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Thursday, May 17, 2007

I don't like doctors, especially MALE Doctors!!!


Seriously! I don't loiiikke doctors, apatah lah lagi believing in men called doctors!!! I'd rather become a lesbian dan bercinta sesama pondan kalau dah ditakdirkan donia nih hanya ado men called DOCTORS! (no no, never ok bercinta dengan pompuan. Mek tak sokong lagu "Pencinta Wanita" yer. HAHAHA!)


I SAY "NO" TO DOCTORS - tapi kalau doctor itiew candiew, I'll reconsider? Haha - NOPE also! Ops!

Annnnyways, mesti korang tertanya² why lar mek sort of like macam benci, meluat bagai dengan doctors nih, kan? Ade kesahnye u ols! And I started hating doctors even more, lepas this particular doctor killed my friend...

Before we go on pasal citer tu, one might ask... (apparently my friend asked me these silly questions...)

"Ko selalu gi doctor mana ek noq?"

Jawapan mek - "Doctor? Doctor tu apa?"

"He's a person who has a degree in Medical studies, from the University of Assunciouns, and works in a clinic or a hospital - but that's not important... "

Jawapan mek - "Sial!"

"So, which doctor lar?"

Jawapan mek - "DUH! Told you - WHAT DOCTOR!?"

"Yer lah! Kalau ko sakit, demam bagai, bukankah ko gi jumpa doctor?"

Jawapan mek - "ADDINCH! Mek NEVER! Mek hanyo pi farmasi, belik ubat, balik umah, makan something to alas perut, then telan ubat - and then, TIDOQ!"

"Kalau ubat ko beli kat farmasi tu TETAP tak menyembuhkan ko?"

Jawapan mek - "TAWAKAL SAJORK!!!"

"Bukankah ELOK kalau ko pi jumpa doctor?"

Jawapan mek - "NEVER! Mek ALAH dengan doctors. Mek takut jarums! Mek tak sker depa check itu ini bagai. Mek ELEGI SEPI lah dengan doctor! Besides, Doctor la penyebab kawan mek mati tau!!!"

How is this so? Cam mana Doctor leh jadi penyebab kawan mek mati? Ha - maih mek nak citer!

One fine day, my friend mengadu sakit dada la, itu ini bagai la kat mek over the phone. And sign and symptons dia ala ala macam mek tahu jer dia sakit apa, tapi since mek tak berkelayakkan sangat, so mek diamkan ajo - lagipun dia nak pi jumpa doctor, I'm sure the doctor will know about it (waktu tu mek hanya berkelayakkan dengan LESEN FIRST AIDER keluaran MAS kepada mek as flight attendent jer la kan... hiks!) So bila dia cakap dia nak pi jumpa doctor, mek macam, hmmm - OK. So this friend of mine nih pon, gi la jumpa doctor dia. Jumpa² jer doctor, explained itu ini and what not - and then terus the doctor check kawan mek, and then, terus... bagi ubat and said... "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT... ". Motif? Tu je? Everything's gonna be alright? Hmmmm... 10 minutes later, my friend, out on the street - died! Yes, right there, on the street - just after kuar clinic tu...

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? 10 minutes lepas, baru kuar klinik, jumpa doctor, doctor check itu ini bagai, semua kata ok and WILL be alright, kasik ubat semua, alih² terus Innalillah? Pain kat chest, remember? Erm, mungkinkah doctor tu lalai dan cuai dan tidak mengendahkan petanda² Cardiac Arrest? Or HEART ATTACK? - Tsk tsk tsk. Mek geleng²kan kepala jer lah nak citer nih. Menambahkan perit mek jer... Biarpun it was couple of years back, but, STILL - perit noq. Doctor yang menyebabkan kawan mek mati cam tu jer, macam sampah ditepi jalanan...

My friend died... right there... on the street -  yeap, indeed he did. How sad... kawan mek mati setelah dilanggar KERETA!!!

"ASTAGA! Nonoqs! You can't blame the doctor for that lah noq!!! Bukan salah dia kawan ko mati dilanggar kerete once dia kuar klinik? Kalau ko nak cakap, klinik tu klinik doctor - so kalau kawan ko tak gi jumpa doctor, kawan ko takkan kuar dari klinik doctor tu and terus dilanggar, kan?" katanya seorang teman yang menyedari mek begitu membencikan doctors...

"REALLY!? Well - hear this gal... THE DOCTOR yang checked my friend itew, HE WAS THE ONE YANG DRIVING IN THE CAR - the car yang LANGGAR MY FRIEND!!! So yeah, the doctor killed my friend!"

Heheheheheh  -  macam kesial jer, kan? LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

PS: Bukakkan dalam entry sebelum nih, mek cakap, mek kena reconsider about not 'pekana'kan readers² blog mek dengan entry² sebeginiew? Hehehe well - I've decided to reconsider, what I have reconsidered! LOL!!! PECUTTT!!!

DISCLAIMER: Entry nih tiada kaitan dengan hidup atau mati, tiada relevantnya dengan dunia medik diluar sana, dan sudah tentu, semestinya, tiada penyangkutan pautan dengan mana² ahli medik, di dalam, atau di luar negara/ negeri ( Encik Hannan - jgn amek hati nah. Entry nih saje suke² jer tau! Mati kah mek!? LARIII LAGI!)





Posted at 1:13:13 pm by Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Kak Red
May 17, 2007   11:58 PM PDT
 
kompem hannan milik aku!

lalalalalalala

bih dah ko x suka male doctor gitu kan,,,,

nan, i see u kat tasik nok!
Nurlea Laurielle
May 18, 2007   12:18 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

1. Kak Red: HELLO!? Confirm? Confirm ke ko mampu LANGKAH BADAN mek!? hahahahah mana abang tukang tatau? mek nak pinjam TANGGA! ops!
BicaraTeruna
May 18, 2007   12:27 PM PDT
 
Ha???

I like doctors very much. I purposely went to the clinic to get my blood checked.

Well the doctor was not cute at all but well I just like doctors, and some doctors that I have met, they are like the bomb!!

LOL.

hmmmmm
Nurlea Laurielle
May 18, 2007   03:19 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

BC: Doctors in Malaysia, ada ka DA BOMB? Mati kah mek!? Hahahahaha
Nurlea Laurielle
May 18, 2007   03:20 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

BC: owh and erm, what's up with this -> "BicaraTeruna: Eh, havent dropped by for some time, pretty than ever, and while its inappropriate, I still want to say it, u have boobs!!!!"???
NonStop22
May 18, 2007   10:12 PM PDT
 
Hi Kak Lea..

Howdy??

Oh Cmon, u still have to belief in dOCtors, and also the Paramedic whom gonna Convey u to the Sepital if u r Really Sick..=)

if not macam mana nak dapat rawatan intensive...heheh

anyway...citer dia cute... laugh like mad...

do take care...

miss ya lots2...


See ya ard kak Lea...do visit my baru buat bloggy..hehehe...


NonStop22

Singa Muntah
YAZriE
May 19, 2007   03:06 PM PDT
 
heheheheh...baru je aku baca entry ni aku dh agak hang nak pekena lagi.....hahahahahha...siut je la..fefets hang lah...hahahhaah..
Nurlea Laurielle
May 19, 2007   07:38 PM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

NS: Haiyoh adek oi... apa url blog baru? Tak pulak cakap, kan? Hehehe

Yazrie: Wah wah pandai la pulak ko dah dapat nangkap mek cuba PEKENA hampa lagi, kan? Dinch IGGY dah ke? OPS!
5thE
May 19, 2007   07:52 PM PDT
 
eheh.. doctors? ape tu?
Nurlea Laurielle
May 21, 2007   02:25 AM PDT
 
MY REPLY(IES):

5thE: u ols, doctors ala ala TUKANG URUTS - they are the ones yang will make ur pain go away! HEHEHEHE



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