Selenge: Woi... kau tidor dah ke?

Liat: Tak der lah. Tgh wide awake nih, tgh berqiamullai!... (walhal dah membuta berair liur basi dah ni...) Ha, apakehal nye tgh² malam buto call aku nih? Tak gherti² ke nak tido?

Selenga: Wei... aku ada masalah dalaman...

Liat: Then, go jumpa pakar sakit jiwa. Dia boleh selesaikan masalah dalaman kau tu. Kau cari aku tgh² malam nih buat apo? Macam la aku boleh tolong sakit jiwa kau tu... *yaaaawwwning*

Selenge: Cam nih ah kawannn! Tannak aahh menguap! Jgn ah tido! Macam la esok ko keje! Wei, dengar ah ni. Masalah nih!!!

Liat: Yer yer yer apo dia - cakap ajo lah... aku dgr ni... (sambil mata tertutuppejam rapat ni walaupun tangan masih liat malas memegang hpnya...)

Selenge: I got f*%ked just now...

Liat: Owh really? Congratulations...

Selenge: NO! Maksud aku, REALLY - I got scewed up in the a#@ tadi!!!

Liat: LA, betul la aku cakap, hanjeng! - congratulations! Welcome to the "I'm Not A Whore Not A Virgin Either" club. Me selaku pengurusi zaman berzaman, welcomes you with an open a&*!

Selenge: SIAL!

Can you imagine? Selenge tu terujaly EXCITED about getting his first f**k after 28 years of living (out of which, 10 years of being a gay); hmmm ataupun he was like terujaly WORRIED about his first experience getting nailed down in the ass?

But believe me, being SELENGE, 10 year lepas jadik gay and baru get his 1st f**k, it can be quite a gabra moment. Not that it really matters though, in fact, dia memang hidup as a gay pun for all these years kan. Tapi the 1st f*#k? Aiyoh!

Perubahan dalam sesuatu perkara can sometimes be taken in a positive manner, and sometimes people cannot take that changes positively, jadik lah mereka amik semua perkara tu negatively. Well in this case, I'm sure Selenge would be a total SLUT if dia take things positively, kan? Macam... "How was your 1st F^*k?" and kalau dia replied "Ok jer..." - seriously, dia memang slut! Kalau org yang takpernah getting nailed in the a** kan, 1st time tu, mesti lah either sakit ker, tak comfy ke, ape ke, kan? So in this case, Selenge was just being, erm, NORMAL kot? So we cannot blame Selenge for being, erm, worried? Here's the sambungan...

Liat: Jadi apa masalah kau nih?

Selenge: Ade beberape la jugak masalahnya...

Liat: Yer la, such as?

Selenge: I didn't enjoy it...

You might wanna ask... wtf!? He enjoyed being a top for 10 year, and bile jadik bottom and getting nailed for the first time, dia tak enjoy? Well - siapa cakap being a top, you kena enjoy jadik bottom as well? Kalau ade theory cam tu, mrasalah semua orang FLEXI sebab org flexi enjoys being a top and a bottom, kan? So for Selenge, he obviously tak suke jadik bottom. Why?

Selenge: Tah la, aku rasa sebab sakit kot? And aku prefer sondol orang dari biar orang sondol aku...

It is CLEAR to me that Selenge is a natural-born f*%ker! I mean, TOP la. Hanjs tau tak paham² lagi. But kalau dah 10 tahun hidup as top, buang tabiat ke nak jadik bottom tetiber?

Selenge: Tah la, aku tetiber terasa nak tahu how does it feels like to get screwed... and obviously aku tak suka...

Well there you go - curiosity killed the cat, and because of curiosity, it hurt Selenge's ass too! Wooopps!

Liat: Ok so let me get this straight. Ko tak suka jadi bottom, dan prefers to be a top... OK, I DON'T GET IT! Apa dia masalah hang nih!?

Selenge: Masalahnya, adakah aku flexible?

Aiyoh! Tingtong lah Selenge nih. Flexible katanya? Flexible means you prefer 69's and give-and-take thingie. Mrasalah f&*k and getting f*%ked at the same time, correcto? So now that it is clear that Selenge tak suka having a willy in his tight virgin-no-more-assie, mrasalah he's a pure TOP.

Selenge: Tapi maybe at times aku nak jugak disontot! Walaupun aku prefer getting nailed, kadang² tu aku terpikir jugak - kalau aku suka kat orang tu, kesian pulak asik aku jer balun apom dia. Nak jugak biar dia suka and balonapom aku!

Well dahling... SOME people prefers to be a bottom, and only bottom. Kadangkala, cam nih la... A is a Top and B is a Bottom. They've been together for awhile. A sometimes kesian tgk B asik lah di balun, di apom 24-7. Dengan muka B kedut² menahan sakit, A decided, sebab sayang punya hal, dia nak B apom dia pulak. DUH!? KERUTAN DI MUKA B tu tandanya he's enjoying the moment - BEAUTY IS PAIN, so is SEX! LOL! Dan bila si A suruh si B apom dia,
NAHHH! B pulak yang tak enjoy the moment. HOW!?

So you see, dalam bebende cam nih kan, you gotta stand clear of any kesangsian. You like being a top, comfy with it - the hell with others and just stick to it. Like being a bottom and getting laid and dominated? Then, that's your choice. Being a top means you get to secure everything, most of the time. But that doesn't mean if you jadi bottom, you cannot control everything too. KEMUT is the key and when you get control of your TOP PARTNER, you'll be a top too, on top of your own world. DUH!? Don't you guys get it? This entry isn't merely about gay sex, about what position you like and what not - NO!

What I was REALLY trying to say here is that - BE CONFIDENT and HAPPY of who and what you truly are. It doesn't take you to be a strong person to be able to control everything. Kalau you are such a very, how should I say, weak kindda person, there's always a stronger side of you to overtake a stronger person than you! The key word here is being STRONG (that was when I used the KEMUT word tadik tu. LOL!) When you can KEMUT, you can control just about anything. It's not easy to KEMUT and also, bukannye susah sangat pun nak kemut - YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW YOUR BASICS and you have to have faith - that's all?

Brings any sense tak entry nih? MACAM berkeceramuk ajo? LOL!

Selenge: Owh and erm, one more q Liat. Ko kan dah lama membottomkan diri hang kan... erm... HOW DO YOU CUCI your ass? Masukkan getah paip tu dalam lubang jubs kau dah cuci kah?

Mati la aku masih dalam issue getting f*cked nih - lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Ever experience this problem? I mean, having problems in saying goodbye? That situation normally happens when the goodbye wish you wanted to say tu tak datangnya dengan rela hati. In other words, you belum bersedia to say goodbye - and that's a tough one...

Call it belum bersedia but I think kalau people have to say goodbye pada waktu yang belum sepatutnya diucapkan, I call it TERPAKSA. And who says bende² relating with "terpaksa" nih can be an easy thing to do? If it's easy, then I doubt people would address it as TERPAKSA, kan? They would probably call it, RELA HATI.

Sometimes, saying Goodbye tu, adalah sesuatu yang, how should I say it, terbaik? I mean, depending on the situation la kan.

Dalam entry ini, lets take a look at 2 fine examples. Satu bersangkut paut dengan PERSAHABATAN, satu lagi, well - you've guessed it right, PERCINTAAN...

• Bismi: Ini kali ketiga kau buat perangai macam ni! Bukan aku tak bagi peluang - tapi kau selalu sia²kan saja peluang yang aku kasi, kan?
• Tiqa: Bismi, tolong la. Aku bukan sengaja. Aku macam just can't help it.
• Bismi: Itu la, sekali suke berbohong, selamanya pembohong kau tau tak?
• Tiqa: Jgn la cakap macam tu. Aku bukan sengaja² suka membohongi kau.
• Bismi: Sengaja atau tidak, kau dah pon membohongi aku - ini kali ketiga Tiqa. Aku dah tak leh terima. Aku tak leh berkawan dengan orang yang suka tipu aku. Bukan hanya kau tipu aku dari belakang, kau terang²an tipu depan aku.
• Tiqa: Bismi... please?
• Bismi: Tiqa, persahabatan kita berlandaskan kepercayaan. Macam mana kau expect aku utk terus bersahabat dengan kau sekiranya kau masih lagi beperangai macam ni? Walaupun it's against my principals, tapi aku tetap beri kau 2 peluang. Dan dua dua peluang kau sia²kan... Aku sayangkan persahabatan kita, tapi aku terpaksa...
• Tiqa: Bismi!!!

Bagi Tiqa, bohong adakalanya saves her ass. Tapi not with Bismi. It was against Bismi's friendship foundation.

Bagi Tiqa, dia terpaksa berbohong atas sebab² tertentu. Namun, bagi Bismi, dia TERPAKSA say goodbye to Tiqa, setelah sekian lama bersahabat. This is  one fine example of how some people TERPAKSA say goodbye tanpa kerelaan. Bukan Bismi tak sayangkan persahabatan yang terjalin antaranya dan Tiqa; tapi kerana tidak sanggup go through another lie from Tiqa, Bismi just had to.


Things didn't work out between Sayang and his Baby - Yes.
Baby had to call it off, the relationship - Yes.
Baby was the one yang had to say Goodbye - Yes.
It's for the best - Yes.
Another GOODBYE yang TERPAKSA - Most definitely.

Try putting yourself dalam situasi Baby tu. You think it's easy to let go a guy yang digilai ramai? You think it's an easy thing to say bye bye to a guy yang dia cintakan whole-heartedly? Do you think that it's Baby's easiest decision to leave the man of her life and then expects to live happily ever after? Well, it's a tough one I bet, but like what Baby said earlier... "It's for the best". It might not be the right move, NOW, but it's the BEST solution so far for Baby and soon I know, and I believe, things will be better for her. How long will it take? Wallahu'alam...

And so for you, do you think you could pull of that stunt? Saying Goodbye when it is not the right time to do so?




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Geee... how I wish I could be as strong as this song? Hmmmm... Sometimes don't you just wish that you could be stronger when you're actually weak? I wonder ade tak some people yang prefer not to be strong? Is it an option? If it is, I would choose to be strong. But sadly, being human, I doubt we can choose? Ke, me tak realize the fact that I have the option to choose to be somewhat a stronger person?

Sometimes kan, bila orang lain dilanda masalah, it is easy for us to comfort them, help them, beri nasihat and etc. But when bende² jatuh balik kat kite, well - you know what happens. We sendiri cannot face the problem. Hairan kan? I mean, tah la. Especially when it comes to LOVE; sekuat dan setabah mana manusia pun akan tetap jatuh rebah. Depending on the individual; kalau betul² dia kuat, he or she will bangun balik dari jatuh itu dengan kadar yang pantas. But for those yang lemah, it may take them a while. Me?
Personally, me tak malu utk mengakui, I'm weak, and it may take me a while to rise again and be normal.

Naturally I am a DQ, true. But one cannot blame a DQ person to be weak about certain stuffs. It's their natural behavior, kan?

I see this entry as another one of those pointless entry; but I like writing it. Biar lah it is pointless to the rest of the world, janji I feel better writing this in tears I shed almost throughout the night. Better buat multitasking, kan? Dari nangis and don't do nothing - now am crying plus typing this entry and smoking... ok la tu kan?




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Click HERE to read Bangkok Trip - Day 2

December 25th, 2005

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas katanya! And yeap, mek woke up LATE katanya for my 6.30am punye pick up nak pi ke Danwan (tah cam mana tah ejaannye) Floating Market. It's like, 20 minutes ride to that place; where the famous Venice of the Orient is situated. Bukannye tak der floating market kat kat area Bangkok tu itself; cuma, tak semeriah Danwan (ke, Danuwean tah?) itiew.

So tak per la - mek missed that morning tour itiew (non-refundable katanya! Hanjs tau! LOL!). Mek woke up at around 8 lelebih kot. Turun bawah, and had breakfast (yes, the 'sedehhh' breakfast - but that's alright I guess, skadar nak isikan perut sajo...). And lepas breakfast, mek lepak² dalam bilik sampai la around, ermmm... 10nish kot? Then mek keluar pusing² jalan² lagi (YES, day 3, NO PICS at all - katanya mek terlupa bawak camera! HANJS SANGAT!)

Tapi day 3 nih memang mek habiskan duit sajo exploring the gay sites of Bangkok katanya. Apa yang mek buat? Mrasalah mek coba the male massage itiew, and also the saunas. Hiks! Yeap - kalau dulu waktu zaman crew dok buat jugak pi all these sawanas and massage centres, NOW, mrasalah as a businesswoman (woman kah!?) pon mek pasti mampu mencoba. Lagi pun, I wanted to write about "Massage Services that ends with SEX" as an entry, kan? Haaa - what better way to write it, dari experiencing it dulu; baru ade bahan nak tulis! LOL!

So ok ok, 10nish was a bit TOOOOOO early for all those activities. So what did I do? Mek gi nengok Elephant and Crocodile Show kat Rose Garden at Samphran itiew? Ewwww! Macam, BOHSAN sangat. Sit there and what Elephant and Crocodile shows. Macam, HELLO!? Apa la mek buat kat sitiew!? HIKS!

Amazing to see these men (ade yang candiew) sanggup meredah MAUT pi letak kepala depa dalam mulut boya itiew. Ish! Memang carik nahas! Buatnye boya tu NGAP kepala depa, nahhh! SESUAI! Headless CANDIEW man! LOL! It was like 2 to 3 hours stay kat Samphran itiew; and do what? 'Admiring' GAJAHs and BOYAs jer la. Not to mention, nengok survery² local ciktans yang melerts! Body sekoq ke sekoq, merembes!

And by the time mek get back to Silom, it was somewhere around 2.30pm cam tu la. Juuuuussst nice. Mek pon tgh penat itiew (KATANYA PENAT - hanjeng sangat!) - So mek mengambil keputusan nak pi try body massage itiew kat this place called, ARENA.

Situated like, erm, along the main Silom street itiew, kat Silom Plaza kot (nak address dia ke? Mek masih ado Business Card tempat itiew - hiks!) mek jalan sajo utk sampai ke sitiew. Tapi tagha nak sampai tu, kempot jugak la mek menanyakan people around me. Yang penting, some of these local peeps, tak tau menahu ponggg pasai SILOM PLAZA ni. Cammana itiew? Apakah kesnya!? Hiks!

So on the way ke Silom Plaza tu, bole, mek sempat beli kain Thai Silk nih (nak buat dress? DINCH ah - nak buat baju sajo!)... ok lah, utk 2 1/2 ela kain, THB1000. Tak kisah la - it's Thai Silk anyways kan? Hiks! So lepas dah membeli kain itiew, sambung la jalan pi ke Silom Plaza tu. Sampai² sajo, mek noticed bukan sajo ade ARENA, malah ade HIS MASSAGE CENTRE katanya which I read somewhere dalam the net, tak brapa baguih if u wanna compare it to ARENA. So mek teruskan sajo ke ARENA walaupun the massage boys tu macam memanggil² mek ke tempat diaorang. Aiyoh! Choy! Don't want la. Tgk depa pon macam biasa sajo? Tak macam kat luar Arena tu, the boys were all in RED AND WHITE uniform ok. White hot pants and red singlet! MEK SUKE MEK SUKE!

And so mek pon masuk lah kedalamnye - masuk², mek di layani sorang guy nih. Suruh mek duduk dan WAIT. Lepas dah order a drink, maka keluarlah semua tenaga pengurut ARENA itiew, BERBARIS KATANYA depan mek! MELU aku jadiknya ok! Ada la dalam lebih kurang 30 of them, semuanya - MAKKKDATIN!!! Candiew sundel! So apa yang mek kena buat? PILIH LA! Masalahnya, depa semua dok stare kat mek yang sorang nih (and ade sorang lagik client - mat salleh, dok sebelah mek jugek) SO dia dan mek kena la pilih tukang urut mana yang kami nak. Aiyoh I tell you, nak memilih tu, u think it's easy? THINK AGAIN! Semuanya candiew, body merembes, comel² pon ado (yang menggoda² pon ade nih! Hanjs sangat!) And lepas mek tgk² like for 10 minutes, baru mek boleh buat pilihan. Mek picked a guy yang ala ala like 6 footer, rambut meletop! Muka melayu sangat! MEK SUKE! Dan yang penting, mek suka sebab dia tak over² nak goda ke ape ke - dia pon ala² malu dan hanya senyum sokmo sajo kat mek. So mek pilih la dia.

Lepas pilih tu, yang the guy yang attended me tu tanya mek nak urut cam mana. SO listing dia ade la lebih kurang cam gini...

Body Massage - Oil - THB 500 for 1 hour, THB 650 1 1/2 hours
Bla bla bla
Body Massage WITH Scrub - THB 750 1 1/2 hours

And on top of that, kena ade tips for the tukang urut itiew (yes, dikira asing ok!) - roughly THB 500

So apa lagik, mek really nak relax and rejuvinate katanya, mek amik la Body Massage with Body and Facial Scrub itiew for 1 1/2 hours. So all in, ade la dalam THB 1250.

So lepas dah pilih jenis urut, dan tukang urutnya, mek pon di ajak naik ke second floor (SERIOUSLY u ols - the place is like, HUGE! REALLY!). Dah naik ke tingkat atas, naik lagik satu floor - katanya floor tu, SUITES only. Mau tak nye, dalam bilik urut tu, SIAP ADE PRIVATE bathroom lagi ok! MEK SUKE! Sayang mek tak bawak camera - kalau idak... ish! HEHEHEHE...

And so - the massage bermula la kan. Mula dengan body and facial scrub, and the mandi, and the baru oil massage - pastu body to body massage... and bla bla bla (AGAIN, mek determined not to detailkan everything. U ols, perlu ke nak citer bab bab personal and biarkan satu dunia baca? LOL! MELU!)

Surprisingly, session mek ended cepat - HAHAHA! Patutnya 1 1/2 hours kan? Mrasalah hanya 1h15m sajo! (mati la SPEKU!). But it was one great massage. Tak silap pilih mamat itiew (mek dosi lupa nama dia!). Pandai dia urut (SERIOUSLY!) dan tak nyesal mek pilih dia - CIKNEK NALA! Opps! Hehehehe... OK OK OK mek citer sikit la ek. Lepas dia dok massage² mek tu, dia tanya nak apa apa tak? Mek macam ala ala segan la kan, tapi nak. Hehehe. Terus dia bogelkan diri dia depan mek dannnnnnn... Haa ok la tu kan. At least mek citer gak siket kat hampa, dari NAN ADO!? Mrasalah mulakan perkembangan otak hampa tu dan SPEKU! LOL!

So lepas dah habis semua, cleared kan bills and what not - mek pon apa lagik, brambus la kan. Yang penting, mek keluar dari ARENA tu, rasa cam nak jerit sajo..."MEK PUAS!" hehehehehe! Tapi takder la mek nak jerit pong - GILE!?

Lepas tu mek balik hotel terus dan rehat sekejap katanya. And I do mean, SEKEJAP sajo sebab selepas 1/2jam rehat, MEK KELUAR BALIK katanya utk mencoba SAWANA piuler! Binatang sangat kan!? LOL! Well - you get to live your life, once. And each life is short - so make full use of it la kan! And for me, mek bukannye selalu dapat ke BKK sengsorang, and 4 days pun bukannye lama mana sangat pon. MRASALAH cuba segalanya, KAN!?

Tapi mek akan sambung part mek pi sawana itiew, dalam entry Bangkok Trip - Day 3 (Part 2). Sebab, mek macam, tannak la sumbatkan semua the hot and juicy stuffs semuanya dalam one entry sajo, kan? Hiks! (sebenarnye dah malas dan ngantuk kaedahnye! LOL!). So apa², tunggu, nantikan part 2 DAY 3 in Bangkok mek which is like, coming, SOON? LOL!





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From the last episode... Episode 24: "THE END" - It's almost there...

Well - you know what they say. If you think you've sacrificed a big deal, pastinya pulangannya akan lebih lumayan, kan? ... Tapi apenye pulangannya itiew?

Episode 25: Showgirl's life - End of Chapter

Hello to a new year (2005) and welcome "New Life - New Beginning"... Itu la perumpamaan yang sesuai utk mek katakan utk last year, 2005 - January 1st. Genap lah setahun mek tinggalkan dunia showgirl. Genaplah setahun mek meniti hari² "baru" di Kedah. Yeap it's true - I left everything, but I didn't tinggalkan all my memories; hey, they don't call me Miss Past Tense for nothing you know... ahaks!

For the whole year of 2005 - macam² sangat berlaku. Ups and downs, memang banyak cabarannya. But that was only during the first half of the year. But Alhamdulillah, I've gone through it and managed to live the remaining 6 months dengan hati yang lebih tenang.

So anyways, selepas menjejakkan kaki kembali ke Kedah, at first memang lah I thought of like a couple of months only. Tapi what can I say, kita hanya merancang. DIA yang menentukannya. And tgk², me ended up dah setahun dah back in Kampung.

Menyesal? Dinch ah. RINDU? YES. Setiap manusia pasti akan merindui those mements yang made u feel happy and what not. Tak leh la nak salahkan sesiapa. But to 'menyesal' for having a more, erm, better life? Dak kot. Am happy now, seriously. Although there comes those times when me feel like I wanna go back, since I missed the limelite and all, tapi, tah la. I guess I redha.

Memang mek mengaku, kadang kala tu rindu banget nih nak balik buat show, masuk pageants and what not - tgk blog² org pasal org lain buat shows and what not semua tu, kadang² led me to menari sengsorang dalam bilik feeeeling sengsorang. HAHAAH! Kalau 5thE boleh buat kat YM Conference, takkan mek tak leh buat show sengsorang dalam bilik mengadap cermin!? LOL!

For the first few months after I came back from KL to Kedah, me did nothing much. HAHAH yeah - those times, ASIK LAH PC 24-7. Dan waktu tu, MYSPACE and Myspace BLOG la dunia ku until mek ceburi Blogspot dan seterusnya, Blogdrive. At least, it was like, ok la - tak der lah bohsan sangat. And day by day, mek fell in love with bloggin' (that explains the title Che Detz kasik itiew, BLOGGER TAK SERIK²! LOL!)

Dan for the first few months mek 'menghilang' tu, banyak bende² yg berlaku. Rumors, tuduhans, cacian dan lemparan kata - macam² la. Ginger was one of those people yang were there for me during those times when I felt like my world dah macam, the end. But dia tak pernah nak just, biarkan mek cam tu saja. Dalam carutan dan cacian dia yang adakalanya menyakitkan hati tu, ade diselitkan some nasihats and what not and kalau tak kerana dia banyak bersabar dgr my rintihans and what not, I doubt I'll ever survive.

Being back in Kedah, actually, bukannye the end of the world. Although pada mulanya, I was like thinking... "Mampu ke mek nak survive here? Aiyoh! BOHSAN!" but surprisingly, mek survived, and I could never have felt happier...  Di sini lah mek mengenali ertinya to dekatkan diri dengan NYA; di sini la mek mengenali erti hidup sebenarnya dan yang penting, di sini lah mek mengenali KEMAMPUAN diri mek yang sebenarnya. Dan being back here in Kedah, mek gained WEIGHT yang penting. At first ramai tak percaya - well not until recently la kan! LOL! Gaining weight tu tandanya mek happy, gumbira - sangat². Tu yang sampai dari 55kg naik sampai 75kg! LOL!

But apa apa pon, I was determined not to let the name, NURLEA LAURIELLE @ Lady Laurielle itiew hilang begitu saja. THAT's why me went serious with bloggin' and what not - so that orang takkan lupakan who Lady Laurielle itiew. Hiks!

Basically to really know what happened throughout the year 2005, you have to khatam my blogdrive la kot! LOL! Baca balik Archive mek semua tu, and you'll know what's been goin' on. Nuthing much actually. Like I said, the 1st half of 2005, it was kindda like slow; me tried to get back on track, betulkan apa yang salah and what not. Start masuk bulan June 2005, that's when mek macam mula take things like, erm - cam mana nak cakap ek? Komited? Yer la kot. Mek went serious with my family's business, and then mek mula berkawan² balik with people around AS, and that's when my life jadik lebih better dari yesterday...

Biarpon mek menghilangkan diri dari the real world but at least mek tak pernah menyepi dari dunia alam maya ini. Dengan adanya tagboards and forums, emails and ym and what not, mek rase macam mek never left anything. Except there were occassions when mek wasn't there, tapi nak buat macam mana kan. It's for the best I guess...

This last episode may be like somewhat macam, a disappointing ending for some of u yang expecting entry finale nih macma gedebas gedebus kan. But not for me. Yang penting, the year ended just, ok for me. And for me, as long as am happy, that's what matters to me.

There are like tons of things I wanna write tapi betul la, kalau bebetul mek nulis ape yang jadik sepanjang 2005, its like, rewrite the whole archive la kan? Hiks! So sapa yang dah khatam, ok la. Sapa yang belom, cuba pi khatam nengok. Hiks! Boleh nampak la that my life is getting better and better everyday. Hiks!

But basically, the life of a showgirl - suatu pengalaman yang takkan dpt mek lupakan and forever akan abadi dalam my heart. 4 tahun (2000 - 2004) mek menghambakan diri dalam dunia showgirl/ drag nih - dan 4 tahun itu la macam² dah jadi. Again, menyesal - never. Glad - yes. Walaupun mek dinch jadik showgirl lagik, that doesn't mean mek tak drag or takkan drag dah, KAN? Hiks! Kita hanya merancang, penentunya, hanyalah DIA.

Dengan harapan 2006 will be somewhat a better year for me, mek telah bersedia lalui hari² muka dengan lebih tabah dan cekal (tak leh ler lari dari perangai DQ mek tu. Itu musti ado! LOL!) And so, with that, habis lah episode ke 25 ini dan yang penting - walaupun temanya THE END, but like I said - NO ONE HAS SEEN THE LAST OF LEA LAURIELLE! Hiks!...



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Owh well - it's that time of the year again when we say goodbye to a wonderful year that passed us by and say "HEY YOU OLSSS!!!!" to Miss Year 2006! Hiks!

A year ago - mek tiba di Alor Star, dengan harapan to begin a new life; get few things (a LOT of things actually) straightened up; and gave up the my life's dreams - in order to discover the dreams of my life. Hmmmmm; macam pernah kudengar yer, tapi, di mana ek? Hiks!

Setahun pun telah berlalu, dari 55kg, now dah 70/ 69kg (bersyukur, Alhamdulillah - mek HAPPY, asik makan, hati tenang, hidup bahagier, maka jadik lah Jumbo Size Byotch! LOL! Tapi tu pon dah turun siket ok - kalau idak, 75kg mek raso!). Setahun berlalu, hidup mek dari "OK" ke "Bertambah OK", again, Alhamdulillah. Setahun went on, pelbagai cabaran mek dosi lalui (yes u ols - u ols ingat, kat KL sajo banyak cabaran dan dugaan? Kat sinik pon banyak tau! LOL!) And SETAHUN di 2005 jugalah telah membawa mek to where I am NOW. I wouldn't be here today, 01-01-2006; if it wasn't for 2005. Thanks u ols! (I was referring to 2005 yer. Hiks!)

Bila tibanya tahun baru, selalu yang org perkatakan ialah - AZAM AZAM AZAM tahun baru, KAN? Let me see - apa azam mek tahun lepas ek? Owh yes - azam mek tahun lepas was to have a better life than the previous years. And dalam keadaan tidak sedar (ada kalanya sedar juger) - mek dosi achieved it. Seriously you ols. Although I missed my beauty queen life, missed my showgirl life and my flying years - the years that I lived my life utk bersuka ria, tapi atas azam itu la, I am what I am now, HERE. Waking up every morning feels a lot better here compared to the time when I was THERE. Not to say that am not thankful of my years in KL, but, honestly, 2005 has been somewhat, a life-turning year for me kot?

And so - apa Azam tahun ini? HAHAHAHA! Funny; New Year tahun nih azam mek... ermmmm...

1. Nak kuruskan badan - LUNCH TIME bolehhhh keluar dengan Hazel dengan Zack@Mamy but ADDINCHHH MAKAN! Katanya Hazel, "Well... we'll just wait and see how long will that nonsense last!" Hahahah! Gampang kan? LOL!
2. Mek nak habiskan LAST EPISODE 25, Once Upon A Time I Was That Showgirl  - eh? Itu dikire AZAM ke u ols? Ahhh lantak la...
3. My 3rd and final wish for 2006 - bende yang sama mek wished for every year; and that is - to have the year better goin' and flowin' smoothly, compared to the year before. And well, in this case, I would like my 2006 to be lebih ceria, bermakna, lebih membawa keuntungan dan kebahagian pada mek, my family, friends and of course, business mek. Hiks!

Itu la dia katanya my azam for tahun ni... THE END? Addinch! Ada lagikkk mek nak story ni!

Di manakah mek sambut New Year? Mrasalah NEW YEAR DALAM KERETE tadi dalam highway, balik dari Penang - bersama TokWanRock, Hazel and Zack@Mamy. Kami berempat pi Penang ptg tadik - jam gilos! Apa kami buat kat Penang? Ade laaaaa... TANYA 5thE! DIA TAU! Oppss! Mati la tak ajak katanya - lariiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Then kami ingatkan nak lepak di Padang Kota for countdown - tapi macam, terlalu ramai saaaaaaaangat manusia. So instead of stopping by and nengok countdown, mrasalah kami balik terus. Balik pulak, naik ferry nih instead of naik jambatan Pulau Pinang tu katanya. Saje nak menghirup angin malam katanya. Hazel pon 1st time naik ferry tu. So ok lah - happening la jugak, walaupun once masuk highway, Zack dan mek terus ZZZZ katanya. Heheehe...

So nih, just arrived home. Dosi siap² mau tidurans kejaps.Esok, eh, kejaps lagi siang la - mek nak habiskan mengupdate fotopages mek, mek nak buat entry Last Episode, episode 25 itiew, dan also mek nak update blog siket dengan satu dua entry... (mati lah esok, eh, hari ini - hari giat mara mengupdate blog! Hahahah mati la 3 entries dalam satu jam! LOL!)

SOALAN NEW YEAR: Siapakah MANGSA sexperience pertama anda pada 2006? Siapakah yang menjadi orang pertama yang tidur dan bermadu asmara dengan u ols pada hari pertama 2006? Kalau the sexperience tu meletop, mrasalah meletopppp for the rest of the year.. Tapi kalau dapat yang sangkak, HAHAHAH! MRASALAH! (Motif mek tanya soklan ini!? LOL! Tah la - tingtong kot! LOL!)




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Hanjs kan!? Hiks! - mek completely lupo pasal hal ini! I got this email tadi... semalam dah dapat warning dah - haiyayai yayai yayaiii!!!

"Your Photobucket account lealaurielle4  has exceeded the monthly bandwidth limit of 2500 Megabytes.  Direct linking to your account has been disabled for the remainder of the month.  Any posted links to your album images will show as a 'Photobucket bandwidth exceeded' icon during this time.

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Ok.  I will go delete some images from my account.  Will that fix it?
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So how do I fix it then?
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So for those yang nak view the pics yang dah tiada dalam entries² itiew, mrasalah ke SINI!!!! All pics will be restored back on the 10th of January, 2006!!!

Sorry la for any inconveniences caused from this - much much much regretted...!

Yes u ols. Mrasalah setelah hampir setahun menghilangkan diri, mek dengan buang tabiatnya muncul di gathering tb mek hari tu dalam keadaan dragon katanya! Binatang sangat, kan!? Hahahaha! Badan bagaikan mak orang mengandung anak ke 10, dagu berlapis (mati la kau Kie carut aku yang ini!) dan kening tak cabut, still katanya nak drag!? LOL!

Well - what to do. Bende yang kite suka buat (i.e drag) - mai kot mana sekali pon, TETAP la nak drag bila ade kesempatan, KAN?

Dalam entry nih, mek gatherkan comments² pasal penampilan mek bagaikan mak orang mengandung lagi itiew, yang berbaju kurung katanya ke restoran (eh, ke Cafe?) Syed Bistro di KJ itiew... TETAP laaa nak berdiamond bracelet ngan subang, KAN!!? LOL!

Nak speku jugek ke tentang pic nih? Speku la... Ameer pon dah kasik green lite suruh speku, kan Yang kan kan kan!? Hiks!

Adakah ini entry CDS? (Carut diri sendiri?) or entry yang bakal mengundang kontroversi? (SR?) Hehehe - apa² pon, temanya, for fun sajo entry nih. It's good to baca komen² dari orang (tak kire la memuji ke, mengomenhinakan ke ape ke - mek tarkik. Janji mek had fun malam tu and mek suke! Hehehe...)

First of all - kite tgk ape komen² orang melalui entry yang mek buat itiew pasal gath mek itiew : Click HERE to read that entry...

ein : Sis lea.. u look great! erk... i luv ur lipstick. heheh... jenama apa eh??
MEK:  Thanks u ols. Lipstick  apa tah? Belik kat itiew, ape namanye, Sinma? Hehehe yeap - it's one of those cheap lipsepetiks. HEHEHE...
 
edie : cantik la hang nok macam mak datin mrasalah hang jadi datin lea katernyer
MEK:  Macam mak datin katanya! HAHAHAH - mrasalah KAK PAH!
 
sharlene : mak yam..tercapai gak hasrat nak yam tgok pic terkini mak yam yg satu..still cantik..sweet..lantak pi aper org nak kata..yg penting u r the one..the most beautiful mak yam..i'm proud with u mak yam..miss u so much..
MEK: Hey u ols... thanks for the erm, compliments? Tapi mek dosi sedau diri mek memang gemoks u ols. So tak salah la depa dok ngumpat mek. HIKS!
 
kie : astaga mak je yg belom komen entry nih...heheheh wahhhh gambar mak die upload kan...mak suker mak sukerr.tapi mengapai mak lagik chantek ya...hahahah...mati lah mak.....
MEK: La la la la - ko lagi cantik sebab ko PAKAI BULU MATA temanya walaupun tak DRAG! Krayolan TETAP 10 kati! Lariiiiiiiiiiii!

wenkt : LL sgt cantik!cam siti nurhaliza lak gambar dgn Kie tu.... heheh have fun and happy new year!(nasib baik LL dah stop jadi Pramugara/i, kalau tak, Wan dah request tak nak caviar tapi nak Haagen Dazs dua.. haha) rindu mesia!
MEK: Cam Siti? Aiyoh! Nangis Siti Nurhaliza kalau dia dapat tau yang dia disamakan dengan pondan drag gedebab yang persis ibu mengandung! HEHEH tapi mek suke! HEHEHE...

kikilala : Lea,awak masih lagi lawa cam dedulu. Cuma berisi sikit, hmmm.. why not kalau kuruskan badan skt, mesti lagi vassss.
MEK: U ols... mek macam dosi malas dah nak kuruskan badan nih. Am so happy nowadays - that shows! LOL!

yazrie : hahahha..cantik sesangat!!!mana beli baju kurung tuh?lawa..
MEK: Baju kurung pinjam kawan punya - mrasalah KETAT!

Michael : hey babe, you look great, not fat at all...:P
MEK: Thanks Michael!!! Am still thinking about the offer. HEHEHE...
 
FA : Cantik.
MEK:  Cantik? Apa gunanya cantik kalau tak dihargai?
 
yuyu : Lea,truthfully u re so beautiful...tapi kalau U jadi lelaki sejati lagi handsome... Agaknya kalau ada gal yang bebetul suka dengan U dan ikhlas... boleh ke u berubah untuk dia....?
MEK: u ols... thanks for ur comment - tapi kan, pasal berubah jadik lelaki sejati utk someone i.e a girl, dinch u ols. Mek dinch mau berubah kerana orang. Mek mau berubah kerana diri mek sendirian u ols. No point me ubahkan diri mek just utk puaskan hati orang sedangkan hati mek merana. HIKS!

From a Distance : What a loving kapel ...
MEK: Motif out of topic?
 
fiebie : thanks you all. you all memahami mak, dan yang penting walaupun muka mak di blur, mak nampak cam tough je, walaupun sebenarnya obesiti terlampau. mak suka mak sukaaaaaaaaaa... mak suka feeling2 pondan rugby.thanks again. and it was a nice gathering, jumlah peserta (peserta katanya) adalah just nice, tapi mak malu malu sebab mak duduk sebelah ameer mak terus jadi wanita suci. macamana tu.mak sedih takde amik gambar berdua-duaan dengan ameer lah, mak nak amik sebenarnya, tapi bila you all dah sound ginger on the phone malam tu, mak terus feeling suci je lah.emmm, bila nak buat lagi ek. hik hik hik. hehehehehe. hehehehehe.you are still beautiful just like before, tapi that baju kurung is just to levish for syed restaurant. you look like some mak datin, or some datuk punya bini ke-3.hahahahhahahahah mati lah makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
MEK: Hanjs tau comment terpanjang dalam entry nih. NAK HADIAH JUGAK KE!?

eza_longoria : Hmm... I sangat teruja dengan penampilan terbaru uols... memang cantik dan tetap manis biar aper sekalipun...(Lea! ur kan my mentor! ur turunkan lah berat badan ur cam i buat... kerana ur my weight lose okay!) Please lea buat comeback okay! go my mentor.. muahhh :)
MEK: Hehehehe - nak buat lagu mana, mentor u dah out of shape. HEHEHE...

pepari : even u dah lama tak drag pun...i rasa u tetap maintain...seriously i think u still lagi nampak cantik compared to those yg selalu drag pun tak cantik cam u....
MEK: Mek sujud dapat compliment yang ini. Heheheh - thanks u ols!
 
Ginger De La Loca ® : nasib baiklaaa tak diupdate transkrip sms & mms antara mek dan FB malam ittiew...hik...
MEK: Hanjeng la kau Ginger! Sah sah mek dosi baca dah sms u ols itiew! Opps!

oD : Lea you're such a babe, maintain sehh... hiks! wish I was there tho' ;( Miz ya sweetie... cheeriosz
MEK: Such a Babe as in BABE dalam citer BABE IN THE CITY tu ke? HEHEHEHEHE...
 
ameer kashah : suami isteri ker B kita?later tgu i update blog okies....*matilah madu katanyer....LOL....
MEK: No komen...
 
5thE_MARTHA TILAAR : Hehehe.. 1stly, mintak maaf sebab hem tertido while tunggu entry ni published.. i repeat TERTIDO...jgn speku bukan2 as org Jitra tu masih di Jitra..hiks~ anyways.. calling back those hours during the gathering, mmg meriah and FINALLY I GET TO C U IN BAJU KURUNG.. LOL.. and kirenye i mmg TERKESIMA sebab aura u ols tu (walaupun mek dinch ado di Malaysia ketika zaman kegemilangan u ols as SG) ado lagi. hiks~ Mrasa u ols.. later2 nah i send u the pixies? or have u received them? text me kalau lom dapat.. mek nak siap pi buat MYKAD ni... ok lerr u ols.. Duiiiii...
MEK: Motif lari tema jugek? Hehehe - mrasalah ini kali KEDUA mek jumpa Fifi dalam keadaan drag, KAN?

eeone :caaaaaaanteeeeknyer Kak Lea... akhrinya merasa jugak letak gambar sendiri di blog inie... hihihi... anyway, gambar dgn ameer tuh nampak cam suami isteri uols... sepadan gitewww... zaaaaaaaast...
MEK: Yes u ols - finally dapat letak pic sendiri. Sebelum2 nih kes kes TANGAN sajo, kan? HAHAHAHA! Yang pasal dengan Ameer tu, no komen pls... hiks!

uculer : dayyum! i should have been there. but tell u what LL, chantekkkk sgt ni. tak tipu ok
MEK: I know u tak pernah tipu... hehehehe

And then, dalam MYSPACE also... dosi ade orang commented on my pics. Hiks! Japs mek tempekkan... hiks!

Azleen : noks aku rasa elok ko berdiet sebab macam tembabs
MEK: U ols, tembabs ke tembams? Hiks!

viviana : aiyoooooo... BERBISA....huh....dagu lady dah ade 2?...hahahahah *mati lah makkkkkk... LARRRIIIIIIII
MEK: Perlu ke VIVIANA? Sah sah semua orang tahu, VIVIANA = KIEFANCY! Hahaha!

alyssa : embam tembam pun cantik gaks! siot betul dier nie! oik bitch.. gimme ur face.. the body nevermind la.. i;ll keep mine thanks! *wink wink* matila mak! muahahah
MEK: Sial jer tau pondan nih! LOL!!!

Dan tak ketinggalan jugek, si SR dan Fiebie pong buat entry pasal penampilan mek katanya siap ade orang commented entry depa tu lagi. Japs, nak paste ke idak ek? Owh what da heck. Paste sajo!

Dari entry si SR : Click HERE to read entry si SR itiew...

fahmyfaris said...lawanya LKY...
MEK: Mekaseh u ols...

fiebie said...chantek you all. make up tak chucky (mati lah PPCM), masih konsidensi, dan wig tak kejung. berisi sikit je, tetapi masih best leg.
MEK: Motif? Bila masa hang tgk kaki mek u ols? Oppps!

Anonymous said...Memang betul laa kata orang..kalau dah memang canteks mcm LKY pakai apa pun nampak canteks jer..hehehe..tapi teringin sangat nak tgk LKY tak pakai wig..boleh ke LKY?
MEK: Thanks for ur compliments. Tapi pasal nak tgk mek tanpa wig? HAHAHAHAHA! Nantikan...

Atuk said...LKY..atuk nak tgk tetek ko yg selambak tu..buleh ke..mesti puting keras..
MEK: Motif tastykan tetek TISSUE!?
 
Anonymous said...kau nak mampus tengok LKY tanpa wig? apa kau ingat dia sinead o connor, nak buat penampilan botak dia tu?
MEK: Ini mek have a strong feeling it's Ginger! Hanjs tau!

Anonymous said...alah atuk, takat tetek stokin nak buat apa. pondan tu dah tua patut resign je. ada hati nak drag lagi.zaman dia dah lepas, sekarang zaman adik-adik baru la. bodohlah loreal ni.
MEK: La la la la la la...

Anonymous said...atau ko yang BODOH...
MEK: Aiyoh mek dinch masuk campur perbalahan antara puak Anonymous. Heheh!

imahlenggok said...Sapa kata macam tu tak cantik lagik?? mai sinih..mak nak sigung kepala dia!! matila acting makhayam*
MEK: Hang nak jadik mak hayam aku ke Imah? NAK MURUKU lagi la tu... hiks!

nenek ke said...emmm masih chenteque seperti dulu.. ahaha mek sujud katanye..
MEK: Mana leh lawan u ols!!! Hehehe...

Dari entry si Fiebie piuler : Click HERE to read entry si Fiebs itiew...

Silent reader said...Siapa cakap LKY dah hodoh? LKY masih cantik lah... SR terkesima melihat gambar terbaru LKY... p/s. FB pinjam gambar ni nak buat entry...
MEK: Sudehhhhh! Hiks!

fahmyfaris said...haiyoh..lawanya LKY...tak terbanding oleh sapa2 lagi..selama nih korang hanya speku jer laa cakap LKY dah tak lawa siot jer.
MEK: Aiyoh! Tak terbanding sapa²? Nangis si KIE ngan Ginger tu tau... hiks!

Haiiii tergelak laaa aku sengsorang buat entry nih. Macam² ado. Yang memuji tu, mekaseh la u ols. Yang tetapla nak menghena tu, what can I say - you're only human, kan? Hiks!... Apa², mek nak DERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG lagi la! Hehehe. Bak kata Hazel... "Hey! Kau tgk Kak Vee, Val - walaupun diaorang cam tu, LAWA jugak. Ko pon boleh pe!" Sial kan Haze caruts mek depan² nih. Tak per tak per. Mek suke mek suke! Yesterday Miss Malaysia, TOMORROW MISS JUMBO 2006! HAHAHAHA!





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December 24th, 2005

Yes u ols! Mrasalah mek dosi bangun awal katanya. Tak der lah AWAL sangat but at least, sempat la mek gi complimentary breakfast itiew. Hiks! Although SEDEH la breakfastnye (THB104 = RM10.40 katanya) - you get a glass of Orange Juice, a cup of coffee (or tea), 3 slices of toasts with marmalade and butter, telur sparuh masak - OK KE u ols? hiks!

And afterwards, mek dosi registerkan nama mek utk tour around Royal Golden Palace? Apa tah - it's one of the tours the hotel provided. Mek tarkik. Ok sajo katanya, but mrasalah tunggu 12.30pm baru pick up datang amik mek ke tour itiew. So apa mek buat sepanjang pagi itiew? Yes u ols. Mek buat KEJE! Heheheeh...

Went out to meet up couple of people, mostly my agents there - discussed tu discussed ini, renewed contract rates lah, get new packages lah, and etc. Bla bla bla - list goes on and on. Tapi ade satu agent mek nih, VERY DERRRRR merembes sundel! Tapi mrasalah dia kekwat nihhh dengan mek nih! Sentap! Tapi for further info, kalau korang pi Bangkok, pi la tgk dia sendiri. Nama dia Anong (Aiyoh! Teringat mek kat pondan durjana alam malapetaka langit dan bumi si ANON itiew! LOL!) - dan dia kerej di TRAVEX! Mrasa mrasa pi la tgk sendiri - tau laaaa merembes cam mana nanti! HAHAHAH. Tapi bile terpikirkan si ANON tu pulak, terus potong stim! (tah sapa tah Anon tu pon mek dinch hui tapi penuh nih dengan spekulasis! LOL!)

Tanpa disedari, betapa busynya mek masuk keluar masuk keluar agency itiew ini, jumpe agent² mek, nah - ALARM hp mek berbunyi... kat screen hp mek...

"BALIK HOTEL LAHANAT! KANG TERLEPAS TOUR!" boleh? LOL! CDS katanya! (Carut Diri Sendir! hehehehe...)

Mujur lah all my agents (except the one kat Travex tu) punye offices semuanye dedekat area Silom and Silom main. So tak der la sangat masalah mek nak berlari ala² mengejar² crown katanya kannn balik ke Hotel mek. Sempat lagik mek mandian seround, siap², touch up semua, then boleh masuk online 5 minit kat lobby punye internet itiew while waiting for the pick up van to arrive. Mrasalah mahal nak mampos! 5 minutes, THB100 katanya - HAIYOH! Baik lah cc yang semalam tu lagik better, baru THB300 for an hour, KAN!? Hanjs sangat! Mek upset! OFF PC TU TERUS!

So anyways, the van arrived. Not bad aih. It's more or less like a private coach gittiew, ala ala for 30 pax (or maybe less, but it's definitely not like Jelita Transtour 2 tengkat itiew!). So waktu mek naik the coach, dosi ade 2 couples. 1 couple tu orang putih dua orang, pak cik and mak cik. Friendly. Yang satu lagik couple tu, mek speku! Sebab si laki tu mat salleh, and the girl tu local. So mek speku, the girl tu... ermm... you know? Tapi tak kisah la - they too baik also, senyum nih sampai ke telinga kat mek! Hehehehe...

From my hotel, kami pi amik lah lagik beberapa hamba Allah semua... and by the time habis amik semua orang, dalam bas tu I would say ade lah dalam, like, 20 of us? Ade satu family tu, Malaysian lagi - dari Penang katanya! Hiks! Mrasalah mek berkepit sajo dengan anak lelaki nye yang mek rase dalam 20 - 21 yo itiew. Tak der lah meletop sangat muka, ala ala stock boleh cover dengan the brown shopping paper bags with two holes just for his eyes. But the body, mek pasti LeeZiah suka - berketul!!!!!!! Tapi mek budget dia straight, sebab kalau tak, takkan dia layan mek biasa sajo? Ke sebab mek tak drag? Opps!

SO lepas dah habis amik semua orang, baru lah kami menuju ke itiew Royal Golden Palace tu... on the way tu pun, sempat mek terlelap katanya. Sampai² ajo, nah - entrance!!! Grand nih! Mek nak lah buat umah mek nanti, pintu gate nak masuk umah mek nanti setinggi itiew! Mrasalah pakai platform heels pon belom tentu dapat mengintai mek tgk buat apo! Mati la Paparazzis! Hiks!

Oppps! It's not Royal Golden Palace - it's Royal Grand Palace. Hehehe my mistake. So anyways, bawah nih ade lah some pics yang mek snappy² waktu kat sitiew...

The Grand Entrance katanya!

The grounds of The Royal Grand Palace

Pic nih dari Internet! Cuba bezakan dengan pic kat bawah nih!

Pic yang mek snappy - sama kah?

RM25 hengget sajo nak masuk, cik murs kan?

Dome nih la ala² mek speku - all in GOLD ke fake gold?

Siapakah???

Entah kenapa - mek teringat kat Ginger bile tgk patung cendana nih. Awat tatau?

Mek suke pic bunga nih! Suke suke suke!

A little info about this place... Sources:
http://bangkok.thailandtoday.com/sightseeing/08_0002_grandpalace.html

When King Rama I ascended the throne in 1782, he decided to move the capital city from the area on the west bank of the Chao Phraya River, where the former Thonburi Palace was located, to the Eastern side of the river. The construction work lasted for three years. The Grand Palace was built then, with a temple or Royal Chapel located within the compound of the palace.

The architectural plan of the new Grand Palace is almost identical in every detail to that of the Royal Palace in the former capital of Ayutthaya. It was built close to the river facing north with the river on the left. This palace has an area of 218,400 sq. metres and is surrounded by walls built in 1782. The length of the four walls is 1,900 metres. Within these walls are situated government offices and the Chapel Royal of the Emerald Buddha besides the royal residences.

Rama I moved the centre of administration to this side of the Chao Phraya and, after erecting public monuments such as fortifications and monasteries. The King ordered the palace to be built not only as his residence but also as his offices--the various ministries, only one of which remains in the palace walls. This palace came to be known as the Grand Palace, in which the earliest edifices contemporary with the foundation of Bangkok were the two groups of residences named the Dusit Maha Prasat and the Phra Maha Monthian.

The palace is divided into three sections:
- The Outer Palace (Phra Ratchathan Chan Nok) on the north
- The Middle Palace (Phra Ratchathan Chan Klang) at the east
- The Inner Palace (Phra Ratchathan Chan Nai) to the west

And bla bla bla bla... panjang sundel! Tak kuasa aku nak copy paste. Now, mrasalah in my own words.

The place is super dooper huge (I mean, tak der lah huge SANGAT² but it definitely made me all berpeluh and what not and by the time habis pusing the whole place itiew, mrasalah mek KEMPOT!) - yang kita dok kata kuil kuil temple bagai semua itiew, for them, it's like, PALACE! Memang pon! Diaorang punye Kings dulu² kan stayed sinik. Mrasalah every wall has it's own stories to tell. Tapi mek couldn't be bothered nak dgq tourguide mek tu cakap apa. Sah sah 10 dia cakap, 9 mek tak paham. Walaupun in English, tapi, pepaham sajo la kan, Thailand people nak cakap English, very der berbelit nih. So mek pun pusing² sendirian, buat spekus on my own.

Bekas istana ke ape tah - now jadik macam ala² guesthouse utk royalties katanya!

Abang Ask (ke Guard sajo? Leez - klarifykan siket!) - dengan siapakah?

Aiyoh! Siapakah ini? Feeling katanya mau pose - tak sedar diri dosi gebebab!?

Mek suke pic mek yang nih - OPPS! Mek ke? La la la la la la...

It seems I cannot run away dari nak snappy² pics bunga, KAN? MAT BUNGA KA!? LOL!

Mek rase, yang kita dok nampak shinning² glittering² yang kita dok sangka real gold and diamonds and what not semua itiew, mrasalah itu DULU! Now, dengan perkembangan Thailand as one of the major tourists destinations, I think, depa dah tukarkan kepada the real gold, diamonds, rubies and what not kepada a fake one. Yer lah, bayangkan. Kalau sorang tourist pi curik diamond ke, amik gold tu ke, buat crown ke ape ke, HA! By the time SEMUA tourists amik semua itiew, MRASALAH palace itiew tiada ado nya yang GRAND dah, kan? Besides, it's better depa boh yang tak ori pon. Macam la ada beza sangat pon? Tapi the tourist guide nih asik lah confident cakap it's real gold and stuffs. Mek tak percaya. You ols percaya ke?

And 24th tu, hari mek pi tu, hari Budha ape tah? So macam, ade lah macam upacara sembahyang ape depa semua tu. So like, the place was like, gile babeng punye crowded! Mrasalah mek semput dalam half way during the tour. Serious u ols. Ramai giler! Mat Sallehs jgn cakap la kan! Ramai nih! Mek pon dalam semput² tu, sempat jugak mata mek nih (mata yang tak bercontact lense dan berbulu mata palsu itiew yer - mati la Kie!) melewar kiri kanan carik kot² ado yang candiew. Ade tu ade, but knowing ME, nak snappy² pics depa, MEK JADIK TAKUT! Oh for heaven's sake, mek bukan seberani Sherry atau LeeZ the Pioner the President PPCM itiew! Opps!

And so lepas dah beberapa jam kat situ (seriously, u ols takkan sedarpon yang u ols dah berjam jam dok kat situ sebab there are so many things to see, so many things to admire, jgn lupe, so many people to feast your hungry eyes with kan...) kami pun pulang (Aiyoh! Why the "Kami pun pulang..." tu, mek rase macam ayat skema UPSR sajo? LOL!). Pulang terus ke hotel ke? ADDINCH! The tour sambung bawak kami ke Thailand's largest (eh, ke World's largest? Mek rase WORLD kot...) Gem Factory and Exhibition Centre. AIYOH! Mata mek berpinar² sundel! BLING BLINGS EVERYWHERE! SANGAT² MENGHAIRAHKAN!!! Hiks!

Tapi, mrasalah SENTAP - sesentap malam semalam waktu mek kat A Go Go Boys Club itiew. Kenape? AIYOH! Apa lagi - DINCH CAMERA katanya! Tak dibenarkan! DAMN! I shoudln't have trade in my Nokia7200! CHIS!

So, ok... Memula after minum your welcome drink (curlasst! Dapat welcome drink sundel!), these people kat factory tu will bring you to watch a video presentation about the jewelleries and stuffs - bla bla bla. Telan air liur jer mek nengok batu batu diamond² tu semua. Tu baru dalam video! Lepas like 5 minutes, kami proceed ke area factory nye itiew, dimana you get to see these people buat the designs, ukirans, gilapping, and semuanya lah. Macam, get to see these people buat those jewelleries la. From rantai, choker, cincin, subang - aiyoh! Makan hati! Tapi mek tetap suka yang kat SEMUA HOUSE, MASJID JAMEK ITIEW! Tadak tempat lain lebih meletop dari sitiew! HIKS!

And lepas dah habis tgk jejantans yang dok sebok buat keje, buat jewelleries itiew (oopps! I mean, lepas habis tgk cara² buat jewelleries itiew) - haaa... mrasalah depa bawak kite masuk ke dalam Showroom TERBESAR di dunia katanya? Seriously, BESAR giler showroom itiew! Penuh dengan staffs, diamonds bling blong bling jgn cakap lah! AGAIN, berpinar bijikk mek nengoknye! MEK NEARRRRRLY beli cincin diamond, white diamond katanya - silver ring la kirenye... THB2200... NEARLY OK! Mujur mek tak habiskan duit kat situ. Apa yang buatkan mek tak jadik belik? Mek dok pikiaq... "HEY! Motif nak habiskan duit kat cincin² nih? ZHULIAN kan ado? MRASALAH RM88 hengget sajo! Baik mek spend the THB2200 MALAM NIH! Oooppss!" sambil tersenyum kat diri sendiri. Terus staff yang nak jual tu ala² macam sentap. Like... "Haaiii pondan! Kalau nak beli, buat cara nak beli! Kalau nak brangan, PERGIIIIIIIIIII!" Hehehehe mek speku sajo!

And then lepas itiew, BAAAAAAAARU la depa hantaq kami balik ke hotel memasing... Aiyoh! Mek penat sundel. No no, bukan penat time tu. I mean, NOW. Mek penat menaip katanya! Sat nah - mek nak smoking japs. Nak minum OJ mek sat... hehehe... REHAT TIME! -10.51pm-

-11.01pm- Mek dosi kembaliks!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok now. So, where was I? Ah yes. Balik hotel. Balik² sajo hotel, mek terus terbabas katanya! Sampai lah pukul 7 lebih rasenye, mek tidur sedap gilos! Bangun², isap rokok. Sambil isap rokok, sambil tgk tv. Dan sambil² tu, plan - "Malam nih nak pi mana pulak ek? Hmmmm..."

Sawadikappp! Welcome to Dick's Cafe - Bangkok!

And so lepas mek dosi mandian, siap² bagai semua - mek terus ke DICK'S CAFE! HAHAHAHAH DICK'S CAFE katanya kan? Dengan harapan, apo, dapat nengok DICKIES? Addinch! Mek nak mengketedaghah sundel! LAPAQ ok! Mrasalah mek dinch lunch katanya - and no tea time as well. HEHEHEHE. Mek tak pedulik, mek lapaq sangat! Lapaq sangat sampai tak sempat nak snappy my Speghetti Bolognese yang mek mengketedaghah itiew! Hiks! Yang sempat, hanya lah gambaq cup kosong - bekas mek minum hot choco katanya! Heheheeh.

My hot choco yang dosi habis, my hp yang dosi habis credits - BORING!

Dick's Cafe nih, kat Twilight Area. Yes, mek tak pi pon Silom 6 (or was it Silom 4?) Hmmmm... mek hanya terus pi ke Twilight zone tu sajo terus. So mek pun, lepas makan, main game kat hp mek sat (see, how boring I was malam tu!), at around 10nish, mek masuk satu A Go Go Club - Fresh Boys? Ape tah. Macam KESIAL sajo! Yang jadik showboys tu, muka sekoq ke sekoq, SEMUANYA HADEK²! EWWWW! Koser! Serious u ols! Mek yang dah TERLAJAK order orange juice tu, terpaksa lah habiskan minuman mek itiew. Habis sajo, MEK BERAMBUS! SO kalau korang pi Suriwong/ Twilight Zone tu, JGN masuk Fresh Boys Club! Yang semalam tu XFresh rasenya. Fresh apa kejadahnya! HADEK²!!! Mek dinch mau hadek² ok! SENTAP sangat! So lepas tu, mek terus keluar. Tension jer mek tgk the boys on the stage itiew - tgk another customer keluar kehampaan. Sesuai la dengan muka hampa, macam sedehhhhh sajo!

Suasana around Twilight Area (or was it called Zone? Area, Zone, SAMA SAJO!) Yang u ols boleh nampak kat sini, JANTAN sajo! Yang nampak pompuan tu, mrasalah drag semuanya! Unlike Silom 4 or 6 tu, perempuan betul pon banyak. Mrasalah like Bangsar Jalan Telawi area kat situ. But not Twilight area nih...

Keluar dari situ, mek pi club, DEPAN club Fresh tu. FUTURE BOYS katanya - hahahahah! Mek budget ade boys in martian suits? HAHAHA. Masuk² sajo, HAAAA Baru la happening! MERIAH sundel! Customers penuh, atas stage tu pun, MEREMBES!!! Dan malam tu, mek buat kawan baru. Hiks! CREW MAS katanya pi bercuti sengsorang! Mek pon, memula control la gibek. Dah jumpa member cam tu, PATAH RIUK TERUS! Pedulik ape kan. Mek macam tak der mood nak melacur pon. Just glad to have met this guy (no can mention the name nah!). Kami sembang pi sembang mai, gelak pi gelak mai, tgk show la, usha jantans lah - tetiber, tgh² dok ada show cikcaps katanya, ADA RUSH! MOTIF!?! @Y!*(@!&@#*(^#&(^!(@&! Mek dinch paham! I tot they all dah legalizedkan dah all these gays and lesbians and sex clubs and what not in Thailand? Ade lah siket mek cuak - yer lah! DUH!? Ade rush, checking - mau tak cuak. Ko bukannye kat restoran, you're in an A Go Go Boys sex club ok!

Rupa²nya depa nak check for underage. Mrasalah ade dua tiga orang yang kena tangkap. No, not the boys. The clients. YES u ols. Some of these Westerners bawak escorts yang underage katanya - Mati la Steven! (hahaha! Sure Hazel and Zack@Mamy tau citer!) SO THANKS GODS for thats! Hahahaha. Habis checking, dalam 1/2jam jugak la time wasted, terus sambung balik show. And lepas habis show, mek dengan si crew nih, kuar and pi Silom 4 (or was it Silom 6?) and lepak kat TELEPHONE! Minum², lepak², isap² rokok - sampai lah mek di tekel sorang mamat nih. Mek tgk dia macam Siam. And betul pon, sebab dia duduk dengan sorang mamat Mat Salleh. Yang peliknya, these two men asik lah dok senyum kat mek. And finally, the boy tu tegur mek...

"Are u local?"

"No... I'm from Malaysia..."

"Owwhhhhh!!!! See I told you so!" dia cakap kat Mat Salleh tu...

And then what happened lepas tu? Crew tu pon dapat sorang mat salleh, and mek ended up with this two guys. Opps! Buat apo? ADO LAH! Perlu ke citer? Dinch perlu! Hehehe... OK OK! Nak tau sangat citernye? Fine. Mek citer. We ended up... bersembang sampai 4am? OK? Puas hati? HAHAHAH lariiiiiiiiiiiiiii dari memberitahu citer sebenarnya! HAHAHAHA!!! (PS: budak Thai tu sebenarnya, one of the A Go Go Boys, yang telah dipickup oleh mamat mat salleh itiew. So... hehehehe!)

And so - TAMMMAT lah laporanbalik mek mengenai DAY 2 mek di BKK!!! Hiks! Mrasalah komen!

PS: Mek have this strooooooooooong feeling ramai tak akan puas hati pasal the last part of this entry, KAN? HEHEHEH!)



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Awat tak tau, mek dok gila buat entry base on lyrics? Tah la - feeeling kot? For me, lyrics kadang² tu boleh menggambarkan how you feel about someone, things and etc. Mrasalah kali ini mood mek lain siket dari the last entry... mrasa!





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