Ha - we've seen (maybe some of you dah, some of you belom) how Akak Red Mummy telah mem'basuh' bagai all the contestants remaining in the Blogger Kick Start dalam assignment Week 6 iniey. Tsk tsk tsk - kesian kesian diaorang kena dengan Kak Red. Tsk tsk tsk.Tak per. KALI nih yer, hehehe rasain! MEK PULAK nak mem'basuh' pulak. Sebab mek tengok si Kak Red tu basuh ala² kaw kaw tiada perikemanusiaan; kesian pulak mek tgk. Jadi, memandangkan mek nih berperikebinatangan siket, so am gonna go... what? Easier on them? HELLO!? What you think I am, MOTHER THERESA? Sorry nah - Kak Red went Hot and Spicy, mek ala ala go EXTREME Hot and Spicy (mati la kalau bidasan mek tak extreme karang, kan? Harus aku kena pulak dengan Redmummy cimpeng tu! Hahahaha!)

ASSIGNMENT MINGGU KEENAM

BKS inginkan sekurang-kurangnya 7 perkara tentang 5 Advokat yang telah BKS undang sebelum ini kecuali Wenkt.

Fiebie Rossa - Juri Week 1
Puan Pearl - Juri Week 3
Mr Vernon_Kedit - Juri Week 4
Nurlea Laurielle - Juri Week 5
Hannan - Juri Week 6

Warning:: Gambar-gambar yang di ambil dari blog advokats hendaklah mendapat kebenaran dari mereka.

Tu la dia tajuknye, kan? Hiks. Yer, nak baca pasal juri² lain, mrasalah gi nengok kat blog contenders tu memasing. Over all statement mek - assignments depa buat mek tergelak ok! Bukan menyindir ke ape ke - but it was fun to read how diaorang gali baik punya carik info, not only pasal mek, tapi pasal the remaining juries. Yang penting, mek sker lah baca (apart from the stories about me, me and ME!) part Juri Week 6 tu... OPS! Mati la mek dengan Kak Red! Hahahahahah!...

So ANYWAYS, dalam pada mek bagi tips kat depa² nih suruh korek kat website mek la, blog la, fotopages la, myspace la, friendster la itu ini bagai, kan, TETAP ada yang salah info. Tapi after a great deal of considerations, mek rasa lah, depa bukan buat salah sengajaly. I mean, they have great intensions - which is, taknak kecikkan hati mek dengan pemilihan bahasa mereka; points depa ada, tapi delivery kureng dan fakta tu menyempang jauh siket ada some of them. Mrasa meh kita baca. Mek highlight yang pepenting jer la noh? (Vaviks lah! Yang penting jer la mek nak highlight? SAH SAH mek komen SEMUA fakta² fatwa² katanya, kan!? Heheh)

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Intan :

Favourite quote: "..the way you write - very honest and truly came from your heart.."<- Those were my SOP lines la darling! LOL!

1. Stands pround with his unique sexual orientation.<- Errr... I am? Owh yeah - I AM! Hehehe

2. Kindhearted I may say, with bubbly personality.<- Bubbly? I.e. cakap banyak ley ko nak carut mek? Hiks!

3. Has a good sense of humour. Spontaneously makes his readers laugh.<- Mati la "has a disturbing attitude of MALAS", kan? Hahaha

4. Sensitive, easily moved and romantic.<- Tudiah! Nicely put. I AM A DRAMA QUEEN katanya yer! Hahaha

5. Good at make-ups, fashion and beauty, as expected. I am actually going through his FaB entries. He should write more about makeups.<- And let Ginger de la Loca carut mek teknik make up SALAH? Siyaul sangat! Hahaha

6. Amazing at fantasizing. Very imaginative. Give Nurlea a topic and he could endlessly go on and on..<- Amazing at fantasizing tu mek curiga siket...

7. Used to work as MAS cabin crew (pramugari indeed)<- CARUT ley? (and now with Air Asia?), travels a great deal and derives fun from it.<- THE ONLY POINT I THINK DIA SALAH! Hello? Bila masa mek keje dengan Air Asia now? Clust! NOW EVERYONE CAN FLY! Hehehehe Belle TPS? Ko tannak CAN FLY WITH ME now? Hehehehe...

8. A very pretty drag queen! Won drags' Miss Malaysia title a couple of times.<- MAKE THAT TWO POINTS - hahahaha - nyeh, mek menang Miss Malaysia 2003/2004 - and that was it! Sekali tu sajork. The rest, OTHER pageants/ titles lah... Motif menang Miss Malaysia title A COUPLE OF TIMES? Mek tergelak ok!

9. The warmest advocat who leaves tags in contenders' shoutboxes.<- Advocat lain tak buat ke noq?

10. Longest, nicely written comments in BKS history!<- Mati la ko carut comments mek 3000 patah perkataaan, kan!? Hahahaha

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Orang mintak 7 points, hang gagah pi bagi 10! Clust! Mek sker. Mek have always like the way Intan tulis since Week 5 mek judgekan dia. Ok la this time. Walaupun she got 2 major mistakes dalam her 10 points, mek rasa, mek boleh makhapkan. Hiks!

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Syawal :

Nurlea Laurielle [3D Prom Queen image]<- MOTIF PROM QUEEN!!? Haha!

A little misleading first Impression for crying out loud. A truly dramatic way for me to get to know this advocate is actually bin Abdullah and not binti lah. <- Mek ada tulis BIN ke? Bukan all these while mek tulis BINTI? Ke MEK yang biul tak paham line nih?

A son of Datuk and holding a position as a Travel Manager in Kedah.<- Errr - QUESTION BESAU, mana dia tau pangkat bapak mek!? And he spelled Datuk wrongly! LOL! It's Dato'! (Owh by the way, mek dapat tau dia tau pangkat my dad tu, FROM MY OWN ENTRY! Mati la pecah lobang sendiri! LOL!)

Your language and writing style are a bit influential. Even I myself start to say 'itu' into 'itew' and you all become u'ols... <- My Lingo ley? Ko tau tak bahasa tu pepondan kertu ie. Ginger dah started off dulu dari mek? Mek ikut depa. OPS!

Orchid Lover - Yes you are; I like... <- Sure ah me Orchid lover? Just because I had one tooooo many photos of Orchids taken, doesn't make me an orchid lover ok! Hiks!

Strange Hobby - Yes you are - you are weird! hiks *lari... <- WOHOOO!!! Woofff wooff!!! Anjs! Carut mek ley!?!?!?! Hehehe...

Image Conscious - Yes you are; Is it really your RM1 kain or that you gain more fat? ihiks *cepat2 lari... <- NO FAIR!!! Carutan bertubi²!!!

** Entirely, it is interesting of what you are... **

I still fighting in this competition
Mother's day is the best theme unanimously chosen
Nurlea, in his world he lived as a Drama Queen
and his comments are also long until the bottom of the screen<- POEM APAKAH INIH!?!?!?!?! Mek rasa poem hang tak penting bagi hang - bagi hang, hang nak stress "NURLEA, IN HIS WORLD HE LIVED AS A DQ", kan? Kejist! Hahahahaha! Mek tergelak golek bagaikan babi golek yang TPS Belle ngan mek tgk kat Bali hari tu! (Hari tu ke Belle? Sah sah awal tahun lepas, kan? Hahaha)

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Syawal buat mek tersenyum ok! Mek sker! Walaupun ada salah siket satu dua, still, poem 'tah pa per' dia tu buatkan mek GELAK girang at the end! HAHAHAHAHA! Dan yang tak tahan tu - MOTIF gif image of a PROM QUEEN!? Mek Drama Queen lah, bukan Prom Queen! Kejist tau! Hahahahaha!

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Bro Rick :

Sejak pertama kali terpandang wajah Lea, aku telah jatuh cinta..." alamak mati la mek... " ataupun " Lariiiiiiiiiiiiii " ini adalah antara ayat2 power yg Lea suka gunakan. ( hehehe jgn marah Lea ). <- Ayat² power? Tudiah! Mek rasa, ayat Bro Rick yang "Sejak pertama kali terpandang wajah Lea, aku telah jatuh cinta..." ITU lagi power! Hiks!

Umur Lea sekarang sudah 27 tahun, beliau pernah menyertai beberapa pertandingan " Miss Universe " dan pernah memenangi nya, beliau juga seorang model <- WRONG. I never WON Miss Universe title. Masuk beberapa Miss Universe, BETUL - Miss Universe Diva 2003 and Miss Universe 2003. Tapi MENANG? DINCH!... And seorang MODEL? Haiyoh! A non-iktirafed model, yer la kot! Hahaha...

Beliau pernah bekerja di Malaysia Airlines selama 5 tahun sebagai cabin crew. Seorang yang peramah, mudah berkawan.dan Lea juga seorang yg suka berterus terang. Beliau juga seoarang pengemar " Rokok Sampoerna A Hijau ", rokok ni ala2 mcm " Rokok gudang garam la " ada bunga cengkih, kalau nak isap jaga2 sikit..kalau tak berlubang sana sini baju tu.Hobi Lea, suka mengumpul kotak-kotak kosong, <- Details of all these Bro amek from my entry yang satu tu kan, yang "I Should Seriously Consider" tu, kan? Hiks! Nampak sangat la Bro. It's too obvious u gali from one particular entry sajork...

Point.
1) Umur Lea 27 tahun.<- Yes, and I am younger than Ginger de la Loca, mind you. She's older than mek tau!
2) Pernah menyertai pertandingan " Miss Universe "<- If dia cakap PERNAH menyertai, mek nak bidas - "DAN MENANG 1st Runner-up sekali, 2nd Runner-up sekali" yer. Tapi kalau dia cakap penah MENANG Miss Universe, tanya dia, TAHUN BRAPA!? Hang nak bagi Ginger peligan aku!? Miss Universe title tu milik Ginger (well, USED to be milik Ginger la kan - heheh sempat nih nak carut balik kat Ginger! LALALALA!)
3) Pernah bekerja di Malaysia Airlines selama 5 tahun sebagai crew cabin.
4) Seorang yg peramah dan mudah berkawan.
5) Seorang perokok, suka rokok Sempoerna A Hijau.
6) Hobi suka mengumpul kotak.<- Motif issue kotak lagi? I have other hobbies too you know - like, erm, MAKAN?
7) Suka berterus terang.<- Mati la Confession!

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: A bit too FORMAL lah Bro. For me, you gali not too deep la bro this time around. Sources dari satu or dua entries only, penggunaan ayat terlalu baku and formal; like, you fetish BM ek? Ops! Anyways, erm, tah lah - I seriously don't know what to say... Owh and the Beauty Pageant facts, better clear that one out also nah? ;)

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Katarsis :

terlalu banyak sumber untuk digali bagi tujuan mengenali siapa gerangan wanita misteri di sebalik nama nurlea laurielle. aku sendiri buntu tak pasti dari mana mahu bermula.<- WANITA? Nih adengan "PLAY SAFE" la iniey, yang memula mek ingatkan dia BLUR tatau mek sapa. Tapi the fact is, dia TAU tapi, saja amek langkah berjaga² supaya mek tak kecil hati. Well darling, in this dawg eat dawg world darling, EITHER way, play safe, or tak play safe - u ols TETAP akan kena. Heheheheh...

beliau berusia 27 tahun. tapi nampak begitu matang dengan kejayaan menerajui sebuah agensi pelancongan. sebelum tu beliau merupakan bekas seorang pramugari MAS. beliau melibatkan diri dalam bidang modelling dan berjaya meraih beberapa anugerah.<- PRAMUGARI? And "beliau melibatkan diri dalam bidang modelling dan berjaya meraih beberapa anugerah"<- I let u decide sendiri. Motif tetiber selepas membaca ayat tu mek feels feels diri mek macam NASHA AZIZ!? Hiks!

beliau seorang yang bijak. memiliki ijazah daripada universiti london dan grad pada tahun 1999. awalnya. aku kira ketika itu umurnya 19 tahun. hebat orangnya. cantik sungguh tiada terkata..<- WRONG - 1999 mek aged 20 yer. Hiks!

beliau meminati muzik dan berkebolehan bermain beberapa jenis alat muzik seperti organ dan piano.

aku tertarik tatkala beliau menggambarkan dirinya dalam sebuah sajak di myspace. mungkin kerana sifat elemen api yang ada dalam dirinya membuatkan aku bayangkan beliau bagai dewi yang turun menghangatkan malam2 yang dingin..

When the sun is setting at the end of the day
And the city fills with shades of grey
In between the streetlight and the moonlit snow
There's a place I go
Where I do my show
I'm your drama queen tonight
All my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
When I get on the stage tonight
It's a space in time where every dream comes true
And tomorrow's sorrows just won't do
In between reality and fantasy
I will make you see
If you just believe
No more use pretending
No more reason to run and hide
Let's make all our dreams come true tonight

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: And I thought dia seorang yang 'BLUR' about mek. Ghuponya, playing SAFE ek? Hikhik... well darling. Play safe pon kena, tak play safe pon kena. So buat cam contenders lain, dah alang² memang nak kena, might as well tak play safe, like Intan. Directtt jer carut HE. HAHAHAH mek sker! I wasn't expecting an entry dari u ols cam nih. I AM an interesting person, tapi the way hang tulis, buatkan mek nampak macam a serious and a boring person... and ayat² 'play safe' you ols buatkan macam u ols mengipas mek melambung² (masalahnye mek mampu ke dilambung dengan berat badan dosi naik nih!? HAHAHAHA!)

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Noushy :

The Charming advocate5-Nurlea Laurielle<- Charming ek? Hiks! Awai² dah puji! MEK GIRANG!

Time flies..and it was the week5 assignment's that I finally managed to be on the top rank.Thank you so much for the Jury Kak Red and our advocate jury week 5, NURLEA LAURIELLE, 27 years old,graduated from London School of Economics and Political Science (University of London)in 1999,was a cabin crew for Malaysia Airlines for 5 years , used to be a showgirl and currently own travel agency ( as a manager ) in northern part of Malaysia. She loves all types of music and performing but not heavy metal.She plays piano and organ. Enjoys photography and love all kinds of films especially romantic, romance and funny movies. Love eating and shopping. I do not know if she is a health freak but she's fairly active in sports namely volleyball, tennis, and swimming. She has positive attitude towards life -lives to the fullest and that's what makes her a happy person.<- Tudiah! Mek terdiam tatau nak bidas apo!

Her mother is not a special person to her,instead she described her mom as EVERYTHING to her, her world and her life.Her soft and kind heart makes her love children so much.<- quotes from my Mother's Day entry - so that's 2 or more sources di GALI, kan? Hiks!

This is what Lea surprised her mom on mother's day...her mom's orchid won 3 places in orchid's competition!!<- True true... am so touched. Thank you! (e eh? Tetiber? Thank you, motif!? Hahaha!)

Last but not least,Nurlea has won several titles of beauty pageant and modeling competition that she joined! Perhaps she could be the next supermodel of the year?<- INI jer mek nak bidas berasas! MOTIF I could be the next Supermodel of the Year, SEDANGKAN I dah pon ado title tu in 2002!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha...

KOMEN KESELURUHAN: Antara entry yang mek sker. Noushy's, Intan's - these two mek sker. Hat lain mek sker gak, like Syawal's also, but tak sesuka mek dengan these two contenders mentioned entries. Noushy mek ingat mek favoured dia last week kot. She had my votes last week. And this week, again, mek sker. Sayangnye part last mek bidas tu. Kalau la dia tak cakap "be the next supermodel of the year" tu, kiranya by far, PURFECT 10 entry wooo... kan? Hiks!

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An enjoyable read, kan? All about ME ME and ME jer, kan? Hehehehe mek sker!!! Tapi tak der sape mentioned about me getting fat ke, about my weird diet habbits ke, or about my craziness for handphones and all? Semua tu tak der sapa mentioned pulak, kan? Hurmmm... or best part yang tak dimentionkan, mek seorang yang self-worshiping person, ek? Or Blogger Tak Serik²? Or Miss Tak Serik²? Banyak la fakta fatwa yang ado dalam my past entries - tapi semua pakat dok korek from my recent entries sajork. Why why why? I'm an interesting person you know!!!! Hehehehe...