January 15th, 2006 - Day 4

No wonder la mek dah mula ingat² lupa about day 4 - sah sah more than a month katanya kan? *Ker mek makin kertu and can't recall balik dah? DIE LAH short-term memory lost! LOL!

So anyways, hmmmm - morning tu I remembered bangun, and said goodbye to Noval. Then mek sambung tidur kejap, before those lovely friends of mine started calling² my room ajak breakfast dan snappy² pics kat Pantai la apa la around hotel... And then me bangun, siap² packing bagai semua, showered and lepas tu usung lah trolley bag dan my new LV bag itiew dari bilik menuju ke coffee house itiew for breakfast. Breakfast pon no mood, bukan sebab nak balik - tapi sebab ngantuk! SERIOUSLY - dengan overdose minum malam tadi tu, dan with a little bit pongprang pongprang dalam bilik dengan Noval *opps!, mana nak cukup tidur mek? Gaya² nak tidur, si Noval tu nak balik. Pastu nak sambung tidur, tuptup si kawan mek tu, Bell tu, kejutkan mek *killed my morning joy - MOTIF guest mek yang woke me up instead of me giving my guests wake up calls? LOL!


Makan pun ala² kadar sajork *mati la diet!* and then terus ke lobby. After selesai urusan checkin' out, our guide bawak kiteorang gi ke Kuta town area for one last shopping session. Mek tak shop pa per pon - sah sah mek tidur jer dalam van tu, yang diparkingkan kat basement parking shopping complex ape tah? MATAHARI? Aiyoh! Tak considerate langsung driver ngan guide mek - depa switch off engine. MRASALAH aku berpeluh lepas bangun 20 minutes tidur. NANGIS! Dah tu, diaorang belom balik2 dari shopping, apa kes? Nak keluar dari van, kunci vannya nan ado. Kang aku keluar tak kunci van tu, naya jer hilang barang² dalam van. Mrasalah aku jadik penunggu katanya! LOL!

After sometimes (YES memangggg after some long times pong - lama gilos pi shopping, tapi mek nengok, tak der la banyak sangat mende depa shop pong) kitaorang proceed ke airport Ngurah Rai katanya. Tak der lah jauh sangat dari Kuta tu - like 10 minutes sajor dosi sampai airport. Ha - mula la nak DQ. Prasaan hiba dah mula mai - ala² cam malas pulakkk nak balik, kan? Balik kang, dah kena keje balik, terkurung lagi - ahhh bohsan!

Lepas itu ini itu ini - ok lah - bid farewell kat Ms. Wun, my agent, Pak Natsir our Guide and driver tu apa tah nama dia, Pak Nyaman? Tah - lupo dosi.


And then masuk, checked-in semua and mula la sessi melepak kat dalam airport tu. Tapi tak lama pon. Our flight was like at 13:50. Waktu tu dosi kul 12:00 plus plus dah. So lepak² kat area gate tu, pastu terjumpa si Bob Sani tu. Katanya semalam kat Kudos, memang dia balik sama flight. SAMA flight apo! Dia amik 13:55 punya flight, Air Asia! Sedey la dia - ingatkan sama flight! LOL!

Ade bende funny happened kat smoking area waktu mek pi join si Bob Sani ngan bf dia tu smoking. Mek punya lah RANCAK sembang kesah 'semalam' dengan Noval katanya, MEMANG tak cover dah mek citer tu. Kuar sebijik² ayat² dan aksi² binatang mek - only to find out, ADO SORANG pakcik melayu dok dgr sama. AKU ingat dia tu Indonesian, or kalau Malaysian pon, kawan kepada Bob tu. Rupo²nya, ADO? NAN ADO katanya - sempat dia senyum nih waktu lalu depan mek. Aiyoh! MEK MELU! Dah tu - dapat tau, dia satu flight ngan mek!? HAIYOH - nangis! LOL!




And lepas tu - kitaorang pong boarded la kan the plane - THANKS GODS it was an Airbus. Tak der lah semput sangat mek! LOL! Flight was very light-load, mek rase economy baru like, what, less than 100pax? So apa lagi - mek carik lah seat yang mek boleh stretch-out kan? Mrasalah mek kasik Mek Haine dan husband dia di seat 11A and 11C... Bel dan hubby dia di 14A dan 14C... dan mek - asalnya 16A, mek pindah pi 12D,E,F,G - mrasalah centre seats katanya kan! MEK SUKER!!!!

Dalam flight MH brapa tah - mek dinch kenal semua crew. Mek kenal 2 org jer, the chief and also the leading stewardess. Best sangat dapat jumpa kengkawan lamo. Lepas makan², apa lagi, CCN la (Cabin crew punye very own CNN channel - Cabin Crew Network) Gossip lah hal² perihal inside and out of MH, gossip crew la itu ini semua bagai... mrasalah mek pi duduk kat galley terus dan bergossip! LOL!









2 hours later - kiteorang dosi sampai KLIA and terus mek macam rasa extremely sedeyyy lah nak berpisah ngan my guests. We became REALLY close sepanjang this trip and mek rasa cam boringnyeeee nak berpisah (DQ lagiiik!)

Lepas dah hamek beg semue, kiss kiss pipi bagai semua - depa pi diaorang nye direction, mek menuju ke ticketing counter, gi belik ticket nak balik terus AOR. Asalnya mek nak lepak dulu KL nak nengok AJL katanya malam tu - tapi terus cancel sebab dpt tahu yang AJL tu sebenarnye in February! UPSET! LOL!

So lepas mek belik ticket (mek had to be on standby sebab katanya GCC full load! HANJENG SANGAT!), mek kuar isap² rokok sebats, pastu, mek tried my luck carik my friends, kot² ado kat counter check - in tu, leh depa confirmkan seat mek. Tapi nan ado kawan² mek, so mek just pi sajork check kat check in counter itiew. Kalau nan ado, mrasalah mek amik EYCL katanya - economy pon economy la, janji mek nak balik. Tapi tup tup, ADO seat! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE! Dan since mek malas nak lepak lama² kat luar tu, mek terus check-in and masuk terus ke Golden Lounge, boleh mek melantak lagik! Makan pi makan mai... tau tau flight calling for boarding. Haiyoh! Mek macam rasa baru sangat mek sampai dari Bali, dahhh nak kena naik flight lagi? Setahu mek,  mek sampai masuk  kat Golden Lounge tu kul 5.45 kot... sebab sampai dari Bali at 5pm. Tup tup dah 7.30? Hanjeng sangat! Flight mek kul 20:10, so mek macam... "Hurmmmmm - flight departure 20:10, door/ gate closes 15 mins before departure, so that would be 19: 55... now 19:35... mrasalah masih ade masa utk mek touch up touch up" Heheheh - Touch up punya touch up... NAH kau! Sampai diorang buat last call for mek for boarding - nama mek jer disebut! So meaning, mek a last ek? AIYOH!!!!!!! HANNJENG! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Keluar jer dari Golden Lounge tu... mek tgk lah ticket/ boarding pass mek. AIYOH! Gate B11 sundal! Mrasalah mek di A2, kan!? Hapsetnyeee! Lari nihhhhh tak hengat! Dengan pario tu, mek lari nih!!! "Excuse me - coming through! Excuse me! Move move!!!" Hehehe... And by the time mek sampai kat depan gate tu, MEMANG diaorang tgh prepare nak close the gate! HAIYOH! Mujur lagi - kalau idak, mrasalah mek hapset naik hangen tak dapat board the flight, kan!? Masuk² jer dalam cabin, mek nengok, semua dah terduduk dah - ala² macam, tunggu mekkkk je? MATI LA GRAND ENTRANCE katanya! And yang mek dapat nengok, GCC (Business Class) memang full load! 16 seats, semua taken, except 1C, which was my seat la kan. Mek pong duduk lah... penat nihhh! Mintak la orange juice, before take off - dan sempat la lap lap muka dengan itiew cold-towel. EH WAIT!? It's after 7pm, shouldn't they be serving hot towel before take off? AIYOH! MANA manual nih, meh mek nak tgk! COMPLAINT FORM PLEASE! Hehehe...



So waktu stewardess tu nak clear my glass and towel, dia ade tanya mamat sebelah mek tu nak pa per tak lepas take off. DATO' katanya - very daddy². Mek tak prasan sangat pun ghuponya cam mana - saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampai la mek RASA dia tasty adik² la u ols. Nampak sangat, sebab tangan kami ala² bersentuhan - although it could be mek sajork yang prasan, tapi APA KES waktu nak take off tu ala ala nak bersembang ngan mek? SAH SAH la waktu nak take off tu bising, jadik kami TERPAKSA merapatkan badan mek kearahnye dan mulut dia bebetul kat telinga mek - can feel his breathe u know! AIYOH!

Lepas take off, jgn tanya la - kami dah ala² cancak sembang - tanya itiew ini - dan u ols nak tau, apa mek feeling tetiber? MEK FEELING PERSIS MISTRESS DATO' tu tau! Ala², tah la - pertengahan flight, dosi mintak² phone number. By the time aircraft started to decent, nahhh dah ber "YANG YANG" dah! HOW!? Bukan mek jer tau, DIA also ok dah feeling call² mek cam gitiew - cam mana laaa mek tak feeling mistress dia? Dah la kaki dia ala ala pointing ke arah mek, badan mek dan kaki mek ala ala pointing ke arah dia, badan dah menyenget kearah dia - serious! Mek bayangkan mek nih travelling 1st class (instead of business class la kan) dengan dia, tah dari mana ke mana - AIYOH! MEK DAH FEELING time tu! LOL! Mati la Dato' R! LOL!



Lepas landed, nyeh - sweet ke tak sweet, tolong amikkan beg mek nih. Mrasalah time tu mamat yang duduk 1D yang dari dalam flight dok tgk perangai belungkas (eh, ke beluncas?) mek ngan Dato' R tu, dah mula jeling² semacam dah kat mek. SEE!? MEK juga mangsa. Bukan mek goda Dato' R tu pong! URGH! Ke dia jeles sebab dia tak dapat duduk sebelah Dato' R itiew? (MRASALAH mamat duduk 1D tu mek tau dia tidoq kat Holiday Villa katanya on business meeting!)

Dato' R by the way - dok Loq Staq jugak! LOL!

So lepas dah disembark semua, kami went on our seperate ways la kan. Dia sah² la berkuncu bagai semua menyambut dia kat arrival hall. MEK? Menantikan ketibaan AYAHANDA terchenta katanya mai amik mek! LOL!

Dalam kete mek DIAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM jer tatau pasai pa. By the time mek nak sampai umah, mek tanya -

"Bapak, bapak kenai Dato R dak?"

"Dato' R mana?" Mati la tak tau bakal menantu - OPPS!

"Ala - Dato' R, KCS itiew?" KCS - Kedah Civil Servant - and by the way, mek dinch la cakap ITIEW kat father mek. It was ITU la! LOL!

"Oooowwww kenaiii kenaiii... awat...?"

"Tadak pa pa lah - dia dok sebelah tadik dalam flight" AGAIN - mek propah. Ayat original nye, "Tadak pa pa lah - dia dok sebelah J dalam flight tadi... "MATI LA tannak reveal nama betul! LOL!

Dan maaaaaaaaaati la mek dapat tau rupanya bapak mek dgn Dato' R itiew kawan - nangis! HAHAHAHA!

So sesampainya mek kat umah - mek unpacked, pastu mek kasik lah bende² mek beli kat my mom ngan my dad ngan my sis-in-law and my sis... NAN ADO for my anak² buah and Abang Long! LOL!!!!!!! Lari tapi slow la sikit - dah penat! Hehehehe...




So maka dengan itiew, berakhirlah laporan 4D3N mek ke Bali ... sekian... (MATI LA lepas sebulan baru nak habis! LOL!) Tepuk tepuk tangan!!!
 
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January 14th, 2006 - Day 3

Although the program stated that day 3's tour will only start at 10am, still, I've got to get up early around 7nish. Why ek? Sebab I've got meetings with 3 hotels in Kuta along with my agents - hanjeng kan!? Nak kena renew contract rates, view the rooms, have breakfast with each hotel's representative and etc. So nak tak nak, I guess I had to. Semalam already ponteng the meeting with another 2 hotels - so today I though to myself... "No can ponteng² or give excuses anymore...".

I was picked up by my agent at around 8am and we then straight away went for the meeting in Kuta. During the meeting, I couldn't help it - tgk jam, dan terlelap. Tgk jam, and terlelap. Why ek? Probably because I was sleepy sangat kot - or the meeting was a bit tooooo boring. Or, the person yang I had meeting with tu, either membohsankan, or a woman, or a man yang "nan-ado" candiew nya.... KAN!? Dah la tu, otak asiklah terpikir... "Ape lah my four guests tgh buat sekarang? Baru lepas mandian² dan siap²an nak pi breakfast? Ahhhh bestnye!"

But I really had fun enjoying 3 times breakfast in 3 different hotels - aiseh, there goes my diet I say. LOL! As I was enjoying breakfast, my agent asked whether I would like to join my guests for today's tour. At first I wanted to skip - boleh la feeling pergi uruts² ker or what not kan.... But later, when I received an sms from my friend,

"Nyeh... ko ikut kitaorang dak tour hari ni?"

Then I replied,

"Tah la u ols. Mek masih meeting sundal! Tak sure whether I could ikut ke idak... maybe u ols proceedon sajorks, ek?"

"Ahhh! Tak kire! Sentap ahhh kalau kau tak ikut! Tak kecoh ah!!! Join ler!!!"

 I felt like... 'Kang aku tak ikut, sentap bebetul kang, naya ja. Kang kalau ikut pulak, mek pulak penat... hmmmm... decisions... decisions... Hiks!" So I told my agent, after the transport amik my guests at Nusa Dua, ask them to stop by dekat Kuta ni and pick me up but don't tell my guests yang they're picking me up. Sebab I told my friend that am not going. Heheheeh... drama Q. Whatelse! LOL!

10.30am plus², they arrived at Kuta Paradiso Hotel, the last hotel I had breakfast tu la kan, and I joined my guests. My friends ade jugak muka happy that I managed to join them tapi tetap kekwat nih,... "Kaaaata tannak join lah itu la ini la?" Hehe. Rasa macam nak jer cakap... "Owhhh kekwat ek!? ENCIK (referring to the transport driver), berhentikan saya disinik sajork!" hehehe... tapi tak pulak - sah sah ikut sekali sebab today acara nak pi melawat TANAH LOT - tak pergi, rugi beb!

It's like, kalau dah ke Bali tapi dinch ke Tanah Lot, might as well tak yah pi langsung Bali itiew, KAN? So anyways, from Kuta, kitaorang tak der lah gi straight ke Tanah Lot. Kitaorang gi ke Bedugul dulu. Tak ingat ape yang berlaku as mek fell asleep (AGAIN) along the way. Tup², sampai dosi. Had international-buffet-lunch dulu kat sitiew. The food was somewhat like makanan yang diserved yesterday kat Kintamani itiew tapi ade lah bezanye sikit dari segi rasa.





Later, lepas dosi lunchies, kitaorang visited Taman Ayun Temple, Lake Beratan and Ulun Danu Temple (yesss, semuanya in one place katanya). The view was magnifique!!! Sangat² u ols! According to our guide, katanya, usually by 4pm, kabus mula memenuhi disetiap pelusuk kawasan tasik ini - and cuacanya, aiyoh! Sejuk. Suka lah!




And lepas snappy² pics sana sinik, kitaorang proceed ke Bedugul Market. Katanya 15mins stop - NAH!!! Mrasalah 30 minutes jadiknya! LOL! Mek pong sama naik - shopping seluar belah belah itiew? LOL!




Lepas tu, baru kiteorang proceed to Sukawati Market - haiyoh! SHOPPING LAGI katanya! Havessslah!!!


While kat Sukawati itiew (Sis In Law kawan mek sesuke hati dia jer cakap SUKAHATI MARKET - dah la yesterday org gi KINTAMANI dia sesuka hati cakap KINABATANGA! Haiyoh! MEK HAINEEE MEK HAINEE! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiii!) kitaorang met Joe 4U2C itiew. At first mek dinch prasan who he was, not until my friend nih la... "EH! That's Joe 4U2C" And then mek was like... "JOE WHO!?" Ok lah - not bad looking katanya in real (tah - pernah ke me looked at him dalam media cetak ke tv ke ape ke, kan? LOL!) Yang penting, sempat mek ngan dia bersembang2, dan mek as usual sempat feeling2 tapi LUPA nak mintak nombor phone katanya (or kasik number phone kat dia) - Tah lah, dah la my friend cakap ado nampak signs yang he was interested (interested in what? ADEEE LAH!). Haiii - feeling punya pasal, nahhh - semua lupa! LOL! Tapi we had fun lah kat Sukawati tu, sesukahati sajork mek spent like more than, RM200 kat situ alone! Beli itu ini! Macam²! LOL! Yang penting, ade satu bende yang mek beli, my friend SENTAP sebab mek borong all 5, last stock katanya - so my friend, tak sempat nak beli. Dah la tak sempat nak beli, TAK SEDAR pon kewujudan bendealah tu kat situ. Ape kebende? CERMIN! Hehehe nanti mek tunjuk pics cermin itiew, probably on the last entry kot.

Then kitaorang rushed to Tanah Lot sebab kaedahnya dosi mau malam, takut tak sempat nak nengok sunset. Dan YEERRRLAH! Memang tak sempat sangat pon sebab by the time kitaorang sampai, it was almost like, dah gelap dosi! But still, kitaorang sempat view the magnifique temple on the rock, kocakkan ombak yang dingin and also beautiful scenary!



And then kitaorang returned to Nusa Dua. TAPI SEMPAT stop kat Bali PLANET HOLLYWOOD - shopping lagi! Mati la mati!


Lepas tu, stopped for dinner kejap, nasik padang again katanya! (YER! Kali ini dinch lupa nak snappy² pics lagi dah! LOL!) Then back to the hotel terus, dengan plastic bags berdoyon² kaedahnya. Owh yes - since mek CONFIRM beg yang mek bawak tu tak akan mampu menampong semua bende²alah yang mek dosi belik tu, kitaorang stopped kat this one shop, before masuk ke area hotel, utk beli - BEG katanya! Jgn memain! LV sundal! Mrasa! LOL!



Later that night me went out to Seminyak again. At first semua, all of us nak gi. Tapi biaso lah, last last Sis In Law kawan mek itiew and hubby nye sajork yang ikut mek. Kawan mek ngan laki dia, apa lagi - XXX la itiew! OPPS! Lariiiiiiiiiiiii!

Tapi Seminyak was kindda like a bit lebih happenin' compared to the night before. Tah la - probably Saturday night kot? So sesampainye Seminyak, mek lepak Qbar and Sis In Law kawan mek and hubby dia gi ke another club. Mek lepak² Qbar dari nan ramai orang, sampai lah pack giler! And then sis in law kawan mek itiew and her hubby wanted to balik dulu; I think it was around midnight dah kot. So mek pon relakan diaorang balik dulu. Dan tinggallah mek sengsorang, feeling² kat Kudos. Until mek met Noval Saputra, a 30yo business guy from JKT yang datangnye ke Bali also for the weekend utk beristirehat katanya... LOL!

Lepaked kat Qbar sampai habis show, baru kitaorang (me and Noval's friends semua) gi ke Kudos. Dan kat Kudos, mrasalah mek met 3 familiar faces dalam MAS (stewards la kan) and also BobSani katanya, owner Bleu Bar itiew? HAIYOH! Dia also di Bali katanya dengan bfnya, dosi seminggu! Gilos - seminggu!? So tak per la. Since Noval ade kengkawan dia, mrasalah mek ajak sajork BobSani tu lepak² ngan mek. Until...

Something happened kat Kudos actually malam tu - and it scared the hell out of me. Seriously! At first tak der mende - ramai nih dalam Kudos tu, dancing la, laughing, meminum, lelapak and what not. Noval and me was somewhere outside of Kudos, just outside the main entrance. Tetiber, ramai orang keluar from Kudos and from biasa², terus jadik tolak², menjerit² and dah started lari. BobSani cam sial sangat! Left me terkontang kanting, tapi beers, drinks dia semua botol² tu dia dosi selamatkan, bersama anak² ikannya. Hanjeng sangat kan! Mau mek maki muka dia time² tu jugak! LOL! Mujur ade Noval. Noval tak lepaskan my hands even for one second pong, and kept on pulling me sampai kami managed to keluar to the main road. And waktu nak keluar² tu, dengar la org sebut pasal bomb! NAH! Kecut habis mek dibuatnya - felt like... aiyoh! Don't know what was goin' through my mind waktu tu. Like, a little bit of me HERE, THERE, and EVERYWHERE! Aiyoh! Kecut perut sundal! But it was like after 30 minutes kot, semua settle. Kaedahnye, cam nih.

Ade sorang mamat tu masuk toilet. Dalam toilet tu ade bakul sampah katanya. Sebelah bakul sampah tu ade plastic hitam berikat and round, macam ade isi la dalamnye. Dan asal started memenuhi toilet tu. Started screaming and org semua assumed it was a bomb, BOLEH? Gara² plastic hitam itiew! Tapi depa tak sedar, yang mengeluarkan that smoke, was that waste bin tu, yang ade PUTUNG ROKOK yang kena pada tissue! Mrasalah berasap! HANJENG KAN!? Well - this was told to BobSani yang sebok² pi tanya abang polis ke bomba tah la - tapi yang pasti, he was a chub, and BobSani dosi gilakan dia. HANJENG double time! LOL!

Lepas tu - suasana kembali ceria, but not for me. Selagi mek tak blah, mek masih ragu². Seriously u ols - u don't know how I felt waktu tu. Noval noticed me macam tak comfy. So dia ajak me, Bob, kawan² dia semua - ke Club 66 (diaorang call Double Six dan bukan Sixty Six katanya!LOL!). So mek pon on sajork. Alih² ingatkan nak feeling nak cab. LOL! NAIK MOTOR katanya! Mrasalah mek feeling pompuan desa naik motor - opps! For like RM5 sajork naik motor tu, for a trip like 15 minutes ride - OK LAH TU, kan?

Dan sampai ke Club 66 - mek got 'high' - nih keje si Noval tu lah! Tapi 'high'² mek, mek still dapat ingat apo jadik kat sitiew. By the time kami sampai, it was around 3am kot. Org baru mula nak ramai sebab baru habis dari Kudos/ Qbar. Yeap, muka² samo jugak. Club 66 tu mix crowd I think - straight ado, gay ado, lesssie ado - semua ado sajork. Dan yang penting, dance floor dia, Mak AIIIHH! Vavavoomly besau! MEK SUKE! Dan yang teramat penting, Club 66 is the only club in the world (eh, ke in Asia tatau? Mek kureng ingat dah) yang ado bunjee jumping katanya! Tinggi sundal! I think like 10 storey high? Kot? Hehehe whatever it is - mek yang telah high telah menggilakan diri pi try bunjee jumping itiew, yang menjunam masuk ke dalam swimming pool! MEMANG mek gile malam tu! Tak semena² tetiber nak try bunjee jumping! GILA KAN!? Tapi it was an unforgetable experience of my life! GETTING HIGH AND WENT UP 10 STOREY-HIGH FOR BUNJEE JUMPING! LOL!!!

It was aroun 4.30am kot when mek couldn't take it anymore - gile babeng punye high! Sampai Noval had to take me back to Nusa Dua and back to my room... XXX <- Perlu ke citer? NANTI SAJORK! LOL!

Dan itu lah dia - the end of DAY 3 - FINALLY! LOL!

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January 14th, 2006 - Day 3

Draft prepared: January 22nd. "Although the program states that day 3's tour will begin at 10am, still, I've got to get up early around 7nish. Why? I've got meetings with 3 hotels in Kuta. Nak kena renew contract rates, view the rooms, have breakfast with each hotel's representative and etc. So nak tak nak, I guess I had to. Semalam already ponteng the meeting with another 2 hotels - so today I though to myself... "No can ponteng or give excuses anymore...".

I was picked up by my agent at around 8am and we then straight away went for the meeting in Kuta. During the meeting, I couldn't help it - tgk jam, dan terlelap. Tgk jam, and terlelap. Why ek? Probably because I was sleepy sangat kot - or the meeting could be boring. Or, the person yang I had meeting with tu, either membohsankan, or a woman, or a man yang "nan-ado" candiew nya....

But I really had fun enjoying 3 times breakfast in 3 different hotels - aiseh, there goes my diet I say. LOL! As I was enjoying breakfast, my agent asked whether I would like to join my guests for today's tour. At first I wanted to skip. But later, when I received an sms from my friend, I felt like... "Kang tak ikut, sentap. Kang kalau ikut, mek pulak penat... hmmmm... decisions... decisions... Hiks!" So I told my agent, after the transport amik my guests at Nusa Dua, ask them to stop by dekat Kuta ni and pick me up but don't tell my guests yang they're picking me up. Sebab I told my friend that am not going.

10.30am plus², they arrived at Kuta Paradiso Hotel, the last hotel I had breakfast tu la kan, and I joined my guests. My friends ade jugak muka happy that I managed to join them tapi tetap kekwat nih,... "Kaaaata tannak join lah itu la ini la?" Hehe. Rasa macam nak jer cakap... "Owhhh kekwat ek!? ENCIK (referring to the transport dirver), berhentikan saya disinik saja!" hehehe... tapi tak pulak - sah sah ikut sekali sebab today acara nak pi melawat TANAH LOT - tak pergi, rugi beb!"

Currently: Continue... (Sorry I'm only doing this sebab I just had to finish this day 3 and day 4 off. Finishing what I've started; minus the passion for it...)

Went to Bedugul. Had international-buffet-lunch. Later visited Taman Ayun Temple, Lake Beratan and Ulun Danu Temple. And then stopped at Bedugul Market. Proceed to Sukawati Market. Met Joe 4U2C. Then rushed to Tanah Lot. And then return to Nusa Dua. Stopped for dinner, nasik padang again. Then back to the hotel. Later that night went out to Seminyak again. Met Noval Saputra. Lepaked kat Qbar before went to Kudos. And after the bomb-threat scene, continued kat Club 66. Went back to the hotel at 4.30am, with Noval and then zzz.

End of Day 3.




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"Mak speku lah kebenaran dalam cerita dia tu - mak rasa bukan cam tu the story should have been..."

"I believe that he's just making it all up to make it look fancy, don't you think?"

"Ape buktinye Nyeh? No pics just words? Ceh - I doubt la..."

"Isn't it obvious everything that she ever said was just fictional? Tah la u ols. Mek speku sajor..."

SPEKU SPEKU SPEKU - everything is just speculation, right? Lets see - what is SPEKU @ Speculation? Speculation is just merely assumining things - assuming when u're in doubt of something. Yeap, it's that simple. So, yeah, what harm can a simple speculation do to someone? Follow up this entry and you'll find out the answer.

Often speculations are made when certain people have doubts over something, or simply put, speculations are there when certain party or individuals either have doubts over things that they've talked about, or discussed, or blogged? Or they feel uneasy with certain subjects or perhaps, speculations arises when they disagree about something. For "A" to say "B" is just making stories up or maybe "A" disagree or in doubt about something discussed by "B" is probably too much and not right. So instead, why not do speculations - at least that will make others think over the speculated subject ie the subject made by "B". So what harm can speculations do to "B"?

• 1. "B" gets hurt.
• 2. "B" feels that "A" doesn't trust him/ her.
• 3. "B" could be losing his/ her self confidence.
• 4. "B" may be embarraced with the fact that "A" has been speculating about things he/ she have said and thanks to "A", it's all over town by now?
• 5. Why do I have this feeling 4 harms are just about enough for now?

I think that Speculating is just like Questioning, right? Questioning or, hm... what's that word again? Ah yes, in doubts. And when you're in doubt, the word TRUST can't be used, right? For if you trust someone, you wouldn't be questioning things and wouldn't be throwing speculations, correct?

What are the things that we SPEKU a lot everyday - a lot! But in this entry, lets take a look at one fine example which apparently happened to me. No, not me speculating - it's me who has been speculated; in other words, I'm that "B" - the one that people don't trust or have doubts in.

-Speculating about the truth of my blog ie. my entries-

The blog heading clearly states; "Stories of my life; I write, you read... and that's the way it is! Face it!..." - did I see anything about "STORIES OF MY LIFE, I WRITE AND U SPECULATE?" No, I don't think so. Over and over again I think that MOST of my entries in my blog are based purely on my experiences in life; doesn't matter whether it's about my PAST TENSE drag life, or my work and social life, or any current events or happenings. Most of it (NOTE: I didn't say all, MOST of it) are writen only because I've experienced it - regardless whether its with pictures or 'non-ado-pictures' in it.

Writing has been like a new passion for me. It has filled up my empty life and I found it (I STILL do) very interesting, to spend some 2 3 hours in front of the pc and start typing stuffs ie. blogging. But all that hard typing goes into the trash (eventhough it has been published) when people speculate what I write. Most of the time, THE REASON why they speculate is simply because...

"Owh look - it's that 100% words-only entry. No pictures to prove that the story is true. So I doubt its true - well, it's just another speculations..."

JUST another speculations? Do you not see that 4 HARMS that I could be going through from your "JUST ANOTHER SPECULATIONS?" I feel I've wasted my time and efford trying to SHARE things with people. It's true like the Malay saying... "KERANA NILA SETITIK ROSAK SUSU SEBELANGA" - One speculation, over 100s of support, could end up in the drain too you know. I've lost that PASSION for writing these few days lately. Why? Need I say more about it?

What I do not understand is this - a blog entry, with photos, shows that it's true. An entry based on experience, WITHOUT photo, means nothing and just another fictional story. WHY? Isn't it possible to write something and simply cut and paste some photos found on the internet and include it in the entry just to prove its true? It IS possible - well, I'm just SPECULATING, am I not?

Lately I see there like tons and tons of people speculating around me. (no, am not JUST talking about speculations about my blog now; this one I meant as general). And the worse part is, those 'people' who speculates around us, would be the ones whom we call, FRIENDS. I'm sorry, which part of the FRIENDSHIP rules that states "A FRIEND NEEDS TO SPECULATE?". I've missed out that point, can someone refresh my brains? And COMING BACK to speculations about my blog entries - those speculations made actually came from people I call FRIENDS. Isn't that EXCITING?

"Ala nyah - orang gurau speku jer la... tu pun nak makan hati..."

"Ala adik² cam tu la kan - nak emo..."

"Nyeh, kami nih kawan. Tak per la nak speculate. Lain la orang kita tak kenal nak speculate, confirm mak sentap nyah. Tapi dengan kawan², apa la sangat?"

WRONG! It hurts even more having FRIENDS speculating things, compared to speculations coming from strangers. For me, speculations coming out from strangers means nothing much if compared to FRIENDS. I don't know who those strangers are - and for that matter, I don't think I should be giving serious thoughts about what the speculations are (although most of the time being me, I still DO CARE for strangers comments or speculations). It's not my concern (which proves why nowadays the number of LALAT CHATTERS, LALAT BLOGGERS and LALAT COMMENTS are increasing drastically. WHY? Lalat would says "WELL, kalau aku comment or chat using my nickname, MY FRIENDS will surely kenal. Baik aku jadik LALAT. THAT WAY MY FRIEND will not know I spekukan entry dia or chat di tagboard dia... so I will be safe from dicarutkan...")

Anyways, my concern is that sometimes, speculations come from your own FRIEND which apparently makes me sad. It hurts. It's like your friend is questioning about the truthfulness of your entry, or better still, in doubt of your entries - simply because it's too DRAMA, or it's soo FAIRY TALE sound/ look alike, or the best reason, NO PICS maaa... so mesti dia speku, KAN? I don't know *Sigh*. Sometimes I don't know why people love to speculate when they know that speculations can cause PROBLEMS and MISS UNDERSTANDINGS instead of bringing FUN.

My blog is basically like my life - I wonder, to those yang love to speculate - do you guys know that you could hurt someone's feeling when you speculate about that someone's life? Ok - you might say...

"Ala, speculate about blog entry, perlu ke sentap?"

True. Takkan nak sentap over a small speculations? But what if you over do it? Don't you care about other people's feeling? Sure, all you care for is that "SPECULATING IS FUN, DON'T YOU THINK? IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN SEX - WE GET TO LAUGH!" - NOPE... it's not for me. I mean, speculating a lil'bit is probably acceptable, but too much? Think about it.

And what's worse, when you speculate about me or my blog, which SOMETIMES apparently RELATES to someone else - hey, you're hitting two birds with one stone. Congratulations. Speculating about the blog entries is one thing. But speculating about one's personal affair or life, which apparently involves another person (obviously), means that you're hurting not one but two person at the same time - something to be proud of aih? Speculations; if its true, so be it. But what if what you speculate isn't true?

What is this? Another one of those "from the bottom of my broken toilet bowl" entries again? You can say that again. I wonder whether if LL is seriously hurt, or she's just playing her role as the DRAMA QUEEN OF THE YEAR again?... Hmmm... put on your thinking caps, but don't use ur brain, just put on that cap  - and lets SPEKU!

The End




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It was 29 years ago, that I was born to a lovely couple; namely Selamat Haji Kadir and Maryam Sinok. They were no rich, or from a well-to-do family; just a normal couple who were in love despite having to go through a lot of problems just to be together. Reason being, my mom wasn't a Malaysian; specifically, she was a Siamese. And technically, my dad wasn't accepted by my mom's family just because he was of a different race and nationality. But sworn to the oath of Love, and willingness to be together through thick and thin, through sadness and pain, through tears and laughter, for better or for worse, they eloped just to be together and lived away from friends and family, somewhere in the borderline of Kelantan and Thailand.

There, they lived happily together, raised me up and soon, all of my other eight siblings were brought up in a family where we believed that life isn't always about acceptance; it isn't always about being happy all they time – It is about surviving and going through what comes in the days afterwards with open hearts and open mind. My dad was just a farmer back then, and my mom, lets just say she enjoyed being around with her children at home, doing her daily housewife work. Me on the other hand, I was determined to grow up and soon take the responsibilities of my dad taking care of this family. He wasn't getting younger everyday, I thought to myself. And so was my mother. And I was pretty much determined that I want to help this family of mine to survive the world where we have no other families or relatives to depend on.

Life is short, they always say. But I would have never guessed that it would be a short one for my dad. He passed away when I was 18, after having a heart attack. Devastated and heart-broken, I went out to seek for my relatives for some help. But I was more disappointed to know that I've failed to trace any members of my late father's family members. And I thought to myself, even if I managed to find them, what would I say? What would I tell them? I'm Hafizz, Selamat's 1st son, the son from his marriage to Maryam Sinok who has eloped with him? I couldn't do it, although I was determined that I could, but I knew I couldn't.

And that's when I came to realize that it was now all up to me to take care of this family. But I couldn't go to Kota Bharu and find work there – I don't have proper identification papers or even, proper schooling and academic qualifications? How was that possible to help me to find a decent job? After thinking hard for couple of days, I've come to a decision – I will go to Bangkok. And with a small savings I've made, and with the help of some local friends of mine, I made my way to the city of Bangkok, in 1995. It was hard to leave my family behind, especially my mom who was still in the state of shock, losing my dad, but I've made a promise to her that I will not let anyone in my family suffer and I will come back to take them with me to Bangkok. It won't be that soon, but I will not take forever to bring them with me.

The day I arrived in Bangkok, I met a friend of mine who lived just across my house back in the borderline. Don, who has been in Bangkok for a year already, showed me around town. And was so kind enough to let me stay with him. He was this small rented room, just nice for one occupancy. But he didn't mind to share with me…

"This is just temporarily. I'm sure you'll find your way soon, and have your own place to stay too," he said.

Within couple of days, I managed to find a decent job, a cleaner at a local non-halal restaurant. I didn't mind the non-halal part, anything goes so long as I get the money. It wasn't a time for me to think of halal or non-halal, as I was desperate to find money to save up and probably bring my mom and my other siblings to Bangkok.

Don on the other hand I see, doesn't work during the day. He leaves the room somewhere before 8pm, but returns home just before 6am the following morning. I was curious, but I didn't have to guts to ask him. I don't want to be disrespectful to the person who was helping me at that time by asking him personal questions.  

Days turned to weeks, turned to months, and soon, I've managed to save up some money, but it wasn't enough to bring all of my family members to Bangkok. I gazed outside the window one day, when Don came up to me and started a conversation which changed my whole life…

"Are you ok? You seemed a little bit stressed. Problems?"

"Don… it's been 3 months now. I'm still here in your room. Although I could afford my own room now, but I need that money to bring my family to Bangkok…"

"Am I complaining about you staying here in my room?"

"No, but I don't want to trouble you. You have helped me so much Don but I feel that I am not gaining anything, I am not helping my family or myself as for that matter…"

"Are you straight?"

"Excuse me?"

"I asked, are you straight?"

"What kind of question is that? Of course I am straight. Why, are you not?"

"I swing both ways. I just had to…"

"What do you mean?"

"Do you want to make fast money?"

"You know I would do anything for it. But what does it have got to do with the fact that I'm straight or not?"

"Pit, sit down. It's time for you to know something…"

Don called me Pit, a shorter name for Hafizz, and plus, it sounded more Thai, if you know what I mean. So then, Don told me everything, from A to Z. What has he been doing in Bangkok for the past one year? How did he earn his money? What does he have to do to earn that money? And etc.

"A Go Go Boys?" I asked him.

"Yes. It doesn't matter whether you're straight or not. You do want the money don't you?"

"But Don, I… I…"

"You what? You don't think you can ever have sex for the sake of the money?"

"No, it's not that. I don't mind having sex with ladies, but with men?"

"Do you want the money or not?"

"Don, you know I do…"

"Then come with me tonight. I'll take you to the place I'm working and I'll show you the real meaning of LIFE."

That night I followed Don to his work place. It was around 20 minute walk from the place we stayed. The area, better known as The Twilight Zone, was already busy by that time; busy with men, mostly Whites and Caucasians, not to mention, local boys and men too. I couldn't be bothered, but I can't stop noticing that almost everyone was like staring at me.

"Don't worry Pit. If anyone bothers you, just say you're with me…"

I was a bit shocked with Don's suggestion but didn't want to argue about it. I just nodded as he held my hands and brought me straight into his work place. It was like a club, with seats and stage and loud music, and above all, it was dark. All I could see was the disco light. He asked me to sit down by the corner and said,

"Wait here. I'll be back in a while"…

After a while, Don came back, but only wearing a tight short; no shoes, no shirts, just a very small, tight short. And he came back with this one guy, who seemed like the clubs' manager or something.

"Pit, this is Mr. Jirapath, the clubs' manager. Mr. Jirapath, this is my friend, Pit"

My guess was right. Don introduced me to the manager of the club that he was working at. And so I had this long talk with this manager, Mr. Jirapath and while we were talking, I managed to see Don 'performing' on stage.

Don with the rest of the boys, will parade up on the stage, showing off their bodies, bulges and smiled to everyone around them – clients if I may say so.

"Once a client chooses his (or her as for that matter) boy, the boy will then have to get down from the stage and will entertain the client. Normally it would be like THB300 per session there at the club (where THB150 will go to the boys' account). But if the client wants to bring the boy back, a minimum of THB1000 will be charged to the client (out of which, THB500 will go to the boys' account) and the rest, the client will have to pay directly to the boy. Somewhat like a tip or something. The boy may charge another THB500, depending – negotiable," explained Mr. Jirapath to me.

"If the client brings back the boy, what does the boy have to do?"

"Depends…"

"On?" I was very curious at that time...

"The client. He is paying you after all. Do as you're told, and you will get paid. If he's satisfied, you could be seeing him again and you might just be able to charge him more…"

"Pit, you are gifted with such a great body, with a very sweet Asian face, more like a Malay Man if you ask me. I'm sure there are lots of guests, or clients, who wouldn't paying you a fortune to be with you. Why don't you give it a shot?" said Mr. Jirapath, while his hands started holding my crotch between my two legs. I didn't know how to react. I just let it be.

"See… with this big toy of yours, I bet, you would be our number 1 boy in this club. Trust me…" very persuasive was Mr. Jirapath, and I fell for it.

 
"It is now 10 years that I have involved myself in this A-Go-Go-Boys business. My family is here with me now. I have my mom; although not feeling well these days but still, she's surviving. I managed to send some of my siblings to school. I do not wish to have their life to be like mine; I want them to have things that I didn't have when I was back in their ages. I want them to have proper schooling, with academic qualifications…"

"Awwh Pit, I'm sorry I had to like ask you all these questions and what not…"

"It's ok. I don't mind sharing this story with you…"

"Still, I didn't know you came from this background. Your story touched me, and I'm so terribly sorry Pit for bringing this matter up…"

"No worries." He smiled; smiled that immaculate smile of his… And then he continued…

"10 years… 10 long years here in Bangkok – I've done all types of men, boys, not to forget, I do have female clients as well. That leads me to conclude that I am not gay, but more to a bisexual, just like Don – we swing both ways… I don't know how long will I go on living like this. Not that I enjoy the sex part that much, but it's the fact that I want the money…"

"And then, how come you're not charging me tonight?"

"With you it's different. The moment I saw you coming into the club, sitting there all alone, I knew I wanted to talk to you; I knew I wanted to be next to you, just watch you…"

"Awwhhh Pit, you're making me blush!"

"No seriously. That's why I couldn't keep my eyes away from you. Even up from the stage, I kept on looking at you. I ignored others although I have my regular clients around. But I've set my eyes on you… That's why I wanted you to wait for me until I finish my work, because I don't want the club to charge you or something…"

I went speechless again…

"Hey…" he said as he held up my chin and looked right into my eyes…

"Yes Pit?"

"I'm glad to have met you, regardless what you say about me not earning anything tonight. I'm very happy to share with you my side of the story, so that you know that not all A-Go-Go-Boys are gay. And not all of them are doing it for fun sake and because they want to. Some of them, like me, we just had to do it. And I want you to understand that."

"Why me? Why are you telling me all this Pit?"

"Because I like you, that's why…"

"Are you always this nice to all your clients?"

"Who says anything about you being my client?"…
 



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Haven't you heard!? AIYOH! That Beautiful and Multi-Talented Miss Ginger De La Loca itiew is organizing the 1st ever Golden Blog Awards** (ala ala Golden Globe la kirenye) dan ** tu bermaksud, ADDDINCH! Mek bukan sajork berik puji²an serta mengipas² anginkan organizer utk menang ape² ek - apa kau pikir mek nih persis si...... errr... tannak lah sebot. Kang dispekus piuler - Oppppps! Hehehe... Sorry, mek ikhlas puji. Hiks! Tak der makne nak kipas²...  MOTIF belom habis issue puji, kipas, ampu ni? Hehehe...

And so, anyways, APE KES!? APE kebendenye nih The Golden Blog Awards nih!? Cam nih la. Kalau nak tahu lebih lanjut, mrasalah ke Blog Ginger, ok u ols? Tapi persis 5thE dan mek sendiri, kami ala² lite² confused la siket dengan concept contest itiew. Well, not the concept actually yang kami blurkan. Syarat²nya itiew yang mek blurkan... Tapi tak per, meh mek cuba simpulkan kasik mudah nak paham, NAH!?

OK - bila startnya contest nih? Mek rasa dosi start kot, today - with the pencalonan utk 5 category yang pertama. Ish. Mek sendiri pon tak tau nak terangkan cam mana. Sat sat mak nak pi refer balik blog si G itiew...

OK - Cam nih. Apa kata mek senaraikan dulu ANUGERAH² yang dipertandingkan...


Ok so now that kite dosi tahu apekah Anugerah² or category²nya utk Golden Blog Awards nih, mrasalah kite nengok siapokah piuler calon² yang layak bertanding dalam kontes gilang gumilang inih! (INI macam buat balik sajo entry si Ginger tu - MANA NYE nak permudahsimplekan kasik semua paham nih!? LOL!)

Abg Im

Airpool

Amriena

Anon Lalat

AzlieJR

Azmi DuaSen

BabeParis

Cauli

Che-Detz

Ejad@MyOrange

Exodus

Fiebie Danielle

5thE

Juandanza

Klubbkidd

Lea Laurielle

LeeNovotny

Leez

Mimirinie

Mirch

Nenek Rozy

Nizam Zakaria

Peragawati Top

Prawn Star

Prof. ImahLenggok

Shay

ShakDeraman

Shark

Silent Reader

Syazwan

Tepak Sireh

Tom

Uda

Yuktha Regina De Souza

Zek Abad 21

Zetty

OK - Categories/ Anugerahs dah kita tau. Calon² yang layak bertanding pong, kita dah tau. Meh kite nengok Syarat² pertandingan...

1. Pencalonan terbuka kepada semua chatter dan blogger yang dikenali oleh warga BWS, non-BWS dan lalat.
LL: BWS means Blog Wajib Singgah - dan LALAT, tadik mek dah terangkan dah. Dan actually, nama² calon tu semua, yang adok dalam list dalam blog G sajo. Mrasa!

2. Chatters boleh mengemukakan seberapa banyak pencalonan utk setiap kategori. Rajin2 lah korang isik borang pencalonan! Tapi, mana2 pencalonan yg dinch ikut syarat, akan terbatal secara otomatik yer!
LL: Sila rujuk syarat ke tiga utk komen mek. Hiks!

3. Setiap calon hanya boleh dicalonkan SEKALI sahaja utk satu kategori. Namun begitu, utk kategori "Entry Of The Year", "Best Catfight", "Most Popular Blog Terms" dan "Entry Tak Perlu Of The Year", dibenarkan lebih dari satu pencalonan utk calon yg sama.
LL: OK, and so, syarat number 2 and number 3 nih mek tak paham - serious uols. ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?!

4. Seramai 5 finalist akan dipilih oleh penganjur (sekiranya lebih dari 5 pencalonan) dan diumumkan untuk undian.
LL: Hmmmmm macam complicatednye, tapi, tak per - tu tugasnya pengajur. LOL!

5. Pemenang akan dipilih berdasarkan undian terbanyak.
LL: JGN ADO undian sendiri setiap 5 langkah berjalan, SUDAH LA... Opps!

6. Tidak ada juri professional dalam anugerah ini.
LL: Senaaaaaaaang kejenye, KAN? LOL!

7. Keputusan penganjur adalah muktamad. Sebarang komen2 hanjeng & carutan lalat tidak akan dilayan. Nama pun suka2 diknon… tapi mana2 pemenang yg taknak terima award, mrasa buat entry "saya tak layak menang" yer… haha.
LL: MEK SUKE YANG NIH! LOL! Mati la White House Speech 3000 patah perkataan in an entry! LOL!

8. Hadiah takde tapi kalau hang nak hantar speech kemenangan, akan disiarkan.
LL: What? NO CROWN!? NO SASH? TIADA JAMBANGAN BUNGA ROSE MATI!? Hehehe...

So now, ape pulak!? Ermm... Kite tunggu dan lihat sajo lah - that's what. LOL! Tapi sebelom mek akhiri entry yang tah ape ke motifnya ni, mek just wanna say this to G...


Dan yang penting, erm, mek rase la kan... jap jap, since mek dicalonkan sebagai blogger yang layak bertanding, mek rase kan, mek nak u ols (peminat, pembaca, pengkritik, penyampah mek semua, heheheheh) lets calonkan mek utk katergory² nih yang mek nak listkan nih. Yang lenglain, TAK YAH! Memanng tak layak bertanding pon. LOL! So adalah lebih baik hampa calonkan mek dalam kategory² dibawah nih... (kataaaaaaaaaaa peminat, pembaca, pengikut, pengkritik, penyampah, pemeluat setia mek - skarang la time hampa nak buktikannya! MRASA lah calonkan mek!!!)

Individual & Technical Categories:

3. Most Popular Blog Terms - SEB (Shaddap, Enuff, BAN!)

4. Best Blog Layout & Design - http://www.lealaurielle.com dan http://www.lealaurielle.blogdrive.com

6. Entry 'Tak Perlu' of The Year - Entry "No Updates For Today"

8. DQ Blogger/Chatter of the Year - (Isn't it obvious!? Mati lah entry "DEAR ANON"!)

9. Best Catfight Scene - Time mek gaduh TB dan Blog dengan GINGER (Organizer boleh masuk bertanding also? MATI LA MEK GADUH DENGAN ORGANIZER - harus kalah! LOL!)

10. Blogger Paling Gigih -  (Mati la once upon a time, I update my blog every 3 hours!)

12. Best Photo in an Entry - (Ado ke Best Photo dalam entry mek?)

Main categories:

1. Entry of the Year/Best Story - ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS THAT SHOWGIRL SERIES

2. Blogger of The Year

MRASA MRASA! Hiks! Vole? Kalau nak mulakan kempen MARI mencalonkan mek, MEK DAH START! Calon² lain, dosi start ke? Mek tau SR (Silent Reader) pong dah start, KAN!? Heheheh mrasa mrasa mrasa! Lepas nih nak buat kempen MARI MENGUNDI piuler - mrasalah mek suke sangat lagu "Mari la mari... pergi mengundi..." hehehehe...

Ok lah - makin lama makin gile aku buat entry nih - dah la syarat number 2 and 3 pon tak paham lagik - HAVESSSSLAHHH MEK!!! LOL!



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AIYOH! WAJAH KUSAM KATANYA! Hiks! Terkempot mek sekejaps! Hehehe... Actually I received this email from someone from HONG LEONG BANK katanya - MOTIF orang BANK hantaq mek email nih!? Must be one of those spam emails tapi mrasalah MEK SUKA sebab ade kaitan dengan segment mek yang dosi lama berkubur katanya! HEHEHEHE...

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KEGUNAAN Kelebihan dan lain-lain khasiatnya: Boleh digunakan utk 
mengubati Sakit Pinggang, Migrain, Semput, Sengugut, Darah Tinggi, Gastrik, 
Kembung Perut, Sakit  Lutut, Budak Kencing Malam dan WANITA 
BARU BERSALIN.

SLIMMING GEL RAHSIA JELITA (Keluaran POT OF ACES dari Subang Jaya). 
Terdapat dalam 2 saiz. Kecil (30ml), tahan utk 10 hari.  Besar (50ml),tahan 
utk 3 Mggu.   

Harga Semenanjung M'sia:   RM35.00 (30ml) / Besar RM50.00 (50ml). 
Harga Sabah&Sarawak:   RM37.00 (30ml) / Besar RM53.00 (50ml).

2.   SERI DEWI GIRDLE RAHSIA JELITA.    
Harga Sem. M'sia: RM180.00        
Harga Sabah/Sarawak: RM193
  
Diperbuat dari Gentian Kapas, Sokongan besi di bahagian belakang dan 
Cangkuk di hadapan. Mudah utk dipakai dan di tanggalkan. Terdapat 
dalam 2 helai Pakaian Asas (Long Girdle + Long Short). 

UTK KESAN YANG LEBIH CEPAT, GUNAKAN KRIM IRA HERBA ATAU SLIMMING 
CREAM RAHSIA JELITA SEWAKTU MEMAKAI SERI DEWI GIRDLE.

3.   PRODUK SKIN CARE BERASASKAN VITAMIN C - HANYA SAPU SAJA TANPA 
PERLU MENGAMBIL SUNTIKAN YANG TERNYATA BERISIKO TINGGI. INILAH SATU2 
NYA PRODUK YANG DAPAT MEMBANTU ANDA YANG MENGALAMI MASALAH KULIT KUSAM, TIDAK 
BERMAYA, MASALAH JERAWAT DAN PIGMENTATION.

a)   SABUN VIT C (70gm @ RM35.00) - Membersih dan mencerahkan kulit 
yang bermasalah. Dalam masa 1-2 minggu anda akan dapat lihat perbezaannya. 
Boleh juga menghilangkan masalah hitam di Celah-celah KETIAK DAN 
PEHA. 

b)   NITE CREAM VIT C (15ml @ RM50.00) - Mencerahkan kulit dari 
dalam,menganjalkan kulit muka dan menambahkan kelembapan pada muka yang 
kering.
 
c)   SUN BLOCK (DAY CREAM - 30SPF-UV PROTECTION)  - (15ml @ RM50.00).
Melindungi kulit muka dari sinaran matahari yang terik. . 

HARGA PROMOSI YANG MENJIMATKAN:   
1)   SET NO. 1 (Terdiri dari Sabun+Sun Block+Nite Cream) : RM115.00
2)   SET NO. 2 (Sabun+Sun Block) ATAU (Sabun+Nite Cream) : RM70.00

DENGAN MENGGUNAKAN KETIGA2 PRODUK KECANTIKAN BERASASKAN VIT C RAHSIA
JELITA, KULIT ANDA AKAN KEMBALI NORMAL. MENGHILANGKAN NODA2 HITAM 
MENJADIKAN KULIT ANDA CERAH DAN SEKATA. MELAMBAPKAN KULIT MUKA YANG 
KERING DAN DAPAT MENGHINDARI KULIT DARI SINARAN UV. KEKAL  CANTIK, SIHAT DAN 
MENAWAN DENGAN RAHSIA JELITA VIT C KAMI

Sapo interested!??!?!? MANA PI TATAU HP MEK ITIEW - terasa saaaaaaaaangat nak dial nombor phone Jie itiew dan tanyakan pasal KRIM PENGEMPIS PERUT ITIEW! LOL!



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January 13th, 2006 - Day 2

And yes, go figure - it's FRIDAY THE 13th katanya, tanpa disedari. Well actually, the upset part about the Friday the 13th kali ini berlaku kire² jam 2.30pagi, or was it somewhere around 3am kot. Mek tetiber terjaga ok dari tidur yang enak dan empok itiew tatkala mendengar...

"Ahhh! Ahhh! Owwhhh yes! Oooohh! Yes! Ahhhh! Mmmm... Ahhhh!"

MACAM KESIAL DAK!?!?!?! Hanjeng sangat! BILIK SEBELAH mek katanya membuat bunyi²an itiew. Tak der lah kuat sangat, tapi, erm, tah lah - kaedahnye mek TERjaga lantas terdengar bunyik²yan itiew. Bukannye bunyik²yan itiew yang mengejutkan mek. So anyways, ala² mek macam, HELLO!? Dinding nih diperbuat daripada BATU ke PAPAN!? Hanjeng kan!? Mek tak puas hati - mek terus bangun dari katil, dan mek letakkan kepala i.e telinga mek kat dinding - SAH u ols! SAH orang sebelah tgh memant*t katanya! Vavis! Tapi, awat boleh dgq tembuih melalui dinding bilik mek? Owh yes - mek lupa katanya. Mek on ground floor. And ade pintu keluar balcony yang terus ke garden katanya. So mek bukak pintu itiew, dan YOOO LAH! Bunyi makin kuat! DAN MEK PASTI mesti dia ala² either bukak terpelahang pintu biliknya itiew OR dia tak tutup rapat! HAPSETNYE!!!! Tapi hapset² mek pong, tetap mek sambung tidur dengan nyenyak katanya. Hehehehe...

So later around 6.30am kot, mek yang baru lepas bangun dan nak siap² memandian katanya, dikejutkan oleh kawan mek itiew. Katanya dosi cerah diluar dan diaorang dah nak ke breakfast. MOTIF depa yang buat wake up call kat mek, dan bukan MEK yang buatkan utk depa? Tsk tsk tsk - Bigboss Daddy mek tau la mek tak jaga sesungguh guests mek nih, mau kena hempok! LOL!

So lepas mandi segala bagai, siap² semua, mek terus catwalk ke coffee house/ cafe ape tah namanya itiew for buffet breakfast. Ahaks! Not bad aiiihhhh breakfastnya, walaupun terdapat banyak LEBAH katanya. Why banyak lebah? Tah - banyak sangat bendealah kat meja buffet itiew yang ado unsur² MADU mek rase! HEHEHE - MEDU katanya! LOL!

After breakfast, the five of us pun started the day dengan terus ke mana tah nama tempat tu (mek rasa kat area Batu Bulan kot!) utk menyaksikan itiew BARONG DANCE PERFORMANCE katanya. On the way ke sana, ade lah kot 45 minet, mek rase mek TIDUR! LOL! Sedar² sajo, YES - mrasalah - DOSI SAMPAI katanya! Hehehehe...



The show was like pretty much macam opera Cina la kot, theater la dalam bahasa omputehnye. And di sini, meh mek nak sokseksoksek siket lah pasal "The Barong and Kris Dance" performance...

The Barong- Play represents an eternal fight between the good and the evil spirit (KATANYA!). Barong (a mythological animal - yang mek nampak persis binatang hanjeng sangat!) represents a good spirit and Rangda (a mythological monster - YES U OLS! VERY DER MONSTER INC!) represents the evil spirit.



The dance started off with music overtone. And soon, atas stage tu, came out the tiger (LAWAK SANGAT muka tiger tu!) with his friend, the monkey (HAZAB!).



Later, three masked-dancers appeared, representing men making palmwine in the forest, in which one of diaorang punye child was killed by the Barong. Tu mek HERAN siket. I tot Barong is the good one, kan? MOTIF dia yang bunoh anak itiew? Anyways, part tu they practically buat ala² sajo, tak tunjuk pon anak tu kena bunuh. So anyways, because of that, those three retarted looking men tu kan tetiber jer terjerit bagaikan binatang nih. Oooo ghupernye MARAH katanya! LOL! So depa nih marah punya lah marah, terus mau hentam sama itu Barong tapi diselamatkan by the monkey. SAVED BY THE MONKEY KATANYA! LOL! Dan yang mek tak tahan, ONE of the men punye hidung digigit dan tercabut katanya! Sunggoh tak logic. Monkey leh putuskan hidung menusia!? Tsk tsk tsk... dasyat!

After that, 2 girl-dancers appeared, representing the servants of the Rangda, looking for the servants of Dewi Kunti who was on the way to meet their Patih (Prime Minister) OKKKKK... part nih mek dah mula confused. Jalan citer yang diprovidekan on that very thin piece of paper (mesti recycled papers tu... lol!) dah TAK SAMA dengan what was happening on stage itiew! Mek macam, WHATEVER...



Then the servants of Dewi Kunti (tah sapa tah laaa Dewi nih... mek pong fongkused dah!) came out dan one of them telah dirasuk katanya oleh one of the servants of Rangda yang tetiber nih changed into a witch (memang hazab pong muka dia - SESUAI SANGAT jadik witch!). Motif? Nak kasik servants Dewi Kunti tu marah. MEK PON TAK PAHAM LAH! TOLONG!!!

And what happened lepas tu? SORRY - mek tak concentrate dah. Mek pakai mai snappppppppppppppppp sajo pics² dan mek sebok tgk kiri kanan depan belakang atas bawah. Sebab why? MEK RASA irritated sangat sebab mek tak paham. Cakap depa tu pon tah pa per dah, kan? Mrasalah mek makin confused bile jalan citer atas kerta tu DINCH sama katanya dengan lakonan itiew. TERUS MEK DQ! Dah la mek sentap sebab SEMUA jejantans dalam dance performance itiew, either WARUK (hazab) OR KERTU! Nih yang buat mek jeles ngan Ginger ni. Dia pi Bali tgk Barong Dance tu, katanya abang² muskul!? INI MANA ADO ABANG² pon - PENAT mek mencarik, YANG ADO hanyalah PAKCIK² KERTU SEKEMPENG katanya! NANGIS! (bertambah nangis mek lepas tu bile mek dapat tau yang sebenarnya... jengjejenggg... ADE LAGIK like 4 ke 5 tempat lagi yang stagekan the Barong dance tu. HAPSET! Why why why agent mek bawak mek dan guests mek ke tempat performers² yang kertu!? Not that my guests berkira pon. TAPI MEK YANG BERKIRE! HANJENG SANGAT! Terus carut dalam hati sajo!)











  So lepas practically wasted 1 hour kat situ saja (SORRY, mek seriously didn't find anything interesting there pon!), kitaorang proceed ke Celuk (ala, tempat yang itiew famous for its Emas and Perak itiew - tapi mek kureng periksa la pulak ori ke idak. Yang penting, mek masuk pusing tawaf satu round dalam kedai tu, terus mek kuar isap rokok. Malas mek nak nengok emas perak bagai semua tu, gelang cincin itiew ini - mek tak der mood nak shopping bebarangs tu. LOL!).



Lepas ke Celuk, kitaorang ke Mas katanya nak tgk woodcarving punye items. Mrasalah kat situ pun, SEKEJAP sangat sebab my guests and I found it rather, MEMBOHSANKAN...



Lepas tu we were supposed to go GOA GAJAH where terletaknye itiew elephant cave temple from the 11th century. TAPI, kami ubah haluan sikit sebab lepas MAS tadi tu, one of my guests dosi lapaq dah katanya, kawan mek tu la. Terus mek carut dia...

"TU LAH! Breakfast tadik orang suruh mengkedaghah bebanyak, tetap laaaaaaaaaa feeeling makan lite² katanya! LOL!" Bole? Guest/ client kena carut dengan mek? HEHEHEHEHEHEH! Tapi waktu mek carut dia tu, mek campak ketepi sat fakta yang mek nih agentnye dan dia tu client mek. Mek beranggapan mek nih ADIK dia... hahaha (MATI LA MEK LAGI TUA DARI DIA! LOL!)

So tak jadik ke Goa Gajah, mana kami pi? Haaa mana lagi - terus ke PENOLAKAN KINTAMANI (Hanjs sangat Sis In Law kawan mek tu. Orang KINTAMANI, dia tetibe kata KINABATANGAN! LOL! Tu belom dgq citer dia pi jawab MACHINE tu MEK HINE! LOL! Owh and TANAH LOT jadik LOT 10 katanya! Lawak la dia tu. Mek suke!) SO kami ke Kintamani semata² for lunch dan nak view the great mount of apa tah namanya and lake Batur. CANTIK sundal tempat tu. Mrasalah biarpon agak jauh nak sampai, TAPI IT WAS WORTH IT! Sampai² sajo, sejukkkk jer surroundings kat sitiew. NYEH! MEK FEELING SUNDAL! Cantik gilos tempat tu. Sampai² jer kami terus lunch dulu sebab by that time, semua dah tergedik² dah time tu sebab lapaq. HEHEHEHE...

The food was ok - international buffet katanya - MRASALAH ADO SATEY BAB* katanya - SO BEWARE! Hehehehehe!

















Lepas lunch, patutnya kami pi itiew Tirta Empul (Hindus holy water) kat Tampak Siring and also Sukawati Market katanya - tapi addinch! Sebab lepas dari lunch tu, kami ke GOA GAJAH katanya. NOPE, bukan nak melawat elephant temple itiew, but to SHOP! BOLEH!? LOL! Sejam lepas shop kat sitiew (MRASALAH MEK DAN KAWAN MEK DAN SIS IN LAW DIA BORONG SAKAN OK KAT SITIEW! MURAH!), kitaorang ke itiew tempat BATU BULAN again sebab nak singgah kat this one place yang menjual batik lepas, and baju bajan segala bagai dengan cikmur (TAK DER LAHHHHHHHH CIKMUR MANA SANGAT tapi kami dapat 50% discount katanya on ALL items - hiks!) Sitiew mek shopping AGAK sakan la, tapi SAKAN lagik kawan mek tu. Dia bebetoooooooooooool shopping tu (Haiiii Abang F lakinya si kawan mek tu, mrasalah account u ols kempot kan!? HEHEHEHE!)

And lepas pada itiew, kiteorang terus proceed balik ke hotel and by the time sampai hotel, 5.15pm kot, mrasalah MEK MIGRAIN katanya dan mek LUPA BAWAK UBAT. *Volks: Ubat yang satu lagi tu mek bawak lah. Hehehe! Ubat migrain sajo mummy guna kat Subang hari raya tu, lupa nak bagi balik kat mek la itiew... hiks! Dan kerana mek kempot sakit migrain, mek terpaksa cancelkan meeting mek dengan agent mek dan 3 hotels yang mek patut pi renew contract rates itiew. Masuk bilik, memandian,... dan... hehehehe 6.15ptg mek keluar balik, BOLEH!? KATA MIGRAIN nih, tak jadik pi meeting. Tapi kuarnya balik at 6.15pm, MANA PI HILANGNYA MIGRAIN TU!? Miss ALASAN katanya! LOL!

So when my guests and I went out at 6.15pm tu, kami snappy² pics dulu. Depa nih pon boleh tahan ghajin amik pics - mek suka! Yang penting, kalau tak amik pics kat area entrance hotel tu, MEMANG GHUGI BESAQ ok! Mrasalah grand gilos entrance dia tu, very der exotic Bali katanya. HEHEHE...





So lepas dah snappy² pics tu, kami katanya BERJALAN KAKI nak ke dinner nasi padang. KONONNYE nak shopping² dulu kat kedai² tepi jalan keluar dari area Nusa Dua tu. Shopping tu memang la shopping, tapi kedai nasi padangnya actually was at the other side of Nusa Dua (kat ENTRANCE masuk area Nusa Dua) And where were we ols semua? KAT Jalan KELUAR Nusa Dua. It's like a one way thingie. SO MRASALAH JALAN KAKI LAGI PERSIS MALAM SEMALAM KATANYA! Ade lah dalam 20 minit. KATANYA 10 minit oleh orang² lokal... NAN ADONYE 10 menet! HANJENG SANGAT! Awat tatau, semua orang kat sana, sikit² 10 minutes, sikit² 10 minutes - EVERYWHERE IN BALI TAKES 10 minutes to reach kah!? TU PENANG mek percaya la. BALI? NEVA!

So lepas jalan hampir kekempotan katanya - mrasalah kami tiba di kedai Citra Minang katanya - which serves local nasi padang! Mrasalah - VERY DER YUMMY sangat!!! Lauk pauk nih, haiyoh - PENUH SATU MEJA! Yang penting, laki kawan mek nih buat lawak la pulak. Waktu the lauk pauk tgh dihidangkan atas meja...

"OK OK... jgn makan dulu. Kita ambil gambar dulu k..."

Semua pon mengiyakan sajo. Lepas lauk dosi sampai, NASI pulak mengiringi... NAH! Snappy² pics ke mana, apa ke mana - SEMUA PAKAT MAKAN NIH TAK HENGAT DUNIA! Astaga - mananya nak amik gambaq itiew? Nampak sangat semua kempot LAPAQ! Hahahahaha! Sis in law kawan mek tu la (yang merupakan kakak kepada suami kawan mek itiew) yang mengingatkan kami...

"HA! KATA NAK AMIK GAMBAR!? ADO!?"

Baru lah lepas tu semua tergelak² amik gambaq. You guys patut ado kat situ, mau tergelak tgk gelagat semua yang dok ada kat meja tu! LOL! Nah, kat bawah nih, pics² santapan malam kami... hehehehe...







Lepas dinner (dan selepas main mata dengan abe yang juai nasi dagang, eh, nasi padang itiew - hehehe - nih gara² wabak tersasul sis in law kawan mek itiew la itiew!) kami berlima proceed ke SEMINYAK, just lepas Legian and Kuta area. Mrasalah by the time kami sampai tu, kami dikira EARLY BIRDS katanya! (serious u ols - locals said area tu happening lepas kul 11.30pm. MRASALAH KAMI DOSI ado kat sana at 9pm! MATI LA!) Kami yang tak tentu arah tanpa tujuan tu, terus pi pusing² kat area yang persis Jalan Telawi Bangsar itiew, masuk kedai vcd la, masuk mini mart persis 7-E itiew la, dan yang penting, kami siap masuk CC lagi tau! CIKMURS sangat. BEL (Kawan mek tu lah), brapa tatau sejam? Was it IDRU10,000 per hour (ala² RM4.00 sejam) or was it INDU2,500 per hour? MEK TAK INGAT SUNDAL!

Lepas pada tu, kawan mek dengan hubby dia tetiber feeling nak balik ke Nusa Dua, nak boom boom katanya! So mek yang tannak lah paksa depa duduk sitiew (still it was pretty early eventhough kami duduk nearly sejam kot kat cc tu), redhakan sajo diaorang balik. So tinggallah sis in law kawan mek nih serta hubby sis in law nye itiew dengan mek. Dan kami terus lepak Santa Fe bar/ club - coz thats like the only pub/ bar yang paling paling paling meriah pon dikala waktu awal itiew. Kami order air, pastu dgr live band (PERSIS NRG sundalll lead dia! MEREMBES!), mek requested lagu and what not, dan tuptaptuptap saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampai lah kul 12.30am kami ke Qbar, yang depan Kudos tu (both well-known as gay club tapi mrasalah now dah ala ala mix crowd gitiew) Masuk Qbar, menari siket, tunggu skejap - NAH! Mrasalah bermulanya show binatangs lite² katanya. SERIOUSLY, A Go Go show dia DINCH BOLEH LAWAN Bangkok punye show. Even show drag pon, meletop lagi show kat Bangkok u ols! Namun begitiew, it was, OK LA show for me. Laki sis in law kawan mek tu sampai ternganga nengok ok! Mrasalah 1st time rasenye. Tapi mek respect dia sebab so open minded. HEHEHE. Sis In Law kawan mek tu jgn cakap la - very der seronok nih nengok, sama naik dengan mek! HEHEHEHHE...







Habis show around 1.30am (boleh tahan lamanya u ols!) dan by right kami nak ke Kudos, TAPI since KUDOS punye show started at 2am, dan it was only 1.30am, dan SELUAR PARIO MEK TU TERKOYAK katanya kat celah² fefets mek itiew, TERUS ADDINCH dan terasa mau balik terus katanya - eventhough mek dosi buat engagement dengan one of the staff kat Qbar tu katanya nak bawak mek pi mengurut. HEHEHEHE tapi memandangkan seluarkiew koyaks dan sis in law kawan mek tu tampak kepenatan (mrasalah dia tgh pregnant anak kedua, brapa, 2, 3 bulan? Mek lupa la pulak. Mek rase 3 bulan kot), jadik kami decided balik terus ke Nusa Dua...

Dan yooooooooooooo lah! Malam itiew DINCH ADO bunyik²yans lagik katanya! HIKS HIKS! MEK SUKE u ols - namun mek balik² bilik, mek LAPAQ balik - TERUS order room service katanya. Yang menghantonye tu, pakcik kertu tapi body mampanz, mek rase LeeZ mesti merembes. HEHEHEHE! Mek ordered Speghetti Bolognese (CHIT! mek lupa amik gambaq - LAPAQ punya hal la tu! LOL!) dan lepas makan, mek tgk tv sat... (Klakar sangat tajuk bende yang mek nengok tu... "ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN STAR WARS RULED THE EARTH" hahahahaha! VAVIS SANGAT!). Lepas tgk tv, mek pon, apo lagik - TIDUR LAH! Hehehehehe. So itu la sajo entry utk Part/ Day 2 di Bali. Mrasalah esok mek sambung Part/ Day 3 (or maybe lusa, tulat, tungging, tebalik ke? Tgkla bile mek ado mood! LOL!)

PS: Atas sebab² tertentu, dan bagi menghormati permintaan kawan² merangkap clients mek, mek terpaksa cutout kan bahagian wewajah dalam all pics dalam this entry dan in future Bali Trip entries. Sorry nah... harap dapat memahami. Hiks!

Click HERE to to view the rest of the pics on day 2 in Bali - mrasa!!!




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January 12th, 2006 - Day 1

"Yes yes - am here already! Mek dah sampai!!! Mana u ols!?" kuat nih semangat mek sampai ke KLIA by 11am walhal flight departure was at 14:50hrs...

"U ols, kiteorang baru nak keluar rumah - dah now on the way. Tak jadi datang awal... tunggu k?"

Sedeh tau! Mrasalah mek terhegeh² kat KLIA tu sengsorang, hisap rokok bagai semua menantikan kengkawans mek merangkap clients mek itiew! Hiks! Mek yang dihantar sendiri oleh ayahanda mek serta anak buah mek itiew, terpaksa lah ala² catwalk sana catwalk sini, pastu pi isap rokok dua tiga batang, sementara menantikan kengkawan meks tu tiba katanya.

Jam menunjukkan kui brapa tah la, tetiber Lyn kawannye mek itiew pon call cakap dosi sampai. Mek pon pi la masuk carik depa katanya kat check in counter D. Sampai sajo, mek nengok, Lyn ngan Hubbynya sajo.

"EH, mana Sis-in-law u ols!?"

"On the way nyeh - depa naik ERL from Putrajaya..." katanya... haiiii, tunggu lagi! HEHEHE...

So while waiting for the remaining 2 guests of mine to arrive, kami sempat pi tukaq duit lah (mek dosi tukaq sehari sebeloms kat Sunway Pyramid sundel, rate lebih va va voom! Mek tukaq RM700 ke Indonesian Rupiah, dan RM300 kepada USD - mrasalah mek JUTAWAN katanya tgk duit berkepok berjuta².... RUPIAH! LOL!), pastu kami pi makan ala² lite² brunch gittiew kat foodcourt level 2 itiew. Tak der lah choice banyak pong, sedehhhh lah foodcourt itiew - tak pernah berubah pong.


Tak der lah ramai mana pong yang makan kat sitiew - SEDEH!

Tak sampai 20 minit kami dok kat situ potpetpotpet sembang² mek jadik clown bagai semua, tau tau sis-in-law kawan mek dosi sampai dengan shubennye. Melerts! Hiks! And both of them, termasuk lah kawan mek dan hubbynya itiew, empat² orang, mrasalah VERY der friendly giler babeng dan kuat ketawa. Mek suke mek suke!


Dokumen perjalanan, tickets - PENTING NIH! Kang tak sepasal tak fly kami kalau dibuatnya nan ado semua nih! LOL!

Lepas dah selesai makan semua, (by that time, mek tau mek boleh click dengan kakak iparnya kawan mek nih sebab sama² kepala gile katanya - MEK SUKE!), kite orang proceed ke level 5, pi check in. Pi lah check in counter, C kot. Eh, was it D? Huurmmm... whatever it was, yang penting, waktu mek confirmkan reservarsi itiew, MAS cakap it was an Airbus A330 flight. MRASALAH tetiber downgrade ke B737-400 sajork katanya! HANJS! Nih mesti kes flight tak penuh, dan dari mengelakkan dari BERTAMBAH RUGI katanya kalau proceed dengan Airbus, mrasalah depa downgrade ke B737 sajo! Pon begitu, guests mek had no complaints. Mek pon siap mintak / request seats lagi nih, nak kasik depa comfy.

Lepas tu kami singgah again tukaq duit (mrasalah this time sis-in-law kawan mek tu dan hubbynya piuler mau tukaran duitsnya... hiks!) dan after that, kami pon macam dinch ado motif lagik nak duduk melepak kat luaq tu. Mrasalah boarding time at 14:20hrs katanya and the time waktu tu was somewhere 13:50hrs plus plus. So kami pon masuk lah melalui itiew international departure, passed through immigration and terus berjalan nak ke gate. Tapi since our departure gate was at the main terminal building, jadik, kami secara tidak langsung, SENTAP sebab tak dapat nak pi berjalan² kat satelite building itiew. Tapi hubbynya si kawan mek tu kasik idea...

"Apa kata kite naik jer aerotrain tu ke satelite building tu, pastu lepak² jap, pastu kite datang balik ke main terminal building nih... amacam?" CURLASTTTTTT! Mek pong tak terpikir. Hiks! Mrasalah kami proceed dengan idea itiew. Sis-In-Law kawan mek punye hubby tu pong mau meroks, mrasalah kami berdua pi meroks kat satelite terminal/ building itiew.

And by 14.15hrs, kami proceed to our gate, H8 (or was it H6? Hurmmmm... ) dan tau tau, tgk jer, berapo kerat sajo yang ado. Mrasalah flight tak full! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!


Sempat nih Sis-in-law kawan mek itiew posing² lite² dengan mek depan departure gate itiew, sebelom proceed night flight! LOL! Bising sangat fomfuan nih, DAN MEK SUKE! Hehehe...

And lepas snappy² pics bagai semua, kami pong masuk lah aircraft katanya. 5A, B and 5E and F. Dan mek!? 6A, B dan C katanya! LOL!!!! Mek suke sangat! Leh pose Cleopatra katanya! LOL!

Dalam flight yang loadnya mek rase ado lah dalam 50 pax (mrasalah Economy class ado 128 seats... so you can imagine how lengang it was. Ala² flight 1/2 penuh sajo u ols. CREW? Hmmmm - what can I say. MH dah lost its touch kot? Mrasalah Leading stewardnye VERY DER Cha Ya Nun Alif bukit mali ok!!! Seriously. You can tell from the announcements! BERTERABUR!

Meal wise - well, tgk sendiri lah pics nih. Melerts also u ols the meals, not bad la jugak! Hiks! The other choice was fish with Lice kot, EH, I mean, RICE. Hehehehehehe....


Susun-atur tray 2/3rd size itiew, not bad la jugak. Tak der lah berkeceramuk katanya... hiks!


Yummilicious, KAN!? Mrasalah! Ape ke bendenye tah - beef kot!? Tapi feeling² la mek rasa it's Chix with Potatoes... hiks!



Kawan mek, Lyn itiew bersama suami terchenta katanya - hiks!


Sis-in-law kawan mek, serta hubby sis-in-law itiew... not bad aih! Hehehe... mrasa!


Saladnye, AIYOH! MEK SUKE!!!!!

Sepanjang flight, hubby kawan mek tu tidor la jugak, so did sis-in-lawnya and the birasnya. Dia on the other hand, dok sembang nih ngan mek lepas meal service itiew - kami potpet² sampai lahhhhhh time nak mendarat katanya.Macam² kami sembang, from business, to work and what not, family, friends, PAST TENSE STORIES, bla bla bla, personal stories pong kami sharing the caring! Hiks! By that time, all of us were like SUPERDOOOOOPER excited sangat!


Cantikkan view dia? EVEN from brapa ribu juta feet above sea level itiew, tapi mek rasa mek TOTAP nampak lautan bergelora dipantaian itiew, KAN!?

Once touched down kat Ngurah Rai International Airport, Denpasar, Bali itiew at around 17:50hrs - all of us were like... "Syukuuurrr Alhamdulillah, kita telah selamat mendarat di Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Ngurai Rai..." Hiks! Tapi, senorok² us all pon, sampai jer dalam terminal, SEMUA nak ke tandas katanya! LOL! Dan mek sangat SUKA ok tandasnya! Mrasalah!


Cantikkan itiew akuarium itiew!? Mrasalah mek rase ade ikan g*y dalam akuarium itiew yang asik lah nengok mek shi shi - KEJIST! LOL!
So anyways, lepas dah shi shi segala bagai, dah lepas immigration semua, dan lepas dah amik bag semua, kiteorang pon kuar lah dan terus disambut oleh my agent kat sana (tak der lah terus diaorang datang. Sempat la kami tunggu 5 minit, katanya jemmenations! LOL!) Dan we were then taken straight to the hotel, Inna Putri Bali, Nusa 2. Mrasalah u ols! 5* katanya! MEK KEMPOTLY SUKE!!! Hiks!

From the airport to the hotel, mrasalah dalam 20 minutes drive kalau nak sampai ke area Nusa Dua itiew. Area tu macam ala² Andaman Langkawi la, very der jauh dari manusia - it's like on the other side of the island katanya! HIKS! But it was worth the ride. Sampai² sajo, kami dah tercengang nengok gate hotel itiew - VERY DER! Hehehe. Well actually, kat Nusa Dua tu, it's like a resort area, besau sesangat and dalam area Nusa Dua itiew, ado lah like dalam 7 ke 8 hotel² 5* yang lain, namely like Hilton, Grand Hyatt, and others. Mrasalah mek feeling² katanya! HEHEHE... Dan masuk jer ke lobby, while my agents tgh sediakan all the documents nak sign by my guests and mek sendiri, sementara nak tunggu tu, SEMPAT la kami posing² hamek gambaq katanya! Mrasa!!!


Motif ade dugong sesat kat depan itiew!? LOL!


The whole gang katanya!


Dan ini lah Superior room nya - Luas sundal! Mek suke! Very der tenang dan very der tak der gangguan. Gangguan = Checking? MOTIF!? LOL!
Dan lepas dosi checked-in ke bilik masing² dalam pukul 18:45hrs (MRASALAH mek asik lah diapit couples² nih tau - dalam photos pong mek asik lah dok tgh. Mai tang bilik pong, bilik mek diapit oleh bilik² diaorang nih - SIAPA YANG JAGA SAPA NIH!? Mek jaga depa ka, DEPA yang jaga MEK!? HAHAHAH Mati la mek tanpa partner! LOL!), we had like 1/2 hour sajo nak get ready sebelom proceed to dinner at a local Chinese Seafood restaurant (HALAL - Gerenti bebb!!! Hiks!)

From the hotel, we ols semua proceed ke KUTA for dinner itiew at around 19:30hrs dan sampai ke restaurant tu around 19:50hrs cam tu la kot. Masuk² sajo, meals were like ready, thanks to my agent yang dosi called the restaurant cakap kami semua on the way dan nak the meals ready on the table by the time kami sampai. Well actually, mek yang suruh agent mek buat cam tu. Tannak lah guests mek tertunggu². Kawan tu kawan la jugak, tapi when it comes to service and what not, tannak lah kasik guests kite tertunggu² for their meals, KAN? Hehehe.

So apo yang kami makan? NAH! Tgk sendiri! Tapi yang penting, LAZARTS SUNDEL! So much for my diet katanya - mek makan 2 pinggan ok! I mean, TAMBAH dua kali, BUKAN MEK MAKAN PINGGAN! Apa kau pikir mek David Copperfield nak telan² kaca!?! Eh - bukan act tu Mama Rozza dosi buat kah di Bleu Bar? Owh wait - itu PIJAK KACA. Hehehehehe!


Sayur apa tah nih - tapi sedap sundel!


Udang masak pedas katanya...


Yes - mrasalah sweet sour chix (or was it sweet sour fish? Hummmm) - lantak lah! Janji sodap! Tapi mek rasa it's fish, HOW!?



Juadah² lain yang dihidangkan (eh, ke LAUK? JUADAH tu kuih, KAN? Ish! Mek dosi pening!)


Yes u ols - it seems that I haven't lost my touch dalam service line. MEK SUKE!
Dan lepas semua dah sendawa bagai nak rak, perut memboyots segala bagai, dan lepas hubby sis-in-law kawan mek tu dan mek selesei isap rokok, mrasalah kami proceed ke KUTA katanya for our 1st night free-at-own-leisure activiti. Mrasalah kami masuk nearly SEMUA kedai yang ado along jalan apa tah tu - sebabnye, SALE Sundelllll!!! Mek suke mek suke!

Dan yang penting, dalam one of those kedai, mek telah dicarut sebagai BENCONG (pondan) katanya oleh one of the staff. Mrasalah mek laser balik...

"Saya bukan bencong! Saya hanyalah COWOWEK!!!" (mrasalah campuran Cowok dan Cewek katanya! LOL!) - terus terdiam fookey tu tapi diam² pon sempat nih gelak lite². Hiks! Mek tau dia gelak pening, like, APA KAH COWOWEK!? LOL!

Masuk kedai tu, keluaq kedai nih, NAN ADO kami belik pa per pong. Sebab semuanya ala²... "LETS SURVEY DULU!" katanya. Survey pi survey mai, tau tau kami jalan pi jalan mai, sampai la depan Hard Rock Cafe Megastore, depan Inna Putri Kuta Hotel. Mek tak der mende pong nak belik. Sah² mek bukannye tasty sangat nak membeli malam tu, ala² mood tarak sangat la utk shopping. So while my guests sebok nak shopping, mek sembang² dengan security guard sorang nih, tanya dia cam mana nak pi LEGIAN area yang penuh dengan clubs and what not itiew. Candiew? Ok lah - boleh lah tahan. Tapi kaedahnye, bile dah snappy pic dia, mek noticed, muka dia tak makan gambaq! Tak elok pong muka dia dalam gambaq, walhal live, MRASALAH merembes ratnadumillah mek dicelah² kangkang mek! LOL!


Area MATAHARI katanya kat Kuta itiew... meriah sangat!


Hard Rock Cafe kat Kuta itiew... grand sangat! Sangatlah besau!


Tak candiew kan? U ols - it's the pic u ols. Mrasalah live, MEK RASE haiyoh... "Excuse me sir... U come back hotel with me, NAH!?" Hehehehehe...


Mengabadikan kenangan di hadapan surf board mega Hard Rock Cafe, berhadapan entrance Hard Rock Hotel, Kuta...  - MOTIF tema ayat persis dalam majalah JELITA!? Skema gilos! LOL!
Dan lepas tu, hehehehe - something funny happened. Semuanya nak ke Legian. Ditanyanya kat security guard tu, dia cakap belok situ belok sini, MRASALAH 10 minit sampai. Pastu jalan pi jalan mai sepoloh minit, HARAM tak sampai² lagik. Tanya lagi kat orang local. Same thing, suruh jalan sepoloh menet, belok kanan, jalan lagik, 15 menet sampai la Legian tu. Jalan pi jalan mai, SEMUANYA kekwat tannak naik taxi la, naik taxi kuda pon addinch katanya - TETAP la nak jalan! NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mek rasa kami jalan 1/2 jam kot, BARU LAH sampai Legian. TU pon kena lalu kot ceghok² mana tah lah dalam hutan kampung sesat mana tau. TOBAT kalau aku sengsorang, mek sanggup naik cab bayaq double! LOL!

Yang pentingnya, dok jalan pi jalan mai tu, HAIYOH! Mek terjumpa KAMALA INDAH katanya, hotel si Ginger duduk itiew. NYEH! Awat tak macam gambaq pong!? Lain sajo mek nengoknya? Isk isk isk - awat jadi lagu tu tempat tu, VERY der scary la noq. VERY der belah² dalam one of the lorongs, KAN? Ke mek kat belakang, dan gambaq u ols ambik tu bahagian depan? Tah la - yang penting, mek very der scarry marry. DAH LA HANJENG KORAZON KURAPANS belambak! Jalan 5 minit, jumpa sekoq. Jalan 5 minit jumpa sekoq! Dan setiap kali jumpa saja, kak ipar kawan mek tu ngan mek, ASIK LAH dok berdoa "Tabbat ya da abi la ha biungwatabb" katanya doa melarikan hanjeng dari diri kite. Betol ke idak, yang penting, MEMANG terbukti hehanjengs tu ala ala divertkan diri depa dari pada jalanan kami. Hehehe...

Sampai sajo Legian - nyeh - mrasalah semua dosi berpeluh lite², dah macam haprak sekoq ke sekoq, nih semua gara² "U walk 10 minutes, turn left turn right then left again then go frwd, backwrd, up and down - u will reach Legian" MAAAAAAAAAAAAATI la instructions macam kesial! LOL! Sampai ke Legian, mek tgk, cam sunyi sepi sajo?! NAH! Mrasalah Hari KHAMIS malam Jumaat sundelll! APO YANG NAK ADO!? Sah sah belom weekend. Jadik dengan tema PENAT, kami tahan cab "BLUE BIRD" yer, dan terus masuk dan proceed balik hotel! Hiks! Sempat mek terlelap dalam cab itiew katanya. Hehehehe and balik² hotel jer, mek tak hengat apo dah - gedebuuummm mek tidurans! HEHEHE! Mrasalah THE END of day 1 report katanya... hehehe. Nantikan DAY 2 di Bali yer, COMING SOON! (mati lah 2 entry tertunggak; SSBM Auntieku dan Memoirs of A Go Go Boys katanya) Hehehe...

PS: Atas sebab² tertentu, dan bagi menghormati permintaan kawan² merangkap clients mek, mek terpaksa cutout kan bahagian wewajah dalam all pics dalam this entry dan in future Bali Trip entries. Sorry nah... harap dapat memahami. Hiks!

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