January 12th, 2006 - Day 1

"Yes yes - am here already! Mek dah sampai!!! Mana u ols!?" kuat nih semangat mek sampai ke KLIA by 11am walhal flight departure was at 14:50hrs...

"U ols, kiteorang baru nak keluar rumah - dah now on the way. Tak jadi datang awal... tunggu k?"

Sedeh tau! Mrasalah mek terhegeh² kat KLIA tu sengsorang, hisap rokok bagai semua menantikan kengkawans mek merangkap clients mek itiew! Hiks! Mek yang dihantar sendiri oleh ayahanda mek serta anak buah mek itiew, terpaksa lah ala² catwalk sana catwalk sini, pastu pi isap rokok dua tiga batang, sementara menantikan kengkawan meks tu tiba katanya.

Jam menunjukkan kui brapa tah la, tetiber Lyn kawannye mek itiew pon call cakap dosi sampai. Mek pon pi la masuk carik depa katanya kat check in counter D. Sampai sajo, mek nengok, Lyn ngan Hubbynya sajo.

"EH, mana Sis-in-law u ols!?"

"On the way nyeh - depa naik ERL from Putrajaya..." katanya... haiiii, tunggu lagi! HEHEHE...

So while waiting for the remaining 2 guests of mine to arrive, kami sempat pi tukaq duit lah (mek dosi tukaq sehari sebeloms kat Sunway Pyramid sundel, rate lebih va va voom! Mek tukaq RM700 ke Indonesian Rupiah, dan RM300 kepada USD - mrasalah mek JUTAWAN katanya tgk duit berkepok berjuta².... RUPIAH! LOL!), pastu kami pi makan ala² lite² brunch gittiew kat foodcourt level 2 itiew. Tak der lah choice banyak pong, sedehhhh lah foodcourt itiew - tak pernah berubah pong.


Tak der lah ramai mana pong yang makan kat sitiew - SEDEH!

Tak sampai 20 minit kami dok kat situ potpetpotpet sembang² mek jadik clown bagai semua, tau tau sis-in-law kawan mek dosi sampai dengan shubennye. Melerts! Hiks! And both of them, termasuk lah kawan mek dan hubbynya itiew, empat² orang, mrasalah VERY der friendly giler babeng dan kuat ketawa. Mek suke mek suke!


Dokumen perjalanan, tickets - PENTING NIH! Kang tak sepasal tak fly kami kalau dibuatnya nan ado semua nih! LOL!

Lepas dah selesai makan semua, (by that time, mek tau mek boleh click dengan kakak iparnya kawan mek nih sebab sama² kepala gile katanya - MEK SUKE!), kite orang proceed ke level 5, pi check in. Pi lah check in counter, C kot. Eh, was it D? Huurmmm... whatever it was, yang penting, waktu mek confirmkan reservarsi itiew, MAS cakap it was an Airbus A330 flight. MRASALAH tetiber downgrade ke B737-400 sajork katanya! HANJS! Nih mesti kes flight tak penuh, dan dari mengelakkan dari BERTAMBAH RUGI katanya kalau proceed dengan Airbus, mrasalah depa downgrade ke B737 sajo! Pon begitu, guests mek had no complaints. Mek pon siap mintak / request seats lagi nih, nak kasik depa comfy.

Lepas tu kami singgah again tukaq duit (mrasalah this time sis-in-law kawan mek tu dan hubbynya piuler mau tukaran duitsnya... hiks!) dan after that, kami pon macam dinch ado motif lagik nak duduk melepak kat luaq tu. Mrasalah boarding time at 14:20hrs katanya and the time waktu tu was somewhere 13:50hrs plus plus. So kami pon masuk lah melalui itiew international departure, passed through immigration and terus berjalan nak ke gate. Tapi since our departure gate was at the main terminal building, jadik, kami secara tidak langsung, SENTAP sebab tak dapat nak pi berjalan² kat satelite building itiew. Tapi hubbynya si kawan mek tu kasik idea...

"Apa kata kite naik jer aerotrain tu ke satelite building tu, pastu lepak² jap, pastu kite datang balik ke main terminal building nih... amacam?" CURLASTTTTTT! Mek pong tak terpikir. Hiks! Mrasalah kami proceed dengan idea itiew. Sis-In-Law kawan mek punye hubby tu pong mau meroks, mrasalah kami berdua pi meroks kat satelite terminal/ building itiew.

And by 14.15hrs, kami proceed to our gate, H8 (or was it H6? Hurmmmm... ) dan tau tau, tgk jer, berapo kerat sajo yang ado. Mrasalah flight tak full! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!!


Sempat nih Sis-in-law kawan mek itiew posing² lite² dengan mek depan departure gate itiew, sebelom proceed night flight! LOL! Bising sangat fomfuan nih, DAN MEK SUKE! Hehehe...

And lepas snappy² pics bagai semua, kami pong masuk lah aircraft katanya. 5A, B and 5E and F. Dan mek!? 6A, B dan C katanya! LOL!!!! Mek suke sangat! Leh pose Cleopatra katanya! LOL!

Dalam flight yang loadnya mek rase ado lah dalam 50 pax (mrasalah Economy class ado 128 seats... so you can imagine how lengang it was. Ala² flight 1/2 penuh sajo u ols. CREW? Hmmmm - what can I say. MH dah lost its touch kot? Mrasalah Leading stewardnye VERY DER Cha Ya Nun Alif bukit mali ok!!! Seriously. You can tell from the announcements! BERTERABUR!

Meal wise - well, tgk sendiri lah pics nih. Melerts also u ols the meals, not bad la jugak! Hiks! The other choice was fish with Lice kot, EH, I mean, RICE. Hehehehehehe....


Susun-atur tray 2/3rd size itiew, not bad la jugak. Tak der lah berkeceramuk katanya... hiks!


Yummilicious, KAN!? Mrasalah! Ape ke bendenye tah - beef kot!? Tapi feeling² la mek rasa it's Chix with Potatoes... hiks!



Kawan mek, Lyn itiew bersama suami terchenta katanya - hiks!


Sis-in-law kawan mek, serta hubby sis-in-law itiew... not bad aih! Hehehe... mrasa!


Saladnye, AIYOH! MEK SUKE!!!!!

Sepanjang flight, hubby kawan mek tu tidor la jugak, so did sis-in-lawnya and the birasnya. Dia on the other hand, dok sembang nih ngan mek lepas meal service itiew - kami potpet² sampai lahhhhhh time nak mendarat katanya.Macam² kami sembang, from business, to work and what not, family, friends, PAST TENSE STORIES, bla bla bla, personal stories pong kami sharing the caring! Hiks! By that time, all of us were like SUPERDOOOOOPER excited sangat!


Cantikkan view dia? EVEN from brapa ribu juta feet above sea level itiew, tapi mek rasa mek TOTAP nampak lautan bergelora dipantaian itiew, KAN!?

Once touched down kat Ngurah Rai International Airport, Denpasar, Bali itiew at around 17:50hrs - all of us were like... "Syukuuurrr Alhamdulillah, kita telah selamat mendarat di Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Ngurai Rai..." Hiks! Tapi, senorok² us all pon, sampai jer dalam terminal, SEMUA nak ke tandas katanya! LOL! Dan mek sangat SUKA ok tandasnya! Mrasalah!


Cantikkan itiew akuarium itiew!? Mrasalah mek rase ade ikan g*y dalam akuarium itiew yang asik lah nengok mek shi shi - KEJIST! LOL!
So anyways, lepas dah shi shi segala bagai, dah lepas immigration semua, dan lepas dah amik bag semua, kiteorang pon kuar lah dan terus disambut oleh my agent kat sana (tak der lah terus diaorang datang. Sempat la kami tunggu 5 minit, katanya jemmenations! LOL!) Dan we were then taken straight to the hotel, Inna Putri Bali, Nusa 2. Mrasalah u ols! 5* katanya! MEK KEMPOTLY SUKE!!! Hiks!

From the airport to the hotel, mrasalah dalam 20 minutes drive kalau nak sampai ke area Nusa Dua itiew. Area tu macam ala² Andaman Langkawi la, very der jauh dari manusia - it's like on the other side of the island katanya! HIKS! But it was worth the ride. Sampai² sajo, kami dah tercengang nengok gate hotel itiew - VERY DER! Hehehe. Well actually, kat Nusa Dua tu, it's like a resort area, besau sesangat and dalam area Nusa Dua itiew, ado lah like dalam 7 ke 8 hotel² 5* yang lain, namely like Hilton, Grand Hyatt, and others. Mrasalah mek feeling² katanya! HEHEHE... Dan masuk jer ke lobby, while my agents tgh sediakan all the documents nak sign by my guests and mek sendiri, sementara nak tunggu tu, SEMPAT la kami posing² hamek gambaq katanya! Mrasa!!!


Motif ade dugong sesat kat depan itiew!? LOL!


The whole gang katanya!


Dan ini lah Superior room nya - Luas sundal! Mek suke! Very der tenang dan very der tak der gangguan. Gangguan = Checking? MOTIF!? LOL!
Dan lepas dosi checked-in ke bilik masing² dalam pukul 18:45hrs (MRASALAH mek asik lah diapit couples² nih tau - dalam photos pong mek asik lah dok tgh. Mai tang bilik pong, bilik mek diapit oleh bilik² diaorang nih - SIAPA YANG JAGA SAPA NIH!? Mek jaga depa ka, DEPA yang jaga MEK!? HAHAHAH Mati la mek tanpa partner! LOL!), we had like 1/2 hour sajo nak get ready sebelom proceed to dinner at a local Chinese Seafood restaurant (HALAL - Gerenti bebb!!! Hiks!)

From the hotel, we ols semua proceed ke KUTA for dinner itiew at around 19:30hrs dan sampai ke restaurant tu around 19:50hrs cam tu la kot. Masuk² sajo, meals were like ready, thanks to my agent yang dosi called the restaurant cakap kami semua on the way dan nak the meals ready on the table by the time kami sampai. Well actually, mek yang suruh agent mek buat cam tu. Tannak lah guests mek tertunggu². Kawan tu kawan la jugak, tapi when it comes to service and what not, tannak lah kasik guests kite tertunggu² for their meals, KAN? Hehehe.

So apo yang kami makan? NAH! Tgk sendiri! Tapi yang penting, LAZARTS SUNDEL! So much for my diet katanya - mek makan 2 pinggan ok! I mean, TAMBAH dua kali, BUKAN MEK MAKAN PINGGAN! Apa kau pikir mek David Copperfield nak telan² kaca!?! Eh - bukan act tu Mama Rozza dosi buat kah di Bleu Bar? Owh wait - itu PIJAK KACA. Hehehehehe!


Sayur apa tah nih - tapi sedap sundel!


Udang masak pedas katanya...


Yes - mrasalah sweet sour chix (or was it sweet sour fish? Hummmm) - lantak lah! Janji sodap! Tapi mek rasa it's fish, HOW!?



Juadah² lain yang dihidangkan (eh, ke LAUK? JUADAH tu kuih, KAN? Ish! Mek dosi pening!)


Yes u ols - it seems that I haven't lost my touch dalam service line. MEK SUKE!
Dan lepas semua dah sendawa bagai nak rak, perut memboyots segala bagai, dan lepas hubby sis-in-law kawan mek tu dan mek selesei isap rokok, mrasalah kami proceed ke KUTA katanya for our 1st night free-at-own-leisure activiti. Mrasalah kami masuk nearly SEMUA kedai yang ado along jalan apa tah tu - sebabnye, SALE Sundelllll!!! Mek suke mek suke!

Dan yang penting, dalam one of those kedai, mek telah dicarut sebagai BENCONG (pondan) katanya oleh one of the staff. Mrasalah mek laser balik...

"Saya bukan bencong! Saya hanyalah COWOWEK!!!" (mrasalah campuran Cowok dan Cewek katanya! LOL!) - terus terdiam fookey tu tapi diam² pon sempat nih gelak lite². Hiks! Mek tau dia gelak pening, like, APA KAH COWOWEK!? LOL!

Masuk kedai tu, keluaq kedai nih, NAN ADO kami belik pa per pong. Sebab semuanya ala²... "LETS SURVEY DULU!" katanya. Survey pi survey mai, tau tau kami jalan pi jalan mai, sampai la depan Hard Rock Cafe Megastore, depan Inna Putri Kuta Hotel. Mek tak der mende pong nak belik. Sah² mek bukannye tasty sangat nak membeli malam tu, ala² mood tarak sangat la utk shopping. So while my guests sebok nak shopping, mek sembang² dengan security guard sorang nih, tanya dia cam mana nak pi LEGIAN area yang penuh dengan clubs and what not itiew. Candiew? Ok lah - boleh lah tahan. Tapi kaedahnye, bile dah snappy pic dia, mek noticed, muka dia tak makan gambaq! Tak elok pong muka dia dalam gambaq, walhal live, MRASALAH merembes ratnadumillah mek dicelah² kangkang mek! LOL!


Area MATAHARI katanya kat Kuta itiew... meriah sangat!


Hard Rock Cafe kat Kuta itiew... grand sangat! Sangatlah besau!


Tak candiew kan? U ols - it's the pic u ols. Mrasalah live, MEK RASE haiyoh... "Excuse me sir... U come back hotel with me, NAH!?" Hehehehehe...


Mengabadikan kenangan di hadapan surf board mega Hard Rock Cafe, berhadapan entrance Hard Rock Hotel, Kuta...  - MOTIF tema ayat persis dalam majalah JELITA!? Skema gilos! LOL!
Dan lepas tu, hehehehe - something funny happened. Semuanya nak ke Legian. Ditanyanya kat security guard tu, dia cakap belok situ belok sini, MRASALAH 10 minit sampai. Pastu jalan pi jalan mai sepoloh minit, HARAM tak sampai² lagik. Tanya lagi kat orang local. Same thing, suruh jalan sepoloh menet, belok kanan, jalan lagik, 15 menet sampai la Legian tu. Jalan pi jalan mai, SEMUANYA kekwat tannak naik taxi la, naik taxi kuda pon addinch katanya - TETAP la nak jalan! NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mek rasa kami jalan 1/2 jam kot, BARU LAH sampai Legian. TU pon kena lalu kot ceghok² mana tah lah dalam hutan kampung sesat mana tau. TOBAT kalau aku sengsorang, mek sanggup naik cab bayaq double! LOL!

Yang pentingnya, dok jalan pi jalan mai tu, HAIYOH! Mek terjumpa KAMALA INDAH katanya, hotel si Ginger duduk itiew. NYEH! Awat tak macam gambaq pong!? Lain sajo mek nengoknya? Isk isk isk - awat jadi lagu tu tempat tu, VERY der scary la noq. VERY der belah² dalam one of the lorongs, KAN? Ke mek kat belakang, dan gambaq u ols ambik tu bahagian depan? Tah la - yang penting, mek very der scarry marry. DAH LA HANJENG KORAZON KURAPANS belambak! Jalan 5 minit, jumpa sekoq. Jalan 5 minit jumpa sekoq! Dan setiap kali jumpa saja, kak ipar kawan mek tu ngan mek, ASIK LAH dok berdoa "Tabbat ya da abi la ha biungwatabb" katanya doa melarikan hanjeng dari diri kite. Betol ke idak, yang penting, MEMANG terbukti hehanjengs tu ala ala divertkan diri depa dari pada jalanan kami. Hehehe...

Sampai sajo Legian - nyeh - mrasalah semua dosi berpeluh lite², dah macam haprak sekoq ke sekoq, nih semua gara² "U walk 10 minutes, turn left turn right then left again then go frwd, backwrd, up and down - u will reach Legian" MAAAAAAAAAAAAATI la instructions macam kesial! LOL! Sampai ke Legian, mek tgk, cam sunyi sepi sajo?! NAH! Mrasalah Hari KHAMIS malam Jumaat sundelll! APO YANG NAK ADO!? Sah sah belom weekend. Jadik dengan tema PENAT, kami tahan cab "BLUE BIRD" yer, dan terus masuk dan proceed balik hotel! Hiks! Sempat mek terlelap dalam cab itiew katanya. Hehehehe and balik² hotel jer, mek tak hengat apo dah - gedebuuummm mek tidurans! HEHEHE! Mrasalah THE END of day 1 report katanya... hehehe. Nantikan DAY 2 di Bali yer, COMING SOON! (mati lah 2 entry tertunggak; SSBM Auntieku dan Memoirs of A Go Go Boys katanya) Hehehe...

PS: Atas sebab² tertentu, dan bagi menghormati permintaan kawan² merangkap clients mek, mek terpaksa cutout kan bahagian wewajah dalam all pics dalam this entry dan in future Bali Trip entries. Sorry nah... harap dapat memahami. Hiks!

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"Ala u ols... buat tak tau sajo. Diam jer. Nanti diaorang stop lah cakap pasal hal u ols itiew..."

"Ko buat derk jer la beb. Lambat laun, diaorang nengok ngko buat slamber jer, diaorang pun malas ler nak persoalkannya lagi..."

"Rilek jer la nyeh, jgn layan sangat la depa tu. Mulut manusia, kau tau la kan? Lagi kau layan, lagi tu la depa buat hal. Buat bodoh jer..."

Selalunya la kan, kalau kita dilanda spekulasis dan carutan (be it terang²an or dalam hati) ramai yang akan bagi nasihat like the ones you have just read kat atas itiew, KAN!? Hiks! Di sini mek rase mek nak buat a short and sweet entry pasal issue ni (sweet ke? Yang pasti, SHORT KE!? LOL! Mati la entry 3000 patah perkataan persis White House speech si Pioneer itiew - OPPS!)

They say, "Diam tak bererti mengalah, Lembut bukan bererti lemah"... kan? (Ker, mak saje yang memandai buat pepatah itiew!? LOL!) Anyways, whatever it is, mek rase mek ala² nak disagree lah dengan kata² itiew. Memang betul, cannot deny the fact that, it's true, keeping quiet about certain spekus tak bermakna u ols mengalah dan biarkan spekus itiew menjadi benar, dan tak bererti u ols mengiyakan also. Dan yang mustahaknya, diam u ols tu, bukan bermaksud u ols lemah (yes, lets just say Lembut tu tak yah la dipertikaikan lagi, nah? LOL!). It's true, some people memang malas nak menjawab rumors, spekus and what not, dan terus saja mengaibkan dan membuat buduhkan tentang spekulasis yang tidak benar itiew. Dan terus menerus diam sajo pasal hal tu.

Tapi sedarkan u ols, by doin' so, u ols actually bukak kangkang utk orang terus sula u ols!? Meaning, by keeping quiet dan ignoring those spekus kan, u ols ala² persis memberi peluang utk hawau² nih terus membuat spekus dan bercakap tentangnya?

For me la kan, sekali dua nak diam²kan ajo diri tu, ok la. Macam, kalau dah malas nak layan, buat jer donno, KAN? Tapi tahukan anda ado 2 jenis manusia/ lahanat/ lahabau/ hawau yang ado disekeliling kito?

1. Satu yang jenih kalau dah kita buat donno, dia terus macam malas la nak buat lagi speku sebab, "Ala... aku sebok² spekukan dia tu ini, dia buat dunno jer. MALAS la aku! Tak der effect pong! Baik aku speku pasal orang lain..." Haaa, tu yang satu jenih, yang ala² tunggu respundek kite sajo. Kalau kita melayan dan sentap dan what not, maka, senorok lah si peng-speku itiew, KAN? Hiks!
2. Dan satu lagi jenih yang dok ada nih ialah... "Ooooo! Dia diamkan diri, dan buat² bodoh sajo ek? Nih yang aku syok nih! Dia dok diam, tandanya betul la tu. Tu yang dia malas buat ulasan mengenai speku itiew, KAN!? Mrasa mrasa mrasa - jom speku lagi u ols. Biar dia berapi tensi dalam diam tu. Mek tau dia diam² tgh tunggu time jer tu nak meletop tu! LETS!" - Haaa, bagi peng-speku cum bangsat seperti ini, haiii... cam mana ek nak cakap? DE FARCO la kan korang. Hiks!

Kalau yang kes peng-speku jenih nombor 1 tu, mek tak kisah sangat u ols. Nih, yang mek dok hangin nih, yang jenis barua sial yang tak paham concept yang nombor 2 nih. Haiyoh! Kalau di diamnya, lagik naik minyak la ek? Haaaa... meh sinik mek nak buat ekspelainasyen kat hangpa, NAH? (or is it hampa? Hmmm...)

Like I said earlier on, DIAM tak bererti mengiyakan sesuatuh - DIAM tak bermaksud melarikan diri dari kebenaran dan DIAM tak bererti kau tu betul - DUH!? Some people prefer to diamkan diri. And some, well let's just say, suka menjawab balik tuduhan² binatang yang telah dibuat itiew. Which leads to this saying... "DIAM PON 'KENA', TAK DIAM i.e MENJAWAB PONG ALSO 'KENA' - SO HOW NOW!?" heheh. Tul tak u ols? I mean - kalau ditgk²kan lah cam nih, si peng-speku nih kan ado dua jenih, KAN? Maka dengan itu, sadly di nyatakan disini bahawasanya, yang jadik mangsa nih, sebenarnya, ade 1 jenih sajo. Yer yer, nampak cam ade 2 jenih, kan? Satu yang menjawab balik, satu yang buat bodoh, kan? WRONG. Sebenarnya ado 1 jenis sajo. MENJAWAB or TAK MENJAWAB (mendiamkan diri mengenai spekus itiew lar), HANG TETAP 'MANGSA' yang akan 'KENA'. Seriously u ols - think about it. Mai pi la kot mana pong... hang tetap kena....

• Hang menjawab, dan membidas bagai, menegakkan benang kering* pon tiadalah gunanya sebab spekus made, things done to you, orang dah tau. Kire like the harm has been done. (*kan orang cakap, kalau dah salah tu, ala² benang basah, KAN? Ala² dinch boleh tegakkan dan kalau dah memang betoi salah, KAN? Tapi mek nak tanya, kalau benang tu kering, BOLEH TEGAK KE masalahnya benang tu? LOL!) Of course, some people yang dispeku tu would be slightly better once dia dah all out conferantasi dan explain everything pasal speku tu, betul ke idak, dia dah tak pedulik. Janjinya dia dah explain. TAPI TETAP lah hang 'kena' jugak sebab for all you know, peng-speku tu could be type 1 yang memang NAK sangat tgk hang menjawab bidas bagai... KAN? LOL!
• Hang mendiamkan diri ka, menjauhkan diri ke, membuat dunnobodoh ke ape ke, kot mana pong, HANG TETAP kena. Tambahan kalau peng-speku tu type nombor 2, MRASALAH hang kena also! Hehehe

So betui dak apa mek cakap? Kot mana sekali pon, biaq pi la ada 2 jenih peng-speku nih, U Ols as MANGSA, tetap la ade satu jenih, which is, the "TETAP KENA" mangsa. Hiks!

Sekali dua dgr spekus, nak diam, boleh la - tapi for me, mai kali ketiga dok dgr hal² yang sama, NAH! THAT'S IT katanya! Hiks.

So dengan itu, mek nak jawab la (skadar jawab jer la kan, bukan nak tegakkan apa² pong la kan. Hehehe) pasal speku hal ini... Hal apo? Sat sat... tarik nafas...


Haaaa - mek dah cukup lama diam dah. Mek diam dari time org kecoh pasal mek reservedkan Dominican Republic dan Puerto Rico itiew. Org speku macam² nih. Mek diam sajo. Ingatkan depa stop la speku pasal mek masuk ke idak ke, pasai pa mek reserved 2 country, sedangkan depa tau mek hanya nak siapkan Puerto Rico. Habis Dominican Republic tu, apa kejadahnya? Haaa... meh la mek nak sexplain, eh, explain... percaya atau idak, lantak kau la labu. Janji mek dah explain dan tunggu jer time tu tiba - mrasalah kau gigit jari sebab speku kau tu jauh menyimpang lahabau! Heheheh mek suka la the word lahabau ngan hawau nih - lama seyyy tak guna! HIks!

Berbalik pasal issue IQP 2006, mek masuk ke idak. Biar la mek jawab in point form...

1. Masuk ke idak? - NO
2. Kenapa reserved dua negara then? - SAJA JE. AWAT, TAK LEH!? BUKANNYA NAK KENA BAYAR PON RESERVE COUNTRIES TU.
3. Habis tu kenapa Ginger cakap pasal u ols nak masuk IQP, siapkan diri u ols dulu then baru siapkan dia yang bertanding malam tu? - HEHE yang nih mek suka. MANA U OLS TAU MEK SIAPKAN DIRI MEK TU UTK BERTANDING? SEBAB MEK AMIK DUA NEGARA? HAHAHA nak kata bodoh, some of u ols tu berpelajaran tinggi katanya, KAN? MRASALAH mek kalau nak pi siapkan G, mek pong nak gak vast. Jadik selalunya, mek siap la diri mek dulu, pastu mek siapkan la G. Takkan mek nak siapkan G dalam keadaan hanjeng? Harus la pondan tu tak confident. Ini kalau mek dah siap² make up, dan mek duduk depan dia siapkan dia, dia tgk² mek yang vast itiew, harus dia pon macam... "Haaaiii... mujur lah mak ayam aku nih berjenih. Harap²kan mek pon jadik berjenih jugak la nooo...", KAN? Kalau mek pon SEPARUH siap macam tiang jamban tunggu masa sajo nak roboh, dah tu, siapkan Ginger tu, tak ke macam... "AIYOH! DIRI DIA PON TAK TERURUS, FEELING NAK SIAPKAN MEK? KANG SIAPKAN MEK 3 JAM, TETAP JADI MACAM MUKA DIA NOW!?" haaa - jawab dek non jawab?
4. U ols nak amik peluang sabotaj Ginger ke? - MOTIF!? Only pathetic people would wanna sabotaj friends. Buduh!
   
5. Dan finally - tanpa disoal, MEK nak katakan..."YOU OLS - I am SOOO SOO SOO through with beauty pageants and stuff. DAH MALAS u ols. Biar lah mek nih selalu 1st runner-up ke ape ke, JANJI, I've been there done that. SEMUA mak dah mrasa. TAK DER MAKNANYA mek nak masuk bertanding dah tu at the same time mek nak siapkan orang. Pikir sendiri la logiknya. TAKKAN ADO MASO nye mek nak siapkan orang kalau mek sendiri bertanding, kan? LOL!"

So for those yang tetap nak lemparkan spekus, sila kan u ols, be my guest. Ahaks! Mek malas dah nak menjawab sebab mek dah jawab dalam entry nih. Tak percaya? Ok la. Memang mek diet now, memang mek siap² feeling nak tempah dress baru, memang mek nak make up zast malam IQP 2006 nanti - tapi SAPA CAKAP MEK MASUK!? Feeeeeeeeeeeling la kau! Hahahaha. Sah sah mek nak jadik macam malam Miss Two Faces 2004. Haaa... kan mek siapkan Amanda budak KJ itiew, dan kan mek bermake up dandan mampan katanya 10 inchi mengalahkan kontestan, KAN? MRASALAH - ADO mek masuk bertanding walaupun siapnya mek dengan dress see-through dan accessories melampau bagai itiew, mengalahkan contestants², ADO mek masuk bertanding? NAN ADO la u ols. Hiks - so mrasalah waktu IQP pong mek feeling² nak drag jugek, hanjeng! Hehe! Mek walaupun dah determined cakap mek tannak masuk bertanding ratu²an lagi, tapi, ADE MEK CAKAP MEK NAK STOP DRAG? Jawab nyeh jawab - DIAM tandanya u ols mengiyakan apa mek cakap, tui dak? Tah la betui ke idak - u decide sebab U yang speku, mek hanya MANGSA keadaan yang nak drag waktu siapkan contestant cum anak ayam mek - hehehe LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!


Di malam Miss Two Faces 2004 - Mek pon drag, siap make up lite² mampan, bersubang dan rantai tannak mengalah nih - dress haltered neck see-through katanya... BERTANDING KE U OLS!? Hehehe...



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Yes peeps! Mek FINALLY berjaya habiskan proses mengupdate gegambars lelamas mek ke fotopages mek! Mrasa mrasa mrasa!!! So now, tinggal lah hanya pics² dari BALI sajo yang mek perlu uploadkan. MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!!! Hiks!

Mini Gathering

Hari Raya Aidil Adha di Subang...


Kucing Kucing and more Kucing! HIKS!


31st December 2005 yang membohsankan...

Ke Pasar Malam bersama Haz dan Zek


Bangkok Trip - Day 4

Bangkok Trip - Day 2


Bangkok Trip - Day 1

Mrasalah! MRASA!!!! Hiks! Jgn lupo komen nah!? Hiks! Thankzzzaaa! Mueiueieuieueieu.... maaaaaaaaaati la mek dengan ketawa kucing katanya - ahaks!



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As promised lah kan, nah - mek dosi edit segala bagai all the pics taken during the gath kat Gazebo SS15 hari itiew, the day before mek departed for Bali itiew. Mrasa mrasa mrasa!!!

5thE, yang gila POSE malam tu! LOL!

Punya lah susah mek nak snappy² pic kW itiew - Hanjs sangat!

Ketibaan NORY dan suaminya katanya - yang kat belakang with the 'cutout' face tu, sapa lagik kalau bukan Marketing and Promo Manager for IQP2006 - Fiebies De La Rossa! Hiks!



Tangannya si Ameer pegang HP, the 'Enterprame'... LOL!

5thE, pose lagikkk katanya! LOL!!!

Bervanggas mek Malaysian Top Bloggers also datang ke gath kiew itiew. HEHEHE! Mek suke mek suke!

Ini lah dia - Fiebs, Promo and Marketing Manager utk IQP2006 - hebat!

Mek dah perems cantiques, si Succubus from IG. Hiks!








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And so I said I won't be bloggin' until I balik dari Bali next week, kan? Well - guess what? Pagi nih mek feeling² sangat nak update. Hiks! Besides, it's 8.30am. Mrasalah mek nak gi KLIA later by 11nish. So banyak maso lagik...

So memang plannye mek nak kena jumpe a few IGians (Info Gossip) people semalam pon, like Bel and her Husband (yang couple yang mek nak bawak pi Bali itiew la... nak pass tickets and what not), and si perempuan cantik Succubus itiew (too bad Duchess tak dapat datang - called Hana Amira, nan ado angkatnye phone itiew - Ez punye number pulak dalam my another phone. Isk!) So anyways, mek decided, since dah nak jumpe these peeps, dan memang nak jumpe chatters mek pon, I might as well buat another small @ mini gath di Gazebo - and this time, it's not Lea yang coming, it's Lea's other half yang coming. Hiks!

Jadik kali ni, tak der nye nak posponed earlier ke, later ke ape ke - mek cakap by 8.30pm kat Gazebo SS15 itiew, and mek arrived by 8.15pm... awal 15 minit katanya! LOL! Mek suke mek suke! Mek gi ngan cousin mek yang bawak member dia seorang itiew (saje je tannak kasik dia rasa left out, kang kesiannnn pulak. Mek dok menggila, dia dok la bohsan, kan? So at least kalau dia ade kawan, tak der lah bohsan tahap cipan sangat, kan!? Hiks!). Jap... nih dia list siapo yang datang semalam... :-

1. Ameer@Office - Diantara manusia TERAWAL yang datang! Hiks!
2. Tunangannya Ameer@Office - si Kak Lynn itiew! HIKS!
3. Nory kembarnya Amy Masturanya itiew (mati la Adeebanoor! LOL!)
4. Husbandnya si Nory, teman sekerja Major Lan katanya - opps!
5. Volks (yang sampai dari Ipoh terus mek pi amik kat Komuter Station Subang itiew)
6. Apek
7. Abang Nixxx (Aiyak! These two fellas ah - the word malu, AIYOH! Patut di musnahkan dari sistem perjalanan otak mereka. Very derrrr dua dua orang nih, malu banget - tgk 5thE! ADO tau perkataan malu? NAN ADO! Oppps!)
8. Succubus - IGians
9. Bel - IGians
10. Bel's hubby - Haiiiih! NOT BADDD AIH!!! Mati la Bel 3 malam kat Bali dengan mek, mek akan jadik Jianna Jain, coba goda Abang F itiew - opps!
11. Nasik - Who was like the last person to sampai - Thanks Nasik, better late than never, KAN!? :)
12. 5thE - who came with his BS, eh!? BP lah (BS pulak - mrasalah BP itiew BANTAL PELUKNYA - opps!)
13. kW - katanya Bantal Peluk Intan Permatanya si 5thE - oppppsss!
14. Alia - cousinnye mek, yang ado lah sekali dua chat kat tb mek tapi rest of the time sebok lah baca entry SSBM! LOL!
15. Nisa - kawannya si Alia
16. PBBPLU - Apa tu!?!?!?! Pemilik Blog Bukan PLU - HAHAHAHA!
17. Abang Bad - kawannya si Klubbkidd, who is also one of the famous five bloggers, kan?!
18. Fiebie - Mati lah pecah lobang dengan cousin mek, katanya my cousin kenal u ols! LOL!
19. Klubbkidd - vavis sangat Klubbkidd suka peluk mek katanya, sebab dah berisi. Dulu peluk katanya ado tulang sajo! HANJENG! It was fun having you around Klubbkidd!
20. Me, myself and I - as me myself and I! Dinch dragon, dinch cabut susuk, dinch shave dinch apo apo pong! LOL! Mrasalah 'be the real me!' LOL!!!

Kehadiran yang tak hadir (eh? Ape nih? LOL! Senang citer - YANG TAK HADIR lor!)
1. Kak Nap - mati la banyak keje katanya. Ker kekwat tannak mai!? NANGIS!
2. Pak Nam - Isn't it obvious? Dah Kak Nap tak mai, takkan la Pak Nam nak mai, KAN? LOL!
3. Neo - HAHAHA! Nampak sangat Neo taste kat Pak Nam. Pak Nam tak mai sajo, Neo pon carik alasan tak mai. Kat Bukit Bintang la ade keje la... hehehe NANGIS!
4. LeeZ - Nih mesti kes tak sempat cabut susuk bagai semua, tu yang tak mai tu kan? HAHAHA! Motif Klubbkidd cakap kau BOTAK nyeh? Mek confused! LOL!
5. Kie - SUDAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JanjiKie sangat! Terus tak jawab phone katanya! LOL!

It was ok lah - although mek rase mek patut ceraikan badan mek into 2 sebab nak kena pi sana sini kan, layan tetamu la katanya! LOL! Meja panjang sangaaaaaaaaat! Hiks! Tu la mek suruh buat ROUND TABLE, tannak! LOL!

Bersembang pi sembang mai, gelak pi gelak mai - tau tau, mommy dearest suruh mek balik AWAL katanya. Sebab mek bawak cousin mek, so dia suruh mek pi hantar cousin mek balik. HAPSET! Hehehee Tapi tu pon, sempat la mek ngan Klubbkidd dok sokseksoksek belakang bag katanya bergossip. LOL!!!

The gath kirenye, ok lah jugak - 8.15pm sampai 10.30pm... so a good 2 hours lah jugak. Gelak jgn tanya la - berkah kah kah kah sepanjang malam. Menggila? When LL dengan Klubbkidd bersatu, TERUS CATWALK gila sampai pi ke kereta, SEMATA² nak tgk jantan tasty katanya (mati la schooolmate Fiebie! LOL!)... And baru mek teringat - tak order Shisha katanya! Cis!

Actually nothing much la mek nak update pon pasal gath nih. Tunggu la mek balik dari Bali nanti, mek upload pics,  NAH!? Hehehe... But before mek end this entry, mek nak kasik msg siket to these peeps!

To Ameer@Office and Lynn: Thanks for being the early birds yang hadir. Truly appreciate it...

To Alia and Nisa: Thanks for coming by. Lia, thanks for being such a sporting cousin!

To 5thE and kW: My cousin cakap hampa tampak secocok! MATI LA STUDENT UK! OPPSS!!!

To PBBPLU, Abang Bad: Thanks for coming. Twas a pleasure to finally meet you guys in person :)

To Fiebie: THANKS FOR THE TOWEL, THANKS FOR THE IQP PROMO, THANKS FOR COMING! *Motif all capslock? HHEHAHEHEHEH - tu mek nak tunjuk ala² jelingan semalam itiew LOL!

To Nasik: Better late than never huh? Thanks ya for coming - walaupun temanye mek sentap sebab u ols katanya by 10am ade meeting katanya dan tak leh hantaq mek pi KLIA lagi! NANGIS! Hehehe...

To Apek and Abang Nixxx: Nanti next meet, jgn malu² jgn segan² lagi, nah? Hehehe... Apek muka merah sangat semalam waktu mek buat introduction u ols as my site admin itiew, KAN!? LOL! Kesiannn Apek cayang. HEHEHE! Nanti balik dari Bali, kita sambung 'keje' kite, nah?

To Nory and Hubby: Thanks for being such a sport dan datang for this gath. Mek suke u ols!

To Bel and Hubby: Likewise, it was a pleasure meeting the two of you also. At least you get the chance tgk mek menggila sebelom kite gi Bali - LOL!

To Succubus si Perempuan Cantik: MEK BENCI U OLS! Hehehe cantik saaaaaaaaangattt la u ols! *Sambil jeling kat pinggang iitiewwww! LOL!

To Volks: I tahu u penat² semalam dan tak sehat, and so my greatest THANKS and luv for you. U know how much all these gaths means to me, and thanks for being part of it - yang penting, I HATE YOU for bringin' the godaan damba itiew! (Yang penting, MEK TAK MAKAN PON RENDANG TU!!!! NANGIS KEMPUNAN MEK!)

And finally, To Klubbkidd: The time u ols sampai and hugged me close, I felt like crying. And the time I wanted to go back also, u hugged me again and AGAIN I felt like crying (so much for drama queen! LOL!) IT was great seeing you again and yeah, true enuff, I missed you. I missed seeing u jeling me and laugh at me, missed those gossips like we did semalam itiew, missed all those stuff la. And so, THANK YOU so much for coming and erm, well, erm, tah la - mek pon tak tau how to put in words. Words can't describe how happy I was semalam seeing you again Klubbkidd. Thanks again!!!

Owh well - it's 9.19am now. Time to get ready semua bagai - 10.30am sis in law mek nak bawak mek pi KL Sentral katanya! HIKS! So nantikan mek update entry nih with pics, nah? TAKE CARE SEMUA! And thanks for a great time last nite! :)





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Hey peeps!

Guess what? I'll be away from my blog, AGAIN! Hiks! And this time, am off to BALI, Indonesia.

 

 

Yes u ols! Mrasalah mek akan brangkat this Thursday, January 12th. As for now, mek masih di KL katanya (braya di sins u ols - mrasa!)

So I won't be bloggin' la kan for couple of days, sampai mek balik this Sunday, January 15th. Nanti mek balik, mek update blog, NAH!? (I MIGHT just be online from Bali; tapi no updates la - mrasalah mek ke CC katanya sebab mek dinch bawak lappy toppy! Hiks!)

Ok lah - gtg now. Have a great weekend nanti ni yer!? I know I will! MRASA!!!

 

Regards, with love,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee...

 

Dearest all, especially to my Muslim readers all over the world...

The greeting card says it all... Have a great Eid-ul Adha holidays!!!

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Click HERE to read Bangkok Trip - Day 3 (Part 1)

December 25th, 2005 - Day 3 PART 2

Yes u ols! Mrasalah mek dosi kembalik with part 2 and also sambungan terus menerus ke Day 4 (WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME la kan! HAHAHA!) So anyways, dalam part nih, mek akan citerkan panglaman mek selepas 1/2 jam rehat dalam bilik hotel on day 3 itiew, serta - my final day, Day 4.

So lepas memandian memandaan siap siapan segala bagai semua, mek pon, memulakan langkah dipersada mek dan keluar membinatangkan diri lagik katanya - hiks! Kalau tadik (in part 1) mek pergi merelaxkan diri di massage centre, mrasalah kali ini mek ke itiew sawana.

Basically, mek have a rough idea la kot how the place would be. Probably sebab mek dosi ade experiences ke sawana² di overseas, tetempat lebih vast like London, Amsterdamn, Frankfurt, Sydney, Melbourne (the list goes on actually. Hiks!) So mek tak der lah rase pa per sangat - cuma mek teruja to go to these places kat Bangkok piuler sebab aim nye, for Asian look la kan. So dalam listing mek, mek dosi ade beberapa tempat yang mek plan nak pergi...

Babylon
Soi Nantha off Sathorn Soi 1, 02-213-2108.



From the Malaysia Hotel parking lot make two right turns and a left (8 minute walk). World famous men's complex and sauna. Gym, restaurant, disco, internet access, jazz performances, parties. Facilities including swimming pool, sauna, steam, jacuzzi, dark maze, large gym, disco, fantasy spaces, private cabins and hotel rooms (in their Barracks section). International crowd.

Sauna Mania
35/2 Soi Pipat 2 (off Soi Convent), Silom, 01-817-4073.

Same lane and 5 or 6 blocks away from Eat Me Art Restaurant. Nearest Sky train station is Sala Daeng Station; MRT is Silom Station. Smaller then Chakran but nice and very clean. Entrance is on the 2nd floor. Dark rooms/maze on 3rd floor; steam, sauna and shower area and deck on 4th floor; and another deck on 5th floor.

39 Underground
Phahonyothin Soi 39 (between the Saphan Kwai Sky Train Station and Pradiphat Rd), 02-279-1511.

From the Saphan Kwai Sky Train Station, take Exit 1 and walk towards Pradiphat Rd, then take the 2nd lane on the right after AMB bank (less then 3 minutes). You will see the big sign for 39 Underground at the end of this small short lane. G/F has lockers, steam, sauna; 2/F has TV and a tiny gym area; 3/F dark rooms, 4/F roof top cruising area (most are not shy there). Cheap admission and popular with the local Thai crowd.

Chakran
32 Soi Ari 4, Phaholyothin 7 (5 minutes walk from V-Club and close by the Ari Sky Train Station), 02-279-1359, 02-278-5310



This multi-story facility features swimming pool and large jacuzzi, steam and dry saunas, well-equipped gym, restaurant, poolside lounge, private cabins, mazes and video theater. Beautifully designed with exotic details, textures and colors -- a leisure and pleasure oasis.

Ok - enuff sunda info-gibek yang dibawa secara past tense oleh Nurlea Laurielle di http://www.lealaurielle.blogdrive.com! AHAKS!

So so, mek dok budget lah nak pi either one of these 4 places. Semuanya mek baco macam ala² menariques sangat. Tapi mek had to narrow down la kan kepada 1. Takkan la mek nak masuk semua sawana dalam masa beberapa jam sajo? Mau nya mek kempot. So mek pon narrow la down - since mek di Silom/ Suriwongse, mek budget tannak pergi jauh². Mrasalah Chakran dan 39 Underground itiew jauh katanya, walaupun Chakran yang mek rasa paling VA VA VOOM! So nak buat cam mano, lain kali la kot kan. So that leaves only Babylon and Sauna Mania. Sauna Mania tu kirenye lebih dekat dari Babylon, sebab Sauna Mania itiew very der kat Convent Street itiew, just sebelah Silom sajo. Jalan also sampai. Tapi memandangkan reputasi Babylon itiew melerts, dan since it's not as far as Chakran and  39 Underground, so mek cakap, why not pi Babylon... DULU. (Note the word DULU yer. HEHEHE!) So mek pon pi la - naik itiew tut tut katanya. Hanjeng sangat. WHY? The driver tu very der kasar sunggoh bawak tut tut itiew. Dah la muka tak candiew! Kalau candiew, leh la mek makhapkan, kan?! HEHEHE.

So sesampainya mek di Babylon, (well actually the tut tut pon dinch hui di manakah Babylon itiew WALAUPUN mek kasik dia map segala bagai nih! Tapi I think since the map was in English, mrasalah tak gherti baca, KAN?). So in the end, the tut tut dropped me off kat Hotel Malaysia itiew. So mek pon jalan la pi Babylon. MEMANG meriah sundel! Vast sangat buildingnya (ok, I might just be a little bit TOOO exaggerating katanya tapi it's true la, memang elok pon building nye dari luar, tapi tak der lah VA VA VOOMLY VAST katanya, kan!?! Hehehe) So anyways, mek gaya nak masuk sajo, terdetik hati mek suruh pi tempat lain. TAK TAU pasai pa sundel! Seriously, like, BERAT sangat nak masuk. Macam, could it be the entrance fee? THB250? Or mek tgk yang dok lepak kat ground floor tu semua cam hadek² sajo, which automatically turned me off kot? TAH LAH - yang penting, mek jeling pi jeling mai, amik businesscard kat entrance counter itiew, and then tahan tut tut dan pi balik ke Convent Street. MOTIF!? Mek pon tak pasti - serious u ols. Macam tingtongs sangat kan!? Tapi yang penting, mek dosi tahu kat mana itiew Babylon! Tak pa - next time ado lagiks. Hiks!

So tak per lah - mek pon pi la ke Convent Street tu dan cari SAUNA MANIA (sesuai - mania? Maniac? MEK MEMANG TGH TINGTONG elok sangat la masuk sitiew! LOL!) Jalan nak masuk ke arah Sauna Mania itiew very der macam perkampungan, and kalau sekali pandang, tak prasan pon the building tu is actually Sauna Mania itiew. Mek terpaksa ikut sorang mamat depan mek nih yang mek budget gibek also, dan dia laju sajo masuk ke building tu. Mek celikkan mata mek besaq², nah - memang betoi pon - SAUNA MANIA!

Entrance fee was way way cheaper dari Babylon (I VONDER VHY hmmmm) -THB105. That's like, RM10? Otot² pong dosi RM25, kan? RM10 nih dah macam U2 and LEO in Penang, OPPS! Tapi... jgn tak tahu - biarpon THB105, tapi the place, AIYOH! MEREMBES!!! Meletop sundel! Mujuq mek tak masuk Babylon, kalau idak sia² THB250 katanya, sedangkan mek boleh bayao THB105 ke Suana Mania itiew.

1st floor (ground flood NAN ADO. Dari Ground floor itiew, naik tangga, ke 1st floor... baru jumpa entrance) - lepas masuk entrance dia, ado la gym space (mek rase skadar cukup syarat jer depa buat tempat gym tu, macam lahhh orang nak pi sangat! Sah sah dari pi Gym, baik pi 'pump' kat atas, KAN? Opps!) and there were lockers, loads of them. Naik 2nd floor, itiew are bilik gelap itiew - got loads of rooms and etc. Naik satu lagi floor, ermm... japs jap mek nak ingat. Owh yes, saunas, steam room, shower room, dark room katanya, and open space area within lush greenery scene... siap ade kasik minum and makan nih! MEK SUKE! Naik 4th floor, erm, ape ek? Owh yes - HUTAN katanya diaorang buat landscape melerts sundel! Ala² mung mau feeling maing dalam hute? PI LA NAIK ATAS TU! HAHAHAHA! Tarzan katanya! LOL!

The place was not bad - (tak payah la mek detailkan apo mek buat, tak der maaaaaaaaknenye pong kalau mek bagi tau pong!) tapi YANG PENTING, kul 7.00pm, ade announcement katanya ala² inflight announcement itiew. TAPI MRASALAH IN THAI! Haram satu patah pong aku tak paham. Pongprang pongprang - aku dok ingat ape kes semua orang dok turun. Waktu tu mek kat floor ke tiga kot, tgh dok baring2 sambil isap rokok... Pastu mek tgk semua orang rushing nih turun nih. Awat tatau!? Mek pon pi la CIO (check it out!). RUPO²nya, 2nd floor yang hosts many many many many rooms and all dark segalanya itiew, RUPANYA, SUDAH MENJADI ZONE BOGEL! Ewww! YES you ols - NO TOWELS ALLOWED KATANYA! Hanjeng kan!? Ngeri ok tapi TETAP LAH mek kepit dan jalan² dalam itiew - OPPS! LOL!

And so, selepas makan 2 kali, dan 'makan' 2 kali jugek - opps!, by 8.45pm nearly 9pm, mek pon berambus balik katanya. Jerit "AKU PUAS"? Addinch kali ini. Kali ini mek jerits, "YES U OLS! MEK BERJAYA MENGAPOM! Oppps!" Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Lari pi mana? BALIK HOTEL la sundel! Mek pon balik la pi hotel nih. Mandi manda kasik bersih bagai semua, had some juice with some bread katanya pengalas perut (LAPAR LAGI KATANYA!) - then mek pergi la ke Silom road itiew, kat one of those Soi Siloms again. Yeap, TELEPHONE lor, mana lagik! HIKS! Tapi tak lama sebab mek suddenly had that urge nak pi tgk show katanya... And so lepas minum, mek pon pi la Twilight Zone kat Suriwongse itiew. Dan malam tu, mek determined sangat nak masuk BOY BANGKOK! Nahhhh! PILIHAN TEPAT! Heheeh...

Mek kan dok gila nak tgk SHOW as in real, diva SHOW/ dance show kan semenjak mek sampai BKK? ASIK LAHHH tiap² malam dok tgk show ciknek ciknek ciknek! Hish! Hiks! So bila mek masuk Boy Bangkok, mek tau dah mek akan dapat tgk show diva sebab bile mek baru nak masuk tu, ade dua orang diva drag nih, baru dok masuk, tapi dosi siap² dah rambut wig extension dress bagai semua ni. So mek tau la memang ade show, kan? So ok lah - mek pon masuk dan duduk senyap² kat this one side, terperonyot dari khalayak umum katanya. HEHEHE..

So sebelum show tu start, biasa lah - Go Go Boys tu belambak la dok parade of nations atas stage itiew. Tapi ONE of them captured my eyes. Standing at somewhere around 5'9" kot, body MUSKUL BERKETAK katanya, muka MELAYU HABESSS!!! Senyum cair sangat mek nengok! HAIYOH! MEK SUKE!... (HARAP MAKHAP. SIARAN TERGENDALA. STORY MORY PASAL KES INI AKAN DIBAWAK KE MINGGU HADAPAN SELEPAS MEK BALIK DARI BALI KOT... DALAM... "MEMOIRS OF A GO GO BOYS"? - maaaaaaaaati la ade sambungan katanya pasal mamat nih! LOL! Mesti la u ols. EXCLUSIVE ok sebab ade part² perchentaan katanya! Opss!)

So anyways, back to pasal show ni. Lepas 1/2 jam kot mek duduk nunggu dengan penuh kesabaran, yes - show pon bermula. MEK SUKE u ols! Costumes MELETOP! Accessories MELETOP! Diva² diaorang walaupun HADEK² gibek, TETAP MELETOP SUNDEL!!!! Show diaorang MEMANG world class! Lagu² R&B katanya! Menari penuh steps nih! MEK SUKE! Lip Sync dengan penuh drama dan ketepatan! MEK SUJUD! Cantik sangat! And it was WORTH watching!!! (it was even worth going to Boy Bangkok sebabkan itiew Abang Pitt - OPPPS! Siapa kah? BRAD PITT kah? DINCH CERITS SEKARANG! Tunggu la mek balik dari BALI nanti - mek akan buat entry "Memoirs of A Go Go Boy"... hmmm, ataupon... "One Night Romance with A Go Go Boys?" Hmmm - tgk la. Nanti mek decide on the title tapi yang pasti, it's all about seorang mamat ni yang telah mengetepikan $$$ kerna CINTA katanya! OPPS! Sabar nah - tunggu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Jadi temanya mlm itu, or should I say, the whole day, was VERY VERY VERY memuaskan hati! MEK SUKE SANGAT! Dari pagi saaaaaaaaaaaaaampai la ke malam, saaaaaaaaaampai la ke pagi hari ke 4 itiew, haiiiii - WORTH IT! MEK SUKE! Mek balik hotel lepas show tu pon, dosi after midnight katanya nearly 2.30am. And my pick up ke airport was at 4.45am. So... eh, sat - ni dah masuk day 4 punye part nih. Chup chup chup!!!!

December 26th, 2005 - Day 4

So anyways, by the time mek dosi sampai balik bilik, it was 2.30am kot. Pompangpompangpompang (mati la percintaan atas katil!), dahhhh kul 4am. JUST nice mek siap² packing, mandi semua siap², terus mek check out dan amik cab ke airport (yes, ditemani Abang Pitt itiew sampai ke taxi sundel - Zack@Mamy, jgn jeles nah! LOL!) Sedey sangat u ols (bukan bab nak balik, tapi tingalkan cintankiew itiew) but what to do, mek terpaksa baliks. Kalau idak, haiiii - nahas aku! So mek pon balik lah naik cab tu, classss! Cab guna VIOS nih, sapa nak jawab!?!?!?!

Sampai jer airport, mek check in - bayar tax semua, pastu, mek terus masuk dan carik the pintu berlepas mek (NO, bukan nak masuk lagi. Sah sah baru kul brapa? Flight mek kui 7.10am sundel! HEHEHE) and mek carik tempat menunggu tu dan mek... BARING DAN TIDUR! Ngantuks ok! Tapi mek ala² tidur tak brapa nak lelap la, asik² terjaga, asik² terjaga - yer la. RISAU la kalau tertinggal flight katanya, kan? Hehehe - dan mek lepas tu board the flight, dan terus TAK INGAT APA DAH dalam flight tu sebab mek tidurans mampos tak hengat donia dah. Penat ok!

Volks - notice anything? HEHEHEHE...
Lengang saaangattt airport BKK pagi tu - mrasalah mek antara yang terawal katanya! LOL!
Mek suke sangat konsep airport BKK nih yang mengekalkan tradisi Siam mereka itiew...

And by the time sampai KUL, mek macam 50-50 nak balik terus AOR ke, or mek nak stay dulu. Sebab asalnya janji katanya nak buat pot-luck lunch bersama tagboard chatters mek kat umah Volks. TAPI mrasalah NAN ADO katanya. SO mek decided nak balik terus. Pi la nak belik ticket KUL-AOR. HAIYOH! Katanya airport masih tutup! Haiii, tak habis² lagik ke banjirans itiew!? HISH! Terus mek terpaksa balik kot Penang. Tapi flight ke Penang, Economy Class semua penuh ok sampai ke ptg. Terus mek sentap, dah la dgn penatnye and tak cukup tidur bagai, mek belik jer Business Class. Hanjeng sangat! Mrasalah melayang lagik duit haku! Tapi tak per, mek lepak² kat Golden Lounge, melantak tak hengat dunia nih! Yer la, dah lamo tak makan meal MH, kan? HEHEHE...

Suasana dalam flight ex BKK ke KUL - surammm sajo pagi itiew, kan?
Nih waktu dalam Golden Lounge KLIA itiew - Mek nak snappy² gambar sorang abang itiew dibalik tiang itiew tapi mrasalahhhh tak menjadik! Upset!
My cup of hot black tea one sugar with lemon slice! HEHEHE...
Close up - yeap; mek tgh boring! LOL! Notice, TEASPOONnye diletakkan disebelah yang salah katanya! It was supposed to be on the right, bawah telinga cawan itiew. HEY! Training school mana this leading stewardieee nih pogi, ek!?

And I got on the 2pm punye flight. The flight was ok; the Leading Steward was hadek² (OBVIOUS sangat), the Business Class stewardess was OK laaarrr, the rest of the Economy class crew semua stewardess; mek dinch makan pon since mek dosi melantak bagai vavis dalam lounge tadik (besides, save la siket kerej crew tu kan! Hehehe) - mek hanya orderan hot lemon tea sajo. EY was full, GCC (Business Class) was, ok la - tak der lah full sangat. 15 out of 16 seats, mrasalah seat sebelah mek dinch ado orang. Alhamdulillah. HEHHE boleh mek campak bebarangs mek atas seat tu sajo. HEHEEH... and by the time mek dosi sampai ke PEN, Hazel and Zack@Mamy pon dah on the way nak pick me up kat airport. Mrasalah TUNGGU lagi katanya, kan? HEHEHEEH - and lepas tu, lepas mek telah dihambel mereka berdua, mrasalah mek dengan depa singgah ke U2 - OPPPPPS!

Dan selepas dah habis menjanakan tenaga di U2, kami pong pulang ke AS (haiyoh - so ayat skema lagi katanya! LOL!)

Dan dengan itiew, maka, TAMAT lah laporan  4 days 3 nights mek ke Bangkok (HUREYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!)

PS: Pics² dalam Day 1, Day 2 - semuanya will be back as per normal by 10th Jan ni. Harap maklum memaklumi... hehehe...

PS2: Dan nantikan sekembalinya mek dari Bali, mek akan publishkan entry pasal jejaka kacukan Kelate-Siam bernama Pitt dalam entry yang masih belom mek dapat figure out tajuk yang sesuai utknye. Hehehee... (mati la aku keje belonggok sekembalinya mek dari Bali nanti! LOL!)



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Hehehee - mek pon tak sure WHY I wanted to do this entry; dan yang penting, mana mai idea nih pon mek dinch hui. But the thing is, mek TETAP nak do this entry! Mrasa!!! LOL!

1st school: Erm... tadika bukan school kan? That's pre-school kan? Hehehe - so I would have to say SKTU (Che Detz tau kan kan kan? Yerrrr BS dan csi_X pong dosi tahu... LOL!)

1st friend: Aiyak... this one ah. The first friend yang mek bebetul ingat mek started kawan was... yeap, csi_X. We were like friends for ages, kan kan kan Jeebsion kan!?

1st job: Erm... csi_X, wei... apa nama architecture firm bapak Zelman itiew? Kan mek kerej sitiew sikijap lepas SPM. Hurm. Hehehe...

1st Car: Honda Civic 1.6Exi - which went missing the day lepas mek menang Miss KJ 2001  itiew!

1st House: Apartment boleh diamik kire tak? Hehehe...

1st Handphone: Motorola jenis ape tah - yang besar gedabak itiew, yang kalau baling kat hanjeng pon, hanjeng nangis tau!

1st PC: Yang bebetul mine mine mine, was in, erm, 2005? LOL!

1st Laptop: NEC ape tah, 1998. Vole?

1st Organizer: 2002, my uncle gave me one, ape jenis tah...

1st Watch: SWATCH! Hehehe... hadek² sangat! LOL!

1st Diamond Ring: 2000 - mek dapat from 'someone'... ew!!!! Hiks!

1st Beauty Pageant: Miss KJ a.k.a Miss Teen World katanya - 2001

1st Show: 2002 - sila baca Once Upon A Time, I Was That Showgirl episode ke berapa tah!

1st Heels: erm, no... bukan Vincci u ols. Tah kedai ape tah kat Sungai Wang Plaza itiew... hiks!

1st Evening Dress: Kain meter yang dibeli dari itiew Subang Parade, tapi sudah jadik kain lap lantai kat umah gang KJ itiew - LARI!!!!!!!!!!!

1st Wig: Bukan Scarlet, bukan JENNY u ols! - SUNGAI WANG ALSO!

1st Accessories: Mrasalah ALUMINIUM FOIL sajo dibuat choker, rangka crown dan bracelet katanya! LOL!

1st Bra and Panties: Opps! Hehehe... where else? SUNGAI WANG! Itu kedai itiew sebelah Metrojaya itiew! Hiks!

1st Make up: Mek memula ado COMPACT POWDER sajo. Hehehe...

1st Handbag: PS Boutique katanya!

1st Lover:  Aiyoh! Erm... 1997 kots? Hiehehehe...

1st kiss: Hurmm... 1st kiss di pipi? Bibir? Sorry - confidential (abis tu ape kejadahnye mek buat entry nih, KAN!?)

1st F*ck: Oppps! 18SX! Hehehe... (YES YES - mek tak specifically said first time DI f*ck ke or first time kena f*ck, kan?  HAHAH mrasalah speku! - mati la pondan top! LOL!)

1st Sex: Define SEX? Ermm... 1st MALE then 2ndly transformed to FEMALE ke? Ape nih?

1st Time Melacur: MELACUR KATANYA!? Hehehe - kang kalau mek jawab takpernah, mau kena hempuk dengan itiew KJians. Hehehehe... Ala, lite² sugi sajo (tetaplaaaaaa nak purak² mau jadik baik ek? LOL!)




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Hai, masih belom habis mood nak buat entry bersandarkan liriks - apa kes? Well, at least, I get to let it go bila me buat entry ni, kan? So after much thinking (much thinking ke?), this time mek nak letak lirik ini pulak. Penyanyinya Wallahua'lam ape dah jadi. Tapi mek masih ingatkan penyanyi ini; Elly Campbell katanya. Mek suka sangat lagu ni, walaupun suara dia seacuan la (stereotype), tapi, lirik dia, mek suka... (skadar suke jer la... bukan la fanatic ke ape ke...)


Classic kan? Ala² macam ENUFF! Shuddap Enuff Ban la you from my life - kirenye ek? Hiks. Owh well - just another lyric-entry... enjoy..

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