OK so I was supposed to do entry pasal photoshoot mek tu dulu, kan? So happens mood mek nak buat entry gathering nih mai dulu, HOW? Proceed sajork la kan? Hiks!

So anyways, sebenarnye kan - mek dah tak ingat ini Gathering ke berape? Hurmmmm - sat... Kalau ikut Zone, Gathering nih... emmm jap jap... mek nak semak balik nota nota... MATI LA buat nota kaki! HAHAHA

• 1st Gath: April 2005 (Kat Gazebo SS15 - there were 6 of us sajork - geng² pioneers! LOL!)
• 2nd Gath: November 2005 (Mek rase gath nih la yang depa buat kat Syed KJ tanpa keharidan mek dan mek terus sentap lite² katanya! HAHAHA!)
• 3rd Gath: Novemvber 2005 (Zone Utara gath - mrasalah balas dendam katanya! LOL!)
• 4th Gath: December 2005 (Zone Tengah - di Syed Bistro, KJ! Mek dragggg katanya! Mati la Baju kurung! This was like a day before me left for Bangkok!)
• 5th Gath: January 2006 (Zone Tengah again - and again di Gazebo, dan kalau dulu 6 org, mrasalah kali nih 16 org? 4 meja lebih disambung pun tak cukup katanya! Ini before mek left for Bali rasenye...)
• 6th Gath: Mach 2006 (Zone Tengah laaaaagi - mati la patutnye Zone Utara dulu katenye, alih² nan ado... Tak pa tak pa... sabaq nahhh gang² Utara!!! SABAAQ! Nanti kita buat gath nah! Hehehe)

So so gath yang baru lepas nih, the 6th la ek? Mati la mek ingat baru the 5th? LOL!!! Lepas nih mek nak buat utk geng² Utagha pulak nooohhh! (InsyaAllah end of March kot!) Hehehehe...

Ok, berbalik pada citer gath ke 6 kali nih. Memula tu nak buat kat memana ler, I mean, cafe memana ke ape ke, like usual la kan - Tapi tetiber Avang Volks kita nih sudah kasik idea dia nak buat Steam Boat dinner katanya *MATI LA MEK TELAN AIR LIUR SAJORK! So dengan buat dinner steam boat tu kat umah dia, mrasalah boleh buat skals gathering mek katanya. Tapi tu la, mek pon sebok sangat², cadangnya nak postpone buat bulan depan (April). Tapi, what the heck - dah Volks pun nak buat that dinner, so, why not la kan...

Sebab tu la mana yang mek ingat mana yang sempat mek sms, tu jer mek sempat invite. Tak per - bulan depan mek buat elok² nah, siap ade invitation card ke, invitation email ke? Mati la zaman IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA

So ape yang mek prepared? Yillleekk! Nothing - semua Volks buatkan *sweeet of him kan? Mek petang tu sajork dah flat, terus tidur bongkang tak hengatkan donia, pastu bangun terus mandi siap² shave bagai, then make up katanya! *Mekaseh make up artist mek, Dylan dan fashion consultant mek, si Marc! HAHAHAH Tapi dua dua ekoq tu kekwat nih nak  balik awal sebab ade urusan katanya - walaupun dosi invited katanya...

So siapa yang datang? Ok... tgk list kehadiran nih (macam kat skolah lak dah, kan? LOL!)

• 1. Katadah Warriors (kW) - Aiyark! THE FIRST to arrive sundal! Very the punctual katanya - HAHAH! (Ok lepas dari kW nih mek dah tak ingat dah susun atur ketibaan semua - mek dah pening! So mek pakai boh jer lah sapa yang hadir, NAH!?)
• 2. Ameer (X10)
• 3. Apek
• 4. Abang Nixx
• 5. Kak Nam (Si Kak Nap nama barunye katanya!)
• 6. Nory (berWIG nih! Mek sentap!)
• 7. Ady (lakinya si Nory)
• 8. Bonnie (makin woman tau gampang nih! CANTIK!)
• 9. Nasik
• 10. Ija (can't recall her full name - kawannye si Nasik)
• 11. 5thE
• 12. Bellerina Teoh (mrasalah 2nd time kehadirannya - mek sker!)
• 13. Ricky + 2 other friends
• 14. Volks punye 2 friends
• 15. Volks himself as host
• 16. Mek, as co-host mrangkap gueststar katanya! HAHAHA mati la mek!
• 17. Adam (Ahhhhh my Pioneer guy... heheheh! Haa yang ini mek ingat, dia lah guest terakhir katanya yang datang... hehehe)

So all in all, 20 org la jugak. Tapi dalam pic kat bawah nih, cuma ado 16. Waktu pic nih di amik, Belle, Apek, Abang Nixx dosi balik, dan Ija pulak belom sampai. EH so, Ija la LAST person to sampai kan? HAHAH memandai jer aku tuduh laling pioneer Adam aku tu last datang. HAHAHA!


Tapi mrasalah dalam pics² di bawah nih, ade jugak gambar² lain yang menarik². Mrasa!





Siapo yang diinvite yang dinch datang?

• 1. LeeZ (katanya... "Sorry u ols. Kul 12 baru mek siap cikkap. Sorry... hehe")
  
• 2. Marc dan Dylan (walaupun dahhhh datang katanya siapkan mek tapi tetap tak dapat for the dinner - cam mana ayat mek tu, paham dak? LOL!)
• 3. Neo (family dia datang umah kot? Rasenye la...)
  
• 4. Pak Nap (ABANGLONG KIEWWW!!! KEJE katanya!)
• 5. Azeem Zackerry (antara pioneer jugak tu! Ade GUEST di rums?)
• 6. Eureka (wanita pertama yang khatam blog kiew! LOL! MISSING IN ACTION!)

Tu jer kot? Siape pulak yang mek lupo nak invite... (bukan lupo - the word should be tak sempat kot? Lagi pun kang kalau mek invite satu bas kang, MRASAK kang umah Volks tu kang! Tak pa tak pa - bulan depan kita buat besaq² nah??? Hehehe)

• 1. Fiebs
• 2. Klubbkidd
• 3. Ade lagi ke mek lupo? Ade kot... mati la mek!

So anyways, upacara bermula dekat² nak pukul 9.00pm dah pong, or was it 9.30pm. Ape² pong yang penting, meja makan dipenuhi kaum² jantan dulu yer. Kami yang kaum² wanita nih semua duduk bersembang bagai dulu. HEHEHE very der traditional kenduri kendara katanya, kan? Cik tans pi makan dulu, cikpuks duduk dulu. Masalahnya, CIK TAN SANGAT KE SI RICKY TU!? *jeling kat Ricky!

During the gath nih, macam² la ado - gelak², SEDEH TGK DRAMA yang Sheila Rusli kena panah petir tu... (tapi last² semua gelak kes Minah Endon tu! LOL!), sessi snappy², sessi carut mencarut, sessi itu ini - kire happening gak lah. Sebab yer lah, buat kat dalam umah/ apartment Volks, tanpa manusia² yang tak dikenali dikiri kanan, so senang la nak pecah lobang ke ape ke, KAN? Hmmmm - mrasalah kite b uat next month's gath kat dewan sekolah tertutup! HAHAHAHAHA!

Ape² pon, tu those yang datang, bagi pihak Volks as host, dan mek as host gath tb chatters nih, kami ucapkan THANK YOU for coming u ols and memeriahkan keadaan. Memang best gath tu - walaupun Volks penat lepas tu mengemas (MATI LA AKU TERUS TIDUR KATANYA!). To those yng tak dapat datang, what can I say - maybe next time. To those yang mek lupa nak invite, TAK PA. SABAQ nah - bulan depan mek buat lain nah


So nak tgk pic² lain? Sila la ke Fotopages mek, nah? Hiks! Mrasa!!!

Yes peeps! Mek telah melarikan diri u ols! Again, ke KL katanya weekend lepas... Eh, weekend lepas ke? What I meant was, ni ha, weekend yang baru jer lepas nih... hiks!

Mek left for KL from AOR on Thursday itself, ptg. Mek nih dalam hotak, haiyoh! Banyak banget stuffs to be done. Yeap - mek ke KL bukan for fun katanya. Mek ke KL atas urusan kerej sundal! Tapi all work, no play play, makes Lea a dull slut (or should it be a dull drag queen, or hmm... a dull dq? LOL!) - so mrasalah mek made full use of all my available free time utk bersama² kengkawan; although tak semua mek sempat jumper, still, tak per - there's alllllways next time (sambil tgk calender... 9th of April? Hmmmm... )

Ok ok - so cam mana nak mula this weekend summary entry nih ek? Hehehe - ok - lets start things off by the time mek dosi sampai KL katanya.

Thursday, March 16th

X10 picked me up katanya (sweet of him... *winks*) and then straight away kiteorang ke Lot 301, heheeh - umah Volks lah, in KJ. On the way tu, sempatlah kami singgah belikkan some stuffs utk Volks for dinner, X10 too... sian Sayang mek itiew - tak makan lagi katanya. Heheeh... OPPS!

And then, kitaorang just lepak² at home, tgk Extreme Makeovers katanya (sambil belek²kan dagu dua lapis dan badan menggelebeh lite² mek nih! LOL! Mati la - katanya dosi kurus sediks, KAN!?) and then tup tap tup tap, sembang la, makan la, gelak² la, itu ini bagai, tau² dosi midnight and X10 yang originally had the intention nak just spend the nite at Volks and then esoknye tu terus ke pejabat, TETAP nak balik - sebab lupe bawak baju. Mind the "intention" la kan - sedey tau dah ade niat tapi tak der piuler dia bawakkan baju. Isk isk isk. Tak per la, walaupun berat nak let go ala² sebab kesian tgk dia yang dosi separuh ngantuqs itiew, mek tetap had to "bye bye" kan dia sebab yer la - kang kalau dia tidur sitiew, esok nye tu dia nak pi kejer ngan apo! Dah tak sepasal² dia nak kena balik umah dia pulak esok pagi tu kan. Tak per la... biarkan ajo... :)

Lepas X10 balik, Volks pun ketiduran katanya - MEK pulak keluar katanya gi jumpa si Marc and Dylan kat Cheras. Supposed nak jumpe kat umah Amanda kawan mek tu di KJ also, tapi memandagkan plannye tak jadik, mrasalah pi terus ke Cheras. Ala, dekat jer - KESAS kan ado. Hiks! Lepas jumpe² and what not, kitaorg gi makan la kejap - supper katanya. Binatang sangat itiew Marc! Dia tau mek dosi kurus siket, dia tahu mek on strict diet katanya - dan DIA TAHU mek lemah kalau tgk Tom Yam and Daging Masak Merah - THAT BITCH had to purposely goda mek and NAHHH! Mrasalah mek hentam nasi separuh with Tom Yam Campur and habiskan his daging masak merah - APA KES DIET!? Hanjeng tau Marc! U awwasss yer Marc!!!!! Hehehe...

Lepas gelebah 10 minute mencari Handphone kiew yang kupikirkan HILANG (rupe² dalam kereta... tak bawak turun pun hp tu! LOL!) - baru mek kepulangan direct ke 301 and then terus SELAYASSSSS tidur katanya! Hehehehe...

Friday, March 17th

Mek bangun² sajork dari ketidurans, Volksie sudah berams ke office katanya. Haram mek tak sedaq pong bile dia kuar (bukan tu ke the usual case, Volks? Kalau me tidur at your place, PERNAH KE SEKALI PON me sedar bile u gi office? Hehehehe...). Mek sedar at 8.20am, when X10 mek sms mek and woke me up - apparently terkejutkan mek sebenarnye as my hp was really sebelah telinga mek katanya. Yer lah - mek takut selayas tidur tak sedarkan diri, so mek setkan lah alarm kat hp mek tu and tidurkan diri mek sebelah hp mek tu - sah² katanya mek ado appointment kat Air Asia KLIA nak collect summary sales report ape ke bende tah lah. Alih² tersedar bunyi lagu "Naughty Girl - Beyonce", bunyik Msg masuk hp ler tu. Hehehe - "Naught Girl" lagu favorite X10 mek, kannnn Yang kan kan kan??? Hehehe

So lepas terguling tergolek tertunggik tertonggek atas katil, berbalas sms bagai dengan X10, mek bangun dan siap² kan diri katanya. Brani mampos nih! Like, mek ado 2, 3 meetings today - dan MEK PAKAI palazo/ pario ek? Ape tah la kain seluar mek belik kat Bali tu, yang warna putih itiew, yang see-through itiew, NAH!!! APE KES!!?!?! Amboi amboi ambooiiiiii... kat KL brani nih! Cuba kat Aloq Staq. Bukannye tak brani - cuma malas! Mek pakai cam tu pi bayar bills pon, org pandang serupa mek nih org gila yang jalan BOGEL tepi jalan tau! Hanjs sangat. Walhal in KL, tak der lah sangat. Well ade tu ade la jugak tapi tak kisah sangat, KAN!? LOL! Lepas tu, mek sentap! Janji nak ade appointment kat KLIA - alih² org yang nak mek jumpa tu katanya NAN ADO! Fookey tau! Dahhh mek kena resched for another appointment on the 10th! Hanjeng sangat! Tapi tak per, mek SUKE sebab I don't have to like go alllllll the way to KLIA for that stewpid meeting kan. Terus mek pusing² KL katanya - sementara nak tunggu 12noon - ado lunchie date with X10 and Volksie.

So mek pong pi loooorrr pusing² KLCC la, jumpe Amanda and Eva kat Aseana, sempat jumpe Rizzchoria Hanstata, Miss Antigua and Barbuda? Ke Barbados tatau!? Tah - mek tak tau laaa Miss Miss dari negara² terpencil nih! Opps! And sempat jumpe Kak Larra Allyssa Aziz katanya kejap sebelum dia gi meeting - hmmm sape kah lagi ek mek jumpe? Owh yes - mek jumpa Amy Banir, Qahar (SENTAP tgk rambut skarang - cam SIAL cantiknye skarang! Urghh! MEK TENSI! Hahaha!) and sempat also mek jumpa 2006's MISS WILAYAH katanya! Mek sujud! Hehehehe...

Selain daripada itiew (over lah penggunaan ayat skema!), mek sempat pi shopping katanya... shopping apo? Adeeee lahhhh, hahahaha...! And then by 12vish siket, X10 datang - and sementara tunggu Volksie, dia temankan Babynye nih gi shopping (baby katanya! MATI LA AKU dipukul direjam hempuk lepas nih - OPPS!). And then Volks tibe, terus kiteorang ke Signature (which was known to me as Scotts Picnic dulu, kan...) level 4 itiew. Aiyoh! Sentap! Ramai orang sundal! Well, what do u expect, FRIDAY, noon, KAN!? Hahaha...

So anyways after lunchies, after Volks kepulangan bebals office dia, lepas X10 mek pong balik office dia (Sob! Sob!) mek pong bawak diri mek ke B2 katanya. Heheheh. Drove off to PWTC for Matta Fair. Hanjs tau booth comp. mek -  bukan pasal tak ramai. Ramai org. Cuma staffs mek - SEDEH LAH! Sedeh dari segi ape? Ermmm - PENAMPILAN! Mau jer mek sound tapi since depa busy layan menusia², mek pong - ABAIKAN sajork. Mek busy² pi sokseksoksek booths agencies lain katanya. Yer la, SPY katanya. Hiks! Tu ke keje Manager? LOL!!!

Dan selepas 1/2 jam di PWTC (minus the 10 minutes nak carik parking - minus the last 5 minutes carik kerete balik nak kuar) - so technically mek dok dalam hall tu 15 minutes sajork - SCANNING THROUGH katanya - hanjeng kan? HAHAH Mek pun terus berambus balik! Kuase lah aku duduk lelama. Tunjuk muka, skadar CUKUP SYARAT dah ler! LOL! Mek terus gi jumpa Marc and Dylan - kat JENNY! Opps! Motif pi kedai Wig si Jenny kat Pandan Jaya itiew!?!??!!?!? Hehehe - motifnya, BELI WIG la sundal! Takkan nak makan ROJAK kot kat kedai Jenny!? Hanjs sangat! LOL!

Dan setelah penat memilih wig yang mek berkenan (mek dah jumpe yang mek tasty, TAPI LAST PIECE katanya - dinch ahh amik bende yang dosi lama digantung katanya kan) mek terus pilih yang satu nih - Marc and Dylan seemed to like it katanya LAIN dari my previous² stylos wigs katanya. Mek pon, OK SAJORK!

So lepas tu, mek balik umah family mek kat Subang Jaya tu sat - nak pick up some stuffs and check umah tu la kan, (bukan Aprtment mek kat USJ tu tau - tu dosi jual dah!) - lepas tu mek ke umah auntie mek which is like couple of blocks away sajork - pi lepak² dengan auntie mek tu sat, and then ptg, mek terus ke umah Marc. Ade photoshoot session katanya! What photoshoot? Nanti mek buat entry SPECIAL utk kes tu nah! HAHAHA! But for now, MRASALAH preview katanya! LOL!


So anyways, selepas photoshoot, mek gi jumpa Nory and Adi hubby dia kat Ciksit katanya - Volks drove me la kan of course. Jumpa tak sampai 5 minit, terus blah. BLAH ke mana katanya? Ke LOTUS. Hehehe...

Tapi sebelum tu, mek lintas hormat juger kat depan BB - jumpa la the famous showgirl, Viviana Lorenzo Komunichi katanya yang tgh keluar kereta dan siap² nak masuk BB utk buat show. Terdetik hati nih nak masuk BB also tapi malas la - TAKUT pon ade. Yer la kan, you know, with the CASE? Tak brani la mek. Lepak² gelak² japs kat kereta dengan si Kie, EH, Viviana itiew, then terus mek beransur pergi. LAHANAT tul Kie - gelak punye kuat, jerits², satu BB pandang tau! Dari org tak prasan/ tak sedar kewujudan mek kat situ, thanks to his Speaker Voice, TERUS org pandang - MATI LA "SAPA TU? LADY KE? AWAT DIA GEMUK!" Hahahaha... Mati la depa tak mengikuti perkembangan BERAT BADAN mek! LOL!

So lepas tu pi jumpa Nory ngan Adi kat Ciksit japs, and then pi la kami ke Lotus - aiyoh! RAMAINYE menusia! Mek terus gabra japs. Yer la ... LAMPU PUTIH SUNDAL! Hahaha - mati la make up mek chucky! Hehehe. Duduk lah kami berbual minum bagai - dan later di joinnerina oleh LeeZ dan Neo. Kitaorang lepak², CTT (carut terang terangan - tu LeeZ ngan mek jer lah - TAK HABIS HABIS, kan!? Hahaha! - Antara carutan LeeZ secara direct "WAHHH Short skirt la kaedahnye. Bila gemuk, pandai pulak berbaju kurung bagai. Dah kurus nih, pandainya dia expose² kaki bagai katanya..." Hahahah! LeeZ... LeeZ! TETAP! Hahaha! ) and gelak² minum² bagai, lepas tu kitaorang balik katanya! Hehehe *jeling kat LeeZ! Mati la mek tak tahu cam mana nak cerita! LOL!

Owh before balik, Volks and mek sempat singgah Tasek Famous itiew - tasik ape? HEHEHE itieeewww TTP itiew! (Taman Tasik Permaisuri) Jumpe lah Mak Ayam besaq si Ricky and the geng - SEMPAT MEK MENGGILAKAN diri kat situ. Sah sah mek dah tingtong penat dan mengantuk (MOTIF PENAT? Yer la - gila! Brapa lama mek dah tak drag lelama cam tu!). And then mek baliks dengan Volks dan tidur terus nih!!! Dah tak hengat donia!

Saturday, March 18th

YER! Mek bangun sedikit terlewat utk my morning meeeting at 9am kat Mont Kiara katanya! Menggelabah mek! Dah tu, kereta pulak buat hal *pandang² jeling² kat Volks! HAHAHA - dan finally mek managed to sampai Mont Kiara like 1/2 hour late. Mati la mek pecah lobang depan Dato' and Datin mek tu - clients mek yang akan ke Istanbul this April. Hahaha - met Puteera70, PA si Dato' tu, together lah with Dato' and Datin utk meeting pasal trip depa tu. And then lepas Dato' and Datin balik, had breakfast dengan si Puteera Zack itiew kat Mc D katanya dan lepak² with him, talked a few business deals and what not - lepas tu mek beransur to another meeting katanya at Damansara pulak. HAIYOH! VERY der busy day - sampai mek tak sempat nak ke Engy dengan si Volks and 5thE - SENTAP sangat! RESCHED!!!!!

By the time mek habis segala bagai meeting, and what not, it was around 3.30pm kot - mek was FLAT gile² by that time. Sampai umah Volks, terus terbabas tidur while Volks keluar gi beli some stuffs utk Steam Boat dinner malam tu. Mek sedar², Marc and Dylan dosi sampai ke 301 utk siapkan mek katanya. And by the time mek siap, bermula la entry "STEAM BOAT DINNER AT 301" a.k.a Gathering chatters/ blog readers mek di umah Volks (YER - entry pasal dinner/ gath nih, WITH PICS, akan datang yer - selepas mek buat entry photoshoot itiew, yer! Hiks!) Dan as usual, for now - mrasalah PREVIEW!


Dan kaedahnye, the one thing yang memang mek nak buat during the gath would be this... hehehe POSE TIGER - 2 years after the original pose katanya... hiks!



Dan sementara nak tunggu time cabut wig, bulu mata pelesu dan jugak cuci make up, mrasalah mek snappy² pics puas² dulu, KAN? Bukannye slalu katanya! LOL!



And so, by the time habis the gath, dah semua guests pulang, it was 2am plus.

Sunday, March 19th

Tidur ala² lite² sajork, and by 5am mek di hantar ke KLIA oleh Volks. Yer lor, nak catch the 7.45am flight back to AOR maaaaa... that's the ONLY available flight katanya for today. So nak tak nak, terpaksa lor. Sampai² KLIA, mek gi amik ticket mek, ade lah drama sikit kat ticketing office tu. Boleh? Mek supposed to collect the ticket 1 1/2 hour before departure. Departure, 7.45am. So mek kena collect the ticket, 6.15am. Mek sampai kat ticketing office, 6.05am (Thanks to Volks yang drive cam pelesit utk sampai cepat ke KLIA - tapi tak leh lawan record dia buat in 2003 - dia penah sent mek ke KLIA for flight, Kelana Jaya - KLIA - 30minutes, boleh? LOL! So tadik pagi tu, he took 30minutes also - tak mampu nak jadikkan 25minutes! LOL! - Thanks anyways Volks, u're a darl!) So anyways, mek sampai 6.05am - amik number, queued, alih² by the time number mek naik, dosi 6.30am. Dia (ticketing officer tu) mula la potpet potpet potpet ngan mek. Mek yang tak cukup tidur, muka toya dan feeling grumpy nih, MULA LA NAK HAPSET! Babis sangat! Mek caruts balik sesuka hati mak bapak aku, last² dapat gak beli ticket. OVER LA pompuan tu! Mau jer mek ketuk muka dia - MUJUR ade counter yang menghalang - kalau idak, NA-AS dia! Hahahahah!

And lepas tu, picked up my bags dalam kete, said "Bye Bye" kat Volks and what not - mek terus gi isap rokok japs, had breakfast siket (GILA cekik darah nak mampus restoren ape tah - Nagi lemak RM7.50! MAMPOS!!!! Hahaha!), and lepas tu terus check-in, and terus masuk and proceeded ke departure hall. Had another ciggie kat smoking lounge and then terus boarded the flight - YERRR! Business Class fulll! So no Golden Lounge katanya! HAHAHA! Naik jer flight, mek dah tak hengat ape dah - TIDUR SUNDALLLLLL!!!!! Tau tau dosi sampai AOR and was picked up by mummy dearie - and sampai sajork umah, mek TIDUR and TIDUR and TIDURRRRRRRR! Puasnya tidur! Hehehehe...

So itu lah dia - summary weekend mek di KL. Nantikan entry seterusnya - pasal kesah Photoshoot mek di Studio milik MD (Marc and Dylan - hehehe) and then entry citer pasal the Gathering tu - Nak ikutnya, mek nak buat gathering Utara dulu - alih², gathering ke-5 zone Tengah dibuat dulu - cam mana?! HEHEHEHEHE!...

So ok la - NANTI kan yerrrr entry² seterusnya, kesinambungan kepada entry nih. Hehehe - kesinambungan ke, atau entry² pelengkap kepada entry nih? Heheh - tah la. Whatever, janji - NANTIKAN! Heheheh...



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Yes... some people, can you know. Can I mean, some people can you know,  memperguna-alatkan cinta tulus ikhlas setia kita itiew. And when that happens, when we get to find out about it, haiii - end of the world katanya! Feels like tiada esok bagi diri ku ini lagi - like, THAT'S IT! Hiks!

Memperalatkan someone, and cinta yang hadir dari nya, adalah sesuatuh yang, how should I say, unacceptable? Keji sangat kan - like, one party separuh nyawa cinta menghoyan kat the other person - tuptup, dapat tau, alahai - dirinya hanyalah bahan gunaan sajork. I mean, how sickening life can get bile kita get to that stage, kan? Macam - tah la. Mek paham u ols. And I do mean, I UNDERSTAND how it feels like.

Tapi di sini bukanlah dengan niat nak mek bangkitkan issue men using ladies specifically ya. Jgn salah anggap nah entry kiew ini! Kupasasan kali ini, it's like, more like, cam mana ek, general? Biasalah - these days, bukan skadar lelaki gunakan perempuan dan cintanya; ade gak pompuan yang have no hati perut, gunakan cinta dari seorang lelaki. Haiyak... memacam la, kan?

Most of the time when we come accross (ish - is it across or accross ek? Mati la mek!) these situations kan, I mean, this 'Dipergunakan' situation - pernah tak pikir, WHY? Nah - waktu tu tak der masanya nak pikir WHY and kenapa si dia SANGGUP buat cam tu. Tapi when bende nih dah lepas beberapa ketika, bila u're no longer in the DQ-ness mode, when you're OK already - or, most of the time, when bende nih jadi pada org lain, THEN only you get the chance to really think - "Why ekkk si A tu used si B tu? Kesiannye si B tu - cinta sparuh nak mampos nih, feeling²kan ingat kan cinta - ruponyo, ADO? NAN DO! Tapi why ek? Why A sanggup buat cam tu ek? Apekah motif si A itiew?" Haaa yes - dalam entry nih la mek sama² nak kita semua go through these points yang mek dapat collect waktu kat pejabat tadi. Dalam tgh dok busy² tu, mek teringatkan kawan mek sorang nih.

Kan mek cakap dalam this entry, no specifikasion yer - bukan mek tujukan pada sesiape in particular. Cuma now, mek nak gunakan my friend (aiyoh! GUNAKAN lagik! Hehehehe) nih punye masalah as an example, cam gitiew sajork.

She (YES - its a SHE - pure SHE nah!) sebelum nih ado la keluar with this one guy. Memang melerts - gorjes gile! And for a moment there I thought it was like... "Haiii *sigh* Love all... match made in heaven katanya". Everything went smoothly until one day she came to realize that she's been used by this guy nih la, by the name of Ali. Hehehe - nama punnnn nak guna as contoh, ALI katanya! Kot la Ahmad ke, Awang ke... hiks! Nih ALI nih. Habis contoh nama utk kawan mek ape? SENAH!? Hahahaha! Tak lah - mek tannak guna Senah. Mek nak gunakan, Joyah, can ah? LOL!

Ok ok berbalik pada topic si Joyah digunakan Ali nih. Mek tak der lah nak bincang dengan si Joyah nih. Yer - dia dah mula nak ok dah tu, kang mek pi discuss, nangisss lagik katanya. So I pun pikir lah alone tadik kat office - sambil piki² tu sambil buat keje and sambil² tu, mek ingat balik tentang perhubungan antara si Ali ngan si Joyah tu. Mek start to think, kenapasal ek si Ali tu nak gunakan si Joyah, hurmmmm...

And after like couple of hours berpikiran, dan ber YM ngan si Joyah, just to ala² clarify stuffs, kan... mek dapat simpulkan, technically, Ali used Joyah for these few reasons. (Some of the reasons memang Ali gunakan utk gunakan Joyah - but the rest, mek cakap in terms of general la ek...)

• Ali is a GAY. Boleh!? So in order nak coverline and cakap kata dia nih straight, mrasalah dia coverline dengan si Joyah. Cintan cintun bagai. And for all we know, si Ali langsung tak bernapsu kat si Joyah. Kesiannn Joyah. Dah la dia ingatkan Ali tu straight, aiyoh! Tau tau bengkok also - HOW!? *In genaral pulak, some ppl, regardless men ke women ke, diaorang gunakan cinta dan org yang kononnye dicintainya itiew sebagai alasan to hide their true identity. Some ladies, cam, dah nak masuk alam Andartu - takkan nak go about around town letting ppl notice that dia dah la Andartu, dah tu - nan ado anyone to go out with. So at least kalau dia kuar ngan memana jantan, pretending dia sayang cintan mabuk kehape ke, at least org just cakap... "Ahhh - si Milah tu, dia memang ade pasangan/ pilihan hati - cuma jodoh belom mai kot utk dia kawen ngan si Ah Tock tu kot... kan?" Get what I mean tak? Using love and the person, as somewhat, something, macam, nak alihkan perhatian org or divert pendapat org tentang something...

• Ali keluar/ bercintan cintu dengan Joyah demi family. Kaedahnye, family Joyah and family Ali - rapat and then, diaorang nak Joyah and Ali to kawin/ get together ke ape ke. So Ali, being gay - terpaksa lah layan kerenah family, and so layan lah si Joyah - so in other words, Ali gunakan Joyah dan cintanya utk puaskan hati family dia - walhal, hati Joyah, dosi koyak ghabak dah! *In general kan, kes cam nih mek nampak selalu jadik. Kerana family, maruah family la apa la, ade tau some men or women sanggu guna/ setupkan org lain. Tu kalau tak kawin (i.e the partner dapat tau yang the other party was just merely using him / her tu sebelum terlajak kawin) tak per lah - INI kes ade yang some dosi kawin, PUNNN tak tau nih dirinya diperalatkan - HAIYAK - naya jer. Dah la hang puaskan hati family hang semata² itiew, sanggup abaikan what YOU want and further more, you USED org yang tak bersalah - haiii, apa laaa nasib!

• Ali hadapkan duit Joyah - AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ini selalu sundal! SANGAT² selalu! Tapi tak jugak lelaki yang selalu hadapkan duit perempuan - normally it's the other way round. Dan ini antara sebab²/ alasan² yang mek feel VERY der keji sekal! Materialistic org cakap ek? Yer ke? I mean - ish - tah la. Manusia jenis hape yang nak kat org tu, gunakan org tu and cintanya, utk kait untung dan bolot duit/ harta org tu? Mek rase itu org jenis tak berhati perut! VERY DER! Why, cannot work on your own to get what you want? You have to like kata "I LOVE YOU SAYANG" walhal sebenarnye... "I LOVE YOU - NOT. Your money - YES" kaedahnye, kan?! Tapi dalam contoh kes, Ali tak der la hadapkan duit Joyah pong. Heheheheeh. Ini just another general example... hiks!

• "Ali gunakan I utk ratah tubuh I - tu jer..." BINATANG SANGAT ALI tu kan! Haaa ini kes mek sentap! Gunakan cinta dan org tu semata² kerna sex! Kalau contoh Ali gunakan Joyah sebab sex, mek bukan skadar marah Ali - JOYAH pong sama. Yang pi dok layan tu pasai pa? GETEK SANGAT? Tapi yer la - you cannot blame Joyah sangat, can you? KATANYA CINTA kat si Ali - sanggup nih gadai badan, KAN? I mean, get real lah - these days, memang cam tu. "I lap you, you lap me. I give my body, you take - because I lap u..." KAN!? Betul dak u ols? And plus - THIS alasan, this, he/she used me for sex nih - MEMANG the paling the kejiest, KAN? Eeee - unacceptable!!! Mek tak leh terima! Mek bantah! I saman u - see you in court! *sambil betulkan spec mata hitam persis Saloma punye... hehehe...

Dan last kali... DAN LAIN LAIN kepentingan katanya. Macam² lagi la kalau kita leh tgk, reasons why some ppl sanggup gunakan org dan cinta org tu utk kepentingan diri sendiri. Antaranya yang lain, (which mek wont huraikan sebab mek dosi ngantuks sundal! It's 2:01am dos!)...

• Gunakan org/ cinta demi kepentingan Business: Ade kannn org gunakan cinta/ org utk kepentingan business? CHUP! Mek dinch gunakan org/ cinta utk memajukan business travel agency mek nah! ADDINCH! Hehehe...
• "Kerana kepentingan Politic, I sanggup gunakan org/ cinta": Ah yes - eh, ade ke?
• Personal reasons: Haaa - nih selalu kan. "Ha - kenapa dia gunakan u ols? Sebab utk kepentingan peribadi dia la - sikitkalau mek korek, dia jawab... 'Ade lerrrr' - So tu, peribadi la kan?" <- hahah! Mati la aku dah mula merepek!

Secara kesimpulannya, I must say, teknik guna²kan org dan cintanya pada u ols, utk, for whatever reasons sekali pun, biar pun u ols nak argue cakap, "I gunakan si dia utk kepentingan bersama - tak der nye I gunakan dia utk kepentingan sendiri" - ADDINCH! Mek tak mo argue cam tu sebab bagi mek, guna utk kebaikkan ke, kejahatan ke, GUNA is TETAP GUNA!

Sekian...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hehehe...

DISCLAIMER: Harap memaklumi nah! Entry nih NAN ADO kaitan dengan sapo². Tapi, kalau terasa,... mek no komen u ols! Sapa suruh makan cabai!? *mati la mek nanti kena maki "LU CIBAI LA LEA! ENTRY LU NIH GUA TRASA BEB!" - hahaha so sebelum mek kena - LETS! LARIIII!!!! Hehehehe...




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Tah kenape tetiber giler ke hapo mek nak buat entry tunjuk bilik pejabat mek. Hiks! Semak nak mampos - nih tatkala hari² semak. Hari² bersih, ade la jugak... like... 3 or 4 days, in... a... MONTH!? LOL!!!




Mrasalah - 10 things yang WAJIB ado ataih meja office mek! Hiks!

1. Notebook mek: Nampak dak yang warna cekelat tu - ehhehehee. Pemberian seseorang yang MISTERI katanya sampai hari nih mek masih tak tau SAPO! Tapi baguih gak - mek leh buat it as my notebook. Hehehe...
2. ROKOK! Itu wajib jer! Tak der rokok, tak leh jadik keje aku nih ha!
3. CALCULATOR yang besaq gedabak tu. Biasa lah - nak kire package price lah, commission mek lah, itu ini. Hiks!
4. HP - tgh² bohsan, leh call BELL! OPPSS!!!
5. Wayar itu cable USB digital camera mek - TAK LEH TAK DER tu! MESTI ADO!
6. Desktop Calender / Organizer - WAJIB sundal! Mek nak tulis pa per bende penting - TULIS² pong, TETAP ado jugak yang aku lupo! LOL!
7. Air bekal - KALAU tak bawak air herbal life, mesti kena ade mineral water or Orange Juice FRESHLY squeezed yer! Hiks!
8. Pembakar wangian lilin tu... hehehe habuan nak kasik hilang bau rokok!
9. Remote control air cond - TIME² mek panas nak mampos, KALAU bende tu tak dapat kulihat atas meja mek, MEK DQ terus!
10. 9 bende jer, cukup tak? Dah cannot think of the 10th item! LOL!



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Sudah sekian lama me never do this weekly summary, KAN? Walaupun hampir tercalon dalam ENTRY TIDAK PERLU dalam Golden Blog Awards di blogdrive si Ginger de la Loca itiew (EH - ke memang tercalon pong dan mek dinch hui? HAHA!) tapi mek TETAP rasa entry summary ini perlu yer for those yang tak online during the weekends, senang, diaorang just use this entry dan leh nengok entry² yang dosi published during the weekend, KAN? Hehehehe - ok - tampa membuang masa yer, mrasalah;

• Birthday Shoutouts!
• Uncontactable during Standby / Call Ups, Reporting Sick, MIA.
• Getting back together - Will it still be the same?
• Miss Malaysia
• Members Area - coming soon
• New Features...

Enjoy!!! Jgn lupo komeng², NAH!? Heheheh - thankzzzaaa!!!! :)


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Today - March 13th, 2006 - mek nak buat birthday shoutouts! Mek nak buat kat 2 org - seorang yang mek kenal lama dos since ... since ... since bila tatau? School years? Hahahah - dan sorang lagi, mek dinch la kenal pong, tapi wife dia bloggers also and apparently baru habaq mai kat cek yang hari nih birthday laki kitaorang - EH, laki dia -OPPS! HAHAHAHA!

To Zafri (Note: Bukan nama sebenar katanya! HAHAHA!) : Happy Birthday darl! Yang ke beraps tatau? 31st ek? Hurmmm - kalau betoi, tak pa la u ols. U ols dinch ah nampak kertu pong. Age is just another number, bak kata Miss Isis Natasya itiew pondan mematikan kehidupan seekor burung yang disumbatkan dalam mulutnya gara² shownya di MTC! LOL! Anyways Abang Zafri, hope you'll have a blast during ur birthday (eventhough it falls on Monday la kaedahnye kan, pity you... hiks!) and remember that me and the rest of your AOR friends loves you a lot and  only wants nothing more than happiness in your life! May God Bless!

And to Abang Faizal (or is it Faisal? Hurmmm - mati la mek kena pukul ngan madu mek si Joliekins itiew for not remembering our hubby's name - AIYOH! BRANI MAMPOS AKU KAN!? Kenal pong idak, dosi mengaku MADU! LOL!) : May you God Bless you, and your family (YER YER with Joliekin tu also!) and have a great birthday! Guess what darl? You're another year older, making you another year wiser and lebih, erm, handsome! Tasty la stock² abang² LS cam gini! Nyesalnye mek dinch kenal dia time flying dulu! Mek joined '99 dan dia resigned '96 katanya! Mek hapset! Hahahaha!!!








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I was goin' through my blog archive, specifically tang part entries under the category during my flyin' years itiew. I must say - almost every entry mek write kan musti ade dapat sambutan; be it yang serious merious ke, or yang gila² lawak bodoh ke ape ke - whatever it was, tetap dapat sambutan. And since mek dosi lama tak tulis about anything regarding the airline and my experiences in 'em, mek rase, adalah lebih baik mek cuba kupaihkan something yang jarang org nak bangkitkan - issue kasik alasan from going for that particular flight - or kalau dah teruk siket, giving excuses why tak pergi langsung for the flight eventhough rostered for it. Hiks!

Life as a cabin crew, memang tak leh lari from giving EXCUSES. Hiks! One thing kita / kami cannot do is to give excuses to passengers. But on thing we CAN do is giving excuses kepada org office i.e Duty Officers or Fleet Admin! LOL!!! Cabin crew, agree dak ngan mek!?

No matter how baik and berdisplin u ols semua are/ were with the National Airline that feeds you every month katanya, kan, STILL, mesti ade gak kes KASIK EXCUSE kat duty² officers nih. And giving excuses nih selalunya la kan berlaku during Standby time / Duty Call Ups in which you ols were uncontactable; or giving excuses waktu reporting sick 6 hours before flight in which u ols bukannye demam or sakit betul pun, hence bukannye ade serial number of the medical cert. pong since you don't even have the mc in the first place pun!; or in worst case, kasik alasan WHY u ols MIA (Missing In Action) for a particular flight.

UNCONTACTABLE DURING STANDBY/ CALL UPS
Sebelum mek go into details of those excuses - mrasalah mek citer siket; APO bendo Standby nih??? Cam gini. Dalam sebulan, kita dosi dapat duty roster itiew, kan? Mrasalah in one duty roster, sekuwang² - eh, sekurang²nyo ado 4 days of Standby period of max 8 hours. If u're lucky, you won't get any standby period. Tapi MOST of the time, you do. Timenya selalu, (crew yang masih online, help me out here. Mek dosi lupa dah!) 8am to 4pm, 3pm to 11pm, 6pm to 2am, 3am to 11am and etc. Ade lagik kot time² slot wide body yang pelik², mek pong dah tak hengat sebab kalau ade standby period dalam my roster, awal² either mek swap mutual or pi request for flight awal². Senang.

So, kena buat ape during this standby period? Well - you're supposed to stay in at home, duduk elok² diam² sebelah phone tu, tunggu la office call ke idak, kot² nak kena gantikan crew memana yang MC ke, ape ke - kire replace crew lor. Paham kan? Tapi masalahnya, LARAT ke nak duduk umah 8 jam sundal and do nothing!? Mrasalah my first two years jer mek rajin duduk baik² diam² kat umah - lelepas tu, NAN ADO katanya. Kejap standby kat Subang Parade la, kejap kat Pyramid lah, kejap kat umah kawan lah, kejap kat situ kejap kat sini - by the time mek dosi bergelar senior, DAH BERSTANDBY KAT MIDVALLEY katanya! Hanjeng sangat.

At first dioarang (the office people lor) require you to submit ur fixed-line house number - tapi lepas tu mek tukaq pi mobile phone, sebab semua orang dok tukaq - so mrasalah mek pon tukaq. Larat laaa nak duduk terperap 8 jam kat umah semata² standby guna house phone. Sama gak - kasik jer mobile number, nah - lagi senang. I can go anywhere and anytime during the standby period. DAN di situ lah crew mula buat jahat katanya! Dan diberi kebebasan guna mobile phone, MRASALAH OFF HP katanya kalau office call! (NOW u know where I got the idea of alwayyyyss off hp bile DQ, kan!? HAHAHA mrasalah kalau tgk kat phone tu... "Office1" or "Office2" or "Office3" numbers keluar, TERUS DQ NIH! Off HP TERUS! Hahahahah!) Dan di situ lah crew mula kasik excuses bile UNCONTACTATBLE DURING STANDBY CALL UPS...

Crew nih semua kuat propah tau bile kasik excuse kalau ditangkap uncontactable during standby/ call ups! Hanjs tau! Dengan² mek pong terpedaya. (Hahahaha! Mek JARANG tau tapi ade lah once or twice, tapi terlepas also dari hukuman berat katanya! LOL!) Antara 3 propahan kuat dari crew² nih would be...

1. HP on silent mode - dinch kedengaran katanya - Hanjeng sangat alasan nih tau! Dah tau standby period, lagi mau silent! Dah la tu, kalau 4 hari uncontactable, aiyoh - meaning, 4 hari lah silent hp!? HAHAHAH well mati la mek - at least dia silent, dan mek, OFF TERUS? How? LOL!
2. "Tah la! My HP tu gila tau! Asal nak jawab call jer, dia off. Asal nak jawab jer, OFF. I pun tensi!" - Hahahahah! Whatttt la Grandmother story mek kasik. Tapi mujur the Duty Officer/ Fleet Admin mek percayakan mek. So mek just tulis explaination letter sajork. Ini sajork alasan yang mek pernah kasik. Sebab waktu tu mek standby kat Midvalley katanya - CONFIRM tak sempat sundal kalau nak balik Subang and get ready for last minute call up.
3. Tertidur mampos! So tak prasan ade call masuk pon - Ini mek ade dgr gak crew guna alasan nih. Tidur mati katanya, langsung tak dgr pa per. Mati la mati la dia! kalau umah dia terbakar ke ape ke - TU PUN TAK SEDAR KOT? Alasan nih mampu dibeli duty office tu kalau ur standby time waktu pepagi butos tu. Memang time² tu kalau standby, alahai - sodapnyo tidoq! Thus, MALAS nye nak jawab phone time² itiew, KAN!?

REPORTING SICK
Moving on to the next subject - REPORTING SICK when you're not sick... actually! LOL! Crew kalau nak tau (some of them) cukup terra nihhh berlakon dalam phone nih waktu doin' this act! Antaranya, heheheh - yang dok berbloggin' nih lah! LOL! Kadang kala nya tu memang sick, tapi most of the time - tak sick pon direportnya sick for certain sickening flights.

ANTARANYA, MADRAS flight! Haiyoh! Itu FWMC! (Flight Wajib MC!) LOL! Donno la now, how la keadaan MAA (Madras) flights, tapi waktu mek dok fly dulu, hish! MELUAT aku tau buat flight tu! TENSI! Dah la allowance siket cinonet, flightnye pulak - mak aihhh! SEEDDDEEHHH!!! So banyak lah crew yang akan meng'sakit'kan diri mereks for the flight. And usually, SOP (Standard Operating Procedures) menyatakan bahawasanya, nak report sick, minimum 6 hours before reporting time. EH, was it 6 hours before pick up time? Hmmmm - again! Crew members yang masih online in the airline, dan sedang membaca blog entry nih - HELP ME OUT! 6 hours before reporting or 6 hours before pick up time ek? Hehehehe mek kertu dos. LUPO!

So anyways, kalau mek dah rostered for the flight, ie. contohnya, MAA flight, dan mek FEELING² MALAS nak gi flight itiew, and it's like more than 6 hours before, mrasalah mek report sick sajork. Kalau mampu go and get MC, mek senang citer lah. Ini kes mek dinch dapat MC tapi getek pi report sick - mrasalah bohong sunat katanya! HAHAHA. Here, in this issue, theres not so much of excuses nak kasik pon, except...

"Ahuk ahuk (BATUK TU! Dan suara a bit sengau kekonon selsema dan batuk katanya - DEMAM! LOL!), Encik... My name is (so and so la kan) and I call nak report sick for flight... Ahuk ahuk!" Cam gitu ke bunyinye batuk? AHUK AHUK? Ape ape jer la - janji msg delivered. LOL! And so bermula la lakonan mantap!

Ahaaaa actually, kes reporting sick nih (which is VERY famous among crew members) - the only time nak kena EXPLAIN and give EXCUSES, waktu u ols dinch dapat MC but still tak mampu nak go for flight, kan? Mrasalah kalau sakit sunggoh, takkan la doctor tu buta peghot tak kasik mc kot, KAN? Nih kes tak sakit tapi NAK sangat sakit - ha - mrasalah merapat sembah menjunjung kasih bila dipanggil ke office and kasik explain why tak submit MC. Antara top 3 alasan²nya, ialah...

1. I lost my MC - duh!? Nih selalu la sangat bila dah sah² nan ado Medical cert, NAK HILANG APONYO!? Kalau u're conviencing enuff, they'll buy it. If not, jengjejeng! MRASA!
2. Er... ade ke lagi 2 alasans? HAHAHAHAHA Mek rasa alasan number 1 tu jer la yang will always be the only alasan for not having the MC! Sebab it's either you have the MC, or u don't. Tu jer. And kalau don't have, HILANG jer lah alasannye, KAN!?

MISSING IN ACTION FOR FLIGHT
Dan point diskusi terakhir kita hari ni - MIA for flight - which mek NEVER la in recorded working history pernah buat MIA for flights nih. Eeeee... simpang la! It's like, the mother of all anjengs bak kata Mirch! (MoaA - eh, was it MoA, Mother of Anjeng? Hmmmm). Pun begitu yer Tuan² dan Puan², ADO gak crew yang MIA for flights, and later, terus MIA from the airline. Blah cam gitu jer. Tapi those yang hanya MIA for flights, selalunye ade lah reason² munasabah jugak. MIA for flights nih, cam ni. Dia dah rostered for a particular flight, tapi show up nyo, NAN ADO katanya! EH WAIT, MEK PERNAH LAH! Sekali!

Mek ingat lagik! Time tu dengan arwah kawan mek, Edan, Kiefancy, and some others bebudak KJ. Girls, REMEMBER, 1st December, 2003 girls? I was supposed to go to OSAKA, remember? And where were we time tu!? We were at BANGSAR TELAWI mamaks, in drag, REMEMBER? LOL!

Kesahnya cam ginik. Purely it wasn't my fault, although nampaknya memang lah salah mek tapi salah nye adelah mek overlooked my duty roster. Cam giniii... I was rostered for MH brapa tah to Osaka, 1st December, 2003. Reporting time was 0010hrs Dec 1, 2003. Meaning, my pick up was? CORRECTO DE BINGGO! Pick up mek was some malam NOVEMBER 30th, which mek overlooked. MEK INGATKAN my reporting time was Dec. 1st, at 12.10am. Still tak paham? Betul lah... 12.10am on the 1st Dec. MEK INGAT 1st December MIDNIGHT tu was my flight - meaning pick up 1st December and flight was 2nd December. Bertekak lite² manja nih dengan duty officer nih when he called me up and tanya why am I not at the airport... cam gini la antara detik² hitam berkomunikasik dengan duty officer via my mobile phone tu...

Handphone berbunyi - kuarkan dari handbag, tgk² "OFFICE1"... Tak der lah mek nak OFF hp bagai sebab mek confidensi mek tak buat pa per salah or on standby ke ape ke, kan? So slumberocknye mek jawab jer la...

"E eh? Motif DO calling² mek!? Cancel flight ke esok? Hehehehe... Hello?"

"FS XXX?"

"Yer saye..."

"Where are u?"

Sambil gelak lite² nih, mek jawab la... "Adeeee la... kenape Encik?"

"Ade lah tu kat mana? At home?"

"Tak ah - Bangsar... why ek?"

Dia on silent mode for like couple of secs before sambung bercakap with a sigh...

"Why aren't you at the airport?"

"For what?" Menjawab lagi nih - TAK SEDARKAN DIRI LAGI NIH ADE FLIGHT! LOL!

"You have a flight MH XX to Osaka which leaves in 1 1/2 hours from now..."

"Eh - silap kot Encik. My flight esok la Encik, I mean, tonight, midnight, December 1st..."

"Nope..."

"What do you mean NOPE? Encik - my roster is in the car - I can double check if you want..."

"Ok go check..."

"Baik lah - hang on..." sambil catwalk menuju ke kerets mek yang diparkir dinch la jauh sangat dari scene tapi sempat la catwalk S katanya! HAHAHA... masuk² kerete, bukak cari copied roster bagai (I always keep a copy in the car) - NAH! Betul lah! BETUL LAH DUTY OFFICER TU YANG SALAH!

"Seee! Encik! My reporting is later tonight, December 1st. Midnight..."

"XXX, check bebetul. Your reporting is at... 12.10am - December 1st. MEANING its now, cik adik oi - IT'S DECEMBER 1st, 2003 - and it's now 12.30am!"

NAHHHHH ENGKAU!!! TERDUDUK MEK KAT SITU! TERKEMPOT! TERNANGIS TANG TANG TU JUGAK NIH! (sempat check cermin - smudge dak make up mata mek? AHAKS!) - AIYOH!!! MEK OVERLOOKED SUNDALLLLLL!!!!!!!

Dalam kecuakkan mek menangis bagai - I think the Duty Officer pon sebak dgr mek nangis sebab mek MIA flight dan MASIH BERADA DI BANGSAR katanya! Dia yang dari mula tak der lah tune tone marah - cuma tegas, dan akhirnya, cair nih lepas dgr mek dok kata mek tak prasan mek tak prasan la semua tu, terus kasik idea... (TAK SURE LAH D.O tu ade lagi ke idak but if he is, sapa dapat senasib dngn mek, mek tak gerenti dia will do the same to u ols...)

"Cam nih la XXX... apa kata I letak you reported sick last minute. Go to any clinic, get an mc, and call me back. Pronto. Call ME and only inform ME. Ok?"

"Really?" terus kuar suara manja nih sebab suara dia pong tasty gaks! Eventhough mek tak kenal pong dia sapa time tu, tau nama jer...

"Yer - really. Better do so before I change my mind?"

HA! Engkau! Dalam drag² tu mek pi Clinic Bangsar kat Jalan Telawi brapa tah - mek mintak MC. Mek mintak doctor India tu tulis MC utk mek, mek tak leh keje. So dia pon blur² stim kot tgk mek - terus blur tulis jer mc tu, atas nama jantan mek, dan dinch mampu GO FOR WORK - tak pulak specificnya dia tulis go for flight ke or work with MH ke ape ke, kan? HAHAHAHAHA! Pastu dia ada tanya - "what and where you work?" LEPAS dia dah tulis MC tu. Dengan kekwatnya mek amik MC tu, mek cakap... "I SHOWGIRL - I cannot la dancing tonight! HEHEHE" dan terus catwalk S! LOL!

So lepas tu - mek called D.O tu balik and submit MC number. And then tup² 2 minggu lepas tu, mek TETAP kena called up dengan office sebab LAST MINUTE MC. Well - better LAST MINUTE MC dari MIA, kan!? So lepas explaining to my fleet admin WHY mek terpaksa last minute MC (mek cakap hidung mek tetiber berdarah banyak nih dan sebab mek PANAS di dalam badan - tu yang last minute kena gak MC tu), mek catwalk² la ke office duty officer itiew, carik that particular D.O tu. Nampak² dia ingatkan nak say Thanks - tapi mek catwalk S dan U turn katanya sebab NAN ADO CANDO nye! HAHAH! HEY! What do you think I am? A heartless bitch!? Of course I didn't do that. Mek tetap lah pi gak kat dia dan cakap slow² saying THANKS for the help tu. Dia baik jer. Dan YER, memang - Suara dia sajork yang melerts! (which proves my experiments which states kalau dalam phone suara cando, BELOM TENTU ruponyo pong cando! So AWAS yer bila berphonesex! Opps! Motif lari tema!? HAHA)

Dan mek ade terserempak dengan dia banyak kali lepas² tu - dan  each time kami bertembung, mesti dua dua senyum, ingatkan kes mek nangis dalam phone gara² MIA for flight. And in deed dia memang baik. Lepas² tu kalau ade standby ke ape ke, dia akan personally call mek (kalau dia keje time mek standby tu la kan) or kalau mek rajin, mek akan call direct cari dia request for flights ke ape ke (provided dia keje la kan! HAHA) - nak la tunjuk yang kes Osaka flight mek MIA tu, truly mek tak plan pong and that mek memang crew baik. AICEHHHHH! Hehehehe - dan mek memang baik dengan dia sampai mek habis contract and left the airline, now tatau la dia keje lagi ke idak. Hmmmmmm... motif feeling!?

So itu lah dia - dunia crew, specifically mine, yang went through giving excuses yang ngong during standby period/ duty call ups, panglaman mek mereportkan diri as sick sedangkan dinch la sick pong, dan kesah MIA mek (well - would it still be called MIA ah? No kan? ALMOST MIA for a flight - hehehehe!)! Haiii - teringat balik kes MIA Osaka flight tu, heheeh - nak tergelak pong ado. DQ laaaaa DQ. HAHAHAHA...

DISCLAIMER: Entry nih bukan gambaran sebenar kesemua crew MH dan in particular, bukan la utk memburukskan MH. This entry nih, adalah hasil experiences mek sewaktu flying dulu. DAN, entry nih bukan nak mengajaq online crew members or Future-To-Be crew members to menipu and giving excuses tau. Sendiri mau ingat! Kalau dah ikut excuses di ataih nih, and kalau tak menjadi, dan hang kena, MRASA LAH TANGGUNG SENDIRI! Mek dosi buat disclaimers bagais nih! BUKAN SALAH MEK - MEK EX crew sajork! Hahahahah! Lariiiiiiiii semunyik belakang Joliekins hubby yang ex LS itiew - MELERTS! Hahahahah lari la lariii!!!



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"So... how long has it been now? A week? A month?"

"Hello?!? It's been like 3 months dah tau!"

"Eleh! 3 months; bunyi riaknye persis 3 tahun - ceh!"

"Yer lah - 3 months and am over and done with dengan dia..."

"Sure or not ha? Jgn just sayin' it to make urself happy sedangkan you know for a fact that you still want him back!"

"HEY! Never ok! When I say I'm through with it, it means I'm through with it... Anyways, ape kes dok bringin' up this subject over and over again everytime we meet up ek?"

"Owhhh nuthin'..."

"Bullshit! As if I don't know you lar - mesti ade something u're hiding from me. Segera!"

"Well..."

"Common!!! I KNOW mesti ade something ni... "

"Hurmmm... Remy's been askin' about you..."

"REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!??!" it's one of those happy-smiles, with that extra big and wide smile, yes!

"Aik... katenye 'I'm so through with him...'? MANO!? ADO?"

In deed... forgetting about the man you once knew, once loved, once had sex with (oppps!), once in a beautiful relationship with, true, is a very hard thing to do. But it is not impossible I must say. Having your ex still missing you, still longing for you, still wanting you to come back, sometimes can be a very wonderful thing, knowing that he or she still wants you. But at times, it's sickening to know how he or she, the ex of yours, can't seem to let you go. "Owh common, get a life! Move on!" - yeap, you may say that to the other party over and over again; but what life does he or she has when you're not with him / her?

Well that's beside the point here... the point here is...

"So ape dia nak?"

"Motif interested to know???"

"Tak der lah - just, well, you know. Could you PLEASE answer the q!? Sick la with you, answering Qs with another Q!"

"Hehehe ok ok! He wants you back! THERE, happy!?!?!"

Happy at some point... I think. But on the other hand, one's mind can't stop thining about this... "Should I or Shouldn't I get back with him?" and personally, I would have another Q running in my mind... "If I get back with him, will it be the same as it once before?"

THAT'S the issue I would like to dwell upon in this entry (Die lah me with another LOVE entry! Whats up with me lately nih ek? Cintan Cintun Cintin sajork? How la?)

"Hello, Rinie...?"

"Remy? Wah... dah pandai guna private numbers skarang?"

"Haha... saje jer. Eh, ganggu ke?"

"Now? No la - tak der buat pa per pun... Why ek?"

"Wanna meet up for coffee or..." yes, Remy wasn't finished when Rinie apparently went and answered...

"YES...er..."

"Hehe... I belom habis cakap, you dah YES?"

"Well whatever it is that you're about to say, coffee or teh ke, jumpa lepak² ke, I'd still say YES"

Was Remy desperate to get Rinie back, or was it Rinie who have been lying to herself for the past 3 months about that she's over and done with Remy?

Is doesn't matter what's the status like, it is clear to me that both parties wants each other back. For whatever reason, still, they want to get back to their exs. Even after breaking off for 3 months plus, still, they can't hide the fact that they still love each other and want to see each other again. But the question here is, will it still be the same?

Yes true - they've been together for like more than 3 years; through thick and thin, but it all ended when both of them can't take the pressure of goig through the PAIN anymore. And so they broke up, and for 3 months, Remy can't stop thinking about Rinie and it shows. And Rinie on the other hand, tried to show to the world that revolves around her, that she's all ok and fine and moved on. But the truth is, she's only pretending everything's alright, when it is not, actually. She still missed her Remy but scared that she's the only one feeling that way. Knowing now that Remy still think about her too, she's all geared up and happy to patch back things with Remy. But as I said earlier, in her mind, something kept on bugging her. Something that always make her think, over and over again... "WILL IT BE THE SAME?"

3 months back they broke off due to several reasosn. Remy can't stand the fame Rinie's getting by becoming a model; and the attention of course. Rinie on the other hand, can't face the fact that Remy's been giving his attention to someone else. So in the end, they broke up. But deep inside, both of them still longing for each other. And that's why they intend to make things right this time. But still, making things right this time, still won't answer my question - WILL IT EVER BE THE SAME? We can try to make it but the absolute truth would be - NO, IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.


One might question that way - but the thing is; it doesn't matter how long the break up was, even if it was just for a week, things WILL NEVER be the same again. There'll be this somesort of a gap already between them. Sometimes people tend to neglect to see this gap but this gap is whats making them apart. And if we don't see to it, the gap will sooner or later becomes wider and that's when you part for the second time. That's why they say, once broken considered sold? Meaning - once broken, the thing will not be as it was once before, correct?

Another reason why I say THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN LIKE IT USED TO BE - human will always be human, and mistakes will eventually repeat, eventhough you try your level best not to repeat it. But being human, weak as we are, we tend to overlook at stuffs. Stuffs like... "Owh I've got Rinie back. So if I kantoi again this time, nanti we'll get back together jugak... " It's like, TAK SERIK? :)

I don't know about you people, but I've experienced once about this 'patching-things up again' and in deed, no matter how hard you try to work things out, it turned out to be 'not the same as it was once before"...



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I was goin' through the webbies for ... for erm... tah? Saje tgh bohsan², tetiber, gatei tangan nak gi find out more about Malay Miss Malaysias. Saje je nak tahu, selain Erra, siapo lagik, kan? So mek jumpe this website (dah tak ingat ape URLnye) but it clearly gives out this whole list of past years winners, from 1st winner, to the very current winner. And yang best nye, it lists out for both pageants - Miss Malaysia World and Miss Malaysia Universe.

Ramai would wanna ask - apo bezanye Miss Malaysia World and Miss Malaysia Universe? Well the truth is - bezanya would be Miss World nih organization lain, sapa nama pengasasnya tu? Miss Julia Morley? And Miss Universe pulak, si Donald Trump tu, kan? And both pageants although carries out respective agendas ke ape ke, still its main purpose would be, Beauty With A Purpose kot? Hadiah pun berbeza. Which one lebih grand? Tah lah - kalau nak tgk, contest yang a lil'bit formal with crown penuh grand bagai, Miss World la kot. Kalau something more casual and relax and simple, dari dulu would be Miss Universe. Which one lebih vast titlenya? Tah la - I would say Universe kot? Sebab World dok dalam Universe, kan? HEHEHEEH...

Ape² jer lah - tak kisah la sapa lebih grand ke ape ke - yang penting mek dosi lari tema entry. Mek nak citerkan pasal Miss Malaysia World / Universe past winners, kan? Hehehe... Bawah nih kan mek ado copy paste the list of the winners for both pageants. Lets la take a look...

Miss Malaysia/World Past Winners

2005 - Emmeline Ng Wei-Shu <<- Haiiii makin teruk pencapai our winners tau dalam Miss World... sedehhh...
2004 - Gloria Ting Mei-Ru
2003 - Wong Sze-Zen
2002 - Mabel Ng Chin-Mei
2001 - Sasha Tan Hwee-Teng
2000 - Tan Su Wei
1999 - Jaclyn Lee Tze-Wey
1998 - Lina Teoh <<- Yeap, the only Miss Malaysia / World yang berjaya membanggakan Malaysia when she won 2nd Runner-up to the title is Miss World 1998. Tapi melihatkan Miss France, 1st Runner-up and Miss Israel, the year's Miss World tu, I must say, Lina Teoh lebih deserving to win. I wonder kenape dia tak menang. POLITIC?
1997 - Arianna Teoh Lai-Poh <<- If dia tak menggelabah dan tak nervous and went and cakap "Sorry, I'm a bit nervous being in the top 10" - aiyak, I tell you, she would have simply lepas la kelompok top 10 and probably have made it into the top 5. Tapi waktu dia masuk top 10 pun, dah cukup membanggakan...
1996 - Qu-An How Cheok-Kuan
1995 - Trincy Low Ee-Bing
1994 - Rahima Orchient Yayah <<- She was (waktu tu la) by far, the best Miss Malaysia / World Melayu yang pernah dihasilkan. Why? Well - dia lah yang berjaya dok dalam kelompok top 10, and finished off Miss World Pageant in 7th placing. Not bad aih! And dia lah wanita Melayu Terakhir to win Miss Malaysia / World title before that fatwa keluar about Gadis Melayu dilarang bertanding dalam ratu² cantik. Habis tu, soklan... tu those pencarian Gadis Jelita la, Dewi Remaja la, itu semua, bukan Miss Miss ke? Hurmmmm...
1993 - Jacqueline Ngu
1992 - Fazira Wan Chek <<- The only Miss Malaysia / World Melayu yang I daresay dosi jadik famous gil gil babs, KAN? Tapi seriously, if Erra waktu tu, adalah Erra SEKARANG, mek rase, ade chan kot top 5?
1991 - Samantha Schubert <<- Owh yes - siapo nan kenal ini famous model?
1989 - Vivian Chen Shee-Yee
1988 - Sue Wong Choy-Fun
1987 - Sheela Shanker <<- Why ek namanye so familiar one?
1986 - Joan Cardoza
1985 - Rosalind Kong Siew-Kuen
1984 - Christine Teo
1983 - Michelle Yeoh Choo-Kheng <<- Nah - sape tak kenal nih, memang ah!
1982 - Nellie Yeoh
1981 - Cynthia de Castro
1980 - Callie Liew
1979 - Shirley Chew
1978 - Tina Osir <<- Di kabarkan dia also Melayu, tapi Melayu Sabah rasenye...
1977 - Christine Mary Lim
1976 - Puteh Naziadin <<- Two years in a row, gadis Melayu menang. Gosh, kalau lah ado pics² mereka...
1975 - Fauziah Haron <<- The next Malay to win the coveted crown...
1974 - Shirley Tan
1973 - Narimah Yusof <<- The 1st Miss Malaysia/ World Melayu. Mesti cam, gempak jer, kan? Hiks!
1972 - Janet Mok
1971 - Daphne Munro
1966 - Merlyn McKelvie
1965 - Clara De Run
1963 - Catherine Loh

Miss Malaysia/Universe Past Winners

2005 - Angela Gan
2004 - Andrea Fonseka <<- PALING SEDEH!
2003 - Elaine Daly <<- She, of all Miss Malaysia / Universe winner, yang mek surprised, didn't make it into the top 10. Cantik pe dia, kan? IQ pon vast!
2002 - Karen Lit Eit Ang
2001 - Tung Mei Chin
2000 - Lynette Mei Ling Ludi
1999 - Jeanette Ooi
1998 - Sherine Wong Sook Ling
1997 - Trincy Low <<- Owh yes - dia nih student KDU Penang, kawan Mak Ayam Nabilla katanya...
1996 - Adeline Ong
1995 - Suziela Bt Azrai <<- Dia la Miss Malaysia / Universe Melayu terakhir kot sebelum fatwa tu mula berkuat kuasa. See - I never knew ade lagi Melayu menang Miss Malaysia selepas Rahimah in Miss Malaysia / World. Hehehe...
1994 - Liza Koh
1993 - Lucy Narayanasamy
1992 - Crystal Yong
1991 - Elaine Chew
1990 - Anna Lin
1989 - Carmen Cheah Swee
1988 - Linda Lum Chee Ling
1987 - Christine Praglar
1986 - Batty Chee
1985 - Agnes Chin Lai Hong
1984 - Latifah Abdul Hamid <<- Dia nih namanye macam Grooming Exec for MAS tu je? Could it be her? Hurmmmm...
1983 - Puspa Mohamed <<- Siapakah?
1982 - Siti Binte Ali <<- Sure introduction dia senang je kan? Nama pun senang. Hiks!
1981 - Audrey Loh
1980 - Felicia Yong
1979 - Irene Wong
1978 - Yasmin Yussuf <<- Mendengar kisahnye about winning Miss Malaysia / Universe that particular year, and how she had to bertungkus lumus SDN. BHD. to go for the Miss Universe Pageant 1978, kesian pulok. Yer la, no sponsor no itu no ini - sendirian tau! Clap clap for her!!!
1977 - Leong Li
1976 - Teh Faridah Ahmad <<- Hiks! Kalau mek jadik dia, mek surely lepas menang Miss Malaysia / Universe nih kan, mek bukan syarikat Teh Faridah Ahmad... kan?
1975 - Alice Cheong
1974 - Lily Chong
1973 - Margaret Loo
1972 - Helen Looi
1971 - Yvette Beterman
1970 - Josephine Lena
1969 - Rosemary Wan Chow Mui
1968 - Maznah Binte Mohammed Ali <<- The second Malay to grab the title...
1967 - Monkam Anne Lowe Siprasome
1966 - Helen Lee Siew Lien
1965 - Patricia Agustus
1964 - Angela Filmer
1962 - Sarah Alhabshee Abdullah <<- 1st crown dah pun disambar gadis Melayu. Tapi dengar nama macam Melayu Mix sajork?

So itu la dia kengkawan... nama² yang pernah mewakili Malaysia dalam Miss World / Miss Universe pageants around the world. Some brought joys, some brought disappointments to the nation. And kalau ditgkkan bebetul, pencapaian our reps dalam both pageants, I have to say, pencapaian our girls dalam Miss World pageants lebih membanggakan, don't you think so?

Lately nih - tah la. NOTE yer, bukan I have anything against Chinese ke ape ke ek, jgn salah faham ek blog readers semua! What I'm tryin' to say here is that, cam mana ek to sound NOT pilih bulu ek? Ermmm - tah la. If that fatwa tak keluar, ramai of our Malay girls would probably be eligible to win the title and thus represent the nation. Serious, bukan nak kata Chinese girls tak outstanding - tgk lah Michelle Yeoh, Arianna Teoh, Lina Teoh - bagus, bukan tak bagus. Tapi, tah lah. Indian girls pun, tgk, macam Miss Malaysia / Universe 2004 ke, MEK TETAP cakap PUSHPA should have won instead of Andrea Fonseka tu. Itu lah - mek tak tau nak cakap cam mana. If only la Malay girls were allowed to compete... haiii...

But most important of all (tak kisah lah Chinese ke, Malays ke Indians ke Eurasian girls menang and represent Malaysia ke ape ke, mek tak kisah dah), yang penting, mek nak soalkan kat sini, WHERE/ WHAT WOULD THESE GIRLS BE NOW if they tak menang the title???



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Yerrrr lah! Coming sooonnnn coming soomm! BILE NYE!? Hiks! Sebelum me go into details of whats coming soon itiew - nih ha - semalam, tersentak bagai wig kepam dan bra lusuh beserta panties persis roti jalan yang dipijak² dan dilatam² rasenye hati mek nih membaca komen perempuan cantik seorang nih yang kini gila kejar hantu! Hehehehe...



Cam nih lah - bukan dia seorang sajork. Bahkan, ramai lagi yang asik lah been questioning me about this tau. Haaa - so - mrasalah in this entry, me will tell everything and everything about this soon-to-be-launched 'coming soon' product/ feature. HEHEHEHE! Mati la entry promosi lagik! LOL!

Actually, memang dah lama dah nak buat entry pasal nih tapi dok ingat nak tunggu sikitjam lagi. Besides, mek memang busy lately u ols. Busy melupakan hal² remeh temeh, busy melupakan tentang dia (sambil lagu Tentang Dia Melly itiew berkumandang...), busy dengan keje lah, busy dengan burning cd² lagu lah (oppps! Mati lah status pencetak rompak! - JELING kat SAYANGKU DONIA! Hahaha!), busy dengan itu la ini la - haiiii tak menang tangan.

Tapi dah tiba masanya sudah nak kena buat jugak la entry intro promo bagai ni...

Ok - sekiranya anda kerap ke http://www.lealaurielle.com kan, you will find this box/ feature, kan? Macam, tak activate sajork, kan? Mrasalah sebab memang Apek dan mek tak activekan lagik menatang tu! HAHAHA! Namanye onlinekan website tu dari November, tapi - yer la. Ingat keje senang ke nak buat!? Mrasalah dua² org pong busy katanya kan. Tapi diam² kami, yer - bendealah members area itiew dosi 90% siap katanya. Semuanya dah siap. InsyaAllah by the time kite launch, 95% sudah siap. 5% lagik - dengan kemasukkan ahli² baru plus pemberian nama kepada 'sesuatuh' feature dalam members area itiew, baru la complete 99%. It won't be 100% complete, purfect, sebab as the days goes by, ade je bebende yang Apek dan mek akan tambahkan dalam Members Area itiew. Nothing is purfect my dear - mrasalah kita biarkan sajork 99%. Kire ok la tu, kan?



Kenapa tak active awal²? Kenapa nak kena tunggu that specific date? Aha!!! Mek ado jawapannye u ols! Sebab on that specific date, the date of all dates, the date dimana that Members Area itiew akan dilaunchkan, mrasalah GENAP setahun mek berbloggin' in Blogdrive.com katanya. Dan sebagai tanda terharu dan berterima kasih mek kepada kawan², close friends, lovers, ex lovers, scandals - OPPS! peminat² (PEMINAT katanya! HAHAH!) dan lelalats lelengaus, ha - mek hadiahkan this members area katanya! HEHEHEHE...

Nanti bila dah active, ape yang ado dalam tu? Ha... ini mek suka nak jawab. Memacams ados u ols!!! Antaranya (eh - perlu ke 'antaranya'? Mrasalah mek list out kan semua features yang members get to do dalam itiew nanti! Mrasalah!)

• · Forums - Tau kan forum nih ape? Macam chatting, cuma it's on like a board thingie. Mrasalah saling berbalas² msgs. Interesting - and once dah addicted, aiyoh - susah nak let go tau! Tapi yer la, addicted pun, provided the place and community (members) tu pong happening la jugak kan. Jgn ade yang jenis suka carik pasal dan brangan dan feeling² STAR sudah ler... *jeling² kat Bel - LETS BELL! AYUH BELL - KITA LARI!!!!!!!!!* Hehehehe... (Mek tak maki kan? HAHAHAHA! Mek tak carut kan? HAHAHAHAHA!)
  
• · Journal - Ala² macam blog la jugak kot - users get to have their own journal kat situ and let other members read. Suke la. Mek pong wanna have one! (Habis!? BLOG nih nak campak kat mana? LOL!)
• · Photo Gallery - You can view and you get to post your own album utk ppl to share!
• · Private Messages - Mrasalah bermsg² privately between members! Hiks!
• · Reviews - Reviews nih mek rase kes kes review a lot of stuffs la kot. Tah - APEK! Dimana kau! Mrasalah explain sat! Hahaha...
• · Search - Boleh search ala² Yahoo! la gitiew... heheheh...
• · Stories Archive - Stories yang dipostkan oleh Admin1 dan Admin2  plus other users, siap ade archive tau utk easy access. Mek sker ini!
• · Surveys - Ade surveys, polls, and etc!
• · Web Links - Link² yang mek dan Apek ade, semua akan kami letak. Dan users pon leh contribute any links yang they feel like sharing, kan best?
• . Downloads - Dan ini mek rase paling seronok - as a member, you ols boleh download songs/ mp3 and probably videos ke ape yang kami dah uploadedkan kat sitiew. Mrasalah u ols! Senang!

TAPI - jenjejeng!!! This MEMBERS AREA nih is on invitation basis sajork utk elakkan...

• . LALATS and LENGAUS!!! - Yer - mek tannak porak perandakan community dalam Members Area www.lealaurielle.com itiew!
• . Mek dinch mau yang jadik members tu tak rase anything special. Yer lah - kalau semuanya leh jadik members, mananya 'keistimewaan' jadik members, KAN?
• . For awal² nih, biar lah jadik members atas invitation sajork. Lepas² tu bile mek dah comfy siket, ok lah - mek maybe bukak utk sesiapo sajork *mati la time tu mek nak adekan 1000 online guards on the lookout for lalats and penyangaks! HAHAHAHA!

For now, start your engines. Emails adds needed so that nanti mek senang nak email all yang in the invitations' list regarding this Members Area itiew - so start sending your request nak jadik members to lea@lealaurielle.com or lea_laurielle@yahoo.com (I SUGGEST u send to lea@lealaurielle.com and CC to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com - just to be on the safe side.) Sape² yang tak der dalam invitation list tu nanti,sorry - maybe mek terlupa - tapi kalau u ols dosi request, pasti ADO nama u ols dalam list tu. Kalau pass, approve - jalan. Kalau terkandas - SORRY nah - mrasalah tunggu intake seterusnya utk jadik members!!! Hahaha!




SO BILA nak launch??? Hehehe - nantikan 1.4.2006! Is it just another April fools trick!? Wait and see!




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