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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Kenapa LEEUK vs LEALAURIELLE-LKY?


Melalui entry sebelum, ramai kata perbalahan pergaduhan percakarans mek dengan LEEUK tu ala ala tak menjadi - ala ala plastic dan tak real. HELLO!? Motif!? Hehehe... (mati la "I THOUGHT SO TOO!" wops!)

No u ols, seriously - mek memang sentapans dengan LeeUK. For real u ols. Maybe nampak cam plastic sebab LeeUK dan Mek, kan record clean, mana ada gaduh² dan kami berdua ala ala stylo jenis tak suka cari gaduh. Taaaaaaaaaapi kalau firashat berangan star tu dah start buat cilaka dengan mek, harus lah mek hangin u ols. Tapi kaedahnye hangin mek dikatakan tak menjadi? Motif mek dimintak suruh belajar cara bergaduh online a.k.a. catfight, dari Pioneer Leez, dari Sherits, Prof Imah, Joe KK dan sebagainye? Motif nak samakan dan se-acuan-kan catfights? Hello - sah sah mek gaduh ada la cara mek sendiri. Motif nak belajar dengan cara orang lain dan mempraktikkannye? Itiew la yang dinamakan plastic u ols sebab mek copyright cara catfight orang! Itiew tidak wajar u ols!!!

Nevermind lah hal kes itiew bagai - it's the least of my concern. Nih pasal si star LeeUK tu lah!!! Ha, kesahnye bermula apabile... erm... hmmm...


Hampa baca sendirs lah email tu (click to enlarge). Mek tak tergamak la nak carut prawn-star feels feels tu lelebih dah. Tak kuasa dah haku! Kang mek carut lagi kang katanya piuler cara carutan serta perbalahan mek itiew as tak real and plastic, oleh fanatik²nye. SR? Hang pon fanatik LeeUK!!? Sial!

Apa sebabnya berlakunye pertelingkahan iniey? Ha u ols! Mek dosi prepare dah u ols. Click kat link nih utk download the file yang mek attachedkan kat si LeeUK tu!

Right click kat LINK INI yer - save as, and it will be saved kat dalam pc u ols and then bukak, baco la sendiri! SENTAP KAN!? Sudah!!! MEK SENTAP! Period! Finitto! The End!

PS: AFTER you're downloaded that "LINK INI" tadi tu, you MIGHT wanna download one more Words Doc. file inieh... Mrasa right click HERE, and save file as to your desired location in your PC...





Posted at 7:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Dia sentap!? HAKU LAGI SENTAP!


Dia ingat DIA SORANG jer boleh nak sentap dan buat entry!? HELLO!? Haku pon boleh buat ok! Keji tau! Ala ala nak buat entry ley, tunjuk kata mek nih yang jahat dan suka nak carik gadoh! HELLO!? Mek Miss World 2006! Miss WORLD! World peace bukannye make world WAR! Tapi kalau sebabkan dia nih, mek SANGGUP yer jadik the 1st ever Miss World yang started off WORLD WAR! MEK SANGGUP!

Ada ka patut, mek yang ala ala naik angin lite2 dengan dia melalui email, dia pi SEBARKAN email tu as an entry dalam blog dia!? Of course la akan nampak seperti mek nih yang jahat sebab mek yang pi email dia. Tapi yang dia pi boh email tu as an entry, tu bukan JAHAT ke namanya!? Baik sangat ley!? HELLO!? Kalau korang tau, kenapa mek upset sentap bagai dengan dia, mesti u ols also sokong mek dan cakap mek betul. LEEUK! KO SIAP! Ko ingat ko dok oversea, ko HEBAT lah!?

Dah alang2 ko dah pecahlobangkan email aku as an entry, MRASA! Aku pon nak copy paste jugak apa yang aku dah email kat ko! Readers - MRASA! Baca bebetul entry email mek, dengan email mek yang dia buat entry kat blog dia tu (LINK)- MAAAANA la tau dia gegatai pi tukaq ubah skrip bagai!

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Subject: Amboi amboi! Sesuka hati kau jer kan LEE!?!?!?!...
From: Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee <lea_laurielle@yahoo.com>
Day/ Date: Monday, March 19, 2007
Time: 8:28:04 PM
To: feelingprawnstarkonon!@hotmail.com
 
NIH! Lee! MEK NAK CAKAP SIKIT NGAN U OLS! selama nih mek baik ngan u ols, ingatkan u ols pon baik lah dengan mek! TAPI!? ADO!? Tak sangka yek! SUNGGOH mek tak sangka u ols perangai sebeginih!!!! (Walaupun dah ramai cucuk jarum kat aku kata ko macam nih ko macam tu still aku tak percaya. Nah, now dah terkena kat muka batang hidung sendiri, baru la aku "RASAIN"... KAN!?) Mek sentap + sedeh ko buat kawan² cam nih! Ko memang kan!? Kenapa ko buat cam nih!? Ha? Buat apa????? KO BOLEH TANYA AKU BALIK APA KO DAH BUAT!? Eeeeee!!!! NAMA ja dok oversea, tapi, ado!? Ikutkan hati aku nih, nak jer aku sebarkan apa ko dah buat kat mek dalam blog entry mek tapi aku tannak orang ingat aku yang nak spread rumors busuk pasal ko nih pulak. Takpa, mek just wait hang sendiri buat entry penyesalan sebab menipu/ merahsiakan benda² cam nih dari kawan²! Sentap!

STILL tak dapat nak figure out apa hang dah buat!? TGK sendiri attachment aku included dalam email nih! Sendiri baca sendiri paham lah k!?

~THIS MEANS WAR!!!~

LKY!!!
 ~PAYBACK IS A BITCH FOR YOU; REVENGE IS SWEET FOR ME~
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... Payback is a bitch for you; Revenge is sweet for me ...
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Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
http://www.lealaurielle.com

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People! Mek takmo reveal apa salah dosa silap dia sebab mek rasa mek tak layak to do so. BIAR DIA JER yang reveal dan lepas tu mek willingly and gladly reveal also! MRASALAH mek takmo dituduh sebagai Miss World yang suka buruk2kan orang. TAPI KALAU DAH SUKA BERAHSIA DENGAN KAWAN2, cakap depan lain, belakang lain, deny itu ini and after kita ingat dia nih baik sangat tapi jadik camni, seharusnya la WAR and no more peace between Lea Laurielle a.k.a LKY dengan LeeUK a.k.a feeling2 prawnstar tu! PRAWNSTAR KONON! Tunnggu la lepas nih - nak tgk samada maintain prawnstar ke, ape star!? Ceh!

You? Miss PAYBACK!? Hahaha there's nothing to pay back to me in the 1st place darling! ITS ME who will be doing the sweet REVENGE! Hanjs!

PS: PrawnSTAR ley!? HELLO!? Mampu ko lawan mek MISS WORLD?! Ceh! Belah lah! Kalau dah dasar tak gherti nak appreciate kawan, sanggup tipu dan simpan rahsia bagai and purak² buat tatau and buat baik - TAK YAH BERANGAN LAH!

LeeUK @ lee1972.blogspot.com - THIS IS A DEFINITE - WAR! Hamek! Ko ingat ko jer boleh buat entry!? Piiiiiiiiiirah!





Posted at 12:00:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, March 19, 2007

Know Your Stars


It seems like only a few entries back mek buat entry pasal stars and all nih kan? Walhal, mek buat entry tu back in 2005? *mati la malas cari Archive! HAHAHA!

Anyways, kali nih, thanks to Volksie, yang me taw tgh tension, upset, pissed off, marah and all semua tu, yang fwrded me the email pasal "KNOW YOUR STARS" kali nih. Thanks u ols! :)

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.)
(GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?Not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying.... the most irresistible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie  
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to sleep. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........
Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with.
Are the most sexiest people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
 
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships . Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness..
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Adeh! Mek pengsan! Yang mek highlighted merah tu - errrr... bintang mek. Mati lah MOST AMAZING KISSER katanya kan? MUST be my full-d*ck*s*cking-lips, kan? Ops! (Mampu kah statement SELF PRAISING mek nih kalahkan statement Self Praising si ISIS tu? Lalalalala...) Dan motif sekejap GREAT in bed and sekejap lagi FREAK in bed!? Aiyoh! Mek prefer the earlier one dari the later one - FREAK in bed katanya!? Huuiiooyaaaaaahhh huiiooyyaaaahhh!!! Hiks!

Jadi - apakah STAR anda? Mrasa habaq maih! :) *Jgn feeling STAR sudah! OPS!





Posted at 8:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, March 18, 2007

Adam's back!!!


Yes u ols! Ingatkah anda dengan ADAM, anaknya si TPS Bellerina Teoh De La Tingtong itiew? (click HERE to refresh your memory - just incase hampa dosi lupakan Adam yang comei lotey itiew! Hiks!)

Yes u ols! Kalau dulu mek hanya tatapi wajahnya melalui MMS, pic/ file transfer in YM and as attachment in e-mails katanya, kan? Hari itiew mek berkesempatan beramas mesra dengan dia face to face - thanks to mak hayam Bellerina yang membuat kunjungan mesra ke A/S sambil bekerja katanya...

Well technically this wasn't my first encounter with Adam - waktu balik dari middle east hari tu, waktu mek 'transit' in KL hari tu, mek dosi kejumpaan dia. Di pertemuan pertama lagi, mek dosi kemeriahan dengan Adam yang sunggohnye pada mula malu² kucing katanya dengan mek - but after awhile, dia dosi serasi dengan guardian and angel dia katanya which membuatkan mek - GIRANG! Hiks!

Banyak lagik gambar² Adam yang mek snappy² waktu kami pi Padang Besaq - tapi yang kat bawah nih, the best pics of ADAM yang sangat tak segan silu senyum sengih posing dengan mek (Ops! Mek ke? LALALA!)! Mek sker lah dia! :)


Nih Adam, last year... dahhh comei dah time tu, kan? Hiks!


Adam - this year. Dosi setahun lebih nak masuk 2 tahun kan, kan Belle? Eh - ke mek salah calculate his age? Hahaha - anyways, tgk la muka dia! Senyum ala ala nakal² itiew. Mek girang sangat dengan dia yang very der selesa dengan auntiecle? OPS!

Nanti la mek update lagi entry pasal Padang Besaq tu ke, pasal bende yang mek belik kat Padang Besaq itiew ke ape ke - ek? For now, enjoys wajah² ceria Adam, disebelah makhluk mana/ sapa/ apa tatau! HAHAHAHAHA mati la jendul! LALALALA!





Posted at 6:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Kawan...



Mek chup jadik kucing comel itiew! Itik tu sapa tatau!? Hahaha...

Kata mak,
KAWAN tu ibarat lebah habis madu sepah di buang (Memang dasar TKB! OPS! *TKB Tak Kenang Budi)

Kata abah,
KAWAN tu umpama bunga ros, di pandang cantik, di pegang sakit (Nih mesti kes pegang susuk kat pipi dan dagu bunga ros tu, kan? OPS!)

Kata atuk, (bukan TOKWANROCK yer! Harap Maklum!)
KAWAN tu seperti air, terus mengalir (LAINNN JER air mengalir - mek pitam!)

Kata nenek, (bukan NENEKKE.BLOGDRIVE yer! Hiks!)
KAWAN tu bak bulan, di puja dan di sanjung tapi nun di sana (Long-Distance relationship la ineyyy!)

Kata sedara,
KAWAN umpama makanan, kawan makan kawan (Hobby mek makan - cemana!?)

Kata abang,
KAWAN tu seperti lembu, mengikut saja apa yang di kata (Haiyoh! Bodoh piang katanya??!?!?)

Kata kakak,
KAWAN tu tak ubah macam durian, bau jer busuk, tapi sedap di makan (Aiyoh! MEK TAU sapa! OPS! Mati la mek!)

Kata adik,
KAWAN tu macam biskut... kejap ada kejap takde (Miss A kah?)

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TAPI,

Kata mek,
KAWAN tu umpamanya wig... bile perlu jer mek pakai! OPS! (Mati la dasar PENGGUNA!)

Dan TAPI LAGI,

Kata kawan mek - Sofryiatun-tuya,
KAWAN tu seperti cikkons - habis cikcuts diterajangnya terjun dari katil... (MATI LA MAK!) DAN KAWAN itiew seperti slippa - dibawa kemana saja diluar dan kejamban, tapi tidak ketempat tidur (Boleh? Ala ala jalan² kat luar pegang² tangan raba² lite² boleh, MAIN, addinch!!!)

DAN TAPI LAGI dan LAGI katanya (nih yang last punye dah!)

Kata kawan mek sorang lagi - Wan Maimunakharam, kawannya Tuanku Soltanah Zackyah Haram Zadah!, (Nih confirm mek kena pelengkup kejap lagi!)
KAWAN tu macam ASTRO - macam² ADO!

KESIMPULANNYA = KAWAN, seperti Iklan L`Oreal (nama mak tu! Ops!) - "KERANA DIRIMU BEGITIEW BERHARGA!" kan??? :)

Apa pulak KATA anda!? Mrasa comment! Hiks!


Mek tannak chup jadik sapa² pon dalam nih! Hehehehe...





Posted at 5:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




Tiring but Exciting, Costly but Rewarding, and the rest of it - Speechless! Hiks!


Apakah??? Whats with the long winded entry title itiew? Dan motif entry title persis slogan MASTERCARD!? Hahahah!

Anyways, adakan entry ini bakal menang - "Entry tak perlu, with the longest title yang tidak perlu also?" kah in Golden Blog Awards anjuran Kak Ayam Ginger De La Loca itiew? Ops! Hahahaha takder maknenye! As if ade pon kategory itiew! (PS: G! Next year, buat bagi ada! Ops! Mati la ON DEMAND! Hahahah!). This entry, erm, cemana ek, well - lets just say, nak kata pointless sangat pon, tak, nak kata meaningful sangat² pon, idok la kan. Its just one of those entries yang I feel like doing and just let my fingers play along on the keyboard and allow my otak kuarkan idea melimpah ruah. Ops!

Tiring but Exciting - Sunday at its best!

Woke up at nearly 11nish to the sound of... NO, no birds chirping lah! To my MOM yang tetiber menjerits "LETS pi TAIPING!?" I was like, WHAT!? Motif? TAIPING!? And mummy dengan konfidensi menjawab "Beli pokok Orchid lagi!!!". AIYOH! Seperti tak cukup sangat ley pokok² orchid dalam 2 green house kat belakang umah tu!? Penat mek nengok (although Chef Aduka and Mamizack Zali enjoyed the visit the other day - heheheh). So mek cakap mek malas nak pi. And then dia cakap, kalau mek malas, dia gi ngan BBD sajork. So mek cakap... ok sajork. Perlu la nak kejutkan mek semata² tu? But I KNOW ade lagi yang dia nak cakap tu...

Mummy Dearie: Erm... pinjam kereta?

Me: Ambik jer la... macam la tak penah guna my car before² this pon...

Mummy Dearie: No not the BM. BM tu nanti kalau nak letak pokok bunga nanti tak muat. Kecik. Sempit. Was thinking of your Kenari?

Me: Ambik jer... *sambil tarik balik selimut*

Mummy Dearie: Kot yer pon pi la clearkan apa² yang patut sebelum bapak awak naik keta tu!

ARGH!!! My Sunday baru jer nak bermula, dahhh interupted katanya. So dengan muka toya mek nih, sentap nih, pi la kuaq betulkan apa yang patut, kemas apa yang patut, spray apa yang patut, vacum apa yang patut - and lepas tu, dah elok semua dah dalam Kenari mek tu, tgk bahagian luar, isk - kotor la pulak, kan? Hmmm... mek heret getah air kat garden tu... terus basuh kete. Dah basuh Kenari tu, dok plak sebelah BM mek tu - dah terpercik terkena bagai. Dah alang² basuh Kenari tu, kan... so mek pon, basuh sekali BM mek tu (Ish! Basuh Kenari mek, tak tahan sebab tinggi. Tak tercapai tangan kiew katanya kan... - yang basuh BM aku tu pulak, lebaq sangat la pulak. Sentap lah!)

Basuh pi basuh mai, tau tau jer la mek nih basuh kerets lembab sekals - every inch nak kena purfecto nih. Every part nak kena elok nih. Tenyeh pi tenyeh mai, ada la dekat sejam setengah. Hai lenguh! Penat! I need finger Therapy! OPS! Tapi the best part was - mek feels² seperti buat video clip "CAR WASH", boleh? Feels feels in sexy 2 piece bikini (maklum lah mek pakai shorts pendek sekals dengan baju pink ketat itiew. OPS!) and then pasang lagu lite² dalam kerets (motif feeling² CARWASH tapi pasang lagu BUTTONS? Hahahaha!)...

Tiring it may seem, but, lepas dosi siap basuh, lap, tenyeh, gilap2 bagai, dok jauh², tgk both of my cars itiew, terlintas dalam hati mek... "Haiii - puas hati sunggoh basuh sendiri noh?! Penat sepasal - dari bad moody, terus tergedik² basuh kerets, and lepas dosi siap - senang hati jer mek nengok!"

It was definitely a tiring 1st half of Sunday - not to mention, penatnya mek campur aduk dengan my activities since Thursday night (jeling kat CA and Mamizack Zali - ops!), - eh wait, it was actually since WEDNESDAY ek Belle? Yang kita pi Padang Besaq tu? Hehehe... - then Friday, then yesterday - campur today pagi nih half day - penat sial! But its sure was an exciting weekending for me... sampai tired² pon still ade semangat nak berblogging nih! Mek girang!

Costly but Rewarding - apakah?

Sepanjang bulan February 2007, hp bill mek bermula since February 8th sampai March 7th - correctos? Kan... mrasalah mek guna dalam negeri sekejap jer, and after that semua penggunaan phone mek (both, my Maxis and my Celcom) mek guna over the sea, roaming bagai... dan yer, cost penggunaannya, sudah sampai ke mailbox umah mek! Sentap!


Tudiah!


In detail katanya... mati la mek pengsan!!!

Sayangnye mek tak ikut cakap/ advise si Isis tu suruh guna that *120* apa tah tu while roaming tu, dapat discount katanya. Tapipon, dah roaming bagai, brapa ciput sangat discount leh dapat ek? *mati lah ignorant! Hahahaha...

Dalam sejarah penggunaan telephone hp bagai berbill iniey, bagi mek, ini lah kali pertama, bill mek sampai ke umah dengan 33 pages bills yer! NANGIS! Bill pon, dulu², paling teruk mek kena bayo, was like MYR300++? Ini dah brapa kali ganda dah tatau mek pon dinch hui! Dan dalam bulan February ini lah, record, phone mek kena bar 3 kali! 1st time sebab exceeded credit limit of MYR1000. Then second time kena bar sebab exceeded MYR3800++ and still no payment received. Tu yang terus mek bayor MYR6300.00 semata² nak cover balik kot² satni depa nak bar lagi line mek, at least mek dosi bayo lebih. Rupo²nya, ADO lagi yang mai bill sampai dekat nak MYR2000! And by the time habis bill bulan 2, sebelum bill nih sampai, DAHHH mek kena bar line kali ketiga; tu yang mek pi settle semuanya sekali, balance tak balance apa bagai even before bill bulan February mek sampai - so now, katanya, no outstanding. Gila! MYR7900++!?!?!?! Tak penah aku buat keja cam nih! Dulu time jadik crew pon tadak la guna phone sampai 2 X my monthly salary, kan!? Hahahah... But, as costly as it seems to be, to me, compared dengan the reward yang mek dapat balik because of this Middle East trip, haiii - tak terbanding bagai! (which reminds me, mek baru buat entry DAY 6 ek? Ado lagi 6, 7, eh, 8 days ek left!? MATI LA MEK EPIC ENTRY! Hahahaha!)





Posted at 2:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, March 16, 2007

A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 6


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 8:39:40 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Memang Dasar Tak Kenang Budi!


D.G.: You memang dasar tak kenang budi! Tak kenal untung! Tak pandai nak berthankful atas apa yang diberi! Dah la orang kasik, free, lagi nak komplen! Itu tak kena ini tak kena!

Me: Yer lah! Dah memang tak perlu dikenang budi, memang tak mendatangkan untung, memang tak perlu nak dithankful me-thankful bagai! Dan memang dasar bende free, orang kasik, SEHARUSnya kena banyak komplen sebab benda-alah tu pun dah serupa cilaka binatang sial! Hanjeng!

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Reality check - heheheh TAK MUNGKIN script tu berlaku yer, harap maaf. Jangan dibetulkan siaran anda yer sebab ini semua ala ala, apa orang cakap, contoh senario. Tapi dialam realitynya...

D.G.: Ikut suka you la. You yang nak pakai, bukan I. Up to you. Kalau tak selesa, dan nak tukar, I ok je...

Me: Itu la... memula ingatkan vast gedebas gedeboombang katanya - alih², SEDEY! Ke, as you said, I jer yang tak pandai guna!? Hehehe

D.G.: That could be true too!

Sial! Sempat carut nih- lol! Yer tuan², puan² dan tupuan² (combinasi Tuan dan Puan - sendiri mau paham nah? HEHEHE) ini merupakan dialog perbualan mek dengan kawen, eh, kawan mek, yang baik hati hari Khamis last week itiew yang belikkan PDA O2 apa Atom tak Atom, xda tak xda apa pepets semua tu la kan (click
HERE for the entry). Ha, altema kesahnye, hp PDA pemberian dia tu kan, bukannye meng-vast-kan hidup mek. Well, actually, it did la, for just couple of days. Tapi lepas tu, SEDEH!

Yes Tuan² dan Puan², not to forget Tupuan² sekalians - mek suggest JGN getek mintak husband/ wife/ lover/ spedorina/ SD/ ke KAWAN ker, belikkan PDA O2 inieh. Why? Hehehehe... (motif tetiber nak buruk²kan PDA tu lepas TAK GHERTI GUNA!? Muahahaha!)

Mek dinch la kan mau buat review buruk bebenor bagai tapi the 3 main things, WHY, mek decided mek dinch la mau guna O2 itiew...
  • SUSAH nak sms - while driving. OPS!
  • Bila cakap lama siket (macam siang tadik, pagi actually, mek dok gossip² dengan Ginger De La Loca, Organizer GBA tu *Opsss! Motif gossip² dengan organizer? Bias kah? Ops!) jer, ha, mula la, PANAS nak mampos O2 tu! Kejist!
  • Overall tak user friendly la u ols! (Yes 5thE, I bet YOUR abang Friendly LEBIH 'user' friendly, kan? Ops!)
Dah la waktu memula guna O2 tu kan, masyaAllah, connection teruks la, kena setup itu ini lah (which the dealer/ seller tak pulak bothered nak explained - eh, ke dia dah explained kat kawan mek tu tapi kawan mek yang dinch cerits kat mek!? Kejist!) - whatever it is, mek yang merupakan pengguna setia binti tetap NOKIA berpendapat, O2 memang tak friendly dengan mek! Dia feeling² KEKWAT dengan mek! Hiks!

So TPS Bellerina Teoh - forget about O2. Dopod better kot... hiks! Tapi am SO through shaddap enuff ban with PDAs!

So dengan itiew, pagi tadik, mek bangun² jer - dengan demam ala ala demam tak demam lite² gittu, mek terus la dialed kawan mek tu ajak dia pi ngan mek tukar/ trade in phone O2 PDA tu, kepada something else, something, yang less complicated and bottom line, takmo tambah duit katanya kan...

D.G.: Eh, kalau kena tambah duit pun, tak per - you la tambah...

SIAL sangat! Kuasa lah aku! Takperlu la itiew! Hehehehe. Tapi alih² D.G. katanya ado hal, meeting apa bagai semua. So lagi la menguatkan kaedah yang mek DINCH boleh beli hp yang lebih mahal dari harga O2 itiew sebab I bet, bila mek tolak balik O2 tu, biar pon dinch guna more than 1 week lagi kan, still, I bet the kedai WON'T take harga asal O2 tu la kan - biasalah, basic fundamental of 'pekena-orang' business, kan!? Hiks!

Sampai setakat sini sajork yer kisah yang berkisarkan TAJUK entry nih yer. Part yang SELEPAS this perenggan, citer pasal mek pi tukar HP, dah tadak kaitan dengan TAJUK entry nih. So kesimpulannya - mek, memang dasar tak kenang budi kah?

D.G.: Tak lah. Sapa cakap you tak kenang budi? I tak cakap pun? Dah you tak comfortable dengan phone PDA tu, by all means, pi la tukaq... apa pulak tak kenang budinya?

YEH YEH! Mek tepok² tangan gumbira! D.G. sendiri kata mek bukan dasar TKB (Tak Kenang Budi) yer! Ops! Mek kenang, tapi TAK BERMAKNA mek kenang budi D.G. mek nak kena TIDOQ BAYAQ BODY dengan dia nah!? Harap maklum! Heheheheh!

Eh, why suddenly nak kuarkan issue TKB nih? Saje je - sebelum ada orang buat buat molot, baik mek buat entry 3000p.perkataan, kan!? LALALALALA!

So, berbalik pada kisah pentrading-inkan hp PDA O2 tu kepada hp baru...

Dan since mek tau kedai tu bakal 'kena'kan mek, mek terpaksa ajak itiew Yang Arif lagi Bijaksana dalam hal² nih - PC, laptops, phones, CAMERA (kalau camera hang feeling² less than MYR10k, jgn feeling nak mintak bantuan dia! Mek? Mek lain noq. Sebab mek KB dia. So dia tak kisah walaupun mek bercamera MRY1k sajork! ROFL!!!) - yes, that's right, Najibsion csi_X! Hiks!

Mek amek dia dan pi la ke Sentosa Mall tu...

csi_X: Kita pi Sentosa - kat kedai yang aku selalu pi beli, or bawak kawan² aku pi beli hp kat situ. Maybe dia amek mahai siket kot...

Me: Yezza? Clust! Lets!

csi_X: Kind to think of it, hari tu aku beli PDA kat kawan aku pon kat dia nih jugak... (SEE! Ade jugak orang lain yang beli PDA kat kawan². Tak baik korang carut D.G.  tu as my S.D, sebab belik PDA kat mek! Clust ke S.D.? Mek nak A.B jer... Ops! Apakah? *S.D.: Sugar Daddy, A.B.: Abang Bergula - bole? HAHAHAHAHA feeling² dinch mau yang kertus, nak yang memuds sajork! LOL!)

Me: Owh yezza??? Lets!

Sampai² kat Sentosa Mall tu - NAH! That's it! Kedai yang csi_X cakap tu, nah! KEDAI YANG SAMA si D.G. belikkan mek PDA itiew! Mrasa!!! Hiks!

So belek pe belek mai, sembang pi sembang mai, kecek pi kecek mai - last last - mek narrow-down 3 hps nih...
  1. Nokia N73 (latest in the market kah for N70'series?)
  2. Nokia N80 (yang nih kalau mek amek, dahhh feels² nak kena tambah MYR460! TAPI MELERTS! Mek sker! Slide phone katanya! - Comei plak tu!)
  3. Nokia N93 (tudiah! Yang nih, kalau nak, mek takmo tau brapa kena tambah dah! Tapi hp iniey sangat vast gedebas yer! Heheheh)
Si mamat yang kawannya si csi_X tu ada gak suggested Sony Ericsson - tapi memandangkan mek tak berkenan, mek DINCH sajork. So pikiaq pi pikiaq mai, belek pi belek mai, LAST LAST - mek amek N73...



Dengan itiew, DAHHH bertambah koleksi keluarga phone N series katanya - hat hari tu N71, now, N73. Mrasa!!! The new N73 nih sound music/ mp3/ ringingtone, MELERTSLY KUAT! Mek sker! And erm, ehmmm... basically, erm... melerts la! Takdak la beza sangat dari N71 mek! Hehehehe...



Apa kes dua dua phone now N70s series katanya, satu 71 Dubai mari, satu 73 Loq Staq mali? Haiyoh - have I got any other options!? Phones lain, either kena tambah kaw kaw punye, or kalau tak kena tambah pun, jenis yang mek tak berkenan. Ada satu, yang mek berkenan, hat macam Ginger and Mamizack Zali pakai tu, and also Nazz, and also Ejad Fieka pakai - tapi, see - DAHHH ramai sangat orang pakai, soooo common katanya (sambil pose kekwat!), and besides, kalau mek amek phone tu, trade in dengan O2 mek tak sampai seminggu tu, maunya those guys kat kedai phone tu lompat tergirang² katanya sebab mek traded in phone mahai nilai tapi in the end amek phone murs murs nilainya dari O2- how!? Dinch mau dinch mau!

So for now - biarlah mek ado dua N series 70s katanya... tgk la, seminggu lagik, ado rezeki - N93!? MAU si csi_X terjun Menara Loq Staq, KAN!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



csi_X!!! Kalau mek belik nih kan, ko confirm bunuh diri kan? Hehehehe... tapi kalau HANG beli dulu, MEK MURKA! Mati lah statement kekwat kau "Dari aku beli hp N93 RM3000 lebih nih, baik aku beli camera baru - RM15,000!" KAN!? Mati la kau kekwatness of all kekwat!!!

So - itiew jer lah citer apa mek buat hari nih. Errr, bab kotak? SENDIRI mau pikiaq lah! Tgk last entry about mek dapat Handycam Sony tu, sendiri mau ingat la jumlah kotak now (minus the kotak hp PDA O2 tu tuh la of course... hehehe) HAHAHAHAHA...





Posted at 7:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, March 12, 2007

11th "I.N.C." - Caption This!


Tudiah! Lama sunggoh noh mek tak buat entry I.N.C. nih kan? Hiks! Mrasa...

Gambar kali nih mek hamek secara tak sengaja during DAY 3 kat Cairo (dalam rangkaian 12 hari Middle East trip mek tu ler - mati la Day 6 tak menyusuri lagik! LALALA). Anyways, mrasa, tgk - snappy² apakah???



Tudiah - seorang Chef kimpah (bukan CHEF ADUKA yer - maaf, dia tak der dalam pic inieh! HEHEHE) sedang posing kah? Berjalan menuju ke arah mek? Ke ape kah? Tak kisah la pa per pon - tapi yang penting tuh - tuh! Kat tangan dia tu. Dah la berplastic glove bagai nak do anal inspection, mati la tu semangkuk/ sebakul apa kah? PISANG!? Lalalalala...

Mrasalah pic inieh perlukan caption - thus bersesuaian dengan tema "In Need of Caption(s)" yer. Apakah yang u ols rase si Chef tu tgh carut mek??? Mrasa...

Hiks!





Posted at 10:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, March 11, 2007

A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 5


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 10:34:24 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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