cukup sangat ley pokok² orchid dalam 2 green house kat belakang umah tu!? Penat mek nengok (although Chef Aduka and Mamizack Zali enjoyed the visit the other day - heheheh). So mek cakap mek malas nak pi. And then dia cakap, kalau mek malas, dia gi ngan BBD sajork. So mek cakap... ok sajork. Perlu la nak kejutkan mek semata² tu? But I KNOW ade lagi yang dia nak cakap tu...
Mummy Dearie: Erm... pinjam kereta?
Me: Ambik jer la... macam la tak penah guna my car before² this pon...
Mummy Dearie: No not the BM. BM tu nanti kalau nak letak pokok bunga nanti tak muat. Kecik. Sempit. Was thinking of your Kenari?
Me: Ambik jer... *sambil tarik balik selimut*
Mummy Dearie: Kot yer pon pi la clearkan apa² yang patut sebelum bapak awak naik keta tu!
ARGH!!! My Sunday baru jer nak bermula, dahhh interupted katanya. So dengan muka toya mek nih, sentap nih, pi la kuaq betulkan apa yang patut, kemas apa yang patut, spray apa yang patut, vacum apa yang patut - and lepas tu, dah elok semua dah dalam Kenari mek tu, tgk bahagian luar, isk - kotor la pulak, kan? Hmmm... mek heret getah air kat garden tu... terus basuh kete. Dah basuh Kenari tu, dok plak sebelah BM mek tu - dah terpercik terkena bagai. Dah alang² basuh Kenari tu, kan... so mek pon, basuh sekali BM mek tu (Ish! Basuh Kenari mek, tak tahan sebab tinggi. Tak tercapai tangan kiew katanya kan... - yang basuh BM aku tu pulak, lebaq sangat la pulak. Sentap lah!)
Basuh pi basuh mai, tau tau jer la mek nih basuh kerets lembab sekals - every inch nak kena purfecto nih. Every part nak kena elok nih. Tenyeh pi tenyeh mai, ada la dekat sejam setengah. Hai lenguh! Penat! I need finger Therapy! OPS! Tapi the best part was - mek feels² seperti buat video clip "CAR WASH", boleh? Feels feels in sexy 2 piece bikini (maklum lah mek pakai shorts pendek sekals dengan baju pink ketat itiew. OPS!) and then pasang lagu lite² dalam kerets (motif feeling² CARWASH tapi pasang lagu BUTTONS? Hahahaha!)...
Tiring it may seem, but, lepas dosi siap basuh, lap, tenyeh, gilap2 bagai, dok jauh², tgk both of my cars itiew, terlintas dalam hati mek... "Haiii - puas hati sunggoh basuh sendiri noh?! Penat sepasal - dari bad moody, terus tergedik² basuh kerets, and lepas dosi siap - senang hati jer mek nengok!"
It was definitely a tiring 1st half of Sunday - not to mention, penatnya mek campur aduk dengan my activities since Thursday night (jeling kat CA and Mamizack Zali - ops!), - eh wait, it was actually since WEDNESDAY ek Belle? Yang kita pi Padang Besaq tu? Hehehe... - then Friday, then yesterday - campur today pagi nih half day - penat sial! But its sure was an exciting weekending for me... sampai tired² pon still ade semangat nak berblogging nih! Mek girang!
Costly but Rewarding - apakah?
Sepanjang bulan February 2007, hp bill mek bermula since February 8th sampai March 7th - correctos? Kan... mrasalah mek guna dalam negeri sekejap jer, and after that semua penggunaan phone mek (both, my Maxis and my Celcom) mek guna over the sea, roaming bagai... dan yer, cost penggunaannya, sudah sampai ke mailbox umah mek! Sentap!

Tudiah!

In detail katanya... mati la mek pengsan!!!
Sayangnye mek tak ikut cakap/ advise si Isis tu suruh guna that *120* apa tah tu while roaming tu, dapat discount katanya. Tapipon, dah roaming bagai, brapa ciput sangat discount leh dapat ek? *mati lah ignorant! Hahahaha...
Dalam sejarah penggunaan telephone hp bagai berbill iniey, bagi mek, ini lah kali pertama, bill mek sampai ke umah dengan 33 pages bills yer! NANGIS! Bill pon, dulu², paling teruk mek kena bayo, was like MYR300++? Ini dah brapa kali ganda dah tatau mek pon dinch hui! Dan dalam bulan February ini lah, record, phone mek kena bar 3 kali! 1st time sebab exceeded credit limit of MYR1000. Then second time kena bar sebab exceeded MYR3800++ and still no payment received. Tu yang terus mek bayor MYR6300.00 semata² nak cover balik kot² satni depa nak bar lagi line mek, at least mek dosi bayo lebih. Rupo²nya, ADO lagi yang mai bill sampai dekat nak MYR2000! And by the time habis bill bulan 2, sebelum bill nih sampai, DAHHH mek kena bar line kali ketiga; tu yang mek pi settle semuanya sekali, balance tak balance apa bagai even before bill bulan February mek sampai - so now, katanya, no outstanding. Gila! MYR7900++!?!?!?! Tak penah aku buat keja cam nih! Dulu time jadik crew pon tadak la guna phone sampai 2 X my monthly salary, kan!? Hahahah... But, as costly as it seems to be, to me, compared dengan the reward yang mek dapat balik because of this Middle East trip, haiii - tak terbanding bagai! (which reminds me, mek baru buat entry DAY 6 ek? Ado lagi 6, 7, eh, 8 days ek left!? MATI LA MEK EPIC ENTRY! Hahahaha!)
Dalam sejarah penggunaan telephone hp bagai berbill iniey, bagi mek, ini lah kali pertama, bill mek sampai ke umah dengan 33 pages bills yer! NANGIS! Bill pon, dulu², paling teruk mek kena bayo, was like MYR300++? Ini dah brapa kali ganda dah tatau mek pon dinch hui! Dan dalam bulan February ini lah, record, phone mek kena bar 3 kali! 1st time sebab exceeded credit limit of MYR1000. Then second time kena bar sebab exceeded MYR3800++ and still no payment received. Tu yang terus mek bayor MYR6300.00 semata² nak cover balik kot² satni depa nak bar lagi line mek, at least mek dosi bayo lebih. Rupo²nya, ADO lagi yang mai bill sampai dekat nak MYR2000! And by the time habis bill bulan 2, sebelum bill nih sampai, DAHHH mek kena bar line kali ketiga; tu yang mek pi settle semuanya sekali, balance tak balance apa bagai even before bill bulan February mek sampai - so now, katanya, no outstanding. Gila! MYR7900++!?!?!?! Tak penah aku buat keja cam nih! Dulu time jadik crew pon tadak la guna phone sampai 2 X my monthly salary, kan!? Hahahah... But, as costly as it seems to be, to me, compared dengan the reward yang mek dapat balik because of this Middle East trip, haiii - tak terbanding bagai! (which reminds me, mek baru buat entry DAY 6 ek? Ado lagi 6, 7, eh, 8 days ek left!? MATI LA MEK EPIC ENTRY! Hahahaha!)

Friday, March 16, 2007
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 6
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF

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