Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Soalnya Hati Siapa Yang Perlu Dijaga?
Gina: Abang, meet my friend, Azah. Azah, ni la laki mak... Zairul
Zairul: *Senyum sambil menghulurkan tangan*
Azah: *Menyambut hulur tangan Zairul dan bersalaman* OH so ini la Zairul yang siang malam pagi petang 24 jam asyik si Gina sebut² kan ni? Hheheheh finally it's nice meeting you...
Zairul: I hope u dengar semuanya baik² belaka...
Azah: Indeed - semuanya baik² bangat, enak²nya semua sekalik!
And the three laughed their way over dinner... but will that laugh stay as laughter till the end of the day? Or will that laughter be the only laughter and in the end turn everything into tears, sadness and misery?
Somewhere at one time ago, mek pernah buat an entry pasal how kawan 'makan' kawan and 'ngap' bf kawan baik sendiri, kan? But itu kes si kawan yang me'ngap' tu sama naik kepalanya dengan si bf kepada si kawan baik tu, kan? Well in this case, I hope I can deliver my points well, as this time around, the scenario is a bit, somewhat, different...
Sepanjang malam, during the casual dinner meet between the two good friends, plus Zairul, and Azah's another close friend, Wani, they did nothing but talking and laughing and all - namun Zairul on the other hand, sebok trying to...
Azah: Oits - is it just me, or is it true, Zairul dok cuba² tgk aku without having Gina noticing it?
Wani: Hallo? It's obvious lah - but Gina still tak dapat detect rasenye sebab each time Gina cakap ngan aku, Zairul sebok enjak² kebelakang siket supaya dia leh curik² tgk kau dari belakang Gina...
Azah: Aiyoh...!!!
Previously dalam kesah cinta tiga segi yang mek pernah buat, A dan B berkapel - C came along as kawan baik B dan in the end, C tikam belakang B dan snatched A, right? Well in this case - memang tak dapat Azah nafikan, Zairul memang cando, memang tasty dan memang vonderlicious. Tapi Azah SEDAR akan hakikatnya yang Zairul is with Gina - and since Gina kawan baik dia, Azah tak sanggup nak tikam belakang. Biarpun hati Azah bergelodak bergelora bagai nak rak nih, each time she notices Zairul curi² pandang, but still, Azah tahu, akur dan sedar akan the limitation yang she has to lalui.
A week berlalu selepas diaorang berkenalan - tiba² Gina smsed Azah...
"Noq, laki aku punye company nak mintak ur company's travel advise. I gave him your number - senang..."
ADEH! Gina bengap gila! Takkan tak noticed lagik kot? But maybe Azah was just jumping into conclusions cepat sangat kot. Maybe betul Zairul nak deal business dengan Azah and Azah was just like, tepok amai² sebelah tangan kuat sangat kot...
Wani: Perlu la ko nak menggelabah toek bagai? Tahu la ko taste kat Zairul - tapi perlu la ko curigakan kesah business Zairul nak plan dengan company kau? Aiyoh!
'Yeah - maybe Wani's right. I shouldn't just jump conclusions' - Azah thought to herself. And so she waited for Zairul to call and apparently, she didn't have to wait long for the very next day, Zairul called and setup an appointment, over lunch...
During lunch the next day, they've discussed a lot regarding the business deal. Well, technically, it was Azah who was doing all the talking and explaining and all, and what did Zairul do? Practically and obviously staring at her - every minute, every second... every inch of the way...
Azah: And whats with the staring and looking and all?
Zairul: I gotta be honest with you - I LIKE YOU - the very 1st time I saw you.
Azah: Na -ah - owh no you do. You like Gina - and you have Gina...
Zairul: Come on Azah - I can tell, you like me too...
Azah: YOU are my friend's boyfriend - am not that cruel to do such a thing to my friend!
Zairul: Ah but what if I say I don't want anything to do with Gina anymore, if only I can have you? Come on la Azah. Gina's not my destiny - YOU ARE!
Jengjejeng!!! Spekulasi Azah, conclusion Azah dari mula - tak salah. It's true, the guy is a jerk yang dah ade Gina, tetiber gila menghoyan kat dia pulak, how lah!?
I don't know where this entry's going but I've got couple of questions yang maybe you readers could answer for me:
Bincang²kanlah... mari...
Zairul: *Senyum sambil menghulurkan tangan*
Azah: *Menyambut hulur tangan Zairul dan bersalaman* OH so ini la Zairul yang siang malam pagi petang 24 jam asyik si Gina sebut² kan ni? Hheheheh finally it's nice meeting you...
Zairul: I hope u dengar semuanya baik² belaka...
Azah: Indeed - semuanya baik² bangat, enak²nya semua sekalik!
And the three laughed their way over dinner... but will that laugh stay as laughter till the end of the day? Or will that laughter be the only laughter and in the end turn everything into tears, sadness and misery?
Somewhere at one time ago, mek pernah buat an entry pasal how kawan 'makan' kawan and 'ngap' bf kawan baik sendiri, kan? But itu kes si kawan yang me'ngap' tu sama naik kepalanya dengan si bf kepada si kawan baik tu, kan? Well in this case, I hope I can deliver my points well, as this time around, the scenario is a bit, somewhat, different...
Sepanjang malam, during the casual dinner meet between the two good friends, plus Zairul, and Azah's another close friend, Wani, they did nothing but talking and laughing and all - namun Zairul on the other hand, sebok trying to...
Azah: Oits - is it just me, or is it true, Zairul dok cuba² tgk aku without having Gina noticing it?
Wani: Hallo? It's obvious lah - but Gina still tak dapat detect rasenye sebab each time Gina cakap ngan aku, Zairul sebok enjak² kebelakang siket supaya dia leh curik² tgk kau dari belakang Gina...
Azah: Aiyoh...!!!
Previously dalam kesah cinta tiga segi yang mek pernah buat, A dan B berkapel - C came along as kawan baik B dan in the end, C tikam belakang B dan snatched A, right? Well in this case - memang tak dapat Azah nafikan, Zairul memang cando, memang tasty dan memang vonderlicious. Tapi Azah SEDAR akan hakikatnya yang Zairul is with Gina - and since Gina kawan baik dia, Azah tak sanggup nak tikam belakang. Biarpun hati Azah bergelodak bergelora bagai nak rak nih, each time she notices Zairul curi² pandang, but still, Azah tahu, akur dan sedar akan the limitation yang she has to lalui.
A week berlalu selepas diaorang berkenalan - tiba² Gina smsed Azah...
"Noq, laki aku punye company nak mintak ur company's travel advise. I gave him your number - senang..."
ADEH! Gina bengap gila! Takkan tak noticed lagik kot? But maybe Azah was just jumping into conclusions cepat sangat kot. Maybe betul Zairul nak deal business dengan Azah and Azah was just like, tepok amai² sebelah tangan kuat sangat kot...
Wani: Perlu la ko nak menggelabah toek bagai? Tahu la ko taste kat Zairul - tapi perlu la ko curigakan kesah business Zairul nak plan dengan company kau? Aiyoh!
'Yeah - maybe Wani's right. I shouldn't just jump conclusions' - Azah thought to herself. And so she waited for Zairul to call and apparently, she didn't have to wait long for the very next day, Zairul called and setup an appointment, over lunch...
During lunch the next day, they've discussed a lot regarding the business deal. Well, technically, it was Azah who was doing all the talking and explaining and all, and what did Zairul do? Practically and obviously staring at her - every minute, every second... every inch of the way...
Azah: And whats with the staring and looking and all?
Zairul: I gotta be honest with you - I LIKE YOU - the very 1st time I saw you.
Azah: Na -ah - owh no you do. You like Gina - and you have Gina...
Zairul: Come on Azah - I can tell, you like me too...
Azah: YOU are my friend's boyfriend - am not that cruel to do such a thing to my friend!
Zairul: Ah but what if I say I don't want anything to do with Gina anymore, if only I can have you? Come on la Azah. Gina's not my destiny - YOU ARE!
Jengjejeng!!! Spekulasi Azah, conclusion Azah dari mula - tak salah. It's true, the guy is a jerk yang dah ade Gina, tetiber gila menghoyan kat dia pulak, how lah!?
I don't know where this entry's going but I've got couple of questions yang maybe you readers could answer for me:
- Azah nak kena jaga hati sapa sebenarnya nih? Hati kawan baik dia, and biar diri dia sendiri seksa sebab honestly dia pun taste kat Zairul?
- Azah nak kena jaga hati dia sendiri and buatkan hati kawan dia terluka?
- Azah nak kena sedapkan hati Zairul yang suka kat dia instead of sukakan Gina?
Bincang²kanlah... mari...
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 4
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
My new job...
Yes - it seems that once upon a time, not long ago, I was flying, as a flight crew/ cabin crew. And then. after completing my contract, I ventured into the business world as a travel agency manager, and NOW - I'm about indulge myself into yet another new world - and to able to see new horizons, seeing the world where the sky has no limits, and the stars within reach, from the cockpit. Yes, all this, can be achieved, soon, when I become a Technical Crew i.e Pilot. Surprised? Well I am too!!! *Sambil buat action ala ala Sandra Bullock when she was called into the top tenners in Miss Congen 1... but lets skip the jatuh tersungkur part, nah? Ops!
I must say... never, in a million gazillion trillion years would I ever dreamed of becoming a pilot, flying a big flying metal bird in the blue sky, carrying the lives of ppl on board. Well, ade la sekali dua berangan nak jadi jugak pilot tu, tapi tak der lah sampai like determined gile² like this taw... and to my own surprised, I am actually looking forward to this new 'world'...
And it seems like Friday nih macam lambat sangat la pulak, kan? I mean, Friday nih la will be the day I will actually start off everything, registering and getting myself into classes and simulators and what not... kan... hiks!
Adeh - still can't believe it?! I know! Me too! It seems like just yesterday jer I voiced out the interest of flying and be part of the technical crew team - alih² now, dahhh hampir terlaksana!
Gawd - am so excited to have received this news sampai tak tahu la nak tulis apa dah - but before I forget, need to mintak maaf to those yang close to me sebab I never informed about my niat to actually be part of the flying crew. Bukan nak berahsia bagai but I though selagi tak confirm, malas nak citer. Now dah confirm action for sure, so am all out la kan. Sorry...
Geez! Senorok giler! Really, looking forward sangat. Wonder whats it gonna be like, kan? Out of words actually, but all I can say for now here is, as I quote a forum-friend of mine who said this in his signature;
"FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS" - Ladies and Gentlemen... May I now present to you... my new job... lalalalalala...
Lalalalalalaariii kah? Perlu kah? Mek rase, perlu la kan? Hehehehe... ok dui!!!
I must say... never, in a million gazillion trillion years would I ever dreamed of becoming a pilot, flying a big flying metal bird in the blue sky, carrying the lives of ppl on board. Well, ade la sekali dua berangan nak jadi jugak pilot tu, tapi tak der lah sampai like determined gile² like this taw... and to my own surprised, I am actually looking forward to this new 'world'...
And it seems like Friday nih macam lambat sangat la pulak, kan? I mean, Friday nih la will be the day I will actually start off everything, registering and getting myself into classes and simulators and what not... kan... hiks!
Adeh - still can't believe it?! I know! Me too! It seems like just yesterday jer I voiced out the interest of flying and be part of the technical crew team - alih² now, dahhh hampir terlaksana!
Gawd - am so excited to have received this news sampai tak tahu la nak tulis apa dah - but before I forget, need to mintak maaf to those yang close to me sebab I never informed about my niat to actually be part of the flying crew. Bukan nak berahsia bagai but I though selagi tak confirm, malas nak citer. Now dah confirm action for sure, so am all out la kan. Sorry...
Geez! Senorok giler! Really, looking forward sangat. Wonder whats it gonna be like, kan? Out of words actually, but all I can say for now here is, as I quote a forum-friend of mine who said this in his signature;
"FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS" - Ladies and Gentlemen... May I now present to you... my new job... lalalalalala...
Lalalalalalaariii kah? Perlu kah? Mek rase, perlu la kan? Hehehehe... ok dui!!!
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 3
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF
Monday, March 05, 2007
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 2
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF
The Malaysian Wings katanya yer...
Tadik as usual lepas balik keje mek check lah blogdrive mek for erm latest comments ke ape ke, kan... so mek technically dapat this comment cum invitazions katanya...
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My jet-seeting life katanya ek? Mek girang! Hiks! And you, this Ewan guy, managed to interest me to join in the forum (forum keempat lah kirenye now, after IG, LLforum, Cari Forum and now Malaysian Wings katanya yer... hiks! Clust!) Yang penting, what really buat mek terkinja² sker was,... NO, not that "It would be wonderful if you could join us" tu lar - aiyoh. Perlu la everything all is so all about me ek? Hiks! I meant the "The members are known to have defied the law and airport
securities in their quest to take pictures of those metal birds" part... ermmmm VEEERYYYYY indulging, kan? Hiks!
Perlu la mek copy-paste all entries travel mek? Dinch la kan? Erm, hmmmm - even citer² pasal my cabin crew life itiew? Tak yah la copy paste bagai semua kan... just tunjukkan they all they way ke page mek dah la kan? Heheheh pa per pon, sape² yang interested to join, mek rase, no harm kan - tapi make sure hampa yang nak join tu also into the airline industry and all la kan. Anda tak der la perlu be part of the airliners/ frontliners bagai - just, show some respect dalam field ini dan tunjukkan interests, tu yang most important. Like mek, mek ex trolley dolley - mrasalah mek memang sesuai utk joinnerinas, kan?! Hiks!
Dulu once I did an entry about keteringinan mek nak having breakfast at 45,000 feet above sea-level dalam EMIRATES 1st Class Cabin, kan? MRASALAH impian terlaksana jua katanya!!! (Terima kasih BBD! Hiks!) Nih pic hiasan jer, tak der kaitan ngan pa per pon. Kaitan pic nih akan ado dalam entry ke 13 out of the 14 entries tu nanti! Hiks!
Perlu la mek copy-paste all entries travel mek? Dinch la kan? Erm, hmmmm - even citer² pasal my cabin crew life itiew? Tak yah la copy paste bagai semua kan... just tunjukkan they all they way ke page mek dah la kan? Heheheh pa per pon, sape² yang interested to join, mek rase, no harm kan - tapi make sure hampa yang nak join tu also into the airline industry and all la kan. Anda tak der la perlu be part of the airliners/ frontliners bagai - just, show some respect dalam field ini dan tunjukkan interests, tu yang most important. Like mek, mek ex trolley dolley - mrasalah mek memang sesuai utk joinnerinas, kan?! Hiks!
Dulu once I did an entry about keteringinan mek nak having breakfast at 45,000 feet above sea-level dalam EMIRATES 1st Class Cabin, kan? MRASALAH impian terlaksana jua katanya!!! (Terima kasih BBD! Hiks!) Nih pic hiasan jer, tak der kaitan ngan pa per pon. Kaitan pic nih akan ado dalam entry ke 13 out of the 14 entries tu nanti! Hiks!
A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 1
SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF
Thursday, March 01, 2007
2 Weeks Ago...
2 weeks ago, kaedahnye - I was AWAY katanya. But memandangkan I was very der very busy, sampai mek terlupa buat something yang mek selalu buat before I pergi memana - iaitiew, buat entry "I'm Away", kan? Patut la ramai cam blur blur katanya.
"Lea gi oversea?"
"Lea DQ dan tutup blog?"
"Lea gi UMRAH?"
Adehhh - memacam! Hiks! Tak pa tak pa. Nanti mek story, nah? As for now, cukup la mek simpulkan entry nih sebeginiey...
"I WAS AWAY - BUT NOW AM BACK" dan nak zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sepuas puasnya dan secukup cukupnya sebab for the past 2 weeks memang mek tak cukup tidur, rehat ke mana apa ke mana, so mek penat. Nanti mek dah ok, sehari dua nih, ade la hapdetsnye yer - MATI LAH 13 days = 13 episodes = 13 entries katanya? Mrasa! Hahahaha...
Till then... addduuuiiiiii....
"Lea gi oversea?"
"Lea DQ dan tutup blog?"
"Lea gi UMRAH?"
Adehhh - memacam! Hiks! Tak pa tak pa. Nanti mek story, nah? As for now, cukup la mek simpulkan entry nih sebeginiey...
"I WAS AWAY - BUT NOW AM BACK" dan nak zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sepuas puasnya dan secukup cukupnya sebab for the past 2 weeks memang mek tak cukup tidur, rehat ke mana apa ke mana, so mek penat. Nanti mek dah ok, sehari dua nih, ade la hapdetsnye yer - MATI LAH 13 days = 13 episodes = 13 entries katanya? Mrasa! Hahahaha...
Till then... addduuuiiiiii....
TAMBAHAN: Actually, mek rindu gilos nak berblogging. Lately if u guys noticed, even before the trip yang mek gi for the past two weeks nih kan, mak kan very der jarang gilos nak update blog and what not bagai tatkala busy yaamats, kan? Because of kebusian itiew lah mek tak dapat nak update blog bagai dan ini membuatkan mek rindu gile kat my own blog, rindu nak type entry 3000 patah perkataan dan update 3 4 entries per day - kan? Hiks! Tah lah u ols - harap2 lepas mek balik nih dan mek rest couple of days, hopefully mek leh resume buat blog mek nih dah update with the entries pasal trip mek ke timur tengah iniey... hiks!
Ok - Final call dosi katanya ke gate A11. Yer, mek masih di KLIA yer kat Golden Lounge tgh tunggu flight mek balik ke A/S. Do till then, duiiiii!!!
Ok - Final call dosi katanya ke gate A11. Yer, mek masih di KLIA yer kat Golden Lounge tgh tunggu flight mek balik ke A/S. Do till then, duiiiii!!!
Thursday, February 08, 2007
The "Usual" Questions; The "Bombastic" Answers...
Just a short entry, which mek rase mek sker sangat sebab biarpun short, contentnya simple, tapi jawapan² yang telah diberi, mek rase cam - erm, tah - geraaaaaaaand sangat! Hiks! Mrasa!
Questions asked to H**z, The Expert in giving spontaneous answers... and a grand b*tch if I may say (a grand b*tch in a good way lar! Aiyoh!)...
QUESTION: H**z, tell us all, three things, that you cannot live without?
H**z: (Sambil senyum kekwat) - My d*ck, my a*s, and my mouth!!!
MY COMMENT: BRAVO! SHABAS! U're a certified true slut who appreciates your important assets! Mek sujud! Like, tanpa these 3 essential asset of yours, maka, punahlah kehidupan hanak² hikan innocent, kan? Hiks!
MY ANSWER (Tetap nih nakkk jugak mrasa nak melawan mega b*tch H**z nih punye jawapan, kan? Muahahah): The three most important things in my life that I cannot live without would be my bra, my panties and my paddings! WOPPPS! (DISCLAIMER: Kepada para contestas Miss U-nivarse 2007, jawapan sebegini rupa tak digalakkan yer bila melalui sessi Q/A Top 10, tapi kalau nak cuba jugak, mrasalah! Yer la kan, maaaaaaanala tau, satgi kang, kot² hampa dah dok elok² dalam lane running for the final 5, mrasalah dengan jawapan cam tu, hampa terus menang ok, CEMANA!? Hahaha! Mek terus pengsan!)
QUESTION: In your own words, how would you differentiate "Making Love" and "Having Sex"?
H**z: That's easy... (sambil buff his nails)... "Making Love" is when I don't cumm, "Having Sex" is when I cumm!
MY COMMENT: Mek terdiam sat! Macam kesial jawapan dia, kan!? HAHAHAHA mek sujud!
MY ANSWER: That's easy also (sambil buat Manicure - kalau H**z skadar BUFF his nails, mrasa mek terus kuarkan set Manicure! HAHAHA)... "Making Love" is filled with passion, feelings and the sensation of building an everlasting commitment - whereas "Having Sex" is just a plain sweaty game between two hopeless and heartless people, trying to waste their time, energy, and most importantly, their PROTEINS! Ops!
PS: Siapakah H**z? 5thE, Volksie, Maheera, Archmal and Ijat Tenuk, surely dah leh figure out siapakah dia, KAN!? Mati la perjumpa Ahli Parti Slutterinas di Restoren Fariz Maju Kelana Jaya semalam! LALALALALALA!
Next up, the question, asked to Miss Freda, Miss World 1991 (or was it 1990? Tah - mek pon tak sure. Tapi somewhat somewhere within those years la kan - di zaman era kegemilangannye... dan NO, ini bukan Miss Freida Ghengis Gahuku, Miss Papua New Guinea, Miss Personality World 2006 hari tu tuh tau! Hiks!) This question I think was asked during one of the pageants yang she took part in rasenye... (eh, kalau tak silap, it was during the Miss World pageant yang dia menang tu la kan, kan Volksie?)
QUESTION: As a woman, if given that chance to become a man, just for that one day, what would be the 1st thing you would do?
Freda: Thank you for the question. If I have that chance of becoming a man, for just one day, or even, for just one minute, the one thing I would most definitely like to do would be standing in front of a toilet bowl, and pee while I stand!
MY COMMENT: Ko mampu!? Mek mampu ok! Dan dosi terbukti - di mana? Mati la Gazebo SS15's Ladies Restroom, kan!? Hahahahah I pity the girl who had to like to berdiri terpacak diam sekejap while tgk the toilet bowl bersepah dengan shi shi mek! HAHAHA MATI LA MEK! Mati la pancutan deras yang tajam terus menerus ditembak kedalam air dalam toilet bowl itiew! LOL! Mek pengsan! Hahahaha...
MY ANSWER (Kalau Freda Miss World 1990 or 1991 tu jawab gitiew, mrasalah nengok how Miss World 2006 jawab piuler - ops! Bragging kah? LALALALALA 1st and the last? LALALALALALA!): Thank you for the question. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and to all the judges. If I'm that lucky person, to be granted the chance to be a man, for just one day, the 1st thing I would do, would be what men normally do when they wake up every morning - WANK! (sambil tunjukkan lakonan/ adengan cikcap dengan mimik muka kepuasan sekali! Hahahaha mati la mek disqualified sebab LUCAH!) Thank you... (hahaha sial! Sempat nak THANK YOU last last tu! Hahahah!)
SO - that's it! Cukup la - katanya short and simple with minimal content entry, kan? Hahahah motif nak dilabelkan as 6-Parts entry lagi? *Sambil jeling kat Archmal - sial kan ko carut mek bertubi² semalam!? Hahaha*
Questions asked to H**z, The Expert in giving spontaneous answers... and a grand b*tch if I may say (a grand b*tch in a good way lar! Aiyoh!)...
QUESTION: H**z, tell us all, three things, that you cannot live without?
H**z: (Sambil senyum kekwat) - My d*ck, my a*s, and my mouth!!!
MY COMMENT: BRAVO! SHABAS! U're a certified true slut who appreciates your important assets! Mek sujud! Like, tanpa these 3 essential asset of yours, maka, punahlah kehidupan hanak² hikan innocent, kan? Hiks!
MY ANSWER (Tetap nih nakkk jugak mrasa nak melawan mega b*tch H**z nih punye jawapan, kan? Muahahah): The three most important things in my life that I cannot live without would be my bra, my panties and my paddings! WOPPPS! (DISCLAIMER: Kepada para contestas Miss U-nivarse 2007, jawapan sebegini rupa tak digalakkan yer bila melalui sessi Q/A Top 10, tapi kalau nak cuba jugak, mrasalah! Yer la kan, maaaaaaanala tau, satgi kang, kot² hampa dah dok elok² dalam lane running for the final 5, mrasalah dengan jawapan cam tu, hampa terus menang ok, CEMANA!? Hahaha! Mek terus pengsan!)
QUESTION: In your own words, how would you differentiate "Making Love" and "Having Sex"?
H**z: That's easy... (sambil buff his nails)... "Making Love" is when I don't cumm, "Having Sex" is when I cumm!
MY COMMENT: Mek terdiam sat! Macam kesial jawapan dia, kan!? HAHAHAHA mek sujud!
MY ANSWER: That's easy also (sambil buat Manicure - kalau H**z skadar BUFF his nails, mrasa mek terus kuarkan set Manicure! HAHAHA)... "Making Love" is filled with passion, feelings and the sensation of building an everlasting commitment - whereas "Having Sex" is just a plain sweaty game between two hopeless and heartless people, trying to waste their time, energy, and most importantly, their PROTEINS! Ops!
PS: Siapakah H**z? 5thE, Volksie, Maheera, Archmal and Ijat Tenuk, surely dah leh figure out siapakah dia, KAN!? Mati la perjumpa Ahli Parti Slutterinas di Restoren Fariz Maju Kelana Jaya semalam! LALALALALALA!
Next up, the question, asked to Miss Freda, Miss World 1991 (or was it 1990? Tah - mek pon tak sure. Tapi somewhat somewhere within those years la kan - di zaman era kegemilangannye... dan NO, ini bukan Miss Freida Ghengis Gahuku, Miss Papua New Guinea, Miss Personality World 2006 hari tu tuh tau! Hiks!) This question I think was asked during one of the pageants yang she took part in rasenye... (eh, kalau tak silap, it was during the Miss World pageant yang dia menang tu la kan, kan Volksie?)
QUESTION: As a woman, if given that chance to become a man, just for that one day, what would be the 1st thing you would do?
Freda: Thank you for the question. If I have that chance of becoming a man, for just one day, or even, for just one minute, the one thing I would most definitely like to do would be standing in front of a toilet bowl, and pee while I stand!
MY COMMENT: Ko mampu!? Mek mampu ok! Dan dosi terbukti - di mana? Mati la Gazebo SS15's Ladies Restroom, kan!? Hahahahah I pity the girl who had to like to berdiri terpacak diam sekejap while tgk the toilet bowl bersepah dengan shi shi mek! HAHAHA MATI LA MEK! Mati la pancutan deras yang tajam terus menerus ditembak kedalam air dalam toilet bowl itiew! LOL! Mek pengsan! Hahahaha...
MY ANSWER (Kalau Freda Miss World 1990 or 1991 tu jawab gitiew, mrasalah nengok how Miss World 2006 jawab piuler - ops! Bragging kah? LALALALALA 1st and the last? LALALALALALA!): Thank you for the question. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and to all the judges. If I'm that lucky person, to be granted the chance to be a man, for just one day, the 1st thing I would do, would be what men normally do when they wake up every morning - WANK! (sambil tunjukkan lakonan/ adengan cikcap dengan mimik muka kepuasan sekali! Hahahaha mati la mek disqualified sebab LUCAH!) Thank you... (hahaha sial! Sempat nak THANK YOU last last tu! Hahahah!)
SO - that's it! Cukup la - katanya short and simple with minimal content entry, kan? Hahahah motif nak dilabelkan as 6-Parts entry lagi? *Sambil jeling kat Archmal - sial kan ko carut mek bertubi² semalam!? Hahaha*
Monday, February 05, 2007
Fotopages mek telah diupdate lagi!!!
Yes! Plain simple - tajuknye sajork dah says it all! Fotopages mek, yang sekarang sebok dilanda lelalatans katanya, ado updates lagi ok! Hiks! Mrasalah both updates to thanks to hari ni yang sunggoh istimewa, dimana mek telah terjun masuk ke dalam bundle Gunung Keriang, dan also, hari ini dalam sejarah mek nengok EMPING KERABU dan KUIH CAKAQ AYAM! Hiks! Sama² kita saksikan all, hanya di FP mek! Lets la nah!?
Tudiah! Pilih noooo jgn tak pilih! Bertimbun baju², skirt², dress², seluaq² bagai, all dicampak longgokkan kat sini. YOU'LL BE SURPRISED to jumpa baju² yang STILL dalam keadaan elok² taw dalam longgokkan RM1 nih!
Ha hat nih confirm lah elok² semuanya katanya sebab masih digantung bagai. Pun begitu, jgn pandang sebelah mata. Dikala membeli, perhati²kan lah, belek²kan lah dulu elok² - kot² la... kan? Hiks! Kat sini semuanya ada yang RM2, RM3, dan RM5. Paling cikhals sekals, RM15... RM6, 4, 7, 8, 10, 9, 11, 12, 14,13? ADE MEK SEBUT!? Hehehe tak sebut sebab NAN ADO lah! Hiks!
Setiap harga ade colored tag yang berbeza - jadi senang lah nak check hat nih brapa hat nuh brapa, kan?
MEK TERDIAM SAT!
Nih la dia EMPING KERABU yang sepanjang 27 nak masuk 28 tahun mek hidup, tak pernah pon mek tau ado, dan tak pernah pulak mek tau dan tak pernah pulak teringin mek nak rasa cemana sebab mek PEGHAK! Mati la mek!
Biskut/ Roti Bergula - me loikkkeee the tradisional JAWBREAKER katanya! Keras jugak nih! RANGUP is the best word to describe it! :)
KUIH CAKAQ AYAM - mek pon dinch hui kenapasal depa panggei dia kuih cakaq ayam. Maybe sebab, erm, kuih nih dihasilkan oleh ayams² yang bercakarans? Kan? Hiks!
Well now - enjoy the pics!!! :)
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