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Monday, March 05, 2007

A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 2


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 8:45:08 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




The Malaysian Wings katanya yer...


Tadik as usual lepas balik keje mek check lah blogdrive mek for erm latest comments ke ape ke, kan... so mek technically dapat this comment cum invitazions katanya...

 Posted by ewan @ 03/05/2007 02:51 PM PST
Hi, I notice that you have been writing an extensively detailed travel journals (I'm certain of that since I need to read very slowly due to the registers, jargons and slangs that you use throughout).

May I interest you in visiting the everything-aviation groupie at www.malaysianwings.com?
I'm sure the guys (and gals) there would be interested in reading the details of your jet-setting life.

Plus, pictures of aircrafts can bring us into the state of frenzy as well. The members are known to have defied the law and airport securities in their quest to take pictures of those metal birds.

It would be wonderful if you could join us.

Cheers.

My jet-seeting life katanya ek? Mek girang! Hiks! And you, this Ewan guy, managed to interest me to join in the forum (forum keempat lah kirenye now, after IG, LLforum, Cari Forum and now Malaysian Wings katanya yer... hiks! Clust!) Yang penting, what really buat mek terkinja² sker was,... NO, not that "It would be wonderful if you could join us" tu lar - aiyoh. Perlu la everything all is so all about me ek? Hiks! I meant the "The members are known to have defied the law and airport securities in their quest to take pictures of those metal birds" part... ermmmm VEEERYYYYY indulging, kan? Hiks!

Perlu la mek copy-paste all entries travel mek? Dinch la kan? Erm, hmmmm - even citer² pasal my cabin crew life itiew? Tak yah la copy paste bagai semua kan... just tunjukkan they all they way ke page mek dah la kan? Heheheh pa per pon, sape² yang interested to join, mek rase, no harm kan - tapi make sure hampa yang nak join tu also into the airline industry and all la kan. Anda tak der la perlu be part of the airliners/ frontliners bagai - just, show some respect dalam field ini dan tunjukkan interests, tu yang most important. Like mek, mek ex trolley dolley - mrasalah mek memang sesuai utk joinnerinas, kan?! Hiks!


Dulu once I did an entry about keteringinan mek nak having breakfast at 45,000 feet above sea-level dalam EMIRATES 1st Class Cabin, kan? MRASALAH impian terlaksana jua katanya!!! (Terima kasih BBD! Hiks!) Nih pic hiasan jer, tak der kaitan ngan pa per pon. Kaitan pic nih akan ado dalam entry ke 13 out of the 14 entries tu nanti! Hiks!

So for those yang interested, mrasa - Malaysian Wings !!!





Posted at 8:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




A Trip To The Middle East - DAY 1


SIARAN TERGENDALA. HARAP MAAF






Posted at 7:13:01 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, March 01, 2007

2 Weeks Ago...


2 weeks ago, kaedahnye - I was AWAY katanya. But memandangkan I was very der very busy, sampai mek terlupa buat something yang mek selalu buat before I pergi memana - iaitiew, buat entry "I'm Away", kan? Patut la ramai cam blur blur katanya.

"Lea gi oversea?"

"Lea DQ dan tutup blog?"

"Lea gi UMRAH?"

Adehhh - memacam! Hiks! Tak pa tak pa. Nanti mek story, nah? As for now, cukup la mek simpulkan entry nih sebeginiey...

"I WAS AWAY - BUT NOW AM BACK" dan nak zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sepuas puasnya dan secukup cukupnya sebab for the past 2 weeks memang mek tak cukup tidur, rehat ke mana apa ke mana, so mek penat. Nanti mek dah ok, sehari dua nih, ade la hapdetsnye yer - MATI LAH 13 days = 13 episodes = 13 entries katanya? Mrasa! Hahahaha...

Till then... addduuuiiiiii....




TAMBAHAN: Actually, mek rindu gilos nak berblogging. Lately if u guys noticed, even before the trip yang mek gi for the past two weeks nih kan, mak kan very der jarang gilos nak update blog and what not bagai tatkala busy yaamats, kan? Because of kebusian itiew lah mek tak dapat nak update blog bagai dan ini membuatkan mek rindu gile kat my own blog, rindu nak type entry 3000 patah perkataan dan update 3 4 entries per day - kan? Hiks! Tah lah u ols - harap2 lepas mek balik nih dan mek rest couple of days, hopefully mek leh resume buat blog mek nih dah update with the entries pasal trip mek ke timur tengah iniey... hiks!

Ok - Final call dosi katanya ke gate A11. Yer, mek masih di KLIA yer kat Golden Lounge tgh tunggu flight mek balik ke A/S. Do till then, duiiiii!!!





Posted at 7:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Thursday, February 08, 2007

The "Usual" Questions; The "Bombastic" Answers...


Just a short entry, which mek rase mek sker sangat sebab biarpun short, contentnya simple, tapi jawapan² yang telah diberi, mek rase cam - erm, tah - geraaaaaaaand sangat! Hiks! Mrasa!

Questions asked to H**z, The Expert in giving spontaneous answers... and a grand b*tch if I may say (a grand b*tch in a good way lar! Aiyoh!)...

QUESTION: H**z, tell us all, three things, that you cannot live without?

H**z: (Sambil senyum kekwat) - My d*ck, my a*s, and my mouth!!!

MY COMMENT: BRAVO! SHABAS! U're a certified true slut who appreciates your important assets! Mek sujud! Like, tanpa these 3 essential asset of yours, maka, punahlah kehidupan hanak² hikan innocent, kan? Hiks!

MY ANSWER (Tetap nih nakkk jugak mrasa nak melawan mega b*tch H**z nih punye jawapan, kan? Muahahah): The three most important things in my life that I cannot live without would be my bra, my panties and my paddings! WOPPPS! (DISCLAIMER: Kepada para contestas Miss U-nivarse 2007, jawapan sebegini rupa tak digalakkan yer bila melalui sessi Q/A Top 10, tapi kalau nak cuba jugak, mrasalah! Yer la kan, maaaaaaanala tau, satgi kang, kot² hampa dah dok elok² dalam lane running for the final 5, mrasalah dengan jawapan cam tu, hampa terus menang ok, CEMANA!? Hahaha! Mek terus pengsan!)

QUESTION: In your own words, how would you differentiate "Making Love" and "Having Sex"?

H**z: That's easy... (sambil buff his nails)... "Making Love" is when I don't cumm, "Having Sex" is when I cumm!

MY COMMENT: Mek terdiam sat! Macam kesial jawapan dia, kan!? HAHAHAHA mek sujud!

MY ANSWER: That's easy also (sambil buat Manicure - kalau H**z skadar BUFF his nails, mrasa mek terus kuarkan set Manicure! HAHAHA)... "Making Love" is filled with passion, feelings and the sensation of building an everlasting commitment - whereas "Having Sex" is just a plain sweaty game between two hopeless and heartless people, trying to waste their time, energy, and most importantly, their PROTEINS! Ops!

PS: Siapakah H**z? 5thE, Volksie, Maheera, Archmal and Ijat Tenuk, surely dah leh figure out siapakah dia, KAN!? Mati la perjumpa Ahli Parti Slutterinas di Restoren Fariz Maju Kelana Jaya semalam! LALALALALALA!

Next up, the question, asked to Miss Freda, Miss World 1991 (or was it 1990? Tah - mek pon tak sure. Tapi somewhat somewhere within those years la kan - di zaman era kegemilangannye... dan NO, ini bukan Miss Freida Ghengis Gahuku, Miss Papua New Guinea, Miss Personality World 2006 hari tu tuh tau! Hiks!) This question I think was asked during one of the pageants yang she took part in rasenye... (eh, kalau tak silap, it was during the Miss World pageant yang dia menang tu la kan, kan Volksie?)

QUESTION: As a woman, if given that chance to become a man, just for that one day, what would be the 1st thing you would do?

Freda: Thank you for the question. If I have that chance of becoming a man, for just one day, or even, for just one minute, the one thing I would most definitely like to do would be standing in front of a toilet bowl, and pee while I stand!

MY COMMENT: Ko mampu!? Mek mampu ok! Dan dosi terbukti - di mana? Mati la Gazebo SS15's Ladies Restroom, kan!? Hahahahah I pity the girl who had to like to berdiri terpacak diam sekejap while tgk the toilet bowl bersepah dengan shi shi mek! HAHAHA MATI LA MEK! Mati la pancutan deras yang tajam terus menerus ditembak kedalam air dalam toilet bowl itiew! LOL! Mek pengsan! Hahahaha...

MY ANSWER (Kalau Freda Miss World 1990 or 1991 tu jawab gitiew, mrasalah nengok how Miss World 2006 jawab piuler - ops! Bragging kah? LALALALALA 1st and the last? LALALALALALA!): Thank you for the question. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and to all the judges. If I'm that lucky person, to be granted the chance to be a man, for just one day, the 1st thing I would do, would be what men normally do when they wake up every morning - WANK! (sambil tunjukkan lakonan/ adengan cikcap dengan mimik muka kepuasan sekali! Hahahaha mati la mek disqualified sebab LUCAH!) Thank you... (hahaha sial! Sempat nak THANK YOU last last tu! Hahahah!)

SO - that's it! Cukup la - katanya short and simple with minimal content entry, kan? Hahahah motif nak dilabelkan as 6-Parts entry lagi? *Sambil jeling kat Archmal - sial kan ko carut mek bertubi² semalam!? Hahaha*





Posted at 9:00:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Monday, February 05, 2007

Fotopages mek telah diupdate lagi!!!


Yes! Plain simple - tajuknye sajork dah says it all! Fotopages mek, yang sekarang sebok dilanda lelalatans katanya, ado updates lagi ok! Hiks! Mrasalah both updates to thanks to hari ni yang sunggoh istimewa, dimana mek telah terjun masuk ke dalam bundle Gunung Keriang, dan also, hari ini dalam sejarah mek nengok EMPING KERABU dan KUIH CAKAQ AYAM! Hiks! Sama² kita saksikan all, hanya di FP mek! Lets la nah!?


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Tudiah! Pilih noooo jgn tak pilih! Bertimbun baju², skirt², dress², seluaq² bagai, all dicampak longgokkan kat sini. YOU'LL BE SURPRISED to jumpa baju² yang STILL dalam keadaan elok² taw dalam longgokkan RM1 nih!

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Ha hat nih confirm lah elok² semuanya katanya sebab masih digantung bagai. Pun begitu, jgn pandang sebelah mata. Dikala membeli, perhati²kan lah, belek²kan lah dulu elok² - kot² la... kan? Hiks! Kat sini semuanya ada yang RM2, RM3, dan RM5. Paling cikhals sekals, RM15... RM6, 4, 7, 8, 10, 9, 11, 12, 14,13? ADE MEK SEBUT!? Hehehe tak sebut sebab NAN ADO lah! Hiks!

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Setiap harga ade colored tag yang berbeza - jadi senang lah nak check hat nih brapa hat nuh brapa, kan?

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MEK TERDIAM SAT!


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Nih la dia EMPING KERABU yang sepanjang 27 nak masuk 28 tahun mek hidup, tak pernah pon mek tau ado, dan tak pernah pulak mek tau dan tak pernah pulak teringin mek nak rasa cemana sebab mek PEGHAK! Mati la mek!

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Biskut/ Roti Bergula - me loikkkeee the tradisional JAWBREAKER katanya! Keras jugak nih! RANGUP is the best word to describe it! :)

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KUIH CAKAQ AYAM - mek pon dinch hui kenapasal depa panggei dia kuih cakaq ayam. Maybe sebab, erm, kuih nih dihasilkan oleh ayams² yang bercakarans? Kan? Hiks!

Well now - enjoy the pics!!! :)





Posted at 12:00:01 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Sunday, February 04, 2007

Entry "Tadak Kerjer" La Inieyyy!!!


KAN!? Motifnya? Semalam pi Tesco SP pi membelik itiew Ferrero Rocher (SEMATA² nih) utuk buat photoshoot!? Muahahahahah! Semalam like nan ado lighting melerts katanya so dibiarkan dulu kotak cokelat itiew TAK DISENTUH yer walaupun teruja dan tempted sangat nak bukak and makan! Aiyoh! Sabar jer la. So mek simpan sampai siang tadi, baru mek snappy lite². TU pon mek rase sebab takder lighting terang sunlight bagai tu yang buat close-up shots jadiknye macam anjengs korazon resultsnya, KAN!? Sentiap!


Kadang² rase cam sayangggggggggg sangat nak bukak dan makan cekelat nih sebab elok sangat packaging nyer! HIks!

Anyways, apa kesahnye tentang me, photoshoot, Ferrero Rocher? Heheheh kesahnye - TAK DER KESAH, TAK DER KEJE dan TAK DER KAITANNYE! Muahahahha! Sajer kempunan nak makan cekelat katanya, so membeli la Ferrero Rocher itiew. Dan kerana tak der modal nak snappy apo, mrasalah cekelat pon disnappy²kan nye - MEMANG tadak keje! HAHAHA!


U ols - kotak dia sangat canteks! Kata Mami Zack Zali "Lea, hang leh simpan diamond diamond hang! Kotak dia cantek! Baik hang belik cokelat nih!" Kan!? Hahahaha

Cekelat nih kalau ikut dalam advert dalam tv, dibuatnye sebagai bunga penganten katanya, kan? Aiyoh! Gigih sekals! Bagi kite belah² sini, contoh, CA!, dia guna buat hantaran. Curlast dia buat! Mek curik satu pon dia bukan sedaq! OPS!


Yang "MEWAH" sangat cekelat nih bukan ape pon - sebab its wrapped in GOLD WRAPPER sajork! Ops!

Dan apa mek buat dengan cekelat nih? MAKAN LAH!

Aiyoh! Apakah tujuan entry nih!? Heheh wallahua'lam... ;)

*Tetiber mek terasa nak bawak cekelat nih pi ke garden luar umah mek tu where got terrific sunlight katanya dan buat photoshoot close up shots - hiks! Tgk la cemana satgi, kalau2 mek rajin katanya... ;)


KAN!?

Terliur dak!? Pi belikkk cepats! Hiks!

IKUTI: Cara pemakanan Ferrero Rocher Chocolates, STEP by STEP, hanya di MY FOTOPAGES. Mrasa!





Posted at 5:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah




"Hari tu kan... kami makan Seafood tauuu..."


Hikhikhik! Tajuk entry very der bebudak sekolah nak habaq kat sesama kawan sekelas sekolah rendah, like... "Hey u ols! Hari tu kan, ha, kami pi makan seafood kat Kuala Perlis... Best wooooo! Hampa tadak!"*

*1: Motif sekolah rendah, dah ber "HEY U OLS!?" Dah terserlah ker keperibadian hadek²?
*2: Motif HAMPA TADAK!? Tadak apa tatau!? Hahahahaha like ala ala "Na na na na naaa naaa! Kami ada... hampa tadak..." But still, TADAK APA TATAU!? Hahaha

Whatever it is - tarkir la kan. Janjinya, mek nak ghoyat (or is it Ghoyak? Mati la tak tau nak kecek Kelate tetap terkinja² nak cakap jugak, kan? Muahahahah). Anyways, mek nak habaq, hari tu, Rabu malam kot, mek ikut si Najib csi_X dengan kawan kami tu, si Juju (Kak Ju) tu pi makan Seafood katanya kat Kuala Perlis. GIGIH nih! Selain Juju dan Najib, mrasalah teman² rapat kami yang terdiri dari A, B, C, D and E also hadir yer... (motif nama dirahsiakan sedangkan gambaq nanti terpampang muka depa?! Muahahahaha mek tau A, B, C jer with their names - D dan E mek baru kenai malam tu so nama nan ado mek tau pon! HAHAHA).

Nak dijadikan citer - waktu nak pi tu dari A/S, mek nengok si A berjacket wind-braker bagai nih. Ala ala mek carut "Motif ko nak pi Kuala Perlis or pi US!? Windily winter kah di Kuala Perlis?" lalu si A cakap "Tunggguuuu... tgk la satgi sapa yang terketaq² sejuk...". Mek macam, MOTIF kat Kuala Perlis sejuk? Owh well I know tempat kami nak pi makan tu memang la tepi laut - tapi, MOTIF SEJUK sampai bersiap nak pi ke US!?

Sampai² jer kat Kuala Perlis (selepas like sejam setengah selepas mek kuar dari umah katanya - nak pi tu dalam 45 minutes jer. Selebihnya, sebok pi beli rokok SKL si csi_X tu katanya kat hujung pekan A/S tu - semata² nih! Gara² kedai tuuu sajork yang jual rokok SKL ala ala mek tersebut SLK yang berperisa persis sisha itiew... dan jugak menunggu B, C, D, E siap also... tu yang lambat tu) - anyways, sesampai jer kami kat KP (Kuala Perlis) like around 10nish gitu la - mak aih! Ramai nih kelibat manusia. Waktu tu Juju, csi_X ngan mek jer sampai dulu. Groupie kedua belom sampai. Mrasalah terpinga² kami cari tempat nak duduk sebab ramai sekals manusia malam tu. Dan whats worse, aiyoh, MEMANG SEJUK GIL GIL BABS sundel! Mek surprised! Duduk tepi laut ke, tepi Antartika?! Or is it Atlantic? Eh - tu laut, kan? Mati la IGGY! Hahahahahaha (Yer Yazrie - motif hang nak bersms sesorry bagai? Dinch perlu la u ols - maati la mek teringat IGGY teringat hang nye SMS! Hiks!)

So dalam pada dok cari tempat duduk tu, ada 2 benda terjadik.

1. The wind was soooo kuat katanya, sampai ia mempelantingkan pinggan mangkun bagai atas this one meja - aiyoyoh! Sangat kuat sundal angin nye. Otak mek dah mula pikiaq bukan² dah. DON'T ASK! Aiyoh mek serams sejuk sundel... dah la memang sejuk pong, kan? Hiks!
2. Tgh dok cari² tempat duduk strategic kaedahnye nampak Datin (or is it Datin Seri?) Normala Shamsuddin katanya dengan husbandnye dengan kawan² diaorang tgh menikmati seafood also katanya. Datin Normala (Help! Is it just Datin or Datin Seri? Mek rase ade Seri, kan?) looked radiant and lovely as ever. Mek tak snappy² pon - kuasa lah. Lagipun mek personally dah jumpa dia upclose and personal dalam one of my flights dulu - lovely lady la dia tu. Mek sker! Cantik + baik hati = good combi, kan? Kekekekekeke. The husband pulak 1st time mek nengok live - not bad aih! Ops! Tapi yang mek nyampah nengok, selain dari rerempitans dan jejesnitaans (Jesnita is feminine for Rempits - ops!) dok sebok nak usya Datin itiew, and when like she jalan, all these ppl nak sort of like smile and make the Datin notices them watching her (ewsss!), mek nyampah tgk "TUKANG KIPAS" sikit punya banyak! Aiyoh! PLASTIC sangat! Kipas for their own benifit! Mek tau la BBD dulu orang gomen - mek dah banyak/ selalu tgk orang kipas mengipas - kowser lah!

So anyways, dah lepas pada tu, kami pon order mengorder bagai la makan semua nih kan since si csi_X yang mau kebelanjaan, kan? Tapi si csi_X haram tatau sangat pasal seafood - mujoq lah Juju ado. TU pon tak tau banyak sangat, mrasalah mujur mekkkk jugak yang ado - pi orderans itiew iniey! Hiks! Dan by that time, A, B, C, D and E dosi kesampaian bagai semua - and tetiber, as kami menunggu our meals to arrive, kaedahnye, lampu kalimantang kat atas ceiling kedai itiew, jatuh tak semena² ok! Ceiling and wiring bagai also tercabut and all and jatuh ke lantai, SIKIT lagi nak kena this one kakak yang took our orders. Aiyoh! Adengan jerit menjerit semua ada nih sebab ade sparks ala ala terignite bagai kan (mek? Jgn tanya lah jerit ke idak! Terkeluar suara VOMANS mek! OPS! Mati la pecah lobang overdose!) Dan kakak itiew, bagaikan trauma yer, TERUS DIAM SAT dan DUDUK SAT sambil PELEKUP MULUT! Like, "YA ALLAH! Mujur tak kena aku!" Cam tu la sort of thingy. Kesian... kesian! Tsk tsk tsk...


Kakak yang masih dalam keadaan trauma katanya - muka sebek, masam bagai, keje pon ala ala lite² jer semangatnye dah, mata berair tau u ols - TAPI MAKE UP TETAP MAINTAIN, how!?


Kerang rebus - mek sker!


Ikan sweet sour yang tak sedap gara² pilihan ikan yang KURENG tepat - sapa buat pilihan tatau? Bukan mek! Mek tak makan ikan! Anak ikan yer la kot! Ops!


Lala XXXL katanya kan? Hiks!


Kailan Ikan Masin katanya, dengan, erm, ikan masak apa tatau? 3 rasa? Apa tatau la mek tatau sebab mek tak makan ikan!

Dan disebabkan itiew, our meals pon mai lambat also la kan, so the kedai ppl said (tapi mek speku, be it terjadi ke idak insiden tu, makanan kami TETAP mai lambat sebab sememangnya kedai tu LEMBAB! Ops!) Tapi mujur lah sedap also. But then kan, masalahnye, hehehehe memandangkan kawasan itiew teramat sejuk berangin tiup kencang bagai, u ols - nasi PANAS yang dihidangkan telah jadik SEJUK yer. Tapi again mek speku - NASI TU MEMANG SEJUK! Hiks! Mujur lauk pauk panas dan sedap. Tomyam dia also melerts! :) Mrasa nah G, leh kita pi bawak LeeZie kalau dia mai A/S lagi noh - BS, mau kejoinan ke? Hiks!


The group - tanpa A dan B. Hiks!

Lepas makan dan lepak sampai 12 midnight katanya - lepas kebayarans semua bagai, kitaorang pi shooting mooting pics kat ade this one area ape tah dedekat kedai makan tu jugak lah. Pi amek pics terketaq² nih sebab sejuk. Gila kan? Tetengah malam buta pi amek pics² beramai², GUNA TRIPOD katanya si csi_X tu - GIGIH!

Dan lepas tu, tak ingat pa per dah sebab mek TIDUR dalam kete dalam perjalanan pulang. Hiks! Sedaq² ja, dosi sampai depan pintu umah mek dah kaedahnye. Owh BTW, mek dinch drive pon. Juju picked me and csi_X up kaedahnye wanita tu dan menghantar kami balik. Sweet of her - hehehehe...

All and all mek nak cakap - MEK MAKAN BANYAK sundel malam tu! Mek rase gimuks kembaliks! Hiks! *waktu tu jer la kan. Hiks!


The whole group yang pi makan malam tu, seadanya. Thanks csi_X sebab belanja weols semua tau! :) Bulan depan turn sapa tatau!? Mek kan? Tapi mek tadak - mek pi oversea! HIKS! So turn mek kire burn la kan utk belanja hampa? Ke carried forward nih!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!...

Nak tgk pics² lain malam itiew, mrasalah ke FP (fotopages) mek! Mrasa!!!





Posted at 12:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Friday, February 02, 2007

Thank you Faz for the lovely...


Catchy aiiiyyy the title? Hiks! Jgn speku, jgn jadik iggy - Ops! Nih mek nak citer mai apa pasai mek nak say Thanks to this very nice fella named Faz from Singapore katanya...

Faz nih member mek, yang kenai mek melalui another friend of mine in Singapore, Rita - yes, go figure. Diaorang nih dalam my Friendster friend's list katanya... :) So anyways, kaedahnye, siang tadi, mek baru check friendster mek itiew, dan dapat msg iniey katanya...

From:
FTstylurz
Date: Thursday, 1 February, 2007 10:50 PM
Subject: hey there!
Message: hi there!

im a great fan of ur blog as well as ur frends blogs eg: ginger,imahleggok,leez etc2.. suka nah i tgk kisah kehidupan uols. so,bila i nampak ur latest pixs...i've decided to do something to it..hope u loike it lah..there's a resemblance to cassie and rihanna...hehhee.

stay beautiful always dear : )

regards,
faz : )

Kannn??? Kaedahnye - diaols suka also blog² kawan² hem, G, LeeZ, Imah and all... (motif 'and all' sedangkan dia sebut 3 tu je? Hiks!) So anyways la kan... dia did something to it - my pics - buat apa dia tatau? Hahahaha mek sker mek sker...



MRASA!!! Mek sker la sangat - sampai mek dah upload kat Myspace, (Friendster jangan cakap la - awai² mek dah uploaded sebab actually, dia yang submitted the pic to my profile... kan? Hiks), dan now - mek boh dalam blog mek dan mek dah pun buat as my erm, apa orang cakap, banner? Ha - yer la kot. Banner kat mek punye Fotopages katanya... sker la sker la sker lah!!!

Faz, if you're reading this kan, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!! SO MUCH! Aiyoh! Mek girang! Hiks! Tetiber mek feels² macam cover album. Motif cover album? Mampu ke mek menyanyiks!? KAKAKAKAKA!!!

Thanks again Faz!!!





Posted at 9:00:00 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



Wednesday, January 31, 2007

How to handle prank calls...


Or as a matter of fact, it might just be prank sms-es katanya, kan? Hiks! Lets ikuti sessi sms'ing yang baru jer berlaku tadi... kire² sejam yang lalu. Nak mek masukkan time sekali ke? Tak payah la kan? Hiks!

1st sms
Hi there, feeling lonely?
1st reply
Errr... who's this? (Mrasalah play short and simple and sweet katanya - jgn tunjuk sangat yang kite sentap ke, or what not... kan?)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
MOTIF!?!?! Gile ke ape tetiber msg org memalam buto tanya orang feeling lonely ke apo? Apo ko pikir, me desperate beauty queen!? OPS!

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2nd sms
Hope u not busy, at this hour...
2nd reply
No am not but I shall not continue this chat of ours untul you let me know who you are and how on earth did you get my number...
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
(If I were to play sarcastic katanya kan... ) Yes, actually, if you tak cakap who you are, I AM busy; busy gentel kel*ntit sendiri! In other words, mind your own life if ko tannak cakap ko tu sape! (tu diah! Mati la sentap siap sempat berbahasa lucah!)

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3rd sms
Isnt a little mystry.... A lot of fun....
3rd reply
Well, you have a pleasant day then with your mysteries. I shall not be part of it thank you... (giiiitu! Mek sendiri tak budget mek leh play relaxed and classy cam tu. Walhal, sebenarnye, mek nak jawab...)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
Kepala hanggok kau a little mystery a lot of fun!? Hotak lu! Fun for you for playing mysteries on me - habis mek yang terkontang kanting celah kangkang mencari sapakah penghantar sms mystery tu, ko hengat mek sker lah?!

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4th sms
U've upset me.... Do u always sms like that?
4th reply
You have a good evening ahead. I'm not interested to waste my credits on mysterious smses. Pleasant for you, unentertaining and certainly waste of time for me. So if you don't mind, please, do you mysterious smses with someone else. Goodnight. (I wonder will he suspect me dah malas nak melayan/ sentap? Hurmmm...)
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
I've upset you? Mampos la! Pedulik hapo aku? KAN!?

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5th sms
C'mon... Dont u at least wanna know who... How r u gonna sleep tnight, wondering, thinking...
5th reply
I asked you once, and since you wanna be all secretive, by all means, that's your choice. And I'm gonna ask you politely again, go do your mysterious business elsewhere please, if you don't intend to tell me who you are and how you got my number.
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
Owh I DO I DO I DO I SOOOO DO! Please tell me please! I cannot sleep thinking of all these. Siapa nih!? (Kan? Sesentap mana sekali pon, tetap nak tahu jugak nih. Tapi good thing mek replied confidently yang mek tak amek port pon dia sapa sebenarnye, kan? Hiks!)

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6th sms
Ok... ok... ok... I will make a deal with you... I will stop sms'ing you if call me... I promise you will be suprised and worth your while....
6th reply
Goodnight. Better luck on someone else next time around.
What I REALLY wanted to reply:
MOTIF me have to call you!? And what kind of deal IS THAT!? HELLO!!? Kau yang menyemak kacau hidup aku, tetiber haku la nak kena call kau!? (Although I was pretty much TEMPTED sangat nak call. Seriously, no joke. Memang tempted giler nak call tapi yer sayang²ku wahai readers and all, kuatkan semangat dan imanmu... JGN CALL! Jgn mengalah! Once kite call, THAT'S IT! Dia tau la kite memang terkinja² nak tahu, kan? Hehehe. Put it this way - kalau dia kasik tahu, advantage is on you. Kalau tak bagi tahu, tak rugi aih! Bukannye mati pun kalau tak tahu siapakah penghantar sms misteri iniey, kan? Hiks!)

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FINAL sms
Well if u feel that way im sorry for disturbing you... you have a good night, sincerly Abg F :)

AHAH! SEEE!!!! Mujur iman mek kuat! Katanya. Last², dia yang mengaku sendiri sebab dia ala² feels² macam mek malas jer nak layan dia. So dia ala² macam terasa kalah la dalam his own game. Hiks hiks! Mek sker mek sker!

Siapakah Abang F!? Chup! Sikijap! Entry nih ade dua part. 1st part pasal sms bersiri iniey - dan cara mengatasi prank calls/ smses secara classy dan jangan tunjuk yang kite nih sentap or eagerly wanting to know siapakah dia (THANKS TO YOU ABANG F! Mek ado jugak update entry kat blog! HEHEHEH mek girang!). 2nd part, citer pasal siapakah Abang F si penghantar sms bersiri itiew. Hiks!

So bahagian 1st nih, kesimpulan yang mek nak buatkan secara mudah utk dipahami semua - like, kesimpulan on HOW TO HANDLE PRANK SMS-ES (tak leh lah mek nak cakap prank calls - sebab tu ade cara lain pulak. Lain hari mek buat entry tu. Abang F, wanna be my experimentasi lagi? Hiks!)
  1. Firstly, tanya direct siapakah dia (Yooo lah! Like the 1st time dia akan mengaku dia sapa. Dah dia tahu kita blur tatau dia sapa and number phone BIARPUN familiar tapi since kite tatau, lagi la dia naik hantu nak menyakat kite, kan?! Hiks!)
  2. Melayan la lite² initially, kasik dia feels² dia hebats sebab dia tahu kita sapa, dan kita pulak tatau dia sapa. So dia akan rasa dia 1st level up dari kite - walhal dia tatau lepas nih, dia akan kena 3 levels bawah kite. Hiks!
  3. Sampai to the extend you ols dinch mampu persuade dia elok² cakap siapakah dia, mrasalah JGN MELENTING! End the chat as quickly as possible.
  4. Whatever you do, jgn show yang you ols sentap. Instead, tunjuk yang u ols malas nak layan. This way, dia pulak akan rasa sentap sebab trick dia tak menjadi! Hiks!
  5. By this time, kalau dia give up, dia akan cakap siapakah dia. Kalau dia tetap keras kepala berdegil nak play secretive dan all sad cards bagai semua, you "JUST WALK AWAY" bak kata Celine Dion... ops! Tok sah layan. You have got NOTHING to lose. Tapi menerusi kajian forensik mek (mati lah tetiber kajian forensik katanya, kan? HAHAHAH cam tak mengena tema jer! LOL!), by this time, dia akan mengalah sebab dia rasa kite malas nak layan dia, so dia akan cakap siapakah dia. In which dalam kes me, terbukti! MEK GIRANG!
So haveslah part 1 entry nih dimana mek citerkan how nak melayan prank sms-es dengan play-class katanya, kan? Hiks! Mek sker sangat. Mujur lah mek tak call dia. Or else, dia la menang. Mek jugak yang kalah! Heheheh siapa tatau abang F nih? Japs - nih mek tempekkan pic dia...

YERRR LAH! Ini lah Abang F, lakinya si Donna Joliekins, yang dua dua datang for Miss IQP 2006 hari tu kasik support kat mek tu. Mek kenal Donna like for quite sometimes now (ain't that right Woman?) dan husbandnya yang candiew itiew. OPS! Sebagaimana Donna dan laki dia sker nyakat mek, ala ala adek manja depa nih, mek pon sker nyakat Donna jugak - dengan percubaan berkali² utk merampas Abang F! Ops! Hahahahahah! Tak der lah - mlawak jer. Motif? Ko hengat mek nih hapo? Pemunsnah rumahtangga orang? Aiyoh! CHOY!

Hari tu, just last Saturday, mek jumpe Abang F (yang kini semakin segak berambut panjang ala ala buat bun pon cantik tu! Ops lagi!) dan Donna kat La Bodega apa tah kat Telawi Road Bangsar itiew, for lunch katanya. Motif nya lunch at 2.30pm?! Hahahaha late lunch la kaedahnye. Donna invited another couple - kengkawan dia jugak la. The husband also not bad! (mati la mak they read this blog! LALALALALA!)

Had tons of fun laughing and all dengan they all semua hari itiew - hey guys, me missing you alls too!!! ESPECIALLY ABANG F! Mati la mek dengan Donna lepas nih! LARIIIIIIIII PANJAT GUNUNG DINDING BERBUKIT BATU BAGAI! Hahahahaha...

Owh PS:
  • 1st: Thanks Abang F sayangku intan payungku for the final sms tadi... sweet sangat! "MISSING YOUR SMILE" katanya - MEK CAIR! Hahahahahahah mati la mek dengan Donna kejap lagi nieh!!!
  • 2nd: Donna woman! Thanks for lunch hari itiew. Untung hang noh - mek tak kedaghah banyak kat La Bodega bagai tu. Kalau idak, JENUH LA HANG nak belanja mek! LALALALALA!
  • 3rd: Kawannye si Donna and Abang F tu, that sweet couple tu, sapa tatau nama laki dia tu? MASIH ADA LAGI KE GANGGUAN SEKSUAL OLEH HADEK² MELALUI TELEPHONE!? Hahaha mek kesian kat u ols diganggu sebegitiew rupe - so in other words, what abang F did to me, wasn't that bad la, kan? Lalalalala...
This one is to my Abang F (Note: "MY" Abang F yer - ko ado!? HAHAHA) - bile nak beramas mesra dalam phone tatau!? Teringin I nak dgr your husky deep voice itiew lagik. Ops! AIYOH! MATI LA MEK! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!


Abang F (center katanya - feeling² Pemenang Miss la tu! Hiks!), flanked by moi on his left (kalau ikut susunan left Abang F, meaning, mek 2nd runner-up ley? TIDAKKKK! Hahahah motif tetiber menghoyan!? LALALA) and on Abang F's right handside is erm, sapa tatau nama Abang tu? Lupa la... hiks! Candiew also! Ops!


Donna Joliekins katanya on MY right (mrasalah mek feels² Ratu between two ORI womanz, kan!? HAHAHAH mek girang!) dan also kawannye si Donna, isterinya si Abang yang mek tatau nama tu. Mati la mek laki bini both mek tatau / tak hengat namanya depa! LALALA!





Posted at 12:01:00 am by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah



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