Yes... some people, can you know. Can I mean, some people can you know,  memperguna-alatkan cinta tulus ikhlas setia kita itiew. And when that happens, when we get to find out about it, haiii - end of the world katanya! Feels like tiada esok bagi diri ku ini lagi - like, THAT'S IT! Hiks!

Memperalatkan someone, and cinta yang hadir dari nya, adalah sesuatuh yang, how should I say, unacceptable? Keji sangat kan - like, one party separuh nyawa cinta menghoyan kat the other person - tuptup, dapat tau, alahai - dirinya hanyalah bahan gunaan sajork. I mean, how sickening life can get bile kita get to that stage, kan? Macam - tah la. Mek paham u ols. And I do mean, I UNDERSTAND how it feels like.

Tapi di sini bukanlah dengan niat nak mek bangkitkan issue men using ladies specifically ya. Jgn salah anggap nah entry kiew ini! Kupasasan kali ini, it's like, more like, cam mana ek, general? Biasalah - these days, bukan skadar lelaki gunakan perempuan dan cintanya; ade gak pompuan yang have no hati perut, gunakan cinta dari seorang lelaki. Haiyak... memacam la, kan?

Most of the time when we come accross (ish - is it across or accross ek? Mati la mek!) these situations kan, I mean, this 'Dipergunakan' situation - pernah tak pikir, WHY? Nah - waktu tu tak der masanya nak pikir WHY and kenapa si dia SANGGUP buat cam tu. Tapi when bende nih dah lepas beberapa ketika, bila u're no longer in the DQ-ness mode, when you're OK already - or, most of the time, when bende nih jadi pada org lain, THEN only you get the chance to really think - "Why ekkk si A tu used si B tu? Kesiannye si B tu - cinta sparuh nak mampos nih, feeling²kan ingat kan cinta - ruponyo, ADO? NAN DO! Tapi why ek? Why A sanggup buat cam tu ek? Apekah motif si A itiew?" Haaa yes - dalam entry nih la mek sama² nak kita semua go through these points yang mek dapat collect waktu kat pejabat tadi. Dalam tgh dok busy² tu, mek teringatkan kawan mek sorang nih.

Kan mek cakap dalam this entry, no specifikasion yer - bukan mek tujukan pada sesiape in particular. Cuma now, mek nak gunakan my friend (aiyoh! GUNAKAN lagik! Hehehehe) nih punye masalah as an example, cam gitiew sajork.

She (YES - its a SHE - pure SHE nah!) sebelum nih ado la keluar with this one guy. Memang melerts - gorjes gile! And for a moment there I thought it was like... "Haiii *sigh* Love all... match made in heaven katanya". Everything went smoothly until one day she came to realize that she's been used by this guy nih la, by the name of Ali. Hehehe - nama punnnn nak guna as contoh, ALI katanya! Kot la Ahmad ke, Awang ke... hiks! Nih ALI nih. Habis contoh nama utk kawan mek ape? SENAH!? Hahahaha! Tak lah - mek tannak guna Senah. Mek nak gunakan, Joyah, can ah? LOL!

Ok ok berbalik pada topic si Joyah digunakan Ali nih. Mek tak der lah nak bincang dengan si Joyah nih. Yer - dia dah mula nak ok dah tu, kang mek pi discuss, nangisss lagik katanya. So I pun pikir lah alone tadik kat office - sambil piki² tu sambil buat keje and sambil² tu, mek ingat balik tentang perhubungan antara si Ali ngan si Joyah tu. Mek start to think, kenapasal ek si Ali tu nak gunakan si Joyah, hurmmmm...

And after like couple of hours berpikiran, dan ber YM ngan si Joyah, just to ala² clarify stuffs, kan... mek dapat simpulkan, technically, Ali used Joyah for these few reasons. (Some of the reasons memang Ali gunakan utk gunakan Joyah - but the rest, mek cakap in terms of general la ek...)

• Ali is a GAY. Boleh!? So in order nak coverline and cakap kata dia nih straight, mrasalah dia coverline dengan si Joyah. Cintan cintun bagai. And for all we know, si Ali langsung tak bernapsu kat si Joyah. Kesiannn Joyah. Dah la dia ingatkan Ali tu straight, aiyoh! Tau tau bengkok also - HOW!? *In genaral pulak, some ppl, regardless men ke women ke, diaorang gunakan cinta dan org yang kononnye dicintainya itiew sebagai alasan to hide their true identity. Some ladies, cam, dah nak masuk alam Andartu - takkan nak go about around town letting ppl notice that dia dah la Andartu, dah tu - nan ado anyone to go out with. So at least kalau dia kuar ngan memana jantan, pretending dia sayang cintan mabuk kehape ke, at least org just cakap... "Ahhh - si Milah tu, dia memang ade pasangan/ pilihan hati - cuma jodoh belom mai kot utk dia kawen ngan si Ah Tock tu kot... kan?" Get what I mean tak? Using love and the person, as somewhat, something, macam, nak alihkan perhatian org or divert pendapat org tentang something...

• Ali keluar/ bercintan cintu dengan Joyah demi family. Kaedahnye, family Joyah and family Ali - rapat and then, diaorang nak Joyah and Ali to kawin/ get together ke ape ke. So Ali, being gay - terpaksa lah layan kerenah family, and so layan lah si Joyah - so in other words, Ali gunakan Joyah dan cintanya utk puaskan hati family dia - walhal, hati Joyah, dosi koyak ghabak dah! *In general kan, kes cam nih mek nampak selalu jadik. Kerana family, maruah family la apa la, ade tau some men or women sanggu guna/ setupkan org lain. Tu kalau tak kawin (i.e the partner dapat tau yang the other party was just merely using him / her tu sebelum terlajak kawin) tak per lah - INI kes ade yang some dosi kawin, PUNNN tak tau nih dirinya diperalatkan - HAIYAK - naya jer. Dah la hang puaskan hati family hang semata² itiew, sanggup abaikan what YOU want and further more, you USED org yang tak bersalah - haiii, apa laaa nasib!

• Ali hadapkan duit Joyah - AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ini selalu sundal! SANGAT² selalu! Tapi tak jugak lelaki yang selalu hadapkan duit perempuan - normally it's the other way round. Dan ini antara sebab²/ alasan² yang mek feel VERY der keji sekal! Materialistic org cakap ek? Yer ke? I mean - ish - tah la. Manusia jenis hape yang nak kat org tu, gunakan org tu and cintanya, utk kait untung dan bolot duit/ harta org tu? Mek rase itu org jenis tak berhati perut! VERY DER! Why, cannot work on your own to get what you want? You have to like kata "I LOVE YOU SAYANG" walhal sebenarnye... "I LOVE YOU - NOT. Your money - YES" kaedahnye, kan?! Tapi dalam contoh kes, Ali tak der la hadapkan duit Joyah pong. Heheheheeh. Ini just another general example... hiks!

• "Ali gunakan I utk ratah tubuh I - tu jer..." BINATANG SANGAT ALI tu kan! Haaa ini kes mek sentap! Gunakan cinta dan org tu semata² kerna sex! Kalau contoh Ali gunakan Joyah sebab sex, mek bukan skadar marah Ali - JOYAH pong sama. Yang pi dok layan tu pasai pa? GETEK SANGAT? Tapi yer la - you cannot blame Joyah sangat, can you? KATANYA CINTA kat si Ali - sanggup nih gadai badan, KAN? I mean, get real lah - these days, memang cam tu. "I lap you, you lap me. I give my body, you take - because I lap u..." KAN!? Betul dak u ols? And plus - THIS alasan, this, he/she used me for sex nih - MEMANG the paling the kejiest, KAN? Eeee - unacceptable!!! Mek tak leh terima! Mek bantah! I saman u - see you in court! *sambil betulkan spec mata hitam persis Saloma punye... hehehe...

Dan last kali... DAN LAIN LAIN kepentingan katanya. Macam² lagi la kalau kita leh tgk, reasons why some ppl sanggup gunakan org dan cinta org tu utk kepentingan diri sendiri. Antaranya yang lain, (which mek wont huraikan sebab mek dosi ngantuks sundal! It's 2:01am dos!)...

• Gunakan org/ cinta demi kepentingan Business: Ade kannn org gunakan cinta/ org utk kepentingan business? CHUP! Mek dinch gunakan org/ cinta utk memajukan business travel agency mek nah! ADDINCH! Hehehe...
• "Kerana kepentingan Politic, I sanggup gunakan org/ cinta": Ah yes - eh, ade ke?
• Personal reasons: Haaa - nih selalu kan. "Ha - kenapa dia gunakan u ols? Sebab utk kepentingan peribadi dia la - sikitkalau mek korek, dia jawab... 'Ade lerrrr' - So tu, peribadi la kan?" <- hahah! Mati la aku dah mula merepek!

Secara kesimpulannya, I must say, teknik guna²kan org dan cintanya pada u ols, utk, for whatever reasons sekali pun, biar pun u ols nak argue cakap, "I gunakan si dia utk kepentingan bersama - tak der nye I gunakan dia utk kepentingan sendiri" - ADDINCH! Mek tak mo argue cam tu sebab bagi mek, guna utk kebaikkan ke, kejahatan ke, GUNA is TETAP GUNA!

Sekian...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hehehe...

DISCLAIMER: Harap memaklumi nah! Entry nih NAN ADO kaitan dengan sapo². Tapi, kalau terasa,... mek no komen u ols! Sapa suruh makan cabai!? *mati la mek nanti kena maki "LU CIBAI LA LEA! ENTRY LU NIH GUA TRASA BEB!" - hahaha so sebelum mek kena - LETS! LARIIII!!!! Hehehehe...




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Tah kenape tetiber giler ke hapo mek nak buat entry tunjuk bilik pejabat mek. Hiks! Semak nak mampos - nih tatkala hari² semak. Hari² bersih, ade la jugak... like... 3 or 4 days, in... a... MONTH!? LOL!!!




Mrasalah - 10 things yang WAJIB ado ataih meja office mek! Hiks!

1. Notebook mek: Nampak dak yang warna cekelat tu - ehhehehee. Pemberian seseorang yang MISTERI katanya sampai hari nih mek masih tak tau SAPO! Tapi baguih gak - mek leh buat it as my notebook. Hehehe...
2. ROKOK! Itu wajib jer! Tak der rokok, tak leh jadik keje aku nih ha!
3. CALCULATOR yang besaq gedabak tu. Biasa lah - nak kire package price lah, commission mek lah, itu ini. Hiks!
4. HP - tgh² bohsan, leh call BELL! OPPSS!!!
5. Wayar itu cable USB digital camera mek - TAK LEH TAK DER tu! MESTI ADO!
6. Desktop Calender / Organizer - WAJIB sundal! Mek nak tulis pa per bende penting - TULIS² pong, TETAP ado jugak yang aku lupo! LOL!
7. Air bekal - KALAU tak bawak air herbal life, mesti kena ade mineral water or Orange Juice FRESHLY squeezed yer! Hiks!
8. Pembakar wangian lilin tu... hehehe habuan nak kasik hilang bau rokok!
9. Remote control air cond - TIME² mek panas nak mampos, KALAU bende tu tak dapat kulihat atas meja mek, MEK DQ terus!
10. 9 bende jer, cukup tak? Dah cannot think of the 10th item! LOL!



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Sudah sekian lama me never do this weekly summary, KAN? Walaupun hampir tercalon dalam ENTRY TIDAK PERLU dalam Golden Blog Awards di blogdrive si Ginger de la Loca itiew (EH - ke memang tercalon pong dan mek dinch hui? HAHA!) tapi mek TETAP rasa entry summary ini perlu yer for those yang tak online during the weekends, senang, diaorang just use this entry dan leh nengok entry² yang dosi published during the weekend, KAN? Hehehehe - ok - tampa membuang masa yer, mrasalah;

• Birthday Shoutouts!
• Uncontactable during Standby / Call Ups, Reporting Sick, MIA.
• Getting back together - Will it still be the same?
• Miss Malaysia
• Members Area - coming soon
• New Features...

Enjoy!!! Jgn lupo komeng², NAH!? Heheheh - thankzzzaaa!!!! :)


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Today - March 13th, 2006 - mek nak buat birthday shoutouts! Mek nak buat kat 2 org - seorang yang mek kenal lama dos since ... since ... since bila tatau? School years? Hahahah - dan sorang lagi, mek dinch la kenal pong, tapi wife dia bloggers also and apparently baru habaq mai kat cek yang hari nih birthday laki kitaorang - EH, laki dia -OPPS! HAHAHAHA!

To Zafri (Note: Bukan nama sebenar katanya! HAHAHA!) : Happy Birthday darl! Yang ke beraps tatau? 31st ek? Hurmmm - kalau betoi, tak pa la u ols. U ols dinch ah nampak kertu pong. Age is just another number, bak kata Miss Isis Natasya itiew pondan mematikan kehidupan seekor burung yang disumbatkan dalam mulutnya gara² shownya di MTC! LOL! Anyways Abang Zafri, hope you'll have a blast during ur birthday (eventhough it falls on Monday la kaedahnye kan, pity you... hiks!) and remember that me and the rest of your AOR friends loves you a lot and  only wants nothing more than happiness in your life! May God Bless!

And to Abang Faizal (or is it Faisal? Hurmmm - mati la mek kena pukul ngan madu mek si Joliekins itiew for not remembering our hubby's name - AIYOH! BRANI MAMPOS AKU KAN!? Kenal pong idak, dosi mengaku MADU! LOL!) : May you God Bless you, and your family (YER YER with Joliekin tu also!) and have a great birthday! Guess what darl? You're another year older, making you another year wiser and lebih, erm, handsome! Tasty la stock² abang² LS cam gini! Nyesalnye mek dinch kenal dia time flying dulu! Mek joined '99 dan dia resigned '96 katanya! Mek hapset! Hahahaha!!!








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I was goin' through my blog archive, specifically tang part entries under the category during my flyin' years itiew. I must say - almost every entry mek write kan musti ade dapat sambutan; be it yang serious merious ke, or yang gila² lawak bodoh ke ape ke - whatever it was, tetap dapat sambutan. And since mek dosi lama tak tulis about anything regarding the airline and my experiences in 'em, mek rase, adalah lebih baik mek cuba kupaihkan something yang jarang org nak bangkitkan - issue kasik alasan from going for that particular flight - or kalau dah teruk siket, giving excuses why tak pergi langsung for the flight eventhough rostered for it. Hiks!

Life as a cabin crew, memang tak leh lari from giving EXCUSES. Hiks! One thing kita / kami cannot do is to give excuses to passengers. But on thing we CAN do is giving excuses kepada org office i.e Duty Officers or Fleet Admin! LOL!!! Cabin crew, agree dak ngan mek!?

No matter how baik and berdisplin u ols semua are/ were with the National Airline that feeds you every month katanya, kan, STILL, mesti ade gak kes KASIK EXCUSE kat duty² officers nih. And giving excuses nih selalunya la kan berlaku during Standby time / Duty Call Ups in which you ols were uncontactable; or giving excuses waktu reporting sick 6 hours before flight in which u ols bukannye demam or sakit betul pun, hence bukannye ade serial number of the medical cert. pong since you don't even have the mc in the first place pun!; or in worst case, kasik alasan WHY u ols MIA (Missing In Action) for a particular flight.

UNCONTACTABLE DURING STANDBY/ CALL UPS
Sebelum mek go into details of those excuses - mrasalah mek citer siket; APO bendo Standby nih??? Cam gini. Dalam sebulan, kita dosi dapat duty roster itiew, kan? Mrasalah in one duty roster, sekuwang² - eh, sekurang²nyo ado 4 days of Standby period of max 8 hours. If u're lucky, you won't get any standby period. Tapi MOST of the time, you do. Timenya selalu, (crew yang masih online, help me out here. Mek dosi lupa dah!) 8am to 4pm, 3pm to 11pm, 6pm to 2am, 3am to 11am and etc. Ade lagik kot time² slot wide body yang pelik², mek pong dah tak hengat sebab kalau ade standby period dalam my roster, awal² either mek swap mutual or pi request for flight awal². Senang.

So, kena buat ape during this standby period? Well - you're supposed to stay in at home, duduk elok² diam² sebelah phone tu, tunggu la office call ke idak, kot² nak kena gantikan crew memana yang MC ke, ape ke - kire replace crew lor. Paham kan? Tapi masalahnya, LARAT ke nak duduk umah 8 jam sundal and do nothing!? Mrasalah my first two years jer mek rajin duduk baik² diam² kat umah - lelepas tu, NAN ADO katanya. Kejap standby kat Subang Parade la, kejap kat Pyramid lah, kejap kat umah kawan lah, kejap kat situ kejap kat sini - by the time mek dosi bergelar senior, DAH BERSTANDBY KAT MIDVALLEY katanya! Hanjeng sangat.

At first dioarang (the office people lor) require you to submit ur fixed-line house number - tapi lepas tu mek tukaq pi mobile phone, sebab semua orang dok tukaq - so mrasalah mek pon tukaq. Larat laaa nak duduk terperap 8 jam kat umah semata² standby guna house phone. Sama gak - kasik jer mobile number, nah - lagi senang. I can go anywhere and anytime during the standby period. DAN di situ lah crew mula buat jahat katanya! Dan diberi kebebasan guna mobile phone, MRASALAH OFF HP katanya kalau office call! (NOW u know where I got the idea of alwayyyyss off hp bile DQ, kan!? HAHAHA mrasalah kalau tgk kat phone tu... "Office1" or "Office2" or "Office3" numbers keluar, TERUS DQ NIH! Off HP TERUS! Hahahahah!) Dan di situ lah crew mula kasik excuses bile UNCONTACTATBLE DURING STANDBY CALL UPS...

Crew nih semua kuat propah tau bile kasik excuse kalau ditangkap uncontactable during standby/ call ups! Hanjs tau! Dengan² mek pong terpedaya. (Hahahaha! Mek JARANG tau tapi ade lah once or twice, tapi terlepas also dari hukuman berat katanya! LOL!) Antara 3 propahan kuat dari crew² nih would be...

1. HP on silent mode - dinch kedengaran katanya - Hanjeng sangat alasan nih tau! Dah tau standby period, lagi mau silent! Dah la tu, kalau 4 hari uncontactable, aiyoh - meaning, 4 hari lah silent hp!? HAHAHAH well mati la mek - at least dia silent, dan mek, OFF TERUS? How? LOL!
2. "Tah la! My HP tu gila tau! Asal nak jawab call jer, dia off. Asal nak jawab jer, OFF. I pun tensi!" - Hahahahah! Whatttt la Grandmother story mek kasik. Tapi mujur the Duty Officer/ Fleet Admin mek percayakan mek. So mek just tulis explaination letter sajork. Ini sajork alasan yang mek pernah kasik. Sebab waktu tu mek standby kat Midvalley katanya - CONFIRM tak sempat sundal kalau nak balik Subang and get ready for last minute call up.
3. Tertidur mampos! So tak prasan ade call masuk pon - Ini mek ade dgr gak crew guna alasan nih. Tidur mati katanya, langsung tak dgr pa per. Mati la mati la dia! kalau umah dia terbakar ke ape ke - TU PUN TAK SEDAR KOT? Alasan nih mampu dibeli duty office tu kalau ur standby time waktu pepagi butos tu. Memang time² tu kalau standby, alahai - sodapnyo tidoq! Thus, MALAS nye nak jawab phone time² itiew, KAN!?

REPORTING SICK
Moving on to the next subject - REPORTING SICK when you're not sick... actually! LOL! Crew kalau nak tau (some of them) cukup terra nihhh berlakon dalam phone nih waktu doin' this act! Antaranya, heheheh - yang dok berbloggin' nih lah! LOL! Kadang kala nya tu memang sick, tapi most of the time - tak sick pon direportnya sick for certain sickening flights.

ANTARANYA, MADRAS flight! Haiyoh! Itu FWMC! (Flight Wajib MC!) LOL! Donno la now, how la keadaan MAA (Madras) flights, tapi waktu mek dok fly dulu, hish! MELUAT aku tau buat flight tu! TENSI! Dah la allowance siket cinonet, flightnye pulak - mak aihhh! SEEDDDEEHHH!!! So banyak lah crew yang akan meng'sakit'kan diri mereks for the flight. And usually, SOP (Standard Operating Procedures) menyatakan bahawasanya, nak report sick, minimum 6 hours before reporting time. EH, was it 6 hours before pick up time? Hmmmm - again! Crew members yang masih online in the airline, dan sedang membaca blog entry nih - HELP ME OUT! 6 hours before reporting or 6 hours before pick up time ek? Hehehehe mek kertu dos. LUPO!

So anyways, kalau mek dah rostered for the flight, ie. contohnya, MAA flight, dan mek FEELING² MALAS nak gi flight itiew, and it's like more than 6 hours before, mrasalah mek report sick sajork. Kalau mampu go and get MC, mek senang citer lah. Ini kes mek dinch dapat MC tapi getek pi report sick - mrasalah bohong sunat katanya! HAHAHA. Here, in this issue, theres not so much of excuses nak kasik pon, except...

"Ahuk ahuk (BATUK TU! Dan suara a bit sengau kekonon selsema dan batuk katanya - DEMAM! LOL!), Encik... My name is (so and so la kan) and I call nak report sick for flight... Ahuk ahuk!" Cam gitu ke bunyinye batuk? AHUK AHUK? Ape ape jer la - janji msg delivered. LOL! And so bermula la lakonan mantap!

Ahaaaa actually, kes reporting sick nih (which is VERY famous among crew members) - the only time nak kena EXPLAIN and give EXCUSES, waktu u ols dinch dapat MC but still tak mampu nak go for flight, kan? Mrasalah kalau sakit sunggoh, takkan la doctor tu buta peghot tak kasik mc kot, KAN? Nih kes tak sakit tapi NAK sangat sakit - ha - mrasalah merapat sembah menjunjung kasih bila dipanggil ke office and kasik explain why tak submit MC. Antara top 3 alasan²nya, ialah...

1. I lost my MC - duh!? Nih selalu la sangat bila dah sah² nan ado Medical cert, NAK HILANG APONYO!? Kalau u're conviencing enuff, they'll buy it. If not, jengjejeng! MRASA!
2. Er... ade ke lagi 2 alasans? HAHAHAHAHA Mek rasa alasan number 1 tu jer la yang will always be the only alasan for not having the MC! Sebab it's either you have the MC, or u don't. Tu jer. And kalau don't have, HILANG jer lah alasannye, KAN!?

MISSING IN ACTION FOR FLIGHT
Dan point diskusi terakhir kita hari ni - MIA for flight - which mek NEVER la in recorded working history pernah buat MIA for flights nih. Eeeee... simpang la! It's like, the mother of all anjengs bak kata Mirch! (MoaA - eh, was it MoA, Mother of Anjeng? Hmmmm). Pun begitu yer Tuan² dan Puan², ADO gak crew yang MIA for flights, and later, terus MIA from the airline. Blah cam gitu jer. Tapi those yang hanya MIA for flights, selalunye ade lah reason² munasabah jugak. MIA for flights nih, cam ni. Dia dah rostered for a particular flight, tapi show up nyo, NAN ADO katanya! EH WAIT, MEK PERNAH LAH! Sekali!

Mek ingat lagik! Time tu dengan arwah kawan mek, Edan, Kiefancy, and some others bebudak KJ. Girls, REMEMBER, 1st December, 2003 girls? I was supposed to go to OSAKA, remember? And where were we time tu!? We were at BANGSAR TELAWI mamaks, in drag, REMEMBER? LOL!

Kesahnya cam ginik. Purely it wasn't my fault, although nampaknya memang lah salah mek tapi salah nye adelah mek overlooked my duty roster. Cam giniii... I was rostered for MH brapa tah to Osaka, 1st December, 2003. Reporting time was 0010hrs Dec 1, 2003. Meaning, my pick up was? CORRECTO DE BINGGO! Pick up mek was some malam NOVEMBER 30th, which mek overlooked. MEK INGATKAN my reporting time was Dec. 1st, at 12.10am. Still tak paham? Betul lah... 12.10am on the 1st Dec. MEK INGAT 1st December MIDNIGHT tu was my flight - meaning pick up 1st December and flight was 2nd December. Bertekak lite² manja nih dengan duty officer nih when he called me up and tanya why am I not at the airport... cam gini la antara detik² hitam berkomunikasik dengan duty officer via my mobile phone tu...

Handphone berbunyi - kuarkan dari handbag, tgk² "OFFICE1"... Tak der lah mek nak OFF hp bagai sebab mek confidensi mek tak buat pa per salah or on standby ke ape ke, kan? So slumberocknye mek jawab jer la...

"E eh? Motif DO calling² mek!? Cancel flight ke esok? Hehehehe... Hello?"

"FS XXX?"

"Yer saye..."

"Where are u?"

Sambil gelak lite² nih, mek jawab la... "Adeeee la... kenape Encik?"

"Ade lah tu kat mana? At home?"

"Tak ah - Bangsar... why ek?"

Dia on silent mode for like couple of secs before sambung bercakap with a sigh...

"Why aren't you at the airport?"

"For what?" Menjawab lagi nih - TAK SEDARKAN DIRI LAGI NIH ADE FLIGHT! LOL!

"You have a flight MH XX to Osaka which leaves in 1 1/2 hours from now..."

"Eh - silap kot Encik. My flight esok la Encik, I mean, tonight, midnight, December 1st..."

"Nope..."

"What do you mean NOPE? Encik - my roster is in the car - I can double check if you want..."

"Ok go check..."

"Baik lah - hang on..." sambil catwalk menuju ke kerets mek yang diparkir dinch la jauh sangat dari scene tapi sempat la catwalk S katanya! HAHAHA... masuk² kerete, bukak cari copied roster bagai (I always keep a copy in the car) - NAH! Betul lah! BETUL LAH DUTY OFFICER TU YANG SALAH!

"Seee! Encik! My reporting is later tonight, December 1st. Midnight..."

"XXX, check bebetul. Your reporting is at... 12.10am - December 1st. MEANING its now, cik adik oi - IT'S DECEMBER 1st, 2003 - and it's now 12.30am!"

NAHHHHH ENGKAU!!! TERDUDUK MEK KAT SITU! TERKEMPOT! TERNANGIS TANG TANG TU JUGAK NIH! (sempat check cermin - smudge dak make up mata mek? AHAKS!) - AIYOH!!! MEK OVERLOOKED SUNDALLLLLL!!!!!!!

Dalam kecuakkan mek menangis bagai - I think the Duty Officer pon sebak dgr mek nangis sebab mek MIA flight dan MASIH BERADA DI BANGSAR katanya! Dia yang dari mula tak der lah tune tone marah - cuma tegas, dan akhirnya, cair nih lepas dgr mek dok kata mek tak prasan mek tak prasan la semua tu, terus kasik idea... (TAK SURE LAH D.O tu ade lagi ke idak but if he is, sapa dapat senasib dngn mek, mek tak gerenti dia will do the same to u ols...)

"Cam nih la XXX... apa kata I letak you reported sick last minute. Go to any clinic, get an mc, and call me back. Pronto. Call ME and only inform ME. Ok?"

"Really?" terus kuar suara manja nih sebab suara dia pong tasty gaks! Eventhough mek tak kenal pong dia sapa time tu, tau nama jer...

"Yer - really. Better do so before I change my mind?"

HA! Engkau! Dalam drag² tu mek pi Clinic Bangsar kat Jalan Telawi brapa tah - mek mintak MC. Mek mintak doctor India tu tulis MC utk mek, mek tak leh keje. So dia pon blur² stim kot tgk mek - terus blur tulis jer mc tu, atas nama jantan mek, dan dinch mampu GO FOR WORK - tak pulak specificnya dia tulis go for flight ke or work with MH ke ape ke, kan? HAHAHAHAHA! Pastu dia ada tanya - "what and where you work?" LEPAS dia dah tulis MC tu. Dengan kekwatnya mek amik MC tu, mek cakap... "I SHOWGIRL - I cannot la dancing tonight! HEHEHE" dan terus catwalk S! LOL!

So lepas tu - mek called D.O tu balik and submit MC number. And then tup² 2 minggu lepas tu, mek TETAP kena called up dengan office sebab LAST MINUTE MC. Well - better LAST MINUTE MC dari MIA, kan!? So lepas explaining to my fleet admin WHY mek terpaksa last minute MC (mek cakap hidung mek tetiber berdarah banyak nih dan sebab mek PANAS di dalam badan - tu yang last minute kena gak MC tu), mek catwalk² la ke office duty officer itiew, carik that particular D.O tu. Nampak² dia ingatkan nak say Thanks - tapi mek catwalk S dan U turn katanya sebab NAN ADO CANDO nye! HAHAH! HEY! What do you think I am? A heartless bitch!? Of course I didn't do that. Mek tetap lah pi gak kat dia dan cakap slow² saying THANKS for the help tu. Dia baik jer. Dan YER, memang - Suara dia sajork yang melerts! (which proves my experiments which states kalau dalam phone suara cando, BELOM TENTU ruponyo pong cando! So AWAS yer bila berphonesex! Opps! Motif lari tema!? HAHA)

Dan mek ade terserempak dengan dia banyak kali lepas² tu - dan  each time kami bertembung, mesti dua dua senyum, ingatkan kes mek nangis dalam phone gara² MIA for flight. And in deed dia memang baik. Lepas² tu kalau ade standby ke ape ke, dia akan personally call mek (kalau dia keje time mek standby tu la kan) or kalau mek rajin, mek akan call direct cari dia request for flights ke ape ke (provided dia keje la kan! HAHA) - nak la tunjuk yang kes Osaka flight mek MIA tu, truly mek tak plan pong and that mek memang crew baik. AICEHHHHH! Hehehehe - dan mek memang baik dengan dia sampai mek habis contract and left the airline, now tatau la dia keje lagi ke idak. Hmmmmmm... motif feeling!?

So itu lah dia - dunia crew, specifically mine, yang went through giving excuses yang ngong during standby period/ duty call ups, panglaman mek mereportkan diri as sick sedangkan dinch la sick pong, dan kesah MIA mek (well - would it still be called MIA ah? No kan? ALMOST MIA for a flight - hehehehe!)! Haiii - teringat balik kes MIA Osaka flight tu, heheeh - nak tergelak pong ado. DQ laaaaa DQ. HAHAHAHA...

DISCLAIMER: Entry nih bukan gambaran sebenar kesemua crew MH dan in particular, bukan la utk memburukskan MH. This entry nih, adalah hasil experiences mek sewaktu flying dulu. DAN, entry nih bukan nak mengajaq online crew members or Future-To-Be crew members to menipu and giving excuses tau. Sendiri mau ingat! Kalau dah ikut excuses di ataih nih, and kalau tak menjadi, dan hang kena, MRASA LAH TANGGUNG SENDIRI! Mek dosi buat disclaimers bagais nih! BUKAN SALAH MEK - MEK EX crew sajork! Hahahahah! Lariiiiiiiii semunyik belakang Joliekins hubby yang ex LS itiew - MELERTS! Hahahahah lari la lariii!!!



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"So... how long has it been now? A week? A month?"

"Hello?!? It's been like 3 months dah tau!"

"Eleh! 3 months; bunyi riaknye persis 3 tahun - ceh!"

"Yer lah - 3 months and am over and done with dengan dia..."

"Sure or not ha? Jgn just sayin' it to make urself happy sedangkan you know for a fact that you still want him back!"

"HEY! Never ok! When I say I'm through with it, it means I'm through with it... Anyways, ape kes dok bringin' up this subject over and over again everytime we meet up ek?"

"Owhhh nuthin'..."

"Bullshit! As if I don't know you lar - mesti ade something u're hiding from me. Segera!"

"Well..."

"Common!!! I KNOW mesti ade something ni... "

"Hurmmm... Remy's been askin' about you..."

"REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!??!" it's one of those happy-smiles, with that extra big and wide smile, yes!

"Aik... katenye 'I'm so through with him...'? MANO!? ADO?"

In deed... forgetting about the man you once knew, once loved, once had sex with (oppps!), once in a beautiful relationship with, true, is a very hard thing to do. But it is not impossible I must say. Having your ex still missing you, still longing for you, still wanting you to come back, sometimes can be a very wonderful thing, knowing that he or she still wants you. But at times, it's sickening to know how he or she, the ex of yours, can't seem to let you go. "Owh common, get a life! Move on!" - yeap, you may say that to the other party over and over again; but what life does he or she has when you're not with him / her?

Well that's beside the point here... the point here is...

"So ape dia nak?"

"Motif interested to know???"

"Tak der lah - just, well, you know. Could you PLEASE answer the q!? Sick la with you, answering Qs with another Q!"

"Hehehe ok ok! He wants you back! THERE, happy!?!?!"

Happy at some point... I think. But on the other hand, one's mind can't stop thining about this... "Should I or Shouldn't I get back with him?" and personally, I would have another Q running in my mind... "If I get back with him, will it be the same as it once before?"

THAT'S the issue I would like to dwell upon in this entry (Die lah me with another LOVE entry! Whats up with me lately nih ek? Cintan Cintun Cintin sajork? How la?)

"Hello, Rinie...?"

"Remy? Wah... dah pandai guna private numbers skarang?"

"Haha... saje jer. Eh, ganggu ke?"

"Now? No la - tak der buat pa per pun... Why ek?"

"Wanna meet up for coffee or..." yes, Remy wasn't finished when Rinie apparently went and answered...

"YES...er..."

"Hehe... I belom habis cakap, you dah YES?"

"Well whatever it is that you're about to say, coffee or teh ke, jumpa lepak² ke, I'd still say YES"

Was Remy desperate to get Rinie back, or was it Rinie who have been lying to herself for the past 3 months about that she's over and done with Remy?

Is doesn't matter what's the status like, it is clear to me that both parties wants each other back. For whatever reason, still, they want to get back to their exs. Even after breaking off for 3 months plus, still, they can't hide the fact that they still love each other and want to see each other again. But the question here is, will it still be the same?

Yes true - they've been together for like more than 3 years; through thick and thin, but it all ended when both of them can't take the pressure of goig through the PAIN anymore. And so they broke up, and for 3 months, Remy can't stop thinking about Rinie and it shows. And Rinie on the other hand, tried to show to the world that revolves around her, that she's all ok and fine and moved on. But the truth is, she's only pretending everything's alright, when it is not, actually. She still missed her Remy but scared that she's the only one feeling that way. Knowing now that Remy still think about her too, she's all geared up and happy to patch back things with Remy. But as I said earlier, in her mind, something kept on bugging her. Something that always make her think, over and over again... "WILL IT BE THE SAME?"

3 months back they broke off due to several reasosn. Remy can't stand the fame Rinie's getting by becoming a model; and the attention of course. Rinie on the other hand, can't face the fact that Remy's been giving his attention to someone else. So in the end, they broke up. But deep inside, both of them still longing for each other. And that's why they intend to make things right this time. But still, making things right this time, still won't answer my question - WILL IT EVER BE THE SAME? We can try to make it but the absolute truth would be - NO, IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.


One might question that way - but the thing is; it doesn't matter how long the break up was, even if it was just for a week, things WILL NEVER be the same again. There'll be this somesort of a gap already between them. Sometimes people tend to neglect to see this gap but this gap is whats making them apart. And if we don't see to it, the gap will sooner or later becomes wider and that's when you part for the second time. That's why they say, once broken considered sold? Meaning - once broken, the thing will not be as it was once before, correct?

Another reason why I say THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN LIKE IT USED TO BE - human will always be human, and mistakes will eventually repeat, eventhough you try your level best not to repeat it. But being human, weak as we are, we tend to overlook at stuffs. Stuffs like... "Owh I've got Rinie back. So if I kantoi again this time, nanti we'll get back together jugak... " It's like, TAK SERIK? :)

I don't know about you people, but I've experienced once about this 'patching-things up again' and in deed, no matter how hard you try to work things out, it turned out to be 'not the same as it was once before"...



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I was goin' through the webbies for ... for erm... tah? Saje tgh bohsan², tetiber, gatei tangan nak gi find out more about Malay Miss Malaysias. Saje je nak tahu, selain Erra, siapo lagik, kan? So mek jumpe this website (dah tak ingat ape URLnye) but it clearly gives out this whole list of past years winners, from 1st winner, to the very current winner. And yang best nye, it lists out for both pageants - Miss Malaysia World and Miss Malaysia Universe.

Ramai would wanna ask - apo bezanye Miss Malaysia World and Miss Malaysia Universe? Well the truth is - bezanya would be Miss World nih organization lain, sapa nama pengasasnya tu? Miss Julia Morley? And Miss Universe pulak, si Donald Trump tu, kan? And both pageants although carries out respective agendas ke ape ke, still its main purpose would be, Beauty With A Purpose kot? Hadiah pun berbeza. Which one lebih grand? Tah lah - kalau nak tgk, contest yang a lil'bit formal with crown penuh grand bagai, Miss World la kot. Kalau something more casual and relax and simple, dari dulu would be Miss Universe. Which one lebih vast titlenya? Tah la - I would say Universe kot? Sebab World dok dalam Universe, kan? HEHEHEEH...

Ape² jer lah - tak kisah la sapa lebih grand ke ape ke - yang penting mek dosi lari tema entry. Mek nak citerkan pasal Miss Malaysia World / Universe past winners, kan? Hehehe... Bawah nih kan mek ado copy paste the list of the winners for both pageants. Lets la take a look...

Miss Malaysia/World Past Winners

2005 - Emmeline Ng Wei-Shu <<- Haiiii makin teruk pencapai our winners tau dalam Miss World... sedehhh...
2004 - Gloria Ting Mei-Ru
2003 - Wong Sze-Zen
2002 - Mabel Ng Chin-Mei
2001 - Sasha Tan Hwee-Teng
2000 - Tan Su Wei
1999 - Jaclyn Lee Tze-Wey
1998 - Lina Teoh <<- Yeap, the only Miss Malaysia / World yang berjaya membanggakan Malaysia when she won 2nd Runner-up to the title is Miss World 1998. Tapi melihatkan Miss France, 1st Runner-up and Miss Israel, the year's Miss World tu, I must say, Lina Teoh lebih deserving to win. I wonder kenape dia tak menang. POLITIC?
1997 - Arianna Teoh Lai-Poh <<- If dia tak menggelabah dan tak nervous and went and cakap "Sorry, I'm a bit nervous being in the top 10" - aiyak, I tell you, she would have simply lepas la kelompok top 10 and probably have made it into the top 5. Tapi waktu dia masuk top 10 pun, dah cukup membanggakan...
1996 - Qu-An How Cheok-Kuan
1995 - Trincy Low Ee-Bing
1994 - Rahima Orchient Yayah <<- She was (waktu tu la) by far, the best Miss Malaysia / World Melayu yang pernah dihasilkan. Why? Well - dia lah yang berjaya dok dalam kelompok top 10, and finished off Miss World Pageant in 7th placing. Not bad aih! And dia lah wanita Melayu Terakhir to win Miss Malaysia / World title before that fatwa keluar about Gadis Melayu dilarang bertanding dalam ratu² cantik. Habis tu, soklan... tu those pencarian Gadis Jelita la, Dewi Remaja la, itu semua, bukan Miss Miss ke? Hurmmmm...
1993 - Jacqueline Ngu
1992 - Fazira Wan Chek <<- The only Miss Malaysia / World Melayu yang I daresay dosi jadik famous gil gil babs, KAN? Tapi seriously, if Erra waktu tu, adalah Erra SEKARANG, mek rase, ade chan kot top 5?
1991 - Samantha Schubert <<- Owh yes - siapo nan kenal ini famous model?
1989 - Vivian Chen Shee-Yee
1988 - Sue Wong Choy-Fun
1987 - Sheela Shanker <<- Why ek namanye so familiar one?
1986 - Joan Cardoza
1985 - Rosalind Kong Siew-Kuen
1984 - Christine Teo
1983 - Michelle Yeoh Choo-Kheng <<- Nah - sape tak kenal nih, memang ah!
1982 - Nellie Yeoh
1981 - Cynthia de Castro
1980 - Callie Liew
1979 - Shirley Chew
1978 - Tina Osir <<- Di kabarkan dia also Melayu, tapi Melayu Sabah rasenye...
1977 - Christine Mary Lim
1976 - Puteh Naziadin <<- Two years in a row, gadis Melayu menang. Gosh, kalau lah ado pics² mereka...
1975 - Fauziah Haron <<- The next Malay to win the coveted crown...
1974 - Shirley Tan
1973 - Narimah Yusof <<- The 1st Miss Malaysia/ World Melayu. Mesti cam, gempak jer, kan? Hiks!
1972 - Janet Mok
1971 - Daphne Munro
1966 - Merlyn McKelvie
1965 - Clara De Run
1963 - Catherine Loh

Miss Malaysia/Universe Past Winners

2005 - Angela Gan
2004 - Andrea Fonseka <<- PALING SEDEH!
2003 - Elaine Daly <<- She, of all Miss Malaysia / Universe winner, yang mek surprised, didn't make it into the top 10. Cantik pe dia, kan? IQ pon vast!
2002 - Karen Lit Eit Ang
2001 - Tung Mei Chin
2000 - Lynette Mei Ling Ludi
1999 - Jeanette Ooi
1998 - Sherine Wong Sook Ling
1997 - Trincy Low <<- Owh yes - dia nih student KDU Penang, kawan Mak Ayam Nabilla katanya...
1996 - Adeline Ong
1995 - Suziela Bt Azrai <<- Dia la Miss Malaysia / Universe Melayu terakhir kot sebelum fatwa tu mula berkuat kuasa. See - I never knew ade lagi Melayu menang Miss Malaysia selepas Rahimah in Miss Malaysia / World. Hehehe...
1994 - Liza Koh
1993 - Lucy Narayanasamy
1992 - Crystal Yong
1991 - Elaine Chew
1990 - Anna Lin
1989 - Carmen Cheah Swee
1988 - Linda Lum Chee Ling
1987 - Christine Praglar
1986 - Batty Chee
1985 - Agnes Chin Lai Hong
1984 - Latifah Abdul Hamid <<- Dia nih namanye macam Grooming Exec for MAS tu je? Could it be her? Hurmmmm...
1983 - Puspa Mohamed <<- Siapakah?
1982 - Siti Binte Ali <<- Sure introduction dia senang je kan? Nama pun senang. Hiks!
1981 - Audrey Loh
1980 - Felicia Yong
1979 - Irene Wong
1978 - Yasmin Yussuf <<- Mendengar kisahnye about winning Miss Malaysia / Universe that particular year, and how she had to bertungkus lumus SDN. BHD. to go for the Miss Universe Pageant 1978, kesian pulok. Yer la, no sponsor no itu no ini - sendirian tau! Clap clap for her!!!
1977 - Leong Li
1976 - Teh Faridah Ahmad <<- Hiks! Kalau mek jadik dia, mek surely lepas menang Miss Malaysia / Universe nih kan, mek bukan syarikat Teh Faridah Ahmad... kan?
1975 - Alice Cheong
1974 - Lily Chong
1973 - Margaret Loo
1972 - Helen Looi
1971 - Yvette Beterman
1970 - Josephine Lena
1969 - Rosemary Wan Chow Mui
1968 - Maznah Binte Mohammed Ali <<- The second Malay to grab the title...
1967 - Monkam Anne Lowe Siprasome
1966 - Helen Lee Siew Lien
1965 - Patricia Agustus
1964 - Angela Filmer
1962 - Sarah Alhabshee Abdullah <<- 1st crown dah pun disambar gadis Melayu. Tapi dengar nama macam Melayu Mix sajork?

So itu la dia kengkawan... nama² yang pernah mewakili Malaysia dalam Miss World / Miss Universe pageants around the world. Some brought joys, some brought disappointments to the nation. And kalau ditgkkan bebetul, pencapaian our reps dalam both pageants, I have to say, pencapaian our girls dalam Miss World pageants lebih membanggakan, don't you think so?

Lately nih - tah la. NOTE yer, bukan I have anything against Chinese ke ape ke ek, jgn salah faham ek blog readers semua! What I'm tryin' to say here is that, cam mana ek to sound NOT pilih bulu ek? Ermmm - tah la. If that fatwa tak keluar, ramai of our Malay girls would probably be eligible to win the title and thus represent the nation. Serious, bukan nak kata Chinese girls tak outstanding - tgk lah Michelle Yeoh, Arianna Teoh, Lina Teoh - bagus, bukan tak bagus. Tapi, tah lah. Indian girls pun, tgk, macam Miss Malaysia / Universe 2004 ke, MEK TETAP cakap PUSHPA should have won instead of Andrea Fonseka tu. Itu lah - mek tak tau nak cakap cam mana. If only la Malay girls were allowed to compete... haiii...

But most important of all (tak kisah lah Chinese ke, Malays ke Indians ke Eurasian girls menang and represent Malaysia ke ape ke, mek tak kisah dah), yang penting, mek nak soalkan kat sini, WHERE/ WHAT WOULD THESE GIRLS BE NOW if they tak menang the title???



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Yerrrr lah! Coming sooonnnn coming soomm! BILE NYE!? Hiks! Sebelum me go into details of whats coming soon itiew - nih ha - semalam, tersentak bagai wig kepam dan bra lusuh beserta panties persis roti jalan yang dipijak² dan dilatam² rasenye hati mek nih membaca komen perempuan cantik seorang nih yang kini gila kejar hantu! Hehehehe...



Cam nih lah - bukan dia seorang sajork. Bahkan, ramai lagi yang asik lah been questioning me about this tau. Haaa - so - mrasalah in this entry, me will tell everything and everything about this soon-to-be-launched 'coming soon' product/ feature. HEHEHEHE! Mati la entry promosi lagik! LOL!

Actually, memang dah lama dah nak buat entry pasal nih tapi dok ingat nak tunggu sikitjam lagi. Besides, mek memang busy lately u ols. Busy melupakan hal² remeh temeh, busy melupakan tentang dia (sambil lagu Tentang Dia Melly itiew berkumandang...), busy dengan keje lah, busy dengan burning cd² lagu lah (oppps! Mati lah status pencetak rompak! - JELING kat SAYANGKU DONIA! Hahaha!), busy dengan itu la ini la - haiiii tak menang tangan.

Tapi dah tiba masanya sudah nak kena buat jugak la entry intro promo bagai ni...

Ok - sekiranya anda kerap ke http://www.lealaurielle.com kan, you will find this box/ feature, kan? Macam, tak activate sajork, kan? Mrasalah sebab memang Apek dan mek tak activekan lagik menatang tu! HAHAHA! Namanye onlinekan website tu dari November, tapi - yer la. Ingat keje senang ke nak buat!? Mrasalah dua² org pong busy katanya kan. Tapi diam² kami, yer - bendealah members area itiew dosi 90% siap katanya. Semuanya dah siap. InsyaAllah by the time kite launch, 95% sudah siap. 5% lagik - dengan kemasukkan ahli² baru plus pemberian nama kepada 'sesuatuh' feature dalam members area itiew, baru la complete 99%. It won't be 100% complete, purfect, sebab as the days goes by, ade je bebende yang Apek dan mek akan tambahkan dalam Members Area itiew. Nothing is purfect my dear - mrasalah kita biarkan sajork 99%. Kire ok la tu, kan?



Kenapa tak active awal²? Kenapa nak kena tunggu that specific date? Aha!!! Mek ado jawapannye u ols! Sebab on that specific date, the date of all dates, the date dimana that Members Area itiew akan dilaunchkan, mrasalah GENAP setahun mek berbloggin' in Blogdrive.com katanya. Dan sebagai tanda terharu dan berterima kasih mek kepada kawan², close friends, lovers, ex lovers, scandals - OPPS! peminat² (PEMINAT katanya! HAHAH!) dan lelalats lelengaus, ha - mek hadiahkan this members area katanya! HEHEHEHE...

Nanti bila dah active, ape yang ado dalam tu? Ha... ini mek suka nak jawab. Memacams ados u ols!!! Antaranya (eh - perlu ke 'antaranya'? Mrasalah mek list out kan semua features yang members get to do dalam itiew nanti! Mrasalah!)

• · Forums - Tau kan forum nih ape? Macam chatting, cuma it's on like a board thingie. Mrasalah saling berbalas² msgs. Interesting - and once dah addicted, aiyoh - susah nak let go tau! Tapi yer la, addicted pun, provided the place and community (members) tu pong happening la jugak kan. Jgn ade yang jenis suka carik pasal dan brangan dan feeling² STAR sudah ler... *jeling² kat Bel - LETS BELL! AYUH BELL - KITA LARI!!!!!!!!!* Hehehehe... (Mek tak maki kan? HAHAHAHA! Mek tak carut kan? HAHAHAHAHA!)
  
• · Journal - Ala² macam blog la jugak kot - users get to have their own journal kat situ and let other members read. Suke la. Mek pong wanna have one! (Habis!? BLOG nih nak campak kat mana? LOL!)
• · Photo Gallery - You can view and you get to post your own album utk ppl to share!
• · Private Messages - Mrasalah bermsg² privately between members! Hiks!
• · Reviews - Reviews nih mek rase kes kes review a lot of stuffs la kot. Tah - APEK! Dimana kau! Mrasalah explain sat! Hahaha...
• · Search - Boleh search ala² Yahoo! la gitiew... heheheh...
• · Stories Archive - Stories yang dipostkan oleh Admin1 dan Admin2  plus other users, siap ade archive tau utk easy access. Mek sker ini!
• · Surveys - Ade surveys, polls, and etc!
• · Web Links - Link² yang mek dan Apek ade, semua akan kami letak. Dan users pon leh contribute any links yang they feel like sharing, kan best?
• . Downloads - Dan ini mek rase paling seronok - as a member, you ols boleh download songs/ mp3 and probably videos ke ape yang kami dah uploadedkan kat sitiew. Mrasalah u ols! Senang!

TAPI - jenjejeng!!! This MEMBERS AREA nih is on invitation basis sajork utk elakkan...

• . LALATS and LENGAUS!!! - Yer - mek tannak porak perandakan community dalam Members Area www.lealaurielle.com itiew!
• . Mek dinch mau yang jadik members tu tak rase anything special. Yer lah - kalau semuanya leh jadik members, mananya 'keistimewaan' jadik members, KAN?
• . For awal² nih, biar lah jadik members atas invitation sajork. Lepas² tu bile mek dah comfy siket, ok lah - mek maybe bukak utk sesiapo sajork *mati la time tu mek nak adekan 1000 online guards on the lookout for lalats and penyangaks! HAHAHAHA!

For now, start your engines. Emails adds needed so that nanti mek senang nak email all yang in the invitations' list regarding this Members Area itiew - so start sending your request nak jadik members to lea@lealaurielle.com or lea_laurielle@yahoo.com (I SUGGEST u send to lea@lealaurielle.com and CC to lea_laurielle@yahoo.com - just to be on the safe side.) Sape² yang tak der dalam invitation list tu nanti,sorry - maybe mek terlupa - tapi kalau u ols dosi request, pasti ADO nama u ols dalam list tu. Kalau pass, approve - jalan. Kalau terkandas - SORRY nah - mrasalah tunggu intake seterusnya utk jadik members!!! Hahaha!




SO BILA nak launch??? Hehehe - nantikan 1.4.2006! Is it just another April fools trick!? Wait and see!




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Jengjejenggg! Aponye? What new features? Hiks! Mrasalah continue membaca...

Well as kita semua tau kan, lately nih, banyak sangat spam emails, kan? Terbaru (tak der la baru sangat - dah lama kot...) spam comments kat blogs. So far, I have to give credits kat Blogspot sebab dah buat anti-spam code request itiew tatkala any users nak comment any entries ke ape ke - which I believe is VERY good. Blogdrive nih bila nak buat tatau? Asik lah dok anti-spam code kat tagboard - PENAT LAH (penat? Penat lagik lelalats tu kan? HAHAHA!)

So tak per lah - spam comments kat my entries; yeap, apo susah kan, just delete katanya. TAPI pagi tadi (eh! Pagi semalam - sorry!), guestbook mek di www.lealaurielle.com ALSO dah mula ade spams! Motif ado spam dalam guestbook!? Dalam email lea@lealaurielle.com tu tak per lah jugak banyak sebab mek understand la kan, it's email - kan? Senang jer nak dispamkan, kan? Tapi ini GUESTBOOK nih! Zast nih!

So nevermind, mek asked la my dearest Apek, site admin mek tolong tgk² dan deletekan sajork. NAH! Lepas dia deleted those 5 spam signs dalam guestbook mek itiew, MRASA! Habis! Tonggang langgang upside down inside out habis guestbook mek. Berterabur nih all datas. Mek dan Apek PASTI ini musti angkara spam signatures itiew. Macam, sambil² menspam, sambil² menabur insert racun dalam guestbook mek! Hanjs! Kesianlaaa si Apek tu kena delete semua all 10 pages signs and then load balik one by one. Pun gitu, lama gak la kan dia nak buat - kesian. Mek tak leh tgk dia susah² nih, terus mek pon berpikiran nih cam mana ek... nak buat. AHA! Mek teringat! http://najib.is.an.enemy.org!!! Blog/ site dia tu, ado guestbook. And seingat mek, si Najib tu dosi boh anti-spam security code katanya kat dia nye!!! MRASA!


So dengan dapat idea nak amik feature tu dan disumbatkan to my own guestbook, mek telah mengaturkan date katanya antara si Najib dan Apek site admin mek itiew malam tadik kat YM. Lepas sejam lebih kot berdiskusi (si Najib dan si Apek tu lar - mek nengok jer... hiks!) dan selepas si Najib yang tgh lapaq tu penat mengerah tenaganye tolongkan si Apek tu install feature itiew, maka - jadik lah ini!!!


So dengan itiew new security code feature kat website mek nye guestbook, mek harap, dapat la ek mengurangkan SPAM yang persis Lalat Annoying itiew (betul ke mek heja annoying tu?) Heheh the code changes everytime the page di refresh/ reloadkan... katanya si Najib itiew la kan. Mek sker mek sker! Ok - end of 1st new feature. *Chup semenet! Nak minum sat!

Ok dosi kembalian! What's next? Ahhh yes! This next new feature nih bukan di www.lealaurielle.com tau. Tapi ia di http://www.lealaurielle.blogdrive.com yer. Hehehe...

Noticed dak setiap kali hampa masuk blog mek dulu, ala² sunyi sepi je? (NOTE: Bukan sunyi sepi dari segi pengunjung/ readers, pengomens, chatters or lalats, tapi sunyi dari segi BUNYI - *sambil lari² di atas Gunung Jerai, mek nyanyi... "The blog is not alive, with the sound of musiiiccc..." hehehehehe!) AHA! Now - dosi ade lagu, kan? Hehehe...


Now - uols ade option nak gi baca/ chat kat blog mek nih with music, or without music (kalau decided without, TEKAN jer PLAY button tu and it'll PAUSE the music la kan). Music nih akan kuubah sesuka hati mek sajork! Mek feeling² sehari satu lagu - mek ubah la. Mek nak menten lagu tu seminggu ke, sebulan ke, setahun ke - pon mek punye suko! HEHEH! Kalau FEELING nak pilih ur own songs - HA, pi ke website mek, PILIH jer dari list dalam Music Box itiew. Music box tu, kalau u ols tgk, asalnya disusun ikut abjad, kan? Haaa - tapi lately, lagu² teratas tu, mek dan Apek decided tannak sort it according to the abjads - kenaps? Sebab lagu² teratas tu kirenye THE LATEST/ NEWEST added songs la kirenye - paham? Hehehe... mrasa mrasa mrasa! Gedik²kan la kaki anda bile berada di website or blog mek - MRASA! Hiks!

Ade lagi new features? Yer Tuan Tuan dan Puan Puan - SEKIAN TERIMA KASIH! Tu jer! Hiks!



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Yes - temanya walaupun semalam mek sakit nak mampos mulut mek dan demam beserta migraine to make things worse la kan, still - mek dinch boleh duduk diam. Lately otak mek dok pikiaq nak CD burner itiew. So semalam, ptg, since mek tak der mende nak  buat kat umah, asik lah tidur tidur tidur jer (due to the ubats la kot, and the injections pada sebelah paginya itiew) so mek decided nak ke Plaza Sentosa; its like Aloq Staq's very own Sungai Wang, or Imbi Plaza - centre of IT/ PC stuffs.

So mek pon pi la, had to paksa my sister in law also sebab my mummy said... "Owhhh no - u're not gonna drive in that condition!". So mek telah memaksa my sister in law to drive me there. Hehehehe poor soul. Not only she had to drive me there, but also... hehehehe jengjejengggg paying for this new toy of mine. HAHAHA! Ala - she paid setengah jer lah! Why? Ade la - mek dah buat keje siket kat dia and business dia so ala² mek kata... "Sebagai ubah buat keje utk company u ols - mrasalah bayaq setengah dari harga nih yer... ". Hehehehehe tapi mek pon jahat gak. Both of us agreed that she's gonna bayaq setengah dari harga CD-RW nih, which was like, what, RM98? HAHAHA! Tapi mek jahat!!!

"HEY! I thought I agreed nak bayaq SETENGAH dari HARGA CD WRITER NIH saja!!! Not SETENGAH of the total cost!!!"

Mesti korang wonder - cost? Ape lagik mek belik?

MUAHAUAAHAUAHA! Mek belik tu, CD-R tu brapa keping tah - 10 kot? RM12... paihtu, mek belik Data Traveler (Pendrive) 512MB which ended lebih mahal dari my CD-RW itiew! LOL!!!! Mau tak sentap pompuan tu? LOL! Tapi kerna sayangkan adik ipaqnya ini, dah la sakit pulak kan, terus ... "Ok jer la la la la la!" katanya! LOL!!!!

So lepas tu kami pong balik (aiyoh - very skema UPSR karangan kan? HAHAHA!). Sis in law mek suruh mek hantaq CPU (eh, CPU or PCU? - CEH! PCU tu Passenger Call Unit dalam flight/ aircraft itiew! HAHAHAHA!) mek tu ke my Abang Long's shop, suruh staff Abang Long mek jer buatkan. TAPI GETEK! GEDIK! Nak buat sendiri katanya! Mrasalah terus mek tingtong dan HAMPIR² lingkup-rosakkan my own pc katanya! HAHAHA nak jadik Miss McGuiver la ek? HAHAHAHAHA!








Yang lawaknya call si csi_X itiew, (actually, yang SENTAPnya) dia tu memang la terror bab bab pc and IT nih. TAPI dengan mek, yang maha bengap nih pon, dia nak chat guna bahasa² sanskrit IT, NAH! Mrasalah kena maki ngan aku!

"HELLO!? I think it's time you use bahasa² BIASA dengan mek!? Hang ingat mek nih cekap sangat kah!?"

Hahahah - tapi yang pentingnya - dia AS USUAL, tolong mek, step by step, guided me through (WALAUPUN katanya 3 kali on off on off pc sebab pc tak leh detect the CD-RW itiew kan) saaaaaaaaaaaaaaampai lah last² sekali, BERJAYA KATANYA!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA... Tapi penat gak wooo - on off on off on off pc mek tu, sebab the first 2 times, tak leh detect katanya sebab ape tah si csi_X tu cakap, configuration jumper salah? HAHAHAHAHA mek pon betulkan la selepas di ajar oleh nya itiew sambil terjump² kegumbiraan bila dosi berjaya didetect cpu itiew. Mek suka mek suke!

Dan so - lepas tu - mek telah memburnkan sebanyak 3 cd dah! MEK SUKE! Collection 1 - Female English. Collection 2 - Female English 2. Collection 3 - Male English. MEK SUKE MEK SUKE! Balik karang nak burn lagik! YEH YEH! Sapa² dok ceghuk AS nih, si MamyZack, TokwanCute tu, Chef Aduka, AZ ke - BS ke... Ginger ke (aiyoh! Tu ceghuk AS ka? Tu dah menahala Gurun dah tu! LOL!) - nak buat cd lagu!? MEH kat mek. Mek charge murah sajork - RM5 sekeping! HEHEH good side income tau cam ginik! LOL! Mrasa lah mek also leh buat cd/ vcd katanya (sambil jeling kW! Die lah u pengeluar utama. Mek just copy sajork apa u ols kasik kat mek ke vcd baru dan start distributing during Northern Region gathering nanti! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!) Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Itu la dia - kesah - mek dan my NEW TOY! Mek sker mek sker! Hari tu memula new headphone with mic katanya. And then that pathetic ET look-alike webcam tu, then scanner katanya - then now, cd-writer. Lepas nih apo pulak ek? Hurmmm...



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