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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Just my luck... Just my damn luck!


Me: Aiyoh - U ols... melerts kan yang itiew? Clust sangat - if only la mek ado... *sigh* (Sambil tgk² kat display table tu... tgk² apa tatau?)

Chef Aduka: Ho ley...  (sambil buat muka kekwat dengan attitude like "Pa per jer la nyieh, mek tak kuasa nak layan kau!" gitu..)

Me: Motif 'Ho ley'? Orang tanya bebetoi hang dok buat kekwat nohhh?! Keji tau! (Ha mula la mek nak DQ nih! Hiks!)

Chef Aduka: Yer la - hem cakap betoi la! Maksud hem, "Yer - cantek"! Ha so beli lah! Tunggu lagi!? Kata allowance bulan nih berdentum? (Waaa wwaaahhhh! Menjawab sekarang nih yer P.A. mek nih!? Dah la menjawab sepasal, berdesing caruts lite² pedih nih! HAHAHA mana belajaq tatau? Ops!)

Me: Ko gila ka apa!? Mek baru jer belik hp kat Dubai tu, tak sampai sebulan - nak mampos bagi bapak aku katok muka aku dengan penyapu kalau beli yang nih pulak?! (Opps! Mek belom citer ek yang mek TERbeli Nokia N71 kat Dubai waktu nak balik dari Dubai ke Singapore tu? Opsss sambil tepuk² mulut sendiri - chooyyy terlepas cakap pulak - lalalalala!)

Seseorang: Alah kalau dah berkenan tu, amek jer lah... Kang tak ambek, kempunan tak leh tidoq pulak malam ni... (Katanya dalam scene nih ada Hamba Allah yang bergelar "Seseorang". Hiks! Sapa dia tatau!? Takpa takpa - baca dulu. Later² hampa tau!)

Me: Ish - mana leh you. Tak tertanggung tak termampu tak terdaya, namun jauh dilubuk hati yang duka, NAK JUGAK!!! SANGAT² nak jugak! Heheheh... (Mati la adengan manja gedik² sampai buatkan CA ala ala kuasa tak kuasa nak nengok mek! Hiks! Mati la kau!)

Seseorang: Boss... yang nih brapa harga? (Sambil tunjuk² menatang tu dengan jari dia yang dihiasi cincin yang diamond saphirenya nya sebesar batu - Ha, CA! MEET UR CHALLENGER! Mrasa hampa berdua lawan cincin sapa ada batu permata lagi besaq! Hahahaha!)

Boss: Mana bang? Mana? Mana satu? (Sambil² cuba bukak dengan luas mata nya itiew, namun, tetaplah s*p*k - ops! Maaf - mek tak mendiskriminasikan menusia bermata s*p*k ek - eh, sepek or sepet? Hurmmmm...)

Seseorang: Lah - Niii, yang saya dok tunjuk ni la... Bukan yang tu - nih, yang ni nihha... ha, brapa boss, lu jual? (Tetiber mek feels² tgk Dia/ Seseorang nih macam makcik² nak beli rantai emas kat kedai emas... hiks!)

Boss: Wooo itu punya aah... dalam libih macam, halga dia ah, libih kulang ah dua lebeh wooo...

Me: Dua lebih? Dua apa? Dua ratus!? (Tudiah! Cepat nih mek mencelah! Kalau dua rats - mek nak! Bagus nih! Special offer kah? Kuikuikui!)

Chef Aduka: (Gelak sambil tutup mulut - hanjs! Carut mek tak tau price sebenarnye ley? HELLO!?)

Seseorang: Dak - dua ribu lah you. Kan boss?

Boss: Ya betoi punya abang manyak pandai woo kalau dua latus libih ah macam ini ah wa tutup kedai bungkus pegi wooo (Aiyoyoh! No fullstop cakap nih! Noktah bertendeh pun tadak ka? Chu chu train sunggoh nih cakap nih! Dah la berteghaboq cakap nih - hang sekolah mana tatau dulu? BM dapat brapa!? HAHAHAHA!)

Seseorang: Dua libu, eh, ribu brapa? Cakap bagi habis ah. Saya mau angkat. Full set. Complete dengan software apa semua you leh kasi...

Me: (Terus mek tgk CA!!!)

Chef Aduka: (Dan CA also terus tgk mek!!!)

Boss: Ini macam ah, lu mau saya bagi semua itu complete one ah, sekali semua itu software angkat masuk semua ah, saya mau kasi sama lu abang ah... ah, nanti kijap ah, saya call sama my boss. Hok'onnn (Ala ala HOLD ON la tu! Keji tau! Hahahah Hok'onnn katanya!)

Sementara that Boss tengah telephone Boss tu punye Bigger Boss; dan alang² disuruhnya "HOK'ONNN", kan... mek terus cakap kat Dia/ Seseorang itiew...

Me: Eh apa you buat nih - I was just only kidding la about nak bende nih. Kenapa you nak amek beli siap semua ni? Ish, tak best la cam nih. I tak mintak tau u belikkan kat I...

Seseorang: Sapa cakap I beli kat you?

Chef Aduka: (Gelak tak control tak cover dah - SIAL! Mak malu!)

NAHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT! Mek ala ala lepas tu terus la ala ala tarik muka masam kapal pecah retak seribu keping bagai masam macam cuka semua la kan! Baru jer mek feels² ingatkan ada orang nak belik kat mek menatang tu - hagham! Dia nak amek utk dia sendiri. Mek melu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lepas dah itu Boss cakap dengan Bigger Boss dia over the phone apa semua tu la kan, and lepas dah settled boh itu ini software apa semua dalam menatang tu (mek masih sentap yer - TAKE NOTE!), pastu, dah habis bayaq apa semua guna ccard dia apa lanc*u semua tu la kan (waktu nih mek like couldn't be bothered dah - THAT'S IT! Mampos lah!), - owh tapi sebelum tu - time dia sebok² dok nak bayaq la apa la semua tu - mek dah berambus sat dari dia, dan mek jalan ngan CA pi belik  barang mek. Lama jugak dia dok nak settle hal pembelian dia tu semua - so mek amek kesempatan nak cool down sat (motif mek marah ya amats, sedangkan mek patut rasa MALU instead of MARAH, kan? Hiks!) and so mek dan CA pi la belik this Samsung Bluetooth Headset WEP200 Mobile Enhancement for my Nokia N71 baru mek tu. (Citer Nokia N71 nih nanti, in detail, mek akan citer dalam antara 2 3 episode terakhir mek pasal trip ke Middle East tu nanti, yer? Hehehe). Mek pi 2 3 kedai - 2 kedai juai at RM290 and RM230 respectively - cuma kedai ketiga mek pi tu tuptaptuptap tau tau juai kat mek RM130. Tunggu bapaaak lagik! Terus beli la. Original katanya. Lantak la if sipenjual tu tipu mek ke ape ke - janji test pi test mai headset tu - melerts sajork! So mek belik jer la kan... hiks!

So berbalik pada citer si DIA/ SESEORANG/ HAMBA ALLAH tadi tu - aiyoh! Lepas mek dah balik pi kat dia lepas mek belik mek punye headset and also a DVD Game, dia baru jer dok sign receipt/ slip ccard dia tu. Sentap! And I thought it was for moi... sial! Mek marah, eh, I mean, mek MELU! Hehehe...

Seseorang: Pi mana? Awat tak habaq? (Motif?! Ko sapa ngan mek? Perlu la mek nak report segala bagai mek pi mana buat apa semuanya?!)

Me: Tak - kami pi beli barang siket sementara tunggu you habih settle beli mena... (Mujur mek tak sebut menatang - kalau idak mesti dia tau mek sentap! Hehehe!), I mean, habis settle beli your stuffs and all...

Seseorang: Nah... (Sambil dia kasik paperbag yang berisi kotak menda-alah menatang yang dia baru belik tu. AIYOH! Binatang! Dah la ko bukannye beli kat mek, ko suruh nya mek pegang pulak!?! Macam kesial! - MEK TAK AMEK PON u ols! Mek ala ala buat pandang ke arah lain... tapi si CA pulak yang pi sudi² gatai² tangan pi ambek dan pegangkan paperbag tu...Mek jeling jer kat CA!)

Me: Motif ko feels² nak pegang shopping bag orang!? (Mek ala ala whispering sajork - ala ala whispering sinis bi*chy giitiew la - but I'm sure Dia/ Seseorang tu dengaq punya la... kalau idak, takkan dia kata cam nih...)

Seseorang: Tak per lah - dia tolong pegang pun, shopping bag you...

Me: Motif shopping bag I? Bukannye I beli pun...

Chef Aduka: (Time nih mek tgk muka si CA dah macam blur² tapi macam dia dah dapat tangkap dah apa yang si mamat Seseorang/ Dia nih cuba sampaikan. Mek seperti biasa la - tgh dok HOT, angin kus kus tak hilang² la - mau nak mampu pikir straight - asik nak SEEEEEENTAP jer... kan? Hiks!)

Seseorang: Memang bukan you beli pun. I yang beli. I beli utk you...

TU DIAH! AIYOYOYOYOHHH!!! Macam nak terjatuh rahang mulut mek ternganga kat sitiew! CA buat muka macam "Ala - aku dah agak dah..." gitiew. Mek macam... aiyoh!?!?!?! FOR REAL!?

Me: Ha? Tadi kata bukan beli utk I...

Seseorang: Saja ja... nak nyakat!

Me: Motif beli kat I!?

Chef Aduka: (AGAIN time nih dia berdiri kat belakang Seseorang nih, dan start buat muka kerut dahi and kening bagai ala ala "SHUDDUP! Perlu la ko nak question kenapa dia beli kat kau!? DIAM dah la - orang dah belikkan - HAMEK JER LAH! Bedengung tau pondan nih!" ha cam tu la lebih kurang tertera subtitle kat dahi si CA itiew... hiks!)

Seseorang: Ala - anggap jer hadiah dari kawan...

Me: Motif!?!?!? Birthday I bulan June tau!

Chef Aduka: (LAGI buat muka - mek rase kalau Seseorang tu ala ala pekak dan tak boleh dgr apa yang CA cakap, mesti CA dah MAKI muka aku dah. Sesunggohnya ponen tak seghik la aku nih, kan!? HAHAHAHAHA)

Seseorang: Tak payah nak tunggu birthday tak birthday nak bagi hadiah. Kalau dah trasa nak bagi hadiah, hari² bila² masa pun leh bagi. Tak yah nak tunggu birthday la apa la semua tu... Ambik jer. Ikhlas I bagi... you dari tadi dok nak, kan? (Terus dia Bidas dan Shaddapkan mek... hiks!)

Me: Hey, bok mai paperbag tu kat mek! (Sambil ambek terus paperbag yang tadik kononnye tak mo sentuh bagai nih sebab ingatkan bukan mek punye, kan? Keji tau hadek²! HAHAHA)

Me: Adehhhh I don't think I can accept this la... (Mati la adek² tetap nak berdrama main tolak tarik tali kannn - buatnya mek tolak, dan dia tarik balik and never tolak mai balik kat mek, mau MENGHOYAN AKU KAT SITU! Hahaha!)

Seseorang: Jgn nak mengada sangat aih. Ambek jer la... (TUDIAH! Dia dah sound mek direct nampak - terus mek pun macam, OK!!! Hahahah!)

Seseorang nih kan bukan lah practically skadar any stranger ke ape ke tau! Dia bukan yang jenis senget sebelah, yang ntah mai dari ceruk mana ntah, mencelah dan terus jer sembang ngan mek ala ala kenai pun idak tapi tau tau mencelah jer and booom! Terus shopping katanya beli barang kat mek. No no no. Dan a BIG NO NO yer - dia bukan seseorang yang bergelar special ke ape ke - dan JAUH sekali menyimpang kalau dikatakan dia Sugardad ke ape ke tau! Keji! Mek dah manis! Tak perlu nak ambil Ayah Bergula pulak - nanti mampos aku kencing manis! OPS!

Sebenarnye mek dah kenai Dia/ Seseorang nih lama dah. Kami kawan jer. Betul. Dia mungkin anggap mek kawan dia yang dia boleh talk to, mengadu ke ape ke (which most of the time, terbalik - mek yang mengadu domba bagai kat dia. Ops!) And for crying out loud, memang tadak apa apa la mek dengan dia. Motif dia dah pangkat ala ala PAKCIK aku dah, motif nak suruh mek skandalasi dengan orang kertu ley? Mek bukan Isis yang gilakan pakcik² yang suka carut P.U.K.1 ok! OPS!

Aaaaaannywaysss citernye Mek dan Chef Aduka a.k.a. CA ptg tadi kuar pi bank - and then tetiber jer ade call dari Dia/ Seseorang nih, cakap nak jumpa bagai. And so since mek memang nak pi Sentosa Mall carik DVD Game mek tu, so mek ajak la dia pi sekali dengan mek and CA. PS: Sentosa Mall is so Low Yatt/ Imbi Plaza/ Sungai Wang combination, Alor Star Version kaedahnye. All gadgets and stuffs, semua tertumpu kat sitiew.

Ok - lebihan citer. Mesti ramai yang nak tanya soalan cepuk-mas berikut:

Siapakah Dia/ Seseorang nih? Nama please, nama!

Maaf - heheheh, nama mek perlu rahsiakan,  almaklumlah, orang Gomen beb! Opps!  Tapi cukup la mek katakan nama dia bermula dengan G (CHOY! Motif ko teka Ginger? Ginger orang Gomen kah?! Dan Ginger bermisai lebat ke?! Ops!) Talking about misai, CA taste kat dia, kan? KAN? Hahahah CA taste kat dia katanya - taste tang mana tatau? Perut? HAHAH addinch! Vevulus? Erm, CA nye bulu lebat lagi rasanya (MUAHAHAHA) - Ha, nak tahu? CA taste kat misai G! OPS! (AGAIN, G yang dinyatakan dalam entry nih bukan Ginger a.k.a Organizer Golden Blog Awards 2006 and 2007 yer - sekian, harap memaklumi) Hiks!

So nevermind la kan sapa Dia/ Seseorang bergelar G yang... erm... ish! Mek pulak datang imaginasi yang Dia/ Seseorang bergelar G nih is Ginger. CHOY! Kalau camtu, mek nak tukaq la sat. Ermmmm (Sambil pose² urut dagu...) Ah yes, cam nih la ek. Mek hint² siket lagi (Those from Forum Cari, board Kedah Perlis - syok la hampa, kan? Mek dok bagi clue bagai nih - Ebok! Jgn nak selidik lelebih nah! Hehehe...) Anyways, si Dia/ Seseorang nih ade lah pangkat itiew. So mek gelarkan dia D.G yer - and NO, bukan DiGi Always The Smarter Choice itiew yer. It's D for something, G for something... Hiks! D.G. - paham? Hiks! D for Dato'? Errr ntah!

Ok - so, where was I? Owh yes. Hampa mesti also nak tahu apa kebende yang dia hadiahkan kat mek itiew? Hiks! Handphone? Addinch. It is more than just a handphone yer. Pakcik Katadah Warriors, sila jgn ketawa yer. Mek tau hang dah lama guna, mek baru merangkak² nak guna. Tu pun mujurrr orang hadiahkan, kan!? Hiks! Yes - O2 u ols! :) (ISIS! NO! Bukan Otot Otot yer! Keji kau kan!? Ituuuuuuuu jer la ko leh pikirkan, kan? Pepondan, giiittu lah! Kalau tak Urut, Sauna, tak Sauna, Urut. Urut, Sauna. Sauna, Urut. Sauna Urut Jantan - OPS!!! Hahaha!!!)

Am I lucky or am I just lucky!? Hiks! Just my luck! O2 Xda Atom... With:
  • O2 MediaPlus
  • 2.0 Mega Pixel Camera with Flash
  • 262, 000 Colour QVGA screen
  • Built-in Wireless LAN
  • Windows Mobile 5.0 Software for Pocket PCs

Sila abaikan kotak Nokia N71 bersama hp Nokia N71 itiew yer. Itiew bukan highlight dalam citer/ entry nih yer. Dan kotak kecik Samsung serta the Headset yang tgh dicharging itiew, sebelah kanan pic itiew pon, also - sila aibkan yer. Itiew citer SAMPINGAN sajork. Yang kotak biru hat dok tengah tu, dan the PDA O2 itself tu - ha, hat tu laaa yang mek dapat hadiah petang tadi tu! Girang! Owh gumbirrraaa!!!


My new toys - Nokia 6125 mek dan Nokia 6111 Dubai mari also with tulisan Arab kat keypadnya itiew, mek bakal jual kat kawan mek... hiks! Gila!? Kalau tak jual - mrasalah ado 3 hp and 1 PDA hp ley? Nak buat apa tatau? 1 Celcom 1 Maxis 1 Digi and 1 lagi? Utk apa? Adam? Mobikom? Hahahahah... Singtel? Hahaha... Over tawww! OWH by the way - N71 keypad masih mengamalkan konsep ado Tulisan Arab - ko ado lagi dak!? Hahahah!

Dan maka, dengan itiew, disini, saya dengan gumbiranya, ingin menyatakan also, dengan adonya 2 toys baru nih, or lets put it as 3, heheh maka...



YER, bertambahlah bilangan/ koleksi KOTAK² simpanan mek yer, dari pic kat atas nih, menjadikan pic kat bawah nih...



Dengan jumlah bilangan kotak... erm... tah... mek tak kire pong! Hiks! Hehehe...





Posted at 10:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Soalnya Hati Siapa Yang Perlu Dijaga?




Gina: Abang, meet my friend, Azah. Azah, ni la laki mak... Zairul

Zairul: *Senyum sambil menghulurkan tangan*

Azah: *Menyambut hulur tangan Zairul dan bersalaman* OH so ini la Zairul yang siang malam pagi petang 24 jam asyik si Gina sebut² kan ni? Hheheheh finally it's nice meeting you...

Zairul: I hope u dengar semuanya baik² belaka...

Azah: Indeed - semuanya baik² bangat, enak²nya semua sekalik!

And the three laughed their way over dinner... but will that laugh stay as laughter till the end of the day? Or will that laughter be the only laughter and in the end turn everything into tears, sadness and misery?

Somewhere at one time ago, mek pernah buat an entry pasal how kawan 'makan' kawan and 'ngap' bf kawan baik sendiri, kan? But itu kes si kawan yang me'ngap' tu sama naik kepalanya dengan si bf kepada si kawan baik tu, kan? Well in this case, I hope I can deliver my points well, as this time around, the scenario is a bit, somewhat, different...

Sepanjang malam, during the casual dinner meet between the two good friends, plus Zairul, and Azah's another close friend, Wani, they did nothing but talking and laughing and all - namun Zairul on the other hand, sebok trying to...

Azah: Oits - is it just me, or is it true, Zairul dok cuba² tgk aku without having Gina noticing it?

Wani: Hallo? It's obvious lah - but Gina still tak dapat detect rasenye sebab each time Gina cakap ngan aku, Zairul sebok enjak² kebelakang siket supaya dia leh curik² tgk kau dari belakang Gina...

Azah: Aiyoh...!!!

Previously dalam kesah cinta tiga segi yang mek pernah buat, A dan B berkapel - C came along as kawan baik B dan in the end, C tikam belakang B dan snatched A, right? Well in this case - memang tak dapat Azah nafikan, Zairul memang cando, memang tasty dan memang vonderlicious. Tapi Azah SEDAR akan hakikatnya yang Zairul is with Gina - and since Gina kawan baik dia, Azah tak sanggup nak tikam belakang. Biarpun hati Azah bergelodak bergelora bagai nak rak nih, each time she notices Zairul curi² pandang, but still, Azah tahu, akur dan sedar akan the limitation yang she has to lalui.

A week berlalu selepas diaorang berkenalan - tiba² Gina smsed Azah...

"Noq, laki aku punye company nak mintak ur company's travel advise. I gave him your number - senang..."

ADEH! Gina bengap gila! Takkan tak noticed lagik kot? But maybe Azah was just jumping into conclusions cepat sangat kot. Maybe betul Zairul nak deal business dengan Azah and Azah was just like, tepok amai² sebelah tangan kuat sangat kot...

Wani: Perlu la ko nak menggelabah toek bagai? Tahu la ko taste kat Zairul - tapi perlu la ko curigakan kesah business Zairul nak plan dengan company kau? Aiyoh!

'Yeah - maybe Wani's right. I shouldn't just jump conclusions' - Azah thought to herself. And so she waited for Zairul to call and apparently, she didn't have to wait long for the very next day, Zairul called and setup an appointment, over lunch...

During lunch the next day, they've discussed a lot regarding the business deal. Well, technically, it was Azah who was doing all the talking and explaining and all, and what did Zairul do? Practically and obviously staring at her - every minute, every second... every inch of the way...

Azah: And whats with the staring and looking and all?

Zairul: I gotta be honest with you - I LIKE YOU - the very 1st time I saw you.

Azah: Na -ah - owh no you do. You like Gina - and you have Gina...

Zairul: Come on Azah - I can tell, you like me too...

Azah: YOU are my friend's boyfriend - am not that cruel to do such a thing to my friend!

Zairul: Ah but what if I say I don't want anything to do with Gina anymore, if only I can have you? Come on la Azah. Gina's not my destiny - YOU ARE!

Jengjejeng!!! Spekulasi Azah, conclusion Azah dari mula - tak salah. It's true, the guy is a jerk yang dah ade Gina, tetiber gila menghoyan kat dia pulak, how lah!?

I don't know where this entry's going but I've got couple of questions yang maybe you readers could answer for me:
  • Azah nak kena jaga hati sapa sebenarnya nih? Hati kawan baik dia, and biar diri dia sendiri seksa sebab honestly dia pun taste kat Zairul?
  • Azah nak kena jaga hati dia sendiri and buatkan hati kawan dia terluka?
  • Azah nak kena sedapkan hati Zairul yang suka kat dia instead of sukakan Gina?
When it comes to soal - HATI - like this, ini yang mek rase membuatkan orang make decisions yang tak terduga. Like, for instance, orang yang kita panggei perampas laki orang. Kita tak pikir ke, si perampas tu pun ada hati sendiri yang perlu diisi dan dipuaskan? Kita sesedap hati panggil orang tu perampas, and takkan la tak der orang lain nak dia bercinta with? Ever heard of TAKDIR penentu segala? Soal JODOH dan kematian ditentukan NYA? Like I know it would seem as though Azah yang jahat kalau dia proceed go out dengan Zairul tapi kalau dah takdir, takkan nak salahkan Azah? And kalau tak salahkan Azah, nak salahkan sapa? Takdir? I tot we never should salahkan dan pertikaikan TAKDIR sebab its ketentuanNYA? Or should we salahkan Zairul? Perlu ke? Zairul is after all - a man also. Takdir dah menentukan dia kuar ngan Gina kejap, and then jumpa Azah, who is the REAL destiny in his life?

Bincang²kanlah... mari...





Posted at 7:30:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 4


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 11:29:51 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Tuesday, March 06, 2007

My new job...




Yes - it seems that once upon a time, not long ago, I was flying, as a flight crew/ cabin crew. And then. after completing my contract, I ventured into the business world as a travel agency manager, and NOW - I'm about indulge myself into yet another new world - and to able to see new horizons, seeing the world where the sky has no limits, and the stars within reach, from the cockpit. Yes, all this, can be achieved, soon, when I become a Technical Crew i.e Pilot. Surprised? Well I am too!!! *Sambil buat action ala ala Sandra Bullock when she was called into the top tenners in Miss Congen 1... but lets skip the jatuh tersungkur part, nah? Ops!

I must say... never, in a million gazillion trillion years would I ever dreamed of becoming a pilot, flying a big flying metal bird in the blue sky, carrying the lives of ppl on board. Well, ade la sekali dua berangan nak jadi jugak pilot tu, tapi tak der lah sampai like determined gile² like this taw... and to my own surprised, I am actually looking forward to this new 'world'...

And it seems like Friday nih macam lambat sangat la pulak, kan? I mean, Friday nih la will be the day I will actually start off everything, registering and getting myself into classes and simulators and what not... kan... hiks!

Adeh - still can't believe it?! I know! Me too! It seems like just yesterday jer I voiced out the interest of flying and be part of the technical crew team - alih² now, dahhh hampir terlaksana!

Gawd - am so excited to have received this news sampai tak tahu la nak tulis apa dah - but before I forget, need to mintak maaf to those yang close to me sebab I never informed about my niat to actually be part of the flying crew. Bukan nak berahsia bagai but I though selagi tak confirm, malas nak citer. Now dah confirm action for sure, so am all out la kan. Sorry...

Geez! Senorok giler! Really, looking forward sangat. Wonder whats it gonna be like, kan? Out of words actually, but all I can say for now here is, as I quote a forum-friend of mine who said this in his signature;

"FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS" - Ladies and Gentlemen... May I now present to you... my new job... lalalalalala...


Lalalalalalaariii kah? Perlu kah? Mek rase, perlu la kan? Hehehehe... ok dui!!!





Posted at 11:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 3


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 11:11:11 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, March 05, 2007

A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 2


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 8:45:08 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




The Malaysian Wings katanya yer...


Tadik as usual lepas balik keje mek check lah blogdrive mek for erm latest comments ke ape ke, kan... so mek technically dapat this comment cum invitazions katanya...

 Posted by ewan @ 03/05/2007 02:51 PM PST
Hi, I notice that you have been writing an extensively detailed travel journals (I'm certain of that since I need to read very slowly due to the registers, jargons and slangs that you use throughout).

May I interest you in visiting the everything-aviation groupie at www.malaysianwings.com?
I'm sure the guys (and gals) there would be interested in reading the details of your jet-setting life.

Plus, pictures of aircrafts can bring us into the state of frenzy as well. The members are known to have defied the law and airport securities in their quest to take pictures of those metal birds.

It would be wonderful if you could join us.

Cheers.

My jet-seeting life katanya ek? Mek girang! Hiks! And you, this Ewan guy, managed to interest me to join in the forum (forum keempat lah kirenye now, after IG, LLforum, Cari Forum and now Malaysian Wings katanya yer... hiks! Clust!) Yang penting, what really buat mek terkinja² sker was,... NO, not that "It would be wonderful if you could join us" tu lar - aiyoh. Perlu la everything all is so all about me ek? Hiks! I meant the "The members are known to have defied the law and airport securities in their quest to take pictures of those metal birds" part... ermmmm VEEERYYYYY indulging, kan? Hiks!

Perlu la mek copy-paste all entries travel mek? Dinch la kan? Erm, hmmmm - even citer² pasal my cabin crew life itiew? Tak yah la copy paste bagai semua kan... just tunjukkan they all they way ke page mek dah la kan? Heheheh pa per pon, sape² yang interested to join, mek rase, no harm kan - tapi make sure hampa yang nak join tu also into the airline industry and all la kan. Anda tak der la perlu be part of the airliners/ frontliners bagai - just, show some respect dalam field ini dan tunjukkan interests, tu yang most important. Like mek, mek ex trolley dolley - mrasalah mek memang sesuai utk joinnerinas, kan?! Hiks!


Dulu once I did an entry about keteringinan mek nak having breakfast at 45,000 feet above sea-level dalam EMIRATES 1st Class Cabin, kan? MRASALAH impian terlaksana jua katanya!!! (Terima kasih BBD! Hiks!) Nih pic hiasan jer, tak der kaitan ngan pa per pon. Kaitan pic nih akan ado dalam entry ke 13 out of the 14 entries tu nanti! Hiks!

So for those yang interested, mrasa - Malaysian Wings !!!





Posted at 8:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 1


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 7:13:01 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, March 01, 2007

2 Weeks Ago...


2 weeks ago, kaedahnye - I was AWAY katanya. But memandangkan I was very der very busy, sampai mek terlupa buat something yang mek selalu buat before I pergi memana - iaitiew, buat entry "I'm Away", kan? Patut la ramai cam blur blur katanya.

"Lea gi oversea?"

"Lea DQ dan tutup blog?"

"Lea gi UMRAH?"

Adehhh - memacam! Hiks! Tak pa tak pa. Nanti mek story, nah? As for now, cukup la mek simpulkan entry nih sebeginiey...

"I WAS AWAY - BUT NOW AM BACK" dan nak zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sepuas puasnya dan secukup cukupnya sebab for the past 2 weeks memang mek tak cukup tidur, rehat ke mana apa ke mana, so mek penat. Nanti mek dah ok, sehari dua nih, ade la hapdetsnye yer - MATI LAH 13 days = 13 episodes = 13 entries katanya? Mrasa! Hahahaha...

Till then... addduuuiiiiii....




TAMBAHAN: Actually, mek rindu gilos nak berblogging. Lately if u guys noticed, even before the trip yang mek gi for the past two weeks nih kan, mak kan very der jarang gilos nak update blog and what not bagai tatkala busy yaamats, kan? Because of kebusian itiew lah mek tak dapat nak update blog bagai dan ini membuatkan mek rindu gile kat my own blog, rindu nak type entry 3000 patah perkataan dan update 3 4 entries per day - kan? Hiks! Tah lah u ols - harap2 lepas mek balik nih dan mek rest couple of days, hopefully mek leh resume buat blog mek nih dah update with the entries pasal trip mek ke timur tengah iniey... hiks!

Ok - Final call dosi katanya ke gate A11. Yer, mek masih di KLIA yer kat Golden Lounge tgh tunggu flight mek balik ke A/S. Do till then, duiiiii!!!





Posted at 7:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, February 08, 2007

The "Usual" Questions; The "Bombastic" Answers...


Just a short entry, which mek rase mek sker sangat sebab biarpun short, contentnya simple, tapi jawapan² yang telah diberi, mek rase cam - erm, tah - geraaaaaaaand sangat! Hiks! Mrasa!

Questions asked to H**z, The Expert in giving spontaneous answers... and a grand b*tch if I may say (a grand b*tch in a good way lar! Aiyoh!)...

QUESTION: H**z, tell us all, three things, that you cannot live without?

H**z: (Sambil senyum kekwat) - My d*ck, my a*s, and my mouth!!!

MY COMMENT: BRAVO! SHABAS! U're a certified true slut who appreciates your important assets! Mek sujud! Like, tanpa these 3 essential asset of yours, maka, punahlah kehidupan hanak² hikan innocent, kan? Hiks!

MY ANSWER (Tetap nih nakkk jugak mrasa nak melawan mega b*tch H**z nih punye jawapan, kan? Muahahah): The three most important things in my life that I cannot live without would be my bra, my panties and my paddings! WOPPPS! (DISCLAIMER: Kepada para contestas Miss U-nivarse 2007, jawapan sebegini rupa tak digalakkan yer bila melalui sessi Q/A Top 10, tapi kalau nak cuba jugak, mrasalah! Yer la kan, maaaaaaanala tau, satgi kang, kot² hampa dah dok elok² dalam lane running for the final 5, mrasalah dengan jawapan cam tu, hampa terus menang ok, CEMANA!? Hahaha! Mek terus pengsan!)

QUESTION: In your own words, how would you differentiate "Making Love" and "Having Sex"?

H**z: That's easy... (sambil buff his nails)... "Making Love" is when I don't cumm, "Having Sex" is when I cumm!

MY COMMENT: Mek terdiam sat! Macam kesial jawapan dia, kan!? HAHAHAHA mek sujud!

MY ANSWER: That's easy also (sambil buat Manicure - kalau H**z skadar BUFF his nails, mrasa mek terus kuarkan set Manicure! HAHAHA)... "Making Love" is filled with passion, feelings and the sensation of building an everlasting commitment - whereas "Having Sex" is just a plain sweaty game between two hopeless and heartless people, trying to waste their time, energy, and most importantly, their PROTEINS! Ops!

PS: Siapakah H**z? 5thE, Volksie, Maheera, Archmal and Ijat Tenuk, surely dah leh figure out siapakah dia, KAN!? Mati la perjumpa Ahli Parti Slutterinas di Restoren Fariz Maju Kelana Jaya semalam! LALALALALALA!

Next up, the question, asked to Miss Freda, Miss World 1991 (or was it 1990? Tah - mek pon tak sure. Tapi somewhat somewhere within those years la kan - di zaman era kegemilangannye... dan NO, ini bukan Miss Freida Ghengis Gahuku, Miss Papua New Guinea, Miss Personality World 2006 hari tu tuh tau! Hiks!) This question I think was asked during one of the pageants yang she took part in rasenye... (eh, kalau tak silap, it was during the Miss World pageant yang dia menang tu la kan, kan Volksie?)

QUESTION: As a woman, if given that chance to become a man, just for that one day, what would be the 1st thing you would do?

Freda: Thank you for the question. If I have that chance of becoming a man, for just one day, or even, for just one minute, the one thing I would most definitely like to do would be standing in front of a toilet bowl, and pee while I stand!

MY COMMENT: Ko mampu!? Mek mampu ok! Dan dosi terbukti - di mana? Mati la Gazebo SS15's Ladies Restroom, kan!? Hahahahah I pity the girl who had to like to berdiri terpacak diam sekejap while tgk the toilet bowl bersepah dengan shi shi mek! HAHAHA MATI LA MEK! Mati la pancutan deras yang tajam terus menerus ditembak kedalam air dalam toilet bowl itiew! LOL! Mek pengsan! Hahahaha...

MY ANSWER (Kalau Freda Miss World 1990 or 1991 tu jawab gitiew, mrasalah nengok how Miss World 2006 jawab piuler - ops! Bragging kah? LALALALALA 1st and the last? LALALALALALA!): Thank you for the question. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and to all the judges. If I'm that lucky person, to be granted the chance to be a man, for just one day, the 1st thing I would do, would be what men normally do when they wake up every morning - WANK! (sambil tunjukkan lakonan/ adengan cikcap dengan mimik muka kepuasan sekali! Hahahaha mati la mek disqualified sebab LUCAH!) Thank you... (hahaha sial! Sempat nak THANK YOU last last tu! Hahahah!)

SO - that's it! Cukup la - katanya short and simple with minimal content entry, kan? Hahahah motif nak dilabelkan as 6-Parts entry lagi? *Sambil jeling kat Archmal - sial kan ko carut mek bertubi² semalam!? Hahaha*





Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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